Answerbag: bolwerk's questions http://www.answerbag.com/profile/744326 New Answerbag questions from bolwerk Tue, 29 May 2012 21:16:33 -0700 Tue, 29 May 2012 21:16:33 -0700 Would you support my petition to get government subsidies for Atlas Shrugged? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2474053 Would you support my petition to get government subsidies for Atlas Shrugged? Mon, 11 Apr 2011 14:48:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2474053 Homosexuals: do you devour "da poo poo"? (See video) http://www.answerbag.com/polls/homosexuals-devour-da-poo-poo-see-video_2134857 Homosexuals: do you devour "da poo poo"? (See video) Fri, 11 Jun 2010 11:29:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/homosexuals-devour-da-poo-poo-see-video_2134857 Has COAT finally been vanquished? Or are they abusing children elsewhere? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2127588 Has COAT finally been vanquished? Or are they abusing children elsewhere? Tue, 08 Jun 2010 10:36:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2127588 What is the dumbest QA site? http://www.answerbag.com/polls/dumbest-qa-site_2096990 What is the dumbest QA site? Fri, 28 May 2010 12:58:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/dumbest-qa-site_2096990 Does Jesus have a weird tumor or is He happy to see you? http://www.answerbag.com/polls/jesus-weird-tumor-happy-you_2012583 Does Jesus have a weird tumor or is He happy to see you? Fri, 16 Apr 2010 08:24:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/jesus-weird-tumor-happy-you_2012583 lol so ive had hiarrhea 4 a week, i was wundering, if i have the runs too hard cld i accidentally fart my soul out??? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1955962 lol so ive had hiarrhea 4 a week, i was wundering, if i have the runs too hard cld i accidentally fart my soul out??? Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:48:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1955962 Is promising to "pop a nut in you" a good way to commence a first date? http://www.answerbag.com/polls/promising-pop-nut-you-good-commence-date_1858607 Is promising to "pop a nut in you" a good way to commence a first date? Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:53:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/promising-pop-nut-you-good-commence-date_1858607 Which of Jehovah's atrocities was the worst? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1858601 Which of Jehovah's atrocities was the worst? Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:48:58 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1858601 The economy's been a little bad lately, so I've had to put of getting a second bathroom for another year. Is there any way to train cats to bury human waste? Sometimes the woman spends hours in the bathroom, and the litter box is the next best choice. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1848257 The economy's been a little bad lately, so I've had to put of getting a second bathroom for another year. Is there any way to train cats to bury human waste? Sometimes the woman spends hours in the bathroom, and the litter box is the next best choice. Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:58:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1848257 Did the Little Drummer Boy become a Little Drummer Man in a manger ritual involving being banged by a little drumstick? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1847592 Did the Little Drummer Boy become a Little Drummer Man in a manger ritual involving being banged by a little drumstick? Fri, 04 Dec 2009 12:39:37 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1847592 Is it possible that Christ's second coming will be thwarted by legalized abortion, thereby leaving the Lord no viable means to beginning the rapturing process? Does this mean the world could abide as it is forever? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1847582 Is it possible that Christ's second coming will be thwarted by legalized abortion, thereby leaving the Lord no viable means to beginning the rapturing process? Does this mean the world could abide as it is forever? Fri, 04 Dec 2009 12:32:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1847582 What Christmas song annoys you the most? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1839631 What Christmas song annoys you the most? Mon, 30 Nov 2009 00:39:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1839631 If you were Queen Schitt of the universe, would you ban the Church of Euthanasia? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1839388 If you were Queen Schitt of the universe, would you ban the Church of Euthanasia? Sun, 29 Nov 2009 20:33:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1839388 Would topical retinoids give my penis the same youthful glow it had when I was in my teens? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1837418 Would topical retinoids give my penis the same youthful glow it had when I was in my teens? Sat, 28 Nov 2009 16:57:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1837418 Has anyone else noticed the correlation between disasters and immorality (see URL)? Will Utah be destroyed by God before Mississippi? Massachusetts or Maine? Discuss! http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1837393 Has anyone else noticed the correlation between disasters and immorality (see URL)? Will Utah be destroyed by God before Mississippi? Massachusetts or Maine? Discuss! Sat, 28 Nov 2009 16:38:48 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1837393 Is there anybody from Atlanta able to explain the raid on the gay bar and resulting lawsuit filed by Lambda Legal? (see URL) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1831301 Is there anybody from Atlanta able to explain the raid on the gay bar and resulting lawsuit filed by Lambda Legal? (see URL) Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:07:37 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1831301 Who is the most condescending ABer? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1831261 Who is the most condescending ABer? Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:22:48 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1831261 Fap fap fap. Plop. uMF uMF. What's your favorite onomatopoeia? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1831246 Fap fap fap. Plop. uMF uMF. What's your favorite onomatopoeia? Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:12:58 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1831246 Would it gross you out if your SO had a brown birthmark circling his/her anus? What could somebody with this problem do about it? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1831235 Would it gross you out if your SO had a brown birthmark circling his/her anus? What could somebody with this problem do about it? Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:04:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1831235 So why do Christian women walk around without veils or their heads shaved? 1 Corinthians 11:6: "For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered" (see URL). http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1829347 So why do Christian women walk around without veils or their heads shaved? 1 Corinthians 11:6: "For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered" (see URL). Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:33:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1829347 Is it true that there's a lesbian gang on AnswerBag that is seducing older men and then extorting hush money from them? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1827581 Is it true that there's a lesbian gang on AnswerBag that is seducing older men and then extorting hush money from them? Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:38:00 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1827581 What was your 1st AB question? Now that I've reached level 50, it's a good time to reflect back on where it all started. Helpful responses to my 1st question made me a healthier person. Thank you, AB, for changing my diet. Thank you for changing my life! http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1825181 What was your 1st AB question? Now that I've reached level 50, it's a good time to reflect back on where it all started. Helpful responses to my 1st question made me a healthier person. Thank you, AB, for changing my diet. Thank you for changing my life! Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:44:11 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1825181 Is this racist? (see URL) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1822459 Is this racist? (see URL) Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:30:39 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1822459 What's the lowest rating you've ever seen on AB? Post a link if you can! http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1822455 What's the lowest rating you've ever seen on AB? Post a link if you can! Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:26:34 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1822455 What kind of diet makes Rihanna's butt look funny? (see URL) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1822271 What kind of diet makes Rihanna's butt look funny? (see URL) Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:04:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1822271 So what does Jesus think of the sanctity of this marriage? (See URL) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1821863 So what does Jesus think of the sanctity of this marriage? (See URL) Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:36:26 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1821863 Are you flushed with excitement? (see URL) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1821856 Are you flushed with excitement? (see URL) Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:33:16 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1821856 I had a dream last night that a zergling was humping my leg. What strange StarCraft-related dreams have you had? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1814970 I had a dream last night that a zergling was humping my leg. What strange StarCraft-related dreams have you had? Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:01:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1814970 Ladies: you really want a sprog, and you only have 5min to conceive before you'll be infertile forever. Billy Mays, briefly released from Hell to inject his seed into your fetid loin, is the only male around. Would you do it? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1814870 Ladies: you really want a sprog, and you only have 5min to conceive before you'll be infertile forever. Billy Mays, briefly released from Hell to inject his seed into your fetid loin, is the only male around. Would you do it? Sun, 15 Nov 2009 19:48:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1814870 Which Uncle Jesse was hotter? The one on Full House, or the one on The Dukes of Hazzard? Defend your answer with witty anecdotes. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1814846 Which Uncle Jesse was hotter? The one on Full House, or the one on The Dukes of Hazzard? Defend your answer with witty anecdotes. Sun, 15 Nov 2009 19:36:11 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1814846 Why doesn't AB let you give more than +6? I'd think a level 80 should be able to give more than a level 50. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1814138 Why doesn't AB let you give more than +6? I'd think a level 80 should be able to give more than a level 50. Sun, 15 Nov 2009 12:23:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1814138 What are the most common causes of flatulence in dogs? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1813217 What are the most common causes of flatulence in dogs? Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:51:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1813217 What animals make both good pets and good dinners? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1813214 What animals make both good pets and good dinners? Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:50:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1813214 What do you think about Obama today pretending to be a great president, like George W. Bush, who cares about fallen American soldiers? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1806492 What do you think about Obama today pretending to be a great president, like George W. Bush, who cares about fallen American soldiers? Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:50:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1806492 Was Jesus an Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, or Pisces? Please include detailed citations defending your position. I would also appreciate the interpretation of Muslims. Thank you! http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1805641 Was Jesus an Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, or Pisces? Please include detailed citations defending your position. I would also appreciate the interpretation of Muslims. Thank you! Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:17:50 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1805641 Does anybody have any information about the future growth of the organic foods market? I'm interested in seeing how it's expected to grow over the next decade. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1789138 Does anybody have any information about the future growth of the organic foods market? I'm interested in seeing how it's expected to grow over the next decade. Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:32:48 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1789138 Are you voting today? Who are you voting for? Why? (Nov. 3, 2009) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1787018 Are you voting today? Who are you voting for? Why? (Nov. 3, 2009) Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:44:48 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1787018 How can we convince AB to release a topless calendar of all the most popular upraters? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1787002 How can we convince AB to release a topless calendar of all the most popular upraters? Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:34:25 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1787002 Is it okay to have sexual fantasies about the primary cast members of the Harry Potter movies yet? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1786972 Is it okay to have sexual fantasies about the primary cast members of the Harry Potter movies yet? Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:01:00 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1786972 Anybody know of a good container for fermenting 10 gallon batches of beer or cider? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1786970 Anybody know of a good container for fermenting 10 gallon batches of beer or cider? Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:58:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1786970 If you had to choose, would you rather have sex with a horde of ravenous apes or a 4' long spider that would gently caress your insides with its hairy appendage and then fire out a money shot of webjaculate? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1780996 If you had to choose, would you rather have sex with a horde of ravenous apes or a 4' long spider that would gently caress your insides with its hairy appendage and then fire out a money shot of webjaculate? Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:30:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1780996 Now that the economy turned around, who is going to send former President Bush a personal letter of gratitude for making tough, decisive decisions in his last weeks of the presidency? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1780978 Now that the economy turned around, who is going to send former President Bush a personal letter of gratitude for making tough, decisive decisions in his last weeks of the presidency? Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:18:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1780978 Yankees and Phillies fans: are you a pitcher or a catcher? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1780954 Yankees and Phillies fans: are you a pitcher or a catcher? Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:04:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1780954 Is it true that Republicans poop more than everyone else? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1775936 Is it true that Republicans poop more than everyone else? Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:52:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1775936 Would you consider eating dog food to get through the recession? What if it tastes like Pâté? (see URL) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1774690 Would you consider eating dog food to get through the recession? What if it tastes like Pâté? (see URL) Tue, 27 Oct 2009 08:00:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1774690 What's gayer? Ed Hardy or this video? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1774655 What's gayer? Ed Hardy or this video? Tue, 27 Oct 2009 07:36:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1774655 Obama cracks up a 40. He spills a little bit on the ground. Who's he remembering? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1773448 Obama cracks up a 40. He spills a little bit on the ground. Who's he remembering? Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:01:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1773448 THE TEABAGGERS: Paul Krugman at The New York Times called the drooling morons who attend the so-called tea parties "teabaggers." I wonder if some editor in the ivory tower had no idea what teabagging is? The Times usually has no balls (no pun intended). http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1773063 THE TEABAGGERS: Paul Krugman at The New York Times called the drooling morons who attend the so-called tea parties "teabaggers." I wonder if some editor in the ivory tower had no idea what teabagging is? The Times usually has no balls (no pun intended). Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:55:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1773063 By encouraging universal healthcare, Obama has already killed more people than George W. Bush (who saved more people than he killed with heroic invasions of Islamic countries). How do we make Obama understand that he needs to be more like GWB? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1772916 By encouraging universal healthcare, Obama has already killed more people than George W. Bush (who saved more people than he killed with heroic invasions of Islamic countries). How do we make Obama understand that he needs to be more like GWB? Mon, 26 Oct 2009 08:19:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1772916 So, it turns out that it really is Adam and Steve, NOT Adam and Eve. That means you're all descended from fags. Haha, pwnt? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1772779 So, it turns out that it really is Adam and Steve, NOT Adam and Eve. That means you're all descended from fags. Haha, pwnt? Mon, 26 Oct 2009 06:49:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1772779 Did Adam have the first boner, or did some animal have a boner before Adam? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1772299 Did Adam have the first boner, or did some animal have a boner before Adam? Sun, 25 Oct 2009 21:56:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1772299 How can we start purging inferior Latin vocabulary from the English language? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1772290 How can we start purging inferior Latin vocabulary from the English language? Sun, 25 Oct 2009 21:49:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1772290 Will Obamacare help me pay for a microscope for viewing my own sperm? I'm too shy to get my fertility checked at the doctor's office. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1772184 Will Obamacare help me pay for a microscope for viewing my own sperm? I'm too shy to get my fertility checked at the doctor's office. Sun, 25 Oct 2009 20:41:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1772184 Butt hurts...cure? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1772041 Butt hurts...cure? Sun, 25 Oct 2009 18:48:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1772041 I had a dream that Ronald Reagan chopped down my cherry tree and then defecated on my lawn. Is this a sign that he's returning to reclaim His kingdom? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1771899 I had a dream that Ronald Reagan chopped down my cherry tree and then defecated on my lawn. Is this a sign that he's returning to reclaim His kingdom? Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:09:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1771899 Does Urkel at least have a really big you-know-what to make up for the fact that he's such a dork? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1771897 Does Urkel at least have a really big you-know-what to make up for the fact that he's such a dork? Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:06:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1771897 I want to make sure that I'm in not infertile, but am too shy to see a doctor. What kind of microscope do I need to see my own sperm? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1771740 I want to make sure that I'm in not infertile, but am too shy to see a doctor. What kind of microscope do I need to see my own sperm? Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:37:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1771740 I was just pleasuring myself and thinking of you. That's right: YOU. How does that make you feel? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1771728 I was just pleasuring myself and thinking of you. That's right: YOU. How does that make you feel? Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:29:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1771728 "A US man is facing a charge of indecent exposure - after failing to get dressed before making himself a morning cup of coffee in his own kitchen." The woman who called the police is a peeping Tom, and Virginia is a fascist cesspit. Thoughts? (see URL) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1769386 "A US man is facing a charge of indecent exposure - after failing to get dressed before making himself a morning cup of coffee in his own kitchen." The woman who called the police is a peeping Tom, and Virginia is a fascist cesspit. Thoughts? (see URL) Sat, 24 Oct 2009 08:41:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1769386 What kind of dinosaur did Jesus ride into battle against the Romans? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1766734 What kind of dinosaur did Jesus ride into battle against the Romans? Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:42:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1766734 How do I tell my girlfriend I want to have sex with her and a nubile young Thai hooker? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1766706 How do I tell my girlfriend I want to have sex with her and a nubile young Thai hooker? Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:21:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1766706 I would like to propose a corollary to Godwin's Law: "As an AnswerBag discussion grows longer, the probability of a reference to killing babies approaches 1." Thoughts? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1766054 I would like to propose a corollary to Godwin's Law: "As an AnswerBag discussion grows longer, the probability of a reference to killing babies approaches 1." Thoughts? Thu, 22 Oct 2009 12:11:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1766054 We keep having debates about spanking children. How about spanking parents? Parents bring unneeded children into the world, subject us to their selfish refusal to properly rear them, and the result is another generation of fat, unproductive suburbanites. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1765727 We keep having debates about spanking children. How about spanking parents? Parents bring unneeded children into the world, subject us to their selfish refusal to properly rear them, and the result is another generation of fat, unproductive suburbanites. Thu, 22 Oct 2009 09:11:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1765727 Fill in the blank. Spiro Agnew (Vice President of the United States under Richard Nixon) is an anagram for "grow a ____." What is your name an anagram for? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1758441 Fill in the blank. Spiro Agnew (Vice President of the United States under Richard Nixon) is an anagram for "grow a ____." What is your name an anagram for? Sun, 18 Oct 2009 14:25:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1758441 What happens to foreskins after circumcisions? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1752702 What happens to foreskins after circumcisions? Thu, 15 Oct 2009 10:30:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1752702 What's wrong with America? Judges are not using the Bible to decide judicial cases! A jury that did got in trouble! http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1752699 What's wrong with America? Judges are not using the Bible to decide judicial cases! A jury that did got in trouble! Thu, 15 Oct 2009 10:28:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1752699 What is the most suitable punishment for when my wife fails to submit to me? I whacked her with my Bible a few times, but now I'm thinking perhaps I need a rod. What's the most suitable rod I can use? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1752522 What is the most suitable punishment for when my wife fails to submit to me? I whacked her with my Bible a few times, but now I'm thinking perhaps I need a rod. What's the most suitable rod I can use? Thu, 15 Oct 2009 09:05:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1752522 What is the third Heaven (2 Corinthians 12:2)? Is it like the third ring of Hell? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1752504 What is the third Heaven (2 Corinthians 12:2)? Is it like the third ring of Hell? Thu, 15 Oct 2009 08:56:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1752504 Was that really John McCain at the Lemon Party? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1752497 Was that really John McCain at the Lemon Party? Thu, 15 Oct 2009 08:52:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1752497 In your opinion, what's the most iconic TV theme in history? (See URL for some top 100 list I found) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1745029 In your opinion, what's the most iconic TV theme in history? (See URL for some top 100 list I found) Sun, 11 Oct 2009 12:59:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1745029 Do U.S. Republicans play with guns primarily to compensate for their small dangling bits? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1742225 Do U.S. Republicans play with guns primarily to compensate for their small dangling bits? Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:00:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1742225 Isn't this great?! (see URL) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1742219 Isn't this great?! (see URL) Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:55:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1742219 How can I get miso soup to stop giving me horrendous rectal gas? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1740305 How can I get miso soup to stop giving me horrendous rectal gas? Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:17:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1740305 Did a mohel perform the ritual of metzitzah b'peh by oral suction (see link) on our Lord Jesus Christ? Would directly ingesting His blood give someone superpowers? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1738384 Did a mohel perform the ritual of metzitzah b'peh by oral suction (see link) on our Lord Jesus Christ? Would directly ingesting His blood give someone superpowers? Wed, 07 Oct 2009 20:31:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1738384 What are the odds that Jesus tried to come back but was thwarted by legalized abortion? Will Jesus come back by way of a country where abortion is illegal? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1737738 What are the odds that Jesus tried to come back but was thwarted by legalized abortion? Will Jesus come back by way of a country where abortion is illegal? Wed, 07 Oct 2009 14:06:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1737738 Rectumus rumbless! Nerdypreteenus coitus! What's the best fake Harry Potter incantation you can think of? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1731021 Rectumus rumbless! Nerdypreteenus coitus! What's the best fake Harry Potter incantation you can think of? Sat, 03 Oct 2009 20:26:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1731021 Does the color of your panties tend to match your mood? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1730979 Does the color of your panties tend to match your mood? Sat, 03 Oct 2009 20:02:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1730979 I keep getting e-mailed about products offering to increase the size of my johnson. Does anyone have an experience with such products? Do they really work as advertised? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1730957 I keep getting e-mailed about products offering to increase the size of my johnson. Does anyone have an experience with such products? Do they really work as advertised? Sat, 03 Oct 2009 19:43:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1730957 Are there any hot members of Mothers Against Drunk Driving? I would like to propose a MILF carwash calendar to promote awareness about drunk driving (most people don't know it happens). http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1730921 Are there any hot members of Mothers Against Drunk Driving? I would like to propose a MILF carwash calendar to promote awareness about drunk driving (most people don't know it happens). Sat, 03 Oct 2009 19:16:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1730921 Is that guy from the Book of Exodus (Moses) a "flat character" or a "round character"? Explain. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1730917 Is that guy from the Book of Exodus (Moses) a "flat character" or a "round character"? Explain. Sat, 03 Oct 2009 19:13:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1730917 My friend told me having anal sex is like having a turd shoot into your ass. Is that true? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1730914 My friend told me having anal sex is like having a turd shoot into your ass. Is that true? Sat, 03 Oct 2009 19:12:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1730914 My cat has been having sex with my rabbit for months. Why isn't my rabbit pregnant yet? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1730913 My cat has been having sex with my rabbit for months. Why isn't my rabbit pregnant yet? Sat, 03 Oct 2009 19:09:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1730913 Bolwerk needs points. Every time you give Bolwerk points, Bolwerk, by His grace, saves a kitten. Every time you fail to give Bolwerk points, Bolwerk bites the head off a kitten. Who will give Bolwerk points? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1727686 Bolwerk needs points. Every time you give Bolwerk points, Bolwerk, by His grace, saves a kitten. Every time you fail to give Bolwerk points, Bolwerk bites the head off a kitten. Who will give Bolwerk points? Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:07:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1727686 Why did God kill Onan for spilling his seed on the ground? I have to admit, I got a little excited when I read that paragraph and a bit dripped onto my comforter. Will God kill me too? If I wash it off fast enough, will He not notice? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1726135 Why did God kill Onan for spilling his seed on the ground? I have to admit, I got a little excited when I read that paragraph and a bit dripped onto my comforter. Will God kill me too? If I wash it off fast enough, will He not notice? Wed, 30 Sep 2009 22:27:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1726135 Why can't people just not like Harry Potter because it sucks? Christian supremacists are batsh*t nuts. (See URL.) http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1726070 Why can't people just not like Harry Potter because it sucks? Christian supremacists are batsh*t nuts. (See URL.) Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:05:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1726070 When does the good part of the Bible start? I keep trying to read it, but always fall asleep when I get to the part listing all those names of people who never did anything on page 4. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724205 When does the good part of the Bible start? I keep trying to read it, but always fall asleep when I get to the part listing all those names of people who never did anything on page 4. Tue, 29 Sep 2009 21:38:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724205 What's the best kind of pumpkin to prepare meals with? I hear the large Halloween ones tend to be kind of bland. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724132 What's the best kind of pumpkin to prepare meals with? I hear the large Halloween ones tend to be kind of bland. Tue, 29 Sep 2009 20:45:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724132 Does it freak you out that, no matter what, you can legally have sex with almost all chicks and dudes (whatever your fancy) born in 1991 now? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724071 Does it freak you out that, no matter what, you can legally have sex with almost all chicks and dudes (whatever your fancy) born in 1991 now? Tue, 29 Sep 2009 19:43:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1724071 Does Mel Gibson get erections? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1722294 Does Mel Gibson get erections? Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:38:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1722294 Will a Muslim flag be flying over the White House by 2010? Jack Chick said so years ago, but he appears to have backtracked. Perhaps Barack Obama is not going to succeed in founding his American caliphate afterall. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1721174 Will a Muslim flag be flying over the White House by 2010? Jack Chick said so years ago, but he appears to have backtracked. Perhaps Barack Obama is not going to succeed in founding his American caliphate afterall. Mon, 28 Sep 2009 09:00:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1721174 How would you act if someone came up to you and asked for your help to spy on another stranger? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1715598 How would you act if someone came up to you and asked for your help to spy on another stranger? Thu, 24 Sep 2009 22:28:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1715598 Who would like to invest in a new start-up? I have an idea for a great product to market to fundamentalist Christians: the Purity Plug, a small device that you place in your daughter's vagina to make sure nothing gets in while you aren't supervising her. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1713619 Who would like to invest in a new start-up? I have an idea for a great product to market to fundamentalist Christians: the Purity Plug, a small device that you place in your daughter's vagina to make sure nothing gets in while you aren't supervising her. Wed, 23 Sep 2009 20:41:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1713619 Whose career is deeper in the toilet? Scott Baio's or Kirk Cameron's (see video for Baio, link for Kirk)? Is there an '80s star alive who is a bigger dbag than them today? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1711851 Whose career is deeper in the toilet? Scott Baio's or Kirk Cameron's (see video for Baio, link for Kirk)? Is there an '80s star alive who is a bigger dbag than them today? Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:45:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1711851 Who is the most mentally unstable person on AnswerBag? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1711813 Who is the most mentally unstable person on AnswerBag? Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:24:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1711813 Would you like Charles in charge of your anal pore? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1710626 Would you like Charles in charge of your anal pore? Tue, 22 Sep 2009 06:34:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1710626 Has anybody tried this mouse? I'm interesting in getting something better for my wrist, but trackballs blow. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1708311 Has anybody tried this mouse? I'm interesting in getting something better for my wrist, but trackballs blow. Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:00:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1708311 Name somebody who died in the past five years and what ring of Hell in the Dante cosmology they ended up in. Why did you pick that ring? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1708188 Name somebody who died in the past five years and what ring of Hell in the Dante cosmology they ended up in. Why did you pick that ring? Sun, 20 Sep 2009 19:28:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1708188 What's the strangest cloud shape you ever saw? I saw one that looked like a phallus going into a doughnut today. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1708025 What's the strangest cloud shape you ever saw? I saw one that looked like a phallus going into a doughnut today. Sun, 20 Sep 2009 17:44:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1708025 Are you still evolving? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1707989 Are you still evolving? Sun, 20 Sep 2009 17:22:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1707989 Have you ever put anything in a body orifice you wish you hadn't? What? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1707980 Have you ever put anything in a body orifice you wish you hadn't? What? Sun, 20 Sep 2009 17:18:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1707980