Would you support my petition to get government subsidies for Atlas Shrugged?
on April 11th, 2011 | 5 answers | 1 person likes this

Homosexuals: do you devour "da poo poo"? (See video)
on June 11th, 2010 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Has COAT finally been vanquished? Or are they abusing children elsewhere?
on June 8th, 2010 | One answer

What is the dumbest QA site?
on May 28th, 2010 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Does Jesus have a weird tumor or is He happy to see you?
on April 16th, 2010 | no answers

lol so ive had hiarrhea 4 a week, i was wundering, if i have the runs too hard cld i accidentally fart my soul out???
on March 16th, 2010 | One answer

Is promising to "pop a nut in you" a good way to commence a first date?
on December 10th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Which of Jehovah's atrocities was the worst?
on December 10th, 2009 | One answer

The economy's been a little bad lately, so I've had to put of getting a second bathroom for another year. Is there any way to...
on December 4th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Did the Little Drummer Boy become a Little Drummer Man in a manger ritual involving being banged by a little drumstick?
on December 4th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Is it possible that Christ's second coming will be thwarted by legalized abortion, thereby leaving the Lord no viable means to...
on December 4th, 2009 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

What Christmas song annoys you the most?
on November 30th, 2009 | 10 answers | 6 people like this

If you were Queen Schitt of the universe, would you ban the Church of Euthanasia?
on November 29th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Would topical retinoids give my penis the same youthful glow it had when I was in my teens?
on November 28th, 2009 | no answers

Has anyone else noticed the correlation between disasters and immorality (see URL)? Will Utah be destroyed by God before Mississippi?...
on November 28th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

Is there anybody from Atlanta able to explain the raid on the gay bar and resulting lawsuit filed by Lambda Legal? (see URL)
on November 24th, 2009 | no answers | 1 person likes this

Who is the most condescending ABer?
on November 24th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Fap fap fap. Plop. uMF uMF. What's your favorite onomatopoeia?
on November 24th, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Would it gross you out if your SO had a brown birthmark circling his/her anus? What could somebody with this problem do about it?
on November 24th, 2009 | 2 answers | 5 people like this

So why do Christian women walk around without veils or their heads shaved? 1 Corinthians 11:6: "For if the woman be not covered, let...
on November 23rd, 2009 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

Is it true that there's a lesbian gang on AnswerBag that is seducing older men and then extorting hush money from them?
on November 22nd, 2009 | 11 answers | 5 people like this

What was your 1st AB question? Now that I've reached level 50, it's a good time to reflect back on where it all started....
on November 21st, 2009 | One answer | 3 people like this

Is this racist? (see URL)
on November 19th, 2009 | 12 answers | 10 people like this

What's the lowest rating you've ever seen on AB? Post a link if you can!
on November 19th, 2009 | no answers | 1 person likes this

What kind of diet makes Rihanna's butt look funny? (see URL)
on November 19th, 2009 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

So what does Jesus think of the sanctity of this marriage? (See URL)
on November 19th, 2009 | 9 answers | 5 people like this

Are you flushed with excitement? (see URL)
on November 19th, 2009 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

I had a dream last night that a zergling was humping my leg. What strange StarCraft-related dreams have you had?
on November 15th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Ladies: you really want a sprog, and you only have 5min to conceive before you'll be infertile forever. Billy Mays, briefly released...
on November 15th, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Which Uncle Jesse was hotter? The one on Full House, or the one on The Dukes of Hazzard? Defend your answer with witty anecdotes.
on November 15th, 2009 | no answers | 1 person likes this

Why doesn't AB let you give more than +6? I'd think a level 80 should be able to give more than a level 50.
on November 15th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

What are the most common causes of flatulence in dogs?
on November 14th, 2009 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

What animals make both good pets and good dinners?
on November 14th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

What do you think about Obama today pretending to be a great president, like George W. Bush, who cares about fallen American soldiers?
on November 11th, 2009 | 16 answers | 2 people like this

Was Jesus an Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, or Pisces? Please include...
on November 10th, 2009 | 8 answers | 2 people like this

Does anybody have any information about the future growth of the organic foods market? I'm interested in seeing how it's...
on November 3rd, 2009 | no answers

Are you voting today? Who are you voting for? Why? (Nov. 3, 2009)
on November 2nd, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

How can we convince AB to release a topless calendar of all the most popular upraters?
on November 2nd, 2009 | One answer

Is it okay to have sexual fantasies about the primary cast members of the Harry Potter movies yet?
on November 2nd, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Anybody know of a good container for fermenting 10 gallon batches of beer or cider?
on November 2nd, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

If you had to choose, would you rather have sex with a horde of ravenous apes or a 4' long spider that would gently caress your...
on October 30th, 2009 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Now that the economy turned around, who is going to send former President Bush a personal letter of gratitude for making tough, decisive...
on October 30th, 2009 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

Yankees and Phillies fans: are you a pitcher or a catcher?
on October 30th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

Is it true that Republicans poop more than everyone else?
on October 27th, 2009 | 8 answers | 9 people like this

Would you consider eating dog food to get through the recession? What if it tastes like Pâté? (see URL)
on October 27th, 2009 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

What's gayer? Ed Hardy or this video?
on October 27th, 2009 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

Obama cracks up a 40. He spills a little bit on the ground. Who's he remembering?
on October 26th, 2009 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

THE TEABAGGERS: Paul Krugman at The New York Times called the drooling morons who attend the so-called tea parties...
on October 26th, 2009 | 7 answers | 8 people like this

By encouraging universal healthcare, Obama has already killed more people than George W. Bush (who saved more people than he killed with...
on October 26th, 2009 | 12 answers | 3 people like this

So, it turns out that it really is Adam and Steve, NOT Adam and Eve. That means you're all descended from fags. Haha, pwnt?
on October 26th, 2009 | One answer

Did Adam have the first boner, or did some animal have a boner before Adam?
on October 25th, 2009 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

How can we start purging inferior Latin vocabulary from the English language?
on October 25th, 2009 | 5 answers | 2 people like this

Will Obamacare help me pay for a microscope for viewing my own sperm? I'm too shy to get my fertility checked at the doctor's...
on October 25th, 2009 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

Butt hurts...cure?
on October 25th, 2009 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

I had a dream that Ronald Reagan chopped down my cherry tree and then defecated on my lawn. Is this a sign that he's returning to...
on October 25th, 2009 | 3 answers | 5 people like this

Does Urkel at least have a really big you-know-what to make up for the fact that he's such a dork?
on October 25th, 2009 | no answers | 1 person likes this

I want to make sure that I'm in not infertile, but am too shy to see a doctor. What kind of microscope do I need to see my own sperm?
on October 25th, 2009 | One answer

I was just pleasuring myself and thinking of you. That's right: YOU. How does that make you feel?
on October 25th, 2009 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

"A US man is facing a charge of indecent exposure - after failing to get dressed before making himself a morning cup of coffee in...
on October 24th, 2009 | 20 answers | 16 people like this

What kind of dinosaur did Jesus ride into battle against the Romans?
on October 22nd, 2009 | 19 answers | 17 people like this

How do I tell my girlfriend I want to have sex with her and a nubile young Thai hooker?
on October 22nd, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

I would like to propose a corollary to Godwin's Law: "As an AnswerBag discussion grows longer, the probability of a reference...
on October 22nd, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

We keep having debates about spanking children. How about spanking parents? Parents bring unneeded children into the world, subject us to...
on October 22nd, 2009 | 14 answers | 6 people like this

Fill in the blank. Spiro Agnew (Vice President of the United States under Richard Nixon) is an anagram for "grow a ____." What...
on October 18th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

What happens to foreskins after circumcisions?
on October 15th, 2009 | 17 answers | 12 people like this

What's wrong with America? Judges are not using the Bible to decide judicial cases! A jury that did got in trouble!
on October 15th, 2009 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

What is the most suitable punishment for when my wife fails to submit to me? I whacked her with my Bible a few times, but now I'm...
on October 15th, 2009 | 10 answers | 6 people like this

What is the third Heaven (2 Corinthians 12:2)? Is it like the third ring of Hell?
on October 15th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Was that really John McCain at the Lemon Party?
on October 15th, 2009 | One answer

In your opinion, what's the most iconic TV theme in history? (See URL for some top 100 list I found)
on October 11th, 2009 | One answer

Do U.S. Republicans play with guns primarily to compensate for their small dangling bits?
on October 9th, 2009 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Isn't this great?! (see URL)
on October 9th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

How can I get miso soup to stop giving me horrendous rectal gas?
on October 8th, 2009 | One answer

Did a mohel perform the ritual of metzitzah b'peh by oral suction (see link) on our Lord Jesus Christ? Would directly ingesting His...
on October 7th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

What are the odds that Jesus tried to come back but was thwarted by legalized abortion? Will Jesus come back by way of a country where...
on October 7th, 2009 | 15 answers | 5 people like this

Rectumus rumbless! Nerdypreteenus coitus! What's the best fake Harry Potter incantation you can think of?
on October 3rd, 2009 | 9 answers | 11 people like this

Does the color of your panties tend to match your mood?
on October 3rd, 2009 | One answer

I keep getting e-mailed about products offering to increase the size of my johnson. Does anyone have an experience with such products? Do...
on October 3rd, 2009 | no answers

Are there any hot members of Mothers Against Drunk Driving? I would like to propose a MILF carwash calendar to promote awareness about...
on October 3rd, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Is that guy from the Book of Exodus (Moses) a "flat character" or a "round character"? Explain.
on October 3rd, 2009 | One answer | 5 people like this

My friend told me having anal sex is like having a turd shoot into your ass. Is that true?
on October 3rd, 2009 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

My cat has been having sex with my rabbit for months. Why isn't my rabbit pregnant yet?
on October 3rd, 2009 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Bolwerk needs points. Every time you give Bolwerk points, Bolwerk, by His grace, saves a kitten. Every time you fail to give Bolwerk...
on October 1st, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

Why did God kill Onan for spilling his seed on the ground? I have to admit, I got a little excited when I read that paragraph and a bit...
on September 30th, 2009 | 7 answers | 8 people like this

Why can't people just not like Harry Potter because it sucks? Christian supremacists are batsh*t nuts. (See URL.)
on September 30th, 2009 | 11 answers | 6 people like this

When does the good part of the Bible start? I keep trying to read it, but always fall asleep when I get to the part listing all those...
on September 29th, 2009 | 10 answers | 9 people like this

What's the best kind of pumpkin to prepare meals with? I hear the large Halloween ones tend to be kind of bland.
on September 29th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Does it freak you out that, no matter what, you can legally have sex with almost all chicks and dudes (whatever your fancy) born in 1991...
on September 29th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Does Mel Gibson get erections?
on September 28th, 2009 | 10 answers | 9 people like this

Will a Muslim flag be flying over the White House by 2010? Jack Chick said so years ago, but he appears to have backtracked. Perhaps...
on September 28th, 2009 | 9 answers | 5 people like this

How would you act if someone came up to you and asked for your help to spy on another stranger?
on September 24th, 2009 | One answer

Who would like to invest in a new start-up? I have an idea for a great product to market to fundamentalist Christians: the Purity Plug, a...
on September 23rd, 2009 | 2 answers

Whose career is deeper in the toilet? Scott Baio's or Kirk Cameron's (see video for Baio, link for Kirk)? Is there an '80s...
on September 22nd, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Who is the most mentally unstable person on AnswerBag?
on September 22nd, 2009 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Would you like Charles in charge of your anal pore?
on September 22nd, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Has anybody tried this mouse? I'm interesting in getting something better for my wrist, but trackballs blow.
on September 20th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Name somebody who died in the past five years and what ring of Hell in the Dante cosmology they ended up in. Why did you pick that ring?
on September 20th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

What's the strangest cloud shape you ever saw? I saw one that looked like a phallus going into a doughnut today.
on September 20th, 2009 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

Are you still evolving?
on September 20th, 2009 | 13 answers | 11 people like this

Have you ever put anything in a body orifice you wish you hadn't? What?
on September 20th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

What could get you aroused in public? Why is this guy wearing no pants?
on September 19th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Is it time to come up with more creative ways to say hello and goodbye? How about revisionist/modified medieval heralding of what...
on September 19th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

America truly is becoming a more inclusive place. This week, the focus of America's missing pretty girl syndrome is an Asian. What...
on September 19th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

What's the best way to make yourself poop faster? I want to poop out my breakfast before I hit the gym at noon, and then wash the...
on September 19th, 2009 | no answers

Would you like to see Ron Paul go on a blind date with Ayn Rand? Name your best pairing between a living and dead person.
on September 19th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

The ranks of Hell are swelling: Mary Travers and Irving Kristol. Who will be the next to die? How many souls still need to be collected...
on September 18th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Complete the thought: what would Jesus do for ____?
on September 18th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Would you want Connie Rhodes as your doctor? Do you think she identifies women as having evolved from a man's rib?
on September 18th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Does Obama interrupt people the way Kanye West does?
on September 18th, 2009 | 8 answers | 5 people like this

What do you think of beauty contests involving preteens?
on September 17th, 2009 | 11 answers | 8 people like this

Would you visit a sex surrogate?
on September 17th, 2009 | One answer

Have you ever sat on your scrotum in such a manner as to cause irreversible damage?
on September 16th, 2009 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

If you had to have sex with somebody from an '80s sitcom, who would it be?
on September 16th, 2009 | One answer

Have you ever known anyone who expelled feces with such force that they accidentally vacated their soul through their sphincter? Was it...
on September 14th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Complete the phrase: jungle ____
on September 14th, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Is Kanye West tupping Beyonce? Who would like to see that video?
on September 14th, 2009 | no answers

What strange eating habits does your cat have? Check out this one.
on September 13th, 2009 | One answer

If God is such an amazingly intelligent designer, why did He put the man's G-spot up his a**?
on September 13th, 2009 | 18 answers | 20 people like this

Has God given you hemorrhoids lately? Does He still punish people with this affliction when they commit crimes against His elect?
on September 12th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Why don't butts wipe themselves?
on September 12th, 2009 | 10 answers | 5 people like this

Is there such a thing as a penile stigmata?
on September 12th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

About what shade was the skin of Jesus Christ? Black like Wesley Snipes? White as Brad Pitt? A mellow brown like Robert Beltran? Perhaps...
on September 12th, 2009 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

How will you be celebrating the 2000 year anniversary of the terrorist assault on Teutoberg Forest by swarthy Roman fanatics? We must...
on September 11th, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Anglo-Saxon riddle: I am a strange creature, for I satisfy women, I grow very tall, erect in a bed. I'm hairy underneath. From time...
on September 8th, 2009 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Does LIBERALS think they can get away with MORE SOCIALIST SCHOOL and stuff like that? say NO to the SOCIALIST EDUCATION SYSTEM!
on September 7th, 2009 | 12 answers | 2 people like this

What's a good cure for butt itch? Right in the crack.
on September 6th, 2009 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

I've had a bad day. I want to kick someone in the balls. Christ shed His precious blood for us, so why won't He allow me the...
on August 29th, 2009 | 9 answers | 3 people like this

What's the strangest swimwear you've ever seen? Warning: link probably NSFW!
on August 29th, 2009 | One answer

What state or county is most ready to FIGHT socialism? This year, let's REMEMBER the AMERICANS who were killed by SOCIALISTS during...
on August 28th, 2009 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

Who's ready to fight back? Now the LIBERALS are trying to pay for MORE SOCIALIST POLICE using SOCIALIST STIMULUS FUNDS. This...
on August 27th, 2009 | 9 answers | 2 people like this

What's the worst place to stick a body appendage?
on August 27th, 2009 | 11 answers | 9 people like this

Why are you fat?
on August 26th, 2009 | 20 answers | 15 people like this

You have only one bullet. Who dies? Kate Gosselin or Nadya Suleman?
on August 26th, 2009 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

How many times have condoms broken on you?
on August 26th, 2009 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

I've got writers block. I'm working on my Twilight/Star Wars crossover fanfic, and I got to the part where Han Solo cornholes...
on August 26th, 2009 | 7 answers | 5 people like this

I'd rather be DEAD than saved by the socialist RED truck of the Fire Department! How can we abolish this socialist institution?...
on August 26th, 2009 | 20 answers | 12 people like this

Anyone know any good web sites for finding cruisey bathrooms?
on August 25th, 2009 | no answers | 2 people like this

Who can help me? Just inherited my dead aunt's dog. Kids love it. I hate it. Need you to pretend to be a dog walker. You...
on August 25th, 2009 | 7 answers | 2 people like this

Which is more fail? AnswerBag or Wikipedia?
on August 25th, 2009 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

I live upstream from my neighbors, the Goombahschulers. I dumped my entire septic tank into the stream, and now they're all sick....
on August 25th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

It's true isn't it? Turtles are sick!
on August 25th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Would you go to a doctor who thinks a woman can be extracted from a rib?
on August 12th, 2009 | 4 answers | 7 people like this

What do you come out as on the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator test? I was wondering if anything predominates on AnswerBag. Many people on...
on August 12th, 2009 | One answer | 3 people like this

What do you think of the cinematic masturpiece Nailin' Paylin?
on August 12th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Do you fap to Kevin Smith?
on August 2nd, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

I have a 1999 Subaru Outback Sport that hasn't really been run since late 2007. I want to sell it, but the battery is dead and brake...
on August 2nd, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

What's a good kind of wood to use to build a custom bookshelf? I want something fairly sturdy, but light enough to mount high up on...
on August 2nd, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Is there a good shooting range for released caged animals near Corpus Christi?
on August 2nd, 2009 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

I STARTED DATING A BLACK GIRL AND SINCE THEN HAIR HAS STARTED GROWING ON MY BUTT AND IN MY BUTTCRACK IS THIS BECAUSE SHE GAVE ME A...
on August 1st, 2009 | 14 answers | 7 people like this

Is there anything to put in your baby's food that will make him poop less? Maybe I can just not feed him for a few days until his...
on August 1st, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

How cool would it be for Thor and Jesus to fight? I bet Thor would knock the little pansy hippie into next week.
on July 31st, 2009 | 2 answers | 6 people like this

You're a right-wing coprophiliac. Who would you rather practice your art on: Sarah Palin or Elisabeth Hasselbeck? Why?
on July 30th, 2009 | 3 answers | 6 people like this

Why does Texas have so many instain mothers who kill their babby even though babby cannot frigth back?
on July 27th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

So, what makes Californians so dumb? Between Reagan, Schwarzenegger, and this binte, how does anyone survive in this sea of stupidity?
on July 26th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Can somebody recommend a quiet portable (NOT window mountable) air conditioner that can cool an area of around 300 square feet?
on July 22nd, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

Why do male tortoises make odd groaning noises when they have sex? Is there any way to make them stop? It's keeping me up all night.
on July 22nd, 2009 | 3 answers | 6 people like this

What show(s) are these children's Bible propaganda clips taken from?
on July 21st, 2009 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

Ladies: would you look good in a romper? Post pics!
on July 14th, 2009 | One answer

What's the crappiest state in the United States? Why?
on July 14th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Pretend you're a clam. You're sitting there on the sea floor, mindin' your own business. Then along comes a hairy guinea...
on July 14th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Are there any open gays in Hollywood? Discounting cases of incidental bisexuality and and some B-level lesbians, I can't think of any.
on June 22nd, 2009 | 9 answers | 5 people like this

So why don't more ABers pull out?
on June 22nd, 2009 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

What can teach parents that no one wants to hear their screaming shit machines? I was at brunch yesterday, and a couple brought their...
on June 21st, 2009 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

What's the worst music video ever? Somebody on YouTube said it was this. What's your pick? (Post videos or URLs if you can.)
on April 22nd, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

How late can bars be open in Atlantic City, New Jersey?
on April 18th, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

How many penises have been in Miley Cyrus? (Her dad does NOT count.)
on April 11th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

What would you order at Obama Fried Chicken?
on April 4th, 2009 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

What's your favorite ghetto prom outfit?
on March 26th, 2009 | no answers

I lost all my nude pics of my ex-girlfriends in a hard drive crash. Where could I bring the drive to get the data *discretely* recovered?
on March 17th, 2009 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

COAT fascists are downrating me. What can be done about this terrorism?
on March 16th, 2009 | 8 answers | 3 people like this

Who thinks Gackt is the perfect man?
on March 16th, 2009 | 3 answers

What is your favorite Chick Tract?
on March 13th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

Can you top a Waffle House weeding for sheer trashy?
on March 13th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

What would you think of a sentimental lolcat/Full House video montage?
on March 12th, 2009 | no answers | 2 people like this

What's your favorite lolcat?
on March 12th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

What's the most dangerous sex toy you can has think of?
on March 11th, 2009 | 2 answers

Is that Barack Obama in the background?
on March 11th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

What's your best drasifbly impression?
on March 10th, 2009 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

God damn liberals are trying to build trains to send ghetto dwellers to pillage the countryside. We need to take up arms against them!...
on March 9th, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

I'm thinking of donating some sperm. How painful is the procedure?
on March 9th, 2009 | One answer

Hi i keep on having 2 throw boys outta my daughters room at night i put a camera in there to see what shes doing it was dark but i think...
on March 9th, 2009 | One answer

Are you sexy or cute?
on March 9th, 2009 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

Are cops really nice to you?
on March 9th, 2009 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

My roommate wouldn't leave the bathroom, and I really had to take a dump. Finally, I just took one in her planter. Is it fair to...
on March 9th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Do butts have any use besides pooping? I sometimes like to use mine for...other things.
on March 8th, 2009 | no answers

I accidentally used my roommate's dildo. They're the same color. Could I get an STD?
on March 8th, 2009 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

My S.O. is dirty. What can I do about it?
on March 8th, 2009 | 10 answers | 11 people like this

Domestic abuse is okay if you write a song about how you're sorry afterwards, especially if you're famous and wealthy, right?
on March 8th, 2009 | One answer | 3 people like this

The AB admin said my last question about birth control was not clear enough. So, what method of birth control do you prefer: sodomy or...
on March 6th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Who is whiter? Barack Obama or Bill Cosby?
on March 6th, 2009 | no answers | 1 person likes this

Sex is bad, ummkay?
on March 5th, 2009 | no answers

Does Jesus love you even though you're a complete asshole? Yes, I mean *you*.
on March 5th, 2009 | 11 answers | 7 people like this

Do you rely too much on Google Images?
on March 4th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

What factored into your decision to choose the terrorists over America?
on March 4th, 2009 | 8 answers | 4 people like this

Ladies: how many of you have peed in a urinal? Be honest!
on March 3rd, 2009 | 3 answers | 5 people like this

What is the dumbest religion ever? Current or historical ones are fine.
on March 3rd, 2009 | 14 answers | 13 people like this

The kid here keeps flushing socks down the toilet. Does anyone else have that problem?
on March 3rd, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Is this woman dumb enough for AnswerBag?
on March 3rd, 2009 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Which kind of birth control do you prefer: sodomy or abortion?
on March 3rd, 2009 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Does this work better than catnip?
on March 3rd, 2009 | 4 answers | 6 people like this

Admit it. You like Ayn Rand only for her looks, you freak.
on March 2nd, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

I'm trying to help my local Mothers Against Drunk Driving chapter. Would you be interested in purchasing a MILF carwash calendar of...
on March 2nd, 2009 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

I shat in my bed. Can I sleep with you?
on March 2nd, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

For the tobacco industry to thrive in the 21st century, it needs to develop brand loyalty. What's the best way to get kids to start...
on March 2nd, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

What's the grossest medical condition that could happen to your bits?
on March 2nd, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

Anyone know any good ethnic jokes?
on March 2nd, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

What color dildo should I get my girlfriend for Easter?
on March 2nd, 2009 | 10 answers | 9 people like this

Is Jacob a sexier Twilight character than Edward? Who has the bigger male genitalia?
on March 1st, 2009 | 2 answers | 5 people like this

Who is funniest troll on AnswerBag?
on March 1st, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Is there anyone who looks good with a mullet?
on March 1st, 2009 | 7 answers | 7 people like this

What is the funniest Yogi Berra quote?
on March 1st, 2009 | no answers

Why do Muslims get so uptight when someone makes fun of Mohammad? Don't they realize that Islam isn't true, and that Mohammad...
on February 28th, 2009 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Finish the sentence: I like my coffee how I like my _(a)_: _(b)_.
on February 28th, 2009 | 5 answers | 3 people like this

What is the funniest Bible verse?
on February 27th, 2009 | 11 answers | 8 people like this

What's the most disgusting site on the Internet?
on February 27th, 2009 | no answers | 1 person likes this

What porn star has the biggest natural breasts?
on February 27th, 2009 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

I have a big pimple on the end of my penis, just below the glans. How do I get rid of it? I have a date tomorrow and I don't want...
on February 26th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Is Travis the Chimpanzee in Hell now, or enjoying everlasting joy with his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
on February 25th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle has the biggest genitalia? Which would you most want to have sex with?
on February 25th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

A man in Brisbane had his penis stuck in a meat grinder. What's the worst thing that ever happened to you this month?
on February 25th, 2009 | no answers | 1 person likes this

Does your ass jiggle when it gets smacked? Why?
on February 25th, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

Ever put one of these in your butt?
on February 25th, 2009 | 6 answers | 2 people like this

Do you often find your flatulence smells like what you just ate? Explain!
on February 24th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

What color panties are you wearing?
on February 22nd, 2009 | no answers | 3 people like this

Who is the hottest female on AB? Post pics!
on February 21st, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Does this 11-year deserve a medal for exercising his 2nd amendment rights?
on February 21st, 2009 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Do cats really make a good bait for catching sharks?
on February 20th, 2009 | 3 answers | 7 people like this

CNN has an article about slaves spying on the Confederacy. Inspiring or not?
on February 20th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

How many of the Duggar children are homosexual? Isn't it becoming pretty statistically likely that one will be a homosexual out of 18?
on February 20th, 2009 | One answer | 3 people like this

Remember that song "Who Let The Dogs Out"? I always wanted to do a parody, "Who Let The Logs Out."
on February 20th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Why do my feces stick so much? Every time I go to vacate my bowels, I find myself having to wipe vigorously. Oftentimes, I just jump in...
on February 19th, 2009 | 8 answers | 10 people like this