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Ha anybody reall had an orgasm resulting from a spanking? Of the dozens of girls I've spanked, only one climaxed from spanking only. Only two didn't care for it at all.

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I've never been able to orgasm from penetration but don't have problems having an orgasm from other things. Any suggestions? You're normal. Women's orgasms develop and evolve over time.

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How can I teach my 4yr old daughter her ABC without just memorizing the song? i guess the song must annoy you. it's mozart, and a fully voiced recording is actually pretty nice. once taught the song and the alphabet, it gives the child insight into the classical composers mind, and a shared piece of culture with other children. i'm not being contrary or critical, just making an observation.

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Oh Lookie! My ex husband was just over using my computer and he forgot to log off from his Yahoo E mail account. Should I or Shouldn't I read them? This one is for all my Silly Friends. you must read it... and then you must spank yourself.

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If the price of a barrel of oil is down to $40 a barrel, Why am I still paying around 2.00 a gallon? because they know we'll pay it. oil companies are still making record profits.

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Does anyone know why cuts are made in education and health care, but NEVER in the Arts areas? Federal, State, City areas. the national endowment for the arts had it's funding cut by 40% in 1996. it's funding has been increased every year since then, but not to it's former level if adjusted for inflation. n.e.a. then makes grants to state and local agencies (schools etc.) i think a successful argument has been made for it being a worthwhile expenditure. down here in new orleans we note how if you...

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Since the economy is bad cause there is no money, where did all that money go? we bought things of questionable value for inflated prices. overpriced appliances, mindless entertainment, crummy houses, so-called securities and worthless bonds. we need to demand integrity from our products and our politics.

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Have you ever seen a vending machine that sold condoms? well that explains all the oily rubbery gum i've been getting lately.

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This past week I have been doing a little experiment,,I have been leaving my calculator on everyday . When I come home, there will be Numbers on it,,Why does this happen? hey, by any chance are the numbers you're talking about printed on little buttons? if so, don't worry, it's normal

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Silk was a luxury item from a time before materials could be manufactured to mimic its feel. Is true silk an outdated product? silk, cotton, linen, wool, leather, none of these could ever be outdated. there is no substitute for any of them. on the other hand, there are many synthetic fabrics that haves come and gone. do they make "ultressa" any more?

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This past week I have been doing a little experiment,,I have been leaving my calculator on everyday . When I come home, there will be Numbers on it,,Why does this happen? damn! how did you know it was me?

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What wuold you say if i told you that you were ugly? i'd bust your white cane in half and throw it like a stick so your guide dog chases it, dragging you down the street.

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Do you ever think about just leaving everything behind, just getting in your car and driving off? oh man, that sounds nice.

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Do you ever drive slow(ly) to piss off drivers behind you? never. if someone is in a hurry i try to let them through. i try to leave with plenty of time, my sympathies are with those don't.

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When you are driving, what pisses you off the most? people who pass on the left when there's room on the right. especially when there's nowhere for them to go.

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What would you do if you had a stalker ex-bf and u wanna be friends with him, but he's creeping you & your best friend out, And your best friend is thinking about a restraining order you don't want a restraining order &you have a new bf? What do u do? do not encourage him and keep a written log of his stalking behaviors. maybe it's nothing and he'll quit. if he does not quit, you will need evidence of harassment and a written log with dates, times and what was said or done is admissible in court. this is no joke. the attention can be exciting and flattering, but do not, under any circumstances encourage it. if you over react you...

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I'm a junior in high school, and no one has ever asked me out on a date. What do guys look for in girls? do not try to make yourself into someone you're not. if you do, you will never be sure if someone really likes you or who you're trying to be. don't worry, just be ready when he comes along.

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Have you guys ever looked at one of those online dating ads and recognized one of the girls as porn stars? One of the ones I just saw on AB featured Sydney Moon. Somehow I doubt she is looking for love on the net. the AB posting lists only part of your question, which makes the question look sort of naive. however the full text reveals your healthy skepticism. you are more than likely correct. it's the same with craigslist personal ads; what hot 22 year old girl has to look for action on the internet?

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What item other than milk, do you look for an expiration date? potato chips, few things are more disappointing than getting a bag of stale chips.

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Could you whisper something sweet in my ear? you are the most beautiful woman alive

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State 3 reasons for the wall street crash? 1) repeal of the "glass-steagall" act, which had previously forbidden the mixing of commercial banking, investment banking and insurance underwriting. the bad mortgages ended up in every sort of portfolio instead of being quarantined. the repeal was sponsored by phil gramm, the senator from texas. the bill carried his name. clinton signed it into law 2) changes in the "net...

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Every single time I say that i enjoy or like something , My Mother - Law - immediately says she hates it, it makes her want to throw up, gives her a migraine, etc. It annoys me and hurts my feelings. I have ignored it for months. Should I say something? tell her you like syrup of ipecac and jack hammers in the street outside your window when you've got a hangover. i'm sorry you have to deal with this and hope you come through it o.k.

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I want to make a dining room table. I want it to be out of the ordinary. What different kinds of materials could I use? Any suggestions? use antique salvaged lumber. i don't mean crummy 2x4's, i'm talking about old growth/virgin timber salvaged from 100+ year old buildings. down here in new orleans we use a lot of "heart pine" which has a wonderful glow when resurfaced. it's especially cool when you know the origin of the material.

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What question has the most answers? "how do you feel?" or "what should we name this star"

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Obama is anti-gun I know that he doesn't want people to own semi auto's or assult rifles. I own them all. And I am a concealed carry permit holder. Do you think he can take these rights away?? Can he take my guns I already own? Or revoke my permit? In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans Chief of Police Eddie Compass ordered police and National Guard units to confiscate firearms from citizens who remained in the area. The National Rifle Association and Second Amendment Foundation filed a lawsuit against the city of New Orleans to place an emergency injunction forbidding such seizures from continuing. A temporary restraining...

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Is there a champion of negative points here at AB? thanks for the insight. my situation was funny, or at least i thought so. the situation you link to looks a lot colder.

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Does it bother anyone that dick Cheney has been in a wheel chair for the last 8 months. no.

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Why is ACORN not being aggressively investigated for widespread promotion of voter fraud, but instead being rewarded with 4 Billion dollars in the Porkulus Package? i hope you're not confusing fraudulent registration applications with fraudulent votes. bad registrations get weeded out by county election boards. do you really think that there were that many fraudulent votes cast in the most closely watched election ever. who was going to risk being caught, especially if their candidate lost? there is no investigation because both sides have banks of...

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After my mother passed away, I was left with a house full of antiques and collectibles. I tried selling by garage sales and auctions with little success. Nobody is buying right now. It seems these items should have some value to someone. What to do? do your homework on the internet. i collect records and old stereo equipment and have spent many late nights reading about the finer points and subtleties of what's out there. it may be that what you have is not quite competitive in a tight market. but here's a more serious question; first of all i'm sorry about your mom, i lost mine last year. is it just hard for you to let go...

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Which items usually sell pretty well at yard sales? stuff priced under $5

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Im in love with a guy i've slept with and he doesnt know it,he told me he liked me,now i dont know what to do? take it really easy, take stock of your emotions. it sounds like you're a little ahead of him. if you don't rush it, he might end up feeling the same way. maybe he already does, but he doesn't know it yet. in any event, take it slow. don't give him the adoring "you can do anything you want to me" look, give him the knowing "i've got just what you want...

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How do I get my doctor interested in me? I really want him to let me experiment sexually with him. By the way we are both male. don't. he can get in a lot of trouble for that. also, judging by another question of yours, this is part of another issue you have. if you want to play doctor, PLAY doctor with someone who is not a doctor, and let him know what is really going on with you. it might be very therapeutic, but it also might lead to some very bad psycho-drama.

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There this chick that i like we always give eye contact.So todai i saw her and we stare at each other, She was gonna go class since the bell rang i can tell.But wen she saw me she walk pass me and went to the washroom kinda looking back.What does it mean? ow! stop! at least let me up when you're done! i'm sorry! help!

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People have been calling me a slut and i've never done anything but makeout with a guy! some guys even came up to me and asked to go to thier house and do it nasty with them. i think an ex started this all and i want payback what should i do? never wrestle with pigs, you both get dirty but the pigs like it. however if you need to start a counter-offensive tell people he's just mad because he always gets too excited and comes before he can get his pants off. seriously though, satisfactory revenge is more elusive than you think.

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This guy in my class came to my house to play my the wii. Once we got done playing it he suggested we should go to my room and we did right in the middle of us getting intament he stoped and said it wasnt right and ran out of my house. why did he do that? he is young and inexperienced, he might never have done it before. guys can get freaked out just like girls. understand that this is his problem not yours. he is probably afraid of intimacy and commitment. be kind to him, but don't expect him to get over it or be able to explain it. he might figure it out and open up to you, but the fact that he ran out tells you that he is just not ready....

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Is having my wife on her knees the best possition to get her to squirt for the first time and does anybody have any realy good tips? on her stomach, her hips on a pillow, raised and rolled to one side with one leg drawn up. you on your knees beside and behind her. be certain you are both comfortable, you don't want to develop a cramp. a little lube should be handy. to much lube and you lose sensitivity, too little and you can end up chafing her. i use my fingers, the middle and ring fingers. i'm actually pretty...

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How many smacks is good for a first time over the knee spanking? i go by color rather than number, but i always deliver an odd number for some reason.

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I wnat my husband to spank me i would suggest you find a movie that depicts the sort of spanking you would like to receive and show it to your man. a picture is worth a thousand words and will keep misunderstanding at bay.

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What was your wost spanking i had convinced a girl to submit to a spanking. she was unsure whether she would like it so it took some time to get her to consent. she was a lovely girl, and i took pleasure in caressing her creamy ass cheeks. i gave her one quick lick with my open palm and i will never forget her reaction. it was utter shock, surprise and dismay. needless to say that was the end of our foray into that area....

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Do you know where the G spot is located? it took me years to find it, now that i have located it i can't believe it took that long. any number of websites, books and magazines will show a map and give directions, but there is no substitute for a native guide.

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Would you rather be called Love Muffin or Sweet Cheeks McGee? Sweet Cheeks McGee, no question. even though i'm not irish.

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Do you think breastfeeding is a public health issue? breast milk is best milk. the only public health issue is that it is good, in fact ideal, for children.

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Do you think if you’re neighbor smokes pot and the smell goes through you’re house this is a health issue or safety issue? it's neither, it's an annoyance issue. it's probably not the real issue anyway.

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Is it ok to roll around in a wheelchair if you're not disabled? as long as you're not doing it because you are lazy or seeking sympathy. it's a great exercise in understanding the challenges of others.

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Will you sent money or gifts to the octuplet mother? Should anyone? i can't afford to, but anyone taking pity on her should. being pro-life ought not stop at birth.

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A Texas girls basketball team beat their opponent 100-0. They have apologized. Was an apology necessary? Do you think their coach should have pulled them back during the game? running up the score like that is pretty cold. part of school sports is learning sportsmanship. one should be magnanimous in victory, gracious in defeat. although 100-0 does make for a good story.

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Will you kill someone? to protect myself or someone else who is in immediate danger, yes. but murder is for the unimaginative. neutralizing a threat requires quick thinking as well as quick reaction.

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Is it wrong tell a child you are going to punch them in the face, even if you would never actually do it? you forfeit any claim to moral ascendancy when you threaten a child with physical harm.

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Who is more valuable to society, a telesalesman or a ethics student? the people themselves are of equal value, assuming both are reasonable. that being said, ethics students have never interrupted my dinner.

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My gf will let me "come in the back door" if she can "make me squeal like a pig" I would really like to try "going through the back way" but I don't know if it's good enough to "have my bread buttered". What should I do? flip a coin. heads or tails... if it really turns her on you should do it.

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Who is responsible to check to see if food is fresh in the grocery - the customer or the store? Say you bought a bag of chopped walnuts and added them to a salad and they turned out to be rancid and ruined the salad. Who is at fault? you have an expectation of freshness when you buy something, imagine having bad gasoline sold to you. the expiration date doesn't cover this, that's for the merchant to track his stock. i'm sorry your salad was ruined.

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How can I get my girlfriend to loose weight? you can't

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What's so great about turning 21? forgetting about 20.

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Why when sexually molested do 'wrong things' turn you on, but then you feel wrong/dirty after? Please only answer, if you have gone through abuse. there is no why for this phenomenon, and that is the tragedy of it. usually there is a huge manipulation involved, an abuser can be very seductive and flattering. an abuser is sharing a deeply intimate secret with a victim, which in itself is exciting. that intimacy collapses after the abuse when the victim realizes that they were no more than a convenient cathartic. the abuser follows the same...

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My grandmother passed away tonight..tell me do you believe as I do..that all souls rest and will enter heaven only after judgment day..??? I believe this based on bible scripture. your grandmother is well and truly in god's hands now.

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How do you tell your s/o you lost something they gave you? Do you tell them? tell him (her) it feels like you lost a part of him, and that makes you feel incomplete. then beg him to tell you "that's not true". then have sex.

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If you could be on any TV show, what would it be? a publishers' clearinghouse commercial.

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What is every one's take on 2012 on this website? hey, my clock doesn't go past 12, does that mean the world will end at mid-night? no, unfortunately, the world is not going to end; it's just going to drag on and on and on...

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How do you stop the urge of wanting to cut and the ideas on trying to kill urself.its becoming hard. ive been depressed 4 almost a year and ive been doing my best to resist cutting 4 9 months, but i cant do it anymore. find a constructive way to hurt yourself, i obsessed on running and push-ups for a period of time. you can get totally immersed in the burn, plus nobody will bother you for it. they think it's normal.

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What was your worst drunken experience? i got caught picking my nose... naked, in a restaurant.

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What's with all the "naked" questions today? it's no pants day at AB.

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As a social, political commentator, HOW highly would you rate RUSH LIMBAUGH, 1=low, 10=high? he's not possessed of any real analytical insight, he is hypocritical in his assessments; i give him a one. that's being generous.

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What would you think if you saw a piano suddenly start dancing? i'd tell it not to be so sudden and suggest it ought to warm up with some stretching first.

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Have you ever used a fake accent? johnny "guitar" watson rants for about for about 15 seconds on a song he calls "a real mother for you". i have used that voice for about five years, but only off and on. some years back i worked on a carpentry crew where for six weeks we all spoke with russian accents. this was due to excessive exposure to a series of "Wendy's" commercials. we did it pretty...

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What would you do if you were taking a shower and blood came up from the drain and you heard a creepy clown laugh after. i would get another apartment.

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You come home, the sliding door is open, You come in through it to find a burglar. Your mother is sleeping in the other room. What would you do? (true story) tell the guy that if he wakes up your mom, she'll shoot both of you.

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Have you ever puked in your sleep? does falling asleep while puking count? i puke myself to sleep every now and then.

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Who doesn't like eagles? the eagle is a fine bird, perhaps the finest.

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What do you do when you feel like you have no voice - as if no one can hear what you have to say or what you have to tell them? start telling them some flat out crazy stuff. when they come back later and ask you about it, you can act like THEY are out of their minds. be sure to have some real fun, work on your tourette's syndrome impression. good luck, tell us which strategy yields the best result.

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What was the first dildo made out of? a man.

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How do you choose a worthy project for you to becomw invovled with in your community? think about what helped you, or would have helped you, when your back was against the wall. you can do that with insight you have already gained. also projects that make a lasting impact, like habitat for humanity or redoing a playground, are rewarding in the long run. also find something that doesn't overtax your time or energy, you don't want to resent your decision because it eats...

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What would be a good name for an on-line dating service? can be humorus. yourwifewontknowifyouclearhistory.com

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What is true love? love is the evolution of the awareness of beauty.

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Wes or Django? (if you HAD to choose) django. seriously, there's no question. there's some footage on youtube excerpted from a movie, check out his technique.

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What are some traditional jazz bands who jam? the dirty dozen brass band. the rebirth brass band. the soul rebels brass band. the hot eight brass band. or just c'mon down to new orleans, call me from the airport, and i'll show you.

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Where can I find Kermit Ruffins on internet, but for free? man you got to come down to "bullet's sports bar" on a.p. tureaud boulevard on any tuesday at 6:00 pm, he plays and there's no cover charge. or go to kermit's bar on saint bernard avenue at marais st., if there is a black lincoln pick-up out front, he's there.

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Where did jazz come from? the integration of european harmonic theory with african polyrhythms in an improvisational setting came out of new orleans. new orleans has a park just north of the french quarter called "congo square" where slaves were allowed to gather socially on sundays. they sang danced and drummed. they kept their musical culture alive and relevant. the end of the civil war left a lot of brass...

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What is your favorite Doo Wop song? "gee" by the crows. you'll have to hunt for it, but it is one of the most charming numbers you'll ever hear.

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Stevie ray vaughan or hendrix. that's not fair! but if no hendrix then no srv.

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Would Albert King play the blues for you? he sure did once in '88. i talked to him out in front of the club. he relieved himself behind his trailer. although i did not care to look it was clear he was endowed like a freight train. the release and uncoiling of his member made a noise like a deep bass note from an expensive stereo. the "born under a bad sign" release on stax is probably my favorite.

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My mojo is broken. Where can I take it to get it working again? if that clip of muddy didn't do it, c'mon down to new orleans, call me from the airport.

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Which English rock band took its name from a agricultural pioneer? jethro tull introduced crop rotation in england, do i win the tickets?

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What are your favorite toppings on a hot dog? a hamburger and another hot dog.

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What is one thing a waitress can do to cause you NOT to leave a tip? say something racist, assuming that i think that way.

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When I turn the hot water tap on in the kitchen I hear a loud/weird, unpleasant noise. Like an elephant... and you can hear it throughout the house. I think something is wrong with the pipes or something? What could be wrong with it? How can we fix it? it sounds like a condition we call "water hammer". a plumber can install a water hammer arrester in the supply line. with any luck it won't have to be behind a wall. there is a simple solution, don't let anyone tell you different. in fact, a tee installed above the shut off valve would give you a spot to install it.

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It's 2:45 am and I can hear an owl hooting outside my window right now, NO JOKE! Its kinda creepy because its so loud! Has anyone ever heard an animal that creeped you out? cool, owls are uncommon and eat varmints. their presence is a sign of a healthy environment.

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Would I be wrong for dating a 13 or 14 year old girl if I'm 17? be friends and be close, but if you date it's going to get bumpy really quick. good luck.

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Would it be wrong to date a boy a year younger than me only if you're 5 and he's 4. then school gets in the way.

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Sarah Palin’s New Interview: Did Tina Fey and Katie Couric exploit her? that's not only what the media did, it's what the republicans did.

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I won't be voting for Obama.What do you think of that? i think you're on the wrong side of history.

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If you could say anything to PRESIDENT Barack Obama right now what would you say? here's a carton of cigarettes, i won't tell anybody.

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If you ate alphabet soup and then got an x-ray, what would it say? what are you looking at? didn't you just eat me?

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How did African-Americans arrive in America? in the most horrible way possible.

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For followers of the Christian faith: Do you believe Jesus had a fair complexion and fair hair? no, i believe he had an excellent complexion and fantastic hair!

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If, as a non-Christian, I am unable to make a valid choice of morality, how can I at the same time be capable of making a valid choice of faith? because even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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Have you ever laughed at a man who was crying in public? only jimmy swagert.

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When did The Fresh Prince of Bel Air jump the shark? are you kidding me? a shark would have MADE that show!

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What percentage of the Hudson River crash survivors had to change their undergarments immediately following their rescue, do you reckon? i think two or three drops of pee came out of me when i was just watching it. nice job everybody, really, it made me proud of america. that's how we do things, everybody helps, everybody makes it.

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If people started calling you by your username, what would you think? how did they know it was me? i'm so much better looking on the internet.

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My boyfriend decided that he was going to pour cold water in the hot shower I was taking. I would like to get him back but need ideas. Can anyone help? I would like it so the prank does not go outside the bathroom! That could be dangerous!! saran wrap streched tightly over the toilet bowl, done correctly it's invisible.

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I saw some pictures of a topless model online and it made me feel depressed and jealous. What is this, and how can i change the way i feel about it/myself? imagine her with no make up, no lights and no retouching; that's how we look. except for a smile, so let's work on that. get a mirror, put it next to the computer, then find something funny on the internet. something really funny. i like that guy getting beat up by the deer on youtube. ( i sincerely hope he was ok ) NOW QUICKLOOKATYOURSELFYOU'RESMILING. see how pretty you are?

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What is the best prank to pull on a passed out drunk?....HURRY BEFORE HE COMES TO!!! take a credit card out of his wallet and buy tranny porn with it.

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I am not a Christian, but find myself discussing religion with Christians.They often say that they feel attacked for their beliefs(e.g. nonbelievers go to Hell) & do not know why.Others say they feel offended & hit back at them.How do we break this cycle? you're off to a good start. i love discussing ethics with anyone who cares to do so. the bible gives you a format or forum in which to do it. however if someone is a fundamentalist, they do not believe in further investigation. this provides conflict. realize that when you try to deduce an ethical course of action with someone who has ruled out certain outcomes, you are garaunteed a...

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My sweet little dog died today, and my heart is broken. I've dealt with this before, but it doesn't make it hurt any less. Even though you know the end is near, does that make you feel better when it happens or worse? the little guy is free now, and you needn't worry after him. i am sure you gave him a great life, good snacks, and all the love a dog could want. the new orleans funeral tradition is a tremendous way to mourn and honor the passage of a loved one. the gathering of friends and family to testify at the service. the slow march to the cemetary with a brass band playing a dirge "just a...

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What's the worst thing you can say to a man after he gives a poor performance in bed? alright, i'm ready.

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Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor? will you HURRY UP!

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What comes to mind when I mention " crappy "? wal-mart merchandise.

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What comes to mind when I mention " nasty " burger king

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Why *not* 2K? because we been there, and we done that.

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What makes you "who you are"? the brand of beer i drink... not really. two things actually; everything i see and everything i do.

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Can you really make a difference? oh yes you can, and you never know when something tiny will make all the difference.

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My gf's past really bothers me alot. She used to give this guy blowjobs for extacy, and yesterday she said she thinks she would like to give a bj, and the year that I was with her, she never wanted to once try it with me. What could make her want to now? maybe she's ready to finally get over that guy. she's probably wanted to blow you for a while, but her previous experience got in the way. don't worry about the past, there's nothing you can do about it, but you can fuck up the present if you're not kind and careful.

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What is the difference between Kinky and Perverted? kinky is thinking of fried chicken to get off, perverted is thinking of colonel sanders.

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Where can i find a guy to suck till he cums in my mouth everywhere.

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How do I lick a womans clit here's an idea, lick the alphabet. pretend you're using a paint brush, not a pencil. use small, subtle gestures, not overt ones. don't tell her what you're doing, just make a mental note what letters get that sharp intake of breath or the sudden involuntary hip thrust.

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What is the naughtiest, most forbidden sexual fantasy you've ever had? If you had a chance to act out the fantasy, would you? Or would you prefer it to just remain a fantasy? it used to be anal sex, now that's part of my regular repertoire. then it was spanking; what do you know? it turns out lots of girls like to be spanked. i've used a riding crop effectively on a recent lover and found it to be very exciting. if i have a fantasy now it now it's using that riding crop on a girl's breasts and pussy, alternating with my lips and tongue. torture...

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Do any of you girls watch porn with your boyfriends while having sex. Or vice versa? Is this healty for a serious relationship? here's a guy answer. watching porn while having sex might be appropriate once in a great while. telling a guy " hey, i'll blow you while you watch some porn dvd's i picked out" is something almost all guys like to hear. but having porn on every time is not really healthy, it's a distraction. sex is sex, it's great. porn is still just t.v. you'll never...

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What do you enjoy doing after you've had sex? buying an automobile.

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Can you give a female an anal orgasim? yes i can, it took me some time to learn how. a woman's first anal orgasm is a fabulous phenomenon. it catches then by surprise, and usually it's a big surprise. if you can find and exploit a woman's g-spot, you can give her an anal orgasm. a clitoral orgasm while you're in her ass is equally wonderful.

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Would you ever be a porn star? i could be a porn coach. i lack the...physique for stardom.

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Why do people watch porn? My theory on porn is: Why watch when you can do? Who agrees with me? because they want experience without entanglement, guys especially. a guy can put himself out there and strike out for lack of style, money, or looks. then there's a whole seduction ritual that can still fail, even with his S.O. a girl just has to wink her eye. porn also helps people get over their inhibitions. "see there, everybody likes that" the porn industry and...

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My boyfriend desparatly wants to have anal sex.im thinking about doing it. but wat he really wants to do is cum inside during anal. i keep reading up on how to be safe, use a condom during anal sex, how do i let him and use a condom both at the same time? if he's really hot for it, he's proably going to come before he even gets inside. while i cannot endorse unsafe sex, if you both have been tested and are clean, he can probably enter you safely. you sound inexperienced so i encourage you to read and follow all the advice here on AB, especially what women say. don't rush it, get it right and you'll both enjoy it.

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Can a doctor tell that you put dildos in your ass or have anal sex? not unless you've forgotten one up there. however you should be forthcoming with your doctor. if you can tell us, you can tell him.

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Is it right for a straight guy to have anal sex with a girl wearing a strap-on dildo? yeah it's right, having anal sex with a girl NOT wearing a strap on dildo means you've found the largest clit in north america.

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Can you get pregnant by having anal sex? it is possible but very very unlikely that a few tadpoles could swim across the taint.

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Why does my wifes butthole start hurting during anal sex? you need to refine your technique.

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My wife seems to like it when we are haveing anal sex and i start to go really fast and really hard .can doing this hurt her butthole? sounds like you're finding her g-spot, nice work. a woman's ass can relax a great deal and become very capacious. maintaining sufficient lube is essential, for both of you. give her what she wants but be very aware, the limits can come up quickly. also keep tabs on her comfort later. she may be sore an hour later or the next morning.

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If there is no lubrication at home for anal sex what else can be used? lick her ass and pussy. fuck her pussy for a minute or two really slow, then go for it.

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I give my wife oral all the time but she never returns the favor for me, unless I ask her to. What can I do to maybe have her return the favor? chocolate maybe? seriously though, grooming is key. you have to detail your dick. trim your bush tastefully. pluck (yes, pluck) the hairs out of the shaft to within 1 1/2" from the base. when you think you're going to get amorous, shower and rather than cologne try a little dusting of talc below the nut sack. if you're going to use cologne, try this; hold the bottle at just...

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Does lube make a girls pussy less..umm how to put it...does it make it not feel as good...cuz i didnt even kno i was in her when i lubed it up lube reduces friction, thereby reducing sesation. sometimes this is a good idea for the over excited man so he'll last longer.

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How many Rings are you wearing right now? just the ringing in my ears.

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If your are sitting at a table in the food court and I come up to you and ask if I can sit with you.......what will you do? invite you to sit, then start telling you about my ex-wife...hey! wait a minute. where are you going?

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Does God accept all forms of worship? i don't think he accepts evil done in his name.

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Is it important to use God's name? no, it's important to do his work.

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For the non-believers-when people start disappearing (all the christians) from the face of the earth (which is the rapture) will yall believe that Jesus is real or will you still be in doubt that God really exists and still doubt that the bible is a true? how will people disappearing prove the divinity of jesus and not the existance of aliens?

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Who is more real when one day your existence is a vanishing memory and people are still praying to God? the people doing the praying are real.

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Does what is in your imagination exist and how can it be even in your imagination if it doesn't? "existance in your imagination" is existance modified by an adjectivial phrase. what is percieved, exists, for the observer. imagination is synthesis and/or manipulation of observation. that synthesis can be acutely arcane. manipulation is a bag of tricks applied in almost mechanical ways.

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If every soldier in this world, would put down his weapon and pick up a woman, would the world be more peaceful? Redheads not war-heads, blonds not bombs, brunettes not fighter jets! Its gotta be sweet 16s not F16's. When will the government understand? an article copied from elsewhere about the WW I "christmas truce" The truce began on Christmas Eve, December 24, 1914, when German troops began decorating the area around their trenches in the region of Ypres, Belgium, for Christmas. They began by placing candles on trees, then continued the celebration by singing Christmas carols, most notably Stille Nacht (Silent Night). The...

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Can someone who isn't funny learn to be funny? humor can be learned, but it can't really be taught. everyone has a funny side that they can develop.

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If you soak a raisin in water, why doesnt it turn back into a grape? because it's lazy, it has to want to change. really, i think it has to do with how water is delivered into a grape when it's on the vine.

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If I could do one thing for you right now what would it be? call my ex-wife and ask her if she's aware she hurt a really good man.

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If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials? because stephen foster's "my old kentucky home" has no catchy electric guitar riff in it. "sweet home alabama" also has emotional associations for a generation and a half that was raised on anthemic rock songs. yee haw! fried chicken!

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What is something that it NOT very fun to do naked? wrestle with a cat. not only painful but distinctly perverse.

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WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE TO SELL AN OLD VINYL RECORD COLLECTION MANY OF THESE ARE IN BOXED SETS AND MANY HAVE ONLY BEEN PLAYED ONCE OR TWICE (PREVIOUS OWNER WAS A MUSIC CRITIC) hey man, i'd be interested. way interested. plus, i will gladly help you identify what's worth marketing and give you tips on how to do it.

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Im thinking about asking my grandparents(i live with them) to send me to an institution so that i can get help with my cutting. what is the best way to talk to them about it? im really scared, please help. if you're tough enough to cut yourself, you're tough enough to talk about it. what you're doing right now, talking about it to strangers, is a first step. figure out why you're scared to talk to someone you know. are you afraid of their judgement of you? are you afraid they will judge themselves? be prepared, really looking at your fears takes some courage.

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Why do people make jokes about cutting because the reality of it is too awful to take seriously. we often make fun of things that frighten us. we joke about death all the time.

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Does anyone find it really annoying the way people assume you are emo if you cut yourself, even if you did it before "emo" was invented? the term "emo", as a neologism, is going to be applied in all manner of ways until it is defined. the word is freighted with connotation due to the fact that it is defined not by a simple description but rather by it's association with actual people. some of these people are clearly bogus posers, hence the distaste with being identified with them. while introversion and...

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Why are boys so mean to the girls they like? because they are resentful of feeling vulnerable. if a boy likes you he knows that you can hurt him, and boys hate that.

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If some ignorant fartbag on this site, tries to answer your wonderful question with some kind of stupid or rude answer, what could you say to them besides the usual,"your mother's a stupid slut" thing? agree with them, earnestly praise them, and without irony or sarcasm. and call it 1729ing. here's an example Q. what middle name shall i give my new born daughter? A. how about LaTrina YOUR COMMENT; thank you so much, we're considering it. let me just say how much i admire your frankness in suggesting we name our child after a toilet. it's rare to see that kind of direct...

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Why ISLAM is blamed for terrorism Although Islam is the Religion of Peace and Harmony among pple around? because in any religion there are fanatic fundamentalists who believe that infidels should be killed. islamic fundamentalists are very visible right now, but the problem is not islam, it's fundamentalism. christianity is supposed to be about peace but look at how many people have been killed in the name of christ.

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Do you believe something really bad is gonna happen in the year 2012 like some people believe? no, unfortunately, the world will not end, it's just going to drag on and on and on.

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Has anyone ever just walked up to you, & given you a gift & told you not to ask any questions, but just do what you think is best with it, then just walk off, never to be seen again? no, darn it. where should i stand?

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What handgun is capable of stopping a bear? a phaser would be my choice.

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Do you have any advice for a person who's going to the shooting range for the first time so that he/she wouldn't look like an idiot? don't be afraid to look like an idiot, it's better than looking at a hole in yourself. trying to appear nonchalant and cool is probably the cause of more than a few accidents. the guys above gave good advice. take it all.

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Do you think obama can really take away our gun rights revoke our 2nd amendment with the help of the democratic senate it would be political suicide for obama, or anyone else, to even suggest repealing the second amendment. it would take a 2/3 majority in BOTH the house and the senate and then have to be ratified by popular vote in 38 states. it would be political suicide for obama, or anyone else, to even suggest repealing the second amendment. he's not interested.

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Irish Whiskey, Scotch Whiskey, or Bourbon bourbon. van winkle if i have money, jim beam if i don't.

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Are you drinking beer while AB'ing tonight? old grand dad, 100 proof.

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I know dark chocolate is "better/healthier" than milk. Do you know of any other variations of food where one is healthier than another? nacho cheese doritos are better than ranch doritos.

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I'm 27 now, 5 yrs back my life was awesome, but some jealous people ruined my career. I still can't get over it, my whole life has changed, what should I do? if you did it before, you can do it again. some people are not capable of any kind of success, be glad you're not one of them.

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How do you explain the size of the universe to a 4 year old? by orders of magnitude (1 foot, 10 feet, 100 feet, 1000 feet, miles, parsecs, light years etc). with simple examples of each. be sure not to overwhelm them with the enormity. if they ask you about it with trepidation, reply with relief "no, it's good we're not going to run out of room."

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Why do many men not know how to prepare a home-cooked meal? because they don't realize that cooking well might get them sex.

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Water or food? water. a day without food is bad, a day without water is torture. a week without food is starving, a week without water is death.

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What would happen if the US suddenly declared itself bankrupt and unable to pay its national debt (several trillion dollars)? anyone holding government securities (t-bills etc.) would march on washinton. this includes old ladies and the chinese government.

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Should credit reporting agencies be required to verify the information contained in their files prior to sharing it? uh, YEAH! otherwise it's slander.

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Does any one cook from scratch any more? If so what do you cook? i make bacon and eggs from scratch.

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Assuming that the free market capitalistic systems requires LESS government regulation to work properly, what is the government's proper response to an economic downturn? roads have stop lights, speed limits and penalties for wreckless operation. this is the kind of regulation we need.

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Barack Obama said "Only government can provide the short-term boost necessary to lift us from a recession this deep and severe. Only government can break the cycle that is crippling our economy." Do you agree or disagree? the phrase "promote the general welfare" is the mandate for the government to fix whatever it can. how it goes about it is the question. i personally am insisting on a "BUY AMERICAN" approach, privately and publicly. make every dollar count and account for every dollar.

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Do you care what other people say about you? that's what AB points are.

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Its 5 a.m. and you just woke up. is there anything that compares to a good cigarette and a fresh, hot cup of coffee? no there isn't. say what you will, but the world turns because of cigarettes and coffee.

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Do you believe Ouija boards are real? If not why would they sell them? they sell them not because they are real or not, they sell them because people buy them.

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What is the stupidest reality show you have seen? fox news

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Who don't you love? ann coulter; i'm sorry, but jews don't need to be "perfected", i don't belong in guantanamo, and our guys getting killed by our own mines in viet nam is not why we "lost"

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Is God knowable? not fully. he's barely recognizable.

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Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign, what would you write? (if you'll allow me) "will stand here for money"

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Do you think obama can really take away our gun rights revoke our 2nd amendment with the help of the democratic senate no, he's really not interested.

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What is the difference between the ego, the super ego and the id??? Can someone explain this to me as simple as possible?? Thanks :-) id and superego are minty. ego is sort of salty. actually, as i understand it, id is what you want; superego is what they'll let you have; ego is what you settle for.

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They can't hear you. What is it you have wanted to say to someone? "hey man, you got a banana in your ear"

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Does anyone think heaven can come across as a little boring? a little boring is good.

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What brand of vitamins have you found to be the most effective? jim beam.

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Why would a guy rape a girl? i'm glad to say i don't know. i couldn't even get a boner if the girl wasn't interested, much less if she is resisting.

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Why are pleasures considered bad or a sin? because sometimes we pusue them to the exclusion of common sense or simple decency.

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How do you fight your inner demons? with inner baseball bats.

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If you were a candy heart, what would you say? (be creative) put me back in the candy chest! next to the candy lungs! hurry!

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Is it a good idea or a bad idea to ban cigarette smoking inside restaurants & bars, and why? here in new orleans you can take the drink out of the bar and smoke outside. that works great.

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Car rattling music is worse than ever. Deep bass, cant even hear the vocals music. What do you think should be done about it? smile, wave and bob your head like you're really into it. roll down the window and ask them what they're playing. that'll mess them up for a minute.

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If I were to get locked up into the padded room who would come visit me? the trix rabbit and the lucky charms leprachaun.

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What right does a community have to choose what books may be read within that community? NONE. my mom grew up in nazi germany. she spent years here in america fighting censorship of any kind. she HATED hitler, but still had a copy of his book in our house.

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How can i make 100 dollars in one hour? work for no less than $1.65 a minute.

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15 year old guy with a 14 year old girl. how far should they go? is it okay for then to have sex? supposing they have been together for 4 months and are fully commited it is beautiful that you have deep feelings for each other, sex can complicate that. try to have orgasms with your clothes on first. see if you still get along after that. if you're going to have sex make sure you're not just using each other, make sure that you have plenty of time and a place that is pretty, and don't get pregnant. you both can get hurt in ways you don't...

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What would make ballet more exciting? high banked oval tracks.

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Where are some nice places for a good man to meet a good woman, with the exceptions of bars, strip joints, and the internet? hardware stores, the sunday afternoon cajun dance party at "tipitina's" in new orleans, farmer's markets, house sales, and car accidents (fender bender not flaming wreck)

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What is the meaning of life? your question is probably "what is the purpose of life?" i would say that the purpose of life is to discover truth.

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Why couldnt they have let me keep my damn smokes? They got about 700 dollars from me... because they were already going to the fourth circle of hell and thought they'd try for the fifth.

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Why do I hate all of you? because you need something to hate, and we're here, so it's convenient.

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I love anal play, and was wondering if anyone knew of any "safe" objects that can be inserted into the anus besides dildos. I'm way too embarrased to go buy one of those! here's my suggestion, and you can buy it on-line. http://store.babeland.com/butt-beads/ripple?kbid=298

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I'm going to buy an anal dildo/vibrator for my wife and I, can anyone suggest any specific style? This would be our first anal one. these two are the best anal toys/tools i've ever employed. http://store.babeland.com/butt-beads/ripple?kbid=298

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Do you think most people admire the success of the rich, or despise it? we admire the success, and despise the successful.

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What would Beethoven say about THIS if we brought him back from the dead!? he probably could have heard it and said "hand me that "axe" kid, and be quick about it"

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What's so great about Beethoven? He's great, certainly. But why? his first symphony traces the trajectory of classicism into romanticism. the third symphony is about YOU, and the heroic within you. the fifth reveals the tragedy and triumph of the struggle of life. the sixth, besides being a romp, is the legacy of joy bequeathed us by our ancestors. the seventh is the eqivalent of a new orleans second-line parade. death and renewal the ninth is knowledge...

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What role did mozart's father play in his life and death? mozart's father dragged him through salons all over europe to display him as a child prodigy. as a child he was a brilliant violinist. i believe mozart senior predeceased mozart junior, who mourned his fathers passing until his own.

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If someone can “bring Mozart’s masterpieces into the 21st Century” like in this embed below, what would OK Go’s “Here It Goes Again” (The viral video with the treadmill dancing) sound like if it was “brought back to the 18th Century?” that's a theme by paganini, reworked by rachmaninov, then brilliantly interpreted by a virtuoso admirer of eric johnson. you may be mistaking it for mozart's "eine kleine nachtmusic". it's still fabulous. as far as okgo transplanted into the 18th century, look at the minuet scenes in "amadeus"

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Berlioz - Symphonie Fantastique, I heard the eeriest interpretation I've ever heard today on the local NPR station. It was played by the Vienna Philharmonic, but the Conductor wasn't mentioned. Anyone have any recommendations? karl bohm, perhaps.

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Who said he would stop doing concerts "when women stop throwing their panties on stage"? the electrifying tom jones.

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Do women look more sexier when they are extremely skinny? no. fat is no good either. healthy and capable, that's sexy.

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Alright why is it when i ask my bf to eat me out he doesn't ever want to but he has no problem letting me give him head? you have to ask him to eat you out? then he doesn't want to? i'm sorry, but he's a loser.

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Will you take a quiz that rates how sexy you are and report back to us? (see link)...I'm 90% i'm 47. they say i'm very sexy but they don't know why.

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I danced for 2 hours with a girl on both friday and sat night, txted her monday to ask if she wanted to go for coffee (that way we can talk a bit more instead of yelling in a club), no reply, should i bother txting her again this weekend? no, don't be pathetic.

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Is it illegal for a school security guard to take something and not give it back in AZ? I walked onto school ground caring a unopened Monster. The security guard took it away and sad I can have it at the end of the day. I came beck but she sad no. tell her that breaking her word, even to a kid, is a breach of ethics. it's not the stand-up thing to do. you'll never get her to admit what she did was wrong, she, or her superior, drank it. leave it alone, but if you want to mess with her, buy another one and give it to her.

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Hi guys :} i'm a 16 year old girl falling in love with a 20 year old guy. we admitted our feelings to each other. why is it illegal to love someone because of a certain age? is loving each other wrong..? i dont know what to do. a little advice please :} because adult passion and adolescent passion are very different. check each other out, but 18 and 22 makes for better understanding.

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Is it legal to marry an inanimate object? no, but you can date it.

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How long does it take you to get up on sundays? i don't get up on sunday. i stay up.

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When is murder okay? to protect yourself or someone else. don't even screw around with this idea, it only gets worse. way worse.

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I told a girl that i love her and that i want to be with her, and she said she loves me too. however, she then said she has 3 personalities and that the other two have lovers and wouldn't let her. what should i do? i just want to help her. walk away while you still have legs.

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So this girl that was really popular and is, still is beautiful saw me at a gas station and ran to me, gave me a huge kiss and said how much she missed me. I wasn't all too cool in high school. What should I do? don't give ms. popularity another thought, but realize you might have been cooler than you imagined in high school. remember that the next time you meet a new girl.

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I'm going to leave the country in a month, she tells me she will do what ever she can to make this month the happiest of my life but she tells me after i leave we have to break up, what does she mean by that, consider that i'll be back in a year have a good time and don't look back. don't hurt her or hurt yourself in the process. send her a couple of postcards, but do not expect a reply. see what goes when you get back.

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What does it mean if a girl that knows you're interested in her but you're just friends with, (out of nowhere)-stares into your eyes intimately for an uncomfortable amount of time? really nothing that you need to concern yourself with. she's messing with your head and her own. next time, if there is a next time , which i doubt because an almost kiss has kept you on point for two years, wink at her, smile, and look away.

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Is it ok for a 21 year old girl to date a 15 year old boy. having been the 14 year old boy with the 19 year old girl, let me tell you this; it's o.k. to go to the drive-thru, but the dining room is closed.

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I have dated a few white women in the past and even though I liked them I did not like all of the attention (mostly negative) we received whenever we were out in public. How come interracial couples receive so much attention from others? people are messed up. ask a white girl about the heat they get from black women when they hang around black men. it's all jealousy. white men can't deal because they think they can't compete. i just like to see people who are having a good time.

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We have breath mints so why not butt mints? i prefer butt gum.

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In what sport are all metal shoes worn? jousting.

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Please define modern liberalism the belief that social order can be changed to be made better.

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Have you ever been comforted by monotony? yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes...

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What offends you the most? Be specific. aggresively displayed willful ignorance.

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When you go home, what is the first thing you do? hang up my keys on the hook by the door, fire up my mac and check with you guys at AB.

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If you saw someone on the street who looked exactly like you, what would you do? ask them "y'kow who you look like?"

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Is anal sex the best kind of sex and is it healthy with a condom on? the best kind of sex is sex that both particpants really enjoy. done carefully, anal sex is healthy.

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I think anal sex is hot, but shit on the dick is not. How in the world is this preventable because I do not want to be embarassed? finger probing will let you know if you're about to plow into a log. if it gets a little messy, don't EVER let the girl know. also, read extensively about how to do it before you try. get it right and you both will enjoy it, get it wrong and you will alienate your partner.

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What's the best way to get an ass ready for anal sex? I'm don't think I like the idea of using fingers. So.. dildos? plugs? beads? these here are the best toys/tools i've ever used. the graduated lobes and slick surfaces are ideal. as my g/f says, "i didn't know i liked that" http://store.babeland.com/butt-beads/ripple

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If a man likes anal sex because it feels good but has a girlfriend does this mean he's gay? it's simple. if you do it with a guy, you're gay; if you do it with a girl, you're straight.

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Who is the worst person you could run into at an orgy? dick cheney.

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What's the most a guy/girl can masturbate in one day, and how many times on average does an 13-18 year old teen (girl or boy) masturbate? good answer, moongrim. even as an adult over 40, when not involved with a woman, i will do it twice a day. if i have a lot of spare time maybe 3 or 4 times in a day. there is a lot of difference between 13 and 18 year olds and between young men and young women.

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Why are dudes so attracted to boobies? they're just bags of, whatever. muscle? because boobies are graceful, curvaceous, and full of promises men vaguely understand but fully believe. nipples are like stars of passion in the dark and velvety night sky of passion.

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Why do so many say they should let their child decide for themselves?Proverbs 22:6 Train up your child in the way he should go;and when he is old he will not depart.Anotherwards raise them in Jesus. faith by choice is much stronger than faith by force. train your child by example, show, not tell, how your faith brings you peace, joy, and insight. these are the lessons that stick. children have enough things being sold to them these days and are rightly cynical. rise above these things and "he will not depart"

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My b/f wants me to get into anal sex . how do i start . as i don't think i can fit him in me . help needed . would love to try at least i used a graduated lobe butt plug (see link below) on my g.f. paired with light and intermittent clitoral stimulation during insertion. once it was fully in, i made her come with more clitoral stimulation while i stroked myself and came all over her ass cheeks. that was it the first couple of times. once she was comforatable with that i brought her to the brink of orgasm the same way, slowly...

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Where is the hearter core located on a 1998 chevy c 1500 follow the supply lines coming off the engine block, they'll lead you to it. it's most likely located on the inside of the firewall, right behind the g-spot.

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Does the trinity make sense honstly? any language of man used to describe god is going to fall short.

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Do you feel like it is still Christmas? i live in new orleans. january 6th is "twelfth night" and the beginning of carnival season. mardi gras is SO much more than just drinking on bourbon street. y'all come down and i'll show you!

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Who was your childhood hero from the comics? THE SILVER SURFER. (the first series) he was so righteous and mysterious. plus he was pining for his one true love, shala bal.

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Having preferred to ignore all the controversy surronding gov Blagojevich and accept the nomination rather than respectfully decline, Does Roland Burris seem like a self serving selfish narcasistic person unconcerned with the peoples will i think he feels like he deserves it. i'm going to guess the appointment was made outside of any bribery or arrangement so that blago could cover his butt later.

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The scientific validity of any specific Creation story/myth aside, is a Creation, in the sense of existence being created from a total void, by any force or agent, scientifically possible? possible, yes; explicable, not yet.

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Do all men find blond haired women attractive? I'm not too fond of them. I prefer dark haired women. But it really doesn't matter to me. blonde is not especially appealing to me, i like reddish brown. the varietal head of hair is cool.

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If Answerbag had a wet t-shirt contest, who would win? ☺ the t-shirt.

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What group needs one more electron to fill out its outer energy level the halite column to the right before noble gasses on the periodic table. i think.

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How do I plan a party? invite everybody, including people who you hardly know.

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On a perfect day, what would you wear? (You are out an about, nothing big.) wrangler blue jeans (31mwz's with the black and gold tag), socks by "wigwam", thorogood "work 1" shoes (steel toed, highly comforrteable and stylish) and a white dress shirt by "joseph and feiss". vintage ray ban sunglasses. everything made in USA. i'd look good, feel good, and be doing good.

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What kind of questions on AB do you like answering the most? questions just like this.

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In golf, what does it mean when they call something a "birdie"? it means the speaker is lying about his game.

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Should ISPs remove 'pro-ana' sites or is this a breach of freedom of speech? like pro-cutter, or pro-suicides sites, they would be no worse than fox news.

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If it could be done, how long would it take to swim the Atlantic? ( England to New York) the distance is about 3000 miles. the fastest english channel swim, approximately 20 miles, was just under 7 hours. so we're looking at something in the neighborhood of 1000 hours of swimming at a minimum. 6 weeks if you could swim at a record pace 24/7. 6 months if you swam 40 hours a week. this of course assumes you don't get lost or eaten.

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Will they ever manufacture a trouble free computer? i dream of this every night. my mac perfroms flawlessly.

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What would you do if you lost your bathing suit while you were swimming? try to buy it back from you.

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If I was about to murder you, what would your last words be? don't i know your mom?

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Why do very overweight people get handicap tags and park so close to the door? Wouldn't it make more sense to make them park at the other end of the parking lot? a vaguely clever but unkind question. in probably all cases of people with disability tags; they are not disabled because they are "fat", they are "fat" because they are disabled. by the grace of god, i am not one of those people.

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How expensive is a cheap buy? there is hardly anything in this world that some man can't make a little worse and sell for a little cheaper. the man who considers only the price is this man's lawful prey. -john ruskin

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What are your favorite TV shows from the past decade? the test pattern.

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Crunches upon cruches just don't do a THING for my abs! Anyone out there have an abdominal workout that really works for them? to get definition you have to starve all the fat off your body.

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Can you catch me off guard by saying something completely random? any formal system sufficiently powerful to do arithmetic is going to have undecidable propositions.

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Who in Nascar are you sick of hearing about? the restrictor plate. let 'em breathe!

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What is your on-road personality? Do you tend to let people go in front of you or are you hell on wheels? i've got all the time in the world.

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HOW CAN YOU BEST DEFINE GRAVITY AND HOW DOES IT REALLY WORKS there is no gravity, the earth sucks.

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What is your favorite pizza topping if you can have as many things as you want on it? mozerella and money.

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I have been wearing Chanel Coco Mademoiselle perfume forever. Now, for the first time in my life, I am laid off and dead broke. What am I going to use to make myself smell good? a bay leaf under each arm?

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Who is your favorite drummer? the late great earl palmer

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What is the capital of Hell? crawford, texas

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What have you noticed about yourself, as you get older? the stories get so much better, but they take so much longer to tell.

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What do you think of this statement? "Abortion is premeditated murder" spoken by a man.

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What mammal and insect have similar body structure henry paulson is is kind of like a cockroach.

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What is the logic behind the Cuba embargo? there is no logic at this point, only spite.

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If you had the chance to get Gaylord Perry's autograph would you or would you not, and why? heck yeah! he had the nerve to be honest about the spitter. i wish modern players would own up like that.

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Before Christmas, a fire in Burnsville, Minnesota, left nearly 200 homeless, but an anonymous donation of a million dollars, gave them a chance of putting their lives back together, has anything like this ever happened in your community? i live in new orleans, i am greatful to a nation that has reached out when the government's flood protection failed due to poor design and worse execution.

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I personally do not know one person who is for the bailouts. Is anyone here for the bailouts? henry paulson should never go to another restaurant without wondering if his food has been spit on.

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How do you make 2 and 8/3 in simplest form 4 and 2/3

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According to the bible are men allowed to spank/discipline their wife for misbehavior if previous attempts to reason from the bible have been ignored or rebelled against? Did God allow the man/husband this type of authority to persuade or compel? spanking is a reward, if done correctly. does the bible say anything about getting a boner while administering this persuasion?

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If I watched TV for 20hrs average per day, what are the effects? your answerbag ratings will stall.

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When they said the world will end in 2012, do you think they were talking about the economic world? The economy is dying and without it it will be hard for many to survive. Tell me what you think! no, unfortunately, the world will not end; it's just going to drag on and on and on...

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My BF of 3 years said he catches feelings for other people (cause he's a man) but at the end of the day he still remembers his love for me... what do I make of that? he's more honest than he should be, but he loves you.

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Do you enjoy bacon? bacon is proof that god loves us. did you know there's a bacon-of-the-month club?

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If you were a teacher, what would your response be to a student who said they had no motivation to succeed because the world is going to end in 2012, before they even graduate high school? enjoy being homeless for the next four years, and thanks for reducing the competition for jobs. actually i would spend sometime comparing it to some other doomsday scenarios. the hale bopp comet suicides are a good example. i think most doomsday hobbyists are just board to tears with their own lives.

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Can you name a farm animal that you wouldn't eat? (Credit goes to Family Fortunes) not the farmer's daughter, if you know what's good for you.

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Where do the 42 virgins come from anyway? not from new orleans, you can be sure of that.

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Doe the family guy and his son look like their chin is a nutsack? yes they do. have you noticed that homer simpson's ear and the hair around it spell out matt groening's initials.

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Does anyone know about conspiracies to wipe out Native Americans in the PRESENT? I have a paper due soon and I appreciate ANY info. Thanks worse things happen through negligence than happen by conspiracy. look into environmental degadation of native american land

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Would you date or be friends w/ a racist,even if it not your race they hate? i could be cordial, but not friends. racism is misplaced anger and indicative of larger issues of trust.

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What do you call someone who hates space aliens? someone with too much time on their hands.

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Whatever happend to La Toya Jackson? i heard that the sweatband caused an aneurysm.

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The Fountainhead or Atlas Shrugged? fountainhead. especially the beginning of part four with the young man's internal monologue as he rides a bicycle. atlas shrugged, while satisfying, is too preachy and relies on "deus ex machina" and fantastical situations. the fountainhead is more real.

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Commenting a guys brown eyes. and what are somethings I could say? i never knew something brown could be as good as chocolate.

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A while back I asked what you would do if someone's anger was aimed at you. This question was spammed. I still want to know how people deal with anger directed at them, so I'll try again. (IS this a spammy topic?) respond with sincere absurdity. "i want you to know how much i admire your adversarial attitude" ignore the person's arguments and focus your response on praising their anger and irrationality.

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I see many on the AB who are non-believers of God. Has anyone ever known a non-believer that has had a life changing event changed their beliefs? OR even visa-versa, a life changing event that made a believe a non-believer. my mom stopped believing in god while living in germany during the second world war. they say that there are no atheists in foxholes. try years of nazi oppression with the acquiescence of the church.

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Y du peple donrat me 4 telin da truf tats al i do in? the spelling is just begging for "donrat". spell-check, it's easy and makes you look professional.

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At what temp is it to cold for your dog to be outside and you bring them in? last time i talked to your dog he said 45 degrees.

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Do you believe that culture is primarily defined by a common language? as long as by language you mean art, food and music as well as words and literature.

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Is there something wrong with not trusting people? I don't trust anyone but myself. I think if I trust someone, they'll turn their back and screw me over. no, you're fine just the way you are. don't forget, i'm probably lying to you.

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Do you think Obama will be able to pull us out of this mess Bush has left us in? not all by his lonesome self, it's going to take every last one of us.

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Why is most pornography aimed at a male audience? because women don't have to watch porn, they could just dial random phone numbers and tell people what to do.

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For all the band people like me :D What instrument do you play? i play the cowbell, and i get PAID for it. then again, i live in new orleans. this is a good town to play a cowbell in.

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What porn moves your should never use in real life? two girls, one cup.

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This question for athiests; how do you explain paranormal activity and demon possession? Serious question, not trying to hide a conversion here or anything: quantum physics and mental illness.

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I need a new car, shall i get:- the flashy BMW or the sensible FORD? please help? do your home work and BUY AMERICAN.

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My fiance won't marry me unless I completely clear out my $10K debt, is that a valid reason? are you sure that's the real reason? punch that debt out and find out. if there is another problem after that, walk away.

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Do you really believe you live in a "Free" country? it damn well better be! or else what have so many given their lives for.

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What age do you think is the worst to lose a parent? before you learn to speak.

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I really like this guy but he is really into drugs and doesn't pay any attention to me. He knows i like him. What can i do to win this guy over? maybe he's just not that into you, walk on. drugs or no drugs, don't waste your time trying to change anyone into someone who likes you.

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What foods warm you up on a bitter cold day? anything with cheese melted on it.

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Do you think every individual should be forced to carry a National ID card? Why or why not? no! this is free country. the assignment of a national i.d. is the first step toward restricting our freedom to move about as we wish. also the potential for abuse is huge. imagine some government functionary has a problem with you because your dog woke him up one sunday morning. do you want that guy to be able to put a flag on your i.d.?

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What is the MOST 1,000% GUARANTEED way to get someone to release their grudge against you? catch them off guard and make them laugh.

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How do you become a 'true' genius? by honestly and thoroughly pursuing and then displaying the depth of your insight, without being self conscious. i think everybody is a genius in some way

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Why doesn’t Guinness World Records give record certificates for the longest continuous grudge against anyone? it's because people with grudges secretly have crushes on the people they hate. it would be like giving some one a prize for being a liar.

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I grew up without a sister, so I have lack of female interaction about my age and I'm always nervous, shy around girls, right now I'm 19 years old and I'm still like that, I have fear of women, does lack of a sister made me who I am today? it is common and normal to be a little shy around women at the age of 19. go ahead and be shy; in the mean time develop yourself, inside and out. girls like that about a guy. at the same time, don't "play" shy. be yourself and like what you like, be confident in that. you will find your way to women you are comfortable with. it sounds like you're not sure how to be friends...

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Why does it hurt so badly when an animal dies? My horse has to be put down im so upset...im going to lose my best friend. Anything that will help? it's because we share the best of ourselves in a very simple way with an animal. remember the good life you gave your horse, and be with him/her when he/she goes. imagine how much worse it would be if you two had never met. it's going to be hard, but it's going to be o.k.

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What are your tastebuds commanding you to eat? everything that smells good. i'm making a pork roast.

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Why don't you love me? why do you think i don't?

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Why are some women mean to a man they fancy? in order not to be vulnerable to them

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What one invention has changed the world more than any other? the book. that covers the bible and newton's "principia mathematica". the disemination and retrievability of information afforded by the "codex" format was not improved on until electronic data storage in the twentieth century. the dependance on electricity is a detriment to the significance of some other items on this list.

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What kind of BBQ meal do you like to eat on new years? i'm making a picnic shoulder pork roast. the roast rubbed with olive oil and spices (salt pepper etc.) then placed in a cast iron pan with an inch of dilute bbq sauce in the bottom and aluminum foil over the top. this is on top of the grill (weber with charcoal) and the lid on the grill. we're about 1 1/2 hours into a 4 hour process. when there is about an hour to go, i will pull the...

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What are some good messages to write on card wishing somebody a Happy New Year? merrie christmas is merrie, happie new year is happie. you are BEAUTIFUL, componded with LUV and blessings. and may your total future be the greatest! this was in a greeting card duke ellington sent to my mother in the late 70's.

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Will anyone ever take over the whole world? the world is far too disorganized, and there are far too many resources for any one person to control them. besides, every body has to eat, sleep or go to the bathroom, that makes everybody vulnerable.

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When does the NWO take over the world? as soon as you let it.

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Is the 1.5L SOHC D15B2 engine an interference type engine? The timing belt broke (while the car was stopped) in my 1989 Honda civic DX. and the mechanic claimed that there was no valve damage b/c this is a non-interference engine. Is this true? if the vehicle was at rest it is quite possible that nothing was damaged. if your mechanic is not trying to sell you a new cylinder head, he's probably telling you the truth.

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What do you know about prayer and fasting? If you've done it, please tell me about it. fasting lowers the level of blood sugar in the brain, chemically, this stimulates the production of seratonin, a neuro-transmitter. this, in turn, sharpens the senses. if, in this state, you are being introspective, there is a chance to gain insight. fasting is a way to supress one's concern with the physical world. sleep deprivation will do this, too. be careful, and work up to it. ghandi...

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What is the best defense a person has against alien abduction? putting down the malt liquor.

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Why is our planet truly round? Or is it? Is it really a smooth circle? the planet is mostly round; it has to do with gravity and how mass likes to organize itself.

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Why is a circle round? round is a description.

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What is your first word that comes to your mind, if I say: Obama? obama is young, strong and smart. i think bush meant well, but he's not all that smart.

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What is a soothsayer? someone who tells the sooth, the whole sooth an nothing but the sooth.

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What can you do better drunk than sober? speak my mind without second guessing myself.

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What is the longest word you can spell and just use one vowel? if were talking about dictionary words; strength, or, plural, strengths. but eww(etc.) gets my vote for originality.

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Is time really a cube? it would be a difficult analogy to make. try this, a point is one dimensional, a square is two dimensional, a cube is three dimensional, what comes next? a cube for a second. there are a number of ways to model it in your own mind; some models are more useful than others, but none of them is an absolute representation.

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What would it take to convert my 2 wheel drive truck to 4 wheel drive? it's time and money, i would only do it for a truck with round headlights.

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Is it worth making her mad just so she will leave me because I cant say the words? only if you've said the words and she isn't hearing them, and if just being yourself makes her mad.

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How does this site work.........im an idiot i think you're doing fine so far, nothing's caught fire yet.

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All i ask of you is__________? do you have an extra cigarette?

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Why do so many say Jesus isnt God?When John1:1,says in the beginning was the Word(Jesus)and the word was with God and the Word was GOD.Plain and simple,cant change to what you want. jesus may be a part of god, but he is not all of god. to make jesus all of god is to take all of the words he spoke to all of us through the body of christ.

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Generally speaking, do girls prefer guys with long or short hair? i think they like guys with clean healthy hair. although at my age just having hair makes you attractive.

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I Cannot/Find It hard to Watch YouTube Videos Without Comments In the Comment Section For some reason; Even If I think the video will be Fun to watch. Why am I like this? i think you're worried about being alone.

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Why do people kill someone with out motive or reason? are they so stupid they think they wont get caught? is it the thrill? or the fact its bad to do? If you could kill someone legally would you? and why? i think it has to do with misplaced anger and the belief that taking someone else's life will somehow justify their own.

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How does one define one's self? i believe we are defined by our acts and their intentions.

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What food comes to mind when I say "nasty"? burger king, i always feel like nothing there is ever fresh.

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Except from changing my diet, how can i lower my cholestrol? working long hours outside in cold weather, it will sure burn the fat out of you.

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What's one thing you hate to spending money on? replacing something that was stolen from me. as a tradesman of close to 30 years it kills me when i have to look back at a week's labor and figure i spent some number of hours working for somebody else's crack habit.

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Do you think Atheists are more ethical and moral than the majority of Christians? nobody has a corner on morality or ethics. some christians do more than believe, they truly act on those beliefs, but many are christians in name only. many religious people are only ethical out of fear of punishment. there is no way to predict people's behavior based on their affiliations.

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Does Subway or Quiznos serve any authentic Jerk sandwiches? no they don't. unless you count the guy in front of you at the drive through.

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I want some fast food - where do I go? note the majority suggest Wendy's, i concur. the hamburgers are made from fresh, not frozen, ground beef.

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Do guys really enjoy anal sex with women or do they do it just for kicks? the forbidden part is a turn on for some, but that fades over time. speaking from experience, with a willing partner it's great. i emphasize willing. when has an orgasm while you're sodomizing her it's fabulous. the passage itself is smoother and initially tighter, but as the event progresses it becomes looser. this smoothness yields an increasingly subtle stimulation as the...

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Is it inappropriate to adopt a puppy if you work a normal work week, thus will only be with the puppy on lunch breaks, late afternoon, nights, and weekends? an adult dog, or better yet a pair, would be a better choice if you can't be there. puppies need a lot of attention. have fun with some new animal pals!

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I'm about to contact a therapist for depression but think I also have a sexual addiction. As a child I was sex abused by a male which may be why I find it difficult to trust guys. I am male. Should I see a male or female therapist? a sex addiction might be born of a desire to gain approval and acceptance by women. learning to trust a male therapist might be the most important therapy you could get. that being said, interview a handful of therapists. therapists are just like contractors, degrees and licenses don't tell the whole story. in some places you can check references through "angieslist" or local...

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My girlfriend doesn't like giving head but she says she loves when I give her oral. I love when she does give me head but she says she doesn't like the feeling of something down her throat. What should I do? first of all, good for you for not denying her oral even though she's uncomforatable the other way around. see if she's interested just licking and kissing your cock and keep your hands off her head. a big cock attached to a big guy can be a scary thing.

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How come eating someone else's sperm seems awesome but eating my own seems gross? somebody else's sperm is a reward for a job well done. eating your own is just stupid unless you're blowing yourself. wait a minute.. is that what you're doing?

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My wife prefers to give me blowjobs, should i feel bad or just enjoy? certainly enjoy, but find out what she wants and needs. there is an issue there, and you ought to find out what it is. it might be a simple as a problem she has with your technique. do you pleasure her at all in the process? does she pleasure herself?. is she afraid of losing control. this might just be a phase where she likes giving you blowjobs, but it might be something more. keep your eyes...

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Every time i lose a bet my husband has to shove it in my arse, he is very well endowed and he hurts and knows it, i have a willing gay friend who says he will hide until hubby is tied down and then give him some pay back, Am i going over the top? i understand how you feel. a bad assfuck is tragic, but rape is a crime. that being said it is probably high time he get sodmized with a strapon. pick something the same size or slightly smaller than his equipment. take pictures and make sure to make him come during or shortly after. who knows maybe that's what he's really after.

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If i woman says she wants to be "OTK dominated", what does the "OTK" mean? "over the knees". spanking without restraints or bondage and without implements.

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How can I be a dominatrix and torture my boyfriend? I have so much sexual aggression, I need to get this out. I'd prefer it to involve some shedding of blood and extreme pain. watch some bdsm porn together and see what turns you both on. it's possible all you really need to do is watch and wank to relieve your desire. bloodsport is pretty dicey. make sure you know what you're doing. stepping over the line is a sure way to wreck a relationship.

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If you wait to masturbate every week is you penis bigger than it would be if you masturbated every day because of the build up of sperm? no. sperm does not build up in the penis. if your penis seems larger it's because of a greater desire for relief.

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Is masturbation a result of child abuse? masturbation is entirely normal, child abuse is not. if you have been abused and take refuge and comfort in masturbation, be careful. masturbation is for you to enjoy and do for your own pleasure. sexuality should be independant of any unkindness. if you suspect abuse of someone else get advice on that, it's important.

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Several lady friends show no interest in anal sex. Haven't discussed subject, respected their wishes when they moved hand or said no. Appropriate to bring it up sometime (presumably not in bed) to see what the issue is and try put any fears to rest? it's kind of an invitation only thing, and most women are a little shy. developing a woman's anal passions takes some subtlety. when you are doing her from behind, lick the ball of your thumb and with your hands planted on ass cheeks brush your moistened thumb over her anus. two or three passes, no more. do this when she's coming or close to it. use light pressure only, no...

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Where did you park your Car? under yours.

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If we are mostly water, why don't we flow? speak for yourself, i poured myself out of bed this morning.

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When a light is turned on, where does all the darkness go? under the sofa...go look for yourself.

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When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? no, not at all. i'd like to be in front of a plate of bacon and eggs, eggs over easy, toast buttered to the edge.

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I'm thinking about starting a blog which showcases questions people ask which are "knowledge challenged", meaning they are difficult or impossible to answer due to shortcomings in the question. Would this interest you if it were humorous but frank? this is a clever exercise, and perhaps fraught with peril. often questions are framed the way they are because the asker has an answer in mind. ooh, i have an idea for the title,"what's wrong with this question?"

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Can you describe yourself in one word? deity

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Do most women like their butts kissed and their anus licked? I'm very serious! Do they find it pleasurable? i have yet to find a girl who doesn't like it

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I am 19 and bisexual. I had this woman come up to me at a dance club and say that we should go fist. I also heard that said a couple years ago by a guy. Can someone tell me what they are saying or talking about. Sorry if I seem dumb. Thank you all. by fisting some people mean penetrating the other with a finger or two, in the anus or vagina. others are looking to get their whole hand inside. to ask someone what they are talking about in this regard without seeming stupid, hold up their hand by the forearm and ask "how much of this do you want to get inside.. and where" fisting is favored by a few, partly for its edginess....

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If you really want to have anal sex and it hurts, are just doeing something wrong? try a small graduated lobe butt plug and plenty of water based lube. start small. rome wasn't buttfucked in a day.

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HOW DOES A MAN STIMULATE HIS ANAL AREA he usually has to pay someone. ; )

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Do women really enjoy anal fingering? it really depends on the appoach and technique of the one doing the fingering. done properly (tongue first, sufficient lube, simultaneous clitoral stimulation etc.) you can make a woman come like this by accessing her g-spot. almost all of them like it a little, some like it a lot. again it's all in the technique.

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How do you finger yourself anally? I tried it once and it hurt. I would love some tips/pointers trim your nails the day before. do it in the shower, at the end of the shower. use plenty of lube. work the lube around the orifice at first, then introduce the tip of your finger. move slowly, in, out and around, each time going a little deeper. if you get really hot, masturbate to orgasm right then and there. repeat as necessary.

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My wife likes to swallow my semen every time we have oral sex, which is often. Is this harmful to her, with all my semen she drinks? dude... that's your biggest worry?

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Which is better; The Blue Angels air acrobatic team (Navy) or the Thunderbirds air acrobatic team (Air Force)? blue angels on the strength of the "fleur de lis" they end the show with. I've seen it at eyelevel from the roof of a building. awesome.

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4 words you never want to hear? i'm actually a guy

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Are the rich getting richer and the poor getting poorer? the rich are getting fewer and the poor more numerous

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Where's the finishline? dude.. you crossed it already... like way back there.

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On a clear warm night, when you look up at the stars what are you thinking? man, one of those things is five lightyears away, another one is two lightyears away, another one 400 lightyears away. and aren't some of those things (shudder) CLUSTERS of GALAXIES.

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Have you ever had your whole life change in just one day? i got the dna test results back showing that my wife's month old baby was not mine. the same day, 1000 miles away, my mom had fatal stroke. (she didn't know). it was the end of my marriage, i moved out. i lost my wife, my child, my home and my mom. on the upside both my ex-wife and her child are healthy, remarkable considering she's a 40 year old type 1 diabetic. my mom lived...

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Do any of your relatives work in a hospital? no, they just make people sicker. ; )

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What is the hardest thing to walk away from? the planet earth.

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Do you think anyone can have a truly original idea anymore, or has it all been done by now? man, i've heard this question a million times. seriously though; quantum physics, the shotgun formation and ragtime piano. in the grand scheme of things, these are relatively new phenomena.

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I have had time off of work for the holidays and I feel like I'm going crazy, I feel like I need to work, how do people with no jobs do this lol. Am I a workaholic or something? you need to learn how to drink beer and eat cheetos in front of the t.v. i'd give you lessons but i'm booked solid through april. i could put you on the waiting list and if i get a cancellation i'll let you know. seriously though; if you've got a groove, stay in the saddle, but make some time for the people that love you.

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Do you ever feel like no one would notice if you died tomorrow? it would take more than a day. someone wouldn't be getting their rent, they'd tell everybody else, then everybody would be speculating and making things up and acting all weepy. i'd never be able to live it down.

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Which hurts worse to be stabbed or shot? it depends on where of course, but if we're talking about identical, nonlethal locations i would say shot. the force of a slug from a .45 is like being hit by a car. add to that the penetration, which is like being stabbed with a hot dull knife, i think stabbing is a distant second.

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The power of Prayer, do you think it actually works, and how does it change the present and the future? yes, if you ask for guidance. no, if you ask for things.

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If you could have 5,000 of anything in the universe, what would it be? 5000 wishes i could grant to someone else. selfishly, it would be 5000 apartments in manhattan.

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I know we are not one-size-fits-all people. However, you have one magic gift you can bestow on everyone..but it must be the same gift and cannot be adjusted according to the recipient. For family/friends/the whole world..what is that magic gift? love or money, everyone loves both of them.

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You have to mix red and yellow to get orange and blue and yellow to get green.....so how do we get red, blue and yellow? they occur naturally in minerals. the primary colors are just the ones that we observe not to be derivable from any others.

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Do you sometimes treat your life as if you were Truman off 'The Truman Show' when he finds out? Not in an edgy way more of a messing around and entertaining 'people' who could be there but arn't? Sometimes its hard to explain in words :( sure. some of my favorite things to say to the viewers at home are; "is this what you wanted? are you happy now?" "not bad, huh? you didn't think i was going to pull it off did you" there's nothing wrong with playing to the crowd, even if there isn't one.

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I really need a break from everyone and everything, can I come stay at your house for awhile? : ) sure, i live in new orleans, you'll like it here.

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Besides food, what are you usually hungry for? cigarettes

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What is the most frightening thing about humans? their willful ignorance of the value of other people.

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What hairstyle do you think teenagers should get one that they believe wil make them feel confident. adults are jealous of young people's hair because, well... they have it.

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What do the rich always get bailed out and things get worse for the middle to lower class? I demand A bail out too.!! Anyone else? the people ordering and directing the bailing out are hired to those positions by rich people.

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What warning label should you wear? warning: if more than three people will be riding my ass at any one time O.S.H.A. requires that they be wearing hemets and safety lanyards.

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Who is the last person to see you naked? the undertaker.

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If you can bring to life any inanimate object, what would it be? And Y? the president's desk in the oval office, i would like to find out who said what to whom and when. this, of course, assumes the desk was listening and not wondering if the chair thought it was sexy.

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We have Born to run, Born to be wild, etc. What short Born to... phrase would describe you best? born to be.

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What is the most frightening sound? hello mr. (your name here), i'm agent smith from the i.r.s. we have a few questions for you.

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Are kids a product of their parents lives? If so....why do some kids end up doing drugs, drinking, etc when there parents are respectable citizens and doing none of those things? children (and adults) are largely a product of their enviroment. while parents are certainly a large part of a child's enviroment, they are by no means the only influence. straight kids can come from twsited parents. children will experiment and form their own opinions based on the results they observe. also perceved or real failures on the part of parents can result in children acting...

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What do you find yourself repeating over and over? "c'mon now, how hard can it be"

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What's the difference in being assasinated and just murdered? Is it "famous rich" people who are assasinated and others murdered? What's the difference? assasination is politically motivated, the killing is intended to end more than the victims life.

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Man any body know the price of pure platinum if you have internet, you can find out vey easily. why is that a sex question?

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My boyfriend cums in like 2 min when we're having sex. whats the deal? is there anything i can do? you're going to have to explore. people have different orgasmic trajectories. spend some time with one of you trying to make the other climax as many times as possible in the course of an evening. take your time and really conern yourself with pleasuring the other person. he may be capable of recovering rapidly and lasting longer on the second or third or fourth cycle. likewise, he may not...

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My Aunt died 4 yrs ago of cancer and 4 months before her death her husband died B4 her passing she made sure he had a grave marker, Now my cousin has yet to provide one for her Money is no Object Greed is, This must be addressed How? it would be most appropriate for the cousin to have the stone placed. perhaps there is an issue about which you have no idea. if you are unable to ask what the issue is, maybe there is someone you know whom your cousin respects or admires; you could ask that person to inquire as to why a stone has not been placed. unless you are ABSOLUTELY certain the issue is greed or laziness, do not shame...

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What turns a man off a woman on a first date man or woman, talking about things that annoy (focusing on negative issues) is a sure turn off. also being guarded or suspicious. reagrdless of what one expects out of a first date, it is important to let the other person know that they are important.

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WHy do realtors always have there picture posted on there cards and advertising? I've heard it said that having your picture on your buisness card makes a recipient less likely to throw it away.

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Has there ever been a terrorist attack in the past 10 years where a Muslim was not involved? (FYI... Oklahoma bombing took place in 1995) what was the last act of terrorism in northern ireland? the disarmament started in 2000-something. columbia has an ongoing problem. also do we count racially motivated killing/genocide, this ranges from the texas dragging death of james byrd to rwanda. muslims certainly have succeeded in wrapping up the random bombing title year after year. their style has defined the term for decades since...

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Five things to do in 2009? 1) find the stillness 2) breathe air 3) hydrate or die 4) nourish your bad self 5) remember to get your rest

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Can your employer call your doctor to check if you really went if you give them a doctors note? oh yeah, your employer can call. chances are good your doctor will tell him to go f*ck himself. Doctors are very particular about being asked any sort of bullsh*t questions, they don't like it.

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Why do some women shave their genital area? increased sensitivity, plus it's cool looking.

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Why im very hard to orgasm when i make love wv my BF and cant orgasm what ever what style he try...but when he use the finger to touch it i feel it very much and almost orgasm.what's problem with me? Im so worry about it...Can some one tell me? TQ all there is no problem with you. all women are put together different. orgasm is a skill all can learn. explore and find what you like. above all don't worry, it's supposed to be fun.

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Do you do nice things for people because you think it's nice, or if you don't you'll go to hell? if you are doing good to benefit yourself, you are doing it for the wrong reason, but thanks anyway

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If someone says "thats kosher", is it a good thing? about food, it has to do with how it was prepared. there is some complexity to the process and it is a guarantee of cleanliness. make of that what you will, but it is generally a good thing.

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Has anyone ever got seriously hurt on the TV show "Family Feud"? (Humor welcome) emcee richard dawson kissed a contestant and gave her herpes, does that count?

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I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I saw it myself. My heart is broken. What should I do? just stay the heck out of everybody's way on this one, just stay clear of what might be a train wreck. get a job and move out. trying to take on adult problems is wrong for a child.

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How long do you expect me to wait for you?! are you still here?

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Can you divide EVERY living person in the world into 2 distinct groups with no grey areas? the divisiion can only be arbitrary, group "a" or group "b", this covers both "red ball/blue ball" and "me/everybody else". all divisions are based on the observer being able to distinguish between two catagories. pick any two. "these people" and "those people".

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What are the most complicated Pirate words? From my son to you ABers out there. scallywag as in " i'll make ya walk the plank, ya scallywag"

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What do peope talk about when there is nothing 2 talk about is this a trick question?

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Your girlfriend who is the most significant girlfriend you've had yet text's you on a Saturday night telling you she did something that made her realize she can't be your girlfriend anymore. She later tells you she cheated on you with a guy friend. she's telling you in no uncertain terms that she's moved on. turn and walk while you've still got legs, don't ask her why, and don't look back. the longer you stay around the more likely you are to get really hurt. you'll be o.k. if you keep moving.

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When your husband has touched other women inappropriately, goes to night clubs and tries to pickup other women, tells you your not what he wants anymore, goes to strip clubs on a reg. basis, drinks every nite excessively, is he cheating? close enough. he needs to get over it or you need to leave.

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If you broke up with someone and they said they are going to commit suicide what would you do? A threat like that makes the assumption that you have free will and the other party does not. What's next? "If you don't let my mom move in, I'll kill myself"

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Why do Atheists celebrate Christmas? i do it for the cookies.

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