Answerbag: Moongrim's answers

Answer to Bin Laden dead: How will the teabaggers and birthers react?

Sun, 01 May 2011 21:49:55 -0700

Bin Laden dead: How will the teabaggers and birthers react?

It's obvious how they will react. The same exact way they reacted when Obama presented his birth certificate. Like a bunch of spoiled brats. They will spin doctor this in such a way to make it sound as if they were wounded. Or that Obama couldn't have done it without the Republicans. What...

Answer to Is it time to get rid of money in this world to pay for everything?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:34:17 -0800

Is it time to get rid of money in this world to pay for everything?

Lets substitute sex instead.

Answer to Somebody stole your car

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:33:39 -0800

Somebody stole your car

Call the cops and do a VIN check.

Answer to After a drunken night, you wake up naked next to the ugliest person ever. What do you do?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:32:06 -0800

After a drunken night, you wake up naked next to the ugliest person ever. What do you do?

Say to myself: "I've realy got to stop doing this".

Answer to Arizona and Wisconsin, possible previews of coming attractions?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:31:29 -0800

Arizona and Wisconsin, possible previews of coming attractions?

Yeah, your friendly neighborhood Fascist State courtesy of your local Republican Party. Notice that Congress never chose to shut down the "Fema Camps"?

Answer to If you had the chance to choose what your death would be, what would you choose?-(however you can't specify time.)

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:30:11 -0800

If you had the chance to choose what your death would be, what would you choose?-(however you can't specify time.)

Sexual exhaustion and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

Answer to You have just been given a gift certificate for the services of a witch doctor,how are you gonna utilize it ?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:29:43 -0800

You have just been given a gift certificate for the services of a witch doctor,how are you gonna utilize it ?

Ting Tang walla walla bing bang. Head shrinking.

Answer to What comes to mind when I say internet?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:29:10 -0800

What comes to mind when I say internet?

Nauseating porn.

Answer to Name something that you consider the height of ignorance?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:28:43 -0800

Name something that you consider the height of ignorance?

Voting for a Repulican.

Answer to I like big _______ and I cannot lie......

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:28:20 -0800

I like big _______ and I cannot lie......

bars

Answer to What would you like to have named after you?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:27:50 -0800

What would you like to have named after you?

A sexual technique.

Answer to A life spent in quiet desperation benefits us how?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:27:13 -0800

A life spent in quiet desperation benefits us how?

It benefits the rich Republicans who are getting even more rich off of the paycheck you didn't get because they busted the unions.

Answer to Who should prosecute George W. Bush for authorizing torture?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:26:10 -0800

Who should prosecute George W. Bush for authorizing torture?

If we don't nip this in the bud now....

Answer to how do you think without words?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:25:26 -0800

how do you think without words?

Ever watch a movie with the sound turned off?

Answer to What job would suit me? Humour is welcome!

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:24:48 -0800

What job would suit me? Humour is welcome!

Condom tester.

Answer to What would you do or say if someone who never meet you thinks they can tell you what kind of person you are?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:24:25 -0800

What would you do or say if someone who never meet you thinks they can tell you what kind of person you are?

I'd be doing and saying pretty much what I say here on AB with the God gobbers.

Answer to Do Gods and Godesses have sex?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:23:48 -0800

Do Gods and Godesses have sex?

Most pagan gods and goddesses have loud messy sex.

Answer to What would you do if you were invisible and could get away with it?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:22:54 -0800

What would you do if you were invisible and could get away with it?

Be very very careful. Cause crossing streets would be extremely dangerous.

Answer to so...would you "catch a grenade" for her/him? take a bullet through your brain? jump infront of a train? would you, would you, would YOU?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:22:27 -0800

so...would you "catch a grenade" for her/him? take a bullet through your brain? jump infront of a train? would you, would you, would YOU?

Who exactly?

Answer to if you could change 1 thing about AnswerBag what would it be?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:22:01 -0800

if you could change 1 thing about AnswerBag what would it be?

Hot woman would have topless avatars.

Answer to A dying criminal needs a kidney, your's is just right, would you give it to him, her?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:21:42 -0800

A dying criminal needs a kidney, your's is just right, would you give it to him, her?

I'd need to know a lot more about the situation.

Answer to what will the arab world look like in 10-20 years from now?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:21:05 -0800

what will the arab world look like in 10-20 years from now?

The same as it was 10-20 years ago. And it'll STILL all be the fault of Israel.

Answer to Score one for reason! SCOTUS has declined to hear new 10 Commandments challenge. What do you think about these displays?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:20:06 -0800

Score one for reason! SCOTUS has declined to hear new 10 Commandments challenge. What do you think about these displays?

If this god person existed. I'd think that he/she/it would be less concerned with folks having his/her/it's commandments on display, and more concerned with having his/her/it's commandments.... KEPT.

Answer to Are atheists the goth kids from highschool? Or do they hatch somewhere ?no value for an atheists opinion so just real people please.

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:17:41 -0800

Are atheists the goth kids from highschool? Or do they hatch somewhere ?no value for an atheists opinion so just real people please.

Atheists are real people. We're the ones who make things run whilst you theists coast along.

Answer to I can do this,,,,all I need is a ________________ ?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:16:46 -0800

I can do this,,,,all I need is a ________________ ?

backbone

Answer to I stood up a man that is perfect 4 me.Hes set a date this wkend.I wana give or do sothing really special 2 show how much I care?any ideas?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:16:07 -0800

I stood up a man that is perfect 4 me.Hes set a date this wkend.I wana give or do sothing really special 2 show how much I care?any ideas?

I've got many. But they'll all get me banned from AB for suggesting them.

Answer to If the union teachers are so self-sacrificing for the students why did they not show up at their $100k jobs & close schools?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:15:12 -0800

If the union teachers are so self-sacrificing for the students why did they not show up at their $100k jobs & close schools?

Because the school days can be made up under summer. DUH!

Answer to should i get a water cannon to hose the poor people away from my neighborhood?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:13:04 -0800

should i get a water cannon to hose the poor people away from my neighborhood?

You're a Republican aren't you?

Answer to is bp pulling a sham by saying their oil spill willbe cleaned up by itself by 2012? oil is ok on crabs still yes?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:12:39 -0800

is bp pulling a sham by saying their oil spill willbe cleaned up by itself by 2012? oil is ok on crabs still yes?

Yes. The same folks who excuse BP, are the ones going after Unions.

Answer to why would it interest a taxpayer not in a union to protect union rights?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:12:07 -0800

why would it interest a taxpayer not in a union to protect union rights?

Because on the off chance that they may someday be able to get the protections against tyrants that Union folks fought for.

Answer to can't you just trust the rich to make jobs though tax breaks ?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:11:29 -0800

can't you just trust the rich to make jobs though tax breaks ?

We've had 8 years of numerous tax breaks under the Bu$h regime and we ended up screwed.

Answer to why do people complain about rich people getting tax breaks when public unions take tax dollars to pay for their pensions?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:10:56 -0800

why do people complain about rich people getting tax breaks when public unions take tax dollars to pay for their pensions?

Because rich folks apparently can't be bothered to pay their taxes. You live in a society that provides services, you've agreed to abide by the laws of the land. Including paying your fair share of taxes. Public Union pensioners have done their work, and paid their taxes too, and now want the...

Answer to Is it possible we in the West could rise up and ask for better changes to our lives?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:07:54 -0800

Is it possible we in the West could rise up and ask for better changes to our lives?

In theory yes. However, if you truly want 'better changes' you'd be better put to get off your butt and work for it yourself.

Answer to Are racists that stupid in their beliefs?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:06:36 -0800

Are racists that stupid in their beliefs?

WE BELIEVE that as a chosen race, elected by God (Deut. 7:6, 10:15; I Peter 2:9), we are not to be partakers of the wickedness of this world system (I John 2:15; James 4:4; John 17/9, 15, 16), but are called to come out and be a separated people (II Cor. 6:17; Rev. 18:4; Jer. 51:6; Exodus 33:16;...

Answer to What is the job/occupation of someone who studies others culture and tradition but not in a scientific way?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:03:28 -0800

What is the job/occupation of someone who studies others culture and tradition but not in a scientific way?

Marketing.

Answer to Why do you let trolls get under your skin?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:02:58 -0800

Why do you let trolls get under your skin?

It's fun.

Answer to Are republicans for or against Government Health Care?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:01:41 -0800

Are republicans for or against Government Health Care?

The only government run health care they're for, is the one that supplies their own health care. As usual, every one else can go get F**ked.

Answer to Do you know anybody who doesn't smoke marijuana that thinks it should be legalized? Because I sure don't.

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 18:00:54 -0800

Do you know anybody who doesn't smoke marijuana that thinks it should be legalized? Because I sure don't.

Because the majority of adult non-stoners also think it's a good idea for it to be legalised.

Answer to Wouldn't it be funny if someone who didn't smoke marijuana supported its legalization?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:58:40 -0800

Wouldn't it be funny if someone who didn't smoke marijuana supported its legalization?

Funny, I don't smoke and yet I support it. Too bad too many self righteous jerks have their heads up their butts when it comes to ignoring reality. Why aren't we outlawing smoking tobacco?

Answer to Did you know WI Gov. Walker's budget "fix" would include a no bid sale of heating/cooling/power plants to private entities?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:57:45 -0800

Did you know WI Gov. Walker's budget "fix" would include a no bid sale of heating/cooling/power plants to private entities?

Well golly geewillickers. Imagine that. A republican taking public institutions and handing them over to private companies... When did this happen before? Oh yeah, ....Enron....

Answer to The cowardly Wisconsin Senate democrats can run, but how long can they hide?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:56:03 -0800

The cowardly Wisconsin Senate democrats can run, but how long can they hide?

Long enough to prevent the scumbag of a governor to balance his mess upon the backs of working class folks.

Answer to Can you believe the govt of B. Hussein Obama is seeking to create fake online profiles for propaganda fronts?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:55:22 -0800

Can you believe the govt of B. Hussein Obama is seeking to create fake online profiles for propaganda fronts?

HOW DARE HE ACT LIKE A REPUBLICAN!!!!

Answer to what do think about the Taliban?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:54:56 -0800

what do think about the Taliban?

We Need more ammo to hit properly.

Answer to Don't you hate it when conservatives always have to give one of their boogered up answers?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:54:17 -0800

Don't you hate it when conservatives always have to give one of their boogered up answers?

Actually I rather enjoy watching them make fools of themselves. (more)

Answer to Why do conservatives attack liberals with slanderous and nasty things, and then expect liberals not to be angry?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:53:38 -0800

Why do conservatives attack liberals with slanderous and nasty things, and then expect liberals not to be angry?

Do not as I do, but as I say.

Answer to What makes a good leader?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:52:55 -0800

What makes a good leader?

Someone who at the very least is willing to admit thatthey're making mistakes and tries to stop doing so.

Answer to Is it possible whats happening in the Middle East, could spark changes in the West?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:52:07 -0800

Is it possible whats happening in the Middle East, could spark changes in the West?

Perhaps if we actually lived under a repressive regime. And no paying taxes is NOT repression.

Answer to Would you prefer your government NOT try to rescue really stupid people?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:51:20 -0800

Would you prefer your government NOT try to rescue really stupid people?

Helmet laws and seatbelt laws. The knew the risks.

Answer to Fiscally-conservative House fails to close loophole that gives oil companies $53bil over next 25 years. Do they like corporate welfare?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:50:29 -0800

Fiscally-conservative House fails to close loophole that gives oil companies $53bil over next 25 years. Do they like corporate welfare?

And instead they go after working class folks unions as the "problem".

Answer to Dont you hate it when people play mind games on you and make you do stuff you dont wanna do?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:49:50 -0800

Dont you hate it when people play mind games on you and make you do stuff you dont wanna do?

Nah. You get used to it.

Answer to Have you ever slept with someone who appeared on Supernatural?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:49:23 -0800

Have you ever slept with someone who appeared on Supernatural?

Not yet.

Answer to Where does the Bible and some of the top books come from? How long did it take to write these books? Who / What wrote them? Why there?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:49:01 -0800

Where does the Bible and some of the top books come from? How long did it take to write these books? Who / What wrote them? Why there?

http://www.deism.com/bibleorigins.htm

Answer to if god made man in his own image, surely that is limiting his powers.

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:47:36 -0800

if god made man in his own image, surely that is limiting his powers.

Then God made woman. Every artists always starts with a rough draft.

Answer to I'm 12 and want to make an arrowhead i don't want to have to buy ANYTHING...what should i use? must be sharp?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:46:53 -0800

I'm 12 and want to make an arrowhead i don't want to have to buy ANYTHING...what should i use? must be sharp?

Glass also makes for good arrowheads. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyzNIa-U5Nc

Answer to Is there a God Almighty?

Tue, 22 Feb 2011 17:45:28 -0800

Is there a God Almighty?

No. http://godisimaginary.com/

Answer to I spend my weekends inside of my bedroom. What a loser right?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:35:51 -0800

I spend my weekends inside of my bedroom. What a loser right?

You catch a lot more flies with honey than with vinegar.

Answer to Sex or watch the 500?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:35:24 -0800

Sex or watch the 500?

If it involves someone else- sex.

Answer to Who lives in a_under the_

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:34:46 -0800

Who lives in a___under the___

bunker D.C. Dick Cheney!

Answer to Have you ever had to lie about a superficial bruise you had and why?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:34:02 -0800

Have you ever had to lie about a superficial bruise you had and why?

Yes. If I'd told the truth I'd have been suspended.

Answer to Have you ever tripped at the top of a carpeted staircase and skidded on your butt all the way down?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:33:31 -0800

Have you ever tripped at the top of a carpeted staircase and skidded on your butt all the way down?

Tripped? No. Deliberately? Yes.

Answer to Have you ever talked a friend out of doing something crazy?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:33:09 -0800

Have you ever talked a friend out of doing something crazy?

And wished I hadn't? Oh yeah.

Answer to Do u have a online account to a porn website?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:32:51 -0800

Do u have a online account to a porn website?

No, considering that it's free on so many others..

Answer to this should be the new women's quote of the year!

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:32:10 -0800

this should be the new women's quote of the year!

Whether or not you deserve it.

Answer to WHat improves your performance in anything you do?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:31:39 -0800

WHat improves your performance in anything you do?

Whips

Answer to Dang...I'm almost out of__________________?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:31:17 -0800

Dang...I'm almost out of__________________?

rounds

Answer to Shall I jump ship now?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:31:03 -0800

Shall I jump ship now?

We've not even left port yet.

Answer to I'm sorry, come again??

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:30:39 -0800

I'm sorry, come again??

Just being obnoxious with your capablity to mulitple orgasm eh?

Answer to did you really just do that? I can't believe you!!

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:30:04 -0800

did you really just do that? I can't believe you!!

See you can fold a cow.

Answer to HAHAHA!! what the hell happened to you!?!?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:29:35 -0800

HAHAHA!! what the hell happened to you!?!?

I got into a fight and I started coughing up blood. Don't worry it wasn't mine.

Answer to On first impression, what do people notice about you?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:28:46 -0800

On first impression, what do people notice about you?

My aroma.

Answer to If you were a part of the circus, what act would you be involved with?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:28:26 -0800

If you were a part of the circus, what act would you be involved with?

The Freaks.

Answer to I gotta give you credit. I never knew anybody could ______ that way before.

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:28:07 -0800

I gotta give you credit. I never knew anybody could ______ that way before.

avoid responsibility so dexterously

Answer to You're running late for work and floor it in reverse out of your driveway. Then BOOM! what did you just hit?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:27:39 -0800

You're running late for work and floor it in reverse out of your driveway. Then BOOM! what did you just hit?

One less housecat to feed.

Answer to Would you want to know or is it better left unsaid?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:27:16 -0800

Would you want to know or is it better left unsaid?

Know it.

Answer to The inside of a table tennis ball smells of eucalyptus! What useless information do you have?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:26:49 -0800

The inside of a table tennis ball smells of eucalyptus! What useless information do you have?

The inside of a golfball is NOT flammable when exposed to oxygen.

Answer to If a fellow Human disrespected you, then ask to shake your hand saying 'The disrespect was a joke' Would you shake his hand?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:26:11 -0800

If a fellow Human disrespected you, then ask to shake your hand saying 'The disrespect was a joke' Would you shake his hand?

Then break his wrist.

Answer to Where do you get all your wisdom from? Life? Reading high brow books? Getting your ear bent by a bar fly? Rear of a cereal box?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:25:41 -0800

Where do you get all your wisdom from? Life? Reading high brow books? Getting your ear bent by a bar fly? Rear of a cereal box?

Observing fools.

Answer to What's one word that best describes You?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:25:23 -0800

What's one word that best describes You?

Unmentionable.

Answer to All I wanted was but _?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:25:06 -0800

All I wanted was ______ but _______?

a kitty not a cat house

Answer to THIS IS THE PERFECT DAY TO_________________.

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:24:27 -0800

THIS IS THE PERFECT DAY TO_________________.

sleep in

Answer to What comes to mind when I mention beef?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:24:07 -0800

What comes to mind when I mention beef?

Bovine Spongiform.

Answer to fill in word: my ____ is erect.

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:23:39 -0800

fill in word: my ____ is erect.

Lego set.

Answer to Who in Your life, is better at hiding, than Waldo?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:23:13 -0800

Who in Your life, is better at hiding, than Waldo?

A republican avoiding the truth.

Answer to At which point would you resist?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:22:52 -0800

At which point would you resist?

When it starts to hurt.

Answer to Are you obsessed with anything or anyone? Do you know why you have this obsession? Can you share who/what you are obsessed with?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:22:25 -0800

Are you obsessed with anything or anyone? Do you know why you have this obsession? Can you share who/what you are obsessed with?

Breathing

Answer to What do you like? What do you hate? What do you want?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:22:00 -0800

What do you like? What do you hate? What do you want?

Sex. Not enough sex. More Sex.

Answer to What was the last thing that made you cheer?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:21:33 -0800

What was the last thing that made you cheer?

The last time a Republican got sentenced.

Answer to What is something that looks like something else?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:21:11 -0800

What is something that looks like something else?

Republicans look like real people.

Answer to I hope you _______?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:20:50 -0800

I hope you _______?

choke

Answer to Are you crazy? Why, or why not?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:20:36 -0800

Are you crazy? Why, or why not?

Yes.

Answer to Why is Kim Jong Il such a juchebag?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:20:20 -0800

Why is Kim Jong Il such a juchebag?

He got raised the same way so many rich republicans did.

Answer to What if God appeared to you and asked you why is the world saving? What would you say?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:19:45 -0800

What if God appeared to you and asked you why is the world saving? What would you say?

Nothing. Destroy it.

Answer to What if philosophers did rule the world instead of presidents?Would we see some progress then?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:19:06 -0800

What if philosophers did rule the world instead of presidents?Would we see some progress then?

We'd still be debating every last minutae.

Answer to Is your Face UGLY?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:18:13 -0800

Is your Face UGLY?

Fugly.

Answer to what was the last thing that happened that just blew ur mind?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:17:34 -0800

what was the last thing that happened that just blew ur mind?

That telepathic hooker.

Answer to Do "SPACE" Ship's have enough room in them ....????...hehe

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:16:52 -0800

Do "SPACE" Ship's have enough room in them ....????...hehe

To function long enough to keep their crews from going stir crazy? Not yet.

Answer to If you booked a "Room with a View" Which view would you like.And remember i will not be standing out side ot the window.Sorry Jonathan

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:16:13 -0800

If you booked a "Room with a View" Which view would you like.And remember i will not be standing out side ot the window.Sorry Jonathan

I'd prefer the lesbian's gym showers again please.

Answer to Do you believe we all have a predetermined destiny? If so, do you know what yours is?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:15:33 -0800

Do you believe we all have a predetermined destiny? If so, do you know what yours is?

We all die.

Answer to What happens if you put your ding dong in a vacuum cleaner?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:14:59 -0800

What happens if you put your ding dong in a vacuum cleaner?

A puffy pastry.

Answer to What do you think will happen on December 22, 2012?

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:14:31 -0800

What do you think will happen on December 22, 2012?

A lot of expectant fools will be disappointed.