Answerbag: 1THING's answers

Answer to What is an unusual girls name?

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:47:46 -0700

What is an unusual girls name?

Josh

Answer to Red Sox or Yankees?

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:47:00 -0700

Red Sox or Yankees?

Neither. Baseball makes me fall asleep.

Answer to Which is the darkest piece composed on a guitar?

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:46:32 -0700

Which is the darkest piece composed on a guitar?

Something in the way by Nirvana. The guitar partition is just so heavy.

Answer to What Would You Do If Arrested For Talking About God?

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:45:18 -0700

What Would You Do If Arrested For Talking About God?

You won't hear me talk about something that doesn't exist

Answer to What's one thing you can do, for exercise?

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:44:38 -0700

What's one thing you can do, for exercise?

masturbating

Answer to It's been a while since....................?

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:44:12 -0700

It's been a while since....................?

I've been asked this question

Answer to Do you let people smoke in your home?

Thu, 21 May 2009 19:38:16 -0700

Do you let people smoke in your home?

Sometimes, only when its family.

Answer to Ive never...done the dirty deed...and i am 17. My boyfriend tells me i need to grow up and start doing it. Do you agree?

Thu, 21 May 2009 16:09:05 -0700

Ive never...done the dirty deed...and i am 17. My boyfriend tells me i need to grow up and start doing it. Do you agree?

Better get used to it. Its the way guys are!!!!

Answer to Anyone else enjoy a bowl of cereal at night like I do?

Wed, 20 May 2009 15:47:53 -0700

Anyone else enjoy a bowl of cereal at night like I do?

Naw. Better in the morning. Golden Grahams FTW!!!!

Answer to Anyone else tired of love? Do you wanna just burn it down !?

Wed, 20 May 2009 15:47:20 -0700

Anyone else tired of love? Do you wanna just burn it down !?

Yes. I'll bring the gas, you bring the matches.

Answer to Will you have dinner with me tonight? I'm making baked ziti with Mozzarella, Monterey Jack and Parmesan cheeses together with grounded beef?

Wed, 20 May 2009 15:45:46 -0700

Will you have dinner with me tonight? I'm making baked ziti with Mozzarella, Monterey Jack and Parmesan cheeses together with grounded beef?

Free dinner?! Woo Hoo!

Answer to What does it mean to be treated 'right'?

Wed, 20 May 2009 15:45:14 -0700

What does it mean to be treated 'right'?

To be treated equally. To have the same privileges as everyone else.

Answer to Do you say sorry too much?

Wed, 20 May 2009 15:43:16 -0700

Do you say sorry too much?

No. I don't say it enough.

Answer to Does using recycled toilet paper bother you?

Wed, 20 May 2009 15:41:46 -0700

Does using recycled toilet paper bother you?

Recycled toilet paper means it is made from recycled objects made of paper, not directly from used toilet paper. But I don't mind, as long as I don't have to wipe my ass with my hand.

Answer to When can Homosexuals start voting on heterosexual marriages?

Wed, 20 May 2009 15:39:22 -0700

When can Homosexuals start voting on heterosexual marriages?

When they stop pretending that we treat them unfairly.

Answer to Why are Republicans trying to cover up troops raping young Iraqi teens?

Wed, 20 May 2009 15:37:19 -0700

Why are Republicans trying to cover up troops raping young Iraqi teens?

To preserve the integrity of our nation. If you went to war and saw death and violence everyday, you'd probably do the same thing. War messes with your mind. No doubt about it. I think it is unfair to blame the soldiers directly, but instead we should look to blame our government who started...

Answer to If a genie granted you three wishes, what would you wish for?

Wed, 20 May 2009 15:33:43 -0700

If a genie granted you three wishes, what would you wish for?

No more OCD. That is all I want.

Answer to How many boiled eggs (to you) is too many boiled eggs?

Wed, 20 May 2009 15:30:37 -0700

How many boiled eggs (to you) is too many boiled eggs?

There's never enough.

Answer to What turns you on more, a hot celebrity or a hot man or woman in uniform?

Wed, 20 May 2009 15:29:18 -0700

What turns you on more, a hot celebrity or a hot man or woman in uniform?

Anything. I'm so horny!

Answer to Do you enjoy to eat or simply view it as a necessity? I love to eat :D

Wed, 20 May 2009 15:28:41 -0700

Do you enjoy to eat or simply view it as a necessity? I love to eat :D

Necessity.

Answer to Do you make your own Garlic butter??Recipes please?

Wed, 20 May 2009 15:27:54 -0700

Do you make your own Garlic butter??Recipes please?

Garlic + Butter. I'm a chef, can't you tell?

Answer to Do you believe it is fair to charge a large tax on cigarettes?

Wed, 20 May 2009 15:24:29 -0700

Do you believe it is fair to charge a large tax on cigarettes?

No,its only the people who don't have enough money that won't be able to smoke anymore. Once again, the rich have their way.

Answer to BYOB = Bring Your Own __________? =)

Wed, 20 May 2009 15:00:55 -0700

BYOB = Bring Your Own __________? =)

Bombs

Answer to What's at the end of the tunnel?

Sat, 16 May 2009 16:02:22 -0700

What's at the end of the tunnel?

Free donuts. Here's to Homer Simpson.

Answer to What does coal become when it is fossilised?

Wed, 13 May 2009 17:54:44 -0700

What does coal become when it is fossilised?

Diamonds.

Answer to What movie can you repeat most of the lines to?

Wed, 13 May 2009 17:53:49 -0700

What movie can you repeat most of the lines to?

``The Shawshank Redemption`` Get busy living, or get busy dying!

Answer to What do you use more: eBay or Amazon?

Tue, 12 May 2009 19:13:02 -0700

What do you use more: eBay or Amazon?

Amazon. Safer.

Answer to If you could use any car to impress your date - what would it be?

Sun, 10 May 2009 08:50:58 -0700

If you could use any car to impress your date - what would it be?

Mustang Eleanor Shelby GT 500 1967. Heeeere wwweeeee gggoooo!

Answer to Is it too late to apologize?

Sun, 10 May 2009 08:48:20 -0700

Is it too late to apologize?

Nope. Go 4 it!

Answer to If all computers were suddenly only available in bright pink, would you still use one?

Sat, 09 May 2009 13:56:22 -0700

If all computers were suddenly only available in bright pink, would you still use one?

Oh yeah. Pink FTW.

Answer to What is the smallest car you have ever owned?

Sat, 09 May 2009 13:54:04 -0700

What is the smallest car you have ever owned?

A smart. Sold it.

Answer to Have you ever heard your next door neighbors having sex?

Sat, 09 May 2009 13:52:34 -0700

Have you ever heard your next door neighbors having sex?

Not only have I heard, but I've watched. You didn't hear it from me.

Answer to Why is JAWS such a great movie?

Fri, 08 May 2009 14:53:36 -0700

Why is JAWS such a great movie?

Back when it was made, everything about it was spectacular. Nowadays, with computers and technology, it just seems awful. Times change!

Answer to Should the US stop conducting air strikes in the battle against the Taliban in Afghanistan?

Fri, 08 May 2009 14:50:47 -0700

Should the US stop conducting air strikes in the battle against the Taliban in Afghanistan?

Make awkward sexual comments, not war!

Answer to Why are the songs on itunes now $1.29? I loved it when they were 99 cents but now its like ugh....

Fri, 08 May 2009 14:47:55 -0700

Why are the songs on itunes now $1.29? I loved it when they were 99 cents but now its like ugh....

It's because iTunes have released a new sort of music file that has better quality (What they claim). I still don't think it justifies the price rise. But I don't like to download songs illegally . Its because of people like that that the prices keep going up.

Answer to How many hospitals in your town?

Fri, 08 May 2009 14:44:59 -0700

How many hospitals in your town?

0. Here's to hoping I don't have a heart attack.

Answer to Am I sad because it's raining or is it raining because I'm sad?

Fri, 08 May 2009 14:43:57 -0700

Am I sad because it's raining or is it raining because I'm sad?

Well I'm not sad because its raining, I'm sad because you are sad!

Answer to What is one thing that makes you happy?

Thu, 07 May 2009 16:24:28 -0700

What is one thing that makes you happy?

sex.

Answer to I have a small butt the shape is nice but I want it to be bigger how can I accomplish that with out making it hard as a rock?

Thu, 07 May 2009 14:32:27 -0700

I have a small butt the shape is nice but I want it to be bigger how can I accomplish that with out making it hard as a rock?

Steroids. But you didn't hear it from me.

Answer to Would you explore an unexplored cave by yourself?

Thu, 07 May 2009 14:21:10 -0700

Would you explore an unexplored cave by yourself?

Hell yeah. Wouldn't it be funny if it turned out to be the Batcave? I kill you, Wayne!

Answer to What do you think of a man that doesn't like women's breast? (I have one of those men)

Thu, 07 May 2009 14:15:41 -0700

What do you think of a man that doesn't like women's breast? (I have one of those men)

Youre a hell of a rare guy, I can tell you that.

Answer to Do you hate any celebrities?If you do then who?

Thu, 07 May 2009 14:11:40 -0700

Do you hate any celebrities?If you do then who?

Michael Jackson. What he has done I cannot condone.

Answer to Dark brown eyes are beautiful. do you agree?

Thu, 07 May 2009 14:09:56 -0700

Dark brown eyes are beautiful. do you agree?

I like green or blue eyes.

Answer to What airline do you use?

Thu, 07 May 2009 14:07:11 -0700

What airline do you use?

United Airlines or Air Canada.

Answer to My sense of hope is running low, where can I get a refill?

Thu, 07 May 2009 14:05:12 -0700

My sense of hope is running low, where can I get a refill?

Go to the movie theater. There's nothing more relaxing than a good movie!

Answer to What do you believe happens after death? If you're a certain religion I would love to know which :)

Thu, 07 May 2009 14:02:22 -0700

What do you believe happens after death? If you're a certain religion I would love to know which :)

I'll get to meet God and say:``Where the Fu** were you when I needed you?``

Answer to Whats wrong with me: upset stomach, tired, wanting to vomit all the time, emotional...

Thu, 07 May 2009 14:00:34 -0700

Whats wrong with me: upset stomach, tired, wanting to vomit all the time, emotional...

Did somebody say ``BABY``?

Answer to Is it cheesy to give a girl you like a love letter, if so iam DOOMED for my life!!!!

Thu, 07 May 2009 13:59:40 -0700

Is it cheesy to give a girl you like a love letter, if so iam DOOMED for my life!!!!

Depends on what you wrote in it.

Answer to What time do you get up each morning?

Thu, 07 May 2009 13:57:56 -0700

What time do you get up each morning?

Waking up in the morning is overrated. Don't you just love the American life!

Answer to What’s something that you wouldn’t use for an avatar?

Thu, 07 May 2009 13:54:56 -0700

What’s something that you wouldn’t use for an avatar?

A Nazi sign. Really not a good idea!

Answer to Where can i see 16+ porn from holland on the net im 16

Thu, 07 May 2009 13:52:50 -0700

Where can i see 16+ porn from holland on the net im 16

Porn is disgusting. Just masturbate instead.

Answer to I'm a woman and I hate shopping! Anyone else?

Thu, 07 May 2009 13:50:12 -0700

I'm a woman and I hate shopping! Anyone else?

I hate shopping too. That's why God invented the internet. Just click on an item and here it comes!

Answer to Can I use your bathroom?

Thu, 07 May 2009 13:48:55 -0700

Can I use your bathroom?

Sure. But if you piss on my floor I'll make you lick it.

Answer to What was the last thing you bought or sold on eBay?

Thu, 07 May 2009 13:47:41 -0700

What was the last thing you bought or sold on eBay?

I bought used condoms. Really good deal.

Answer to You are given a chance to be put in suspended animation, then awakened 1,000 to 1,000,000 years in the future. Do you "go for it," believing that things might be much better, by then?

Thu, 07 May 2009 13:46:00 -0700

You are given a chance to be put in suspended animation, then awakened 1,000 to 1,000,000 years in the future. Do you "go for it," believing that things might be much better, by then?

No. As Einstein said, it's a great time to be alive!

Answer to Your wife/ husband calls you at 4:30 PM. S/he is bringing the boss home to dinner in less then an hour. You are still in your PJ's and have no dinner prepared. Do you use the brief time to dress up or to prepare dinner?

Wed, 06 May 2009 14:46:13 -0700

Your wife/ husband calls you at 4:30 PM. S/he is bringing the boss home to dinner in less then an hour. You are still in your PJ's and have no dinner prepared. Do you use the brief time to dress up or to prepare dinner?

You don't need to dress up. Men like women in their natural states. Clothes are overrated.

Answer to Why do blue collar workers vote against their own interests when they vote Republican?

Wed, 06 May 2009 13:50:25 -0700

Why do blue collar workers vote against their own interests when they vote Republican?

We all have the rights to our choices and opinions. Welcome to America, the freedomland.

Answer to Have you heard of a bandicoot?

Wed, 06 May 2009 13:40:35 -0700

Have you heard of a bandicoot?

Crash Bandicoot. What an awesome game!

Answer to There are many intelligence tests...are there any stupidity tests?

Wed, 06 May 2009 13:39:52 -0700

There are many intelligence tests...are there any stupidity tests?

If your score is very low on a standard I.Q. test, you just about got your answer.

Answer to What is history whispering in people's ears?

Wed, 06 May 2009 13:38:42 -0700

What is history whispering in people's ears?

Don't fight wars. They only lead to more violence.

Answer to If you were to die today, what would you not want your loved ones to find?

Wed, 06 May 2009 13:35:53 -0700

If you were to die today, what would you not want your loved ones to find?

That sticky Playboy magazine under my bed. Anything else?

Answer to What excuse would you have for fighting sleep?

Wed, 06 May 2009 13:33:57 -0700

What excuse would you have for fighting sleep?

You keep having nightmares. Or wet dreams. Depends on your situation.

Answer to I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. Is it bad that I left early?

Wed, 06 May 2009 13:32:58 -0700

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. Is it bad that I left early?

Ha good one!

Answer to If you were to choose your powers to be a superhero what powers would it be? why?

Wed, 06 May 2009 13:32:06 -0700

If you were to choose your powers to be a superhero what powers would it be? why?

Infinity sex powers. Even if I just came, I can just keep on going baby!

Answer to How many friends do you have on your friend thing on AB?

Wed, 06 May 2009 13:30:59 -0700

How many friends do you have on your friend thing on AB?

No. I'm the kind of kid your parents warned you about. Nobody wants to be my friend. Will you give me a hug?

Answer to How do i ask my very strict and religious parents that i want to get on birthcontrol?

Wed, 06 May 2009 13:29:24 -0700

How do i ask my very strict and religious parents that i want to get on birthcontrol?

I'd tell them. Someday they are going to have to understand that sex is a part of life. A hell of a good one, I'd say.

Answer to Do you a favorite chain restaurant? Mine is Carrabba's Italian Grill.

Wed, 06 May 2009 13:27:43 -0700

Do you a favorite chain restaurant? Mine is Carrabba's Italian Grill.

Olive Garden by a mile.

Answer to Do you drink energy drinks?

Wed, 06 May 2009 13:27:14 -0700

Do you drink energy drinks?

Of course. Red Bull gives you wings!

Answer to What gay strip clubs hire fat men?

Wed, 06 May 2009 13:25:44 -0700

What gay strip clubs hire fat men?

Now that is one of the funniest questions I've ever seen. I really can't answer it. Just be careful. Stupid questions call for stupid answers.

Answer to When you buy someting new, do you also buy the extra warranty?

Wed, 06 May 2009 13:24:12 -0700

When you buy someting new, do you also buy the extra warranty?

Never. A little bit of arguing with Customer Services and they'll give you just about what you get with a paid Warranty.

Answer to What is you say on the ICP and their Juggalos?

Wed, 06 May 2009 13:21:35 -0700

What is you say on the ICP and their Juggalos?

They are good. The only thing that bugs me is that they make fun of Eminem, a far superior rapper than them.

Answer to When is it a good time to eat ice cream?

Wed, 06 May 2009 13:20:13 -0700

When is it a good time to eat ice cream?

It's always a good time to eat ice cream!

Answer to My son had started hitting or pinching himself when he doesn't get his way. He's even gone as far as to hit his head against the wall. What do I do?

Wed, 06 May 2009 13:19:33 -0700

My son had started hitting or pinching himself when he doesn't get his way. He's even gone as far as to hit his head against the wall. What do I do?

Consult a psychiatrist. It's your best bet.

Answer to What day did you join AB?

Wed, 06 May 2009 13:18:21 -0700

What day did you join AB?

Someday this year! I'm still loving it as much as the first day I joined.

Answer to Use one word to describe President Barrack Obama. =) ALL opinions are welcome. no DRs for differing opinions. =)

Wed, 06 May 2009 08:47:00 -0700

Use one word to describe President Barrack Obama. =) ALL opinions are welcome. no DRs for differing opinions. =)

Socialist

Answer to How many words (2 letters & over) can you make out of carpet?

Wed, 06 May 2009 08:46:01 -0700

How many words (2 letters & over) can you make out of carpet?

car, pet, rap, cap, tap, rat, pre, and and many more I just don't have the patience to find.

Answer to If you are a fan of "reality" shows, how real do you think they are, and how much manipulation do you think goes on to achieve a desired result?

Wed, 06 May 2009 08:29:10 -0700

If you are a fan of "reality" shows, how real do you think they are, and how much manipulation do you think goes on to achieve a desired result?

Its probably as real as Santa Claus is. I hate reality tv. It makes you dumb.

Answer to My sister died last night. Suicide we think. How should I feel? I just feel numb and can't seem to get a grip on the reality of the situation. She was only 49 and i just feel so sad. Can anyone identify with me?

Wed, 06 May 2009 08:26:44 -0700

My sister died last night. Suicide we think. How should I feel? I just feel numb and can't seem to get a grip on the reality of the situation. She was only 49 and i just feel so sad. Can anyone identify with me?

I can't tell you how sorry I am to hear this. I can't give you any advice because its never happened to me, but stay strong and you'll pull throu. Good luck.

Answer to How many languages do you know? Did you learn that many willingly, or did the school or your parents make you learn additional languages?

Tue, 05 May 2009 13:35:00 -0700

How many languages do you know? Did you learn that many willingly, or did the school or your parents make you learn additional languages?

English and French. Working on German.

Answer to Men: how often do you watch sports on TV?

Tue, 05 May 2009 08:20:10 -0700

Men: how often do you watch sports on TV?

Every night since its the NHL Playoffs. But usually its about once a week.

Answer to How many sleepeaze tablets would it take to kill you

Tue, 05 May 2009 08:16:29 -0700

How many sleepeaze tablets would it take to kill you

An infinite amount.I'm indestructible.

Answer to What is the one sport you can't stand to watch?

Tue, 05 May 2009 08:14:28 -0700

What is the one sport you can't stand to watch?

Soccer. It makes me fall asleep.

Answer to What is the initial of your middle name? We'll see who can guess it!:):)

Tue, 05 May 2009 08:13:17 -0700

What is the initial of your middle name? We'll see who can guess it!:):)

R

Answer to How many leftover containers are in your fridge right now?

Sat, 02 May 2009 13:29:14 -0700

How many leftover containers are in your fridge right now?

None. I'm a hungry dude.

Answer to If had to pick a stock for me which one would it be?

Sat, 02 May 2009 13:28:47 -0700

If had to pick a stock for me which one would it be?

ABB. They are leaders in alternative energies and super-computers. And they just keep going up!

Answer to Do you know any funny/strange facts?

Sat, 02 May 2009 13:26:46 -0700

Do you know any funny/strange facts?

Bush is dumb. Wait, everybody knows that.

Answer to Do you put anything on your hair?

Sat, 02 May 2009 13:25:29 -0700

Do you put anything on your hair?

No. Hair is overrated.

Answer to Ok guys, you wake up one morning and you have six cockroaches [ BIG ONES ] hanging around on your face!!!! What will be your first reaction?

Sat, 02 May 2009 13:24:28 -0700

Ok guys, you wake up one morning and you have six cockroaches [ BIG ONES ] hanging around on your face!!!! What will be your first reaction?

Damn, I really need to clean the house.

Answer to Omg, did u see Eminem's new music video: We made you? I love the way he disses Sarah Palin, lol

Sat, 02 May 2009 13:23:02 -0700

Omg, did u see Eminem's new music video: We made you? I love the way he disses Sarah Palin, lol

I think Eminem is a great rapper. His songs are often sarcastic, yet some are very personal and serious. I don`t really like rap, but Eminem stands out taller than all of the others.

Answer to Do you like the name "Patience" for a girl?

Fri, 01 May 2009 13:53:20 -0700

Do you like the name "Patience" for a girl?

Well, you know what they say, patience is a virtue.

Answer to Im not attracted to women but i love to look at lesbian porn.am i gay?

Fri, 01 May 2009 13:46:03 -0700

Im not attracted to women but i love to look at lesbian porn.am i gay?

Well, as a guy, I wouldn`t know anything about lesbian porn. Why is my nose growing so long?

Answer to Is Beyonce a diva?

Fri, 01 May 2009 13:44:14 -0700

Is Beyonce a diva?

Yes. Now she should move on to doing porn. Who wouldn`t want to see that?

Answer to Why do atheists die so much younger than believers?

Fri, 01 May 2009 13:43:16 -0700

Why do atheists die so much younger than believers?

Is there any proof of this?

Answer to Briefly describe three of the main duties and responsibilities of a supervisor.

Fri, 01 May 2009 13:33:31 -0700

Briefly describe three of the main duties and responsibilities of a supervisor.

Rule number 1: The boss is always right. Rule number 2: If the boss is wrong, refer to rule number 1.

Answer to Where can u buy grenades?

Fri, 01 May 2009 13:29:08 -0700

Where can u buy grenades?

Is that legal?

Answer to Name a song that contains a body part in it's title?

Fri, 01 May 2009 13:25:52 -0700

Name a song that contains a body part in it's title?

``The Hand That Feeds`` by Nine Inch Nails. +

Answer to How is the economy affecting you?

Fri, 01 May 2009 13:24:19 -0700

How is the economy affecting you?

Its effecting me in every way. Seeing Americans lose their houses will never be a pleasant thing.

Answer to Who are some writers that have a really distinct style?

Fri, 01 May 2009 13:23:15 -0700

Who are some writers that have a really distinct style?

Poe and Hawthorne.

Answer to I'm gonna get off of answerbag and go do some laundry now, is that okay?

Fri, 01 May 2009 13:22:31 -0700

I'm gonna get off of answerbag and go do some laundry now, is that okay?

Sure. Will you do mine?

Answer to What's your input on this swine flu pandemic?

Fri, 01 May 2009 13:22:01 -0700

What's your input on this swine flu pandemic?

Just another wrath of fear by the media. They have nothing else to talk about.