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If Jesus told you to smash your iPhone, would you? Nah, I'd just keep hittin' the pipe until He changed His mind.

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I use to see God when I took acid, but now I can't .. why? Because one consequence of dropping acid is hallucinations....but don't worry because you are likely to get flashbacks at some point down the line and you may see God again.

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(finish the statement) Today my underwear is....... Bloody.

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Women get PMS. What do men get? Screwed.

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Women get PMS. What do men get? Share your answer...

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how do you feel when you are naked? Fine as long as I don't look down.

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Is television getting worse? It's not getting any better.

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Hey look! It's _______________! poop again

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I have to __________ or else I ______________ I have to smoke or else I am not high.

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Why did you brake your promise? Basically because I'm an A-hole.

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Do you think you're lazy? I'm so lazy I got a smoke alarm with a snooze button.

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What causes a stiff neck? Rigor mortis.

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When your birthday is coming up soon, how do you feel? Another day older and deeper in debt.

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im going to start randomly talking to people who wants to go first? I wanted to be first but someone beat me to it.

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Who loves The Denver Broncos? Not Mike Shanahan.

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IM A HUGE SPORTS FAN AND ALWAYS WONDERED - IF YOUR FAVORITE PLAYER ENDED UP WITH A TEAM THAT YOU HATED, WOULD YOU STILL LIKE THEM? Yeah, I still liked Brett Favre the past couple years.

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Do you love the life you live? And live the life you love? Life stinks.

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why is math soo hard? If you crush it up and snort it it's much softer.

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What do you think of parents who spend thousands upon thousands on a single birthday party for their small child? I don't see anything wrong with it, it's certainly better than ignoring their children on their birthdays.

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What do you do a lot more than you would care to admit to most (if not all) of the people you know personally? Scratch my butt.

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How would you know if a girl is teasing you or flirting with you? Easy, if they are teasing me then I'm at the strip club, if they are flirting with me then I must be dreaming.

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Is your cell phone your best friend? No, it's actually more like my girlfriend. It costs me too much money, demands too much of my time, and seems to always shut down when it's bed time.

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Look at this pic how old would you say she is? And do you think she is good looking or ugly? http://twitpic.com/rqtfq About 30. Ugly. Bikini might change opinion.

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What is your opinion of a hoe? I love me a good ho.

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Athiests who do you dislike the most christians,muslims,jews I don't dislike people based on their religious beliefs alone. No matter how much they drive me crazy.

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Name one Mythical creature A good woman driver.

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If a girl was made to have an abortion by her mother or father will she go to hell? There is no legitimate reason to believe hell exists so I would say no.

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Are you very apologetic? Well only if I'm wrong. I thought I was wrong once but then I realized I was mistaken.

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America is becoming and empire, jealousy will kill us all. Curiosity will kill all cats.

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Does man have a right to sentence a human to death penalty or capital punishment? It is man himself who decides what is right and wrong, therefore if man decides he has the right then he does, if not then he doesn't.

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Is abortion murder? There is no clear answer to the question, there are a number of variables to consider. In some situations it is murder and in others it is not.

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Do you work to much? yes

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I was told my new pug was 8 wks old. I don't think so. How can I tell his real age? By looking at his teeth.

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I can call my boyfriend free of charge. so i just call him everytime i feel like. sometimes about 5 times per day. am i irritating him? You definitely are. You got him on a short leash and he feels like he's being checked up on, not to mention interrupting whatever he's doing at the time just to listen to your insigificant ramblings, and you probably make him say I love you every single time don't you....you need to step off just a little.

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Why isn't more classical music by women performed? I dunno, first oral sex, now classical music is slowly dying out, makes ya wonder what's next.

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Have you ever gone to work stoned? Oh hell, that's the only way to go to work. There have been a few days I went to work not stoned, those days sucked.

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Is it true that ambulances in America wont pick up accident victims unless they have health insurance? Nahh, what if the victim was in a coma and bleeding to death and nobody knows if he's covered...if they let him die on the assumption he wasn't covered but turns out that he was then they would feel real dumb.

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Yesterday my male to my male and female rabbits who are not fixed yet started humping and biting the female. The female was making a cry-like grunting noise. Should I seperate them until they are fixed? What do I need to know? Why was this happening? It sounds normal to me, just your average DP threesome, if it was her first time you can expect her to cry and grunt a little, as far as the biting goes...well to each their own, some of my friends are biters as well. No, I have no idea, know nothing about rabbits except how to season and saute them, I'm sure if you asked a veterinarian he or she would gladly help you out, sorry I...

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My baby is now 4mths, I am waiting for my period, iI have the pain but no bleeding, I don't now what to do, is there any especial things to do like exerices, I am very worry. I did pregnant test and it's negative. No, there's no special exercise. I'd recommend discussing it with a qualified physician. Since I really have no first hand knowledge on this subject because I'm a boy it's the best I can come up with.

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Beer before liquor..never sicker. Liquor before beer have no fear. Have you ever heard of this before and does it work? I have heard it many times and I would have to say it does not work, although everyone is different, and there are many many other factors involved such as tolerance, body weight, food consumption, how fast you drink etc. etc. It's kinda like the saying early to bed early to rise, that doesn't always work either, sometimes it's early to bed sleep til noon.

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In Ontario, can you drink at the age of 18, since you are considerd an adult? I don't know, but you are considered an adult in California at age 18 and you can't drink legally. So it could certainly be the same way in Ontario.

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What's the longest you've gone without showering? [honest!] Not counting the billions of years that passed before I was born I'd say about 8 or 9 years, I took only baths until I was about that age.

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If you miss your flight at the airport do they charge you to get a new flight? It depends on why you miss your flight. If you were getting high and forgot what time it was then they will, but if there was an earthquake or if maybe the pilot got high and took off early then clearly that's beyond your control and they will refund you and get you on a later flight.

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If I ask a stupid question, will you give me a stupid answer? Stupid is as stupid does, that's what mama always said. But I don't discriminate, I'm gonna give a stupid answer no matter what.

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If there's an alien species, why did God create humans in his image but not the aliens since He is the creator of everything? I tend to think it was man who created God in his image and that the likelyhood of intelligent life beyond our own planet is infinitely more likely to exist than any one of the 4 million gods that have been made up here on earth. But putting all that aside and assuming some god created himself, then us in his image...dogs and horses and butterflies are living species right here among us that...

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People have become to accustomed to passing the blame of their actions onto others: agree or disagree? I agree that people do it way too often, I think it's human nature to try to take the easy way out of things rather than own up to our mistakes, take responsibility for them, and put in the time and effort to correct them, not to mention having to admit something might actually be our fault. We mustn't damage our pride or bruise our ego or be thought ill of by others. It takes self...

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Whats a good way to pass a pee test if u smoke all the time and dont want to quit. Cleanz Blendz has never failed me yet, but it is a good idea to lay off the herb for a couple days atleast before using it. I have friends who use someone else's urine which is free of illegal toxins. Those are the only really good ways I know of, of course Cleanz Blendz is not the only product out there, you can shop around and compare, some people like Golden Seal and other similar...

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Do you have a problem with people wanting you to change? Nahh, that's their problem, I'll let them deal with it, I got my own problems.

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How often do you replace your cell phone? I'd guess about once a year, but I only use really cheap prepaid tracfones, I have fear of committment.

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Can you not believe in God, but believe in a future afterlife; and what might it be like? I, personally don't believe in gods or afterlives for my own reasons, I don't see any evidence whatsoever of either one...thank god. But it's certainly possible to believe in one and not the other. As for what it might be like, well that's a scary thought, it could suck royal ass, I happily choose nothingness and non-existence over an uncertain possibly inescapable eternity...

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Is it fair for government to spend tax dollars any way it sees fit, even if it funds things you wouldn't approve of? It probably depends on the type of government and the specific situation taking place, sometimes it may seem fair, other times it may be unfair, but life is more often than not unfair by nature. In a democracy atleast, it's majority rules, and at times I'm going to be in the minority and lacking in approval on certain issues but I still accept the process as being fair.

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Do you think it is important to comment on answers given to your questions? I think it's important to make some form of acknowledgement as often as possible, it's the decent and social thing to do, but if ya don't sometimes I don't think most people would be horribly offended. It's not very important to me personally if I'm acknowledged for answering questions or not, I'm just content not to be yelled at and called names.

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A lot of people use expressions like "throw under the bus"-Can you name another common expression? Well I'll be a monkey's uncle, I've never heard "throw under the bus" before. I'm having trouble figuring that one out.

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Who do you think will be in the Super Bowl this year? Probably Miley Cyrus.

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When you choose your gf / bf, do you judge them by looks are for who they are I don't really care who she is so long as she puts out, good looks would be preferable but not necessary.

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Where the hell did I put it? You smoked it all, which may account partly for the short term memory loss.

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I think my wife hates me whenever I am home she wantsto sleep what you guys think I think she is just tired, if it was hatred probably nobody would be sleeping.

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4 LDS Who is your Heavenly Father and how exactly does he relate to Jesus Christ? How, exactly did the virgin Mary give birth to Christ? How exactly was she a virgin? Who exactly was Adam? How many gods are in the godhead exactly? The question doesn't really apply to me and I don't have much of an answer to the specific questions but it seems to me one fairy tale is as nutty as the next.

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When you sign off AB for the night, do you keep track of your points so you can figure how many you get while you sleep? Points are kinda pointless.

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I only need 3 points till level 2!! haha rate me paallleease! =D and leave answers i love talking to peps I don't understand the question. But congrats on reaching level two I suppose.

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What's in the egg? One large egg contains 6 grams of high-quality protein (in both the yolk and the white). The yolk is also a source of zinc, B vitamins (including riboflavin and folate), vitamin A, iron, and other nutrients. In addition to lutein and zeaxanthin, egg yolks provide choline, an essential nutrient, which is especially important for fetal brain development. Researchers have also identified other...

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As an atheist, do you ever get tempted to start believing in God? I'm never tempted to believe in any of the gods people claim to know or to have known, as far as I'm concerned these are all made up. I am sometimes tempted to believe there may be a god or some other creative intelligence but if there is it is clear to me it does not wish to be known, nor does it have our best interest in mind. However, I rarely entertain that notion for too long.

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Do you ever get tired of people telling you, you are going to hell because you have tattoo's/piercings or are more open then other people? I've had tattoos and piercings for many years now and so far no one has ever told me I was going to hell for it. I guess the first few times would be amusing but after awhile it may become annoying.

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Hello welcome to McDonald's may I take your order? I suppose so, as long as you give it back when you're done with it.

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Where is "there" when people say you will get there after a bad time in your life? I think they mean you will heal emotionally, be able to move on, and become a better, wiser, and stronger person with time.

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Is this statement true or false? Why or why not? False I guess, because there is no statement.

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If you could summarize your life in one word,what would that word be? Wasted.

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What happens to the nerves in the brain the moment it slips from sanity to insanity? Full system failure, corrupt files, error error.

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How do you know that you're right? I don't, I could be wrong.

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Do you like to keep yourself away from rain or enjoy getting wet? I generally prefer to stay dry unless I'm showering or swimming.

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Why do people who are in a relationship feel the need to look at what else there is available? It has to do with survival of the species. Reproduction is more likely to occur when seeds are spread around than depositing them in the same hole every time.

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Have you ever coughed up blood? What was it from? Yes, from pneumonia.

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Does anyone know what the origin of CAPS being interpreted as yelling on the internet is based on? Without soundwaves to signify an increase in volume we must rely on sight, bigger letters seem to beg more attention.

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Do you tend to give up or try harder? I try real hard to give up.

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How do you react when a co-work doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom? I try to mind my own business in the bathroom.

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What if in the movie "The Thing" they replaced the monster with "Thing" from the Addams family? I have a porno movie called "The Thing". The Addams Family Thing would probably do better to work closely with The Thing than replace it.

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Do everyone hav a fantasy of engaging incest? Yes, I think they do but most people prefer to repress it due to social culture.

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Greetings to you all, I am an AB virgin, this is my first ever question, who wants to help make my first time really memorable? Greetings, I am an AB slut. I do it for free and because I can't get enough, I hope you don't mind being another notch on my belt and I promise next time it won't hurt so much. :-)

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For me all feelings are different colour and do your feelings have colours? They did once when I dropped acid.

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When is it socially alright to apply deodorant/antiperspirant in public? When the stench becomes socially not alright.

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Why are men not capable of relieving themselves without looking at porn? What? You think Ray Charles never slapped his baloney pony around?

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Do you have allergies? What are you allergic to? .

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Would Paris Hilton be able to get a guy on her looks and personality alone? I guarantee it, atleast one.

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Jealousy and envy are useless, outdated emotions that only serve to hurt people you care about and your relationships with them. Agree or disagree? I disagree. I won't argue that they do those things, but they don't only serve that purpose. Jealousy and envy can be huge motivators, and like anything else, we can use our motivation for the better or for worse, it's up to us.

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Why are we 'here'? We are here to seek and share information mostly, although there are many reasons.

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For you, what comes first...family or friends? Why? Family, because they are actually real.

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Does a girl like me if we go to the movies, we touch arms and she doesnt move away? Not if she's paraplegic or unconscious, but it's possible.

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Who would like to join me in praise to the "Creator"? All hail Satan. Viva la Lucifer. Much love to the man downstairs.

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Most mortifying moment? Birth.

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Is wearing fur immoral? Not necessarily, I think it's the reasoning and attitude of an individual that determines it's morality.

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I told you to take out the trash. Why are you on still on answerbag? She left on her own, I didn't have to get up.

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Does Jesus collect stamps? It would not surprise me that stamp collecting would take priority over the suffering of humanity.

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Have I offended anybody? Yes, but not me.

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Name one thing you should avoid if you are trying to lose weight? Buffets and marijuana. But when it's 420 who cares about weight...

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Would you ever go "dumpster diving" to save money? If the payout was worth it.

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What was the last thing you took out of your pants pocket? My hand.

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What is Jesus' favorite food? The succulent meat of Peta members.

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My ex boyfriend got mad that I was raped and took it out on me and raped me? I need answers and thoughts. My thoughts are that the ex boyfriend is profoundly disturbed and it would be in his best interest to be executed to free him from his evil sickness.....but in my opinion that is too merciful.

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How many times a week do you have sex? Honestly how many? Are you one of the statitics? Too many.

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Do you change things for the season? example we're going into fall I be making lots more stews,soups,chili,cassorls! My attire.

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In relationships and giving people chances when they betray you, do you think 3 strikes and you are out is a useful attitude to adopt - explain your answer? I really don't think so. I would rather use my best judgement based on the unique set of circumstances for the given situation. Three strikes will not apply to them all I don't think.

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My q is if a partner cheats online is it fake or real i consider it real my partner says its not we met online so i know how he is online worse im having a hard time everytime he gets next to a comp. should i forgive him and try again? I'm not sure exactly what the definition of online cheating is but if cheating is the intent then it's probably real whether it be physical or not.

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If you are a shop worker filling shelves low down, do you think it is rude when people just reach right over you or in front of you and grab something without saying excuse me? I don't think it would be rude, it certainly would be nice to say excuse me, but their patronage to the shop ought to be nice enough.

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If science could prove conclusively that 'God' doesn't exist, would you want to hear about it, or go on living in ignorance? It would only verify what I already firmly believe so yeah I'd love to hear about it.

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What was the last thing you sucked on? popsicle for me last night. I sucked a lollipop once.

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What is it in your life that is working magnificently well? Chaos theory.

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Many say that Spongebob is gay: What do you think? I think so, most people who own spongebob underwear are either homosexual men or heterosexual women.

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Have you ever thought that we are not real?We just feel that we are real,but maybe we are just dreaming? Yeah, or maybe some sort of highly advanced computer generated virtual world for the amusement of those that are real, it does kind of seem like we're all running on the same basic program.

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Which would you rather have: 10 Million Dollars Cash(tax free) or your dream home, built to your specifications; rent, tax, & utilities all included for free? That's a no-brainer. Give me the home. My dream home is selling for over a hundred million dollars. Sell the home, buy million dollar homes all over the world, expensive cars for every day of the month, never have to work again and have everything I ever wanted. But I'm not greedy, I could make 10 million bucks work.

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Hypothetical question,if i gave you 50 grand and a aluminum baseball bat and said swing away and smash everything in the room. Would you? Definitely, 50 grand and a good workout....it's win win.

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What makes you cute? Alot of alcohol and darkness.

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Why does everyone hate cops? Most people actually don't hate cops. I'm not fond of them, but they are a necessary evil. Cops are arrogant, they lie straight to your face in attempts to get information or confessions, they rely on people's ignorance of the law in order to manipulate you and the situation. They like to set people up by creating ficticious situations resulting in a crime that never would have...

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Woman says to a man, I want a child, I want you to be the father. When the child is born, you can see it once a year if you want, but not more. What should the man do? I think he should pass on that offer, doesn't sound like too good of a deal.

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Do you ever provide answers to your own questions? No, but I sometimes question my own answers.

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Does anyone else worry about this 5 minute rule so they are hesitant to answer the question in the first 5 minutes? I know I am. What about you? Nahh, I am more reluctant to answer questions that have been around a long time and have 450 answers. I try to read all the other answers before submitting mine so I don't waste my time thinking about something and typing it all in only to find out that pretty much everything I came up with has been covered by multiple people. So for me the newer the better, they're more likely to...

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If there were no humans, would global warming still be happening? Any answer would be purely speculative. Maybe Al Gore invented global warming similar to the way he invented the internet. Or maybe some other earth-based lifeform would have evolved to be the intelligent dominant species on the planet except they proved to be much more unstable than humans and blew up the planet long before now.

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What are the things you will never say no to? I will never say no to rocks, trees, or cheese because I don't talk to rocks, trees, or cheese.

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Name one celebrity that is truly giving and caring for people in need? Bob Hope.

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If you could legalize one thing or make one law, what would it be? Legalization and regulation of all current illegal narcotics.

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What is the greatest benefit of education? Knowledge. Knowledge is power and opportunity.

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My bf of 4 yrs & I broke up. We were both too stubborn to talk about things & then I ended up moving out. I miss him so much & didn't know this is what it was going to take to make me realize that he is the one for me. Now he won't talk to me. Confused! Dang, just think if you had realized he wasn't the one for you then you'd have spent four years with the wrong one. It'll be ok, he probably isn't really the one for you. It sounds like you are misinterpreting your mixed emotions. It may be that you miss him and the comfort and familiarity of how things used to be and now you feel regret, sorrow, lonliness and loss like...

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Has anyone ever made you so mad on the other end of the phone that you've wished you could travel down the phone line , grab them by the throat, and choke the life right out of them? Whoa that would be weird. No, I learned at an early age to suppress my homocidal tendencies. And traveling down phone lines sounds too dangerous.

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Do you need to be emancipated to live by yourself? No, it's a free country here.

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Are snake skins alive? They are if they are still connected to the snake. Snake skins that have been shed are not alive I'm afraid.

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Why do guys think it is okay to pick me up in the bar? I mean literally, walk up and pick me up into the air? Is it because I am 5'2 (ish) and under 100 lbs? Yeah, pretty much. Whenever I go to the bar and see a midget I have an uncontrollable urge to pick them up, but I always ask for i.d. first.

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How do you know when you are actually having a bad day versus it's just the individual is throwing a pity party after only 1 bad thing happened? Bad days and good days are all a state of mind. No matter what happens you get to decide everyday if it's a good day or a bad day. As soon as you make the choice, then you know.

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What makes the best sandwich? I do.

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Sweet ants have been invading my house and now they are entering the freezer and frig and dying. How to solve? Sound more like stupid ants than sweet ants, looks to me like the solution will be self fulfilling, just have to wait for them all to commit suicide. Devil Lover said Combat Ant Gel Sticks work, I'd go with that.

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A friend just offered to sell me a king snake & a rat snake with two tanks & everything for $75. My husband says no. She knows that I'll give the snakes a good home. I am buying them with $ from my pay check. What should I do? Snakes don't know a good home from a hole in the ground. heh heh You should buy them and set them free as nature intended them to be. Snakes are the devil.

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What was the greatest contribution of the Romans? Roman numerals. Without them movies and superbowls might never have existed.

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Im a wiccan. Why do you have a problem with it? Because you're evil, don't give me the evil eye. Hey do you know the girls from Charmed?

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You know you have an unclean house when...? ..ever I am home.

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So fellas what are some techniques that you use to suduce a lady? Whats the percentage of how many times you suceeded using that technique? I never really tried, I found it was easier to let them seduce me, took the guesswork and fear of rejection out of the picture. Now I got the old ball and chain and I don't have to worry about it from either end.

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What would be worse than Richard Simmons? Walking into a theater and noticing that the only other people there are Richard Simmons and Paul Reubens.

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OCD - I have a mild form of it and, thankfully, it is usually in remembering trivia throughout my life and family's and friends and also double-checking everything that I do. Do you have it also? I've never been tested for it or diagnosed with it but I'm almost certain I have it to some degree.

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You know the phrases,blind as a bat or sharp as a tack .do you know anymore? Crazy as a loon. Sly as a fox. High as a kite. Sober as a preacher on Sunday.

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Do certain people on here copy their questions from trivia games? I have no idea. It wouldn't matter to me either way. Most trivia questions have one right answer and that's it. I almost always avoid questions like that anyways.

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Does religion guide you in your everyday lives? (i.e. help you with decisions, changes what you do, et cetera.) No, I pretty much rely on myself for that. Based on the religions I know anything about they appear to be pretty bad sources of guidance unless you just wanna cherrypick, but to me that's pretty much the same thing as guiding yourself.

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Does anyone no how much i can make being a real estate agent in massachusetts? I live about 50 miles south of boston. Thanx Carlton Sheets says the sky is the limit.

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How are some ways my boyfriend and i can get pregnant? Intercourse, artificial insemination, surrogacy. Those are the most common ways.

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Can my employer of 1 yr fire me for not wanting to pay for chest xray that they are asking me to take. I'm not refusing to get one but I don't see why I need to pay for it. (Was Tx'd for TB in 1969) all xrays have been normal. Previous employers have paid Most employers are within their legal rights to terminate your employment at any time with or without cause.

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Tongue Rings.....Yes or No? Yes.

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I am 17 years old and just started my freshman year in college. I am pretty sure that I am about 3 weeks pregnant and don't know what to do. The first thing to do is to be sure as opposed to pretty sure. I have known alot of females who were pretty sure on several occassions and have no children. If you are pregnant then mini_kitt pretty much summed it up.

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My puppy will be a year old in october, he has been eating his own poo since i brought him home but now out of the blue he has been cocking his leg and peeing on my 6 month old grandson and everytime i get his leash out he just starts peeing on himself That's why dogs don't rule the planet. He may grow out of that stuff naturally, or he may have some psychological disorders. You could try asking if there is a veterinarian in the answer bag house and get professional advice perhaps. In the meantime it may be a good idea to keep the pup away from the baby. Then again, babies have no remorse for peeing on other people.

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Now this is a question. OK if a female was married and she wanted to have intercourse at her honeymoon night but doesn't want a baby any time soon, she doesn't want to use a condom or anytype of contraception - how does she prevent getting pregnant? There's never any guarantee pregnancy will be prevented using contraceptives if semen comes into contact with a vagina. Keep in mind that this can happen even without intercourse. Attempting the "pull out" method really offers very little peace of mind for two reasons, firstly it's easier said than done and secondly semen generally discharges frequently before and during...

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Why are there So many people wanting to breed two mixed breeds to make a Heinz 57 breed just for the experience, Do they think it is fun to play with LIFE? I've never heard of this, I have no idea why someone would mix breeds just for the experience, that sounds really odd to me. I don't think it would be considered playing with life though, different breeds mate naturally without human intervention every 13 seconds anyways. I don't see any difference between breeding pure bred dogs together and breeding mixed breeds together as far...

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Give me four reasons why your hands should be clean and soft when giving a client a massage Business will be very slow if your hands are dirty and rough. It's very unprofessional. Cleanliness is best in any situation due to the spread of germs and infection, not to mention clients don't want your poop on their bare skin. Rough hands tend to feel unpleasant which is exactly the opposite of what a client wants and expects from a massage.

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Have you ever fantasized about another Bagger? Can't say that I have, no.

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What was the last card game you played? Five card draw.....jacks or better, jokers wild.

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I took 2 hits of weed last night and today i got a drug test and 2 days befor that i took 2 hit can i still pass i drunk some cranberry juice and a nice amount of water can i pass are what I'd say your chances are very good. It is possible that you'll fail, you can never be sure, but based on the tiny amount you say you used it is unlikely that it will be detected. For a little extra insurance it can help to drink a gallon of water over the course of 2 or 3 hours prior to the urinalysis. It will flush the kidneys and bladder and also dilute the urine. Try to make sure...

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What are some fun things for teenagers to do in Autumn or fall? One man's fun is another's hell. But a few suggestions might be sports, getting out to the beach or lake before winter hits, I always enjoyed going to concerts in the fall, it's cooler than summer concerts.

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What is the best way to get a boy's attention? Exist.

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What is the difference between kissing with tongue and kissing without tongue? Which one feels better ? Why? For the most part it is self explanatory, one is with tongue and the other isn't. French kissing, which is kissing using tongues, involves a greater degree of difficulty and cooperation. Not only are the lips kissing but the tongues are also getting to know each other. Good oral hygiene is a must. If your kissing partner has halitosis I recommend pucker and peck.

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If it were determined that sexual activity is the source of 90% of all diseases, and that no "safe sex" practices exist -- would you continue to be sexually active? Yeah, at the present stage of human evolution the sex drive generally overrides logic in order to ensure survival of the species. I've never contracted a disease from sexual activity or otherwise and I'm monogamous so even in light of the new information relating 90 percent of all diseases to sexual activity I would personally see no reason to abstain.

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What would u do if somebody called u ugly in front of a million people? Nothing, I couldn't argue the fact. I am hideous.

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Is it true that there are girls that sacrifice alot of things (eg. a golden opportunity for a high paying career , give up study time 4 important exams , relationships between family & friends etc.) becus they love their guy n simply wan to be wit him? Sure, it happens everyday. It's all about priorities, some people value relationships and loved ones over anything else including money, careers, and education. Which probably isn't such a bad thing, in the end most of us are not remembered for how much money we made, or our jobs, or how far we got in school, but for the bonds and relationships formed with others throughout our lives...

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Answerbag is starting to bore me. Should I pack my bags and leave in the search for new, more exciting bags or should I stick with the old bag in the hope things improve? Substitute my girlfriend for answerbag and I could ask myself the same question. She's not an old bag yet, but she will be one day. I think maybe take a vacation, and limit the amount of time spent on the old bag.....soon you may find yourself looking forward to getting back into it, try not to burnout. It's usually a good idea to explore new bags anyways.

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In your opinion, what is the most disgusting food that some people actually seem to enjoy? Human afterbirth.

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How can I forget about someone I love so much? My wife doesnt love me but im still very inlove with her. I need to forget that she will ever come back. It's unlikely that you will ever forget, but time helps us heal, life goes on and so must we. It's tough, but we have little choice. Love has always been a double edged sword, a blessing and a curse. Family and friends can help us get through the rough times and there's always a good chance that we will love again.

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If you have aches and pains in your body, how can you focus your mind away from this to stop you getting down? I do whatever is necessary to relieve myself of my aches and pains. Diet, exercise, sleep, and drugs mostly. Sometimes deep meditation is necessary.

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If you accidentally pull you fingernail back, it hurts like hell because its attached to living cells under the nail, why doesn't it hurt while it's growing/moving forward out of your body? The human body is designed for growth, not for destruction. Also if I hit myself on the head with a hammer with full force it will hurt like hell, but if I hit myself on the head with a hammer at a velocity of one centimeter per month then I won't feel much.

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What percentage of your true self do you reveal on answerbag and reasons? A very small percentage, I try not to reveal significant personal details of my life.

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How can one confidently decide on fixing a long term goal in life, since our mind keeps continuously changing? As our minds change our goals may change, we must use this insight to set goals with flexibility in mind.

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Hilary Clinton was twice elected as one of the top 100 lawyers in the country? With people's hatred of lawyers, how can she ever hope to be elected as President? With people's hatred of politicians, how can anyone ever hope to be elected president....but the fact that she's a woman, a bull dyke, and a frigid biatch will be her downfalls before her career as a lawyer is ever brought into it.

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Can we ever feel loved, if we don't first learn to love ourselves? I think so. I felt loved by my mommy when I was 5 and I hadn't learned to love myself yet.

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What is the most beautiful thing you can conceive? Jessica Alba.

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In what area of your life have you come closest to perfection? Sex.

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Why/What makes the "C" word so terrible? Definition and context.

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Are you too nice, or not nice enough? It depends on the day, but overall I'm too nice, I think. There may be many who don't share that particular view.

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I've been told that comments are meant for opinions on answers and NOT for showing appreciation to the answerer. In all honesty, has my habit of thanking everybody for their answers to my questions annoyed you? I really hadn't noticed your habit, but it wouldn't annoy me. Comments are for comments related to the particular question associated with them. And showing appreciation for answering your question could easily fall under that category.

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I don't know if I want to play here anymore, should I leave? I wouldn't tell anyone they should leave, although it's been suggested to me by more than one disgruntled site member.

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Should women change their names when marrying? She should do whatever she wants, while taking into consideration the feelings and point of view of her husband.

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I think AB doesn't like me, do you? No, I don't think AB likes you either.

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Would you share how you 'converted' to your faith,whatever that be? I would, but I am of no religious faith, so I can't.

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I keep hearing people say 'love is the strongest emotion.' Why is love stronger than hate or another emotion? Because love conquers all, therefore all other emotions must fall short.

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They say you can make clay into just about anything. If clay was your life and you had the opportunity to mold yourself through life, how do you think you would have turned out? Clumpy and misshaped.

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People are deemed crazy because of what they do or claim to see, is outside of the norm in society. What if we are the crazy ones because we can not do or see what they have? What would it be like to realize that we were crazy all along? I realized it a long time ago. I took it in stride.

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Do you feel that jealousy is always negative, or is a little bit of jealousy okay? Jealousy, in and of itself, is probably almost always negative. However, in moderation, it can be a great motivator for positive things.

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In a movie, up against a firing squad. What would be your last words? Don't shoot.

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Is life like a box of pizza? Yeah, the first few slices are great but soon it turns cold and stale. Unless you eat it all at once, then it goes really fast.

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Is your family weird? I used to think so until I met my girlfriend's family.

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I drunken dialed last night. Have you ever done that, to disasterous results? I accidentally dialed 911 when I was drunk and the police came to my apartment, I was only 18 at the time. Nothing else happened, no disastrous results, but it had me shaking a little at the time.

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If the moon has a gravetatilnal pull on the earth (tides) then why does it orbit the earth not the earth orbit it? Everything has a gravitational pull on everything else as long as the things are within each other's gravitational field. The moon has a gravitational effect on earth but earth has a gravitational effect on the moon as well, but since the earth is much larger in mass it's gravitational pull far exceeds that of the moon, therefore the moon orbits earth and not the other way around.

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Do you feel some people play favourites to answerbaggers who have higher points and are well known? ( Like, comment their answers and uprate them all the time ) Some people probably do but it seems a little grade-schoolish to even be concerned with such things.

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Do you sometimes find people with less money more generous than people with money? If so, why do you think they are like that? Yes I do. Probably because people with less money can relate to and are more sympathetic with those who are in need.

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Why is it alot of men assume women don't have the same interests and disinclude them from conversations when they are discussing "manly" subjects like sports, and action movies and etc? Men relate better to men.

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Kate and Jerry are now suspects in the investigation surrounding Maddeline's disappearance. What are your thoughts? My thoughts are...what the heck is this guy talking about?

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What are your least favorite things to do? Exist.

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What comes first? Church or football? Football usually starts about noon and church is over by then so church comes first. But I sleep til noon every Sunday.

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Would you, could you, in a boat? Would you, could you, with a goat? I have considered it.

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In doing church breakfasts Ive frieded 3 or four pounds (1-2kilos) at one session. What is the most bacon you have ever cooked at one time? I eat it straight out of the package.

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Why are blondes the butt of jokes? Blondes are stereotyped as being dumb, but blondes have more fun so it's a fair trade.

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What do you have too many of? Calls from bill collectors.

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Ok, now I'm getting stupid. Aside from breakfast, what can you do with bacon that you cannot do with a jetpack? Tease the dog.

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What type of cheese is in your fridge right now? Welfare government cheese.

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DId you know that white haired/blue eyed cats are always deaf?---really it is a genetic linkage of their genes. No, but I do now.

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Answeri this question. Look around and tell me the first thing that you see that is orange? I see no question.

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How many words do you think you know? 420

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What if your mother was right?-----about everything? Then I'd feel terrible about sending her to that sanitarium. Think of all the money I wasted.

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Does eating a lot of fruits make you grow No, but they will sure make you go.

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What's your favoite way of preparing and eating eggs? Scrambled, poached, hard boiled, fried, or "other?" I love my eggs with all my heart.

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How was life created? Nobody knows, but some people like to pretend to know things they don't know, and these people say things like God. Try to find the answers in science, don't take the easy way out and be a pretender.

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My bf of 2 years has decided he needs to make sure I am the "one" and in order to do that he has moved out, joined a dating site and told me he has to make sure no one else can turn his head away from me.I told him someone will coz he's looking.Thoughts? To me it's not even relevant whether he finds someone else or not. That is wrong on so many levels. His way of thinking is a little wacky.

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If you were stranded what all would you do for a ride? I'm not ever THAT stranded.

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Is it rude to always ask guest to bring a food or drink item to a party that you are hosting? I wouldn't think it's rude just to ask. But I am etiquette challenged.

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How often do you use math a day? Simple math I use pretty much constantly as most people do without thinking of it as being math. Any math above a 5th grade level doesn't come into play too often for me, well I suppose I do some very basic algebra a couple times a week when I mess with certain bills.

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Why are young people much less likely to be religious than old people? I don't know for certain, but I can think of several reasons that make perfect sense to me. Young people believe they have more time left than they know what to do with, old people know their time is short. Young people are more likely to defy and rebel against those they see as authorative figures. Young people are less mature than old people and religion appeals more to maturity than...

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If you were a sign what would you say I'd say hi I'm a sign, being a sign sucks, I wish I weren't a sign, be glad you're not a sign, hey you wanna be a sign? Or something like that.

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Is it true that most boys go through a gay fase I don't know how you define what a gay phase is in this case, but the way I would define it I would say it is untrue.

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Should the federal gasoline tax be raised in the US to repair the nation's bridges and infrastructure? No, but the federal government is a bunch of buttholes so it wouldn't surprise me.

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Have you ever worn handcuffs for any reason? Yes, several times for several reasons.

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If you were purchasing a new gas grill and you had the choice of having the store assemble it for free and you pay $20.00 to rent a truck to bring it home or you take it home in the box and assemble it yourself, what would you pick? For the sake of argument, assuming those were my only two choices and assuming I had twenty bucks available to me I'd choose to assemble it myself and save twenty bucks. But in reality I would most likely choose to have the store assemble it for me and borrow a friend's truck to take it home and get the best of both worlds.

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Blue Planet claims only 1% of the deepest parts of Earth's oceans have been explored; does that imply that hybrid humanoids can exist? I suppose hybrid humanoids can exist even if 100 percent of the Earth's oceans have been explored. Unlikely in either event, but always a possibility.

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Do you think trauma to the groin is funny? No, I never understood why it is considered funny so often, I mean I understand that the reactions of the poor soul who got hammered might look and sound funny from a viewer's perspective but it usually makes me wince to see it, it's pretty hard for me to laugh at it. Sometimes it's funny when it's fake done for comedy purposes only.

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Is there really somthing as a true friend who you could ALWAYS trust no matter what? It's definitely a possibility, but so far I haven't found anything like that. I've known others who have made the claim though, so if it's possible for them it must be possible for me.

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Why is the recorder (musical instrument) called a recorder, even though it doesn't record anything? It's just one of those things I suppose sort of like why do we say blow when it's quite the opposite.

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Do you think it's right to arrest someone for burning the american flag under "anti-patriotism"? No, it makes no sense to me, it's completely contradictive. I think flag burning in protest is in bad taste and is disrespectful, but what's so great about American freedom is we can say we are so free that we are free to burn our symbol of freedom. Just because we can doesn't mean we should, but if we're going to call ourselves free then we should be free to be offensive,...

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Can women handle more pain than men? (ex.- childbirth, menstrual cycle) Overall females can not handle pain better than men. When you're talking about giving birth and menstrual cycles no body knows how men would take it because men don't experience it just like women can't experience a steel toe boot to the testicles. A woman's brain is wired to handle that type of pain, men's brains are not. If the female brain didn't evolve a high...

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Do you value your AB friends just as much as your "real life" friends? Yep, I hold no value for people in real life either.

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What do you do if you think that your partner is cheating on you Beat her severely, I do it atleast once a week just in case, cuz ya never can be sure.

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Can I have a hug? I'm feeling really depressed today... It could be worse, I know a guy who has multiple personality disorder, chronic depression with them all, and one is a schizophrenic bedwetter with ocd and a speed addiction. I really can't help you out with the hug I don't like people invading my territorial bubble, nothing personal though.

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I'm trying to teach an adult basic maths, like pie charts, mean, median etc. I'm used to teaching children, but am unsure what would be the best way to approach it with an adult. What's the best way to do it to ensure the adult doesn't feel awkward? mmmm Pie.

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What is your idea of total bliss? I've always said ignorance is bliss, my girlfriend is a much happier person than me and fortunately for me she's too dumb to pick up on that.

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Is it safe to place batteries, or something with batteries, close to one's genitals Batteries don't appear to cause any problems for genitals on their own but if someone chucked a car battery at ya, for example, the force of impact and possible acid leakage could create some unneeded problems. But that seems unlikely.

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How many people believe Michael Vick is sorry and has found Jesus as a result of his unthinkable crimes to dogs? I'm not sure, 4 or 5 maybe. I didn't know he found Jesus, heck I didn't even know he was lookin'. I'm curious where he found him, Jesus is pretty sneaky.

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What is your AB ambition? It gives me the meaning in my life I've been searching for for so long. It's the inspiration I need to make it through my day. It gives me ambition and having ambition has become my ambition. When I think of all the people I am helping with my superior wealth of knowledge and intellect I have to fight back the tears. Actually I don't think I have any ambition other than...

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Wy wife recently got drunk and flirted with a guy she just met. They ended up sitting together. They held hands, he kissed her on the neck and he gave her "butterflies". My wife admits to being attracted to him. Did she cheat? Should I leave her? Personally, I wouldn't define that as cheating although some would I'm sure. The physical aspect of what happened wouldn't have bugged me too much, although that definitely crosses my line of harmless flirtation. But had she told me what happened and expressed her guilt, remorse, sincere apologies, and convinced me her judgement was extremely clouded by liquor at the time and was...

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Who, what, when, where, how, and why? I'm not allowed to say very much at this time, there's another hearing on Thursday and possibly again Monday then I'll be happy to answer most of your questions. Right now all I can say is both goats and two of the three chickens involved are in stable condition and expected to make full recoveries. According to the initial findings of the first two officers on the scene,...

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Just what exactly is in the middle of that hole? Nothing now.

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What is mean by gay Gay is mean fruity.

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How do you get your spouse to talk if he/she rarely has nothing to say? I've been trying to figure out how to get mine to stop talking because she never has anything to say.

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If you were suddenly placed at an altitude of 100km (62mi) above earth, would you expect your stomach to expand or contrast and why? I'd expect it to expand because there probably wouldn't be much to do other than eat.

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What is the percentage of married couples that stay together to there golden years, happly married? 7.5 percent at best...in reality probably closer to 5 percent if you figure in the probability of those who lied about being happy.

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I'm 17 and he is 22. I really like him and he says he really likes me. I have been hiding this from my parents saying im working when really I have been going over to his place. What should I do I wont be 18 for couple more months. What should I do? You probably should stop lying and sneaking around. But that's not much fun, I wouldn't recommend doing that. If you come clean now you might get screwed, I'd keep it to myself for a couple more months then you're home free.

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What would you do If you could rule the world? I don't know, I'd be a horrible ruler. I'm too much of a pushover, have a hard time telling people no, and I let people take advantage of me too much. My dogs don't even listen to me, if I had kids they'd probably push me around.

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Why do all the terrorists want us dead? Because if they all wanted us alive then they wouldn't be very effective in terrorizing anyone and they'd have to do something else for a living, like do Capital One commercials or something - what's in your wallet?

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If you could alter some aspect of human biology- not just on you, but on the whole species- what would you change? Honestly I probably wouldn't change anything. Even a small change with the best of intentions could have unforeseen consequences which may cause far worse problems than I might correct in the first place. I'd hate to be blamed for unintentionally dooming the species by altering the effects of erectile dysfunction or something.

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What defences would you need to add to your house to make it safe from zombie invasion? None, I've actually met Rob zombie at an Ozzfest once, he seemed pretty safe really. Technically he's more human than human.

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What's the main reason(s) that American children are poor? Probably because they have poor parents, children generally are not responsible for their financial situation.

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Do you think Nostradamus actually predicted everything he is supposed to have predicted? No, I sure don't.

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Do all men cheat on there? wives, girlfriends, boyfriends? I couldn't possibly know if all men have, but my guess is yeah. There may be a few that haven't, but it's just a matter of time for them too.

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If I throw a party and don't allow any alcohol, would you still come? Probably, I've never really needed alcohol to make me come, but I might not enjoy it as much.

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If you had just gotten off a plane and you saw a girl wearing a shirt that says "Baby Rottweiler" what would you think? I'd be thinking....I wonder if that bitch bites.

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Do you think that people become more truthful while they are intoxicated? Well, drunks are definitely way too truthful when under the influence, that's for sure. Drinkers seem to be compelled to confess. I don't think intoxication from most other drugs do that to people though. I ate some shrooms once and truth pretty much left the building at that point.

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Is love worth fighting for even when the odds are stacked against you? (for potential spouse) If it's worth having then it's probably worth fighting for. The odds may seem bad, but what are the odds if you give up and don't try..

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I ate a fresh picked organic apple, saw worm holes afterwards. what will happen from eating one or more worms? hope they don't multiply! i'd really like to know medical concerns, but wizeguy answers also appreciated :) Worms are pretty nutritious really, not much would happen. But what you should have done was jumped in one of those worm holes and see if time travel is possible.

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Why are a lot of Mother-in-Law's despised? I'm not sure, maybe because they are gossiping busy-bodies who have trouble minding their own business and constantly remind their son or daughter in law they don't think he or she is good enough for their baby.

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I was very ill--near death for a while. When I amazingly recovered (much to my doctors' amazement) I came out of it believing that every day of life is a gift. I think people lose sight of that in this world. Do you agree? Yes, we don't appreciate, enough, the truly important things in life until we're faced with the threat of losing them or until they're gone. It usually takes something drastic to really open our eyes to it.

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My girlfriend thinks too much of her ex...what should i do Learn to accept it I suppose.

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If you have dogs or cats, do you brush them regularly to remove old fur? No I really don't need to, due to their flea infestations they are pretty much bald from chewing on themselves constantly.

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Do believe the bible is the truth as it is written - or do you think man has changed it to meet his own ends? I believe very little of the bible is truth. I don't think man changed it though, I'm fairly certain it came from the mind of men in the first place. Some creative minds, some inspiring minds, and some pretty disturbed minds.

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Where's your mama gone? I'm not sure, she said she was going to the post office but that was in 1985 and she hasn't made it back yet.

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Are you going to make a cool or crabby senior citizen? I don't wanna get too far ahead of myself, I'm just going to focus on being a living senior citizen. One thing at a time.

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Why are Americans so proud of being American and think theyre better than everyone else...theyre just human beings....or are they? *looks suspicious* Im half American so dont think im being an a**! Americans are proud to be American, simply put, because we earned the right to be. If you don't know why and you don't understand how then pick up an American history book or two and educate yourself.

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Is love possible between a 60-year old man and an 18-year old girl? Anything is possible and stranger things have happened.

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What's the best cure for a broken heart? Reconciliation.

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Would you rather fight a lion or shark? Well, there's no rule stating I have to fight either one in its natural habitat so if I could fight the shark on land I feel pretty confident I could own that shark, the lion is gonna get me either way, land or water, doesn't matter.

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Why is that a lot of homeschooled kids that I know and grew up with seem so socially inept? I was homeschooled my whole life, and get good grades and have social skills. Am I just a freak? I don't know you so I can't really tell for sure if you're a freak. I may be wrong, but if I was forced to choose yes or no then based on what little I do know I would have to say you are a freak.

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Do you think Americans should still be proud of who they are? Any American who isn't is more than welcome to exit, and any non-American who thinks we shouldn't can stay out. Our flag still stands for freedom and democracy, the constitution and bill of rights still mean something. Hundreds of thousands of Americans gave their lives for what they knew was right, to protect our way of life for future generations. Nobody ever said we're a...

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What uniform turns you on? The one crumpled up on the floor.

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Do atheists need tangible proof there is a God? That's more or less how things work on this planet if it matters to you that you're right or that you atleast picked the most logical choice. If you're on an airplane and someone jumps up and tells you there's a bomb, hands you a parachute and says jump are you going to jump right away based only on what someone said or are you going to try and verify that claim first? If...

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I'm a male with a girlfriend and a female best friend. My girlfriend is okay with the friendship but i sense that my friend is very jealous of our relationship. I want to remain friends with her but she wont let us be. What should I do? This is the type of situation where I always screw it up. I really wish I knew. I know what I would do but it's never what I should do. I guess if she's causing problems between you and your woman then she's not being a very good friend to you. Maybe she doesn't mean to cause you any problems and she's just using a little bad judgement, perhaps if you open her eyes to...

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My border collie has "jock Itch", Any easy suggestions for a cure? Not really, but an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, so just be more careful where you leave your jocks.

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Have you Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb? I didn't even realize you could learn to stop worrying and I still hate the bomb. I'm a night person.

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"Of course I'm insane, but that doesn't make me wrong. I'm mad not ill." do you agree? No, I always prefer to disagree.

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Did your life growing up turn out the way you thought it would? Are you where you want to be? Or even on your way? Nahh, I never thought I'd live this long growing up, so I'm way ahead of where I thought I'd be, but on my way.

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How often do you become upset with questions/answers/comments when you are on AB? I was doing alright until I saw this question. It's starting to upset me.

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Is it just me, or is it a bit dorky when people call Answerbag 'AB?' (when they say it, not type it) It's a bit dorky, but using the word dorky is more dorky.

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Why did you join answerbag? About 16 hours of tweaking.

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If I say "Chicago Bears", what's the first player that pops into your mind? Brett Favre.

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Why do so many people say that porn is quite healthy for a man.. it can become an addiction so i've been told..so how can an addiction be a good thing? i dont get it people. I don't think I've ever heard anyone say porn was quite healthy for a man. I don't think I would say porn is healthy or unhealthy. Addictions generally are not good things, but alot of good things can become addictions, eating for example, eating can become an addiction but eating is still probably a good thing. The fact that it can become an addiction does not mean it will, so...

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Are those real? I hope so, they cost me 3000 bucks.

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There are true friends who are "givers" (good eggs)..there are pseudo "friends" that are users/takers (bad eggs). How long does it take before you identify and dump the bad eggs? mmmm Omelets.

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Do you enjoy spending time alone? I suck. I go visit people I don't like just to annoy them.

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Are you a listener or a talker? Neither one, leave me alone.

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Just found out today that I finally get to go back home from Iraq after 16 Months. I leave next week...WOOO HOOOO!!! Anyone want to congratulate me? Wouldn't wanna jinx ya.

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If you were a pirate on a ship and there was another pirate ship approching and they shouted to you" show us your buccaneers" what would your reply be? Ahoy there, what the hell is a buccaneer?

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Did you ever risk it all and win? A few times, but I'm still way behind.

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Does it annoy you that tomorrow is always a day away? :) It hadn't really crossed my mind, but now that you mention it I do feel somewhat annoyed. This sucks. How incredibly annoying.

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MEN ONLY: As an adult, has a woman ever slapped or hit you? If so, what did you do in return, if anything? Details? Yes, but she was a dominatrix and I enjoyed it. I really can't say what I did in return, children might use this site.

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If you saw your child fataly injured in front of you, and the suspect was there, what would you do? As far as I know I have no children so I'd be like she's lying I want a dna test or something. But it's difficult to be sure exactly how you would react in the actual situation. I imagine that shock and disbelief would overwhelm me to the point of insanity probably, I seriously doubt my first reaction would be kill or get revenge, all focus would be towards the child, I probably...

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Have you ever picked up the phone assuming you knew who the caller was and started staying naughty things, when come to find out it wasnt who you thought it was? Just once, turned out to be my dad was on the other line, it was a good 5 minutes before I realized it was him, may have even been longer if he hadn't started saying naughty things back to me. I was like........ oops, thought you were mom.

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Do you shave or wax down below? Well, sometimes I wax off down there.

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So how adventerous are you? (Sexual) I'd try anything twice, even Norman.

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Who is the absolute worst person we could elect to the US presidency in 2008? Why? Osama Bin Yo Mamma - because something tells me he would have a hidden agenda.

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Where is the worst place to shout i'm horny? I'm not sure which is worse - Family Reunion or A Morgue

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What holiday season are you most looking forward to? Islamic New Year (Al-Hijra): January 20 (Depends on the sighting of the moon in North America)

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What would come to your mind if I were to yell, "death!"? Ahh, finally.

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Are you straight or curly? Straight. Short and curly.

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Did i do something? I don't know for sure, but from what I hear it was someone actually.

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Where's the worst place to call out, "Group hug!"? Earth.

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Do mixed relationships work: Atheist and Christian? I've heard that love conquers all but that's asking alot, if I was a Christian I would not want to take the chance on my relationship with an atheist compromising my already slim chance of getting into that one place in the sky. And on the other hand, being an atheist I'm pretty sure that drive me nuts and I could not foresee much happiness coming out of it, I'd look...

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I'm a Jew, but sometimes I find it really hard to believe in a God, since he doesn't seem to help the world very much. I want to believe there is a higher power, but it gets really hard. Any thoughts? Yeah I have alot of thoughts, I'm kinda like you, but a little different. You find it hard to believe in God, I find it impossible. You want to believe there is a higher power and I'm relieved there isn't. If God actually existed then there is something seriously wrong with that dude. For an all knowing being he sure seems to be more than a little retarded. And he must have been...

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Do you ever wake up and not know what day it is? Sometimes I'm not sure what year it is. I have to stop and think for a second when someone asks my age ocassionally. I also have a terrible sense of direction. I'm always lost.

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Okay I have been with my boyfriend for quite a while; I love him. And he kinda gave me an ultimatum, he said that I have until tomorrow to choose if i wanna stay with him or just be friends. He said he doesn't wanna lose me so i dont know what to do. One day? I think you're right, he does wanna lose you, it sounds like to me. If it was me I'd probably atleast give ya a weekend. I couldn't tell you what I think you should do, I don't know you very well and I don't know what you want. But if it was me I'd laugh at him and tell him that it won't take a whole day but out of decency I'd go grab lunch to...

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Are you afraid of spiders? And if you are what was your worst spider experience? I'm not afraid of 'em but if they look at me a little funny then I'll go out of my way to avoid them. Most of them are fairly decent but some of them are real pricks for no reason. Either way I don't want their hairy legs crawlin' all over me.

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Would you fight the other sex? You think you can? I'm a pretty peaceful person for the most part, not really into violence, don't really wanna hit a girl, but I suppose if you smoked all my weed I'd knock your ass out.

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Where did you lose your virginity? In prison. Good times, those were the days.

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Social experiment - Would you please write down a number? any number? 420.....69 generally follows

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I just heard that Owen Wilson tried to commit suicide. Is anyone else besides me shocked? I'm not really shocked, a little disappointed maybe, that he can't seem to get the job done. Just admit it, that whiney voice and crooked nose makes you wanna help him finish the job doesn't it....what a pansy.

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Why do guys like to smell their fingers after they finger a woman? This question is obscene, immature, and in horrible taste. Of course those aren't the only reasons that I like it but I had to throw in a compliment or two. I'm not sure why they do it though, I usually have more on my face than my fingers so I really don't feel the urge to sniff my fingers. I'm more like Colonel Sanders in that case.

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I feel a need 2 desperatly talk to my X 2ask why she left i feel even if it was 4 some dude it would help with clousure.I want to leave her alone so bad 2-3 days good then im leaving messages with all emotions. Are any awnsers going change the pain? Probably not, the answers might make it sting even more. I find that taking a baseball bat to her car helps ease the hurt when that happens, and if you got any nudie pics of her laying around then putting together a nice long slide show on you tube set to the tune of Guns N Roses "I used to love her but I had to kill her" might be a constructive way to deal with the slimy ho bag.

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What's your favourite song about casual drug use? Get Stoned by Hinder is pretty good I guess, all the best ones are pretty much spoken for it looks like.

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Thoughts on michael jackson? I try not to, but I just had a mental image of him in his tighty whiteys chasing a little monkey around the ranch.

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Would you bring Elvis back to life if you could? Elvis Costello? Sure, I suppose. But I'd rather bring back a pretty woman, hell if she's still fresh I guess I could take it either way.

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Can an absent father be replaced? I suppose it depends a good deal on why he's absent. Maybe he passed away, in which case you can't really blame him. But if he's still kickin' but ain't doin' his job then maybe he oughtta be replaced by someone who will. Everyone is expendable.

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Why does everybody think country music sucks. i think it is awesome. at least you can understand it. I don't think everybody thinks it sucks, it's pretty popular with goat ropers and sheep herders. I don't think it sucks really, but I can only slap my knees and dosado for so long. The majority of it is pretty sappy though and it does get kinda old, I prefer headbanging and mosh pits over falling asleep and line dancing but that's just me.

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Forgive me for my ignorance, but do members of NAMBLA actually rape/molest young boys? Most probably don't, just the Catholic members mostly.

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How can you make a man fall madly in love with you? I'm not sure, I never really had the desire for men to fall in love with me, although I think I caught one looking at my butt one time.

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Why we are in Answerbag? I can't speak for anyone else, but sometimes I feel the need to be a smartass and this is a pretty decent outlet for that usually.

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When is the best time to be with your imaginary friend? After midnight so long as you don't feed them and keep them out of the bright light.

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What can't be forgiven? Anything can be forgiven, forgiveness is an individual's choice. No one can make anyone forgive and no one can force anyone not to forgive.

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What do men think of women who don't shave their legs or arm pits? Opinions will vary, most French men probably like it, most American men would probably still bone a hairy gal, they would just enjoy it slightly less, but not much less.

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Was/Is Jesus perfect? Some people probably think so, but I always tried to keep it realistic with my imaginary friends, Alfred was not perfect but his heart was in the right place.

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If a guy you work with gets a big silly grin on his face when you walk into the back room, and then says in a sexy voice "how is (your name) doing tonight", and then you giggle and he smiles some more does that mean he likes you? Yes, if you are a guy, because he sounds pretty gay.

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What kind of body language do guys use/show when they are attracted to a woman? Rigorous pelvic thrusts mostly.

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Made or un-made bed? Preferrably made, unless I'm the one who has to make it.

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If Adam and Eve were the first humans, did they look like monkeys, as that's where evolution tells us we started? Actually according to the fairy tale God made man in his image so they probably looked like we do now if you choose to believe the book of Genesis. But on the other hand maybe God looks like a monkey and that's why he hides in the clouds. He sure seems about as logical as a monkey.

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What do you do when you can't sleep and have to wake up very early the next day? Most generally a fat blunt and a bag of chips does the trick for me.

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What do I get? A cookie.

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Who do you think would win a fight between Peter Pan and bilbo baggins? I can never tell who's going to come out on top when two homosexuals are throwing down.

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Does your mind adhere to conventions and norms or does it operate on another level which adheres to no standards or rules and freely thinks randomly and creatively with sheer abandon as to how anyone else will think or react to the ideas that you have? Definitely the latter. Screw everyone else.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Depends on what you're trying to cook.

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Do you believe in the Bible? Absolutely not. I was never very big on fairy tales. Even if I was, that particular fairy tale is a little too dark for me, I like something a little more upbeat and positive.

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What did the last text message you recieved say? "I got a QP, how much ya need?"

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Be creative.. explain the scenario! Charlie died when the music stopped Charlie was playing musical chairs with an elephant, unfortunately charlie won by a fraction of a second.

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If God created Eden, and God created the tree of Knowledge, and God created Eve with curiosity, and God created the snake, and God allowed the snake to enter the Garden, then why is mankind to blame for original sin? Isn't God guilty of entrapment? Yeah, it is definitely a setup. In the first place it seems pointless to create a tree of knowledge on earth if not for the benefit of man. Second, if he honestly did not want them to mess with it he could have put it out of their reach. Not to mention the fact that he claims to know what's going to happen before it happens because he's all knowing. I would say he's stupid but he...

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If a child can safely and voluntarily fit into a suitcase for the duration of a flight, shouldn't it be legal for him to do so, in order to save money? a 50 pound boy Safely and voluntarily are really irrelevant in this case. There is a certain level of respect and dignity that all humans, rightly, ought to be treated with and stuffing people in suitcases in order to save money clearly violates that. And since we're talking about children it is especially wrong, children are too young to know what is in their best interest. Even if it is voluntary on...

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If the story of Noah's Ark is true, does that mean he had Native Americans (who were not discovered by western civilization untill 1492) on the Ark also? How could this be if they were unknown at the time? Whenever I stop and think about it, it amazes me that so many intelligent people continue to believe any of the unbelievable claims the bible makes. It's not that I don't understand the various reasonings people use as to why they believe, but it does amaze me.

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Logically speaking, could you answer this question with only two words? What about three? It's possible.

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Why do people want to become stronger? People, by nature, constantly strive to be better and most people agree stronger is better than weaker.

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A lot of women say they don't like getting flowers from a guy, but I think that is a lie... they say it.. but if you got them flowers it would make their day... What do you think? I've only known one woman who made it clear to me that she never wanted flowers, and that diamonds were not her best friend. She didn't want someone killing flowers for her benefit and won't accept diamonds due to the fact that there is slavery involved in the mining of them. But I think most women appreciate the thoughtful sentiment.

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If I type in the word bomb and terrorist.. and FBI into this thing... will the government start tapping my phone? Yes, especially since it may appear English is a second language for you.

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Do you think that the government is covering up the fact that aliens have already visited our planet? No, I think that is absurd. The government can not even properly cover up oral sex in the white house.

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Would you rather go skydiving or bungee jumping and why? Skydiving, it lasts longer, it's much higher, and the view is so much better. Skydiving also allows for creative freedom, gives the participant quite alot more participation and control.

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What did you do for your 23rd birthday, or what would you LIKE to do for your 23rd birthday? I can't remember so apparently I got pretty wasted.

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At the end of a date would you rather watch a movie, or lay in an open field looking at the stars? The latter, so long as it's not too cold and bug spray is handy.

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Sex N Drugs N Rock N Roll..... whatever happened to these? In these days of souless corporate muzak? Nothing happened to these, they are alive and well and just as much a part of society as they were during the hippy movement. I think it has more to do with the terminology of it rather than it's disregard. While the phrase may have all but died out, the general concept lives on strongly.

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If you had to choose between sailing around the world or riding horse back through south america what would you choose and why? I would ride a horse through South America. I think of all the marijuana fields I might stumble upon and I get giddy.

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Do you think picking belly button lint out of your partner is weird or a sign of love? I suppose if it's done out of love it would be a sign of love. I'm trying real hard to keep an open mind about the weirdness of it, but I'm thinking it's a little weird. Maybe I shall pick lint from the belly button of my partner, as an experiment, to test whether or not I felt weird about it. It seems a little bit yucky to me.

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If you were granted one thousand days of life more than your alotted..what would you do with them? I would put aside all my fears, worries, anger, and all other negativity in my life that I have allowed to cloud my thoughts and affect my actions which have been deterrents in my pursuit of happiness and in being the best person I can be. I would love more and judge less. I would appreciate more and take for granted less. And I would do my best to make every second count for something good.

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Should I be frightened of my upcoming Maestro status? Irrational fears stem from irrational thinking, mental illness, or trauma. Perhaps that should be frightening.

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What do you do if your child says "I'm bored"? I say "I'm Fred, nice to meet you."

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What is your favorite game to play? Naked twister.

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What's your favourite phallic symbol? :-)

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What are the functions of the roughened areas on the cranium? Brain protection.

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Would you expect all fossils identified as homo erectus to have cephalic indices and supraorbital height indices the same as the homo sapiens, homo neanderthalensis and homo habilis? No, not all of them.

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What was the weirdest thing a stranger ever said to you? Oogity boogity.

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At what point does 'new' become 'old'? I don't think there really is a point that something goes from new to old. I think there is a period of time that something is new then the newness wears off and it's no longer new, but it's not instantly old at this point. There is a grace period between new and old. It's mainly based on personal opinion.

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Where do you think the beauty of a woman lies in? Pretty much everything that makes a woman a woman.

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Could a long distance relationship with someone from another country survive, even though the two met online in a chat room? If it could survive, should they meet each other in person? It happens all the time.

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Why do i like him so much? It's a filthy and thankless job but somebody's gotta do it.

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Do you think some stereotypes have some merit, at least partially so? Yes, for some reason Chinese folks love laundry and fingernails in this country. The problem with it is that not all Chinese folks do laundry or fingernails for a living, some also cook Chinese food so we all need to keep in mind that while there is a good chance the Chinese people we meet own a laundry or nail salon, it is possible that they own a Jade Garden so try to keep an open mind.

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If staying busy at work seems to make the time go by faster, why do so many people stand around and do nothing? Some of them may enjoy being at work so much that they don't want the time to pass quickly, they want to savor every waking second there at work. Although with the majority of people it's simply lack of motivation. Both self motivation and outside motivation from their employer. It usually means they don't like much about their job other than payday.

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Why if your told not to do something do you do it? Generally I don't base what I do on whether or not I was told to. But for those who do I would guess it's because doing everything they're told is boring and unexciting.

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Does language determine thought? Quite the opposite, someone had to think up the concept of language, therefore thought must also be present without language. So, it could be argued that thought determines language.

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Female's watching porn...is that common? Of course it is, wouldn't you want to see the movies you starred in....

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Anybody have good burrito jokes? An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch. The Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time,...

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What was your worst illogical childhood fear? Death.

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HOw can I be nice to people in public and on this website Think about how you are normally and do the opposite.

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I recently havent seen my bf for a week and felt no reason to shave below the belt..so when I finally did see him I decided to shave in a little landing strip and he wont stop pulling my pants down to look at it! Why is that so amusing to guys? I'm sorry what was the question? Lost my train of thought.

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If you were a millionaire would regularly give money to the needy? I regularly do now. My creditors seem to be extremely needy constantly. Nahh, giving to the needy would cut into my weed money. They will have to get money from these other would-be millionaire baggers.

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Women seem to notice underlying tension and "bad vibes" more often than men in most cases..do you agree with that statement? Yes, women are way more in touch with emotion and intuition than men. Our brains are wired much differently, all we want is food when we're hungry, beer whether we're thirsty or not, sex all the time, and for you to leave us alone when football is on, if those needs are met then we don't need to notice anything else.

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I met this really nice man upon a dating website hes 46 and im 17 nearly 18 is it wrong? I see absolutely nothing wrong with it so long as no laws are being broken, if the law states where you are that you can't date adults until you are 18 then I'd wait til I was 18. But aside from that, if two people feel an attraction and enjoy one another's company then I say age is of no importance. There are some obvious obstacles and possible problems that may arise, but what...

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Do you think that steam rooms are good for you? Nope, I've seen what steam does to vegetables.

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I need help in how to come out to my parents ive found a wonderful bf online were meeting on friday and im finding it hard i dont know if i can or not wat can i do? I know what you mean. When I found a really hot girlfriend online I was finding it hard constantly. Seriously though, the best advice I can give is this....you gotta live your life for you and pursue your own happiness, don't worry about trying to make everyone else happy, you'll end up unhappy and they won't be happy either way. To thine ownself be true.

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If you had the chance to, for just one fleeting moment, clearly perceive the entirety of existence and fully comprehend your place in it, would you want to? No question about it, undoubtedly I would.

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How many keys do you have ? (trying to ascertain the average) I count 106 keys on my keyboard and 17 extra buttons.

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Escalate, detonate, exacerbate, irritate, pontificate, promulgate, propagate,propitiate...maybe we should eliminate these words and what they mean might disappear. What other things would you like to see disappear by removing the words that describe them? Constipate, radiate, regurgitate, and fornicate...oops scratch that last one.

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When I get angry at my gf because of something wrong she did, the only thing she will say is "sorry" (sometimes) or nothing at all. I want her to show some understanding. It bothers me. Is that wanting too much? I have a similar problem, mine says "Didn't mean to." I don't think it's wanting too much.

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Coming out i need help That's ok, sometimes going in I need help.

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What is your laugh like? Sort of a cross between the dude from Revenge of the Nerds, Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop, and Ed, the hyena from Lion King. It can be quite disturbing.

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Who's the last person that called you? I don't know, it came up as a private number and due to my cannabis induced paranoia I did not answer it.

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Is there a self help group or 12 step program to help overcome addiction to Answerbag? I don't think it's an addiction that needs to be overcome unless it rules you and affects your life negatively on a consistent basis. There's much worse things in life than being addicted to something that's fun as well as educational.

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School is ok but it relly gets on my nerves who ever invented school i would kill them if i saw them or maby there great great great great great great great great grand son/grand daughter Listen to me, after reading your "question", it has become quite apparent that you really need to stay in school. Badly. And try not to focus too much on homocidal rage.

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If it only takes one person to change the world for the better, why hasn't it happened yet? The world has been changed for the better, continuously throughout history, it's better now than when Hitler was alive.

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Is money worth it? Nothing is worth it, life sucks whether you got money or not. So I say might as well make some money to support your cannabis habit.

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Look around you for the nearest box that's bigger than about 6 inches by 10 inches by 4 inches. What do you keep in that box? My cannabis.

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I'm 33 & my biological clock is ticking away!...Am I right to start panicking? I honestly have no idea when it's right to start panicking. Personally, I would probably tend to feel more relief than panic if it was me.

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What are some good things to take with you on an airline flight? Cannabis and a parachute.

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Do you like to argue? Why or why not? No, it's too stressful. I don't mind a friendly intelligent debate ocassionally.

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Am I alone in giving my dog a bowl of milk every once in a while? Probably, I doubt anyone else gives your dog a bowl of milk.

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When Christ died the bible says "He descended into hell" Why did he descend into hell? The bible says alot of crazy stuff, other than for educational purposes, it's not good for much, well maybe to level out that old dining room table with the gimpy leg.. It poisons the mind and intends to keep the public ignorant of the truth.

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Hi I am looking for someone to tell me what is the easiest and fastest way to commit suicide. I went to 6 doctors already and over 5 kind of medications all worthless and spoke to my religus leaders and they did not give any satisfactory answer so please Beheading.

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Is there anything wrong with gays? Yes, there's something wrong with everyone. However, sexual preference generally has very little to do with it.

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Shouldn't it be, "Can I ask you two questions?" instead of "Can I ask you a question?" No, you're asking permission to ask the second question, not the first question, the first question you just asked without permission.

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If you have a small tragus can it still be peirced & would it still turn out good It's not the size of the tragus but how you use it.

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Do you ever get to the point where you feel no emotion? No, I think emotion exists constantly and continuously until the moment we die.

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How would you complete this. "I would ------ for a ----------!? I would walk a mile for a Camel.

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If your best friend asked you to have a threesome with his girl friend, would you? Yes, his wife too.

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If your best friend asked you to have a threesome with his girl friend, would you? *disregard*

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What event caused you to realize that you weren't a child anymore? My first 5 nights in jail when I was 18.

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Its an "IM GONNA JUMP"! scenario; what not to say? Depends, if he's white then there's no worry, white men can't jump.

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If you had to give a percentage to your sanity level, what percent sane are you? I ask myself that question regularly. There seems to be a vast difference in variance from day to day. Generally I tend to think I'm 100 percent sane, however I then start to wonder if I'm completely insane then I probably would not realize it and just think I'm sane.

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Faith or Religion? If you have to pick one? Faith, but not faith in the supernatural. Faith in life, reality, truth, people.

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Is it raining men near you? No, but Rain Man was on tv yesterday near me.

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My mom believes in marrying same culture. my boyfriend is from different background than me will marriage work between us and can she accept it? Yes it will work, no she can't accept it.

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Are you disiplined about getting to appointments on time? Nahh, I'm never in any big hurry to get somewhere. Sometimes I'm early, sometimes I'm on time, sometimes I'm late. If they don't like it I have a special email complaint box.

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Why am i staying in an emotionally abusive relationship I haven't a clue, there must be some reason though, insecurity, fear, feelings of attachment perhaps.

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Stand in the middle of whatever room your in and close your eyes. Spin yourself around three times and open your eyes... what do you see? I'm a blind paraplegic all I can see are my own thoughts.

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Is it really good if your vacuum cleaner sucks? It's pretty good if your vacuum sucks, it's really good if it sucks alot.

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What are the side effect if any of too much salt? Death. Mass suicides by ingesting a pound of salt have been documented. On a smaller scale problems with blood thinning and clotting...stroke and heart attack.

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What kind of animals have you seen close-up? Saw a mouse once, couple grasshoppers.

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Could 40 lions kill a t-rex? Serious, science-based opinions only, please. It went from 50 to 40 since you last asked this question, this must really be a burning question for you. I think 40 lions would be little match for T Rex, at 40 ft. long, 20 ft. tall, and up to 7 tons. At any given time I would guess only half that number could actually be attacking him while posing a serious threat. His massive jaws, claws, and intense strength would assure a T Rex victory...

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Did you ever want to forget everything and start over? Nahh, I'm more interested in ending this game than starting a new one.

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Do you think Stephen King is just a little crazy? No more than the rest of us.

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If humans all looked alike, (like penguins), how would you be able to find your soul mate? I don't think soul mates are found based on physical appearance.

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Why are there some people who still have not learned that it is not polite to type in all capitals? First of all, it is hard on the eyes. Second of all, it is equivalent of yelling all the time. I never understood why caps bugs some people in the ways you describe. It does seem to have some sense of belligerence to it though with certain people. Personally it bothers me much more to see the written language butchered so badly and as often as it is than letters yelling at me.

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Think of a three letter word that can describe how you feel right now, mood wise.. XXX

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What do your undies say right now? You're the biggest ___hole I've ever seen.

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Who is the current Heavyweight boxing champion of the world? Rocky Balboa.

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What do you think about religion? Hate it or love it and why? Hate it. Not going to go into great detail, but it promotes ignorance, violence, and is the worst source of human segregation.

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What kind of bottled water do you drink? Pepsi.

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What do you think of when you think of Japan Mister Roboto.

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Is it worth waiting for a partner who you really connect with on all levels, (physical, mental, emotional, spiritual) or do you compromise? No, may as well compromise in the meantime, may get hit by a bus tomorrow.

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What's the one product every child needs? A leash.

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WILL YOU PLEASE GIVE THIS QUESTION A + (2 POINTS UP)? Yes, if you give this answer a + (5 points up).

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I'M ON YOUR SCREEN RIGHT NOW.WHAT AM I? Resin.

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I took a pregnancy test today and it came up positive. I have been taking the pill up until now. If I really am pregnant will my baby have birth defects because of taking the pill while pregnant? If you continued taking your birth control pill because you didn't realize you were pregnant, don't be alarmed. Despite years of this accident happening, there's very little evidence that exposure to the hormones in birth control pills causes birth defects. Still, the birth control pill is a potent estrogen. Lessons learned from women who took diethylstilbestrol — a...

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I know weed takes about 30 days to clear out of your blood system, but how long does it take shrumes to do it? Three days tops.

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What is the oldest sporting event in the United States? Fighting.

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I SHOULD BE WATERED FREQUENTLY.I CAN BE OUTSIDE.OR INSIDE.WHAT AM I? My pot plants.

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If you took a longevity test, would you worry if it only gave you another 10 years? Not for about 10 years.

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What's the best alcoholic SPORT? Pool, darts is second best, then hunting.

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I've heard that NO ONE likes their feet. Do you? No, I dislike their feet also.

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Who is better at remembering the past, women or men? Overall it's about equal, but women excel over men at remembering physical appearances of people.

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What colour do you never wear? Why? Pink, because I'm a boy.

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How do YOU eat your apples? On a stick with caramel and peanuts.

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What's one thing you will NEVER touch? A person being electrocuted.

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What makes you want to wake up every day? The notion that not waking up everyday would suck.

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Dont you want to poke the pillsberry dough boy in the belly? Not with my finger.

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Is it ok for your boy to comment on attractive women and is it ok for your boy to talk to other girls as friends via internet? Sure, there's no need to convict him of cheating until he cheats or shows intent.

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What movies made you cry? I've never been in a movie.

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My dog wakes up in the middle of the night and scratches the floor like a cat would. Any explanations? You may be hallucinating.

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I POLLUTE THE ENVIRONMENT...YOU USE ME ALMOST EVERY DAY.I GUZZLE SOMETHING EXPENSIVE.WHAT AM I? Crackhead prostitute.

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What would qualify someone as a hero, and who would be one? X-ray vision. Superman.

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I need to write something so that i can put it in a fortune cookie. What should i write? Avoid unnecessary gambles. Lucky numbers: 22 31 33 40 49

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Why would this get rated down? "If you gay or bi..at what age did you realize that you were and accept it.? " are you frightened? Some people probably rate on spelling, grammar, and sentence structure. There are endless possible reasons why it got downrated.

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If you were given up at berth for adoption would you ever want to see your parents again? Definitely.

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I CAN CHANGE YOUR EMOTIONS QUICKLY.YOU'RE EASILY ENTERTAINED BY ME.YOU MAY SEE YOURSELF ON ME.WHAT AM I? My ex girlfriend.

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Should the parent(s) of a child given up for adoption be allowed to contact the child later in life? I see nothing wrong with contacting anyone later in life.

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My girlfriend broke up with do you know any sites were i can find another A singles bar is a site where you can find another.

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If you were stuck on an island and were given the chance of one type of food to eat what would it be? Pot brownies.

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Why do you have a car, why not protect the environment and use public transport? Because I enjoy privacy and control.

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Would you buy a small car? Yes.

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I'm hard yet soft, I'm coloured yet clear... ..I'm fruity and sweet, I am jelly. What am I? An Easter Egg.

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Which celebrity would make the worst president? Pee Wee Herman.

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My cousin is 9.she is a lesbian her parents dont know it because she lives with me and my parents dont know because their never home.she wants to kiss a girl really badly but her friends arent lesbians what should she do. I don't believe there is such a thing as a 9 year old lesbian, but what she should do is not worry about kissing lesbians so much and focus on childhood.

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If God had a favorite food, what would it be? It would be a food that no one knows about, earth food just wouldn't cut it for a god.

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What's the one product that every woman needs? The world giftwrapped.

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Last night I got $150 ticket because from cops because my tail-lights were not working & I didn't knew about it. You think I deserved it? People have lost their lives because someone's tail lights were out, they didn't deserve that.

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Was it nice to be with several siblings? Personally I am an only child, but I was with a pair of twins once, not at the same time though.

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If you could give a teenager some good advice what would it be? (Laughter) Oh man, you are so screwed.

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Are you related to a famous person? Alot of people tell me I'm the descendant of some people called Adam and Eve, I don't believe them though. But it might be true.

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Men: Do you (or would you) allow your family to disrespect your partner? Why or why not? No, even though she is retarded, that privelege is reserved for me.

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Do u always trust yourself? No, I am not to be trusted.

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If you can have anything in the world what would it be? Happiness.

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If God showed up at your door..what would you do? Go to rehab.

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This guy keeps on calling me fat and ugly but i know i'm not what should i do? What people think of you or say about you, especially if it's false really shouldn't matter to you but if it gets to the point of harrassment then you may need to take proper action.

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I really like a boy and I think we have a future together. I'm a little chubby though? What should i do to make him like me. I WANT GOOD answers! I want good questions, looks like we're both screwed.

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If you found the edge of the world/universe, would you tell anyone? Why would you tell/not tell? Yeah I guess, if people wanted to know. If the universe is all there is and it has a fixed border that means beyond that border would be nothingness which would probably look like nothing, therefore I theorize that even if the edge of the universe were found it would be impossible to know it. Because you couldn't see it and the human brain is incapable of functioning in or comprehending...

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Would you die for your partner? Not on purpose.

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WOW; how long does it take to become completely, debilitatingly addicted to this site? I think for some people it is. I'm not allowed to use this site alone anymore due to its highly addictive nature and my highly addictive personality. I have to use the buddy system, he is my voice of reason.

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What is the best and inexpensive way to treat Texas fire ants that keep coming back every month that is hopefully organic and or chemical free? I'm not sure, but isn't everything organic chemically based....

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Do the Mormons have a specific name they give to a member who leaves of their own accord and do they have a name for someone who they give the boot to, if they kick people out? Oh man, I'd feel like such a loser if I got kicked out of a religion, or did you mean the gorgons?

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You just woke up from a 14 year coma, what would you order from the hospital menu? I'd be entirely too horny to be thinking of food, they better give all nurses that day off or somebody's getting screwed.

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How many days a week do you fully shower? (washing your hair too.) Seven usually, but ocassionally I let a Saturday or Sunday slip by if I'm loafing at home all day. Clean clothes and a couple swipes of right guard or old spice can usually buy me a day. I really don't understand the concept of showering without washing one's hair though. I always figured hell I'm already in here why wash everything but my head....well maybe if your was...

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What are your thoughts on the war in Iraq? Holy cow, there is a war in Iraq?!! I want to know why I wasn't notified, those are my thoughts!

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Do you support the Day of Silence/Gay Pride? Yes or no. I didn't know what it was until I looked it up just now. But yeah sure, sounds like a good thing to me. Based on the paragraph I read about it.

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Do you miss the good old days "when"...? Ignorance was bliss. Ahh those were the days, carefree and happy and looked forward to the future with aspiration and gleeful anticipation.

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Are most athiests anti-christian or just athiests? Most atheists are atheistic about all gods, it probably seems like Christianity is the one they pick on most for a couple reasons. Firstly because I think Christianity is the most widely accepted religion and most atheists are a bi-product of the Christian faith in particular. What I mean to say is I think most atheists were Christians or were taught Christianity before claiming atheism.

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Have you ever considered slathering yourself in hot honey mustard sauce? Just once, when I was 14. I dropped acid for the first and last time, but for 9 minutes and 48 seconds I believed I was a chicken mcnugget and grimace was chasing me down trying to eat me, briefly I considered slathering myself in hot honey mustard sauce because the hamburglar once told me he was allergic to yellow dye number 5, the only reason I didn't do it was because I remembered that...

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Is it me, or everybody's asking questions that are becomming more and more stupid? If you stop and think about it....for every intelligent, interesting, or thought-provoking question that can be asked there are about a hundred million trillion questions that can also be asked which are just the opposite. It just stands to reason that most questions are going to seem inferior.

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Why didn't you become a Doctor? I decided it was more logical for me to avoid sickly people.

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How would you define the edge between borderline and full fledged crazy? When reality is completely misinterpreted.

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Do you think PMS is a reasonable excuse to be found not guilty of committing a crime? Why or why not? No, it's not a reasonable excuse to be found not guilty of committing crimes. Normal and natural biological functions, even ones that hurt or alter our moods do not make it ok to commit crimes. It appears to me that giving birth is far more painful and mood altering than PMS not even taking into account any drugs she might be on, is it sensible to allow women to go on murderous rampages in...

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What are Australopithecus? Mostly bones, fossils, and dust. They used to be the earliest known living ancestor of modern man millions of years ago. I think Kent Hovind would disagree though.

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Why do parents treat their children differently? The question is a little vague, it could be interpreted many ways. I assume you mean a person treating his son differently than his daughter or one son differently from another son, whatever the situation may be as far as the number and sex of the children. It's simple, they are different people. It would be strange to treat a boy like a girl or a high schooler like a toddler.

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What is hard to forget? Having amnesia, it would be a constant reminder I'd think.

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It's been proven that alcohol is the worst "drug" in the world. Why do people drink it? Alcohol, most certainly has not been proven to be the worst drug in the world. There are probably more types of drugs in the world than any one person in the world knows about. Everyone has their own reasons for drinking alcohol. Drinking alcohol is not a problem, abusing alcohol is the problem and the reasons a person might abuse alcohol are countless.

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Just how much fun is a barrel of monkeys? It will vary among different people. But, by using a simple mathematical formula anyone can easily measure how much fun a barrel of monkeys is for them at any given time. First we must start with the basic premise that time flies when you (the metaphorical you, not you personally) are having fun. Then we extrapolate it to say that the more fun you have, the faster time flies. This...

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What would happen if you preformed every bodily function at once? Funny you should ask, this is exactly what God did to create the big bang. Now you know why he had to rest all day Sunday.

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What is a good pick up line for a male to use in a bar/restuarant? I don't believe any pickup lines are good. Some are funny though, feel free to try these out, results may vary. What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?? Why you've got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to cum across!

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Do you love free food? No, it's ok but I don't love it. Enslaved food stole my heart years ago.

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What are the names of the joints in the human body? Tetrahydrocannabinol.

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What does it mean to BRB (be right back)? It means someone is letting someone know that they are going to be absent for a short time but plan to be right back. It's most often used in internet chat. It's generally considered inconsiderate or rude to leave a conversation or game in the middle of it without letting people know.

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Is the united states of america going to attack Iran? Magic 8 ball says "outlook not good". So probably not, unless it means outlook not good for Iran.

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What's the hardest thing for you to do? Enjoy privacy.

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Which is more important, increasing people's standard of living, or protecting the environment? I really have no idea what it means to increase people's standards of living. That just makes no sense to me. How a person chooses to live within the law is a personal choice. I'm not sure it's right to make laws forcing everyone to change many aspects of their lives to live up to the personal standards of someone else. So by process of elimination, protecting the environment is...

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How do you know if does a person know if it is an infatuation or if its love? Live and learn, experience, common sense, and good judgement are the best and really the only qualified tools you have to work with. One way to rule out infatuation is time. Infatuation can not stand the test of time but love can. When infatuation does not taper off or gets stronger over time, then it's not infatuation anymore, it's either love or psychotic obsession. If the...

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Favorite quote in relation to mornings? There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock. ~Author Unknown

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Should i try to get with a girl who is a heavy drinker even though I don't drink? Long story short she is depressed from her sister dying in a car crash 10 years ago and her mom dying of cancer last year, she is spliting with her boyfriend for 3rd time. Let me just say this, I've never known a heavy drinker who had a constructive and healthy romantic relationship during their heavy drinking.....especially with a non-drinker. I've known roughly 100 heavy drinkers, myself included. You may be the exception or you may somehow convince her to halt her self-destructive behavior and live happily ever after, who knows.

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If you had to take on a Sith name, what would you choose? Darth what? Darth Brooks.

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What is missing right now? My memory I think, but I don't remember, maybe it was something else. Crap, I forgot what the question was. Please ask it again.

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What are some reasons that I would join the navy? You like bell bottoms and Popeye.

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Do you think Mc Donalds is responsible for most of the over weight people in america. It is just a question nutin personal. No, everyone is responsible for their own choices. If McDonalds was forcing people to eat their food then possibly. In fact it is possible to eat at McDonalds quite healthily, and they have the nutritional content of all their food readily available to anyone interested.

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I already put files in my mp3 player logik and now I try to put again but i cannot with 1 Gb free Bummer.

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How often do you pray? Never, I try to spend as little of my time doing wishful thinking as possible. Still working on that.

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What would you REALLY like to put on your answering machine? If this is my boss calling me in to work don't hold your breath. If you're trying to collect money I'm broke. If you're trying to give me money hold on I'm coming. If I'm not expecting your call I'm asleep.

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Why is Jesus so boring? I find Jesus to be fascinating fiction actually.

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Who thinks leonardo decaprio was hot in the movie titanic? Gay men and ugly women mostly.

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I'm only 15 and I'm attempting to write a novel. I've actually gotten pretty far with it, but I'm not too confident about it, and I haven't even written any short stories. Am I kidding myself? Most likely, but possibly not. No harm in trying. Got nothing to lose. May be surprised.

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I an nursing my son and my husband wants to nurse also. do you think i should let him or is it just wierd for him to want to nurse. i need some advice as to how to deal with this. It's unusual, but I don't think it's weird. If you're comfortable letting him then I don't see a problem, but if it's a problem for you then my advice is to talk to him and tell him how you feel.

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I am sat at my desk at work, there is a person sat next to me at the adjacent desk. What is his name? (3 points for who gets it right.) I would have to say his name is Sat.

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If Pinocchio said, "My nose is about to grow," what would happen? Nothing, because it's the truth. But 2 minutes later he would tell a lie and it would grow. Saying "my nose is about to grow" does not have to mean it's going to grow the second after I say it. "About to grow" is not terribly specific when referring to when.

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What color are you inside? Black, without light color is not visible, I'm closed up, no light gets in.

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Other than water, what has 0 calories? Air.

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If Elvis were still alive, would he be revered the way he is now? For the most part yes. A person's death certainly adds to his reverence. But a person of Elvis' stature, the importance of his influence, and the people's love and admiration for his music would still be as revered if he were alive.

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What do u tell someone who wants a arranged marriage? How could they appreciate something, or expect to be appreciated when it was handed to them? Aren't the things worth having, harder to get? What do u say to talk them out of it? Tell em its a bad idea. Actually I would think it would be harder making an arranged marriage work than one that is not arranged. Also if I wanted an arranged marriage I wouldn't really call it being handed to me, it's just a choice like any other choice. I'd think getting married the traditional way would be so much easier, chances are you've gotten to know the person pretty well, the feelings are...

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Would you rather win 500,000 or give 500,000 to charity? Assuming you mean dollars, pounds, pesos.....some type of monetary unit, I would rather give 500,000 to charity. Finding 500,000 would be great, but if I'm able to just give that much away then I must have atleast 10 times that much to even consider giving that much away.

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Can you describe your father in one word? No, he's nowhere near that complicated.

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What is more important, to love or to be loved? My first impulse is to say "to love" is by far more important. To be loved, yet having never loved anyone myself I could not fully appreciate the profound nature of what it means to be loved. Being loved without a true understanding of what it means would be tragic. Knowing love is the greatest gift, the only way to truly know, understand, and fully appreciate it is by feeling it for...

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What are you curious to know? Everything there is to know.

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What did momma always say? You gonna lose all your fancy foos balls games! And you gonna fail your big exam! Because school is? The devil.

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Have you ever been affected by nepotism, cronyism, affirmative action, outsourcing, or any other controversial hiring practice? Just drug testing that I'm aware of.

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If you were forced to go out naked in public, which would you cover: your face or your body? Taking into account the shrinkage factor, assuming I am sober, one hand would easily cover the frontal view leaving the other hand free for just enough facial coverage to lessen the chances of facial recognition while still being able to see where I'm going.

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What is the chance that aliens do exist? It depends on which definition for aliens you're using. An alien can be a person from a foreign country inside your country and they do exist. I think you most likely are referring to extra terrestrial lifeforms which began their life somewhere other than Earth. In which case there is no undeniable proof of their existence nor their non-existence. But given the mathematical probability of...

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Whom would you consider as your enemy? No one I know personally, but I know there are people who consider me their enemy for no other reason than my country, my beliefs, my color, how many dogs I have, and various other illogical reasons so anyone who considers me their enemy I have to consider my enemy, I just don't know them to name them.

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How dead is a dodo? A dodo is all the way dead. In fact the entire species is believed to be extinct, meaning every one is all the way dead.

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Would you rather catch a leprechoun or find a jenie in a bottle? Definitely a genie, leprechauns do not want to be found or captured, they are greedy, selfish, and ill-tempered generally and will cross you the first chance they get. Whereas, on the other hand, genies are generally much easier to get along with. Most times the genie is imprisoned and by being discovered and granting 3 wishes they will be freed which is usually motive enough to hold up their...

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What does cardiovascular mean? Relating to the heart, lungs, and blood vessels.

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Have you ever punched someone? and why? Yes, a few times between junior high and high school. Details are sort of fuzzy, but one of them had punched me in the chest because I didn't have the money I owed him when he wanted it and had bullied me several times after that and eventually he made me mad enough I took a swing at him. I remember another kid in high school who didn't like me for some reason told me he was going to...

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If i concentrate for long enough can i move an object with my mind? One definition of "mind" is that which is responsible for one's thoughts and feelings; the seat of the faculty of reason. A person could make a strong argument that a thought is generated in the mind to move an arm and the neurological impulses from the brain instruct the arm to move, and when the arm moves it knocks over a lamp, in one sense it is true that an object was moved...

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Are rats(from a pet store) usually dangerous and act like they have rabies? No, not usually. Pet stores, in the United States at the very least, are required by law, if not decency and common sense, to ensure the animals they sell are free from disease. Rats from a pet store which are healthy usually are not dangerous nor do they usually exhibit symptoms of rabies.

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If you a complete athiest, and don't believe in God, but you pray to him to do well on the next test, or to have something go right in your life, does that make you a hypocrite? Not necessarily. First let me say that just because an atheist believes there is no god does not mean that there is no god and he may be fully aware of that fact and willing to admit that he might be wrong, afterall, when it comes right down to it nobody really knows for certain despite what they may believe. A complete atheist may find himself in a desperate situation where he feels like his...

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What is the difference Between the mind and the brain? There are probably several differences. I think the most obvious is the fact that the brain can be perceived through the 5 senses, meaning it can be seen, felt, smelled, etc. whereas the mind it seems cannot.

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Name one thing that's too serious to be joked about? Nothing, whether or not it's funny is a different story altogether.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? This is basically how it goes: 1. Chicken gets laid. 2. Chicken cums. 3. Egg comes. 4. Egg gets laid.

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How to make money? The basic concept here is having something to offer that others are willing to pay you for. Some people offer material goods, others offer skills or services, still others make investments which means risking a certain amount of money in hopes the outcome will earn a profit instead of a loss, this might include gambling, stocks and bonds, savings accounts, starting a business, or loaning to...

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Does showing emotion show weakness? No, showing emotion is a natural human characteristic and a great way to communicate with other humans. In fact, not showing emotion can cause real problems such as depression and other mental illnesses as well as developmental disorders which can make it difficult to function properly in a society. Not to mention that it would make forming natural relationships difficult and most likely...

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Why would anybody pierce naval/tounge/eyebrow etc.? Some people do it out of tradition or religion, others do it just to try out something new. There are countless personal reasons why someone would get pierced.

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Ever get pulled over by the cops and get away without a ticket? Yes, but a ticket was not much of a concern, jail was much more likely, the ticket would have been more of an insult added to injury. A cop proceeded to search my vehicle for contraband claiming he smelled the odor of marijuana. Apparently he didn't find it.

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I need $10 quick. Parents wont budge. HELP! I don't see a question here. But if you have no idea how to come up with ten bucks then I'm afraid you're beyond my help.

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Do you believe in the statement "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" when referring to not needing to get married because a relationship is already good (or in other words, "not broke"? If a relationship is not already good I doubt marriage in itself is going to make it good. If a relationship is bad, marriage is not the next logical step. Marriage is not necessary to make a relationship good. Marriage and the value put on it mean different things to different people. Personally I do not think it is a necessity at all. In fact, I believe relationships would statistically last...

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Can you forgive me for absolutly hating this dreadful "holiday" ment for nothing else then making people in relationships feel good at the expense of putting single people into a soul crushing depression? I can forgive you for hating the holiday. I don't like it much myself. I'm not single so I dislike it for different reasons. It puts alot of unnecessary added stress on me. It's a day of high expectations....remembering the date, pretending to be nicer and sweeter than we both know I really am, not to mention finding the right card and gifts.

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I have never known a man to laugh so hard they peed themselves, yet I have known several women who have, whats up with that? It's just not a very manly scenario..."Bob, I giggled so hard I think I tinkled a little in my panties." Bob would start looking at me alot differently. I'm not saying women can easily get away with doing it, but easier than men probably. Of course this does not take into account any physical or psychological abnormalities.

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I get help from _________. (Besides Answerbag) ...anywhere I can.

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If you could live as long as you wanted to[with good health]would you? for how long? Yes, I would, but due to unknown circumstances in the future I couldn't say for how long.

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How can someone trust, believe, worship, obey something/someone whose existence he is unsure of? I sure can't. But some people don't realize what they are unsure of.

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If Adam and Eve didn't eat the fruit off the tree would the world be perfect with no Sin? If the bible is true then in theory I think the answer would be yes. But, it seems apparent to me that God went out of his way to ensure they ate the fruit. God knew in advance they would eat it if he put it there, yet he put it there anyways, and proceeds to be surprised and upset by an outcome he knew would happen and therefore caused himself.

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If the Roman Gods weren't real Gods, why is the Christian God any different? The trick is to make up a god that will stand the test of time, science, and common sense. When the Roman gods were made up there wasn't much knowledge on the solar system or the laws of the universe, so they were plausible explanations at the time. But eventually people realized the sun did not need a god to work on its own, they realized the true origin of lightning and so on. Today...

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If God created everything, then who created God? If God created everything, then no one created God.

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How would an Atheist answer this question: "Who or what started the Big Bang?" I think most atheists would answer "I don't know." The Big Bang is a theory, it's not presented as definite fact, there is much evidence and scientific data to support the theory however. In any event I think it's better to admit not knowing for sure than to claim unpossessed knowledge.

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If there is a God, why did He create the Earth? If there is a god and the bible is true then it seems to me that he created the earth for us to have a place to live.

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Why do some people believe that the New Testament is the word of God? How do they know this? Some people believe it because they were taught from a young age that it is. Others believe it because it gives meaning to their lives and answers questions for them. They don't know this, they may believe it, they may think they know it, but the truth is nobody knows the ultimate truth.

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How do atheists overcome pointlessness? Most atheists, I think, realize the absence of God is not the source of pointlessness. Life is what we make of it, if we believe we have a point, or a purpose, then we do....with or without God.

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Whats your proof that god does or doesnt exist? I have no proof either way, until I do the concept of God is irrelevant to me.

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Have you ever visually seen god? No, I have never seen any gods that I'm aware of.

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Do you lie to yourself? Yes, my five senses and general perceptions of reality quite often lie to me or atleast obscure much of the truth.

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Has Brittany Spears gone mad? For Britney, the transition phase from child stardom to adult stardom has been quite a bumpy one. It's been one problem after another for her starting a long time ago. I'm sure the drugs, relationship woes, problems with her kids, and mental pressures of her career and lifestyle have weighed very heavy on her shoulders and she does not know how to cope with it mentally. She has some...

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What is the best thing to do for someone over 18 on drugs? Only a very small percentage of addicts successfully beat their addictions on their own, cold turkey, without help and not relapse right back into familiar patterns. It takes detox, an aggressive treatment program, desire, support from friends and family (a strong support network is key and its importance can not be stressed enough). That's the beginning, the road to recovery is an...

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Do you believe that drug addiction and alcoholism is a disease? Why or why not? Yes addiction is a brain disease. Although many people do not grasp a basic understanding of what that means. Although initial drug use might be voluntary, once addiction develops, control is disrupted. In many instances the neurological brain structure is altered, which means this is going to affect behavior and the actual processes of thought. For the average meth addict it is never...

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If you had to list your good habbits vs your bad habbits, which would be more? My habits are neither good nor bad,I only possess neutral habits.

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If some one with bad breath kissed you what would you do? Cry just a little.

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Do you believe in demons? No, I have never seen any nor proof of any.

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Have you ever lied about your age? More times than I can count, I refused to wait until I was 21 to drink alcohol.

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Who would be your lifeline for Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and why? Nobody I know, I hang out with retards, makes me feel smarter. Well maybe I'd use my dog. Nobody would be expecting that in the audience, then I could get on Youtube.

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Why are people so quick to judge others? It is human nature, the 'observer' part of us is constantly analyzing everything and everyone around us. Some of us are just more aware or conscious of it. For most of us our logic and reasoning tends to filter out the less important observations and focus on what's really important, but for many it takes a while for their reasoning and logic to catch up to them.

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Are you a cuddler or a non-cuddler I like my space, do not invade my territorial bubble.

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Which side are you on? The side that is winning.

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What do you use most frequently to alter your mood? Just existing in reality pretty much alters my mood pretty regularly without any intervention from me, but aside from that, mostly controversial chemical compounds.

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Do the highly intelligent make a better living (more $$$) than the person of average or below average intelligence? Yes, most definitely. The "highly intelligent" people are a very small percentage of the population. They are people like Albert Einstein, Bill Gates, Ludwig Von Beethoven, everyone at M.I.T. If I ever see someone of Einstein's intellect working at McDonalds I will crap myself. I would expect them to be working for the government, a computer company, or atleast teaching at some...

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Have you ever personally (not on TV, etc) seen a tornado? What was it like? I have seen several, I live directly in tornado alley if you know where that is. Each one was a different experience, I've had to outrun a couple on the highway before, I seen a set of small twins chasing each other straight down main street one time, they were small but they demolished a gas station with ease quite quickly. My mom experienced the Big One of '66 or '68, whatever...

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Should women be allowed to vote? Well, it sure don't seem quite right to exclude someone from voting if the outcome affects them as equally as anyone else. Atleast in a free democracy the only thing that should really matter is that you are human and alive with a mind that can think for itself.

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Why does the average American believe every conspiracy theory that Hollywood likes to perpetuate.? Until I see the scientific studies and results dealing with the assumption this question is based on regarding the average American I must deem this question nonsensical and unanswerable.

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Are people who like jigsaw puzzles lazy? This question is retarded, I fail to see how a person can be labeled lazy.....or anything based on one thing they like. I like peaches, am I a rockstar?

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Who thinks that this contry should be run by a dictator whic is more like hitler? The internet is used in pretty much every country so "this contry" pretty much makes the question unanswerable. And who in their right mind would want a Hitler anyways? This question should go in the retard bin.

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Can a person be charged with a crime if i do not press charges Of course, I have been charged with crimes, and you never pressed charges on me.

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Should ab have a feature to comment o a question just like on an answer? That's not a bad idea really, I mean I'm pretty sure that would be one more way for people to abuse things and stir others up around here, but aside from that I think that could be useful quite often. It also might tend to clutter things up alot more though too, like if ya get 400 people saying hey great question or hey stupid question or what have you. Sometimes the comments on the...

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Why does my throat feeze up when drinking a liquid to fast but i never get brain freeze? I never get brain freeze either, ocassionally I get the throat freeze thing too but not often, I never get in any hurry with eating or drinking. I'm just naturally a slow eater/drinker. Back to the question...for me I guess it's because the liquid or whatever actually touches the throat.

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How do I avoid trans fats? I don't know how you do it, but how I do it is just ignore it and never think about it.

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How old were you when you first heard the word 'Hitler'? I probably heard the word first when I was an infant but I don't remember anything from infancy.

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Do you think that the government is reading your e-mail? I seriously doubt it, I don't even read my email. I get so much junkmail that I don't bother looking at it except maybe once a month when I have 4000 emails to get rid of. But if they are then they are truly making poor use of their time.

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Are you a pilot? If so, then what plane(s) have you flown? I'm not but my dad is, he owns a little cessna 2 seater. He tried pretty hard to get me to get my license too, but I was just never really into it. Truth be told I'm a feared of heights and I also tend to think my luck would run out after awhile if I flew regularly.

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How do you feel about the idea of Canada buying Alaska from the US? No, it's mine!

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Can you describe yourself in 3 words? Master of disaster.

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What do you think a person who is a Christian( a true Christian) is missing by being a Christian? Subjective reality.

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How much faith do you place in an average person? In mankind? Barely any.

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What is the furthest you'll go on your first date? Infinity and beyond.

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Are you a trusthworthy person? For the most part, but can never fully trust anyone.

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Do you enjoy looking at people's avatars? No, not really.

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If you could make one sin ok what ould the sin be? I do not believe in any gods therefore I do not believe in sin, so they are all ok with me.

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How many tears have you cried? 666

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Do you think or know that you're cute? No, I am not cute.

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Is it true that the older you get, the less sleep you get? Yes, babies tend to sleep upwards of 20 hours a day, throughout most of adulthood 8 hours is about the average, healthy elderly people require as little as 4 hours a day.

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Do you believe in Biblical prophecy and that the future is already laid out for us all? No, I do not believe in prophecy especially coming from the bible.

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What will your famous last words be? I'm just gonna hang out here for a while.

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I am frustrated, agitated, losing interest in life and society. Feels like trudging trough knee deep muck with no destination. No job, relationship ending, prolly moving in with my sister and her husband 700 miles away til I "get back on my feet". Input? I can relate, I don't have alot of input to give you, I'm kinda lookin' for the same input, but you're not alone.

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What does everybody really want to know? Everything.

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Do you actually listen to your "Inner Voice"? Yeah and then when it's done ranting and raving I tell it to shut the hell up.

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What is your height? 5 ft. 10.5 in.

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Can you describe yourself in one word? Over.

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Do you decorate and keep your locker organize at school? It's been a few years since I've been in school, but I don't recall ever taking the initiative to organize my locker aside from the odd locker inspection and the last day of school, I certainly never took the time to decorate it. I think decorating lockers is a female thing for the most part, I don't remember any of my buddies ever doing that either but can remember lots...

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How can I refrain from being so self critical? Try to focus all my criticism on others, you dork!

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If it came down to it; would you eat another person to survive? Yeah, it's not as bad as it sounds. Stir fried brains actually looks like it would be pretty good, bet they are spicy. Yum.

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Are you a survivor? I'm a Survivor fan, High On You and Eye of the Tiger were good songs. Was never big on Survivor the tv show though.

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Have you ever fallen in love with a pen? I would not say fallen in love with, but I certainly had a crush on Sean Penn, he was so gnarley in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

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What is the spot that most tikles you? I'm not real sure, I think it has more to do with the technique of the tikler than the spot which is tikled. I'm most inclined to say my armpits and inner thighs, coincidentally that's where major vital arteries lie, maybe that has something to do with it.

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What religion (or lack of religion) do you follow and why? I am of no religion simply because I can not believe something solely on the basis of hearsay by other people who believe in something solely on the basis of hearsay. And since pretty much all faith-based religions claim only their religion is right and every other one is wrong, which either means only one is right and all others are wrong, or all are wrong and since most people, a very large...

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Is it possible to be a figment of your own imagination? When I think about people with multiple personality disorders it sure seems possible for your personal identity, or identities to be figments of your own imagination. But as far as whether or not your basic existence in reality as perceived by everyone and everything else in reality is imaginary...then no. An imaginary person is not real, therefore an imaginary person can not imagine....

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Do you believe it's appropriate to date someone that you work with? If both people are appropriate about it then sure, if not then it's most likely going to create issues.

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Does anyone still wear double-popped collars(two layered polo shirts with both collars up)? Would this make a good winter look layered under a crewneck cable sweater? This question reminds me of the gay Old Navy commercials.

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War is killing and all killing is wrong, therefore is war wrong? War is never right, war is never ok, war is always wrong and it does not matter what the reason is. I refuse to believe that any dispute could not be handled better than killing a whole bunch of people. Sometimes it is necessary, sometimes it is the only way, but let's not confuse that with being right, or ok. Self defense is not wrong.

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What are some good comebacks to use when people ask me why I never smile? Ain't got no reason to smile at the moment.

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How did you first learn about Answerbag? Well, growing up, my dad was a social bagger and naturally at my age I was curious so I would sneak into his room when he was gone to see what the big deal was. At first I was just answering one or two questions on the weekend, but pretty soon I was up to 2 or 3 a day. It just skyrocketed from there, before I knew it I was spending several hours locked in my room only stopping to eat and go to...

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They say blue and green should never be seen together, why then are these two colours good for depression? Blue and green should never be seen together they say? I was not aware of that. I've never suffered any adverse effects of seeing blue and green together that I know of. Are they trying to keep their relationship a secret maybe? I don't know why that would be good for depression though, actually I'm confused bigger than hell by this question. I'm red green color-blind,...

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Is their anyone any finer out there right now than ----- Jessica Simpson? Lisa Simpson, hell even Bart is more doable than Jessica. Don't get me wrong, she's not too bad in the sack, but she never shuts the hell up, and talk about boring. It just kind of takes away from her hotness I think.

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Finish this sentence : When i grow up i want to be.......................... He-Man, master of the universe...or G.I. Joe all American hero.

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Why does your nose run when you cry? The tear ducts are interconnected with a few of our snot ducts. For example if you are somewhere where there's alot of dust being kicked up in the air odds are it's not only getting in your eyes but you are breathing it in as well. So if your eyes begin to water it triggers the snot ducts to open up, likewise if your nose is running to clean out that dust from your nostrils, a message...

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Do you think Kurt Cobain killed himself, or do you think he was murdered? Ok, well I wasn't supposed to say anything, I was told to keep this to myself, but I can't stand to see you guys like this. Dry your eyes, Kurt Cobain is alive and well....not so fast, this does not mean that there is going to be a Nirvana reunion tour in the near future, there's not. The Foo Fighters are still quite successful and Dave is not going to risk that, no how. And the...

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Do you ever look through a users past questions to see if there are any you are interested in? Oh definitely, whenever I receive a complimentary comment I say to myself...now there's a smart person. And if it's an extra flattering comment then I know they must be a genius and they gotta have good questions and answers themselves. Likewise whenever I receive negative feedback, well it's obvious they are morons so I am compelled to look through their portfolio to see what...

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What's the difference between allegation and accusation? I tend to view an allegation as an accusation through mature, civilized due process. We've all been accused of doing something we didn't do, we tend to view accusations as unfounded, whereas allegations seem to give the benefit of the doubt, and there appears to be sufficient evidence to accuse through a due process where in the end if you're innocent it will be proven, on the...

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How does one overcome self-centeredness? Find someone more self-centered and expose ones self to their behavior, take a little dose of one's own medicine. Seeing it from the other side may provide a clarity and a broader perspective of the bigger picture. It can be quite a profound thing, enlightenment. May just be the beginning of a more humble and less deluded path.

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Abrahamic Religions: Do you believe that the concept of Heaven and Hell is a metaphor? I've been thinking about it, at first I was going to say no, more like a control tactic, but yeah I can see a hidden metaphor. Much like a puppetmaster, religious figures pull the strings of the unwitting people by promising the euphoria of their drug while threatening them with the reminder of the torment they'll experience if they deny it. It really was a genius plot and apparently...

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I'm leaving answerbag...if you would like to know why it is because of rude users rating down my answers for no reason and i'm tired of people asking useless questions that don't make sense...have anything to say to change my mind? I've been sitting here thinking real hard and nothing is coming to mind. Only thing I can think of is if you quit something every time someone rude or stupid happens along then I can see committment being a real problem for you. We must endure the bad to appreciate the good in anything. Quitting is the easiest thing to do, but the outcome will probably not be a desirable one, but stick it...

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Do you dislike the addicts you know? Yeah, but I don't tell them that, otherwise I'd probably have an even harder time tracking down the good stuff. Sometimes it's a real pain in the ass finding something good, seems like when I'm broke the crap is everywhere, but when I got some money it goes dry, so yeah I gotta pretend to like them to make it easier on myself.

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Have you ever seen a toilet made out of gold? No, but I saw a goose crap a golden egg into a porcelain pot.

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Did Jesus believe in Trinity since he was a Jew? Not until he took the blue pill and was freed from the matrix. At that point it was pointless to deny it, she was standing right there. I mean how would he feel if people still denied his existence if he was standing right there next to them. Jesus may have been Jewish, but he wasn't retarded.

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If someone falsely accuses you of a wrong doing, how would you react? I'd throw a temper tantrum and hold my breath until they take it back. If that didn't work I wouldn't have the faintest idea what to do, but so far it has always served me well, knock on wood, and I suggest you do the same, in fact I demand it or else I'll hold my breath.

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What is the approximate expected life span of a healthy indoor cat? It really just depends on how fast they are and how smart they are. I can usually catch the slow and stupid ones fairly quickly and it takes little effort to give the neck a quick snap, I find it's easier to get ahold of them on foot rather than trying to run them down in the truck, although several have tasted hot rubber, cats are just more agile than even most 4 wheel drives. One thing...

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If a man is talking and there's no woman around to hear is he still wrong? Yeah, he would have been long convinced by that time that he will always be wrong no matter what. He himself will know ahead of time that he's going to be wrong, and he can live in denial, but denying the truth will not make it less truthful.

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Would you kill a pedophile if you had the chance? No one has the right to murder, seems to defeat the purpose to respond to evil with evil. Both are wrong, both are evil. In the end the good, the just, and the right must prevail, otherwise at the end of the day it's evil fighting evil. Then I would have to wonder what the point of fighting for the good would be. It's hipocritical justice and we must not let the bad seeds in life take...

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Why are all of my houseplants dying? I water them well, but wherever I set them they just shrivel up! You should talk to them more, they need stimulation, not just sexual, but emotional too, they feel the need for love and acceptance just like you do.

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Where do you stand on Pro-Choice versus Pro-Life? Why? What stage is something considered living? I'm pro choice all the way. Right, wrong, or indifferent I will not be controlled by anyone and my choices will not be made for me. So I would not force my choice on someone else. Personally I wish someone would have consulted me and gave me the choice if I wanted to join this circus or not, perhaps life should not be forced on someone in the same way death should not.

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What would you kill for? What do you got?

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One Day I .... ..will shed this Edgar suit and depart this world and see what lies ahead, or not.

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If you had a second home, Where would it be? Venus, it's so pretty there this time of year.

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In what ways is it the males fault/resposiblity when a teenage girl gets pregnant? If the male is a willing participant then he must be held accountable for the consequences of his purposeful actions. It would be pretty easy for the male to place all fault and blame on the female, but rarely does she act alone, the blame must be shared.

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What is your favorite Subway sandwich? I've never actually ridden on the subway before but if I did, I doubt I'd want to eat a sandwich. I'd be too worried about germs.

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What would you change about America? The location, just to throw the terrorists off our scent.

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Why are all the pill identification questions rated way down? It's government intervention, they implement the patriot act to ensure nobody gets too wise on the subject of drugs. If the public were to realize the war on drugs was being fought by the drug pushers themselves there might be a revolt and that is not an option, so they rate all the answers and questions down so they appear to be all stupid questions and answers and no one will take them...

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What does it mean ~ to lose one's mind? Where does it go? It dissipates into nothingness and darker forces seize control of the void. The you that once was, is a distant memory, what once was bright is now very dim and although the face in the mirror remains the same, there's something very different and sinister in the eyes looking back at you and you wonder who it is and where you went.

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If you had your own world that reflected your inner mind and soul, what would it look like there? Dark and evil, dead bodies hanging from hooks hanging from the ceiling, orgies, human sacrifices, relentless torture and endless torment, drugs....lots of drugs, just a bunch of evil crap.

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Does your pet live a more pampered life than you do? Nope, my dogs work 8 hours a day, pay rent, and feel just as unappreciated as everyone else.

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How does a brown cow give white milk when it only eats green grass It's all done with mirrors, wires, and misdirection.

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Could you be brainwashed? We're all brainwashed from the get-go, from day one. Life does not come with an instruction manual and no one is born with any knowledge whatsoever, other than the most basic survival instincts. So everything we believe or think we know is only what we've been taught by other people who were brainwashed by other people who were brainwashed and so on. Who is to say they are...

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If you look directly behind you now, what do you see? Oh bloody hell, it's satan! I can feel the evil gaze burning in the back of my skull, fear stricken paralysis has all but enslaved me...wait....no, I'm mistaken, it's worse....it's my wife. Where is satan when you need him?!

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What is the best way to get revenge on someone anonymously? A hitman, if he's trustworthy.

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Do you believe in GOD the father the SON and the HOLY GHOST Nahh, I stopped kissing Hank's Ass about the time my logic and reasoning kicked in.

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Who is with me? No one is with you, technically speaking you are not even there, pay no attention to the voices in your head nor the man behind the curtain.

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Which traffic rule do you break most commonly? (off course without harming anyone) Traffic rule number 420, no smoking weed while driving or riding.

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If you discriminate against someone or something without just cause, do you admit it or do you deny it? I find that denial is easier than admitting I'm wrong, and I'm rarely wrong, although there was one time in the early 80's I was wrong about something and I freely admit to it, but ever since then I've been right.

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Do you open the door when it's Jehovah's Witnesses? If you do, do you just reject them or do you talk to them? If I know it's them I will not answer the door. I don't have time for nonsense, I'm trying to answerbag, go away!

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Please make a ONE word statement about love. "Love is____? Endorphins.

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Do you want some points? Sure, I want money too. I'm very greedy.

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If politics were a sport, what sport would it be and who would play what position? Hunting, the politician would be the hunter and the general public would be the game.

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Are you confident in the security of your personal emails? No, but that's cool, someone else can have all my spam and junk mail, I don't want it.

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Why do most people say that marijuana is a gateway drug? No, I believe ignorance of the facts and bad choices stemming from that leads to drug use beyond marijuana.

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What makes you happy in life more than any thing? Endorphins.

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Do you "believe" in love? I believe love is a concept, not a true emotion, and that it does not exist outside of the human brain. It is the bi-product of a highly evolved consciousness, chemical reactions in the brain, and strong natural survival, reproductive and sociological instincts. I feel as the human brain evolves over time that the concept of love will no longer be necessary and will fade out into non-existence.

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Strippers were turned down to donate money (money comes from a controversial source) to the Breast Cancer Society of Canada. Do you agree? I'd say it depends on the controversial source, if it was earned from working at their profession I do not agree, it's honest money it should be accepted. If it came from a bank robbery then they probably ought to turn it down.

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You're recording a soundtrack to your life. You've got ten songs to sum it up, beginning to end. What would they be? 1. Unforgiven - Metallica 2. Wherever I May Roam - Metallica 3. Master Of Puppets - Metallica 4. The God That Failed - Metallica 5. Killing Time - Metallica 6. Turn The Page - Metallica 7. Sanitarium - Metallica 8. Nothing Else Matters - Metallica 9. The Memory Remains - Metallica 10. Fade To Black - Metallica

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When you see a question with a high/low rating does that influence you to rate it in the way that it is going? Only if I agree with the ratings given.

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Is it a good idea to offer your children monetary incentives for getting A's in school? Its not the best idea, but I dont think its a bad idea. You will find that it will work great with some kids and backfire with others. Its probably best if thats not the only motivation for them. I think there should be negative as well as positive reinforcement, not just one or the other. The age of the child is also a factor to consider as well as their level of intelligence. If possible,...

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If you were to come back as something after you die what would you want to be? A video game character who becomes self-aware.

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What is your best quality? Does everyone around you agree? I'm a piece of chit, I have no good qualities, and yes everyone agrees.

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If you had 24 hours of your life left what would you do and why? Move to an earlier time zone everyday. If that didn't work I'd committ several evil, heinous acts.

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What pressures do u feel from todays society? Invasion of privacy, conformity, the pressure of having to be in the majority so as to not be frowned upon or be thrown rocks at.

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Do you care what other people say about you? Yes, and I believe we all do care what other people say about us. No one can tell me they don't care if I say they are a damn idiot or accuse them of murder. Everyone has feelings and emotions and nobody wants to be disliked or talked bad about. It hurts us all. Saying we don't care is a defense mechanism and is denial. However, even though we care, it does not mean that it...

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Why are stereotypes so easily adopted? The mind is tirelessly overworked and any time it can lump things together it will gladly do so, but the reason and logic parts of our brain are there to override nonsense judgements like that. I'm sure that even the most prejudiced, racist people have a feeling it's wrong.

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How do you measure success? With a stopwatch.

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Who is your "least" favorite person, on answerbag? Hershey_Squirter_

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If Christ were reborn today as a woman, do you think that people would except her as the Messiah? I'm not convinced Christ was ever born in the first place and I've never seen anyone be reborn as a new gender so I would not except her, I'd be stayin' away from that freak.

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I used to have obsessive compulsive disorder (but not any more...HOORAY :D), so since then I've been curious to learn more about it. What do you know about it? What causes it? It's a brain abnormality, for me it's a chemical imbalance due to my drug addiction.

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Do you have a myspace? If so how active are you on it? Yes, I registered and never went back to it, I just couldn't seem to attract any perverts so I figured it wasn't worth it.

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What am I if I believe in some sort of higher power but don't believe in organised religion? You are whatever you believe yourself to be. I think all of us that are in our right minds believe in some sort of higher power. Not many people believe they are more powerful than nature, or the laws of the universe. There can be many terms to describe what you're asking.

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Why do so many people still smoke cigarettes, when the medical statistics show it can lead to lung disease? The same reason many people still drive, when the statistics show driving can lead to an abrupt death. When first starting out we are in denial that addiction can control us to that extreme, everybody likes to think they are in control. Generally it takes several years, it varies, but rarely does someone develop lung cancer from their first cigarette, so taking that into account we...

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For the atheists: A large star positioned perfectly to give our planet warmth and light,the pleasure of food, music,sports,love,hate,forgiveness,friends,family,a baby's smile,water to drink, bathe, swim in. "All one big accident"? Nobody really knows for sure. I would tend to say no, not an accident, but that doesn't necessarily say to me that it was a god that made it that way. But then again, that boils down to perception. My perception is.....a huge burning death bomb positioned perfectly for explosions, death, and destruction. While you focus on the upside of these things it's easy to forget there is...

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How come when one is worried, they have to go to the bathroom more often? Having to go to the bathroom is a side effect of worry, nervousness, and anticipation. In a serious life and death situation in which you may be in a struggle to survive, eliminating waste is not of huge importance, so the body tries to get it out of the way ahead of time.

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What is the one thing that stands out in your mind as some of the most memorable events in you high school or college years. Mine..! Having to leave school (high school years) because of bomb scares and spending the remaining time with my girl friends. Operation Desert Storm when I was a freshman in high school, late 1990. My dad was in the air force at the time.

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If you expect the unexpected, then doesn't the unexpected become the expected? Yes, it basically means be ready for anything and let nothing surprise you, which means nothing should be unexpected.

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Are you happy? No! Shut up and leave me alone.

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I am about to see my twin daughters (age 2) for the very first time. How should I approach them so they know I am their father and love them very much without scaring them? Don't make sudden movements and bring candy.

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How do you appreciate your life? I don't appreciate it at all, I was forced into this mess. Had I been given an informed choice I definitely would have chosen non-existence.

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Has any bagger ever bowled a perfect game? Possibly, but not this one. My best is a modest 205.

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What's the best excuse for staying home from school you've ever heard? The dog ate my intestines, or my grandma died again.

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What animal do you think that Bindi Irwin most closely resembles? A mix between a jackal, a hyena, and an oxe.

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Can a person who's received a head injury be unconscious with their eyes open? Head injury or not an unconscious person can have their eyes open. Many people sleep with their eyes open, not to mention alot of dead people have their eyes open.

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Would like to know if anyone has ever had an encounter with someone on "the other side", what happened in your experience? I'm not sure the other side exists, hell I'm not sure if this side exists, but that would be pretty cool.

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Can you gain muscle by just doing bodyweight workouts? Yes, to a certain point. If all you do is pushups or pullups, or other bodyweight exercises it's important to eat right and drink plenty of fluids, some people take muscle mass vitamins from GNC, I don't know how well those work but it's something to look into. This will maximize your efforts, however the ideal way to gain muscle mass in larger quantities and in a shorter time is...

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What exactly is a benchpress? It is a weightlifting exercise that works the arms and some muscles in the upper torso. The lifter lies flat on his back, feet flat on the floor, and legs parallel to the floor. A long 45 pound bar, which weight can be added to, is pressed upwards using the arms and pectorals. The arms are fully extended above the body and the knees, back, and legs should remain still and not used to help press...

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Is the letter Y a vowel -asking this as it has kind of cropped up in one the questions earlier and has made me curious as to what others think. I recall from grade school that the letter 'Y' is a consonant that is sometimes used as a vowel, depending on the word and it's usage. AEIOU and sometimes Y.

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What is the ultamate question? How do atoms become self-aware consciousness and evolve to question their origins?

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What do you always take with you when you leave your home? My cell phone.

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If you could say anything to a soldier fighting for our country, what would you say? Words could not express my gratitude and respect. I only hope a sincere appreciation and admiration could be conveyed and that that might do them some justice.

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What lessons have you learned in life? Regret sucks, trust no one, and live for the moment.

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Whats the thing which you initially think that you have understood but time to time, you seek new defination/understanding of it? Female orgasm.

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Do you live for yourself or for someonelse? who? why? I live for you, no reason.

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How much cash ya got in your wallet, pocket, and/or purse? I got 21 bucks, ante up.

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I wish i never............... Yep, that pretty much sums it up for me. I wish I never.....

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What will your famous last words be? I'm coming.

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If aliens, capable of travelling across the galaxy did happen to find our humble planet, do you seriously think they'd be all that interested in us? Possibly for several reasons, our planet may be of some use, we may taste quite good to them, or they might want to study us to see if they can figure out why evolution of intelligent life is doomed to destroy itself before it can become what it was truly meant to be.

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If my children hadn't been born, I never would have.....? ..looked this retarded in front of my friends.

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Would you prolong your life by artificial means? (as in technological insertions) I'm sure I would. And if faced with a situation where the choice is death now or prolonged life by artificial means......well the will to live is mighty strong, most people that think they wouldn't I think would surprise themselves.

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I had unprotected sex. I don't know if he ejactulated inside me. Can I still get preganant? You bet, ejaculate is released long before orgasm in most cases, more often than not it is released before penetration, and it only takes one of them suckers to bust in.

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Can you name one thing that you would like to "bring back" from the "Good Old Days"? When a fight was one on one and settled without lethal weapons. Not sure that time ever existed. But if it did....

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Why did Satan rebel against God? That part was made up....well it was all made up...but THAT part was made up to instill fear, people submit more readily when they are really really scared.

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If you could only eat one thing three times a day for a week, what would it be? I'd pick my nose and eat my boogers.

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Why did YOU start smoking? I worked with a bunch of smoking adults when I was a teenager, my parents both smoked, I have a deeply addictve personality and they used to get me high. I don't defer blame, but it wasn't easy bein' 16, and quite often before we realize the reality of it we're hooked. C'est la vie.

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If a turtle loses it's shell is it naked or homeless? Both, but the shell who loses the tortoise has the bigger issues.

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What is one thing kids can do that adults can't? Believe they can fly (without the help of LSD).

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Who is your "famous" hero? Every U.S. soldier who ever put his life on the line for 'life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness'. "Give me liberty or give me death."

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Do you shout "Eureka" and run naked when you found an answer? I do that while looking for the answer just cuz it's soooooo much fuuuuun!

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Would you 'Answerbag' me, given the chance? I would 'Answerbag' you every which way but loose, Clyde.

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I'm a smoker and I think that banning smoking in restuarants is a very good idea. What do you think? I think if it's a public restaurant then smoking should not be banned,in a private establishment the owner, or whomever, can make the rules. To me it's like censorship in America.....according to the constitution, bill of rights, and the definition of a free democracy, when it comes to public places, it should not be allowed. Who decides what should be censored? Who decides what is...

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What exactly is a "black hole" and how does it suck up light? A dead star collapsed upon itself so immense that the gravitational field around it is too strong for anything to escape it's grip. Like a giant vacuum sucking in everything that gets too close, even light, possibly space and time itself. What happens after that nobody knows obviously, they'd be trapped, which would really suck.

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Does the toilet in your house have a separate room, or is it located in the bathroom? Fortunately mine is in my bathroom, but I had a neighbor once who was so big he had to have an outhouse built by the landlord in the front yard of the apartment complex.

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When u get into a fight u get scared along with other emotions and u freeze up..how do u reduce the freezing? and relax a bit more? Start unleashing the kung fu on their ass, waylays and haymakers, uppercuts and right crosses, kick 'em in the nards....this tends to get the blood flowing a little more warmly, getting kung fu'ed on can also get you heated a bit, but the less preferred of the two.

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Was there ever a group democracy in America before 1776? Not a legal one. Until 1776 America was under the rule of the King of England. After the revolutionary war and America had won it's independence, then democracy and majority rules was born there.

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What is something that you have that you value a lot? The air in my lungs.

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Have ever been dumped? if so how many times? And Why? No, don't think so, have taken dump, not sure why.

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If you were stuck on an island and could bring only 1 thing what would it be A fleet of ships....... I'd think of somethin'.

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In highschool, which category were you in? (example: jock, bully, etc) There were 18 seniors in my graduating class, we all took turns alternating categories, I hated being the obnoxious stuck up cheerleader, the skirts made me look fat.

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Where was the expression “Red Carpet Treatment” born? "Sometimes carpets provided the actual architecture; for example, when they were used in the construction of portable tent compounds for military campaigns or royal visits. The layout of the Mughal palace was re-created in these tent compounds. Rows of qanats, free-standing textile screens, replaced red sandstone walls, and flower-covered carpets reproduced the gardens of the inner...

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Is there a fury known to man worse than a woman scorned? No, the fury of women scorned scares me, it is not to be taken lightly. Repent and repent quick. For God sake man!

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While I can almost comprehend eternity AFTER the creation of the universe..what was it like before? What does absolutely nothing look like? Absolute nothingness just does not seem like a rational possibility to me, simply because nothingness is something in itself. If there's something, sometime, somewhere, then there can never be nothingness. Nothingness could only exist if nothingness was never questioned, and if something never existed.

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Does God punish me for disbelieve in the existence of Satan? It depends on which mythical god you choose to believe and whether or not you believe non-existent beings can punish you for disbelief of other non-existent beings.

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What does a woman hate for a guy to ask on the first date? Is your gay male friend available?

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Is there any such thing as a stupid question or just stupid people? God, what a stupid question!

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When "fishing for compliments", what's the best bait to use? Alcohol, lots of alcohol.

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Why do B vitamins change the color of your urine? Actually, you're thinking of vitamin P. Which beer seems to have alot of. Kidding. Something that can really change the color of urine is the vitamin B2 (riboflavin). If you swallow a vitamin B2 supplement, and the amount is more than your body needs, the vitamin is excreted in the urine. The urine will be a VERY bright, almost fluorescent, yellow. But there is nothing wrong with you...

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Do Jehovah's Witnesses believe it is wrong to lie? I don't care who ya are, if ya believe it is right to lie, then somethin' be wrong wit'cha.

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I keep getting a pop up stating that windows has detected spyware, this has been for 2 weeks now and i cant locate it. Is my computer infected and what shall i do? You're computer is infected with spyware. Spy Subtract Pro 2.65 works good, and it's a free download. http://www.intermute.com/products/spysubtract.html

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My friend needs something to protect him. he has the worst luck in the world. Do you have a protection charm or spell I could do for him? Spell to Reflect Negativity You will need your magic mirror or a consecrated small round mirror, a wide-mouthed glass jar, ashes, vinegar, a knife or something else sharp like a razor blade or piece of broken glass, and an apple. After sundown, set the jar before the mirror and place in it some ashes. Fill it up about 2/3 of the way with vinegar. Take the apple and carve into it something...

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During the Super Bowl, which player will you be watching most? Peyton Manning, I suppose he's the man of the hour right now, finally.

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What is the worst odor in the world? Probably an impossible question since nobody has smelled every odor in the world I wouldn't think anyways. But worst odor I have smelled so far is raw sewage.

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If the news reported your week, what would be the headline? Broken, beaten, overworked, oversmoked, tired, uninspired, yet wired, bloodied, sweaty, and crying, all in all another day close to dying.

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What do you say when someone sneezes? Honestly I don't say anything when someone sneezes, I just go about my business. I never saw much point in it. I don't like it when people say anything to me after I sneeze, it's too predictable and annoying and I don't know if I'm supposed to thank them or bless them back.

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What do you say when someone sneezes? Honestly I don't say anything when someone sneezes, I just go about my business. I never saw much point in it. I don't like it when people say anything to me after I sneeze, it's too predictable and annoying and I don't know if I'm supposed to thank them or bless them back.

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What would you do if someone slaps you in the face? Depends on who did it and the circumstances surrounding the entire situation. If it was my mother, for example, I would apologize for whatever it was I needed slapped for. If I was in Germany getting slapped around by the cops then I'd probably just look whipped and keep quiet.

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From Richard Bach: "If God looked you directly in the eye and said 'I command that you be happy in the world', what would you do?" Keep on ignoring him. I only find happiness in my misery.

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Where do you want a guys hands when freak dancing? On my hershey squirter.

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What do you call a dog with no legs I'm not even sure what you call a person with no legs, amputees I guess if they were actually amputated, but if it was a birth defect or something else then I dunno. I suppose I'd call a dog with no legs a low maintenance pet. He never needs to be walked. He won't claw anything up or jump on anyone, and no matter how vicious the dog may seem, nobody will ever fear an attack....

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What way do you think is the best way to save money? I guess technically speaking, not spending it is the best way, as a couple have already mentioned, but that's because it's really the only way, that's the defining characteristic of saved money, it's not spent. The best way to go about that I'd say is just using your head......living within your means, trying to find the best deals on all of your purchases, make all...

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Will the oil finish in our lifetimes? What will we do instead? Nahh, it won't run out in our lifetimes, even if the oil companies, government, and press claim that it has you can rest assured that they are lying. The U.S. government, just to name one, has huge secret stockpiles all over the world so even when we're told the oil well is dry, it may be for us, but not for them. Oil still buys the presidency, oil still fuels our wars. You...

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Do you get mad when someone tells you to keep on coffing so they can get sick too? No, but it's a little irritating when they tell me to smoke another.

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How do you really know you live in the country that you think your in? I don't even know if the reality I live in is the one I think. The sign post ahead.

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What is something you wish you could do, but can't? Play with my boobs.

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What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Marlboro, full flavor.

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Should women propose to men? Hell no, if they are doing the dishes like they should be then they have no time to think of such things.

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Whats the best smell in the world? DjJavy's girlfriend. Just kidding. The sweet smell of victory.

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Why isn't Hockey more popular in the US? Americans try to stay away from ice.

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What stereotype bugs you the most? The stereotype that says all Klansmen hate African Americans just because they are black. There are other reasons too.

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Whats your biggest ambition in life? achieved it yet? Putting off death, so far I have reached my goal, but it's a constant struggle.

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Does it matter to you what religion your friends are? Not so much what religion they are, but how devoutly they believe might be a factor, it's hard to be friends with someone who constantly reminds me I'm going to hell if I don't get on my knees and pretend to blow the invisible man.

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What was the sweetest thing a guy ever said to you? I've never seen one that big before!

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Better Show: Bewitched or I Dream Of Jeannie? Hotter chick: Elizabeth Montgomery or Barbara Eden? I have to say Barbara Eden's headbutt blink was pretty gay compared to Elizabeth's sexy nose wiggle.

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Do you orgasm every time? I'm still waiting for the first time.

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How do you get rid of an addiction? Robert Palmer was addicted to love and my mom is addicted to food, some addictions probably shouldn't be quit completely. But yeah knowing how to quit is probably only about 5 percent of the battle, the other 95 percent is implimenting your knowledge, that's the part that seems impossible.

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Have you ever been that close to death? Not that I know of, I try to avoid him at all cost. I posted a picture so you don't get too close either.

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What are the top rated rpg games? I like heliattack 2. It has a grenade launcher which is kind of like an rpg i think.

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Why do boys think they are tough? You talkin' to me, punk?

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What are some things I can look forward to as I get older? I was hoping you'd tell me, but since you're only 26 it looks like I'll get there before you unfortunately. Well, remember how hard of a time you gave your mom when you were a teenager? In the next 10 to 15 years it'll be your turn.

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Two Buddhist monks looking a flag in the wind. One says, "The wind is moving." The other, "The flag." They ask their teacher, "Who is right?" The teacher responds, "Neither of you. Mind is moving." What did the teacher mean? Basically he means that everyone has their own unique views and perspectives on every aspect of life and it doesn't mean there's only one right view. Try to see things from different perspectives and you just might learn something.

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If God (assuming he exists) came down to earth to live among us, what kind of changes do you think He would make? I think he'd make OJ confess and change Michael Jackson back to the way he made him.

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Do you think Myspace is an un safe place for teens to be. Why or Why not. Being anywhere on the planet is an unsafe place for teens to be, so a non-existent plane of cyberspace seems relatively harmless.

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Would you go out with a person who just happens to be outside the public bathroom in the office building where you work waiting for you every time you come out? So you're asking if I'd go out with a crazy bathroom stalker.....Sure, why not, she seems dedicated.

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What kind of drunk are you? A sober drunk these days. But when I used to drink alot it just depended on the day, mostly I was a stupid drunk who could not keep himself out of trouble or jail cells.

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You have a splitting headache. What's your pain reliever of choice: Tylenol, Advil, Exedrin? Nahh, those are all too weak for me, never underestimate the healing effects of THC. :-)

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I remember a song from the 70's that had a line like,"God teach me to die". It also had sirens in it. Anyone know this song and who sang it? Maybe DOA by Bloodrock.

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Have you ever worn a fez? No but I have worn a pez hat.

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If you could purpose to your current or future love mate were and what would you say? I'd probably be chasing her on foot yelling something like "Angelina........Brad doesn't even like your adopted kids."

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Would you say i'm a good kid if i'm thirteen, get straight a's, don't do drugs, don't fight with anybody, and don't slack;not spoiled? No, I wouldn't say you are a good kid based on that information. Many kids fit that description and are at home right now browsing the internet for websites tagged "How To Make A Homemade Bomb" to pass time while they wait for the semi-automatic AK47 Rifle they ordered through their dad's Guns N Ammo magazine with the credit card they stole from their mom. Those are good...

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Do you have a nickname and why? My friends call me Booger, but I don't know why.

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Why does bottled water need an expiration date? Water becomes stagnant eventually and also because taste diminishes over time.

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Fear is ______? an extremely useful tool given to us by nature to give us a greater chance of survival.

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Why is the sky blue? (no joke) Here is a good link to browse. http://www.sciencemadesimple.com/sky_blue.html

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My ex-bestfriend told every one in my school that I used to do drugs and that I wasn't a virgin. I trusted her with that info and she broke that trust she wants me to forgive her but b/c of her no one will speak to me. what do you think i should do? I think you should find a new school because if no one will talk to you because you had sex then they are kinda retarded and I'd be worried about my level of education there.

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Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves? Not only does it say that on peanut butter, but also on bags of nuts, I was relieved to see that the bag of nuts I bought might contain traces of nuts. Although I must admit the thought did cross my mind when I looked at the nuts in the bag. But then I heard of some people buying Doritos potato chips where parts of the machinery broke off into the bag during manufacturing and there were traces...

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How would you feel about a black couple adopting a white baby? If the baby turned out anything like Steve Martin did in The Jerk, I'd feel like giggling.

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Would you ever date outside of your race? Love is not only blind, but also ignorant, ignorant to such trivial matters as skin color or ethnic background, we have very little if any control over our emotions, unlike the shallow human....human emotion is deep and true.

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Was Clinton a better president than both Bushes? She sure was, and she will be again soon hopefully.

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I love playing with my _________. Logic.

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What's your favorite Nirvana song? Rape me.....my friend Rape me.....again

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Help me!!recently the hole has become large and the skin very thin over the top of my piercing.ive removed the bar for about 5months now but the hole has not closed up.Is there anything i can do?has anyone had this problem?will it close up?please help :( I have had multiple piercings and I would say that if after 5 months the hole has not closed then it's not going to close or it's closing very very very slowly. In any event if there have been no adverse effects in 5 months from this problem then I would say it's not a problem.

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Have you ever had a time were you wish you could go back in time and warn yourself about somthing? if so wat was it? For me it would have been before my birth, I wish I could go back and warn the fetal version of myself that life is vile pain and heartache and that maybe I should reconsider joining such a harsh reality. Fetal suicide seems like the better alternative.

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If you are what you eat and i just ate a steak does that make me a cow? Not quite, but given the fact that you are red meat yourself, under your skin, in essence, the fact is self evident in this case, you ate a steak, you are a steak. You just haven't been filleted and charbroiled yet.

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I keep getting dizzy spells & headaches. I'm also suffering from unexplainable nervousness and this causes me to shake. When I eat somethig, I usually get high in mood then drop. Someone suggested getting tested by a doctor for hyperglycemia, good idea? These are common signs of methamphetamine abuse, but if you don't use illicit drugs then hypoglycemia, not hyperglycemia is a definite possibility. Here is the webpage reference link from which the following information was obtained. http://diabetes.niddk.nih.gov/dm/pubs/hypoglycemia/ Symptoms of hypoglycemia include hunger nervousness and shakiness perspiration dizziness or...

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Do you believe the quote "God doesn't give you any more than you can handle"? Why or why not? No, the simplest reason why not is because I don't believe in God. Not the God from which that quote stems atleast. Even assuming I did believe in that God, then the fact that people commit suicide or become insane states the obvious fact that they have more than they can handle.

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Do you belive walking under a latter or splitting a pole or black cat crossing in front of you or breaking a mirror cause ill luck? if so, share you story... No, I don't put any faith into unfounded superstition. For one thing I do not believe in luck, things just happen....maybe for a reason, maybe not, I don't know. For another thing, just like the old saying "One man's trash is another man's tresure"....one man's bad luck is another man's good fortune. It's all just a conscious perception of a mind...

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I'm not a Christian, but live a good life. I don't lie, cheat, steal. I give to charity, try to help etc. Do Christians still think I'm going to hell? True Christians will say yes to this everytime. If they say no or maybe not or whatever then they are not true Christians. The point has been made by Christianity that no one enters the kingdom of heaven except through Jesus Christ. The road to hell is paved with good intentions, that is a Christian quote. Simply living a good life and having the best of intentions is not enough, you must live...

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How would you define common sense and can it be learned? I believe all common sense is learned. Humans are not born with any knowledge whatsoever other than basic instinct for the simple purpose of survival. Most of us consider it common sense that if you stick your hand in a fire that your hand is going to be burned and it is going to hurt. But that common sense only comes from what we have been taught or learned on our own. It is not automatic. My...

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Do you believe in hunting animals for fur? Most certainly not. Hunting animals for fur is just plain stupid. I'd breed them on a fur farm, saves a whole lot of time.

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Why exactly is marijuana illegal? The federal government has a policy about admitting they were wrong, it's prohibited. They have wasted so much money on the war on drugs, killed so many people, destroyed so much more than the drugs ever would have without intervention from the government. That's alot to answer for.

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What is the biggest misconception held by today's society? That the phrase "Of the people, for the people, and by the people" is still true.

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What is your opinion on interacial relationships and biracial children My opinion is that it shouldn't even be an issue that necessitates an opinion.

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If you could ask God one question, what would you ask? Who's ya daddy?

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I have smoked marijuana everyday for the past 6 months. However, the amount that I have smoked is incredibly small. I would say, half the size of my little finger nail. I stopped a week ago. Want to apply for new job. Remedies? Cleanz Blendz, get it at GNC.

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If someone asks you to keep something very important to yourself - can you promise to do it and not tell ANYONE? Yes, I'm very good at keeping my word in my own opinion, unless by doing so I allowed harm.

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If you could choose to live with someone who would it be, apart from who you are with now? Whoever thought up and created the universe.

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Do you believe your ancestors are watching you? Yes, it seems to be only when I'm naked though. I can feel their prying eyes on me. It's very unnerving when I can hear the giggles.

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What are your views on a man in his early thirtys that has to report to his parents ever where he goes but doesnt need permission, and has to spend ever holiday with them instead of with his significant other, and has not introduced his girl to them? I'd think he has a girl with a suspicious and judgemental mind who feels insecure, neglected, and left out.

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What is your interpretation of the phrase 'Love is blind'? When you say Love Is Blind, it can be said another way....Blinded By Love. It can make you totally oblivious to any possible fault he or she might have or any negative consequences of anything having to do with your relationship with that person that might otherwise be obvious to anyone who is not blinded by love.

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What is something that many people don't know about you? I'm head of a top secret government organization sent by the president of the united states of America to stake out and wire tap answerbag staff, emplyees, and all its members to weed out all the terrorists and in the process infringe upon all the rights of the average citizens, yes I know it's unconstitutional, but hey we're doing it anyway. You're all under arrest.

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What is 'deja vu' exactly, and what explanations are out there that account for why people experience it? It's a very eerie feeling that what you are experiencing right now you have already experienced before. It doesn't seem possible so it clashes with our logic leaving us feeling very uneasy and no explanation.

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Is it healthy for people to eat dog or cat food? Well, it won't kill ya, you could probably live on it for awhile, maybe for a long time, I don't know, but if you start chasing cars or find yourself choking on hairballs you may wanna switch brands.

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What are your thoughts on the dream my 48 year old mother had about dating Ben Roethlisberger? I've had that same dream. My thoughts are...now that's eerie.

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What does robin weisna from three men and the little lady do now adays Now she does 3 Men and a Little Lady, but in a whole new context and different men, but she gets paid more now and going to work is pleasurable unlike with Steve Guttenburger.

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I had a dream last night that i was santa clause, what could this mean? Maybe you are Santa Claus one day every year, but somewhere in the past few hundred years of harboring the burden of 2 indentities you cracked, they split, and now is a time of remergence between yourselves. And since I got you on the line....and I know it's still 348 days until Christmas but I've been real good these past 19 days so far...

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Do peoples screen names on answerbag affect your ratings? The answer to this is yes it does. There's no logical reason for it to because a name has nothing to do with quality of question or quakity of answer which should be the only things being rated on. We don't rate for creativity of screen name or for personality traits, it's based on our question or answer, that's it. But, being people and all, it's not like that, you...

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Why is Answerbag considered a misspelled word when typing a question? Because answerbag is not a real word, but since url's do not allow for spaces between words in website names that's how answerbag has to be presented if you name it answerbag. Looks like you added that you're using an online spell checker that was in firefox, but you thought it was in answerbag, therefore answerbag should be in the spell checker. Makes sense. I'm pretty sure...

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What's a movie that you just don't get? I can't think of any right now, but I know of atleast three that I had to watch 2 or 3 times before my brain caught on. Natural Born Killers 12 Monkeys Pulp Fiction

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What creates trust? Logically speaking trust is established through your interpretation of a person's general or overall character combined with experiences over time leading you to believe they have earned your trust. I said logically speaking because some people trust others for no established reason whatsoever and then wonder why they got screwed over. Everyone must prove their trustworthiness,...

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"The Lord was grieved that he had made man on the Earth, and his heart was filled with pain. So I will wipe mankind, whom I have created, from the face of the Earth.." Question: Why did he make them when he already knew they'd be a big failure? There are several claims in the bible that clearly contradict each other. God claims he sees the past, present, and future all at once. He planned the day of everyone's birth and he planned the day of everyone's death. He knew exactly how your life would be from the moment you have life until the day you die. That contradicts free will and raises the obvious questions....Why is he...

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WHat are your thoughts about being able to communicate with loved ones who have passed on? Any stories? I tend towards the doubtful side, but I don't know, never dealt with it myself, never knew anyone who did...that I know of. Only stories I know of are unsubstantiated. I do know that Houdini, before he died, said if there was any possible way to communicate between the dead and living he would find a way. To this day nobody has heard from him.

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Does telling your child what to do teach them to be bossy all their life? I really don't believe so. Speaking from personal experience my dad ordered me around like a drill sargent and I'm not bossy, in fact I had an inferiority complex for years. From what I've observed of others, the ones with parents who had no clear boundaries and allowed the child to do as he pleases tend to boss the parents around later in life, they seem to have the attitude...

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Guys, would you rather see a woman naked (not in bed) or nicely dressed? Nicely dressed for...oh let's say 5 to 7 seconds, then naked.

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Where does the phrase "taking the piss" come from? TAKE THE PISS Nothing literal about this one, you will be pleased to hear. It’s usually said that the phrase derives from an older one, piss-proud, which refers to having an erection when waking up (Morning Wood)in the morning, which is usually attributed to a full bladder (proud here being an obvious pun on its senses of something raised or projecting and of something in which one may...

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What did you get for your last birthday? Another day older and deeper in debt.

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What would you do if you saw a person letting their dog poop on your garden and never bothered to scoop it up? Under fairly normal circumstances I'd walk over to them, observe the person and his or her dog to see if they appeared retarded, if not I'd have to ask them what their friggin problem is and to please pick up the poo poo. If they refused then I'd take a picture of them in my garden and of the poo poo in question and call the po po's on them. The poo poo po po's, I saw...

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Do you believe in Bigfoot, Why or why not? No, same reason I don't believe in UFO's, ghosts, goblins, witches, vampires, gods, Nessie, etc. Of all the proposed evidence of all these things, all pictures, videos, stories, reports, etc. The bigfoot theory is still just a theory because for some weird reason every piece of supposed evidence turned out to be a hoax or unclear. I guess it was in the 80's when most photos and...

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Whats your favorite rock band? Call 'em rock, hard rock, metal, whatever, doesn't matter, I worship Metallica. I know, everybody who has anything negative to say about them like to use Napster, or sell out, yeah they cut their hair, yeah their style changed a little, yeah they'll never live up to Justice, Master, and Sandman. But that's like an impossible standard, hey they peaked, attained perfection,...

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What is the best question you can think of? What if C-A-T really spelled.......dog? Ogre - Revenge Of The Nerds 2 While smoking some good chronic with his new nerd friends, not Wormser - he's too young, but not too young to be the meat in a moo sandwich.

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What are kids ages 12-15 most interested in these days? I reckon they're most interested in fitting in with other 12 - 15 kids, especially the ones with different body parts.

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If you saw an animal in (pain)suffering could you kill it. No vet around. I'll assume the question implies death is imminent, or at the very least favorable even though it doesn't say that, and I don't like to assume, but anyways, I could if I had to, yes. I have no problem with killing animals for justifiable reasons, but not senseless murder.

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How do you maintain your motivation when you fail? Failing fuels my motivation actually. I may feel like a real idiot, and it might piss me off, but I won't be happy until I get it right. The fact that we're still here, alive, proves we still have some level of motivation, we've all failed miserably before I'm sure, yet here we are. Just gotta keep trying.

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Hypothetical situation: The (a?) true God (whoever, whatever that may be), comes down to Earth in physical form (an undeniable proof of existence), and demands that you kill an innocent child. What do you do? The problem I see with the question is 'an undeniable proof of existence'. Here's the thing, our senses and our brains are not perfect. As a result, we can not fully 100 percent trust our perceptions to be dead on perfect in any given situation. We "know" that reality can be altered for us. When we're drunk we perceive the world and reality alot different than...

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How do you cure internet bordom? If you mean bored with the internet then I'd say shut her down and do other things of course and limit the time you do spend on it in the future. If you mean you're on the internet and can find nothing interesting online, yet not bored with being on the internet I can relate to that. Sometimes I'll sit down at my desk, get connected and just sit there with a blank stare and...

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Do you believe television desensitizes youths? Why? Exposure to anything, over time, will desensitize any age group to some degree. that's basically just common sense there. Most people will agree that sex is a much bigger deal for a virgin than it is when they are 40, and I'm referring to the average person, not people with serious sexual and mental problems. Now I realize experience is not the only contibuting factor to that, just...

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Why does everyone hate Bush so much? I didn't realize everyone hated Bush, I mean Gavin Rossdale, sure, I mean with Courtney love and all, but Sixteen Stone was brilliant, I could never hate Bush.

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Why do people so vehemently attack the Jehova's Witnesses for their beliefs? I attack all faith based religious belief, but the Witnesses are more annoying, and they are one of the most suppressive, intolerant, and threatening religious organizations. They set the womens and gay rights movement back about 100 years behind the rest of the country.....talking about my country, USA that is. And since only 144,000 witnesses are allowed into heaven, which by the way are...

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Would you rather be buried or cremated? Honestly I have no desire for either one, not even after I'm dead. Seriously though, it really is all the same to me, it's truly not a concern of mine. If there's anything that still works after I die, give it to someone who it can benefit that is still alive.

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What is the hardest thing you have ever had to tell your child. I have never had children. I would think though, that the hardest possible thing to tell your child would be that the child himself has developed a terminal illness and explaining what that means to him. I only say that because I'm almost certain the worst thing possible for a parent would be the loss of their child, so to be the one to have to explain this to them, I can't even begin...

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My best friend just passed away due to cancer. she was twelve years old, the same age as me. do you have any tips on dealing with this? First, let me offer my condolences, I know it can hurt unlike anything else in your life can. Many people, at some point in their lives, if asked to describe life in a single word, they would say suffering, loss, or pain. But on the polar opposite of that, you have love, beauty, and appreciation. The good things in life that make it worth living. Although at times it's difficult to accept...

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What do you think is the most serious problem in the world? The side effects and consequences of a highly evolved, highly intelligent, self aware consciousness. The most serious and negative by-product of mankind is religion and faith. This is generally where most people stop reading and write me off as a lunatic, but some of you know it's true. See, religion, faith and belief in God are not bad things by themselves, unfortunately they spawn deadly...

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Is it true more babies are born during a full moon? I wasn't sure so I did a little research and here is a webpage that may help you to understand. http://www.healthypages.net/news.asp?newsid=5155

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Ok, i cant feel my hands anymore...is this a bad thing? Yes, it's not good, feeling is an important quality for hands to have.

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Is it cowardly to give negative ratings without a criticism? I think cowardly is a bit harsh, it depends on why you didn't comment or criticize. But if that's what you do consistently I would say it's better to go the extra mile with some follow up.

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How can I make the most out of my highschool years? Start earning money as early as you can and save as much of it as you can. Miss as few school days as possible and apply yourself 100 percent to your education. Make as many real friends as you can and avoid poser friends. Maintain a healthy relationship with your family members. Be sure to include a couple of extra cirrucular activities involving your school and/or society each year. For...

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Do you always have to have the last word in a fight? After 10 years of living with the same woman, if there's one thing I've learned, it's to concede at the earliest realized onset of a fight. If I'm wrong I admit I'm wrong. If I am right, I admit I'm wrong. Because right or wrong does not matter, not being screamed at and sleeping in my bed take precedence.

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I love to draw, but I dont think im good enough to have a career in art, should I just give up? Nahh, art is not only for the career minded, art is self expression and a positive pastime.

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Do I overanalyze the questions I answer too much? :) No, but it's possible you may second guess yourself too much. :-)

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How can you sleep on a plane? As long as there aren't snakes on a plane I can sleep on a plane.

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Is it wrong for me to like to take pictures of myself, not like porno pictures just like pictures.? I don't think it is, but some African Bushmen believe it will steal your soul.

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Why are we all so extremly bored that we are still up at 3:30 in the morning, and talking about what the word emotastic means?? what is this world comming to...i just don't know.. =] I'm not bored,I work graves, although this is my day off, this is the schedule I live by, for now atleast. Here's an educational video on the subject of emo. And the world is coming to an end.

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Who would you choose to be your best friend and why: Robin Williams, MacGyver, or Bill Gates? Macgyver, because he's not real, and I find imaginary people are easier to get along with.

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What if you existed in this life only to help the person you hate most? What if worms had machine guns.....

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What if your house caught fire, and all you could get out was a bag of stuff. What would you bring? My bag of weed.

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Do we really have free will? Think real hard... Nobody knows for sure. There are no absolute truths, and no human knowledge 100 percent certain, but I lean more towards no we don't, I think it's an illusion, but hey what can ya do, ya know....

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Why does my dog act so sad and begin to whine when I give him a treat. He looks around and then cries, acts as if he doesn't know what to do with the treat his treat..then later (15min.)eats it. Thank you Some dogs, more common in labs and pugs, whine for short periods of time after receiving a "gift". I'm not sure why, but they have an instinctive need to hide the toy or treat. They whine because their instinct is telling them to hide it but they don't understand it, they're not sure what they are supposed to do. Dogs still have alot of leftover instincts and behavior...

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Why do people get butterflies in their stomachs? what does it mean as well? There is a medical explanation for butterflies in the stomach. When nervous or afraid, the body produces chemicals, one of which is adrenaline. The presence of this causes your solar plexus to tighten, and causes nausea, stomach pain etc. In severe cases vomiting is also a symptom.

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Can you create an affection? I mean in a relationship. And if yes, how can you do that? I am having trouble with someone. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

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Who believe's that we are in heaven right now? Assuming heaven exists the way religious teachings would have us believe there is no possible way this could be heaven. There is one key rule being broken, sin, it's not allowed there. Not to mention all the suffering, death and destruction that goes on endlessly. And God still chooses to remain hidden from us. If this is heaven then God is an evil, sadistic liar........even moreso than...

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If a vegetarian accidentily started to eat some meat, would it be okay for them to spit it back out? It would be fine by me, what someone wants in their stomach or not is their business.

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There is this guy that likes me and i like him, but people would make fun of me if i went out with him. what should i do? We must not allow judgement from others to hinder our efforts in love, life, or anything. To deny ourselves happiness and what we know is right would be living a lie.

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If signmakers went on strike, what would they put on their picket signs? Life is demanding without understanding. I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes.

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When you were growing up (or if you still live at home) have either of your parents ever hit you, aside from a spanking on the bottom. I mean really HIT you, or slapped you very hard in the face? My dad grabbed me by my throat once when I was 15 or 16. That was one of the few times growing up that I was stupid enough to test him. Had I been much dumber than I actually was I guess I'd be sitting here typing all night.

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If an emotionally disturbed person made an attempt on your life, would you press charges? No, I'd press my foot up his backside.

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Did you want kids, or did it "just" happen? Luckily for me I didn't want any and I didn't have any.

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How do you "lose" a thought? Where does it go? All thoughts are stored as energy...or memory in the brain, so every thought you have ever had consciously or otherwise is in there somewhere. There are many causes as to why memories seem to be lost or impossible to retrieve, in my case it is neurotoxins. My synapses do not fire on all cylinders these days so trying to remember anything past this morning is difficult.

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Why does my dog lick the bed until its soaking wet with drool before she sleeps? When my dog starts doing crazy crap like that I always check my stash and if any is missing then I know why.

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How could someone best persuade you to do something that you have reservations about? My girlfriend seems to know a way that works everytime.

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In a surprise announcement, U.S. Armed Forces scientists say they resurrected the deadly 1918 flu virus that killed over 50 million people; why do you think they did this? All Things Considered, October 5, 2005 · A flu virus that killed tens of millions worldwide after it appeared in 1918 has been recreated in the virological equivalent of the Jurassic Park story. Scientists rebuilt it from pieces of genetic material retrieved from the lungs of people who died 87 years ago. Researchers writing in the journals Science and Nature say the tightly guarded...

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At my school, when i get to a website it says forbidden how do i bypass it? Try https://proxify.net/r/?s=google.1b It's limited access unless you pay for it though so everything may not work. Another thing, is if your school uses IE sometimes if you run Firefox off of a flash drive that will get around it. Another way is to find the actual IP address of the site and type the IP instead of the URL

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Do you like Canadians? They're ok, the ladies are definitely worth a look. I don't like their bacon though. It's more like ham to me.

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I've been snowboarding since last fri., and some of you people are still on AB, don't you have lives? You're implying that these people have been on here non-stop since last Friday... That's kinda retarded isn't it....How would you know unless you yourself have been here non-stop.....who is to say they weren't boarding snow since last Friday too and you all got here at the same time...it's possible. But to answer your question, speaking for myself anyways, no, I have...

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Who here has seen a stop sign? don't deny it, you know you wanna say it. .

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What is a Wiz? There is only one true Wiz.

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Why can't some people see any wrong in their own children? They are...blinded by the light.

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What is the chances I will pass my depression that I have had since a teenager to my children? If it was caused by narcotics then the chances are zero unless you pass him some speed.

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How many people have made a new years resolution to stop smoking? 420

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Who is the ultimate villain of the movies? Pinhead, there is none evil-er. Any 6th grade drop out, non-talking, mask wearing retard with an axe can kill someone, but Pinhead did it so colorfully and with an understanding and insight that many villains could only aspire for.

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How do you get rid of a stomach bug when rest is not an option? Rest is a great option, you should rethink that one. But aside from rest, which by the way, if your body wants it bad enough will force it on you and then it's really not an option, eat healthy, if nothing else drink alot of water, hydration is way underrated. And of course there's always antibiotics.

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What is a good website to post my photography at and let people comment on them? Flickr.com - What is Flickr? (Page 1 of 6) Flickr is almost certainly the best online photo management and sharing application in the world. Let us show you why! Flickr is a way to get your photos to the people who matter to you. With Flickr you can: Show off your favorite photos to the world Blog the photos you take with a cameraphone Securely and privately show photos to your...

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Could you kill your own child to save the world? Without a doubt and without hesitation, my kids know if the world is ever in need of a good saving that they are screwed.

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Have you or would you ever pick up a hitchhiker? I never have picked up a hitchhiker, but I have given rides to complete strangers on several ocassions. Ocassionally I would offer rides to people that were walking down the highway, just walking, not hitching. I never liked beggars.

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Is recycling really making an impact on the environment? It depends on what's being recycled I guess, but I would have to assume so. Recycled paper means less trees cut down and less trash, that's just one small example of how the environment is impacted positively.

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Do you ever get the feeling that you are just not meant to do something no matter how much you try? Yes, there are dark and powerful forces working against us. Can't quite put my finger on it but trust me, they're there and they love what they do.

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At parties are you a wall flower(someone who stands on the side, out of the crowd) or a party animal? I miss my partying days, good times. I was good and stupid the drunker I got, stands to reason I guess. But yeah, the higher the level of intoxication, the more animal-like I became.

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My boyfriend tends to spend less and less time away from me now. i mean, i know he has a job and everything, but i just find it weird that he has to suddenly leave whenever we're together now. what is going on? You sound alot like....my girlfriend. It means you're annoying the hell outta him, let him be. It does not mean cheating, quit accusing us of cheating.

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Are you a organ donor? I've been happily donating my organ to women all over since puberty.

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What is the most tacky thing in men's fashion these days? Men.

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If you were financially secure and could live anywhere in the world where would that be and why. Any uninhabited island, because I like my privacy. Leave me alone.

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What was the worst thing you remember doing when you were a kid? Climbing out of the womb thinking it's gotta get better than that! Been trying to get back in ever since.

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Are you really happy with who and what you devote your life to? No, and frankly it disturbs me that everyone else so far said yes. Life sucks, I suck, wahhhhh, sob sob.

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I believe that everyone is a little Obsessive Compulsive. What do you do that proves this? So many things I can't think straight. I believe what you believe. Chewing on my lip.

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Where did Missouri get the slogan "The Show Me State"? “Show Me State” A name attributed to Representative Willard Van Diver. It conotates a certain self-deprecating stubbornness and devotion to simple common sense.

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When did you first use the Internet? October 1st 2001. Just three weeks after 911, and the day after my girlfriends 21st birthday, after winning a little money at the casino we bought our first computer together, and my first computer since I was eight and typing programs into my commodore 64, wow those games had the best graphics......yeah if you're a caveman.

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What's your poison? Love on the rocks. I'm your poison now you drink a cup. Open up and say ahhh.

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What things/people/experiences etc. in your life have posed the greatest threat to your sanity? All things, people, experiences, etc. The ability to think is enough to drive a person insane.

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Would life be easier if there was no such thing as money? For the world to work without money it would be severely altered, it would be nothing like it is now. Who knows what type of world that would actually be, it may be 100 times better than now, or 100 times worse. Given the state of the world as it is now, it wouldn't be easier it would be much more chaotic. And even if all problems caused by money were solved, other problems elsewhere would...

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Do you think that cell phones for small children (8 and younger) are a good idea? Why or why not? For me it would be on an individual basis, some 8 year olds are very mature and responsible for their age and given certain circumstances it may be a great idea. So I can't generalize and say that cell phones are not a good idea for kids that age. I also wouldn't say they are a bad idea either. Unnecessary though I'd say. If a child can be responsible with one and are deserving...

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Why would Superman want to "leap tall buildings in a single bound" if he can fly? Leaping tall buildings in a single bound pretty much constitutes the act of flying, it's just a semi poetic way of saying "Able to fly straight up and over a building".

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When you shake someone's hand, do you get an impression of them by how firm or weak their handshake is or if their hand is warm, cold, sweaty, etc? How much value do you put on that impression you make? I would say the handshake, by itself, isn't of great importance, it's one of several factors in the overall experience. Body language, facial expression, words exchanged, various other observations....they all contribute to the overall perception.

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HOW DO I KNOW WHAT RELIGION I AM? Personal religion is not assigned, it's a choice everyone makes for themselves. A better question for you to start with might be "What reasons are there for me to become a member of any religion?"

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Do you have a sixth sense? I'm not convinced I have five yet.

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What's your catch phrase? "Are you threatening me...?" Which I share with Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane on The Dukes Of Hazzard and The Great Cornholio a.k.a. The Great Bungholio.

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Will there ever be a portable anti-gravity device invented? I wonder what is could be used for... I have little doubt that it will, anything that exists has an anti- and we humans love portability. Port a potties were probably ridiculed in the days of stationary outhouses.

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What is your worst habit[s]? Existing. But it's all I know.

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How would you like to die? I'd choose death by universal collapse, if the universe is expanding and ultimately collapses upon and within itself causing the total destruction of all that is and ever was.

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What is called the second coming of Jesus? I dunno, but it sure takes him a long time to cum a second time.

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Who would win this fight? Jon Bonjovi vs. A blade of grass Bon Jovi, for sure, but 2 blades of grass might be just enough to tip the scales in favor of chlorophyll.

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What have you always wanted to do but you have not yet got round to doing it? I can't think of any plan in my life that went "as planned" so I'm gonna have to say pretty much everything.

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What does love mean to you? I don't recall what movie this quote is from, I was thinking Good Will Hunting, but not sure, anyways it's one of my favorite meanings of love. It goes something like this...."When you love someone, when is 'enough' enough? Never. My interpretation of that is that even under the harshest conditions, quitting is never an option, when pushed to the limits and giving...

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What do you think of George W. Bush? I have a hard enough time keeping up with myself and my own ways, I have very little time for him. But I would tend towards no on both accounts, for one thing, he's a human being, and more importantly....a human being with more power than me, that's grounds for distrust alone.

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If you could change the word, "Love" into something different, what would you change it to? "The Emotion Formerly Known As Love"

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What exatcly is a johovah witness? Illogical, unreasonable, and annoying. Exactly.

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If cheese, chocolate, and bread became illegal substances, would you become an outlaw? Actually I'm already an outlaw, so it's redundant for me to answer, but if I was not an outlaw, then I'm sure that would be sufficient cause to convert me to criminalistic behavior.

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What comes to mind as soon as you hear/remember the Back to the Future MOVIES? My childhood, what happened, where did it go...

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Its survey time. please answer with a yes or no. your vote counts. do you believe the united states is safer now, than before 911? votes will be tallied and the results posted. thanks, john I'm not sure if there really is a such thing as safety to the degree that it can be measured, or if it's just a feeling or perception that varies between people, and within the same person at different times. Honestly I don't think anything has changed as far as our safety is concerned, there's no way to stop every attack, and one is all it takes. On the other hand I...

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What is the name of the book where the character falls asleep for 100 years, and wakes up to a different world? With that description I'm sure there are thousands of book titles that fit it. I know of several vampire genre books.

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If you had to do a very dangerous/deadly thing to save all of your main branch of family what would this crazy thing be? Whatever was necessary, there are many things I wouldn't do, like blow up the earth or something.

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Do you love your mum OR dad more? OR equally love both of them? I honestly don't know how to measure an emotion, so I'm not sure. When speaking of love, in its most basic form, I'd guess I love them equally. But I don't enjoy being around my dad much, my mom and I get along much better, but I don't know if that relates to love, or if so, how much.

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Why is the weather so bad in London? Some people may think the weather is nice in London. It's hard to give reasons for other people's opinion if you're not them.

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Do you find that you have more characterisics of your father or mother? Physically, my dad for sure.

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When poets retire, do they become 'illiterate?' They prefer the term "poetically challenged".

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How can doctors and lawyers still ‘practice’, even though they are experts and lives hinges on their conduct? Practice makes perfect, and since imperfection is an unavoidable trait to be being human, it's logical to say they are always practicing. And because lives hinge on their conduct, perfection would be preferable, however impossible.

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If God could see AB right now,you think he would be suprised from all these questions?You think he will ever answer all these? I wouldn't think so. In fact I'm confused as to why a being who knows all knowledge including future knowledge would be surprised at anything. No I don't think he will ever answer all these.

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Are you hungary right now and for what Hungary like the wolf. I'm on the hunt, I'm after you.

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Why do people on answerbag get so upset about trolls, and such? it seems the more upset ABers get, the more the trolls react. and do things on purpose. do you think we should just ignore them? Yeah, I'd ignore them, shrug it off. It's an inevitability of the nature of the site. Create a game and you also create a cheater. Make a rule, it will be broken and there will be exceptions to it. I look at it like this, everything which is good has a polar opposite, something transversely evil, we must experience the negatives of life to fully appreciate any good at all. But...

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Who was an angel? what is the importance of an angel in the Bible? Those who believe them to be more than myth tend to view them as God's more perfect souls, although atleast one has been said to have fallen, his name is Lucifer.

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Have you ever died a horrible painful death? Not yet, I'm still living a horrible and painful life, but the day is young yet.

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What do you think is crazy? I find no greater insanity than exists in the nature of man and his highly intelligent, adaptive, reasoning brain. This is pretty much the birth place for all insanity.

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Is boredom harmful? Boredom in and of itself does no harm whatsoever. The choices people make when they are bored may lead to harm. But they also may lead to something great. Boredom is a great motivator, it just depends on what you decide to do with the motivation.

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Do you rate people on your mood? If your happy, are you more likely to be giving good ratings? (please answer honestly) I think everybody does to some degree, some more than others. To me it just stands to reason that a happier mood tends to make us less critical, less negative, more generous, just more positive overall, and it will have some effect on everything we are involved with. Sometimes when we are grumpy we are not so easily satisfied with the answers we're given. But most people overall, I think,...

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Are the LANGALEERS really behind us? I really don't know what langaleers are unless you mean to say "LANGOLIERS", referring to the Steven King novel, which is a pretty good movie I thought. I don't recall any reference in the movie made to them really being behind us though, but I don't believe langoliers exist, I wouldn't rule out the possibility, but the odds aren't great that they are. But...

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Why do some people NEVER ask questions? I'm sure there is an endless string of personal reasons. Some people would rather be a helper than the helpee, others might have a strong desire to be heard and voice their opinions. I think it's easier to answer questions than ask them, alot of times coming up with a good question is tough, but answering questions generally comes to you fairly quickly and easily if it's a...

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Am I the only person who gets ticked off when I call an automated service like the bank and it tells me to press 1 for English. Or when you buy a product and it has English and Spanish on the box?? This is America. We speak English. Learn it or go home!! You're not the only one I'm sure. I'm not really that way about it myself. I think it's kinda harsh to deport people just because they can't or don't speak English. Some people aren't intellectually capable of learning English, for example, freedoms are not intended only for mentally fortunate.

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How come if someone is homosexual people of the same gender are really uneasy around them and are iffy on being their friend?? This is generally speaking Many societies today view homosexuality as weakness, sinful, or just really weird. And alot of people actually care what others think of them, so alot of people adopt the bad attitude against homosexuals just to avoid being linked to that stereotype. Also alot of people just aren't tolerant of people who are different than themselves, and still others are just uneducated in the subject...

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What do you think is the the finest quality (the best thing!) about the country you live in? The founding fathers' basic foundation of freedom, rights, and independence. (USA)

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If you could look like anyone other than yourself, then who would you choose? I'd prefer to look like myself. Although it would be nice to have the benefits of the beautiful people, my face has sorta grown on me.

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If you had to do one or the other for the rest of your life, which would you do: Hop on one foot or walk on your hands? I'd hop on one foot, my legs will get stronger, develop better balance, and adapt whereas I don't think my brain can adapt to an upside down world very well.

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Whats green, has eight legs, and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A quartet of Jolly Green Giants.

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Why do i get such bad hangovers when i drink less than or as much as others who don't? Because hangovers and the severity of hangovers really have nothing to do with how much you drink in comparison to others. One key factor is body weight, given the same amount of alcohol, a lighter person generally feels the effects of alcohol more intensely than a heavier person. Alcohol travels and absorbs more quickly in lighter people because there is less of them. Tolerance plays a role as...

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Why do people insist on putting their question in CAPS? They spilled bean dip on their keyboard, they thought they had it all cleaned up, but later on they realized it superglued the caps lock in the on position and ever since the dog was diagnosed with cancer money has been kinda tight.

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Why are guys so attracted to boobs? Probably evolution's way of balancing power between the sexes.

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Kwan, Cohen, or Yamaguchi? Over easy.

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Does playing chess really help improve your memory? Not if you play it stoned like I do, but it's more enjoyable that way I think.

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What are some solutions to common toilet problems? Plumbers.

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What would cause a door to keep drifting shut by itself? Seems if the door shuts by itself that it caused itself to shut.

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What are the levels on Answerbag? Yes, I can, thanks for asking.

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What is the meaning of life? To die.

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I have a memory slot but how do i use it? I have no idea how you use your slot.

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Have you ever donated blood? No, but I have sold plasma a few times.

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What is love? Another illusion in the human brain brought about by chemical reactions.

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Do you still beileve in things even when you can't see them? Yeah, if I went blind tomorrow I wouldn't deny the existence of everything.

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Why does answer bag have such an 18 or older category but it dosen't stop people younger than 17? It's a technicality that keeps them from being sued by a million people. They can say hey we have the terms and conditions posted, the minor clearly violated them. Just like when McDonalds got sued for a trillion dollars when someone got burned by their hot coffee, so now it says Hot Coffee on the cup, doesn't change anything, people still get burned, but they can't sue for it now.

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How long does it take to start noticing muscle when you begin working out? It's directly related to the type of workout and the effort put into it. Weight training for muscle mass, for example, you could start to notice an improvement in as little as a week.

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Do Jehovah's Witnesses pay taxes? If they don't then sign me up. Seems to me if it was that easy to get out of taxes there would be alot of witnesses.

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WHAT IS THE BEST WEBSITE FOR DOWNLOADING FREE MUSIC,I DONT WANT TO EVEN PAY A CENT,I JUSTWANT TO SELECT A SONG AND DOWNLOAD IT.I DONT CARE IF I HAVE TO DOWNLOAD SOME SOFTWEAR FIRST. PLEASE HELP ME,I NEED SOME TUNES! There are countless peer to peer file sharing sites, you just have to review and compare to what best suits your needs.

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THE BOY WHO IS HE? Don't worry about it, just take your pills and strap yourself back in.

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When you feel down, who brings you up-- again? The reefer man.

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People equally imformed, seldom disagree. Is this a true statement? No, information is only as good as the mind receiving it.

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How do you know your dog is stressed? These are all great answers, looks like they have it covered. When my dog is up to 2 packs and a pint a day I know something's wrong.

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What are irrational numbers? All numbers that are not rational are considered irrational. An irrational number can be written as a decimal, but not as a fraction. In case you don't know what rational numbers are.....A rational number is a number that can be written as a ratio. That means it can be written as a fraction, in which both the numerator (the number on top) and the denominator (the number on the bottom)...

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What do you believe, but cannot prove? If it can't be proven, then I don't believe it.

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If you were about to be executed but got to pick the method, what would you choose? Old age.

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Can you describe yourself in one word? Dazed

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Why do my cats always seem to bug me when I'm at the computer? Because they are curious why you can play with your mouse more than once.

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How do you know when a girl/guy is THE one? It's too late for me, save yourself.

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What would you choose a holiday of a life time or someone to do your housework for a year? I figured out a way to have both. Take a holiday for a year and leave my girlfriend home.

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If you were a movie or TV show character, who would you be? (Not who would you *Want* to be, who would you be.) Mini Me. You know that dude be gettin' all the girls and that mini motorized dunebuggy would be the shiznit.

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Do you have any body 'defects' as a result of injury or from birth? Just a mild case of self inflicted brain damage.

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How many people do you think can honestly say that their spouse/partner/girlfriend/boyfriend is also their best friend in general? About 75 percent within the first year, dropping dramatically each year until the tenth year when it has completely flipped to worst enemy. These are projected figures, most won't make it ten years.

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How do you know you're not crazy? The term crazy is relative. A long time ago a bunch of people got together in a room and decided what normal was going to be, and anyone who didn't accept their definition was "crazy". So I actually know I am crazy, but I think it's better that way.

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What is the last thing you did purely for self satisfaction? :-)

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What do you think was the worst movie of 2006? Every movie made in 2006. Actually I rarely watch movies or tv so I really couldn't say, but most movies today are disappointing I think.

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What country have you visited that you enjoyed more than any other? Of the two I've visited, Germany.

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What are the first 5 things you did straight after midnight, new year? Took 5 hits.

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What reasons are there for me not to just give up on life? Although they are far and few between, some days are worth the trouble of sticking it out. Those are the days when everything seems to go your way and nobody could smack the smile off your face if they tried. Those are the days that, despite the evil and chaos you can say..... I'm glad I had today. You don't wanna miss out on those days.

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My battery light went on one day. The next day I was driving and the car radio would not turn on. I drove for a little while and t came back up. All interior lights and the headlights started to dim. The car then shut off. IS this my alternotor? It could be, it may even be the alternator, but most likely it is gremlins.

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What movie are you compelled to watch every time it is shown on television? When I was a little kid it used to be The Wizard Of Oz. But at some point I started looking at it differently, it scares me now.

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What do you think about Saddam Hussien's execution? It's just another reminder to me of all that's wrong with this world and with humanity. That solves a micron of the problem I suppose, but kill one and another crops up.

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My girlfriend lets guys touch her and hit on her. She doesn't listen when I tell her to stop. Is this considered cheating? Everyone has their own definition of cheating, it seems you two have differing views. I'd go with yes, she's cheating, but if it's not obvious enough I have some ocean front property in Arizona, George.

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When encountering a nonChristian, why do so many Christians give the "Hellfire and brimstone" speech cautioning us on Hell? Is this really the impression of the religion they wish to give? Do they really think that we've never heard it before? To put it briefly and bluntly, Christians are brainwashed and threatened from birth, the trait is passed on to many of them, and thus the cycle continues. This method worked out great for the original brainwashers.

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WHEN Y0U GET LAiD WHAT D0ES THAT MEAN? Garnished wages, weekend visits, and alot of time in court usually.

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What really grosses you out? I'm not too easily grossed out but a few things off the top of my head would be squirting blood from an artery, pretty much all vomit and fecal matter, nasty infections, maggots and such, bones broken so badly they are turned backwards.

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Why do we fall in love? It's nature's way of strengthening social bonds, helping to ensure the survival of the species. One of many. Ironically it often leads to tragedy and devastation.

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Why do the Jehovah's Witnesses not believe in the Trinity? They're crazy, not stupid! Who am I kidding, they're pretty stupid too.

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Do you find watching poker on tv interesting? Slightly less interesting than watching paint dry, but slightly more than watching grass grow, and about as interesting as watching flies procreate on the screen.

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Where does the buck stop? It begins slowing down quickly after taxes and comes to a screeching halt when my other half gets her hands on it.

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How do I stop tripping over my cordless phone? There's a 12 step program, it's not easy but admitting you have a problem gives you an early heads up.

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Who could you careless about and why? Pretty much anyone who is not me. Because they are not me.

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What happened to Alice and Aaron on "As the World Turns"? It was on Unsolved Mysteries, still an open case.

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Do you believe that in Saddam Hussien's case, death was a just penalty for his crimes? Death is a just penalty for the human race.

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What do you believe or hold most dear that, if proved to be wrong or a lie, would shake you to your core? In the extremely improbable event that any god is proven to exist. That would worry me, because if it's intelligent and powerful enough to create this universe purely by will, not to mention possessing all knowledge, and this right here is the best it could do? What a loser. I couldn't imagine a mind more sadistic and evil if I tried.

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Why do people have to die? Imagine a world of increasingly reproductive humans that do not die. Think overpopulation is a problem now? The only way for life to exist is for life to end. Nature is indiscriminate, we humans are shown no favoritism. Our greatest blessing is our ultimate curse.

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If you could have the power of a sense multiplied by 100, what sense would it be? Sense of humor, there's good money in that.

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What do you add to society? Another reason for society to convince itself to waste money on the DEA.

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What's in your pocket? Turkey, ham and cheese.

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Despite all our rage, are we still, just rats in a cage? Yes, and the world is a vampire sent to drain.

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Are you related to a famous person? No, but I once had relations with a really popular girl in high school.

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What song best fits your pet(s)personality? Smoke two joints...Bob Marley

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If someone asks for trouble, how do you give it to them? I invite them over for dinner, my girlfriend's cooking would be enough, but if that didn't do it then I'd invite my girlfriend to eat with us.

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Can you describe yourself in one word? High.

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What is your favorite Simpsons quote? Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

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Have you ever wanted to hurt someone and why? Yes, most days I want to. I'm not sure why, but if you ask me again I'm gonna hurt you real bad. I don't appreciate the threats.

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I am a woman, and I dreamed that I was a man. In the dream I made love to a woman. What does this mean? It doesn't mean anything really, besides that there's enough to worry about in the waking reality without having to worry about fake experiences too.

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While in the fast lane behind a slow driver if you could shout at them what would you say? I'm never in that much of a hurry. Frankly I don't equate the value of shaving 5 minutes off my commute to the value of my life and those around me. So I'd probably say "Right on old dude, we all need to just slow down a little sometimes."

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If you watch porn, are you automatically immoral? Porn really has nothing to do with it. If you are human you are automatically immoral. Assuming there is such a thing as morality. I tend to view morality, immorality, good, and evil as being non-existent in reality. These are only concepts, or side effects, of higher brain function.

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Why do women typically outlive men? War is a major contributor as well as occupational hazards. Lack of testosterone. Let's not forget, too, that women are a leading factor in driving men to an untimely death. Some scientists say the life expectancy gap between the sexes is narrowing and soon men may outlive women.

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What do you believe about forgiveness? Pretty powerful stuff. One of the better qualities of the human species, one of the few.

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Do you care if im depressed and crying right now? At any given moment I'm sure there are tens of thousands of people who are depressed and crying. I care about each and every one of you.

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How much do you trust other users of the internet? On A Scale of 1 to 10 it would most likely be -1.

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Why are we here on earth? Just bad luck. But don't worry, nature realized this mistake a long time ago and a plan has been put in motion for our extinction.

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How do you know your dog is stressed? My dog doesn't get stressed, he sees the crap I go through everyday with my work and my girlfriend and whatnot and realizes a dog's life is pretty good.

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What is one thing more you wish you could get from your boss? His job. I'd hire him back to take my newly vacant position.

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How did you choose your Answerbag name (assuming its not actually your name, that is!)? I really like chocolate milk.

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Have you been drinking? Been drinking Sierra Mist. I Gave up alcohol a couple years ago. But I am high. Well, I'm pretty much always high but it's gotta count for something. Happy New Years.

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What would you do if you were invisible and could get away with it? This question has caused me to acknoweldge a formerly unknown darker side of myself and I am frightened. And just in case one day I become invisible I better not incriminate myself with an answer here.

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