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As people are posting personals on Answerbag, and in the interest of keeping things in order, would you like to write a little bit about yourself? Salutations and welcome to Answerbag! I'm called RFlagg 'round these parts. I'm 15, and live miserbaly East Texas with my family. I'm probably the second strangest person you will ever meet, the first being my Best Friend/Partner who is known around here as "boredasmustard." I'm an extremely devoted (Okay closer to "Addicted") member of...

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Is it okay for freshman to go out with seniors in high school? All that depends on is your own definition of "Okay". Just as long as the two of you don't have any problem with it, then there's nothing wrong with it in the slightest. Some people may have a problem with it, but anyone who would have any objection to a couple simply because of that is probably immature and not worth listening to anyway.

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If you were to make a movie about your life...what actor or actress would you pick to play you? Christopher Walken. He suits the role of me almost perfectly.

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What should the world do about the illegal drug trade? If drugs are partially legalized, they will not have nearly the value that they do as controlled substances. The harm that drugs do to society is first and foremost not because of the drugs themselves, it is because they are so extremely valuable that people are killed over them. To illegalize something makes it very valuable, take away that value and that demand and there's no real...

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If a cashier gave you more change than she was suppose to back, would you tell her and give it back or keep it and say nothing? Give it back. I don't want anything more or less than exactly what I have coming to me.

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What do you get out of coming to AB? Why did you join, when you did? I joined for the sake of distracting myself, and perhaps out of some hope of finding people I could identify with. And I got a lot more than I originally bargained for.

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With the world the way it is today, would you encourage or discourage your son or daughter from joining the military? I would encourage them to do whichever they feel is right. I would however, tell them that the only reason they should fight in a war is if it is for a cause that they truly believe in, not because it is againt's an enemy they have been conditioned to hate. Do not fight for the sake of destruction, fight for the sake of creation.

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What are some tasks that you think are a waste of time? Putting together a matching outfit when I get dressed. I never have seen much purpose to wearing clothes that match. Just as long as they serve their intended purpose of keeping you warm and relatively covered, why should they need to match?

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Do people expect a lot from you? No. The only person who seems to expect much of anything from me is me. I find living up to the expectations of most other people to be a miserable and unfulfilling way to live. Unfortunately, I have unreasonably high standards.

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Where is Mr.Maxwell? From what I've heard on that matter, he is lying at the bottom of a river somewhere incased in a block of cement. But that's just what I've heard, and is probably not true in any case... Perhaps he's been banned, perhaps he's simply asleep, who knows?

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Which way did the guy in pants go? I believe the generally accepted answer to this question is "That'a way!".

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If you were a fruit what kind would you be? An ugly-fruit.

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If satan showed up what would you say to him? "It's about damn time you showed up, I've been expecting you. Now, lets sit down over a nice bottle of tequila and talk some business..."

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Would you consider your life to be a comedy or a drama? Slice Of Life.

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Why did you pick your avitar/ picture? My current one was a gift from someone very important to me. And I thought I may as well use it.

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Is there any such thing as a stupid question or just stupid people? There is no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid people asking questions.

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What are you having for Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner right now? or what are you going to have? Nothing, Nothing, and yet more Nothing. I haven't been able to keep any food down all day, so I've had to stop eating all together.

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Despite the cost of living, why does it remain so popular? Because deep inside human nature beats the primal heart of a gambler. They stick around, they pay the price, all on the hope that they'll make it big some day. Humans, and every other living thing, have a certain measure of lunacy, of pure survivial instinct that keeps them going. And no matter how much a person may want to quit playing the game, that instinctual, wild, pure,...

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If life handed out degrees, what would yours be in? A Docterate in Seriously F***ing up.

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If you could be anything you would be...........? Dead.

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Who are you without your boyfriend or without your girlfriend? As I am now finding out. A desperate, meaningless, self destructive, suicidal person with nothing to live for.

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Are you happy you found AnswerBag? Of course I am. Not only has it become my home and community of sorts, but it also resulted in me finding the love of my life. If I hadn't found Answerbag, I'de still just be some forsaken weirdo. So yes, I am very happy that I found Answerbag.

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What's the strangest thing you've ever flushed or tried to flush down the toilet? No need to be gross here, weird, like a tuba, a teddy bear, etc. My right foot. I was curious as to just how strong the suction was in the bowl, so I stuck my foot in their (After an initial flush for cleaning purposes, of course) and pushed the flush handle. I ended up getting my foot wedged half way into the U-Bend, and having to pry it out with the handle of the toilet brush.

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Would rather be a cat or a dog? Why? A Cat. I don't particularly like the idea of being an unquestioningly loyal pet to my "Master", which is what most dogs tend to be.

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Do you have any ideas to get in the book of world records One that I've attempted myself; world record for the most spoons balanced on the face at once. I've gotten up to 15 so far.

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How much should you spend on your partners birhday gift? And dinner? As much as it costs to get them something they'll like. Really, I think you ought to make something for them, it has more soul to it. The real value of a gift isn't in that it's a gift they like, it's in that you knew they'd like it.

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What would you do if one day, the new neighbors turned out to be a "mob" family? would you be friends with them? or avoid them at all costs? Neither. I'd just treat like any other neighbours, with a fair level of courtesy and familiarity, while keeping my nose out of their business, and perhaps waving to them when I walk past their house. I wouldn't want to get myself too involved, but that's no reason to purposely avoid and fear them.

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How do you react when a co-work doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom? I don't react at all at the moment that it happens. I simply make a mental note of it, and avoid ever touching their hands.

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Do you feel awkward when you really are the therd wheel? Not so much, actually. Being a third wheel means that the other two wheels probably won't be paying much attention to me, so it allows me to be alone with my thoughts for a while.

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Do ALL girls need to wear make-up? No. I know plenty of girls who make due perfectly well without it. It's all a matter of how secure they are in their own appearance. In truth, no one "Needs" to wear makeup, some people want to, but it's not really something that anyone "Needs".

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What did i do to you to make you so blue? Nothing. My blueness is entirely my own doing.

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Do you enjoy what you are doing in life right now? Not especially. Mostly what I'm doing in life now is waiting. And believe me, this kind of waiting isn't "Enjoyable" by any means.

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Is Answerbag your favorite website? Yes. No contest at all on that one.

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How many children were/are in your family? Two. Myself and my younger sister Lily.

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Why would I think outside of the bun? Have you ever tried thinking *Inside* of a bun? There's not really enough air inside of a bun to get much serious thinking done.

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How do u get high points on questions? You ask good questions, people like them, they rate them up. Although I'd suggest that you not worry about points, as they really aren't especially important. Welcome to Answerbag, there's a lot more here for you than points.

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What is the worst company slogan The slogan of Randall's Supermarkets. "Ingrediants For Life" Who else is going to join me in a resounding "Ewww"?

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What time did you fall asleep last night? What time did you wake up today? Around 3:45, and I was up at 8:00 AM sharp.

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Why are you still living? Because someone is depending on me to be here for them. And as long as they're there, I can't just allow myself to die, no matter how much it hurts to go on. I can't let them down by not being alive anymore.

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Considering how your life is now, would you be tempted to run away and leave everything behind you have to start anew? Not everything. Most things, but not everything. I have one thing that I don't think I ever *Could* start over after losing. So no, I'm staying put and enduring the rest of my arduous life until I can have the security to insure that I won't lose that one amazing thing that makes my life worth enduring in the process.

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Does the axiom "Innocent people have nothing to fear" hold water in the wake of such legislation as the "Patriot Act"? I would say that there's not really such a thing as "Innocent People" in the wake of legislation such as the Patriot Act. Because such legislation changes the definition of the term "Innocent People" Nearly any person can be found guilty of *Something* if you look hard enough. And that's just what the Patriot Act does; looks very, very hard.

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What is the first live musical you ever saw? Pippy Longstocking. One of the teachers from the preschool where my mum worked at the time took me to see it when I was 4. I'm surprised I can even still remember that.

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If someone told you that they could reserve a spot for you to go on big brother - would you do it? No. I'm not especially interested in the idea of being constantly observed, manipulated, and having my rights of privacy violated for the entertainment of the viewing public. And plus, I have someone in my life whom I'd rather not have to lose touch with for that long.

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When reading a novel, do you assign characters the physical traits of celebrities or do you let your mind free-form the characters' physical traits? I sometimes do that if I saw a movie version of the book before reading it. But other than that, I just let my mind grope about until it forms a picure of them.

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What song sticks out in your mind where you think about your childhood? Losing My Religion, by R.E.M It's rather odd, but I've always thought of that song whenever I reminisce about my childhood. It's not so much that I had a bad childhood, I just seem to have that song imprinted into deeply into my brain for some reason.

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Who will "step up" and answer the backlog of unanswered questions in Answerbag? Every hour or so. But I don't generally find many that I'm capable of answering though. Most of the good questions either get pounced on quickly and have definitive answers given to them by people way above my caliber, or are about things such as electronics and video games, of which I have no knowledge anyway.

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It's clear that most men don't like feminists. What type of women DO they like? Firstly, I would question your use of the word "Most". I'd say that saying "Most men don't like Feminists" is making a pretty big assumtion. I myself have no dislike whatsoever for feminism, I think that true feminism is a good thing. And the funny thing is, in a way you've answered your own question. Many men don't like feminism because of people...

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Should teachers be able to talk about Christianity in public schools? It's a good idea to teach at some point about the various religions, but that should be taught under the class of Sociology, because in the context of education, that's all it is. Public schools should not be able to teach the doctrines themselves, but they should teach that some people do hold those doctrines. They should tell the students that there is such a thing as religion,...

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Why do you wake up morning after morning? Is there something in particular that keeps you going every day? My Love. She's really my only reason to even bother anymore. My days just wouldn't be worth waking up to without her.

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If art is all about view and perspective then can an art teacher really grade your art as wrong? Provided of course you stay on subject. Art may be about view and perspective, but what the teacher grades is not your view and perspective in and of itself, but how well you convey and express it. Even if you have a good sense of perspective and understanding of the subject, it is still possible for the art to end up "Bad" if you do not have a mastery of your teqnique. Art (Or at least the kind of art you do for an...

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What is the male to female ratio in your house? 2:2 My dad and I are (As far as I know.) both male, and my mum and sister are both female. Or if you count animals, then the ratio is 4:3. With a pair of male mice, and one female cat.

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Who are the last three people you answered questions for? Not counting this answer to you. Sarita1- http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/174404 The Trotskyist Pantaloons- http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/112008 MsFortunate- http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/174372

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Are any "old AB'ers" thinking of not using AB anymore because of the new Ab'ers? No. Well not this old ABer anyway. There are plenty of new ABers who have turned out to be perfectly good people and functional members of the community. And even those who aren't, I'm not going to leave my home here at AB just because of a few bad apples. So I'm sticking around for as long as possible. On the day that every single person I knew when I first came to the...

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Have you ever Answerbagged in the nude? Yes, on a regular basis in fact. Many mornings, I wake up and I'm very eager to get my AB fix for the day, so I completely forget about getting dressed and simply rush to the computer entirely nude. Yes, I really am *That* big of an addict. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go find myself some trousers...

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Have you noticed the influx of nonsense questions and people goofing off lately here on AB? What can be done about it? Something shall be done about it soon enough. For now you no-nonsense types may simply ignore them.

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Who stole the jam from your doughnut? Ronald Reagan. He seems to be doing quite a lot recently, (Especially considering that he's dead). So I would assume that he did this as well.

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DId you wait till marriage? Well, I've ended up waiting so far. But I don't have any intention of waiting till marriage, because I have no intention of ever getting married. I'm in no hurry, but I'm relatively sure that I'll get around to that long before I ever get married.

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How much do you girls/guys spend on skin care? I spend a grand total of $0.00 on my skin. I simply let it be, use regular soap and water, and run the occassional "Zit-Patrol". And so far, that's all it's really needed.

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What is your favorite question on AB? This one. Pure genius! http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/98008

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What is the strangest mode of transportation you have ever taken? Shopping Cart Gondola. Pretty self-explanatory, really. I got in a shopping cart with a long wooden pole, a striped rugby shirt and a black berret, and pushed myself around a a couple of blocks while belting out meaningless verses of psuedo-Italian song. All of this at 11:30 in the evening, no less. Because it's just not a proper gondola ride if it's not on a romantically...

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What is your mutant ability? I'm not sure. Maybe I can walk through walls. Let me go check... <Walks out of room. Loud thumping sound from other room, long string of yelling and profanity. Walks back into room with large lump on forehead.> Okay, maybe not...

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If a famous ex-partner of yours was writing a tell-all book of their life thus far, would you be looking forward to reading it, or dreading it's release? I wouldn't really care too much either way. I only have one ex. (Whoo yeah, I've certainly been around.) And the only embarassing things she knows about me is that I drink a lot, and that I do a very bad Ozzie Osborn impression. And who would buy a tell-all book about a guy who drinks and does bad Ozzie Osborn impressions?

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Who makes you a better person? My Love. Before I knew her, I was a lot more of a "Cantankerous Old Man" type of guy. But when I'm with her, I'm much too happy to be properly cantankerous, so I shift more into "Mildly Senile Old Man" mode.

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It's my one-week anniversary here on AB. Who wants to celebrate? (Hopefully there will be no gnashing of teeth...) Congradulations on lasting one whole week! And may you last many more! Many people seem to lose patience with us before then. I must say also, your ascent is rather impressive considering that you've only been here for a week. By the way, I don't believe we've been properly introduced. I'm RFlagg, but my friends call me... Well, er... They still call me RFlagg... ...

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What's with the Ronald Reagan category? I have a theory about this. Ronald Reagan has finally been revived from beyond the grave by an evil sect of Republicans. His zombified corpse is now sitting in front of a computer logged into Answerbag in an attempt to locate me so that he can brutally decapitate me.(I've been saying for years that was how I would die, and now I have proof!) And true to himself, Ronald Reagan is...

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Whats something alcohol made you do that you wouldn't have done otherwise? Although I'm not going to say that alchohol "Made" me do it, there are a lot of things that I would have had the restraint to stop myself from doing if I hadn't been drunk. The story that sticks out the most in my head is the time that I decided it might be fun to put a live crawfish down my pants. Long story short, it wasn't fun.

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What height is too tall for a women? If she has chronic problems with badly banging her head on the tops of doorframes, and has to stoop down to fit under most ceilings, I would define that as "Too Tall". So something like 7'6".

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Have you ever been fired or had to fire someone? Yes, and No. Which is rather sad, considering that I've never had a daily paying job. I got fired from a painting job I was doing with my Aunt, because I accidentally slipped up holding that ladder and nearly sent her toppling down to the $50,000 marble floor of her clients' master bathroom.

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What is your favorite song and why? Love Me 'Till The Sun Shines, by The Kinks. I just got through listening to it for the 7th time in a row.

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Should we have an area on the front page welcoming new members? I've been thinking of that for a while now. Perhaps even have a volunteer "Welcome Committee" with profile links on the welcome page to help get them aclimated if the information in the link isn't enough. I'd certainly take a shift on said committee.

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Apon waking in the morning, whats usually the first thing you say to the person beside you or to yourself? Most mornings "Sh*t. I wish she was beside me so I could say something to her instead of just lying here talking to myself like some kind of mental case."

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Whats the funniest thing you've seen printed on a shirt? On the front; "How to keep an idiot busy, see back." On the back; "How to keep an idiot busy, see front." Kept me busy for nearly ten minutes...

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Do you think newcomers to Answerbag could use mentors to get them started? Quite possibly. I'll do the job myself if anyone need a mentor at the moment. Although I've never really considered myself "Mentor" material, but I can try.

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Who or what will your last thought be of before you die? "I knew I'd find *Some* way to let her down, and here I go dying, guess I was right afterall.."

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How did you meet your sweetie? Right here on Answerbag.(Although "Sweetie" isn't exactly a big word in my vocubulary.) Which came as a bit of a surprise to me at first. As great as this site is, it's just about the *Last* place I was expecting to find love. It's simply amazing how things like that can sneak up on you.

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Answerbag, flash in the pan or permanent fixture (I know which one I choose) Permenant Fixture. This site is a cult classic in the truest sense of the word, and a beloved little darkened corner of the net like this doesn't just fade away. As long as we useres stay devoted to it, Answerbag shall never perish. Keep that in mind, flash in the pan, or permenant fixture, it literally is *Your* choice to make by staying here and making the bag the wonderful, and...

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Don't get me wrong, I like the Red Hot Chili Peppers. But don't almost all their songs sound exactly the same? They could use a bit more variety in their music. They have a very distinctive style, and they rarely (if ever) differ from it by trying to get a new sound for a particular song. But they must be doing *Something* right, so there doesn't seem to be much need for change.

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How many here feel loved by God? Oh and why as well? No, I don't believe in God at all. But I have been thinking about the definition of "Divine Love" a lot recently, so I shall ramble on it for a few moments. They say that you always hurt the ones you love, so who's to say that love of a God would be any different than that of people? It's possible for "Love" and cruelty to go hand in hand. I believe...

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If you were a playing card which would you be and why? The one that's missing from the deck, thus rendering a $7 deck of playing cards entirely useless.

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If you could do anything that you wanted to do right now, what would you do? There are several thing in each collumn. Doing -Using AB. -Waiting for someone I want to talk to. -Listening to a CD. Want to be doing -Using AB. -Talking to afformentioned person. -Listening to a record with my love in the back of our camper van parked by the side of the interstate. One out of three isn't bad, I guess.

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What is a strange thing you do in your bed? (Not dirty) Writhe ecstatically while listening to Bob Dylan records at top volume. Just a little hobby of mine.

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Can you try to insult me as much as you can with one word? Curnkledungaletuftraqua! (That's a word in my own secret language that no one else speaks or understands, and believe me, if you had any idea what it means, you'd be feeling *Very* insulted right about now.)

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If we had more vigilante's around, do you think we would have less crime? Not technically, seeing as most people define vigilanteism as a crime itself. We might have less crimes againts innocent people, but the grand total of "Crime" would only go up. What you really have to think about is how bad the crimes being committed are, not only how many are being committed and that would depend on just how zealous these vigilantes are. If they're all...

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Did you know that singwells avatar is a BADGER, not a bear? Yes. Badgers are one of my many little obsessive fixations, so I noticed it straight away.

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Today's national goof-off day, are you goofing off yet? I goof off every day. So really, I geuss I could consider goofing off to be my job, which means that I should be goofing off from my job of goofing off by actually getting off my arse and doing something worthwhile. Confusing, isn't it?

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Who’s the genius that came up with idea for the office cubicle? I don't know. But there's one thing we can be certain of; Whoever thought it up has their own private office with a door and a window.

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Are you currently stimulated by caffiene? Not at the moment. I ran out of my main caffiene source (Tea) nearly a week ago, and I haven't yet gotten around to buying a new box.

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What are the AB 10 commandments? Here's my proposal for a complete list. 1-Thou shalt not hold any other sites or communities above Answerbag. 2-Thou shalt maintain a fall back position of friendliness and good will towards fellow ABers. 3-Thou shalt not troll. 4-Thou shalt not attempt to impose your views apon others or treat your own opinion as though it were fact. 5-Thou shalt not blatantly ridicule the spelling...

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Whats the best way to vent anger and calm yourself down? WHat do you do? The best way is usually to take it out on something that won't be harmed.(i.e. pillows, clay, punching bags) My way, however, is far from the best way. I tend to take it out on something that is harmed by it, myself. Which isn't ideal, but it's better than taking it out on others.

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What nourishes your soul? Love. Although in this context that's not so much a "What" as it is a "Who".

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What word would you put in the AB dictionary? (Please include definition.) ABsurdist- -A user more focused apon matters of the nonsensical, philisophicalm and hypothetical than apon serious questions regarding everyday life and issues. (Keep in mind, this term is not intended to necessarily have any negative or positive conotations, that's all about how you use it.)

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In 50 words or less, tell me your story. I was born, I lived, I lost, I found Answerbag, I found Love. That's really about it so far.

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Why do males have an aversion to umbrellas? On my way to work it was pouring rain, but the only people outside with umbrellas were women... why? Perhaps some men think it looks too much like they're carrying around cute little parasols. Or maybe they think that the "Masculine" thing to do is to just walk through the rain and get wet. Yet more proof that "Masculine" and "Thick as a Cinder Block" are often synonymous.

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How do you feel right now? Lonely, bored, hungry, weary, and slightly drunk. I have a lot on my emotional platter today...

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What do you think you could buy with the money from under your couch cushions or under the seats in your car? A new couch! And with any luck, the new one will be filled with change as well.

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Who here is good at math I'm sure *Someone* here is. I'm not though, I'm absolutely abysmal at anything more complex than long division.

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What color eyes do you prefer in the opposite sex? I don't have much of a preference. Just so long as they *Have* eyes, the colour isn't too big of an issue for me. Although I must admit that I am rather fond of blue eyes.

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So if your ears are ringing, someone is talking about you. Your palms itch, you are going to get some money. What happens when your ears itch? Someone is about to shove a handful of money into your ear.

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Would a Virgin man/women have any issues to marry a Non-Virgin? Perhaps some would, it really all depends on the particular virgin in question. I myself wouldn't have any issue with that situation, but I'm sure that some people would feel rather threatened by their potential spouse being more experienced than them in that particular arena. But a healthy relationship is based apon love, trust, and repsect, not sex. So a couple with a strong...

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When you are not on AB, do you wonder if you are missing some really good questions? Yes. When I'm off in Meatspace, I like to check in every few hours at the very most, just to make sure I'm not missing anything. There's nothing I hate more than coming back to discover that I missed a major question, or got a comment several hours ago that it's now a bit too late to properly respond to. (Hey, that sounds like a decent new feature, you staff had better...

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How do you know when something is your "favorite"? When you willingly choose it above all other viable options. But that raises the issue of having to try *Every* other option. So I avoid overusing the word favourite, I prefer to just take the entirely truthful route and say something more along the lines of "The one that I prefer out of all the alternatives I've tried so far."

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Have you ever shopped till you dropped? No. I'm not much of a shopper. I've hopped till I dropped once or twice though.

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Do you feel that you have the right to tell people what to wear and criticize what they're wearing? Not at all. Hell, I myself dress like a hobo from the mid 1960s. For me to say anything about how someone else is dressed would be supremely hypocritical.

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Female Muslims have joined the Aussie Lifesaving movement, necessitating the invention of the "burqini". Good idea or risking lives? Assuming that it's functional and doesn't slow them down too much in the water, I'd say that it seems like a good idea to me. I think it was admirably resourceful of them to find a way to save lives and do some good for the world that way, while still managing to uphold their religious beliefs. Good for them.

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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Nothing. It just glares and shoves it's hand at the camera. Cheese positively hates paparazzi.

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Do you know anybody with a REALLY uncommon name? (not just a differnt language) I'm called "Forest". Which is relatively unusual in a very hippyish sort of way. It's actually my middle name though, it's oddity is sharply contrasted by my first name, "John". (Which I don't use.)

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Do you prefer black and white or color photographs? Black And White. Modern colour photography always looks so cheap and plastic to me, it doesn't seem to have as much Reality to it as black and white.

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Do you think swearing in public should be made illegal? No. People have a right to use whatever words they want without it being illegal. If someone doesn't like others swearing near them, then they can say that. People can govern their own social contract without needing the law to get involved.

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I've made over two thousand comments in the last few weeks. Am I talking too much? No. You seem to be talking just the right ammount.

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You know it's going to be one of those days when.... You wake up and find the decapitated bodies of 5716 voles lying on your bedroom floor.

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Why do women let their husbands get away with adultery and men won't allow it? a fine example is hillary Not all women do let them get away with it, and some men tolerate their wives cheating on them as well. Neither policy is necessarily gender specific. But I do understand what you mean. I would say because of the general attitude in modern society of male dominance. No matter how far we've come in that arena, the general attitude is still present in the social contract. Many females...

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Exactly how does one run away and join the circus? Well, I would imagine that the logical thing to do would be to wait for the circus to come to your town, so you could join it first, and *Then* run away. You don't want to end up a Circusless Street Urchin. You may also want to compile a circus resume beforehand. Are there any particular position you're interested in? If so, now's the time to start training at it. If you...

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Before computers, people would actually not be focused in the same direction for hours on end, will we lose the ability to rotate our heads through evolution? Quite possibly. That's why I make a point of rotating my head as far as I can at random intervals throughout the day. It may look like I'm trying to be an owl, but it prevents permenant locking of the neck muscles, so it's worth it.

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Do you worry too much about silly things? Yes. But it can be rather difficult to dismiss them as silly when you're worrying about them so much.

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Does any1 know any good punk songs? if so can u please tell me, thanks Some of the best punk songs I've ever heard are... -London Calling, by The Clash. -Self Obsessed And Sexxee, by Sonic Youth. -Lettuce and Vodka, by X. -Strawberry, by Butthole Surfers. -Dusted, by Geraldine Fibbers. -What Do I Get?, by The Buzzcocks. -Blister In The Sun, by The Violent Femmes.

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How come most people around teenager years are just a pain in the butt or have a really big and bad attitude problems? Are they? I've known many teenagers who were perfectly reasonable people with decent attitudes, and who weren't pains in the arse in the slightest. Perhaps the ones you've met who are that way are just a little pissed off that people assume them to be moody pains in the arse.

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What do you like to have with you in the bath? Nothing except for water and perhaps a wash cloth. When I take a bath, I do it for the sake of getting away from everything, so I like to leave all my material possessions behind and not have anything at all to focus on but my own thoughts.

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What if... I told everybody the truth? There's only one way to find out... Do it!

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What game show would you be awesome on? Jeopardy. I tend to absorb random trivia like some sort of bizzare human sponge. I usually blurt out the right answer without even knowing I knew it.

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What's the worst that can happen? I could lose my love. By far the worst thing I can imagine happening, the very idea terrifies me.

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What is something you cannot do, that most other people can? Be happy and content. Perhaps someday I'll be able to, but not quite yet.

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What did you dream about today? Share? As usual, surreally deserted highways, VW camper vans, heavey drinking, and my love.

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What type of music you like getting drunk to? I'm a big fan of punk when I'm drunk. Nothing like putting on some Clash and slamming back some tequila.

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I am a UK citizen but have watched the "Wal-Mart" documentary and am disgusted that the American Government can let a company get away with what the film describes. Can anyone tell me how they get away with it?. That's capitalism for you. They get away with it because it's good for the "Economy". In other words, it channels the money in a decidedly upwards direction.

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Do you consider your pet to be more than an animal? No. Whichever way you slice it, she's still a cat. Although perhaps I have a different idea of what "Animal" means than most people do.

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If you could change anything about your physical appearance, what would you change? Or would you change anything? Nothing. I don't particularly like my body, too large and too skinny. But if I changed it, it wouldn't really seem like mine anymore.

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Do you find AB to be a credible source of information? If not, what made you doubt so? I find it to be relatively credible, although it does depend on what you need to know about. There are some subjects where it's better to do your own research. And there are some questions that you can only really get answers to from the knowledgable, wise, and experienced people such as those Answerbag. Much like any information source, it's very credible if you know how to...

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What bill didn't get payed this month? The U.S. National Budget Deficit.

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Does anyone have a gay pet? My pet cat is relatively happy, so she does fit that meaning of the word "Gay". But as far as I know she is a heterosexual kitty, not that it matters much now that she's been spayed.

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If someone called you a "son of a fattie" what would you do? Chuckle under my breath, casually open up my wallet and show them the photos of both my parents contained therin, thus definitively proving them wrong. Then kick them hard in the shins and walk away.

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What common skill can you not do? For example, I cannot gargle mouthwash. I don't know how to drive. But I guess that's excusable at my age.

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Are you attracted to people with crooked teeth? I don't find crooked teeth particularly unnatractive. My own teeth aren't exactly great, so it's not like I have much right to judge anyway.

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"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure" - How do you feel about this statement? If you can gain enough satisfaction out of life to be able to let it go and accept it once it's over, then I'd say that you must have lived very well. Although I'm not exactly sure what mental organization has to do with that, it's more a matter of *Not* feeling the need to organize and analyze life that allows you to let it go without anxiety.

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What part of your personality do you think you learned from your guardian and does it have alot to do with who you are? I got most of my common sense and cynicism from my dad. And yes, I think it's a fairly large part of who I am. Perhaps not the biggest part, but a big part.

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Are you a cute petite chick? No. I'm a large chicken-like male.

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Do you stick to a schedule or go with the flow? I don't have much of a schedule, but I don't exactly go with the flow either. Because I can hardly ever find a flow to go with. What I do would more accurately be called "Drifting".

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On the day you were born and your mom looked into your eyes, what was she thinking? From what she's told me, something along the lines of "I'm missing Northern Exposure for *This*?"

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Should women change their names when marrying? They can if they wish to. But what they "Should" do is no one's business but their own. If they like their husband's name, and/or don't particularly like their own then they can take it, or they can hyphenate and have both if they want to. They could take their pet cat's name and it still wouldn't be anybody else's business to tell them what they...

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What are you wearing at this exact moment? A Hugh Hefner style housecoat and a pair of pajama pants.

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What do you think when people don't read the question rules, sign up, and then ask some questions that are not questions or are random spam or advertisement messages? I think that these people need to be gently taught a lesson about the proper use of the site.

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Would you rather have a SUV,truck, mini van, or sadan None of the above. I'd rather have a large van or a mini-bus, myself.

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What qualities do you want in a wife? What do you NOT want? My expectations aren't especially high. All I expect is some degree of loyalty and commitment, honesty, the willingness to be with me and spend time with me, and first and foremost, that she love me.

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When things are too perfect do you question it? In a sense. When things get too good for me, when I get into a situation where I'm too happy, I start to feel worthless, like I don't deserve to be this happy. And I'm usually seized by an all consuming fear that I'll do something and ruin it, that I'll take this almost perfect situation and leave it in ruins and ashes. I don't really doubt the situation...

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Do you think credit cards are helpful or harmful? Harmful. People should not live beyond their means, which is what credit cards encourage. Credit cards result in people digging themselves deep into debts that they can't afford to get out from under. And they also mask many of the economic problems in a nation, people can be living in poverty, and yet still keep up a masquerade of riches by living on credit. Credit cards are...

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How would you summarize your life so far? Two words. "Oh Sh*t!"

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What is your favorite way to spend a rainy day? Go out walking.

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What does your room (or house) tell me about you? That I have way too much free time on my hands, read a lot, and must keep some sort of small animal.

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Are you forgetful sometimes? I think I am... I can't recall at the moment.

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Why is there gay people in the world Because human nature is complicated and diverse. You can no more answer this than you could answer the question of "Why do some people not like cheese?" There is no explanation, no more than there is any explanation for anything else having to do with human nature. it just is.

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Do you ever walk into a room and forget why you went in there? Er... Hang on, what was I on this question page for again?

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What's the highest pair of heels you own? Are they platforms, stilettoes? How easy are they to walk in? I own a pair of high-heeled leather combat boots that measure about 2 1/4 inches. Which I find exceptionally easy to walk in, my feet are very oddly shaped, so heels are almost a bit easier for me than flat shoes. I bet you weren't expecting many answers from men on this one...

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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say? "So I shook my head, and pointing to my ears, shook it again."

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If you had to be one age for the rest of your life, what age would that be? 65. I already feel 65 most of the time, I may as well make it official.

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If you discovered a new plant tomorrow, what would you name it? George. It just looks like a George to me...

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If you go to answer a question and someone has already put the answer you were going to give, do you give that answer points? Yes, whenever I can. Most of the time I also go ahead and give my own answer anyway, just so long as they didn't give the same answer to the letter that I was planning to.

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If your life is an hourglass, how fast is the sand falling? There's supposed to be *Sand* in that thing? Odd, I always thought it was just some random curio I picked up at a garage sale and forgot about. I geuss I'll have to go out and buy some sand now...

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What is the difference between being introverted and being shy? If I'm not mistaken, being introverted means to be focused and withdrawn inward and to purposely avoid socialization. Whereas if someone is shy, they may want to socialize, and they may pay attention to others, and in some cases even have outwardly directed attentions, but "Shy" refers more to social anxiety. So a person who is introverted usually does not wish to make human...

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What do you see when you turn out the light? I don't know, but I know that it's mine...

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Is there any hope for Iraq's "lost generation" of children? http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/03/19/iraq.children/index.html There may be hope, whether anyone will care enough to follow through on it is another matter. Most of these children will be set back severely in life because of growing up in a war torn state as they are, and many of them will be severely psychologically scarred as well. Even if some vestige of "Peace" is brought to the Middle East in this generation (Which isn't going to...

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Is your portrayed personality on answerbag an accurate reflection of your personality in real life? Yes. I don't have the patience, nor the skill to put on any acts in that regard.

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Ever been lost? How did you find your way back? On a regular basis. I just wander about randomly until I see something that looks vaguely familiar, that usually works.

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Middle/High School Students: Do you own a laptop? No. I can't really afford one. Nor do I particularly need one.

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What are your kids like? Currently nonexistant.

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How many points does it take to level up? 2199 points until level 59.

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Would you ever run away to mexico? No thank you. I already live in SouthEast Texas, so I have a pretty good idea of what Mexico would be like. I'd much rather run *Away* from Mexico.

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Why do you love your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife? Too many reasons to count... Trying to explain it or pin it down to specific things would be pointless, as I usually end up speechless and stopped in my tracks just thinking about it.

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What is bothering you most right now? As usual, the Atlantic Ocean.

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What's the time? An inconsequential number that is highly relative and which has very little objective meaning. But if you must know, my clock says that it's 4:56 PM.

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Where do you go most online? Answerbag of course! This is pretty much the only site that I visit regularly apart from search engines and the occassional stop by Wikipedia.

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DO YOU LIKE BEING CLEAN,OR DIRTY?I LOVE BEING CLEAN. I enjoy getting dirty, (I mean that in the most innocent of ways.) but I can't honestly say that I'm a big fan of the state of being dirty in and of itself. I generally like to be in a kind of balance between the two.

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What is your favourite place?real or imaginary. Answerbag of course. It's not strictly a "Place", but you *Did* say real or imaginary.

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Do you use curse words/foul language often? If so, why? I do have quite the mouth. I try to keep it to a minimum, but it just kind of slips out naturally.

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Would your parents be interested in joining Answerbag? Now that I think of it, they'd probably both love it here. My mum's quite a people person, so she'd definitely appreciate the sense of community. And truth be told, my dad would really enjoy the potential for tearing people down in arguments. I'd best make sure neither of them ever find out about this place.

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What is the weirdest thing you fear? Church Steeples. It probably has something to do with the reccuring dream I've had throughout my life in which I fall out of the sky and end up painfully impaled on one.

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I'm starting the first ever Christian Canjun restaurant. It's called Adam's BBQ Ribs. Whaddya think? It sounds like a great business idea. Just don't *Ever* start serving a fruit platter.

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Has anyone else never had a first kiss? I haven't. Not yet, anyway. Or at least not one that I remember, when you spend as much time drunk as I do, you never can tell.

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What is one thing you have in common with your best friend? I don't know where to start... We seem to share almost the exact same personality. It's a bit eerie, now that I think of it.

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Why is it easier to share your deepest secret with a stranger and not someone you know? Well, for one thing, you'll probably never have to talk to the stranger again, and because they're a stranger, you probably won't care about what their judgement of you is, whereas with someone you know, you might actually care what they think of you. And also, a stranger won't have much basis to judge by, they won't know you, they won't know any of the lesser...

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Can I get you something to drink? I'll take some straight tequila if you don't mind. No, there's no need to worry about ice, or mini-umbrellas, or a glass for that matter, I don't want to be any trouble. You can just leave the bottle.

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Is the gender of some users exactly the opposite of what you thought it would be? As embarassing as this is, a long time ago, I was among the majority who assumed that boredasmustard was male. I'm pretty well convinced otherwise now, though. I also used to mistake Firebrand for a man, I have no idea why, I just sort of assumed. You know what they say, when you assume, you make an ass out you *And* me.

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What song do you love, but at the same time totally hate? Poor Skeleton Steps Out, by XTC. On the one hand I utterly despise the sound of it, but on the other hand I can never help but sing along.

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Who is the oldest living member of your family? My Great Aunt Nelleen. 91 last November and still kicking.

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Should we be worried that the AB-Answerbot may have cholera, and do you reckon it could be possibly related to his egg obsession? I'm actually quite worried about the Answerbot. I reckon that it got the cholera from all that mail-order food it was asking about a while back. And from what I can tell, it has a young child to look after; I wouldn't want the little Baby-Bot to go neglected because its parent is incapacitated by severe diarrhea. Let's just hope the Answerbot isn't a single parent. ...

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Murder, Genocide, Dictatorships, Facism, Minefields, Gang Warfare... But do you like Celery? Not particularly, I find it rather bland, too much chewing for too little actual substance. But Distatorships can be rather tasty with a good bean dip.

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Do you feel lonely often? If so, why? Quite often. The only person I feel any sort of actual emotional connection to is 4839 miles away. That would leave *Anyone* feeling at least a bit isolated.

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If someone told you that your parents are dying & they said you could only save one.what one would it be.& why. My mother. My dad isn't in very good health anyway, and also I think he'd be better equipped to cope with it than my mum. And in truth, it's probably what they'd both want as well.

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Are you the one that "we" want? I can't see why I would be. If I am, then "We" must be mildly delusional...

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Have you ever felt that you were falling in love with another Answer Bagger? Yes. Although I'm sure that's fairly common knowledge around here by now.

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Are you getting bored of answerbag? No. Been here since last August and I'm still not bored of it. I'd say that's quite an achievement.

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Should I follow the yellow brick road? Yes. But could you please hand me that oilcan first?

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Does anything material actually exist, or is what I see an illusion? Here's a quick procedure to prove to yourself that material things are real: Stand up, and stare at the nearest wall. Keep looking, now take 25 steps closer to said wall. You should eventually feel a sharp pain in your forehead. Thus proving that material things are not illusions. Well, all it really proves is that that particular wall is not an illusion, you'd have to keep...

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Why are you the best? I'm not. And whoever told you that I was is a filthy liar...

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Lets say an elf was living in your house, what would you do? Introduce it to my dashing pet gnome Boris. Hopefully it'll turn out to be a lady elf, they'll fall in love, breed, and I'll end up with a bunch of cute little Elf/Gnome hybrid children running around my house.

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What would be your drug dealer name? ( It's the name of your car plus the name your mom called you when you were little) Chevy 510 Forest. It does have a certain ring to it...

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Where am I? Right there on the far upper right. See?

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Can we focus on idea more than fact?or can we emphasize importance of fact so as to ignore idea? Most people do both, depending on how they *Want* to see a situation. When they don't like the facts, they fall back on the idea, and when they're presented with an idea that they don't agree with, they temporarily shift their focus to selective facts. Horribly hypocritical, but it happens.

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Are you feeling okay? Yes, I think I qualify as "Okay" at present. Not exactly great, but not too bad either.

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Do you prefer to 'cool off' or get 'warm and cozy'? Cool of. Nothing like a nice cool bath to relax.

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Will the earth last forever? Nothing lasts "Forever". Everything will end, including the planet Earth. But conditions on earth will become inhospitable for us humans a long time before the world itself actually "Ends". So when the world does end, no one will be alive to see it.

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Have you ever read a book with more than 500 pages? Yes. I'm currently in the middle of two 500+ page books, in fact.

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If you could swap lives with someone would you do it and who with? No thanks. I'm happy enough with my own life at the moment.

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I've been a member for 3 weeks now (about) and I am a Professor.... Is that good? Bad? Normal? It's quite good. It took me a matter of months to rise that far, congradulations. I can see you going very far here.

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Who's your favorite family member? My Great Aunt Katy.

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What do you do to keep thing in mind? Like do you put a reminder on your celphone, exc. I don't. Which is most of the reason why I'm always late for things and pressing up on deadlines. But if I keep track of them, I only end up procrastinating even more.

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What things/shapes do you usually see when you look at clouds? The first things that pop into my head are usually giant animals of some variety. Often birds, but I've seen a badger or two as well.

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Finish the sentence. Nothing says i love you like ...? Saying it and actually meaning it.

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Are you a fast walker or a slow walker? I walk at a slow pace. But I have long legs, so I cover a lot of ground compared to how fast I walk.

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What song is stuck in your head right now? Tombstone, by Susan Vega. I've had it firmly planted in my head since yesterday afternoon.

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If Australians are Aussies and British are Brits...what are citizens of the United States? Amys? I just like the idea of pissing off a bunch of American men by calling them Amy.

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Did you ever mess up bigtime? If so how? More times than I can count.

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Do you take off your wedding ring? No. I don't have one to take off. And I severely doubt if I ever will.

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What aren't you wearing right now:):)? Many things... -Shoes. -Socks. -Underwear. -A Hat. -Jewelry. -A Tie. -Gloves. -A Frown.

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If they made a movie or book of your life, what would the title be? The Exact Science Of Doing Absolutely Nothing.

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Who is the tallest person you've seen around your neighborhood? My father. He's 6'4" I believe. And the worst part is, I seem to be taking after him in that regard.

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Be honest - What's the world view of Americans (political, social, cultural, religious, etc.)? I would think that the world as a whole sees the U.S. as fairly backwards and very skrewed up in matters of internal affairs, which we kind of are, all told. But as an Iranian friend of my mum's once said. "If you don't like your country, change it."

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Has a teacher called you, "Honey" or "Sweetie" before? Yes, in the brief time that I did go to school, I did manage to get called "Sweetie" by one teacher. Which I wouldn't have minded so much, except that it this teacher happened to be a man.

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Would you rather die slowly or suddenly without warning? I'd rather just end it quickly. Not so much to spare my own pain, pain doesn't phase me much. But more for the sake of not lingering and tormenting my loved ones by spending any time as a dead man walking.

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What category do you visit most in answerbag? I usually just browse around and answer randomly. I tend to answer a lot of Outside The Bag questions though, simply because they're the path of least resistance.

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Would you ever try acupuncture? Yes. If I needed it and was in a fair ammount of physical pain without it. I'm not going to go out and get stuck with needles purely for the therapeutic effects though.

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Does it hurt for girls when having sex? Or does it feel good? Yes. It's stopped hurting now though. My thumb's still jutting out at a rather odd angle, but it doesn't hurt anymore.

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Are you ADD, ADHD, both, or niether? As far as I know neith... ... Oooh, something shiney! (Neither)

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If Sir Jesus Christ actually existed and came back to earth - do you not think that the last thing he wants to see is a cross on a chain around a vicar/pope's neck? Please do not be offended i am merely curious!! If Sir(?!) Jesus Christ actually existed and came back to earth, do you really think he'd waste much time looking at what's hanging 'round the necks of vicars and popes? But Jesus did say "Do not worship me, worship God." So it might be a bit of a thorn in his side that people are still worshiping God only through him like that. But I would imagine that in his...

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What is wrong with a man that accuses his wife of dating other men, whereas the wife does not do this? If a husband is accusing his wife of things like that, then it's clear that he doesn't trust her. It would also suggest to me that he doesn't trust himself to remain faithful very much more than he trusts her. He's insecure and controlling, all in all, not a good combination.

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Do you go on Answerbag at School or Work? Why? Neither. I Answerbag from the comfort of my own home. Or sometimes from the public library when my mum kicks me out of my own home for being on the computer all day.

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Does my fabulousness anger you? Not particularly, "Fabulousness" isn't really something I aspire to, so I wouldn't exactly be envious of "Fabulous" people, now would I?

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Does my arrogance anger you? Your... Arrogance? Sorry, but I've never really known you to *Have* much in the way of arrogance.

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Have you noticed Adam Sandler's Bob Dylan getup in his new movie, Reign Over Me? What do you think? I think it's utterly blasphemous! Of course, I go around looking like that most of the time myself... But at least I don't do it in major motion pictures!

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Which AB'er do you think has the worst reputation? Well, there is of course Chubb Daddy. The Baylock Brothers also seem to have a fairly bad repute. But as a rule, people who earn themselves bad reputations don't stick around too long.

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Have you ever convinced a small group of people that you were God and/or Jesus? Yes, actually. All it took was a long wig, a fake beard, a pair of sandals, and a perfectly timed floodlight. It's not especially difficult if you plan ahead.

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How old where you when you had your first boyfriend/girlfriend? 14 Of course it would all depend on your definition of "Real".

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If you could switch bodies with one Answerbagger for a day, who would you pick and why? Cazhead. I figure I could get from Manchester to Portsmouth in less than half a day if I really tried. Of course, I probably wouldn't have the time to get back, so I'd be leaving her stranded there. Sorry 'bout that Caz.

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Do you know what kind of a job a fluffer does? ;) No. And I have a distinct feeling that I don't want to.

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You are a single winner of the lottery. after taxes, you receive $200 million dollars. if an unknown person asked you for $100,000 for their childs life-saving surgery, would you? Certainly. But I'd rather like to consult with the medical proffessional performing the surger first and get a little proof that said operation really does cost that much, and perhaps meet the child too before just handing them a cheque.

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Do you have a friendly face? (Feel free to illustrate.) Not exactly. I tend to constantly have this look on my face that makes me look as though my mind is roughly 5000 miles away.(And it usually is.) More of a "Must Be On Something" face than anything else. I can make a "Friendly Face" if I have to, but my friendly face seems to give people the impression that I am about to bare my teeth and make a lunge for their...

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What was the grossest thing that was ever in your nose? (preferably stuck there!) A black polyester neck tie. Rather scarey, the things boredome can do to you...

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Whom are you ashamed of? Myself. I don't have much right to be ashamed of anyone else.

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How often do you play games on your computer? Never. My computer isn't really advanced enough to handle any game more complicated than solitair without smoking and making menacing grinding sounds. And if I want to play solitair, I can just get a deck of cards.

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What do you do when your friend tells you a joke that's not funny Not funny as in offensive? I tell them how offensive it is, can't have them walking around embarassing themselves by telling offensive jokes. Not funny as in simply not very funny, I simply don't laugh.

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What do you think of when you think of England? Tea, rain, mustard, streets that are eerily free of telephone poles, Sweeney Todd, people standing about awkwardly talking about the weather, and the song Waterloo Sunset, by The Kinks. Odd, some of the things that have become connected in my head.

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What word do you use too much? Probably. I'm probably going to have to cut down on that one soon.

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What do you think of when you think of Iraq? How unfortunate the people there are to be living in a region with so much value that it would incite so many wars and bloddy conflicts there. In older times, the whole Middle East was in conflict because of it's religious importance to so many of the major religions, and now it's in conflict because of all it's valuable oil. Those poor people just can't catch a break.

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What is under a scotsmans kilt? If he's a traditional Scotsman, nothing at all.

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What is your favorite comfort food and why? None at all. When I'm in such a state that I need comforting, food is usually the last thing on my mind.

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What do you think of when you think of San Francisco? Pete Seeger and LSD. Ah... San Fran in the good old days...

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Tori Amos or Fiona Apple who is the better of the two? Fiona Apple.

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What was the longest period you have ever had 'butterflies' in the begining of a realionship? Are you still with them?Mine was 9.5 months and that man is now my husband. Rounghly 1 month. Fortunately, I am still with them.

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_____+_____=_____ Fill In anything you want! These monotonous fill in the blank questions + Me = Me losing my cool and seriously ____ing someone.

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Try to sum up the major religions in a single word... Just give it a shot, an honest attempt is all' Blind.

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______ is a girls best friend? A good friend.

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Are you the type of person that would eat deviled eggs or angel food cake? I prefer devilled eggs. I'm not much for cake, if I have to eat a cake-like substance, I'll take a browny or something, but angel food cake is too sweet and rich for my tastes.

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What is the weidest food you've ever tried? what did it taste like? Canned Squid. It wasn't bad, as far as tinned food goes.

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HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR A COUPLE TO BECOME REAL CLOSE? It all depends on the people. Some people are capable of becoming very close in a matter of weeks, while for some others it may take years. It's all a matter of how open they are and how much time they devote to getting to know one another.

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What is your biggest gripe about adults these days? Many of them don't act the part.

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What would you do if Google got rid of Answerbag? Head on down to Google corperate headquarters to raise some hell with my good friend Mr. Smacky, The Demonic Cricket Bat!

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What is the wierdest thing youve ever craved to eat? A Susan Vega record. It tasted surprisingly good, rather like cinnamon. (I didn't actually managed to eat it, just knaw on it a little.)

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What do you think of when you hear the word 'lifegaurd'? Head injuries and incapacitation ammounts of bourbon. It's a long story.

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Why do kids these days assume that they're cutting edge because they like music before their time? Can't they see they're just following the trend? The fact is *Everyone* likes to think they're "Cutting Edge". Even the kids who like current pop music think they're "Cutting Edge". Pop culture these days is either blatant crap, or people ruining good music by making it pretentious, there's no escape from the "Cutting Edge".

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I'm sick! I have a stuffy yet runny nose, a slight sore throat from post nasil drip, a dry cough and a mild fever. What are some remedies to help relieve symptoms? aside from the obvious rest and lots of liquids. You might want to start taking a daily vitamin C suppliment, vitamin C can really boulster your immune system, and it should help you get better more quickly. Get well soon.

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Which is your least favorite band? My Chemical Romance. Never have been able to stand any of their music, and I probably never will.

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What were you doing or where were you before you join AB? Directly before I joined Answerbag, I was sitting in my room reading. When I decided to some on and run a search on something or other, presto, AB turned up in one of the search results. And so here I am today.

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Satine tried to murder me. Should I press charges and have her prosecuted? Oh come now, I'm sure she wasn't actually trying to kill you. Okay, so she might *Have* been trying to kill you, but lighten up a little. She probably had a very good reason.

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If you had to list the worst and best things about being a teenager, how would you answer? Worst- Lack of respect. Most people see a teenager, and immediately shut off and dismiss everything they say as "Teen Angst" it can get to be very infuriating. Best- Being able to shape who you are and where your life goes to a greater degree than you can when you're older.

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How old were you when you felt like you really loved someone for the first time? (a person other than your parents) 14. Still feeling it, too.

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Which do you enjoy more in the evening? A relaxing cup of tea or a strong cup of coffee? A nice strong cup of tea, preferably with a little something extra thrown in, if you know what I mean. <Winks subltely.>

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which is ur favourite colour? Favourite, Dark Purple. It's nice and peacefull, without being too depressing. Least favourite, White. Much too garish, too much white at once makes my eyes ache.

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What can you never find when you need it? Emotional support. I usually end up either getting it, and then ending up needing it even more after it's gone, or not being able to find it until it's too late.

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My troll is back again... Why do I have my own personal one? Congradulations! You've officially made it big, you're well known enough to have aquired your own personal troll! Now you just have to decide what you want to call it...

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If all the answer baggers wanted to meet up for a party.Would you attend and where would you want the party to be? Absolutely! I'll even host if you like!

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Whats the worst thing you can do? Abuse someone who loves and trusts you. That is the one thing that I would consider absolutely unforgiveable, no matter what circumstances it's done under, it is the absolute worst thing any person could ever do.

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What is your, inner most, biggest FEAR in life ? not what you are afraid of but what you deep down inside fear will happen or not happen? I'm always terrified that I'll somehow end up letting my loved ones down, hurting them, that I'll somehow turn out to be a terrible person afterall. That I'll lose everyone and everything I ever loved, and have it turn out to be nobody's fault but my own.

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Are you a person that is constantly changing your mind? No. I give my decisions enough thought beforehand that I don't need to change my mind. And even when I do need to change my mind, I usually stick by my decisions, no matter how bad they may turn out to be.

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DO you have any funny habits that you cant stop? Scratching my forearms with my fingernails. I tend to do it compulsively when I'm depressed and/or stressed, I'll be sitting around lost in thought, and I'll suddenly notice a sharp burning sensation, look down, and notice that I've been clawing at my wrist for an indeterminate ammount of time.

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What is the one thing someone could do to you, that in your eyes is unforgivable? To me? Nothing, I can't think of anything anyone could do to me that I couldn't forgive eventually. I don't really have much self interest left. Hurt my loved ones, however, and I'll bear a heavey vendetta againts you until you breath your last pathetic breath.

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If you found out your partner had a one night stand would and should you forgive him/her? Yes. It wouldn't be easy, but I think I could. I mean, it's not like I'm much good in that department from 4800 miles away, and I can't exactly expect her to go completely selibate, now can I? So yes, given the circumstances, I could. Although I do hold myself to a double standard on the matter.

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What would make you lose respect for your lover? I honestly can't think of anything that would. As naive and dangerous as it is, I could forgive her for anything.

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Why do people choose to be satanists? Why do people choose to be any religion? Because it's what they believe, simple as that. You don't choose what you believe, it's just what you believe.

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What is your favorite guilty pleasure? My good old friend the bottle. I'm a bit of a drinker, not exactly something I'm proud of, but I do look forward to it.

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What is on your TV where you are right know? Let's see, there's... Soaps, Access Hollywood, Family Feud, Martha Stuart, Ellen... Network TV is a bit of a wasteland this time of day.

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What song was #1 the week you were born? Baby Got Back, by Sir Mixx-A-Lot (I have a feeling that this is going to come back to haunt me at some point.)

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Could you ever forgive someone who physically abused you? No. I might be able to forget and leave them without needing to hate them, but don't think I could ever forgive them.

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If you woke up tomorrow and had absolutely no concept of fear or self doubt, what would be the first thing you would do? Hijack a small cruise ship and attempt to sail it directly across the Atlantic Ocean.

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If there was one place in the US you could live for ever and be happy, where would it be? I want to live happily ever after on the road, no matter what country I'm in, I've got to move.

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What if...AB didn't exist? I don't even want to think about it, without Answerbag I never would have... ...Answered this question http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/83167 If I had never answered that question, I never would have ended up with my love, and if I didn't have her, I would have long ago lost the will to live. So I literally owe my life and happiness to Answerbag.

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Do some of the questions here make you sad, or perhaps happier about your own life? Quite a few questions make me sad, but they don't really make me feel any better about my own life, just worse about the world and society as a whole.

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Does AB have a theme song? What would your choice be if you could pick one? I would nominate Brother, by The Kinks. "The world's goin' crazy and Nobody gives a damn anymore. And they're breakin' off relationships and Leavin' on sailin' ships for far and distant shores. For them it's all over, But I'm gonna stay. I wouldn't leave anyway. I know that someday we'll find a way. We'll be O.K. ...

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Help! I want to rule the world but I lack the funds to raise my own private army. Would anyone like to donate or volunteer to join my army for no wages, pay or benifits? I'm afraid that I'm already obligated to be the chief political advisor to Elitheeli's world conquest campaign, and to be a member of your private army would be a bit of a conflict of interest. I wouldn't be much good anyway, I'd have to get the old Section 8 in short order.

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Which Answerbagger would you like to beat into submission(Besides me)? None. I feel no desire to beat anyone on Answerbag into submission, I just don't operate like that. Although there are a few people on here who I would sincerely like to get into a good debate with. But no gruesome beatings from me, I'm saving those up for a particular someone, who is fortunately not present on Answerbag.

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Would you prefer burial or cremation? None of the above. I myself would prefer taxidermy.

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Why did the goverment allow gay marrage when it is not legal in the Holy Bible? Because the government is not, and should never be, a religous institution. People have the right to be together, even if they are the same sex. And no one has any right to stop them. Not religion, not the government, not anyone. If religion does not like that, then they have no obligation to take part in it, but they also have no right to disallow it.

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Why do women stay with men who abuse them? Why do theists stay with gods who abuse them? Is this the same psychological phenomenon? Usually for the same reason. They love them. And when you love a person, or a god, you tend to trust them despite all your own best interests, and want to keep holding out for them to return that love. In much the same way that a gambler will keep playing in the faith that they'll get lucky and hit the big score. The desire to be loved back, the dream that one day their luck will...

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Do you think it's right to test someones values as a potential mate if you think they are in question? If you trust someone, then there is no reason to blatantly "Test" them. If you find yourself questioning someone's values as a mate, then perhaps you should take a look at why you're with them in the first place. Trust is essential to a healthy relationship, and "Testing" someone can destroy that essential trust very easily.

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Is there anything wrong with not liking kids and being a young woman? No, there's nothing at all wrong with it. People are all different, if you don't like kids, then you don't like kids, there's nothing wrong with that. And being a young woman does not obligate you to be maternal and caring towards children. The only children you are obligated to like are your own, and I'm sure that when and if you do have them, that should come...

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What do you see outside your window right now? At the moment, nothing. I have the curtains drawn.

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Let's talk human nature, do you feel most people are just out for what they can get out of life? Or do most people truely care deep down inside? I believe that all people truly do have some spark of compassion in them. But that it is also balanced out by the instinct to survive by any means necessary. In each of us, there is potential for great compassion and love, but also terrible cruelty and callouseness. Everyone has both in equal measure, it's simply a matter of how a person's life experience shapes them, and which...

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What is the gender of God? Assuming that there *Is* a God, which I personally doubt. Neither, and both. God would, by any sound reasoning, be a hermaphrodite. (Braces for huge flood of downrates for using the word "Hermaphrodite.") Because really, if God is an all powerful, all knowing figure. Why would it be constrained by the confines of a gender? If "God" is supposed to be this singular...

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Why do hackers discriminate on who they pick up? Hackers may discriminate based on age, because older people are more likely to be technologically inept and thus easier targets. Other than that, I can't see any logical reason why a hacker would single out any particular person over any other.

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Is virginity still important today? That depends on who you ask. It's not important to me personally in the slightest. But many people would tell you different, to many people it does seem to matter. I don't see *Why* anyone would care, it's not like it's some major thing, perhaps to the particular person it can be, but it shouldn't be anyone elses concern.

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What is your favourite form of entertainment ? Not AB A very loud record and/or a very thick book.

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What options are there as to how to make my husband quit doing drugs? Please... Although I can't honestly say that I'm in aggreement with your concept of "Making" him quit, he has a right to take drugs if he wants to. But if it is an addiction, and if it is causing some harm to the both of you, then your best option is to get him into a twelve step program and/or rehab. You can always try to tell him beforehand that you want him to quit, let him...

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What do you think I think you think I think? That you think too much. But that's just a geuss, really. What *Do* you think I think you think?

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Whats your favorite rock band? Assuming you're talking about Rock/Metal as one category, and not as the two individual catergories. Black Sabbath.

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How many different web browsers do you have on your computer? Technological dinosaur that I am, just one. The classic, Microsoft Internet Explorer.

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What are three things you never want to hear your surgeon say? -"Okay, who was supposed to turn the gas on?!" -"No, no, it's okay, I can still operate. It's just a few missing fingers, I'll be fine." -"You know what? It's much too nice outside to waste the day at work." -"Oh man, I shouldn't have had that extra fish taco..." -"Igor! Give me the *Big* knife!"

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When was the last time you won a certificate? Last September. When I got a "Certificate Of Excellence" from a Summer acting workshop I attended. No great achievement, I mostly got it because I was the only participant who bothered to show up in costume, or memorize my lines for that matter.

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How are YOU going to change the world? I'm not nearly arrogant enough to think that I will change The World as a whole. The most I can do is to help individual people and make their worlds and lives better. Me trying to "Change The World" would be biting off way more than I could ever conievably chew. So I'll just do my best to help who I can.

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Is there a nice used bookstore in your community that you go to? What is it like? There is one. Although "Nice" is hardly the word I would use to describe it. It's run by an elderly man, who treats it more like his private archives than a book store. Going through that place, you're quite likely to be smacked on the head with a broom handle if you so much as look at one of his "Valuable first edditions." (Most of the books in that store...

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What do you think of cannibals? Do you know any cannibals? What are they like as people? Is their negative stereotype correct? I can't rightfully make any generalisations about *All* cannibals. But from my limited experience with the one cannibal I have met in my life, they do seem like nice enough people, apart from the whole eating human flesh thing.

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Complete: I have a ____ and I'm not afraid to use it! I have an irritable, slightly senile house cat and I'm not afraid to use it! You have been warned, now stand down or suffer the wrath of Ginger!

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How do YOU decide what is and isn't right? I can usually tell the "Right" solution because it's the one that makes me feel the least like I deserve to die for doing it. But when I can't do that, I go by the mantra of "Do as you will, but harm no one." When I ask myself if something is right or wrong, I ask myself "Does this hurt anyone?" Because really, is there even a way of defining...

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Who was your first best friend and how long were you friends? My first best friend was a girl by the name of Kate. The two of us were inseperable between the ages of 4 and 8, but we kind of drifted apart after I moved.

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What country does your grandparents come from? Three out of the four were born and raised here in the U.S. But my mum's estranged father is French.

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Is anything really better than being totally alone in life? I used to think no. I've spent the vast majority of my life alone, and I never really saw what was so bad about it. It's rather odd, how when you're so used to being alone, you never even notice that there's no one there. But once you've had someone there for you, once you've known the alternative and had some basis for comparison, being alone in life can be...

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Can I have some love? I'm feeling a little low. Why of course you can, here you go. May I ask what has you feeling so low?

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Which music genre do you hate the most? Rap. I'm pretty Equal Oppurtunity when it comes to my musical tastes, but I simply cannot tolerate most rap.

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Would you consider yourself a label whore? meaning you only buy things wit labels such as hollister american eagle or juicy couture b.c i absolutely love co co Chanel and i wear alot of it and kids at school r labeling me as a label whore No. I don't even give the labels on my clothing a glance, the only label I look at before purchasing clothing is the size tag, to make sure it fits.

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In your honest opinion which do you prefer, tall or short partners? (please state wether you are male or female) I don't really have enough experience to have yet developed a preference. But if I had to take a geuss at what my preference *Would* be, I'd say short. And I'm %99.8 sure that I'm male.

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What TV family would you love to be a part of? Which one would you hate? I've always though that I would fit in well as a member of the family off of Malcolm In The Middle. (Who do not, as far as I know, have a last name.)

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Bruce Springsteen or Tom Petty? Tom Petty. Bruce Springsteen is okay, but he's got nothing on Petty.

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Why are pizzas packed and delivered in square boxes rather than round boxes? For two main reasons. -To make round boxes, you have to either use many small flat panels, or one large curved panel, both of which are very difficult and expensive to produce and store. -If the round pizza came in a round box, it would be difficult to remove from the box, you'd have to reach underneath it and prise it out, running the risk of accidentally flipping it over and...

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Should Answer Bag add a duplicate option to the flags that we can put on answers? Yes. But *Only* for duplicate double posts made by one user, not ever for similar answers from multiple people. On some questions, there's only realy one "Right" answer, and to deprive all but one person of the right to give their own interperatation of that answer just wouldn't be right.

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Do you have a criminal record? What did you do? No. But I'm still relatively young, I have many years ahead of me in which to get arrested.

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What is the most intense song you have ever heard Outside Of Town, by The Geraldine Fibbers. That song is the very definition of desperate, intense emotional breakdown. "I'm drownded in sorrow I'm drownded in scorn I knew I'd end this way since the day I was born I've never known nothing 'cept hunger and fear And the love that you gave me was lies to keep me near In a field of new grass you first lay me...

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Have you ever had a song get into your head?what was it? Many, many times, with many different songs. The song stuck chronically stuck in my head right now is Transcendental Blues, by Steve Earle.

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What is the most embarrassing injury you've had? I once got my hair caught in a car door. It caught on the latching mechanism, so the door wouldn't come open. I ended up having to cut out a small patch of my hair to get it out. (Notice I'm not specifying where exactly this hair was, I'll leave that to your imagination.)

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What is the song in your heart? At the moment, it's Bargain, by The Who.

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Are you smiling while inside lies a pool of tears? Yes. Of course, sometimes there's a sizable pool of tears on the outside as well.

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Describe to me your facial features Oblong, with a distinct jaw line and slightly protruding chin, a large slender nose in the middle, a rather stern brow, high narrow forehead, thin lips, and a pair of hazel eyes. Now just picture that, except also covered with a distinct smattering of acne.

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What are your favorite quotes? "If you don't have anything nice to say about anyone, come and sit by me." Alice Roosevelt-Longfellow

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Purely judging from experience on Answerbag: what would you say are some typical characteristics of British people? Based solely apon my experience with Brits here on Answerbag, I couldn't say. I've only really met a few British people here on AB, and that's not much of a cross section, now is it? I've heard a lot of probably innacurate stereotypes about British people elsewhere, but I haven't really had enough first hand experience with actual British people to notice any ...

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What poem or song inspires you the most? Texarkana, by R.E.M. It always inspires a lot of emotion in me, brings back a lot of memories...

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What's the most random sentence you can think of at the moment? Plastic carrots? No, Jump-Rope.

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What qualities are most important to you in a person and why? -Honesty. -Empathy. -Compassion. -A healthy sense of emotional expression. Outside of that, it doesn't matter much to me. If someone has all (Or even just most) of those traits, I'm probably going to like them. That first one is essential though.

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What is your favorite book series? (Title, Author) The Dark Tower Series, by Stephen King.

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WHat do your shoes look like right now that you are wearing? (dont forget what your socks look like too) I'm barefoot at the moment. Well, either that or I'm wearing a pair of magically transparent fine leather loafers.

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How do you think the world would be right now if women ran all the countries? Not nearly as different as you would think. Once you get to the scale of world politics, gender has very little effect on decisions, it coems down more to a matter of "Doing What Has To Be Done". And there's no rule anywhere that says a woman can't be just as corrupt as any man holding the same position. Perhaps the level of carnage and war would go down slightly,...

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Due to our financial situation, my boyfriend of 2 years and I recently made the decision to move in together. What is your opinion? Is it a good idea for couples move in together before marriage? There's nothing at all wrong with couples living together before marriage. Although being forced into it by financial troubles isn't ideal. Really, you should do it when you're ready to, not because one or both of you has income problems. But the general idea of couples moving in together before getting married is not a bad idea at all, it gives them time to get to know...

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For my fellow "mature" ABers: Do you feel old when you see rock bands you liked as a kid looking like grandparents? I'm not really "Mature" in the sense that you mean it, but I have the muscial tastes of a much older man, so I'll answer anyway. I do feel rather weird to think that most of the musicians I enjoy listening to have been elderly, senile, and quite possibly dead for decades. I don't really feel "Old" because of it, I'm a bit too young to feel old yet, it...

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Are you comfortable? Not exactly. I'm rather hungry because I haven't gotten around to eating anything yet today, but other than that, I'm comfortable enough.

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If you were forced to choose which way to die would you a) choose to b shot b) be fed to a lion tht was starving for 7 months c) be starved to death choose which one and state y this is a trick question one of these it the most logical answer! think hard Although B is the "Logical" answer, seeing as how I could probably fight off a starving, malnourished lion with relative ease. I myself would C. Simply because I'm a glutton for punishment, and from the wording of your question, I would have to assume that I'm going to die no matter which one I pick.

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Is english your first language? Yes. Unless I somehow learned another language first without remembering it.

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IF you had a million pounds/ IF you had this /IF you had that - what is this Hypothesisbag? Yes, the hypotheticals can get to be a little annoying at times. But think of it this way; when someone asks a question as vague and outlandish as that, they give you a blank cheque to spice it up a little by giving your own extremely unique answer. Lighten up a little, rather than seeing them as annoying, relax and have some fun with them.

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What is your favourite classic rock band The Who. Although the Kinks are close, nothing quite measures up to The Who.

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What is your favourite REM album? Eponymous. Although Out Of Time comes in as a close second.

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Classical or rap? Which do you prefer? Classical. There are few things in this world that I enjoy more than sitting down quietly in the dark, and listening to a well composed piece of classical music.

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If you had to be safe from where you are living now, and your helicopter can only hold 6 large objects and people, including you and the pilot, what would you take with you? So you could only take 4 things with you on this island very far away. 1-Myself. 2-My love. 3-A large steamer trunk contaning enough tequila to last the both of us a lifetime. 4-My stereo set, record collection, and an inexaustable power supply for said stereo set. 5-A young impressionable badger, whom we could train to be our loyal pet. 6-Another large steamer trunk, this one full of books. (One of which would be a helicopter inscruction manual.)

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If you got 10 million dollars, what would you do right away? First off, give 8 million to charity. I could live quite comfortably on a mere 2 million. Next after that, tell my love the great news, purchase myself a coach class plane ticket to Portsmouth U.K., and once there, pick up the first classified ads section I see and look at the prices on used VW camper vans.

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Where is where ever? Aproximately 42 miles to your left.

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What do swine do when you cast your pearls before them? In my experience, they eat them. Forcing me to spend my day following pigs around with a small tub, waiting patiently for my pearls to reappear.

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What grade would you repeat if someone forced you to repeat the same grade level for 10 years? Why? First. If I'm going to be stuck in school for that long, I may as well take it easy and give myself some extra free time to pursue my own interests.

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If helper monkeys had the ability to fly, would the world be a better place? Who ever said Helper Monkeys couldn't fly? All you need is a powerful sedative, the seat off of an ordernairy playground swing set, two sturdy trees, and about 15 feet of surgical tubing. Fly my pretties! Fly!!!

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Is there a child in you? No. Children give me horrendous indegestion...

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As a friend what are you known for? (Ex. I am the friend who always laughs) The one who's not quite right in the head...

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How did you get your name? I'm not entirely sure... I think it was because my mum wanted to give my a proper hippy name, but my dad wanted me to have a name that wouldn't get me teased and mocked in grade school. And so here I stand today, John Forest.

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What are the most points you have ever recieved in one day on answerbag? I think I crested 400 one day. I'm not sure of the exact number, because I don't keep very close track. But I'm sure that I remember getting above 400 at least once.

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How do I deal with rejection from college? I know that it was unreasonable for me to expect to get into one place, but rejection from there still makes me upset. Couldn't I be one of the 8.3% of applicants admitted? The most you can really do is to try not to let it phase you and be happy with your second choice. Who knows, if you can figure out *Why* they rejected you, you might just be able to learn from it so you'll have a better sense of how to impress in your next application.

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What do you think of weird al yancovich? I like him. He seems to think on the same level as I do, and I find most of his work to be quite beardy.

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What's you're talent? I don't really have any talents that I am aware of...

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My sister's 13 and she's never had a boyfriend. Is this normal and are there more people? Yes, it's perfectly normal. I've known plenty of girls who were 14, 15, and even older before they had their first boyfriend. She'll find someone when she's ready to, no sooner and no later.

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What is the longest amount of time you have spent on the phone? Roughly 5 straight hours. On hold with the phone company so I could find someone to seriously chew out about the fact that my phone line (And consequentially my DSL.) had been out for the better half of a month.

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It's St. Patty's Day: are you wearing green? Yes. I am currently wearing a floppy greet berret. Not only is it stylish, it also sticks out like a sore thumb and detters accidental pinches.

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Does the class system still exist in the west? I have always considered myself working class, but others would say middle class, because of my status etc. Yes. The class system is alive and well. But it's changing. The economic gap between the "Working Class" and the "Upper Class" in Western culture, is becoming greater every day. Before too much longer, the "Middle Class" will be a thing of the past. The closest thing to "Middle Class" that Western society has left is Working Class people who...

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What's the funniest thing you've accidentally washed in the washing machine? A mouse. (Although it wasn't especially funny to the mouse.)

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Complete this phrase...... "I am so old that________________". ...When I was in grade school, they didn't *Have* history.

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What is your favorite store to shop at for clothes mine is pacsun. I generally just buy my clothes at the thrift shop. You have to do a lot of scrounging around to find nice clothes there, but it *Is* possible. And it's cheap, too.

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Who was the last person you saw or talked to? My mum, no real reason, I just felt like having a nice chat with my mum. But that "Nice Chat" somehow turned into a screaming match over her getting a tattoo.

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3 part question: A: Do you own a gun? B: How many? C: male or female? -Yes, I own one of those palstic guns that shoots silly string. -Just one, that's all I really need. -I'm not sure if it's male or female, I haven't really gotten around to asking it yet. Edit-I've just asked it, it says it's female, and it's name is Hilda. Say hi to the nice people, Hilda. <Hilda> "Hi!"

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What do you think about the first commandment: "You shall not have any other gods before me."? Do you feel that God is acknowledging the existance (or the possibility) of other Deities? Yes. And when you really think on it, who's to say that there *Aren't* other Gods? There are plenty of faiths out there that have just as credible of proof as Christianity does, the only leg up held by the Christian conception of "God" is that largely because of the crusades and the catholic church, many people follow it. So really, it's self fulfilling prophecy. ...

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Is it true that there is a "weird uncle" in every family? Not exactly. In some families it's more of a "Weird Great Aunt", or a "Weird Second Cousin Three Times Removed". Almost every family has a black sheep, but it's not always an uncle.

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Are you sadly going to spend another weekend on the net? No. Barring some major disaster, I'm going to spend my weekend on the net very happily.

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Who wants to send Andy a sixpack of Guiness because she's Irish and has purty red hair? Certainly! Although I myself haven't seen her pretty red hair. Here you go Andy! One six-pack's worh of Guiness. And I didn't even drink any of it before giving it to you, which really shows how much I care.

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What crosses your mind when you look at pictures of yourself as a young child? Usually something like "Wow, I really was happy back then, wasn't I? I wonder where it all went wrong?"

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Can I have some love? I'm feeling a little low. Ceretainly, that's one of the many privilidges you gain by becoming a well respected member of the Answerbag community.

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What are some fun things you could do when you're stuck home alone on a Friday night? The first things that pop to my mind are... -Put on some very loud music. -Perhaps watch a movie. -Have a nice strong drink. -Hang around on Answerbag. And generally just do all the things I can't really do otherwise without annoying the other people who are normally in the house.

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Is there anyone in your life you would like to put through a Lie detector test? As for me, I would say my so-called bf/fiance. No. I try not to make a habit of having someone in my life if I can't trust them.

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If someone tells you they are adopted, what are the first things that come to mind? Questions you want to ask? If it's someone I already know well, who just found out that they were adopted. Then something along the lines of "Well, they're probably going to need a little emotional support, I'd better put my listening ears on here..."

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For all you males: What does it feel like to be kicked, you know, down there? Detailed answers please. Well, to state the obvious, it really hurts. But to be specific, it starts out with a very sharp pain in the er... Effected area, and then spreads up into your gut in a kind of slow, cramping, burning agony. All in all, not a particularly pleasant experience.

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Is it okay to date/be in Love with someone considerably older? Say, 12 years older? That depends entirely apon your definition of "Okay". A lot of other people may disaprove of it, but there's nothing particularly un-okay about it, just so long as the two of you are comfortable with it yourselves. (And so long as both of you are above legal age of consent, of course.) So I geuss it really comes down to one question; how much do you really care what other...

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Have you ever played strip poker? Who with, did you win and were you embarrassed? Yes, with my ex-drinking buddies the lifegaurds at the public pool. No, I lost horrifically. And no, I wasn't particularly embarassed.

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Are you going drinking for St.Patrick's Day? I'm doing the "Drinking" part, although I can't really say that I plan to "Go" anywhere to do it. I was thinking more along the lines of sitting around the house using AB and drinking.

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Over the last hour or so I have seen questions the aim of which seemed to me to have been to attack a fellow ABer. Does anybody agree with me that if this continues we should be prevented from asking questions which include a fellow ABer's name? Perhaps not anything *That* drastic. If you notice questions making personal attacks apon ABers, then feel free to flagg them. Or if it's a chronic issue involving one user running a vendetta againts another, then maybe even report them to the staff. But I don't think any precaution as major as banning user references all together needs to be taken. People should be trusted to...

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What do you wish you could do? Hop on a plane across the to Portsmouth UK immediately. Unfortunately, I cannot.

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What are you doing later? Probably just more of this.

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Which will you be drinking tomorrow- green beer or Guiness? None of the above. I'll be drinking red wine, because it's the only alchohol I can currently get my hands on.

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What emotions do you feel right now? why? A sort of strange, depsondent longing. For myriad reasons that even *I* don't fully understand.

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What is St. Patrick's Day a celebration of? According to wikipedia, the supposed history behind St. Patrick's Day is as follows... "The person who was to become St. Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland, was born in Roman Britain about AD 385. His given name was Maewyn, and he almost didn't get the job of bishop of Ireland because he lacked the required scholarship. Far from being a saint, until he was 16, he...

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When you go to the store what do you normaly get? Normally, I stock up on canned soup and fresch strawberries, which is pretty much all I eat anymore.

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Do you have an thoughts on "unschooling?" I do it myself, and I've turned out alright. It can work very well, if the child being un-schooled has the initiative to do a fair ammount of study on their own. And the big plus of it is, you don't have to go through the public school system, which is, if you ask me, pretty socially F***ed up.

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If I were to knock on your door and yell "I am Patti Smith incarnate," what would you do? Open the door and yell back... "True, true, who are you ? Who, who am I ? Oh da oh da oh da oh da oh da oh da"

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Is it a good thing that I have an inability to talk in chat speak? Yes. All that "Lol" stuff tends to make you look like an adolescent idiot. Trust me, you're better of without it.

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Is your house infested with termites or other things My house has a bit of rat problem. Although I wouldn't go so far as to call it an "Infestation".

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Which traditional "villains" (real or fictional) do you sympathise/empathise with? Randall Flagg, from The Stand. (Rather obvious.) Ever since I read this little passage out of that book... "He was no longer strictly a man, if he had ever been one. He was like an onion, slowly peeling away one layer at a time, only it was the trappings of humanity that seemed to be peeling away: Organized reflection, memory, possibly even free will... If there ever had been such a...

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When you put your screen name into the "Find Answers About" search window, how many results come up? As of now, 9. http://www.answerbag.com/search?search=RFlagg

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When someone says "I need your honest opinion" Do you always give it or does it depend on who's asking? I always give my honest opinion. Whether they say they want it or not.

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What's your happiest memory involving a brick wall? The time I spent nearly 3 straight hours bouncing a small rubber ball of off one. I'm easily entertained by things like that. (The only reason I quit after 3 hours was because I accidentally arched my throw too high and landed it on the other side of the wall.)

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If you look to the right of you what do you see? A filing cabinet with a dry erase calender stuck to it.

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Are you lazy? In a sense. I prefer to avoid any serious work, but once I get started on a job, I'm a very hard working (If not always competent.) person.

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What time do you quit Answerbagging and go to bed? Usually around 3:30-4:00 AM, and sometimes even later than that. I'm a chronic insomniac.

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How big is your nose? A bit on the large side... About 1 1/4 inches tall, by 1 inch long, by 1 1/8 inchs wide. (Yes I actually went to the bother of measuring my nose.)

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What does your desktop look like? Post a picture! At the moment, this rather surreal negative shot of a wisened old copse of trees near my house is adorning my desktop.

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Does anyone know why answerbag was created i think it is very helpful Joel Downs is the founder, owner, and head administrator of Answerbag. He, along with some other staff members (I'm not sure exactly how many, but I want to say 8.) keep the site running and updated. By the way, Thanks to Joel and all the other staff here, for giving misfits like me a place to fit properly.

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How much is gas per gallon by you? And what state are you in? The station right down the block from me here in Pasadena Texas has a posted price of $2.27 a gallon for regular unleaded.

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How would you end the harry potter series? With Harry dying in a noble act of self-sacrifice to defeat Voldmort once and for all. That's the only ending that I think could really do the series justice.

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If u could do any and there would be no Consequences what would you do? Saunter onto a flight headed for Portsmouth UK without a ticket. Although I have no idea why this would be in the "Computers" category, I geuss I could make reservations for the flight over the computer and then not pay for them.

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Who is ur favorit ab questioner? I could never pick. Everyone here has their own distinct style and skills when it comes to asking questions, and there are just way too many people on Answerbag who ask incredible questions for me to ever pick just one.

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Will you help me clear this up... True or false: The Human race is made up of several races and ethnic backgrounds... Seems clear to me but not to nevets. "Race" is a purely human invention. It has no more real meaning than the meaning we humans choose to give it. Rather than defining people as a certain "Race", you should simply be able to percieve that they have a different colour of skin, or slightly different features, than another person may happen to have. But those small superficial differences don't make...

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What T.V. character best describes you? Dewey, off of Malcolm In The Middle. Relatively intelligent and talented, but extremely eccentric. That kid is me to the core.

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Are you afriad that you may offend other people by your words and your actions? No. I stopped worrying about offending people a long time ago. You can't be agreeable and inoffensive to everyone, and life is a lot easier once you can accept that.

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Can you honesty say that you are happy? Yes. For the first time in as long as I can remember, I actually am happy. Which isn't necessarily to say that I don't still have some problems, or that there aren't some things in my life that need fixing, but right now, at this moment, yes. I am very happy.

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What is your hertiage? Mostly English/Irish. But there's a little German thrown in there as well.

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Is anyone in love, are you happily in love, if not why arent you in love. I am in love. And yes, I am extremely happy with it.

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I just missed a step as i was running up the stairs and gashed my knee on it - ow - what freak accidents have ever happened to you? I dropped a biography of Adolf Hitler on my foot while I was at the library yesterday. Ouch...

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Is morality TRULY subjective? No. Ethics is subjective, morality is not.

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Why do peole say life is short when its the longest thing we have? Because relatively speaking one person's life *Is* very short. The world has been going on for a very long time before any of us came along, and it will most likely continue to go on for a long time after all of us are dead. Our own lives may be the longest times we have, but relatively speaking, a single human life is just a flash in the pan.

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How often do you check your profile for comments? Every ten minutes or so.

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Which do you find to be worse: A bad headache, or dental pain? Dental pain. Because when your teeth hurt, you can nver overcome the anxiety that something's seriously wrong back there, whereas with a headache you can just take it at face value and suffer through it. And also, you have to *Use* your teeth a lot throughout the day, or at least you do if you want to eat, drink, and talk.

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Have you ever showed great kindness to a stranger? Perhaps not a "Great" kindness. But I do what I can to help people who need it, strangers or not. I don't know how much good I may have done, but I've done my best.

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What's one thing you can't throw away because it seems so useful, even if you don't need it right away ? With me it's bubble wrap. Packets of Mustard/Ketchup/Hot Sauce/ Etc. left over from trips to fast food resturants. I used to have a whole plastic grocery bag of them sitting in the bottom of my fridge, I've since gotten rid of that, but I still save them.

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My plans for today are ________. I plan to spend it mostly at home, spending my day with my closest friends here on Answerbag. And I also plan to spend some quality time with my love later this afternoon. I can't think of any other way I'd want to spend my birthday.

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So, What Percentage of You is Irish ? (and happy St Patricks Day). About %30. Although I think some of that is actually Welsh.

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What are you doing besides surfing answerbag? Walk, read, listen to dangerously loud music, and check my e-mail. That's pretty much it, really.

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Some people 'Sleep train' thier infants by letting thier babies "Cry it Out" as early as 6 months old. What do you think about not responding to the cries of an infant? I myself am of the opinion that infants should be sleeping in the bed with their parents, as nature intended. Ignoring it and letting the baby cry themselves to sleep may be easier, but infants at that age are meant to be near their mothers at most times, and human contact is important to a child's developement. You can't overindulge them, but you can't just ignore them...

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Do you like to dance in the rain? Yes. Nothing quite like a slow waltz in a thunder storm.

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Why is the Adult section of Answerbag lacking users? Perhaps because many members here at Answerbag (Myself included.) are under age. And even some of those who aren't may prefer to spend their time on the site as whole, rather than hanging around in the seedy back room.

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How do you bounce back from a bad day? By having a nice long talk with my love. Just spending some time with her can usually pick me right back up after even the worst of days.

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On the road of life, what language are the signs written in? Gibberish. If you're lucky though, you might be able to find an English/Gibberish dictionary.

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Is a girl with her tongue pierced a turn on? That depends on who you ask. Although I'm sure many men do find it attractive, I myself don't.

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Are you alright? At the moment, yes. I've seen better days, but there's nothing blatantly "Wrong" with me at the moment. So I geuss I am alright.

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Are you doing what you really want to do with your life right now? If not, why not? No. I'm currently 4839 miles away from "Where I Want To Be."

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Is it raining by you? No. It's been raining off and on for the past few days, but it seems to have stopped now.

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How would you rate your own looks on a scale from 1-10? 4.5 And that's being generous.

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Do you just answer questions off the home page or do you search for questions? I either go through questions on the homepage, or when there's nothing good there I go through other people's profiles and pick from some of the questions they've been answering. Rather lazy, I know. But using other people's tastes has led me to some beardy questions that I never would have found otherwise.

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What's your family most proud of you for? Most of my greatest achievements in life revolve in some way around being very unlike my entire family, and they don't really like black sheep in the flock. So not a lot, really.

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Is it bad to feel relieved that you and your best friend are no longer friends? No. If your "Best Friend" is someone who you'd be relieved to have out of your life, then you must not have liked them all that much in the first place. Although what you really have to consider is exactly *Why* you feel that way. It may well be that looking back in retrospect, you'll realise that perhaps they weren't a very good friend in the first place.

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Who is loving you? That's a short list. Let's see, as far as I can tell there's... -You. And... Er... Well, that's pretty much it at the moment. More than enough, though.

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No artificial colours what does this mean, i usually find it on food products. It means that no man-made dyes were added to make the food a different colour than the normal ingredients naturally turn out. Sometimes though, natural dyes are added to make the food a different colour, so it doesn't mean the colour of the food is unaltered, it just means that it's not done with any artificial dyes.

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Why is "Be Yourself" so commonly used as advice for everything? Because it often *Is* the answer. Because no matter what kind of mask you try to put on, you'll have to let your true self show through at some point. It's always better to let people know the real you, whether they turn out to like that real you or not. Because no one can pretend to be something they aren't forever. "Being Yourself", often just means do what...

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What's the coolest thing you've ever made (without instructions or a kit)? A Gnome. I made him last November to stand in the corner of my room and watch over me while I sleep, I call him Boris.

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With TWO words describe your BEST self! Who are you? Introverted Observer. Because for the most part, that's exactly what I am, an introverted observer.

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This is a legit question: Would you be offended by an artistic sculpture of Jesus made of household garbage items (banana peels, cigarette butts, diapers, etc.)? No. I would think it was pretentious, pseudo-intellectual, and a bit smelly, but I wouldn't be offended in the slightest. People have the right to artistic expression, even if it is pretentious, pseudo-intellectual, and smelly.

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What should I name this pup? (If picture doesn't post, I'll place it on the first answer) He strikes me as an Edgar. No idea why, he just looks like an Edgar to me.

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Do you give points to a question before or after you answer it? I usually rate it up after I answer. I'm not really sure *Why* I do it like that, it's just how I operate naturally.

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Do you bother to answer a question if it has already been answered 20 or more times? Yes. If a question is worth answering, it's worth answering. I actually rather enjoy the challenge of trying to contribute something new to the matter that hasn't been said in the other 20+ answers.

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What phrase or comment are you mostly known for? "I'll talk when I have something to say..." It's my explanation for whenever someone asks me why I'm so quiet, which is quite often.

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Im tyred of listening to the same music on the radio are you? Yes. That's why I stopped listening to the radio almost entirely about three years ago. Now I only really listen to records, and sometimes the public radio station, which can be very good for hearing obscure music.

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What's the worst way you've been woken up in the morning? By a very large book falling on me off of the bookshelf next to my bed. It hit me right in the shoulder blade, too.

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If you could become a teacher instantly, what grade would you teach? What subject? Why? Highschool science. I'm pretty well at home in a lab, and I wouldn't want to have to deal with the hyperness and short attention spans of younger children.

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What was the harseshed punishment your parents ever gave you and was it fair? See my answer too. Kicking me out of the house overnight. Which wouldn't have been quite so bad if it weren't for the fact that it was 45 degrees out that night. I don't think it was justified, but then again, I'm not the best judge of that, now am I?

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Do I offend you? Not in the slightest.

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Do you sometimes wish you could give partial points for good answers? Like "the answer was good but it needs a little something"? Yes. Because I do encounter many Question/Answers during the day that I think deserve some credit, but not that much. I also think that being able to pull your punchs somewhat when you rate something would make it harder to tell who rated you, which is definitely a good thing.

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What would you look like if your inner self seeped out onto your face and body? Very odd almost to the point of being menacing. Yet fascinating in a morbid, strange sort of way. Probably something like this...

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Are there superhuman forces that cause woe to mankind? No. Humankind is more than equal to the task of causing woe to itself without any outside help.

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Should this site have another name? I think it should be cancerbag.com, or answerfag.com, or even bullshit.com... Anyone agree? I must respectfully disagree. If you don't like Answerbag, you can always leave.

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Do you believe that sacrificing of animals by followers of Santeria should be protected under their right to Freedom of Religion in the United States? Yes. It would extremely hypocritical to not legalise it. If someone does not condone and aceept ritual sacrifice for the sake of religion, then wouldn't that mean that they shouldn't condone killing innocent animals for any other reason when food is so easy to come by in this modern world? If you make one religion's rituals and practices illegal, then who's to say...

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Why do people bully? Because they lack self esteem. They feel inferior, so they try to make themselves feel better about themselves by makign others feel worse. They try to overcome their insecurities about themselves, and prove something to themselves and others by dominating and intimidating others.

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What do you think about nose picking? Disgusting and rather rude. But in all honesty, sometimes necessary.

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Also whats with this stupid so called "ranking" on this website I mean cmon you get a rank for asking and answering questions just to makes its retarded users feel a bit more special. I'm not a big fan of the ranking system myself, but it does have it's purpose. It would stand to logic that the people who are ranked the highest would be the ones who gave the best answers, (Although there are many low ranked users who give very good answers as well.) so it helps to establish credibility. If you don't like it, you're always free to leave.

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I have been very tired lately. Is there anything other than sleeping that I can do to give me more energy? You might try eating better and/or taking vitamin suppliments. Lack of proper nutrition can cause lethergy and tiredness. You'd also be surprised how much good it can do to get get more exercise during the day, a moderate ammount of walking and active movement during the day can do a lot help to increase metabolism and energy.

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Who is your true love? I won't use the word "True Love", that term has always struck me as overblown and a flat out lie, because you can never really be sure. But if I was ever sure, the person I'm with now would be the one I was sure of.

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If there was only you and one other person left in the world, who would you want to be left with? My love. I love the idea of wandering the otherwise empty, deserted earth alone with her for the rest of my life.

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From what you have learned of me ... would you trust me? ... reasons? I've learned of you from personal experience conversing with you. I would trust you a fair ammount, but not much more than I would trust any other friendly aquantance. Because you seem trustworthy enough. Anyone who runs a wildlife shelter has got to have some integrity.

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Do u always trust yourself? Yes. I trust that my intentions are good. How much I trust myself to be competent in executing my good intentions is an entirely different matter though.

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What is your favorite song and why? Although I'll not use the word "Best", because I can only speak for my own opinion. Here are my top canditdates... -Visions Of Johanna, by Bob Dylan. -Nightswimming, by R.E.M. -Overture of "Tommy", by The Who. -Waterloo Sunset, by The Kinks. -The Loner, by Neil Young. -Richard, by Geraldine Fibbers. -London Calling, by The Clash.

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What is the first name the person you miss the most? Sophie...

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If you could get a clear answer from God about one thing you're perplexed about...what would it be? (Ex. Is heaven nice? Is hell in the center of the earth? why do children die?) Although I myself do not believe in God. My question to this hypothetical God would be... Why? Why create? Why create the things you did? Why do anything at all in the first place?

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What is the time where you live? As I type this, it is 9:52 AM here in Pasadena Texas.

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Do you remember the age that you 'grew up'? When you saw things in a new perspective, a turning point? How old were you? Yes. When I was 7, my dad got financially F***ed over by his psychotic business partner. It completely ruined my family's financial security, and forced us to make a cross country move, in which I lost every friend I had. I haven't looked at life quite the same since then... An experience like that would leave any child at least a little jaded.

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How much money do you spend on your boyfriend or girlfriend. Does it ever make them happy? So far in the relationship, I've spent a grand total of $0.00 (Whoo, look at the big spender!) And yes, she seems perfectly happy with it.

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I am having a jones for 80's music should I give in and listen anf should you tell me your favorite 80's song to add to my ipod? or not? One name jumps straight to my mind when I think of '80s music. The Clash! And my favourite song of their's from the '80s has got to be The Magnificent Seven. Also, Iggy Pop did some good work in the '80s...

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How old are you, and what is your social group? Out of these, what is your social group?: emo, goth, prep, joc, popular, loner, indivual, rebel, follower, or just a go with the flow kind of person. I'm currently 14, but not for much longer. As for my "Social Group", I don't have one I'm rather antisocial, and I don't really have enough friends to call it a "Group". I'm just this guy, you know?

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Is everyone aware that the ides of March are upon us? Yes, I was aware of that. That's why I've been carrying a large knife with me at all times since midnight last night. I'm no emperor, but it can never hurt to be sure.

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In conversations, I sometimes hear people say, "Do you know what I mean?". Why do they say this? Is it because: a) they feel that they haven't expressed themselves properly, b) because they think I haven't understood them, or c) just out of habit? In most cases, it's a way to make sure you've been paying attention to them. I've noticed that most people will say it directly following a long paragraph during which you didn't say anything, to make sure that you didn't drift off while they were talking.

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Are you dependable? Why? Yes. I'm not one to casually fling myself into commitments that I can't follow through on. But when I do fling myself into a commitment, I always do my best to follow through on it. Because, well... What's the point of making a commitment in the first place if you know you're just going to casually shrug it off?

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Americans: If the Pledge of Allegiance said "one nation under Goddess," would you say the words? Why or why not? Only to the same degree that I would willingly say "Under God". The principle rights and freedoms of this country are not based apon religion, the founding of this country was not based solely apon religion, religion is of no import to patriotic and national matters. If the U.S.A. is truly the nation it claims to be, then it should either be secular, or offer equal oppurtunity to...

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Do you like to go fast or slow? I don't really care, just so long as I get where I'm going eventually.

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Can you do without a watch or a clock? For how long? I go whole days without looking at a watch or a clock even once. I don't keep a very strict track of time, which is probably why I'm always late.

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Do you have a prom date yet? Are you excited? No. I'm not even going to a prom. So needless to say, I'm not exited in the slightest.

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Would you fight more if you knew you'd win? No. I don't enjoy fights, I can fight well enough if I have to, but I don't enjoy it by any means. Besides, what's the point in fighting at all if you know you'll win?

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If you were cheating on a long time significant other, say 4 years, and they pointblank asked you if you were, would your first reaction be to lie and say no, or would it be to tell them the truth? I'd just come right out and tell the truth. Knowing me, lying like that would be ripping me apart inside anway, so it would be somewhat a relief to have the oppurtunity.

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Why should Physician-Assisted Suicide be legal? Because being able to choose to end your life is a basic human right. Although assisted suicide should be tempered by exams for severe manic depression and possible mental impairments in the customers. But in certain situations, it's for the best, and if going on living would only mean a slow, painful death, then it's their right to end it.

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Do you shower before bed or after waking up? Usually after I get up. I'm too tired most evenings to even think of standing up for that long. If I bath before bed, I usually take a bath instead.

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Have you ever told someone you love them just to sleep with them - or has that ever happenned to you? No, never have and never would. And No, to the best of my knowledge, it has never happened to me.

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What singer would you most like to meet? Bob Dylan. Although he is a lot more than just a singer.

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Nevets would like a hot chocolate. Would anyone like to send him one? I would! But I'm all out of cocoa, and it would probably be cold by the time it got there anyway. Oh what the hell, here's a hot chocolate anyway. Would you like a marshmallow with that?

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How long have you ever gone without sleep? And what was the reason? Roughly 74 hours. I can only give a rough estimate though because I kind of lost track of time towards the end.

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Do you read the nutritional information on the foods you buy? No. I have a regular lineup of food items that I buy, most of which I checked out the nutritional info on the first few times I bought them, so I've gotten to the point where I can just play it by ear.

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How funky is your hair in the morning? Extremely Funky. It always works itself into a thick tangle while I sleep. It tends to look slightly different every morning though, sometimes it decides to lie down flat on top of my head, sometimes it chooses to push itself back and up from my face and form into a freakish sort of pompadour, sometimes it just goes frizzy and hangs down in my face, etc. And it's virtually...

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What do school truants learn/know about even though they may not learn life stuff from school? also who do school truants/phobics/refusers have to learn stuff from e.g. relatives/friends? do they understand/commonly have friends doing well in school I don't know where to start on this one... Firstly, I would take great issue with your implication that anyone learns "Life Stuff" from school. School is a highly disfunctional and overly competitive environment in the worst sense of the word, and a child being stuck in school only prepares them for a life as a worker, not for a functional social and personal life. ...

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How long was your longest realtionship and do you still have love or have feelings for them? Somewhere in the area of 5-6 months now and still going strong, which is a bit of an intimidatingly high number now that I think of it. And yes, I still do love her, which is why it's still going strong.

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What do you smell like today? I smell like pears! I my dad bought me a tee shirt yesterday from the little shop where he buys his bongs, and I haven't gotten around to washing it yet. So at the moment, I smell like a mix a dozen different varieties of cheap incense.

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How far would you drive to help a friend? (Not a life or death situation.) 4839 miles. Hell, I'd walk if I could. But I can't walk *or* drive, because there's a rather large ocean in the way, so I geuss I'll just have to swim.

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Have you ever had a dream you really liked? What was it? I had a dream just a few nights ago that I woke up lying in a cot in the back of a van, parked by the side of the interstate at dusk. I climbed out of the van, looked around, and the road just went on forever in both directions, then I saw a figure moving towards me silhouettes againts the sunset... And woke up. Wonderful dream, that...

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If you found a bottomless pit, what would you do? (be imaginative) Drop in a gigantic rubber band ball, then sit down near the pit and wait for it to bounce back.

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Have you ever tried to have a TALL nap (as you can have a short nap)? How was it? I tried once, I fell off as soon as I went to sleep and banged my head badly on the ground because it was so tall. For the sake of avoiding concussions, I'm now limiting myself to shorter naps.

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What do you want? Why do you want it? How will you get it? Who is it for? Where will it take you? To be with the one I love. Because I love her, simple as that. By waiting and working for as long as it takes. It's for both of us, really. It seems as though it's going to end up taking me to the city of Portsmouth England.

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Is there a relative of yours that has passed away who you wished you could have spent more time with? My Great Grandmother on my mum's side, or as we called her, "Grannie Frank". I got to visit her once or twice when I was younger, she was a remarkable woman, drank like a fish, ate like a bird, smoked like a chimmney, she passed away in 2004 at the ripe old age of 102. I just would have loved to had more time to get to know her before she died...

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Who is you favorite COMEDIC actor/actress of all time? Why? John Cleese, hand's down.

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Have you dated someone you really hated just because you felt sorry for them? No, and I never would. Dating someone out of pity is just plain cruel and deceptive.

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What is the best guitar solo ever? Kiss Off, by The Violent Femmes.

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What's the first thing you think of in the morning? Something along the lines of "Hmm... I hope she'll be around today..." Which is pretty much what the first thing that comes to my mind, in some form or another, every day.

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Do you open the door when it's Jehovah's Witnesses? If you do, do you just reject them or do you talk to them? Open the door and say... "Aww... It's a sweet sentiment, trying to 'Save my soul' like that, but I've been thinking, and I've decided to devote my life to Satan instead.' Then give them a patronising little pat on the head and politely shut the door in their face.

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What would be a good comeback after someone says your gay "And why exactly would you want to know...?" Then turn and walk casually away. Don't even play their silly little game by trying to make a "Comeback".

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When is the last time you told your parents that you love them? And why? Last night when I got home from my evening walk. I was nearly attacked by a small Cuban fellow with a knife while I was out, which kind of gave me a new appreciation for life. So when I got home I figured I should tell my mum and dad I loved them, in case I got killed some time in the near future.

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If all the answer baggers wanted to meet up for a party.Would you attend and where would you want the party to be? I wouldn't miss it for the world. I don't really care where it is, I don't have a car, but I can walk if I have to. Now then, should I bring a bathing suit?

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Do you believe in one god, more than one god, or no god? NOTE: I am agnostic. Your answers will not affect me in any way, shape, or form. Please answer truthfully and feel free to explain yourself. I am interested to know what motivates the beliefs I'm an adamant atheist. I believe there is no God. I believe that the world is not governed by any sort of "Higher Power", but simply by extremely complex sequences of random action. It may be conveinient to try to fit all things into some grand "Divine Plan", it may be easier to believe that everything has a meaning and purpose governed by a loving and...

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Why do we keeping coming back here? Is it because we really want to help people, or is it all for the points? The way I see it, if you left Answerbag, the points would be entirely meaningless anyway. My motivation for staying here is to kill time, help people in whatever small ways I can, and stay in regular touch with many of the great friends I've made here.

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If the only thing you had was a grey rock the size of a watermelon, what would you do with it? If that was literally *All* I had, if I didn't have anything else, in any literal or figurative sense. Hit myself on the head with it and die right then and there. I wouldn't want to live a life devoid of all meaning other than the proud ownership of a large grey rock.

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Is dedicating your life to music a lost cause? Do people even listen anymore? If you are dedicating your life to music, then it shouldn't matter if anyone is listening. The best music is the music you write for yourself, because of your own inspiration. If you write it and make the effort to get it out there, someone will listen.

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Do you think video games and the internet have destroyed peoples attention spans? Do we all have mild A.D.D.? Well... Hang on, what was the question?

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Why are "movies" and "music" listed under "Entertainment" but "Books and Writing" is listed under "Arts"? Because many people, unfortunately, do not think of books as entertainment. Kind of goes to show you the sorry state of modern culture. In my own personal opinion, all three of those should be listed under "Entertainment" and "Art". Because they're both art, and they're both entertainment. In the format of a question, which to classify them as would depend...

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How did Answerbag begin? I believe it started as a non-profit pet project of sorts, run out of the garage of one Joel Downs, the founder and operater of Answerbag. Amazing how far one little idea can go...

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How far do you live from your birthplace? 1849 miles. And thank you Jenniferocious for the very useful link.

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If you suddenly became filthy rich whats the first thing you would buy? I plane ticket to Portsmouth UK. Okay, so I'd probably buy myself a sandwich or something on the way to the airport, but the plane ticket would be my first major purchase.

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When is it OK to lie to your children? Never. Which isn't to say that you should blatantly expose them to things they aren't mature enough to handle, just that if they are inadvertantly exposed to them, it's better for them to know the truth than to form a false concept in their mind. Lying by omission is excusable in some cases, but otherwise lying to your children, no matter how innocent of a "White...

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Do you think it's wrong for a child to call their parent(s) by their first name? No. I don't think there's anything wrong with parents allowing their children to call them by their first names, I myself have called my parents by their first names for most of my life. It does show a certain level of respect and maturity to allow your children to call you by your first name, and knowing that their parents respect and trust them is important to a child's...

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Why do girls get "tramp stamps" (tattoos on their lower back) and still expect to be respected by a man? It would suggest to me that she has some self esteem issues, and wants to boost her own ego by having people glancing at her lower back. I would also be interested to know whether or not the tattood woman herself would actually refer to it by such a deragatory term as "Tramp Stamp".

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Do you think Age matters in a relationships?I find i get along with younger women then older. Age is just a number, it doesn't tell you much about a person. What matters is how mature the person is. It's possible for a person to be young, but still be mature for their age, and by the same token, someone can be old and still be immature. What matters in a relationship is how compatible the people are, and age in and of itself doesn't have much effect on that. ...

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Would you go trolling if you were having a bad day? Would you take it out on your fellow ABers? No. When I'm having a bad day, I usually try to stay away from Answerbag entirely, or at the very most I just hang around answering much fewer questions that usual. But I never take it out by trolling, that just wouldn't be fair to anyone.

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How often do you have a mental clear out? I try to clear my mind out during the first few minutes after I wake up, because I tend to think very clearly then. I take that time to clear out some of the junk out of my mind, or at least take a good look at the junk and decide I want to keep it around. And enjoy my few moments of lucid thinking before I get up and face another day.

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When was the last tme that you sincerely feared for your life? Around 8:30 last night, when I was very nearly attacked by a small Cuban fellow with a large knife who was very angry at me for some reason. Scared the sh*t out of me, and I won't be going out after dark for a long while.

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What's with the "what were you doing X hours ago" questions? Can we expect one for every hour in a twenty four hour day? No. Theoretically, if someone asked one every hour, then they could only keep it up for one day before they ran out of time incriments to ask about and the questions started coming up as duplicates.

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What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? I don't really have one. I'm not much for "Luring" in any case...

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Have you ever rated your own questions or answers on AB on another AB sign in name in order to increase your rating? No. Where's the point of even having something like points if you don't earn it?

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Is Schrodinger's cat alive or dead? LOL I don't know... What say we open the box and find out?

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What is your accent? NorthWestern American. I've been living in Texas for nearly seven years, but I still have a trace of the Northwestern accent left over from being raised in Oregon. Or at least enough of one that people here in Texas still ask me where I'm from.

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Could you have a relationship with someone with views diametrically opposed to yours? I.E. Conservative/Liberal, Religious/Atheist etc? Assuming that you mean a romantic relationship, probably not. I'm as tolerant as the next guy, but when I'm in a relationship with someone, I like to be able communicate with them and speak my mind to them without causing conflict. For a relationship to develope properly, there has to be a certain degree of familiarity and comradery, and having diametrically opposing views would...

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Would you date a person who's 5ft tall? That would depend on whether they're someone I would want to date regardless. But I wouldn't refuse to date someone solely on the basis of them being 5ft tall. Sure, having 11 inches of difference in height could cause some social awkwardness at times, but that's nothing that can't be worked around with a little effort.

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If you were a murderer what would your secret name be? ( your clothes brand, and your car you or your family drives) Name- Nyarlathotep. Clothes- None, if I'm going to be a serial killer, I want to be a very distinctive one. Vehichle- I'll do my killings on foot, it take longer, but it gives you more time to appreciate the scenery.

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Boxers, Briefs, or Boxer-Briefs? Preferably, none of the above. But if I have to, I'll go with the boxer-briefs.

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Are you drinking a beer this very moment? Unfortunately, I am not.

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What does your father do for a living? Is he proud of what he does? His proffession of choice is Silk Screening. But that's not exactly an easily marketable skill, so he is currently unemployed.

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Do you find you need to eat something sweet after you eat a meal? No. If I'm going to eat something sweet, I just go get it wihtout regard for what else I may or may not have eaten recently. I'm not really a Dessert person.

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Who's single and who's not? I definitely fall into the category of "Not".

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How fat are you on the scale of 1 to 10? 1. I'm not "Fat" in any sense of the word.

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Do you think dark circles are hot? You mean dark circles under the eyes? (I am sincerely hoping that you do.) I don't mind them. I don't find them particularly attractive, but I don't find them Un-Attractive. I'm pretty much indifferent to the entire matter. They do tend to give a sort of "Desperate Drug Addict" look that can be a bit of a turnoff, but I don't mind them so long as I...

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At what age do you think a male in the United States becomes mature? 65. If ever...

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If a strange man came to your door, saying his car broke down and asking to use your phone, would you let him inside your home to do so? No. Firstly, I would ask him where exactly his car was broken down. If the supposed vehichle wasn't in sight from the doorstep, I would ask him to wait on the sidewalk while I brought him the cordless handset out to him. Once he's out on the sidewalk, grab my cellular phone, (I don't own a cell phone, but this is hypothetical me, and he does own a cell phone.) bring him...

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How do you drive your mother/father crazy? My mother- By keeping my hair grown out in a shaggy, unkempt bush. I'm surprised she hasn't ambushed me with the kitchen scissors yet. My father- By occassionally subjecting him to my nonsensical trains of thought. Listening to me think aloud would drive *Anyone* up the wall in short order.

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Do you think we are moulded by the company we keep? Only if we let ourselves be. Remember "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain an idea without accepting it." (I can't remember who said that, but I know *Someone* did.) It is human nature to want to conform to those around you, but if you truly do hold strong to your own persona, your own morals, your values, then you need to learn how to be in a bad...

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Can adding the "Benny Hill" theme (i.e. "Yakety Sax") make ANYTHING funny? Not necessarily *Anything*... You couldn't play it over footage of say... A lynch mob... Or a brutal Rape and murder... Or starving children... It still wouldn't make things like *That* funny. But applied to just about anything that isn't blatantly horrible and heartwrenching, yes.

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Why do Christians post Christian responses to Jewish questions in the Jewish section? Why then do other users then rate up these answers (which are nothing a form of Christian proselytizing) when they do not correctly answer the question? I can see two possible reasons for this... -The person who rates them up is simply impressed by their lengthy answer, which often seems to be very well researched and full of jargon, and so does no notice that it completely fails to answer the question. -The person rating them up is in favour of Christian proselytizing, and is rating the answer up simply because they agree with it,...

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Is keithold a bot? No. Perhaps some kind of bizzare cyborg, (I mean that as a compliment, really I do.) but as far as I know, he is mostly human. Perhaps a rather obsessive human who insists apon putting the same chipper message in front of all his answers, but I would be extremely surprised if he turned out to be a bot.

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Who's your favorite director of all time? Tim Burton. The atmostphere of his movies, the wonderfully grim surrealism, the way that every moment of his movies looks like something out of a dream. It's simply amazing.

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I really like a boy and I think we have a future together. I'm a little chubby though? What should i do to make him like me. I WANT GOOD answers! If you really do have any sort of future together, then you shouldn't have to "Make Him Like You". If someone can't see past something so petty as appearance, then they're probably not worth your time anyway. Just be who you are, and if he doesn't like that, then he doesn't like you, simple as that. A relationship built apon being someone you're not...

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Why do floorboards creak most when you are trying to walk around the house quietly? I have a theory about that... Floorboards have minds of their own, and are sick of being trodden on! They're launching a massive covert rebellion to overthrow the human race by ruining all of our stealthy exploits and exposing all our dirty little secrets that we try to keep by walking quietly. The end result of this malevolent campaigne; The Floorboards rise up to rule the world,...

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A bull is charging toward you and you are in the middle of a field unaided and alone, what do you do? Quickly pull off my shirt, step slightly aside, dangle it in the air in front of the bull, and tempt fate. Hey, if a matador can do it, then so can I.

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Would you risk your life to save a friends life? Would you sacrafice your life for your friends life? Would you take a bullet for your friend? Yes, Yes, and Yes. Without a moment's hesitation.

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When you were a child what was your favorite pet and what was it’s name? Sapia. An elderly, slightly senile siamese cat. She was neurotic, clingy, and ended up dying underneath my futon at the ripe old age of 13, but I really loved that cat.

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Can you describe your personal AB style? Based more around common sense and personal experience than facts and research. I tend to speak my mind completely with every question I answer, which is often mistaken for intentional humour on my part. I often go off on random, nonsensical tangents, rambling on about inconsequential aspects in a way that's only really helpful if you know how to machette your way through all the...

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Why can't we just look the other way, why can't we just play another game? Wait, am I supposed to be playing a game? Oh Sh*t! Was I supposed to be the one keeping score?! I geuss we may as well find another game, I've probably inadvertantly ruined this one anyway.

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What is your dream in life? what is your goal in life? My goal and dream... Is to carve out a life independant from conventional society, to not have to have a conventional life, not have to have a "Job", not have to worry about money, to just be able to wander freely, not hurting anyone, to just "Be", and to Be with who I want. That's what I want in life, freedom, true freedom.

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When you get a feeling that you are dead bored, what do you do? Cause i am bored like nothing before and my friends are all busy. I retreat into my head and start thinking, which almost never turns out well. But it's in my nature...

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This sentence is false. Do you agree? I agree. But I also state that my statement of agreement with your statement is false.

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Whoa, what happened since I last logged in?! Do you like the new Answerbag? Why or why not? I liked the old version more. Although I must admit that the new system is better in many ways, the ability to flag inappropriate content is certainly one we needed, and it's a fair bit better organised and a lot easier to check through with the new activity pages in the uder profiles. I'm not especially fond of the points system, though.

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Is it posible to live your life by the dice without pissing everybody off? You can't live your life at all without pissing someone off, living your life by the roll of the dice just means that you piss people off at random, and possibly piss off the wrong people. But your random way of life is bound to benifit *Someone*, so you probably won't piss off *Everyone* by any means.

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What's your favorite type of music? Any particular favorite artists, bands, or groups? Good old Rock And Roll! And most of it's many sub-categories. Punk-Rock, Classic-Rock, Heavey-Metal, etc. I even branch into Alternative-Country at times. But it all comes down to Rock And Roll!

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If someone offered you a million dollars to leave answerbag, would you? Could you? Probably not. But then again, I could use the money to start traveling the world on my dream "AB Road Trip". So I *might* be able to manage it.

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What is your favorite nocturnal animal? The Aye Aye. They're so... Cute, in a creepy sort of way.

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Do you feel like you're in a small community where you know everybody when you go on answerbag? Yes, that's part of what makes this site so unique and puts it a cut above all the other Q&A sites. It's sense of community, the familiarity. Which I think lets a lot of people ask questions that they wouldn't have the courage to ask anywhere else.

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How many days a week do you fully shower? (washing your hair too.) Every other day. Except when I'm particularly depressed, then I tend to forget about such trivial things as bathing entirely.

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How easily are you swayed by other people's opinions? Does it matter who that person is? i.e. Your father or mother as opposed to random person. I'm not swayed by the opinions of others in the slightest. If they can present me with credible facts to back up the opinion, I might be swayed a little, but I don't question my own views in the slightest because of an mere "Opinion". It doesn't matter much who they are, either.

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Would you rather have rose petals to surround you on the bed, or a bouquet of roses? If I had to pick, the Bouquet. Much more versatile, and I can always pluck the petals off myself and put them on a bed if I want to.

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What is the worst thing about your hometown? There are quite a few things competing for the title of "Worst" here in Pasadena Texas. -The violent roving street gangs. -The pollution from all the oil refineries and traffic. -You can't get anywhere in this city unless you have a car, because the public transport is terrible and the raods are *Not* bicycle friendly. -Any form of "Art" or "Culture"...

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Is it true that cockroaches could survive a nuclear explosion? They could not survive the blast itself, they'd be blown to bits just as easily as any other life form. But those Cockroaches who were sheltered enough to not take the full brunt of the blast, could survive the nuclear fallout easily, and eventually thrive in the new Human-Free environment.

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Has any one else ever felt like they are "much to young to feel this damn old"? Yes. I keep telling myself I shouldn't feel this tired and old, because I'm only fourteen. But I swear, sometimes it feels like that one should be an eight.

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Does mail arrive at your home every single day? Not every day. No post on Sundays. So it does, on every day except for Sunday.

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Did you give your parents a hard time growing up? If so, how? I was a very easy child when I was younger, quiet, stayed out of their hair, relatively mature for my age. But I must admit I'm a real problem child now. Not nearly as bad as most teenagers, but I do give them a hard time. I stay out way past curfew, I bring home random bits of junk that I find by the side of the road, I get into fights with random strangers, I steal my mum's...

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Have you ever considered slathering yourself in hot honey mustard sauce? Yes, many more times than you would think. Although in my imagination it was usually Dijon. I might just have to get around to doing that, now that you mention it.

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Has you partner ever made you feel like you can do nothing but wrong? How did you get over this? No. At least not in any way that was her fault. Usually when I feel like that, it's just because of my own skrewed up way of thinking, and even if someone else instigates it, it's mostly my fault. I've yet to find a way to get over it, but I'm working on it.

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How much do you think the weather effects your mood (yours personally)? Not as much as some other things, but a fair bit. I tend to get rather frustrated and depressed when I can't go out walking every evening, so any weather that I can't walk in can effect my mood adversely, but only if it keeps up for days on end.

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Do you like it when someone washes your hair? Only if it's me. I don't like having strangers in that close of proximity to my head, it makes me nervous.

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Do you like to make more and more friends in ur life or you are happy with a small cirle and even sometimes do you prefer to be alone? I prefer to have just one or two very close friends. Or at least a large circle of close friends, just so long as the people around me are true friends, and not just hangers on, I don't mind. Although I really do prefer to have just one or two at a time, I can't really keep up with any more than that.

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Is anyone else sick of the users on here commenting on things they have no idea about? It really irritates me, what about you? A bit. Although I wouldn'ty go so far as to call them "Tards". I don't mind so much if they comment to ask a small follow up question about some aspect they don't know, but if they just act like they do know, it kind of pisses me off. But it's a community sort of site, and you've got to put up with everyone on here if you're going to use it,...

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How many vehicles do you have in your household? One. A silver Chevy 510 single cab truck.

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Who wants to come stay with me? Sure, why not? My family's thinking of moving back to Oregon soon anyway, I'm not particularly looking forward to it, but I could make a little pit-stop in Troutdale if I had to.

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Which is the best bumper sticker you have come across? "Eschew Obfuscation." What can I say? I appreciate irony.

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Don't you want somebody to love? No. I already have someone to love, and I don't want anything more.

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Do you have a beer gut? No. I don't drink beer, and I don't have a gut, so it would be logically impossible for me to have a beer gut.

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What is your favorite drink? Tequila. No formalities or mixing, no preparation, just straight, pure tequila.

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If my mother wears the pants in my family does that mean my father wears a dress? No. It just means that both of your parents wear pants. Which is, when you think about it, a lot better than both of your parents wearing dresses.

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Who kills the bugs and spiders in your house? No one. We let the spiders roam free, and the spiders kill the bugs. It means having to put up with some spiders, but I don't really mind that so long as they get rid of the bugs.

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Before you knew the truth, how did you think that babies were made? I never really put too much thought into it until I was five or so, but once I did start wondering, it didn't take me very long to figure it out. So I never really had any misconceptions about it.

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Do you put your pants or socks on first? I usually don't put socks on at all, I go around barefoot the vast majority of the time. So I geuss I would have to say pants.

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R u retarded? No. Although many people around where I live seem to think I am, I'm not.

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Which Answerbagger would you consider a "friend" to you? All of them! I consider anyone and everyone on here a "Friend", unless they give me some blatant reason not to.

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If you could do something or be someone for a day, who or what would you do/be and why? I would choose to spend the day as myself, wandering aimlessly around Berlin Germany with my love.

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What comes to mind whe you hear "spring break"? Drunken idiots speeding around town yelling out of their car windows.

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If the news reported your week, what would be the headline? "Vicious Cycle of pain and misery begins yet again. No end in sight."

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Can you flirt? No. I've never really been able to do anything in a conversation except blurt out whatever happens ot pop into my head. So deliberate "Flirting" is forever beyond my reach.

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How much points have you scored till now in AB? My total so far is 21839.

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Would you be open to receiving one point every time you give points to ten other answerbaggers? No. The last thing we need is another reason for people to obsess over points. You're supposed to rate something up because you think it's a good, helpful Answer/Question, not because you'll get a reward for it. If we started recieving points for giving points, you would never be able to be sure if you were being rated up because you were giving good answers, or simply...

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If there was a clone of you(same age), would you hang out with him/her? Do you think you'd get along? Yes. But I'd eventually become overwelmed by self loathing and disgust from being able to see myself objectively, and have to force myself to stop spending time with him.

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What would you not give up for the world? My Love. She *is* my world, or at least the last remaining part of it that's worth anything to me. No matter how much I was offered, I could never give her up.

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Do you wear shoes in the house? No. I hardly ever wear shoes, even outside of the house.

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A long time ago, in the dating world there used to be a thing called "leagues". Do you believe there are leagues today? ie, "Dude, she is SO out of your league, don't even try." Yes. But you have to ask yourself, "Who is imposing these 'Leagues'?" Even if someone is "Out Of Your League", if you want to be with them, and if they want to be with you, who else is going to care? In the end, it's up to you whether or not to let yourself be restricted by the opinions of others.

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Does showing emotion show weakness? No. If anything, being able to show emotion and share your feelings shows a lot of strength and courage. Because when you show real emotion, when you open up to someone, you're leaving yourself very vulnerable. And it can take a lot of strength to overcome the fear of being hurt when you make yourself vulnerabe like that.

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Have you ever found something that shouldnt't be in your food from a restaurant? Just a few weeks ago, I found a huge hunk of beef in the middle of my salad plate at a local resturant. Completely put me off my appetite...

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What are you doing? Many things. -Answering this question. -Listening to a Bob Dylan record. -Doing some serious thinking. -Waiting for someone I need to talk to. -Examining some scratchs on my arms. -Contemplating the idea of getting a glass of water. An amazing feat of multi-tasking, eh?

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Do you frequent any other online communities besides Answerbag? No. I have too many good friends here to betray them by leading a double life. There's only one me in the whole of the internet; RFlagg. And Answerbag is the only site fortunate enough to have him.

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What's abnormal about you? Everything.

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If you didn't have answer bag, what would you do with all that extra time? Wander around weeping and thinking up hare brained schemes to get myself to Portsmouth England.

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Whats the strangest question on answerbag you've ever seen? I think The Trotskyist Pantaloons asks some of the strangest questions in the known history of the universe. His highlights include... http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/160302 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/154604 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/153785 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/146248 Some pretty strange questions. Whatever that guy's on, I want some.

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Can I borrow your testicles for a few days? Sure, it's not like I'm getting much use out of them.

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Where do you normally sleep? Bed, couch, futon, floor? Either futon or floor. I'm not really particular as to which, just whichever I happen to land on when I pass out.

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What style of hair do you have and what colour is it? I have thick, curly, matted dark brown hair. Calling what I have a "Style" is like calling strichnine a vitamin pill. I just sort of let it grow out into it's own freakish little tangle atop my head.

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What would you not want to be doing when an earthquake hits? -Getting a tattoo or body piercing. -Juggling live badgers. -Defusing a bomb. -Performing open heart surgery. -Undergoing open heart surgery. -Crossing a rickety rope bridge over a crevass full of venemous snakes. -Restraining a rabid animal. -Transporting vials containing deadly pathogenes from one incubator to another in a biological research facility. Other than that, there's...

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Do 'boom cars' annoy you? Yes, extremely. I live across the street from a public park with a basketball court, so every Saturday night there's a small fleet of immaure, testoterone addled idiots parked directly across from my house blasting their car stereos' bass as loud as possible without the sound stripping their paint jobs. I usually end up having to call the police on them at some point, which I...

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Do you give money to 'squeegee kids'? Only if my car needed a squeegeeing in the first place. If they ambush me at the light by the freeway off ramp and give my already clean vehichle a superflous cleaning, then no. (Of course all this is purely hypothetical though, seing as how I don't own a car.)

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What's the technical difference between a fruit and a vegetable? I fruit contains seeds, a vegetable does not. A fruit is the plant's intended means of reproduction, meant to be eaten by animals so that the seeds contained therin can be planted in a location further away from the original plant, the animal's droppings. A vegetable is any another part of the plant (Root, Stem, Flower, etc.) harvested for food.

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Answerbag seems to more tuned to the Americas(no offence). Would it help if there was a European edition,so both sides of the "pond"get equal chances to answer questions and queries No. Diversity of views and perspectives is what this site is all about. People, all over the world, united here for the common cause of answering questions. If you segregated the different nationalities here, we would lose a lot of different perspectives to a lot of different questions. People are people, no matter where they hail from, and we all have our own unique views based apon what...

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When you watch the news, do you really grasp what they are on about, or are you like me and sometimes a little lost? I can usually grasp exactly what they're talking about. I sometimes wish I didn't, because it would be a lot easier to simply ignore the facts behind all the carnage and cruelty in the world, but I can't help but have a painfully clear understanding.

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Are you candid with people, or do you just tell everyone that everything is great and perfect, to be nice? I always try to give an honest interperation of things. I'm not one to hide the facts for the sake of protecting other's feelings, because sparing someone's feelings doesn't solve the problem, it only hides it.

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Why can't we see who rates our Questions and Answers up? Because if we could, it could lead to vendettas and would greatly increase the ammount of ill will and favouritism on the site. Think, if everyone could see who was rating them, some people would eventually begin to judge other users based on whether or not they agreed with them personally. And fair, unbiased information is one of the ideals that makes Answerbag such a great community and...

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If you found out "Trolls" consistently uprate their friends while downrating others for the sake of points. Would you think less of AB? No. I would think less of the trolls. The vast majority of people on Answerbag are fair and relatively unbiased in their ratings. And letting a few bad apples spoil a wonderful community like this one would be letting the trolls win. Now is that what you want?! To let the trolls win?! Trolls are nothing more than half-baked bullies, and as many of you have probably learnt from your...

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How does one contact the AB staff to report something? You can post your more minor complaints (In a civil manner.) on the AB blog. And I believe there is also a feedback link on the bottom of the page if you should need to use it. But keep in mind that you should only directly alert the staff in more serious, reccuring errors. Individual instances of improper conduct by users can be dealt with through moderate flagging.

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Why should creationism be taught in schools? It should not be taught as fact, it should be taught that some religions believe it to be fact, but it should not be taught as fact. Creationism has no scientific evidence backing it up, and is nothing more than a religious belief, and unless I am mistaken, the United States has a seperation of church and state. Schools are supposed to teach the facts as they are generally accepted by...

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Assuming alien life existed, how different could it be from Terran life? In all likelyhood, it would be different almost to the point of being unrecognizable and incomparable to most life forms we know. The conditions on most other planets are very, very different from those on Earth. Different chemicals in the atmosphere, different substances making up the surface, many of which are probably completely foreign to us. So it would make sense that any form of...

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In your opinion what is the best Rolling Stones song? Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown.

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At what time did you set your clocks forward? Disorganised mess that I am, I haven't yet.

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Have you ever tried to laugh or search reasons to laugh to get you out of depression? No, I seek to resolve or forget some of the issues that are making me so depressed. Trying to laugh when you're depressed is like trying to blow out a house fire, not only does it not put it out, it makes it flare up even worse once you stop.

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If you answered completely truthfully to every question you have answered on AB, would you personally offend a lot of people? I do answer every question with the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. I'm sure I offend some people, how many is impossible to tell. But the alternative would be lying, which I absolutely will *Not* do.

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Nevets is going to become the fourth Maestro tomorrow, and then it's going to be a damned long time until the next one; how about a round of applause? Whooo! Congradulations Nevets!!! You certainly deserve the title! <Does celebratory dance and jumps up and down waving pom-poms of unknown origin.>

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If your government asked you to be 1 of 30 astronauts on a one-way settlement voyage to Europa, would you go? No. I have something here on earth to stick around for. And besides, I don't have any of the neccessary training, and knowing me I'd probably push the first big red button I saw and kill us all.

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What is a nostalgic smell to you? The sickly sweet, chemical combination of spray adhesive, accrylic ink, and mineral spirits. The smell that permeated the t-shirt print shop where I spend most of my childhood.

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How many words can you form from using the letters of your first name? My first name, zero. The letters J, O, H, and N aren't good for much besides spelling the name John.

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What are you not? A Liar.

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Do you prefer to read edgar alan poe or shakespeare? In most instances, I prefer Edgar Alan Poe. I've never really been able to get into Shakespear, I appreciate it for the brilliant work that it is, but I've always identified with Poe's works on a much deeper level.

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What year were you born, and how old are you today? 1992.

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What's the most times you've listened to a song in a row? what was the song? I often listen to the song Texarkana, by R.E.M. dozens of times in a row. I think my record for one day is 27.

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What color hair do you have? Is it long, short, straight, curly, thick, thin, still all there? Dark brown. It's thick and curly, and it tends to grow out rather than down. It ends up forming itself into a kind of tangled shrub around my head, making me look like I've been sleeping on the side of a road somewhere.

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What would your Pirate name be? (It's the name of your middle name + your favorite color and your favorite fish) Forest Purple Stergeon. Sounds a bit odd, but I geuss that is fitting.

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Where is the strangest place that you have been naked? Inside of a storm drain. It's a very long story, but to put it simply... One day, I got it into my head that it would be fun to venture into the city storm drain system, so I found a place where it dumped into the bayou and was big enough to walk into, and I went in. After walking for an indeterminate ammount of time, I found a place where it opened up back onto the bayou, but it was...

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What is it about the 'black sheep' in your family that makes them the black sheep? There are two black sheep in my family. Myself, and my rather eccentric Great Aunt Katy. I'm a black sheep because almost my entire extended family are extroverted, overly chipper arts and crafts enthusiasts, who are always flinging themselves into things, while I just sort of sit by and watch. As for my Aunt... She's just a very strange woman. No one is quite sure how...

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How many times a day do you look into the mirror? Twice. Once in the morning to check that all my facial features are in roughly the same place as they were when I went to sleep, and that I haven't become a human Picasso painting overnight. And once in the evening before I go to bed, to confirm that they haven't shifted during the course of the day.

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What is your favourite song by The Clash? London Calling is, of course, the absolute. But Stay Free is a close second.

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Does your answerbag nickname backwards, have a significant meaning? ggalFR. No, it doesn't appear to. Although it does sound remarkably like the sound I make when I'm choking on a piece of broccoli.

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Where did the term atheist come from? I mean "Atheist" is an normal everyday person, just someone who hasn't decided to believe that some weird stories are actually ture. Atheism is not simply a matter of rejecting the teachings of the bible, or of rejecting any religion in particular. Atheism means to reject all religion, and the concept of God entirely. An atheist is nothing more or less than a person, who does not believe in God. That's all it really means.

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If you could, would you? Yes. It's not like I have anything better to do...

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What's your IQ and do you care? Last I checked, 157. But I honestly think those I.Q. tests don't have much bearing on how intelligent someone is, just how good they are at taking I.Q. tests.

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What is your favorite song by Queen? Bohemian Rhapsody. With Don't Stop me Now as a very close second.

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In your opinion, what is the American Dream? Well, according to the great Hunter S. Thompson, it's heart is somewhere in Las Vegas So it must be gluttony, excess in all things, cheap thrills, delusions of being much more prosperous than you really are, and the chance (However remote) that you could make it big. Also all night buffets and bad floor shows featuring Tom Jones, of course.

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If you were able to ask God one thing, and one thing only, and He would grant what you ask, what would it be? If you created man in your own image, then doesn't that make free will virtually meaningless?

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How did you choose your Answerbag name (assuming its not actually your name, that is!)? My current one is a painting I did a while back. I liked it, so I thought I'd scan it, I did a little colour alteration on it to make it more purply, and eventually I decided to use it as my avatar. But I change my avatar quite often, so this answer will probably make next to no sense in a week or so.

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What does your dream home look like? On the road.

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Who wants to change the name of this site to "Answerbucket"? Not me. I like the bag just fine thanks, a bucket would look odd after so long of logging on and seeing a bag. And besides, bags are more fun than buckets.

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What does everybody think of the version of "Walk this way" they have done for Comic Relief? My opinion: Garbage! I love the original and I think its lost the whole meaning of it, the old was like a battle between rock and rap. An utter digrace! But hey, you can't exactly expect anyone to do their best work when they're not getting paid, now can you? But if they were going to make a crappy song, they could have at least gotten up off their lazy arses and written their own crappy song, rather than butchering a good one.

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Do you have more younger friends or older friends? Older, definitely older. I have this odd habit of making friends with elderly people, so I have quite a few friends who are older than me by many decades.

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What is the best thing to consume when you are under the weather? If you're going to eat anything at all, then fresh fruit is a good idea. When you're sick, you want to get a fair ammount of vitamin C into your diet to help strengthen your body's immune system and help you recover faster, and most kinds of fresh fruit will do quite nicely for that.

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Has anyone got a photograph of the area they live in they'd like to share? Here's a shot of a street near my house in Pasadena Texas. Dull and typically suburban...

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What color of shirt do you have the least of? Blue. I own a grand total of one blue shirt, which I hardly ever wear anyway.

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Are you especially good at anything? I've been told that I'm good at photography. Which I don't believe for a second. But I'll let you be the judge...

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Does food taste better when you are hungry? Yes, but only to a certain extent. When I'm just a little hungry, it does tend to taste better. But if I go too long without eating, I completely lose my appetite, and food starts to seem tasteless and unpalletable.

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Is it child abuse if you overfeed your child to the point they are grossly obese? Yes. Many parents seem to think that as they're keeping their child happy, they're doing what's best for them. But what they don't realise, is that up to a certain age, children simply don't know what's good for them. And it's a parent's job to teach them, and help them to not form bad habits such as overeating. I think that overfeeding children...

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What's the difference between an argument and a discussion? An argument is a contest to force your will and opinion apon the other person. Whereas a discussion is simply stating your will and opinion, without trying to make the other person conform to them.

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If you could wish one person dead alive again who would it be and why? My great grandmother on my mum's side. She was a remarkable woman, and one of the only members of my extended family who I actually liked. And I would have loved to have had just a little more time to get to know her before she died.

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You may be addicted to AB if you: "think of questions for answerbag even when you're not on answerbag". Any other signs? -You stop responding to your "Real Life" name, and only answer to your screen name. -When attempting to carry on a conversation in real life, you constantly jab your thumbs up and down to signify your approval/disaproval of what the other person is saying. -You go into a state of hybernation when you log off, only regaining lucidity when you are once again positioned in front of...

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If asked, "What is your greatest flaw?" at a job interview, what would you say? Once I get started on something, I can't quit until I deem it "Finished."

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What is/was the origin of life? Somewhere back there in the endless soup of infinite probability, it happened. Something to consider; The universe, theoretically, has been going on for longer than any of us can even imagine without exploding our puny little human heads. And when something goes on moving for that long, according to the law of avaerages, anything can happen. Including life. "Life" is nothing...

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Do you believe in a God based on Spiritualism (non religious beliefs) or a God based on a particular religion? No. I believe that life, the universe, and everything is nothing more than a random pattern of occurances. Governed by laws of reality and physics which we don't understand, and probably never will. I believe that some things are far beyond the limits of human understanding, but I do not believe that's any evidence of a "Higher Power".

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Do you think your mind has gotten sharper since joining answerbag? Yes. I've never really considered myself "Smart", in anything more than a relative sense. But my time on Abswerbag has boosted my confidence (Not to mention my debating skills.) quite a bit.

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Which answerbagger is like a parent brother/sister aunt/uncle or cousin to you? I consider many people here to be family figures... -Stableboy- Father. -ptrask- Slightly nutty bachelor uncle whom you call uncle, but who you're not even sure is related to you. -Elitheeli- Older cousin. -satine- Sister. -Auntie Em- Aunt(Of course) -Jodie44- Grown up cousin. -Nevets- Other uncle. -Darkling-Second cousin. -boedasmusard-Twin Sister. I've answered a...

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What is the meaning of life? 42.

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How many stories is your house? One.

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What is directly in back of you? I large bookcase full of books, old vynil records, and stereo equipment.

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What is the word you hate the most(when someone says the word it gets you wound up)? "Naive". That's the word that many people use to cut off any form of debate with me, they just call me "Naive", or they point out my age, and then refuse to take anything I have to say seriously. That word makes me absolutely furious.

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Do you think Bush really won the 2000 election? No. If he had won the election, he wouldn't have had to be appointed by the supreme court. He is not the president elect, he was not chosen by the people, he was appointed to the position. If he had won, then they would have been able to count up the votes and say "He got the most.", but apparently, they couldn't do that.

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What year will you be 20? (If you are already 20 just say when you turned 20) 2012. Not too far off, in the grand scheme of things.

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Do you/your parents lock up their alcohol under lock and key or leave it out/easily accesible? It's quite easily accesible. My mum leaves her wine sitting right down in the bottom of the fridge. Not that I'm much of a wine drinker, I'm more of a tequila person.

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Do u like working as a team, or working alone? Alone. I'm a decent worker myself, but dealing with all the people who make up a team, having to talk to them, and tell them what to do, having to work together like that... It's a lot easier for me to just do the work by myself.

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Do you really think that there is a perfect match for everyone? I used to think so, but I dont know anymore.... I believe that there is, but that there are also many factors to consider... For example; There may be someone out there in the world who's perfect for you, but who's living half a world away so you'll never meet them. Or your perfect match may end up being too young or too old for you. Or they may turn out to find someone else before you even find them. I believe that...

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If you were going to propose ... how would you do it? ... where? ... if you are already married ... where did you propose? ... what did you say? ... yours and / or your partners reactions? If I was going to... I'd just do it, out of the blue, with no warning or planning at all. Just wait for a nice peaceful moment, and then pop right out and say "Hey, would you like to get married?" I'm not really one for posh planning and romance. If I were going to, that is. I'm unmarried and fully intend to keep it that way.

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What's the best piece of advice you've ever taken from your parents? The best advice my father has ever given me... "The key in life is proper communication. So much trouble can be avoided if you just know how to get your point across. Wars are started over simple misunderstandings. And to get by well in this life, you have to learn how to work with people." Sage advice, from the unemployed control freak who spends his day watching TV and...

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What do you think what are you not responsible for? I consider myself responsible for anything and everything that I encounter and have the oppurtunity to change. So really, the only things I'm *Not* responsible for, are the things that I couldn't name here because I've never heard of them.

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Do you follow your impulses? For the most part, yes. It's caused me no end of problems and suffering over the years, but I can't help it, it's in my nature.

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Would you want to be a follower or a leader? Neither. I'm a loner.

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If you could have one wish, what would it be? For everyone around me to be happy, content, and not in too much pain. There are other things I'd need to make *Myself* happy, content, and not in too much pain, but I can work those out myself eventually.

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Why are there no purple giraffes orbiting Mars? Because they collided in orbit with the last Mars probe and fell to the planet's surface, where they are now living happily despite the complete lack of food, water, and oxygene.

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Do you feel trapped? Very much so.

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OK!, stand up now, shut your eyes then attempt a trip to the bathroom by feel alone. Report back what happens? It went well enough until I stepped a bit too high on the way out and landed my foot in the toilet.

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How's the public transportation where you live? Not very good. It's uncomfortable, dangerous, often late, and only efficient if you're going more than ten miles because the nearest bus stop is nearly a half hour walk away, but it does work.

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What dog breed is best? I'm not much of a dog person, but I must admit that I'm rather fond of Newfoundlands.

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Do you smoke? No. Never have, and in all likelyhood, never will. I don't want to get into such a costly, unhealthy habit, especially when I'm already sickley and poor.

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How far out from you is your personal comfort zone? (When a stranger stands any closer than this you get uncomfortable.) About 5 feet. Which I know is a little big, but I really don't like to be any closer to people than I have to.

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Dunkin Doughnuts good? I had a few plain cakes from Dunkin Doughnuts this morning. And my vote is a definite No.

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Do you think a good, thoughtful answer has actually helped save a life here in AB? Honestly, I don't think so. I try to help. But usuaully when someone has a problem that serious, the real help comes from someone on here who actually knows what they're doing.

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Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party? Hang on, let me check my wallet to see if I have a card for that... Hmmm... Let's see; National Badger Juggling Association... Discordian Pope... Library card... President of the middle school contortionist club... Expired library card... Nope, I geuss I'm not a card carrying communist.

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Would you rather take pictures or be in pictures? Take them. I utterly despise having my picture taken. But I rather enjoy taking them.

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If you could choose to live your life like your in an action movie, would you live that life, or your current one? Edward Scissorhands.

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How many days out of the week do u go on answerbag.com? Eight.

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What is your least favorite thing about Answerbag? EDIT-The occassional server problems can be rather irritating, and the trolling gets to be a bit of a hassle at times. But those small problems are more than understandable.

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Have you visited AnswerBag's sister site: AnswerBagel.com? It's a lot like this site, but you have to be a baker to register. No. But I might just have to now. By the way, how do you plan on getting answers into a bagel without them getting all burnt and covered in dough?

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Who is the strongest person you know? You. I don't know how you do it. I would have given up a long time ago in your shoes, I geuss you're just stronger than me.

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Who wants to be my designated driver tonight? I'd love to but there are a few problems with that idea. A(I'm probably too far away, and I haven't quite mastered driving cars with my mind over long distances yet. B(Knowing me I'll be drunker than you. C(I don't know how to drive anyway. So I geuss I'll have to take a reign check on that.

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Does life matter anymore? has it ever mattered/ or have you been pretending? Well I hate to think where I'd be without it.

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What was your most memorable family vehicle when you were a kid? An old, worn out black '90 Chevy Trailblazer. That car had been in my family since shortly before I was born in 1992, up until mid 2003, when it finally fell off of it's last legs and had to be sold for scrap.

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Are ab bots invading this site? Yes! Although there's only one, it's just been very busy.

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Do all men like to watch porn? No. Not all men are the same, just as not all people in general are the same. I'm sure many men do. But I myself find it rather dull.

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When was the last time you wrote a love letter? Two days ago.

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Are you losing sleep over AB? No. I'm losing a lot of sleep over someone on AB, but not over the site itself.

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Do I blow you away? Not you personally, but some of your writing is very good. I must say, that's quite a talent you've got there.

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If life is a journey, how's the trip been for you so far? Dull, lonely, mostly on foot, and I forgot to bring a decent coat. But at least I'm finally headed towards something good.

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Where is your hangout? Right here on Answerbag of course! Or if you meant in "Real" life... I hang around a lot in the little back alley behind an old bapstist church near my house. It's quite peaceful back there, not half as grotty and unpleasant as it looks. And on clear nights I can even climb up on top of the crates and lie down to look at the stars. Nice and quiet, a good thinking place.

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Who has the best avatar on AB? While making my little tribute banner yesterday, I had to do a very thourough review of almost every avatar on Anwerbag. And I have to say that satine's is still my favourite, such wonderful simplicity. I'm almost jealous that I didn't think of it first...

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What are some of the most unusual lyrics you have ever heard? Gingrich The Newt, by The Austin Lounge Lizards. "We'd like to set the record straight by singing of the newt For newts are open minded, they are flexible and cute A newt can breath on water and a newt can breath on land, and if you are a different critter newts will understand. Newts are not mean spirited they never are unfair Newts are not underhanded and are not afraid to...

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If there was an anual Answerbag convention in your area for local baggers on any that would travel.. would you go? Of course I'd go! I'm not sure how many Answerbaggers there are in my general area. But there's got to be a few who could make it with a couple days on a greyhound bus.

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If you could meet (in person) any other Answerbagger, who would it be? A few pop immediately to mind... -Boredasmustard. -satine. -Auntie Em. -Nevets. -Firebrand. -Antigone Rising. Of course, they're scattered randomly across the world, so I probably won't ever get to meet them all, but I'd like to, seeing as they're all very nice people.

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How could you make the world a better place? All you can do is your best. I just try to make the world a better place for those around me by being helpful and not making too much trouble for them. There are a lot of different things you could do. You just have to decide who you want to help, what cause you want to fight for, and from there it's just a matter of doing your best.

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What does your desktop look like? Post a picture! This. For some odd reason, I never seem to get tired of looking at it.

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Why do i feel so selfish when i ask my friends for help? I can only really draw from my own personal experience here, but I know the feeling well. Because you know that as your friends, they care about you, and you know that your problems do have some effect on them. And it feels like you're burdening them with things that you could handle on your own if you were only strong enough, it feels like dumping all your problems onto them. ...

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Do you let your kids jump in puddles? Although I don't technically have kids, I do watch my younger sister a lot of the time. And for the most part, yes I do. She rarely wants to jump in puddles, which I geuss is rather odd for a seven year old, but I was the same way at her age. But on the rare occassions that she does want to, I let her.

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Do you think you could have handled watching the towers come down on 9/11? (I am still scarred) I remember the first time I saw that, walking into the YMCA daycare center where my mum was working at the time. When I first saw it, I just sort of stared, not really able to get any coherent thoughts to go through. But later that evening, when I started to really think about it, about how all the people in there. That was just too much to handle. So no. I honestly don't think I...

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What are your feelings on french toast? I don't really have any feelings about it, it's just toast. It's a decent dish, I'm not really much for egg dishes in general, but it's good with jam.

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How much junk food have you eaten today? I had some plain cake donuts for breakfast. And that's about it, I don't have much of an appetitie lately.

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Can you eat a whole pizza? No. I tried once, and discovered that I definitely cannot eat an entire pizza.

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Are you scared of Asians? why/why not? No more than I'm scared of anyone else.

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How many questions have you answered in AB? Counting this one, 3963. Not many, considering how long I've been here.

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Are you proud of your race? I wouldn't say I'm "Proud", I'm not crushingly ashamed, but "Proud" is forever beyond my reach.

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If you could eat one thing right now, what would it be? Nothing. I don't have much of an appetite lately.

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Why do you love Answerbag? For the people. This site is home to some truly epic personalities. Many of whom I consider friends. And the sense of community here is unrivalled. I stay here to help, to share what little wisdom I have, and for the sake of being part of that community.

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What music are you listening to RIGHT NOW? Train In Vain, by The Clash.

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What was the highlight of your day today? Waking up in the morning after a relatively sound, nightmare free night of sleep for the first time in as long as I can remember.

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How do you see yourself 5 years from now? That could one of two ways... The way that woule make me happy- On the road through Europe in a VW camper van with my love, wandering across the continent at random, passing casually through towns and villages, drinking heavily and confusing the populus. The way that would make me miserable- Going to a community college in Beaverton Oregon, working my way up to getting a degree as an...

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What color are your eyes? Hazel. I like them well enough, they work at least. And it's not like I need them to look good, I hardly ever let anyone get close enough to see them, so the colour doesn't really matter too much.

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What national news channel do you find most reliable? least reliable? I generally watch the BBC world news. It's not as reliable as some, but it's the best I can get with only network TV.

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Do we ever really get over the one we loved even if they hurt you incerdibly On some level, no. When you love someone, it never completely fades. Sometimes when they hurt you you'll start to hate them too, but love doesn't fade easily just because of that. And think of this... If you didn't still love the person, it wouldn't hurt so much.

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What non-physical differences have you noticed between males and females? In my own opinion, tacking up differences between men and women, adding them up like rules, is a huge step backwards in gender relations. We're all human. Women may tend to be more commucative and sublte, men may tend to be more boorish and direct. But rules are made to be broken, and what's important is that we're all people, not to be divided into groups. And the quote...

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Are you missing anything at the moment? Many things. -My love, whom I miss constantly. -My Bob Dylan record, which my dad recently snapped over his knee because I wouldn't stop playing it. -My hair, much of which was sheared off a few days ago. -My appetite, I haven't been able to eat a bite for the last few days. -My copy of The Shining, which I lost amongst the piles of junk in my room at some point late last...

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What is the most annoying children's cartoon you can think of? Cailliou. The kid's supposed to be four, and yet he has no hair, and has the apparent social maturity of a toddler. As someone with personal experience dealing with small children, I must say that it bugs the hell out of me.

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How do you like your toast? Whole wheat bread, crisped almost to the point of being burnt, topped with blackberry jam, no butter.

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What's your favorite action sequence in the movies? V's final stand towards the end of V For Vendetta.

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Have you ever been in a fight? Yes, and no. When you really think about it, does *Anyone* win in a fight? You both get hurt and/or embarassed, so I wouldn't consider myself the "Winner" at the end of any fight.

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Are you a trusting person or do you give thought to other people's motives? I'm relatively trusting. When someone is being nice to me, I tend to think "Why are they doing that?", but I can usually let my mind rest with a simple explanation like "Because they want to."

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If you changed you name to someone famous ... who would you choose and why? ... whole name or just part? Cyllian Murphy. I just really like the sound of that name, and he's a decent actor as well.

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What's the worst thing someone has/could have said to "comfort" you during a break up? Has said; "Hey, look on the bright side, she was ugly anyway." Could say; "Well, she didn't really mean *that* much to you, did she?"

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How do you react to what you fear? In my own supremely messed up way, I confront it. When I encounter something that I fear, I start to panick and I throw myself at it, embrace it. I've never had it in me to run away from fear, the most I can do is to lunge at it screaming.

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Are there any Answerbaggers who don't come on as often as they used to, and who you particularly miss seeing around the site? I'd like to make my own list here. -Mr. McLister. -Lady Fuschia. -Antigone Rising. -Drublic. -Kdawwg.(He's mostly back now, but he was gone for quite a while.) -Elitheeli. -Darkling. -Davoomac. -Ptrask. I've seen a few of these people recently, and the only one who I would really consider "Gone" is Mr. Mclister. But I would definitely like to see all of...

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If you could be the best at one thing, what would it be? Making others happy.

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When someone says, "Good Morning", What do you say to them back? "Rougheergruh!!!" Followed by a quick lunge for their jugular. As you can probably tell, I'm not really a morning person.

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How often do you read books? Almost constantly. When I'm not Answerbagging, I have my nose in a book constantly. It's certainly better than my current reality.

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My boyfriend lives in Toronto while I'm in Montreal, and he only comes back 3 days a month. I often think about cheating on him. Is it a sign that our relation should be over? Not necessarily. A thought isn't an action. If you honestly consider acting on the thoughts, then yes, it would definitely be better for both of you to end it now. But consider this; If someone never has bad thoughts, then there's no temptation to resist, if you're truly faithful to someone, then that faith lies in resisting the temptation. Otherwise, you should just talk...

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Is it true that deep down, no matter what race, everybody is a little bit rascist? In a sense, yes. It's human nature, and we can't help but have some bias, simply because there are differences, no matter how you try to avoid it, you can still see those minor differences. And it's human nature to look at things and people differently if they look different. Human nature can be bad sometimes, but it's human nature. The trick is to not let those...

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If you could go on holiday anywhere where would it be? and would it be a nice place to visit but wouldnt want to live there issue? Central Europe.

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What friend in your life sticks closer than any brother or sister or any family member? I wouldn't know, seeing as how I don't have a brother. But I do have a friend who I certainly consider closer than a sibling in any case. Don't get me wrong, I love my sister like... Well, like a sister. But in all honesty, we're not all that "Close". But I definitely would say that this friend of mine is closer than a brother, or just about *any* other...

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Can you walk down your street after 10pm and still feel safe? Yes. I wander through the neighborhood after 10pm almost every night, and I almost always feel safe. It's not that I live in a particularly safe neighborhood, quite the opposite in fact. But I know the streets around my house like the back of my hand, so I'm very comfortable walking down them at any time of night.

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I want you all to tell me how you feel in just 1 word, no more than one word, be honest ! ! Disoriented.

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How do you tell some one you've cheated and want to split up without it killing them? That's tricky one. You're going to have to hurt them to some degree, there's no real way to avoid that. And it's probably going to hurt them just as much no matter how you tell them, but you can soften the blow a little by finding the right time, and by making it very clear when you tell them that the blame is entirely on you, and nothing to do with them. But other...

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Are there certain times of the day when your AB questions are more likely to be answered by more people? The most people seem to come on in the evening, when everyone gets off of work and/or school, comes home and relaxes with a nice long Answerbag session. But considering that all of us here are scattered between many different time zones, "Evening" comes at different times for different people, so there isn't really one particular time when a question is likely to get the...

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About how many hours a week do you use the Internet? Although I've never made a point of adding this up. I'd put in an estimate of something like 40-50 hours weekly.

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He/She cheated on you. Will you cheat on him/her to get your revenge? No. That would just lower me to their level. I would however, leave them and get on with my life without them. And that's all the "Revenge" I need.

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If you could be any celebrity who would it be Christopher Walken. I'm already I'm already strange, eccentric, and slightly creepy, so I may as well make some money off of it.

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Do you think it is tacky for a seafood shop to have a huge sign with the beginning and ending dates of the "Lent" seaon? Yes. You would think that if someone is observing Lent, they would know when it starts and stops. But it does serve as a good way to attract attention to said seafood shop, and start a train of thought in the brains of potential customers, get them thinking "Oh... Right, it's lent, so I geuss I'd better get some fish, now where to get the fish... Hmmm... This place looks...

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Is your room clean? No. My room is utter chaos, and I like it that way. I keep all my stuff organized in the amazing "Humungous Pile of Junk" system, but not to worry, I keep my piles of junk alphabetized.

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It's Friday so make my mind up for me - booze it up on the town, or home with pizza and tv... Booze on the Town. You can't beat booze. The "Town" part I could take or leave, but booze is essential.

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Have you yourself had real trouble with someone on the Net? Not yet. And I try to be as diplomatic as possible here, because I know that everyone on here is a real person, any one of whom could be hiding in the shrubbery with a laptop and a meat cleaver as we speak.

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Why dont many people like talking about their age? Because in this modern society, we are taught that age is something to be ashamed of. Which is a pretty messed up way of thinking, if you ask me. Really, age is a subjective number that really doesn't have much bearing on day-to-day social interaction, and really only encourages bias. But the main reason that people don't like to talk about their age is because they're...

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If I were to play the game Peekaboo, right now with you, what would I see? Would I scare you, or would you scare me? More likely than not, I'd scare you. My face scares a lot of people, even when it's not suddenly unveiled from behind a pair of hands.

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If someone has something in their teeth, do you find it polite or impolite to tell them? How would you go about telling them if you did? Why? I consider it common courtesy to tell them so that they don't make an ass of themselves in front of someone who actually cares about trivial matter of appearance such as what you may or may not have stuck in your teeth. When I see someone with a little dental Hanger-On, I usually just come straight out and tell them, it's certainly more polite than letting them walk around like...

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What kind of cell phone do you have? Do you like it? I don't own one at all, and I'm very happy with it.

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Do you lather, rinse, REPEAT? Yes. I have to to get my hair entirely clean, if I don't I'll run my hand through my hair an hour later and find a large patch of hair that's still full of dirt and oil because no shampoo got to it.

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What is one thing that you would like to do before you pass away? Travel.

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What punctuation do you tend to over use alot? (eg. a ? or a !...) I tend, to overuse, commas, quite a, bit.

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Do you ever use answerbag as evidence for an arguement? No. I keep my life on answerbag and my "Real" life as seperate as possible. If I need to make a point, I usually just come up with my argument myself.

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Do you beleive that Michelle Jackson really did all thoughs things to little kids? Yes. I don't think that he was guilty of everything he was accused of, and I'm sure that some of the allegations againts him were greatly exaggerated. But I believe that yes, at some point, to some degree, he did.

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When and where were you the happiest? Right here in this chair, on December 5th 2006.

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What is your obvious characteristic? At the moment, my hair. Very bushy and large.

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Whats your favorite thing that happened today? Two things. -I finished my masterpiece, which I've been working hard on since late last night. -I finaly got around to articulating something that's been bouncing around in my head for weeks.

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Are your parents "some of the best parents in the world"? Perhaps not some of the best in the world. But they're the best parents I've ever had.

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If someone wanted to photograph you, would they ask you to remove your clothes, or keep them on? Keep them on. I'm a gangly, boney, chicken-like wreck. And anyone who would want to take nude pictures of *Me* has some major issues.

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What was the last song you heard that made you laugh? Frank's Wild Years, by Tom Waits. "Well Frank settled down in the Valley and hung his wild years on a nail that he drove through his wife's forehead he sold used office furniture out there on San Fernando Road and assumed a $30,000 loan at 15 1/4 % and put down payment on a little two bedroom place his wife was a spent piece of used jet trash made good bloody marys ...

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Do you see yourself as a unique and special individual...? Yes. But I also see everyone else as a unique and special individual. Which kind of defeats the purpose.

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If you could meet any celebrity, who would it be and Why? Tom Waits. Not only am I huge fan of his music, but he seems the type of person I'd get along with very well.

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What's your favorite scary movie? Dracula. The version starring Christopher Lee. Scares me witless, but I simply love it.

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Do false eyelashes make a woman gorgeous or garish? In my personal opinion, garish. I don't much like makeup and cosmetics in general, and the idea of a woman with little pieces of plastic stuck above her eyes is just about the *Least* "Gorgeous" thing I can imagine.

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Which weather do you like the most? Windy and cold. There's nothing quite like a long walk through the wind, wrapped up in a big coat, watching the gusts sweep through the trees and buildings. And just standing there, stock still while everything around me is being blown around choatically. It gives me a very peaceful, quiet feeling.

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Do you know more about American History or your Family's History? My family history. Which is rather disturbing, full of bizzare health conditions, and features a long history of alchoholism and mental illness. But it's certainly more interesting to study that American history.

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I have this question for you... Why? And I have this answer for you... Why not?

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What do you constantly think about? My love. No matter how dettached I get, no matter what I'm doing, na matter what the rest of my mind is preoccupied with, thoughts of her are always firmly lodged in the center of my mind.

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Has everyone (family and friends) ever forgotten one of your birthdays at the same time? Yes. That happened just last year, in fact. And it looks as though it's going to happen again this year.

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Are you afraid to be the leader? No. I'm just not interested in it.

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Do you like other peoples children? For the most part, yes. My mum is a child development proffessional, which is basically a fancy way of saying "I went through 3 years of college to get a degree in looking after other people's kids." So I learned at a very young age how to put up with other people's kids. I wouldn't say that it's really a matter of "Liking" them, because in all...

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What advice would your older self give you today? "A tin-foil boat will *Not* work, so don't even try it."

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How many times do I have to tell you? Until I understand. So... 42 more ought to do it...

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Do you follow your horoscope? No. I sometimes read it at the end of the day, just so I can see how badly I supposedly skrewed up, but I don't follow them, that would take all the fun and randomness out of the day.

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In all honesty, How many of you have MORE than one Avatar/account/profile on answerbag? No. One account at a time is all I can manage. And I've had this one since August 8th 2006, and I'm probably going to stick with this one and this one alone for as long as I'm active on the site.

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I've just finished a very large project dedicated to all you Answerbaggers, would anyone like to see my masterpiece? Yesterday, I answered a question about a custom avatar dedicated to the entire Answerbag users and staff, and it got me thinking. ("Run for your lives! RFlagg's been thinking again!!!") About how much Answerbag has been growing, how many new faces and names have been around here. And how, with all that, it's so easy to just get lost in the crowd, to become an anonymous...

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Is AB growing by leaps and bounds, (so many NEW names), or are a lot of our older ABers just changing their names? I really like some of the new opinions coming in, but it seems like a lot of people are leaving, too. I have a brand new appreciation for how much Answerbag is growing, so I know how confusing all the names can be. Not many of the old users are changing their names, some are leaving and going "Anonymous", some are altering their names by a few characters or making capitalisation changes for the sake of variety. But, believe it or not, most of those new names are actually new...

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What are you most neurotic about? I tend to be extremely neurotic. I have a good sense of visual balance, so when I see something that's crooked, I have to straighten it or it bugs me for hours. When I see something and I don't know quite what it is, I have to go back and make sure or it torments me for hours. I have to count every group of things that I see throughout the day, or at least make a rough...

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Would you take truth serum ,then go out with your friends? Sure. I don't have anything important to hide from my friends, that's part of why they're my friends. And even if I did, I'd quickly be too drunk to say anything anyway.

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Explain why some people don't get along with you? They don't understand me, and I don't understand them. And for the most part, neither of us want to.

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What's your preffered brand of deodorant? I don't really have a preference. But I usually end up using Old Spice.

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People are talking about you after your funeral. What is the very best thing a person could say about you and the way you lived your life? "He cared. And he did the best he could with what he had..." And that's all I would expect them to say, because that's the most I can do.

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Were you the bully or the bullied growing up? Neither. Growing up, most of the other kids simply ignored me. The bullies left me alone because no one noticed me, and I've never really had it in me to be a bully. So was entirely out of the game either way.

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What was the most recent thing you have done which meant you were breaking the law? I stayed out wandering well past the locally imposed 10:00 PM curfew last night. As I do every night.

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Do you like seagulls? I am semi-afraid of the very large ones- the ones that ALWAYS seem to follow me of course! I rather like them. They can be a little creepy and ominous, I actually rather like creepy and ominous, and they're nice enough to people who feed them. When I go to the beach, I like to take a few loaves worth of bread crumbs, and use them to surround myself in a creepy cloud of seagulls. Yet another way that I'm insufferably weird.

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All of these blancs are making me ________________ ! ! Thirsty!

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Who on AB do you think you could date? Well, I'm already "Dating" boredasmustard, so... Her.

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What is your alltime favorite movie and song? My favourites in any category fluctuate so much that I can't really name an "Alltime Favourite" song or movie, but I'll give my current top five of each if you like... Movies- 1-V For Vendetta. 2-Ghost World. 3-Slacker. 4-Edward Scissorhands. 5-A Fish Called Wanda. Songs- 1-Visions Of Johanna, by Bob Dylan. 2-Texarkana, by R.E.M. 3-Nightswimming, by R.E.M. ...

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If traveling "the highway to hell" what items would you pack for your road trip? A VW camper van. Fully stocked with more than enough tequila for the whole trip, a decent stereo, and my entire record collection.

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As people are posting personals on Answerbag, and in the interest of keeping things in order, would you like to write a little bit about yourself? Sure, why not. Although I'm sure a great deal of you know some of this stuff already, I'll go ahead and post it anyway... I live in Pasadena Texas, and hate every second of it. The name I go by in the "Real World" is Forest. I am 14 going on 15.(Briefly fights urge to spring into a dramatic musical number.) I'm homeschooled, and therefor rather...

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Have you ever had a hairdresser totally ruin your hair? Yes. Although my mum technically isn't a "Haridresser". She succeeded in partially ruining my hair just last week. With her idea of "Just a little trimm." she took it from the glorious mass of curls that it was, to a pathetic little bush atop my head.

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What are you excessive about in your life? Answerbag.

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Is it not blatantly obvious that some of these questions aren't really questions at all, just the asker trying to tell us something about themselves? Quite right. But at the same time, they allow us the oppurtunity to tell a little about ourselves. It's rather like I form of the barter system, when you really think of it.

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Would you make an avatar dedicated to the answerbag society, staff and all the contributers? Well, now I shall have to! I'll be back in a while with my Beardy Tribute Avatar of Amazingness! It probably won't be done for a long while, but when it is, I shall post it here!

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I want to be a __________? Good person.

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Have you asked more questions or given more answers? Answers. My grand total of questions (So far) is 697 (Zoinks!) and my answer total is 3871 not counting this one. (Double zoinks!) I geuss I really am a hopeless addict, now aren't I?

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I want to go to _______. Portsmouth UK. If anyone happens to be going there, I'm not too proud to ride in a suitcase if I have to.

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WYR: Would you rather have a continuous orgasm every 30 seconds for the rest of your life? or Would you rather have ONE orgasm every 3 years? I'll take the one every three years. One every 30 seconds would get to be quite the hassle, not to mention the fact that they would get exausting and unpleasant *Very* quickly. And then there's the constant cleaning, which I don't even want to think about.

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Are you hot blooded? Not usually. Under most circumstances, I'm quite calm and sedate. But once I get started on something that I'm particularly passionate about, something I love very much and believe in very strongly, I can be quite empassioned and hot blooded. What can I say? I'm an idealist at heart...

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How will you celebrate St. Patty's day? I won't be doing anything at all for St. Patty's day. I learned a while back the meaning of the metaphore "Driving the Snakes out of Ireland". And I don't like to make a habit of celebrating the masacre of indidgenous peoples and religions by genocidal "Saints". I will however, be getting drunk and trying to spend the day with friends the day *Before*...

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Do you ever take stuff home with you from a hotel room? Everything I can lay my hands on. Or at the very least I take the towels out of the bathroom. Because, as anyone who's ever read The Guide will know, there is no object in the known universe more useful than a towel.

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What was your initial impression when you first learnt of the concept of "God"? Honeslty, it scared the living Sh*t out of me. I mean, an all powerful father figure sitting up in the sky somewhere watching and judging our every move? That seems like a concept that would terrify most 4 year olds. But I slowly came to realise that I had nothing to be afraid of, because it was all a load of bollocks.

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God: if you can hear me theres something I would like to know...what is it that you would like to know.....? Why do so many people believe in me when I abandon them and give them absolutely no proof? Edit-Ah... See I though you meant more along the lines of "If you were god, what would you want to know about us humans?" I geuss I misinterpereted it slightly. To answer the question that you actually were trying to ask, I wouldn't want to know anything from God, I'll figure...

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How many Answerbaggers's real names do you know? Three. Which and whose I am not telling though. As that is their business.

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Should the draft be brought back or not? Where do you stand on that point? I'm curious. Absolutely not. If the general poplus doesn't support a war enough to fight in it voluntarily, then it's not a cause the country should be fighting for in the first place. I think that embracing that kind of policy on war would greatly reduce the ammount of bloodsehd and conflict in the world today. Because really, how many modern wars have been faught in self-defense againts a...

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If you had to choose one abilty to lose which would it be, deaf or blind. Why? Deaf. Because with a long distance relationship like the one I'm currently in, sight is pretty much the only sense you can use to communicate. And plus, I'm minorly hearing impared already anyway from all the dangerously loud music I listen to.

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WYR: Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life? Or Would u rather be locked in a room with Micheal Jackson & Ronald McDonald for 7 days? Hit every red light for the rest of my life. I don't mind waiting so long as it's not an emergency, and I'm not above running a red light when I'm not actually endangering anyone by doing it.

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What does your dream home look like? It wouldn't be a house at all. It would be a VW minibus with psychadelic murals painted on the sides, and a ratty old couch strapped to the top. Ah... My dream home on the road.

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WYR: Would you rather walk in on your parents making love? Or Would you rather have your parents walk in on you making love? I know it might be washed up, but its a toughy. I'd much rather walk in on them. It's happened before, and I got over it then. But I'm not sure if they'd ever be able to get over the psychological scars from walking in on me.

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Have you ever felt like everything that has happened to you is all a nightmare that you can't waske up from? Yes, I feel like that quite a lot of the time. Things just seem so grim, almost surreal, it actually does feel like a nightmare most of the time. But I very much doubt that it is, for one thing, you generally can't feel pain in dreams, and for another, I haven't been impaled yet, which would mean that if it is a nightmare, it's nothing like my typical sort nightmares. ...

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Is it just me, or does anyone else think that a lot of the new members these days are tooo sensitive and have no sense of humour? You can't joke with them, they just hit that down rate button with a vengeance!! Yes, I have noticed that. But keep in mind, a lot of the jokes that we regulars find funny are inside jokes. Things that make no sense, and might even be interpereted as a littel rude to someone who doesn't know us well yet. Just give them a little time and they should eventually get them. And hopefully make some inside jokes of their own as well.

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I cry in my sleep alot. What are your strange sleep habits? A lot of nights, I wake up with deep scratchs and gouges up and down my arms. So apparently I scratch myself in my sleep.

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Do you ever give points to people who just come right out and ask for them? I tend to blanche at this and will not just throw points at people just because they whine or beg... what is your solution? Absolutely not! I'm definitely not going to give any points to someone who's actually asking me to. If they want points so badly, then they can earn them by going out and giving some decent answers and/or questions.

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WYR: Would you rather have your last words be "Oooh its only a rash" or "ooh wonder what this button does!"? "Oooh, wonder what this button does!" Unless of course it's a button that gives anyone who touches it a lethal rash. Because at least then I'm bringing it on myself and ending it quickly, rather than having to spend weeks in a hospital ward beforehand with a bunch of docters staring at my rash. Which, with my luck, would be in the worst place imaginable.

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What is the weirdest thing you have seen characters in a theme park do? (Like Mickey Mouse etc) The last time I went to Six Flags (Before it closed down for good.) I saw Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, apparently making out in the alley behind the restrooms. I just said "Er... Okay." and moved quietly along.

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What is your favorite kind of humor? Dry, witty, sarcastic, facetious, with just a touch of Monty Python-esqu absurdity.

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If a guy called u fat what would u do to him? Stare at him perplexedly for a few seconds, then turn and quietly walk away.

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What is the color of your room? It's a rather grungy shade of white. And my favourite thing in it is my pet gnome Boris.

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Do any of your friends or family members have an Answerbag account? If so what are their usernames? I met most of my friends here in the first place. So of course they do. As for my family, not that I know of.

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Would you call yourself a nice person.Why? No. I'm many things, but "Nice" is not usually one of them.

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If you were stranded on a desert island with only one other person - for the sake of your survival - would you prefer that person to be "Book Smart" or to have 'Common Sense'? Why? The Blender. But I would want it to be my blender from home. Because I happen to own one of the most powerful models of blender ever made. That thing can crush a brick into a fine powder in less than 5 seconds. Of course, I wouldn't have anywhere to plug it in, but I could still break the blades off and get some use out of them.

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Please Finish:I love my garden even though..... It's mostly dirt.

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How do you like your coffee in the morning? First off, I poor it out the window and make myself some tea instead. Then I reach into the fridge and grab whatever happens to be within easiest reach, and poor liberal ammounts of that into my tea. For the sake of variety...

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Should kids be treated as sweet innocent things to be protected from all evil? "Evil" is a highly subjective term. Children should be protected from harm, but you have to let them make mistakes or they'll stay just that innocent and naive for too long, and that's definitely not good. You need to protect children from things that would hurt them, but "Evil" is something that we all have to be exposed to at some point or another. And...

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Please Finish:I love my birthdays because... They only last one day. I despise my birthdays...

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What's your favourite Violent Femmes song? Kiss Off.

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I think that _________________. I think too much.

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Please Finish:I love my house even though.... It's slowly falling apart and returning to the inhospitable swampland apon which it was built.

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What would be the first thing an alien would say when he landed on earth? "Zaek kinf bum!" <Translation> "Is it just me, or does this place smell funny?"

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What is your favourite and least favourite household chore? Dusting. It just seems pointless and trivial to me, and more than a bit boring as well.

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Are you afraid of heights? If so, do you have any idea why? I'm not afraid of heights in the slightest. I'm actually quite comfortable with heights. I used to be mildy afraid of heights when I was very young, mostly because my mum was terrified of them, and I must have picked up on her influence. But I've definitely grown out of that particular phobia, because heights just don't bother me at all anymore.

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What do ya'll think about Myspace? and what is your age? weird i know, but if you are older then your opinion might be different than a younger persons and i want to compare them. I hate it with a passion. And I'm 14.

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Do you owe anybody anything? (not including financial obligations) Well, I owe my parents for a decent upbringing, without which I wouldn't be half the man I am today. Other than them. There is one person who I feel I owe everything to. Simply because I'm quite sure that I wouldn't be here today it weren't for her. Nothing in particular that she did, but if it weren't for her, my life would have passed into the realm of not being...

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Does anyone know of any other websites that are equally as interesting and as fun as AnswerBag? No. As far as I know, there aren't any sites out there that even come *Close* to equalling the beardiness of the bag.

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What is the food that you crave most often? If this counts, I have a serious craving for some tea right now. Unfortunately, I'm all out, and I don't have the money to buy more.

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What would you change about your partner if you could (yes, I know their perfect in your eyes) But really, if you could, what would you change? To be perfectly honest, no. I mean, she's not perfect by any means. But I love her for the person she is, and no person would be the same without all their traits and habits together as a whole. If I tried to change her, she just wouldn't be her anymore.

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When you know you did somebody wrong, how long do you hold it against yourself? Until I can do something to repair the damage. And if I can't, then it eats at me for, well... Forever. Or at least until I do something worse.

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In what ways are you childish? I tend to be rather facetious and sarcastic at times.

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Can I live in your shed? I'd love to let you live in my shed, but unfortunately I don't have one. I have a large metal frame in my back yard that you could hang tarps off of and use as an oversized tent, though. And you're more than welcome to use that if you're ever unfortunate enough to have to.

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Whats a good alternative to your girlfriend? Not in a sexual way, but say when you miss her? For me... Alchohol, long aimless wanderings through the night, and dangerously loud music. Although nothing can really take the place of her, it does help me kill my thoughts for a while so I don't have to miss her so much.

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What's your favorite line from South Park? "So.... Jesus was made of crackers?"

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"The blind may see, but stay behind relieved of all liability and greed. And there's nothing more you need." Does anybody else ever feel this way? Most of the time. I see all the things that I could have, all the directions I could steer my life in, things that most people would be perfectly happy with. But when I look at my options, none of them appeal in the slightest. And the one thing that I do want, I can't have. Such cruel irony...

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Do you watch "To Catch A Predator"? Does it make you wonder how many are in your area? No I do not, and no it does not.

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If you could have named yourself, what name would you pick? If I could pick both first and last... Boris Ajtuttle. Quite possibly the oddest name in existance. And I think it fits me well.

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After your death, an author will write your biography. What will the title be? "Too Much Nothing."

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What are some things you consider unlucky? for me, its $50 bills Going an entire day without talking to my signifigant other. Although it's less a matter of "Bad Luck" than it is that I'm distant and miserable without her, and things never go right for me when I feel like that.

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Are you married? Happily, or not? I'm happily unmarried. And I fully intend to keep it that way.

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What piece are you when you play Monopoly? The Top Hat. Always, always the top hat. Mostly because I like to entertain myself by picking it up off the board and balancing it jauntily atop my head.

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How do you get off a non-stop flight? You stand up in the aisle and politely ask the other passengers for the following items. -All of their shirts. -Any dental floss that they may happen to have with them. -And, if there are any diabetics on board, the hypodermic needles out of their emergency insulin kits. You then tie the end of the dental floss firmly to one end of the hypodermic needle, and use it as thread to sew the...

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If you could only choose one, would you rather have your personal life together or your professional life all together? Personal. I don't really have (or for that matter want) a "Proffessional Life".

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I strongly believe now there is no guy out there for me. being so caring & loving doesn't pay off. my fiance came close to being the one i always wanted but showed his true self. will i ever find the one coz i have lost hope in this area? I definitely won't if you keep up that kind of attitude. You might, or you might not. It's mostly a matter of waiting and not giving up. There's someone for everyone, and whether you find them or not mostly comes down to blind fate. But you can't win it if you're not in it.

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What is the second largest desert? (hint: Sahara is No.1) I'm going take a wile geuss and say the Gobi desert.

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Should you downrate an answer because you disagree, or only if its a bad answer, as in inaccurate, unhelpful, or offtopic? I only downrate an answer if it's blatantly incorrect or off topic. I'd have to be pretty self-centered to downrate an answer just because I disagreed with it. My opinion is just that, one person's opinion.

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After doing a good deed, do you feel the need to let people know? No. All that matters to me is that *I* know.

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Has any one else been out on 1 date with some one and just known straight away that there the one? Not exactly... I knew she was the one before even going on a date with her at all.

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What does your library tell people about you? That I'm mildly disturbed and possibly dangerous.

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Who has the most distinctive voice in music today? Tom Waits. He has probably one of the most distinctive voices in music from *Any* day. (And yes, he is still around and making music.)

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Should people answer questions on ab from their own knowledge or should they try to look clever and google them? Well, that depends on what kind of question it is. On questions that are mainly matters of opinion, you should try to use only your own views and experiences. But if it's someone who just needs help with something factual, then I don't see any problem with doing a little research for them.

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What rating are you? and i dont mean answerbag rating! You rate from 1-10 your appearence, intelligence and personality add them up and divide them by 3 to give your total rating - so what is your rating? Well, I'm hardly the best judge of my own worth, but I'd say... Appearance-3 Intelligence-6 Personality-5 -------------- So that comes to 4.6 Sounds about right to me...

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Does it rain cats or dogs? No. Not where I am, anyway. It's blindingly bright and clear out, in fact.

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Dali or Warhol? Warhol. His art just speaks to me more. I like Dali's work well enough, but I just can't feel it to the same degree as Warhol's.

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How is your liver doing? Very well, considering how badly battered and abused it is.

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Please finish this : I love my partner even though they... Happen to live on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean.

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Judging by my user name, what do you think my first name is? Ned. That's the name that I think of every time I hear the word "Reality".

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Do you like being single? Being alone just seems to come naturally to me, I couldn't honestly say that I like it, but it seems to be the state that I settle into most comfortably.

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What lyrics from what song describe you best? Time, by Tom Waits. "Well, the smart money's on Harlow And the moon is in the street The shadow boys are breaking all the laws And you're east of East St. Louis And the wind is making speeches And the rain sounds like a round of applause Napoleon is weeping in the Carnival saloon His invisible fiance is in the mirror The band is going home It's raining...

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What songs would you consider to be orgasmic? Although I'm probably thinking of the term a little more metaphorically and a little less in the literal sense, these songs definitely fit the word, for me anyway... -Marmalade, by Geraldine Fibbers. -I'm Free, by The Who. -Texarkana, by R.E.M. -Visions of Johanna, by Bob Dylan. -Drawn In The Dark, by X. -November, by Tom Waits.

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Why do people feel the need to swear and curse cannot people express themselves without expletives? Well, there are different degrees of profanity. There's blatant overuse, using one or two every sentence as a substitute for properly articulating yourself. And there's the more tasteful practice of using simply sprinkling them in for emphasis when you need it. Swear words do have a place in the English language, the trick is figuring out how to use them correctly.

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I just saw a news story concerning the American political initiatives to encourage 'purity' in young girls before marriage, in the form of 'purity balls'. 17 year-old girls take their FATHERS as their date. What are your thoughts on this? It seems to me as though these "Purity Balls" are nothing but a good way for controlling fathers to keep srict tabs on their girls well past the point when they should be doing at least some things on their own. And the whole idea, to me, just seems rather socially unhealthy. And like quite the overextension of paternal influence.

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What would the child you once were think of the adult you have become? Although I haven't quite become the adult I will become yet... I have a distinct feeling that the younger me would be mildly shocked at and at least a little scared of the person I am today.

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What sauce do you have with chips/french fries. 1.Tomatoe Ketchup. 2.HP Sauce 3.Salad Cream 4.Other (please specify) I like mine with a nice big sprinkle of black pepper. I've never really liked ketchup or mayonaise very much.

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If you found someone's diary, would you be tempted to read it? Well of course I'd be tempted, it's human nature to be curious. But I wouldn't, mostly because it would be rather amoral, and living with something like that on my consiounce would rip me apart.

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What is your height? Just barely 6'1".

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If you had to describe yourself as a colour, which would you choose? Burgundy. I'm very dark and grim at first glance, but once you get a little closer, there's at least a slight sheen of a brighter hue.

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PS WAREMTAE was not my only good guy character. I have been here everyday. There is a level 40+ among you. And you all like him/her very much!!! hahahahaha You know what I think? I think you're bluffing.

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Would you rather be known as a person to the world, or the world to a person? The world to one person. I don't think very highly of the world as a whole, and I care even less what the world as a whole thinks of me. But to be loved on an individual basis, that I certainly *Do* care about.

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Whats the last thing you did with your family? I went to the park with my sister and dad just earlier today. My mum was at work though, so I geuss it wasn't technically the whole family, but it's about as close as we ever get to it.

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What's the last thing you did outside? I just got back from my bi-daily trip to the public park with my little sister.

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What would you do or think if you got remarried then found out your new spouse hates or despises your "very-very hard to love" child? Well, first off I'd wonder where I got a child of any sort. And secondly, I'd tell my new spouse in no uncertain terms "Listen, my child means everything to me, and I'd do anything to protect them and keep them safe, so if you hate the kid so much, then just leave, because the two of us come as a set. And if you want to be with me, you'll have to learn to love my...

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If you could push a button and instantly make everyone in the world feel the way you do about your religion (if any), would you push it? No. I'm an atheist, I think a lot of religious people would have nervous breakdowns and/or simply not be able to enjoy life without their religion to lean on.

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What was the last movie you watched? Slacker. I never seem to get tired of that movie.

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Where does here become there? When you leave here and go there. A very confusing concept, but it does make an odd sort of sense.

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If you had to order fast food, what would you get and from where? A 7-Layer Burrito from Taco Bell. My dad and I used to go to Taco Bell a lot when I was little because we were in a hurry, (And because he didn't want to cook anything.) and what was what I got almost every time we went.

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Are you held to higher standards than your parents were? Depends on which parent you compare me to. My mum came from a broken home, and spent her childhood traveling with her single mum and senile grandma, both of whom were too busy to hold her to very high standards. So she got to do pretty much whatever she wanted to when she was young. Whereas my dad was held to very high standards as a child, he came from a family of four sisters, as the...

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What is the last song you listened to? Eyeball Kid, by Tom Waits. I'm listening to it right now, as a matter of fact.

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How many children would you like to have? If you had a choice than in which order? If you would not like any, than why not? None that I know of. And I'm pretty sure that one child is the most I could handle raising.

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What runs in your family? From my dad's side; Marfans, Low Blood Pressure, and Metabolic Disorders. From my mum's side, Mental and emotional instability, joint problems, and alchoholism.

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Is it wrong to tell a mother her premature baby would probably fit in a briefcase? Only if you do it out of context. If you're trying to explain to her how big it would be, then it's semi-acceptable. But it's probably not a good topic for casual dinner conversation. Although it might be a little more tactful not to use analogies like that, as it does kind of bring up the intensly unpleasant vision of stuffing a premature infant into a briefcase. So...

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Would you rather own a Rolex or a Breitling? A Breitling. Simply because the Rolex name is way too hyped, and I don't want to be one of those conformists who makes a point of wearing a Rolex for the brand name.

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Is it just me or is it really slow on here tonight? It seems like a relatively slow day from where I'm sitting. Perhaps some people are having an exiting day here on the bag, but mine's been rather boring so far.

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What was the last DVD you purchased? Slacker: The Two-Disk Collectors Eddition. I'm enjoying it while I can, because I'm probably going to have to pawn it before too long.

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What Stylish scripts do you use? None. I let my words speak for themselves.

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What is the one movie/tv show that you are embarrassed to say you love? Northern Exposure. Oh the shame...

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What was the last CD you purchased? Lost Somewhere Between The Earth And My Home, by Geraldine Fibbers. I ordered it for the princley sum of $2.50 a few weeks ago, and it got here in the mail last Thursday.

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Have you ever been drunk while under age? Yes. Quite a few times. I'm a bit drunk (And a lot more than a bit under age.) right now, in fact.

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Do you have a favorite pair of jeans? (You know the ones that make your butt look good, or are more comfy than PJs) What kind are they? How long have you had them? I had a pair of buttonfly jeans a few years ago that fit me perfectly. Most jeans are either much too big at the waist for me and constantly fall down on me, or too wide and short in the legs, and leave me ankle hanging out in the wind. But these jeans, by some miracle, fit my bizarre proportions perfectly. But alas, it could not last. They were worn out when I got them, and it took me...

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What's your marital status? Un-married.

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I love me some underoos... who's with me? Sorry, but I'm not a big fan of underwear in general. I've never really seen the point of having cartoon characters printed on something that will probably be covered by clothing for the great majority of the time. But hey, to each their own.

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Do you at times have a hard time expressing yourself? No. I just have a lot of trouble doing it in a way that won't get me commited.

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What is better - eternal bliss or a simple bread? Being able to feel bliss and contentment because of simple things like bread.

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How do you know? I don't. That's why I'm trying to find out.

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Are you a cat lady? Well, I've got the "Cat" part down, but I am not, as far as I know, a "Lady". So I geuss I'm more of a "Crazy Old Cat Man".

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What's the hardest thing for you to do? Sit by and do nothing when I see someone who needs help. I've never been able to just leave people alone when they're in pain or trouble, even when I know I probably can't do anything to help, I can't help but try.

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What's your problem? Where do I start?

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It is the first time i ever got 100+ points in a day. Should i celebrate or is that pathetic? Celebrate if you want to. I've never really been very exited by points, I for one prefer a day when I get a lot of comments. But to each his own. And I'll celebrate with you if you like. <Gets out Festive Top Hat and noisemakers.>

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Do you think a being high ranked on AB, or your profile would do any good on a resume? No. Unless you're going out for some non-existant job like "Philosipher". It shows that you're a good thinker, and form your own thoughts and opinions about things. But a good thinker isn't a good employee. A good employee is someone who will follow orders, stay on the same monotonous task for hours on end without complaining, and can go long periods without...

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Are you happy with your current government? (This is a question to all nations) No. It's hard for any reasonable person to like the U.S. government in this day and age. It's capitalism in the truest sense of the word. The country is living on credit, allowing it's internal affairs to go to the birds, fighting a foolish war over oil rather than trying to becoem independant of it, living on credit, and allowing the interests of capitalism to rise above...

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Im 16 and ive never had a boyfriend before. ive had a lot of guy friends but never a relationship. im quite quiet and im not one of the prettiest girls in the school. is this the reason? am i a freak? No, you're not a freak. I've known plenty of people who didn't get into a relationship until that age, and older, for that matter. Kids these days are entering that arena way too early. And I consider a mark of social maturity to enter a relationship only when you're ready and have found a good person, rather than at the age that everyone says you're "Supposed...

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Should the government allow prayer in school? Yes. The government has no place telling people what they can and cannot do in the privacy of their own minds. Although they should not in any way mandate it or set aside time blatantly for it, students shouldn't be punished or persecuted for praying at school. It needs to be kept seperate from the institution and cirriculum itself, and religion has no business being taught in school,...

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What holiday could you easily do without? Thanksgiving. The one day a year when I have to see all my semi-psychotic, passive aggresive conservative christian relatives. And sit there watching <Shudder> Football, while they try to convince me to eat the carcass of large bird. I don't know about anyone else, but for me, that's about as close to hell on earth as you can get without charring your clothes.

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What makes you smile the biggest smile you can smile? The only time that I smile as big as I can is when I'm extremely sad and trying to hide it. When I'm really happy, I just sort of grin an understated little grin.

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Is payback a b*tch? Yes, as Docter Cox so eloquently proves, payback can be a bit of a b*tch.

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What started the salem witch trials?(not a school question Insecurity and fear about moving to a new and foreign place. The settlers from Europe came here, and they found strange native people, strange native religions, and conditions that they were simply not familiar with in the slightest. They cam across foreign maldies that they couldn't cure, foreign customs that they didn't understand, and all manner of bad conditions that they,...

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How do you post a pic/vid in your answer? There is a pair of small buttons below the text box, one saying "Add an image" and the other saying "Add a video". To add a picture, you just click on the relevant button, hit browse, find the image file from your computer that you want, and hit "Upload" And to add a video, you simply click on the button and a field opens up, where you transcribe the embed...

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Why are teenage boys facinated with the idea of dressing gangster when their not? Because they're presented with figures such as "50 Cent" and "Snoop Dawg", who are presented as having everything for very little reason other than that they are "Gangsta", and have some imaginary conceptual thing known as "Mad Skillz". It gives them the idea that having the latest cell phone, a big car with spinning rims and a giant bass...

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Is your love tainted? Not that I know of. The relationship itself is relatively pure and healthy, there are a few things about the people in it that could easily qualify as "Tainted". But the love itself is aside from most of those issues, and relatively pure in it's own slightly off-kilter way.

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Have you ever done the "bloody mary" thing in the mirror? What happened? Yes. Absolutely nothing. Well, I did suddenly become very sick to my stomach, but that was because of something completely unrelated.

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Would it make any difference if I left Answerbag today and never returned? Yes, it certainly would! Every member makes a difference, and if you leave now, you'll never know what kind of difference you could make. Why look at me, I came here only 6 short months ago, and I'm already a well established member! Just hang in there, give the best answers you can, and try to make some friends if at all possible.

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What are some of the things your tired of? Chiefly, the Atlantic Ocean.

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What are some colors men should not wear? In my own opinion, blue. Denim I can stand, but other than that, I can't respect a man who would willingly wear a primary blue outfit.

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What are some misconception womem have about men and men have about women? I think the biggest misconception of both genders is that the opposite sex is somehow drastically different and alien in their thoughts and feelings. Really, if you get past all the assumptions and awkwardness, are women and men really that different? We all want basically the same things, we all feel basically the same emotions, and getting along with the opposite sex is a lot easier if...

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If you live in the US, would you rather not? Yes I do, and I would definitely rather be living in any number of other countries. Englad, Canada, France, Germany, Holland, pretty much just any civilized nation but this one.

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Do girls just wanna have fun? That would depend on the girl. All girls are different, and I'm sure some girls, Miss Lauper included, *do* just want to have fun. But some others would also like some meaning with their fun, and some don't like the idea of fun at all, and still others are entirely indifferent to the idea of fun. Everyone's different...

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Why would anybody pierce naval/tounge/eyebrow etc.? I probably wouldn't want to get any piercings unless I was very, very drunk. But considering how much I'm drunk, there's no garuntees. But I can almost entirely assure you that I would never get my nipples pierced, no matter how drunk I was.

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If you got pregnant (guys, just play along) before you were ready, what would you do? Get an abortion. I'm in no way fit to be a parent, the child would be better off never born than they would being raised by me.

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Does the thought of being a vampire appeal to or disgust you? I find it rather intriguing. I already sit around with the curtains drawn all day, and wander through the neighborhood alone all night. And I must admit I am rather fond of the taste of blood. So I geuss making it official wouldn't really be too big of a change. But it would limit my traveling potential a lot, so I'll have to take a reign check for now.

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What books, if any, are you currently reading? Songs of The Doomed, by Hunter S. Thompson. Spoiled: Why our food is making us sick and what we can do about it., by Nichols Fox. IT, by Stephen King.

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What size is your bed? Twin. Although it's actually more of a futon than it is a bed... I don't really need anything bigger than a twin, it's not exactly like I'm gonna be bringing anyone home at the end of the night.

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Are you personally doing anything to help the environment? Nothing big. I recycle, and I make a point of cleaning up every piece of litter that I see when I'm out walking. I must make for a weird sight, a big gangly guy wandering through the night with a huge double armfull of random garbage. It's not much, but I like to think that it goes a little ways towards making up for all the harm I do just by being here.

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If you like the color green, does it mean you have to like blue and yellow as well? No. I like green well enough, I despise blue with a passion, and I can only tolerate certain shades of yellow without regurgitating my lunch all over the carpet. Which, if the carpet is solid yellow or blue, would probably make it look a lot *Better*.

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If you could be known in history books for one thing, what would it be? For continuing the legacy of such cult legends as Ken Keasey and Hunter S. Thompson. I've always loved the idea of being adored by outlaws and weirdos everywhere, of being a sort legendary (If slightly skrewed up.) figure in the highly dilated eyes of people the world over.

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Everyone has a life changing decision. What was yours? Were would you be now if you did the oppisite of your choice. My last life changing decision was to take the risk of falling in love with someone who was half a world away, with next to no chance of ever being united. I'm glad I did it. Who knows where I'd be without her, probably dead by now, or at least a hopeless drug addict.

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What were you doing 1 hour before? Listening to an R.E.M. song (Texarkana) playing over my clock-radio. R.E.M. is a Rather ironic choice for music to wake up to, don't you think?

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Is it spring in your area of the world yet? Yes. It's all... Sunny, and... and... Green outside. Eurgh...

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What animal do you think looks like you? An Aye-Aye. A large nocturnal marsupial, related to the bush baby. One interesting little fact about it, it's middle finger is 3 inches longer than all it's others.

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Do you have any thoughts or ramblings you would like to share about Sylvia Plath? Quite the tortured soul, it would seem. A person not quite meant for the life she was cast into. A stranger in a strange land. I never really had more than a passing understanding of what the thoughts and feelings behind her work must have been. And reading her has always left me a little skrewed up in the head. But I enjoyed it none the less.

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Are you a good secret Keeper? As in can you keep a secret? Yes. Oh damn! I wasn't supposed to tell you that... Er... Forget I said that...

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If you could save time in a bottle (Thank you Mr Croce)...when would you pour it out? When I ran out of tequila.

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What are the lyrics of your favorite Blues song? Cold Cold Ground, by Tom Waits. "Crest fallen sidekick in an old cafe never slept with a dream before he had to go away there's a bell in the tower Uncle Ray bought a round don't worry about the army in the cold cold ground now don't be a cry baby when there's wood in the shed there's a bird in the chimmney and a stone in my bed when the road's...

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How close are you to your next lvl, and how long do you think it will take you to reach it? As things currently stand, I'm 125 points away from level 56.

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There are things that we do every day that out flat out wrong. what are some of those things? It's not what we do every day, it's what we *Don't* do.

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What if you were invited to a "ceremony of love" a non- legal marriage between two people who want to celebrate there love by having a ceremony expressing their love, but dont want to be a statistic of marriage..ending mostly in divorce how would U react? Depends, do I know these people? Because if... Oh, who am I kidding, I'd probably go even if they were strangers. I would certainly go, I don't see anything wrong with it, I can definitely understand the sentiment of not wanting to be another statistic. And even besides all that, if this Non-Legal wedding is anything like a legal wedding, there'll probably be free food...

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Hunter Thompson fans- was it suicide, or was it murder? Even with as many people out there who probably would have murdered him, given the chance, I for one think it was suicide. I mean, there's no other fitting way for him to go, now is there? And suicide doesn't exactly seem out of character for him, does it? Someone that skrewed up, there's no way of knowing what they'll do, including killing themselves.

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What is your opinion of the general populace in you country? As a general rule. Ignorant, immature, consumerist swine. And I'm sure that people are like that most places in the world today. It's rather depressing to look at the state of the general populus , really. Although I'm sure that there are some exceptions to the rule, I've met some exceptions to the rule myself.

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How long do you plan to stay here? For as long as I can. I'll probably have to leave for the day soon, but I'll certainly be back tommorow, and the day after that, and so on and so on. For as many days as humanly possible.

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Is it acceptable to have very bushy and big eyebrows that meet in the middle? What do you mean by "Acceptable"? I find it perfectly acceptable, just another kind of face. I'm sure some people would find issue with it. But what do they know?

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If one person in your immediate family was a murderer, and you didn't know before, what would your reaction be? Well, I can't honeslty say that I'd be surprised. The house has smelled a little odd lately...

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What are you going to/or did you name your kids? If I ever chose to have kids, which I seriously doubt. Something very old and foreign sounding... Perhaps Fredo or Boris for a boy, and something along the lines of Geraldine for a girl. Poor unfortunate kids...

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I feel like i do so many wrong things or mistakes and just not want to live anymore..is there anything i can do to make me feel better? Probably not, but I can try. Think of this. You notice your mistakes, you notice the things you do wrong, but you don't notice half of the things that you do *Right*. Between all those mistakes, you must have done *Something* right, or you wouldn't be here today. Life is hard, but that's no reason to make it even harder by dwelling on the bad parts. The only advice I can...

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Have you ever google searched your screen name? How many pages did it bring up? Yes, the first result (Out of 12,0080) was the homepage of some group called "The Order of Chaos." Oxymoronic cults, sounds like a fitting thing to go along with my name, but has nothing to do with me at whotsoever. I also did an image search and turned up this guy, who I'm %90 sure is not me.

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Do you think the *(action)* thing has become more popular on AB's users? Yes. But I would like it on the record that I started doing it *Before* it was popular, and I was one of the first to use it for emphasis. I myself prefer to use <Action> for my slapstick.

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How long does it usually take you to discover that a person you are talking to is a complete idiot? Depending on the particular idiot, somewhere in the area of 3-5 seconds. Even if they don't say anything blatantly idiotic in the space of that time, I can usually tell fairly easily by expression, demeanor, etc.

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Do you use MySpace? Sorry. I don't have one, and probably never will.

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Society or solitude? I don't especially like "Society" as a whole. I would, however, like someone there with me in my solitude. So I geuss I'll just do what I usually do, and check the third box... Companionship.

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What is your first name? Why hello Edward! I'm RFlagg. No! Wait, I think it's John... Or was it Forest? I'm sorry, I can't really remember at the moment.

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Have you ever had a dream about Answerbag? Once or twice. I geuss my mind just doesn't have much other material to work with.

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What can you say about yourself that makes you special? Nothing much. I'm just, well... Me. I can't really do anything that someone else couldn't do better if they were crazy enough to try.

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What is the one question you could never answer? "Who are you?" At least not with an answer that made any kind of sense.

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Do you usually get your clothes off before going to sleep at night? (Or are there times you don't have the energy to change?) There are some days when I just have to collapse into bed without doing anything at all to prepare. But when I can, I usually undress directly before lying down.

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What flavor of Jelly Belly do you hate? All of them! As you can probably tell, I'm not a big fan of candy. Other than chocolate and select varieties of tart.

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Do you lick, suck or bite your lollipop? Wait a moment, I'm supposed to have a lollipop?! Well then, someone must have taken my lollipop. Go on, fess up, who's the filthy lollie thief?! Seriously though, I don't really do any of those, because I'm not a big fan of lollipops.

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Has anyone ever opened a can of Woop-ass? Once or twice. I don't really like to use things out of tins though, I prefer to buy fresh Woop-ass in the produce section.

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Do you believe in divorce? Of course believe in it, it happens all the time. Sometimes, divorce is just best for both parties, not all marriages work, and staying in a miserable relationship hoping it will get better is no way to solve anything.

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Are you intoxicated right now? No, unfortuanately.

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Beer, cocktail drinks or shots? Shots. I've never really liked beer much, and cocktails take too long.

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What is your favorite drink? Tequila. Because it doesn't mince around the point, you just slam it down and get straight to the drunkeness. And to tell the truth, I'm a bit of a glutton for punishment.

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What do you do for your worst hangover? Collapse in a small pile on the floor and spend the day trying not to move. After I've done that for a couple dozen hours, I pick myself up and go get a drink.(Of water.)

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Do you have a business card? What's your "official" title? Not an actual business card, but I have a card in my wallet that registers me as... "A Genuine And Official Pope." I like to flash it briefly whenever I need an excuse.

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Will you refer to these as 'the good old days' in 20 years? No. Perhaps as... "The Terrible, insuffereable, painful old days" But "Good" is the last word that comes to my mind.

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What are the rattiest, scuzziest shoes you currently own, look like? My Roadkill Sandals. I call them that because I literally found them lying in the middle of a road somewhere. They were pretty beaten up even then. And since I got them those things have been through mud, rain, sewage, and many other things that I didn't have the time to identify as I walked through them. They've been run over, stolen, thrown on top of buildings, and chewed on...

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Guys -How do you know if a woman likes you? If she spends a disproportionate ammount of time with me compared to other people. I don't make any assumtions unless she tells me, or at least strongly hints at it, but I do start to get a little suspicious if she seems to want to spend a lot of time with me.

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What do you hope to accomplish before this year is over? I'd like to find some way to be united with my love before the year is out, but that problem probably will not be resolved until next year at least.

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Do you have a famous first name? What is it? Sadly, my name's been "famous" since Hurricane Katrina. Forest. Although it's technically my middle name, I use it like a first name because I really hate my first name. I get very, very sick of people yelling at me to "Run! Forest, Run!".

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High School Kids: What are your thoughts on College? At this rate, I probably won't end up going. I might try to take some courses at the community college, but I can't really afford the full tuition to actually get a degree.

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What song Sums up your life? Be Mine, by R.E.M. "("A speed zone up here too") I never thought of this as funny It speaks another world to me I want to be your Easter bunny I want to be your Christmas tree. I'll strip the world that you must live in of all its godforsaken greed. I'll ply the tar out of your feathers. I'll pluck the thorns out of your feet. You and me. You and...

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I have been with the man I love for 4 years. He is 27 and I am 30. He left me for an 18 year old girl. Will their relationship last or do i have a chance to get back with him? I am totally devistated that he would do this to me. What do I do? Although their relationship will, in all likelyhood, not last. Would you really *Want* to go back to someone who would leave you for an 18 year old girl? Because if he did it once, you can't exactly trust him not to do it again.

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Do you usually wear a robe when you get up in the morning (before dressing)? Not generally. I usualy go straight from bed to pants and a tee-shirt, or I just don't get dressed at all.

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What's your favorite word? Amplexicaudate - To embrace. I don't know why, but it just really hits me pleasantly every time I hear it.

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If you had 1 wish,what would it be? Just for myself and my loved ones to be happy and not in too much pain.

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I like my coffee like I like my___________. Massive hemroidial breakouts. Non-existant. I'm more of a tea person, myself.

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Beauty or brains? Brains. To be perfcetly honest, conventional beauty is actually a bit of a turnoff for me.

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What are you wearing at this exact moment? A denim overshirt over a tee-shirt and green corduroy pants.

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What are you going for your spring break? Probably nowhere. Spring break isn't even a break for me, I'm just going to sit around the house Answerbagging the whole time, just like every other season.

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Whom would you consider as your enemy? No one. There are people whom I don't especially like, but that doesn't mean that I consider them enemies. Even if someone considers me an enemy, I still don't think of them as one, I just think of them as a person who happens to think of me as an enemy. Thinking in terms of "Friends and Enemies" is no way to go through life. True, there are some people who do...

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How many points can you give out in a day? It's limited user. You can give out as many points as you like in a day, what can count as "Too Many" is when you give too many to any particular person. To avoid favouritism.

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My profile has said that I'm an expert in crafts for some time, the other day i noticed I am now also an expert in nipples? Any other nipple experts out there? What did you do to become one? You probably became one at the time of the last update, and updates usually happen on Sundays, so I'm going to say Sunday. An expert in nipples, eh? Apparently you really *Have* been around the block.

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If you were to put out a hit record, what section would it appear in at the record store? Punk/Alt-Country.

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What is the biggest sacrifice you have made for love? Well, I've almost completely given up any vestige of normal social interaction. But I didn't have much of that to give up in the first place. That's one thing that causes me no end of pain, I'm perfectly willing to make any scarifice for love, but I never get the oppurtunity to make things better by giving anything up.

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What is the least interesting thing about you? I have a small scar just below the finger nail of my left middle finger from and unfortunate accident in my childhood involving a folding chair. Pretty dull...

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If you had natural camouflage, what would it be? A large bush of green hair surrounding my head and upper torso, that slowly changed to brown with the seasons. To make it easier to hide in flower beds without being seen.

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What is a Psyche.? The mind, especialy as refered to in psyciatry. Or the state of ones mind and mental health. Can also mean, ones personality, or state of mind.