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Do you see the glass half empty or half full? The glass is.

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Can a white person be racist towards another white person? I sometimes see one group of white people holding a sense of false superiority another. City folk vs country folk. Usually comes down to "street smarts" vs "friendliness". In reality both sides possess a fair deal of both.

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Do you support or oppose a mosque near Ground Zero? Are there any christian churches near the site of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma city? After all Timothy McVeigh was linked to a christian identity group.

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If Sarah Palin ran for president, would you vote for her? No. Well maybe in the primaries, to split the vote.

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what is 5% of $4,100 ? the limo drivers cut in Elliot Spritzer indecent

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Congratulate to you all on your elevations,would anyone like to commiserate with me on my demotion from #1 after 3 years ? good work guys Hey Firebrand. Long time no see. I just hit the like button. Does that give you points? I have just returned to AB, but I don't know for how long...

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How long till the cry babies all come back pretending like they never left? I left two months ago. I came back. Sure looks different.

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Is there anyone NOT stressed out about something out there? Turned left instead of right yesterday and it took me 80 miles to notice. Yeah, I'm a little stressed.

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What all have you "Googled" today? Easter eggs LOST DVDs

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What kind of woman like to femenize men? Wild guess here, a controlling woman?

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True or False? You are tired of hearing (and talking) about the year 2012. 2011 has gotta be feeling a little down. Let's rip on 2011.

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Why is the icon on my desktop called the recycle bin? Because it recycles the space that the old document took up making it available for new documents.

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What is your favorite "S" word? snausages

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Should cigarettes come with a nutrition facts label? There is not enough room the pack for the additives and chemical byproducts.

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I wonder what happened to Alice and her Resteraunt? (From "Alice's Resteraunt.") Heard the song today, had to bump, forgive me.

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Do you like yogurt? Yes, I mix stuff in to keep it from getting old. Walnuts this week.

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Have you ever watched The Big Bang Theory tv show? Is it really meant to be funny? Yes it is and thanks for reminding me.

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What is your LEAST favorite thing about Thanksgiving? The Detroit Lions on TV, every Thanksgiving Day.

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My _________ itches. right eyebrow

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I was once someone else. Who was I? Chris Hansen and then Micheal Jackson and today you are __________.

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Would you like to see ALL tobacco products made illegal? Yeah, actually I would like to see it of the shelf. But it they did overnight there would be a lot of angry depressed people due the nicotine withdrawals.

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Who would you run from? Chuck Norris on Meth.

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What does "EMO" stand for? Eat More Olives

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Hi I`m an alien from the planet Fidklebumble. I`m currently dating one of your Earth Tractors, is this relationship doomed? I suppose if you get hitched it will work ya all night long during harvest session.

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Why was the linked question rejected? It asked, using proper Morse Code, "Do you know Morse Code?" Why did some MORON with AB decide to reject a no-nonsense question that asked a legitimate interrogatory in a way that was unique and totally readable? My Morse code is limited to ...---... But I may have drawn a blank on that one. I would not have rejected it.

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Why do some AB questions (usually @$*(!@#!-ing duplicates) end with a date like this: (2009-11-21)? Sounds like an effort to avoid being marked as a duplicate.

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Does the real objection to climate change science involve sex? I knew the pope was behind this ;-)

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You are mad with...? "I am so mad at my mother. She called me and wants to borrow ten dollars for some food. I said, 'Hey, I work for a living.'" . /That was Steve Martin for those too young to recall./

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Mcdonalds,burger king,pizza hut,wendys,subway,KFC or Jack in the box? Pizza Hut, but I rarely go there.

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Stop! Turn to the fourth channel on your television, what is on right now? A movie called "Nailed" on the CW.

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What do you like on your Pizza? Cap'n Crunch sounds good, I'll give that a try.

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Fill-in: It's raining _________. (e.g., cats and dogs) buckets.

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What's one cereal that YOU doubt you'll ever grow out of? Cap'n Crunch mmm pure sugar.

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Why do ladybugs move into houses every fall? Those are probably Asian lady beetles. Do not squish them they stink. Use a vacuum cleaner to get rid of them. They seem to worse in the country. http://www.ces.ncsu.edu/depts/ent/notes/Other/goodpest/note107.html

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Would you give points? I came across a question today which I totally disagreed with but it was an interesting question and had a lot of people talking. I gave them points tho I disagreed. Do do the same if you disagree? Must be the Christmas spirit.

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Do you hate coconuts? No, but I see them in the store and I wonder who buys them. The sell flaked coconut in bags. Much less work.

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Fill in the blank:I hate you,you stupid______________! mouse. I clicked there>>>, not <<<there.

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Is anyone else sick of hearing about new moon?.. I am,lol What the hell is new moon?

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When the year 2010 arrives, do you intend to pronounce it "twenty ten" or "two thousand and ten"? Probably twenty ten. I am wondering when we will get back to just saying the last two digits, like back in '99.

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Why do professional athletes make more than our president? Tickets to hear the president speak are free.

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What do you do to get that peaceful, easy feeling? Take a long walk near water.

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When will you learn? Never, I exist in a parallel universe.

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What is your reaction of Oprah Winfrey ending her talk show? She has three spin offs now Doc Phil, The Drs., and Doc Oz. She still has income.

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Cashews, Almonds, Walnuts, Pecans or Peanuts? Cashews. I walnuts when they are part of a recipe or mixed in.

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Which do you think is worse: Shoveling the driveway or Mowing the lawn? Shoveling the driveway. It gets undone too easily. The wind blows snow back over it and the snow plows push snow onto it.

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Hey guys!!!! I was gone for a while...What's everyone been up to? Miss me, or what!? I was starting to wonder where the you went. Must have been one hell of a Halloween party.

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What might YOU push? the envelope

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Why do people call themselves BJ? No picks that name. Some starts calling them that because they happen to have those initials. Then they are stuck with it.

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What was the most significant development of the Internet during the 00s? 3G smartphones

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Does anyone remember the blind guy that kicked butt on Jeopardy? Have you seen blind contestants on any other game shows? I can't get any of the buttons to work so I will post this here. A link to a YouTube video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cySuJJbLArY

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Keithold made it to Illuminati, would everyone join me in a fantastic Aussie style celebration? WELL DONE KEITH. Way to go Keith. triple digits. I think you might have broke AB, I can not give points. I catch up later firebrand.

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Have you ever taken the wrong turn while driving? Yeah I have taken the scenic route on a few occasions.

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Do grammar nerds too often expect you to believe that while they can solve newspaper crossword puzzles in minutes flat they cannot be expected to decipher the intent of a grammatically incorrect sentence giving them cause to dismiss it as nonsense? I am no grammar nerd, but deciphering intent can be subjective. It also calls for a little mind reading.

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What's something you WILL NOT eat, without butter? toast

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Have you ever or would you ever go bungee jumping? Not yet, Might if the the opportunity came up.

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Why are suidice death's so hidden? They are worried about copy cats. The media does not print/ air the story as a public service.

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Have you ever thrown anything at a TV screen? A TV Rock. They're made of foam rubber.

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So, how are things in the bushwa department? Note spelling Perhaps I should have asked - Did you you know the definition of bushwa?

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What is in Abe Lincoln's hand on the back of the 2009 penny? Oops, my bad. Just found out here where four versions released. In doing so. I found the the answer.

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If someone left a reason for why they down rated your post would you still get upset about it? Sometimes, OK often, I screw up. If I answered dead wrong clue me in. If you just disagree, well....

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How many alternate or "puppet" AB accounts do you have? Be honest. Zero.

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Which one do you prefer, Bender from Futurama or Stewie of Family Guy? Bender

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Is Al Gebra a Middle Eastern thing? Nope, middle school thing

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My phone is being tapped by cellspy. how do i reverse it get a phone with out a SIM card

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Do you often think "I wish people would mind their own business"? Yeah, or at least get their story right.

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How bad are the police in the town you live? All in all OK. They spend most of there time picking up drunk drivers. If you run out to Wendy's for a late night snack they will escort/tail you all the way there.

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What does the bible teach us about beastiality? Nothing that you don't already know - That it is way wrong.

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Is file sharing really a crime? Making a copy for your own use is not a crime. Making a copy to barter for another copy is the same as selling it for cash. That is illegal.

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While you're in your bank a robbery takes place. They are armed but alone! Do you play the hero or sit tight? If no one else is in danger, no tellers or customers then I just wait it out. Defend myself if needed.

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "NO!!"? Potty training a puppy or kitten.

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Who is the dumbest smart person you know?? IE- Book smart - socially stupid? me

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Difference between strategies & policies Strategies are planned and flexible when put in to place. Policies are legislated rulings and they are much less flexible.

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Why do kids watch the same movies over and over again? I always thought it was to drive adults buggy, but they must enjoy them.

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Things a socialist would never say? I got mine , you get yours.

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Are Persians (as well as other Central Asians, Indians who are aware of Sikhism, Jainism, and Buddhism), Southeast Asians, Berbers, and North Africans who oppress their Southern siblings) who defend Islam traitors? I do not think all Iranians defend Islam traitors. Not to long ago they where at war with them.

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Should all types of religious education be banned to all children under the age oh 16 years old including in the home? No, of course not. Children should be allowed to hear all sides. Remove the mystery and do not just simple deem the other religions as evil.

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Who are the worse car 'slobs' men or women? Sometimes I think is a contest for the worst car. Hey Jiffy lube people, speak up.

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I take 15mg of Abilify, .5mg Cogentin. and I drinked a cup of pure camomle tea by TWININGS, and now my mouth stays open. with my toung pushed back and it is hard for me to speek. I try to talk but nothing comes out. What is happening? go to the ER or your doc. Sounds like a side nasty effect. Brown bag the pills and tea so they know what you took, or write it down.

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Do you talk to inanimate objects? Like the TV set, yes. Great job @%$# you just sacked your own quarterback!

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News Item: "Catholic Church finally forgives John Lennon." Well I know that I'm going to sleep better knowing this! (please note snarky tone in voice) How about you? still on the list.. 13] Sheryl Leach, creator of Barney the Dinosaur. hahaha

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What should i cook for dinner tonight? Spaghetti with garlic toast, quick, easy, and tasty.

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Should we really worry about 2012? I don't think so but....how can we make this subject more clear? Make a checklist of other very specific Mayan predictions and determine if the were valid.

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Is it just me, or is anyone else unable to get the + points button to work? There is the usual lag time for the page to load, but it works once everything is loaded.

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Today is POLICE's 40th birthday! Will ya'll please join me in a big birthday celebration for him? WhooooHoooo HAPPY BIRTHDAY POLICE!!!! Happy Birthday I'll pass along something I learned from Red Green in his North of Forty skit. On getting lost and asking for directions... Okay it all comes down to pride. We're out there driving around in our own vehicle, burning gas, wearing sunglasses, looking good. People who see us driving by would never guess that we have no idea where we are. And we don't want to tell...

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Who actually tells bald men that growing what little hair they have left long, is a good look? Their mirror and perspective.

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Have you ever answered and idiotic question with a sarcastic answer? never

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AB user, Major Tom, lost his wife Megan to an accident involving a bus, just 8 hours ago. Would you join me in expressing our condolences to him on the loss of his life partner just when he was planning his retirement with her in 2 years time? Whenever you walk into a room you can tell if something is wrong. I got that feeling yesterday. Found this link and was at a loss for words. I am sorry to hear what happened.

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Mac, or PC? Why did you chose which one you chose? How long have you been either a mac, or a pc user. If you have recently switched to one from the other, why did you decide to do so? I started out on a Mac. Used MacWrite for my first resume. I have a feeling I will be switching back to Mac in a few years.

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What should you do when an idiot is up your tail and honking? Wave and ignore them.

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Is anyone else getting an orange "Comments" indicator, without seeing any New comments in your feedback section? My answer light has been stuck on for days now. No answer. Maybe they are dropping a hint :]

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Have you eaten pizza in the last 30 days? Yes, two days ago. I average once a week.

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Is scampi made from shrimp? Enough with the food questions I have got to get something to eat.

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Would you ever try a deep-fried pizza? Heck yeah.

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Where do you keep your meds? In the bathroom or someplace else? someplace else

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When, if ever, should we talk about religion? At your place of worship or elsewhere among like minded individuals.

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True or false? You wear a lot of flannel shirts? Yep, I dress like Earl Hickey 90% of the time.

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How to get employees to stop bitching about their job? Some people just complain about their job to pass time. It is something that everyone has in common. No one is 100% satisfied with their job. Now bring up politics or religion and you will have a fight on your hands.

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What is the best amusement park you've ever been to? Ceder Point in Sandusky, OH. The roller coaster capital of the world.

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Can vegetarians use Worcestershire sauce? I am curious what a vegetarian would put worcestershire sauce on? Boca burgers?

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Just how BAD did it smell? So bad that it made the paint peel. I can not believe there is a category for unpleasant odors!

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What is the food like in prison? It is worse than school food. No coffee, weak tea. It is made by the prisoners. It is like combat rations in the army.

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What is the one thing you DO NOT tolerate in a relationship? beastuality

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Do you realize that half the people you know are below average? 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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But seriously the swine flu vaccination hoax is part of the depopulation agenda of the banking cartels, large pharmaceutical corporations, and the bilderberg group; why isn't the public outraged? why so stupid? Thanks man! I don't feel paranoid at all in comparison to you.

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If you were to go to a coffee house this evening, what song would you like the singer/guitarist to perform? "Smelly Cat"

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What makes a man lose interest in sex? Zoloft

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Scientist Stephen Wright said, "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize." Would you? Stephen Wright or Steven Hawkins?

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How open minded are you? (see link) You Are 68% Open Minded You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded. Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints. But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line. You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.

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How Many Apples can you pick? I got 72. I got 58, second try.

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Do you think that space is endless? or it eventually stops? There was a time that we thought the earth was flat, walk to far and you fall off. I think the universe closes in on itself. If you keep moving in the same direction you return to were you started.

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What was making the headlines when you were born? "Daktari" African adventure series premieres on CBS TV and 550 die in landslides in mountains behind Rio de Janeiro after rain From http://www.brainyhistory.com/

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Do you allow your small children to have locks on their bedroom doors? Some doors have locks built into the handle, but they can be easily opened from the outside in an emergency. Aside from that, I would not allow it.

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Have you ever watched every episode of a television series? If so, which one? I have seen every episode of MASH, Seinfeld, and probably the office. I have seen and own a copy of every episode of LOST.

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When was the last time you ate peaches? There were some chunks of peaches in the peach yogurt I ate last night. It has been a few months since I had fresh peaches.

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What year will you turn 90 yrs old? 2056

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Is there a box of macaroni and cheese anywhere in your house? No mac n cheese. I have some noodles and spaghetti.

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True or False? Life on earth will cease to exist in the year 2012. I am betting my life savings that it does not. So far no takers.

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Why should you always be careful when using a forklift? Otherwise you will have to submit to a drug test.

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What's the last hat you wore (or are wearing)? Currently wearing a hat that reads "New York". It's not real popular out here in the sticks, but I don't care.

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Vent, "What bugs you"? Everyday stuff. Please no political or religious stuff. When the weatherman predicts the first snow for the season and everyone goes to the store and clears the shelves. Bad news if it is your regular shopping day.

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Due to some BAD ADVICE from ANSWERBAG I was FINED $6000 for "unlawful operation of a fire hydrant" on Halloween, used to keep children away from my home. Is there any way I can pursue a lawsuit against a user for BAD ADVICE? You forgot to set your house on fire first, didn't you?

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The 8 year old comes to the door in his regular clothing, he lays a 25 cent coin on the front step and hits it with one of his father's carpenter hammers. "What's my costume he asks?" OK ABers, what is his costume, what does his actions represent? a two-bit Washington basher?

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Are you straight? It's ok, you can tell me. Straight but not narrow

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How many_______does it take to screw in a lightbulb? steps

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Hi am starting a new car body shop,right next to a freeway ( 81 thousand cars go by per day) do you think i should spend 48000.00 on a led sign ,lease is 655. 00 per month or advertise other ways like news papers It would take 61 years to at $655.00/month to equal the purchase price of $480000. Lease.

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Where may I buy a brand-new, still-sealed Commodore 64? Did they even seal the boxes with anything other than a piece of tape?

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Did you remember to turn your clock back today, November 1, 2009; at 2:00 a.m.? Nope, I thought it was later than 3:30, well felt later.

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What is the coolest name you've ever heard? Vandt Godfrey

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Is it just me or do some of the "Cancer center of America" commercials on TV almost make you want to get cancer? They make it sound so wonderful! Jeeez Louise.... Until you read the fine print at the bottom of the commercial. Something to the tune of "these results are highly unlikely. This patient is an an anomaly."

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Halloween is over, so why don't you take off that mask? Here ya go

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How do you gracefully tell an older man that they are wrong? Last weekend, an older man told me about the people in Virginia who "run the internet". We asked further what exactly these people do, he said they enable all processes on the web. What to say? he might have been referring to this... Spying on Americans: The FBI's "Quantico Circuit" -- Still Spying, Still Lying http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=8622

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Why does Answerbag accept the Scientologists as site sponsors when it is well know that they offend many people with their fraudulent practices? They are not a religion, just a scam. Money talks? I honestly did not know anything specific about Scientology. Now I know I would never be interested in joining up. So it was a win, win. AB made some cash. I learned that Scientology is basically a pyramid scheme with disguised as a church.

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Do you want to know what we think about your Avatar? Answer and see! Sure why not. Switching back to the tie-dye earth tomorrow.

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What does the Bible say about the end of the world? "world without end" is what I heard in church every week. Psalm 41, I looked it up.

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Is anyone else bored of hearing about halloween? Have you started your Christmas shopping yet?

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What would you think of someone who would kick a puppy? I would think they were a very weak person who could only pick fights with puppies.

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What does the word "haas" mean when someone says; whats up haas? Do you mean "Hoss", as in Hoss Cartwright? It is a variation of horse, but it usually just means "dude".

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What is the male equivalent of a "cougar" dirty old man, pervert, or sugar daddy

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Everyone seems to be talkin about gay marriages... How do you feel about marriage between siblings? That is like comparing apples and door hinges.

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If your boss tells you to jump, how high do you think you can? I tell him to set a proper example and take a flying leap.

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What is the population of city of Hong Kong.? 7,055,071 est. for 2009

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Bullet ,tongue,hand:what connects all three? You can shoot off a bullet you can shoot off your mouth, tongue You can shoot off a comment over the internet, hand

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I hate it when people don't ask questions! Is that a question?

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Do you take anything about friday the 13th seriously, even a little? Only when it follows Halloween ; )

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Who does not blink? Chuck Norris

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Is reality tv past it's sell by date? never bought it in the first place

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Do you respect people who don't drink? I respect people that have quit drinking when it became a real problem in their life. As for some who never drank, I think that's fine but it's no big deal.

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Where is a store you shop at where you DON'T expect any customer service? Around here none. Even Walmart provides a certain level of customer service.

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As mean as a ___________________? junkyard dog

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What do you think is the Average age of a Corvette owner? 50?

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______________day? have a nice day

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Do you believe in the existance of any of the monster myths, ie The loch ness monster, the Yeti, el chupacabra etc. please give reasons as to why you do, or do not believe No, because someone would have recovered the remains of one if they did exist.

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Do space aliens wear shoes? Maybe. They may not even be bipeds or carbon based.

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Should burglars blacken their face with permanent marker before going on a job? hahaha that is hilarious mug shot.

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I honestly don't know.... Could this possibly be real, or just an elaborate hoax? What the ... why I oughta

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Is Scientology a fraud? My shrink would saw yes.

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How do you say 6.12pm? Is it 6 12 pm or 12 minutes past 6 or 6 12 in the pm? about a quarter after six in the evening.

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I finally made it. What do you think I made? The coalition?

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If you had tickets to a NASCAR race, would you go, sell them or give them to a friend or family member? Give them to my brother or nephews.

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What do you think is the best way to earn respect? give respect in advance.

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What is the best way of keeping track of our keys? I have a designated landing spot for them. If they are not in my pocket or in use they are there.

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If you had a racehorse what would you call it? 2close 2call

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...how many clocks do you have in your home?... Clocks that I will need to set back an hour, two. An alarm clock and the clock on the microwave. The clock on the computer and TV will adjust automatically.

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I was in jail and they made this delicious cake that had sweetened KOOL AID mixed in the batter...Does anyone else have recipe or have ate anything like this...? delicious jail food? Damn, I am going to get arrested in your town.

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Does all of your everyday silverware match? I don't think I could find three that match.

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Why do i laugh at crippled people? Perhaps you are trying to convince yourself that it can not and will not happen to you.

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What is a closed minded person to you? A person who will not even entertain a notion that is outside their standards of thinking, not even as a hypothetical.

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Have you ever been addicted to anything? caffeine, nicotine, and maybe facebook games.

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Fried ______________. synapses

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Which game show did Weird Al Yankovic lose on? Jeopardy

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Your cheek is red ......what happened? Probably the flu?

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I boned my best friends girlfriend by accident .we were all drunk at my house she passed out on my bed and i went in there in the dark and thought it was my wife and gave it to her good .now she wants it again .i wont lie it was good .should i tell him? Are you sure it wasn't your best friend?

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Why -is'nt- saying something -positive- about a certain ethnicity considered racist? It could be. It depends on the intent. If some is saying well at least they ..... very well, they are inferring that they can't do anything else well. It could also be a compliment, contradicting what the listener has previously stated about a certain race.

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What is something that every kitchen should have? a stove

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I hate people who are racist. How about you? I had a bumper sticker on my car that read "I don't brake for racist". In retrospect I should have put it on the front.

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Vote Libertarian. We're pro EVERYTHING! Good bumper sticker? * except governmental intervention

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I want a Snuggie for Christmas. How often do you have to wash one? Whenever it gets dirty or funky. Preferably before funky.

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Have you ever been slapped? For what? No, maybe by the doctor when I was born.

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Have you ever eaten at Red Lobster? I have the jingle memorized "Red Lobster, for the seafood lover in you.". But I have never eaten there.

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If you were a chocolate bar which one would you be? and Why? A Marathon Bar

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Whats a different way of saying someones not all there upstairs? toys in the attic

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What does a fried resistor smell like... some people say it smells like magic smoke? That is exactly what is smells and looks like. Electrolytic capacitors also make a lovely noise when they let the magic smoke out.

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What are the best tasting caffeine free herbal teas? I am avoiding caffeine, health reasons, so de-caf won't work. Found it. free Moderation points. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1459579

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Name something that might make someone paranoid? epilepsy, but then you already knew that ; )

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What is mermaid syndrome? It is a serious condition in which the legs are fused together.

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What words or letters can you make from the name 'Elvis'? evils

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Hate crimes because of sexual orientation soon to be a federal crime - billed attached to defense bill. Already a state crime in over 40 states. Any thoughts? Darn, who are we gonna lynch now? (sarcastic face here)

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Could you fall for this? [see link] I thought the onion posted FALSE stories.

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Which TV star in the 80's is still kicking around on TV today? I think Kelsey Grammer has a show out now.

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How big is your bathroom? 6' x 11'

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Why do some girls have to dress so revealingly and make it hard for guys like me to not look? Why is the sun so bright it makes it hard not to stare? Just glance, use your peripheral vision.

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When I say 4 what is the first color that comes to mind? green as golf greens

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Do little kids like you? Yeah, I don't know why. I guess I am goofy and they find that entertaining.

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How much ketchup is left in your current bottle? about one forth

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You might be a redneck if........... You might be a redneck if the paint on your car matches the paint on your garage, right down to the brush strokes. Or.. if your internet is so slow that you did not see the main picture until you posted. aaargh.

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How old is "old"? 130 yrs old

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How fast can an unladen sparrow fly? What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

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If Andy Warhol were alive today, what products do you think he would be using for his art depicting consumerism? He would probably be doing collages of the star of the moment, i.e. bubble boy, octomom, ....

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Snickers or milky way? Snickers, frozen Snickers even better!

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Is it appropriate to snoop on your family? If you enjoy driving your loved ones insane it is appropriate. Otherwise just ask.

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I have a car problem my car leaks gas when i pump it butr not wqhen i drive it what is wrong and how long can i drive it like that? Sound like the seal around the pump at the top of the tank may be leaking. Does it leak when you fill it 3/4 full? If not never fill over 3/4 until you get it fixed and get it fixed soon. If not may be the seal at the nozzle.

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Have you ever got a feeling that you are nothing? Yeah, all the time, but I don't let it stop me.

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My Cheerios spoke to me in the voice of Elvis this morning. Should I be concerned? OOOOOO

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What color is the room you're in right now? light blue

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The last time you used milk, was it to drink or for a recipe? With cereal

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What is the best Saw movie? I only watched the first one. It was good. I was so caught up in the puzzle that I missed the obvious twist. As far as I was concerned there was no reason to go see another.

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The highest-paid ppl in America are athletes and entertainers. Are you okay with that? Esp. when the ones in society that feed and teach us can hardly get by. The way that sports franchises play the money game in general irritates me. They make the local residents pay for the stadiums through taxes. If demand for tickets go down they get even by lock out the game on TV. The prices for concessions are ridiculous. First thought is well they have to pay rent. No we payed for the stadium. What the hell? Everyone is in it for the money and no one...

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If you deposit a check for a very large amount of money in your checking account will the IRS hold it to make sure the taxes taken out are correct? If you deposit a large check feds will hold the funds for a week to verify the source of the funds. They want to prevent cash from being funneled in to support terrorist efforts. Or at least that's the story. Just another way the Government is looking out for you thanks to the Bush administration.

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What would you do if Paris Hilton popped out of your birthday cake? Pretend I had an appointment to go to and leave.

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Did you have a rain storm yesterday? Nope, the sun was shining and it got up to 68 degrees. If it gets above 70 today it will officially be an indian summer.

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Why do you have to 21 to drink but 18 to sign up for the military? You have to be 16 to drive. You have to be 35 to run for president. That's just the way it is. Of course I could drink when I was 19 and did it anyway before.

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Should she or shouldn't she ? ( friggin funnier than heck i think.) Zoiks!

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Does your town make you bag leaves, or do they have a vacuum machine, or do you just not pick them up at all? I bag them. I save some for compost. My neighbors prefer the "let them blow away" method.

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Are politicians able to just answer yes or no? No

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Is Afghanistan, America's second Vietnam? There are some similarities; war inherited by previous administration, rugged terrain, enemy entrenched, etc. But there are marked differences; The number of causalities, why we are there, and our goal.

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Do you have more than three remotes in your living room? I have 9, I only use 6 for TV, DVD, VCR, D to A converter, & Radio. The other three are useless universals.

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How can you cut a cake into 8 pieces with cream in 3 cuts? Anybody else hungry for cake now?

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Can sweet reason still work? only with reasonable people.

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Your best friends wife hits on you sober. What do you do? laugh. No way I am losing a life long friend for one night. I tell no one.

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Have you ever done any volunteer work? I volunteered at soup kitchen/used clothing store and the Democratic Headquarters. I did both separately while between jobs looking for work.

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Do you have mole(s) in your secret places ? Where? sounds painful

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What would happen if one fired a gun while running? Your aim would be off.

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Do you have a sexy moustache? True

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Why do Muslims hate the Jews so much? land battles, turf war

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I know a friend who wants to have aspergers. Do you think thats funny? Funny-strange yes. Funny-haha no. I think your friend is confused.

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Why is it illegal for someone to sell a kidney or some other body part, but it is perfectly LEGAL for someone to sell BLOOD PLASMA? [The linked photo is NOT ME.] I think the legal loophole is that Plasma is renewable.

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True or false? You are glad to be you? false

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What is something that people have two(2) of? thumbs

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When was the last time your bank ask you to complete an online survey? never

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Men, what is more of a turn- on for you? women in a power suit (skirt) or jeans and a t-shirt? Jeans and T-shirt.

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Are you taller than me? Im 6' 1"....Im probably the tallest person here. How tall are you? 6' 0"

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How do you help someone that is depressed and incapable of motivating them-self? Challenge them, motivate them, but do not badger them. That will only make it worse. The constant negative input of you're depressed is not good. They probably are capable of motivating themselves with a little positive feedback.

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You are sitting on a jury, which consists of mainly women. police observed a man steal a $5,000 riding mower. jury finds man not guilty. can you guess why the verdict was "not guilty" and given in a hurry? It was his lawn mower in the first place. He had taken it to the shop for a tune up or repair.

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When is it NOT a good time to take a picture? At a funeral. Sure everyone is together but nobody wants to to smile.

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True or False: I am not the first person to wish you advance merry christmas. False, but I have seen Christmas displays at stores.

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Have you ever eaten venison? Yes, as sausage.

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Is it Ok to call an older person just by their Name? I know some people that insist on being called by their first name and others who insist upon a title of respect. Personally if some calls me Mr. lastnameHere I tell them that is my father's name.

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I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start. Nah, I just get moody. I think there is a thermostat in my head that controls my mood.

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Whats the difference between a turnip and a swede? A swede has firmer flesh. http://encyclopedia.farlex.com/swede

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Who do you think is the most embarassing team in the NFL this year so far? I was going to saw the Browns, but I will go with the Titans.

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Have you heard the commercial telling you to complain to Congress about a possible taxes on soda? Are you aware this is another commercial payed for by the soft drink companies? High fructose corn syrup in soda is harmful to us all. Did you know? If I was concerned about it I would not follow the the weblink that they supplied. I would run it by factcheck or some other unbiased source.

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Hey guys, is it cold enough to need a jacket in your home town yet? It was cold enough to snow this morning.

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What's something that you complain about that actually doesn't bother you? For example: When I was in school everybody complained about the school hamburger but everybody seemed to eat and secretly like them, myself included. At my last job. Everyone complained about the customers. But if all the customers left we would have no job.

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Which colour of car is illegal in china? I'm guessing green.

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Have you ever driven a 4 Wheeler? I have driven a three wheeler ATV, but not a four wheeler.

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How do you deal with a foggy car besides blasting the heat/rear defrost? Turn on the AC and heat at the some time to dehumidify.

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Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary? Well I'll be. gullet, Gulliver - it's not there.

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When was the last time you used a crockpot? Earlier this week I used it as a mixing bowl for making bread. Does that count?

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Have you ever eaten a dog treat? Nice try, I'm not doing it.

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Are you taller than your refrigerator? Nope. It is about even with the bottom of my nose.

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I have just read an answer from a user admitting they have five (5) Sockpuppet accounts and profiles , can anyone beat that or do you feel it is extremely dishonest? I keep my socks on my feet. I do think it is deceptive to have multiple accounts. You already have anonymity here. There is no need to hide.

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Did you know that Charles Darwin denounced his theory of evolution on his death-bed? His dying word was "Bazinga!"

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After you opened a bottle of ketchup, do you put it in the refrigerator? Yes I do. But I take forever to empty a bottle. There is nothing on label saying "refrigerated after opening". Good question.

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What is the most boring city in the world? Neptune, Ohio. You only have to slow down to 45MPH as you drive through.

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Th US now has a black president - what th hell is this world comin to?! - are u ppl insane? sniff-sniff-sniff TROLL!

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I was at a restaurant last week and a child was turned around talking to the table behind them. The parents did not stop the child from annoying the other table. Why do parents think this is cute? I might be wrong, but I think some parents take the just ignore them approach a bit far. They just ignore their kids misbehaving so much that they no longer notice it.

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Do captchas piss you off? What if you knew most could be automated anyway and just cost you time for appearance sake? I hate those things too. Is that an l or I or a 1 ? aaaargh!

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Where should people be allowed to smoke? At home and outdoors. In designated areas if it is an assigned seating situation like a stadium.

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Am I the only one annoyed by someone who answers, "It's okay, it's not your fault" when you say, "I'm sorry" in order to express sympathy? Ex: "I'm so sorry your grandma died." "It's okay, it's not your fault." I wasn't saying it's my fault! I remember when my Dad died. I was so tired of hearing people saying that they were sorry. I might have responded that way once or twice. Then someone said it a little differently. "I am sorry to hear about your father dying". That made a difference for some reason.

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Name two things opposite from each other! 1 and 6, 2 and 5, 3 and 4 on a die

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You'll never guess what I just ate? Kalamari?

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Have you ever played an Atari? Yep, I still an Atari version of Joust around here some where.

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Do some of you people actually understand when its okay to dr a question, or are you just always that miserable? I feel like crap today, but here's +5 anyway. Put it in the bank.

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Is it wise for disabled folk to be on facebook Yes it is very wise. That people that pay attention will see that they are no different than you or me.

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Why is your middle finger extended? The person behind me was following way too close.

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If you lost 80 lbs. how much would you weigh? I would weigh 80 lbs.

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True or False, you have been inside a wal-mart, k-mart, or target in the past 7 days? False, thank goodness Pic-n-Save had whole wheat flour.

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A sign on a building says 'food free' how would you interpret this? I would assume it meant without food and they want it kept that way. Maybe they had a problem with roaches in the past. It is like caffeine free or sugar free.

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A man and his son were in a car crash. The father died, but the son was critically injured and rushed to hospital. When he reached the operating table, the doctor on duty looked at him and said "Oh god, it's my son!!!" How can this be? Mary

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What are some fun ways to drive someone crazy? What are some fun ways to drive someone crazy?

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Cats are _____? Independent.

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What are you Crazy? That's what it says on my driver's license.

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What's sooooo last century? A walkman

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What are some features you'd like Answerbag to have? What features do you dislike? Maybe I am missing something. It would nice to a search box for categories, like the one that comes up when you ask a question, on the main page.

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Do you like to put fruit in you cereal? Sometimes. Usually bananas or sometimes strawberries when they are in season.

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What do you think of "faith healing?" I think attitude and faith play a huge part in healing. But I would not cast science aside. Modern medicine can be very helpful.

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How do you make the feelings of wanting to kill yourself go away forever? Meds prescribed by the doc. They make me a little bit bipolar. But I kind of live in the moment. If today sucks I know tomorrow may be a completely different day.

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What id the difference between a swamp, a marsh and a bog? I know Northwest Ohio, used to be a swamp, the black swamp actually. It had to be drained to make it livable.

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Obama was just as surprised as everybody else on being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. He didn't ask for it. Why are people criticizing him? I think he took it in stride. He said that he did not deserve the award. I don't how someone can condemn Obama for a decision made by Oslo.

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Name a food that starts with the letter, Z? zwieback; toasted sliced sweet bread

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What song, by who, did you last hear? Ugly like me/ Stained playing now

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True or False? You've never seen/touched snow. False.

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What is an upgrade that humans might have when they evolve? Four toes on each foot. You don't need your pinky toe anyway.

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What does "Psycho" mean to you? A nickname for that guy in the dorm who would do the craziest stuff just for laughs.

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Do you ever accidentally answer instead of comment on AB? Yep,

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If you had a snail that could talk, what would you name it? sluggo

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What did you eat for dinner? I heated up some frozen burritos. They were good, because they were cooked in the stove I finally got around to fixing. Thinking about making bread tomorrow.

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What should I name this box of donuts? The "hole the center" gang

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What is the last thing you poured out? Milk over cornflakes

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Name a famous Frank. Frank Loyd Wright

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Okay! Where is my pet elephant? In the back yard scaring the chickens away.

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I have a gray car and some were I got red paint on the side, it looks like I drove over a red line. How to I get the red off with out taking to gray paint off? Are you sure it is not from road kill? Around here the lines on the road are yellow or white. But I have seen a lot of road kill in the past few days.

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True or False:If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. True true or false- there is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer?

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A mega beautiful girl suddenly grabbed your arm ,That was cuz you........................(complete) ...almost walked in front of a car.

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Can you give me one good reason why I shouldn't eat this entire pint of Ben & Jerry's? Because there won't be any left tomorrow. Although I would swear they put something half down that makes you eat way more than you intended.

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Is it wrong to slap a girl Yes, pimp, it is wrong for a guy to slap a girl.

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Want to run from life? Yes, a few times. It is hard to picture things improving when you at hit bottom. But they do. There is such a thing as a turn for the better.

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Has anyone besides me been getting alot of -5's lately? Whoever my "friend" is must be at a pretty high level?!? Is it just me? Not yet, But I will always add + points to a DRed answer.

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I wonder where NUNYA is today? I was wondering that also. Has anyone heard from her?

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Should AB have the folowing disclaimer: "feel free to be offended by any of the content on this site; this is not always a bad thing, as it can be character building". Put my signature on that petition, please.

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Would you be more likely to take advantage of a situation or a person? I would be much more likely to take advantage of a situation, like low interest rate or cash for clunkers.

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Has anyone seen my chickens? delete/ ignore this ---oops

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Are the Amish in season? Yep

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What have you screwed up? Actually I try to screw in hopes that I will fail screwing up and be successful. It doesn't seem to work that way.

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What do you prefer more on a sandwich, real mayo or Miracle Whip? On a sandwich, Mayo

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What's the word for TV you get for free just by turning on the set? It's not cable, it's not satellite ... what's it called? I guess it's an air wave transmission (?) but is there a shorter way to say it? OTA over the air

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What is one soda that will never meet your lips? anything with caffeine.

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What has been the most twisted movie you have ever seen? Eraserhead by David Lynch

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Anybody remember Sambo's restaurants? I remember the restaurants. I heard of that book also. I think my Mom has a copy of it somewhere. Although I never knew Sambo was Indian.

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What kind of eggs are you? I would have guess scrambled or fried.... You Are Eggs Sunny Side Up You are a complete optimist. You always wake up on the right side of the bed. When other people see a cloudy day, you see the sun coming through. You stay upbeat and bright. You cultivate happiness in your life. You make sure to take time to smile at the little miracles that come your way. You try to tolerate instead...

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Whats the deal with Grape-Nuts? Yeah, they're not grapes and they're not nuts.

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How much money is enough to live comfortably? Spending habits have a way of acclimating to an increase in income. If it where just me, I could live comfortably on $35,000/ year.

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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say? ...take into her to make them all stay after. They fidgeting and...

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Was that really necessary? Yep

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What Superlative are you? You Would Be Voted Biggest Nerd When you were in school, you did your thing so much that you were an outsider. You didn't follow trends, kiss up to popular people, or try to fit in. And while it may have been tough for you to survive, you came out stronger for it. Being independent might not help you much in school, but it helps you a ton in the real world!

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What happens if you are caught shedding tears during Marine boot camp? You would probably get a blanket party.

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Is your bullshit meter in good working order? Yep

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Northern appalachians vs southern appalachians Are you walking the Appalachian trail or looking to compare contrast the regions?

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What gets ruined in the rain? cake

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If KFC started selling buckets of fried chicken skins, would you buy it? Chicken skin with crispy batter on both sides sounds tasty. But a bucket sounds like a bit much. I'll have a side of skins.

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What's the worst thing you've ever thrown up? Hawaiian pizza. I still can't eat the stuff.

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How do you think a concerned airline passenger would complete this sentence? "I don't have much faith in this airline. I just saw the pilot put a(n) ____________ in his pocket." lucky rabbits foot

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What is the worst spin-off of all time? Archie Bunker's Place or After MASH

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Is AB a duplicate free zone again? nope flag me http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1728808

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What is something you normally would not expect to be billed for? Talking to a real person over the phone at the bank or the credit card company. Really, you are going to charge me $15 to talk money?

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Next day pizza, eat or throw away? eat it

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Chicago got eliminated for the2016 summer Olympics in the first round. How do you feel about that? Convincing the Olympic Commission is a lot like interviewing for a job. It is not a popularity contest. I remember when Cincinnati was up for the 2012 Olympics. They were discussing the details of the triathlon. Local officials tried to convince the Olympic Commission that the Olympic athletes could swim the Ohio river. The same river that has bacteria warnings posted. That probably...

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Do you ever answer a question based on your mood and then wish you had a better mood when you answered it? On AB or in life. Oh yeah. On AB you have proof positive. In real life you end up with two versions of the story.

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Can you loan me, 1 egg, 1 cup of milk, and a banana? Sure, you lucked out. I've just been to the store.

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Roman Polanski--Throw in jail or let him walk free? Jail.

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You're driving down the road and coming up to a cop who is going under the speed limit. Do you slow down and stay behind him, or do you pass him? I would slow down and let some one pass me, see what they did, and follow.

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Anyone here play Mafia Wars on Facebook? Are you as addicted as I am? Yep, I am at a level 27 and I am hooked.

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Do you have more friends on facebook than on AB? I have more friends here. Most of the people I add on Facebook are people I already know offline.

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Can Candles Make a Person Sick? Eating them or burning them? Some of those scented candles give me a head ache.

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Has anyone ever made anything with tofu that actually tasted nice? When I was vegetarian I made some chili that was not too bad. Adding a lot of spices seemed to help.

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Which accent do you have? (take the quiz) How about that... Neutral You`re not Northern, Southern, or Western, you`re just plain -American-. Your national identity is more important than your local identity, because you don`t really have a local identity. You might be from the region in that map, which is defined by this kind of accent, but you could easily not be. Or maybe you just moved around a lot growing up.

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What is the book you have on the table? One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey

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What was Starbucks biggest product launch? Instant coffee. Has that happened yet?

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Ignorance of the law is..............? ...inevitable. It changes daily. edit: But it is not an excuse.

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Why would someone collect nutmeg? They keep forgetting that they already bought some or they like the smell?

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Should prisoners serve their time in the military instead of in jail/prison? Can you trust the guy/gal next to you to be there when it counts? Or do you have to watch them, and the enemy?

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Have you flipped your calendar to October yet? No, sure feels like October.

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Do men actually appreciate women doing the housework? Real men do. Real men also help with the housework.

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My dad pronounces the "h" in "vehicle" because he thinks it's cute. Does this drive you nuts? Other examples? I'll be damned, the H is silent.

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When is a dog more than just a dog? When it it a Nathan's dog

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Is cross dressing in public for a guy legal in ohio? Well, not illegal. But highly inadvisable if you are running for election of mayor of Cleveland. Check out Perez Hilton's blog or http://gone-hollywood.com/2009/09/east-cleveland-mayor-cross-dressing-scandal-photos/

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Why do you care? I got tired of not caring.

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What do women like in bed breakfast

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If there was a fire, what would be the first thing you would grab? My meds. One months worth of Topamax cost me $475. Plus I will be needing them with in 8 hours.

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Any tips on how to pack your house FAST for a move? Pack the stuff you will be needing in the next few days orderly so you can find it. Pack the rest hodge podge. Just fill boxes. There will be time later to sort it out.

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A farmer plows some land. Then, he plants 8 seeds. How many seeds are there now? 40 seeds. 16 seeds. 48 seeds. 80 seeds. 32 seeds. 8 seeds. 24 seeds. 64 seeds. 72 seeds. No seeds. 56 seeds. Or is there even an answer? XD It depends on what he plants. 8 corn seeds will yield 8 plants with ~4 ears per plant and about 120, guessing, seeds per ear. Soy beans would yield less.

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If you went ot confession, told you sins, what penance do you reckon you'd get? The priest would tell me to go away and come back when I have something worthy of confessing.

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Our friend WantsToTearYouApart is trying to quit smoking. Who wants to offer her some encouragement? Hey good going! You made it through hell week, 7 days now, right?

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Do you own a dictionary, and how long do you have it? The one I have now is 24 years old.

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What isn't a snuggie? a slanket http://www.theslanket.com/

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I say, Prune Juice and you say,________________? I heard that has probiotics and works faster than yogurt.

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Whats a snuggie? It used to be when someone pulled your underwear up over your head. Now it a backwards robe that you wear to watch TV.

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What's the best hiding place that you seen a cop hide in? In a self-serve car wash.

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What swings? dancers

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In your opinion, How common is your first name? (not your AB username) somewhat common, between #50 and #100 on the list

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What's the funniest thing that ever happened to you at work? A bird flew in the building. They could not get it out and thought it might trigger the alarm. So the owner called "somebody". A little later two guys in camouflage show up on the loading dock with a 410 shot gun. All they said was "we're here for the bird." Needless to say scared the hell out of anyone who was nearby. It is about closing time anyway so almost...

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If your meal can be cooked by either microwave or stove, which do you usually choose? The stove, any day.

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Can you give me an example of buying a "pig in a poke" from your own life experience? Those stupid sea monkeys I bought when I was a little kid.

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We, members of AB, form a petition to ______________________________________. Funny answers welcome. Work the response "nevermore" in to more conversions.

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Can you name something you own that is "second hand" or a "hand me down"? The little room heater by my feet. Found at pawn shop.

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Hello is there anybody out there? Just nod if you can hear me.

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What crazy contraption would you order from ACME? A backpack rocket

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Do you think your in the right state of mind? I think people who are not in there right state of mind think that they are in their right state of mind. Having said that ... Yes, I am.

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What was the last thing your father told you? It was over the phone. I was at college. He told me he was proud of me. What I did not know was the doc had just told him he had 6 months. I knew he had cancer but I thought he beat it.

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I know someone who pronounces "milk" as "melk". (with an "eh" sound) Drives me nuts. What words do people mispronounce that bother you? wersh instead of wash crick instead of creek the in' at the end of words is starting to bother me a bit

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Should stores sell food at half price if it is only one day away from it's Use Before date? They are trying to get rid of it due to over stock or simply no one is buying it, are you not doing them a favour by purchasing it? I have seen some stores sell product like meat and produce at a 20% discount when it is one day away from expiring.

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Do you ever get too drunk to drive, but drive anyways? I did once, years ago. I drove half way home with headlights off after the company Christmas party. Never did it again.

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If you found a wallet containing a driver license, 2 credit cards and $300 in cash, would you return the wallet? Of course I would return the wallet and it's contents.

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What is the therapy for homosexuality? please i need a scientific therapy. Do you mean massage therapy?

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Will earth gets destroyed before 2055? Why, do have plans?

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When I say "Green", what do you think of? reduce, reuse, recycle

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Have you ever seen any Blue Suede Shoes? I think my sister had a pair. They where some sort of fuzzy leather or maybe fake leather.

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What is something you would broil? What is the difference between baking and broiling? I broil cuts of meat that are good for a barbecue.

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Today is my birthday 09-27-2009, could you wish me a happy birthday, pretty please? Happy Birthday Alluseek!

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What's something rain might stop YOU from doing? Flying a kite or yardwork

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What food takes longest to digest? probably cheese, lots of cheese

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If you do believe in Karma, what is Karma getting ready to send your way in the next few months? Jokers are wild, so it is could be good or bad.

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Do you drink coffee to relax? not anymore

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What are three good things about home ownership? It is an investment, a tax write off, and you do not have to ask the landlord before making improvements/ changes.

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What is the most annoying thing about cat ownership? Cat hair everywhere. If you put on a suit you have to use one of those sticky rollers to clean off the hair. Then you have to take the roller with you since you will pick up more cat hair from your car seat.

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Were you a surprise or were you planned? A surprise, but my name was already picked out.

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Daily ____________. (Fill in the blank ?) daily double - on Jeopardy, not at the horse track.

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Whats your favorite button on the remote control? The fav button or channel surfing button.

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What kind of dog would you be embarrassed to own? Anything smaller than a cat when full grown.

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The CEO of Wal-mart makes sure that the store is stocked with a certain food product. What product do you think it is? Oh, what do call that stuff ... Beef jerky?

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Could you, would you, be my friend? sure

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True OR False? You've had a cup of coffee and a cigarette this morning. false and false

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What State is N.E. of Michigan? Michigan, the Upper Peninsula, is North West of the the the main part of Michigan. It is joined by the Mackinac bridge.

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Does anyone remember Blackjack and Clove Gum? I remember both. Blackjack had the cartoon pirate on the package and tasted like licorice.

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Most men dislike................? going to the doctor

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Have you ever seen a car try to intimidate a big rig truck by tailgating it? When you are that close to a semi truck, the driver can not even see you. I don't know how might be intimidating. I know some people that tailgate to catch the draft of the truck. The truck essentially pulls their car, so they use less gas.

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Is True and False, the same as Right and Wrong, Correct and incorrect? A statement could be false but right and incorrect. as in.. You are just trying to confuse us. From your perspective it false, from my perspective it is right, from some else's perspective it is incorrect.

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My cat makes a stutter noise when he sees a bird. His jaw rapidly moves up and down and there's an accompanying vibrating sound. Is this common? Is there a name for it? My cat used to do the same for squirrels. It freaked me out the first time I saw it. I never heard a name for it.

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What would be a funny business name for a store that sells eyeglasses? ICU

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Do believe the USA would be better served by the political class following a 'tax and spend' fiscal policy or a 'borrow and spend' fiscal policy? Over the long term "tax and spend" makes more sense. We are not shifting the money out of the country when we repay the loans.

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Has looking at a woman ever made you hungry? Maybe Martha Stuart or Rachael Ray.

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Fill in the blank: You know your getting older when_______________? You get carded not for your ID but for your nonexistent senior citizen discount card. It hasn't happened, yet-

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Should a trip, as in a trip to the dentist begin have two p's or one? noppe

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Hello? Is there anybody out there?

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If i aid hitler was one of the coolest guys who ever walked this earth ......what would you say? nein nein nein!

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What is the last thing that hurt you like a "son of a gun"? When I rolled my ankle for the third time while working on the garden.

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What was the last words you uttered while in your vehicle? Really? this street is closed for repairs also?

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There is a large buffalo sitting on your couch. What do you do? sit on the recliner instead.

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What was your biggest money mistake? Using a "financial adviser" at the bank to rollover my first 401K. He was just a salesman in it for the commission and my IRA tanked.

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At what age do men grow up? about ten to twenty years after becoming an old fart.

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Calling a person something bad without meaning it, or saying it to make the person feel bad, and he doesnt before suddenly he gets all upset and rage. Is what I did called "harassment?" Remember, I did not call him anyhing on purpose There is a detail missing here. What did you say? Did call something "gay" and not realize the dude is gay? Drop the N-bomb and not realize his girlfriend is black? How was it not intentional?

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If your car horn could yell something instead of just honking, what would it yell? Watch out!!

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Advantages of digital data over analogue data It frees up bandwidth for other applications. The picture and sound are much better. High Def can be sent over the air.

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Do you hate it when people who are obviously happy with their lives, tell you that things will get better, when they don't understand? Maybe they used to be unhappy with their lives.

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Can you name a place that's pretty much a "ghost town" anymore? Mainstreet

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Black _____________. (fill in the blank?) gold

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I applied for a job online, they asked for a credit report prior to my scheduled interview. Is this a scam? I replied that if necessary I would extend the information after I was extended the position upon completion of the interview. With the scams running om craiglist lately it seems prudent to withhold your credit history until you have an interview. If that interview is over the phone, it could still be a scam. Get the name of a contact and verify that they work for the company or their temp service.

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Here comes Old Mr Flat Top who comes rolling up slowly with his juju eyeballs..what the heck is he on? That's just Hank Hill. He's been to the eye Doctor.

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Would You Put Your Old ones In A Nursing Home With my grandmother, we all thought we would not have too. My aunts and uncles worked first and second shift, so someone was always there. Two of my aunts are nurses. Eventually it just became overwhelming and we had to admit her.

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Bernard Madoff stole about $65 billion. How many days/months/years of "ordinary" New York crime (shoplifting, pickpocketing, burglary, bank robberies, fake designer goods, credit card fraud etc.) do you think this is equivalent to? I do not know, but I would guess it would take some time. A hundreds bucks here fifty there...

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Looking at the window that is closest to you, what is on the floor directly under the window? A window screen.

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Do you have any carpentry skills? Yes, not on the job, just do-it yourself stuff.

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May I use you as a reference? why not

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What are the different type of toppings you like on your Cheeseburger? tomato, lettuce, habanero peppers, catsup , and mustard

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96' Honda Accord EX driver's window won't go down It might be a fuse. There is a fuse panel down by the brake and gas pedals on the left hand side. If you are a smoker the window may need a coat of silicon to keep it running smoothly and stop it from blowing the fuse. I had a similar problem with my window. It would not go back up, in the dead of winter.

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Pepper ___________. (fill in the blank?) Pepper Phil (couldn't resist) Pepper mill

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I have recently purchased some old 70's peel -n- stick mirror tiles that I tried to put up on my wall with new two sided tape because the other was dry rotted but they where falling off the wall and the black paint or whatever it is on the back of the gla Are you saying the reflective part stuck to the tape when the the mirrored tile fell off? How do you re-mirror the mirror?

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My dog just "past wind" while sleeping and woke herself up and it scared her. She just ran out of the room. Have you ever seen this happen? Hahahaha.....classic

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Has your karma run over your dogma? Oh yeah.

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You are sitting on a full bus. A very old man and a heavily pregnant woman enter the bus. No one else moves, so who do you offer your seat to and why? Guilt someone into giving up there seat for the woman and give my seat up for the elderly gentleman as sign of good faith, to seal the deal.

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What and when was the last time you had deep-fried food/stuff? I can not remember, but I just bought some breaded mushrooms and jalapeno poppers today. So the next time will be very soon. Oh! *reads category* I went to Arby's Thursday and bought some french fries. I was thinking homemade.

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Why do people need laser's on rifle's to hunt animals? They have bad aim or no patients.

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If someone doesn't like you it's usually because you're _____? related to a cop?

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'Flagging a question' as 'duplicate', " ... If you know the ID of the question, just type it in the box". Then WHAT? I sure would like to have a confirmation as in suggesting a category change. Does this bug anyone else? I feel left hanging. Yeah I tried flagging a duplicate using the ID last week. It was just a reworded/ clarified Q and the two were almost side by side in the category. I guess the the old question wasn't in the search system yet.?

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Ever wish someone would 'shut up'? Who, when? me, for now

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Should crystal meth be legalized? hell no

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What is the best way to waste your money? Take out a cash advance on one credit card to pay down another credit card.

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What does flashing headlights mean to you? Slow down; Cops, accident, or road hazard ahead. Or turn your lights on/ down.

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Single-payer health-care is good enough for Iraq but it's considered Socialism in the US? Even when it's recommended by G.W. Bush? Please explain... (see link) They supported single-payer health care in Iraq because any insurance company that sold polices in Iraq would have an "act of war" exclusion. Many hospitalizations would not be covered.

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Do you agree with the assumption that The Beatles are "The Greatest Band of All-Time"? Yes, they are the gold standard that other bands are compared.

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Bacon is ___? so bad it is good

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A kid form my clas came to my house weird a blond chci kfrom my school was at my house my cat's breath smells like catfood

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Would you consider Homer Simpson bald or balding? He still has a strands left, but I would go with bald. ( 8(|)

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What do you guys think of the new 2010 Camaro? Should we carry them at our dealership.. I just don't know what people think of them. I thought they where already selling, pre-orders, above sticker price. Was that just a rumor?

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TASING: Should it be banned? A lot of the drugs of choice nowadays can make a person violent, combative, and non-responsive. What alternative do you propose? Some people think it is a game of keep away. There has to be a way to give some control to the police.

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Why some women often fall for men who are either enggaged or married? Because they are already whipped in to shape by the wife or future wife.

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Can i put a gun to your head just for fun? no

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How long have you used nicotine gum to stop smoking ? (I'm on my 12th year) I just passed my first anniversary of quitting using nicotine lozenges. I have been down to zero and back up to where I started. I do not want to smoke but I want the nicotine in certain situations. I think over the long run it can cause oral cancer. I have been trying to substitute wintergreen lifesavers now and then. But I need to get back on a quit schedule. Bottom line nicotine is not...

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What happens to gecko tails after they fall off? They run down to the nearest retail outlet store.

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How obscure is too obscure for you? What color scarf was Elvis Presley wearing at his final concert?

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How do we know (for sure) historical events before the 15th cntury are accurate or not found this http://www.cuil.com/search?q=movable+type "Ancient Sumer 3000 BCE The technique of imprinting multiple copies of symbols or glyphs with a master type punch made of hard metal first developed around 3000 BC in ancient Sumer." Somebody must have dug it up somewhere.

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Do you think you're a good driver? This week end I accidentally ran into the garage and later on I spun out on stone covered side road, but all in all I am a good driver.

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Did you know 'Name Games' may be phishing scams? ''...take the name of your first pet, the street you grew up on and your mother's maiden name...'' Recognize those as common security questions yo?... Yep, I did know that. I just assumed everyone lied. Wouldn't be nice if someone set up a phishnet to snag this scammers.

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I suffer from epilepsy and want to admit myself into hospital voluntarily. how do i do this? How often do you have seizures? Have seen your regular doctor and did he recommend a neurologist? Did you see that neurologist? Chances are if you go to the hospital they will put you in contact with a neurologist and send you home with a bill.

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Is it true people do change with time? Time changes people for the better or the worse, hopefully better.

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What does duct tape not fix? ducts, use metallic tape.

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Which T.V. show do you think should have never been cancelled? The Unusuals

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Exactly just how much is a "shitload"? A diaper full.

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I hate that Nielsen pop up here. If I answer it will it go away? Will I get spam from hell? Should I just keep ignoring it? I was a member of the Nielsen family for 5 years, so I went ahead and answered it. Simple questions, not too lengthy, no spam.

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Would you drive this car? I would drive the orange one. The huge turn signals on the silver look weird.

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Would you rather go camping outdoors in a tent, or spend a night in a fancy hotel room? go camping

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Is there any one law, that you question? The law of gravity as it is written.

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Have you seen people driving down the highway just digging away in their nose? What do you think to yourself? Laugh and then my nose get itchy so I start do those bunny rabbit twitches. I wonder what that looks like.

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Sometimes I'm attempting sarcasm and no one gets it.Do you think that this has something to do with the internet? :) Need more smileys, I guess. http://www.nerdtimes.com/emoticons/smileys_eng_w.asp :-] sarcasm

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OK for me if the public option isn't part of Obama's deal, I'd like to impeach, who is with me? Myself, I don't care if Nixon is dead Impeach him.

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Do you think animals think about sex as much as humans? Have you ever been to the Zoo. Next time you go visit the monkeys. All they do is eat, sleep, throw poop, and spank.

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Is it true that it takes years to digest red meat? nope

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If nothing sticks to teflon, then how do they make teflon stick to the pan? tefloff?

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Isnt an open mind really a closed mind? I will not be brainwashed I will not be brainwashed I will not be brainwashed ...

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Meat eaters, what do you think of vegetarians? If it works for them, great. But don't go bad mouthing use carnivores.

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What has obama done wrong? Moved a little too fast on this health care thing and gave the opposition a chance to muddy the waters. It does not have the same type of sense of urgency that the bank bail out and the insurance bail out. We have to wait until it crashes before we fix it.

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Are you upset that the President is going to speak to school children? If Parents made there political decisions based on what there children thought Bart Simpson or My Pet Goat would be in the White House.

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What is a good slush or icee flavor? Grape

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Whats Burning? That would be my supper. I dropped some egg on the burner and there was a little bit of pizza cheese left over in the toaster oven.

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Are you a person of Wal-mart? Some of those people would make my local Wal Mart interesting. How cool would it be to see Tony the Tiger shopping for groceries. The freak with toys, NOT.

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What would you do if I pulled your hair? I would look at you and raise one eyebrow.

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Are my nipples ever going to shrink back to normal? Was really into body mods and wore nipple weights for a few years. Now my nips look like pink gummi worms hanging off my chest, doesn't look as cool as I had envisioned. Will they ever recede? I don't know, but you should write for Family Guy.

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Do talking therapies really help, or do they just exacerbate problems? (i.e. a problem shared is a problem *doubled*) A good therapist listen and not offer advice. They will assess the situation and steer the conversion to or away from the the problem areas. A friend can unknowingly exacerbate a problem. It can be hard to advise when you do not know the answer yourself. On the other hand it can be helpful to talk to somebody that is in the same boat. It gets tricky. Hope this helps, if not tell me to...

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How do you change 414 base 10 into base 2 (binary) subtract the largest possible multiple of 2 and work from the remainder repeating this process with a 1 for yes and 0 for no.

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What comes to mind when i say "Jerry Springer" Former Mayor of Cinci arrested when he wrote a check for a prostitute who went on to do the news and get a TV show.

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When is it not a good time to say "Do you want fries with that"? Right after the boss assigns you a very important project and lays out all the details.

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Are there blind electricians? How would they know the hot wire/ connection from the common wire? Both lines would give you a jolt. But improper wiring would screw up the ground fault interrupt. Not likely.

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What's your favorite fake word? Chillax

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Can you name something cat comes on a roll? Cat been shredding your toilet paper again?

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If I take Dilantin (for my epilepsy) what are the chances that I will have a seizure? It is like a lot of other meds. It works better for some people than it does for others. It helps keep mine under control. I also take Tegretol and Topamax.

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What would happen if I hired 2 private investigators to follow each other? I imagine you would end up paying for a lavish vacation for both of them under the guise of incidental charges. "he ran off to Jamaica I need $5000 to follow"

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How do I know if God exists? You could fall backwards and ask him to catch you. If you fall to the ground he is not there. But the Bible is filled with stuff about how it wrong to test god and blind faith and all that. I wish I knew the answer.

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DIDTHE SERPENT HAVE LEGS IN THE GARDEN DID THE SNAKE HAVE LEGS? It was a parable written by the forefathers of the people who wrote the "Get high and your dog will talk to you" commercials.

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Faux _________? faux paws

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Faux _________? Faux pause

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...what is your favorite "Q" word?... quandary

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Did you know that ANSWERBAG collects and shares your information with fraud, scam or phishing sites such as imrworldwide.com, revsci.net, optimost.com, atdmt.com or quantserve.com that engage malware, spyware or adware? Are you ok with this? I was not aware what they were and I allowed them through anyway. It is part of the AB addiction, I guess. I don't know if I am OK with that.

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What the hell is that smell? The wind shifted, it must be that mega farm out north of town. Or the neighbors are cooking up some meth.

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Have you ever put coins on a train track, then recovered them after the train ran them over? I put some on the track, but never found them. They stuck to the wheels or bounced off somewhere. I lived in the country, so the train was traveling pretty fast down the rail.

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Do you choose your friends carefully, or do you seem to be surrounded by losers? I am defiantly not surrounded by losers, I chose my friends carefully.

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Are there ever any excuses in life? Sometimes an excuse is a valid reason for not doing what was originally planned. Life is not predictable. Traffic jams, mandatory overtime, running a sick friend to the hospital, panic attacks ...things happen. There are tired worn out old excuses that you have heard again and again from the same person. Those are probably just lies.

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Can i barrow your car for couple of hours? Sure, but I get to choose the couple of hours and the exact day. The year 2025 looks open for my current car.

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What was your first real "desktop" computer? I wanted to get a Timex Sinclair or a TRS80 but I could not afford it. The first one I could afford was a Atari 800XL.

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Are you Male or Female? I am a Male. Should I change my avatar to avoid confusion?

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When you are driving do you keep your hands at the 11 and 2 "clock" positions? Usually one hand at 12 o'clock. I know this bad news if the air bag goes off, but I still do it. Lazy I guess.

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Whats the best way to "Piss off" a cop, without being arrested? I know flipping them off does not work. I used to flip off a cop at a speed trap almost daily. One day he pulled me over for running a yellow light. He let the guy behind me that ran the red light go. I also was pulled over and questioned for flipping of another cop. No arrest. That was shortly after my so called rioting ,actually freedom of speech, incident . Cops were not my friends then.

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Why do we not eat pigeons and seagulls? Both eat our garbage can be disease ridden. The pigeon eat food dropped in the park. The seagulls eat at the landfill.

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What would not be a good item to hang from your rear view mirror? People used to hang those roach clips big fluffy feathers attached from their mirror. Not a good idea if they are used as roach clips.

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What is an ICE officer? Immigration Control Enforcement officer.

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In Mozilla Thunderbird how do you call the block in the left side in which you can browse the folders of messages? Hoover over the wide bar inside the border until you get <--> and right click it while moving the mouse very slightly towards the right.

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Today, i started to read email in the Thunderbird inbox and had about 50 emails to go. My computer locked up and had to be reset. When it came back up, I apparently had lost the entire inbox. I receive new emails. What happened to the others? I can not even connect to the server today. Maybe it is a glitch. I don't know if I have lost Emails, haven't logged on in 2 days.

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Are you too sensetive? yep

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Why shouldn’t there be a police substation in every low-income housing project? I remember there was a polices substation in my neighborhood. It was located at the busiest corner for criminal activity. The police were hardly ever there.

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Do you ever get the feeling the joke is on you? Yes I do

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Have you ever been to a fast food resturant that gave you too many options? Taco Bell

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Ok ABers...rhyme time. How many can ya get without repeating? BRAIN FREEZE plain trees main squeeze rain breeze

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What is fighting "dirty"? I mean IF i were to fight i wouldnt just use my hands, pull hair and use nails. NO. I would tackle, put them in a headlock, twist joints and tackle. Is this dirty? BTW i dont fight unless provoked Punch them in the throat, kick them in the crotch, and slam their head into the most solid object nearby after they bend over in pain. If they start the fight, that is. It seems only get burned once and then you learn.

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Whats one thing that you know for sure about tomorrow? It has round vowels

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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights? HUH?

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear, "bar food"? Deep fried cheese stick, mushrooms, broccoli, chicken sticks, and snickers bar.

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Does anyone else kind of hate sears now? Why did they stop selling tools? Oh, I had not heard about the E-comm attack. It could happen to any company. Hate the attacker.

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What would you think if you came home one day to find that your house had been replaced with an igloo? Maybe I should turn down the AC.

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Have you ever seen anybody get arrested? What was it for? Yes, a little bit of everything.

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What is the most useless button on your keyboard? that button that opens list, like the right click. it is under the right hand shift next to the windows key.

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What do you do if a 6 week old kitten crys for its mum everytime someone makes a cat noise? Turn off the "the View" sorry, too tempting.

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It used to be a major insult to call someone a "Geek," since Geeks bit the heads off live chickens in circuses. Is "Gimp" still a major insult to someone with a bad leg? There are many rich and famous geeks. So being called a geek can be a compliment. Apparently the meaning of gimp has changed- GNU Image Manipulation Program. Run it by google. Being called a gimped means the speaker is a little outdated. That's cool with me.

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I was out with hubby to a hotel and I was pointing at seats as we were looking into aisles looking for somewhere to sit and he told me not to point it was improper, is it? I know pointing at people is but empty seats in an aisle? He is probably a little paranoid. There might be people on either side of the empty seats that think you are point them out. Who knows.

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Who can resist the cuteness? Even dog people can't deny the cuteness of kittens.

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What's one famous character, or person, named Don, or Bob? Don McLean and Bob Dylan

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Why are all the women I am meeting are psychopaths? And this is not a new event? Are you wear that Axe cologne? I heard that it drive women crazy.

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What does" I'ma get right to mine" mean? ask Flo Rida

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Best summer drink; lemonade or iced tea? lemonade

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Do you remember what age you were when you were expected to do your own laundry? No, but I had the procedure down when I started college. Edit: spell check - yes, grammar check - no

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If we want change can we go back to the 80's where violence was law so I can handle some recent issues? and to think I defended you people. So where you? Where you in Grenada, Kuwait, or both?

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If you perspire a lot under your arms, would it be possible to keep two fish alive for a period of time? fish need oxygen/ aeration too. You would probably just cook them.

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Fox News Channel commentator Glenn Beck says he believes President Obama is a racist. He said Obama has exposed himself as a person with "a deep-seated hatred for whites". Do you think that is true? That would make the family reunion a little awkward. I am basing this on a close family member. So, I am going with most likely not true. *two edits later*

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What's something someone might be careful, not to step on? other people's toes

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say 'fox news'? faux news

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What's something you'd never expect a policeman to say? I hope I never work myself out of a job.

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Would you french kiss a dog? No and thank you for that image.

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Do you think Edward Kennedy is pissed at "RUSH" right now. . . . . . . .wherever he is? Naw, he is probably writing him an invitation.

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What do you call the two end pieces on a loaf of bread, i call them the heel, what do you call them? and do you eat them? (2009-08-26) The crusts. I will eat them once in a while.

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R U filthy rich? only if I change my name to Rich and roll in the mud.

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If for some reason, all traces of your favorite genre of music was gone, and couldnt be made anymore. what would you do? Good question, I do not know what I would do. Maybe I would just bounce a tennis ball of the wall for hours on end.

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Can you help me deal with someone stealing from me? I just found out that all my gemstones were stolen. I am FURIOUS right now! Talk me through this, please. I have had things stolen from me. Someone stole my car once. I guess the first thing, after contacting the police, I would do is try not to make it personal. The thief was probably thinking of themselves and their own personal gain. They were not trying to punish me or annoy me.

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What is a funny name for a dog? marmalade

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Where do the alcoholics get the money to buy bottles for their insatiable appetite for drinks? The money for the booze comes of the top of the paycheck, before food and housing. When they out of cash they "borrow" from enablers. Failing that they hock anything of value around or near the house.

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Does anyone know of a good way to get rid of blisters on your tongue? just let them run their course? or at least something so they arent so painful? ive been sick and have 7 on the tip of my tongue and they are driving me crazy! thanks for the help! If you have been eating a lot of tomatoes because they are free from the garden that may be the culprit. Use that salt water to clean them and get a hold of your doctor just in case.

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Have you ever fallen down while in the tub/shower? Twice in the shower during seizures. Four stitches in the chin first time. 22 in the the back, three layers, the second. Hurt like heck when they shaved prior to stitching.

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If you have to name a favorite magazine, which one would that be? Utne Reader

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...do you wear shoes inside your home or leave them outside?... I kick them off inside the door.

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Tonight, I'm making spaghetti. Not only did I forget to turn the burner on under the pasta pot, but I forgot to put the pasta pot on the stove. Have you ever done something like that? I have cooked a TV dinner in the microwave, received a phone call, the call went on and on, and I forgot about the dinner until the next day.

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Are tears a sign of weakness or a sign of strength? both

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Does stress cause your mental health to become worse when you are at an even keel? I think it depends on the stress. There is good stress that motivates a person towards improvement. There is also bad stress. For me bad stress is someone who takes pleasure in pressing my buttons just to get a negative reaction. I have to remind myself to just walk away. It is not easy.

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Are you alright with someone calling you weird? yup

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Do you pronounce the word coupon as, Q-pon or ku-pon? ku-pon

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Should you ever wear a hat inside? I am wearing one right now. It is not a fashion statement. It keeps my hair out of my eyes.

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Are most people rude & hateful? I have heard nurses badmouthing their patients when they think no one can hear them, similar with waitresses badmouthing their customers when they are off in the kitchen area, etc. Or maybe it's just because they're female? I work with a group of electronic repair techs. We always whined about the customers. The male employees outnumbered the female employees by a quite a bit. I don't think it is a woman thing, it is a service industry thing.

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Ihavebroadbandonmydesktopandthevideos/movieskeepstoppingwhatcanidotofixthisproblem Drink less caffeine.

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What would you think might be a persons last thought as they flipped the switch to the electric chair? I wonder if I left my hotplate switched on when I left my cell?

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What happens when you put a Muslim Imam, Christian Priest, Rabbi and Buddhist Monk in a room with 10 atheists with TV cameras rolling? The priest and the atheist start arguing talking loudly over on another. The Rabbi tries to makes to make peace but fails. The Imam just scratches his head and wonders. The Monk goes into the corner and meditates.

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Your car has leather or vinyl seats? cloth seats

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What kind of music makes your ears bleed? Yoko Ono. Music talent is not contagious. Just because Jon Lennon could sing did not mean that Yoko could sing.

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What do you think about people in the military? They choose to put their life on the line not just for their local community but for the entire nation. That is pretty darn noble.

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When you take communion, what do YOU think/pray about? :-) When I went to church I would be think "Woohoo, we're in the homestretch. A song, a little prayer, and another song and I am out of here.

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How come Ronald McDonald isn't fat? Does he eat somewhere else? He only eats salad and apples.

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What is something you might find IN, ON or AROUND a Tree? A cat, a ladder, and a dog

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What are those really really big things right in the middle of your view? At first I Huh??? Then I saw the other question. Aha, Now I see.

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How many years have you worn glasses? I have worn glasses or contacts for about 30 years now. I wear glasses now. They are less trouble.

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QUICK! What is the first 3-digit number that comes immediately to mind? Don't look at others answers until you have thought of yours. You might be blown away that there is a common number people think of. 442

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You were serious when you said that? Depends on the question and the category.

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What is the number of the beast? I do not remember a number on the beast. It was a red station wagon with a big ole duct tape starsky and hutch stripe down either side. It had lots of bondo and lot of metal rivets. It was the laughing stock of the high school.

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Why do some drivers insist on driving in the left hand lane, especially on an Interstate highway, even though there may be signs stating "Keep to the right except when passing" or " Slower traffic keep right"? I think there are a lot of people that only look out the windshield as they drive. They also have an aversion to changing lanes on an interstate. Maybe some of them are play traffic controller. They think if everyone drives X speed then no one gets hurt.

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Please Help!!!! Riddle: A man walks into a restaurant and orders clam chowder. He takes one bite and then goes home and kills himself. Why? His wife just left him and she was always a little shelfish. The thought of cannibalism was eating him alive.

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Do typos bothre yuo? Other people's typos don't bother me. Some are kind of fun to decipher. My typos bother me.

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Creativity is either dead or dying. We are buried in "reality" shows that are neither real nor creative. Could a funny show like "I Love Lucy" or a poignantly funny show like "MASH" survive today? What about "All in the Family" or "Twilight Zone"? Most creative shows took a while to gain popularity. If I remember correctly, MASH was nearly canceled early on. Nowadays shows like "Lost on Mars" or "The Unusuals" tend to get lost in the shuffle and canceled.

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Despite all the big talk, how many governors have stood by their guns and refused the federal stimulus money? Palin refused $28 million in US stimulus funds. But Alaska lawmakers have just voted to undo her veto. Nice move on her part, if she is seeking higher office. http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2009/08/11/alaska-lawmakers-undo-palins-handiwork/

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Why the 3 phases are120° out of phase with each other? 3*120=360 2*180=360 2-phase

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Like go-gurt or yogurt? go-gurt sounds like a laxative or vomit inducing drug. I take the yogurt, blueberry please.

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Do you beleive that the Government should stay out of Medicare? I saw an elderly gentlemen saying that on TV the other day. It was in a man on the street interview. He said it. They did not lead him with the question. Be careful what you ask for.

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If AB servers were somehow reset or destroyed and everyone started back at level 1, would you continue to frequent this site? I would cus a lot and there would be a lot of "what happened" questions. But I would come back. Then again I am only at level 41.

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What are animals that start with U and Y? Start with me? the human animal, of course why? I am a human.

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Did you ever get people laughing and staring at you in public,and all of a sudden,you shout:Shut up! to some invisible force,and it wipes the smirk off their face? Similer stories? Please explain,elaborate! Funny,please! Welcome* Yep, just the other I was the grocery. I was running through my grocery list in my head to make sure I did not miss anything. Evidently I was talking to my self. I looked up and everyone at the cash register was looking at me like I was that guy they saw on Americas most wanted. I just smiled and nodded. I wanted to run out the door.

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Which politician do you think is weird-looking? Congressman Dennis J. Kucinich of Ohio

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________ is not fun at all! Being anonymous

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Who else DOESN'T read Harry Potter? Harry Potter??? isn't he that colonel on MASH?

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Men yes/no: Would you accept $5,000 in exchange for sleeping with a beautiful woman in order to get her pregnant because her husband can't? After which, you must disappear and never tell her husband so he thinks it's his child? That is tough. There would be some sort of emotional attachment and sense of responsibility. Anonymously donating to a bank would be much easier.

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Man was clocked by lasar radar going 60 in a 40 mph zone...driving backwards! he plead guilty to driving backwards, but not guilty to speeding. what reason could he have had for not pleading guilty to speeding? He was rolling backwards down a hill in neutral and his brakes had failed. He could not stop. He could not turn around or he would roll over or fall of the edge of a cliff.

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Some ABers have very long names. If you are one of those ABers is there a shohrtened version we can use? Thanks it will help my typing fingers. :-) vince, vinny vin, or v all fine with me.

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What is something you might find in a Motel/Hotel Room? a sticky TV remote control.

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In street-fights, how are the rules determined? Can you gouge peoples' eyes, go for the throat etc or is there a "Code-of-ethics"? If you are Hank Hill you fight by the rules and assume everyone else does. That will get you seriously wounded. Look around, no referee, no rules.

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What is something that hops or jumps? Someone wearing those coil shoes. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7533555

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Are they serious ? Who in hell would wear these shoes? I saw those on an infomercial. Yeah it would be great to have shoes that would enable me to do a back flip, whether I wanted to or not.

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I hear that people "Cry over spilled milk".What else could be spilled that a person could cry over? A note left due to half of a glass of milk.

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Are you antagonistic? Only when necessary, and Sundays of course.

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Is agnosticism a religion? No, it is a theory.

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Too atheists and agnostics: Do you ever wish you could believe so that you could fit in better? Oh,god no.

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Have you ever sharted? If so did you tell anyone (except me), and was your underwear (if you was wearing any) and/or your pants so "caked" that you had to just throw them away, or was they salvagable? OK Joe Friday Yes yes/no tossed

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I'm disgusted with people and how they treat eachother socially to the point were I think its bother and waste of energy to try and relate or coexist with them. Do you think thats wrong? Better yet is this way of thinking leading me down a bad path? Leading you down the wrong path? Yes, unless you go off the grid completely and move out into the wilderness to live on you own it is leading you down the wrong path. If you do try this one day you will wake up and find out that other people have formed an opinion about you with out your input. You were not given a chance to refute falsehoods because you had no friends to stand up for you...

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Can we have an open discussion here? Why some one have to DR you simply because they don't like your question or your answer? I think it is not so much the answer as the topic. Some feel the need to protect their sacred cows by discouraging meaningful disagreement.

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Www.gucciofficial.com is it a scam website? From who.is.com This site is currently owned by: Registrar: XIAMEN CHINASOURCE INTERNET SERVICE CO., LTD. http://www.who.is/whois/gucciofficial.com/

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Who's looking forward to see Inglorious Basterds? It is the first movie I have seen on the big screen in a long while. It is excellent. It is violent (predictably) and there are quite a few subtitles. But Tarantino mixes some puns into the subtitles. Great sound track. I will watch it again.

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What is the best food to eat when you are under the influence? Almost anything deep-fried.

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What's that awful smell? It is those potatoes I forgot about in the bottom drawer.

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If Jesus was hanged instead of crucified, would you wear an noose around your neck? It is likely. Not that it would have happened, not likely that that it would be mimicked to show respect.

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Did your father come home and fix himself a cocktail at the home bar when he arrived from work? No, he stopped at the bar before he came home.

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Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony, so why can't we? Stevie wonder is blind.

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My pregnant old lady bitches all the time. My 8 year old left a half a glass of milk on counter, and she left me a half-page letter about it. should i shove her down the stairs? Just drink the milk and relax.

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Should we get rid of the dollar bill and replace it with the current dollar coins? Hasn't Canada done it already? Nobody seems to like the dollar coins. The only place I ever get them in change is the post office. When I give them a clerk they look at look at me like I am a kook. They are just for use in vending machines. I hope they catch on. They cost less, given how long they last.

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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? Yeah, once when I ran into an old friend. I guess I don't really look that close when I am brushing my teeth. Or I don't want to look that close.

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How do you stop judging people? Fix what is Really wrong with yourself and stop projecting.

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What would you put on a bologna sandwich? Mayo, lettuce, tomato, American cheese, and dill pickles.

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Is it time for a hair cut? It was time for a hair cut two months ago.

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Has anyone had a firework go off in there hand ( poll) When I was a kid it would happen once a summer.

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How likely is it that the top ABers are insomniacs or sleep deprived? What other disorders could take a user to the top ranks? OCD OCD OCD

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I noticed in the grocery store last week that they have vegitarian eggs! Whats up with that? I had to look this one up. Here's a picture http://www.rachelleb.com/2004/07/16/vegetarian-eggs/ I guess the chickens that lay the eggs are vegetarian. Kinda hard to eat a steak with that little beak.

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Why would someone put earrings on a dog? Perhaps in a misplaced attempt to attention from how goofy they look?

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Do you think Micheal Jackson is considered a legend? Jerry Lee Lewis married his cousin when she was 17, third marriage. Conflicting info on age (13?). He is still considered a legend, by some. Some people are blind.

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What's in the bag? (2009-08-21) an evil monkey

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Your in a traffic jam, air conditioning.....don't work, late to a job interview, armpits sticky, shirt sweat stained,wrinkled beyond belief in the back, shoes don't match, hungry, left wallet at home. What else could go wrong? You get pulled over for speeding trying to make up for lost time in traffic. No ID. Looking real nervous. Apparently unable to dress yourself.

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What is the most offensive song you have ever heard? Short people (I'm not even short and I was offended)

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Anybody remember rotary telephones? Do you still have one of those? We had one in our house. In those days you rented the phone just like we do now with cable TV boxes. The phone company took it back at when we upgraded.

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How often do you find yourself picking printouts up off a printer and immediately throwing them away? Quite often. I do reuse them as scrap paper before throwing them into the recycle bin, but it is wasted ink. Ink is not cheap these days.

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What will it take for you to lose your apathy? I don't know. Perhaps electroshock therapy. Anybody got a taser?

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Do Brita filter containers need to be maintained at full so the filter stays wet, or is it still functional if it's allowed to dry out? It needs to be wet. When you replace the filter the instructions say to soak the filter for X amount of time and then install. The refrigerator and a reasonable amount of water will keep the filter wet.

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What's the hardest worked appliance in your house? Today it would be the Air Conditioner.

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What will happen to a red rock when thrown into the Black Sea? It gets wet.

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If you pay your credit card in full every month, does that mean the interest rate doesn't apply? Is there a website that explains how credit cards work and what we should and should not be doing with credit cards? There is no interest on regular purchases if you pay it off in full every month. There will be interest and fees with a cash advance. The interest begins to accumulate on the day you withdraw the cash.

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Answer Bags favorite mother just made level 80 and now is our newest Swami. Please everyone stop by and congratulate her. She is a sweet lady and deserves our comments. Thank you all for supporting Mrs Cleaver. Way to go Mrs C! Does that mean we will have to address you as Swami Cleaver now?

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What stopped you from commiting suicide? I do not know. Quit marijuana, quit alcohol, quit caffeine, the Zoloft kills my sex drive. I have no reason to exist. I guess it would upset the family, but they are probably getting pretty tired of me anyway. EDIT: I guess I would have to say hope, Hope that things will get better and stay better.

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I'm starting an alternate rock band, what do you think I should name it? shredded doughnuts

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The other night i heard a noise on my roof, like something walking or crawling, and my dog did not bark at all, what do you think it is? A tree branch sagging from a recent rain and brushing across the roof as the wind blew?

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Old mac donald had a........ pharmacy, EIeiO

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Will they have football in heaven? After some of those Hail Mary passes, yes. I am guessing someone up there likes football.

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When you leave home or your car unattended do you always lock it? Why or why not? I live in a low crime area. The local criminals always get caught. But I still lock my car all the time and house all the time.

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Are you now, or have you ever been, a Lost fan? Stand me up against the wall.

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What's something specific you need to go shopping for? Some UF-B outdoor three conductor cable. What am I doing here? ; )

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Have you ever worn a tie with a t-shirt? My avatar is a picture of my tie dye. I don't wear it very often.

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Is there something that you hated when you were young but you love as an adult? Broccoli

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What tv show puts you to sleep? Professional Golf

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What are you still upset about? The Cavs not winning.

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What is Life itself? cereal with out milk. Or the ultimate sacrifice one can make.

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What is a myth about Lemmings? That they taste like chicken.

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Why so many freakin pasta shapes??They all taste the same? I think it something to do with the way it holds the sauce. Some are better for runny sauces others are better for thick sauces.

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Do you like Quentin Tarantinos films? Yes, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill 1&2... That new one looks interesting.

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Who made a bigger impact on rock: Leo Fender or Les Paul? Les Paul, RIP

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If the anti health care bill crowd have legitimate complaints, why do they keep dragging out the obvious lies (death panels, electronic funds transfer, health care for illegals, etc) to "support" their position? The Blue Dog democrats have some legitimate concerns about the bill. The Republicans are hoping they have found a chink in the armor of President Obama. So they trying the old divide and conquer. Divide the Democrat vote/ opinion further and discredit the president.

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Is it possible to bleach a five dollar bill, then print 20's and100's on them? With a lot of work, yes it is possible. The watermark is still a five dollar bill watermark. There are also a few other test that the bill would fail.

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Can time brake people down or make people beg and plead? why or why not? Time alone does not. Time alone can renew the spirit. Time coupled with torture can break a person down. It can also also make a guilty person person confess. Either way the tormentor is "right", in the end.

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Worst episode ever? The movie

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In the opening credits for The Simpson's, in the classroom there is a picture on the right hand side, who is the picture of? I'm guessing-- Beethoven or perhaps Bleeding Gums Murphy.

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Is someone that is homophobic really afraid of gays? They might be afraid to live in close quarters or share a common shower with someone who is gay. Their assumption being that all gay men want them.

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What ever happened with the bird flu? Haven't heard anything about it for a while. When I heard it called H1N1 I wondered the same thing. The avian (bird) flue is called H5N1. Here is a good link. It lets you know what not to worry about. http://www.cdc.gov/flu/avian/

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What does a very low temperature feel like? Feel free to share personal experiences. I have been in blizzards, -25F and very windy. My nose hairs would freeze together when I inhaled and it hurt like heck trying to unstick them. Best method I found was wiggling my nose like a rabbit. Couldn't stay out very long either.

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If it takes a minute to type a sentence are you buzzed or what? The old are you srone or stupid question. I guess I am stupid :-]

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What is the name of your black and white cat? Nancy's answer made me think of "penguin".

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Does anyone actually think there are "death panels" in Obama's health care plan? The initial sources do not believe it. The ones who heard it and repeated it might.

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Can you name a city with "ville" in it's name? There is a Hicksville not too far from me, not too close either.

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Four things that are always funny...Aligators, monkeys,Eddie Vedder's hair, and the dentist. Always funny! Make a joke? A monkey rides into a dentist office on an aligator. The dentist ask "What can I do for you?" The monkey said "Al's having real trouble breathing and the Vet is out to lunch." The dentist agrees to help out and ask the alligator to open wide. He reaches in and pulls out what looks Eddie Vedders hair. The alligator sneezes and and turns to the monkey. He says...

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I think we all know what "WTF" stands for. Can you think of another meaning for those letters? Where's The Fries ?

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Why do I have Epilepsy? First off, you need to remember that You have epilepsy, Epilepsy does not have you. It is just another one of your traits. Do not let it control your life. Sure take your meds, talk to your Doc, switch meds or dosages if things aren't working. Maybe even switch doctors if your doctor is not working. Find a local epilepsy support group. That is how I found my current Doctor. I still...

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If you were to get a pig as a pet, what would you name it? Oscar. His pen would the oscar mire.

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How excited are you that Japanese smart toilets will soon be introduced in the United States? Extremely excited, now I won't have to clean that stupid crapper anymore.

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What's in your fridge that no one ever uses? that third crisper

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People say only black people like fried chicken is this true? I am pretty sure Colonel Sander's is white. I'm white. anyone else? edit: make that "not black", I have live in the sticks too long.

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How do i find out if i can watch or get a CITV programme that used to be broadcast in the 90s? Two questions; Does CITV stand for Children's Independent TV? Which program were you looking for? I found this http://www.bad-influence.co.uk/

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What is your definition of a "townie"? The locals in a small college town. They usually live on the opposite side of town from the college campus.

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If someone says I Hate You, You Say____? I hate pickled eggs. *roll eyes and walk away*

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Why do people sit in front of there computer and ask question to people they didn't know? Huh?

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How offten do you use a dictionary? Not offten enof

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Should we have a drunk driving lane, since we give out clean needles the logic is about the same? Well, an admittion of guilt would make the police's job much easier. EDIT admission not admittion! spell check will get you everytime.

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Are you offended by burger kings texican whopper advert? I had not heard about it. I found this... The commercial isn't super-offensive (okay maybe it does tread on stereotypes a bit), but the print ad that has the luchador wearing the Mexican flag as a poncho is likely what angered Mexican officials the most. Said the ambassador, "This advertisement denigrates the image of our country and uses improperly Mexico's national...

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I think the US should have a law that all outdoor advertising (billboards, etc.) should be in English. What do you think? My grandfather had to learn English in the first grade. He was born in the US and raised in a German speaking household. I do not think we should ban another language just because we do not understand it. Heck, that is one less billboard to read. Are you worried that they are talking about you?

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Do you like the flavor of pork? Only when you add a lot of extra ingredients. I like bacon, ham, and BBQ ribs.

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In your opinion, What color is Lightening? Psychedelic white, white with a touch of purple to make it pop. I think.

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Are you a Giver or Taker? Somedays I have all I can Take and I don't GIVE a flying truck. Depends on the day.

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Why is the amazon rainforest important and to whom? It seems to be more important to people who do not live there. When we moved in to America we used the same slash and burn methods to clear some areas. The people in the rain forest want to do what we did, make a living. They need to clear the land to do so. Evidently there are undiscovered species that may save the world and cure all diseases in the rain forest. It also scrubs the...

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If the governemnt had a machine that could read everybody's thoughts, and used it to identify people planning to commit crimes before said crimes were committed, do you think that would be a good thing? No way. Somebody might want to ring the neck of the neighbor who keeps stealing their morning paper. They might visualize it. They probably will not do it.

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Apparently 2 billion people will contract swine flu. whats your thoughts on this? I am just as confused as most people. What ever happened to H5N1 (bird flu). It was Tamiflu resistant. Will they have a flu shot that prevents this with out a recurrence of the mess we had in 1976? The flu shot was more harm than good. Right now I am at the wait and see, hope for the best.

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When a protestor burns a flag, should it really be that offensive considering the flag was more than likely made in China? It is still offensive to the majority of Americans. If someone choose to buy their own or make their own and burn it in public they should be ready for retaliation. Even if they do not get beat up by the temporally insane bystanders most cities have an open flame law and inciting a riot law.

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What does Kingda Ka mean? What kingda ka do you drive???

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If only I could _____my life would be so much better! play guitar

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Do you identify ABers by their avatars or by their AB names? Avatar first, name second.

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If a female tourist flashed her breasts at me in a crowded bar, and I then threw flammable liquid over her and set her on fire for doing it, would you hail me as a hero? I followed the link. It looks sometimes No means NO. That guy groped her and flashed. She dealt with it. A female tourist flashing in a crowded bar would be putting herself in the position of weakness, not the attacker. If it offends you, you can turn away and not worry what might happen.

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When I was small the Nuns used to fry glass marbles and sell them for jewelry. Does anyone else remember this? There is a joke there but I am not going to say it. So that is how they made those.

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If you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do today? relax

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What is one positive thought that you can tell me about your brother in law or sister in law? He is a lieutenant on the police force.

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Some Christians use the symbol of a fish on their car,what is a good symbol for Atheists to use? ; ) A cat

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What shouldn't you do when you are drunk? The Best-man's speech at a wedding reception.

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If you are happy and you know it_________? ...then do not adjust you meds.

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Are we at the end of days. We always said this in church at the end of a prayer. "world without end, Amen." It no longer go to church, but it sounds contradictory.

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Seizures TERRIFY me! I'm not epileptic...And I had a dream that my epileptic friend had a seizure last night and we were in a room alone...I can't even think about it...What can I do to stop the dreams? How can I talk to her without offending her? Pretty much what Jenniferocious said I am an epileptic and I know how much my seizures can freak a person out. I learned that over time. I remember when I first started college. I did not tell my roommate that I was epileptic. I figured I would get around to it. He found out when I had a seizure. He freaked out a little. I had another roommate that I told up front and he said he wanted...

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If Arrested, How Would You Survive Safely in Jail Until You're Released? If you are just waiting to be arraigned, you will probably be in the cell 24/7. Just wait it out. Don't piss off your cellmate, if you have one. Don't ask why they are in. You can go two days without a shower easy if you are stuck in over the week end.

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Consonants or vowels, which are the backbones of syllables and words? Cnsnnts or oe ? I am going with Cnsnnts.

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Why is life so difficult? What would we learn if it was not difficult. Through adversity comes strength.

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What are some good names for a male cat? I called my cat Elvis. Ralph, the female cat, picked out the name. She did that little Elvis snarl when I brought him home. It was perfect. 9 lives - Elvis lives. Ralph also picked out her own name. The car ride from the ASPCA was a little bumpy.

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Ignorance is .......... ?(fill in blank) ... a warm puppy

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Is the light in the room you're in on or off? yes

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What is an alternate use for Jell-O? (Other than eating.) Office pranks - mix up jello, add contents of desk, chill in fridge, return to desk drawer. As seen on The Office

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What is at the center of the universe? Absolute nothing. Not dark matter, No cosmic background radiation, no black holes. Just a extremely slow expanding nothingness that will eventually contract and collapse.

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Was Mork on Mork & Mindy funny or annoying? Robin Williams was funny at first, but after a while it was like "Is that all you have got?" Kinda like Carrot Top or Cosby. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Mork you told that one already, about a million times.

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What do you draw from Buddhism? Inner peace and tranquility in a frazzled world. I am not a full-fledged Buddhist, it is just my one of my latest curiosities.

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I say "hot tea," you'd say ____________? where?! where?! oh, hot-- tea

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They say if you think your pet loves you "open the door" would yours leave? The cat I used to have would disown me for a squirrel in the yard, lighting bugs, kids running around, snow flakes, ... darn near anything. Come dinner time it was my best friend.

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How many times have you apologized to a fellow AB'er? Too many times and not enough times.

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What does TB, GB, MB, and KB stand for? Terabyte 10*10^12 Gigabyte 10*10^9 Megabyte 10*10^6 kilobyte 10*10^3

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when I say "solution"? Chemistry class

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Their snoring is louder than _______? Louder than God

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If we were ordering a pizza, what would be the one ingredient you'd insist on having on it? What would be the one ingredient you wouldn't eat the pizza if it had on it? I had a bad experience with a Hawaiian style pizza so no to pine apple ever again. Even though it was the beer that made me refund the meal. I guess I insist on pizza sauce as an ingredient. I will eat those other things with bean paste on them, but don't call them pizza.

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How many Spatula's do you own? 2 1/2. I really should throw that old one away.

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Half empty is a pessimist and half full is an optimist, since I ask was it filled or emptied to that point, what does that make me? a Buddhist ?

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Why are christians bigger porn customers than atheists? Maybe they are just doing research looking to bust the local porn shop on a technicality? Right.

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What should you do if the police pull you over? Be calm, sign the ticket, and hope the officer is not a dick about it. If it night I would turn on the dome light. Cops like being able to see what they are getting into.

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What is exactly is a 'near miss'? I have a lot of near miss marks on the passenger side of my car. When back into the garage barely scrape the edge of the wall or door frame. That is what a near miss is to me.

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Have you ever lied about your age online I'm too old to have lied to look older and I have no reason to lie to look younger. I always give my real age.

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Can you name a food that is considered a 'treat' but is healthy? Any fruit that is in season and grown locally, picked fresh.

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What is the past tense of the search engine term "to bing" (as in 'to google'= googled)? I sure hope it becomes binged and not banged. Someone did not think that through. Or did they?

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What is one word that finishes in "at"? splat

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Why do (some) women think all men care about is sex? Isn't that just the same as thinking all women care about is money? So you are saying all Men all worried about is keeping their money and all Women are worried about is staying virgin? That doesn't make sense. It is not a quid pro quo situation.

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How many INTELLIGENT people frequent this site?? I asked a fairly straightforward question and have not received a worthwhile reply. I guess I win for stumping the panel right?? Whoo-hoo!! Are you talking about the Pringles commercial? The monk was eating Pringles. Chill out and give the Q some time to simmer.

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What is one thing, that you don't see too often? A collie with a mullet.

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Why do they keep showing the movie "The Killer Tomatoes"? That theme song is darn catchy, that's why. It will be running through my head all day now.

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If child mollesters were sentenced to death, would you be able to press the button? Yes.

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How can a band scream and still be christian? I caught one of those bands on the local religious station. They seem a little angry. It was a bit of a spectacle to watch, mesmerizing. Then I changed the station.

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Are White Christian's that want limited Government the most hated people in America? They are just misunderstood. But where were they when Dick Cheney was expanding the Executive branch powers and overriding the legislative branch to get inside every Americans telephone and internet communications?

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What was the first cassette you bought? Up In Smoke/ Cheech & Chong those where the days : )

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Would it be funny if your car was stolen? If by funny you mean that odd feeling you get when you walk out to get in your and go to work, but the car is gone then Yes. Calling the Boss to tell him you are going to be late and not having a car, not so funny.

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Is there a correct answer, when it comes to ink blot Psychiatric test? When they show you the inkblot scream "Aliens!" and run out of the room.

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If atheists dont believe in god, or anything to do with god... then what do they think of time? example... it is 2007 AD... (after the death of christ) do they think that we should change how we view years on earth? instead of it being BC and AD? It seems to be the accepted standard. Just as Thor's-day is the accepted standard for the day before Friday.

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Hello, in the need of some industry news ,where could I find this information? Try Reuters http://www.reuters.com/finance/industries

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What would be a bad name, for a cruise ship? The SS Minnow

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How do magicians pull off their illusions so nicely? By getting you to look over here>>> when you should be looking over <<<there.

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Are you or someone you know a mute? I worked with two guys that were deaf/ mute. The one guy talked more than I did. It was a small shop and we all learned a little ASL. The other guy would get frustrated and he only talked to people who were articulate at signing.

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Still asking about the pale yellow capsule I found. ST-2 on one side, 224 with line underneath, 3058 under line. Please don't tell me to try the drug searches, I've tried them all and come up with nothing. I need a real answer. Thanks It sounds like the capsule is Stacker 2 Ephedra Free, an Over the Counter "fat burner"

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Which cancelled TV show would you bring back if you had the power? Life on Mars

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What recently struck you, as odd? That music cheers me up a little and how I odd it is that I completely forgot that fact.

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When are you going to get a hair cut? Yeah, yeah, yeah, stop bugging me or I will never get it cut!

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Does water have a consciousness? (u'r gonna love this one) If you asking if a stream of water is the same as a stream of thoughts I am going with no. Water does not have awareness. It is ruled by gravity, wind, and magnetism.

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What is one, advertising slogan, that really sticks with you? "By Mennen" (yup, my speedstick is kick in)

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Who here thinks that microsoft sucks? Right now it leaves a lot to be desired. When they connect to Cloud Computing thing may improve. Then again they may get exponentially worse. http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9115978/Microsoft_will_soon_release_Windows_Cloud_OS_Ballmer_says

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WOW! That Obama is making George Bush look like a great POTUS is weird, isn't it? By this in his presidency, George had not even dealt with international affairs.

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When reading do you use bookmarks or do you just dog-ear the pages? I use the library card or a scrap of paper as a book mark.

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If you wrote a book about your life would people want to read it? If I wrote it, no. If someone else wrote it, yes. My life is one freaking surprise after the other.

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Why is this Q nonsense? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1562144 I used to work in "Over The Rhine" in Cincinnati.

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How do you "do nothing"? Master the art of mushiryo consciousness. You just think about not thinking. Momentary ignorance is biss.

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Your car won't start, what's the first thing you do? Go down the checklist. Is there power? Do the lights and radio work? Is there fuel? is the battery connected securely? If it has power but does not click when I turn the key I check the solenoid/ starter? Then I cuss.

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What is something humorous to put on a tombstone? (NOT TRYING TO BE OFFENSIVE HERE- this is a serious question). Ex: "I overslept" Could you step a little to the left and shuffle your feet? I got an itch.

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Name me a song that i would love Rock on by David Essex, 80's Glam-Rock. I don't who came up with that term.

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Do you enjoy a good futon, or do you despise them? The one I had was comfy at first. But it got at bunch up and dented. It was a pain to remove and wash the cover. Sometimes I just slept on the floor. I think they have improved a little bit over the years.

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A new law in america stated that doctors are no longer allowed to operate on their children.A father and his son wer in a car accident.The son was taken to the hospital.The doctor approached and said:i cannot operate on this one..he's my son?" How is this The doctor is the boy's Mother or he delivered mail to pay his way through Med school.

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Is to say someone is black or white racist? It can sound that way. If constantly refer to someone as "my black/white friend" people are going to wonder what you are expecting in return. Are you expecting praise for having accepted someone beneath you as a friend. On the other hand if you need to describe him or her to a some one that does not know their name it is it easier to use a general description, like black or white.

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The ghost of Billy Mays is haunting your dreams. What is he trying to get you to buy? A pack of smokes. aargh, make it stop.

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What are some things that men are good at? saying the absolute wrongest thing at he wrong time because they have no clue who's doing what to who.

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Do you believe, that is Sarah Palin ran for President in 2012, that she would have any chance? She was chosen to counter the Hillary Clinton Vote. She is a female governor, until august 09. If Hilary runs in '12 then she might. Otherwise the republicans will run a white male, again.

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Can you ask a lie? What is the best way to wash my Ferrari? or Has any one seen my latest movie? Extreme examples, but yes you can ask a lie.

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What is the most offensive way you can use "etcetera" in a sentence? _____ do you take this woman in sicknes and in health, etcetera, etcetera

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Does anyone else have a tiresome relationship with their father, as an adult? My Dad died when I was 18. I still miss him. I went to his grave yesterday. We did not get along great when I was young, but now I know why he drank so much.

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Why do people whine so much? whinot

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About which book are there the most questions on Answerbag? The Cat in the Hat? or The Bible.

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Have you ever felt unappreciated at your job? congratulations on reaching the goal thereby raising the average and increasing the next goal(quota). More work, same money, and the boss gets a bonus for your good work. YES.

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I know im gonna get slammed for askin this question but im gonna ask it anyways. How many people (not fans of MJ)are fed up with hearing 24/7 about MJ ? I just wanted to see if there was more people besides me that is fed up with this stuff! Another hand goes up.

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If you can ask Prsident bush one question what would it be? Good job, numbnuts.

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Do you think that people are overreacting about the death of Michael Jackson? Yes. If he was in concert at the Staple's Center it would make the entertainment page. If his funeral is there it starts the news and ranks it's on air time. We are told that if we do not care, we are racist. Maybe we do not care because of what he did.

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Who was the happiest president of the US, and why? (humor appreciated) Gerald Ford. He didn't even have to run for Vice President(Agnew did). The job just fell on his lap.

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Why don't you just give me back my car now? It is a little banged up. I tried that 4 car, 4 way intersection riddle out. I need to buff out some scratches.

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Do you think that the entire island—complete with its past—was created by Walt? That would would be weird. Walt and Vincent the dog are the sole survivors. Walt was reading that Spanish comic book that Hurley gave to him. Walt was also an observer. He could pick up and stitch together details of the passengers. Interconnecting details that they themselves were not even aware of. Of "the powers that be" have ruled out "it was a dream" ending. They...

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Get _______? bent

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Is anyone else having similer computer malfuntioning problems right now? I think that it's the internet connection.?* Yep and I can not cus out loud. It is way too quiet here some nights.

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What length prison term should Bernard Madoff be given? Until he works off what he owes his former clients, working in the prison cafeteria.

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4 cars are driving towards a 4 way intersection. they maintain the same speed and never slow down the entire time. once they get to the intersection, none of them crash though they go the same speed. how is this possible? There is a ramp at the intersection on either side of one lane. So the the Northbound car passes the Southbound car because they are different lanes. The Eastbound car passes the westbound car in the air, above the the NB and SB cars. Just like a demolition derby figure 8 with ramps.

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A person who has been drinking for 10 years and now stopped what do you call that person? smart, but going through a bit of an adjustment.

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Why is it that the questions that come up in the Needs Answers tab all have points? How do the questions get points, but yet no one answers the question? Do you give points to questions that you don't answer? I may give points to questions that you don't answer if I... * like the question, but I am stuck on answer. * like the question, but it does not apply to me. * The question made me laugh and my only response would be lol or hehe and it has become obvious that that can irate some people. * I am not feeling talkative.

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Can you describe yourself in one word? damned

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What does Einstein's equation "E=mc*2" Mean? Einstein is McManiacCrazy

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What do you call the mushroom that walked into the bar and bought a round of drinks for everyone? fun Gus

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Do you ever feel you are treated like prawns on a cheeseboard? nope ( 8(|) stupid spellcheck...

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What old movie did you last see? Good Will Hunting

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Whats your favorite Ben and Jerry's ice cream? New York Super Fudge Chunk.

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What flavor ice cream would Bad Humor make? spinachpops and beetsicles

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Are you crazy? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the bleep do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK. :)

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I am just about ready to ________? run away.

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Donut, Scone, or Muffin? donut

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Billy Mays is dead now too! What is your reaction? Freaked out. I just posted a Q about him 2 days ago. I rarely post a question. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1540586 Beyond that stunned and I will miss the never to be seen commercials, however annoying. *palms forward like an airplane salute to Billy*

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The first time you used a computer, how old were you & do you remember anything about the computer? The Atari 800XL that I bought out of my hard earned money. Those things were not cheap(price). I was about 16 years old then.

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When was the last time you looked in the mirror and said "man am i getting old"? This morning.

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Why is the US instigating dissent among Iranians? The Iranian instigated the protest themselves. They where asking outside help. The sign carried by Farci speaking Iranians were in English. Some of the protesters didn't even know what their signs said. If we do offer humanitarian aid it will better than what we did in Iraq. In Iraq we went looking for weapons of mass destruction that were not there. We created a situation that...

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About a month ago, a huge boulder fell on my hand and crushed my finger. a few weeks later, I nearley got killed by a screen that fell out of a window, and I lost my carrying case for my nintendo ds, and my pet bird died. Do you think God is punishing me? Sorry about the screen dude. Can I have it back now?

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Do you agree with this: People who tell other people to get a life don't have a life themselves? Yes, sometimes. It is as if you were at a drive-up window and they where placing their order.

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Help!!! we are stuck on a ________ sand bar

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Why the liberals like Letterman feel they have no boundaries, and can say everything they wanna say to smear other people? ... today it's Bristol Palin, tomorrow it will be some other victim? Does Dave feel immune about not ever being fired? Iran has a pretty good handle on their media. Move there.

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How do you handle people who have no sense of humor? I am not religious ( or atheist, or agnostic) but I can image that a lot of people are offend that you chose god with a capital g as your screen name. Check and see if "Bast" is taken. (cat god)

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If your church is going to campaign for certain candidates for public office give one legit reason they should NOT pay their share of taxes like every other group. There was a time when it was taboo for a preacher to publicly declare his politics. It was against their code of ethics. I guess they found a loophole.

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Why you drive on a highway and pick your speed, do you manitain it or do you go down 15 or 20 mph and then speed back up? Semi's excluded I tend to stay with the flow of traffic. Somedays that would be 75 MPH, others 5 MPH. The odd man out, that slow driver, is a road hazard. Everyone who approaches them has to change lanes, increasing the chance of an accident.

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There is nothing called " tree ". Do you agree? I am leaning towards disagree.

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Have you ever prank or make fun of your grandma? I never pranked or made fun of my Grandma. I would however make fun of my grandpa. He was always yelling at us grandkids for something we had done. We would mock him behind his back.

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Is there such things as aliens? If so why do they exist? Aliens do exist. They are disguised as doctors! That answer makes NO senses here, I know vvv

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Can you think of any other words to substitute 'pull' and 'push' (the door signs)? "yank" and "shove"

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Why are retarded people so happy all the time? god, you sure ask some weird questions.

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What time does beer o'clock start? As soon as the local bar or tavern opens.

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Does domestic violence occur when no-one's looking? No-one but the victim. But sometimes the neighbors are listening and not reacting.

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Which bird rocks the most? the fragle

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I got pulled over in Union, NJ for having a loud muffler. Is it illegal to have a performance muffler in NJ? The cop didn't use a decimeter. It is odd what some municipalities put up with. Where I live now it is common to drill holes into your muffler or have a high powered diesel that pours out black smoke. You could not get away with that in a larger city. I guess it depends on what the local residents will put up with. They are the ones bugging the police.

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Did you know that I am now a Grandmother!!!!? Congratulations!

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I feel no sympathy to Michael Jackson because I find the out of court settlement dodgey. Am I bad? No after the way he answered Ed Bradley was just creepy. "Well, let me say, from my perspective, my experience, I don't know any 45-year-old men who are not relatives of the children who share their bedroom with other children," Bradley remarked. "Well, what's wrong with sharing your bed?" Jackson asked. "I didn't say I slept in the bed. Even if I...

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How many cell phones have you owned in your lifetime? Zero

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I call Walmart, Wallyworld - Do you have a nickname for any store? I call walmart Wallyworld too. I call McDonald's Mickey D's even though I never go there.

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What had we better get used to? the heat

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Anybody need a room mate? I have a feeling when I get the power bill I might be considering it.

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Have you ever done anything illegal and got away with it? What, like speeding? yep.

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Cheetos? Fritos? or Doritos? Doritos. Fritos are good when mixed in with something, like a walking taco, all the stuff you put on a taco in a Fritos bag. The chips are the shell.

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First Farrah Fawcett, now Michael Jackson... who's next? Ed Mcmahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Micheal Jackson; I guess that is your trio.

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About how many "is Micheal Jackson dead" related questions besides this one do you estimate are on AB already? I saw 6 on that page, including yours.

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I think fill in the blank questions are ___________?can you fill in the blank? ...for inquiring minds

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What will Michael Jackson be best remembered for? He's dead? Good. He will be remembered for that.

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What should you never say to a nerdy person? Are you a Trekkie? (as opposed to Are you a Trekker?)

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Do you think people perceive you in the same way you see yourself? I know they don't. I have given up trying.

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What's your credit card number? 8675-3098-6753-0986

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You placed a note under a strangers windshield wiper blade, what does the note say? (humor welcomed) test positive, call me.

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Can you spell? Lousy, I use spell check every time.

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Where abouts in georgia did the devil go? Judging by the red clay on the tires of my car after driving through Georgia, the devil went everywhere.

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Ever eat a pine cone? To the best of my knowledge, No. But God only knows what they sneak into some of those healthy cereals.

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Do you laugh everyday? Yes, with the help of AB.

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CCR or Skynard? CCR

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Have you ever loaned money to a friend who didn't pay it back to you? Are you still friends with them? I have loaned $15 to my friend and he hasn't repayed it back yet, although he said he would the next day. Now I don't trust him anymore. I learned early on to just call it a gift and totally forget about it. People tend to pay personal debts off last, after all the others. You can't buy a friend for $15, don't lose one over $15.

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What shouldn't you do with cooking oil? Boil it.

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Why does a male generally wait 3 days after calling? They read in Maxim or there friends told them "that's the rule"

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Do you like roller coasters? i love them The roller coasters at the amusement park make me sick. The roller coaster of life can be fun.

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Do you know what "PBR" stands for? Pabst Blue Ribbon. Doe they still make that?

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What do you think of a man who cannot cook for himself? I would think that he does put being a gourmet chef very high on his list.

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If you were a blade of grass, what is your worst nightmare? mmm fertilizer good, mmm haircut good, yikes crazy redneck with flame-thrower weed killer! or salt

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In the US a women is physically abused every 7 seconds. 45% of ER visits by women are due to dom. violence. Do those figures bother anyone else? That number seems high, but I did find a lot of stats saying "...every 15 seconds" and "35% of ER visits...". I found this "A woman is physically assaulted within her home every 15 seconds. Nearly 6 million women will be battered in any single year, and more than 25% of adult women in this country are likely to be victimized during an intimate relationship." ...

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What do you believe is a just punishment for child molesters? Tattoo child rapist on their forehead and throw them into prison for life, as long as it last. Put them in the general population. No special treatment or isolation.

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When a 600 pound gorilla sits on a fence what time is it? 8 up

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Who else here is hesitant to answer Anonymous questions?* I wonder about intent. Especial if it is the first and only question ever asked. Are they a sock puppet or are they sincere? Are they just stirring up trouble? Everyone here is as anonymous as they want to be. Why bother hiding even further. Pick a phony name and a generic icon and go with it. (I wish I had.)

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Do you find it odd that a man in his 40's has to visit his parents everyday? They drink coffee until he's a train wreck. He probably F-ing hates it but when he brings it up his parents remind him that they will be dead soon. It is a guilt trap.

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What is something you might see while stoned? The pizza guy

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Did you know that our doomsday vault is in norway Is it safe to say you are conCERNed?

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Should the kkk be illegal? Their actions can be illegal. The Southern Poverty Law Center represents those who have been victimized. Here are a few examples: http://www.splcenter.org/legal/hategroups.jsp

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Are you prepared for the apocalypse? I heard WalMart has an "apocalypse readiness kit"; ) I think I'll go pick one up : )

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If you were given nothing, would you have something? nope

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Isnt marijuana the best thing on earth? What! are you high?

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Is it just my computer or is the AB layout suddenly all screwy for you as well? Mine has changed ,too.

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4 cars are driving towards a 4 way intersection. they maintain the same speed and never slow down the entire time. once they get to the intersection, none of them crash though they go the same speed. how is this possible? They are on a car carrier / transport.

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WHOA!! AB just went wacko again!!! I like it. It is nice for goofballs like me that get brain lock.

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Why is it so hard to believe in yourself? It comes from years and years of negative reinforcement. At first it makes you fight, but eventually you buy in.

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What's the first thing that pops into your head when I say "Reagan"? Gumby saying "Well, there ya go again"

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Do you find Germans, on average, to be quieter and more serious than other Europeans? Somewhat, until they enter the brauhaus.

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Have you ever been in a mental institution? I have,so you're safe...*???* I was in voluntarily for a couple days. It was a while ago. I had down was have a bit breakdown. The guy in my room had one ankle monitors on and he spent the whole time talking to invisible people. The lady down the hall had stabbed her husband multiple times. I was supposedly in safe/ low risk wing. The food was good and they let us have smoke breaks inside the building. I was glad...

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What is the selfishness in giving?* Expecting something in return, such as a gift or acknowledgment.

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Of Disney's Snow White, which of the seven dwarfs are you? sleepy and grumpy nite all! Oh I'll wake up in three hours, stop laughing.

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What country do you vote off this planet? Antarctica, yup, I know it's a continent.

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If you say something stupid or wrong, does it bother you for a long time or can you just laugh it off? Bugs me forever

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Does your signature always match? No, thanks to those crumby touch pads.

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Are you a member of the site StumbleUpon.com? I was. No s-ware loaded on this computer.

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When the girl said to dawkins "What if your wrong?" do u think his answer was a little bit childish or is it just me. opinions please! thank u I don't recall the Artful Dodger's answer, but it probably was childish. Edit: oh, that Dawkins. I thought you were talking about Oliver Twist. His answered sounded a bit rehearsed. He probably intended to offend the questioner as much as she offended him, or at least make her think differently.

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What is that makes the maths harder? ax iam

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What flavor ice cream would you like? How many scoops? What do you want on your ice cream? Cone or cup? Double dip, double chocolate-chip

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Any tips on getting reception with the new converter boxes? Check with tvfool.com or antennaweb.com to get an idea how high to place your antenna. You may get away with placing it in the attic or on a balcony. Use some sort of signal amplifier and put it as close to the antenna as possible. That way you will not amplify the line noise.

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Do you use Rain X on your Windshield? I use Invisible Glass. It is tricky to put on but it makes a difference.

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What mexican food are you? http://www.blogthings.com/whatmexicanfoodareyouquiz/ You are Nachos You are outgoing and generous. You love to share you life with other people. You are carefree and light-hearted. You try to always make the best of things. While you enjoy being with other people, you also value your alone time. You like to reflect, think, and pick things apart. You like to study everything carefully. ( 8(l) mmm, nachos.

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How nerdy are you? (Take the nerd test) Took And posted it to my profile. I think that is an instant passing grade.

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Who here on AB hates Father's Day? I don't hate it. It is more like dread. My paternal grandparents are gone as is my father. It is just a reminder that if I had kids it might mean something to me.

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If three salesmen can sell three stoves in seven minutes, how many stoves can six salesmen sell in seventy minutes? It depends on demand. Maybe the market is saturated at 3 stoves/ 7 minutes.

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Zack has just turned 40 today!!!who would join me in wishing him a happy birthday? Happy birthday, you old fart! Don't forget, The Red Green show is on PBS at 10:00PM on Saturday nights.

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Type your name with your elbows. What comes up and what is your actual name? aaM, --close--

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If I won't quit, how can I be beaten? Your mind takes over and turns against you.;-)

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When you were a kid, did you love to go bearfoot? Yes. As a kid I could run across a gravel driveway and not think twice about it. Now I would probably cry.

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Bang your head on the keyboard. What letters show? For me (pause as i bang my head on the keyboard) ghbnghtyb y y y y y y dont i remember

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Where can I find a list of things about 1994? everybody get me what I want and stop wasting my time fatass look it up lazy. I only want the nice people to answer this question. give this a try http://www.cuil.com/search?q=1994 expand the box in the upper right hand of the screen

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Can I clean gutters myself? If you have a ranch style or single level you can get an attachment for a shop vac that blows the leaves out. You can do that from the ground.

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How long ago did you stop smoking cigarettes? 09/01/08 and I am still uses nicotine replacement lozenges. Yup, well past 15 weeks. oops: still using ^

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Do you like the Dark Chocolate Peanut M&M's? Yes.

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Why are you in my house well i'm waiting? Hey I paid the rent today. The check is in the mail. Quit hassling me landlady!

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OK, i've decided to run for President of the U.S. Based on what You may know of me already, would you vote for me, and would You like to be my V.P. choice? *Due to the confidentiality, please, no questions at this time. Thank you* =D Hey Joy I would vote you for President! Just pick someone for V.P. that would make you bulletproof, the person nobody wants to become president. By the way, you are welcome back to my friends list if you want. I got a little click happy the other day and deleted friends.

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Have you deleted any friends on AB? If so, what was the reason for it? Yeah, I got the feeling that they wanted me gone. A few others left right after that or maybe it was a glitch.

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Think of some of your favorite songs, then add "in my pants" to the end of the title. What are some funny names you can come up with? Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

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Do you secretly harbour racist thoughts you won't admit in front of anyone? Uprate if you do (no one will ever know you did it -- it's anonymous). Downrate if you don't. The +/- overall score should be revealing. I have had and probably still have prejudice thoughts. Prejudice based on not knowing. I do not maintain this falsehoods once I find out the truth. In my mind, that would be racist.

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What has the affect of swine flu had on you mentally or physically? No, not this year. Maybe in a few years I will worry about.

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Why did God make fossils? So that we could slowly figure out the truth about evolution. There was not a whole lot of room in the Bible.

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Am I right? I don't know, but your profile page is .. uh different

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What catchs people's eyes Odd hats, really odd hats.

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How open would you be, to getting sound advice from the underside of a bottle cap?...good idea? Sorry you lose, drink another (responsibly)

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What is the funniest sitcom episode ever from 80s or 90s? Which sitcon was it from? "the contest" on Seinfeld. Who would make a bet on that?

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Why do people think Islam is terrisom They do not know any Islamic people personally. Fear of the unknown leads to avoidance of the unknown.

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Did you know that I'm the janitor at MIT? Only one janitor, wow they have downsized.+4

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If you had to eat one of your pets to survive, which one would it be? Could you ever look your children in the face afterwards? Our rabbits used to "run away" all the time when I was a kid. A little white lie goes a long way.

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Who sings nock nock nocking on heavens door the best bob dylan

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What is going on in our brains when we sleep? delta waves and a variety of dreams or nightmares.

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Which game show would you be terrible at playing? "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" past $50,000 those questions are obscure.

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When do you grunt? Between "War" and "What is it good for.."

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How do I get certain people to stop buying me things? Some people buy stuff obsessively. They can't stop. They buy for themselves and everyone they know. Just tell them you will still be friends as long they stop buying random stuff for you. The person could be have feelings for you also and is buying gifts to show affection.

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One of my neighbors stole my recycling bin. Is this grand theft or the ultimate act of recycling? You could take it back when he sets out to the curb next week. If he is using it as furniture, I would have to go with "the ultimate act of recycling". That is just wrong, though, so wrong.

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What has war done for the world? divvied up the land and create super powers

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Has your cat ever "spoken" to you - what did it say? "beware of strangers"

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Are you a self-conscious person? Nah, just paranoid.

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Would you please rate my my drawing of Stewie 10 being best 1 being worst? see drawing in my answer. I would give it a 9. Now try draw drawing a profile. ;)

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The problem with women is _______________. Once they think they have read your mind, they won't change theirs.

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If you feel torturing terrorists is legitimate and justified, how do you know who the terrorists are? They offer cash money for anyone who turns in a suspected terrorist. It is a quick way to get cash and get rid of that annoying neighbor. I do not feel that the ends justify the means. It is just a witch hunt that angers more people and creates more terrorists.

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Does it disgust anyone else that given recent events we all now feel like we have to question every time we hear of one of our fellow ABers passing on? Yes I do. At least now I know why it has been so weird around here lately.

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Which one of these is regarded as rude/offensive in America...sticking your tongue out at someone or sticking two fingers up to them (index finger and middle finger of the right hand)? In the U.S. the index and middle finger, palm forward means peace. It used to mean V for victory. In Europe it means something negative when done palm backward. I suppose the sticking your tongue out is more offensive, but not a fight provoking gesture.

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Can you really laugh at yourself or do you get upset when laughed at? I can laugh at my self, some days. Other times, I am not in the mood.

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Have you ever fallen asleep in a recliner? Ahh, yes I have. Maybe I can get 6 hours of sleep in a row. Thanks for jogging my memory.

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We have had a natural disaster in my area recently. What do you think of the people that come to drive around and sight-see at the destruction in others peoples lives? If you are not there to help, get lost. No one wants lookey-lues, scam artists, or thieves around at a time like that.

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Does your car insurance cost over $200 per month? Mine runs about $88.00/month on the bi-annual plan.

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How do I know the size of flapper to get for my toilet? Trace it on to a piece of paper. You could also use a couple of old plastic grocery bags as a crapper flapper wrapper and take the whole thing in to the store.

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Can you read backward? nwod edispu dna drawkcab

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Letterman or palin? Letterman, hands down. I kind of chuckled when I heard the joke the first time. When I heard Letterman reading Palin's response and re-telling the joke, I cracked-up laughing. What or who will Palin NOT exploit to get publicity?

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I'm a little curious, are there even any "good girls" out there anymore. I tend to attract girls with how shall I put this, "loose morals." The type of girl I'm looking for is nothing like that, but I just can't seem to find her. Maybe you are looking in the wrong places. Try joining a church group.

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Does anybody really come here for answers? I found this sight looking for a legitimate answer. Now it is mostly to socialize. I still find out helpful things.

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What is that song that goes like, "abcdefghijklmnop"? dazed and confused?

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If your husband asked you to appear on the Maury Povich show so that he could tell you a secret, would you go? --- Why or why not? If it were my wife, No way. I don't even like airing my dirty laundry locally. Why would I want to give all my friends, family, and neighbors a chance to have their own personal video of it all.

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How do you make money without you getting an job? You play the guitar on MTV That's the way you do it..

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Have you ever bought anything that was "factory refurbished?" If so, were you satisfied with the purchase? Yes I have. I have bought a few rebuilt alternators that did not work. It is a pain take them out, return them, and install the new one. Not to mention the down time on your car. I have worked in an electronic repair shop. If the product passed the basic test, or barely passed it was shipped. It was all about quantity, not quality. Sometimes you luck out. You always have the option of...

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Chrysler's bankruptcy appeal accepted by Supreme Court -- delay could scuttle Fiat deal and result in liquidation of Chrysler. For those who had the fantasy that all bankruptcies end in reorganization, evidence enough? See LINK: The state of Indiana had secured shares in Chrysler. The UAW did not. Both parties were treated equally in in the FIAT buyout. The secured shares would normally get preference. hence the name secured. It has been overruled and the sale will go as originally planned. At least the law maker's in Indiana can say they tried.

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What do you think this bear is thinking? See picture.. He is praying for the rain to stop so the people with pic-a-nic baskets come back and give him some food.

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I have an oblong white pill about 3 cm thick (1/8th of an inch thick) with numbers 414 written on it. any ideas? Use it to deodorize your trashcan. It works wonders.

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How is your concentration? Take this quick 2 minute test. I got a 64. Hey, I finished the test. Aren't there any points for Oh look a squirrel.

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What's the weird feeling you get when you don't know what to think? ambivalent intrigue

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"I can't take someone with the name _______________ seriously." (fill in the blank?) Doyt, Merlin, or Fred

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Can men color their hair with womens hair coloring? Why not. It would have to look better than that five minute shoe polish stuff.

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Why don't people start breeding cats to make 'em have as wide a variety of sizes, appearances, & behaviors as dogs? It'd be good for a few yuks, if nothing else. Hmm... a wiener cat, a teacup cat, a drug sniffing cat (catnip does not count), an attack cat, etc. Good Idea, off to the lab.

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Is it possible to have more than one "the time of your life"? One of teachers in highschool used to always say don't listen to anyone how says "These are the best years of your life". If they are, then what do have to look forward to. Sure, it is possible to have more than one.

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Can you get hair extensions on a bald head? We now return you to Oprah.

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What's something you might find out from a fortune cookie? lucky numbers "you will meet a stranger with good news" "you be hungry in one hour"

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Is guilt real? It is the cornerstone of Catholicism. Yes, it is real.

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So what do you use Windex for? I use for everything but windows; glass coffee table, mirrors, TV set, porcelain stuff in bathroom.

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What would you think if you knew two adult men were living in the same house, no one else ever comes or goes from there, and they have window boxes with geraniums in them all around the outside? I would think that they might be brothers, or friends sharing the rent, or whatever. The flowers could have came from a funeral, memories of a lost wife.

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Would you choose maple syrup or pancake syrup? Maple syrup wins over corn syrup dyed brown.

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How often do you have to edit posts due to mistypes? to often. Usually grammar mistake, like "to" instead of "too". yeah, that was on porpoise.

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Why do men string woman along especially if they are pretty woman? Because it is better to have a pretty female friend than it is to get shot down by a pretty female. There is also a fear/ not worthy factor at play. Is that what you mean by "string along" - To keep (someone) waiting or in a state of uncertainty?

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How bad is second hand smoke? My mother smoked constantly inside the house from the day I was born and continues to do so. I moved out when I was 18, and have spent 2-3months/yr in her home since then. Am I likely to have lung damage? Have you ever tried to paint over walls that were coated with cigarette smoke? It is a pain. You have to buy special primer. Move a picture off the wall and you will see the contrast. That can not be good for your lungs. The lungs do heal. I quit smoking and I can breath better already. I read somewhere that they fully heal in 15 years.

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If you could taste hate how would it taste to you Skunk chitterlings

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Do you think the weatherman/woman shouldn't be so negative about the rain and snow? I think they are trying to appear compassionate like your best friend. "Oh, I am so sorry that your picnic will be canceled."

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Do you think that blogs e.g. facebook and bebo are mostly for attention seekers? or nosey people? I signed up to find classmates. This summer would be our 25th year reunion. The economy may change that. I also looked up former co-workers. The ones that had signed up are the last ones I would ever want to see. There may be some truth to that- attention seekers.

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If someone dies while performing autoerotic asphyxiation it's suicide. but if they die because they were driving wrecklessly or drunk, it's an accident. why?what's the difference? neither intended to die... He died from reckless operation. No one will think twice. Call your senator and start a bill.

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Is it uncommon to be paranoid? Of your goldfish, yes. Of the government, no.

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My glasses frame broke, so I had to have it soldered together. It was only a little dan, but the solder contains lead in it. I am now wearing the glasses, and I am feeling nausea. Is this lead poisoning, or Am I just nauseous for some other reason? Worry more about ingesting the lead. Wash your hands after soldering and before handling food. Contact with your skin should not matter.

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What would be your idea of an unusual object to be employed as a percussion instrument? A trash dumpster, using a auto-fire paint gun for the percussion.

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WTF! Have you plans to attend this crazy picnic? For some reason it reminds me of the Hells Angels security used at the Who concert.

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Who would you like to have live in your closet? Rush Limbaugh. That way I could bring all my friends over, open the door, and say "See, told ya!".

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DO NOT ________!!!! What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank? ... steal other's answers

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What hapens when you overdose yourself with pills do you die right away? No, you usually have a long time in pain regretting what you did.

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How many light bulbs in your house are the older incandescent type and how many have you changed to the newer fluorescent ones? I changed almost all of them to florescent. I kept the old bulbs to replace the ones that I did not change. These are the ones I rarely use anyway.

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What is your opinion on the saying, "All dogs go to heaven?" ... and how do you like this sign war about it? ... see link ... My tormenting neighbor's dog will going to hell. They would not put up with that in heaven. But, regarding the sign war; the Catholics win.

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What is the last thing you killed? And don't say "time" I pulled some weeds out of the garden today. Before that I killed an annoying insect in the house.

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Were you boring before boring was cool? Boring is cool? woo hoo!

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What is one word that sums up your life as a whole? what did you call me! ;-)

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Would you like to work at a job you love for little to no pay or work at a job you detest for millions? The job I love, easily the job I love.

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Why u r still alive? I honestly have no idea.

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Which is more dangerous, cocaine, or crack? Crack, crack got its name from cracking down cocaine or breaking it down into a more pure form. Nowadays all kinds of ingredients are added along the way making it even worse.

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What is your Body Mass Index (BMI)? 6'0" 155lbs 21.0 http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/ (from combined post)

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Should worthless celebrities be killed or at least removed from the tv so our kids WILL STOP TRYING TO BE LIKE THEM? Killing the celebrity would make them more popular. Remove them from TV would make them forbidden fruit. No, that would not work.

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when i say "youtube"? Andy Warhol was right about the fifteen minutes theory.

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My AB friends are very questionably active...i mean its not like im a question virgin...i guess when you think you know everything theres not much for you to ask...maybe i know everything except the right questions...is that possible? I have the same problem. I think of stuff when I am offline. I just need to jot it down somewhere.

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If somebody told you to Chillax.......what would you do...? :-Þ~~~~

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What would you write on the moon for everyone to see? "Hoof Hearted", just to hear people wordwide repeating hoof hearted?.

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Faith or Hope? Hope. Hope is usually based on concrete premise. Faith is blind trust.

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Tough_____________? cookie

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Should lying be against the law? No. (or maybe I am lying?)

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Is General Motors bankruptcy entirely their fault, or do the financial wizards of Wall Street who made all those bad home loans have any responsibility for the lack of new car buyers? Check this NY Times story. I think this snippet from the link sums it up nicely. "Mr. Wagoner was able to hold on to his job for longer than people expected, as G.M.’s stock fell steadily from about $70 when he took charge at the start of the decade. It closed at 75 cents a share on Friday."

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Which feels more organic to you, marijuana or tobacco? Mass marketed tobacco is filled with surprise ingredients. If marijuana was legal the same thing would happen it. But you do not know what was sprayed on the marijuana plants either. Some of those pesticides are nasty and not controlled by any regulations. Flip a coin.

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Is soylent green people? people? Yeah it is. They pack into non-transparent plastic tubes and call it hamburger.

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What is something you have that is expired or soon to be expired? I have some eggs in the fridge that say "buy by May 15". They should go.

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The process of converting a liquid to vapor is known as evaporation

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Are you left or right-brained? Take the quiz - http://www.testcafe.com/lbrb/. I am right-brained, but it was pretty close - 58% and 42%. Left brain 59% Right brain 41%

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Is it legal for employers to record employees in the workplace without consent? It is their property, be it leased or owned. So I am guessing the answer would be yes. Yes, with in reason. Private areas (bathrooms) should not be videotaped.

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Can you prove you're stubborn in 4 words or less? I don't know.

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Egg _____. What goes in the blank? egghead

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Why do hospitals in America charge so much money for such little care? (they billed me $100 for 2 extra strength ibuprofens) It is a stupid highball game that they play with the insurance companies. They want raise the average cost of service, pharmaceuticals, and medical supplies. The insurance companies end up paying less than half and everyone is happy. That is everyone but the patient.

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What would be the worst time(or event) for your shoes to come untied? When you are running a marathon.

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How many times did you raise your voice today? Just a little while ago. I yelled at the train to stop blowing it's %#@* whistle every 2 seconds while going 5 miles per hour. Did you hear me?

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Do you currently live in or have you ever lived in a "Hicktown"? Yep.

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Do you believe, the car makes the man? No. That would make me a satisfactory agreement between the parties in a lawsuit, an Accord.

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What's the best way to recycle veggie scraps? Compost it with leaves, dead weeds, and grass clippings.

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Have you ever given someone "the silent treatment"? Did you ever talk to them again? Not as punishment, just to prevent from saying something real stupid and inappropriate again.

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What comes to mind when I say Family Reunion? Lots of food, mayo based dish-roulette, and seeing some people that you miss.

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What mainstream movie has the worst acting you have ever seen? Someone has to mention "Ishtar" with Dustin Hoffman.

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Why is it that the most bitchy, stuck-up and judging people i know are christians? Maybe they haven't got to that part of the Bible that says "Judge not, lest thee be judged".

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Who would win? An Army Of Cheerios Vs an Army of Corn Flakes? The Cheerios would roll right over the Corn Flakes.

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I just bought a set from ebay and in came in looking like something from a dollor store so where can i get a good long lasting set that wont kill my money A set of earbuds or a set of ______? At any rate, check out the seller. See what kind of volume they do, what kind of feedback they get, and their percentages (+/-). You can also give Amazon a try or find what you want at a local store and shop for that specific item online.

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Can you tell me, what EXACTLY is a cat burglar? It is the opposite of a dog burglar. The criminal who makes all kind of noise in the kitchen. Their toenails clicking on the floor, slurping up their food, barking at the yard squirrels...

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Which ethnic food you found very bland? EDIT: oops, I did not mean to post here

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Which ethnic food you found very bland? scones

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Have you ever used an outdoor toilet? I used a port-a-john once or twice.

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So finally our lovely member Karen Ann reaches the sage level! SO Plz stop by and help me in wishing her a hearty Congrats on her achievement. :) Congratulations on becoming a Sage, Karen Ann ! Thank you for the inspiration.

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What is wrong with this picture of Rush Limbaugh? Does Rush have a goatee?

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What's a food you stay away from because once you eat a bite you can't keep yourself from eating 10 lb (5 kg) of it and then you hate yourself and sink into a black depression? Ice cream sandwiches.

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God calls you on your phone. She wants to swap recipes. Which ones do you give her. heavenly hash 2 bags miniature marshmallows 1 pint sour cream 1 jar Maraschino cherries 1 jar Mandarin oranges 1 can chunked pineapple Pour the bags of marshmallows into a bowl. Combine sour cream with the remaining ingredients and then add to the marshmallows. Put in the refrigerator and let stand for 2 hours.

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As a child, did you ever get punnished for something you didn't do? I was a middle child so I toke the blame for things my older sibs did and passed some blame onto my younger sibs. It all evened out.

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How many people does it take to have a riot? 3 or more people acting collectively in the commition of an additional misdemeanor. That is Ohio, at least.

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Do you believe in telepathy? were you thinking of clowns?

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Why do some people think it is wrong to call black people black? white guilt? Or maybe they have been watching too much PBS.

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Why the western world is always targeting the MUSLIM world????? is ISLAM a threaten 4 them with it's holy theories???????if u have read QURAN then u can answer. not otherwise...be sure and then answer me..... I have not read the quran, but I plan to. I do not others telling me what I should think. I feel that a lot of this comes from the thought that the enemy of my friend is my enemy. There is a disagreement in Israel between the Muslims and the Jews. Since Christianity came from Judaism we have taken a side in a battle that was not ours to fight. We want to preserve the holy land. Had we...

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Rocket's birthday congratulation was considered "nonsense" Do you have an opinion? I have two. The anniversary of Rocket's birth nonsense. and Happy birthday Rocket! http://www.answerbag.com/c_view/5267

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If you could jump off of any building in the world, and have a guaranteed survival, which building would you jump off of? The stratosphere in Las Vegas, wearing one of those flying squirrel suits.

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How many windows do you have on your house? 14, top floor apartment of house.

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So, tell me, where did you get your battle scars from? drinking, fighting, surgery, & epileptic seizures.

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Why are we so keen on staring at the floor in a crowded elevator? The bottom has fallen out of everything else - housing market, stocks, 401k...

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If you were a cow on a cattle ranch, would you try to escape? Free room, free food, and all your cow friends to hang out with all day long. I don't know. I would probably stay.

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Do you watch any show that deals mainly with the law? (like Cops, CSI, etc.) The 10:00 round up is getting pretty predictable. I occasionally watch COPS, Jail, and Street Patrol. They are actually real and sometimes unpredictable.

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If you were a bird what would you want to poop on? I would poop on that bird who pooped on my car. An eye for an eye,

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Do you find the energy saving lightbulbs that are expensive to be a waste of money? They do seem to be tweaking the bulbs a little. They are offering different styles, and fasting starting, and more yellowish. That adds to the cost. The old standard compact florescents are still available. They do not cost that much in bulk. They last longer and draw less power, saving money in the long run.

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What problem did you solve today? What to do with that unrepairable leaky garden hose. I put cap from a two liter bottle on the end, poked some more holes in it, and now I have a drip line for the garden.

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What flavor comes to mind as being a "calming" flavor? peppermint.

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What's your favorite commercial with a dog in it? That dog food commercial where the the dog would chase the little chuck wagon around the kitchen until it disappeared into the cupboards. That was a while ago.

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