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We waste so much time on insignificance. I guess we do it because it is easier...it takes a lot less out of us to do so. Is that why? Most things are insignificant. This question for example. This answer. That's why we must crucify ourselves, crucify ourselves everyday.

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Are there some normal people who actually prefer being disliked? Why else would they consistently scatter hostility wherever they go? Some are turned on sexually by the pain, humiliation, and endless ridicule that goes along with being disliked. Most of these people are nuns. Most of these people are not normal. Most of these people are named Dr. Gregory House.

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Where do you hang your COAT? On every anecdote.

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Why are the good guys always gay? Oh, yeah Jeffrey Dahmer was real sweet.

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Is fight club the best movie ever? or is fight club just the best movie of all time? "yep your a waste of life. no matter how you look at it."

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Would you nuke the Arabs in the Mid East I would nuke da police.

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Tonight's a girl's night out for me. =) What's your favorite thing to do with the girls?? =D Naked pillow fight.

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Is there anything an average, nice person in their 50's can do and/or be like in order to not be considered "square," but at least somewhat "cool" or "hip" (or is it "sick" or "the bomb" now?) by today's young people? Whatever you do don't be yourself. People hate that. Especially cool, young amazing people such as myself.

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How gullible are you (or you friends)? I know everything.

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If you were to write about something inspirational, what would you write about? Myself.

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I heard that moldy marijuana will get you really high, i know it might be bad for you, but is it true that the effects are better? any experience Well, seeing as both shrooms and LSD are a fungus, I would say there's something to that "really high" claim you heard.

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Do you still use the word 'groovy'? If so, is it from the 60s or something you picked up since then? No, man, my sister used to be a big Scooby Doo addict. And as I'm sure you know, the only word that dog's bitch boy would say was "GROOVY". Then I started saying it. Turns out, it's a good word and comes from Bible.

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Are you always repainting inside to match a change in bedding? Well, when I dyed my body hair pink, I told my soul to be pink and my soul listened and I could feel it inside of me.

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How can an icedancer spin so fast? Ice=cocaine=speed=fast spinning

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Does anyone feel this commercial kind of exploits the behavior of the mentally retarded via the old man? What you talkin' bout Willis? I'd like to ride Tony Hawk's Big Spin, ride it like the one eyed jack of diamonds with the devil close behind.

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What is the best thing u can do on webcam for ur boyfriend to make him happy...my bf stays abroad and we are in touch through this way.what talk and things i gotta do to make him happy...? Dress up in a clown suit and wield an ax.

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How do i change my name back to anonymous when i answer a question? You are carpinslerk, accept it and move on.

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What do guys really think of girls who make the first move? As in asking them out for a date? Does this seem desperate? I read the thoughts of every man that has lived, is living, and will live and this is what came out: dsufhsdkjfhskjcnsdfihsdfkcsdjcnhfdsfyhriufyhsdkchnskjcvnhfdvbh buicfbgsnuhdsfinv fhgcnfjdhvgchbxcgfncghfndcxhn,zxjflnvglcfhnbxfxdcn kjbvb.knjxfvknxcvkjhxcfbvgfhkvjcxhgidfsyufs8r3w09dei32r0-jocjdxvk mxc;ivguy4q83IWANTSTOFUCK

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Have you ever encountered an awkard situation? Only when I'm alone with myself in the shower. I just don't know where to put it, ya know?

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How do you deal with arrogrant people? I find them to be very stimulating and charismatic, thus I tend to drool all over their shoes. They always forgive me, of course.

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How much hypocrite you are? in a 0-10 scale ,there is a rule... no lesser than 0 and greater than 1. 10

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Are you a meat popsicle? Yes.

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To the supporters of Palin do you think she is the next United Stated President, why do you think that? I think suicide rates would spike if that ever happened. At least, I'd love to kill myself if it did.

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What keeps you busy all the time? Skin keeps sluffing off. We're all going to die.

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Dont you just love quotes from the past that are just soo deep that nobody really understands them they just sound good!! I'll look to like if looking liking move but no more deep will I endart mine eye than your question gives strength to make it fly - Douchebag

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Anyone else over people trying to show off over websites? Don't you think that pegs them as losers in real life? You just hate me because I'm beautiful. But that's OK, I still love you.

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Whats with everyone trying to have angelina jolie lips?? lisa rinna, octo-mom? Angelina was assimilated by the Borg(aka, Brad Pitt), and like Seven of Nine before her, her nanoprobes make people want to be just like the her.

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What religious/ Bible verse calms you down when people make you angry? I am the way the truth and the light

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What was the last thing that made you think I really didn't need to know that? For me it was a pregnancy question with every intimate detail on AB This girl came up to me and told me every ripple and hue of her vagina.

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Help I am dating a very sweet guy but he has REALLY bad breath. I offer mints but he won't accept I don't want to be close to him because of it. He is really shy so don't want to come right out and say it. Any suggestions? Put the mint in your mouth and then slyly slip it into his while pretending to kiss him.

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What is 111,111,111 X 111,111,111 =? Gadzooks! You've entered a page that no longer exists. Try slapping yourself really hard.

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What are some good things to do while you're on a long car ride? Play Deerhunter at top volume. Roll window down. Stick head out of window. Take euphoria enducing substance. Chase the sky forever.

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Would you ever marry someone for money? Perhaps myself.

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Do you often find yourself trying to get beyond the "box"? I try to slice its corners off and create a perfect circle. Everyone should be more like me, that's my motto. It should be yours too. Boxes are for squares. Don't be square. Be me.

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Do you get annoyed by or feel sorry for the people so insecure they feel the need to get attention via answerbag? <FLASHES VAGINA>

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Do you sometimes sleep during the day? Sometimes I dream when I'm not asleep.

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Should I even be scared to try tampons? Only the ones with sharp teeth.

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Who wants to talk about Star Trek with me? We are the Borg. Lower your shields. Your biological and technological distinctivness will be added to our own. Resistance if futile.

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There was a song advertising star trek enterprise before the series was released what was it? We are the Borg. Lower your shields. Your biological and technological distinctivness will be added to our own. Resistance if futile.

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Star wars, Star trek, who cares? We are the Borg. Lower your shields. Your biological and technological distinctivness will be added to our own. Resistance if futile.

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Have you ever try to do something evn when you clearly know you'll never gonna make it?? care to share? I once tried to add the technological and biological distinctivness of species 8472 to my own because my mom asked me to even though assimilation was futile.

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If some calls you a " Stink " how will you bounce back? Give them the stink eye and maybe shit on their face, depending on the day of the week.

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How do you come up with questions to ask on AB?I'm running out of ideas. Breath & push. Breath & push.

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Do you prefer to scan your own shopping at supermarket check-outs? The self checkout is almost perfect. If only there was a way to remove all other superfluous humans from the store, I'd be a happy shopper.

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When you look into the horizon, what do you see? Your face, and then I look into your face and see my face, at which point I become immensely happy.

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Ive been really stressed lately and i keep waking up at night because of it. I end up getting like 5-6 hours of sleep and its really ruining my life. What can i do to ease the stress and get a good night sleep? Reincarnation.

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Would you continue with a blind date if you found out that that guy is ugly but he loves you? I only date blind people. And as you know, it's hard to come by any these days. So I take what I can get.

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My gf's friends dont like me and they won't invite her out anymore or let her hang out with them because she is simply with me. They forced her to leave me or otherwise they wont hang out with her.Is this right?what should we do cos i hate her being upset You must retreat to the desert and become a sandperson.

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What questions of yours on ab do you wish you could erase? If I was you I'd erase this one.

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What is your favorite ELO song? Post a video, too, if you want. I said my name was Rich

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What's your idea of hell? Ansswerbag 24/7

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Does it ever make you cringe when you see well known or high level users being unkind to or making fun of new users for their lack of spelling and/or grammatical prowess? I don't care what a muthafucka do

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Have you ever wanted to soak Sak in motor oil? Just sodomize with my brother's head.

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When the Minoan civilization was hit by a massive tsunami where did the survivors go? Hell.

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How would you flirt with girls at an art museum? Allan: That's quite a lovely Jackson Pollock, isn't it? Museum Girl: Yes, it is. Allan: What does it say to you? Museum Girl: It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of Man forced to live in a barren, Godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and...

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Who here has native American in them... if so what tribe? 25% Ojibwa. I eat fry bread, sniff gasoline and plan on working at a casino.

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Would you rather spend a week at the Lake, in a cabin, on the River, in a clubhouse, or the Ocean, in a beach house? On The Beach, in a Beach House. Only the dream that don't come true, or something worse sends me down to The River.

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Favorite Tori Amos song?....I have loved her music 4 ever!! All-time fav is Leather.

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If you found out that Roger Ebert had starred in a porno film during college, would you be at all interested? Dearest, why do you ask questions to which you already know the answer? Yes, fuck yes x 2 + a cherry on top.

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If a photographer uses the mannequins in stores' window-displays as models, would you consider that akin to plagiarising the work of the people who make, dress, and pose the mannequins? I once came across a store front display that made me wish I had a camera on me, but it didn't matter if did, because a sign posted next to it warned against photography of any sort. With that said, no, I find it to be no bigger a sin than taking a picture of a live human, which is plagiarism of God's work.

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For older AB-users: Do you ever feel melancholy and whistful that the great users you met when you first started coming here are now all too often either gone from the site, or largely ignored and underappreciated amid the mass of newer users? No, I like it like that, got to lose control, got to lose control, got to lose control and then you take control, then you're rolled down on your back and you like it like that, like it like that, like it like that, like it like that.

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Ladies: If you walked into a women restroom, seen a guy in there. What would you do? Pull "his" pants down to see if "he" was really a "he". After that, who knows...

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Is the person your in love with on AB? Well, I've been writing Anthony Bourdain a lot of fan mail lately and I've mentioned AB several times, but all he wants to talk about is restraining orders.

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Any other New Yorkers upset about the new cigarette tax and what are you going to do about it? Quit? Go to the reservation? Start rolling them yourself? Light up in McDonald's restrooms all across Times Square and throw the still burning buds in the trash along with some nice, flammable toilet paper. That'll show them.

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Why do people try to be something they're not? I don't like The Pretenders, either.

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What are the main things you like to see in a movie? Suicide, lesbians, RVs, the inner thoughts of character, and Marilyn Monroe. I have yet to see a movie combine all 5.

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When you see 11:11 on the clock, do you make a wish? I get paranoid. Fuck you.

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How come everyone who is popular on here seems so shallow? Boobs or GTFO.

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Is there a "white lie" you think? Skinheads tell them.

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Watching a show about gun control. First, do you think you have the right to (legally) own a gun? Second, do you think owning/carrying a gun leads to more or less crime? PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW

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Theodore Sturgeon wrote a short story where he pretty much reduced most of humanity's violent nature down to incest being considered taboo and lack of sexual activity between family members. Does he have a (rather horrible, albeit) point? Haven't you heard... The family that screws together is TOO together. You could also say.. The family that screws together goes down the loo together.... The family that goes down the loo together poohs together.... And so forth and so on...

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When's the last time you thought about killing yourself? Right after reading this question. Thanks.

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What is a good intelligent film for a 14 year old to watch? The 120 Days of Sodom The 120 Days of Sodom The 120 Days of Sodom

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Do you write your diary? Dear Diary, Today I saw the most beautiful miracle of God in the sky- a cloud formation shaped just like junk. That's right, junk. Being the selfless person I am I couldn't just sit by & let the wind blow and the clouds break apart without anyone else being witness to such enormous junk. I pointed it out to my brother (blood and spiritual). The only thing was, when I...

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What are some amazing female rock bands you know of (such as Vixen) and their top song? Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young.

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I can't remember the name of a book I read a few years ago. There is a young girl who gets murdered. She continues as a ghost or angel and helps her family to learn of her murderer. At the end of the book she enters someone elses body for a short time. I'm almost certain that the book you read was The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold.

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Are you the hero of the story? Antihero.

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How do you feel about the food at a school cafeteria? I prefer to eat books.

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What is your favorite War movie and the best part of it? The Thin Red Line.

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Was Jason Bateman's character a douchehag in Juno? The first time I saw it I though he was a major sleazebag. The second time I saw it I found him to be more of a loser. The third time I didn't find him to be much of anything. Maybe the fourth time I see it I'll like him.

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Who is the queerest of the queer (as in most peculiar)? Shirley Manson.

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I am underweight, but I think I am fat, I want to lose more weight although I am already 60 lbs underweight "Candy says I've come to hate my body and all that it requires in this world Candy says I'd like to know completely what others so discreetly talk about I'm gonna watch the blue birds fly over my shoulder I'm gonna watch them pass me by Maybe when I'm older What do you think I'd see If I could walk away from me Candy says I hate the quiet places ...

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Do you think its possible to download your dreams? I don't think so. But it is possible for some to download their wet dreams.

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I want to see Christina Aguelwhatever do a Metal CD. What would you want to see? I want Tom Waits to join a girl band like The Breeders.

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Hath the LORD ever intervened directly in YOUR life and made a real difference, bringing you joy and bountiful reward? LOTR on DVD intervened into my life and brought me hours of bonus footage.

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Why are there so many gahdamn noobs here at AB? It's like a gahdamn noob convention here. "Lot of trouble here tonight. Lot of electrical problems. Adolf Hitler is still alive. I slept with her last night. Come out from behind that fake mustache, Adolf. I know you're in there. Lots of trouble lots of blues whole lotta nothin' and nothing to lose. Now what was that? That's a terrible way to cry." Jim Morrison.

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Do you care about getting points? No, you just get a sense of approval.

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If AB were politics, what kind of a politician are you? I call King George III, if you consider him a politician.

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Do this quickly, read these next words OUT LOUD, and say the answer straight away:... Bork, Nork, Ork, Lork, Dork, Sork, Nork, Tork...what do you eat soup with? Pork.

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Is it narcissistic to think that your child is the most amazing human being that has ever lived? It's narcissistic to think that you're the most amazing human being that has ever lived... which you are. :)

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What version(s) of Monopoly do you own? Name the main streets in your version if you would, please. My family owns- Disney, .com, Major League Baseball, and Elvis Monopoly. I would name the main streets, but I already ran up stairs, to my game closet, to look at the titles, I'm not going to take them out of their boxes. :)

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Have you ever made a grilled cheese sandwich with another human being? I only use American's and their cheese to do that. You tried to make one with Puddles.

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Who is richer someone with all the money in the world or someone with all the love in the world? Love= people giving you money. Haven't you seen It's A Wonderful Life?

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Why do men like REDHEADS so much, enough to leave their wives? If these redheads are women, I assume it's in part because they have vagina's.

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What do you think when you see the color green, it is my favorite color is it yours? It's hot on redheads.

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Do you have any absolutely amazing talents? Apparently I can "grab ass" well. According to the urban dictionary that means fool around. Basically I'm talented at being a fool.

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When will we run out of unique and meaningful questions to ask? Invert answers and put socks over them.

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Why did Satan rebel against God? Because the Bible told me so. And because I believe everything I read in those kind of rags. Because the universe is so mysterious. Satan was the first Punk Rock, Punk Queen.

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What are your thoughts on " A Clockwork Orange"? Andy Warhol made another version of the book called "Vinyl". I haven't watched either because, frankly, I'm allergic to oranges.

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Do you think we need (another) 'newer' testiment, to be relevent in this day and age? The modern testament is the people's testament- MySpace.

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Fellow atheist, Do you find it annoying that most people have no idea what an atheist is? Where did you get these statistics? Jay Leno's "Jaywalking" perhaps?

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Do you like the clothes they sell at target? Target clothing is about 20 million times better than, say Wal-Wart/K-Mart clothing. I mean, Isaac Mizrahi designs for Targe. He's my favorite gay man after 10 other gay men.

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Would you be mad or upset if someone told you that you look beat? I'd be flattered. Heroin-chic, ya know.

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Whats your favorite spring time activity? Sneezing. I have bad allergies during springtime and sneezes are like very mini orgasms.

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If you were watching the news and they said somebody stole the Declaration of Independence, would you believe them? If they said it on some program like Access Hollywood or The O'Reilly Factor, no. If they said it on BBC, yes. When they announced that a man was pregnant on The Insider I was totally like, "No ways".

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What is the greatest ever Australian rock song? "The Dingo Ate My Baby", by the Cactus Pears.

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If I walked up to you, smiled at you and extended my hand. How would you react? I'd most likely be as flustered as hell and wonder if you were a figment of my imagination. I don't get much social interaction or much of the human touch.

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How often do you talk to your parents? email, phone, etc. I communicate with them every time they yell at me to get off of the computer... and during family therapy. :)

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What is the best song about (anti)suicide? Bob Dylan's song "It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)" has a section that goes : "Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn Suicide remarks are torn From the fool's gold mouthpiece The hollow horn plays wasted words Proves to warn That he not busy being born Is busy dying."

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Any ABers live in the same house as other ABers? Me and Dr. Max live in the same apartment. We also use the same computer. But don't spread that around...

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Did teenagers from,say, the middle ages get acne? Yes. I've read of it in historical fiction books, and though they were 'fiction', many details of everyday life, such as skin care, in those books, were not. They even had ointments and potions like we do today that promised to banish the stuff.

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With gas prices being what they are, how many of you who have the option are taking Public Transpotration? I take the city bus to school. It's kind of fun. In fact, in about an hour I'm going to have to catch it.

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How many of you actually DO comment back to your answered questions and give points? It's a nice gesture for their time, so why not? If the answer is especially s'marvelous I try to say something equally as s'wonderful. I love, love, love comment threads. I eat them for breakfast.

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Do you think one reason that kids are so disrespectful nowadays is because parents don't give their children enough spankings? Nope. My parents spanked me and I'm all kinds of disrespectful.

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What part of the united stated is new jeresy located Under a bridge and over a tunnel that leads to NYC by a beach where everyone has orange skin and gelled back hair.

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Do aliens sterilize their probes? Their probes are radioactive. All of the plutonium kills the bacteria.

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What is a Doppelganger? Sakhalinskii and Bob Blaylock.

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I am attending a facny dress party. i need to go as a song title eg Lady in Red i would wear a red dress. any ideas? trying to stay away from the obvious and too easy eg SImply the Best hehe Lady Stardust- David Bowie She's A Rainbow- The Rolling Stones Judy Is A Punk- The Ramones Nude- Radiohead : p

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What is the white stuff in salami? It's called nitrate filled fat. It causes cancer.

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I just finished watching "The Darjeeling Limited", how would you rate this movie compared to the other Wes Anderson films? <sigh> I'm in love with Wessy Anderson. Darjeeling is my 2nd favorite movie of his after The Royal Tenenbaums.

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The Movie No Country for Old Men was disturbing, if you saw it did you learn anything from it? It was an excellent film as far as comedies go. I learned once again that I do not enjoy movies with copious amounts of guns.

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How long is your attention span? As long as it takes to con a doc into filling me out a prescription for some Adderall.

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What do you think is the most beautiful word(s)/phrase(s) in the English language? Evol.

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Why are the most questions on this here, punk rock board about MCR, Blink 182 and MSI? Because the staff didn't want to use a bad word by making a "Steaming Pile of Shit" category so they dropped little pieces of paper with various genres on them in a bag and randomly picked. Unfortunately, they snagged punk. Now get over it and go shoot up.

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Can you describe happiness without using the word happy or any of it's common synomyms? It be a warm gun.

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How can I create a killer Poster Board presentation? Use a strong glue for cutting and pasting things so the aroma of the chemicals rise to your brain and release a flow of creativity and maybe even a spinning lizard's head.

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Do you know good fashion schools in the US? Yes- it's called Parsons the New School for Design. You really need to start watching Project Runway.

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Which is better, Harry Potter or A Series of Unfortunate Events? Ugh- Harry Potter is so passe. Unfortunate Events is much more stylish, even Esmé Squalor from The Ersatz Elevator could have told you that.

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Do you think suicide is dumb? Well, there are many worse ways to leave this world... That's all I have to say about that.

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Are you sick & tired of being sick & tired? "Woo Hoo It's alright, baby It's a crazy world, it's a bit absurd Woo Hoo It's alright, sugar It- is- so- crazy I'm tired of being wasted I'm so sick of being tired."

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At what point does literature become voyeuristic? (not sexual) Can you list an example? The publication of things like personal diaries and letters can been seen as voyeuristic. Take for example, The Diary of Frida Kahlo: An Intimate Self-Portrait (the title says it all).

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Is nudity in an "art" book really pornography, but sheltered because its classified as "art"? do men and women receive the same gratification from the "art" book? Pornography= Open sexual intercourse on the street corners of America. Anything else is just nudity, wrestling, or a mix of both. "Art is anything you can get away with." - Andy Warhol

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What do u think about people with hair highlights with strange colours, like pink or purple? They're better than the rest of society in every way.

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What video games can you become a celebrity in? The Sims Celebrity version. I was Tori Amos once.

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Whats the most romantic/love seen you've ever seen? From what movie? What was the song playing during this scene if their was one. The best one I've ever seen is from the movie Ghost, scene is in my answer. I would like to see one that tops this one. My idea of the most romantic scene in a movie is in Silence of the Lambs, when Clarice and Hannibal Lecter touch fingers just before Hannibal rips the face off of a police officer.

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In spite of being in love and fully comfortable with each other in bed, is it possible for a women never to reach the orgasm with her partner? Why does that happens? I'm no doctor or sex guru, so here: http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=38109 ...All I can tell you is that... apparently Marilyn Monroe never orgasmed with any of her lovers. In regards to her faking orgasm she said something along the lines of "That was the some of the best acting I'd ever done."

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Have you ever written anything on the wall of a public restroom stall? If so, what did you write? I always simply write "Bob Dylan".

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Would you own an electric car? No, but I would own a silkscreen of an electric chair by Andy Warhol.

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Is Katie Couric's new evil-eyebrows-look sexy or disturbing or sexy and disturbing? Or does she still just look like a mouse? It doesn't matter, because when it comes to sexy and members of The Today Show, Al Roker takes the cake.

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Do many girls have hairy nipples? I've never seen a girl with hairy nipples.

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If you've got it, you want to share it, but if you share it, you haven't got it...what is it? Possession over your manly parts. Was that out of line?

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Is being downrated the end of the world? I know it's not very nice, but do the trolls really think it's going to affect us outside the site? ("Oh my, I've been downrated by a troll, my life has no meaning...") I've actually felt like that after getting downrated before. Me thinks I'm emotionally unstable.

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Which My So-Called Life character did you most relate to? I never got to watch that show. But according to Quizilla I am Rayanne, which means... "you can be so much fun, when you aren't overdosing or sleeping with your best friends boyfriend, but you do mean well". You can't argue with Quizilla results.

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What band do you think has the best name? Dead Sex Kitten.

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What is your criteria for discriminating whom to accept as your AB friend? Are there perks? Do you donate? If they don't like Lou Reed I don't accept them. End of story.

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What exactly is "Pocket Rape" and in which context is it used? It happens on crowded subways in NYC.

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Is sadness a cold gun? Sadness is a Carrie Bradshaw pun- She's not a girl who misses much/ She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand/ When I hold you in my arms, momma/ I feel my finger on your trigger/ I'm going down

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How can I get rid of a hangover? Listen to The Cure loudly.

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Why did ponyboy run away from his house? Because he forgot to do his homework and read The Outsiders, which lead to Answerbag, which lead to all sorts of trouble. I would tell you if I remembered.

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Did you read, The Sandman? If so did you like it? I'm in the middle of reading it. Maxy Waxy introduced me to it. It has beardy illustrations and so far the story is going exceptionally beardy. "It was not a fear of death, for in his heart he had suspected that death might be an escape from the fear."

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How many of the so called "Bearded Ladies" you see do you think are actually just very hairy transvestites? I'm guessing 3.14159265. Yes, I do know that number off the top of my head. Everything in the universe equals pi, or pie, depending on how you look at it. When I get around to running away with the circus and joining the freak show, I'll be able to get some real statistics. "Left the town with the circus boy The circus boy got lonely It's summer, and it's...

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What do you think of the concept that, thousands of years in the future someone might dig up your bones and display them in a museum? Cool beans.

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Ever suspect that someone on AB is getting their questions out of a book? No names, but one ABer in particular (to me anyway) looks a bit too polished. What? I don't go to the back of Entertainment Weekly and post their "Stupid Questions" as my own on AB. I never watch Woody Allen movies with a notebook and pen by my side so I can write down anything Woody says with a question mark at the end. And I especially never use Bob Dylan lyrics as questions. Seriously though, I have no idea who it is that you're talking about. I...

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What do you do when you are feeling anxious? Bite all of the skin off of my lips and eat my fingernails.

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If Elvis were alive today (he would be about 73 years old) would you still go to one of his concerts? Unfortunately, I only like Elvis for his looks and his gyrating hips. At 73, he's sure to break those hips.

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If I randomly walked up to you in the street and decided to grab your hand, what would you do to me? I would asked you if you wanted to listen to my Nirvana. I's lonely.

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Is it true that you can gauge someone's weight by the look of their neck? The circumference of your neck is in direct relation to the circumference of your hips.

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Do you think other people see you as predictable? I often get told that I'm "predictably unpredictable".

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Depressingly, I'm losing my voice. Can you make it come back, please? I miss talking about nothing. Just cut out Regina Spektor's voice box and eat it. Then not only will you be able to talk again, but you'll be able to talk in that cute little voice Regina Spektor talks in .

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When one of your friends from answerbag tells you that they had a dream about you, do you feel complimented or awkward? I've told one of my friends from AB exactly that. I suspect they felt flattered, and somewhat curious. I'd feel the same.

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Don't you hate getting rickrolled? If you want to know a sure fire how to avoid getting rickrolled, watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSsJ19sy3JI Nice try, bitch.

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What's your favorite thing that comes out of a can? I've been waiting for you to ask. I like canned garbanzo beans, beets and yams best.

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What do you think of a person with barbie heads glued all over their car? I'd think, "Shit, wish I'd thought of that first".

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Do you know any vulgar poetry? One of my favorite poems is called "Down There," "... Gelatinous. Steamy and lovely to the light to look at like a good glass of burgundy. Suddenly I'm an artist each month. The star inside this like a ruby. Fascinating bits of sticky I-don't-know-what-stuff. The afterbirth without the birth. The gobs of a strawberry jam. Membrane stretchy like saliva in...

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How do i become a millionaire? "How do you become a millionaire? Become a billionaire, then buy an airline." Richard Branson I have no original thought.

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Have you ever been on answerbag for so long that it caused you to go into what seemed to be a long and inescapable depression? Yes.

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What are you doing right now? and how are you feeling? Listening to "Psychic Hearts" over and over and over again while feeling empty.

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What's the most romantic one-liner in song lyrics? "It is now my duty to completely drain you"

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Does long term exposure to AnswerBag cause cancer? Yes. It rips your heart and wraps it in fur.

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What's up with sleevless turtlenecks? What's wrong with them? I own a black one. This must be why people always laugh at me in public.

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Do you think Americans are stupid? "I, man, am regal a German am I Never odd or even If I had a hi-fi Madam, I'm Adam Too hot to hoot No lemons, no melon Too bad I hid a boot Lisa Bonet ate no basil Warsaw was raw Was it a car or a cat I saw? Rise to vote, sir Do geese see God? "Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod Rats live on no evil star Won't lovers revolt now? Race...

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Was Jerry Lee Lewis a misunderstood great Rock and Roller or just a talented incestuous pedophile.? Speaking as a 16-year-old, my personal fantasy has been that Jerry Lee Lewis was my cousin; my really hot, older, piano playing cousin.

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Which colour scheme for a website would be best for the eyes? Purple. It's a scientifical fact.

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What percentage of popularity do you have here on AB? I'm part of the Answerbag Underground. We have matching Velvet top hats that rabbits periodically jump out of.

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What problem do you have right now? It takes way too long to ship things to Japan, which means I'm not going to ever win a million yen.

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If I asked nicely, would you be willing to donate a stuffed animal to me so I could cut it up and use its parts in my Frankenteddy? I've recently gotten rid of the last of my stuffed animals and the only one I have left is dear Puddles the frog. You touch him and I take off your left one! I'm sorry I couldn't be of service.

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Could everyone please welcome my sister, PaisleyBoatsABobbing, to the Answerbag site? What a bitchin' username. Answerbag and nepotism go great together, I should know. Emoclew!

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Who is the most punk? Jesus.

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When was the golden age of punk? Satine says NYC '77.

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Where is one place you would rather be right now? Inside of a giant peach on the very tip-top of the Empire State Building.

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What's your favourite cover version of a Bob Dylan song? I really like Bob Dylan covering Bob Dylan best.

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Does music, that you like, make you very happy? Not necessarily. Right now I'm listening to Nirvana and I feel self-destructive. I want to forgo sleeping and eating and drink two thousand cups of coffee. Damn Nirvana... I love them.

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Are you ever disapointed by your inner monologue's decided lack of dry wit and charisma? Yes. I always say, if you don't have anything witty to say, you might as well shut the fuck up. msFortunate's answer is better and this was asked two days ago, I probably should have shut the fuck up.

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Recently, a brand of toy Harry Potter broomsticks was sold to an 8 to 11 female target demographic. Unfortunately, these broomsticks were battery powered and vibrated when a switch was pressed, making them surprisingly popular. Thoughts? My thoughts are The Dresden Dolls thoughts: "coin operated boy sitting on the shelf he is just a toy but i turn him on and he comes to life automatic joy that is why i want a coin operated boy made of plastic and elastic he is rugged and long-lasting who could ever ever ask for more love without complications galore many shapes and weights to choose from i will never...

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Does Bob Dylan suck? Yes, very much so.

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Stop me if you think you've heard this one before, but what's your favourite Smith's song? All I can say is "HANG THE DJ!!!!!!" But that's only my current fav. I also love Ask and There Is A Light That Never Goes Out. I'm told these are 'gay' and 'cliché' choices, but I don't care.

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What does your workout schedule consist of? I watch people on the TV do yoga while listening to Enya and ride my bike at 5 in the morning while listening to Bob Dylan. It's great for the ears.

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Do you like Beatnik writers? WHY? Yes and no. They look great in turtlenecks but smell of marijuana. Jack Kerouac was really a stockbroker. He only wrote On The Road because of all of that Benzedrine he snorted and coffee he drank. I saw Allen Ginsberg nude... in a movie.

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Don't you wish you were my mother? That would be considered incest...

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Did Nico smoke cigarettes? Yes. The pic below is a still from the documentary Nico Icon. As you can see, she's all over that fag.

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What is going too far when expressing your emotions to the person you love? Carving their name across your eyelids and then throwing yourself under a double-decker bus and/or ten-ton truck for them. I learned this form The Arcade Fire and The Smiths.

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Why is it that every version of Sweet Jane seems to sound virtually the same? What are you talking about? Haven't you heard the Cowboy Junkies cover? It's completely different in a beautiful way. Lou Reed praises it.

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Have you heard of the 'platinum rule'? Treat others how THEY want to be treated. Do you think this is superior to the golden rule? Why or why not? That's too complicated. I often don't know exactly how others want to be treated, so I just assume they want to be treated as I would. I can't go around asking everyone, "Hey, how do you want to be treated?"

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Is Simon from american idol really so rude or does he do it just for the ratings? Simon is the only thing I like about that show. That show who's name I don't dare utter. He makes me feel so, makes me feel so masochistic.

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What smells good when its new? New people. I love that 'right out of the womb' smell. So fresh, if not screaming and covered in blood.

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Who's that screaming "help"? The Beatles. But don't worry, I'll put another quarter in the jukebox and play something decent, like Bananaphone, by Raffi.

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Why is the sky grey and sooty? Richard Simmons ate a lot of beans today and David Hasselhoff's intelligent car, KITT, has been mass produced in the style of a Hummer.

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What are your opinions of George Bush? Very very passe. In fact, I don't even know why I'm answering this. <yawn>

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Can anyone understand me when I say that it only takes one wrong word to kill someone? Suicide is painless...

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Should artists such as damien hirst be pushed into the realms of celebrity? Damien Hirst is already a celebrity in his own right. He's not as famous as some, but he's been in magazines and has his own Wikipedia article. To quote Andy Warhol- He's had his 15 minutes. I personally don't care if he fades into obscurity or hits the big time. All I can say is- he's done more to earn fame than Paris Hilton has.

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How did abbie hoffman die? They say it was suicide, but I prefer to think that he was poisoned by the FBI.

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How many millions would you believe are out there in this world who cherish Vincent van Gogh works and how many millions of them that can't even discuss his works of art? That's just elitist. Art is visual in nature, not spoken. You look at it and it captures you. It's not necessary to pontificate about it. Just feel it.

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Why do guys wear girl pants now? Sometimes a pipe's just a pipe. Pants are just pants. How many roads must a man walk down before he's allowed to wear girl's pants? The times they are a-changin’.

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What medium should i use to create a thick clear sealant for artwork with actual objects and painting that have been attached to a wood "canvas"? Lacquer clear coat or gel medium.

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Did you wear red today? I wore black on the oustide because black is how I felt on the inside.

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Would you describe Lou Reed's face as carton? Yes, but it's not as cartoon like as John Cale's body.

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Any cool websites? This is the only cool website- http://persephassa.com/

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Did you ever color on the walls when you were a kid?, if so what was the punishment? Me and my brother colored nearly every wall in our house when we were around 2 and 5. We didn't get punished and all but my bedroom stayed like that until we moved out nearly 7 years later.

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What is your favourite Alfred Hitchcock film? The Breakfast Club.

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What do you imagine would happen in a dream involving Andy Warhol, Edie Sedgwick, Bob Dylan, Jesus, a banana, and a pillbox hat? Andy Warhol will film Edie Sedgwick and Bob Dylan eating a banana "Lady in the Tramp" style while Leopard-Skin Pill-Box hat plays in the background. Satine will watch this movie as Sakhalinskii watches porn starring Richard Simmons. Screw Jesus.

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A cougar is a hot woman aged 30 to 50. What is the term for hot women 60 and over? (Example Raquel Welch - 67) Mrs. Robinson's mother?

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Is it ok for boys to wear thongs to school Only if they wear a dress over said thong.

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Have you ever gotten Jack Black and Jack White confused? No. But I have confused Meg White for Jack White's sister/lover. I thought "Eww..."

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Was Vyvyan from the Young Ones the best character from any sitcom ever? Obviously. He inspired me to buy a double decker bus... which I still haven't bought, but will. You look like Neil.

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What horrible item of clothing you wore as a kid most embarrasses you now when you show somebody your childhood photos? I wore a Britney Spears shirt when I was around 8 and I have picture proof! You can't blame me, really. I was influenced me corruptive people on the playground.

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Is it just my imagination, or is AMC's new "Original Series" Breaking Bad kinda sorta stealing its basic concept from the Showtime series Weeds? If so, which do you think will turn out to do the concept better? I don't get cable, to my dismay, so I had to do some research. After reading Wikipedia I'm going to have to say yes, Breaking Bad does seem to be doing a copycat of Weeds. I predict Weeds will end up being superior. Not only because it's original, but because Mary-Kate Olsen's in it. Mary-Kate Olsen gives Weeds an element of Survival of the Fittest. Thus, Natural...

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Will you please go to my profile and tell me what you think of the poem I wrote for Satine? It was better than Ginsberg. Tell me, do you write on a regular basis or was that just a spontaneous piece of genius that flew out of your head and into your profile?

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Which is better, boys or girls? The mathematically correct answer would be "hermaphrodites".

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Do you think god created us or did we come from apes? We evolved from Stardust.

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Where do broken hearts go In a cave at the bottom of the Sea of Love, which is also known as the Red Sea. They never return.

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Where is my mind? Sticking on the end of an icepick, for I just gave you a lobotomy. Your cerebellum is mine!

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Is it just me or were there a lot of ppl online attacking others tonight? Yes.

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Do you like wildly hair look for men or women? You mean the "I just got electro shock treatments" hair? It's fine. I like all types hair.

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What does God want out of me? Your soul.

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Instead of responding to the brainless, dense, dumb, foolish, idiotic, imbecilic, laughable, ludicrous, moronic, obtuse, simple-minded, stupid, thickheaded questions of Trolls. Why not just DR them and be done with it? I ask myself the same thing when I see abrupt, abusive, bad-mannered, barbarian, barbaric, barbarous, blunt, boorish, brusque, brutish, cheeky, churlish, coarse, crabbed, crude, curt, discourteous, graceless, gross, gruff, ignorant, illiterate, impertinent, impolite, impudent, inconsiderate, insolent, insulting, intrusive, loutish, low, obscene, offhand, peremptory, raw, rough, savage,...

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Are a morning ab-user,meaning you're mostly on during the morning,a afternoon ab-user,meaning you're mostly on during the afternoon,or a night ab-user,meaning you're mostly on at night? I'm a very late night/ very early morning user, typically. AB has singlehandedly ruined my sleeping schedule. Damn.

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What is one thing in your life you should get rid of? Dust bunnies. <achoo>

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Don't you think that Dr.Maxwell's question congratulating our dearest Sakhalin on obtaining Guru status deserves more lovin'!???http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/568275 Nah. A simple congratulatory question is too run-of-the-mill for the likes of Sakhalinskii. Not his style at all, I would say. You see, Sak is an acquired taste- like fermented shark from Sweden. Only a few of us can fully appreciate him and his genius. Fermented shark is a delicacy- we shouldn't try to change it, just let it be what it is. With that said, here are some lyrics in honor...

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What does it mean when a guy talk's to you only when he wants to? That he only does what he wants?

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How come women need to turn a routemap every time the car turns a corner in order to follow it? Sexist.

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If you could have a romance with any fictional character, who would it be? Hannibal Lecter. I fantasize about him sucking on my liver.

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Whats the most expensive thing you've ever bought from Abercrombie OR Hollister? Bejeweled sandals for $3.00 from Abercrombie. They were on sale, I'm cheap, and Abercrombie & Hollister suck, (although I like Abercrombie's nude advertisements).

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What is the Pythagorean theorem? How is it used? With everyone else's answers I'd like to add that the Pythagorean Theorem is a truly beautiful thing. Have fun with it.

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Has your answer light ever stay on for no reason, I dont have any , I looked, 5 times, HELP! Ive put it on answers only, it's not there. I'd ignore that light if I where you. I believe it's possessed by the devil. No joke.

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This one is for all of the girls out there that are between 18 and 25: What makes a guy attractive? I obviously haven't found it out myself yet, so I need to know. Personally, I like when guys wear dresses and makeup and high heels. Try it out. Of course I'm only 16. Does this mean I'm going to jail?

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What is anti-folk? Regina Spektor, apparently. I've never actually looked into it's history, but my personal theory of what anti-folk is starts with Bob Dylan. When he went electric he became anti-folk. Yes.

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Has anyone on answerbag ever been involved in colorguard, either currently or in the past? In elementary and middle school I took part in cologuard because my friends were in it. I hated it, and my teacher hated me. I still own a wooden rifle from those years.

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What don't you hear people saying anymore? "Oh, my stars!" It's the bee's knees as far as sayings go, but hey, the present is the boss, applesauce.

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Why do you have too much time on your hands? Everyone has a story, so spill it out. I'll share my story when I have a good snapshot of everyone else. T Well, I used to have too much time on my hands because I wasn't going to school, had a total of zero friends and feared the sun. That's all changed now though.

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Do you mind getting long religious guided (often containing huge bible quotes) answers to seemingly secular questions, or is it not a problem? I don't really mind it. As long as they let me be nonsensical they can be religiousal.

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I am willing to argue that Aerosmith is the greatest rock band of all time? Any debates? (Remember, if you disagree, pleas let us know what band has been incredibly successful with different generations over 3 decades!) Ha! Aerosmith is more like a large corporation than a band. Even Steven Tyler admitted that all he cared about was the money and the girls. There's much better music out there.

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MTV, VH1, or CMT? Why? VH1 occasionally mentions cool shit like Patti Smith and NYC in 1977, so VH1. Oh, and it also turned me on to Amy Winehouse and Regina Spektor, which I am eternally grateful for . MTV and CMT can go straight to.

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Is Michael Jackson And Janet Jackson The Same Person!? No, they just came out of the same birth canal.

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Do you cringe when people spit in public? No. I think spitting's sexy. Call me Martian.

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Ref the film "Babel." I have just watched on DVD. Great film, but where did they get the title from? Is this something to do with Tower of Babel? Or does it link to the film in some other way? Yes, it's about the Tower of Babel. With that said I would like to point out how awesome that Japanese chick was- she was awesome.

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What is surealism? Some really kinky, long winded, pretentious, bourgeois stuff. I kinda like it.

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What will you be doing in 2020? Rotting 6 feet underground.

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Are beauty pageants demeaning to women? I would say if anything beauty pageants set a low standard for woman and inspire a certain level of conformity. All in all they're boring, generic and ugly. Let them eat cake!

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What to name your tea shop "Tipsy". We serve alcoholic tea!

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Everyone dislikes something; even hate sometimes. What do you hate? (Please don't answer with "I don't hate . . . ." Just don't answer If you really feel that way .) I hate humans that partake in... human behavior and act all... huhamy.

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Do you remember the first person you ever loved? You mean myself?

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Is your name Sara? My sister is Sarah, yes.

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Who died and made you boss? Bruce Springsteen and Tony Danza.

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What did you do when AB was down? Ate soup and contemplated suicide.

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What is your favorite celebrity gossip site? The only celebrity gossip site I go to is Bastardly News. About 95% of the people that use it really are bastards. In fact, they're such bastard that they make me feel like a saint.

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How do you feel about expressing you feeling? I like to cloak my feelings in sarcasm and when they really do come out it's like diarrhea: no one's comfortable with it and its stench is horrible.

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Why are americans soooooo dumb in choosing their President? We aren't dumb. We make seemingly dumb decisions when it comes to politics only to fool the rest of the world. Why do we want to fool the rest of the world? Simple: Americans are highly highly highly evolved creatures and if other countries catch wind of this they will test every single one of us. Who will be doing the testing? The Russians of course.

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Martin Scorsese or Stanley Kubrick? Not Scorsese.

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When someone says "are you getting enough sleep" how do you answer them? "I've been snorting ground coffee beans."

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Are you a friend that everyone could rely on? Nope.

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Why don't kids these days respect the social advances of the sixties and seventies? They act as if the fifties were the Golden Era. The '60s and '70s wouldn't have been if it wasn't for the '50s, son.

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What is your Happy food? I was reading that potatoes have a natural ingrediant that makes you feel happy... Flan!

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What is the sexiest outfit you own? A leather body suit that zips up from the side and has butt cutouts. Conan O'Brien wears one while he glides through his audience on a zip-line.

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Is dropping out of high school really the end of the world? I find that many people go on to have lucrative acting careers after they've drop out of high school.

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Is it true that teenage guys only want to be with a girl to get into their pants? NO. Rather, teenage girls only want to be with a boy to get into their pants.

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Do you use an ice cream scoop when you get a bowl of ice cream at home, or do you just use a spoon? The use of a spoon when scooping ice cream is for uncivilized swine. ; p

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What is the appeal of dancing? I've never understood that. I didn't used to understand the appeal of dancing myself, and what a sad empty time that was in my life. Now dancing is one of my favorite things. To dance you have to be uninhibited. Find some great music, an empty room, and just move with the music, man. Soon the endorphins will be rushing and you'll find yourself laughing maniacally while jumping up and down... or maybe that's...

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Who controls and determines the luck of a person? It's not a matter of *who*, it's a matter of *what*. That *what* is mirrors. Yes, mirrors. I broke 5 in the past year- I'm doomed. That being said, I beleive "luck" is complete bullocks. (I'm still doomed though.)

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Is anyone else here sick of hearing about what Amy Winehouse has been getting up to? No. I crave Amy Winehouse like Amy Winehouse craves crack... and heroin... and cocaine... and alcohol.

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If you joined a band what place would you want? Triangle.

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Whatever has become of Satine? Maxwell banned satine from the computer for a short while when she innocently made the internt combust in result of opening her Yahoo!Mail account, which she has good reason to believe was infiltrated by either the police or a sinister group of blue-faced flying monkeys.

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Finish this sentence: If I was a little more ______, I would.... ... courageous, I would be a much better human being.

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Does anyone like the band Belle & Sebastian? The only thing in the universe I like is Belle & Sebastian. I hope for everything and everyone else to go away and/or die.

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Who else thinks Baba O'Riley is the best song ever!? I don't. It's the only song that stands out for me on "Who's Next", but not the best song ever. However, Adrien Brody's character in "Summer of Sam" seems to think it is. God, I love that Adrien Brody.

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What's your favourite underwear colour? Nude.

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Which movie always makes you cry, no matter how many times you watch it? Life is Beautiful.

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What are the elements that make up water and ice? H2O, duh.

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How do you say "I love you" in your language? (Please let us know what language that is... ) "V vove voy"- German.

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Why is the sky blue? It matches the mood of the world. It's a blue blue world, and I'm a blue blue girl.

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When waiting in a long line, do you pay people to let you cut in front of them? No, people pay me to cut in line. I really need the money.

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If you are single, how often do you......? About 5 times a month.

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What's the point of living without fun? There is none. Party on and be a nihilist.

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What is the one band or artist that you can listen to when you are in a bad mood that will pick you right back up again? Wilco.

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Is it normal to feel empty? Is it alright if you feel like there's no point in being here sometimes or is that bad? I get that feeling at least every week, and I'm still alive.

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Do you ever skip a question on AB because it's like 5 lines long? Just get to the point people. Yes. I'm a lazy bitch.

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Is there any organ in the human body that is not considered "essential" to life and a person can live without? Humans have many vestigial organs. Including- the appendix, wisdom teeth, male nipples (my favorite), the fifth toe (my 2nd favorite), and many others.

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Why do you love movies? They allow me to relate to human beings without actually talking to one. In other words, I like to create imaginary relationships with fictional characters. This is why I don't like movies centered around animals.

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What is your favorite way to smoke? Through the ear hole.

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Has anyone told you that you look like someone famous? Do YOU think you look like someone famous? If so, who? I was once told that I resembled Billy Crystal's fork- pointy and shiny. This is stupid.

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Howcome when two men walk by eachother, do they both nod they're heads slightly at eachother? It's a little know fact that all men are homosexual. The "nod", as they call it, is a secret code which means "I'll meet you in an empty utility closet/ my wife's bed/ the boondocks for sex in order to satisfy my homosexual urges. This allows them to maintain a heterosexual facade in public. Why they want to maintain this facade, I have no idea. I'm a woman.

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Which Answerbagger do you comment with every day? Dr. Maxwell and satine.

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I am 14 aged boy and i have long penis ?what's the reason I'm guessing your large penis compensates for your tiny brain. Please forgive me.

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What is that quality, which you like most in others. The quality of seeking pleasure by inserting, and having things inserted, into their orifices.

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What is that quality you hate most in others? The quality of seeking pleasure by inserting, and having things inserted, into their orifices.

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What is this 'constipation' I hear so much talk about? Constipation is what happens when you don't wait 30 minutes after eating a whole bucket of pre-crumbled feta cheese to put your Richard Simmons tapes in and start masturbating.

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Is'nt it so boring to sit alone? Not if you have a Walkman and a cigarette. If you have that than sitting alone can be very pleasant.

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WERE DID WATER COME FROM & HOW OLD IS IT? Water was one of the vapors released from volcanoes that erupted on earth millions of years ago... or somewhere around there.

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DOES BI POLAR MEAN YOUR FROM THE NORTH AND SOUTH POLE? That would be a nice alternative.

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Anyone else having troubles sleeping tonight?..... Well, it's 4:04 AM in the morning. I would say so. I'm such a failure.

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Do you bottle up the anger? Yes. When this goes on for too long I end up listening to "Bottled Violence" by Minor Threat on a loop and breaking bear bottles over my head. Quite fun.

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When did you last feed the ducks? About 4 months ago I gave them some popcorn.

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The song desperado, I really like. Would it be an insult to tell someone that they are a desperado? I don't know the definition ˌdes-pə-ˈrä-(ˌ)dō, -ˈrā-- One who needs to come to their senses. Who's out riding fences. A hard one. One who's not getting any younger and who'd better let somebody love them before it's too late. La la la...

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Does it annoy you when people can things "retarded" or "gay"? Frankly I think such behavior is mentally challenged and homosexual.

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Im jwish, white, rich, and get a lot of the things i want.do you hate me in spite of this? What? I'm not Mel Gibson.

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Do you feed old bread and such to birds or other animals? I throw old moldy bread in my backyard for the birds. Then I lure them into bed.

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Does it annoy you when Americans talk like Brits? (Example: At the store today I said "The weather is bloody wretched today" to the cashier.) Seeing as I often do that I can't say it does. I think it's fun. I say "shite" as opposed to shit. And when I talk to myself it's often in a British accent. Some people are annoyed too easily.

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Im 13, random enough for ya? I'm a whore. Random enough for ya?

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Who do you want to be president of the United States? That dude who played Billy Jack- Tom Laughlin. (And this, my friends, is why I can't vote yet.)

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Do you want to see the film "Juno"? Saw it. BEST MOVIE EVER!

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What's the three longest song on your playlist? Free bird - Lynard Skynard ...And Justice for All - Metallica Master of Puppets - Metallica - Howl, by Allen Ginsberg (21:19), tho technically it's not a song - The Tain, by The Decemberists (18:35) - Gun, by John Cale (11:51)

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Don't you hate how people downrate you without any explanation or opinion why they did so. High level AB's do this to! It makes me horny.

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When you notice a bowl of candy just lying out, do you usually: A-Just take one; B-Sneak as many as you can one by one until they all mysteriously disapear; or C-Smuggle candies in every available bag, pocket, and bodily orifice for later consumption? "C" is the correct answer. Every week I go to family counseling and in the office where this takes place is a large bowl of peppermints and tootsie rolls. Despite the fact that I don't like peppermints and tootsie rolls I still insist on dumping the entire bowl in my purse and pelting them at my family members as my counselor rambles on.

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What are you doing for New Year's Day? Going to see a three-part video project that features fans of the The Smiths singing karaoke tracks from their album “The World Won’t Listen.” Jealous? : )

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If presented with the choice, would you rather date someone who was highly intelligent, charismatic, and physically attractive, but just happened to be a passionate Nazi extremist, or someone who was nice in every way, except that they were Undead? Every woman adores a Fascist...

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Who's NOT getting drunk tomorrow? Drunkenness is so passé.

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O.K. I get that the pimento is a sweet red pepper. But, how do you make them? I'm talking about the home style not the store. You're going to need a cloning machine.

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Did you get what you wanted for Christmas this year? No, I didn't get a small perching bird. Instead I got a 6 way nail buffer. It makes my nails so shiny.

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I wan to design my room how should i do that within a $400 range Buy 40 boxes of aluminum foil and use it as wallpaper. That's all you need really, aluminum foil. You should have a couple hundred dollars left over as well. Buy a whore.

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If a ghost lives in my house can it see and hear me. According to the movie, The Others, yes... and no. Let me put it like this- the ghost will notice if you remove the curtains from the windows.

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I just got a fabulous fedora with a pheasant feather for Christmas, and it's given me an idea... Would anyone like to join me in celebrating the newly concieved Winter holiday of Fedorafest in honour of the glory that is a good hat? I can't do that seeing as I'm a beret person. I got a gray one, a black one and a leopard print one for Christmas. None of them came with a feather. Dammit! BUT, I guess if you agree on a Beretabration I'll go along with this Fedorafest.

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What do you really want for Christmas? and do you think you'll get it? A small perching bird.

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When did you last see the sea? Ten years ago in Florida.

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In the words of Man Ray: Isn't it this perpetual mania of imitation that prevents man from being a god? In the words of Picasso: God is really another artist ... like me. I am God, I am God, I am God. I see what Man Ray was saying- God is consider the creator of the universe, humans are part of that creation and we can only use and reuse what's already been created and whatnot- but that's been discussed so many times already and it's just so passé. All I know is, while...

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Are you going to go see The Golden Compass? I got a free ticket for it with my purchase of Pan's Labyrinth, so yes, most likely.

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Is suicide really the answer to some people? Suicide isn't an answer to anything, it's just another way to die, and god knows there are so many ways in which to do that.

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The best way to spread Christmas Cheer is singing loud for all to hear... What Christmas song will you be singing to spread the cheer? Sabbath Bloody Sabbath.

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Would you rather be a walrus or an eggman? If you really want to know, I'd rather be an Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna. GOO GOO G'JOOB!

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If you had pouches like a hamster, what would you store in them? Spam... and deoderant.

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What kind of books did you read as a child? Were you encouraged to read certain kinds? Or not encouraged at all? I read the "American Girl" series of books quite a lot as a young girl. My mom started out reading them to me and I took it from there. I still have a box full of them hidden away somewhere, though these days I'm into more big girl historical fiction.

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When you become nervous in a situation, what do you normally do with your hands? I have this weird thing with touching my neck when I'm nervous. I guess you could say I pet my neck.

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What the best way to get a guy to want u in bed or have phone sex the best way? Prance around naked while pouring a bottle of vegetable oil over your body.

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Is there any intellectualism left on AB: a well thought out yet not hard to answer question barely gets noticed but a stupid inane question gets tons of answers? Will you go the extra step to actually try to answer questions that make you actually think? No, I won't go the extra step and actually think to answer a question, that's why I answered this one.

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Have you ever had your feelings hurt bad enough on AB to make you cry? Actually, yes, but that was months ago.

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If you had to give your sense of humor a biological age, what would it be? I have the humor of a 10-year-old pervert. Not that many 10-year-olds are perverts...

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Anybody like Korn...[[the band?]] No. But I do like their song, "Twist". It goes something like this: "Unradunbalrragrrradunnahardanun TWIST TWIST". Wasn't that awesome?

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I just finished work on a Hunter S. Thompson Memorial Avatar (Basically just photo of me with my Hunter S. Thompson Memorial Hat and glasses). What do you think of it? When I first saw that avatar I thought I was looking at the actual Hunter S. Thompson. Good job. Bravo. Have some cocaine from my salt shaker.

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What is black and white with red all over it? Marilyn Manson in a bloodbath.

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If you had the chance to go back in time and Do/Invent/Think Of one thing before the person who actually did, what would you like to take credit for? I would have liked to be Andy Warhol before Andy Warhol was Andy Warhol, get it?

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Are you shy around people you're attracted to? I'm a mumbling and stumbling fool around people I'm attracted to. I find it very hard to look them in the eye, so I usually look them in the ass.

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How do i make my regular jeans more punk? Cover them in safety pins or studs. Splash glue or paint on them. Rip a few holes in them. Roll them in the dirt. And remember- the tighter the better. Baggy jeans are for hippies!

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Do you remember when "dialing" a telephone actually involved a dial? I'm not that old, but I have used an old fashioned phone with a dial. If I had my own house I'd install such phones. I don't have a cell phone either.

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How do you feel? Ugly and confused.

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When you are called by the wrong name, what is the name you are most often called in error? Ruthann. It's RuthannA!

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Do you have bad jeans? Most of them are faded, full of holes, and terribly baggy, yes. That's the way I like them.

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When you are depressed how do you comfort yourself? I hit the town and go dancing with suicide.

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Do you like Patti Smith's version of Smells Like Teen Spirit? The one time I listened to it I did, yes.

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Can you mention some movie actors/actresses that have appeared in music videos (in a non-singing capacity)? Angelina Jolie was in this Meat Loaf video:

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What is your favourite song right now? "Chelsea Hotel No. 2", as sung by Rufus Wainwright and written by Leonard Cohen.

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What's the bitchiest, snarkiest song you know? "Rip Her To Shreds" by Blondie is my "Bitchy & Snarky Anthem".

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Do you choose to be unhappy just to make your life less boring? Sometimes. Less now than in the past. I got this crazy idea into my head that misery was just so much more interesting that happiness. I found out that misery is just, well, miserable.

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What do you look like? this:

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Why do you stay in your hideout? The people scare me.

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Do you find men with grey hair attractive? Oh yes. My love, Anthony Bourdain, has grey hair nice enough to run your fingers through.

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Are you bummed over the writer's strike? No more fresh episodes of Late Night with Conan O'Brien is reason to be bummed, yes.

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What do you think radishes taste like? Crunchy spicy potatoes.

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Would you be so nice to upload some horses? Yes.

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Have you ever seen an old man crying? Only in painting:

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Do you think my new avatar is gonna get me penalty boxed again? Well it does faintly resemble a vagina.

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What do you find interesting? People.

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Do you wear, or even own, anything with an animal print? I have a leopard print scarf, purse and shirt. They match my avatar.

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I bet I can guess what type of person you are based on what your favorite movie is. Wanna try? *Update Jan 2009--sorry, I can't reply to everyone anymore* As of now it's The Royal Tenenbaums, I think. Now go on, tell me who I am.

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What do you think about Sarah Silverman's humor? Not a fan. Have you ever seen that show of hers on Comedy Central? It's complete and utter shit. And no, don't excuse my French.

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Will you join me in a rain dance? Hand over the peyote and sure.

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Do you ever feel primordial at times? If by primordial you mean taking all of my clothes off and talking to snakes, then yes.

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"The Lord works in mysterious ways." What mysterious ways? That saying's just another way to rationalize the existence of God, in my current opinion.

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How many items of jewelry do you usually wear on a daily basis? I wear a charm bracelet nearly everyday. I occasionally wear earrings.

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Who is the heaviest plus-size female model? How much does she weigh? I would go with a model called Velvet D'Amour. I'm not sure if I'm 100% accurate in saying she's the heaviest, but she's definitely the heaviest I know of. According to Wikipedia she's 5 feet 8 inches and weighs approximately 290 pound. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velvet_D%E2%80%99Amour

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Who do you prefer: Dali, Escher, Chirico or Magritte? Are they comparable? They're all comparable seeing as they're all artists, and furthermore, all surreal artists. I'm not a great fan of any of them to tell you the truth. I'm not a great fan of surrealism in general. If I had to choose I'd go with Magritte, I guess.

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Why are you leaving? Bored.

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Which would you perfer to inlist into, army, navy, marine corps, or air force? Navy. You get to travel a lot, so I hear.

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Why are some people so shallow? For the same reason some people are so deep. It's those deep bastards you have to watch out for.

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Do you have a favorite folk singer? Bobby Dylan, if you consider him folk. And yes, I do know him as "Bobby". We had intimate affairs.

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Where are you going today? Why? Bed. I stayed up all night and plan on sleeping all day. I better get a move on.

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Whats your views on emo kids? I've always viewed an Emo as either a transsexual comedian or furry space creature... I mean transsexual space creature or furry comedian.

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Why do humans like chocolate so much? I don't like chocolate. Then again the doctors still haven't been able to confirm if I'm human.

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What thing in your bedroom is most precious to you? An old chest my mom gave me that's in the middle of being decoupaged. I plan to fill it with photos, old letters, and things like that.

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What is the sound of silence? When Simon and Garfunkel croak you will know the sound of silence.

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I want to draw, but i can't find the time in the morning and i get too horny at night to pay attention, what should i do? You can always find time. A small doodle takes seconds. Any small amount of practice you can get improves your skill. Sketch on the toilet if you have to.

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If you have been diagnosed with any form of depression (including bipolar), what sort of non-medical things help you feel better when you're down? What kind of music, TV, or activities keep you from crossing into 'suicidal'? (My answer posted below.) I've recently found that riding my bike while listening to Bob Dylan's Greatest Hits on a sunny day has worked wonders for my depression. TV and things like that tend to make it worse. Also just talking to people helps.

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Best disco tune: Cotton Eyed Joe or Born To Be Alive? Cotton-Eyed Joe beats Born To Be Alive, but just barely. And isn't Cotton Eyed-Joe an old folk song? not disco?

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Is anyone truly scared of what the next decade will bring? (Politically wise) I'm not that politically minded, but yes. Not even the Roman Empire lasted, who's to say America will. A lot can happen in ten years.

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What would Richard Simmons look like with Dakota Fanning's hair? Probably Sakhalinskii- Both hands down you dress.

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What are your favourite religious themed songs? Bob Dylan's rare little tune "In My Time of Dyin'" is probably one of my favorite songs of his. Here are the lyrics. Aren't they just so Jesuscentric?- "Well, in my time of dying don't want nobody to mourn All I want for you to do is take my body home Well, well, well, so I can die easy Well, well, well Well, well, well, so I can die easy Jesus...

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Atheists: Do you think the Bible, even if not the literal "Word of God" still contains a fair amount of worthwhile wisdom? Yes. Example: There's a pastor called Joel Osteen who does a televised ministry which I've watched in the past, and would watch again. I usually steer clear of these programs, but one boring Sunday night I came across his show and what he said struck a chord with me. It wasn't about being a better Christian or anything like that. It was simple advice. Advice about how to...

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What would Dakota Fanning look like with Richard Simmons's hair? Probably Sakhalinskii- both hands down your dress.

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What's your favourite Cult Classic? (A show; a movie; even music; any great and/or unusual piece of media that you feel didn't get the mainstream appreciation it deserved) I LOVE the movie Lord Love A Duck. It's not exactly "Classic" but it's definitely "Cult". I've been wanting to talk about this movie for so long now. I thank you for the chance. Here's one of my favorite scenes.

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What is your idea of fun? Killing Everyone. If you listened to the Stooges you'd know this.

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If dance battles solved disputes these days, how would you dance? I'd do The Charleston. I know, so dorky.

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If you can choose to be painted, sculpted, etc. by any artist, living or deceased, who would you choose? I'd like Edward Hopper to paint me. He's good with figures. See his painting, Morning Sun below:

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From the names I have been called today by other ABers, do you think I am a) a hooker b) an asshole c) a bitch or d) all three? I wouldn't know seeing as I don't know you, but I assume that you're none of them. People like to throw out a lot of offenses over the internet because that way they are in no danger of physical harm, aka- an ass kicking. I mean just a few days ago someone on AB told me that the world would be better off without me if I decided to end it. I told him to "Rock On". He...

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Why is there only one negative review (out of 28) for the O'Reilly Factor on IMDb? What are you talking about? There's more than one. Besides, even if there was only one bad review the series received approximately 2.5 stars out of 10. Of course if I were to answer this question as if it were not flawed I could come to the conclusion that those who dislike O'Reilly can't spell, or are perhaps too lazy to write a review.

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Who loves MSNBC perverted justice to catch a predator as much as i do? No. It seems to have turned a serious issue into not so serious entertainment.

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Have you read Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Unfortunate Events"? What did you think of them? I've read all but the last, which I started but got lazy and didn't feel like finishing. I think they're just brilliant. Lemony Snicket is a genius. I'm jealous of the man.

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What is missing from hollywood movies today? Cigarettes.

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Have you ever felt that you should just quit AB? Many many times. Of course, right when I say "That's it, no more Answerbag!" I'm back within a matter of days, or even hours.

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What's the *Least* flattering picture of yourself you've ever seen? Care to post it? I've thrown all unflattering pictures of me away, so no, I can't and would never post such a picture. But I can say most of them involved bad lighting and large dark circles under my eyes. Damn dark circles.

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Do you classify yourself as a woman, lady, child, or girl? Man, boy, child? Like the No Doubt song says- "I'm just a girl".

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Who want's to join me flying up with a rocket to the Rainbow? Reminds me of the Magical Mystery Tour. I didn't like that album very much, so no. I'm afraid I won't be joining you.

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Is your life a mess? Nah, it's just empty and meaningless.

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Honestly, what was the last thing you did that you shouldn't have? I took a magazine from the library that I wasn't supposed to.

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Are there any celebrities that you actually enjoy hearing gossip about? No. I'd rather read an interview with a celebrity I like than gossip. Whenever someone I like gets put in one of those gossip rags, like People or Star, it nauseates me. Amy Winehouse has lost so much appeal with me ever since she ended up in those.

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What is Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder? Vacuuming. I go a little crazy when the carpets not vacuumed. My room's always has perfect carpet no matter what condition the rest of the house may be in. Once I took a lint roller to it because I felt it wasn't clean enough. I used the whole roll.

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How do you clean your computer? With three things: spit, the end of my shirt, and one good hand. It's very lady like of me.

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What is a website that you go to everytime you get on a computer? Yahoomail and maybe Answerbag or rateyourmusic.

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Does God really hate cowards? No. He does, however, hate cows.

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What do you think of when you think of Wales? Moby Dick. Oh wait, you don't mean those kind of "Wales", do you?

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Should the paparazzi leave Prince William and Kate Middleton alone? The paparazzi should leave a lot of people alone. Especially the ones of little entertainment value.

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Guys: Why is most of the graffiti on men's washroom walls always so mean, bitter, and antagonistic to other guys? Do you find that disheartening? It is? I didn't know that, then again I usually stay in the girls bathroom seeing as I am one. You should see our wall's, pall! Have you ever read "Stacy is a fucking bitch whore cunt" on the wall of a men's stall?

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Have you ever seen people's faces in your dreams that you have never seen before in your life? I don't really see faces in my dreams, I just kind of know who someone is, or maybe get a pair of lips or a nose. Such a thing is impossible anyway- to see faces you've never seen. Dreams are built of images from real life pieced together. You can see a mixture of different faces from the past, or even the face of a person you once saw in a crowd that floated into your subconscious,...

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What is the worst/funniest insult you have received on AB? The first and worst insult I can remember receiving on Answerbag was "bitch". I've received others but can't quite remember them. There was something about being insane, something about being incompetent, something about being cynical, and so on and so forth...

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I've heard people voice the opinion that the word "slut" is a word used to describe women with the same sexual habits as men. Do you agree or disagree, and why? I agree. Ever since I've been able to understand what a "slut" supposedly is, I've felt that way. I thought, and think, the whole orderly is more than a little unfair. That's why I like to refer to only men as sluts. I mean it in a half joking way, but when I get down to it it's more than a joke.

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Do you ever feel like the whole world is against you? Only when the paranoia sets in.

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Should we start an Answerbag category to memorialize or eulogize Baggers who have passed away? The whole Blank Savage thing made me think of it. Perhaps. If not a category, something. Personally I'd like to dedicate these lyrics to all Answerbaggers of yesteryear: Late afternoon, dreaming hotel We just had the quarrel that sent you away. I was looking for you, are you gone gone ? Called you on the phone, another dimension. Well, you never returned, oh you know what I mean. I went looking for you, are you gone, gone ? ...

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When was the last time you bought a book? I'm so glad you asked, I've been waiting to pontificate on the subject, for not just last week my library had a book sale and I got 14 books for less than 14 dollars. OH JOY!! To name a few- Nadar/Warhol: Paris/New York, Girl, Interrupted, Poetry and Life Allen Ginsberg: A Narrative Poem, and Edward Hopper...

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What would you never let technology replace? My soul. It's too sexy.

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What's the most random sentence you can think of at the moment? If I was a dog, I'd hump Anthony Bourdain's leg.

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How many of you have no life and just sit around and ask dumb questions all day?? (I can't wait to read all of the mean answers) True, I don't have a life, but I haven't been able to come up with any dumb questions lately. Dumb questions used to be a specialty of mine, which makes me all the more pathetic.

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What does Alternative Music mean to you in your own words? Nickelback.

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Did anyone else see that episode of Goodnight Sweetheart where the main character did a rendition of the The Smiths's "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now"? No, but I have watched "Goodnight Sweetheart" and listened to "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now" on separate occasions. Does that count?

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What are some unusual or frankly weird hobbies? (Feel free to make something up.) Cannibalism.

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Who do you look like more.. mom or dad? Neither. That's why I'm convinced I was given up for adoption. I like to think my real parents are French aristocrats.

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Who is your fashion icon? Edie Sedgwick and the character Satine, from Moulin Rouge. Patti Smith, Sid Vicious and Andy Warhol also bring inspiration style wise, but I wouldn't necessarily call them "fashion icons" of mine. Edie and Satine below:

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How much does a short haircut effect the attention a woman receives from men? A few months ago I cut my hair in a short style- it went from reaching my mid back to my mid neck. I can't say that guys have looked at me differently but girls have... butch girls... if you get my drift.

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Which sport do you play regularly without fail? I didn't know you could please a sport. How dirty. Edit: I see you changed "please" to "play". How boring.

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Wanna buy a monkey? Yes.

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Do you enjoy painting creative pictures? No. Just uncreative ones.

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Is there anyway to communicate with your AB friends outside of the comment world? I use telepathy... and e-mail.

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Were you ever interested in Harry Potter? Only for the first 12 pages.

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Which character from The Wizard of Oz are you most like? The blue-faced flying monkeys that aid the Wicked Witch of the West.

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Do you fear God more than you love God? I find him sexy more than anything.

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Ladies, would you carry my Luis Vuitton bag if we went shopping together? No. I'd hump it aggressively.

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Do you ever just have one of those days something's bothering you, and you really aren't sure what it is, but you don't feel like you belong anywhere all of a sudden? Yes. That's generally called "angst".

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Do you like King of the Hill? It kinda stands out for me - it has a rather dry wit for something that's set in Texas. Yes. Who doesn't? Even Johnny Depp likes it. (He voiced a yoga instructor in one episode.) I'm smitten with Dale Gribble. It's probably strange that I find a cartoon character attractive, but old men that smoke excessively and are bald always do something for me.

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If you could date a famous rock musician, who would you choose? Bob Dylan and Karen O. It'd be a wonderful trio.

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Do you like cat power? Yes. I especially like the song "Hate".

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Do you know which two people/characters Johnny Depp used to create Captain Jack Sparrow? Yes. It was Beatrice Arthur and Betty White- two of the four Golden Girls.

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How is your day? Bleak.

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Apple or Rubarb pie? Rhubarb. I'm addicted to rhubarb. I love rhubarb. If rhubarb was in tablet form I would crush it and snort it.

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Does anyone else think Greenday seriously misinterpreted (Almost completely reversed, in fact) the basic sentiment behind John Lennon's song Working Class Hero in their cover version? Yes. It was nicely performed and the song itself is brilliant but the added commentary about Sudan just doesn't mesh. You could even call it demeaning. They try to relate the struggles in Darfur, such as genocide, with the struggles of a certain working class. And while the term "working class" is controversial, you get a pretty good idea from the context that the situation...

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What did you think of "The Lovely Bones"? I really enjoyed it. I never planned on reading it. My sister just happened to bring it home one day, I picked it up and couldn't put it down. To say the least, it was entertaining. I can't wait for Peter Jackson's film adaptation.

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Who is your favorite Kennedy? All of the members of The Dead Kennedys.

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Do you think that Leonard Cohen should get a life time award for writing the world's most depressing songs for 5 decades? No. Leonard Cohen doesn't want a trophy to stuff up the hole in culture. He wants absolute control over every living soul! He wants crack and anal sex! Christ or Hiroshima! The Berlin wall! Stalin and St Paul! Now lie beside me, baby, that's an order... And the ranting subsides.

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When you think of when you think of Portland, Oregon? Marijuana.

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Can you name me a song with a animal in the title? Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat by Bob Dylan.

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Can a strange or weird birth name harm your child? Possibly. I once knew a girl who's name was Rainy. She was always sad.

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What in the world is this? See pictures in my answer!!!! It's a marijuana joint the flies.

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My girlfriend has proclaimed herself to be an Answerbag widow due to the "crazy" amount of time I spend on here, oh what to do? Make her join in.

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What rank do you or did you consider yourself to be in high school? ex. normal, prep, nerd, or what? I was the blue-faced flying monkey on downers.

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How come I'm not surprised that Owen Wilson attempted suicide? I don't know. His work with Wes Anderson has always been rather gloomy. One of his movies with Wes, The Royal Tenenbaums, even features a suicide attempt. I'm not saying this means anything.

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When was the last time you stayed up all night? I woke up around 7:00 last night. I'm still up, it's 11:01am. Impressive, yes?

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What is your perception of NAMBLA? I've thought about this for a couple of hours now. I've done some research. I've read articles against it and articles for it. I researched NAMBLA members and supporters. It still requires some thought but so far I've concluded that I'm not for it and I'm not completely against it. I don't think all of it's members and supporters should die a horrible...

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Could it be that all religions are one path to the same source, and that none is greater than the other? Yes. Just like it's possible that Jesus is the son of God and just like it's possible that there is a God. But it's also possible that there is no God. Or that they're are two Gods or ten Gods. No one *really* knows.

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What's your favourite song about casual drug use? Black Tongue by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs and Cheat by the Clash. Although both songs are not solely about drug use. They're also about sex and crime.

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What was the last present you received? The Don McLean record, American Pie.

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Whats the most interesting thing you saw today Benicio Del Toro in the bathtub, surrounded by floating grapefruit skin, ranting about the song White Rabbit. Too bad it was only in a movie.

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What is your favourite Radiohead song? Talk Show Host. It's a rare song but it really has to be the best Radiohead song I've ever heard.

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What is your favorite song by The Smiths? Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now.

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Has becoming a regular ABer made you a better person? How? PS I think it did for me, thanks AB! Well, I have noticed that when I'm away from Answerbag for a considerable amount of time my grammar and spelling go downhill and I've cut back on the late night infomercials. So... I suppose.

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Whats the value of love? Sex? And maybe a few Beatles songs. I really can't stand "All You Need Is Love".

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Do you believe the school system is actually not teaching our children? Not very well. That's why I've taken up "unschooling." It deals with the very subject of this question. "The schools want to see children in pursuit of knowledge, but the schools want them to pursue mainly the school's knowledge and devote twelve years of life to doing so." http://www.naturalchild.org/guest/earl_stevens.html

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Do we have a need to evolve anymore? Yes. If we didn't then how would you explain the unnecessary pinky toe?

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Is a friend in need a friend indeed, or is a freind with weed better? A friend with *speed* is better.

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Do you like the movie 'fight club'? why or why not Fight Club is one of my favorite movies. I like the book and find the movie just as good. Where can I begin to explain "why"- I like it's nihilistic message, the cinematography, the suspense, the acting, even the voice over is impressive. Oh, and Marla Singer is hot.

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Would you wear a kilt? Yes. I find kilts to be very punk rock.

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Do you like all shades of your favorite color? Ex. If your fave color is blue, do you like all shades of blue? Yes. I like all 811 shades of black.

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Have you ever shoplifted? If you have, did you get caught? I once stole salt and pepper shakers from a restaurant. I didn't get caught, I think it would be hard to. And I didn't steal them just for the hell of it either, I really needed those salt and pepper shakers. Really.

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Whats the true color of Gerard Ways eyes? just wanna know Black... like Satan's... like the Satan of Bad Music.

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What musical instrument is most annoying in your opinion? While I think it does wonders for certain songs, I find that the synthesizer cheeses up a lot of good music. I would probably like Bruce Springsteen and Depeche Mode a lot more if they toned down the synths. I would probably like the '80s a lot more if the toned down the synths for that matter.

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If you could live in a world portrayed either by a book or a movie...where would you live? I'd like to live in the old romanticized Manhattan as portrayed in Woody Allen's movie, Manhattan. It's not very fantasy like, I know, but I think a fantasy is a place you visit and not a place you live. That's why everything is better in Manhattan- the scenery is black and white, like in an old movie, the buildings are tall, and the sky is something to search for.

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What is FreeBagging? I don't know about what everyone else is saying but my understanding of "Free Bagging" is bagging while listening to Free Bird by Lynyrd Synyrd and periodically flailing your arms to imitate a bird.

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Do you think the "Hitler Mustache" will ever make a comeback. Only when Hitler himself comes back into style.

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Any thoughts on Allen Ginsberg? When I think Allen Ginsberg I laugh... "The nose is holy! The tongue and cock and hand and asshole holy!" ...Isn't that funny?

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Would you care if Britney Spears ever recorded another record? I hope and pray she doesn't. Just like I hope and pray Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton never record another record.

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Do you confirm friend request by people you don't know? No. Should I?

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What's your favorite song by Blondie? I like "Rip Her To Shreds" and "X-Offender" personally.

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Did Patti Smith sing backing vocals on the song E-Bow the Letter, by R.E.M.? It sure sounds like her to me, but that could just be my imagination. According to my research, yes.

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What is your favorite 70's Punk tune and why? As of now it's "Typical Girls" by the Slits, but it changes frequently. As for "why?" Why not?

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Have you ever been to San Francisco, CA (US)? If you have, have you ever actually seen anyone eat Rice-a-Roni? No and no. But if you like when I visit San Francisco I'll be sure to eat some while riding a cable car. I promise.

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Who ever is reading this do you live in Laredo,Texas? No. But I do live in Garland, Texas. Would you like me to stop by?

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What is your biggest disappointment in life I find life itself rather disappointing.

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Who can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile? Mary Tyler Moore?

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What is your favorite music genre? Punk rock and new wave, obviously.

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Was Picasso a great artist or a clever con-man? I'm going with great artist. Even if he was in it for the money, which I doubt, or you don't find his work appealing, he created something new. That in itself is an incredible achievment.

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How many cd's do you own and what kind of music do you like the most? I only have 27. Now that's depressing. I like punk rock and female vocalists best but I'm up for a little of everything. Here's my entire collection: http://rateyourmusic.com/~heart_of_stone

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Led Zeppelin: Greatest band ever, or overrated? Neither. Zeppelin is a bustle in my hedgerow.

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What is the first thing you would do if you were all alone in a known haunted place, and you heard a very loud crash in the room next door to you that you know is empty of both humans and furniture? Close my eyes and think of England.

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If you could destroy one popular band /singer, which would you choose? Fall Out Boy, Nickelback or the Fray.

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Who do you think is the best comedian/comedienne of all time? Either George Carlin or Woody Allen. Woody Allen is a stud muffin.

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Have you ever seen anyone walk on water.... (Not talking ice) If so, do you mind sharing? I once saw Bob Dylan walk on water. Then I accepted him as my lord and saviour and bought "Blonde on Blonde."

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When Conan replaces Leno, who should replace Conan at the Late Night spot? Conan's clone, obviously. No one else can take the place of Conan but Conan. All hail Conan!

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What particular type of dance do you enjoy doing or watching? Have you ever taken a dance class? I took ballet very briefly years ago. I can't even remember it. But that's another story. I like the quirky dances of the sixties, like the Mashed Potato, the Monkey and the Twist. Although I usually just take to jumping around like a maniac and call it dancing.

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What's your favorite easy-read book? No serious thinking stuff, just something fun! The Bible.

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What's your favorite movie base on a Stephen King book? Misery. "My ceramic penguin always faces due south."

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What's your favourite Andy Warhol? The purple electric chair.

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Who is the best artists of the 2000's? I don't know about "best" but my favorite contemporary visual artist is the figure painter Malcolm T. Liepke. Micheal Kalish is also rather popular with his license plate pop art.

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What is your favorite Metal music? and what is your favorite metal group? When it comes to metal I'm a fan of early Black Sabbath and early Black Sabbath only. Why listen to metal when you have punk rock?

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Do you ever have illicit sexual fantasies? No. Just the normal ones involving sand dunes and cactus.

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Would life just be better without 'pubique' hair? I like a little foliage, personally.

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How much pubique hair is too much pubique hair? If it starts to tickle your nose I'd say it's a bit much.

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What is the most sexually sensitive area on your body? Mine is my back... The cerebellum.

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In Proverbs 13:24, is the word "rod" a phallic euphemism? You mean it's possible that it's not a phallic euphemism? Well, the Bible has just become that much less arousing. Back to the cheesy soft porn novels for me.

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What is your favorite saying? "You're the boss, applesauce" and "fuck me gently with a chainsaw."

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Who is the hottest female not to come out the closet? Anne Coulter.

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If you could pick the King of Rock & Roll, who would you pick? What about a Queen of Rock & Roll? I vote Patti Smith as Queen and Bob Dylan as King.

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Are you embarrassed by anyone in your family? Yes, but on a purely superficial level.

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My neighbor stopped by while i was raking my yard, we talked for awhile, before he left he said " I could drink your bath water" What the heck does that mean? Sounds like a serial killer. I would get new locks.

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Do you like eating things that take a long time such as sunflower seeds, artichokes, shellfish and pomegranates? Those are probably some of my favorite foods. Although I'll admit, I prefer them fed to me with a golden spoon.

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What is the most vicious crime known to man? Jaywalking.

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What kind of people do you dislike? People who like the band ABBA. These kind of people fit a specific personality group. They're all the same. They work for the devil. EVIL! Evil I tell you!!

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Which version of "Hairspray" do you like best; the John Waters version or the newest one? While I have yet to see the new one I'm anticipating something less fabulous than the original. I mean, who does John Travolta think he is? No one can take the place of Divine. And Michelle Pfeiffer is no Blondie.

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How are the dandy warhols so good? Besides their clever name and the song "Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth" I didn't know that the Dandy Warhols were any good.

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What word ryhmes with your name? Banana.

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My helper monkey just sits and stares at my lava lamp all day, what should i do? Stop giving him marijuana.

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What is your favorite new band? Well, they're not exactly new but I really love the Yeah Yeah Yeahs with a passion.

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For those of you who are Jazz afficionados, especially with respect to female jazz vocalists, I say Ella Fitzgerald is the best ever! Who gets your vote? I'm a Billie Holiday fan myself. While I like Ella, I think, compared to Billie, she's soulless- empty. She sang songs about heartbreak put she didn't sound heartbroken. And that's another thing, she's always whining about men. As if men are the only things to be blue about.

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Do you like Tori Amos? Do you have a favourite song of hers? I like her enough, but I have to admit, I find her voice just slightly annoying. My favorite songs of hers are "Crucify" and "Leather". I also really like the chanting at the end of "Little Earthquakes".

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Do you think there will ever be a new style of music, or has every possible style been covered. ( Rap, reggae , Country, etc.) What do you call emo? It may, by definition, blow but it's still a new musical genre. And hey, if we get desperate we can always merge nu metal with country. That one hasn't been done yet.

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Does anyone really LIKE oil on velvet paintings of Elvis? What about of Matadors? While I've never been partial to Elvis or Matadors I'm a great fan of black velvet paintings. They're so cheesy they're good.

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Is Patti Smith an Atheist? She seems to have gone through many phases religiously. But to answer you're question, no. In an interview in 96 this is what she had to say: TG: What's the nature of your faith now? Are you in an organized religion? PS: Oh no. No. [Laughs.] Not at all. I just, I say my prayers and, and, continue, my studies but I basically, for me I don't really prescribe or need a...

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What is your favorite song by the Ramones? "Teenage Lobotomy" closely followed by "Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue", "Pinhead", "Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment", and "I Wanna Be Sedated".

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What did you do today? I adapted a beatnik persona and called a girl named Mona. See, I can rhyme persona and Mona. I'm a bongo banging, bong hitting, genius. Genius and penis rhythm. I'm all out of time. DIME!

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Who likes to dance to Techno? I know I certainly do! The only use of techno is to dance strangely to. So yes, in the privacy of my own home and room I dance to techno with the door locked as to not embarrass myself.

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What was the first word you remember learning to spell? (mine was chocolate for obvious reasons) "Cat", followed by "sat" and the like.

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Did you get your wisdom teeth out? How old where you? I had them taken out when I was fourteen. It was a hellish experience. I was pumped full of downers, drooling cups full of blood and couldn't talk, which meant I couldn't complain to anybody about it.

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How often do you floss? Three times a year. Impressive, yes?

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Are you and your neighbor friends? We were mortal enemies... until all of them moved out. Seriously.

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What was the last non-fiction book that you have read? Edie: An American Biography.

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Woo! We can add friends! I think this is awesome what do you think? It makes me want to jump off of a building... a very very tall building.

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If you were a thesaurus, what would be another word for love? Monkey.

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What do you really suck at? Existing.

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Toads or Frogs? Frogs. My stuffed frog, Puddles, would be very disappionted if I said differently.

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What's on your TV/Radio/MP3 Player/whatever right now? E! True Hollywood Story: The Osbournes. Why couldn't you catch me watching Nova or the Twilight Zone?

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What is your mission in life? To exploit my fabulousness. Isn't that everyone's mission in life?

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What type of humour do you enjoy most? Dark and self-deprecating.

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Are children who enjoy spinning around to get dizzy more susceptible to addiction later in life? I never thought of it, but it makes sense. Imagine spinning around on speed.

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Would you kill a pedophile if you had the chance? What's worse, being a pedophile or a murderer? That's a NO!

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If a runner standing on first base is hit by a batted ball, what is the correct call? No. He's touching the base, he's safe. Hey! The question was changed and I'm the one that gets downrated! Thanks a lot!

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If you found out your mother was pregnant today, what would you do? Flash an evil smirk and start planning it's future as a mini-me.

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Do Americans actually know who David Beckham is, and why all the fuss is being made of him? He's extremely popular over here. Him and his wife are splattered all over celebrity "news". The only conclusion I can draw as to why he's so popular is because of his soccer career, his famous Spice Girl wife and his ravishing looks.

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Whats the longest you have kept a secret? Nine years. I slipped up not long ago and told it. I just had to get it off my chest.

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What is/was your favourite Bruce Springstein track?. "The River".

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Why in Archie comics is every statement (other than questions) followed by a exclamation point? Contrary to popular belief Archie and Gang are all flaming homosexuals. You know those queers! Such drama queens!

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How does someone change the world? Grow a funny mustache and commit genocide.

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Which freedom do you value most? The Freedom to be Fabulous.

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What are some good songs to listen to when you're angry? "Shitlist" by L7 "Sleep to Dream" by Fiona Apple "Positively 4th Street" by Bob Dylan "No Feelings" by the Sex Pistols "Not My Idea" by Garbage "Rape Me" by Nirvana

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If you had absolutely no clothes in the house, what household items would you use to cover yourself so you could go out and get some? (Extra points for creativity) Aluminum foil.

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What song gives you "the feeling"? After listening to Patti Smith's "Birdland" for the fourth time I felt I was undergoing a full-body orgasm. It was so powerful the first three times that I didn't even know what was happening to me. Does that constitute as "the feeling"? Here's the song, a bit long but worth every orgasmic minute:

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What is the most gruesome movie you have ever seen? Under the Tuscan Sun.

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Do you think we could all write a best-seller? One line each... lets go! " It was a hot day and the ...." ... Golly gee willikers, it's the sinister blue-faced flying monkeys and they're coming our way!

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In life we all have leaders. What leadership trait do you most appreciate? I think a leader who can whip you while wearing pink fuzzy handcuffs is top rate.

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What is the most beautiful scene u have ever seen? The sight of a paper bag blowing in the wind... in the movie American beauty. Just kidding!

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Why do people say "am not being funny but...." or "to be honest with you" when they are clearly doing the opposite Three words- passive-aggressive bastard.

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Name everything that you are wearing right this second. Blue bell bottoms, a gray shirt dress thing, a white bandanna, a blue bra, and eyeglasses. It's my stay at home wear, not very glamorous.

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Do extra terrestrials really exhist? If so, why do they not make their presence known? Why do they not communicate with the people? Whay would it take for you to believe in their existence? No one knows. No one knows. No one knows. An anal probing.

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What is the purpose of dreaming? Is this helpful or hurtful? It's just something we have. Like Swedish pop music- we don't know why we have it it just is and it can be delightful or frightful.

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If you woke up tomorrow and found another set of eyes on the back of your head, what would you do? Say "cool" and go sunglasses shopping while the Twilight Zone theme song plays in the background foreboding something sinister!

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What is a recipe for the "trash can" at a trash can party? (one that actually tastes good)? Well assuming I know what you're talking about, I think throwing all of the contents of a banana split in there would be quite tasty.

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How can i overcome jealousy? i am so jealous of my sister at the moment it is ruining my life! It may sound corny but I like to read positive quotes about jealously whenever I'm jealous of anything. For instances, this quote from Baz Luhrmann's song always helps me: "Don't waste your life on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end it's only you with yourself." If that didn't work for you...

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If you were the first to spot a new star, in the heavens and you had the chance to name that star, what would you name it? Ruthanna, my name. What else?

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If you could say just one paragraph to sum up everything you do or ever could want to say in your life, what would it be? I'm made out of glue. I'm made out of glue. I'm made out of glue. I'm made out of glue. I'm made out of glue. I'm made out of glue. I'm made out of glue. I'm made out of glue. I'm made out of glue. I'm made out of glue. I'm made out of glue. I'm made out of glue.

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Are you currently in love? NO.

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Would you ever consider using aluminum foil for wallpaper? This is my first answer that was meant to be a comment, please forgive me and mark this answer as nonsense.

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I have inherited a stamp collection and have no idea what to do about finding if any are valuable. They have not been cared for other than taken off the envelopefrom othes. Some date back to 1934 and 1935. Most are US stamps and some foreign stamps. Your best bet is to buy a stamp cataloged and look up the value of each stamp. Of course this takes both time and money and chances are you won't find anything worth more than a few cents or a few dollars. On the upside they're neat to look at!

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Does anyone still use encyclopedias? There's still a set in my house which I use maybe a few times a year.

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What is a good way to forget about bad memories? Crack cocaine.

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How does one communicate with a teenybopper? "Wow!" "Excellent!" "You know, I never really think about it." "That's great." Besides that I hear the members of Fall Out Boy and their undergarments are big conversation pieces with the teenyboppers. The girls jab for hours and hours about Patrick Stump and his habit of going commando and Andy Hurley's fetish for wearing women's bras.

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Do you write notes in your books? No, I keep a notebook on the side for that. Strangely enough I actually enjoy used books that already have notes written in them. I think it's interesting.

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Has anyone ever mistaken you for a celebrity from front, side or back? No, but I was once mistaken for a fork.

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Do you think Reader's Digest is a good/helpful magazine? A lot more helpful than People, OK! and the Enquirer at least.

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Whats something that you've never seen, but would like to? A corpse.

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What is the name of the book closest to you On Bullshit by Frankfurt something or other..

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Why is your "type?" are there any stereotypes that you find particularly attractive? [like do you find the punk look hot?] Coincidentally I do like the punk type. It's not so much that I have a thing for short spiked up hair, ripped t-shirts and heroine tracks, as it is for the punk persona. But I will tell you boys in school uniforms have always done something for me.

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Are you a fan of Donald Trump --? Rich businessmen with giant egos and funny hair never appealed to me.

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What's your favorite song about a rock? Well it's not exactly all about a rock, but Regina Spektor's song "Ghost of Corporate Future" mentions licking a rock. Which I really like. "Maybe you should kiss someone nice, Or lick a rock, Or both."

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Who is your favourite photographer? Man Ray:

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Have you ever stayed awake to the wee hours of the morning reading a book because it couldn't be put down? Do you remember what book that was? I do this with most books, but one that stands out is All Alone in the Universe. It's perfect for a lonely depressing night.

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I bite the skin around my nails. People tend to think I'm biting my nails but I'm not. How can I stop this habit and does anyone else do it? I do this, although I am more of a nail person myself (they're chunkier). Your best bet is to wear a strait jacket.

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I believe that Van Gogh is the greatest painter to have lived, but I'm not sure how to justify that. Can anyone help? I think there's an indescribable quality to his work which is exactly why it's so great. You don't have to think about his work, you just appreciate it for what it is- pure beauty. Like you appreciate the sky or the ocean.

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How to play the cards right with a girl? That depends on what type of cards you want to play- Bridge? Poker? Go Fish perhaps?

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What poem affects you the most? by who? As of now Black Rook in Rainy Weather by Sylvia Plath. It's even in my profile.

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How many poetry books do you own? Only two- Elizabeth Barrett Browning's complete works and Shakespeare's sonnets. I have, however, collected late fees from the library on quite a few.

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Does anyone read Danielle Steel books? I hope not.

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It seems like girls would rather have a bad relationship than a good one. I have been trying to figure out why, and I think it is because they love all of the drama that a bad relationship can bring. What do you think? It's called self-destruction, assuming you're statement is in fact true.

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Criss Angel: Fake or the Real Deal? I'd go with... complete ass.

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What book made you change your outlook on everything? Well, The Bell Jar gave me an extensive suicide plan.

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Why do we have to appreciate art? So we can appreciate life. Life is art.

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What time do you quit Answerbagging and go to bed? I normally go to bed at noon.

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Whats the most romantic song you ever heard? "I Wanna Be Sedated" by the Ramones.

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Who do you think is the most famous person in the world right now that is in the gay closet? George Clooney.

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What can i do to make my guy go crazy! Threaten castration.

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Should "America the Beautiful" or "The Star Spangled Banner" be the national anthem of the United States of America? Neither. "This Land Is Your Land" should. I'll sign the petition.

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What is the strangest, best, most meaningful, or precious dream you have ever had? I once had a dream I gave birth to my already existing dog, except it was rainbow colored and fat. When I took it home my next door neighbor tried to purchase her from me. Talk about strange. I think it was a symptom of PMS.

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Who here Likes Green Day? They're one of the better bands out there there that claim to be punk. Compared to Blink 182, Simple Plan, Sum 41, and the like they're good. Right now I like their cover of John Lennon's "Working Class Hero".

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Is it true that Kathy Griffin is a devil worshiper? No, she's just incredibly annoying.

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Who is/was the best T.V. chef ever? Anthony Bourdain. Although I'll admit, not only do I say this because of his exceptional cooking skills but because I think he's a hottie. Sue me.

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What is your favorite weird food combination? Jalapeons on bread with cheese.

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In which movie you found brad pitt at his best? Fight Club. Before seeing it I didn't even like him. It opened my eyes to his genius, or his acting skills at least.

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Hypothetical situation: Paris Hilton 'finds God' in jail. She announces she's a Wiccan, cleans up her act, and starts talking about her new faith. Is there a sudden interest in Wicca, or does the world just blow her off and lose interest in her? Thirteen year old girls everywhere are asking their mommies- "Can I be Wiccan?"

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How many of the characters from Winnie the Pooh are edible? If anyone here knew anyhting about Winnie the Pooh they would know that none of the characters are edible. They're all stuffing and cloth that come alive only in Christopher Robin's mind when his schizophrenia acts up.

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How would you describe your perfect mate? A morph of Conan O'Brien, Anthony Bourdain, Bob Dylan, Sid Vicious, and Angelina Jolie:

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What's your favorite animal? Blue-faced flying monkeys. Why? Well, they're blue-faced, they can fly, they're monkeys, and they make a camio in the Wizard of Oz. What more can you ask for?

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How was Hemingway able to write complete novels in such a short time frame? He was obviously on speed.

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Whats the secret to success? Large breasts.

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You are in the sea, up to your neck. A huge fierce wave 6ft tall comes out of nowhere, no time to get out or back away- what should you do? Surrender yourself to death.

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Does the Pirates of the Caribbean Soundtrack turn you on? [Any of them.] No but Johnny Depp's breathing does, does that count?

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AAAaargh I have just found some grey hair on my head! Im only 32 ! Im devastated please console me... Have you got any? No, but I have a few purple hairs, and I'm only fifteen.

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Who is the scariest man on the face of the earth? Ann Coulter.

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Why Is Death Note So Amazing? (Ignore)

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What's the best advice you've ever gotten from a song? "Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn Suicide remarks are torn From the fool's gold mouthpiece The hollow horn plays wasted words Proves to warn That he not busy being born Is busy dying." From Bob Dylan's "It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding")

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Do you like that new commercial with Paul McCartney walking down a pyschodelic colored street? It would be OK if it wasn't accompanied by Paul McCartney's girlish voice.

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Would you like to shoot george.w.bush in his foot?? - with a spud gun? I'd rather lick his foot.

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If God had a favorite food, what would it be? Human, obviously.

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Sometimes I feel like the fridge is whispering to me. Is it trying to tell me something? It doesn't like how you've been spending all of your time with the microwave. It feels neglected and sexually frustrated.

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What is your natural hair color? Is your hair dyed right now? Naturally it's dirty blonde, now it's a blueish purple.

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How do you feel about Adam Ant? I just recently bought Friend or Foe, and I've only briefly listened to it. As of now I'm feeling OK about him.

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If you had $ 3.000.00 to spend would you go shopping or on a vacation? Well, shopping is included in a vacation , so vacation.

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If you could have the person you love, give you something, would you most want their: time, help, touch, words of encouragement or gifts; which one would you choose? Help.

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What do you do when you can't sleep? Write lots of dribble in my journal. Watch a movie. Read a book. Take a bath. Stare at the ceiling...

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Apparently I am low on zinc. What can I eat or drink that has lots of zinc? Drink blood out of a crystal goblet for a week. That'll clear things right up! Seriously though- Egg yolk is relatively high in zinc, as is Cheddar cheese. Cocoa, bran and wheat germ are high in zinc. Seeds, legumes, and peanuts. I stole that from this site- http://en.allexperts.com/.../...c-vegetarians.htm (Sorry for the dribble).

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What are the top ten deadliest animals in the world? The sinister blue-faced flying monkey of course!

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Have any guilty pleasures? Charmin toilet paper, that is if you really mean "quilty."

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An Andy Warhol painting sold for more than $71 million, more than quadrupling the previous top auction price for the pop artist's work. What do you think made the price go so high? See pic in answer. Well, this a late submission, but I don't care! Andy Warhol's work isn't necessarily about aesthetics or even ideas (some say the meaning of his work is to be meaningless). If anything this painting is a piece of history. Just because Andy touched it it means something. Why we're so fascinated with him, well, that's another story. Of course even $71 mil seems a more...

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Have you ever posted in AB anything you wish would sink without a trace..? Many, many times. My new dogma is: "Think before you post, Satine. Think before you post."

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What s do you think of arrogant people? Personally they don't really bother me. They tend to be clever, which is a plus anyway.

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You know you have bad allergies when...? You're allergic to allergy shots. I actually am.

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What is your current shoe brand?(the pair you wear most often) Doc Martens.

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How do you explainthe meaning for the phrase: "Nothing in one human body is foreign to the other." Sounds dirty.

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Why did Andy Warhol's world descend into madness in the mid-sixties? It was the sixties- what didn't descend into madness? There were too many drugs, too much sex, and too much too much!

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Which would win a battle of the bands Fall Out Boy or Gym Class Heroes or Linkin Park or Good Charlotte? Kurt Cobain is more likely to be resurrected before any one of those "bands" win anyhting to do with music.

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If you had to chose one, which would you choose: reincarnation, Summerlands, Heaven, Hell, or simply ceasing to exist? Ceasing to exist sounds fun.

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Which one looks better as a pirate Jonny Depp - Will Turner - or Will's Wife? I think Johnny, Keira and Orlando morphed into one makes the best looking pirate.

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Do you prefer coloured or white toilet roll? Scented or unscented? Colored? Scented? I've never heard of such craziness. I'll take standard, please.

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Regaring Alanis Morrisette's "Ironic", I think that rain on your wedding day is more foreshadowing than ironic. Which do you think it is and why? It's neither. The title "Ironic" is ironic seeing as the song isn't ironic at all! That's the point of the whole song... or so I think.

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What is the most ridiculous thing you have ever stolen? (If you're going to say youve never stolen anything, please keep it to yourself) Salt and pepper shakers from Spaghetti Warehouse.

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Are you able to separate the artist from the art, or does knowledge of the former affect your appreciation of the latter? Knowledge of the artist affects my appreciation of their art, definitely. Art isn't all aesthetics, it's an idea, and sometimes you have to understand the person behind that idea to fully appreciate their art. The life of an artist is art in itself as far as I'm concerned.

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Do you believe things happen for a reason,or just happen? As far as I'm concerned life is a random lottery of meaningless events.

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OMG!!!! I'm in love with a transsexual!!! How do I tell my friends and family!!! I'd throw a Rocky Horror Picture Show themed party and somewhere between doing the Time Warp and singing Don't Dream it- Be It announce it.

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What does it take to be a leader? Big black boots and a leather whip.

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How many years can some people exist, before they're allowed to be free? Bob Dylan has to die before any of us can be free.

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Do you have anything to celebrate today? No.

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Did Andy Warhol himself and his art epitomize American culture? I guess if you consider American culture to be an empty meaningless soup can, then yes.

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What do you think mobile phones will be like in five years time? In five years I predict all of us will BE mobile phones.

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Anyone know of any singers that sound like fiona apple kind of? Aimee Mann, Tori Amos, Cat Power, Regina Spektor, and Eisley are all similar.

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Do you wear sunglasses at night? Only when I want to look like an ass.

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Why are transsexuals so sexy...? I blame Tim Curry:

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What do you need to get done this weekend? I'm trying to get the whole existing thing accomplished, so far it's a bust.

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How friggin sweet are kings? Not as sweet as queens.

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What is it that you want to have but still do not have it? 500 billion dollars.

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If AB made a magazine and wanted members to write articles, what would you write about? Blue-faced flying monkeys.

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Has a magic trick ever given you the creep's, the willy's, or frightened you? Well, Chriss Angel's "magic" makes me laugh and fills me with sympathy.

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Im at school right now, where are you? God i sound like Big Brother... The Chelsea with a needle sticking out of my arm yelling "Sid!" Where else?

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Do you belive that you were something or someone else in another life? I'm still under the belief that I'm Edie Sedgwick, yes. Next week I'm going to be Nancy, as in Sid and Nancy.

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If a guy who normally flirts with all the other woman stutters and acts nervous around you, does that mean he likes you as more than a friend? I'd guess he has an active bladder that just happens to act up around this certain woman.

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If you decided to commit suicide would you say goodbye to your loved ones before you killed yourself? Yes. How else would they know what song to play at my funeral?

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Do you believe theres no such thing as a dumb question? No. Look at my profile- full of dumb questions!

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Is god gay? You've mistaken God with Jesus. Jesus was the one who licked the feet of twelve men, not God.

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Can something be more unique than something else that is also unique? Sure. For instance, orange hair is more unique than the already unique purple hair if you ask me.

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What is your favorite prime number? I like 23 I can't stand prime numbers. Prime numbers are the bain of my existence. I like to stick with the the number 2- nice and even and shiny.

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What is your favorite all time movie and why is it your favorite? Of now, in no particular order: - The Royal Tenenbaums - Almost Famous - Heavenly Creatures - Fight Club - The Hours - Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf (I just watched that one) - Vanilla Sky/Abres los Ojos - Dangerous Liaisons - Reality Bites - Trainspotting - The Wizard of Oz Technically that was eleven but I couldn't forget the Wizard of Oz.

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I'm having some love troble, are you? The love triangle between Joe Strummer, Karen O. and myself is having some complications yes.

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Is everybody here "cool"? No.

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Would anybody like to get with the king clique? Only if I get to be queen and rule over you.

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I'm having a pity party...care to join me? (There's punch and pie!) Only if you're playing Belle and Sebastian.

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What the hell are you lookin at? Someone who listens to Air Supply and doesn't know who Belle and Sebastian are. I feel sorry for you.

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What's your favorite Belle & Sebastian song? Thus far into my Belle & Sebastian listening it's "Beautiful".

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Are there some things about which you are not forthcoming on a regular basis such as political views, goals in life, your age or something else? Seeing as I'm not very forthcoming about it I'd rather not tell you.

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Do you celebrate Talk like a pirate day? No. The last thing I need to do is make more of an ass of myself.

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Would you like to have lifestyle in which only 4 days are working and 3 days are off? No, I prefer to have all of them off.

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Anyone on AB right now procrastinating over something that really needs to get done? Be honest... Sitting on my couch and fondling my remote.

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Is Jeans and a T Shirt considered to be the all American look? Yes, it's a shame too.

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Do you get downgraded for that? Yes, I do get downgraded for asking stupid questions lacking a subject.

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Would you rather be face to face with a T-Rex in the thick jungle or face to face wit a Crocodile in the middle of a lake? That's like asking a liberal "Would you rather be face to face with Ann Coulter in a thick jungle or face to face with Bill O'Reilly in the middle of a lake?" The answer is always going to be kill me now!

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Is there one infinate power in the world? If so, what is it? The Answerbag Mafia.

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What are you most passionate about? Art. This includes music, movies, visual art, ect.

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Would you ever sponsor a child from one of those commercials? No. My grandfather and dad did that once, separately. They were told they would each get a different child. A picture of the same kid came in the mail.

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What happens is one ding a ding dangs their dang a long ling long? Bill O'Reilly pole dances.

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Do you use your binoculars to spy on your neighbors? Of course not, I just peer through my blinds at them.

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Do you ever feel like you never going to find that special someone? I could care less about special someones, true loves and what have you.

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What the most effective way to GAIN weight for a teenager? Eat... food... a lot of it.

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Do you like Bill O'Rielly? He's OK. He makes the occasional ass of himself, but besides that I don't understand why he's hated so.

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Who else sees Kevin on every question they go to? Who's Kevin? I swear I don't know. Then again I'm not on here much and don't pay attention to usernames.

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What sounds so good right now...? An enema?

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If your singing a song right now, what is it? "I'm Sticking With You" by the Velvet Underground.

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What's your favourite Sonic Youth song? "Compilation Blues" I think.

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Why does My Chemical Romance have so many haters? Well, let's see: - Gerard Way's vocals are that of a prepubescent boy. - Their lyrics are puerile and relate mostly to angst ridden teenagers. - After changing their style from simple to garish many of their fans turned into "haters". - Those that like them use words like "hater". Thanks for the downrating! Whoever you are.

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What's the mark of a great journalist? One red covertible, lots of narcotics, and a good attorney.

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Can you say you have ever truly been in Love!? No, thank god.

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What would be the best present someone could give you right now? Painkillers.

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If you could induct a band or musician into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame (some band or musician who hasn't already been inducted), who would it be? For starters I think they should kick Billy Joel and the Bee Gees out. Nirvana must, and WILL be inducted. The Velvet Underground and Nico, not JUST the Velvet Underground should be inducted. I mean, come on, Nico was a defining part of the Velvets. In fact, I think Nico herself should be inducted. And how can I forget Belle and Sebastian and for christ's sake Iggy Pop!! Tom Waits too!...

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What does your shirt say right now? Finally I have a shirt that says something so I can post an answer to this. Yay! Of course seeing as this question has a million answers I sure nobody is going to read this which is why I'm shamelessly rambling right now. And who knows, I may have posted an answer for this question a long time ago... Anyway, it has KISS (as in the band on it) but below it I drew an arrow and wrote I HATE.

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Is anyone having apocalyptic dreams lately? Yes, actually. They're mostly weather related. I have a theory that Al Gore is brainwashing me while I sleep so I'll use one-ply toilet paper instead of two.

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What song best describes your day so far today? "Deadbeat Club" by the B-52'S.

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What do you find most annoying about yourself? I get jealous too easily.

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What prescription medication are you on? Lexapro, something else I should know the name of I don't because I'm very irresponsible which is one of the reasons I'm probably taking it in the first place, advair, and albuterol. Mind you, although I'm prescribed these I often forget to take them.

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Lets say I am psychic. What do you want to know about yourself? How will I die?

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What is your fave reality tv show? I like the series they occasionally air on PBS where a group of people are sent to live as if they were in a different era. My favorite being Colonial House. And although it's not exactly a reality show I must say I'm in love with Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, not to mention Anthony Bourdain himself.

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Who keeps you going? My friends at the record shop- Bob Dylan, Fiona Apple, the Clash...

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What's the first thing you think of in the morning? I skipped the whole sleep thing. Get back with me at 6pm and I'll tell you.

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What makes you just stop and think about? I like to stop and ask myself "Is Tom Cruise really God?" Lots of thinking going on there.

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What do you think is the grossest job a person can have? Mormon Missionary.

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What in the world ever became of sweet Jane? The Cowboy Junkies covered her. Rather well I might add.

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Who is the hottest witch on charmed? Rose McGowan of course. Shannen comes in second.

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Any Answerbag love stories? Me and satine are involved in a torrid affair.

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I'm giving AB the oppurtunity to name my new goldfish. Suggestions? Mister Hobblewobble the Hobbling and Wobbling fish.

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How did Gandalf the Grey come back as Gandalf the White? Gandalf the Grey put on his blue and yellow hat and became Gandalf the Blue then got killed by a green Dragon and came back to life as Gandalf the Black and died again in a tragic car accident, that's when Gandalf the Grey became Gandalf the White. Or maybe not.

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Doesn't AB infuriate you sometimes? Yes. I'm hypersensitive, most things infuriate me. Especially people, and AB is full of them.

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What problems (mental) can result from losing contact with friends, spending a lot of time at home, being 17 and never having had any physical contact with the opposite gender and wallowing about it? Well, I would be repeating what everyone else said if I listed the mental problems that can arise from it, so I'll just say death by fyling monkey and increase in musical taste.

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Do you how know to say anything in Spanish? Noches de Pasion con Senor Conan O'Brien. I consider that essential Spanish.

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Do you think music would be different today if Punk was never created? I can't even begin to tell you... Many famous and GOOD bands, not to mention genres were and are influenced by punk. Ever the dreadful emo culture has to give credit to glorious punk rock. And not only did punk change the face of music, it changed life as we know it, and I'm not being melodramatic here. You have to remember punk isn't just music, but many other things-...

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I feel the urge to go on a Hunter S. Thompson-esque adventure full of dangerous drugs, loud rock music, and highspeed drives through the desert in fast cars with no tops, who would like to be my attorney? As your attorney I advise you to hand me the mescaline, pronto!

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Can anyone disprove that I am not god? And, to clarify, I am only using the term 'god' as a term, not as in the Christan God or anything. We'll seeing as I'm God, and your only a no good impersonator, I could, but I'd rather not. Me and Satan are playing pool this afternoon and I have to sharpen up on my game. On a serious note though, I'd like to be the first one to say no. Not only can I not disprove your god, but I can't prove your God either, so don't expect me as one of your followers.

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How are you celebrating Cinco De Mayo today? Um, I have some frozen taquitos in the freezer I plan on heating up. But it's also my sister's birthday today so I'll be celebrating that.

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What's your favourite Bob Dylan lyric? I love "It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)" lyrically, but it's a bit long so I'll spare you. The segment below is one of my favorite parts of the song. "Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn Suicide remarks are torn From the fool's gold mouthpiece The hollow horn plays wasted words Proves to warn That he not busy being born Is busy...

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If you were the judge, what sentence would you have given Paris Hilton? She'd have to agree to stop making bad music or she'll be sent to her death.

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Are you afraid of Spiders or do you find them fascinating? Yes. They have lots of legs, I don't trust anything with that many legs. This is no joke, those legs are scary.

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Do you think Green? No, I think purple. It makes the tree hugging types mad, but what can I say? I really like purple.

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Why don't rolling stones, gather moss Because of the air and what not. Of course the real reason they gather no moss is because if they did we wouldn't have any cool sayings and life would be that much less interesting.

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Do you know anyone whom you sincerely wish you could hit over the head with a diamond as big as a brick? Conan O'Brien. I'd knock him unconscience drag him to my basement and when he comes to I'd make him tell me jokes until I get Triumph the Comic Insult Dog as payment to let Conan go.

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Are tall men preferable to small men? I would say no, because hobbits are very popular not to mention very cute.

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What is your favorite day of the week and why? Friaturday. It's that moment between Friday and Saturday when the Earth aligns with Neptune and all is right in the universe. Mind you, I have no idea what I'm talking about and I think I'm mad.

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Do you sometimes get the feeling that someone is spying on you? Only the flying monkeys...

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Would you want to live on an unhabited island with a 19 other people with no contact with the outside world? No. BUT if you change those 19 people to 19 volleyballs named Wilson, sure!

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Everybody is talking about flying monkeys in answerbag but what is is actually? I told you- I saw them on The Wizard of Oz, was impressed by their evilness and decided to hire them as hit men. Now they're after me because I refuse to pay them enough. I gave them pants and civilized them a little, but do they appreciate it? No. Not one bit.

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Can anybody tell me my given name? Betty? Veronica?

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Who is dummer??? Spongebob or Patrick? Garfield... Oops, did I say that out loud?

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What regret(s) do you hold in your heart? Hiring those damn flying monkeys to carry out my dirty business. Never trust a flying monkey!

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Any one else in a sarcastic mood today? No. Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit reserved for mangled sheep-biting fustilarians and odiferous half-faced moldwarps!

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Who has been/ and was disappointed after going to Disney World? All I have to say is- The Most Magical Place On Earth my ass. The rides stunk- those spinning tea cups aren't as fun as they look on TV and Cinderella was a total rip off.

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Do you think 2007 is an exiting time to live in? No. I blame the strict drug laws and Abbie Hoffman's death.

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Why is it that James Blunt, when singing 'You're Beautiful', sings 'My life is brilliant' twice? James Blunt is talentless and in DIRE need of a thesaurus- does that clear things up?

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I'm looking for new music. Suggest some awesome, lesser - known bands for me to listen to. All genres welcome. - Frida Hyvonen- A Swedish singer-songwriter that's kinda bluesy pop with a folk twist. - Eisley- An indie rock band that sort of reminds me of the band Sixpence None the Richer, whom I remember you saying you kind of liked once. - Antony & The Johnsons- A chamber pop group. I do not guarantee that you won't hate any of these.

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I love Jesus yes I do!! I love Jesus, How about you? I'm rather fond of his evil twin, Satan. How about you?

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What is the strangest thing you're allergic to? Allergy shots.

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Are there male angels? If not, is there a male version of an angel? According to the Bible angels are neither male nor female.

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Have you ever experienced food poisoning? If so, what did it feel like and did you have your stomach pumped? I had food poisioning once. There was no stomach pumping involved. I basically just sat on my bathroom floor for hours puking. And let's not forget the cramps. Oh! The Cramps!

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What would you attempt to do if you knew that you could not fail? World domination.

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Did you know you spend about a third of your life sleeping? Yes. Did you know that I just wasted a minute of my life answering this question?

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What is something that should never be attempted? Swedish pop music.

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Does your AB username reflect you personality well? I like to think I'm a worldly and beautiful courtesan who falls madly in love with a penniless Bohemian poet and tragically dies.

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Who is your favourite dancer? Ruthanna Boris, if only because we share the same name.

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What is your musical "guilty pleasure"? Enya. Please don't laugh.

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Can we ever stop asking questions about other users? It does not really add to the site in that it provides no-one with information, it just confirms the popularity contest that is happening right now. I think that's like saying why ask question like "What's your favorite color?" Which provides no one with anymore information than questions about other users do. Or perhaps we should stop asking questions like "What do you look like?" Which I would say also constitute as part of this "popularity contest." Maybe we should go as far as to wipe out the...

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Do you use curse words/foul language often? If so, why? More than most people. Personally I do it just for the hell of it.

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Do you know what "okra" is? and do you think its tasty? Fried, in soups, on salad, pickled, or alone I find it delicious. The okra is heavenly.

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What was the very first question (that was approved) posted to Answerbag? Why is Anthony Bourdain so irresistibly sexy? I swear I didn't peak, and I am 100% sure that's my first question! Do I win a prize?

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Do you think we are becoming a medication nation? Relying to much on chemicals substances to get through the day or night. Yes. And it's called Prozac Nation, get with it man.

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Do you feel happy when you receive comment from 'sages' and maestros(such as nevets and pattijo) No, it angers me.

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How much money do you think you are worth? Bill Gates- $40.7 bil, Oprah Winfrey- $1.4 bil, Satine- priceless.

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Is the move reign over me worht the nine dollars to go see? If Adam Sandler dressed as Bob Dylan meandering the streets of New York on a electric scooter is your kind of thing, then yes.

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Does anyone actually like Panic At The Disco? Yes, millions of high school students with poor taste love Panic! (that exclamation point is very annyoing) At the Disco.

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How many cavities do you have in your teeth? Estimate. Do you really want to know? All I can say is, more than ten. Although I do have nice teeth considering...

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Why is it that teenage girls have a fascination with putting the letter x after seemingly every other letter? (e.g. xrachxbabex) It marks them as emo. Apparently a large number of teenage girls are emo.

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What's your favourite part of the Lord of the Rings (book or movies)? wen everyone die EDIT: I love the whole scene beginning when the Fellowhip enter the woods of Lórien and Galadriel, The Lady of the Wood, sees the Fellowship off and into the river Auduin. I especially love when Galadriel tells Frodo to look into the mirror. The mirror that shows "things that were ...things that are ...and some things that have not yet come to pass." ...

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What if... Bill Gates never created Windows? I would be far more productive.

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Whats your favorite type of pasta? Rigatoni.

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Have you ever been all dressed up and looking your very best, but had absolutely nowhere to go or nothing to do? I just did that today. In fact I only get dressed up when I have nowhere to go and nothing to do. I used to come home from school and just play dress up for hours. It's kind of dopey now that I think about it.

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What image comes to mind when you hear the phrase, "In one ear and out the other"? That one episode of Leave It To Beaver.

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Do you feel like your opinion really matters on here, or are you just in it for the points? Yes MY opinion matters. As I say, everyone has a right to my opinion.

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Would you mind if a street performer pecked you on your lips without your consent? That depends- what does this street preformer look like?

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Does anyone think paula abdul is completely mental? I'd say sex deprived.

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What type of people do you get along with best? The ones with good taste in music.

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What is the meaning of life? I don't know and I don't care.

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Whats the worst thing about your state? Texas is too red for my taste, if you get what I mean.

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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say? ...losing those wars anyway, and all that was left was a deadly inflation, a starving... So says A People's History Of The United States

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What's something you buy frequently, but have decided not to purchase at Walmart? I refuse to purchase anything from Walmart. The world won't be destroyed on my watch.

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Have you heard the rumor that Walmart's pressure to make items ultra cheap forces candymakers to use lower quality nuts in their Walmart version candies (example: Peanut M&M's)? No, but I now realize Walmart's effort to over take the world has went as far as to ruin our candy, not to mention our lives. What will the bastards do next?

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What's your word of the day? Blasphemy. There seems to be lots of it going around.

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Do you like to work in clay? or have you ever made something from clay? Oh God, do I have a story for you- It was the winter of '06, I had just put the finishing touches on a masterpiece of epic proportion. It was a hand molded clay pot (I like to call her Sally) I was finishing as homework for art class. I slaved over Sally for hours. I even stayed up late in the night watching horrible music videos on VH1 for her. Then, came The Tragedy. I woke up in the...

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What is/was your favorite part about high school?(Why?) Well... there are the assholes, the assholes, and oh yeah, the assholes!! I'm afraid high school has no "favorites." In fact the words high school and favorite should never be placed in the same sentence.

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Which songs make you want to have sex with a guitar? My Sharona by The Knack. Although I've never wanted to have sex with a guitar...

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What's your favourite Iggy Pop song? I love "Search and Destroy" by Iggy and The Stooges, which is obvious, but it's the best. I've listened to The Weirdness, which wasn't that great. I haven't heard much of his solo stuff.

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Do we dream in color, or do we colorize dreams when we remember them? I don't ever remember having a dream that hasn't been in color. I thought everyone dreamed in color.

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Which movies had the best clothes in them? Moulin Rouge.

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What is the longest bus journey you have ever made? I once took a bus ride from Texas to Wisconsin and back again. I'm anti-bus because of it. Buses can be vile places.

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Do you think dinosaurs and dragons are just two ways of describing the same animal? No. Dragons breath fire, can fly, and guard large sums of gold coins and precious gems according to The Hobbit. Dinosaurs aren't half as fun.

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Which type of oranges are your favourite, most juciest etc? The Clementine Orange. I consider them the perfect orange- they're easy to peel, seedless, juicy, the perfect size, and I've never had a bad one.

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Is there a child in you? I hope not. My parents wouldn't be too happy about that.

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Do you judge people by the music that they listen too ? ... if so ... why? Of course I do! Music says a lot about a person. Let me take one look in your CD collection and I can tell you a lot about yourself. For starters, whether or not you have good taste.

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Are you a Nihilist or Anarchist? Explain. When I'm listening to Anarchy in the UK I like to think I'm an Anarchist, but then I settle down and screw my head back on. "I am an antichrist I am an anarchist Dont know what I want but I know how to get it..."

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Lucinda Williams says that the perfect man is a poet on a motorcycle. What do you think of this statement? Sounds good to me. Then again I am a teenage girl.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? Ruler of the world.

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Is it true that the KKK is re-gaining power and is coming back again? Can we do anything to stop this? Most KKK members today are ignorant red necks as far as I can see, so with that said I will continue to laugh my ass off.

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How would you feel about your child converting to another religion? My dad just likes to yell at me about it, tell me the devil is decieving me, says I'm becoming a Satanist, and refuses to let me listen to The Sex Pistols because apparently Johnny Rotten in possessed.

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If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? No one REALLY knows pal. Face it.

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Have you ever noticed anyone ever feeling pressured to be more beautiful? I would like to be prettier. I think everyone wants to look a little better at some point. Damn you Angelina Jolie, why do you make me feel so inferior?!

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Why are we told not to drink milk when we have a fever? Milk isn't good to drink when your sick in any way- it builds up phlegm.

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Do you sleep through the night? No. But I do sleep through half of my day.

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Have you ever seen a Bollywood movie? What did you thing of it? The start of one. I got a little disoriented with all of the glitter, lights, cheesy music, and funny dancing so I had to turn it off for my health.

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Whats your favorite theme park ride? Those swinging ships are my favorite. They give that thrilling sensation in your stomach.

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Do you tend to judge people by there looks? Or looks give you first impression about a person? All the time. There's no denying that one way or another. I don't try to to justify it either.

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Do Mormons consider websites like Answerbag to be a missionary tool? I think some use this site to voice their opinion on religion as much as you seem to. Don't call a kettle black, pot.

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What's your happiest memory involving a zoo? A bird once took a crap on me when I was eating lunch at a zoo on a field trip. Strangely the rest of my memories of zoos are much worse.

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Have you ever received a present that you really hated? What was it? I got a book from my aunt this past Christmas called God Thinks Your Wonderful. Which annoyed me seeing as I don't believe in God.

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What factors form a person's sense of style? My theory is it all comes down to how you feel about life. Look at the grunge style for instance- grunge is about an I don't care attitude. That attitude shows in their style: messy hair, ripped clothing, bulky sweaters... The same goes for punk style- punks are trying to get a message across and they do with bold clothing. There are endless examples. And like in life there are...

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Who wants to be a story writer when they grow up? I do! Yes, but I don't know how great I'd be at it. I think if your going to be a writer, be a great one or don't be one at all. I guess if I worked hard enough I could be great. I've had ideas...

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Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name? Jimbo.

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What's something you do well? I can draw well, which is something few know about.

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Do you think american people are too obssesed with the celebrities? No more obssesed with them than people have been with other "celebrities" (not that they called them celebrities), in the past- Kings, Queens, Princes, Princesses, Lords, Ladies, and so on were celebrities in their own right hundreds and thousands of years ago. Praised by some and hated by some just as much. People have always wanted others to look up to, what do you call God? I...

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Have you ever thought of something funny and started laughing out loud in the presence of others? Nope, only when I'm alone so no one else can deem me crazy.

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Are you a cat lady? No, they make me sneeze. However, I do like ceramic cats.

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What would a girl like you know about a guy like me? Your a closet homosexual torn between your Christian conservative beliefs and your sexual urges. You attend church every Sunday and Wednesday and the occasional Monday for pot luck. You idolize George Bush for, your words, not mine, his intelligence. You claim to be the #1 fan of American Idol. Your favorite contestant is Clay Aiken, whom your sexual fantasies usually center around. The only...

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Do you want to join my religion? If yes, Ill give more info. Sure, if you agree to join mine.

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Because of a fear of being miss-understood or avoiding an argument, has any one ever felt they can't express how they feel about someone or something? Why else would I have no friends? I just avoid talking altogether.

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Where's was the weirdest place you've ever been to? The mental hospital was pretty weird, with all the weirdos and such.

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Day to day (and on AB) are you trying to be nice or trying to be real? (Answers not limited to those choices but they do seem opposites.) Real usually over powers nice. I'm sure all of those I've offended would agree.

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Can you play any famous songs on an instrument you play? I can play most of Somewhere Over the Rainbow on piano, and the first few notes of Iron Man on guitar. Not that that's really considered playing.

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If I were to knock on your door and yell "I am satine the nutcase," what would you do? Say "Sorry, I already fill that position, and do a damn good job of it!" Then pull the pie I've been hiding behind my back and throw it in your face.

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If you could be any comic book superhero, which one would you choose to be? Catwoman. Just look at her.

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Is modern western society breeding a culture of nihilism? Yes, even though I find nihilism to be a silly belief, and yes, I said belief. I think it's due in major part to pop culture. The punk and grunge genres are all about nihilism. The popularity of this punk/grunge I don't care, nothing means anything attitude has no doubt spread nihilism. Now it's the "cool" thing to do.

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When was the last time you said,"I am sorry"? Why? About 20 minutes ago for insulting someone for making a joke about conservatives and their greed. Ooops, did I say greed, here goes another apology...

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Why? Why what? Why do cats meow? Why is the sun yellow? Why do birds sing? Why does the world go round? Why is gum chewy? Why are clowns so scary? Why is ice cold? Why does body odor stink? Why is blood red? Why do is love so lovely? Why do I have taste buds? Why is the ocean wet? Why are records round? Why is carpet called carpet? Why, why, why?

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Pink floyd's greatest song ever. Another Brick in the Wall. An obvious choice but it's an anthem for my life.

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Are you a fast walker or a slow walker? Slow. What can I say? I'm Texan.

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What word or phrase do you always say? Just for the hell of it.

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What would you be called if you had an obsession with bright colors? A hippy.

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My posterior is adorned with feathers. I have a rather long neck and quite a pointy nose. I am able to fly, yet I have no wings. What am I? Clearly on something or psychotic.

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Do all humans have a moral obligation to help the poor and oppressed? If your not counting the conservatives then yes.

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Why do they call it "reality shows" if they have absolutly nothing to do with reality? The media often call things what they're not. Just look at the people we call celebrities these days.

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What are you hiding from? God.

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Does *everyone* like asking rhetorical questions? I do, and I consider my way to be the way of everyone, so yes.

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If you could change your accent what kind of accent would you change to? How about a nice Greta Garbo accent.

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What if anything do you have in life that some people would consider a good thing, but that you don't particularly want? My family.

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Is it unhygenic to use someone else's toothbrush, even if the toothbrush has been thoroughly cleaned? You said thoroughly cleaned, so why not? I guess the idea is a bit of a turnoff, but I wouldn't say unhygenic.

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How many times a day do you look into the mirror? More than twice I can say that. I don't see how some people can only look in it twice a day. Every time I pass a mirror I look in it, I thought everyone did, it's the normal thing to do... right?

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Does your answerbag nickname backwards, have a significant meaning? Enitas- nothing there, although it could be the name of a Spanish restaurant.

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Why did Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear? Supposedly it had something to do with a prostitute. Although I believe all of the crazy things he did were due in part to the mercury and other chemicals in the paints he used. Mercury is know to make people a little crazy in the head.

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How long has it been since the last time you threw up? Sometime around Christmas.

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What would your Pirate name be? (It's the name of your middle name + your favorite color and your favorite fish) Renee Black Bora.

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If asked, "What is your greatest flaw?" at a job interview, what would you say? I tend to get angry and go postal on most people, so watch out.

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What color of shirt do you have the least of? I own no yellow, orange, or pink clothing.

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What is your favorite song by Queen? Besides the obvious Bohemian Rhapsody I'm going to have to say The Show Must Go On.

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What does the word "cool" mean to you? For a silly teenager, such as myself, it means leather, motorcycles, all forms of rock music (the Clash, Nirvana, the Sex Pistols, Patti Smith, the Velvet Underground), Gonzo, Anthony Bourdain, Doc Martens, books, and anything that goes against ABBA.

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Are there any Answerbaggers who don't come on as often as they used to, and who you particularly miss seeing around the site? Lady Fuschia, Some.random.person, Elitheeli, and Ptrask (although I've seen him around) are the only ones that come to mind.

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Do yuppies annoy/disgust you? As a person who's not above lables, realizes they exist, and therefore acknowledge them, yes, terribly so. They can take their Starbucks espresso, shiny Sedan, and Beatles Greatest Hits CD and be gone.

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Whats the most violent movie you have ever watched or known? Natural Born Killers. The title's proof enough. I recommend it to everyone. It has a great soundtrack, and can only be described as an LSD trip gone terribly, terribly right!

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Have you ever won any contest? My family once won a drawing for a trip to Disney World. That wasn't a pleasant experience. I also won twenty bucks and a ribbon in third grade for a story I wrote.

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What is one thing that you would like to do before you pass away? Finish Punk Diary: The Ultimate Trainspotter's Guide to Underground Rock, 1970-1982. That is one hell of a long book.

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Why do you think Archaeologists have not found "The Ark" yet? (It says in the Bible where the ark landed.) Possibly because such a thing never existed.

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Which "Pooh" character are you most like? I like to think I'm a mix of Eeyore and Tigger. I go from one extreme to the other.

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Who should be the new king of Rock And Roll I think instead of a king we should take a leap and just go for a queen. I'm thinking Sleater-Kinney's Carrie Brownstein should take the crown.

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What does your dream home look like? A purple wood paneled cottage with white trim and lots of pink roses in the front. Ivies would climb up the sides. It would have wooden floors, white marble countertops, antique hardware and lighting, a pedestal bathtub, and lots of fireplaces. It would be complete with fancy furniture, including a chaise lounge covered in velvet, a record player, and a library. The back would have a porch with...

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What's your favorite scary movie? Rosemary's Baby. Out of the newer ones I really like The Others and The Haunting- which is considered horribly bad to most, but I'm a sucker for fancy schmancy set design.

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What are your top five biggest fears? 1. ABBA 2. Micheal Bolton 3. The Starland Vocal Band 4. Billy Joel 5. All American Idol Contestants

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If you won a competition to choose any car in the world to be yours. What car would it be? A late Pontiac GTO in cherry red please. The ones all of the rock stars sing of.

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How did you get your most recent injury? I was ironing my jeans and I burnt my thumb.

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What is your favourite song by The Clash? "London Calling" and "Know Your Rights," which is an odd pick, but hey, I like it. "Should I Stay Or Should I Go" is nice to dance to though.

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Which cartoon dog is your favorite? Courage the Cowardly Dog of course.

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What was your initial impression when you first learnt of the concept of "God"? I was brainwashed and force feed the stuff from the beginning, so obviously, I believed he was real. I believed it all. And when I did start to question it I was told believing was about having faith. Faith for me now means blindly following.

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If I said celebrity what is the first celebrity that pops into your head? Paris Hilton. Which is a clear indicator that I've been brainwashed by the media.

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Does the Bible preach sexism? http://tinyurl.com/3dqrul http://tinyurl.com/2stwk9 http://tinyurl.com/34a5w2 http://tinyurl.com/3d4vpc http://tinyurl.com/2ru5cc http://tinyurl.com/35h9uo I've felt that way before. When I was a little girl, back in my Christian days, I couldn't help but feel God had a problem with women. It was one of the reasons I turned to Satanism for awhile. Satanism seemed to empower women. Not 100% sure of it now, but I can see what ya mean.

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Any thoughts on Patti Smith? She's a recent obsession of mine. I came to know her through Bob Dylan and Elizabeth Wurtzel, a fellow answerbag member even stirred my interest in her. At the moment I'm reading her unathorized biography. Her life interests me as much as her music. On that note, I haven't listened to too much of her music. I've heard a few songs, and I can't get enough of them....

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Now, be honest. What should you really be doing right now instead of being on AB? Sleeping or eating breakfast, after all, it is 6:00 in the morning.

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What was the last CD you purchased? I bought Joan Jett's Bad Reputation on LP two days ago. Does that count?

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Are you happy and at peace in your soul? Yes. Medication is a miracle. Now if only it didn't knock me out for 14 hours straight.

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How do you like your coffee in the morning? Cold, so I can gulp it down without burning my mouth. I usually just dump a bottle of instant into some coke. It's proved most effective at keeping me awake.

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What books, if any, are you currently reading? Bitch, by Elizabeth Wurtzel.

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Ladies have you ever seen your man cry?and what did you think? .

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Are you a gossip? I'm the farthest thing from a gossip. If I have one moral it's to never talk about people behind their backs. I learned that the hard way. God, when did I become so serious?

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If you could have anything named after you, what would you pick? An era.

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Is the Di Vinci Code right? Like I said before, are you on something?

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Hang on while i hide... right who's best - Jesus or Muhammed? Well, according to popular belief Bob Dylan is actually Jesus, so in that case Jesus please.

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If you dare to insult an american on this website will you be accused of racism and hunted down Saddam style? No. But if you ask questions about little people living in cupboards it will be assumed that your on something.

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If there were little people living in my cupboard how could they have lived there for 26 years without me finding out? Are you on something?

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What is your favorite season, and why? "Seasons in the Sun."

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Whats your favourite battle? "The Battle of Evermore."

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Where do you think God can be? He's under my bed most days.

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How will you define yourself? I don't define myself. I don't define anything. What exactly does define mean anyway?

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Have you ever seen god or atleast felt his presence? I once thought I felt his presence, but then I found out it was only the drugs.

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The Sex Pistols or The Clash? The Clash. I love The Sex Pistols, but The Clash were my first. I also find they have a lot of different stuff, whereas The Sex Pistols seem to stick with one sound. And "London Calling" is orgasmic.

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Who was the most evil person who ever lived? Judge Judy.

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What did Paul Simonon go on to do after The Clash broke up? Simonon formed a group called Havana 3am, mounted several art-gallery shows, contributed the cover for Jones' third BAD album, and is currently collaborating with other artists to form The Good, the Bad and the Queen. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Clash

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What are four musical genres that The Clash encompass? Punk, reggae, rockabilly, and jazz.

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Between what years were The Clash active? 1976 to 1986.

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Hunter Thompson fans- was it suicide, or was it murder? I forgot where I read it, maybe in a magazine, but he once said he made sure that under all circumstances he would be comfortable picking up a gun and ending it all, his life is a testimony to this.

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Is there anything that you've developed a new appreciation for recently? Sinead O'Connor, The Cowboy Junkies, Patti Smith; especially her song "Gloria," Dali, and the movie Trainspotting.

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What's your favourite kind of shoe? The original ass kicking Doc Martens. No Vans or Converses for me, just black Doc Martens please.

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What is your philosophy or that you follow? eg. mine is "nothing's good or bad, thinking makes it so" -Shakespear Everything's chance. Stuff happens, I don't try to make it happen, it just does or it doesn't.

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What is on your left? What is on your right? On my left there is a CD tower, a trash can, a dictionary, and a guitar. On my right is my sleeping brother and more crap.

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If you you had to describe yourself in three sentences, what would they be? The band The Clash is amazing! The Band The Clash is amazing! The band The Clash is amazing!

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What is the biggest misconception people have about you when they first see/meet you? Most people seem to think I do drugs. I swear, sometimes people just come up to me and TELL me I'm high. I don't go out in public high damn it!

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Were you born with a birthmark? I have one below my lip like Kim Cattrall's, if that constitutes as a birth mark.

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What is the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you in school? I once burst out in tears in Spanish class in 7th grade for no real reason. Everyone was staring at me. Of course the absolute MOST embarrassing thing that has happened to me at school is deathly embarrassing so I shall refrain from going there. Oh, the flashbacks!

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Do you like a little cheese in your potato? I hate cheeese- Billy Joel, Eddy Murphy movies, ABBA, Danelle Steel. I'm starting to feel queasy.

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Right now, what are you happy about? I acquired a new black sweater to add to my black sweater collection.

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Did you ever see a movie so bad that you actually walked out on it? What was it? No. I never, under any circumstance half-ass a movie like that. I even gave Chasing Amy a chance.

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Did you like the movie The Notebook? No! Mushy predictable love stories are NOT for me.

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What do you think about the art of Georgia O' Keeffe? Is, is that what I think it is? Oh God, I think it is. That's pretty much all I've ever thought of Georgia O'Keeffe.

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Are you really an expert in the catergories answerbag has allocated you to? Let us see- - Archie comics- I have read tons of Archie comics in my day. - Art- I like to think so at least. - Philosophers- Huh? - Punk Rock- You better belive I am! So, yes, most of them anyway.

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Do you get angry when you see someone driving while talking on a cellphone? A bit seeing as I was almost ran over by someone who was talking on their cell phone while driving. The bastard.

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How are you feeling? Fine, thank you.

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What are the all-time best songs to dance to (for you)? Make a list of five, please. Although I only dance in the privacy of my own home I do dance. So here ya go: - "Should I Stay or Should I Go" by The Clash - "Lust for Life" by Iggy Pop - "Local God" by Everclear - "Gloria" by Patti Sith - "Date with the Night" by The Yeah Yeah Yeahs Probably not your run-of-the-mill dancing songs, but my dancing isn't very...

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How do you look at your membership here at Answerbag? As something you do for yourself, for your own fulfillment and to get your opinion out, or more as a duty to be here and offer what hlep you can, or somehow else? A duty? Since when have I done something because it's a duty? And anyway, what advice could I possibly give that would actually be of any real help? None, that's right NONE. I tried helping someone before and I was laughed at and down rated. So, as I said, this is all for my pleasure. As everything I do is. Oh, and I have absolutely nothing better to do, let's not forget that...

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Have you destroyed anything before? I've decapitated many a bear in my day.

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Do you have any favorite protest songs? "London Calling" by The Clash. Which is also one of my favorite songs in general, if not my favorite.

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Is nevets actually MrMaxwell? No. I personally know MrMaxwell. He's a bastard- trust me.

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What is love for you? A four letter word.

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If you were to remove one book from our history forever, what book would it be and why? ABBA: The Book. I'm sorry, but there is no real value in that book at all. In fact I think selling it for $19.52 on Amazon should be considered a federal felony- it spreads the cheese.

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Is there someone famous that is considered beautiful, that you think is not? I never found Elizabeth Taylor very attractive, even in her younger years. In fact, I always thought she looked a little frumpy. Some say I'm crazy to think such a thing...

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What was your all time favorite television show theme somg? Gilmore Girls with Carol King's "Where You Lead."

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What is something good and bad at the same time? Sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll.

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What is your opinion on antidepressants, do they help people or are the over prescribed? Yes. They seem to be helping.... so far.

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Are tattoos a sin? I never saw that one in the Ten Commandments.

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Do you look like from your mother's side of the family, from your father's side of the family, or do you have no idea because you don't look like any of you relatives? No, not at all. My father has red hair and blue eyes. My mother has brown hair and brown eyes. I have blonde hair and green eyes. It's strange almost. Maybe I was adopted. That would be nice.

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Can you desribe you mother in one word? Mediocre.

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Are you watching the Oscars? No, but I can hear my family watching them in the other room.

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Van Gogh or Monet? Van Gogh. I find Monet to be very dull. He's good, no doubt, just not for me. Now Van Gogh is another story: all of his paintings are so vibrant and bold, even the gloomy depressing ones.

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Van Gogh or Monet? .

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What song has the most emotional impact on you whenever you hear it? As of now it has to be "Gloria" by Patti Smith. It's.... it's just AMAZING! When I hear it I'm like, now this, if nothing else, is a reason to live. This is what life's all about. I know, that sounds extreme, but this song's extreme. Here's the video, not the best of quality, but still amazing.

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What do you use most frequently to alter your mood? Prescription drugs.

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What is the shortest river in the world? The Roe River, which is only 200 feet (61 meters) long, according to my trusty little companion, Wikipedia.

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What do the locations of Disneyland (California) and Disney World (Florida) have in common? Both are of symbols of capitalist consumerism.

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Why does the average American believe every conspiracy theory that Hollywood likes to perpetuate.? Because the average American is an idiot. It's that simple.

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What is your favorite old time black and white movie? All About Eve, with my girl, Bette Davis. She's so deliciously bitchy in this movie.

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If the devil was MC-ing a cabaret style revue show in Hell, who would appear in it? All of the following seem to have cabaret and/or Hell down pretty well: - Anton LaVey, naturally. - Dita Von Teese. What's a cabaret without a little burlesque? - Liza Minnelli, of course. - Richard Hell, for the obvious reasons. - Dante, preforming stand-up. - La Goulue, Queen of Moulin Rouge. - Anne Boleyn. - And Jesus would make a guest appearance, for the sake of irony.

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Are you going to school tomorrow? No. I resigned.

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Who agrees that Green Day went too political on their album "American Idiot" and should go back to their old punk style, like on "Dookie"? The album as a whole could have used some variety, but I have to admit I do love the song "American Idiot" regardless. It just has a rawness, an undeniable energy, a message, and I feel, a true punk vibe. I'm not terribly fond of Green Day but I do have to say I just can't help liking the song "American Idiot." This album "Dookie" I'm not sure...

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Is Kylie Minogue famous in the USA? Somewhat. She's not Britney Spears or anything. She gained relative popularity in the US after being cast in a small role in Moulin Rouge, in fact that's the only reason I even recognize the name Kylie Minogue.

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Would anyone recommend trying Heroin? Sure, if you can manage to avoid ruining your life in the process, go right ahead!

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Do you get chavs in America? No one seems to get my chav-mocking sense of humour on this crazy site. Nope. Never heard of them.. or it. And according to Wikipedia chav is a mainly derogatory slang term in some parts of the United Kingdom.

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If you were so inclined, how would you rob a bank? How would you prepare? Tell me your plan. Water pistol in hand, Ronald Reagan mask in place, and Bozo the Clown wig secured to head. I run in yell loudly "This is a stick up! Get down or in the name of God I'll soak you all to oblivion!" I run over to the teller counter, where a welcome basket full of the oh so heavenly Dum Dum Lollipops reside, yell at the nice teller to empty every last one into my large burlap sack...

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I hate America! Good for you. Join the club! We have jackets!

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Do you think Stephen King is just a little crazy? That's called brilliance, my friend.

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Whats your favourite topping for a cake? Reefer.

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What lyrics from what song describe you best? "Sullen Girl" by Fiona Apple "Days like this, I don't know what to do with myself All day - and all night I wander the halls along the walls and under my breath I say to myself I need fuel - to take flight - And there's too much going on But it's calm under the waves, in the blue of my oblivion Under the waves in the blue of my oblivion Is...

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Bald Britney Spears- hot or not? Absolutely. You go Britney! This is the coolest thing she's done in years. Actually, it's probably the only cool thing she's ever done.

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Do you think Kirk Cameron is cute? Hypocritical, close-minded, judgmental, bigots are NOT attractive. But he does have nice skin.

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What's your favourite song intro ever? "The Tain" by The Decemberists. So simple, so raw, yet so chilling.

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What shoes are you wearing right now? My new black Doc Marten boots. They're my first Docs, I worship them.

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What age did you stop sleeping with stuffed animals? Around twelve, when I started cutting their heads off.

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Can you describe your father in one word? Christian.

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Have you ever performed on stage? Uh, yes, and that's all I'm saying.

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Since I'm from Oklahoma, do you automatically think I live on a farm? No. But I suspect you'd burn my Texas A&M sweatshirt.

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What is your favorite animated movie ever? Beauty and the Beast.

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What is the longest time you've stayed at an all you can eat buffet? Around three hours. Don't get me wrong, I'm no pig, my father was just having an in depth conversation about Jesus, or something equally inane, with my grandfather. People started to leave...

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When listening to music with a significant amount of screaming, does it pump you up or just annoy you? I have to admit I do like a little screaming in my music. As long as it's done with taste, of course. Now, let me take this moment to shamelessly promote The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and the their screaming manic, Karen O.

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What work of non-fiction has affected you the most? Prozac Nation by Elizabeth Wurtzel.

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What is your favorite Evanescence song? I generally hate Evanescene but their new song "Lithium" I like. I'm a sucker for songs about Lithium.

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Do you think there is a heaven really? Maybe... maybe not... probably not... I'm undecided.

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What's your song of the day? "Gloria" by Patti Smith. It's a recent discovery, and let me tell you, that song can only be described as orgasmic. So good... "Jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine meltin' in a pot of thieves wild card up my sleeve thick heart of stone my sins my own they belong to me, me..." GENIUS!

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Who is the most underrated actor or actress in your opinion? Helena Bonham Carter. She's played so many unique eccentric characters, that I just can't help loving, for years, but I never really knew who she was until recently.

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For the past year or so I've felt funny, and I think its gotten worse. I blow off all of my homework, I quit art, and I don't even like hanging out with my friends anymore. I don't think I'm depressed, but somethings up. How do I know if I have a problem? This definitly sounds like depression. I'd take care of it immediantely. Depression is a downward spiral: things are going to get worse and worse. You should get some help ASAP. Good luck.

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Do you wish to blame your hurt on me? Nah. And I'm a huge blamer, so consider yourself lucky: your one of the few people I don't blame my pain on.

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What do you look most forward to at christmas? The nervous breakdown.

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How trustworthy are you of these people (list in order): The pope, a drug dealer, a prison guard, an atheist, a christan, a black person, some random guy on AB. I trust blacks, atheists, Christians, and the pope all the same. On the other hand I have my suspisions about prison guards, random ABers, and drug dealers.

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What is your favorite summer activity? Locking myself indoors for long periods of time growing increasingly pale, Vitamin C deprived, and lonely.

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Does anyone else really dislike the band "My Chemical Romance"? It's more of a deep hate. The prepubescent voice of Gerard Way mixed with the amateur lyrics, pretentious theatrics, association with the emo culture, and popularity with high school kids everywhere are reason enough to hate anything.

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What is the most romantic gift a guy/girl can get you for valentines day? A large bottle of Prozac. So thoughtful...

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What are your thoughts on Bam Margera? I like Viva La Bam, it has a nice soundtrack. And his random acts of stupidity are impressive, very random, and very stupid.

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Are or Did You have a good Valentines day? Wow, today's Valentine's Day? I'm really out of touch. Well, the answer's no. I slept through half of it.

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If God showed up at your door..what would you do? Kick him in the crotch and tell him to go to Hell. Hey, you asked.

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Where do you answer bag? In my brother's room. In fact, as I type this my brother is sleeping and I'm trying to type as quietly as possible so I don't wake him and get a shoe to the head. It's a real pain. In times of desperation I'll walk to the library and use the computer there.

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What CD do you own that would surprise people? Tchaikovsky's Greatest Hits. I'm more of a punk rock gal, so Tchaikovsky is a real shocker.

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How much (or little) do you think a soul is worth? I sold mine for rock 'n' roll. So, about as much as that.

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My friends say that taking a bath is gross because your sitting in your own dirt. Do you agree? Think about it this way: You go swimming, don't you? Swimming is basically the same thing, your only wading around in who knows how many other people's dirt plus your own. So I guess if you have a problem with that...

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Do you pick up pennies on the floor or just stare and leave them there? Only the shiny ones. I can't resist their shiny lure. So shiny, so pretty.

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What weird things do you do with your food. I eat my fries from smallest to largest I take baths of champagne with Johnny Depp... or maybe that's Kate Moss.

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What is your most, absaloute favourite Greenday song?(my on is Holiday) "American Idiot" That song has a true punk vibe. The vibe of kicking its ass, whatever IT may be, tearing it to shreds, throwing it to the dogs, running over it, catching it on fire, spitting on it, and doing it all over again.

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Who is your favorite late night talk show host? Conan! All hail Conan and his glorious red hair!

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How many superlatives have made farewells since the ratings system was introduced? Let's see... - Ptrask, whom is very low pro these days. - Stableboy's still on of course, but less active it seems. - Lady Fuschia has been taking a break, but I have a feeling she'll be coming back. - Wendora left just recently. A lot of them are just a lot less active from what I've seen.

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What do you think is overrated? Life, just... because.

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Do you hate it when people whine about everything? No.

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Do you believe that deep down inside, everyone has a decent heart? I think it's the other way around, buddy.

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SUICIDE: Brave for taking the next step, or weak for letting it go? To assume either is sick. Your dealing with a dead person for Christ's sake and now your going to label them. I think I'm going to throw up. God, that is sick, just sick.

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What's your opinion of T.V evangelists? They scare me. Nuff said.

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What famous person do other people tell you that you most resemble? As of now probably a younger blonder Christina Ricci, whom I've been getting a lot lately.

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Who is your favourite movie charater of all time? Marla Singer from Fight Club.

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Are you a fan of Nina Simone? When and where did you become so? What is you favorite Nina Simone song? No. But I've been hearing a lot about her lately and have been thinking about looking into her. Maybe I'll become one now. Should I?

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Do you "believe" in love? No. Am I the only one?

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Would you die for someone? Sure. What do I have to lose but my life?

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Are you creative? Have you a lot of original creations? Share. No, sorry to disappiont. But I am terribly pessimistic, which is an art in it's self.

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What do you do when theres nothing else to do? Bang my head against the wall.

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Do you feel empty? What are you missing? Yes. At the moment I'm missing all of the following: - My mind. - A life. - Friends. - Money, not ot mention a job. - Talent. - Motivation. And the list goes on. I just seem to be missing the brains and energy to complete it.

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Is narcissism, or egocentrism the fuel that drives AB participation? Other theories welcome. People participate in AB for the simple fact that it's just another part of their tedious lives. There's a career, a family, a big television, washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Leisure wear and matching luggage. A three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fabrics. DIY and wondering who the f*ck you are on a Sunday morning. Sitting on that...

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What, if any is your favorite movie from the '80's? Dangerous Liaisons.

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What are you looking for? A cigarette would do for the moment, but I'd also like to locate my mind if it isn't asking too much.

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What is your opinion on antidepressants, do they help people or are the over prescribed? Of course they help, but they're definitely over prescribed these days. You talk to a shrink for five minutes and he's throwing pills at you like there's no tommorrow. Your feeling down you say? Well, here take some Prozac, have a ball!

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When you are alone for long periods of time, do you speak? to yourself, to the tv... Yep. To be specific, I like to pretend I'm some big time movie star or the president and have long draw out discussions with an imaginary Barbara Walters or Oprah, those are my big two. Just don't tell my shrink.

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What cameras (and lenses and accessories), if any, do you own? The disposable kind. Classy, eh?

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What will be the title of your autobiography? Fucked.

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Do you like your last name? I hate mine because no one can pronounce it correctly. No. Having Harry as a last name is just another reason to be pelted with balls in gym class, that and the pasty white skin.

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Have you ever accidentally set something on fire? My backyard, my hair, a trash can, and a few frying pans.

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What's your favourite song(s) by the Velvet Underground? "After Hours" is one of my favorite songs of all time. I'm not terribly familiar with them though.

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Why do a majority of women go to such drastic lengths for desire and revenge? "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." It's fun, and we all know "girls just wanna have fun."

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What are you hoping to get for Valentines day? I want some diamond earrings...lol A large bottle of Prozac would be nice, I'll need it anyway.

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Do you think it would be a good idea for schools to give the day off on days that very few people actually come (ex, day after the Super Bowl) and make it up somewhere else? What's the point? Your just going to have to make it up somewhere along the line. Who needs a day off after the Super Bowl anyway? Some of us, including me, could care less about events in which a strange object is throw and people run around trying to jump each other.

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Growing up, did your family eat dinner at the dining room table? Does your family do that now? Once upon a time my family and I communed around a large wooded object know as a table and talked about our trite daily going on's while eating. Now we just do what the hell ever. I don't even have to eat dinner if I don't want to anymore.

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Where do you think you will go when you die? I don't know, and I don't really care.

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What does it mean ~ to lose one's mind? Where does it go? The same place your wallet goes when you lose it: the last place you left it. Either that or the dryer.

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Can the earth be destroyed, if so how do you see this happening? Wal-Mart. That's all there is to say.

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Do you believe in good and evil? Why do you think there is a selection of either black or white tuxedos? The black is obviously for the suave evildoer. And the white for the totally unsuave good doer. You see, these things are very simple. If you watched a little more westerns this would be obvious. Now, get your ass off of the computer and get your ass on the couch and pop in some John Wayne.

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Do you feel violent video games and movies have tainted or warped your children's minds? My father claims that The Silence of the Lambs gave way to my morbid behavior. So, yes, HE, thinks so.

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If you could choose a song to die to, which would it be? Mine HAS to be "After Hours" by The Velvet Underground. The voice of Moe Tucker is so innocent and pure, as death should be. (Avoid images of the lovely Edie Sedgwick and just listen, just listen...)

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Has anyone close to you died? I did once have a lizard, whom I was quite fond of, who was involved in a horrible accident with a wasp, and died, if that counts.

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When your depressed. what song gets you happy no matter what? "Lust for Life" by Iggy Pop. When that song comes on I immediantly tear the black curtains from my windows and start convulsing with happiness.

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Who do you think was prettier during their famous years, Marilyn Monroe or Elizabeth Taylor? Marilyn Monroe. I never saw anything in Elizabeth Taylor, to tell you the truth.

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I was asked by this in a work interview.. but i want some more possible answers.. "how would you describe color blue to a blind man?" I would curse the interviewer and ask him what the hell kind of question that was. Hey, you asked, this is only me. I'm not suggesting you do this.

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The Simpsons have made fun of Bill Clinton numerous times. Has George W. Bush received the same treatment? Well, The Simpson's are on FOX. That may have something to do with it. But what do I know?

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Originals or covers? And a song to prove your point? Usually I have to go with the original. Examples: "I Love Rock n Roll" by Joan Jett, is SO much better than the cover, by Britney Spears. "Like A Rolling Stone" by Bob Dylan, is SO much better than the cover, by The Rolling Stones. "Sweet Child O' Mine" by Guns N' Roses, is SO much better than the cover, by Sheryl Crow. There are exceptions...

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Do you think that you can actually change the world? No.

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Are you early, on time, or fashionably late? Horrendously late is more like it.

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