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Bin Laden dead: How will the teabaggers and birthers react? It's obvious how they will react. The same exact way they reacted when Obama presented his birth certificate. Like a bunch of spoiled brats. They will spin doctor this in such a way to make it sound as if they were wounded. Or that Obama couldn't have done it without the Republicans. What DumbF**k couldn't accomplish in 8 years, President Obama does in 2. This is the kind of Change I can...

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Is it time to get rid of money in this world to pay for everything? Lets substitute sex instead.

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Somebody stole your car Call the cops and do a VIN check.

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After a drunken night, you wake up naked next to the ugliest person ever. What do you do? Say to myself: "I've realy got to stop doing this".

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Arizona and Wisconsin, possible previews of coming attractions? Yeah, your friendly neighborhood Fascist State courtesy of your local Republican Party. Notice that Congress never chose to shut down the "Fema Camps"?

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If you had the chance to choose what your death would be, what would you choose?-(however you can't specify time.) Sexual exhaustion and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

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You have just been given a gift certificate for the services of a witch doctor,how are you gonna utilize it ? Ting Tang walla walla bing bang. Head shrinking.

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What comes to mind when I say internet? Nauseating porn.

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Name something that you consider the height of ignorance? Voting for a Repulican.

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I like big _______ and I cannot lie...... bars

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What would you like to have named after you? A sexual technique.

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A life spent in quiet desperation benefits us how? It benefits the rich Republicans who are getting even more rich off of the paycheck you didn't get because they busted the unions.

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Who should prosecute George W. Bush for authorizing torture? If we don't nip this in the bud now....

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how do you think without words? Ever watch a movie with the sound turned off?

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What job would suit me? Humour is welcome! Condom tester.

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What would you do or say if someone who never meet you thinks they can tell you what kind of person you are? I'd be doing and saying pretty much what I say here on AB with the God gobbers.

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Do Gods and Godesses have sex? Most pagan gods and goddesses have loud messy sex.

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What would you do if you were invisible and could get away with it? Be very very careful. Cause crossing streets would be extremely dangerous.

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so...would you "catch a grenade" for her/him? take a bullet through your brain? jump infront of a train? would you, would you, would YOU? Who exactly?

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if you could change 1 thing about AnswerBag what would it be? Hot woman would have topless avatars.

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A dying criminal needs a kidney, your's is just right, would you give it to him, her? I'd need to know a lot more about the situation.

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what will the arab world look like in 10-20 years from now? The same as it was 10-20 years ago. And it'll STILL all be the fault of Israel.

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Score one for reason! SCOTUS has declined to hear new 10 Commandments challenge. What do you think about these displays? If this god person existed. I'd think that he/she/it would be less concerned with folks having his/her/it's commandments on display, and more concerned with having his/her/it's commandments.... KEPT.

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Are atheists the goth kids from highschool? Or do they hatch somewhere ?no value for an atheists opinion so just real people please. Atheists are real people. We're the ones who make things run whilst you theists coast along.

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I can do this,,,,all I need is a ________________ ? backbone

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I stood up a man that is perfect 4 me.Hes set a date this wkend.I wana give or do sothing really special 2 show how much I care?any ideas? I've got many. But they'll all get me banned from AB for suggesting them.

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If the union teachers are so self-sacrificing for the students why did they not show up at their $100k jobs & close schools? Because the school days can be made up under summer. DUH!

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should i get a water cannon to hose the poor people away from my neighborhood? You're a Republican aren't you?

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is bp pulling a sham by saying their oil spill willbe cleaned up by itself by 2012? oil is ok on crabs still yes? Yes. The same folks who excuse BP, are the ones going after Unions.

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why would it interest a taxpayer not in a union to protect union rights? Because on the off chance that they may someday be able to get the protections against tyrants that Union folks fought for.

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can't you just trust the rich to make jobs though tax breaks ? We've had 8 years of numerous tax breaks under the Bu$h regime and we ended up screwed.

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why do people complain about rich people getting tax breaks when public unions take tax dollars to pay for their pensions? Because rich folks apparently can't be bothered to pay their taxes. You live in a society that provides services, you've agreed to abide by the laws of the land. Including paying your fair share of taxes. Public Union pensioners have done their work, and paid their taxes too, and now want the government to keep their side of their bargain. Why is this so difficult to understand?

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Is it possible we in the West could rise up and ask for better changes to our lives? In theory yes. However, if you truly want 'better changes' you'd be better put to get off your butt and work for it yourself.

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Are racists that stupid in their beliefs? WE BELIEVE that as a chosen race, elected by God (Deut. 7:6, 10:15; I Peter 2:9), we are not to be partakers of the wickedness of this world system (I John 2:15; James 4:4; John 17/9, 15, 16), but are called to come out and be a separated people (II Cor. 6:17; Rev. 18:4; Jer. 51:6; Exodus 33:16; Lev. 20:24). This includes segregation from all non-white races, who are prohibited in God's natural...

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What is the job/occupation of someone who studies others culture and tradition but not in a scientific way? Marketing.

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Why do you let trolls get under your skin? It's fun.

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Are republicans for or against Government Health Care? The only government run health care they're for, is the one that supplies their own health care. As usual, every one else can go get F**ked.

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Do you know anybody who doesn't smoke marijuana that thinks it should be legalized? Because I sure don't. Because the majority of adult non-stoners also think it's a good idea for it to be legalised.

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Wouldn't it be funny if someone who didn't smoke marijuana supported its legalization? Funny, I don't smoke and yet I support it. Too bad too many self righteous jerks have their heads up their butts when it comes to ignoring reality. Why aren't we outlawing smoking tobacco?

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Did you know WI Gov. Walker's budget "fix" would include a no bid sale of heating/cooling/power plants to private entities? Well golly geewillickers. Imagine that. A republican taking public institutions and handing them over to private companies... When did this happen before? Oh yeah, ....Enron....

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The cowardly Wisconsin Senate democrats can run, but how long can they hide? Long enough to prevent the scumbag of a governor to balance his mess upon the backs of working class folks.

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Can you believe the govt of B. Hussein Obama is seeking to create fake online profiles for propaganda fronts? HOW DARE HE ACT LIKE A REPUBLICAN!!!!

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what do think about the Taliban? We Need more ammo to hit properly.

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Don't you hate it when conservatives always have to give one of their boogered up answers? Actually I rather enjoy watching them make fools of themselves. (more)

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Why do conservatives attack liberals with slanderous and nasty things, and then expect liberals not to be angry? Do not as I do, but as I say.

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What makes a good leader? Someone who at the very least is willing to admit thatthey're making mistakes and tries to stop doing so.

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Is it possible whats happening in the Middle East, could spark changes in the West? Perhaps if we actually lived under a repressive regime. And no paying taxes is NOT repression.

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Would you prefer your government NOT try to rescue really stupid people? Helmet laws and seatbelt laws. The knew the risks.

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Fiscally-conservative House fails to close loophole that gives oil companies $53bil over next 25 years. Do they like corporate welfare? And instead they go after working class folks unions as the "problem".

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Dont you hate it when people play mind games on you and make you do stuff you dont wanna do? Nah. You get used to it.

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Have you ever slept with someone who appeared on Supernatural? Not yet.

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Where does the Bible and some of the top books come from? How long did it take to write these books? Who / What wrote them? Why there? http://www.deism.com/bibleorigins.htm

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if god made man in his own image, surely that is limiting his powers. Then God made woman. Every artists always starts with a rough draft.

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I'm 12 and want to make an arrowhead i don't want to have to buy ANYTHING...what should i use? must be sharp? Glass also makes for good arrowheads. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyzNIa-U5Nc

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Is there a God Almighty? No. http://godisimaginary.com/

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I spend my weekends inside of my bedroom. What a loser right? You catch a lot more flies with honey than with vinegar.

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Sex or watch the 500? If it involves someone else- sex.

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Who lives in a___under the___ bunker D.C. Dick Cheney!

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Have you ever had to lie about a superficial bruise you had and why? Yes. If I'd told the truth I'd have been suspended.

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Have you ever tripped at the top of a carpeted staircase and skidded on your butt all the way down? Tripped? No. Deliberately? Yes.

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Have you ever talked a friend out of doing something crazy? And wished I hadn't? Oh yeah.

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Do u have a online account to a porn website? No, considering that it's free on so many others..

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this should be the new women's quote of the year! Whether or not you deserve it.

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WHat improves your performance in anything you do? Whips

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Dang...I'm almost out of__________________? rounds

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Shall I jump ship now? We've not even left port yet.

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I'm sorry, come again?? Just being obnoxious with your capablity to mulitple orgasm eh?

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did you really just do that? I can't believe you!! See you can fold a cow.

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HAHAHA!! what the hell happened to you!?!? I got into a fight and I started coughing up blood. Don't worry it wasn't mine.

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On first impression, what do people notice about you? My aroma.

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If you were a part of the circus, what act would you be involved with? The Freaks.

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I gotta give you credit. I never knew anybody could ______ that way before. avoid responsibility so dexterously

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You're running late for work and floor it in reverse out of your driveway. Then BOOM! what did you just hit? One less housecat to feed.

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Would you want to know or is it better left unsaid? Know it.

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The inside of a table tennis ball smells of eucalyptus! What useless information do you have? The inside of a golfball is NOT flammable when exposed to oxygen.

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If a fellow Human disrespected you, then ask to shake your hand saying 'The disrespect was a joke' Would you shake his hand? Then break his wrist.

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Where do you get all your wisdom from? Life? Reading high brow books? Getting your ear bent by a bar fly? Rear of a cereal box? Observing fools.

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What's one word that best describes You? Unmentionable.

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All I wanted was ______ but _______? a kitty not a cat house

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THIS IS THE PERFECT DAY TO_________________. sleep in

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What comes to mind when I mention beef? Bovine Spongiform.

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fill in word: my ____ is erect. Lego set.

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Who in Your life, is better at hiding, than Waldo? A republican avoiding the truth.

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At which point would you resist? When it starts to hurt.

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Are you obsessed with anything or anyone? Do you know why you have this obsession? Can you share who/what you are obsessed with? Breathing

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What do you like? What do you hate? What do you want? Sex. Not enough sex. More Sex.

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What was the last thing that made you cheer? The last time a Republican got sentenced.

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What is something that looks like something else? Republicans look like real people.

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I hope you _______? choke

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Are you crazy? Why, or why not? Yes.

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Why is Kim Jong Il such a juchebag? He got raised the same way so many rich republicans did.

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What if God appeared to you and asked you why is the world saving? What would you say? Nothing. Destroy it.

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What if philosophers did rule the world instead of presidents?Would we see some progress then? We'd still be debating every last minutae.

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Is your Face UGLY? Fugly.

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what was the last thing that happened that just blew ur mind? That telepathic hooker.

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Do "SPACE" Ship's have enough room in them ....????...hehe To function long enough to keep their crews from going stir crazy? Not yet.

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If you booked a "Room with a View" Which view would you like.And remember i will not be standing out side ot the window.Sorry Jonathan I'd prefer the lesbian's gym showers again please.

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Do you believe we all have a predetermined destiny? If so, do you know what yours is? We all die.

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What happens if you put your ding dong in a vacuum cleaner? A puffy pastry.

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What do you think will happen on December 22, 2012? A lot of expectant fools will be disappointed.

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What were you doing 17 years ago? Changing diapers.

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In a room full of people, why is it that I still feel lost and alone? When was the last time you bathed?

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What is a Religion for? A work free scam for priests.

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If you voted for obama did you feel the need to sanitize your hands afterwards? will soap and water work this time? No. Despite the incessant puerile questions that you fools come up with.

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You have just been given complete control over the U.S military. What do you do? Invade Canada.

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What would you say if I told you that you could lose 20lbs for $20 ? Whatcha doing with that chainsaw?

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What does the Arab world do when its water runs out? Potable water is & has been an issue in the U.S. It will continue to be too. We're gonna see just how peaceful Islam is then.

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Homeland Security shut down 84,000 websites by mistake. Should DHS be held responsible for their loss of reputation and income? If I as an individual made such a mistake I'd be held accountable...

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Do you keep trying the same things and expect different results? Yes I keep expecting the facts to sway the Republicans on AB.

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Threat of GOVT shutdown.State legislators fleeing their states.Have we gone back to the 90's? Thanks a lot Conservatives.

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What are some odd ways you try to get someones attention? Cattleprod.

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What would make you break out in an Irish Jig ! Beer.

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Wouldn't sitting on a 3 foot snow cone really just frost your butt!! With or without insulation?

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Where online, did you get a really good deal? http://www.federationmodels.com/

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Is there something people would not consider addicting, that you are addicted to? Oxygen.

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Are guys any different from girls? Not too many guys can achieve multiple orgasms.

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Where can I buy bicycles inexpensively? Third world countries.

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Do you get off on your own self-righteousness? Particularly since I've got so many facts to back me up, yes.

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Why there should be a case against George W. Bush? WMD ring a bell?

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is obama a good president ? He made a damned sight better than Failing Palin and McSame.

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How long do you believe it will be before the protests in WI turn violent? Five will get you ten you and your fellow gun maniacs will be backpedaling something fierce when another democrat get's capped.

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Isn't it badly hypocritical of Obama and Clinton to laud foreign protestors but arrest silent and untroublesome ones in our own country? You mean the way that the Bu$h administration made peaceful american protestors illegal too? Bush Outlaws War Protest - Citizens Face Full Asset Seizure http://www.rense.com/general77/asset.htm Just can't handle reality can you one trick?

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Do the palestinians have the right to stay in Israel? Who was there first - the Jews or the Palestinians? Yes. Jews and Palestinians.

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Could you explain socialism and how it may conflict with fundamentalist type Christianity? Socialism is the radical notion that we as a society need to do something to help ALL members of society, not just the rich ones. The Fundamentalists are raised on the Paulian brand of Christianity that preaches that God 'blesses' folks with abundant worldly riches for being good. Ergo, anyone who is poor is that way because they're not good folks.

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Tea Party people, Will the Wacko Conspiracy Theories and Paranoid Delusions, Ever Become Unbelieveable for you? I submit to you WOT's answer. Never.

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How much money was spent on the latest Iraq war? How much was made? 775 billion and counting. http://costofwar.com/en/ And not one bloody Weapon of Mass Destruction to show for it. Now if you were one of the Contractors who managed to finagle a contract from the Government, you made some truly phenomenal profit margins... http://politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2010/jun/09/arianna-huffington/halliburton-kbr-and-iraq-war-contracting-history-s/

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What organization, cause, or movement truly deserves more support, more attention, or more money than it currently receives? I cannot think of just one. The other answerers gave good ones.

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How would you define "Velvet Fascism"? The Fascist who slowly but surely takes away your rights over nonsensical matters. The Bu$h Administration for instance...

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Who benefits from the instability of foreign governments? Usually those who wish to grab power in said foreign countries.

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Something that you did that made you feel proud. Raised my kids.

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Your opinion on bullfighting? If it's so great, why do they blunt the horns of the bull?

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What's the longest you're prepared to stand in queue for? Now that I'm not in the military anymore, not much.

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Do you believe in the 2012 nonsense or are you intelligent enough to know better? Considering the track record of the "end of the world' notions... http://www.abhota.info/end1.htm

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Are there higher Atheist populations in othe rparts of The United States? We tend to congregate towards those parts of the country wherein folks are more interested in getting things done as opposed to how non-important other folks religious beliefs are. http://www.atheists.org/texas_state_page

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Obama? Antichrist? Yes? No? I'm supposed to take the opinions of folks who believe in the big sky daddy?

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Doesn't gott think it blasphemous that you changed his/her name to god? Who's name?

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Why don't they just get Chuck Norris to go find Osama Bin Laden? Even a Superman can't be everywhere at once.

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Do you have to know the answer to know if someone is right? It's good to know kind of info.

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Have you read The Fifth Sacred Thing by Starhawk? If so, what are your thoughts about it? That I still need to finish it. I got to the point where the dude who was in the prison in the Southern Cal area finally made it back to San Fran and was celebrating with the healer lady...

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In nature it is generally the males who have the adornments to attract the females. How have human beings adapted this and why? Because males also have to fight against other males.

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Men: Do you think Brazilian women are attractive? ‎ Both kinds yes.

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Is PeeWee Herman Satanic? Oh you just had to let the cat out of the bag eh?

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Have you ever had this happen to you in a hottub? Yes. Fortunately alone.

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When you were little, did you ever wondered why the moon followed wherever you went? It was out to get me.

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Do you wear sunglasses at night? Because I can see alright.

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What is something you do that pisses people off? Point out their flaws in logic.

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What to you is tedious? (other than my stupid questions) Republican Hysteria.

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Albert Einstein appears in you kitchen....what do you do? Give him a choice of sitting on the stove or sitting next to a pretty girl. Relatively speaking.

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What is something that you would describe as "doomed" or "hopeless"? Glenn Beck.

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Which do you have; a clean house or a clean mind? Clean house wouldn't last long with what I had in mind.

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What should I call my imaginary island? Republicanistan.

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Oh that looks like it hurts. What is "it"? Pearlings. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearling_(body_modification)

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What's 1 thing that qualifies for the "5 second rule"? Foreplay.

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They say water is colorless, odorless and tasteless, but hey! Fecal elements are in mine taps. I had it tested.

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Have you ever purposely run a red light? Many times. All too often some damned fool traffic engineer has modified signals in an effort to 'calm traffic patterns'.

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What is something that once mattered to you, but really doesn't anymore? God.

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Can you name something that goes "Boom?" Farts.

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Have you ever wished for something perfect and still held onto something that didn't seem so perfect? Until I had ample opportunity to ascertain the perfection of the supposedly perfect.

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Is there anywhere else, apart from the middle, in nowhere? The Fringes. Which are close to the American Bible Belt.

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Do you find you contradict yourself throughout the day? But I admit to it.

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What is it that you are 100% confident of? Republican Hypocrisy.

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can you take a bath in jello Yes. Kinda hard to do so in the hottub though.

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What, if anything, would you give up to be 21 again? Marriage.

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GENTS: would u be ok W your so being a telephone sex operator? Assuming she cleaned the telephone off, yeah.

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What would you choose: Drink and cigarettes, cigarettes on their own or alcohol on its own? Alcohol. Cigs taste terrible no matter what you eat with them.

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You and I wake up in jail together. Using only four words, what would you say to me? Good for you too?

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Are unions a necessary evil or have they lost their usefullness? They are needed EVERYWHERE. The union 'problem', that is occuring in Wisconsin? Is a manufactured problem created by the Governor. Furthermore, this broadside comes less than a month after the state's fiscal bureau -- the Wisconsin equivalent of the Congressional Budget Office -- concluded that Wisconsin isn't even in need of austerity measures, and could conclude the fiscal year with a...

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Ever since he/she has been gone my life ________ ? has improved

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Hey who out there is a gay teenager who doesnt really have anyone else to talk to and i just would like a friend to talk to cause i need 1 This ain't a dating site. Gay.com has such available for underage and legal age, and never do the two get to meet.

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Do people treat fat people harsher than they would a thin person? They most certainly do.

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would a man rather a thick full figure or skinny? REAL women have curves.

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Should I get my friend to pierce my cartilage in my ear with a safety pin?OR WILL THAT HURT BAD?! It'll hurt no matter who does it. Professional piercers take precautions to prevent disfiguring infections.

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who else on here is gay or bisexual? just wonnderin im bi:) Bi.

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What Do I choose? Burial or Cremation? Promession. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promession

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Does your family understand you? Which is why they avoid me.

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How do I know he's also gay? Ask him.

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Where would you rather live, Ohio or Texas? Ohio. I've been through there. Texas, I've lived in. I'd rather live on a deserted Island than live in Texas.

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If you had the ability to ban a published material would you?, and what would it be? Yes, Child porn.

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1981, Reagan fired thousands of air traffic controllers for their illegal walk-off. Now Obama cheers lawbreaking Wisconsin teachers? As you so steadfastly choose to ignore reality, again. The controllers were warned not to, and because their grievances were met. Unlike the situation in Wisconsin where the Governor himself created the situation to take away the rights of the Unionized workers. Furthermore, this broadside comes less than a month after the state's fiscal bureau -- the Wisconsin equivalent of the...

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What is the best the in the World to hear? A child's laughter.

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Does having kids before you get married, redefine Marriage? Or divorces? Oh yeah.

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How can the Israeli State Rabbi say Jews are allowed to have slaves and still keep his job? Good question. How is it that Muslims can call for a return to slavery, and not be expected to be denounced? http://www.danielpipes.org/blog/2003/11/saudi-religious-leader-calls-for-slaverys

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did the law of attraction really works? I'm not the next hugh hefner. No.

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How long do you think Jews will control the United States? When pigs fly.

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are girls just as sexual as guys are? You betcha. You see a lot more variety in dildoes in adult stores than in pocket stress relievers.

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Are you tired of these games? Yep.

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Why do people ask questions they don't want aswers for? Are they looking for confirmation of their thoughts or beliefs? Rhetorical questions are often asked to demonstrate their own idiocy.

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Do you think the older generation should be listened to regarding the future of the United States? Unfortunatley many of the older folks are just too irascible to be listened to.

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So what do you belive happens after death....or what do you hope will happen? Funerals.

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Do you think men and women are encouraged to cheat simply because it is a common occurrence? Opportunity presenting itself.

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What object do you love the most? Female sex objects.

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Would this make you angry?? It makes me angry. Especially since I got a speeding ticket in Calgary for going 1 kilometer over the limit, while driving down hill.

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Are you aggressive or submissive? Both where appropriate.

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CAN YOU GIVE ORAL SEX WITH BRACES? Some guys don't mind some edginess.

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should you leave a small child at home alone Unless they want to tempt Murphy.

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Why do you think AB is cool? It's fun to point out hypocrisy. For instance- Wisconsin and the big toodoo that the Republicans are having about Unions? Furthermore, this broadside comes less than a month after the state's fiscal bureau -- the Wisconsin equivalent of the Congressional Budget Office -- concluded that Wisconsin isn't even in need of austerity measures, and could conclude the fiscal year with a surplus. In...

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What is pointless? Muslims insisting upon how everything can be tied to Jews.

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How to have they baby talk with my husband? You don't necessarily need your husbands 'input' to have another kid.

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Oaky 'Women are bitches' but how would you deal with a woman that is abusive every time you met her? Avoision.

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What is the most difficult language? Lawyer-ese.

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Pedophiles, rapists and murderers have their right to express their own beliefs right? Shouldn't everyone respect everyone else's beliefs? Depends upon HOW they choose to 'express' their beliefs that I've got a problem with.

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You've been caught! So come on, confession time! Nope. Gonna lawyer up.

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Is anyone else getting bored with technology or is it just me? I'm quietly anticipating the development of Fembots.

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With all the uprisings in the Middle East,what if one of the Dictator's was named Muhammad al Muhammad? I'd not be the least bit surprised. They'd find a way to not mention his name.

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atheists: should theists be allowed to vote? Of COURSE they should! Just because I don't agree with what they like to believe in doesn't make their viewpoints any less valid.

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Quick question. Looked on Internet and got mixed answers. Was Nixon a Democrat or Republican? Thanks! Republican. Clinton's Impeachment was thought of as a suitable reward for Nixon's pending Impeachment, by the Republicans.

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Palin attacks Mrs. Obama's support of breastfeeding. Did you know she was for it before she was against it? Not in the least bit surprised. If Obama was for not taxing the air we breathed, Republicans would be for it.

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Has anyone seen evidence Obama is Jewish.. on his mother's side? Even if he was, Republicans everywhere would still denounce him.

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Now that you realized that Obama has no answers and is just another puppet, will you still vote for him again? The fact that Republicans get all frothy at the mouth is enough for me to do so. Furthermore, this broadside comes less than a month after the state's fiscal bureau -- the Wisconsin equivalent of the Congressional Budget Office -- concluded that Wisconsin isn't even in need of austerity measures, and could conclude the fiscal year with a surplus. In fact, they say that the current budget...

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Why is it characterized as a good thng when public servents unionize to protect themselves from the will of the people? Not from the people, from the tyrants that usually back the Republicans. Furthermore, this broadside comes less than a month after the state's fiscal bureau -- the Wisconsin equivalent of the Congressional Budget Office -- concluded that Wisconsin isn't even in need of austerity measures, and could conclude the fiscal year with a surplus. In fact, they say that the current budget shortfall is...

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Why Goverment investing lots of money in war and weapons instead of helping the poor people at home? Because poor folks don't donate some of their profits towards government reelection campaigns.

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What is all this talk about the shutting down of the government due to government spending? What does this mean? It means that the drama queen republicans would rather see the Government shut down than take responsible actions. Furthermore, this broadside comes less than a month after the state's fiscal bureau -- the Wisconsin equivalent of the Congressional Budget Office -- concluded that Wisconsin isn't even in need of austerity measures, and could conclude the fiscal year with a surplus. In fact, they...

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Republican Governors across the board are trying to take teachers/firemen etc entitlements and collective bargaining away,will it spread? Leave it to the Republicans to create a disaster and then try to take away folks livelihood as a result: Furthermore, this broadside comes less than a month after the state's fiscal bureau -- the Wisconsin equivalent of the Congressional Budget Office -- concluded that Wisconsin isn't even in need of austerity measures, and could conclude the fiscal year with a surplus. In fact, they say that...

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Some complain that we have not voted in a non-Christian president. Is that actually true? Is Obama actually Christian? I don't think so. You claim to be a Christian. Ergo, by the same standards you choose to judge, your own christianity comes into question.

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Isn't it a hoot seeing the Wisconsin legislative democrats run away like the cowards that libs have always been? You mean the way that you yourself have demonstrated every time you refuse to admit to the facts? No, because they're doing the only thing left that is available to them do to the sheer utter hypocritical actions of the scurrilous Republicans in Wisconsin. http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/02/wisconsin-gov-walker-ginned-up-budget-shortfall-to-undercut-worker-rights.php

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What is your opinion on Sarah Palin? Love her or hate her or just think that she is weird? Well not maybe complete, she is an accomplished MILF.

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Why do so many Americans want America to fail? Don't they realize that in such a scenario they themselves would be passed around as Because they're hypocrites. It's their standard "OUR WAY" or the highway, mentality.

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TX wants to cut education funding. Do you think the future of TX and the nation will benefit from education cuts? Well what with the Republican war on the working class, it'll only help to promote their agenda.

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25 moths of Obama presidency. 10% unemployment, 18.9% underemployment. The Messiah? The Great Hope and Change? The Anointed ONE? As you and your fellow hypocrites steadfastly ignore the reality, that only you are the oneswho claim he's the Messiah. He is STILL far and above the best choice than anything you hypocrites dredged up.

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"When investigating American citizens, the government must comply with the Constitution" Agree or Disagree Why? As a Democrat I agree. Which makes me an insidious unpatriotic citizen in the eyes of the Republicans.

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Share your views: Will the third world war come?How it will come? Eventually it will. Islam.

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Iraq wants a billion for damages, they owe us Trillions. Should we send the Sheriff to collect or control the oil until bill paid in full? How do they owe US?

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With state governors in WI, OH, and elsewhere standing up to union bosses, how long until those thugs have to get real jobs? When will you get a real job? Probably after you've managed to actually develop a sense of honor? Yeah- never. Furthermore, this broadside comes less than a month after the state's fiscal bureau -- the Wisconsin equivalent of the Congressional Budget Office -- concluded that Wisconsin isn't even in need of austerity measures, and could conclude the fiscal year with a surplus. In fact, they...

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What do you think our world is coming to? Man exploiting Man, the usual.

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Is the Continued Vetoing of Resolution by the United States Racism? Is it ok that Jews are the Master Race? or is it Racism? What resolution? The one where Islam makes itself and itself alone immune to criticism? I suppose that I'm supposed to assume that Muslims are now the "Master" race eh? Hypocrite.

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Why is it that leftists think that government monopolies are a good thing by private sector monopolies are bad? Because a government isn't motivated to sacrifice human lives in pursuit of the ALMIGHTY profit margin. As you are all too well aware.

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Do you think the riots seen in Europe will begin in America and why? Because those who say they would, are just too damned lazy to do so. Many Republicans claimed they'd emigrate if Obama got elected. Yet not one did.

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Are the 5 Rabbi found slaving children in Iowa still Rabbis.. or has the Jewish Temple striped them of that title? I'm curious, if a Muslim Imam was found doing the same thing, would fellow Muslims strip him of his status?

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christians .. would you kill this tree ? cut it down ? They probably WOULD, what with their dirty minds and all.

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You have one question for God. What is it? Atheists can replace "God" with "Absolute Truth" if that floats your boat. Why can't you be bothered with keeping your word God?

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"While there are Different Jewish Sects it is the Talmud that Binds them together" How Important are the Talmudic Laws to Jews? Like the Q'uran is to the Sunnis and the Shias.

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Was Jesus Muslim? No. Since Islam wasn't invented until several centuries after his death.

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Why Bible keep on reivising does it mean that it was not in perfect on the first instance? In much the same way that the q'uran keeps getting updated.

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atheists . do you find it funny and ironic when "christians" flag your bible quotes as "offensive"?. Extremely so. They want us to worship their book like they do.

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My Irish friend and a Woman? She's a Muslim. And like every other religious wacko, their religious beliefs inspire them to assume that such gives them the authority to dictate every one else's behaviors.

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Is Jewish Racism Kosher? Irrelevant. Foods eaten seldom have anything to do with racial animosity. Unless of course you're refusing to examine Islam's utter hypocrisies.

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Sleepers or Studs? Huh?

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i stealing with good intentions bad? Only if I'm the one being stolen from.

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do you hate seeing a ex somewhere? i sure do Especially after she says she wouldn't ever stalk me again.

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would you want to be rich and hated or loved and poor Rich pays for a lot of hot nooky. Look at Hugh Hefner.

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have you ever been cheated on Yep.

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have you ever had the want to punch someone is the face because they talk alot Nope. Alum in juice works wonders.

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flavor flav or marilyn manson who looks worse. Good question. Which one is a natural?

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what worse cheating on some1 or getting cheat on? Not asking for permission from your partner first...

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Did you have to fight for your right to party as a teenager? Was there any sabotage involved? Nope. Mine were too boring to fight over.

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Have you ever been at the ocean? Which one ? When last? Did you love it? Yes. Several. Couple weeks ago. Quite, got to see Sea Lions, and some whales spouting.

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Have you ever caught a mouse in your bra? See video . . . I don't wear one. Someone ain't gonna be getting laid anytime soon...

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What's the first thing that springs to mind when you hear the word 'POLICE'? Concussion.

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How do you fill up an awkward silence? I stare at her boobs.

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what are you doing with a condom in your pocket!?! You agreed to a date...

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Who, would You, like to "kick in the pants...? O'Reilly.

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hi, how's it hangin? long and loose, and full of juice

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Ok, so where do you keep it hidden? You know that 'thing' I'm talking about? The box with your tax receipts in it. OH! Oh yeah, my box with my tax receipts, of course....

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When You get that 'chocolate craving' what's the 1st thing that comes to mind? Belgium.

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You make me want to __________? move my bowels

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What is something in your life that you consider a major inconvenience? Morning.

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Are any of those things actually yours? Not the walrus oosik no.

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Wanna dance with me? Vertically or Horiztonally?

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What music artist/group do you like the most? and why? Non-rap.

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I just slapped you. What for?? If you have to ask, that means the amnesiac drug I drugged you with is working...

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And where the hell do you think you're going young lady/man!?! Out to commit random acts of violence.

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What's your worst fear? marriage to a mormon

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When was the last time you thought "That just isn't cute!"? That time I took a tour of the morgue.

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What is your latest obsession? Nooky. As always.

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Can joy exist without pain? If not, then how can heaven exist? http://www.outsourcing-pharma.com/Preclinical-Research/Genetic-defect-causes-inability-to-feel-pain Some folks can't feel pain, and yet they experience joy.

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Do you think scientists could prove God's existence? And would that make everyone go to hell for needing proof? http://godisimaginary.com/

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How do you determine what is real? Real enough for it to squeak.

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Hey, YOU! (Left out, passed over, rejected by others.) Be of GOOD cheer!!!! And WHAT are you gonna do about it, if I don't wanna be of 'good cheer'?

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What if you had a son who wanted to take dance lessons while all his friends were playing football? Considering that those who take dance lessons don't end up with as many brain lesions...

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All you guys who are goody-two-shoes' and think everything is wrong, don't click this Observe Hate Talk Radio as per Rush Limbaugh and his ilk. Engage in ad hominem attacks upon those who dare question you.

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do you think man is the ultimate source of evil Well we could find out if we eliminate man...

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I think & feel a lot. Do you think some people don't have to think deeply? Does 'shallow' exist or do some just hide it? After 8 years of President Bu$h, you have to ask?

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How could the return of one particular soldier named Johnny change the sexual orientation of an entire town? And did the women become Something in the water.

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Lady Gaga is neither a lady, nor gaga. Discuss. Good enough for me.

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Do you believe love can exist witbout lust? Eventualy it does.

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Would you want a 4” / 10 cm long prehensile anteaterish nose if it meant that you could live to be 150 years old? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKeQpeDkoGc

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Picture Dick Cheney and Jabba the Hut in your mind. Coincidence? You repeat yourself.

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If vampires are immortal, in the year 102,011 wouldn’t they look basically look like cavemen do to us? Assuming that they were perfect, yes. Even vampires make mistakes...

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What do you do when you're bored at work? Keep an eye out for the boss. When he/she shows up look busy.

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Women, why do you leave me here in silence without a sound? And what exactly are you complaining about?

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What makes somebody in our life so special? They ride a shortbus?

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Guys: do you feel emasculated when a girl calls you "cute"? Cute is just a few short steps away from her screaming out your name....

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what do u think of when you hear the word sex and the word fuck When I'm hearing it from a woman in a husky voice, I'm starting to think of rather pleasant thoughts of the future.

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Why is it that once you pop,you can't stop ? From what I've observed of heroin addicts, it appears to be somewhat addicting.

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Why cant white people dance? The same reason why black folks think rap is music.

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Rep.McCollum(D)MN, offered an amendment to 2011 House budget bill to ban sponsorships. Will NASCAR suffer? Will the GOP object? Sounds like a great idea. Another bit of waste to eliminate.

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Do u beleive u can be with someone, say nothing and walk away feeling like you have had the best conversation in your life? Sex does that for me too.

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white people have pink skin LOL Well done Captain Obvious.

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Why do women post nude photos of themselves on MySpace? What makes you so sure they're realy female? Ever hear of She-males?

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Question to military or ex-military personnel and/or families. My son has recently received an honorable discharge from the Navy . . . It ain't normal. http://www.ptsd.va.gov/public/pages/help-for-veterans-with-ptsd.asp Talk to a VA rep.

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Is it legal to walk a dog through the cemetary if you clean up after them? Legal? Probably. Tacky? Hell yeah.

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What happens when you suggest saving tax money by ending NASCAR sponsorship? A death threat. What do you think of this? That's what you get when you threaten someone's religion. Dems oughta realise that by now.

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If the liberals are so into"sharing the wealth"why are the union's against giving up some of their outragous benefits? Because they're not outrageous. FAIL yet again.

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Why is your community better with you in it? It's not.

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Could you have fun with Dick & Jane ? Loads of fun, once they reached 18 at a minimum.

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Do you find Condaleeza Rice hot? Relatively speaking yes. Something about that gap in her teeth.

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Does money change people? Jekyll and Hyde. yes.

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What do you think of the AZ firefighter who refused to respond to the shoot spree scene because of "political bantering"? Would this have been uncovered so throughly if it had been a Republican who'd got shot?

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Is sex the greatest If it involves someone else, yes.

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Okay so since my bf is going to the navy when I'm 18 we wanna go to a court house to get marked and then save for a wedding???? And how many different ways are y ou going to ask the same question?

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I need advice on marrying my boyfriend that's going into navy What kind of advice? Pertinent or not?

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What has ever made you say, that's the last time? Sex.

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What's your perfect moment? Revenge.

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I am a male and was molested and made to perform sex acts as a child while he masturbated. Now I am unsure of my sexuality because of this. And your question is?

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What do you wish you had the power to veto ? Religious Wacko hypocrisy.

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If I told you to bring me an angel,,how long would it take you ? About 15-20 minutes. I got one stored in the Xmas box decorations.

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How come we used to get very excited everytime we would turn to a different age on our birthdays when we were younger? Someone else was paying for the presents, then.

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What are some good conversations to have with your long-distance boyfriend? Phone sex.

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(R) Gov. John Kasich of OH calls a police officer an idiot in a speech. Where is the right wing outrage? Well Governor Kasich is a Republican, and in the eyes of Republicans, fellow Republicans can do no wrong. If you're a Dem, you can do no right. Understand?

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Can someone please help me...? Time for a sabbatical.

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Would Java the Hut be a good name for a coffee shop? Until Lawyer Team Lucas comes a calling with a Cease and Desist order.

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Could you assume there is no God until you are certain and can give supportive evidence for the fact that there IS a God to believe in? http://godisimaginary.com/

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Is it racist that I find white men ugly? No, I find most white men to be ugly too. Note to self, obviously non-white women do feel that size does matter.

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Has empathy improved life for you? The more I can understand a person, the more chance I have at taking advantage of them.

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I know life may sometimes be hard but And your question is?

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When was the last time you did something spontaneous? On the ride home, I stopped for no reason whatsoever.

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How would you feel around a person who treats you like you don't do anything right, ever? I'd be feeling like it's time to find someone who appreciates me.

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"I give up." When would you feel like this? After a stressful day.

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"I don't love you anymore." When would you feel like saying this? The morning after.

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How do you stop loving? Marriage.

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I am not happy at all anymore. The joy of living seems to be gone. What can I do to fix this? Anti-depressants.

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What is your bigesst regret in life? I regret resisting temptation so many times.

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Why are people afraid of commitment? They're afraid of getting burned, again.

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do you actually read the super-long answers/questions given here on AB? I try to, if they make any sense.

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Try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try.... How many times before you should just give up? Threats of legal actions should be your first clue.

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Do you know anybody who doesn't smoke marijuana that thinks it should be legalized? Because I sure don't. I'd say you need to get out more often. I do, I know plenty of folks who don't smoke it, and feel it should be legalised.

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What dO you think of people who vote republican? Anyone who votes along party lines is a fool.

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What dO you think of people who vote democrat? Anyone who votes along party lines is a fool.

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Can the Middle East keep Obama in office by keeping gas prices low during elections or help oust him by raising them? Gas prices seem to go down for any election. Remember how they went down prior to Bu$h's Relection?

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Is there a correlation between gas prices and the current president being elected to a second term? I guess we won't know until he's reelected.

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What is the most unjust law enforced in Canada or the States? Please try to be half serious about this. Anything that prevents decent adult types from expressing their love with vegetables.

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Would Donald Trump make a good president? Of a company.

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Do the Middle Eastern protesters want "democracy" as we, in the west, understand it? How does their version of "democracy" differ? No. Theirs involves Sharia.

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Is the Obama administration or the media accurately portraying the objectives of the Middle East protests? I get the feeling that no matter what is presented, someone will denounce it.

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Would you be happy if the Arab people in revolt get a Democratic vote?? Wait and see. Probably not, since they'll probably use their democracy to vote in Sharia.

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What is the most notable event in history? It's beginning.

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What causes one to express anger toward other person's ethnicity? Jealousy.

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How long will you wait for me? Until something better comes along.

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FELLOW MALES, WHAT DO YOU INTEND TO GAIN BY WRITING IN A SUGGESTIVE WAY TO FEMALES ON AB? ARE YOU PROUD? Points. Yes.

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I accidentally had sex with my neighbor's dog. But only oral. Is it really that wrong? Yes.

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What is your slang term for pregnant? Muffin in the oven.

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name 1 dumbest thing you did this past week? Week ain't over yet... I'll get back to you.

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A gentle answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up anger. Correct? Proverbs, 15:1. And nothing stirs up anger like the harsh truth.

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Why haven't you stopped Israel .. are you Oppressed, Complicit,Simply don't care about what kind of world you leave behind? Stopped Israel? Why? They just want to live in peace. Unfortunately the Dogs of Palestine won't let them.

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I am going to patent and copyright the following. And then I'm going to sue you if I catch you using it! Okay? This is MY idea. So there. And the irony here? You could find a lawyer to take the case.

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is it a sin for a white girl to date a black boy? Yes, she should marry one too.

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Adam and Eve: Adam lived 930 years according to the bible, how old was Eve when she died? Apparently after becoming a baby making machine the bible wasn't interested in her anymore. No idea.

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How are you going to spend your tax refund this year? Me: paying off credit cards How am I going to spend my tax refund? Lass, I be married. I'll count myself lucky to even find out I got one, before she spends it all.

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Who stole 700,000 condoms from Malyasia? I've got an airtight alibi.

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What animal would you rather be eaten alive by? Nice eggs.

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Is learning the facts harder than watching television? Quite so, the facts often get left behind when the TV reports.

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We build weapons to kill. Is this really civilized? Just more sophisticated than cavemen? Until other folks show a disinclination to attack me...

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If you have to choose one what is the most crucial aspect for you when choosing a career or a job, aside from the salary and the boss? I gotta have a nice place to unwind after work.

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Honestly, would rather be given "status" now, or earn it over a period of time starting from nothing? Such is dependent upon if said status includes groupies.

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Will you take a bow because you deserve it? Now, when was the last time you took a bow? After I paid for one at the archery store.

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When was the last time that you burned your mouth just because you were being impatient? Marshmallow at a campout.

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‎You couldn't make this up if you tried...? (see description) No Eunuchs eh?

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I need a holiday someone will you kidnap me please? How much ransom can I expect?

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There is a new park they spent alot of $$ on, right across from a now-closed landfill. Am I the only one that's like, huh?? And some friend of the mayor is chuckling all the way to the bank. You don't want to know what many parks are situated upon...

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What if you were in church, the preacher was reading Genesis, and then some dude in an Admiral Ackbar mask jumped up and shouted "it's a I'd be wondering what I was doing in an Episcopal church.

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You wake up in a strange motel room with a nasty headache, the shower is running, and there's steaks all over the floor, what happened? I must've got drunk again at the vegetarian conference. I count my internal organs.

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What would you say was the most freightening sound you have ever heard? Dead silence whilst standing in front of the principal.

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What would you do if you woke up one day and no one you knew remembered who you were? Give them a good reason to do so in the future.

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________ and _________ may break my bones, but __________ will never hurt me. Baseball bats boulders dirty looks

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Hypothetically, if your organs could talk, which one would be complaining the most? Which one would be the happiest? My penis, because he'd complain about being made to do pushups till he throws up, in a dark cave. My mind, since it's not used often.

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You wake up completely paralyzed face up in a stream with just your face above the water... What are your thoughts? I guess the girlfriend didn't take too well to my dumping her.

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Someone just kicked you off a cliff. Who would that someone most likely be? I can't think of just one...person...

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If you could choose your name (technically you can but lets look past that).. what would it be? mine would be Jayde. Filthy McNasty

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What, is easy for You to forget? when if ever I was wrong

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What are you really good at? creating orgasms for women

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What comes to mind when I say the word: nervous? a housecat in a rockingchair factory

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What never stops? Republican B.S.

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What never seems to fit? Republican promises, and the end result.

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What is never a big surprise to you? A republican screaming that he/she is being framed...or it's a political motivation, and in the end they finally admit....

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If my _______ wasn't so _______, I would ________. peeper pooped pop

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I can't believe that ________? it's not margarine.

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Its been a long time since ____________ that incident

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WHEN I SAY ___________ YOU SAY _______________! Republican Promises Ephemeral.

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If it's offered to you on a plate, will you just take it? If it's sex, of course.

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What is something you want people to know about you as soon as possible when you are getting to know them? That I'm nowhere near as dangerous as I look.

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You 'think' someone has broken into your house, what's the 1st thing you grab or do? One of my handy knives. And activate the intruder alert system.

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What can you do with 20 minutes? Depends upon the amount of foreplay needed.

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Can the desire to believe be a destructive force? 9/11.

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When U=I go to sleep, I find myself more and more preferring the world of my dreams, rather then the reality I wake up to. Welcome to the Matrix, Neo.

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should i remain silent or move on? Run.

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Do any of you care for the humans in general? Not specific people, but strangers, anyone, at any giving time? If it may provide me an opportunity for sex, I care.

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What is your biggest Pet Peeves in life? Stuck up college coeds.

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Have you ever hit a pitched piece of fruit with a baseball bat? If so, which kind(s) of fruit? If not, why not? Coconut.

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If you woke up as the opposite sex for the rest of your life, could you “fake” acting like that gender,or would people wonder about you? Considering folks ignore me anyways... I hope that I'd be much better looking...

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If you were falling off of a cliff, would you rather land on a grizzly cub whose mother was nearby, a rattlesnake den, or Chuck Norris? Rattlesnake den. Once you hit, you just move really slow to get out.

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I activated my robot, and its eyes are glowing red - is that a bad sign? Did the parts listing indicate that it was supposed to be red? If it doesn't then it may be a good time to worry.

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What can I do if my GF mother is hurting her by choosing her newish boyfriend over her and other kids?? DES bellow... Be there for her an support her.

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Where do you get your information about the goth sub-culture? From stereotypical ideology or from personal research? It's rather difficult to 'submerge' oneself into the goth community, as most goths view the mundanes as being posers. Yet such submerging often is necessary in order to find out what's going on. So what are the alternatives?

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Give me the good news! Everywhere I turn I hear negatives - give me some positivity! http://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/

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How would you describe a person who is Materialistic? Republican.

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Does it make me bisexual/bicurious that I like seeing naked women (usually just breasts) online but I like and am sexually attracted to men? Curious. We all have something we get excited over.

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I just learned in certain countries the UK, Germany, Japan and others (not the US) it is illegal to chose the sex of your baby, why? Because the government also has an interest in the way society functions. All too often, one sex will get favored over another. In China, infanticide of females has reached such epic proportions, that many modern chinese males cannot find a wife. http://www.gendercide.org/case_infanticide.html I find it interesting you're getting huffy about 'kill a baby' but you're completely unaware of...

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Do atheists give Christian or Biblical names to their children? Ironic, considering that many christians give thier kids jewish names...

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SD seeks to redefine "justifiable" homicide in a way that would allow it as a defense for murdering abortion doctors. Thoughts? I'm really sorry about killing all of those folks your honor, I thought they were abortion doctors. I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. Mohandas Gandhi

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What are you addicted to? Oxygen.

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how to undergo surgery for sex change if only 14 years of age Be rich. Because not one ethical surgeon is gonna slice into you without reams of money.

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Why do people hate on Jesus I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. Mohandas Gandhi Try again.

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Is it true that everybody wants to start an intentional community, but nobody wants to join an existing intentional community? Bingo.

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OK, religiofascists how is this equality? How is this a special right? http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/02/15/gay.man.deportation/index.html It's not happening to them, ergo- it's ok.

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she gota"vinti triple carmel frapiccino" 7.59$ for cold coffee. Thats 45$ a gallon wtf.? they talk way to fast.AmI in the wrong business? Only vaginas are more expensive. Gotta love marketing...

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If time and money were no object...what would you be doing tomorrow? Checking out every adult brothel in Thailand.

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What is one generalization about your gender that you'd like to be put to rest? Men don't always think about sex. We do have those periods of non-consciousness in between dreams.

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Be sure to talk to your doctor before ______ ? Swallowing medical advice from a TV commercial.

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Why are men more stoic than women? Yes it is a double standard. And women aren't required to sign up for selective service.

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i am bi and i would like to know if it is ok to touch a straight girl in the private parts The straight girl is the one you should be asking.

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Do we "baby" people with disabilities too much? Is this bad for their independence? Sometimes. That dude with the mental illness who went on a 28 hour mental/killing spree? One bullet will take care of a lot of expenses.

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Do you open the door in this situation? Turn on the porch light and ask loudly through the door what do they want? Ask them if they're willing to wait for a friendly neighbor to check them out before opening the door. Or, tell them to go away.

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I need advice. Set the tone right from the start. Tell him what behavior you expect from him and what isn't acceptable. If he toes the line, smack down on it. And be sure to inform your teacher of your concerns.

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I am 14 and im not sure whether er not coming out is a good idea http://gaylife.about.com/od/gayteens/Gay_Teenagers_Help.htm

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my boyfriend is leaving for the navy what should i expect? You may want to ask the recruiter for more info. http://www.ehow.com/how_2066261_be-military-girlfriend.html http://www.findlegaladvice.org/forum/Military/About-to-be-a-military-girlfriend-460447.htm

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Is it possible to believe that racial stereotypes hold much truth, yet also believe that there is not a generally superior race? Superior? In what manner?

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Where I am it is just twenty minutes before it is Thursday and today is my birthday will some Bagger send me a greeting to make my day? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FchMuPQOBwA

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Do you think Obama will be re-elected in 2012? Unless the Republicans can come up with something better than Failin Palin or Chucklesbee...

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Can someone please explain how Obama could extend Bush's travesty of freedom? (Patriot Act) I'm thinking aliens. And I'm only half joking.

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If Republicans want strict application of the Constitution, why do Republicans vote against the Constitution? Good Question. Uuuuuuuhhhhhh, only when it serves their interests?

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Boehner wants cuts. Pentagon "we can save 3bil on these engines we don't want/need" Boehner opposes it. Why is that? A billion here, a billion there, the next thing you know we'll be talking about real money. Well Glen Blaylock and Hardcore Conservative? Why is this?

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Have any interesting dreams lately? I've gotten a number of nightmares of my being married to that shrew of a Law Professor.

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When would you get annoyed of constant positivity? When would you get annoyed of constant negativity? When it's unrealistic. Which it seems to be more often than not. When it's also unrealistic. Which it is amply demonstrated by the Republican Party.

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What about a republican is conservative? They largely wish to conserve governmental actions, particularly behavioral laws, when it comes to themselves. But want MORE governmental behavioral laws to everyone else. As in- changing the Constitution to ban Gay Marriage.

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If Freedom isn't free, how much does it cost? More often than not- blood.

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"Our society puts a premium on beauty, common in declining cultures." What other cultures, besides the current ones, was this true for? What society or culture HASN'T put a premium upon beauty?

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i used to cut myself alot and my most recent ones have scard up and i need to know how to hid them from my girlfriend. Tattoos.

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Why in a world where there are so many F**ked up individuals who are just plain cruel, spiteful, vindictive, Survival mechanisms. It's what helped them survive in a rather harsh world.

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Why is it, when I ask a question about lying, men in particular seem to get really upset over it? If men told the truth, all of the time, they'd never get laid again.

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Guys, if something happened and you were unable to tell a lie as in the movie "Liar, liar" would your current relationship be over? Most of the times the wife never asks salient questions...

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how do i go on a real adventure? Quite easily. Go walk across the state, and don't bring your wallet.

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Tell me a secret... There is a certain spot on a woman that when properly manipulated can make her bark like a dog.

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Should we leave behind literature that will help future generations know and understand how we lived our personal lives? Yes. Assuming that there will be future generations. Often much slang that makes perfect sense to contemporaries, makes no sense to those who are not.

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Lately you could not care less about __________________ Palestinians.

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Despite "modern parenting," girls still love unicorns and boys still want to explore caves. Was Freud right? I'll ask the LGBT community.

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Is it possible to switch emotions off, or is that psychotic? (My ex used to do it....just wondering about your opinions) Yes. Many cops do so in order to survive. To keep from going psychotic on some lawbreakers. It's a survival mechanism.

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What is something that you have to pretend to care about so you don't hurt someone's feelings but really you don't care at all? Palestinians.

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Do you agree with the new rewriting of Mark Twain's book that eliminates the 'N' word (and replaces it with slaves)? I think it's complete foolishness. And that it's author could write a series of books about such a notion.

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Do american people find english people interesting?! Keep that Doctor Who series coming.

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In what situations is ignorance necessary for survival? I've noticed organized crime members take a rather dim view of wise guys who have too much curiosity.

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How witty and humorous do you think you are? At least half.

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If it was a perfect day for outdoor grilling would you still choose to cook something inside? Oh definitely. Considering the flammability of my backyard.

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1995 honda accord over 200.000 today when I got home n poped the hood.I saw one of the spark plug cap poped open.Oil all over my spark plugs And your question is?

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what would you do if you was 15 and they was no adults? Were no adults? Ever read the book: Lord of the Flies?

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Here in Arizona our govenor Jan Brewer got rid of all dqay kindergarten! What a bunch of BS! So now kids are going to be running around Arizona has a surfeit of older, retired, and most importantly greedy grouchy seniors.

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Why are we in this war that we are in? The usual. Cooler heads didn't prevail.

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What should happen to Al-Janabi, the CIA source who admitted to lying about WMD's in Iraq? Is this reason to end the occupation of Iraq? Draw and quarter. But this isn't a big surprise, as he'd been denounced many times apriori to the invasion of Iraq. He was quoted because he was good press copy.

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Oh my God there are pedophiles everywhere. What are we going to do with them? Send them to India? Ship them to China? How do we help this? Antartica. Let them molest penguins to their hearts content.

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What is a situation in which you feel as if you don't know what to say? Married.

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What are the chances of a lds member that is not a RM getting into BYU Provo? Such depends upon how they urinate.

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Firstly, why did G-d plant the tree in the garden? Can we truly blame Adam & Eve for sin when it all seems like a trap? What what I can tell, God's "master plan" appears to be: Plausible Deniability.

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Is it wrong that I believe there is nothing after death, even though the prospect scares me? Well apparently even talking about such things unnerves the fanatics...

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If there is a benevolent god, why do germs and virusses exist? Hmmm, maybe they're members of the "lost" tribes?

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POP QUIZ Who was the source for this quote speaking of: "Whenever he wants anything, that's when he gets a revelation." Who are we, us mere mortals to cast aspersions upon the Chosen of God?

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Is it not so much that everything that happens is God's plan but rather that no matter what happens is within it? Automatons we be?

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Who does God hate more, monogamous gays or sexually active heterosexual singles? Folks who live in trailer parks.

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When I'll find someone to love? :( Depending on your standards, you may just have to settle for "like". http://www.truecrimereport.com/2011/02/nathan_hemby_wishes_happy_vale.php

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What was the last thing that was nagging in the back of your mind? Did I leave the gas on? Did I lock the door? That kind of thing. Did I remember to leave the air holes unblocked this time?

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If you had to put a personal ad in a newspaper to find your true love, what would it say? Mad Scientist seeks same.

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Have you ever had someone rush you beyond belief only to make you wait? Yes I served 8 years in the military.

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Do you do things on a whim? And I've got the restraining order to show for it.

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Did U ever notice that the Red Sea looks like a rectum and the end looks like an a**hole? It really is the world's a**hole there.Been there Red sea? Yes. No, but it's mighty close to Jeddah and it's country of intestinal vermin.

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When was your last bubble bath? About two hours after my chili dinner.

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Right! I'm going to make a cup of tea! would you like one? In boiled water this time please.

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Name something we need now more than ever? Free Love.

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Did you have a good Valentines; what did you get? A synonym for cranium.

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I'm having problems with AB..keep getting kicked off...anybody else having the same problem? Yep. You can tell when the Conservative wackos blood pressure is going through the roof.

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What's the most undignified thing you've ever done? Ran three miles with a surprise wet fart staining my shorts. My first bout with dysentery.

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And your final answer is ________ ? A Kalashnikov, on full auto.

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What's something that You used to like to do, but may never do again? Jog.

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whats the first word that comes to mind when you hear the word "taxes"? Republicanhypocrisy

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I got a foot rub for St. V day...what did you get? Not my foot.

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What does this me "happiness is a journey...not a destination" As endorsed by the road council.

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why is it so difficult to speak your mind? Not everyone has such a coherent tongue as their mind is.

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Is there anyone that you admire for what they do for a living? If so, explain why you admire them. Porn stars. Getting paid for what a lot of others pay for.

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what does this mean "Money speaks a language everyone understands" Greed needs no translation.

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In a situation of imminent global destruction, what would you do? That hot number down the street.....

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Are you forced to see someone you can't stand day after day, minute by excrutiating minute? The law doesn't distinguish between real people and republicans...

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You are required to kill another species to extinction upon threat of death of your family...choose. Republicans....

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What would make you proud to be in trouble? What would make you ashamed of being in trouble? Standing up for what's right. Finding out that I was backing a perv.

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Most people own X-Rated movies. How many movies could someone have in their collection before you'd think of them as a pervert? About how many it would take for them to start storing them someplace than other in the bedroom.

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Why are people so dam shallow and greedy? Religion.

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Would you ever wear a WTF Blanket? (see video) Finally some truth in advertising.

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Ladies, If you were walking alone and a man was standing so only you could see him, and he masterbated to you, what would be your reaction? The kind of question that gets the attention of the police everywhere.

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I'm a guy who loves women, I have been having sexual feelings about a dog giving me anal sex. I don't find men attractive, am I gay No you're not gay. Mr. Republican.

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Bank of America,perhaps a target of Wikileaks, recommends targeting and intimidating Wiki supporters. What do you think of that? Well you know Wikileaks has hit a nerve when corporate america has it's dander up.

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When an athiest dies do you have funeral services in a church? Or in the funeral home.

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I am a straight women and have a bf. But i love watching women on women porn and turns me on what does this mean? It means that you're a straight woman with lesbian fantasies. Next question please...

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Is the national deficit a real concern to you? In what way has the deficit caused a problem for you financially? Yes. The national debt is like a cancer. Ignoring it won't make it go away.

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Body By _________ ? *as it applies to you. Buddha

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And Dad was always a darling except.... except what? When the folks he was trying to impress weren't around.

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Should the homeless go to a shelter or go to jail? Or perhaps those FEMA camps?.....

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What type of characteristic do you dislike most in a person...dishonesty, self centred, pompus, snobby.....or any others? A non-working relationship with soap and water.

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Is it more the core issue, with muslim unrest, that it's inequities of capitist ONLY rule, than the religious issues? More below. Religion is what keeps the poor from killing the rich.

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Should we put AnswerBag out of its misery,pull the plug and give it a proper burial at sea? Why? Just because it's not another Fux News talking parrot head?

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Does your family have any traditions they observe when a new baby is born? Congrats. It's considered a good thing when the kid looks like the father.

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Do you believe that one girl tricked her BF at the Valentine's day? What one girl?

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What kind of circumcision would leave a lot of extra skin(even when erect) under the penis? A vertical slice.

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What would make a nudist feel shy? Med school.

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How do you as a Muslim(living in the West) deal with the negative aspects of Western culture on your children ? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1543358/Father-killed-family-for-being-too-western.html

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Conservative writer says, "The idea of "gay conservative" is an oxymoron." Agree or Disagree and why? Technically no- a gay conservative is someone who is gay and wishes a fiscally conservative government. But the notion that there are even now, in this day and age Gay REPUBLICANS is mind boggling.

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7 trillion dollars trimmed from the U.S. budget, will the Republicans now say Obama isn't doing enough to help the people of the U.S.? He's Obama, anything he does is wrong.

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Did you hear about GOP Candidate jailed For lying in voter suppression probe? What are your feelings about this? Smack that boys arse down, regardless of his political party. But I'm not the least bit surprised...

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When Obama leads from the left, he's criticized by the left & gets little support. When he leads from the right, they support him. Why? We gave him little support? Humbug!

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When was America's national debt at zero? January 8, 1835. http://www.falmanac.com/2011/01/1835-united-states-national-debt-is-0.html

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Am I the last gamer on Earth who still hasn't tried WoW? No you're not. Draenei females may be hot looking, but I'm not gonna spend hours in front of a monitor just to maybe grab a peek up one's skirts.

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TRUE or FALSE: About missionaries. Agreed. They obviously feel that you're not capable of making informed decisions about your own beliefs.

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Given the choice,would you prefer to live under a secular or religious system of government? I have lived in a theocracy, both here in the U.S., and in Saudi Arabia. It SUCKS big time. Folks are still folks, but they feel holy about doing it.

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If all non-smokers are against legalizing marijuana, why should it be legal? Because folks don't need to go to jail over such an innocuous substance. And I get drug tested regularly- never failed yet- I don't do drugs.

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Are the only ones who criticize the War on Drugs stoners? Oh give me a freaking break. Time to pull your head out: Eleven more casualties of the “War on Drugs” http://www.clevelandleader.com/node/12026 The war on drugs is about as successful as the war on Alcohol. Remember Prohibition? You're full of it.

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What is the best comeback to say to someone who tells you that you are mentally slow? Lay off the caffeine Speedy.

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Why is it whenever there is a dark secret buried it is YOU with a shovel behind your back? Since when is a spoon a shovel?

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Can that which took away in the past from what we discover to be true in the future be the work of God? Huh?

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Is there such a thing as the "Perfect Religion";and if so which one is it? According to every god-gobber: Theirs.

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Religious: Don't you see, your 'freedom' to express your religious beliefs impinges my freedom to not hear about your religious beliefs? And I'm free to walk away from someone else's sermonising.

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Is everyOne on Answerbag religious or what? Is Bald a hair color?

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TRUE OR FALSE: Brigham Young was inspired to leave space for elevators in the Salt Lake Temple design. I've heard this urban legend, also included holes for electrical sockets. But if such actually occurred- I'm sure FARMS would be quoting it 24/7.

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what will u do with some one who had made very bad behaviours and hurt u years ago but now is a poor and helpless man ? At this point, the fact that he's down and trodden, and swallowed enough pride to request my help- can be enough revenge. I'll try to help. But at the first sign of hurting me again...

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Is it ok for my husband to deprive me from sex? There is an option. Inability or Refusal to Have Sexual Relations •If one of the parties cannot have sexual relations with the other party, especially if they concealed that fact before the marriage, an annulment may be granted. In some jurisdictions, if a party refuses to engage in sexual relations with his or her spouse, the annulment may be granted. Read more: What is an Annullment? |...

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Baiting: Most of the time it's the _______ who are baiting the ______ . Or any other religious wacko.

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What is something that you believe in, that some other people may consider silly? I believe in using turn signals.

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After the horse is gone what's the point of keeping the barn door locked? To keep the lawyers from straying in.

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What is car surfing and have you ever seen it or engaged in it? Car surfing is where some fool climbs out of behind the wheel of a car whilst going slowly down a road and gets on the roof of the car and "surfs' like it's surf board. Yes I have. One I did see online was where some kid does it, and a nearby kid jumps into the car and steals it from underneath him. I laughed.

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Have you ever let a one night stand cum in your ass and why? Not yet.

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It's nice to receive approval. Do you cave when you don't? Heck no. They're being honest.

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Do you see yourself to be a tolerant and patient person? Do those who know you share your opinion? On occasion. Who cares?

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Could the world be a happy place if there were no gay people? Nah, the prudes would find something else to grouse about.

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What reason(s) would get you out of the house at 4am? Mistress.

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If you found a photo of yourself naked online, what would you do? Try to keep from going blind.

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What might be one indication that you will not be having a good day? When I get called into the boss's office to have a talk with the FBI agent. Again.

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Guys, what's one of the best things a girl/your gf/ your wife said to you? Yes I'll do that kinky stuff.

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Name something that you did today that you have never done before. Not finished a stack of pancakes.

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What do You put on, when "changing into something more comfortable"? Her.

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What's something that someone might be very careful about picking up? Whether or not she's a cop undercover.

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How do you feel about the police in your area? Someone needs to watch the watchers. A few years ago, the city settled with a number of street walkers who sued the city because of a couple of our "finest' chose to use their duty time to sexually harass and rape them.

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What is your escape from daily stress? Orgasm.

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Do you believe in finding "the one" person who is your one and only perfect match in this world? Or for tonight yes.

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Anybody feel like having a good old fashioned snow day so we can stay home and sleep and have hot cocoa?? My job would have me out and working extra hard because of a snow day.

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If you could be with anyone in the world right now, who would you want to be with? My wife of course. Not that she's on AB regularly or anything like that to make me say such a thing...

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So what books have you bought or received and haven't read yet? How long have they been collecting dust? A whole stack of Heavy Metal Magazines that I've been meaning to read- for the last ten years.

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If we had to vote for a permanent president who would you vote for? None of the above. A permanent president would be come a tyrant toot suite.

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Is being ignored because people look past you or through you and never see you better than being ridiculed? Does being invisible rock? Yes. Hell yes. Folks are so determined to not pay attention to you that they'll injure themselves walking into things.

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It's nice to know that when you are out of sight you are not out of the minds of friends. They reach out and say "miss you". Nice,right? Wouldn't know.

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Are you estranged from your parent/parents? And if so, what do you feel are the main reasons, and do you think things could ever change? My old man? oh yeah. Main reason? he and and I had a disagreement concerning how much spit I'm supposed to take from him. Not until he grows up.

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Have you ever purposely drunk water from a lake, pond, river etc? Yes. Some of those sources of water were clean and fresh enough to drink from.

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Were you a nerd growing up? (for those who have grown up.) Relatively speaking yes.

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Have you ever looked someone in the eyes and said: " Your are an idiot."? Quite often, for the millisecond or two that person's eyes could lock eyes with mine.

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Is a white car in a snowstorm good camouflage? In Canada perhaps. Now NYC and places east, no. Because a lot of that snow doesn't hit the ground white.

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would getting kicked in the balls with ballerina pointe shoes hurt more than other shoes? Doubtful, they may be padded, but their toes are still going to get impacted. Now with the point there is a good chance that the point may slide in between the testes. But with a reinforced shoe of leather or a sneaker- it be blunt force trauma all of the way.

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If you or a loved one’s life literally depended upon you becoming a prostitute and there was no other Yes.

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Are you going to get some tonight? I can get some ANY night. Sometimes with the wife.

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Do the corrupt seek power or does power corrupt? Vicious circle. Those who don't deserve power, enjoy what little they've got. So they seek more.

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What would you do if U recieve roses or any type of Vday gift from someone u did'nt want them from?What is the proper way of dealing w this If it was the first time, I'd be gracious. If it was the second or any subsequent time after telling them "no thanks", I'd start getting more dramatic.

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How many female lawyers are there in the United States? A spit load. http://www.uslaw.com/library/article/ABAWomenJustice.html Enough to make their spouses dare not to even think of cheating on them.

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curious to know how many bi couples are out there? Quite a few. Assuming the third is a hot young female....

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Do YOU have a ONE track mind? I do..but at least it tracks and is going in the direction I want..:D Yeah me too. It's neither straight nor narrow.

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Are anti-war people just scarred little children hiding behind women's skirts to avoid conflict at all costs? No, some of us have been on the frontlines and have seen what utterly futile gestures that war is.

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My crush (of 2 years) didn't reply my valentine's day message to him. What am i going to do now? im crushed. Did you send it anonymously? Well lass, some of us guys get loads of those kind. And end up wondering who sent them all.

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Why do people ask questions that they could easily answer themselves using Google? Because google is too damned literal. Even when I KNOW what it is I'm looking for, I still have to 'separate the wheat from the chaff' when it comes to finding a point.

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Found out today that the guy I thought was really cute is married. Anyone else had a not so good valentine's day? So why should you let that limit you?

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What percentage of "straight" men have a homosexual encounter? A lot more than they're willing to admit to.

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What do you do if you don't have a special someone one on Valentine's Day? (Go to a movie?) Single's bar. Chances are you'll find someone else who's without a special someone too.

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Do you have somebody who sexually arouses you and who is he/she? I'm a guy. Even the crack of dawn looks good now and again.

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why are women's cleavages sexy? They're 'secondary sexual characteristics". Which is nature's way of saying- if there is grass on the field it's time to play!

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Do you like Valentines day? Give at least 3 reasons... and MAKE THEM REASONABLE!! I get laid more often. Even a lot of girls who know I'm married still flirt. Women who normally wouldn't urinate me if I were on fire- are willing to talk to me.

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With all the HATE'N goin on isn't it wonderful to have a day designated to LOVE? Yeah. Just wish some more of those college coeds got into the groove, if you catch my drift...

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Traffic circles vs. Stop lights? Stop Lights. Traffic circles suck big time. Here in Eugene, Oregon the city council has fallen in love with the circles. And have been threatened with being voted out if they make any more.

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Do you think you're lazy? Yes I am. I feel that I'd rather do something right the first time so as to avoid having to do it over and over until it's right. That way, it get's done and I can go get a nap.

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Do you think mature single women tend to be, in general, needy and neurotic? Yes. But you could've just said women, period. And still be correct.

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You have a choice of taking the low road (more short-term satisfaction) or the high road (no regrets). Which do you choose? High road. I get to look down on the crowds of folks.

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im 13...what can i cut myself with it has to be something other than a knife or razor? For the real sharp edge- try glass. Obsidian or flint is some of the more natural sharpest edges that nature can provide.

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Omg why is life so boring?! please help me make it better! I'm going to suggest something that would get me arrested for even thinking: Run away from home. Spend a few months on the streets, starving your arse off, not getting enough sleep from keeping one eye open to avoid street predators, freezing your butt off on the streets, getting brushed off for help from well to do obese folks. Then go home. Settle in. And work your fanny off for an...

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How many people who voted for Obama are EXTREMELY disappointed? Not yet. Extraordinarily GLAD we didn't get McSame and Failin Palin.

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Do you vote for the best candidate over all or just the best in your party? Ye Gads! Palin? gimme a break!

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Do you think America has reached her peak as a world power?If so what was her downfall?can she right it?And how? Pretty close to it. President Bu$h and his unnecessary invasion of Iraq. His snatching defeat from the jaws of victory after 9/11. I dunno.

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Would Reagan be considered a Republican in name only today? He was a master at bipartisan cooperation. Wouldn't he be shunned for that? The fact that Reagan was even willing to work with Democrats is indicative that he's a RINO. As compared to the "take no prisoner's, our way or the highway" Neo-Cons of today.

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Some take pride in being vilified. Those who were on Richard Nixon's "Enemies List" seemed honored to be there. Would you? Yes. Richard Nixon though president, wasn't deserving of such honors.

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Should a parole boards ability to approve or deny a convicts freedom be split equally with a peer or "tax payers" board? I like the way you think. But here's a different thought: What if the performance of the parolee is tied in with the parole boards future? The parolee goes out and commits another crime, he/she said they'd never do? The parole boardmembers who said let them go- get to share the remainder of the parolee's first prison time.

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Does Fox News and Republicans hate poor people? New budget cuts aimed at the poor. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hLd14DT_uY Yes. Big surprise there. When HAVEN'T either given a damn about them?

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Is Obama a great president. Unfortunately, he is the best of what was available.

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The prevalence of failed states. A failed state is one in which those who claimed that they can govern themselves, prove that they cannot. Yet adamantly refuse to acknowledge it- usually in a rather forceful manner. Which tends to compound the problem. Perhaps. But there is a slight problem with that notion. There are several states that have not failed, who were also colonies. One can blame whom one wants for any...

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What does an average Republican believe? From what I can tell: The Average Republican apparently feels that the standards that everyone else needs to live up to- doesn't apply to Republicans http://www.republicanoffenders.com/ http://www.republicansexoffenders.com/ http://www.awolbush.com/whoserved.html

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why cant they find president obamas us birth certificate They have, and they can. The problem is- folks refuse to see it.

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When you think of a logical person, what are your first thoughts? Epicurus.

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When someone does not like you, do you want to know why? Why or why not? I have no control over the fools of this world, nor do I wish to.

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Do you have one or more Gifts of the Spirit? Which is it? Don't know for sure, but I wish the ghost had left the receipt with it so I could turn them in for something better.

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TRUE OR FALSE: "Faith is just a convenient excuse to believe anything that can't be proven rationally and/or via evidence." "Faith is believing something you know ain't true." - Mark Twain http://www.atheistempire.com/greatminds/greatest.php

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Have you ever tested your belief by the same standards you apply to other beliefs you have rejected? Still waiting for the god to show, yes.

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Do you think god created us or did we come from apes? Most Western religions speak of man being made out of mud.

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MORMONS: How can one tell when Joseph Smith, Jr. was speaking as The Prophet and when as just a man? Such is dependently relative. What is good press copy now- is/was his talking as a prophet. If it's not good press copy tomorrow- then he was talking as a man.

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Some religious people say 'wake up and see the light!!' -But has religious belief ever held a candle to the LIGHT of knowledge? Well, how many religions have put a man on the moon?

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TRUE OR FALSE: Utah leads in toupee, implant, makeup and Prozac sales because Mormons are obsessed with maintaining a perfect public image. I'm afraid the best I can give you here is anecdotal evidence.

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Should the US ban the burqua, and arrest Muslim husbands on charges of false imprisonment and slave holding? Or, since it's so PC to No. So long as they ain't forcing anyone else to their religious laws, I've got no problem with them.

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Are people who talk to a god delusional? What's the difference between a person talking to a god and a person claiming to talk to aliens?

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According to Christianity Today (newsletter) 'atheists suffer from a kind of cognitive malfunction or disease'. Can we sue them? Humans also suffer from another kind of disease: Hirsuitismlessness. Meaning- that we're not covered with fur like our closest kin- the Bonobo. Does it mean it's a sue-able condition? Nope, it's just another bit of evidence for evolution.

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Atheists: If a vote was held today to ban all religions and religious expression, how would you vote? Banning would be foolishness. You ban something, you give it an allure. Got Alcohol?

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why do people praise god when a person survives a air plain crash yet he lets the other 200 plus die? Obviously God had "other plans" for the other 200+.

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Why is there so much more information on Greek or Roman myth as compared to Egyptian Greeks and Romans wrote down their myths in languages that were translated millenia ago. With Egyptian we needed the Rosetta Stone to begin a translation.

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Valentines? Joyful, painful or sorrowful? All three.

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Is it better to ask for permission or forgiveness? Forgiveness. You accomplish something first...

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has anyone here ever had a three way with a couple they met over the internet? ive seen one a normal dating site but my gut says its false Yes I have. But like always you gotta be careful. http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/notorious_murders/women/neelley/1.html If it's too good to be true, it probably is... http://www.onlinedatingmagazine.com/features/onlinedatingsafetytips.html

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Have you ever had wonderful picture taken of you on vacation and have some guy in the background ruin it? Dude. That's what makes my vacations all worth it. I LOVE doing that to other folks pics.

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When you were growing up, did your parents ever say, don't swallow chewing gum as it will ____? Stay in your guts for 7 years. As if.

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If you could create something, what would it be and why? A fully operational fembot. Bill Gates eat your heart out.

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What do you usually use something sharp to do? dismember

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a ________ in the hand is worth two ________ in the bush! nun hookers

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I'm sick of work, so i called in sick for both of us. Random road trip. Where are we going? http://sealioncaves.com/home/ Full of stinky, loud, obnoxious, mammals, just like work. But what the hey! It's on the ocean!

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_____ + _____ = ______? Man Woman Trouble

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Is it me or is it hot in here? It's outside and it's winter. You must be having another hot flash.

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I'm hungry, what should I have to eat? Boiled housecat.

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That party last night was crazy!! Now remind me again, how did I end up outside? Well you fought off everyone when they were trying to drag you in in your state of undress.

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A new planet is found and you get to name it. What is it? It's cold, harsh, unforgiving, and deadly. I call it Planet Kif.

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say the name Justin? recently arrived

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What is the largest single object that you own? Mortgage.

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Don't tell me who you are. Tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you who you are. Agree or disagree? Friends?

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What color are your eyes? Mostly white.

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Other than the obvious, what "else" might someone use a ruler for? Knuckle swatter.

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If you were a type of dinosaur, what would you be? Extinct.

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What comes to mind when I say 'cup?' the I-cup.

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What comes to mind when I mention 'zoo'? Islam.

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What is a waste of time? ;) Palestine.

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if you had to have sex with one animal which would it be?? A human female animal.

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What do you think of when I say Ketchup?? Universal Condiment.

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Effects of violent video games on behavior Done. How on earth did folks get an excuse to commit violence before video games were invented?

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What is something you never wanted but all ways get... Nothing more than a smile from a young lady.

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What is your definition of "evil?" Not giving a damn.

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Should we continue space exploration? Or medical advances? Yes and Yes. Life would be a lot different if folks stayed in Africa, eh?

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How are humans going to come up with a unified judgement system, that means, all people will know when things are right and wrong? Oh we all already do. It's insuring that everyone else gets justice that remains elusive.

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I rarely _____ anymore like I used to , because ____ ? zing folks I can't outrun them.

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Have you reached your peak internet usage yet? I find myself using it less and less over the past 2 years. So long as they keep making porn...

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what are the things you cant/shouldnt say/post on the internet? Child Porn.

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Name a couple of fast food restaurants, now name a couple of classy restaurants. Which was harder? McDonald's. Burger King. El Tovar, Ahwahnee. Neither. I've worked at both.

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What is something you just can't seem to understand? Why folks who work for a living vote for Republicans.

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At what intersection(road name)are you at, on the "road of life"? The long abandoned spooky one.

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Does the look in a persons eyes show you how much they care? Nope. What they do afterwards, shows.

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Can temporary insanity be used to justify tax evasion? You can try. But tax evasion is one of the few crimes that the Government has no sense of humour whatsoever over.

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What is something that you can do with your feet just as well as you can with your hands? Play the piano.

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would u be.... Best of both worlds.

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What would you do if you went to a strip club and this "person" wanted to give you a lap dance? That's ONE reason why I don't go to Strip Clubs in Montana anymore.

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Did you know JP Morgan Chase makes money from Food Stamp recipients? What do you think of that? Imagine that. Republicans always finding a way to turn a profit.

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It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood War is hell. Agree? Most definitely agreed. http://www.awolbush.com/whoserved.html

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Ann Coulter at CPAC: "I think there should be more jailed journalists." Do you agree? Why? No Small Irony... haters gotta hate Hypocrites gotta ...

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Been to Walmart lately? If you are in this compilation, I'm sorry. . . Well SHEESH! The ONE time I duck into Wally World, and some fool takes my pic.... Yowza. Seeing that one lady with her back boobies bigger than the boobies on other women.... Muffin Tops galore. Some things are now permanently etched into my mind. Thanks a lot.

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Does anyone else ESPECIALLY the retired or current Militaty find this SO SAD? I have to put it in an answer for lack of room Or when the President is rumbling about going to war? Oh yeah. We know.

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do u buy urself bday and xmas presents? All of the time. I always get what I want.

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Sometimes during anal sex my bf tells me how he'd like to do the same to my son (by another man). It turns me ON. Is this wrong and why? When folks talk dirty during sex, nothing is too outre. Now, if he talks about doing such when you're not in bed, then it's time to worry...

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What are the top things to remember when planning a wedding? Please keep it to 10. Thanks! #1- get the guy to propose. After that, it's all downhill...

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What has destroyed you? Dealing with other people.

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How do I get two of my girlfriends to realize that they're driving me crazy always calling me to complain about their loser boyfriends? Hit on them.

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I'm seriously attracted to dicks, but not men, only women. WTF's wrong with me? P.S. I'm a guy. Sounds like you're a she-male kind of guy.

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What is the best thing in life itself? Oxygen.

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If money wasn't an issue, where would be your ideal place to get married? Nowhere.

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is there anything good about viruses? Well modern medicine has discovered that various viri can be used in genetic engineering. http://www.ucsusa.org/food_and_agriculture/science_and_impacts/science/genetic-engineering-techniques.html

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Is marriage necessary? No. But a lot of women think so.

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Do you believe in the after life? Not sure if I'm up to the before life.

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What is your strange fascination with clock parts? The fact that they don't work despite my adding the very best butter to them.

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My boyfriend's middle school sister was caught stripping and fingering herself on webcam for a boy classmate. Does this happen often? Only your boyfriends middle school sister can answer that.

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What would be the most inappropriate gift to give someone on their wedding? https://friskybusinessboutique.com/store/secure/images/products/3431.jpg

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What would be the most inappropriate gift to give someone on their wedding? http://images.chemistdirect.co.uk/images/productimages/large/n6197-basix_12_inch_double_dong.jpg

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What's the last thing someone shared with you? The Flu.

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If you compared your EX to a motor vehicle, what make/model would they be? A 1958 Edsel. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edsel Overhyped, overpriced, and defective.

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where can i buy a hard hat in the phoenix area? AGS Safety & Supply 3010 s. 52 st, Tempe, AZ 85282 (602) 535-2000 – (888) 820-9407 – (602) 535-2001 (Fax) ‎ azglove.com http://maps.google.com/maps/place?hl=en&safe=off&wrapid=tlif129764316349510&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=safety+and+supply+goods+phoenix+arizona&fb=1&gl=us&hq=safety+and+supply+goods&hnear=Phoenix,+AZ&cid=2959587833350117230

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Rep. Tom McClintock (R-Calif.) described his past vote to renew the Patriot Act as a "terrible mistake" I agree. Do you? A republican worth voting for. I agree, verily.

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Who's your Valentine? Me wife, and the one I love.

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What is the best route to a healthy maturity? Being made to deal with the consequences of your actions.

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What would you do if I have you a foot long for 5 dollars ? If you had me a foot long for five dollars? I'd go somewhere else for a better price.

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Should parents have the right to withhold medical treatment from children because of the parents religion? Well as much as I'm gonna get flak for this- yes. If it's part of their 'religion' to abuse their kids in such a manner, then they should be allowed to. Darwinism after all.

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Should the constitution be amended to remove the Electoral Colledge? I'm not too keen on the notion of tinkering with something that works.

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what's the good thing about the blackwater If you're a stock holder in the companY?

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THE UNITED STATES IS JUSTIFIED IN USING PRIVATE MILITARY FIRMS ABROAD TO PURSUE ITS MILITARY OBJECTIVES. UN-justified. Mercenaries don't have to beholden to the UCMJ.

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Disenchanted Obama voters: What made you realize that putting him in office was a mistake? And when did you realize it? Considering the offal that was running against Obama, not yet.

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Why is it that government-run prison industries, paying 21 cents an hour, still cannot bid as cheaply as the private sector? Another legacy of the Republicans!

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"Yes We Can!!" ... Yes we can what? What sick ideas was Obama 'really' talking about? Well for one thing, not invading a country unnecessarily...

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Was Tricky Dick's Willy Slick? When wasn't it?

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Share some discoveries of self-revolution? http://advancedmasturbation.com/

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whats the most popular item in the world Oxygen.

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do chicks like the tast of cum? Some take to it like a duck to water, and others have to learn...

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comment on this if you agree that cats are annoying Yes cats can be annoying. But they're preferable over dogs.

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If SCIENCE answers "How" and RELIGION answers "WHY" without religion what answers when the people ask "Why NOT"? Porn.

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could you run your country better than the person who runs it now? Knowing what America is like, I'd have been assassinated very very quickly...

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Have you ever given in to some crazy urge? And I've got the restraining order to show for it.

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I need to know how to stop cutting myself. Well just keep right on cutting. Eventually you'll cut too deeply and you'll never have to worry about cutting ever again...

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Is this considered animal abuse? Yes. That's considered animal abuse in many states.

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What age do you feel like to yourself? Whatever age the lady lets me get away with feeling...

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How intelligent are Americans today How many other countries have put a Man on the Moon?

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Is there something you are indifferent about? The latest "anti-Obama" hysteria flavor of the moment.

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My mom always says to me and my brother that we should trust Jesus but why should we trust him if he has done NOTHING for us ? That's where faith comes into play. Apparently.

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When somewhat tries to lay a big ol' guilt trip on you, what do you say back to them? Depends upon the situation. If it's the boss, or the wife, I act contrite. If it's not, the boss or the wife, I blow them off.

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is it reasonable to expect employers to accomodate employees personal life needs I do expect my employer to accomodate my need to use a toilet, yes.

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Which words leave a bitter taste in your mouth when you hear them? Why do they? ANY religious fanatic, talking as if they really do know what's gonna happen when a person dies. WE both know they're talking smack.

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Do you believe the saying "Hurt people hurt people"? Yes, but I've also noticed many non-hurt people hurting people too.

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Do you feel nervous when you're around other people who are nervous? No. Folks are always nervous whenever I'm around.

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What kind of functioning wisdom is their in silence? By keeping silent whilst listening to other folks "debate', you can usually discover what subject they've been avoiding...

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What is it that just doesn't feel right to you? It's one thing to flirt with a nice looking young lady, young enough to be a daughter. But it sure as hell doesn't feel right, to attempt a 'deeper' relationship with one.

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Do you have intuitional, spiritual consciousness, a total knowing of some things? True knowing has nothing to do with scientific PROOF. True Knowing is what the 9/11 suicide pilots had when they crashed planeloads of innocents into buildings.

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What do you think is the reason behind women having sex with there sons best friend? For the same reason male pedos go after their prey. Power.

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How do you read body language? http://www.wikihow.com/Read-Body-Language

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My bestfriend almost killed herself because of me. What should I do to get rid of the guilt? What guilt? Your bestfriend is a rather nicely accomplished blame thrower. You may have been bossy- but she chose to allow it to occur. So instead of her taking responsibility for her actions she tries to guilt you into taking the blame? That little drama queen is gonna use her 'suicide' attempt, to try and manipulate you in the future. Wait and see.

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Why don't people just stop believing in a God and see what happens? Well I've tried, and things seemed to improve actually. Not wasting too much time in Church for one thing.

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What is the easiest, most painless way to self-suicide? Impossible to answer. As anyone who has committed suicide has never come back to let folks know how it went.

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What is something that comforts you when you are deeply sad? A nap.

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What will happen with U.S. relations now that the world has seen what it does for its allies that its had for over 30 years? The same thing that we've done to other countries for over 200. No different than the way other countries treat each other.

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All great civilizations live and die. Are we next? Such can be either put off, or adapt to change.

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Is there really any difference between "modernisation" and "Americanisation"? Yes, many countries can successfully achieve modernisation without the baggage of Americanization. For one thing many modern countries have Universal Health Care.

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What is the best way to handle someone being rude to you? Such depends upon how much I think I can get away treating the same way back.

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If God cannot dwell in the presence of sin, how can he be all present? Good one.

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What do you think you were put on this earth to do? So far so good.

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Ever see a bible thumper go berzerk? Wow what a hissyfit! It's GOTTA be in Oklahoma City. More times than I care to count, I've seen such... in Oklahoma city. One time I got told off by a 'good' christian because I managed to get to a good parking spot before she did. She told me that "god's gonna punish you for that"!

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What is the point of liking someone if you know you will never get anything out of them? If you truly like someone, you really don't care if you never get anything out of them. Personally I rather 'like' Sandra Bullock. And I KNOW I'm never gonna get "anything' out of her.

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What Ring of Hell are you going to? Knowing my past- all of them.

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Have you ever asked God to pray for YOU? http://godisimaginary.com/ Since God cannot be bothered to keep his word...

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Read (Daniel 7:1-5) using animal symbolism is daniel describing the fall of america (EAGLE) & the rise of mother Russia(bear) http://www.abhota.info/end1.htm

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What do you think god is? http://godisimaginary.com/

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What are some things I can tell my mom to let me date someone way older than me? Like, i'm 14, and he's 17. Not too bad, right? He's rich. He wants to be a doctor... I'll take a chaperone along...

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Are you good at multitasking? explain your limits.... No more than 3 women at a time.

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Did jesus & the prophets use parables in order to confused and contradicts the mind & heart of those who faithfully follow satan? to confused and contradicts? You may want to apply some English rules to your verb tense shift in an effort to improve your question

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Why do people trust/believe every single thing that is written in the Bible if it was written by man? Bibliolatry. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bibliolatry Folks worshipping the messenger.

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How do you kill angels? Such has been explored before. In the TV series Supernatural, Lucifer had a sword that had the ability to destroy an angel. Whereas in: The Convent of Hell; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Convent_of_Hell Someone manages to essentially....rape... an angel to death. Additionally in the movie Dogma: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogma_(film) After converting an Angel to human form, they...

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Would you ever share an ajoining hotel room with in-laws? Only if they kept it down to a dull roar.

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Would you rather have the ability to fly or go back in time? Explain why? Fly. I'd still have to come back otherwise.

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Would you go inside a church get food and walk outside and give it to a hobo? If he's too damned lazy to get it himself.

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Is Obama a douchebag or what? (This is just a test) That's President Douchebag, there bub.

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Have you ever been stuck in something and unable to get out on your own? Oh you're married too eh?

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Have you ever wanted something you thought you just had to have and when you got it the pleasure of owning it wasn't there? Oh you're married too eh?

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Have you tried turning it off, waiting 10 seconds and then turning it on again? Is it working now? Yes I did. Which is why I got out the hammer.

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Do you find this joke funny? Yes I do. But then I'd be one to check for the family anyways...

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If I told you you had a hot body would you hold it against me? ;) Chill lass.

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What the hell! why did you punch me!?! I'm trying to get that tarantula off.

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Ladies, when you go to the gym, what is the main purpose of your visit there? Inspire blue balls, would be my guess.

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Why am I SO HUNGRY?!? I can't seem to eat enough! Growth spurt.

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can't we just get rid of the dime? Yes, but try telling that to the MInt.

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Why are some people able to produce leaping changes while most can contribute incremental changes at best? Because they've figured out what's easiest as opposed to what folks want.

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"Do not pray for easier lives, pray to be stronger men" are the wise words of _______________? Pith poor leaders.

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What springs to mind when I mention the word Dutch? Hookers.

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When someone calls you sea biscuit, what are they really calling you? http://www.sealifegifts.net/dried_sealife.html I am NOT related to a sand dollar.

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Where would you want to live? No noisy neighbor's dog.

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A river flows in the direction its told to. It has no choice but we do, so what will we do? I'm a lot more complicated than a river.

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What do you do when someone insists upon trying to flirt with you, but they make your skin crawl and you can't be impolite? Oh goodness, would you look at the time!

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IF YOU COULD MAKE ONE LAW WHAT WOULD IT BE College coeds can get extra credit for graduation by having sex with a Disabled Veteran. Not that I'm personally interested in such or anything...

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Hey! Why did you stare my girlfriend?! Oh? That was a female?

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I am twenty years old. Engaged. And living on my own with my fiancée. Is it wrong for me to want a child so badly? Biological clock is ticking. And the clock don't care about wedding bells. I'd suggest getting a puppy.

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The thicker the wallet, the________. older the bachelor.

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Have u ever felt like ur on right path, exactly where ur supposed to be and doing what ur meant to do in that moment or series of moments? All of the time.

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After a slaughter of a small crowd, you find that you have killed some of your friends. You think of them as: What friends?

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In the not-too-distant future is it one day possible that schools, health care and almost everything else be run by major corporations? Schools have corporate sponsors. http://www.theroc.org/updates/pepsi.htm Health care is run by HMO's and Insurance companies. And now corporations are considered to be "citizens". http://chestofbooks.com/business/law/Case-Method/7-Corporation-As-A-Citizen.html

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What is love? What makes you feel loved? Orgasms.

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Where does the expression "Wet your Whistle"come from...? Ever try to whistle with a dry mouth?

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Would you do something you know is wrong because you knew for sure no one would find out? A few times yes, for the most part no. I'm human.

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why do people put up with the criminal elements in their neighborhood? Because: A) the C.E., has more guns. B) The C.E. has family connections in the local law enforcement.

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"You should be kissed, and often. And by someone who knows how." What movie kiss is the best? What makes a kiss great? Mine? A Genital Kiss. http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1G1-156204668.html Deep Throat. The title says it all.

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is a little more than ten dollars to much for a teen boy to spend on his girlfriend? Such depends upon whether or not he want's more than a kiss...

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Which is the opposite sex, males or females? Whomever is on the opposite side of the room.

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why do americans need health care ? didn't george washington whittle a set of teeth out of a tree at little or no cost? Because we can't whittle a new brain lobe out of wood when we have a stroke.

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I need some inspiring words. I broke up with a guy who just never tried, and it hurts. I feel like I will never meet someone else When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. Helen Keller Happiness does not consist in pastimes and amusements but in virtuous activities. Aristotle Happiness resides not in posessions and not in gold; the feeling of happiness dwells in the soul. Democritus People with many interests...

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What is the difference between and Introverted Nerd and an Extroverted Nerd? Internal or external bleeding after a jock pounds on him.

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is there an evil twin of you in another universe? No. I am the evil twin.

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for vegans....... how long would you hold out if you had to eat meat to survive? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISSyBjm1H9Y

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Can you do any magic tricks? Quite a few actually. I can make 'it' disappear.

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What is the most ridiculous reason why you had to leave work early? I'll keep that in mind... When I got called in to take my kid in because she'd been acting up. Turned out- wasn't my kid. Someone else's. They called the wrong parent.

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Proposed Kansas bill would require a paternity test of all children at birth. Should all kid's DNA be tested at birth? Why/Why No? Methinks that such would be a double jeopardy kind of thing. It may instead cause a lot more divorces...

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I'm I gay? Or did you rather prefer to be with a girl? If not, then I'd say that your boyfriend needs to learn something called: Foreplay. http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_200/235_love_tip.html One of the biggest thing a guy needs to learn, is be patient in getting the woman in the mood.

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Iowa has a child abuse registry. Your name could be placed on it even if you are not guilty. What is your opinion of this? Interesting. Considering the sheer ability of Child Services everywhere has to screw over folks, and yet somehow they also manage to overlook real predators in the bargain, methinks that such a list needs some major overhauling.

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Are goths mentally retarded? They seem it. No. It's just a fad. The more you disapprove, the more they like it.

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Would you be ok with Ur elementary age child having a teacher who does drugs sells sex toys and is very promiscous?Do u believe our teachers You mean like aspirin? Only if she doesn't sell such toys as a teacher in school. And I don't care who she boinks when it's her off time. I think that so long as it doesn't affect their job it's none of my business.

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why wont you die!?! A question often asked by the Conservatives here on AB.

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The DEA proposes allowing big Pharma to make a THC in pill form. The rest of us? THC still means prison. Your thoughts? Just legalise the damned thing. Why should I pay through the nose for something that grows naturally in my back yard? Or would be...

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Do you live to work or work to live? I work so that I may enjoy the rest of my non-work hours by NOT living underneath a bridge.

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if you could restart your life would you? and what would you change? But only if I got to keep my memories from this one. Damn near everything.

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What does the Jewish Religion belive,besides about Christ and who you feel he really was? http://www.jewfaq.org/index.htm If he existed he wasn't anything near what folks claim he is now.

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have you ever seen a dude cry like really cry and if you did what for? Yes I have. He got some long overdue justice.

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What would you desire from an Atheistic Country? 1) Representative Republic. 2) Oblivia. 3) One Night in Bangkok.

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How has Western culture influenced the youths in the Muslim world? Got 9/11? I'd say so.

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Is there a term in psychology to explain boys fixating and fantasising on relationships with girls they cannot have? Puberty.

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Are Wiccans just losers who never grew out of the Dungeons and Dragons phase? Considering Wiccans were practicing long before Gary Gygax was a gleam in his daddy's eye...

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God needs blood to fix the world, but only his own has the magical power to do it. So did he give himself a body and then killed it? WTF? He sacrificed himself to himself because man, whom he created, did exactly what he created them to do....

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Isn't christianity a form of spiritual blackmail, 'Worship me or I burn you forever' , sounds like blackmail to me? And how is such different from any other religion?

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is obama irish? (READ DISCRIPTION) No. But nice try.

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3 weeks ago Hillary Clinton said the Mubarak regime was"stable". What was she thinking,or smoking? The regime is in fact stable. Stable enough to step down without blood. FAIL.

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Would you consider............William Shatner, to be the.............epitome.......of................awesomeness? No. Hugh Hefner on the other hand...

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Do you buy Obama's latest attempt at self-Reaganization in calling himself by the famous Reagan role of "the gipper"? Not really. But then, I've yet to swallow a single one of your cockamamy assertions.

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Will Egyptians rid themselves of a secular dictatorship for a theocratic one? Unknown. I'm sure we can count on the religious side of things to do everything they can to grab power.

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Did you hear? GW Bush deserves credit for the revolution in Egypt! The National Post says so! Do you agree? LOL.

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Is everyone that thinks weed should be legalized a stoner? No. We can benefit greatly economically and be paying less taxes as well.

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Where do we get our rights from? From the Constitution, despite Religion's best efforts to the contrary.

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Do you think people are severely selfish now a' days? Dude, folks have been talking about being nice to others for millenia.

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Why He-Man wear less clothes than She-Ra? He's Gay. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht1rJTLr9pk&feature=related

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Whe have you given something or someone a "second chance"? What happened? They wanted another chance after that...

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im 12 i havent got my period can i make it come Just be patient, it'll come in it's own sweet time.

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Is your hate for a group of people proof that you're evil, or is there usually a good reason when a group of people hates another group? I'd say it's more of an- unreasoning hatred that could be considered evil. A- "My mind is made up, don't try to confuse me with the facts' mindset.

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What does it mean if you sell your soul to someone and then they kill themselves or just up and die? Then technically they're still got ahold of your soul.

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Do you have any experience with fear of some thing or ..being soldier in awar before?! Spending time in Saudi arabia and Kuwait? Oh yeah.

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So an all-wise god had to rely on an old man (Lot) to screw his own two daughters just to keep the family line going? Was he that drunk? Apparently. The first time- maybe. The second time? Uh-uh.

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what are some references to the resurrection of jesus in pop culture? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070239/

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I like this guy but he has a gf and i like her to they are really cool but today i was thinking about it and i really like him alot Remain friendly. But hang out with someone else. Otherwise you may embarass yourself with them.

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My Mom is [Catholic] Christian. How do i tell her i'm atheist? Such depends... Is you mom a drama queen?

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When you're in a relationship... is it healthy to be jealous of your partners "friends"? No. Why would you want your partner to not spend time with their friends?

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My 2 yr old son screamed and pointed up at his ceiling as if he was seeing something in there. He is scared to sleep in his room. Might be time to go on a spider safari.

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Can we have sex slaves or not? (Leviticus 25:44-46 Deuteronomy 21:10-12 Numbers 31:15-18) If it's in the Bible it must be the source of all morality!

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I see a lot of people saying "I worship the true god". Is there actually anyone who claims to worship a false god? Not knowingly. But apparently everyone else is doing just that.

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omg i turned 22 and i remember not long ago i use to think 22 as OLD now i am 22 !!!!!!am soo scarred and do you think iam old people?? lmao Wait until you see gray hairs...

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Why some people are rude towards others’ religion/faith? I dont understand that... As near as I can tell- it appears to be either: A) frustration in the other one not accepting what is so obviously the truth. or B) They're returning the favor.

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Jewish people do you think the New Testament contradicts the Torah? Yes they do. http://www.simpletoremember.com/articles/a/jewsandjesus/

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If you were going to die and the only person that could save you is your worst enemy or the person you hate Have them save me, and then push them into whatever they saved me from.

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Would you rather I cook you dinner or give you a back massage for 30 minutes? Back of what exactly?

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Which super power do you prefer? Ability to fly or ability to read people's and animal's minds? Fly. Most folks and animals are incredibly shallow.

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GUYS: whats hotter- a red head in a tiny yellow bikini OR a red head in your football jersey and booty shorts. Such depends upon: If the redhead is a female, in proper shape, has big boobs, in my bed, and not a lesbian.

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Have you ever been sitting in a shopping mall, seen all the lovely young people walking past and wondered where you went wrong? yeah, and I know, getting the attention of the FBI for one thing...

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Have you ever denied that you were in love with someone you were head over heels in love with? If so, why? When that someone's significant other was asking me if I was....

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Have you ever felt the urge or have you ever tried to beat up yours or someone else's imaginary friend? If so, why? Yes. It was fun being so successful at it.

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How you ever watched a movie you regret watching. No few Mormon training films.

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a baby has been kidnapped. an airport has blown up. a business went bankrupt. where is justin beiber? Strange he has been absent of late, what a coincidence.

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Would have, Could have, Should have What? Nailed her when I had the chance.

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If you can't do the time WHY do the crime? What would make you risk it all? On the off chance that I could get away with it.

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If I bought mushrooms by mistake instead of marshmallows -would it make much difference? Depends upon the amount of catsup used.

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AB members, if you had a dime for every point you currently have racked up, how much money would you have? Before or after taxes?

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Just got started 'doin' things' and the last condom busts. Best way to repair it? Latex paint.

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What is something where one of the parts of it is made to be stolen? Wedding rings. Blood diamonds.

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how do you think justin bieber will sound like when he sees a set of boobs and a vagin? His? Or someone elses?

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would you rather have justin bieber as a son or barrack obama as a dad?! If J.B. was my son, every pedo in the world would be after him... Now B.O. I could snooze in the bedrooms of the White House.

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If I say snack time you say __________. Lie back.

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Hey ...I just found a piece of ______________ someone's soul. It's white, so it cannot be a Republicans.

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Consciousness after death. Does it exist? Not in the abstract, the so called "spirit". In reality. No empirical evidence for such.

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What is the greatest debt you've released someone from? Monetary. Since they had no intention of paying me back anywho...

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Why do you want my phone number? There are many unadorned bathroom walls...

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Are dreams a better representation of the truth of the unknowable chaos of reality rather than being awake and it's contrived version? Well some of the best sex I've ever had occurred during my dreams. No STD's contracted that I'm aware of.

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How can I go about describing something that words cannot describe? Metaphors.

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How would you describe yourself in a nutshell? Funny you should ask that question that way.

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If the moon became an electron -would Earth become a.. proton? Doubtful.

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Given the chance, how would you improve your life? Such would entail lots of money and a harem.

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Why do animals not have the fear of embarrassment like you and me? Animals display shyness. http://www.gastongazette.com/articles/gaston-50978-shelter-homes.html

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What do you call a guy, who didnt pull out? Father of our country.

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How crucial is it to you to have a watch or a clock nearby? Are you the type who barely needs one, or do you feel naked without? How come? Fairly necessary. I hate being late for an appointment, or paying dinner prices for a lunch.

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Child beauty pageants are_______________. Like honey for pedos.

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Do you ever stop learning? (And what have you learned most recently?) Housecats don't like Jalapenos.

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What do you call a guy who did pull out? A man with fewer kids.

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Would you marry this type of man --his pros and cons: Not until we'd worked out some trust issues.

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Man can have more than one wife at a time,but a woman cant have those number of husbands, why? They most certainly can, and have... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyandry

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Do you believe in premarital sex? I do, and especially after marriage as well.

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Am I the only 20-something who feels like this? I'd say you need to hang out with a different crowd. If you feel that those around you are pressuring you into sex, you should be able to find like minded non sexual folks nearby. I'd suggest a church group for one thing.

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Any other ways to buy love apart from buying a dog? Get famous: Groupies.

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do you believe in assisted suicide or do you beleive that people have the right to take their own lives? As opposed to unassisted suicide from all of the crap they put into food and drugs, crappy products and planned obsolesence? Yes.

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Should we decrease the surplus population? Just not mine.

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Has Obama advanced or hurt the case for racial equality? For whom? For any human- improved. For those who hate him no matter what- hurt.

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Do you or have you ever bartered. Quite often. It's amazing how cheaply you can get sexual favors...

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Are some people naturally superior to others? Yes I am.

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What was the last thing that you ran out of that you need to go purchase? Water based flavored lubricant. Another 55 gallon drum.

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Do you think that you can do love to you. but how ? It involves personal lubricant. http://advancedmasturbation.com/

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What is the most harsh thing you have ever told someone? On AB? The Truth.

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In all homosexual relationships,one plays masculine and the other, feminine: doesn't that prove that gender identities are complementarian? FAIL. False premise. They do not INEVITABLY fall into such.

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Would you change anything about yourself if you could, and what would you change??? Be honest Yes. The ability to change my genitals texture and size at will. Guess.

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Do you think the fact that muscles look impressive is due to sexual attraction? Sort of an attraction crossover between the sexes? More muscle than fat suggests that the person involved is at least physically healthy. Healthy enough to stay in shape.

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Do real feminists really think paternity testing should be illegal? I am a feminist, and I do not support such foolishness as banning paternity testing.

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If you were to meet someone exactly like you, do you think you would be friends? Hell no! I'd not let the bastard anywhere near my kids.

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How do you get someone to like you Money.

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if there was a hater police would everyone be nicer to others? Doubtful. http://www.injusticeeverywhere.com/

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Who would you trust more between a scientist and priest (or other religious leader)? Why? Someone who doesn't get huffy when you ask pertinent questions.

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Which is more likely for you to make come true.. a subconscious desire or a willful wish? Such depends upon the local laws.

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How do you know when someone is just being nice as opposed to being solicitous? Quite easily- if they don't want anything in return- ever. Which according to my experience means: Never.

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Why some girls do like marry with rich oldmen. They want his money because they're tired of working for a living. And unfortunately- what they're 'working' with, is their one and only asset.

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If you could say or do anything spontaneously, what would you say or do? Something that I coudl get away with.

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Who deserves a good spanking right now? Not a kid, an adult - Humour appreciated! I've been such a naughty boy....

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How do you feel after you have been yelled at? Homicidal.

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Sorry But people Are Sexual Beings (See Below). Are the Vows of Sexual Fidelity, Unrealistic? I dont' see anything below. Are you suggesting folks "go down"?

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has anyone ever had a lying contest? Answerbag seems to be the best.

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Who destroyed the nose of the Spynx? and how was it done? The Egyptian historian al-Maqrizi, writing in the fifteenth century, attributes the vandalism to Muhammad Sa'im al-Dahr, a Sufi fanatic from the khanqah of Sa'id al-Su'ada. In 1378, upon finding the Egyptian peasants making offerings to the Sphinx in the hope of increasing their harvest, Sa'im al-Dahr was so outraged that he destroyed the nose. Al-Maqrizi describes the Sphinx as the "Nile...

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If I was verbally attacked by an ab member, what recourse do I have. I am afraid of being put in th box. Learn the art of diplomacy. Wherein you can tell someone to go to hell, and have them look forward to the trip.

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How tired do you feel after you cry? It has been so long that I cannot remember.

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When is it harsh to cut a person out of your life? When is it not harsh to cut a person out of your life? When that person is dependent upon you. When that person is attempting to make you dependent upon them.

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Have you ever been accused of being jealous when you were not? If so, how did you end up feeling as a result of that? Yeah she did say that. But then, she said such about lots of folks.

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Do you expect love to happen "just like that" or do you expect love to grow over time? Do you expect something else entirely? If so, what? No. and No. I usually expect to get screwed over. I've never been disappointed.

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What causes a person to want another person to love him or her? The strange notion that they're worthy of being loved.

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"If you knew today was your last day on Earth, how would you spend it and why?" Rampage.

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i have a push up bra and it makes me look really big so i hardly were it. Do you think i should keep it or loose it? As a guy I fail to see a problem.

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When do you get sick of being lectured? About forty years ago.

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Why would a person want what he or she can't have? Standard Human Insanity.

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What type of personality (ie, scorpio, virgo) do you mesh well with? Gullible.

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What is some of the greatest ANTI WAR literature ever written? http://www.military-quotes.com/forum/disfigured-soldiers-wars-dark-face-t62784.html

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Do All Religions Lead To the Same God? Please explain why you believe as you do. Which God do you refer to? http://www.godchecker.com/

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Which is most important to you in picking a candidate for public office? Past behavior/experience.

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Guys or Ladies. Is anyone on AnswerBag not ashamed to admit that they either paid for or were paid to perform sex? Was it worth it? Yes I've been paid for it. Yes. Any sex is better than none. Will do.

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What is the benefit of forgiving, and what is the benefit of hating? Forgiveness- for when someone has demonstrated contrition and redemption- it allows one to take a chance for an improved future. Hating- for when someone refuses to even admit doing anything wrong at all. It keeps you motivated long enough to see the necessary justice done.

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dont u just hate stuck up people They're amusing.

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Do you Believe that Christendom's Religions incurred a heavy blood guily by persecuting and killing those who translated the Bible? You mean like the Copts? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coptic_versions_of_the_Bible

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Is democracy really possible, or is it only a theoretical concept? Oh it's possible. But those who tend to lose votes are often the most against it.

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What kind of government will be most likely for Egypt if the president steps down? The same hand that is making Mubarak speak will speak through yet another puppet.

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Parliament will vote on the EU directive whether or note to give prisoners the right to vote.Do you think they should vote for or against? Rather strange notion. I'm with WOT on this one.

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Is the peace dividend from the end of the Cold War all spent up on Homeland Security and the War on Terrorism? We've not paid off the bill from the end of the Cold War.

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Has all the world at least once experienced informal DEMOCRACY and through due course enslaved themselves? All the world? Not yet no.

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Is it still DEMOCRACY if the people vote in a totalitarian government? We got Bu$h didn't we?

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What do the churches not tell you? For instance: http://www.thelostbooks.com/

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I Just Heard About the Possibility of Completely "Downloading" the Brain to a Computer In the Future, Do you See One Soul or Two? Well, I can tell you this= some folks will be a lot easier to download than others. And take up one helluva lot less space.

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"If that's what it means to be Christian, I don't want to be Christian." What causes you to feel this way? http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/bible_contradictions.html

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who in this world gives a fuck wat people think of them???? I do care about what the local and not so local, law enforcemet does.

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If LIFE came from rocks why can't MAN come from dirt? Because we need something a bit more plausible than saying "God Did It". HOW did god do it?

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If the story of Noahs ark is true how many animals Total would have been on the ark? How big would the Ark have too be to fit them all? http://www.skepticfriends.org/forum/showquestion.asp?faq=4&fldAuto=390 Such has been debated (?) extensively. A lot bigger than physically possible.

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If Jesus were to come to Earth today what would he think of Christianity? What would he think of the Vatican? http://lighthousebaptistchapel.com/wp-content/uploads/American-christian-right-new-jesus-portrait-cartoon-2004-by-Horsey.gif

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How do I get over a guy I can't be with? Yeah you do need to get over him, big time. Perhaps you should talk with some of his exes. That way you get to see him for what he really is, not what you think he is.

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which is better,worlds of fun or oceans of fun? Such depends upon the sanitation facilities of said worlds.

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Why some people make you mad for no reason? Psychosis.

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What is easier to do uphill than downhill? Attack someone downhill.

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Good, bad, or ugly? Filthy McNasty.

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at what age is a girl a "woman"??? By the way she answers this question: What's the best thing you've ever had in your mouth?

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Are you a country mouse or a city mouse? A city rat.

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Have you sometimes given up too early? Or have you sometimes clung to a situation too long ? Tell me about it please. Well that restraining order kinda got the point across.

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If everyone in the world gave me (or you) a dollar, how rich would we be? Ah but think of all of the friends and family who'd suddenly remember us!

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Ever have an awkward moment where you wave back at someone who you think is waving at you? Were you around with someone who was crucial? This hot little number, didn't talk to me for months because of such. ((sigh))

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Saw this? I have now. Swords of ANY kind are not playthings, and are most certainly NOT meant to be used banging on wood for. Considering the number of stitches I've got in me, I can say such with complete authority. And ladders can be your worst enemy.

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Does you tawk loike Eliza Doolittle in real loife or does you tawk all fancy an' high fallootin'? If it gets me laid I would.

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Have you ever been kicked out of a restaurant or bar? What did you do; or what were you accused of doing? Oh hell yeah. She said she was over 18.

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What is a "good thing" that there may often be "too much of"? Someone else getting laid.

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What is a question to which your answer would generally be "Not much"? What sense has been demonstrated by the Republicans on AB?

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If you can't take the chill, then stay out of _____________. Montana.

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Who was the last person you flipped off? That person who was tailgating me an hour ago.

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what does it mean when a group of girls belives you when you say the dumbest things It means that they're willing to swallow anything. Yippee!

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Do you believe you can lose wisdom or is it something that accumulates continuously with time? Whether or not you've got it, it all depends upon it's use.

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What is something problematic that you've had a hard time getting rid of? Ex-girlfriends.

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I can't keep up with___________ The latest Obama Bashing Flavor of the moment.

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Have you greased your toy soldiers lately? No need, they don't fall out.

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If I had 2 million dollars I would __________. Purchase the company of a lot of escorts.

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Does the way a person smells (good or bad) influence your opinion of them as a person? Yes.

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Are you at peace with yourself? Or is it more like an uneasy truce? An uneasy armistice.

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What does it say about a person who has trouble relating to people their own age? Is something wrong with them? It often says that either they find folks their own age to be too immature, or too mature.

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What is something that you consider to be Simply Wonderful? Dry Warm socks after slogging through cold waters all day.

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Why do guys hav such a hard time accepting or just being nice to gays? Because a lot of guys are deeply afraid of being thought gay. It somehow means that they're less "manly". Which is rather ironic, considering that many "manly" men like say... Rock Hudson, was gay. In fact, many manly men- like bodybuilders in gyms- are often gay... Ironically, many who shout the loudest about the evils of gay folks, tend to be discovered to actually be gay. ...

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Your Mother wants you to name your firstborn SPIDER, would you? http://www.spiderrobinson.com/ Yes.

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Would you pose naked for a bone? I've done so for less.

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how can i make people think im not gay Hit on the females more often.

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Do/would you allow people to smoke in your car or home? If they're smoking, they're usually on fire, so I try to put them out.

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Iowa proposed "Religious Conscience Protection Act" permits businesses to refuse service to gay people. Do you support this? Why Oh Kewl. I like that Bill! Now we can 'persecute' Christians and have it be legal!

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Did they really kill a pterodactyl during the civil war? It's Bull. http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/c-w-dinos/

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What would it take to get the democrat libs to actually WANT to work and achieve self-sufficiency instead of seeking "entitlements"? After the point that you've managed to pull your head out of your arse and stop making things up.

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When is it OK to get a lift from a stranger? When you're packing heat.

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What's the most precious thing in your life? Oxygen.

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A guy I know is CRAMMING down my throat that the Republican party, Yahoo, and Fox News is the pure and utter truth, as if it's all gospel. He needs to pull his head out of his arse. http://www.republicanoffenders.com/

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Man or woman, if you have sex with your self (Fisting/Dildo or what ever), but you are not interested in the same sex. Are you gay? No.

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I Have Written,"Not Only Are they Bigots, but Confident In the Prejudices of Others as Well", Thoughts? I'm waiting for you to stop yammering about Fox News.

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If you could go back in time for 24 hours, what would you do? Library of Alexandria. And do a MASSIVE checkout of the books just before it's destruction in 391.

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do you regreat anything in your life and if you do then what? Quite a few things. Where do I begin? Resisting Temptation mostly.

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If I get a bruise or injury i tell people my wife beats me. I'm just kidding, would you take me seriously? There are some dudes I know who'd want to know how much your wife would charge to beat them.

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What according to you is the biggest contradiction of life? Republicans convincing working class people that Gay Marriage is more important a thing to be concerned about than Republicans exporting jobs.

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When does the opposite sex look at their best? When performing oral sex upon me.

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do you like saving the best for last?I do. Usually when they're already exhausted, yes.

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What does your name mean? Moongrim. The Dark of the Moon, when naughty things are afoot.

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By the way, dear friends.. (today is my birthday...:D ) Happy Birthday, and I hope you don't set off the smoke detectors with your candles.

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Feminism Question: Because all too often, chauvinists chose to denigrate women for the differences. Any excuse to bring them down.

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If you didn't live by a quote, what wouldn't it be? In God we Trust, all others: Cash.

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I broke up with my bf of two years. He was my first everything. I'm scared I won't find someone who will love me for me? Chill. Be patient, and wise in your choices, you'll find one.

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What is a hotter name for a girl? I'd have to go with: Ambrosia.

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So how are you today? So far so Good.

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what was the most weirdest or funniest dream you have ever had? Master of a Harem.

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What is the most silliest or stupid sentence of some politican (or other major person) in your country? God Speaks Through Me. George W. Bu$h. http://www.irregulartimes.com/godspeaksthroughme.html

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Is being alive inherently better than being dead? Until I have the opportunity to experience being dead I cannot give you a salient answer. Yet, for those who have experienced true death, none have been forthcoming with their opinions either.

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What were Adolf Hitler's religious beliefs? http://www.evilbible.com/hitler_was_christian.htm

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isn't it ironic PETA condemns animal slaughter for food and clothing while at the same time advocating genocide through sterilization? as opposed to what? letting them die of starvation and neglect?

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What subliminal messages have you received today? I got the strangest urge to return to Mormonism. Time to double my dose of anti-psycho meds.

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So what do you think of Sarah Palin after viewing this? I can think of a dozen different things she could put her tongue to better use. None of which involving talking. But then this is what I thought of her for some time...

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Kucinich "We didn't hear don't tread on me but it's ok to spy!" Why isn't the Tea Party working against Patriot Act gov. intrusions? Obviously... Once they're in power it'll be OK.

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Do you believe America is an imperialistic country? Yes.

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Is it appropriate for a teacher to tell a student to "shut it"? Under what circumstances?

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Should Iraq be the 51st(58th?) state? Oh good lord no. We've got enough problems with Texas.

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are there any pro-choice lacto-ovo vegan out there? I've met a few, yes.

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Do you ever fake anger to get your own way? Seldom had to fake it.

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Does it bother you when girls freak out about pregnancy scares on answerbag? Ridiculous. Obviously you've never been in trouble.

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Is it racist to tell someone to keep their cotton pickin' hands off your twinkies? No. Making jokes about why blacks don't like opening aspirin bottles....might.

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Why are America and Britain such good freinds? A rather incestous relationship I'm afraid.

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how to be happy??? Hint- don't be religious.

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Are These people Allowed to Act Abysmally (the Lenders), While the Borrowers are Severely Punished for the Most Minor Infraction (See Below)? The Golden Rule. He who hath the Gold makes the Rules.

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What sport is ( in Your opinion ) most appealing to homosexual people ? Or, what sport has the biggest percent of homosexual players ? Why ? Full Contact,....anything really.

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Men, do you know how to do women's work? In other words: repair your clothing, sew on a button, iron etc? Yes. With the sole exception of being able to carry a dumbbell around for nine months.

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Atheists, outside of AB has any religious person ever been impolite to you ?( none ever to me.)How so? Yes. If you consider vandalizing my house, bearing false witness to get me charged, passing over for a promotion, engaging in libelous behavior, and killing my cats, for starters, as being impolite.

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Where did the ancient Atlantians hide their stargates? In volcanoes. Ooops.

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Well isn't this guy special? (Church Lady voice) Check out his sign . .did he miss any mortal sins or sinners that are going to hell? http://www.stevenhumour.com/2008/06/24/reject-christ-receive-bacon-mmmmmm-bacon/

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Been 2gether 4 2ys & hes still married do u think he will ever get a divoce cliam its cheaper to file where she live? Why should he buy the cow when he's getting the milk for free?

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Been 2gether 4 2ys & hes still married do u think he will ever get a divoce cliam its cheaper to file where she live? Why should he buy the cow when he's getting the milk for free?

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Why is it easier to have Faith in a doctor or a pilot or a driver than having Faith in God? Because God doesn't heal, fly a plane, or drive Nascar.

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I have a number of innovative solutions that i want to imply in one business but are not currently implied in todays society.... Use Sex to sell it.

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What do you think when you see the sky by night? Awfully dark here.

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God approved of his SON Jesus. Why don't others approve of him? Because we've only got Jesus' word on it. Not Gods.

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What if Ozzie Osbourne bit the head off Justin Beiber? That sounds like a good idea actually.

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What is your religeon? I would say atheist. but such would be like saying 'baldness' is a hair color.

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In 1536, Tyndale was strangled and his body was burned. What was he guilty of? The same thing that would make our local sheriff mighty huffy. Letting folks know what the rules are. Tyndale translated the Bible into English. Responsible? Tyndale was finally found by an Englishman who pretended to be his friend but then turned him over to the authorities. http://www.christianity.com/ChurchHistory/11629961/ Oh? My local sheriff? Apparently I ran afoul of the local...

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Wycliff, a Catholic priest translated the Bible into the common language. Why was the C.C.opposed to his work? The same reason why folks get huffy over any open meeting law. One had to rely on the Church for whatever the HOLY Bible said...

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What is your take on the christian groups that say the world will end May 21st? Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. May 22nd, watch the reverse gears of their bicycles get overworked.

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Which is better- monkies or penguins?? Ever see a penguin eating a banana?

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If you could only save one person, would you save your best friend or your lover? Lover.

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Name for a bad guy in a book? Filthy McNasty.

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When someone's obituary doesn't have anything good to say about them as a person as was the case with Dennis Hopper and Or a lazy obituary writer.

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What's the quickest most effective way of getting rid of a clingy bf/gf? Cattle prod.

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Which girl do you think is the prettiest? Whomever is wearing the least amount of clothing... They're all too overdressed.

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So if I farted extremely loudly and tried very hard to capture said fart in a capped glass bottle would this work? I dont mind loud farts. It'd work better if you did it with some surgical tubing and a tube that was open on both ends. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_UcVhJK5Mc

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If civilization ended today. Would you survive tomorrow? Cannibalism? Yes.

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Have you ever stolen trash from work? Considering that their trash was in fact someone's treasure, yes.

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have you ever went to jail?what was it for? Tour of Alcatraz.

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Have you ever had a so-called friend try to seduce your significant other behind your back? Yeah. He wants her he can have her.

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was wondering can this happened when swimming in the waterfall pool? Leeches have no bones, and can squeese themselves flat. I'll be that's the last time she goes skinny dipping.

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Interesting/meaningful words that begin with the letter "M"? Mammaries.

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What would be the best thing to shout in the middle of the crowd to get people's attention? :D Money!

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what way would you rather die from getting all ur limbs shot off until you bleed to death or get sawd in half? I'd prefer sexual overload.

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What is something that you expected to happen to you by this point in your life but that still has not happened? Incarceration.

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why do blacks get mad when we make jokes (but not in a hurtfull way about them) but when they make fun of whites we are fine with it? Double standards.