http://www.answerbag.com/profile/753890 New Answerbag answers from pete1729 Wed, 30 May 2012 05:40:04 -0700 Wed, 30 May 2012 05:40:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9954377 Ha anybody reall had an orgasm resulting from a spanking?<br /><br />Of the dozens of girls I've spanked, only one climaxed from spanking only. Only two didn't care for it at all. Tue, 30 Nov 2010 08:25:36 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9954377 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9183072 I've never been able to orgasm from penetration but don't have problems having an orgasm from other things. Any suggestions?<br /><br />You're normal. Women's orgasms develop and evolve over time. Sun, 13 Jun 2010 09:54:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/9183072 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5525352 How can I teach my 4yr old daughter her ABC without just memorizing the song?<br /><br />i guess the song must annoy you. it&#039;s mozart, and a fully voiced recording is actually pretty nice. once taught the song and the alphabet, it gives the child insight into the classical composers mind, and a shared piece of culture with other children. i&#039;m not being contrary or... Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:00:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5525352 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5525238 Oh Lookie! My ex husband was just over using my computer and he forgot to log off from his Yahoo E mail account. Should I or Shouldn't I read them? This one is for all my Silly Friends.<br /><br />you must read it... and then you must spank yourself. Mon, 09 Feb 2009 19:49:00 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5525238 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5524210 If the price of a barrel of oil is down to $40 a barrel, Why am I still paying around 2.00 a gallon?<br /><br />because they know we&#039;ll pay it. oil companies are still making record profits. Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:19:52 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5524210 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5524183 Does anyone know why cuts are made in education and health care, but NEVER in the Arts areas? Federal, State, City areas.<br /><br />the national endowment for the arts had it&#039;s funding cut by 40% in 1996. it&#039;s funding has been increased every year since then, but not to it&#039;s former level if adjusted for inflation. n.e.a. then makes grants to state and local agencies (schools etc.) i think a successful argument... Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:17:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5524183 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523950 Since the economy is bad cause there is no money, where did all that money go?<br /><br />we bought things of questionable value for inflated prices. overpriced appliances, mindless entertainment, crummy houses, so-called securities and worthless bonds. we need to demand integrity from our products and our politics. Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:58:15 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523950 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523817 Have you ever seen a vending machine that sold condoms?<br /><br />well that explains all the oily rubbery gum i&#039;ve been getting lately. Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:48:45 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523817 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523763 This past week I have been doing a little experiment,,I have been leaving my calculator on everyday . When I come home, there will be Numbers on it,,Why does this happen?<br /><br />hey, by any chance are the numbers you&#039;re talking about printed on little buttons? if so, don&#039;t worry, it&#039;s normal Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:45:02 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523763 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523702 Silk was a luxury item from a time before materials could be manufactured to mimic its feel. Is true silk an outdated product?<br /><br />silk, cotton, linen, wool, leather, none of these could ever be outdated. there is no substitute for any of them. on the other hand, there are many synthetic fabrics that haves come and gone. do they make &quot;ultressa&quot; any more? Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:40:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523702 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523564 This past week I have been doing a little experiment,,I have been leaving my calculator on everyday . When I come home, there will be Numbers on it,,Why does this happen?<br /><br />damn! how did you know it was me? Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:30:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523564 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523557 What wuold you say if i told you that you were ugly?<br /><br />i&#039;d bust your white cane in half and throw it like a stick so your guide dog chases it, dragging you down the street. Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:29:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523557 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523486 Do you ever think about just leaving everything behind, just getting in your car and driving off?<br /><br />oh man, that sounds nice. Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:22:42 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523486 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523468 Do you ever drive slow(ly) to piss off drivers behind you?<br /><br />never. if someone is in a hurry i try to let them through. i try to leave with plenty of time, my sympathies are with those don&#039;t. Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:20:54 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523468 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523428 When you are driving, what pisses you off the most?<br /><br />people who pass on the left when there&#039;s room on the right. especially when there&#039;s nowhere for them to go. Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:17:16 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523428 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523355 What would you do if you had a stalker ex-bf and u wanna be friends with him, but he's creeping you & your best friend out, And your best friend is thinking about a restraining order you don't want a restraining order &you have a new bf? What do u do?<br /><br />do not encourage him and keep a written log of his stalking behaviors. maybe it&#039;s nothing and he&#039;ll quit. if he does not quit, you will need evidence of harassment and a written log with dates, times and what was said or done is admissible in court. this is no joke. the attention can be... Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:09:18 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523355 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523232 I'm a junior in high school, and no one has ever asked me out on a date. What do guys look for in girls?<br /><br />do not try to make yourself into someone you&#039;re not. if you do, you will never be sure if someone really likes you or who you&#039;re trying to be. don&#039;t worry, just be ready when he comes along. Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:55:21 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523232 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523164 Have you guys ever looked at one of those online dating ads and recognized one of the girls as porn stars? One of the ones I just saw on AB featured Sydney Moon. Somehow I doubt she is looking for love on the net.<br /><br />the AB posting lists only part of your question, which makes the question look sort of naive. however the full text reveals your healthy skepticism. you are more than likely correct. it&#039;s the same with craigslist personal ads; what hot 22 year old girl has to look for action on the internet? Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:49:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523164 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523097 What item other than milk, do you look for an expiration date?<br /><br />potato chips, few things are more disappointing than getting a bag of stale chips. Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:42:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523097 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523050 Could you whisper something sweet in my ear?<br /><br />you are the most beautiful woman alive Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:38:56 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5523050 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5517824 State 3 reasons for the wall street crash?<br /><br />1) repeal of the &quot;glass-steagall&quot; act, which had previously forbidden the mixing of commercial banking, investment banking and insurance underwriting. the bad mortgages ended up in every sort of portfolio instead of being quarantined. the repeal was sponsored by phil gramm, the senator... Mon, 09 Feb 2009 08:13:04 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5517824 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5496607 Every single time I say that i enjoy or like something , My Mother - Law - immediately says she hates it, it makes her want to throw up, gives her a migraine, etc. It annoys me and hurts my feelings. I have ignored it for months. Should I say something?<br /><br />tell her you like syrup of ipecac and jack hammers in the street outside your window when you&#039;ve got a hangover. i&#039;m sorry you have to deal with this and hope you come through it o.k. Sat, 07 Feb 2009 09:41:42 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5496607 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5496537 I want to make a dining room table. I want it to be out of the ordinary. What different kinds of materials could I use? Any suggestions?<br /><br />use antique salvaged lumber. i don&#039;t mean crummy 2x4&#039;s, i&#039;m talking about old growth/virgin timber salvaged from 100+ year old buildings. down here in new orleans we use a lot of &quot;heart pine&quot; which has a wonderful glow when resurfaced. it&#039;s especially cool when you... Sat, 07 Feb 2009 09:31:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5496537 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5489819 What question has the most answers?<br /><br />&quot;how do you feel?&quot; or &quot;what should we name this star&quot; Fri, 06 Feb 2009 16:48:28 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5489819 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5478975 Obama is anti-gun I know that he doesn't want people to own semi auto's or assult rifles. I own them all. And I am a concealed carry permit holder. Do you think he can take these rights away?? Can he take my guns I already own? Or revoke my permit?<br /><br />In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans Chief of Police Eddie Compass ordered police and National Guard units to confiscate firearms from citizens who remained in the area. The National Rifle Association and Second Amendment Foundation filed a lawsuit against the city of New Orleans... Thu, 05 Feb 2009 16:53:04 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5478975 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5473407 Is there a champion of negative points here at AB?<br /><br />thanks for the insight. my situation was funny, or at least i thought so. the situation you link to looks a lot colder. Thu, 05 Feb 2009 07:51:05 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5473407 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5467786 Does it bother anyone that dick Cheney has been in a wheel chair for the last 8 months.<br /><br />no. Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:50:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5467786 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5467757 Why is ACORN not being aggressively investigated for widespread promotion of voter fraud, but instead being rewarded with 4 Billion dollars in the Porkulus Package?<br /><br />i hope you&#039;re not confusing fraudulent registration applications with fraudulent votes. bad registrations get weeded out by county election boards. do you really think that there were that many fraudulent votes cast in the most closely watched election ever. who was going to risk being... Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:48:30 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5467757 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5466460 After my mother passed away, I was left with a house full of antiques and collectibles. I tried selling by garage sales and auctions with little success. Nobody is buying right now. It seems these items should have some value to someone. What to do?<br /><br />do your homework on the internet. i collect records and old stereo equipment and have spent many late nights reading about the finer points and subtleties of what&#039;s out there. it may be that what you have is not quite competitive in a tight market. but here&#039;s a more serious question;... Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:51:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5466460 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5466268 Which items usually sell pretty well at yard sales?<br /><br />stuff priced under $5 Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:36:07 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5466268 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5466196 Im in love with a guy i've slept with and he doesnt know it,he told me he liked me,now i dont know what to do?<br /><br />take it really easy, take stock of your emotions. it sounds like you&#039;re a little ahead of him. if you don&#039;t rush it, he might end up feeling the same way. maybe he already does, but he doesn&#039;t know it yet. in any event, take it slow. don&#039;t give him the adoring &quot;you can do... Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:30:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5466196 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5466042 How do I get my doctor interested in me? I really want him to let me experiment sexually with him. By the way we are both male.<br /><br />don&#039;t. he can get in a lot of trouble for that. also, judging by another question of yours, this is part of another issue you have. if you want to play doctor, PLAY doctor with someone who is not a doctor, and let him know what is really going on with you. it might be very therapeutic, but... Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:19:58 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5466042 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5465941 There this chick that i like we always give eye contact.So todai i saw her and we stare at each other, She was gonna go class since the bell rang i can tell.But wen she saw me she walk pass me and went to the washroom kinda looking back.What does it mean?<br /><br />ow! stop! at least let me up when you&#039;re done! i&#039;m sorry! help! Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:11:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5465941 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5465905 People have been calling me a slut and i've never done anything but makeout with a guy! some guys even came up to me and asked to go to thier house and do it nasty with them. i think an ex started this all and i want payback what should i do?<br /><br />never wrestle with pigs, you both get dirty but the pigs like it. however if you need to start a counter-offensive tell people he&#039;s just mad because he always gets too excited and comes before he can get his pants off. seriously though, satisfactory revenge is more elusive than you think. Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:09:13 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5465905 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5465831 This guy in my class came to my house to play my the wii. Once we got done playing it he suggested we should go to my room and we did right in the middle of us getting intament he stoped and said it wasnt right and ran out of my house. why did he do that?<br /><br />he is young and inexperienced, he might never have done it before. guys can get freaked out just like girls. understand that this is his problem not yours. he is probably afraid of intimacy and commitment. be kind to him, but don&#039;t expect him to get over it or be able to explain it. he might... Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:01:11 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5465831 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5465676 Is having my wife on her knees the best possition to get her to squirt for the first time and does anybody have any realy good tips?<br /><br />on her stomach, her hips on a pillow, raised and rolled to one side with one leg drawn up. you on your knees beside and behind her. be certain you are both comfortable, you don&#039;t want to develop a cramp. a little lube should be handy. to much lube and you lose sensitivity, too little and you... Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:47:21 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5465676 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5465536 How many smacks is good for a first time over the knee spanking?<br /><br />i go by color rather than number, but i always deliver an odd number for some reason. Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:32:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5465536 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5465479 I wnat my husband to spank me<br /><br />i would suggest you find a movie that depicts the sort of spanking you would like to receive and show it to your man. a picture is worth a thousand words and will keep misunderstanding at bay. Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:28:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5465479 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5465412 What was your wost spanking<br /><br />i had convinced a girl to submit to a spanking. she was unsure whether she would like it so it took some time to get her to consent. she was a lovely girl, and i took pleasure in caressing her creamy ass cheeks. i gave her one quick lick with my open palm and i will never forget her reaction. it... Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:23:12 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5465412 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5465208 Do you know where the G spot is located?<br /><br />it took me years to find it, now that i have located it i can&#039;t believe it took that long. any number of websites, books and magazines will show a map and give directions, but there is no substitute for a native guide. Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:04:09 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5465208 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5453133 Would you rather be called Love Muffin or Sweet Cheeks McGee?<br /><br />Sweet Cheeks McGee, no question. even though i&#039;m not irish. Tue, 03 Feb 2009 14:27:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5453133 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5453078 Do you think breastfeeding is a public health issue?<br /><br />breast milk is best milk. the only public health issue is that it is good, in fact ideal, for children. Tue, 03 Feb 2009 14:22:01 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5453078 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5452990 Do you think if you’re neighbor smokes pot and the smell goes through you’re house this is a health issue or safety issue?<br /><br />it&#039;s neither, it&#039;s an annoyance issue. it&#039;s probably not the real issue anyway. Tue, 03 Feb 2009 14:12:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5452990 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5452927 Is it ok to roll around in a wheelchair if you're not disabled?<br /><br />as long as you&#039;re not doing it because you are lazy or seeking sympathy. it&#039;s a great exercise in understanding the challenges of others. Tue, 03 Feb 2009 14:05:52 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5452927 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5452880 Will you sent money or gifts to the octuplet mother? Should anyone?<br /><br />i can&#039;t afford to, but anyone taking pity on her should. being pro-life ought not stop at birth. Tue, 03 Feb 2009 14:01:56 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5452880 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5452848 A Texas girls basketball team beat their opponent 100-0. They have apologized. Was an apology necessary? Do you think their coach should have pulled them back during the game?<br /><br />running up the score like that is pretty cold. part of school sports is learning sportsmanship. one should be magnanimous in victory, gracious in defeat. although 100-0 does make for a good story. Tue, 03 Feb 2009 13:58:42 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5452848 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5452749 Will you kill someone?<br /><br />to protect myself or someone else who is in immediate danger, yes. but murder is for the unimaginative. neutralizing a threat requires quick thinking as well as quick reaction. Tue, 03 Feb 2009 13:51:52 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5452749 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5452692 Is it wrong tell a child you are going to punch them in the face, even if you would never actually do it?<br /><br />you forfeit any claim to moral ascendancy when you threaten a child with physical harm. Tue, 03 Feb 2009 13:45:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5452692 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5452640 Who is more valuable to society, a telesalesman or a ethics student?<br /><br />the people themselves are of equal value, assuming both are reasonable. that being said, ethics students have never interrupted my dinner. Tue, 03 Feb 2009 13:41:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5452640 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5445533 My gf will let me "come in the back door" if she can "make me squeal like a pig" I would really like to try "going through the back way" but I don't know if it's good enough to "have my bread buttered". What should I do?<br /><br />flip a coin. heads or tails... if it really turns her on you should do it. Mon, 02 Feb 2009 21:43:42 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5445533 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5445500 Who is responsible to check to see if food is fresh in the grocery - the customer or the store? Say you bought a bag of chopped walnuts and added them to a salad and they turned out to be rancid and ruined the salad. Who is at fault?<br /><br />you have an expectation of freshness when you buy something, imagine having bad gasoline sold to you. the expiration date doesn&#039;t cover this, that&#039;s for the merchant to track his stock. i&#039;m sorry your salad was ruined. Mon, 02 Feb 2009 21:39:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5445500 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5445391 How can I get my girlfriend to loose weight?<br /><br />you can&#039;t Mon, 02 Feb 2009 21:28:03 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5445391 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5445354 What's so great about turning 21?<br /><br />forgetting about 20. Mon, 02 Feb 2009 21:23:26 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5445354 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5445316 Why when sexually molested do 'wrong things' turn you on, but then you feel wrong/dirty after? Please only answer, if you have gone through abuse.<br /><br />there is no why for this phenomenon, and that is the tragedy of it. usually there is a huge manipulation involved, an abuser can be very seductive and flattering. an abuser is sharing a deeply intimate secret with a victim, which in itself is exciting. that intimacy collapses after the abuse when... Mon, 02 Feb 2009 21:19:36 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5445316 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5445061 My grandmother passed away tonight..tell me do you believe as I do..that all souls rest and will enter heaven only after judgment day..??? I believe this based on bible scripture.<br /><br />your grandmother is well and truly in god&#039;s hands now. Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:50:13 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5445061 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5445003 How do you tell your s/o you lost something they gave you? Do you tell them?<br /><br />tell him (her) it feels like you lost a part of him, and that makes you feel incomplete. then beg him to tell you &quot;that&#039;s not true&quot;. then have sex. Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:42:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5445003 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5444970 If you could be on any TV show, what would it be?<br /><br />a publishers&#039; clearinghouse commercial. Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:38:09 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5444970 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5444939 What is every one's take on 2012 on this website?<br /><br />hey, my clock doesn&#039;t go past 12, does that mean the world will end at mid-night? no, unfortunately, the world is not going to end; it&#039;s just going to drag on and on and on... Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:35:02 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5444939 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5444903 How do you stop the urge of wanting to cut and the ideas on trying to kill urself.its becoming hard. ive been depressed 4 almost a year and ive been doing my best to resist cutting 4 9 months, but i cant do it anymore.<br /><br />find a constructive way to hurt yourself, i obsessed on running and push-ups for a period of time. you can get totally immersed in the burn, plus nobody will bother you for it. they think it&#039;s normal. Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:31:13 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5444903 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5441136 What was your worst drunken experience?<br /><br />i got caught picking my nose... naked, in a restaurant. Mon, 02 Feb 2009 14:48:18 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5441136 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5417304 What's with all the "naked" questions today?<br /><br />it&#039;s no pants day at AB. Sat, 31 Jan 2009 15:07:05 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5417304 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5415236 As a social, political commentator, HOW highly would you rate RUSH LIMBAUGH, 1=low, 10=high?<br /><br />he&#039;s not possessed of any real analytical insight, he is hypocritical in his assessments; i give him a one. that&#039;s being generous. Sat, 31 Jan 2009 09:53:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5415236 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5411782 What would you think if you saw a piano suddenly start dancing?<br /><br />i&#039;d tell it not to be so sudden and suggest it ought to warm up with some stretching first. Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:34:31 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5411782 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5411075 Have you ever used a fake accent?<br /><br />johnny &quot;guitar&quot; watson rants for about for about 15 seconds on a song he calls &quot;a real mother for you&quot;. i have used that voice for about five years, but only off and on. some years back i worked on a carpentry crew where for six weeks we all spoke with russian accents. this... Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:10:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5411075 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5410389 What would you do if you were taking a shower and blood came up from the drain and you heard a creepy clown laugh after.<br /><br />i would get another apartment. Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:52:48 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5410389 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5410357 You come home, the sliding door is open, You come in through it to find a burglar. Your mother is sleeping in the other room. What would you do? (true story)<br /><br />tell the guy that if he wakes up your mom, she&#039;ll shoot both of you. Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:50:11 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5410357 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5410320 Have you ever puked in your sleep?<br /><br />does falling asleep while puking count? i puke myself to sleep every now and then. Fri, 30 Jan 2009 19:47:11 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5410320 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5393990 Who doesn't like eagles?<br /><br />the eagle is a fine bird, perhaps the finest. Thu, 29 Jan 2009 14:02:45 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5393990 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5377021 What do you do when you feel like you have no voice - as if no one can hear what you have to say or what you have to tell them?<br /><br />start telling them some flat out crazy stuff. when they come back later and ask you about it, you can act like THEY are out of their minds. be sure to have some real fun, work on your tourette&#039;s syndrome impression. good luck, tell us which strategy yields the best result. Wed, 28 Jan 2009 09:02:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5377021 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5373011 What was the first dildo made out of?<br /><br />a man. Tue, 27 Jan 2009 22:15:03 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5373011 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5372858 How do you choose a worthy project for you to becomw invovled with in your community?<br /><br />think about what helped you, or would have helped you, when your back was against the wall. you can do that with insight you have already gained. also projects that make a lasting impact, like habitat for humanity or redoing a playground, are rewarding in the long run. also find something that... Tue, 27 Jan 2009 21:58:34 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5372858 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5372750 What would be a good name for an on-line dating service? can be humorus.<br /><br />yourwifewontknowifyouclearhistory.com Tue, 27 Jan 2009 21:48:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5372750 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5367609 What is true love?<br /><br />love is the evolution of the awareness of beauty. Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:18:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5367609 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5358743 Wes or Django? (if you HAD to choose)<br /><br />django. seriously, there&#039;s no question. there&#039;s some footage on youtube excerpted from a movie, check out his technique. Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:03:11 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5358743 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5358687 What are some traditional jazz bands who jam?<br /><br />the dirty dozen brass band. the rebirth brass band. the soul rebels brass band. the hot eight brass band. or just c&#039;mon down to new orleans, call me from the airport, and i&#039;ll show you. Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:57:52 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5358687 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5358650 Where can I find Kermit Ruffins on internet, but for free?<br /><br />man you got to come down to &quot;bullet&#039;s sports bar&quot; on a.p. tureaud boulevard on any tuesday at 6:00 pm, he plays and there&#039;s no cover charge. or go to kermit&#039;s bar on saint bernard avenue at marais st., if there is a black lincoln pick-up out front, he&#039;s there. Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:54:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5358650 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5358584 Where did jazz come from?<br /><br />the integration of european harmonic theory with african polyrhythms in an improvisational setting came out of new orleans. new orleans has a park just north of the french quarter called &quot;congo square&quot; where slaves were allowed to gather socially on sundays. they sang danced and... Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:48:39 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5358584 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5358445 What is your favorite Doo Wop song?<br /><br />&quot;gee&quot; by the crows. you&#039;ll have to hunt for it, but it is one of the most charming numbers you&#039;ll ever hear. Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:35:10 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5358445 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5358371 Stevie ray vaughan or hendrix.<br /><br />that&#039;s not fair! but if no hendrix then no srv. Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:28:07 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5358371 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5358338 Would Albert King play the blues for you?<br /><br />he sure did once in &#039;88. i talked to him out in front of the club. he relieved himself behind his trailer. although i did not care to look it was clear he was endowed like a freight train. the release and uncoiling of his member made a noise like a deep bass note from an expensive stereo.... Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:24:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5358338 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5358242 My mojo is broken. Where can I take it to get it working again?<br /><br />if that clip of muddy didn&#039;t do it, c&#039;mon down to new orleans, call me from the airport. Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:15:20 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5358242 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5358200 Which English rock band took its name from a agricultural pioneer?<br /><br />jethro tull introduced crop rotation in england, do i win the tickets? Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:11:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5358200 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5330061 What are your favorite toppings on a hot dog?<br /><br />a hamburger and another hot dog. Sat, 24 Jan 2009 11:20:18 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5330061 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5320920 What is one thing a waitress can do to cause you NOT to leave a tip?<br /><br />say something racist, assuming that i think that way. Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:09:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5320920 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5315785 When I turn the hot water tap on in the kitchen I hear a loud/weird, unpleasant noise. Like an elephant... and you can hear it throughout the house. I think something is wrong with the pipes or something? What could be wrong with it? How can we fix it?<br /><br />it sounds like a condition we call &quot;water hammer&quot;. a plumber can install a water hammer arrester in the supply line. with any luck it won&#039;t have to be behind a wall. there is a simple solution, don&#039;t let anyone tell you different. in fact, a tee installed above the shut off... Fri, 23 Jan 2009 07:18:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5315785 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5315503 It's 2:45 am and I can hear an owl hooting outside my window right now, NO JOKE! Its kinda creepy because its so loud! Has anyone ever heard an animal that creeped you out?<br /><br />cool, owls are uncommon and eat varmints. their presence is a sign of a healthy environment. Fri, 23 Jan 2009 06:48:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5315503 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5245700 Would I be wrong for dating a 13 or 14 year old girl if I'm 17?<br /><br />be friends and be close, but if you date it&#039;s going to get bumpy really quick. good luck. Sat, 17 Jan 2009 15:12:30 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5245700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5245671 Would it be wrong to date a boy a year younger than me<br /><br />only if you&#039;re 5 and he&#039;s 4. then school gets in the way. Sat, 17 Jan 2009 15:09:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5245671 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5235633 Sarah Palin’s New Interview: Did Tina Fey and Katie Couric exploit her?<br /><br />that&#039;s not only what the media did, it&#039;s what the republicans did. Fri, 16 Jan 2009 16:30:07 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5235633 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5235588 I won't be voting for Obama.What do you think of that?<br /><br />i think you&#039;re on the wrong side of history. Fri, 16 Jan 2009 16:26:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5235588 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5235566 If you could say anything to PRESIDENT Barack Obama right now what would you say?<br /><br />here&#039;s a carton of cigarettes, i won&#039;t tell anybody. Fri, 16 Jan 2009 16:25:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5235566 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5235474 If you ate alphabet soup and then got an x-ray, what would it say?<br /><br />what are you looking at? didn&#039;t you just eat me? Fri, 16 Jan 2009 16:19:07 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5235474 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5235010 How did African-Americans arrive in America?<br /><br />in the most horrible way possible. Fri, 16 Jan 2009 15:45:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5235010 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5234906 For followers of the Christian faith: Do you believe Jesus had a fair complexion and fair hair?<br /><br />no, i believe he had an excellent complexion and fantastic hair! Fri, 16 Jan 2009 15:35:04 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5234906 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5234858 If, as a non-Christian, I am unable to make a valid choice of morality, how can I at the same time be capable of making a valid choice of faith?<br /><br />because even a broken clock is right twice a day. Fri, 16 Jan 2009 15:29:02 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5234858 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5231385 Have you ever laughed at a man who was crying in public?<br /><br />only jimmy swagert. Fri, 16 Jan 2009 10:22:40 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5231385 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5231372 When did The Fresh Prince of Bel Air jump the shark?<br /><br />are you kidding me? a shark would have MADE that show! Fri, 16 Jan 2009 10:21:48 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5231372 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5231347 What percentage of the Hudson River crash survivors had to change their undergarments immediately following their rescue, do you reckon?<br /><br />i think two or three drops of pee came out of me when i was just watching it. nice job everybody, really, it made me proud of america. that&#039;s how we do things, everybody helps, everybody makes it. Fri, 16 Jan 2009 10:19:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5231347 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5231282 If people started calling you by your username, what would you think?<br /><br />how did they know it was me? i&#039;m so much better looking on the internet. Fri, 16 Jan 2009 10:14:00 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5231282 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5226043 My boyfriend decided that he was going to pour cold water in the hot shower I was taking. I would like to get him back but need ideas. Can anyone help? I would like it so the prank does not go outside the bathroom! That could be dangerous!!<br /><br />saran wrap streched tightly over the toilet bowl, done correctly it&#039;s invisible. Thu, 15 Jan 2009 21:41:49 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5226043