Answerbag: yawn's answers

Answer to Can we get AB to change back the way it was ?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 08:34:29 -0800

Can we get AB to change back the way it was ?

And soon, before I chuck it in. It's ugly.

Answer to Is anyone as sad as me that our fav. website is now so bad?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 08:33:38 -0800

Is anyone as sad as me that our fav. website is now so bad?

Not sad. Why change something that worked? It's ugly and stupid now.

Answer to What's your favorite European country?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 08:32:36 -0800

What's your favorite European country?

I think 'UK' should have been used here, not England. The UK is a fine nation. But I love all the others, too.

Answer to Does anyone actually like the new answerbag layout?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 08:30:45 -0800

Does anyone actually like the new answerbag layout?

It's ugly. The homepage doesn't reflect what I want out of it. I hate it. I'm quitting.

Answer to Why is it we can take pictures of other galaxies parsecs away but we can't get a single photo of any of the apollo landing sites as they look today?With all the area disturbed by the rover that makes a large site and should be visible to the naked eye!

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:55:06 -0800

Why is it we can take pictures of other galaxies parsecs away but we can't get a single photo of any of the apollo landing sites as they look today?With all the area disturbed by the rover that makes a large site and should be visible to the naked eye!

The site isn't that large. Have a look at these photos, although I think you've already made up your mind on this one... http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LRO/multimedia/lroimages/apollosites.html

Answer to What does a man like the most on a womens body

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:26:40 -0800

What does a man like the most on a womens body

Eyes, mouth, hair, neck, shoulders, legs, hands, breasts. The bits that join these together. The other bits. All of her.

Answer to What makes life so great?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:20:23 -0800

What makes life so great?

altruism, beer, cherry trees, chocolate, delicatessans, espresso, football, guitars, herons, ipods, jokes, The Enigma of Kasper Hauser, love, mountains, Mozart, new stationery, noodles, oulipo, peanuts, quizzes, rivers, rock and roll, sandwiches, Thai curry, tea, umbrellas, The Velvet...

Answer to Is it bad to kiss your female cousin? What if you're a girl as well?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:32:23 -0800

Is it bad to kiss your female cousin? What if you're a girl as well?

Members of the British royal family have been mating with their cousins for generations. A kiss with a cousin of the same sex is nothing.

Answer to Do you think our Beliefs Create our Reality?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:30:30 -0800

Do you think our Beliefs Create our Reality?

If I jump into a vat of molten lead I don't think my beliefs will alter the reality of my immediate demise.

Answer to Whats the best way to get a man hard?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:41:41 -0800

Whats the best way to get a man hard?

Buy him an Iron Man costume, like the one Robert Downey Jnr gets to wear. Cool.

Answer to Is your gut instinct always right?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:39:39 -0800

Is your gut instinct always right?

No, but I've just read a fascinating book on the subject: "Gut Instinct" by Gerd Gigerenzer. Highly recommended.

Answer to Can atheists really love themselves?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:35:19 -0800

Can atheists really love themselves?

We're humans too, just like the non-atheists. Some of us are ok with how we are, some of us are not. That's all there is to it.

Answer to What has been your experience with moving an online relationship into real life?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:33:26 -0800

What has been your experience with moving an online relationship into real life?

Exhilirating: getting to know someone through online chat changes the way relationships develop. Instead of looks beings so important, wit, intelligence and the things you have in common make much more of an impact. I met her on MySpace and we've been together for four years. I've...

Answer to Should Al Gores Oscar be taken back since his documentary was based on cooked science?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:02:13 -0800

Should Al Gores Oscar be taken back since his documentary was based on cooked science?

I don't know about that... but what happens if he is right? I'm not sure there's any 'cooked science' just a few over zealous scientists at, for example, the University of East Anglia. Know where that is? When you find out, just wonder how the story has travelled a...

Answer to Did you mean your last words?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:56:20 -0800

Did you mean your last words?

The last thing I said was "wooot...?" when I came in from work and found an upturned plate of pasta on my kitchen floor. I meant it, even though I don't know what I meant.

Answer to Describe your childhood in 1 word?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:54:14 -0800

Describe your childhood in 1 word?

Eternal

Answer to Do you think the world would be a better/peaceful place if all turn vegetarian?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:52:59 -0800

Do you think the world would be a better/peaceful place if all turn vegetarian?

Great question. I'm not a vegetarian, but can see so many benefits of vegetarianism. Aside from the moral aspects, the environmental and political implications could change the planet. Might be a bit boring, though.

Answer to If psychics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:51:16 -0800

If psychics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working?

I knew you were going to ask that question.

Answer to The British government has given its backing to a campaign called Pink Stinks, which wants to eradicate pink & fluffy toys/ dolls from the face of the earth because they limit girls' aspirations and teach them to value be beauty over brains. Do you agree?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:49:44 -0800

The British government has given its backing to a campaign called Pink Stinks, which wants to eradicate pink & fluffy toys/ dolls from the face of the earth because they limit girls' aspirations and teach them to value be beauty over brains. Do you agree?

When she was a little girl, my daughter insisted on everything pink: she had a pink room, pink furniture with pink books, toys, pink everything. She's 14 now and assertive enough, thanks very much. Colour is one tiny strand in a complex web of what makes one girl grow up to be...

Answer to What is the perfect christmas gift for a geek that isnt tooo exspensive....

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:43:27 -0800

What is the perfect christmas gift for a geek that isnt tooo exspensive....

I'm a geek - someone bought me a pedometer - it measures how far I walk in a day, a week etc, and analyses the data (very geeky, all these stats). As most geeks are usually quite unlikely to be involved in sports (or even any measure of fitness) this present will be a two fold blessing for...

Answer to I dont like americans do you like them

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:24:48 -0800

I dont like americans do you like them

I haven't met them all, so couldn't tell you.

Answer to How would a psychologist suggest you plan for psychological well-being?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:24:11 -0800

How would a psychologist suggest you plan for psychological well-being?

1. Quit my job. 2. Read shorter books.

Answer to Who's voice would you least like to have directing you on your satellite navigation?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:22:58 -0800

Who's voice would you least like to have directing you on your satellite navigation?

My dad's.

Answer to What would you do if i throw this cup of water at you?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:21:15 -0800

What would you do if i throw this cup of water at you?

Wonder what you were doing on board my yacht.

Answer to Can you remember when John Lennon died?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 15:19:31 -0800

Can you remember when John Lennon died?

I was watching TV when the news broke, and it seemed unbelievable. For some reason it was more shocking than Elvis or JFK. It was as if the fabric of the universe had been torn. It didn't make sense.

Answer to If you could solve one of history's "unsolved mysteries" which would you choose?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 13:52:05 -0800

If you could solve one of history's "unsolved mysteries" which would you choose?

Why socks never stay in pairs.

Answer to We are all going to die eventually. How would you like to go out?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 13:37:40 -0800

We are all going to die eventually. How would you like to go out?

As a 127 year old yogic philosopher, concert pianist, sexual athlete and the discoverer of a means of extracting a form of free fuel energy from the heartbeats of ants.

Answer to Have you ever given a bum some money?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 13:30:31 -0800

Have you ever given a bum some money?

At every opportunity. I am by the rest of the world's standards, very fortunate, and by definition I assume a 'bum' isn't. I can always spare some cash for someone who is a) homeless b) hungry c) anguished. Can't you?

Answer to Can you name all the different countries and islands that once belongs to Denmark?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 13:28:41 -0800

Can you name all the different countries and islands that once belongs to Denmark?

No, I can't. Do you think that I should?

Answer to What, if anything, is perfect in this world?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:35:42 -0800

What, if anything, is perfect in this world?

The idea of a circle.

Answer to How could billions of people be wrong when it comes to belief in God? After all, how many atheists are there?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:36:55 -0800

How could billions of people be wrong when it comes to belief in God? After all, how many atheists are there?

We can be wrong about so many things. The difference between someone like me, and someone like you (I suggest) is that I am prepared to change my mind. You've made up yours.

Answer to Why is war a priority but the basic needs of the American people and our infrastructures aren't?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:19:45 -0800

Why is war a priority but the basic needs of the American people and our infrastructures aren't?

Excellent question! Interest groups in the US want to maintain their own power: by spending huge amounts of money on war they keep external threats at bay, whilst ensuring any potential internal threat (e.g. the call for an equitable taxation system) is minimized. (Poorly funded education and...

Answer to Please give me 1 good reason to live?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:25:48 -0800

Please give me 1 good reason to live?

Walking in the snow.

Answer to Is there a name of the behavioral condition when someone needs to count everything?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:43:25 -0800

Is there a name of the behavioral condition when someone needs to count everything?

Sounds like obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Answer to Is there a name of the behavioral condition when someone needs to count everything?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:42:42 -0800

Is there a name of the behavioral condition when someone needs to count everything?

Yes, it's called government.

Answer to Can a dog or cat get their ears pierced?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:41:50 -0800

Can a dog or cat get their ears pierced?

Mine pierce each other's. With their teeth.

Answer to What do Russia and USA have in common?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:25:27 -0800

What do Russia and USA have in common?

Pride.

Answer to What is a good practical joke to play on telesales people when they call.

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:21:20 -0800

What is a good practical joke to play on telesales people when they call.

If you can be bothered: keep them talking, tell them about your family, your grandparents, your house, your job, your town. Tell them your star sign, your food preferences, your favourite brand of yogurt. Tell them about your favourite TV programme, film, tell them why you love the sound of the...

Answer to What does the war in iraq have to do with 9/11?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:14:55 -0800

What does the war in iraq have to do with 9/11?

9/11 gave the 'coalition forces' an excuse to invade Iraq. That's it.

Answer to What is (A+B) to the fifth power?

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:12:35 -0800

What is (A+B) to the fifth power?

Assuming A is 1 and B is 2, then this means 3 to the fifth power which is 3 x 3 x 3 x 3 x 3. But if A is a cornflake and B is a milkshake, it's just a mess and I'm not clearing up.

Answer to When are people going to stop believing in Satan and Hell?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:53:05 -0800

When are people going to stop believing in Satan and Hell?

Surely no one can be that stupid.

Answer to If you have spent 3 hours hard work (after your job) removing a fireplace for your partner and she does not appreciate this. Instead she moans about the dust, should I hit her with a sledgehammer?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:50:04 -0800

If you have spent 3 hours hard work (after your job) removing a fireplace for your partner and she does not appreciate this. Instead she moans about the dust, should I hit her with a sledgehammer?

A bit rash. Just let her clear up.

Answer to Is Anyone Burning in Hell Today?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:48:56 -0800

Is Anyone Burning in Hell Today?

Don't be silly.

Answer to Is marrying a Nintendo virtual girlfriend taking things a bit too far?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:47:27 -0800

Is marrying a Nintendo virtual girlfriend taking things a bit too far?

Somehow I think not. The groom is a pioneer, and pretty soon we'll all be doing pretty much the same.

Answer to Is there any good news out there?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:46:26 -0800

Is there any good news out there?

And there's still oil coming out of the ground. For now.

Answer to Midi question. Just got my first electric piano (88keys). Got a few basic instruments on it. What I'm wondering is if it's possible to change them with other instruments? Midi in+out of course.. CASIO CDP-100. But I'm using midi>usb. Midi noob :P

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:45:36 -0800

Midi question. Just got my first electric piano (88keys). Got a few basic instruments on it. What I'm wondering is if it's possible to change them with other instruments? Midi in+out of course.. CASIO CDP-100. But I'm using midi>usb. Midi noob :P

Midi took the best years of my life. Yes, you can buy modules, or use software to have every sound in the known to the intelligent universe. But the music you make won't be any better for it.

Answer to Was sliced bread really that much of a landmark in human develpment that it should be used as a benchmark for comparing all great thinks that man kind has followed with?

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:43:04 -0800

Was sliced bread really that much of a landmark in human develpment that it should be used as a benchmark for comparing all great thinks that man kind has followed with?

Along with rocket science and brain surgery, sliced bread encapsulates a late phase of industrial-capitalism. Enjoy it, it's not going to last very much longer.

Answer to Do you believe in Charles Darwin's Evolution of Man theory?

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:49:16 -0800

Do you believe in Charles Darwin's Evolution of Man theory?

Darwin didn't say we evolved from monkeys. He suggested that monkeys and human beings evolved from a common ancestor. Your ignorance of evolution suggests you need to study it before you dismiss it.

Answer to What's a song YOU used to like, but have heard SO many times, that you just do not like it so much, anymore?

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:42:50 -0800

What's a song YOU used to like, but have heard SO many times, that you just do not like it so much, anymore?

"Happy Birthday"

Answer to Where is the most sexy place for a tatoo on a female? and what?

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:40:31 -0800

Where is the most sexy place for a tatoo on a female? and what?

Amsterdam's a sexy place. Go there for a tattoo.

Answer to What's the worst excuses for turning down sex? please say if its a guy/ girl thing

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:41:19 -0800

What's the worst excuses for turning down sex? please say if its a guy/ girl thing

A girl I was dating told me she thought I would impregnate her with the seed of Satan. She didn't want that.

Answer to Name something that is more entertaining than watching TV?

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:32:55 -0800

Name something that is more entertaining than watching TV?

Not watching TV

Answer to How wonderful is Copenhagen?

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:23:21 -0800

How wonderful is Copenhagen?

So wonderful they named it twice. Didn't they?

Answer to I have asked 2 questions but where are my answers?

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:12:57 -0800

I have asked 2 questions but where are my answers?

Here's one.

Answer to If 'God can do anything', can he build a mountain so strong he can't move it himself?

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:10:08 -0800

If 'God can do anything', can he build a mountain so strong he can't move it himself?

If "God can do anything" then the answer is yes, he can. You've answered the question yourself! (Of course, I don't know how God can do this, but that's not the question.)

Answer to I've been vegan (no meat, dairy, eggs) for 6 years as of today. What does that make you automatically assume about me?

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:04:12 -0800

I've been vegan (no meat, dairy, eggs) for 6 years as of today. What does that make you automatically assume about me?

I will assume that you think I will "automatically assume" something - and I have, so well done. The tone of the question makes you sound defensive, and perhaps a little militant, not the description you give of yourself.

Answer to What do you like to eat mushrooms with?

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:16:57 -0800

What do you like to eat mushrooms with?

More mushrooms.

Answer to WHy do people say that you won't go anywhere with an English Degree?

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:16:01 -0800

WHy do people say that you won't go anywhere with an English Degree?

It won't fit in a rucksack.

Answer to Would someone please tell Lenny Henry, that he is not nor has he ever been funny?

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:14:48 -0800

Would someone please tell Lenny Henry, that he is not nor has he ever been funny?

You tell him.

Answer to Why did England and France declare war on Germany when Germany just wanted to take back that part of Germany which was taken away from her after the First World War?

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:04:39 -0800

Why did England and France declare war on Germany when Germany just wanted to take back that part of Germany which was taken away from her after the First World War?

For the same reason, I suppose, that the UK will not ngeotiate the sovereignty of the Falkland Isles with Argentina. Too much blood has already been spilt to allow a defeated oppressor to get what it wants too easily.

Answer to If you came in and I was naked in your bed what would you do?

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:40:13 -0800

If you came in and I was naked in your bed what would you do?

Growl, so you would run away, screaming. You've already eaten our porridge and broken my son's chair!

Answer to What do I have to do to prove to you that I am a good person?

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:38:22 -0800

What do I have to do to prove to you that I am a good person?

Not be bad.

Answer to What are three things you can't do?

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:37:37 -0800

What are three things you can't do?

1. Answer this question.

Answer to If God does not exist was there intelligence involved on our coming to be. Example, dna has 3 billion bits of info, coded by only 5 chemicals. Much like a pc binary. And their code instructs cells to become eyes, hands etc. If no intelligence then how

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:36:12 -0800

If God does not exist was there intelligence involved on our coming to be. Example, dna has 3 billion bits of info, coded by only 5 chemicals. Much like a pc binary. And their code instructs cells to become eyes, hands etc. If no intelligence then how

Simple: if it hadn't happened you wouldn't be here to ask the question. In the four and a half billion years since the Earth condensed into planet, there has been ample time for a trillion of combinations of chemicals to evolve into something more comples. No intelligence. Ever seen a...

Answer to On average I ejaculate once every day. Is that healthy? Are there any health issues for doing so?

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 11:14:01 -0700

On average I ejaculate once every day. Is that healthy? Are there any health issues for doing so?

As long as you want to!

Answer to Are the leaves changing colors yet in your neighborhood?

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 11:12:56 -0700

Are the leaves changing colors yet in your neighborhood?

Wales, early October, the leaves are changing and falling. Cold here today, don't like it.

Answer to Do you think there should be an upper age limit on sex? Humour welcome

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 09:45:19 -0700

Do you think there should be an upper age limit on sex? Humour welcome

There is a legal upper age limit - it's called necrophilia.

Answer to What ethnic background is Victoria Beckham?

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:54:39 -0700

What ethnic background is Victoria Beckham?

She is the love child of a jar of Marmite and a stick insect.

Answer to What would you do if it started snowing right now?

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 12:13:32 -0700

What would you do if it started snowing right now?

Well, it probably is snowing somewhere right now; and I guess it's also starting to snow somewhere too, so I suppose I'd just carry on doing what I'm doing.

Answer to Is drinking coffee before working out a bad idea?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 11:33:22 -0700

Is drinking coffee before working out a bad idea?

This link suggests it can limit blood flow to the heart, making it a bad thing. http://www.worldhealth.net/news/caffeine_limits_blood_flow_to_heart_musc

Answer to Why does bad singing always sound like good singing - to the person who's singing it?

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 03:07:57 -0700

Why does bad singing always sound like good singing - to the person who's singing it?

What is good singing? What is bad singing? Is Bob Dylan a good or a bad singer? You might like or dislike certain singing - but that doesn't make it good or bad. TV talent shows encourage us to judge what should be a pleasure. If you love your voice, that should be good enough.

Answer to What's the best advice you can give me?

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 01:09:21 -0700

What's the best advice you can give me?

Don't be afraid.

Answer to Name the brightest planet in the solar system.

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 10:55:41 -0700

Name the brightest planet in the solar system.

Jupiter - it has an IQ of 150.

Answer to Is the media misleading?

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 10:54:24 -0700

Is the media misleading?

Yes. Most of the media are subjected to such financial constraints that there is very little real investigative journalism. Subsequently many stories are rehashed PR or stolen from other sources. See: http://www.flatearthnews.net/

Answer to Are younger brother often taller than their older brothers? My observation is that they are often several inches taller than their older brothers. What is your experience? Could there be a biological explanation?

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 10:44:25 -0700

Are younger brother often taller than their older brothers? My observation is that they are often several inches taller than their older brothers. What is your experience? Could there be a biological explanation?

Interesting question - the other observation I'd like to add is that first borns tend to develop and mature quickly, reach adulthood younger, but this, in turn, limits growth. Younger siblings mature later, and keep growing, hence they are taller. I think there may be an evolutionary...

Answer to Christians... I am being taught that you will never know what love is until you know god. What are your thoughts and opinions on this subject? Atheist may answer as well.

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 08:30:29 -0700

Christians... I am being taught that you will never know what love is until you know god. What are your thoughts and opinions on this subject? Atheist may answer as well.

So atheists cannot, by definition, know love? I have two children, and the emotion I feel for them feels very much like love. But then again, I'm an atheist, so I must be deluded.

Answer to I collect interesting facts. Anybody got a good one?

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 12:05:15 -0700

I collect interesting facts. Anybody got a good one?

The only venomous snake in the UK is the adder, or viper. However, in the last thirty years more people have died as a result of being hit by a golf ball than an adder bite.

Answer to I collect interesting facts. Anybody got a good one?

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 12:02:49 -0700

I collect interesting facts. Anybody got a good one?

The last Neaderthals lived in Wales in the 1930s.

Answer to What book are you reading right now and why?

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 11:57:48 -0700

What book are you reading right now and why?

I'm reading a great kids' book called 'Moles' by Andrew Strong.

Answer to Considering are present economic downpour and hatred toward America, is America still your preferential place to live in?

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 14:35:20 -0700

Considering are present economic downpour and hatred toward America, is America still your preferential place to live in?

I think you're wrong to think that everyone hates the US. I'm in the UK and know for certain that despite the Bush era, and the UK's involvement in the Iraq war, many of us love the US. We watch US tv shows and movies, we buy US brands, we eat US food. Don't overestimate...

Answer to I hate all meat eaters! They kill innocnt animals. How do you feel about these words?

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 13:53:30 -0700

I hate all meat eaters! They kill innocnt animals. How do you feel about these words?

I only eat guilty animals.

Answer to What do you think of the London subway?

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:31:19 -0700

What do you think of the London subway?

It's filthy, unfriendly, noisy and I love it.

Answer to If life aint just a joke, then why are we laughing?

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:27:08 -0700

If life aint just a joke, then why are we laughing?

Because, although we don't want to admit it, we don't really understand the joke.

Answer to Why are Westerners so fascinated with arbitrary numbers? New Years, the age 40, Friday the 13th, Diamond Anniversary --- nobody cares about these things in most parts of the world...

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:33:48 -0700

Why are Westerners so fascinated with arbitrary numbers? New Years, the age 40, Friday the 13th, Diamond Anniversary --- nobody cares about these things in most parts of the world...

It's not just Westerners. The Beijing Olympics began at 8.08pm on August 8th 2008. Not a coincidence...

Answer to Atheists : Can your morals ever be externalised in words, written or verbally? Or are your morals personal to yourselves?

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:30:22 -0700

Atheists : Can your morals ever be externalised in words, written or verbally? Or are your morals personal to yourselves?

Of course. But there are moral philosophers who put it better. Try James Rachaels' "The Elements of Moral Philosophy' - an excellent exploration of a rational, non-religious moral structure.

Answer to Did we get the idea of pockets from kangaroos?

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:50:10 -0700

Did we get the idea of pockets from kangaroos?

Ha ha...excellent question. But no, they got the idea from us. We invented everything.

Answer to On a scale of 1-10 how important are breasts to men?

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:33:42 -0700

On a scale of 1-10 how important are breasts to men?

Not as important as they are to women.

Answer to Something you are likely to see while looking through a telescope

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:32:49 -0700

Something you are likely to see while looking through a telescope

The Bat-Signal

Answer to Have you ever made a huge career change? gone from one thing to something completely unrelated?

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:29:59 -0700

Have you ever made a huge career change? gone from one thing to something completely unrelated?

My career to date (and I've never been sacked, always moved on): architect, fence erector, kitchen skivvy, teacher, software designer, journalist, musician and now I'm an author. Lots of fun, never made any money.

Answer to What are some quick ways to earn $50-$200? I need completely serious answers here, please.

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 12:25:53 -0700

What are some quick ways to earn $50-$200? I need completely serious answers here, please.

Borrow 1000 dollars, go to a casino, wait for two or three consecutive blacks to come up, bet five dollars on red. If you win, bet five dollars on black. If you lose at either of these two steps, double your stake. Keep doubling, don't lose your nerve. Repeat, changing tables (or...

Answer to Is there a color beginning with f

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 11:43:45 -0700

Is there a color beginning with f

fawn, fuchsia?

Answer to Is a Topless Coffee Shop a Good Idea or Bad Idea?

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:41:44 -0700

Is a Topless Coffee Shop a Good Idea or Bad Idea?

Bad idea. I think a coffee shop needs a top. Think of what happens when it rains.

Answer to Was the moon landing faked? If yes then Why?

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 09:52:59 -0700

Was the moon landing faked? If yes then Why?

Absolutely not. The landings were monitored by the UK (using a dish in Australia) and furthermore by the USSR, who discussed the Apollo flightplan with NASA to ensure there was no accidental collision with an unmanned lander the Soviets launched at the same time. Wouldn't you think the...

Answer to I am getting a new computer soon and I was just wondering the best way to get my pictures transfered when i don't have a burner on this computer

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:27:53 -0700

I am getting a new computer soon and I was just wondering the best way to get my pictures transfered when i don't have a burner on this computer

A memory stick is fine, but you can get an 80 gig external hard disk for just a bit more.

Answer to What are your thoughts on people who never take alcoholic drinks?

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:25:44 -0700

What are your thoughts on people who never take alcoholic drinks?

I'm usually too drunk to care.

Answer to What's one famous character or person, named Brian, or Bob?

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:24:01 -0700

What's one famous character or person, named Brian, or Bob?

Brian Eno, Brian Ferry, Brian May, Brian Clough, Brian Blessed, Brian Jones, Brian Epstein, Brian Wilson. Bob Hope, Bob Hoskins, Bob Dylan, Bob Mortimer, Bob Geldof, Sideshow Bob.

Answer to What's something you shouldn't say, at a funeral?

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:18:36 -0700

What's something you shouldn't say, at a funeral?

I saw him last Friday and he looked fine.

Answer to Should there be a law the filthy rich must help starving families

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 12:13:19 -0700

Should there be a law the filthy rich must help starving families

Who you mean by the filthy rich? See: http://www.globalrichlist.com/index.php

Answer to Why are people immediately "turned off" when I tell them that I'm a mathematics student?

Sun, 16 Aug 2009 10:17:44 -0700

Why are people immediately "turned off" when I tell them that I'm a mathematics student?

Fear...mathematicians are seen as brainy and mathematics as obscure.

Answer to I have one day in London before I start with pre-planned tours; what is something that is a MUST do?

Sun, 16 Aug 2009 10:12:38 -0700

I have one day in London before I start with pre-planned tours; what is something that is a MUST do?

Walk! Find a map - start on Waterloo Bridge, and look at the view up and down the river - then make your way down the Strand to Trafalgar Square - continue down Whitehall, past Downing Street, to Westminster Square and the Houses of Parliament, then Birdcage Walk and through St James Park to...