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Can you name a song that prominently features a NUMBER in the lyrics? (Video links welcome!) Sixteen Tons I Can't Drive 55 by Sammy Hagar 1234 by Plain white T's 25 or 6 to 4 by Chicago 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton 50 Ways to leave Your Lover by Paul Simon big 10 inch record by aerosmith Driver 8 by REM gimme 3 Steps by Lynyrd Skynyrd Highway 61 Revisited by bob Dylan 19th Nervous breakdown by the Rolling Stones just to name a few...

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Do you prefer thin spaghetti or regular spaghetti? thin please

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Tell me how to get the ANSWER light to go out. I have back tracked to make sure I have acknowledged all that respond to me yet the darn light is still on, help? lol click the "mark as read" on top of the "chart" which shows the answers and comments on you rprofile and activity screen

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Are you a boxer guy or a tighty whities guy ? How old are you? Im interested to see if more older guys wear briefs and younger guys boxers or maybe if its even the other way around. 42 - boxers

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If you were a evil genius mad scientist would rather have your lair on a remote island or a subterranean arctic base? I'll take my own remote, sumersible island.

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What is a beautiful and strong name for a girl that starts with an L? Logan

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I need one point to get to level 56. When was the last time you needed one point to level up? I'm actually five away from level 28 currently...

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Are you in love with Stacy's mom? well, maybe just lust since ...Stacey's mom has got it goin' on!!

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Is my girlfriend cheating on me? (Info as first question) signs are there and if you feel you can no longer trust her to be either faithful or truthful, then the relationship is doomed if the two of you can not get these issues resolved. Counseling is an option if both of you want to continue the relationship.

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Which image of Christ do you love the most? the one hanging on the wall in the Good times tv show

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Sweet tea or Limonade? which do you prefer? sweet tea for me please

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Just curious...what is your favorite spongebob episode? <3 :D there are too many, but the first one that popped in my head was the Alaskan Bull Worm episode when Sandy goes into what she believes is a cave and begins to wrestle the worm, only to discover she is actually inside the worm's mouth and is wrestling its tongue. Of course any that feature Patrick prominently are my favorites.

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What would be a funny business name for a store that sells eyeglasses? Visionaries Specks-r-us Glasses for the masses

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Guys: How would you react if you woke up to find you were pregnant? Heavily pregnant. With triplets? not to stereotype or anything, but I suppose I would have to start feeling fat and bloated, rip people's heads off for no apparent reason, crave odd food combinations, be unable to pick anything up that I may have dropped, and not able to find anything comfortable yet stylish to wear.

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On a scale of 1-10 (10 is the highest) how clever are you? I'll go with a modest 8.5

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What questions will u like a software to answer if u were a farmer who with many hectares of land & had the opportunity to access your farm online. I'm working on a research project to develop a software package for farmers projected weather forecasts and possibly harvest amounts along with the current market price for the harvest

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Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl" or AttackAttack's "I Kissed A Girl"(its a cover from Punk Goes Pop) Katy Perry

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America is number 1 in _________. obesity rates

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Your friends you have on Facebook, how many? I think 68 or maybe 70 depending on two recent requests

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Why love at all when all you do id end up getting hurt? Another saying...it is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all...(or something similar)

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Are you a hater? If so, what do you hate? ignorance

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If you had one chance to go anywhere in the world where would you go and why? Have always wanted to go to Easter Island

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How did you decide what your fake name would be (the one you're using on this site, for example)? Was it inspired in part by your real name, or is it completely different? I had actually watched Tommy Boy a few days prior to picking my name...some funny lines in that movie.

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Can someone help me on this physics Question, it is in the comment section, since I dont have enough characters to type it out here. Could it be a simple ratio? 4.75 is to 2.6 as 143 is to "x". 4.75/2.6 = 1.83 so 1.83*143 = 262 then take the weight of the linebacker off this amount (262-143) and get the quarterback weight of 119kg I may be way off though, but it was the first thought I had on this one.

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Thin, Thick or Pan? thin, assuming you are referring to pizza crusts

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Should I see Zombieland or The Invention of Lying on my birthday next week? Zombieland looks like a good one for two hours of entertainment

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Thin Crust Pepperoni Lovers or Meat Lovers Pan from Pizza Hut for my Friday treat? got to go with the meat lovers given the choices

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What would happen if I pushed this button? the person sitting closest to you on the right hand side will be ejected from their seat and sent through the roof....please hurry and push the darn thing!!!

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If you died today what would be one thing you regret not doing? wearing clean underwear, much to the dismay of my mother.

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What or where was the last itch you scratched? right eyelid

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What subject would you have liked to seen offered as an elective class when you were in high school? sign language

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HELP!! What word am I looking for? Really devoted to a specific religion... would do anything.. HELP!! a zealot or a zealous person.

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There is this girl on myspace. She made a fake myspace of a guy and basically created a boyfriend. She brags about it too and about everything she does with him. Do you find this funny or kind of sad? reminds me of the Brady Bunch episode when Jan created a boyfriend.

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If dogs could talk, what would they say to us when they're humping our leg? hump the pony hump the pony going to town hump the pony hump the pony Oh baby, don't slow down

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Different Strokes, Welcome Back Kotter, Happy Days or Alice? Oooh oooh Mr. Kotter, Mr. Kotter (of course I would have put WKRP first if had the option, but Kotter would be a close second)

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Did you ever drive over 90 mph on a highway? yes, have seen the triple digits on a digital speedometer before.

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Why is it a bad idea to make love in a trash bin? may run into my ex and then that would feel really awkward!!

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Office workers: Can you hear other people's radios playing in their offices? Is it annoying? I can and I am so annoyed with hearing the same songs over and over again on this local station where I live. Im so tired of Carrie Underwood n Miley C....ACK! I feel your pain. I am in a cube and occasionally have two kinds of music from both sides of me - country on one side and light rock on the other...throw in some off tune singing and I am about to explode.

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Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball? Not from a left hander

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Rich and single or married and broke? recently single and broke, but was broke before becoming single as well....

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Are you wearing shoes with shoelaces? yeppers

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What's the best advice your father ever gave you? Never a borrower or lender be (when referring to friends and money and if you want to keep the friend) Pick your battles was another good one.

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What's your favorite soda? Dr. Pepper

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I won the Lottery & I'll I got was this lousy ________-? Please fill in the blank. giant cardboard check

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Do i smell good? fruitylicious

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If you are dating a single parent, where would you go on a date that you could bring kids along? any kid friendly pizza place which has an arcade or other games park movie / play / puppet show museum sporting event

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What's your birthday? last six months

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Have you ever had someone who didn't have any children try to tell you how to parent your own kids? yes, though the person is a teacher and deals with kids on a daily basis, but still not quite the same

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What's one thing (anything), that you wish there was a pill, for? ignorance...of course it would have to be a large pill, about the size of a tennis ball, and I would get to choose who gets it shoved down their throat.

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What drink, which has alcohol, do you most often drink? Miller Lite

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What current popular trend do you find ridiculous and foolish? Have to say the pants around the thighs or even the knees...looks stupid and doe snot impress anyone.

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How come when I send a video text to someone I get an error message saying "Message Delivery Failed. Unsupported Message" on my Alltel phone? It will send to some people, just not all. only a guess here, but is it possible the recepient's phone does not have video capabilities and can only receive text messages? Might explain the failure message you receive.

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "100%"? 100% pure orange juice

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What is something that starts with the letter D that you would find in the ocean? dead, decaying fish

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What is something that starts with the letter G that you would find in the woods? gnomes of course, but don't tell anyone

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Whats your opinion of Door to Door Religion pushers eg Jahovers etc? I like to inform them that they have the wrong house as Jesus does not live here and kindly shut the door.

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I'm thinking of starting up a small business doing data recovery, data destruction, and maybe general computer repair. I need a name. Suggestions? Data Service Management, or DSM for short.

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If the number 4 could talk what would it say? That's right, I am a jolly good fellow, which nobody can deny!!

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Are you old enough to remember the game "KICK THE CAN"? yep...seems like it was just 35 years or so ago I played it last

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What's one product you'd miss, if it was taken off the market? Dr. Pepper

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What's a bad tasting beer? Schlitz

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What's something you might find in the pacific ocean? Hawaii

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Would you like to visit Chappaquiddick anytime soon? would have to depend on who is driving the car

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What is the missing number in this logical series? 1, 2, 6, 42, 1806, ____? 3,261,636

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When do you side with the bad guy in a movie? Usual Suspects

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What did you do for your 21st birthday? dinner with my girlfriend at the time followed by a surprise keg party.

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How many pairs of shoes do you own? Then, are you male or female? eight or ten pairs, wearing five of them probably weekly.

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Should a woman sue a zoo over splashing dolphins? only if the rest of us can sue her for such a frivolous lawsuit, but apparently this has become the American way - if you are embarrassed or feel slighted in any way, sue them...simply pathetic.

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Name a good book. and allittle about it. Kite Runner...will give you a different view of Afghanistan

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What's something that's best left to professionals? bull riding

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Would your ideal home be on a beach or in the mountains? I'll take the beach house please

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Why people would like to listen with loud music in thier car. to draw attention to themselves

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I have a shiney new penny. What will you trade me for it? would you consider a red paperclip?

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Where in Egypt is Bumfuck located? I believe it is about 30 kilometers south of Yonder, but if you get to where the old school house used to be, you've gone to far. It is part of the desert triangle which also includes Boonies and Whatchacallit.

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Me & the fam are flying to St. John's in 2 days --- will be there for 10: if you live there (or have visited), where do you recommend we go? (In St. John's, to near or far-reaching villages, on a road trip...) if you are unable to get any responses here for your trip, try a site called tripadvisor...plenty of reviews, message boards, Q&A's etc.

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If you could only have 1 food for the rest of your life, what would it be? pizza, as long as I could switch up the toppings from time to time

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Have you ever or do you generally sit in the First Class Seats on an airplane? (I never have) I have never paid for first class tickets, but have flown first class twice previously - once paid for my dad while I was still in school and the other was through frequent flyer miles (I believe).

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But if you call now ! (cause you know we can't do this all day) we will -__________. ...double your order!! That's right you will not only get the chopper, Ginsu knives, shamwow, melon slicer, indoor grill, and the juicer, you will get two of everything for only the cost of shipping and handling. That's over a $160 bonus free if you call within the next twenty minutes.

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7@aol.com What are the best sites to advertise Hilton Head rental properties to Canadians? VRBO dot com is a good web site which allows the potential renter to peruse Vacation Rentals By Owners.

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Have you ever met anyone who plays sport professionally? yes, starting Defensive End for the New England Patriots was the latest professional athlete I met.

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If Froot Loops caused gas, what color would your toots be? rainbow colored...just don't go looking for a pot of gold at the end of it...

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Is this Friday going to be "Paycheck Friday" for you? show me the money...yes, it is going to be a payday friday

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What is a testimony without a test? "imony" is all that would be left

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Has anyone ever complimented you on your voice? I've been told my voice does not sound like I live in the southern US which is sort of a compliment given the streotypical southerner...

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What would you do if your dog started talking? put down the booze and take a cold shower

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Can you describe your self in five words or less? I am who I am

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Italian ____________. stallion or meatballs

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I'm pretty sure I just saw the love of my life. I don't know her name, what floor she works on, much less how to even reach her again. She stopped me cold though and it was sort of scary how immediately I was attracted to her. What to do? time to start stalking the location you last saw her.

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How do I keep my wife from picking the lock on the cage that I keep her in? shorten the chain so she can not reach the door.

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Which one? the blue one cowering in the corner

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What is the best advertising campaign past or present and what made it successful? may not be the best, but first one which came to mind was "Smuckers, with a name like that it has to be good"...it works as I think about it every time I'm in the store lookng for some jelly or jam.

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What time do you get up every morning? alarm is set for 5:50 AM, occasionally will hit the snooze button once or even twice, maybe two times a week on the snooze.

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Which jobs should be paid/respected the most? teachers and public service personnel (police, fire, ambulance)

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Does downloading music/movies illegally bring down the wealth of celebrities? it does not take away money from them but you are preventing them from adding on to their wealth.

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Opie and Anthony or Howard Stern? stern

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What's something you would put in a baggie? sandwich for kid's lunch box.

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What's a good job for a mom that will let her be home summers/school breaks/after school? I have a bachelor's degree in public relations and a cosmetology license, and love animals, playing music, public speaking, and the elderly. not necessariyl a good job, but one that would meet your criteria is a school bus driver.

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Dating the Boss - Good or Bad Idea? bad...never get your honey where you make your money

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What's one thing you regularly do that you know you shouldn't? smoke cigarettes

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When is a bad time to burp? right before you kiss someone

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My boyfriend's 15 year old sister is dating a 22 year old. I want to tell the father but this girl is AMAZING at lying and can talk herself out of anything. My only proof is a few phone calls made to his number from our house phone. What do I do? in passing, ask the dad if he has met the girl's boyfriend and say saomething along th elines of you saw hom buying some beer at the grocery store - obviously over 21 or fake ID - either one ids enough to get dad hot under the collar.

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Ever been standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona? I have. What were some sights you saw?...(smile) chill out dude, just Take it Easy.

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Aside from a vehicle, what are some things that it would be useful to have a rear-view mirror for? on top of your monitor so you could see your boss walking up on you.

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Michael Vick got reinstated yesterday into the NFL, what are your thoughts on that? I personally think he should be banned for life. He committed a crime, sewrved his time, and should have the right to persue an income. If the pursuit leads him to the NFL,, then he has every right to do so. He is not the first, nor will he be the last, felon in the NFL or any professional sport. I can not think of the player's name, but there is one who only served something like 24 or 26 days of a 30 day sentence for killing a woman in...

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What might you buy, by the gallon? ice cream

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What famous person or politician do you think is maybe missing a few screws? Tom Cruise and all his scientology friends

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What do you believe is the one thing children need most from their parents in addition to love? patience and understanding (okay that's really two things, but both are needed)

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What can't you do with one hand tied behind your back? clap do the pat your head with one hand and rub your stomach with the other hand trick back stroke, butterfly stroke, etc in swimming tie your shoes Touchdown signal in football

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Isn't Satan funny as hell? *Rimshot* I don't know, I always thought of him as some sort of hothead

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I'm a guy (16). Is it more important to have really good guy mates or a really deep relationship with a girl? should be able to have both

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You walk into a room and an orgy is taking place, what happens next? wonder who is going to pay for this pizza....

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Dnt you hate it when you talking to people on the phone and you can hear them CHEWING their food, AGGGG it drives me mad. finish your food and then talk on the phone right or wrong? I agree completely

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What is the sissiest sport that you can think of? does synchronized swimming count?

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What's the most popular soda out of sprite, coke, dr pepper, and pepsi Dr. Pepper

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Are you a back stabber? no way

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Are there any issues/topics/questions on Answerbag you try to keep away from for the benefit of your sanity? bible thumpers vs atheists

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__________ heals all wounds (be imaginative, let's replace time!) Large quantities of alcohol temporarily heals all wounds.

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Do you know of anything Barbie can't do? pee (with accuracy) standing up

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What is the best father's day gift you ever got from your children? A drawing from when my son was four years old. He was so proud of it and could barely wait to give it to me.

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I have had two dreams about my ex boyfriend that have come true within hours of waking up. One predicted our breakup and the second predicted me learning why that happened and resulted in us finally talking yesterday. What does this mean? sounds like you need to dream of lottery numbers

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My boyfriend talked to a coworker and they got a too personal and began sharing explicit pictures, details of what they wanted to do to each other, he also asked to "hook up" with her but she refused to take it that far. should i count this as cheating? the simple fact that he suggested the "hook-up" should be enough reason for you to lose him. I'm pretty sure this was not a one time thing for him; maybe the first and only time at work, but there are probably other instances outside of work when he has done the same thing. The trust in your relationship has now been questioned and will most likely only get worse.

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After each day, you get one less than twice as many dollars as you got the day before. You get one dollar on March 26. How many dollars did you get on March 21? seems like you would get one dollar every day

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My job used to be my safe haven but now i am dealing with family issues and you are the only safe haven that i have if you want to be because sometimes we started to talk about it but we didnt finish. what does these mean when a married man said this to u just guessing here, but yu may be the closest non-family memeber or "normal" friend he has. Depending on the length of the marriage it is possible that all of his friends are also his wife's friends and he can not confide in any of them for fear of the talk getting back to his wife. I could be purely platonic or he may be developing feelings for you.

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I am not in love with my husband, but i am afraid of what he will do if i tell him that. we have 2 kids involved. should i just grin and bare it or should i tell him and get a divorce? try some counseling. I am a firm believer in it. It does not work for everyone, myself included, but it is a direction to explore prior to seeking the divorce. In my case we stayed together "for the sake of the kids", but it was to the point where we both were looking forward to going to work on Monday morning which is never a good sign. We finally decided together after the...

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What would you do if you were invited to a Harry Potter fancy dress party? start looking for new friends

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Need a name for a new Dog Shampoo. Any ideas? Funny names ideal Paw Mitchell.... unless there would be cause for copyrite infringement

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "romance"? bare chested Fabio-type helping a damsel in distress pictured on a drugstore book shelf. (was the first thing that came to mind, not saying it is my defintion of romance, just the first thing...)

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Name 5 days of the week without saying sunday monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday. today, tomorrow, day after tomorrow, yesterday, and day before yesterday or possibly August 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th

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Has anyone else made a home-made laser tag game? My cousin and I would take 2 VCRs & remotes "laser guns" and duct tape them to our chests, load them up with a movie and run around the house trying to eject the other dude's "life tape"...patent pending did you use 50 foot extension cords or just have to stay within three feet of an outlet?

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Love is..... caring and sharing

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True or False:If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. damn skippy, Chuck has more!! ( I guess that's a TRUE)

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What might get rolled up? burrito

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What name do you wish you'd never have to hear again? Sanjaya from American Idol and I'm a Celebrity.

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I am playing Zelda Phantom Hourglass and I am stuck. I can't find the grappling Hook....I cant figure out how to get throught the Temple of the Ocean King, I can't find the 3rd Map.... HELP :-) The grappling hook is found on one of the islands on the southeastern sea chart. Try going to one of the walkthrough sites and be sure you did not skip anything along the way through which may have prevented you from finding the SE sea chart.

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Based on these traits, how do you think i died in my past life? I am terrified of the dark, being alone, and when i'm home alone i get paranoid someone is going to break in, and finally i always have dreams someone is coming after me. prisoner of war...in the box

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What is something you shouldn't put in the freezer? the house cat

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CCR or Skynard? CCR...does anybody really want to hear Freebird again....

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If time flies what do birds do? poop on my car

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Describe Paris Hilton in not more than 3 words? untalented blonde bimbo

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What old movie, have you already seen too many times? National Lampoon's Vacation...can't help myself everytime I see it on TV I have to watch a few minutes of it. Outlaw Josey Wales is another one

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What kind of sounds drive you crazy? gum smacking

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What's your favorite soda? ice cold Dr. Pepper

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If you could choose, which soap would you like to appear in? zest

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Why is it that more cats than dogs are abused and tortured by sick people.. less resistence from a cat as far a fighting back is concerned.

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I have to find an editorial, is the coulmn in the newspaper labeled "letter to editor" an editorial? no they are just what they appear to be letters to the editor / newspaper. The editorial is possibly on the same page as the letters, but is just an article, usually politically related or definitely a current hot topic, and is written by someone at the newspaper.

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A relationship has ended suddenly . We are living together, I have nowhere else to go. She says stay for a few weeks till I find somewhere. Is that really workable ? Any tips for doing this? been there, done that. In my case we both had a place to move into a month later when the current lease was up, but for financial reasons (college aged, no money) we stayed together for the remainder of our lease. As long as you two do not have dates pick you up there or bring dates back there, it is doable....certainly not the best arrangement, but be thankful for a place to stay and try not...

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Where is the worst place to be stuck waiting? inside a plane on the tarmac

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Why is it that some people get on here to ask perverted questions just to get off? Wouldn't you think they would have a MUCH better chance in an adult chatroom? my guess is they either are ignored or get no response in the chatrooms and at least here they may feel like someone is responding to their wants and desires...pervs!!!

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What caused your last scar? head vs. wooden support column for a screened-in porch...head lost. Was not on purpose, stumbled and just tumbled into it.

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I'm buying a '99 Galant. I got the VIN and entered it on the DMV website and it says its a 2000. Where's the error? It may just be the car was purchase din 1999, but was in reality a 2000 model. Look at it this way, in another month or so (if not already) you can buy 2010 cars on most lots.

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What would you have a hard time doing, on your knees? jumping jacks

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What might be hard for a young child to reach? puberty or gas and brake pedals on a car

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Do men really look good in thongs? nothing sexy about a banana hammock

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Should charity to the poor be voluntary or mandated? by definition, I believe charity is voluntary.

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Which college has a football team called the Golden Gophers? Minnesota Golden Gophers

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Would you wear Star Trek cologne? not if it smelled lik a Klingon on Uranus

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What would you never ask a teacher? Will you still respect me in the morning?

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What two things can never be eaten for breakfast? lunch and dinner

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What is the difference between being modest and being shy? about 3-4 inches on a hem line.

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What would you do on a night out in New Orleans? spend too much money

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Who else is trying to find out how to see the Comic-con coverage on G4? Is G4 a real tv channel? yes G4 is a real cable channel. Your cable company and the programming you pay for would determine whether or not it is available in your specific area.

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Have you ever enjoyed a book so much that you memorized it? Other than "See Spot Run", no.

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What is a term/phrase to describe an operation/business that is not being run properly? mismanaged government

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Ok, why do dogs like chewing up shoes? & when you buy them a "toy shoe" to chew on .... They still chew up your shoes.... Why is that? I think a toy shoe would just reinforce the idea that all shoes are alright to chew. How is a dog supposed to know that one is okay and the other is not?

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Name one item which has a zipper sleeping bag

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Who is someone who people tell their problems to? spouse

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Should the NFL allow Michael Vick to play again? He was not the first to break the law and get caught. he served his time, so he should be allowed to pursue a means of income and if that is the NFL, then yes he should be allowed to play. whether or not a team signs him is a different story, but I imagine there are a few interested teams.

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What kind of a business is usually run by women? brothel / escort service

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What might someone copy? test answers

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Why would a person want to move only ten mins away from a person they use to live with? makes for easier stalking.

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How many miles does your automobile vehicle have on it right now? 1997 Honda with roughly 136,000 miles

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Can you sum up The Bible in three words? One man's opinion.

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I say cheeeeseburger! You say_________? hold the tomato

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What is a pick up line a Squirrel might use? You want to come over to my branch and gnaw on my nuts?

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Can you make a proper sentence out of 4 words? I doubt I could.

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Can a company (LLC) incorporate in one state and use another state as it's company headquarters? Basically, do the headquarters and state of incorporation have to be one in the same?... I am fairly certain the simple answer is "no". I believe Delaware has some of the simpliest incorporation laws in the US and the majority of companies are incorporated through Delaware, but obvioulsy not all companies have locations, much less their headquarters, in Delaware.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? ouch!

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I see Jewish women walking around in the summertime with long sleeves on. Are bare arms a big turn on for men? I thought US citizens had a right to bear arms? damn these women for taking away my rights!!! Oh wait, you said bare arms...my mistake.

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Whats the dirties job you ever had to do laying sod - no way around not getting dirty carrying rolls of new grass

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What would you bring to a laundry detergent convention? red wine to spill

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I say "Red Light District" and you say? got a twenty spot I can borrow...

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How many cars have you had in your lifetime? six from a 72 VW Bug to a 99 Toyota Camry

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Finish this sentence: Don't ______________________! fry bacon naked spit into the wind

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You need to learn how to ______________. speel (done intentionally)

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What's on, or low to the, ground? Gary Coleman

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Did the internet destroy the use of public libraries there's porn in public libraries? (kidding)

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What are the bare necessities you need when moving into an apartment for the first time? kitchen basics (pots, pan, plates, silverware, cups, bowls, etc) bedding Towels cleaning supplies couch table tv/stereo/computer/or other electronics means to pay bills

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What is one thing that is round? donuts

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Can I give you points? the more the merrier!!

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What is the most exclusive, elite place you would like to able to get into? does a women's restroom count?

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Where do you find spare change? under my car seat from where it falls out of my pocket and disappears between the seats.

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Do you think that in time cigarettes and alcohol will ever be completely banned for reasons such as health care costs? too much lobyist money from the companies to ever let this happen on a national level.

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Would you be offended if I asked you a personal question? ask away, but I may not answer.

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What is a specific beverage that you sometimes crave? ice cold Dr. Pepper

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Recently met a guy had a few weeks of fun a fell for him , he has just come out of a 10 marrage (which was bad ) he has issues ex drug user etc , we have a mutual friend he says he has feelings for and says he is confused and needs space does he like me? given the limited information, I would say there is a possibility he likes you and he does not want to cause you any emotional pain if things do not work out in the long run. It may be that he did not want to become emotionally attached to you and was having fun as you say, but then he bagan to have feelings for you and he was not prepared for another commtiment at this time.

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What gets served? subpoenas dinner tennis balls

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What's the last thing you bought a bag of? Lay's classic potato chips out of the vending machine at work.

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Pork or beef barbecue? pork

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My husband wants a divorce but we still love each other. I dont want one. He thinks people don't change and were too different. I know this is a mistake. But Should I just let go? please try counseling together beofre making a final decision. I was not a believer in counseling, but my spouse and I tried it and were able to gain something from going to the sessions. In the end, we still decided to go the divorce route, but I think the couseling made it to be more amicable than your standard divorce. best of luck to you.

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Is this the real life - Is this just _ _ _ _ _ _ _ fantasy ...caught in a land slide, no escape from reality...

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Is a locale where there's a great deal of iron oxide in the soil make it more prone to cloud-to-ground lightning strikes? you may want to research Stone Mountain in Georgia (USA. I remember going to the top of it many years ago and you can see evidence of the numerous lightning strikes. It may just be due to it being one of the highest points around, but still seems like a large number of strikes.

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While my guitar gently _ _ _ _ _? weeps

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Summer time, and the living is . . . . . easy

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The AB movie theatre is now open!!!!what job would you like? can I please, please scrap the gum off the bottom of the chairs?

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For people going through, or have gone through, a divorce: What was most difficult? Currently going through an amicable divorce with one child involved, together for ten years. Time heals all wounds is cliche, but does hold some merit in divorces. In time you will become happy (or happier) and thoughts of the other or their daily activities will seem trivial and not worth your time. One of the hardest things for me to come to grips is the thought of my soon to be ex with other...

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If you could choose a nick name that describes youre partner, what would it be and why? Crisco because lard-@ss seems to have a negative tone to it!!

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Something unforgettable that last for under 60 seconds Evil Knievel trying to jump the Snake River Canyon back in the 70's.

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Do you prefer M&Ms with peanuts, plain, or with almonds? got to go with the orinal plain ones.

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Who did the first recording of the song "Knocking on Heavens Door"? I'm pretty sure bob dylan wrote this song and would assume he was also the first to record it.

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What would be the biggest challenge of living in a nudist colony? frying bacon

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What is one thing that is UNattractive to you, when you are single and looking? Ignorance

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If you saw shark walking down the street, what would you say to him? "had any good bites recently?"

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Who here thinks Michael Jackson jokes are funny? share some :) Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !! Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A: Get out of my sun!! Knock Knock! Who's There? Little boy blue! Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson!! Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together? A: Yeah,...

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Do you think everyone regrets how mean and nasty they were to Michael Jackson now that he's gone? They shouldn't, the guy was pervert. He was musically talented, but out of touch with reality and still a perv.

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A woman goes for a winter stroll and this is the last time anyone saw her alive.Her death is due to the pack on her back.What was so deadly about this pack?.Psychology homework It was a pack of wolves on her "back" / on her trail.

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Fill in the blanks: You can have my _________ but not my_______? You can have my attention, but not my interest. or you can have my love, but not my heart.

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What would happen if you submerged your head in a public porta-potty's septic tank after a big rock concert and began taking large breaths? You would not be getting a ride home in my car!

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Its only been one Day but is Anyone else "SICK" of all the Michael Jackson Questions? being from South Carolina, I'm glad it took some of the coverage away from Gov. Sanford and our state, similar to gary Condit disappearing from the headlines due to 9/11; but to answer your question - yes, I'm about done with the coverage of MJ. I do not think there has been as much sensationalism on a death since Princess Diana.

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I'm off to my place at the beach for the weekend. Everyone is welcome to come, but you have to bring one thing with you, what will you bring? I'll bring the sun block

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What present should I buy to cheer my boyfriend up? a couple of lap dances should do the trick!

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How do you put on your shoes? toes first

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I'd like to see "Survivor Camden NJ", how about you, any ideas? How about Survivor Compton

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So, who should play Michael Jackson in the movie about his life story? Sanjaya!!!

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Fill in the blank,, Don't ________? Don't tug on Superman's cape you don't spit into the wind you don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger And you don't mess around around with Jim

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Why do you keep pushing me, what's the rush? There's free ice cream at the front of the line and I do not want to miss out on the mint chocolate chip, so move it slow poke!!!

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First, Sen. John Ensign (NV) publicly admits to an affair, then SC Gov. Mark Sanford does likewise. Are we witnessing (hopefully) the "end times" of the GOP? Any ideas on how the American public can help that along? Not sure I follow your logic since the democrats seem to still be around after Bill Clinton's escapades and more recently presidential contender John Edwards admitting to an affair.

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When was the last time you broke something? I broke wind shortly after waking up this morning...does that count?

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What are the different topics you could write as an oral report? I did not think oral reports were written, but rather spoken.

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In the Bible, which of the early prophets during the time of the kings & judges was capable of outrunning horses? I would say Superman...no wait, he is faster than a speeding bullet. Possibly Hercules....no, no, he was as strong as an ox. Bad, Bad Leroy Brown...no, that's not it either as he was just meaner than a junk yard dog. Ah, now I remember who it is...Flash...can't believe I did not think of him first!!!

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Was Riker "the new and improved Kirk"? I believe Riker was the "Spock" to Captain Jean Luc Picard, the new and improved Kirk.

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Do you ever go out to bars alone? How does it make you feel? Absolutely

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Spongebob Square Pants laugh sounds like ____________________? woody woodpecker on crack

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Dads, what do you want more than anything else for Father's Day? Peace and quiet and for the US Open Golf Tournament to finish.

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Ricki Lake v Sally Jesse Raphael in a grudge match to finally see who the queen of daytime tv is, who would win? Would have to go with Ricki based solely on the age difference

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A man was pushed out of a plane without a parachute. How was he able to survive? plane was not in the air

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What is attack 3 on a ps2 controller? It has been a long time since I've played the ps2, but believe it is referring to pressing down one of the "joysticks" on the controller, but do not remeber if it is the left or right...want to say it is the right one though.

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Could compulsive Twittering be a form of Hypergraphia? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypergraphia I would say the Twitterring craze could be more closely associated to the narcissistic society we have created. Either that or the Seinfeld episode where George starts talking in the third person - "George likes spicy chicken!"

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Michael Vick is out of prison to begin home confinement. What's your thoughts? He has served his time for his crime. Whether or not he has learned from his ways is to be determined.

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What is the best relationship advice that you have ever gotten? pick your battles is the first that comes to mind. No need to get into a huge fight over something trivial.

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What colour is the bag you need to fill to get to your next level? working towards level 23 and filling up a redish color now

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Which do you prefer chemistry or physics? I'll go with physics

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Which would you rather eat,a mango or a watermelon? got to go with the mango

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To all married men. (if you are single pretend you are married for this question) If you could get laid by one of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and your wife would NEVER find out, would you? Would your heart and mind say it was ok? Regardless of the other woman being a cheerleader or not, my own personal guillt and angst would probably get the better of me and so I would not do it in the first place.

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What comes to mind when you think of " flopping in the wind " a naked marathon

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What kind of old person do you want to be? Grumpy seems to be a good choice for most!

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What is the greatest beach you have ever been to? I like Daytona. Hunting Island, SC is like your own private stretch of beach. rented a beachfront home there a few years back in the middle of the summer, at noon there was nobody within 200 yards in either direction.

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Have you heard there has been a run on guns and ammunition across the US? people fear that Obama will take away their guns

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My boyfriend lies to my face and he does not admit it when i find out that he's lieing? I think the question should then be, why are you still with him? relationships should be built over time based on trust and honesty, not deceit. Infatuation, lust, great sex are sometimes good to get a relationship off the ground, but you will eventually need trust and honesty if you want it to grow meaningful.

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Can anyone think of a good example of a paradox? Dr. Spock and Dr. Ruth (pair of docs...) No, really here are a few for you... Don't go near the water until you know how to swim chosen by voters nobody goes to that restaraunt because it is too crowded

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Did you ever set anything on Fire...if so...what...? If using a magnifying glass on ants as a youth counts, then yes.

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In the long run, has the idea of a `supreme being` been to the benefit or detriment of humanity? In a single society I would say it has benfitted the society in that it helped explain the unexplainable, brought people together for a common belief and goal, and took aways the fears of some. When two different societies with different beliefs run into eachother or if one tries to force its idealogy on another, it can be detrimental for everyone.

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What do you have a low tolerance for? ignorance

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Naked as a _______? jay bird

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What is worse to have to endure: Death of a child, death of a parent, or death of a spouse? I would say a child. I have lost both parents and hope I go before my child as I am not suppose to outlive the next generation.

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Which is sexier: A Female in a dress or a female is some Jeans and T-Shirt? depends on the dress and occasion, but I would say jeans, t-shirt, and some heels is a very sexy look.

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There's a huuuuuge meeting of bigwigs at work today. Buisness has been slow, and some work has already been moved to another plant, and the company is hesitant to buy new equipment. How worried should I be about my job? I do not mean to scare you, but it does sound like a shut down or moving of some operations or outsourcing is going to happen soon. I worked for a company a few years back that had moved all of its North American Accounting work to one plant. Months later the Accounts Receivable dept. was outsourced. big whigs showed up a feww months later and the next day we were told the Accounts Payable...

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Do bumblebees sting? be sure they are not carpenter bees which look very much like bumblebees as they will eat up decks and railings if they find any exposed wood, usually underneath. As far as the bumblebees go, I do not believe they sting.

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If you could be a 'baddie' for one day - who would you be? Why Chuck Norris of course, he is the baddest of them all!!!! (humor was intentional)

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What is the funniest Chuck Norris joke you've heard? there's not just one favorite.... Jesus wears a "what would Chuck Norris do" bracelet. Chuck Norris has a hard time watching TV because he always kills the remote with his thumb. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck...

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What's something hard to do with your eyes closed? wink

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Would you rather have baked pork chops or fried? give me the unhealthier version please - fried all the way

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If someone you love needed a kidney and you were a match would you give it to them? absolutely

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What does FIAT stand for? Fix It All the Time

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I say BOOM....you say ______? chick-a wow-wow

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Diet Coke Or Diet Dr.Pepper? Dr. Pepper

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What came first the chicken or the egg the rooster did

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Name a song that contains a body part in it's title? "I like big butts" by sir mixalot

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Have you heard that if you sing Twinkle, Twinkle Little star while you are washing your hands it works out to be long enough to do a proper hand wash? My son is in first grade and earlieer this week we received an email form the school (swine flu pandemic) which mentioned how they teach the kids to sing the alphabet song (same tune as Twinkle twinkle) while washing their hands

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Can you name a few things that you don't want to hear during your surgery? -Let's hurry up, I've got a tee time in 30 minutes -oh crap, we were supposed to amputate the LEFT leg. -anybody seen my watch? I thought I had it on when we started. -man, my hands are shaky today -once at band camp... -no, but I did stay at a holiday Inn Express last night. -pass me the skull saw

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Forrest Gump thought life was like a box of chocolates. What do you think life is like? a domino's Pizza - the higher you are, the better it is!

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What is something intresting about the Florida Keys? The US military used to fly practice bombing missions around the keys. The resulting underwater craters make for escellent fishing due to the dropoffs.

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Which entertains you more, Boxing or MMA? MMA

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What is the name of an island? (ex:Nantucket Island) Australia

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UPS, DHL, or FEDEX? throw it on a brown truck if you want it lost...my vote goes to Fed-Ex

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Why when something is sent on a ship its called "cargo" and when its sent on land its called a "shipment"? same reason you drive on parkways and park on driveways.

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Are you about to level up? soon...19 away

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Body Ax, a body spray or a body with an ax in it? Tune in too your local news at 11 to find out the results... it is very similar to some hairsprays and room diinfectant sprays which contain alcohol and acts like a blow torch when sprayed at an open flame....some teenagers have been using it in fights which have resulted in severe burns.

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Besides napalm, what do you love the smell of in the morning? inside - bacon outside - freshly cut grass

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What is an acidic plant? One that might burn if touched? Habanero pepper probably would qualify

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My world is ______________without you, Babe ! ...so much better without you, (ex) babe.

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Do you ever say "cool beans"? coworker uses it and after being here for 3+ years I have occasionally found myself using it as well even though I dso not like it.

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How many size 8 females can you fit into a pit and still be within fire regulations? before or after using the wood chipper?

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Why do men go to bars after work and just sit there and drink for hours? - because there is nothing waiting for them at home - to be able to put up with a non-loving relationship at home - to reminisce on what could have been - they're drunks - hoping for the odd chance of getting "lucky"

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What is a courtesy flush? being in a public restroom with several stalls or small apartment with only one toilet while taking a dump that is very smelly and is taking several minutes. The odor starts to spread, so as a courtesy to others you would flush the toilet even though you are not done yet in an attempt to send the offensive smell down the drain.

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I'm so old ____________. Can you fill in the blank? that the Big Bang was the first concert I attended

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Worms are ___________? fish bait

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What is it that smells terrible and rarely gets cleaned? a septic tank would certainly qualify!

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Has anyone heard of the food "slang jam", an east Texas term for a sauce to be placed on black-eyed peas? might be similar to "chow-chow" which my grandparents in both North and South Carolina used.

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Humans can be very supportive when someone they care for is grieving. Do you feel animals are supportive of each other when their own grieve? I think it would depend on the animal and what type of social behavior it has. I believe elephants, some apes, and dolphins do try to comfort or support the greiver in their own way where a solitary animal would not. Now I am thinking of the show on Discovery Channel about the meerkats actually addresses this in one episode.

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"Oh by the way...Im taking back my ________"...? points I gave you on that last question!

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What is an example of penny pinching? buying two-ply bathroom tissue and seperating the "plies" to make two seperate rolls...oh wait, maybe that's being frugal or just plain cheap! A better example may be not giving in to your kids when you pick them up and they scream Happy Meal and instead take them home and make a healthier dinner.

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What is your favorite "Leftovers" food? spaghetti always seems to be excellent the next day if the noodles and sauce are mixed together in one container.

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What should I do before I decide I want a divorce? Try counseling. It may not work as far as getting any problems worked out, but it does provide a forum to hear your mate's position and express yours. I am recently seperated, after couseling, and although I am still not "over" the relationship, I am very thankful for the time in couseling.

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Will you end up being worm food or dust in the wind? I'll choose the dust route, please.

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What brands of sandals do you recommend that have great arch support and many styles (like Birkenstock, for ex.)? Haven't looked for a new pair in years and it's time! Rainbows are very popular, not sure about the support though.

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What's the first thing to come to mind when I say 'golden'? the majority of my answers can be described as "golden"

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What is the first thing u do when u wake up from ur sleep? figure out what day it is and if I have to go to work

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Do you remember S&H Green Stamps? or Yellow Stamps (competitor)? Did you collect them? Where did you get them? Did you ever redeem the books of these stamps? For what? Do you still have some of these stamps around the house, somewhere? (I do!) Yes, we had both S&H and Yellow Stamps in South Carolina where I grew up. My parents would actually let me trade them in for money before we would go on vacation so I could have a little spending money.

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Who is your favorite past or present star on Days of Our Lives? Marlena - stayed sexy for 20+ years

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My 13 month old staffy barks alot if hes near someone whos been drinkin and smells of alcohol or has a bottle of beer in their hand even if we just walking past, why does he do this? Your dog is a reformed drunk, but still misses that sweet, sweet nectar of the gods.

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I'm terrible at math, If I am recieving 35.5% of my exhusban's social security, what is the amount he is getting? he is getting almost double what you are getting.

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Do you cringe when you see a guy wearing a speedo? not a fan of the banana hammock!

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What is your favorite 80's 1 hit wonder? Come on Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners

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How many of you like wearing jeans and a T-shirt, and why do you like them? yes, I can not wait to get home from work (Business casual)and put on a comfortable pair of jeans and a t-shirt.

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How do you get from A to B? Start on A, go to the right past the S, D, and F and stop on the G. move down one row and slightly to your right and you will be on B.

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I need A Name for a Coffee Shop , Located near a Court House. Judicial Java

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The safest way to double your money is to___________________. How do you do that? fold it in half...now your pile is twice as big!

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What is your favorite entrance by a performer? Kramer on Seinfeld....came into Jerry's apartment a different way each time!

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Now on to the question and answer portion......"As one of the final contestants in Miss/Mister Answerbag 2009, what would you suggest is the biggest problem facing the winner of this pageant?" Where to get that big check!

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I'm hungry.....what can I do to convince you to make me breakfast? Promise me to cook dinner tonight!

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What is your favorite NFL team? sadly, I am a Raiders fan from the early 1970's...

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If it takes half a cow half an hour to eat half a bale of hay, how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a watermelon? about half as long as it takes a duck to squeeze the juices out of seven lemons.

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What food do you enjoy eating right out of the can? is beer considered a food?

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If you had to be a vegetable which vegetable would you be and why? please forgive this rude attempt at humor....terry schiavo....sorry it was the first thing that popped in my head. Yes, I know I'll burn in hell for saying it.

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Looking around this site so many men/lads seem to worry about the size of there penis.... why are they all so insecure?? women will love them for who they are size isn't any indication what they are like in bed as a lover!!!! so, are you free this weekend?....lol, just kidding!!

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What does your shirt say right now? pit stains!

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Tracfone question: Is there some sort of catch to "FREE DOUBLE MINUTES FOR LIFE"? Because it sounds too good to be true. no catch that I am aware of. I know some of their "newer" phones actually have this feature built into them so there is no additional card to purchase or anything like that. I got one of these for my tween and there does not appear to be any sort of catch - buy a 90 minute card and get 180 minutes automatically. If you have a phone that did not come with this feature, you can purchase...

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What was the last thing you bought that costed more than $100, but less than $1,000? new washer and dryer for around $650

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What would you whisper into my ear? you have on two different shoes

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What is the best thing you ever spent money on? a divorce lawyer!

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Is it possible for a bird to fly on one wing? they'll just go around in circles, similar to rowing a canoe on just one side of the boat.

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I go running 2 -3 times a week and have started getting pains down the front of my shin bones. Any ideas what this could be or how to stop it fom happening? I have been told that eating banans may help, something to do with the potassium in them possibly(?)

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Are we dead but think were alive am I on to something here? no, but we are just an experiment in someone's petri dish or maybe just a speck of dust on someone's tie.

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Would you lend a relatively large sum of money to a friend? not if you want to remain friends

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If you could not differentiate beautiful from ugly, how would choose your spouse? compatability as well as simlar interest and goals.

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What is your favorite girl's name that begins with 'F'? first one that popped into my head was Fiona.

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If rabbits could talk,what would they say? "Hey Joe, how lucky do you feel now with only three feet?" "Where is that darn bunny trail, I seem to be lost" "I'm sick of that bear thinking he can use my fur for toilet paper" (relates to an old, bad joke)

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Went to Best Buy to get a cell and i found the attendant who helped me attractive and so i flirt with her and im pretty sure she was flirting back. I didnt get her number at the time or anything, should i go back and see if shes interested to hang out? What is the worst that could happen? - she says no and you become embarrassed and possibly now would have to drive across town to another Best Buy. go back to the store and tell her something is wrong with your new phone - it does not have her number programmed in it yet, or something like that!!

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Did your brackets do better than the President's? I got 12 of the first 16 games (Thursday's games) compared to his 11.

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I have been feeling unusually hyper the last few days, its not a bad thing, but is something wrong with me? could be a severe case of Spring Fever

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What's your favorite one-hit song and artist? Mines "Sweet Soul Music" by Arthur Conley. First one that popped into my head was 'Come on Eileen' by Dexy's Midnight Runners. 'Tainted Love' by Soft Cell is another I enjoy everytime I hear it. 'Spirit in the Sky' by Norman Greenbaum

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When was my house built I believe it to be late 1930's or early 1940's but how do I find out for free as it is not on my deed. I live on Birdsall St in West Endicott, NY Your county of residence most likely has a website which will tell you this information, including past owners, type of house, square feet, lot size, etc.

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Due to my hard work, I stood second to _____________.( Fill in the blanks) ...no one.

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Can you name any adverbs that don't end in "ly?" Seldom Much doubtless

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The 'little fella' downstairs is feeling Rejected, Neglected and Dejected - any words of Comfort for him...? start by not calling him the "little fella"

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How does the streetview section of google maps work? Is that also satellite or are the roads photograped? they have cars with cameras on top of them and they actually drive the streets. Later the images are transferred to what you see on the website.

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Worst thing about having bad eye sight is__________? being able to see when picking out new frames. Usually need someone to go with me to help choose a frame.

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Do your Children wear glasses? Do you have to make them wear them have a six year old who has been in them for a few years now. We never had any trouble with him wearing them or not wanting to wear them. The hard part is keeping them clean and not bent.

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Why do they always 'you learn a lot about drugs from jail', when the prisoners are always watched/searched and piss tested. How do they manage to do drugs or even get the drugs into jail? In recent months I've seen a few news stories about friends on the outside who would cut open a football or similar object and then throw it over the fences into the 'yard' filled with various drugs and other contraband inside the ball.

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Do you prefer Spock or Yoda? Yoda of course...bad, little MFer.

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Perscription sunglasses, clip ons or transitions lenses? I have had all three at various times and would rank them from least favorite to most favorite this way - transition lenses, clip-ons, and prescription. the transition ones did not work in my car due to the winshield having some sort of UVA or UVB protection (or something similar) built into it so I now keep some clip-ons in the car. Really enjoyed the prescription ones I had, but lost them in...

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Have you ever seen the Liberty Bell? yes

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What is the true meaning of success....people want to succeed in life but what does that really mean? I believe Success has different meanings to different people. The one definition I strive for is to be debt free and happy, which in these times may be rather difficult.

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Does anyone like oatmeal cream pies or as i call them oatmeal cookies? Oatmeal raisin cookies are one of my favorites though finding a good one is hard.

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My friend from school vowed to remain a virgin till marriage BUT as soon as she got to college, she lost her virginity what do you make of this? She was raised in a strict Christian household. She had a taste of freedom from not beiing under her parents' roof and liked what she 'tasted'. She starting thinking for herself and met some people she liked or admired and as many do who come from a strict or religious upbringing, she rebelled in a way to show she is her own person.

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Do you think marijuana should be legalized? It would certainly be a large revenue source for the govt if they tax it as well as start taxing religious institutions...tons of new money for the govt.

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Sports fans!! I am not a sports fan but am curious as to what "March Madness" is all about!! can someone explain it, to a non-sports fan? It is the culmination of five months of college basketball games to determine the National Champions. sure there are plenty of times where 64 games are played, but there is usually another game after you lose, not here and not now. You lose, you are out. Teams get to play schools they normally would not play throughout the season which can be interesting and every game is important, there is no...

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When you go shopping, do you go someplace you've already been and always go to? Or do you try something new? I am a creatrure of habit so I usually go to the same places though they had to be new to me at some point in time. Same for restaurants, usually find something I like at one place will will almost always order it again whenever we return.

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What's your opinion on Tom Dwan ('durrrr')? I saw him playing seven tables of omaha at once yesterday on fulltilt, he had nearly a million in play... He is super aggressive and in my opinion addicted to the action with little to no regard for the amount of money he wins (or loses). Obviously he is a very good player to reach the stakes he plays, but I think the swings in money will eventually cause some concern for himself. He feels he is the best at multi-tabling against the same opponent so he may have an edge doing this over a probable...

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Who'd win in a fight: Jack Bauer or Batman? got to go with Jack on this one....sorry batman.

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Name something that Lives in Trees...? termites

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Who would you rank higher on a list of Coaching greats? A-Bobby Bowden B-Joe Paterno Joe Pa

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What is something people do at a Wedding Reception...? hit on the bridesmaids

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when having an eye test? how much I hate it when they dilate my eyes

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What's the biggest thing you miss form your childhood? innocence

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Ok guys numbers and letters quiz question driving me nuts 28 t in hm(ww2) I'm not aure about the "2" on the end, but think I figured this one out for you...28 teeth in a Human Mouth (Without Wisdom teeth)

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Name a food that has five letters in it`s name? apple

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Name something that breathes first thought was cotton clothing

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Would you rather have chocolate cake or chocolate pie? Much like Jimmy Neutron's father, I like pie better.

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Name a cartoon that has a bear in it? not quite cartoons, but aredirected mainly at kids - Bear in the Big Blue House and Fozzy Bear from the muppet Show.

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Is your alarm clock set to music or alarm? I just bought a new one two days ago and it beeps. The previous one quit working after many years and I dug out an even older one which I used for two days, waking to a very obnoxious buzzer. the new one beeps lightly and slowly increases the volume until it finally gets me moving. it is much easier to get up this way than be practically scared out of bed by the buzzer (though it certainly did...

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What comes to mind when I say Florida? the mother on Good Times!

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There's a battle of the bands thing happening at my school soon, and i need ideas for a song. Preferably heavy rock like black stone cherry or something. I dont mind guitar difficulty too much (im the guitarist btw). a good live song would be appreciated. First off, best of luck. Secondly, I would say pick a song that the majority of the audience will recognize and possibly join in while singing the harmony, maybe something current if you only get one song. If you get to play a mini-set of three or four songs, I would suggest popening with a song your band is well rehearsed on and one that would catch the audience's eye, then go into the...

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My daughter just turned 13 on 3/3. on weds. she got in trouble in school for not doing work and talking back.when i told her she was gonna do her work she said"make me" and i took her cell phone away, so she ran and grabbed mine,and she pushed me.why?HELP simple answer is because she is now a teenager and knows all she needs to know, according to her. She will argue with you over the color of the sky or the words you use in a sentence...it is part of being a teenager. At least that is what we are currently going through with a 14 year old. She will scream the most hurtful things at you and five minutes later be the most loving daughter known to...

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Can i sleep in your bed? you may have to wrestle me for some covers, but sure, why not!

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What activity do you do best when you're drunk? I have conquered the slurred speech and am going for a Master's Degree in falling down.

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What do you think of old people? wonderful base of knowledge and insight...something we all forget way too often and usually only after the close ones have passed away.

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What comes to mind when you hear "hot seat"? next in line for something...possibly next in line to be fired from work.

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Are you a big fish in a little pond or a little fish in a big pond? I'm just feeder fish for the little fish in the big pond.

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Do qualified candidates referred through a personal contact have a better chance? They stand a better chance of getting an interview, but usually that is as far as referral can get them. They are on their own once the interview process starts. even if they are qualified, sometimes the hiring manager must consider how they may gel into a team or other criteria before making a decision.

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What are some stores you won’t (or at least hate to) shop at? (For me, won’t’s are: Best Buy and Sam’s Club. Hates are: Wal-Mart, Home Depot, andLowes.) I hate shopping at any store where sales people work on commission. Just leave me alon, if I have a qustion I will find you, if I decide to buy something I will find you, if you follow me around the store any closer or ask if I am still doing alright I will leave.

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My boyfriend and I have been arguing alot lately about his ex wife and us not spending time together. I have been seperated for 3 years and now getting divorced. My bf said that I need to get divorced before we go any further. What does that mean? I hope this does not come off as being harsh, but it sounds like he wants you to finalize your previous marriage so you can have a future with him.

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What TV shows do you miss from the 80's? sitcom - Always enjoyed WKRP in Cincinnati drama - Hill Street Blues

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Who's voice is more bearable: Sarah Palin or Gilbert Gottfried? I would go with Gilbert's voice. At least when he speaks it does not make him sound like an idiot, unlike when Sarah Palin speaking.

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What is your favourite current t.v. show and why? really like 24 once I convinced myself the logistics they pull are uttterly impossible and just watch it for the "edge of your seat" drama as the minutes tick by.

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Can anyone tell me what is the diference beetween 1 litre and 1 kg one measures volume and the other measures weight....I believe

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What's a good name for a band? Serious and humorous answers welcome Mister Meaner (misdemeanor)

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I need some songs about dogs that are preferably upbeat. (to play while performing disc, agility and flyball demos for a crowd) Any suggestions? Bad, bad Leroy Brown was meaner than a junkyard dog George Clinton's Atomic Dog David Bowie's Diamond Dogs rufus Thomas's Walking the Dog Janes Addiction has a great dog bark in their song been Caught Stealing houndog by Elvis and of course - Who Let the Dogs Out

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Who is the most over looked player in sports? the shortest one

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Is there a house cleaning product you swear by? Bartender's Secret is a good Comet / Ajax type scrub cleaner which works well on our showers and tubs. I do not know if I would swear by it, but it is better than the other two I mentioned.

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I'll give you a pretzel if you guess what state i'm in right now. state of confusion

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Excluding religion as a point of reference....what truely is the purpose of living? delaying death

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What comes to mind when you hear the word "heavy?" classic rock song with the line 'he's not heavy, he's my brother'

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What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? veils six and seven during the dance of the seven veils

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What are you depressed about at the moment? pending separation and divorce

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You just built the worlds fastest rollercoaster. What do you name it? Skid Mark due to what will be left in your drawers when you get off of it.

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If you live outside of the United States, how do you heat your water in your homes? Do you also have hot water heaters? nobody has hot water heaters, only water heaters. Why would you want to heat hot water?

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Does anyone else hate laundry day? What is worse? washing or putting away? sorting, washing, putting away the clothes are fine by me...it's the folding that kills me....absolutely hate it, but it must be done.

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What the first word that comes to mind that starts with "sh"? shovel

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I'll be 88 next month and I haven't had a period in quite some time. Could I be pregnant? First you need to pass the drug test by fooling it somehow, then finish your math homework. If you still have some time before the baby comes, you should determine which religious belief is superior to the rest while changing the starter in your 94 Jeep Grand Cherokee which seems to cut off whenever you put it in Reverse.

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What should I look for in a steam cleaning company? What is the best one to use and why? Many years ago I worked for one of the national chains cleaning carpets and then a few years later worked for a small mom and pop type. I would say go with a company which uses a truck/van mounted unit to clean your carpets such as Stanley Steemer. The power from the truck mounted units are superior to the plug-in-the-wall type cleaners. The cost may be slightly more, but the end result should...

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My boyfriend has a temper and will not let me spend time with my other friends. When he gets jealous he twists my arm and says i deserve it for teasing him. What should i do? leave him before it turns abusive. You have every right to see your friends as does he.

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_____________ is absloutley necessary to be a good parent. Without a doubt, patience is key.

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Feed a cold, starve a fever,.........a relationship? nurture a relationship

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Which famous cartoon character always said "Stick em up" Yosemite Sam?

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Ok this is dumb but how do you edit questions you ask, say if you have typos and whatnot? I think if you click on the actual question, you'll see (edit) right beside the question, assuming it iss your question.

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What's your favorite water fall? Duke's Creek in northern Georgia, USA

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Does incoming artillery have the right of way? I do not ever recall seeing it yield to anything.

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What is something a little boy would play with that a little girl probably wouldn't want to play with? his ding-a-ling

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Which sexy babe out of these four would you date? (pic's inside) a warning would be appreciated next time...damn, that's wrong on so many levels!!

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I'm in school right now and im super board what should I do? learn to spell bored

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What has 11 arms, a blue nose, and a testicle that looks like George Bush's face? octo-mom's uterus

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What is something you would find a a Train Depot? obviuos answer would be a train, but also should be able to find at least one person begging for money, lockers, benches, passengers, luggage, conductor, loading platform.

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What are the best war films? Force 10 from Navarone Bridge Over the River Kwai Dirty Dozen is a classic!!!

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What is something that changes color the more you use it? not sure why this was my first thought, but toilet water.... I know there are some drywall filler/ hole repair putties which change colr as they dry.

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What celebrity do you think should be in jail but isn't? got to go with Chris Brown from what I've heard recently, but so far I think Rhianna is not pressing charges.

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What's that one thing you would always want at an arm's length away? my hand

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What is something you blow up (with your lung air) or blow into? balloon or breathalyzer or that doll from that store that nobody goes to...

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Can anyone thing of a question the answer to which has the word "Lincoln" in it? My sister's trying to put together a little quiz... Thanks! What is the capital of Nebraska?

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Is there anything a man can do that a woman can't do? grow amazingly long ear and nose hairs. walk around with an extra 30 pounds on his belly, bald or thinning hair, flip flops and an old stained muscle shirt and still think he is good looking the obvious answer - pee anywhere

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Are boxers more comfortable than briefs? yes

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Why do men love to cheat on their girlfriends/ wife? I mean all females has the same parts!! I do not condone cheating and would have to think hard about not telling a friend if I knew their s/o was cheating, regardless if they are a male or female. With that being said, would you rather take a trip in a Yugo or a Mercedes since they have the same parts?

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When I look in some mirrors, I look slim. In other mirrors, I look fat. Also, why do I look slim when I look at myself in the mirror and look fat in pictures and photographs!??! What's up?! Which and What is real? quit buying funhouse mirrors

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When I look in some mirrors, I look slim. In other mirrors, I look fat. Also, why do I look slim when I look at myself in the mirror and look fat in pictures and photographs!??! What's up?! Which and What is real? quit buying fun house mirrors

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Amazon's Kindle 2 eBook viewer has a text-to-speech feature that will read the book out loud. They are being sued by the Authors Guild, saying they don't have the right to do this, that they are harming audiobook sales. Does this seem ludicrous to you? probably not to the degree of the music sharing (think napster) arguments from a few years ago, but the Guild may have a leg to stand on to fight this. In my opinion, not many people buy both a book and the same book on tape, so as long as they paid for the book, or electronic file for the kindle, the people who put out the book are still getting their cut.

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What are Octo-mom's super powers? tentacles instead of an umbilical cord. insanity in that she is on public assistance, not welfare desire to be A. Jolie not really super powers, but ....

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I meet with a girl i have been talking with for the first time last night we had coffee and drove around talking at the end of the night she kissed me told me she had a great time should i ask her out on a second date if i should i want to include her kid It is honorable to want to invite the youngster, but I would suggest holding off on that one for now. I would say you can mention the possibility, but it is probably better to wait until you know if there is a chance of a future for you and the lady first. I'm sure she does not want to risk her child becoming attached to you and then discover that you and her are not right for each other....

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What causes men to get beer bellies? i do not know...maybe beer and all the calories associated with it

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What is the saddest thing that you have ever learned about life? What's the happiest? pending separation is killing me on the inside.

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Who sang 'this is it' Huey Lewis and the News had a semi-hit with this song in the 80's I believe, I'm not sure if it is the same one that Kenny Loggins sang or not.

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I was at my friends and i got a head ach and lost my vision and hearing for a few seconds. and the next thing i new i was sittin on her floor and her and her brother were there.what happened? i remeber saying i cant see anything.over and over again hopefully you were not trying to do your best Michael Phelps impersonation and passed out from the weed pipe.

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Whats the last movie you saw and would you watch it again? Took my six year old to see Star Wars, The Clone Wars and I can say with all honesty that it is the best animated Star Wars movie I have ever seen...it is also the only one....

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Name one change you have made to yourself since you were in high school? it took years of hard work, but I was finally able to get the beer belly I always wanted and have also been successful having some of my hair fall out around the top of my scalp. the hair in my ears and nose also seems to be on steroids as they are growing exponentially.

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What is something you will find on a playground at a child's school? that band aid that fell off Timmy's knee last week.

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Many job sectors have been hemorrhaging positions in the weakening economy. What sectors still have a growing number of jobs? I would venture to say that debt collectors are in higher demand.

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What does herpes smell like? smells like teen spirit

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How do you make headaches go away? food and caffeine

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In a relationship do the feelings of love fade at some point? What do you think causes this? Becoming too comfortable can possibly lead to the love fading. People become content in the relationship. Instead of jumping into your s/o arms when you get home, it slowly changes into 'why were you ten minutes late today'. As the passion fades, so does the love in many cases. You have to work to keep the relationship strong and the love lively.

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Can you name something you should never stick in your ear? a fork

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Would you like to smell my finger? thought you'd never ask...

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If you were opening a high class Western Saloon what might you call it...? Saddle Up Bar and Grill

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IM OPENING A CLOTHES SHOP FOR WOMEN I NEED TO NAME IT CAN U PLEASE HELP? Fashionista's Designer Designs

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It's not uncommon to see young women wear sporty pants or shorts with words (brand, team, name etc.) printed accross the rear end... what do think when you see young men wearing sporty pants/shorts with words on the rear? that they are wearing their sister's or gilrfriend's clothes.

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Will anyone be joining me and boycotting Valentines day? I will be happy to join this boycot. I actually will be flying out of town that morning and will leave her all alone...yippee!!!

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Trekkies! Roll call! One pace forward! Who is a trekkie here? enjoy the show and spin-offs, yes. Attend a convention or dress like someone from one of the shows - not a chance.

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What is Scientology about? ponzi scam

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Girls, have you ever dated a guy who noticed when you got your hair done? because we are only concerned with the beauty on the inside... man, I was barely able to keep a straight face while typing that load of bull...

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What is a movie that you remember fondly, but nobody you know seems to know it exists? Trust

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HOW DO U GET AN ANULLMENT OR DIVORCE IF U CANT FIND HIM ? MARRIED 9 TOGETHER ONLY 8 AND 1 CHILD? check the laws for your particular state (try googling your state and divorce laws), but I would think most have a clause which would say living apart for one year or some sort of abandonment would enable you to proceed with the divorce. Best thing would be to check the laws of your state or simply call a law firm which specializes in Family Law and one of th eparalegals probably can point you...

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What is something about a person that a comedian might make fun of? (make a joke about) weight, hair, clothes, your date, job, residence....

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Its Bottom is hidden,It's Head is hard to find; Its mouth is always open as it speaks to mankind a river?

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Which is the best fictional redhead character: Ronald McDonald, Wilma Flintstone, Jessica Rabbit or Yosemite Sam? got to go with Yosemite Sam

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What did new cars look like in 1976? big steel four door land yachts with bench seating and no shoulder strap on your seatbelt. the only cup holder was the plastic one you crammed into your door jam by the window, similar to an over the door hook or coat rack.

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What specific place would you hate to be during a major power failure? elevator

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What is something that is plugged into an outlet but makes no noise at all? safety cover so kids do not try and stick their little fingers in an outlet

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The Name of your Nearest River...? Saluda River

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Are you sad you didn't join the others when Hale-Bop arrived? Heck no, now I got that cool purple clothe, black sweat suit, and the white Nikes to go with it and the rest of the clowns are dead!! Oh yeah, I also got to keep my $5 bill and three quarters which is now worth something like $6.03...living large!!

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Were do i get my 2 girl cats spayed & declod, were do i go... and how much will it cost me. i work part time and make not much money too pay 600 for 2 cats... I'm not sure about the declawing, but check with your local animal shelter as they often do reduced pricing on the spaying, possibly one or two days a month. Be warned though as chances are if your local agency does offer this service that they do many, many of these operations on the same day and it turns into a production facility trying to hurry up and get through them all. the cost...

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What's your favorite Pink Floyd song? either Mother (do you think they'll drop the bomb?) or Wish You Were Here

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What is 2000 in Roman numerals? MM

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What do people taste like, in a cannibalistic sense? clowns taste funny

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Somewhere in my house there is some string - does anyone know where it is? I think I saw it with a loose button heading under the bed...lord knows those dust bunnies know how to throw a party!

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How do I tame my sexiness? the horizontal adjust dial should do the trick

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What's the Best thing to come out of Australia? Foster's beer

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What is your favorite AB category and why? outside the bag seems to be my current favorite

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I will never forget the little people that made me famous. What can I do to repay the little people that got me here? a copy of Wizard of Oz would certainly brighten the little people's day or perhaps you could erect a little statue of the little people, just put it on a normal size stand so it will not get stepped on.

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Are ID bracelets or anklets a fashion accessory of past decades (which ones) or are they engraved and worn today? (by men or women) I remember the proud day back in ninth grade (early 80's) when I went to a Service Merchandise and bought my girlfriend an ID bracelet and an add-a-bead necklace. I may have been the last to buy one as they seemed to disappear shortly after that.

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I am completing an application form for a job and it is asking why are you applying for this role? without stating the obvious (more money) I need a professional answer, can you help please? 'seeking a position within a company which offers room for advancement'

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Caption Competition!!!! type, type, type...." hi there sexxyminx215, I'm 28, college educated with a degree in criminal justice and was just promoted to Vice President of my firm. I have wavy blonde hair, blue eyes. I'm 6'1", 175 pounds. I work out and exercise a lot and enjoy rollerblading and swimming when I am not helping out at the Children's Home or entertaining the residents at the...

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What would you say to your childhood bully if they knocked on your door? Dave's not here!

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What habits did you learn from college..? the ratio of people to the number of kegs and how to calculate said ratio

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After my first car, I have always paid cash. The dealerships don't seem to like this - they don't know how to write up a cash deal. What's it to them? They get their money whether I pay outright or go to my bank for a loan. What gives? they make the majority of their money in the financing over 48 or 60 months.

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How does the doctor know if you have Diverticulitis? green coloration of your hands ands feet, nothing a little dip in lizzard pee won't cure!

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What is a sandwhich that you think would go great on Rye Bread? a classic patty melt with sauteed onions and swiss cheese....yummy!

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What is a name of a nut? I usually just call mine "da twins". oh wait, I'm sorry , you meant something like peanut or walnut, or pistachio...my bad!

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What was your worst drunken experience? that's just it, I do not remember and have to go by witnesses and hearsay...

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Take the third letter in your name and name an animal that starts with that letter! elephant

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If you were sitting in your office kitchen, and you could hear 2 co-workers whispering about you sitting 5 feet away, how would you feel? that my hearing is a-ok and no need for a check up. Generally speaking though, I would let the gossip hens cackle away and not let it bother me.

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What is something you might find on an old pirate ship besides pirates? got to have a plank if someone's going to be walking it!

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What is a food that makes noise when you eat it? celery was my first thought

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Wasn't Jennifer Hudson a class act singing the Star Spangled Banner at the Superbowl? Her first appearance since the murder of her family. class act - yes. singing was good although it was lip-syncing.

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Is it Wrong to be Right? how's the song go..."if loving you is wrong, I don't ever want to be right"

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Ive got a song in my head, but cnt tink wat it is called or who sings it.. it goes some ting like this, As i stand here ooh watching the world go round, how it always keeps me down, is it suppost to be like this....? possibly Broken Silence by So Solid Crew

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Do you really think your a funny person? a smartass and very sarcastic, so I suppose I could be called smartastic...it's fantastic!!

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ATTENTION, ATTENTION!!! Time for the 1st Annual AB Superbowl Lottery!!! Place your bet on what you will think the final score will be and WIN A WEEKS WORTH OF POINTS ON YOUR QUESTIONS!! Do you want to play? LAST BET: SUN MORN @ 12:00AM Steelers win 31-14

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What would you give me in return if I gave you a cookbook? so what, you don't like my cooking?!? Fine, here's an etiquette book for you!

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Why would you take fertility drugs when you already have 6 kids and live with your parents? a desire to be on Oprah and be showered with gifts....ugh!

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What are your feelings on all-day kindergarten for children? Do you believe starting children earlier in school will lead to a better educated individual? The current school year is antiquated and needs to be reformed. Originally schools were set up so the children could be home on the farm to help cultivate the crops during harvest season. This is no longer the case, so schools should consider going to a year round policy with a few weeks off throughout the year.

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What is the most comfortable casual shoes you've worn? For me, Timberland so far. Merrell makes some really comfortable shoes. I have compared them to outdoor slippers since they are so comfy.

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I have a 2000 Subaru Forester, STD. The engine sputters - fights to gain accelerations when shifting into gear in the extreme cold or after a hard rain. After a few seconds everything sorts itself out. Anyone with ideas as to what this might be? may be time for a major tune up. Sounds like spark plugs are getting old and not firing as well as they should.

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What are your superbowl party "essentials"? remote in one hand and a beer in the other should just about cover it.

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I learned___________________ on answerbag today . that somebody really wants a dekay snake on AB today.

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What do you use for a bookmark? I use a Dollar bill. usually anyscrap of paper handy at the time I need one. My wife "dog-ears" the page corner which is near the top of my pet peeves list.

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Guys: Would you rather women wear a dress, a skirt, short shorts-lmao , or skinny jeans,,,...be honest,,,...? jeans with a nice top and heels is a sexy look in my opinion.

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Are you going to tell on me for what I just did? Absolutely not, it looked pretty fun and I was going to give it a try. So as long as you let me try it, I will not tell.

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What is something that has adhesive on it? does an envelope count?

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Can you name an athlete who blew his career at it's height, and what did they do to ruin it? Darryl Strawberry comes to mind from MLB using cocaine.

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What is something you can coast on going downhill on? a sled if the hill is covered in ice and snow

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What was the scent of the cologne kramer wanted to create? the smell of the beach and want to say he liked the name "Ocean", but not sure on the name

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Does it make you mad to see someone park in a handicap space when they're not handicapped? Yes, it angers me, but since the world probably revolves around the offender, who am I to judge them.

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Ok, its time to vent. What would you like to yell at other drivers? hang up the cell phone and drive!!! The left lane is for passing only!!!

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Why did you just lick the side of my face? the dog missed a spot of peanut butter, so I wanted it.

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Which is better? NCAA mens basketball or the NBA? college - more of a team sport where they are not merely going through the motions as some NBAers appear to do on an extended road trip.

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Guys, what do you love... cute tush in jeans or a mini skirt? yes

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What is a romantic way to let my husband know that I am pregnant? Like maybe for Valentine's Day. make him an appointment for a vasectomey and give him the reminder card for V-day....just kidding. you could write him a little poem "...how happy the family will be, now that we will be three..." buy some baby bibs and give them to him.

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Why don't men with bald patches get cheaper haircuts than men with full heads of hair? same reason a pair of jeans for a 30" waist cost the same as a pair for a 46" waist. For some reason, the people making and selling sheet sets got it right, a twin set cost less than a queen or king due to less material.

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Who is the most annoying person on the face of this earth? Richard Simmons, Billy Mays (Oxiclean commercials), Tony Little (gazelle exercise machine), Rosie O'donnell, and Susan Powter (Stop the madness!!) would be my top five in no particualr order.

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What sport do the Cleveland Steamers play? have not seen it on ESPN though.

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Can you name a musical artist (individual or group), who has been successful (at least one hit) in one genre, then changed to another, and been successful? (Think Orbison or McLean - Successful pop artist, changed to country) Please, Incl vids of both? Darius Rucker from Hootie and the Blowfish fame has gone country and seems to be doing quite well.

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Please explain to me why I should not be mad that my bf is going to a bachelor party is Vegas? trust

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We often hear about the negative impact of playing video games. What do you believe the positive aspects of video gaming are? hand-eye coordination and problem solving are the first things that come to mind.

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What do you think of an office kitchen with a bathroom in it? sounds like a bathroom with a fridge in it.

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Have any of your parents ever said they were ashamed of you? my behavior - yes. Me - no.

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If your toes get numb from time to time, what do you think that means? one possible explanation would be poor circulation. MY doctor mentioned this to me once and said one sign they look for is lack of hair on the lower legs, feet, and toes. At least on men it is probably easier to spot.

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If you could ask God one question, what would you ask? How's it hanging?

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Do you think my girlfriend would be okay with getting married at chuck-e-cheese? Sure, then just head across the street to the Motel 6 for your honeymoon and be sure to hit the drive thru at Quickie Divorce the next morning.

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When do youknow your going the right way in life when the bill collectors, police, and lawyers are no longer chasing you

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What sort of answer is worth my 4 points? the first one

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What is an appetizer people order at a restaurant? Does a bloody mary or chocolate martini count?

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I am looking for an outdoor toy of the 60's and 70's. It had 4 seats on a crossbar with a bar for hands and for feet to pump it back and forth to make the whole thing spin. Does anyone remember this and know where I might find 1? check the Island of Misfit Toys, it should be right beside the lawn darts.

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What do old people smell like? a combination of Ben-gay and dusty farts...

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Who was the first white rapper? Vanilla Ice or Beastie Boys?

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Is AB like Wal-Mart in the fact that you can stop by even at 1-3 in the morning and still run into friends? I am failry new here, but would think this is the case at AB. there certainly seems to be that feeling of "community" here. btw...absolutely love that picture of you...simply stunning.

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What sport do the Cleveland Steamers play? well, it certainly involves balls and showering afterward would be a requirement. It's not for every Tom, Dick, and Harry - maybe two of these guys, but not all three. A chest protector would be a nice piece of equipment to have, but I believe they have been outlawed by the commissioner.

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What are some names that don't get used much anymore (ex - Esmarelda)? Esther, Geraldine, Beatrice, Rose, Melvin, Harvey, Roscoe

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Why would a negative show up on your activity profile but when you go into the question it shows positive points? This happened to me. most likely you received more positive points rating earlier and now a recent negative one shows up on your activity profile. All points together would probably still show a positive rating though.

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Is it smart to date a co-worker if the chemistry is right? never get your honey where you make your money!!!

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What is your favorite unhealthy snack? I do nt think I have ever met a pastry I did not like....Krispee Kreme's are hard to pass up when the Hot-n-Now light is blinking!

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Someone asked me this a little while ago and it gave me great thought and conversation. What's more powerful; money or religion? would have to go with religion based solely on the number of wars, crusades, and killings which use religion as their motivation.

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Where can I dig for gold? in them there hills!

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How do you close a letter of appeal by licking the envelope

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I know there are 3 or more ghost in my house what do i do? get some beers and have a poker night with them. Maybe they can invite Casper to join in as he stinks at poker.

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What do you think should have an expiration date? marriage certifcate...then you would have to renew it!

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What's your favorite dive? got to go with the triple Lindy.

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A container has 9 ears of corn in it, a squirrel carries out 3 ears a day but there is still ears in the container after 5 days even though none has bee added - how can this be? two of the three ears he takes away are his own ears.

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Wats a good pick up line hmmmmm? Hello, I'm George Clooney. (seems to wrk pretty well for him!)

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I'm moving my boyfriend out of my house this Saturday, and have not told him yet. Any suggestions on how to go about telling him BEFORE the moving truck gets there? start boxing his things up and putting them in a corner, he will get the hint.

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How can i check the crime rate at an apartment complex? like robberies or murders etc You could try the local neighbohood association or even better contact the local police department or office in that area.. They should be able to give you specific crimes in the general area.

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What hangs? a picture was first thought

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Why when i watch a news story about an intercity gang member that shot someone, I always see their Mom interviewed saying how good of a kid that they are? Nobody wants to take responsibility for their actions and always want to cast the blame away from them.

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What things should we avoid holding on to? a hot branding iron

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Will you please stop _______! Fill in the blank. smacking your gum chewing on ice chewing with your mouth open talking with food in your mouth

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If someone tells you they are in recovery: what are they likely to be referring too? Assuming they are referring to substance abuse, there are only three types of addicts - dead, using, and recovering. As someone else mentioned, cancer is another option.

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What is the nickname of Pensacola, Florida? Sea men capital of LA (Lower Alabama) due to the Navy presence.

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What would you think would be good generic alternatives when a person goes grocery shopping? aspirin or most OTC medicines, butter, bread, foil, ziploc type bags, some cleaners, and detergents. Looks like mostly non-food items, but these do make a difference in the overall expense.

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Does silence come in different flavours? I've only had the golden form of silence...are there more?

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What should i eat tonight i kinda want to have chicken? maybe some frog legs since they taste like chicken.

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At what age did you, or do you plan to, permanently move out of your parent's house? six weeks before I turned 18 I left for college and never went back for any extended period of time other than holidays (3-4 days max).

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What kind of law should there be created? posting the same question on AB multiple times in a row

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Can you describe your grandparents in one word? deceased

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Have you ever thaught about what song you want played at your funeral? how about Heaven Can Wait by Meatloaf?

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Do you smoke and if so what brand? Camel Lights

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My boyfriend has a god sister that he always talks to. When we have a fight he always runs to her and tells her every single detail. I don't even tell anyone. Its really gotten on my nerves. I don't think its any of her business. Am I over-reacting? Some times it is best to have someone you can go to and discuss your problems, worries, and fears. If not a close friend, then family, clergy, therapist, or anyone not close to the situation is a good choice. You are able to open up to this confidant without any worries of retribution or that what you said will come back to bite you later. Not everyone has this option. I did not for a long...

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Have you noticed an increase in racist comments on AB in the past two days? yeppers, I think it is George W. now that he has some free time.

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What is impairment of marriage not sure, but think it may have to do with legal cases where a sum of money is being sought due to the defendant's carelessness or failure to provide safety measures. I picute it as someone being hurt which resulted in a large facial scar up to being a paraplegic (or similar). The victim's chances of marriage may be greatly reduced due to the incident.

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McDonalds: 100 % beef, or are they lying? I was once told that McD's is the world's largest buyer of cow eyeballs. I'm not sure what they are used for, but they are 100% beef.

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What is the grossest thing word you have ever found the meaning of by searching www.urbandictionary.com? not sure if it is there or not, but was pretty grossed out when I was told what "felching" is.

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How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? one really big one.

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I need help i can't figure out what to get for my girlfriend so i need help what do girls like that is sexy and romantic but at the same time cute and surpising this is what she likes can any girl help me with this or guy if you have a good idea. try ihatestevensinger.com they have beautiful long stem roses dipped in gold. Sort of a one of a kind, keepsake type of present.

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Matt Linert of the Az Cardinals has a national collage championship, a Heisman trophy and if the Cards win the super bowl he would have a bowl ring also. Does anyone else have the same honors? Desmond Howard came to mind, but I do not think he won a championship in college. He entered the draft with a year of eligibility remaining, but had already won the heisman and Player of the Year honors in college. He did win a Super Bowl ring with the Packers along with the Super Bowl MVP award, but still do not think he won the championship in college.

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So awhile back i heard talks of a law that would make it illegal for people to smoke in a car while there is a child in the vehicle. punishable with a heafty fine. obviously it never got passed. do you think it should have? I believe we have that law in SC, but like you said there was talk about it, but I do not know for sure that it passed. I have kids and smoke, but never when they are in the car - makes road trips to inlaws and vacations seem extra long. assuming the law did pass, I do not think they can pull you over for this offense, but can ticket you for it after being pulled over for another reason. Of...

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What's the TOP (one) reason you enjoy internet forums like this one? the everchanging questions

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If Jim can mow the yard in an hour, Pam can mow it in 45 minutes and Tim can mow it in 1 hour 30 minutes. How long will it take them to mow it together? Are they mowing equal shares of the lawn - each mowing a third?

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What's something you own that you cant satisfy yourself to lend anyone? money and my car.

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Do you watch the cartoon " Chowder "? my six year old enjoys it, so I have sat through numeroud episodes with him.

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What is the name of Heath Ledger's daughter? heiress

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Does anybody know any great motivational books? my favorite is a classic called "The Little Engine that Could"!

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I kind of got off to a bad start...can we just start over? sure we can...sounds like my kids when we play Monopoly!

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Advertising characters are part of our shared pop culture. Which ones now or over the years can you think of? (Ex: Tony the Tiger for cereal Sugar Frosted Flakes) Joe Camel and Marlboro Man for cigarettes. Numerous ones for cereal - Sily Rabbit - Trix are for kids, Lucky for Lucky Charms, Toucan for Fruit Loops, Mikey for Life cereal, etc. Green Giant and Little Sprout for vegetables. where's the beef lady for Wendy's Hamburgers. Ronald McDonald and all the gang. Morris the Cat for Friskies. Mr. Clean. Probably lots more,...

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I sometimes recieve +6 points and sometimes +5. i am only able to give out +1 or -1. is this because of my low level? if so when do i get to +2 or -2? It is all related to your level. I think +6 is the highest you can go. I am currently a level 9 and have the ability for =2 and -1. Yours should bump up soon.

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Any one know the answer to this question? seven?

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What other things have you used a paper clip for? cleaning under finger nails.

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What song would best symbolize the beginning of Barack Obama's presidency? I was thinking Changes by David Bowie...

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My boyfriend of over 12 months, fantastic for the first ten,loving,caring,considerate,now he is being selfish,says he needs space,his divorce hasn't come through,he's changed mind about moving in with me,is going out more but says loves me,whats goin on? sounds like stress. All guys (and people in general) need some alone time with quiet. I would not worry too much about this right now as his mood may change soon. If not, then talk to him about it without coming across as accusatory.

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My best guy friend has been putting his leg against mine under our table in class. also our hands have been touching more than usual and he never objects. what exactly does this mean? sounds like art class is not very interesting.

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What animal has had the greatest impact in a court of law? I'll guess an elephant that is dropped from a helicopter...

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While I'm walking for exercise, my shins feel like there are needles being pushed into them all over...is this shin splints? Sounds like it. I was told by my track coach (years ago) to be sure to get plenty of potassium before a meet to prevent this from happening, so it was banana time!

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Do those little figures of men or women on restroom signs have a name? Peter for the men's room and I do not remember the exact name of the one for the woman's room, though it is loosely translated to be 'one-who-sits-to-pee'.

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What is Bob Dylan's birth name? Robert Zimmerman

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What color tie would go with this shirt? paisley

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How do I know my rabbit trusts me? ask to borrow his/her car

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Who is more annoying - Tony Little (Gazelle exercise machine) or Billy Mays (Oxiclean and everything else)? what about the Susan Powter lady from a few years ago? - STOP THE MADNESS!!!

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Can you cheat on ab? yes, with Yahoo Answers.

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What do you call that thingy between your nose and your upper lip? a moustache

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How many points did you earn today so far?(I'm scared of my number) I've gotten 57 points today

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Things go better with _______? Fill in the blank blue bonnet on it. Isn't that how the commercial goes?

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Can you name something that many strippers have in common? my money!!!

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What would be a good, easy dish to go along with chicken noodle soup? as a kid, I always enjoyed a good grilled cheese sandwich with my soup.

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A _______ is a terrible thing to waste? (Fill in the blank) funny answer to AB questions

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Pardon me, do you have any __________? spare points to give me?

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What do you think of the name: "Emma"? it is emma-liscious!!

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What's the one thing you take pride in the most? without a doubt, it is in my children as I watch them growing up to be responsible, moral people.

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Do you save all of your pocket change? yes, in an old Christmas cookie tin. when it gets close to full I take it to Coinstar machine (and pay the fee as I am too lazy to go to bank or roll it myself) and usuallly get somewhere in the range of $40-50.

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I've got an automatic 1998 Ford F150 cab, STX that does not go into Drive but will go into Reverse, neutral. When I put the truck in Overdrive it just won't go into gear,it is like it is in neutral? What could be the problem? only if you need to get somewhere

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What do you get if you cross a bunny with a skunk? a whole bunch of little stinkers or just one - Peter Stinky Tail

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Which of Obama's speeches have been most moving to you? I believe his eighth speech from early 2008 was incredible.

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This happens all the time to MIA', has this happen to you...turn on the TV, to watch a show I saw only once before and it happens to be a repeat of what I saw, Or do you know how come that has happen to me so many times? I have my theory, Do You? lack of original programming

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Of all the desks around, why does the fat hairy spider have to crawl across mine!? it senses your fear...do not make any sudden movements

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Do you think you've made a name for yourself here on AB? As of now, no...but in due time!

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4 words you never want to hear? This is God speaking

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Name one thing in your house that makes the most noise? kids

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How to i get the smell of dead hobos out of the trunk of my car? Get a large trash can or drum, preferably around the 30-35 gallon size. Pour in 25 pounds of non-clumping cat litter. Now add in four gallons of Clorox bleach and two gallons of ammonia. Be sure to wear a protective facial mask so the fumes do not get to you. You will then need to add in 10-15 of the large boxes of Arm & Hammer Baking soda. Slowly stir the mixture. For a hint of freshness,...

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What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard? Two Tennessee Rednecks, Bubba and Jim Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Bubba turns to Jim Bob and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College, and sign up for some classes.' Jim Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Bubba goes down to the...

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What is the funniest, most hilarious joke you've ever heard? In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As...

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? the rooster

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What is the most creative way you have or seen someone else cheated on a test? Latin vocabulary words were taped on the outside of the classroom window beside the pencil sharpener. teacher finally noticed many people sharpening pencils, saw the paper and could not rip it off as it was on the outside of the window. She left the classroom to go outside and get the paper. Text books were then used in her absence.

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How many of you actually wear a wrist watch nowadays? I still wear one.

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What side of a dog's body is its heart it's on the inside

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How does the Bible end? Does Jesus find love and settle down? The butler did it.

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I have a 96 saab 900 and all of a sudden I hear a SHHHHH noise the entire inside of my car filled with this thick white steam I got out and noticed that all the antifreez had leaked out. What could have caused this and is it expensive to fix sounds like a cracked radiator.

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If a single male in his mid-twenties to early thrities owns a cat, what does that say about him? that he does not have a fenced in back yard for a dog.

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When would be the very worst time to pass out? not the worst, but while driving in rush hour traffic was my first thought.

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What is the opposite of time? possibly eternity?

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Does America have any soul? not since James Brown died

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What do you stand for? a lady leaving the dinner table

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Are you addicted to _______? AnswerBag

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What is something that it NOT very fun to do naked? never, ever fry bacon naked!!!

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Who's in favor of me skipping out of work early? can I go with you?

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Are you older or younger than 50? younger, but it keeps getting closer and closer

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I am married with a new baby ('09) and currently claim 0 on my W-4. I will be getting a check from my employer at the end of the month that includes my regular pay and my contractual pay-out. It will be just under $5,000. Should I change my W-4? Explain? Really depends on your situation and how much you need to get by on as well as your tax bracket and if you previously got refunds or owed. If you change your W-4 to show the new addition to the family, you will have less taxes taken out each check resulting in a larger take home amount, but you would have to decide how this relates to your expected refund, most likely will decrease any...

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What is the best way to dispose of a body? I am partial to a wood chipper

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My male fighting fish's left eye has swolen to about 4 times the size of the right, the left side of his head and left fin are also larger than the right side. he appears to have an open wound covered by a bubble on the top of his head, He was bobbing when he should have been weeving. got to keep that left up to block the right jab.

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HOW TO MAKE BANANAS LAST LONGER I think you can store them in your refrigerator. They will not darken as fast.

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Many have said that I'm very intelligent but don't have common sense? What is common sense? knowing how to not post the same question multiple times (sorry, first thing that cam eto mind)

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What is a good two player card game, using a standard deck of cards, that is easy and fun for a 9 year old to learn? You could always teach them blackjack or poker. Other options could b Gin or Rummy. Also, try looking up Hoyle card games on google, they would probably have many to choose from. I believe Hoyle is one of the larger makers of cards.

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When you do a "number two" in the toilet and your mom (or any relative close to you) just comes to the door to ask you a question, does it make it go back in? got to love the prarie dogging....lol

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What level are you and how many point do u have to get to the next level? Maybe i can help u get there! level 6 and 40ish more to next level

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What do you think of when I say 'Project Pussy'? some sort of new MTC reality show

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HOW did the chicken cross the road? Not exactly sure HOW it crossed the road, but I am sure that it was poultry in motion.

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Do you have sympathy for someone who suffers with "chronic" lateness? You know my wife? I believe it is selfish to have others waiting on you to finally show up when you have been invited to be somewhere (dinner) at a certain time and you show up 20-30 late. It gets to the point where people actually tell her a time 30 minutes earlier than the actual time.

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What is the most sci-fi piece of technology the humans have come up with thus far? the hologram on CNN during the recent presidential elction was pretty cool

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My neighbor's wife, his ass, and his wife's ass are safe with me, so whose ass SHALL I covet? I would go with a coworker's ass.

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So you think you deserve ________ from me? a positive rating on my questions and answers

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If The 7 Dwarfs were named today, what do you think their names would be? Maybe not quite what you wanted, but here who could play the roles today... Sneezy - Amy Winehouse Sleepy - Jewel's bus driver Happy - Barack Obama Grumpy - Dick Cheney Doc - Dr. Phil Bashful - Sasha Obama Dopey - George W. Bush

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Forgive me. When it is cold enough outside to see your own breathe, would it stand to reason you would also be able to see your own fart (assuming you were brave enough to bare your bottom)? need more answers

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What's your favorite line from the movie "The Jerk"? Marie, are you awake? Good. You look so beautiful and peaceful, you almost look dead. I'm glad because there is something that has always been very difficult for me to say. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit. I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to be able to say that. or throwing away a perfectly good white boy or I now know what my...

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Kill it cook it eat it how far would you go? No problem with the killing, cooking, or eating part of it, it's the cleaning part before cooking it which I can not do.

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For the People born in the 50's, 60's & 70's - What sport or outdoor activity did you mainly play or do as a child? kick the can and exploring woods / building treehouses and forts. Also enjoyed throwing a frisbee with my Dad - still one of my fondest memories.

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Trick play in bball...when can a person throw in a ball to his own teamate who is also out of bounds...only after the other team has scored or can we do this after a timeout? I believe you can do this anytime you are allowed to run the baseline which would be any time after a made basket by the other team. If a timeout is called after a made foul shot (or basket), you will still be allowed to run the entire baseline when the timeout is over. If you call a timeout because you are unable to get the ball in play after a made basket(calling timout at four seconds and...

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Define friendship in 5 words always being there for them

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Think back to all the advice you have heard or been given. How many ways can you finish this sentence: Never trust a man who ____________. Funny, as well as serious answers are welcomed. ...can lick his own eyebrows

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Can you play the trumpet with a tongue ring? I'm not sure, maybe if you hum a few bars (sorry, very bad, old joke)

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What is the meaning of success? debt free and happy would certainly be a good place to be.

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Which year in the 2000's was personally best for you? 00-08. Would have to say 02, the year my son was born.

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Did you ever send in cereal box tops for a prize? What was the prize? I still have my official Tony the Tiger autographed baseball I got about 20-25 years ago. Recently, I ordered a Guitar Hero t-shirt for my daughter from the back of an Apple Jacks box and it should be arriving in the next few weeks.

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What is the first thing that pops into your head if i say Airplane" that I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

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I'm taking roll, who's here today? I'm going to be late, so will I need a note to be admitted when I do get here?

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Is it illegal if an employer pays your wages in cash instead of paycheck? I do not believe it is illegal, but they do need to give you a breakdown of the taxes taken out of your check. I once worked for a restaraunt that did this - we were paid weekly on saturdays in cash from their liquor sales the previous night. We would just get an envelope with Gross and Net Pay listed. I said I need a breakdown of the taxes taken out for my tax filing purposes. They did not...

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About how many books have you read in the past 6 months? Can you name a couple of them if you have more than 3? I have read maybe four or five over the last six months including "Three Cups of Tea", " A Long Way Gone: Memoirs of a Boy Soldier", "The Road", and "Out Stealing Horses".

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Can you complete this limmerick? There once was an angry young bride, Who found that her husband had lied, He wasn't her hero, Really more of a zero, They found him next day _______________ with his nut sack fried. (sorry if any one is offended - just trying to get a laugh!)

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I love my boss.We secretly started talking on the phone..we use to talk for hours everyday,he would get fired if caught.we hooked up and now he tells me that we cannot talk untill I get a new job.He completly ignores me like I don't exsist.Why?Im so hurt! Bit of advice here...never get your honey where you make your money

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If 25 is the answer what is the question? At what age can my daughter go on a date?

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Why did the pumpkin cross the road? because it wanted to get smashed

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What do you think the difference is between freaky, slutty and skanky? freaky relates to what happens behind closed doors slutty is the attire and persona someone shows or is cast upon them by others skanky is an ugly, possibly diseased slutty freak

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When you know someone is lying do you let hem go with it or do you bust em? depends on the lie and situation and to some extent on your overall view of the person telling the lie. Usually I would let it slide unless it relates to me or something I have strong feelings toward. If it is pure exaggeration, I might try to bust them.

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What is some good ideas for a first date? one that leads to a second date

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Do you think famous people who overdosed on drugs feel like it was a big mistake? no as I am unaware that dead people have thoughts.

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What is the one invention that is making your life SOOO much easier or better? paper clip

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If a guy leads you on and makes you think your going to get together, then you find out he's trying to get with someone else. Whats a really good way to get back at him? simply ignore him. Why must it be about revenge?

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What is a good metaphor to describe your life as it is now? At this current moment in time I would say.... my life is like a Domino's pizza, the drunker you are, the better it is.

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants? - he heard the snow blower coming down the sidewalk or maybe - to check on his snow balls

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What did your parents forget to tell you as you grew up? How much I would miss them when they are gone.

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By law should i get a annual payrise? your compensation and any increase should be based on your performance, not because it may be mandated somewhere.

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I stop trying when......... ...my six year old figures it out before me

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What is the coldest place you've ever been? our bedroom after a fight with my wife...brrr, that's cold!

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What do you get the man who literally has everything for his Birthday when your on a budget? We have lived together for about a year, he's turning 24 and works in the oilfield. I am a college student and completely stumped on what to get him. Please help! A bobblehead figure of his favorite sports player or team or character from a movie

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I woke up this morning and my cigarette was repulsive. Should I take this as an oppurtunity to quit even though I have 2 sealed packs left? as a smoker, I would say if you have been seriously considering quitting, now might be a good time. Best of luck.

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There are almost 700,000 AB members...lets take a roll call to see who is active. Are you here? I'm here...just enjoying the view from behind shoulderpadqueen

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Have you ever felt alone even though theres someone with you? sounds like my marriage

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Why are some people just a little bit annoying and just write the same question over and over again? fingers must be shivering from walking to school with no mittens or hat in -22 degree temperatures and is just a quadruple post!

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________ -noodle casserole. Thanks for dredging up horrible memories from my youth as we had to eat a horrible tuna-noodle casserole about every two weeks growing up. I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth...

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My boyfriend had 2 cats from his marriage before we got together. I have never felt like they are OUR cats... always just HIS cats. Is it normal to feel jealous when he spends time with them? sounds like you just need to sit down with the cats and have a heart to heart with them and clear the air. Please let us know how it turns out!

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Which of the four have been the greatest threat to the SG teams: Goa'uld, Replicators, Ori or the Wraith? Would have to say the Ori. Any foe with religion on their side is a dangerous enemy.

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What is a good resource to find information on how to make a really good Stargate Atlantis type Wraith costume, including prosthetics and/or makeup application and wigs? with a little research, you could probably find out who the costume designer is for the show and try to contact them for assistance.

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Would you ever consider wearing a thong bikini to the beach this year? I do not think my wife (or the genral public) would condone such a thing. Lucky for everyone, I have no desire to ever wear one!

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If you could only eat one dish for the rest of your life, what would it be and why? (this excludes staples. so it would be one dish plus a staple.) Would have to go with pizza as long as I can choose different toppings when so desired.

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Any special plans for the Martin Luther King national holiday?(US) will be at work, so no big plans

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What things do you touch or are in contact with daily and that have the most germs? guessing door knobs

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What is the most effective way to kill somebody? wood chipper

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Can you make a hormone? I think it cost extra to get her to moan...

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Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team of defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball? baseball

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Can I deduct my gambling losses and on what line do I enter them? Susan.Beringer@phoenixphysicians.com I am not a tax advisor or preparer (nor did I stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night), so not sure the valildity of this answer, but I believ you can only deduct your gambling losses to the extent of your gambling winnings. That is, you can offset the losses against the winnings to decrease the amount you pay in taxes on your winnings. I am basing this on the Capital gains rules for stocks.

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Is 40 a young or old age? Depends on who you ask. I am 41 and do not feel 'old', but my 6 year old thinks he would be a gray haired grandfather by the time he is 40.

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Why are you blaming me for this? because George Bush was not avaialble at the time.

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What is the benefit of owning a Chihuahua in comparison to other dog breeds? smaller piles of poop to clean up compared to most other dogs.

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My boss told me that my colleagues don't like me because they are jealous and intimidated by my success. I don't really step on anyone's toes and am really nice to everyone so this was a surprise. Any advice? Remember them as you move on and upward in your career as they sit still.

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What are the top states for invasive plants? Kudzu in the southeast is very prevalent. Statistically speaking I have no idea where it would rank though. Bamboo is another one which is hard to get rid off with out a backhoe as it keeps coming back.

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Favorite canned food item? Beer...that's a food, right? I usually prefer my food - err, beer - from the bottle, but cans work nicely too!

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How do I calculate a percentage of something (i.e. 700 is 37.5% of what number)? in your example, divide the 700 by the percentage (remember to move the decimal point two places to the left) which would result in the answer 700 is 37.5% of 1866.66.

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Anyone love the movie Into the Wild? Book is alright, movie is terrible, soundtrack is very good.

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I work for gladieux enterprises in toledo ohio when do i get my 2008 w-2 I believe all w-2's are required to be distributed prior to the end of January in the US.

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Of the 3 married women solicting sex here at answerbag who do think is prettiest? I'll start and say Jen. need more info, pics to be able to answer properly...

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This is for my Economics class: When you arrive at the pearly gates, there are 2 guards and each guard is in front of a gate. One always tells the truth and the other always lies. How do you figure out which one is the liar? What's a question to ask? A similar example takes it one step further - guards are the same (one always lies, the other always tells the truth) and one of the doors leads to heaven, the other to hell. You do not know which guard is in front of which door (liar could be in front of door to heaven or hell). In this scenario, you would aske either guard 'which door would the other guard tell me leads to heaven?'...

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In simple terms how does binary code work? 0011000 00111 001 11 11100101010 10100010 1001001 0000101 1010

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What smells do you remember from your childhood? the smeel of fresh cut grass and sweat after my father got through cutting our yard. Also, the smell of boiled cabbage - still turns my stomach!

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Where would someone find naturally occurring geometric shapes? First one that came to mind are the stalagmites and stalactites found in caves. Maybe also some mesas and buttes found in desert areas.

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What was your favorite line from "Blazing Saddles"? Badges? we don't need no stinking badges!

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When I was a small child in the 1950s I often used to smell a beautiful perfume worn (to my mind at that time) by elderly ladies. The nearest word I can use to describe it is "powdery". Can anyone suggest a name for it? Ben-gay

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Whats your favourate Cartoon character of all times? was always fond of Grape Ape and Speed Buggy

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A man kills his brother in front of many other people, yet he will never be charged with murder, or any other crime. Why? His job is The Executioner and his brother is the criminal sentenced to death

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I would like to make a cocktail party @ home in celebration of an engagement Sunday evening, need from when to when? And any other relevant etiquette and suggestions I would not put an end time on the invitation unless you are just wanting to host a drop-in. For the cocktail party, I would suggest an evening time slot, say either 7 o'clock, 7:30, or 8 o'clock for the start time. You could ask people to bring a lite appetizer or hors douvres (sp?) if you like. One I went to recently, the host had bought a few cases of stemware/ barware and hand...

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What is the difference between taking photographs and taking pictures(or snapshots)? You would have to pay a professional to take photographs while anyone can take a few pictures, snapshots, and photos. So I suppose the cost is the main difference.

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Which direction is the best way to break a Black Walnut open? from the inside out.

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What food would you never give to your dog? chocolate

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If you knew that you would die tomorrow, but were totally healthy today, and had $1,000.00, how would you spend your last day on earth? First would be to gt a large insurance policy for my family to help them once I am gone. I am not sure (as I type this) if I would want my family, at least my kids, to know what is going to transpire tomorrow, so would possibly try and keep the proverbial stiff upper lip until they were in bed. I would tell my wife I love her. Then I would walk next door, ring my neighbor's doorbell and...

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What single beverage would you say defines the United States best? Coca-cola

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I got a clearblue test, it says there well b a line across if not preg and a + if u r, but my test just showed 1 line up and down not across so wat does dis mean? you are holding it wrong...sort of like only seeing W's instead of M's on the candy coated chocolates

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What was the name of the ship that gave warnings to the Titanic of there being ice-burgs in the local area? I believe many ships had warned the Titanic of the ice with one of the ships being named Caronia or possibly California

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Me and my fiancee are expecting a baby, and i already have a daughter of my own, i want him to move in my parents house with me when the baby comes for a few months to save money but he dosent want to, and i am very angrey at him. Am i acting irrational? I would think it is perfectly normal for you to want to have your soon-to-be husband around once the new child is born and he probably wants the same thing you do, however he may be feeling that he is losing his independence if he moves in with your parents. Assuming he is not living with his parents and is paying his own way, he would be giving this up - albeit temporarily. A man wants to feel...

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I could make 2-4 g's a month working for my aunt. too me it's not worth it with all the b/s i go through but that's better than $8/hr. but i'm more happy with the people i work that makes $8/hr. and my car payment is in 3weeks... any advice? If it is possible to keep the $8 job and still find time to do some for your aunt at a reduced rate, I would try this option first. If it is impossible to do it and you must choose one or the other, suck it up and go work for your aunt for a few months, save up the money, find someone who meets your aunt's approval who could take over for you, and then go back to your $8 job and friends.

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What do you consider to be mankind's greatest triumph? invention of the paper clip

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When did "Freaky" begin to take on a sexual connotation? about the time Stella Got Her Groove Back

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Do men prefer long hair or short hair on woman? I suppose it all depends on where on your body the hair is located. I doubt there are many men who would prefer long hair on a woman's face or arms.

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The black area on my guppy has changed completly to white any ideas what may be wrong the original guppy died and someone tried to cover it up with this imposter guppy.

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Are you God? No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night....

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Is being a firefighter a respected job? would women like it if i was a firefighter? Most if not all civil servant jobs are (or should be) respected. These poeple routinely put their lives on the line for complete strangers. I do not know of many "regular" people who would be willing to do that. It would never be a good idea to become something simply for the sake of trying to impress an individual or a group of people, do it for yourself if you want, but not in...

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One if by land ___ if by somali pirate boat? ...and two machine guns and ask questions later if by Somali pirate boat

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What's a gimme in golf? Many people playing a 'friendly' game would consider anything within a few feet (maybe three, tops) as a gimme. Another way to measure the same approximate distance would be anything within the grip of the putter if you were to lay it down with the head of the putter in the hole and the grip extending out towards the ball, and hopefully past the ball. If wagering is involved, the...

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I have a lil kitty that has no name...ive been going nuts trying to choose the perfect name for him. i bet it is right under my nose. suggestions? he is dark grey; very long and skinny with white paws. Shadow was first thing that came to mind

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What has your pet done to earn the " Pet of the Year Award"? love me unconditionally. Hopefully that is true for most pets and their owners...

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You know it's cold outside when? ... you have to chisel your dog off the fire hydrant

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Winos can be falling down drunk, but when they fall, they may break an arm but they never break that wine bottle. What's with that? quite simple actually - they have priorities!

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Why do men face discrimination in jobs like baby sitting, child care, school teacher etc? With no statistics to back this up, I would venture to say that the majority of sexual predators and perverts are male and society as a whole feels the nurturing positions in your question should be held by females to avoid the possibility of a mlae sexual predator having access to your children.

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I had a 'lovely' Christmas 'full of surprises'. One word that describes the kind of Christmas you had? returnable

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If you went to every mental institution in the U.S., and took out the top 50 smartest people, and put them all in a giant house, and gave them 50 billion dollars, what could they come up with? I would venture to guess a month long debate over what to order for dinner

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What would you rather be doing right now? Since I am at work, I would rather be home with my family. Can I take it a step further and say at home taking a nap while my family is quiet and lets me sleep!

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How do I help my newly adopted dog who was abused in the past he is terrified of everything? Time, lots of patience, a loving smile, new toy, cozy bed and then probably some more time and more patience.

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You find out your girlfriend is competing in the pistol national championship. How do you react? very calmly and slowly as to not draw any attention to myself....cetainly do not want to find out her reaction time to a fast moving abject.

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Songs with smoke in the title eg smoke gets in your eyes "Smoke on the Water" by deep Purple "Smoke and Mirrors"...not sure the artist is "Smoke from a Distant Fire" by Sanford and Townsend "Smoking in the Boy's Room" by Brownsville Station

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After your lunch break as a Salt Mine worker - where do you say you are going back to? possibly the Pepper Mill...

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Can you give at least to references to Drug use in the bible? I believe in Genesis it says that God gave Adam every "herb bearing seed...and it was good" which would certainly include cannibus. Also, there are probably numerous mentions of drinking wine in the bible and many consider alcohol a drug. Oh, and then there's the part of people getting stoned to death....does that count?

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Is it possible to fund a pokerstars account with a Bank of America check card? If not, where can I find an all access prepaid card? go to All Access Gift (dot com) and you can search for a local retailer. I think the one you are looking for is a netspend prepaid card (VISA), not the reloadable kind. I've seen them in $25, $50, and $100 increments. There is a small processing fee they tack on to the price to activate your card ($3.95 or something like that). Then you must go to the website I mentioned in the top line to...

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Tonight on clubwpt Jamacia winship folded but did something and her opponent had to show his cards. What is that about? I've only seen this show (or part of it) one time, but think it was the episode you are referring to. I believe they gave each of the six players a "bluff token" (or some other named chip/token/etc). If during the course of a hand, a player decides to fold, they can use this bluff token to see their opponent's hand. You can only use it one time and if you get knocked out and...

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Texas Hold'em - When down to the last two players, who puts in the small blind and who puts in the large blind? I play dealers left is small and dealer is large, but have heard I play wrong. when playing Heads-up (or down to final two in a tourney), the dealer/button puts in the small blind and acts first pre-flop. After the flop, the dealer/button is last to act - big blind would act first post-flop.

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In Hold'em, who is the first player to act pre-flop? 1) The button 2) The player after the small blind 3) The player after the big blind 4) The Small blind Little Lady got it correct. For pre-flop bets, the small and big blinds are the last two to act. The person to the left of the big blind acts first pre-flop. After the flop, the first person sitting to the left of the dealer / button, who has not folded, is the first to act.

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Whos your favorite pro texas hold em player? Phil Ivey

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Does anyone know the song with "PIP PIP" in the lyrics? Possibly 'Be Back Soon' from Oliver?

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Does anyone know the lyrics to the theme song on MASH? The song is called "Suicide is Painless".

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What were the lyrics to the theme song for “Hey, Dude! ?” It's a little wild and a little strange To make your home out on the range Mount your horse and come along Cause you can't get a ride if you can't hold on. Singin' Yippie ki yi yay Yippie ki yi what Like the cowboys sing Yippie ki yi yay Get along little doggie Till the break of day. Better watch out for these man-eating jackrabbits And that killer...

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What should you do "if nautical nonsense be somethin' ya wish?" ...drop on the floor and flop like a fish Spongebob Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants, Spongeboooooob Squarepaaaaaaaants