Answerbag: pedal junky's answers

Answer to What relaxes you?

Wed, 23 May 2012 20:43:10 -0700

What relaxes you?

Weed for sure.

Answer to What drink do you never get tired of?

Wed, 23 May 2012 20:12:22 -0700

What drink do you never get tired of?

Vitaminwater Power C

Answer to Who died too young?

Wed, 23 May 2012 20:08:23 -0700

Who died too young?

Darby Crash

Answer to Do you want to be buried or cremated? I loath cremation. I want my body to lie in the ground for ever.

Sun, 13 May 2012 20:52:55 -0700

Do you want to be buried or cremated? I loath cremation. I want my body to lie in the ground for ever.

You're not putting me in the ground.

Answer to Why do you listen to so much wimpy music instead of Slayer and Iron Maiden?

Wed, 09 May 2012 17:08:52 -0700

Why do you listen to so much wimpy music instead of Slayer and Iron Maiden?

I like Slayer. They do a kick a$$ cover of Minor Threats "Guilty of being white"

Answer to Pills, pills, pills. Are you sick of pills?

Wed, 09 May 2012 16:46:06 -0700

Pills, pills, pills. Are you sick of pills?

HELL YES. I've seen so many good people ruin their lives over those damn OxyContins.

Answer to I like my women like__________________________________.

Wed, 09 May 2012 16:43:46 -0700

I like my women like__________________________________.

Like my scotch, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Answer to Should I visit the CD Warehouse on Clyde Avenue for Randy_K tomorrow? It's only a 50 minute walk away. Do you think he'll be there?

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 17:54:59 -0700

Should I visit the CD Warehouse on Clyde Avenue for Randy_K tomorrow? It's only a 50 minute walk away. Do you think he'll be there?

Hell yes. It's up to you now to stop him. Good luck and may the force be with you. :)

Answer to Would it behoove you to keep an emergency roll of toilet paper at work or in the trunk of your car?

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 12:05:22 -0700

Would it behoove you to keep an emergency roll of toilet paper at work or in the trunk of your car?

I keep a flattened roll in my backpack

Answer to What lessons did you learn from watching the "Friday The 13th" movies?

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 12:01:52 -0700

What lessons did you learn from watching the "Friday The 13th" movies?

Wear sensible shoes. You may have to run.

Answer to OMD! IS ANYONE ELSE IN LOVE WITH BACON! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 11:33:47 -0700

OMD! IS ANYONE ELSE IN LOVE WITH BACON! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I LOVE BACON TOO!!!!

Answer to Are you scared to pick up the cat?

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 10:10:57 -0700

Are you scared to pick up the cat?

Nope. She'll let you know when not to F with her.

Answer to A few members keep asking about suicide. Do you think they really did it, since we never hear from them again?

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 10:05:18 -0700

A few members keep asking about suicide. Do you think they really did it, since we never hear from them again?

Don't know don't care. 99.99% just want attention. The .01% meh,thin the heard out

Answer to What is your favourite University in USA ?

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 10:01:46 -0700

What is your favourite University in USA ?

University of Florida

Answer to If all the Kardashians died of AIDS, would you be happy?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 19:49:11 -0700

If all the Kardashians died of AIDS, would you be happy?

Meh. I wouldn't be sad. Besides some else will take their place in TV vicious circle of stupidity.

Answer to What would you think of an airline run by "Hooters" with hot stewardesses, serving beer and wings on board?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 19:07:48 -0700

What would you think of an airline run by "Hooters" with hot stewardesses, serving beer and wings on board?

Bad idea. Pilots already getting drunk while flying and you want to mix hot chicks in? Bad idea. Time flys and airplanes crash.

Answer to If I became the boss tomorrow, the first thing on my agenda is to_______.

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:51:33 -0700

If I became the boss tomorrow, the first thing on my agenda is to_______.

Get rid of the old boss' useless relatives. F-ing sycophants. I hate nepotism.

Answer to Are you ready to get drunk?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:46:57 -0700

Are you ready to get drunk?

Sober since 11-7-04

Answer to The first thing I'm going to do this weekend is______.

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:41:51 -0700

The first thing I'm going to do this weekend is______.

Sleep in. Ahhh

Answer to Do worries of the future keep you from enjoying yourself right here, right now, every day ?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:40:14 -0700

Do worries of the future keep you from enjoying yourself right here, right now, every day ?

Not as much as it used to. As I get older,sigh, I worry less. Because I realize I've survived much worse so I'm slightly more calmer.

Answer to What (or who) deserves more respect than it usually gets?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 17:35:52 -0700

What (or who) deserves more respect than it usually gets?

I'll throw out an odd one. Truck drivers. Everything we use has been on a truck. Society could collapse with out them.

Answer to Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson; which "King" is next to fall??

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:54:20 -0700

Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson; which "King" is next to fall??

Well GG Alin died along time ago so I'd say Tesco Vee

Answer to What do you think of canadians eh?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:52:32 -0700

What do you think of canadians eh?

I like them. My grand dad came to Florida from Canada in the early 30's

Answer to How long should Metta World Peace be suspended for his elbow to the neck/head of James Harden?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:49:38 -0700

How long should Metta World Peace be suspended for his elbow to the neck/head of James Harden?

I feel it's alittle on light side given his past. I thought it would have been double digits but hey. "Stern suspends World Peace" is funny. :)

Answer to Have you ever puked in your bath/shower?

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 18:16:17 -0700

Have you ever puked in your bath/shower?

Oh yeah I've ralphed in the shower not proud of it but I stopped drinking along time ago.

Answer to What do you like doing on your computer at night?

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 18:02:10 -0700

What do you like doing on your computer at night?

AB & shopping online

Answer to How can i win your heart

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 17:05:52 -0700

How can i win your heart

How much bacon do you have?

Answer to If someone told you that you look "Hot" how will you react to that?

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 12:25:37 -0700

If someone told you that you look "Hot" how will you react to that?

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Answer to I like the smell of______________!

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:03:53 -0700

I like the smell of______________!

Gasoline.propane. Coffee. My mail lady loves when I get coffee delivered(thank you Blue Bottle) her truck smells like coffee all day long. :)

Answer to What is the most exotic place that you have ever visited?

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 17:56:27 -0700

What is the most exotic place that you have ever visited?

San Juan del Sur, Nicaragua

Answer to What is your current obssession?

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 12:11:20 -0700

What is your current obssession?

I Still obsess over bicycles.

Answer to Even after 50 years, do you still like Mary Ann over Ginger?

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 12:09:20 -0700

Even after 50 years, do you still like Mary Ann over Ginger?

Always have been a Mary Ann guy and always will be a Mary Ann guy

Answer to Who is your worst neighbour and why?

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 12:04:47 -0700

Who is your worst neighbour and why?

They're all good. Even the new one from New England with that glass cutting accent which I can't F ing stand has been pretty cool. I still think he sell drugs but I think it's just weed so I don't mind. I would like to go record by saying I love my redneck neighbor. He is the best neighbor I have...

Answer to Who wouldn't you mind seeing right now? Why?

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 11:59:12 -0700

Who wouldn't you mind seeing right now? Why?

The F ing boat that's supposed to be picking me up off this F ing island to show up.

Answer to We all need to know. Will the world end on December 21, 2012?

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 13:29:43 -0700

We all need to know. Will the world end on December 21, 2012?

I garranty it will not. I'm so sure that if it does end I'll give you a million dollars(US). :)

Answer to If you had a power to create stuff out of nothing but it took someones life everytime you used it, would you use it?

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 12:23:25 -0700

If you had a power to create stuff out of nothing but it took someones life everytime you used it, would you use it?

Tempting but no I wouldn't take a life no matter who's it was.nothing is worth that.

Answer to What is the difference between Detroit Michigan and Tombstone,Arizona?

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 12:19:28 -0700

What is the difference between Detroit Michigan and Tombstone,Arizona?

The Redwings…?

Answer to Who are you the most protective of?

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 12:18:00 -0700

Who are you the most protective of?

My gf's daughter. She not my child of course but I'm still very protective.

Answer to Have you got arachnophobia?

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 12:15:45 -0700

Have you got arachnophobia?

HELLS YES!!!!!! If you saw the size of mf-ers around here you'd understand.

Answer to Are there black racists too?

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 09:01:14 -0700

Are there black racists too?

Of course there are. Every ethnic group has its idiots who think they are superior.

Answer to Have you ever talked to a ghost?

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 08:31:12 -0700

Have you ever talked to a ghost?

There is certain historic hotel I fix and maintain the heating and a/c on that is "haunted" and when I get that creepy feeling I just talk out load to whomever and let them know I'm just fixing things so everyone will be comfy. I've never felt threatened. Crazy I know but I dig it.

Answer to Which behaviour can you just NOT tolerate? Why?

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 08:25:36 -0700

Which behaviour can you just NOT tolerate? Why?

Racism. It's the lowest of lows to me personally.

Answer to Have you ever been called "Home Slice"?

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 08:22:44 -0700

Have you ever been called "Home Slice"?

Yes and I have called some one this as well. I also have used the variation "home skillet"

Answer to I believe that the President of the U.S.A. should be someone who has served the country honorably in the military service. Anyone agree?

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 06:56:31 -0700

I believe that the President of the U.S.A. should be someone who has served the country honorably in the military service. Anyone agree?

Hell no

Answer to How do you keep mosquitos away from you?

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 06:54:29 -0700

How do you keep mosquitos away from you?

I live in south Florida and I use a little device called a Thermocell. It's not expensive or too big. It also works gnats/no-see-ums or what we call flying teeth. You can find them on Amazon.

Answer to What was the worst spanking you ever got in your life growing up? Who spanked you? What did s/he use to spank with?

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 19:37:54 -0700

What was the worst spanking you ever got in your life growing up? Who spanked you? What did s/he use to spank with?

Easy one. I was in second grade and I came home and dropped a F bomb. Then as mom was charging me to beat my ass I said it was one of my spelling words. Ouch I'll never forget that beating as long as I live.

Answer to Do you think Nessie gets jealous of all the attention Bigfoot gets? .

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 19:33:05 -0700

Do you think Nessie gets jealous of all the attention Bigfoot gets? .

I don't think so. It probaly helps keep her life alittle simpler. No running and hiding. Bigfoot gets every idiot from someone named BoBo to a giant lesbian hunting for him. Nessie can just lounge out now. No one is looking much for her.

Answer to There is a Meteor Shower in some places tonight! Will you be watching?

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 16:00:09 -0700

There is a Meteor Shower in some places tonight! Will you be watching?

The Lyrids right. Sadly no its been raining for two days and has two more days to go.

Answer to Have you eaten lunch yet?

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 14:27:39 -0700

Have you eaten lunch yet?

Yeah I had two gorditos.

Answer to OK, who and how many times have you been sent to the PB ?

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 18:54:41 -0700

OK, who and how many times have you been sent to the PB ?

Never.

Answer to Does snow excite you?

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 18:52:26 -0700

Does snow excite you?

It scares the crap out of me. I live in south Florida if it snows here. We're F&@KED

Answer to I will be getting a tattoo on my chest. Will anything help it hurt less? Motrin? Vicodin? Ambien? Valium? Something else?

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 18:50:03 -0700

I will be getting a tattoo on my chest. Will anything help it hurt less? Motrin? Vicodin? Ambien? Valium? Something else?

If you're not willing to accept the pain. You don't deserve the ink. Sorry but That's what I feel. It's cheating. Suck it up cause it WILL hurt on your chest.

Answer to What are you a collector of?

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 16:56:49 -0700

What are you a collector of?

Bicycles and I may have a problem.

Answer to Hiding truth doesn't change it. If the USA does horrific things don't you want to know? Hiding it only makes us like terrorists. Are we?

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 16:55:14 -0700

Hiding truth doesn't change it. If the USA does horrific things don't you want to know? Hiding it only makes us like terrorists. Are we?

This may come off as horrible but I'm over it. Here goes…meh.

Answer to Will you change the songs?!

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 18:42:36 -0700

Will you change the songs?!

My iPod is broken. It can only play on shuffle so just wait a minute. Although the current song is like 8 minutes long it might take longer.

Answer to Are you jamming to the music?

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 18:36:45 -0700

Are you jamming to the music?

Hell yes. Misfits 20 eyes (live)

Answer to I am waiting_______________________

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 18:31:08 -0700

I am waiting_______________________

…for my oncall shift to end at midnight.

Answer to when people who smke weed.do they really see dragons,unicorns or w.e?any one can asnswer.but i would like people who smke weed to answer2

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 17:01:27 -0700

when people who smke weed.do they really see dragons,unicorns or w.e?any one can asnswer.but i would like people who smke weed to answer2

Never ever in all my years of smoking weed(25 years+)have I ever seen ANYTHING that wasn't real.

Answer to Could this be? I have startling new evidence that might lead to an explanation of why dogs howl at the emergency sirens. The evidence sugge

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 16:58:25 -0700

Could this be? I have startling new evidence that might lead to an explanation of why dogs howl at the emergency sirens. The evidence sugge

I know the coyotes around my neighborhood sure go nuts when a siren is wailing away.

Answer to Was digital TV the stupidest thing ever to be required by law?

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 15:41:43 -0700

Was digital TV the stupidest thing ever to be required by law?

Just like 3D tv. Another flop.

Answer to You've been dropped off in the woods in summer, 100 miles from the nearest city. Your reaction?

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 15:39:54 -0700

You've been dropped off in the woods in summer, 100 miles from the nearest city. Your reaction?

Cool. I'd SOOO love to do this.

Answer to If you built a robot, what would it do and what would you call it?

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 15:37:09 -0700

If you built a robot, what would it do and what would you call it?

Massages after long rides. Without the happy ending. Keep your mind out of the gutter. ;)

Answer to How much did you pay today for gas?

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 07:53:26 -0700

How much did you pay today for gas?

$3.89

Answer to When was the last time you felt hesitant about killing a spider? Why?

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:12:51 -0700

When was the last time you felt hesitant about killing a spider? Why?

Never. I hate spiders. Two nights ago there was a giant wolf spider in the laundry room and I didn't waste any time killing it. The thing was the size of a hand. Ewwww

Answer to How hard or easy is it for you to respect other people's decisions? Why?

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 22:31:23 -0700

How hard or easy is it for you to respect other people's decisions? Why?

It's not my business unless it effects me.

Answer to What place would you NEVER want to visit...ever?

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 19:04:55 -0700

What place would you NEVER want to visit...ever?

Dollywood

Answer to Tell me something good about Wyoming?

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 18:49:48 -0700

Tell me something good about Wyoming?

Mountains!

Answer to How many Target store do you have in your town?

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 18:20:40 -0700

How many Target store do you have in your town?

Zero.

Answer to What DSLR camera would you recommend for bird photography that has a great zoom & that costs between $300 & $400?

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 17:18:29 -0700

What DSLR camera would you recommend for bird photography that has a great zoom & that costs between $300 & $400?

I have Olympus e-420. It's not bad nor great. Inexpensive also so you get what you pay for.

Answer to What makes a 250 dirtbike equal to a 450 dirtbike?

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 17:14:35 -0700

What makes a 250 dirtbike equal to a 450 dirtbike?

2 stroke vs 4 stroke

Answer to First thing that comes to mind when I say, "Good Luck!"?

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 16:37:01 -0700

First thing that comes to mind when I say, "Good Luck!"?

Sarcasm

Answer to Your thoughts on Facebook?

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 13:29:56 -0700

Your thoughts on Facebook?

Not for me. I'm not a big fan of people.

Answer to What would you do if there is a evil ghost in your attic?

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 13:20:31 -0700

What would you do if there is a evil ghost in your attic?

Offer it a glass of water. It's got to be hot as balls up there.

Answer to Men, would you date or marry a poor or economiclaly struggling woman?

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 13:14:16 -0700

Men, would you date or marry a poor or economiclaly struggling woman?

How does the saying go…been there,done that.

Answer to Basketball fans, who would add to these legendary stars of the hoop?

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 13:12:16 -0700

Basketball fans, who would add to these legendary stars of the hoop?

Wilt chamberlain,Pete Maravich, bob coosey and so many more. Not 100% sure of spelling please forgive.

Answer to Should there be a law against geriatric rockers doing revival concerts long after the spark left?

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 13:05:32 -0700

Should there be a law against geriatric rockers doing revival concerts long after the spark left?

I'd rather see Keith Morris at 60 than Keith Richards ever. Hopefully he'll come back to Florida soon.

Answer to Can you give me an original slogan, quotation or motto that you use or just made up?

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 12:39:48 -0700

Can you give me an original slogan, quotation or motto that you use or just made up?

"your brain is smarter than you are" I use this a lot when taking people mountain biking that have never riden off road. Just focus on the good part of the trail and your brain will keep the bike there. Mind over matter is another way to describe it.

Answer to Why don't humans fly south for the winter?

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 14:34:38 -0700

Why don't humans fly south for the winter?

They do. They fly they drive and take trains. Come to Florida after new years. We're infested with yankees/humans. I complain a lot about how awful they drive and how rude they are but without them we wouldn't enjoy certain tax benefits. It's about time now they start leaving I just hope they...

Answer to Two words to describe doctors?

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 12:34:13 -0700

Two words to describe doctors?

Good idea

Answer to What's your favourite book ever?

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 12:30:49 -0700

What's your favourite book ever?

"A Land Remembered" by Patrick D Smith.

Answer to Any one else into angry birds..I just started playing several sets a day and i'm getting good at the game...

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 15:39:51 -0700

Any one else into angry birds..I just started playing several sets a day and i'm getting good at the game...

I play "space" and "seasons" Its a nice time killer. Addictive time killer

Answer to What is something that you think is just around the corner?

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 15:36:54 -0700

What is something that you think is just around the corner?

Hurricane season. Sigh .

Answer to Can you pin point the moment you messed up your life? Or was it a series of poor decisions?

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 15:05:22 -0700

Can you pin point the moment you messed up your life? Or was it a series of poor decisions?

Too hard to pick just one. I was on a run of dumb ass ideas and followed them through to the bitter f*^kin end.

Answer to World wrestling entertainment: Do you believe it is the most watched cable show in the united states and around the world as they claim ?

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 18:38:16 -0700

World wrestling entertainment: Do you believe it is the most watched cable show in the united states and around the world as they claim ?

This is the stuff that gives me nightmares. Sigh.

Answer to Why won't you stop being lazy and find me the Monster Manual 1982 edition?

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 18:35:38 -0700

Why won't you stop being lazy and find me the Monster Manual 1982 edition?

Awh you fooled me. I thaught randy was branching out to new areas.

Answer to What words and /or picture is printed on your coffee cup?

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 17:58:50 -0700

What words and /or picture is printed on your coffee cup?

All sorts of stickers of bands and bicycle companies.

Answer to How do you feel about people who get offended too easily? Why?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 19:58:40 -0700

How do you feel about people who get offended too easily? Why?

They need to be offended. They're taking themselves way too seriously.

Answer to Who would love to have a BOOTS party with our very own Bootsiebaby? If you came to such a party, which boots would you wear and show off?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 19:56:05 -0700

Who would love to have a BOOTS party with our very own Bootsiebaby? If you came to such a party, which boots would you wear and show off?

Love to. I've got some old Dr Martens somewhere I'm sure.

Answer to which one of the following forms of online piracy are u most tempted 2 engage in ?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 19:52:54 -0700

which one of the following forms of online piracy are u most tempted 2 engage in ?

D none of the above. I'll gladly pay for something that some else worked on to create.

Answer to Why do peoples' hair keep growing, but animals' hair stays the same length?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 18:13:59 -0700

Why do peoples' hair keep growing, but animals' hair stays the same length?

Some dogs shed some WAY MORE than others. Trust me I'll never have another lab again.

Answer to Have you ever bathe/shower with the lights off?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 18:09:17 -0700

Have you ever bathe/shower with the lights off?

All the time. During the day. :P

Answer to Did Mike Wallace ever interview you?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 18:06:53 -0700

Did Mike Wallace ever interview you?

No and I've never been interviewed by Chris Hansen either.

Answer to When turning left with two turning lanes in the same direction as a curve;sometimes do you become a bit nervous?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 17:54:15 -0700

When turning left with two turning lanes in the same direction as a curve;sometimes do you become a bit nervous?

The way these F*ing snowbirds drive around here. I sure as hell do. It's like they don't have roads up north.

Answer to if u could change one thing about your spouse, what would it be ?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 17:51:22 -0700

if u could change one thing about your spouse, what would it be ?

I wish she would give up smoking cigarettes

Answer to Will you drive a hundred miles to listen to a Tim Tebow sermon?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 17:45:36 -0700

Will you drive a hundred miles to listen to a Tim Tebow sermon?

Nope but I might drive a hundred miles to see him play. Although I don't think the Jets play the Bucs in Tampa next season which is about a hundred miles away.

Answer to How often do you answer questions that have nothing to do with you?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 17:41:09 -0700

How often do you answer questions that have nothing to do with you?

Quite often.

Answer to What is your favorite beer?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 17:24:04 -0700

What is your favorite beer?

IBC root beer.

Answer to How many times have you twisted your ankles?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 17:21:56 -0700

How many times have you twisted your ankles?

Dozens and dozens of times. I used to skate a lot and that goes with the territory.

Answer to Did you ever post pics?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 17:14:08 -0700

Did you ever post pics?

I have no clue how to post a pic from my iPhone

Answer to If I was to buy a laptop, what brands should I avoid?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 16:49:20 -0700

If I was to buy a laptop, what brands should I avoid?

I'll never own a dell again.