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It's the 21st century, how important is it that a man marry a virgin in today's society? It's a bad idea, unless you like risking sexual awkwardness and a sucky sex life.

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If an Atheist accepts Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior is he saved? No. Christianity doesn't magically become Truth when an atheist accepts it as such.

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How can I make all my jew friends into Christian? Seize their babies, and raise them in Jesus's name. Edgardo Mortara became a servant of the Lord, for instance.

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can you those your virgenity to a hot dog Why don't you try it and see?

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Why do some women moan while having sex and others don't? It’s thought that women moan during sex as a primordial throwback to humanity’s hunter-gatherer days. Basically, to encourage genetic variety, women instinctively would have sex with as many men as possible. When a woman was having sex with someone on a jungle or savannah floor, that distinct noise would alert other males that a female was ready to copulate. Other males would then line up...

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Where is the best place in the world to spend New Year's Eve? In a whorehouse.

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your a nerd how does that make you feel? You can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're." How does that make you feel?

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Can I count on Wikipedia as a reliable source? It's probably pointless to use wikipedia by itself. But it's okay to use the sources wikipedia cites, and wikipedia can lead you to those sources. If an article is unsourced, don't use it. This should make no difference to high school teachers, and they wouldn't know anyway. And it might shorten the work load. I would caution against using wikipedia for sources that have to do with...

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What's fair to expect for a bonus from your employer during the holidays? Bonuses are usually based somehow on how much profit a company has. It's a good way to be bring a company's net income down so it pays fewer taxes, while rewarding "productive" employees.

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What do you think of snow? Do you like it or not? I don't mind it, but most places have drivers that are just way too incompetent to handle it safely, and I often find that to be a problem.

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WHY white people no like mexican's .. whats wrong?? Not all pasty faces are so bad. The ones who don't like Mexicans are generally the ones who leech of the rest of society, and feel the need to have someone lower than them to dump on. The same goes for about any other racial group that thinks it's smarter than another racial group.

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hi i want to ask about a name of t.v series it's about a time machine that has a shape of crystal and it was produced in the 1990s or 1980s? I don't remember any crystals, but Time Trax is the time travel series that stands out for me from the early 1990s.

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Why is it that we never hear of female suicide bombers or female terrorists in general? Who is "we," white man? I hear about them all the time. The most famous female terrorist in the world right now is one by the name of Sarah Palin. However, it's hardly rare for even the Amerikan press to report on incidents of female suicide bombing, often by unmarried young women, when they do happen - which is often enough.

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Why do Republicans and Democrats seem to hate each other so much? I thought the U.S.A. was the land of the free! Both exist to achieve power, and each gains power at the cost of the other. The best way to gain power under the American political regime is to make the other guy look worse than you in an election. If there were competitive elections, or perhaps even more parties, in the USA you'd see less of this.

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Should parents spank their kids for wrong doing or find an alternative method{like restriction or time out} what would produce better results?kids nowadays seem less scared of consequences to lying or their actions Yes, but only when used against authority figures such as cops, judges, prosecutors, teachers, and parents.

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Theres a couple more days till christmas who exited??? Christ exited, though probably not the way some people think.

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I want to go to the doctor so i can get birth control but im not sure because i dont want my mom to know that sexually active with my boyfriend..even tough i always use protection such as a condom but i also want birth control. im only 17 years old. I would go to Planned Parenthood and discuss my options. If your boyfriend is properly using condoms, you should be pretty safe. However, if you're planning unprotected sex, which I would advise against, be very careful and make sure you both go through a fully battery of STD tests.

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Ok so i have a 8 inch penis when erect and im 14 years old. what size condom would i need to get for a perfect fit for sex? It's really nice to know the cretins here are so willing to demean somebody who is asking a serious question that could affect his sexual health. Great job, guys. In most cases, condoms are designed to fit a wide range of penis sizes and shapes. Properly used, a condom should cover your entire penis right down to the base, and your penis should be in the right range for that. For most men,...

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Ok my cousin is 12! and came to me to get some condoms cos he wanted to hav sex with his 12yr old GF. So im not trying to be gross right now but is a 12yr old boys penis big enough to fit in a condom or to make her feel good? Whether he can wear a condom depends on the size of his penis and the size of the condom. Whether he can pleasure the girl probably depends on her relative sexual maturity, sexual experience, and his own skill and technique. Some boys are pretty physically mature at age 12, while others look prepubescent at age 16.

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What makes condoms feel so gross? The lubricant? The blunting of your senses? Women usually prefer their beef injections warm and gooey. Studies show women who don't use condoms are happier.

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What are the pros and cons of the Jewish religion? Pro: It probably contributed fewer homicides to the world than its children Christianity and Islam Con: It's still a religion.

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What is the worst website for a child to be on? Pornography isn't exactly acceptable for kids to look at, but Zwinky goes too far.

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Have you ever black maled anybody? Is that when you hire a black male to come at 'em?

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How much mammals in the world that have four nipples to feed thier genrations? This condition is actually rather rare, but some four-legged mammals such as Patricia Heaton and Elizabeth Hasselbeck have been sighted with it.

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Some claim that the Tea Party movement lacks a cohesive message and goal. Is this true? What is their message? Their message is that they're the most important people on the planet and the government should continue providing them entitlements it doesn't provide other people. Yes, really.

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Should the U.S. Abolish the Death Penalty? Yes, mostly because those most passionately for the death penalty are the most incompetent to fairly administer it. Setting aside the obvious methodological flaws in surveys about deterrence, the idea that deterrence is even on the radar is kind of diminished by the fact that only a minority of murderers even get charged with capital crimes.

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Why is it that Muslims consider Jesus Christ a prophet and the Catholics consider Jesus Christ as God? Who is telling the truth? Muslims are gullible and Catholics are absurd.

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Help I'm not going to graduate school Well, first of all, SSI requires you work and pay into SSI. Secondly, you have to be QUITE PRETTY to even have a chance of surviving off a career of single-client prostitution (which is essentially what housewifedom is). Third, working is probably easier than being a mom and doesn't add to overpopulation. Fourth, please get your tubes tied k thx

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my daughters boyfriend is self employed...hes an electritian......he alters elecricity meters ...making peoples bills lower.is this legal No, but it's commendable, which is what matters in the end. Electric utilities are thieves.

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If you are a Republican, what are 3 issues you stand for? Republicans' primary motivators are greed, pedophilia, playing with weapons they don't know how to handle, and vicarious expressions of their impotent rage. Those are pretty common traits of most fascist-like people though. I'm really not sure what the top three are, but the one they have the hardest time admitting to is the pedophilia.

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If a person comes to live in America, should they leave their old country customs behind? No. And I'll go further: nobody has any right to outlaw your customs either!

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What country has: 1. the best food 2. the most polite people 3. cheap prices for shopping 4. the best attractions 5. the best weather All countries are full of dicks.

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Gun laws have actually loosened under Obama. Obama will take our guns just politically driven hype to scare and raise money for the NRA? Of course it was. The U.S. media feels bad for being so deferential to Obama last year, so they're going out of the way to help their friends in the Republikan Party distract people with non-issues like they did under Clinton (with blowjobs, no less).

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Which is worth more? 3 squares of slightly used toilet paper, or a University of Phoenix diploma? The diploma, of course. Do you want someone else's turds all up in your crack?

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Would you like to join me for the sunset? Will you be nekkid?

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What is the overarching theme of the Bible. Yahweh's bulging erection vicariously fulfilling a savage, impotent need for violence.

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Gender selection is currently legal in the U.S. Isn't this totally sick? It's an unavoidable consequence of people having a constitutional right to abortion. If you can abort your fetus, you can choose to abort only one gender of fetus. And just because it's legal doesn't mean it's a problem. In fact, most things only become problems when they become illegal.

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Do you think a One-World government would be good, or bad? Depends on its structure. Big, unwieldy, bureaucratic governments are relatively safe next to the efficient, Ayn Rand-fantasized police states because they at least provide a counterweight to other prevailing institutions with authoritarian tendencies, like financial capitalism and the church. It's not that big, unwieldy, bureaucratic governments are good, it's just that they're...

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I met a former satanist (don't know what type) who said he was from a long line of witches, that wicca is a farce and not true witchcraft, and that many frat/sorority rites are satanic in nature. Were his statements truthful? Knowlegeable answers please. Well, by definition, all religions aren't strictly "true." They're man-made narratives. That said, if you define witchcraft as pre-Christian European pagan beliefs, Wicca clearly doesn't fit the bill. That's because it was invented in the 1950s. That, by itself, doesn't make it absurd. Other beliefs with wide currency were invented relatively recently,...

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If I am on birth control can my lover ejaculate inside me? It's probably not advisable. You can still get wretched diseases, including that 9-month infestation that many ABers are so sanctimonious about.

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Can sucking girls boobs increase the size? Probably not permanently. If you suck them long enough, you'll start producing milk though - even if you've never been pregnant. (Yes, it even works for guys too sometimes.)

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Why is California called the Golden State? Because "ignorant, sanctimonious dungheap of suburban dystopia" couldn't fit on the license plate. And "New Jersey West" made them seem too much like the poseurs they are.

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I have a black cat named Obama, and that actually offends some people. Do you have a pet whose name is offensive to some? I was in New Jersey a few years ago and everyone named their black cat "Nigger."

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In the first chapter of Twilight Bella is differnt form the rest of the students in FHS and they find it fasinating. The Cullens (before the vampire discovery) are diffrent yet veiwed as strange. Why are the two portrayed so diffrently? It's a literary trope to advance the story and provide exposition. There's nothing wrong with that per se, but it was poorly executed. You have to remember that StafANNY Meyer is a redneck Mormon BBW with a fascination for sexual deprivation (using the characters' necrophilic/pedophilic urges as a kind of weak allegory) and a sick fetish for virginity, not a professional...

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What do I do about a 28 y.o. son who fails to launch, mooches off his parents and continually introduces conflict into the household,(mainly because Mom won't cut the apron/purse strings). My wife and I are married 30 years, ultimatums are out of the Q. Hire Sarah Jessica Parker to lure him out with her toothy vagina.

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What directory does Jesus save to? /dev/null

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Popeye's or kfc? Why? I'm not going to waste my money on either. And if I did, I think I'd rather just drop them straight into the toilet rather than let my body go through the torture of being exposed to them and having them stick inside my colon for weeks.

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What jobs are hiring at the age of 15? Prostitute

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Did Adam and Eve get any children when they were in the Garden of Eden? If not, why not? No, the stork, for whom there is biblical support, was unavailable until after the fall due to one of many scheduling mix-ups in the Bible.

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Who deserves a tip? Canoeists

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Which ABer has the sexiest butt?=D I don't know about butts, but I have the sexiest butt hole.

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What should you never say to a cop? "Have a nice day, officer."

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MEN:Are you wearing Jeans right now? Same one for three days!

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Have you ever used the kitchen sink to brush your teeth? Yep. Even pee in it when someone won't get out of the bathroom. I wanted to train the cat to bury my pee in the litterbox, but it never worked.

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Are the covers on your bed a "disaster" when you wake up? It's, uh, messy

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Is this funny? I can not see I can not pee I can not chew I can not screw.My memory shrinks My hearing stinks No sense of smell I look like hell.My bodys drooping I have trouble pooping.The Golden years have come at last. Golden years "kiss my a@@"! I was like that at 17. Not enough fiber in my diet. Heh heh. P00p

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Does getting along with everyone mean never disagreeing with anyone? Nope. That doesn't work either.

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Please! Can you remember any Xmas Carol to remind of AB users and AB friends who are just present here now and ready to chant it? I have white babies to consume, pa rum pum pum pum.

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Have you eaten M&Ms today? No, they make my poop sticky.

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Okay this may be a difficult question: my son is doing a debate on the resolved: the united states federal government should make cyber bullying a crime.he has to argue the negative side, meaning they shouldn't make it a crime...any support? any reasons? Federalism? How about saying that states and local governments can handle the problem just fine, and it should be between parents and schools?

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If guns kill people, do spoons make them fat? Guns only kill when used for their intended purpose. Why the loaded question?

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Im an 17 yr old Christian(southern baptist) girl. I'm very strong in my faith and i trust God with everything! Are there any guys my age out there who are baptist christians too, who are very strong in their faith as well? No, but you're passed the age of consent where I live. Come on by. We can get durnk!

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Why are people so stupid to still drink and drive now when it is not just a slap on the wrist no more? It's not really the drinking and driving that's stupid. The drinking is actually laudable. It's the driving that's stupid, and drunks at least have an excuse for driving. Sober people who drive don't have the excuse, "I was drunk, so I did something stupid." They make a calculated, conscious decision to do something stupid.

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Does God share your views on issues? No, but hey, we can't all be the Republikan Party.

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Name one Black comedian Michael Steele

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Should food stamps be used to buy organic food? I don't see why not. I think the fundamental problem with food in the U.S.A. is that we subsidize the nasty stuff. If we subsidized organics instead of corn syrup production, people on food stamps would automatically make better decisions.

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Did you want Barack Obama to become our U.S President? It would be preferable for the United States to be dissolved.

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While answering a question about above ground vs underground trains, I found the wildest photos of trains that went THROUGH buildings in NYC! Does your town have train tracks that go THROUGH buildings? It was probably very common at one time. It made loading and unloading easy and relatively space efficient.

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What's it like in New York? If you mean NYC: it's probably one of a handful of true cities left in North America. You can get around conveniently without a car, it's safer than most places, and despite its reputation probably about as clean as you'd expect on the U.S. east coast. Probably what's unique about New York is the frenetic pace and high rate of mass transit use (both are unique for North...

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All non-Christians are fools, for they deny the existence of the Biblical God (Pslam 14:1). What do you think? Well, Christians must be fools too, since Psalms were written by the Jews. Jews, of course, seem way less punitive with their afterlife.

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What beverage do you drink the most? Beer

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I hate white people. My friend needs help, what should I do when he says this? Whites lack soul and love pedophilia, inbreeding, and sanctimony.

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What is the best place to do MBA in USA Depends what you want. U. Penn and Harvard are probably the most prestigious. There are plenty of more affordable state schools.

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"Ebenezer Scrooge" is alive, standing in front of you and says, "Xmas? Bah! Humbug!" So, how do ya respond to that? What would be YOUR "comeback" line to the old fart? Feck aye, ol' boy. Let's grab us a draught down at the pub. (Christmas truly is a horrible, backwards holiday. We should mourn His birth and celebrate His death.)

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Why is the Christian god always portrayed as a muscular hobo? Michelangelo had a fetish for sweaty looking patriarchal guys. Like an old Tony Danza.

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What is the most sexiest/erotic culture in the world? Don't say it's a Mediterranean culture. No human being would ever want to have sex with one of the sub-human beasts from that sweltering cauldron of un-civilization.

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What makes a man want to hold on to a woman so badly when it is obvious he chases skirts when he gets a chance. Why not just leave the woman he claims to love & move on with his other women? Can a man actually love 1 woman but still wnt to cheat? Every man probably has some desire to cheat at least sometimes. It's natural to want to spread your genes around as much as possible.

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What are possible signs that a teenager has schizophrenia? Delusions

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Do you think being a vegetarian is a Eco thing ? "good thing for the planet " Certainly, but eating meat certainly isn't unsustainable. Americans probably eat too much, and poorly processed meat is often cheaper than healthy snacks.

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What do you think of 80-year-old Muslim who married 10-year-old? More evidence that the perverse institution of marriage should be banned.

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Is it true all radical Islamists grow long beards? Many do. They see a beard as a symbol of masculinity and piety. This isn't unheard of amongst Orthodox Jews and perhaps even some Christian groups though. Keep in mind that many Muslim extremists are permitted to shave their faces to blend into cultures they're planning to infiltrate and attack.

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What did you think about the movie "Juno"? Should have been aborted.

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Is it true Brigham Young and the mormons "declared independence" from the United States on Sept. 15th, 1857 and they have been waging a secret war against our country ever since? Ues. Orrin Hatch is secretly allied with the Muslims to destroy Amerika.

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Where can I find some black caulk? Did you check Harlem?

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Do underwear models enhance their bulges? I'm sure it's done with Photo[=penis]Shop.

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Was Google right to remove racist Michelle Obama image? See LINK: What was the image? I never saw it.

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What is the most badass way to die? Shot by agents of the state atop of a pile of dead Republicans.

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What's one store you definitely plan on shopping at, on Black Friday? Think I'll stay home.

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Can anyone give me advice for meeting and asking a father for his permission to date his daughter? What kind of patriarchal sh*t is that? You don't need the father's permission. You need the *daughter's* permission.

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Will hand saitizer kill semen? No fast enough. It's better to boil your semen to deactivate it.

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Do you trust Fox News? Glenn Beck has a corkscrew-shaped penis. Oh, what was the question?

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Why do people obsess over embryos but ignore the needs of real children? Real children go on welfare and refuse to get jobs. With embryos, only their mommies go on welfare.

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Do the ladies prefer circumcised units? No, because teh Bolwerk is un-circumcized.

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Who is the best looking? Clinton? G.W. Bush? or Obama? I'll vote for Obama because he's black, but Bush will probably STEAL this election.

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If 9-11 happened this year, how many Republicans would blame it on our current president? It's his fault. He's even the same color as the ter'rists!

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I have a 16cm erection anyone wana tell me how small i am We don't care what your father put in your mouth.

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Isn't it sad that pedophiles have made it almost impossible to enjoy this song from the movie, "GIGI," without someone conjuring up a negative image in their own mind, of the singer (or the listener), being some kind of a "sick" person? I don't see how that is. If you enjoy the song, no pedophile can take that away from you unless you let them.

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My brother has always shown signs of being a closeted homosexual. He use to spend hours making up stories about my dad and Uncle Mike (NOT blood-related) being best friends who are somewhat in-love. What does this mean? If he did it as a young child, probably nothing.

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Besides Fig-Newtons, what other kinds of Newtons are there? Big Newton: http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=1080431 But he doesn't seem to do anything.

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Dangerous places USA USA USA

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I drink lots of beer..but I also drink lots of Vitamin D whole milk and tomato juice..do you think I have a problem? Drinking naturally made beer probably isn't all that bad for you, and is even an excellent source of vitamin B. Actually, it doesn't really cause hangovers it's so good.

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QUICK! What is the first 3-digit number that comes immediately to mind? Don't look at others answers until you have thought of yours. You might be blown away that there is a common number people think of. 666

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Husband & I are divorcing, completely in agreement on everything except for the rings. He wants them back, I believe they are mine. If he gets awarded them in court but I refuse to give them back, what happens? What if I say I sold/lost them, etc? I think the general rule is whoever wanted the divorce gives up the rings.

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Do "progressive" states have the worst budget problems? California seems to. Others don't seem particularly terrible. Of course, "progressive" states have the burden of paying for red states.

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Today our friend Bolwerk has reached Sage! Won't you join me in celebrating the fine posting legacy of this AB legend? Today is the day to thank Him for all He has given us and all He has taught us about our lives, ourselves, and our bowel movements. Thank you for your kind words, Brother Isz.

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The first time I masturbated I was 14 and it felt good, but I'm 18 now and I've never felt the same pleasure since. I seem to ejaculate a lot faster now. Is this normal? Practice makes perfect. The male body is a machine for shooting out loads. Don't worry, it's natural.

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What is difference between culture and civilization? If you're referring to the early 20th century German dichotomy between "kultur" and "zivilisation," the rough idea is that kultur refers to a somewhat elevated German spiritual consciousness vs. mere civilization (what those lowly wine-sipping frogs have). Thomas Mann was an early proponent of that view, though I believe he later at least partially renounced that ideology.

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If it's an important matter, should I contact my ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend especially if he's withholding information? That might make you seem a little...insecure.

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My girlfriend said she wants to be alone, she just moved to a new area that she is unfamiliar with. She says she doesn't want me to pay for her ex bf's mistakes and she is insecure. She never said its over though but that's what it feels like? For your sanity, maybe assume that it is. Also, do you really want to stay with someone that emotionally fcuked?

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When you were under the legal drinking age, was it easy for you to get alcohol if you wanted it? Yes, and when it wasn't, it was easy enough to make something intoxicating (but bad tasting). I've actually been considering writing some instructions on making a few bottles of beer or cider for American teenagers. I need to research how to do it with supermarket products a little more.

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My OS (Win98SE) keeps crashing and I think it is due to a registry error. I have a reg file that contains a full backup of the registry when it was working, but regedit won't let me overwrite the entire registry while the OS is running. Suggestions? Did you try safe mode?

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Why is this guy teasing me and creating sexual tension between us? is he trying to get a reaction or does he just get off doing it? Why can't it be both? It would be a major bonus for him if you had sex with him.

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My 22month old is that same size at the 7month old. If i put them in the same outfits could they fall as twins? (they look nothing like eachother) Twins don't need to look alike. Indeed, fraternal twins often don't. There have been rare cases of fraternal twins born to mixed race couples that came out with one black and the other white. Also, a well-placed ménage à trois could cause one man's sperm to fertilize one egg and another man's sperm to fertilize another egg. In this case, you'd have...

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President Bush screamed "Stop throwing the Constitution in my face, it’s just a goddamned piece of paper!" Can you think of a better way to disrespect America? If you're a Republican, you might think being black is a better way.

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How many of your Grade School, Junior High School and High School teachers names can you remember? Pretty much all of them, but some no-name classes kind of get hazy. The worst teachers are the most memorable, sadly. (I checked my elementary school's web site. The last grade school teacher I had just retired last year.)

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How do you get a six yr old to stop swearing? Who cares about swearing? If it's a social concern, set time and place limits. Your sprog will feel empowered, knowing when to swear and when not to. Overall, swearing is just a sign of a healthy anti-authoritarianism.

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What is a way to make a "good salad" even BETTER!? Butter

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Have you ever burnt the inside of your mouth with something that was too hot? What was it? Steamed dumplings (Thai)

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What is another way to say "broken"? Fux0red

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The reason I really like _______ is because it is good/healthy/fun/exciting for me! What word (s) can you use to complete the sentence? beer

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SERIOUSLY, I just heard this. Do you agree or disagree? A woman on a diet is always in a bad mood!? I disagree, but many women are in bad moods all the time. (So are many men.)

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When it comes to your S/O, what are some ways to show you care? Let her drive me places.

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What restaurant would you like to EAT FREE for one week? Hmm, it would probably need to be super-expensive with a diverse menu to keep a week worth it for me.

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Why is the Euro now the official currency of Monaco, Andorra, San Marino and the Vatican, when none of these countries is a member of the EU? Many of them used the currency of the country nearby them to begin with. But the EU is not the same thing as the European central bank. Some EU members retain their national currency, most famously the UK.

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What do you think of trolls. Are they a) Frustrated, angry, hate-filled people? b) Deranged loosers? c) Intellectually challenged? d) On drugs or alcohol? e) All of the above. Seems to be an awfully loaded question. In my capacity as a card-carrying member of T.W.A.T., I can assure you most of us turned down MENSA membership. While we certainly drink and do drugs when the State isn't looking, we would NEVER, EVER do something to harm YOU, the people we serve.

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GOPers: Luddites or high tech? See LINK: The Party has always been good at exploiting media. Sadly for them they may have hit their limit with social networking because most of their remaining hardcore followers are probably dinosaurs.

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What are cause and effects of deer hunting? Deer, ironically, are pretty well adapted to the American suburb. That probably encourages their population growth, which in turn encourages hunting them.

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We've been invaded by teensy annoying-as-hell flies throughout our house! they've bunkered down in all my plants - doesnt matter if a room has plants or not, there they are! it's gotten completely out of hand BUT i dont want to use insecticides - HELP! I don't know what these flies are, but nicotine is a natural alternative to industrial insecticides.

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Somalia pirates make a fortune from piracy why then don´t other countries have pirates also? Every country has pirates. Somalia's are a product of western maritime activity and the political situation in Somalia.

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Would you fuk an older guy?..twice your age? No, but I'm not gay. +5

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How do you deep fry a turkey? About 45 minutes in a big ass deep fryer. Make sure not to spill any burning oil on yourself. But the turkey is delicious that way.

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Why do dogs like having there belly rubed? It's sexual.

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Is there a difference between fucking and making love? Fux0ring

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Girlfriend is getting me a month of tanning for December,it seems to help me with depression,I want to get her something to return the favor.She has serious arthritis,former biker(Harley)and has a pet cat+22 tarantulas as pets,,also in a small apartment Get her some valium. +5

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Republicans VS Democrats!!! Why is one necessarily better than the other? The Democrats are necessarily better, but only because they're necessarily less corrupt and hostile to the interests of the human race than Republicans. Traditionally, despite always been the party of the rich and plutocratic, Republicans at one time had some good qualities. Not anymore. They've become the most dangerously authoritarian major party in the western world, perhaps...

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My parakeet got its toenail stuck in the cage and i quickly got it out after like 2 days he started acting wierd now shes barely using the foot or anything. i dont think its broken though what do i do. Just keep an eye on it for now probably. IIRC, parakeets heal bone damage pretty fast. If it's not okay in a few days, maybe go to a vet. It could just be a cut or something that's bother the bird.

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Poll: Most Republicans think ACORN stole the election for Obama. Just how gullible are GOPers? See LINK: Republikans can't bring themselves to admit Amerika voted for a negro.

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Is it true that Pope Benedict XVI showed up for the New Moon premier? I heard he's a huge Twilight fan. I heard some Catholics claiming Pope Benedict glitters when sunshine hits him.

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How long after sex does your BODY not the person know its pregnant? Hormonal changes start rather immediately.

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Do you own a dictionary, or like me do you already know all the words? I have a pre-programmed button in my Firefox browser for m-w.com. Bitchin'

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Are animals making us sick? Animals have been linked to disease for a long time. What do you have in mind?

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Is Obama bowing to the Presidents of foreign nations, like the Emperor of Japan, consistent of a un-American frat boy being Commander and Chief? It's probably a sign of respect to countries where a bow is...a sign of respect. Now, I know Americans traditionally don't bow, but I'm pretty sure Obama wasn't the first to do it either.

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Does the Washington Post have a liberal bias or is it a Neo-Con rag? Cite your evidence. Probably both. Neocons are liberals with a bellicose streak. I don't really buy into the liberal-conservative dichotomy. The most conservative people in the United States are in the Democratic Party, and the most liberal might be the neo-cons on the right and suburban NIMBYs a little to the left of that right. If this is what you're asking, I don't think the Washington Post...

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If your man is cheating on you, does he act nicer to you and cuddly more? Or if he's cheating does he ignore you and distance himself more? I tend to alternate between both. It's more effective.

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Does the Bible teach total abstinence from alcoholic beverages? Gene Getz, author of "The Measure of a Man" claims that it does not. From what I can tell, the Bible only prohibits drunkenness, not all consumption. Ecclesiastes 9.7 Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a merry heart; for God now accepteth thy works. Amos 9:14 And I will bring again the captivity of my people of Israel, and they shall build the waste cities, and inhabit them; and they shall plant vineyards, and drink the wine...

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Why does the system fail children Why are people only concerned about the "children"? Once sprogs become adults, a vicious sanctimony sets in and it becomes perfectly okay to inflict onerous sentences completely out of proportion with the crime.

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How bad dose it hurt when a girl gits kick down there? Does the gender of the kicker make a difference? Methinks you want to be kicked by a guy!

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Explain how Reagan's policies reflect conservative politics and contributed to stimulation of the economy. They have little to do with conservatism, and everything to do with making sure political cronies get tax cuts. There's no direct evidence that they did stimulate the economy.

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My breast have been really tender (sore ) for 2-3 weeks now. Usually there are only about a week prior to my period not 2-3 weeks. Any ideas? Sorry, my fault.

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What is endangerment of a child in Texas? Taking it to or leaving it in Texas is itself endangerment.

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I recvd 2nd DWI 2005 & have done all requirements incl 4 yrs w/o license. Now Im told need ignition interlock 3yrs by 1 office, or 1yr by other.I was NEVER advised this in court or by lawyer. Is this new? Is it 1or 3yr? Any recourse? N Carolina Fat chance. Constitutional rights go out the window when Americans get butthurt about something. The best thing you can do is give up the car, and take back all the freedoms you yield to the state for the "privilege" of driving. But that's easier if you can move to a big, walkable city with a good public transportation system.

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It stings for guys to make themselves stop urinating mid-stream... do girls have the same discomfort if they force themselves to stop? It doesn't sting for me. My penis digs the workout.

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Why do many big members one day quit Answerbag and never log in again ? What forces them to never get online on this site? I have a big member.

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As opposed to "organized religion", what are some examples of disorganized religions? Universal Life Church.

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Why are people mixing races so much these days? Variety is fun.

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Is anyone other than Michael Moore unhappy that "Capitalism: A Love Story" isn't on the short list for best documentary for the 2009 Academy Awards? I generally find Michael Moore's documentaries a bit Leni-ish, but if the same cadre of relatively talentless people get represented every year, why not Michael Moore?

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If the Republicans took over in 2012, what new stupid war would they get America involved in? They'd just continue their ongoing war against reality.

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If prostitution was made legal in America would you be upset? Would you leave the country? I doubt it would change anything, except to lower the number of people in the prison system.

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What does Jesus teach us about polygamy? That if you're a cult founder, eventually some future leaders of said cult will want it.

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There is this 14 year old girl and she has 8 boyfriends at the same time. Is she a slut? "Slut" is a morally-laden term used by busybodies uncomfortable with women expressing themselves sexually. A male that age would probably be dismissed as exploring his sexuality, and perhaps patted on the back for his virility.

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Do you think a first marriage should be "until death do us part"? Why not? If need be, death is pretty easy to induce.

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How often do you honk at people while driving and what for? I don't know, but drivers around here honk way too much. I kick cars frequently in protest. I'm considering purchasing some steel toed boots to leave a good dent.

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Can girls or woman drink beer? Yes, and indeed they should. Beer is a delicious, nutritious drink. An unfiltered beer a day starting at age 12 is an excellent source for vitamin B complex. It also promotes immunity and heart health.

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How do you feel about Obama's failure to to the US safe from Terror? Who is Terror? Is that a new name for Jehovah?

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How come Italian youngsters tend to live at home for so long? Some of it might just be tradition. Stay at home until you're married and start your own family. It's not exactly ridiculous, as it gives young people a chance to save up. Economics may not help. Italy's economy has hovered in the range of growth recession for a long time. This means that while the economy is growing, it isn't very beneficial because fewer jobs are...

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With the costs of saving energy(around $80 a month for a family of 5) will the practice of hanging cloths outside on a clothesline come back? I already do hang my clothes in my back yard if I can. Honestly, they smell better than they do after a stink in a drier and they aren't as wrinkled. I save time ironing too. Unfortunately, there are months here where it's below freezing for long periods of time in the winter, so I can't really do it from December to March or so.

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ABers that celebrate Christmas - what are some aromas that you associate with the holiday? Bull nuts roasting on an open fire.

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Just curious about your answers :D Would you ever let your spouse bring your child/children to his/her country to visit the family without you?? I wouldn't!! Depends on the country. I live in a third world police state right now, so I wouldn't really mind if my hypothetical sprogs were taken somewhere safer. At the same time, there are lots of third world police states worse than the one I live in.

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Do you think that people caught for DUI should have to go to jail? I am on my second DUI and am told I will probably get 90 days in county jail? Wouldn't something like community service be better. I never hurt anybody or caused an accident If you didn't hurt anyone, no, you probably shouldn't have to go to jail. However, drinking and driving, while it shouldn't be banned in and of itself (both are legal activities anyway), is incredibly selfish and irresponsible and there's really no excuse for it. Actually, driving by itself is irresponsible and doing it while sober suggests you're consciously and...

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My wife, of small-town midwestern German ancestry, often words things as "I'm thinking that we need a date" or "I'm lovin' those mini-bagels". Is this kind of usage possibly a holdover from German-speaking immigrants? They sound like American cliches to me.

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Dear God......If you were to write a letter to God, what would it say? Could you please tell your followers TO STOP FUCKING RINGING MY DOORBELL EARLY IN THE MORNING? Thanks! Love, Bolwerk P.S. Thor would totally smash your skull with His hammer if you two ever went at it.

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Why are men physically stronger than women overall? I sometimes wonder if it's a recent development due to social behavior. There was recently an article about how pre-civilized men and women were both considerably stronger/faster than now.

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Is it normal for a guy who has a gf to still look at porn EVERY day? It probably isn't outside the range of normal.

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Is Obama jealous of China and India? Yes, because they're blacker than him!

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Who is the best American president in your lifetime? Going by the amount of damage they've thus far done, Obama. But that's not saying much.

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What denominations actually stick to Biblical teaching, and do not embrace liberal doctrines like allowing gays to marry and ordaining women, etc.? Which Biblical teachings exactly? Early Christian denominations were pretty tolerant about such things, at least women having leadership roles. I would guess their tolerance was partly had some scriptural basis, perhaps in something that today would be considered Apocrypha or was outright censored by either Catholics or other religious authorities and is now forgotten. I don't know...

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Would you let your five year old daughter wear a bikini? why/why not? Hmm, probably not. She wouldn't fill it!

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I would like to open a business selling products for health and beauty with essential oils. I have been using them for a few years and totally believe in them. How do I go about opening website. I do not have a clue. Help Start by learning HTML. But eventually you'll need to learn to do e-commerce, which is a lot harder to figure out.

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Why are men so impatient? Why are women so prone to asking loaded questions?

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Have you or do you ever type while being naked on "AB"? Guess what I'm typing with :-D

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My friends are mad at me cuz of drugs i told them i would stop they told their mom about me my 1 friend told me she demands i become christian start eating properly and stop drugs, cutting myself and swearing. does she have the right to change who i am li No, and it's probably better to do many drugs than delude yourself with a religious dogma. Your friend has no right to demand anything, although eating properly and avoiding dangerous drugs is certainly in your best interest. Drugs can kill you, depending what you're taking and how addicted you become. If you feel drugs are tearing you down, and can't speak to your parents, I...

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Is a serial killer or paedophile that repents on the same level as the pope. No. Popes rarely recognize what horrible demagogues they are.

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I need a stage name. My name is Michael and i like Lady Gaga SO much, and i cant think of a stage name that is similar to hers, but not obvious. please help How about Tremendous Douchebag? Oh, too long? How about Lady Deebag? It'll be cryptic. No one will get it.

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How do i download music on my walkman? Burn it to a CD?

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Winter or summer and why? Winter. Summer makes people stupid and lazy, as evidenced by the sheer fanaticism and outright stupidity of people in places with longer periods of warm weather.

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Is my girlfriend abusive? my girlfriend's emotions are kinda unstable. She can't control her anger very well and sometimes use me as a verbal punching bag. Even though it was something else that ticked her off she will tell me to shut up and other things Yeah. Walk out on her. And don't talk to her until she apologizes. And then dump her if that doesn't work.

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What is the number one thing to look for in a partner? Black woman titties

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Im 18 and whenever someone I know has a baby I feel like having one of my own and I get disappointed with myself at times for not having one because I know right now is not a good time for a baby, how can I stop having those feeling? Set a positive example for your fellow ABers and stay fetal infestation-free.

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How do you resist the urge to have a baby? I am 18 on friday and my S/O is 16 [Yes I am the girl Giggles] And since July I have been getting motherly urges to become pregnant. How do I get rid of these urges, they are getting more unberable? Get pregnant and then have an abortion.

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What will become of Jon and Kate Gosselin and do you care? Hopefully their existence will become much less conspicuous. Other than that, no.

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Does sex education in schools thwart religious teachings? A well-rounded education is likely to contradict any orthodoxy, no matter how benign. That said, a lot of things you "learn" as part of your education might be spurious, theoretical, unlikely, improbable, or even bullshit. Part of a well-rounded education is knowing that. But also, it's good to get varying opinions from different sources. That's why a good university...

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When someone is shot by a gang, do people put up little shrines the way they do when someone dies in a car accident? Sometimes. Big cities often have murals painted on sides of buildings. Another odd custom is throwing shoes up on telephone lines, but this is done for varying reasons.

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In the 19th Century, Britain decided it was O.K. to trade opium from India to China in defiance of Chinese prohibition laws. What sort of image of the West do you think this created? The first drug war was about encouraging drugs. Why does that surprise you? Drugs are big money, but I'm sure this didn't help the west's image.

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Have you ever gone skinny dipping with a member of the opposite sex, who you were not romantically attached to? Yep

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My husband shares custody with his daughters' mom. she also has a job now and didn't when they figured support. He just got laid off and we have no income. He needs the CS payments reduced. Can he do it without her having to agree? If she doesn't agree, a judge may need to order the change.

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Are you someone who belives in this principle: Where ignorance is bliss 'tis folly to be wise? There are certainly circumstances where it's best not to let everyone know you're smarter. Especially if someone can fire you for being smarter.

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Could the US Republican Party pick up steam in 2010? If history is any guide, they probably will. Unless there's another spate of teenage homosex fetishists and bathroom toe tappers. (I might add that neither of those things is as awful as being a Republican.)

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What is a good way to remember things from 2003? everybody get me what I want and stop wasting my time hurry up and be nice I'm not waiting look it up lazy. I only want the nice people to answer this question. Pop some Saint John's Wort?

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How can Christians claim their bible talks of a hell when Genesis 3:19 clearly states that Adam (who sinned) would be returning to where he came from. "for dust you are and to dust you will return?" There are quite varying opinions of the afterlife amongst both Christians and Jews, but one interpretation in the case of Adam and Eve may be that they are not dead in the sense that most people die (e.g., they're sleeping in the Cave of the Patriarchs).

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Lou Dobbs abruptly quits CNN. What's next for him, a run for President in 2012? See LINK: "WANTAGE, NJ—Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who for the last 48 years had been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs." http://www.theonion.com/content/news/u_s_deports_lou_dobbs

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Has anyone tried Chantix to quit smoking? does it really give you suicidal thoughts? I quit using cognitive-behavioral therapy. For the most part, I think any doctor that prescribes drugs to quit smoking is nuts. I know smoking can be tough to quit, but it's not as tough as people think. The addiction to nicotine is so mild that it doesn't justify taking another drug.

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New study finds that more Americans are starting to smoke. A sign of the strength of the anti-science sentiment in the USA? See LINK: Perhaps it correlates with the increased popularity of Ayn Rand?

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Have you eaten pizza in the last 30 days? Cooked a bitchin' one last week.

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I'm REALLY interested in _______. What word (s) can you use to complete the thought? Black woman titties.

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The answer is "grass". What is the question? Got anything I can smoke?

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Do your taste buds like Jello? Do your taste buds have a favorite flavor? My taste buds prefer beer.

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When was the last time you went to the Bank? About 28 hours ago.

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When was the last time you used the ATM? About 28 hours ago.

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When was the last time you watched "The Price is Right"? Is that shit still on?

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When was the last time you watched "Wheel of Fortune"? The last time I fapped to Vanna White.

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What notable event - good or bad - made Friday the 13th (past or present) memorable for you? Long and boring. Lots of time on the phone getting nowhere.

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Are you OUTRAGED? More like fatigued.

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When you buy wine, are you buying a bottle, a jug, or does it come in a box? I often get jugs. The wine isn't so great, but drinkable, and the jugs are great for yeast starters for making beer.

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If you somehow discovered that your best pal on Answerbag was radically different than he or she had led you to believe, and that person asked you to keep quiet because they did not wish to be ostracized, what would you do? You're on the Internet. Figure: - everyone is lying - everyone is male You'll be a lot safer.

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Did Bill Clinton's infedelity's cost Al Gore votes in the 2000 presidental elections? Probably the biggest factor that hurt Gore was that for whatever reason the U.S. media came down on the side of Bush, and all but campaigned for him. Back then, that was a pretty difficult handicap to overcome. Things changed in 2008 for two reasons. One, the Internet has simply rendered the mass corporate media less relevant. Rather than getting news from it, people who still watch it...

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Have young people become desensitised to violence and crime through graphic and realistic computer games? Give reasoning to your opinion. In the U.S., desensitization to violence is largely an urban ghetto and suburban phenomenon. The former comes from environmental factors, with violence being common place thanks to the war on drugs policy of encouraging drug gangs. Suburbs, on the other hand, with their combination of heavy middle class entitlement programs and relative lack of anything to do (especially for...

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Does pornography degrade women or the viewer? Is it harmful? It's certainly addictive, but then so are a lot of things. I'd say women who appear in it are often degrading themselves, but many pornographic stars claim they're empowering themselves. The viewers aren't degrading women or themselves, but heavy users are typically scum.

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Does anybody take Canada seriously? Nope.

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Should electric cars be intentionally made noisier? Cars should simply be segregated from pedestrian streets. Way more people would be able to use streets if there were no cars on them.

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Carrie Prejean claims she is being hounded by the liberal media because of her Christian beliefs. Exactly what part of her Christian beliefs require her to send sexually explicit videos of herself to a guy she'd only met once before? The American media is obsessed with promoting Christian supremacism, sex, and the Republican Party. What the hell does she expect when she hits the trifecta?

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My duaghter has just come in with her new friend (its a boy ) and said this is my boy friend ..what do i do show him the front door and tell him never to come back ..or invite him in because it may be a fad? Shouldn't you be glad your daughter feels secure enough to introduce you to her boyfriends rather than hide them?

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What do you look like? FIVE FOOT TEN HAIR LIKE KEN LOOK LIKE TV WEATHERMEN

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What are some early warning signs that a guy will be abusive later on in the relationship? He's a teabagger.

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Having a mistress is acceptable behaviour in much of France. Why haven't other European/western societies adopted this approach? It's acceptable everywhere, for the most part, particularly by the men who set such standards of "decency." What isn't acceptable, especially in English-speaking countries, is getting caught. However, notably, mass media used not to harp on such things. They still don't in France, for the most part. A politician having an affair is completely irrelevant to his...

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Are all hypocrites Christian? No, only Christian ones.

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Where does the word "bible" come from? The Latin word for book. This word can be traced back further to the word Byblos, a Phoenician city that exported paper. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Bible

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My whole life it has been left up to the female of the house to clean the toilet!!! Why do females have to clean the toilet when we are NOT the ones that SPLATTER pee all over the place? I'm officially DONE cleaning the toilet in my house! I installed a urinal in my bathroom. My wife loves cleaning it.

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Cushion or Hard Toilet Seat? Ugh, been avoiding the toilet. Got so wasted recently that I vomited upon smelling my own feces when I went to take a crap. To vomit, I had to turn around and stick my face way too close to my floater. This caused me to vomit more. :|

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Have you ever made No Bake Cookies? Nope!

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When was the last time Rice was on your menu? Was the rice combined with something else or did you eat plain rice? Rice pilaf on Sunday.

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Adults look sexy. Kids are cute. What on earth is the attraction of child porn? It depends what you call "child porn." Prepubescent porn is probably a sexual anomaly. However, there seems to be at least some evidence that sexual behavior is learned in mammals. Put two sexually inexperienced mammals together, and they generally have a hard time figuring out exactly how to copulate. It's possible that pedophilia is also a learned behavior for men. (Pedophilia...

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Why are stalking cases not prosected most of the time even when there is evidence, e.g., phone records, surveillence video, letters, police reports, unwanted gifts, unwanted visits, etc...? Evidence does not equal proof beyond a reasonable doubt.

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How can I make an introduction on how guns affect everyone? What do you mean by "affect"? If you're saying everyone is directly affected by them, that may not be accurate. If you're saying everyone is indirectly affected by them --- for example, due to the costs of excessive gun crime and ill-trained gun users shooting themselves --- it probably wouldn't be hard to make the case.

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Christians: Joe Belz, '...91 percent of non-Christians "out there," in the 19-26 age bracket, see us evangelicals as "anti-homosexual." But 80 percent of those in the same age bracket who are regular churchgoers have the same perception. ' Thoughts? Many of us non-Christians see evangelicals as authoritarian prigs who are anti-homosexual, anti-human rights, anti-woman, and anti-fun. Of course, depending on your definition of "evangelical," that may or may not be true. But if by "evangelical," you mean the Pat Robertsons and Jack Chicks of the world, or even the typical remaining members of the U.S. Republikan Party,...

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Is it true that police officers will not give a speeding ticket if the driver is only going 5 miles or less over the speed limit? For instance 50 mph in a 45 zone. They can use their own discretion. They could, in theory, pull you over for doing 1mph over.

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I question repeat i have a 4 inch long foreskin i engaged to a cousion she know and agree to this position to marrige but she don't know i have a very long foreskin i m a very shy man my age is 20 years old pls u advice where i cut this forskin pls help Convert to Judaism. Maybe the rabbis will do it for free!

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Who's correct regarding what is more indicative of the current political climate - those that say that the 2009 Congressional election in upstate NY or those that say the 2009 Governor's Elections in NJ and VA? Why? NJ's race was more about the disorganization of New Jersey. Had the sitting governor been a Republican, he likely would have lost as well considering the mess the state is in. I don't know what's with Virginia. Maybe it portends badly for Obama, or maybe the Democrat was just uninspiring. Maybe both. Near as I could tell, Kaine wasn't ineffective. Upstate New York...

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In 2009 What world leader, do you think is the best candidate to be the antichrist? Well, Jesus is white and Christian, and the Antichrist is the opposite of Jesus. Therefore, the Antichrist will probably be black and Muslim. Therefore, Barack Obama *could* be the Antichrist.

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Would gay men and whores start sucking on the ground if they found out the Earth was penis shaped? Methinks you need a date.

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Are you happy, sad or indifferent about the Yankees winning the 2009 World Series? Rather indifferent, although it is funny to see people get their panties into a knot about it.

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U.S. Prisons are so full. Got any ideas what they can do to fix the issue? Stop banning harmless things, like most drugs.

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Why do so many people confuse liberalism and liberty? Liberalism by definition means a permissive view towards matters of economic and civil behavior, usually tied in with some notion that the state exists to secure people's rights to that behavior. Liberalism therefore has very much to do with liberty, or at least some interpretation of it. Conservatism's view, in contrast, is in favor of tradition and stable community life, often...

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Why is it that the same people who voted for Bush not once, but TWICE, seem to think their opinion on politics has any sort of relevance? Well, given that they're somewhere north of 40% of voters (probably north of 48%), they probably have some kind of "relevance." Even if they're dumber than toasters.

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Would you kill someone to save yourself? Sure!

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What doesn't Los Angeles need? Intelligence, apparently.

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The answer is mayonnaise. What is the question? What do you like to pretend is dripping from your sphincter?

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Do you watch TV? I consider it a waste of money and time.

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Is it normal to be physically attracted to a person of the same sex, but not sexually attracted? What does that mean about my sexuality? I don't know, N I C K.

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Why are you on AB tonight instead of out enjoying yourself? Pub closed early :(

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Do you rate every question you answer? I often forget. +[whatever I can give]

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Which is the most violent religion in the world? By historical body count? Probably the christers. Right now? Probably the zany Muslim sects.

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What would you think of about a Mom in her 30's (she looks like she is in her 20"s) wearing a necklace or bracelet with a playboy charm on it? What kind of moral busybody would I have to be to notice? If she's not drowning her kids in the tub or pimping them out or something, it's not anybody's business what she wears.

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Due to some BAD ADVICE from ANSWERBAG I was FINED $6000 for "unlawful operation of a fire hydrant" on Halloween, used to keep children away from my home. Is there any way I can pursue a lawsuit against a user for BAD ADVICE? Following advice on the Internet is generally stupid, and much of AnswerBag seems to manage to be on the low end of the I.Q. range. FIRE HYDRANTS: DO NOT INGEST

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Why do Muslim women cover their hair? Never thought of hair being a sexual thing? Hair is very clearly a sexual thing. The fact that women predominantly wear it long and men do not shows as much. Similarly, having a beard is a sign of masculinity. Many Orthodox Jewish women can't show their hair publicly after marriage. They disguise it with wigs made from human hair, often imported from India. You can see this in parts of Brooklyn, New York, and I presume in other...

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Do many women really find metro attractive? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a2/Rohr_train.jpg Yeah, it's long, sleek, stylish. What lady could resist?

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Is the idea of Purgatory only an invention of the Catholic Church? How about mortal and venial sins? Jewish thought about Sheol often resembles Catholic purgatory, but I never actually fully grokked the theological explanation behind any of those things. Mortal and venial sins are a distinction made by the Catholic Church, but I don't see why other churches would necessarily object to the distinction.

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What is the black cross that was worn by Hitler and his Nazi generals? What is it supposed to represent? Either a winged phallus or the precious baby Jesus.

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Does putting a teen (16-year-old) in prison for life for killing her pimp make the country a better place to live? This judge seems to be a complete moron, given the circumstances. What's sick is we elect people like that, or elect people who appoint these types.

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Where do you like to be licked? You know where, babby.

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You're having sex. The phone rings. Do you stop and answer it? Can't keep an erection and answer it at the same time?

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How much money do you have to pay when u become mormon? I'd much prefer they pay me.

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If someone greeted you by saying: Jesus loves you! What would you say? "Quick, throw him a towel. He's coming!"

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True of False, have you ever been to Mcdonalds on a date? No, but I think a lot of people do that. Where else do you go in some towns in America?

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What do you think is after death? If you aren't cremated, you're the worms devour you eventually. There's just no winning against those worms.

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To the Ladies! Love. Sex or Lust! Where does the person who popped your Cherry fall? The first time I popped a cherry, I fell in the shower washing the blood off. YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MY FIRST ANAL SEX EXPERIENCE.

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Would you date an independent, pretty woman with a good personality, if you knew that she was black? I have a lot of trouble with women who pretend to be white and are not. Thank you for having the courage to bring this problem up publicly.

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What does it mean when a girl says they dont want a relationship right now but u can tell she really likes u in that way? It means you should keep trying, if you're in the mood to.

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What if I am devastated at the thought of divorce because of my daughter but are pretty sure that my immature,selfish, lying wife is not willing to go to therapy and is probably not ever going to change? Have you considered a middle ground? Maybe you can your wife can see other people and live in separate rooms, but get divorced after your daughter is 18.

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Why are some gay people uncaring about whether gay marriage is legal or not? Why would they? Marriage is about oppression. Truly enlightened gays know the best way to liberate themselves, and their heterosexual brethren, is to dispose of the archaic institution of marriage, not expand it to oppress more people.

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Do you honestly care about political labels like "conservative" or "Liberal" or "Independent" - and if you care then why do you care? Do lables like this influence your vote in any way? In the context of the American media's political discourse, these terms are all misused and virtually useless. In particular, the term "independent" is carefully crafted to describe Republicans who vote with the party but aren't members and perhaps disagree with the party in a small area or two. Those who broadly espouse anti-Republican Party ideas cannot, by the standards...

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I am a New GrandMother and my Daughter in law say that it is my fault that he has Asthma because I smoke,But I stop smoking in the house as soon as I found out that she was pregant and it runs in her family what can I do?please Help Your daughter-in-law is a moron. Odds are any other number of things could be factors in your granddaughter's asthma, including much more likely culprits like diesel fumes. If you didn't expose her directly to secondhand smoke, you probably did nothing wrong.

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Do you trust people who drink? People who don't drink are actually less healthy and more dangerous. Some go to great extremes to ruin the lives, like Hitler. So, not only do I trust people who drink more than people who don't, I think it's safe to say that people who don't drink are very, very untrustworthy indeed!

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Is it legal for a store employee to search a personal handbag of a customer because it is "company policy"? After I had shopped for about 10 minutes and made a purchase, upon my exit i was ask to open my purse by an employee at the front door. I don't know about a search, but they're probably allowed to peer in (which may be reasonable). If they insist on a search, a good socking to the mouth would be in order.

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Would you ever want to "rule the world" if you had the chance? Why or why not? Hell no, that's Black Jesus's job!

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What is the best way of keeping track of our keys? Ass storage.

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I am 20 years old, sexually active. My bf told me that he is not sexually satisfied cus he feels that my vagina is loose, and I dont cum and am dry. He thinks am cheating on him, and he told me to go see a doc. I dont know what to do? pls help If you're dry, get lube. Use water-based lube because oil-based can corrode condoms. Some women don't come. If it bothers him so much, just fake it or something. It's a good way to signal to him that you're satisfied, which undoubtedly happens after he is. The loose vagina thing is almost certainly a misconception about vaginas he's developed from watching too...

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My chiuld just gotta B+ on hur spelling test. Do u thinck its wright for me to spanck her? You should consider infanticide. It's important that your DNA not be passed on to future generations.

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Earth's population has more than doubled in my lifetime. How much population can Earth support? We can probably sustain what we have and maybe a few billion more, but I bet urbanization around the world will drive birthrates down significantly. And that's optimistically assuming climate change doesn't hurt us seriously.

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Why should I vote for republicans if they don't think immigrants are persons? (see link) In all fairness, for the most part, there isn't much that Republicans think is worth keeping around that isn't white, straight, male, and some species of Christian.

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Who do you like listening to most Mark Levin, Hannity, Or Rush Limbaugh? I have better things to do with my time, like flog myself.

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Do you share my opinion that religion characterize mankind from animals Certainly that's not the sum of the whole. Also, there is anecdotal evidence of religious beliefs in animals including some of our primate relatives expressing belief in an afterlife via sign language.

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With Christmas around the corner ,will you be having a Christmas Tree at your place and lights and decorations or are you past the stage where Christmas does not mean a lot to you any more. No, I'm going to war against Christmas.

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What is the cause of most US bankruptcies, not trying hard enough, incompetence, or something else? Everyone keeps missing the psychological aspect of it. We knew this type of borrowing and lending was foolish when we were doing it. However, human beings have a remarkable ability to derive short-term pleasure at the cost of certain long-term pain. If we'd have been willing to raise taxes or cut spending elsewhere to pay for more infrastructure spending, we'd not have a crumbling...

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Moses, Aristotle and the early Christians all agreed on forbidding intrest (or "ursury" as they called it). Now the banks are taking over the world, nations, companies and individuals are bankrupt, and people are losing their homes. Who saw this coming? So-called usury is the foundation of modern capitalism. BTW, Protestants probably didn't invent it either. It was families like the Medici and groups like the Knights Templar that made banking that resembled modern banking.

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Is smoking tobacco from a water bong safer than smoking cigarettes? Maybe a little because you'd filter out some of the tar, but I wouldn't justify cigarettes as safe based on that.

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Females, would you be interested in dating a man with eight children from one previous relationship? Ejaculate in Kate's flabby butt!

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Why some people are reluctant to have H1N1 shot? I didn't get it because I'm a healthy male with little chance of contracting it. If I were to catch it, my chances of it harming me permanently, much less killing me, are probably significantly below-average (and the death rate is currently estimated at around 0.1%). I think if I did get a shot, I'd be taking a scarce resource away from someone who might need it more.

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Why did so many people fall for the "Death Panels" lie? It's not a lie. We have death panels already. They're the boards at insurance companies who decide whether or not you get care or not.

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Do gay men find "she-males" sexually attractive, or do they find them too "womanly"? What about straight men? I do not intend any offence or insult by the term "she-male". I'm sure if you look closely enough at human sexuality, you'll find that there's a vast range of people who are neither 100% gay or 100% straight. Some otherwise straight men find the notion of a throbbing penis on an otherwise feminine figure very attractive. Some gay men like touching breasts. Some bi women like women because women are perceived as more nurturing, but still...

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When you are in a bad mood, can you always pinpoint exactly what it is that's making you upset? Pretty much, yeah. Unexplained anger isn't healthy.

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HOW DO I STOP MY 4 YEAR OLD FOSTER CHILD CONTINUALLY ASKING DO YOU LIKE ME? Say no?

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When you have snow who clears the way for you? Socialized public snow removal. Just like they have in Cuba!

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Why does my butt hurt? You were RIDDEN BY the mechanical bull and it got aroused? +5

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Are there so many "trolls" trolling around because Halloween is right around the corner? They have to dress up really well to avoid being detected as 40yo Internet nerds who still trick or treat.

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Deuteronomy contains God's most controversial Laws, including: kill rebellious or disobedient sons (21:18-21), adulterers (22:22), and rape victims, if they fail to cry out loud enough (22:23-24). Should we hope that no-one reads this? Your thoughts? I'm glad Christ came along and made sure no one believes such stupidity anymore. Oh, wait.

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Why do some people insist on belittling people that have faith in God? There are a number of reasons. The most obvious is that it's a kneejerk backlash against persecution of others on the part of some Christians or other religious groups, either present or historical and/or perceived or otherwise. I don't see a problem with people who want to believe in God, but another obvious problem with many religious beliefs is that they're intractably...

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What is the worst name you can call your baby? Shithead (pronounced "Shi'teed"). No, I'm not kidding.

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How far in a relationship is it ok to start having sex Immediately. Actually, it's best to make sure you're sexually compatible as soon as possible. If you're not, it's not worth even trying.

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How can i know if the friends i just made in college won't betray me like the ones before?? i'm too scared to even think about that and i started to avoid them lately.. Want to find out? Loan them small quantities of money. If somebody borrows $20 and won't give it back, you've probably spent $20 well to get rid of 'em.

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Why is tha my bf who is 40 prefers to watch porn and masturbate better than having sex with me? he avoid sex with me, it make me feel like he dosen't like me no more. why he start doing this we are only being together for 9 months. am 32 and fit. why? He's probably just lazy. Porn excites males in ways that vanilla sex can't because it triggers a strong urge to ejaculate into the woman who is being fux0red on the screen. Here's an explanation: if a man were to walk in on his partner cheating or being raped, his first urge would be to sport an immediate erection and then ejaculate into her --- although he might have to...

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I'm 35.hve been married hve 2 kids.hve jst met new man.not slept with him yet,normally i wudve done.want to get to know him 1st.how long wud 2 long be,in making him wait,i dont want him with me jst for sex,been there b4. bt dont want him to loose interest Are you trying to give him blue balls? Well, okay. Wait until he's just about to give up on you and then have sex with him. You'll totally wrap him around your finger.

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11+3 = 2 explain this! You went to public schools in the U.S.?

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What's your favorite scary movie? I've been having trouble finding scary movies lately. I went to see Twilight by accident. I heard, "...vampires!..." and thought, COOL! It was a contender for the worst movie I ever saw. Last night I watched "Black Devil Doll." A black serial killer's soul got transported into a doll and he became kind of a black Chuckie who went on a rampage of raping...

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Why didn't taking a trip make me feel better? I remember going with mom & dad to Vermont decades ago, but when I went, I found most things changed. It made me feel sad for some reason. Those latte-drinking, organic food-eating Amerika haters got you down? You may as well have gone to Cuba or North Korea!

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I feel so unhappy. I was offered a main part in a tv show which begins filming in 2 months' time taking 5 months in all. I just found out I'm pregnant. I feel the world fell at my feet. I'm happy with the pregnancy but due to that I don't know what to do? I suggest aborting it and putting it in the freezer. When you're ready, you can thaw it and put it back (reverse abortion).

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The linked news story inspired this question: If a woman gives birth over the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, is the kid automatically of the same citizenship as the mother? What's put on the birth certificate for "Place of Birth?" GPS readings? Most countries, even the U.S., recognize citizenship as coming from a parent. Actually, the U.S. system of jus soili ("right of soil"), where you get automatic citizenship by being born within U.S. territory, may be the exception.

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I hate people who are racist. How about you? Yes. White people are the worst!

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What countries have actually tried far-right-wing ideas and how well did it work out for them? I can't say without running afoul of Godwin's Law.

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In this age of terrorism, how far should government go protecting us before it becomes a bigger threat than the suicide bombers? See LINK: Governments are always a bigger threat than suicide bombers. As a threat, suicide bombers rank somewhere nearby getting run over by a flying saucer.

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Vote Libertarian. We're pro EVERYTHING! Good bumper sticker? The so-called Libertarian Party is just a bunch of Republicans who likes OPENLY fucking and doing drugs.

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Aren't Boston drivers creative? I just saw a car run a red light, make a 3-point turn in the street beyond the intersection, run the same light in the other direction, then back left into a one way street the wrong way and go 1/2 block to park. Boston is nice and all, but I have to say, driving should not be allowed there. It has the worst drivers I've ever seen. Even the Italians *try* not to kill you, at least if someone is watching. +5

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I just cheated with my ex (i still have feelings for him but i don't want to). I don't know why I did it, I feel TERRIBLE. I don't want to ruin everything. I do love him and I thought we had a future. I am so stupid. What can I do? Got a phone number?

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What do members of the legislative bodies at federal, state, and local levels have in common They're out to screw you.

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What mammal has the highest percent of blubber? Probably the middle American.

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How i feel my girl is agree to sex True, +5

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If "Obama" was an acronym, what do you think it would spell out? Overly black and mistaken African!

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What would you do if the man you love gave you herpes? Have sex with more people who have herpes.

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Have you ever worked in a building that was over 10 stories high? Wayyyyyyy over.

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I`m an 18 year old blonde Dutch exchange student majoring in Cheer-leading. I like going out to restaurants, meeting new people , the cinema & throwing my own dung at strangers. Why can`t I get a boyfriend? Like most males, I climax in the split second before the dung hits me.

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What is the best remedy for driving fatigue? Not driving. It's stupid and wasteful anyway.

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Do you believe in black magic?why? Nope, but then I'm not a Christian, so I'm largely free of superstition.

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What should be girls age limit for wearing mini skirts? There shouldn't be one. That's something that should be between the girl and her parents.

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What's the law in texas on dating a minor? im 18 n shes 16. no sex.. just seeing eachother. Can cops arrest me in a public place if they ask for ID's? Maybe I'm underestimating how much of a fascist dungheap Texas really is, but I've never even heard of cops asking people for IDs on a date. And really, 18 and 16 isn't like 13 and 25. I'm sure you're fine.

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Is a parent who smokes weed daily a bad parent right away, with out knowing anything else about the parent child relationship? No, weed isn't that harmful. It's probably less harmful than overeating sugar. But smoking it daily is not healthy.

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What is the probability that the last six relationships i have been in have been with men in their twenties who have erectile dysfunction? (these relationships spanned ten years, all six partners claimed e.d. and could not get an erection with me at all.) I'd suggest physical deformity on your part could be the problem, but it seems to me that men manage to impregnate the most gruesome obese whales out there. Maybe some had it and some were lying, but getting it in your 20s is not very common or likely.

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Do you use a push broom, snow shovel or snow blower in the winter months? My landlord handles all that shit too.

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Do you rake or use a leaf blower? My landlord handles all that shit.

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Have you ever lived on a dead end street? Dead end rural road once. It sucked, especially in the winter.

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Do you use a pooper scooper or a shovel to pick up the dog poo? I don't have a dog anymore, but we always trained them to go to the neighbor's yard.

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Do you think an 11 yr. old girl is too young to wear makeup? I think a 30-year-old is too young to wear makeup.

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Im 14 and my boyfriend is 21 , is it wrong for me to date him ? the fact is he loves me and he siad he will do anything i wish , and i tolde him no sex, but the question is that is it wrong for me to date him cuzz his older than me? As far as I'm concerned, you're old enough to make your own decisions. However, you should keep in mind that 21-year-old males aren't that different from 14-year-old males: they love sex. They're just somewhat better at attaining it. And a high school freshman or sophomore probably shouldn't be attractive to a 21-year-old, so I don't know what's wrong with...

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What is your opinion on days that the sun isn't shining? I just listen to the Blossom theme song on these days.

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If you are giving out Halloween candy this year, what kind and did you buy it already? I give out Halloween porn.

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Do you read whilst on the loo? Yeah. I've been stuck here all day actually. Ran out of toilet paper, so I have to wait until my roommate comes home with some more.

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Has Christian fundamentalism lost popularity since Obama came to power? Probably not. But it probably hasn't gained it either. The threat of Christian fundamentalism isn't so much the fundamentalists themselves, but the media personalities who manipulate them. Anybody who literally believes the King James Bible is the inerrant word of God is too ignorant and stupid to constitute much of a threat, except insofar as he can be used as a tool for those...

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Ladies: Is lesbian porn a turn off or a turn on? For us straight guys gay porn is repulsing. Same deal for you ladies? I seriously doubt gay porn is as repulsing to most straight males as they pretend. If it were, they wouldn't be able to stand the sight of man-ass or of a bulging penis entering a vagina either. Instead, they're not only watching it but actually enjoying a bulging member at work. As a matter of fact, it's pretty easy to argue that most porn viewers are imagining themselves in,...

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Im 15 years old and my hair under my arms are grown and my pubic hair and voice changes have well ocurred and my penis is only about 2 inches when soft should i be worried? Penises aren't supposed to be huge when soft. Fear not!

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Would you ever demand to pay more taxes? Sure. I demand to pay more taxes so I can get cheaper health care and cancel my private care.

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What could cause a healthy 17 year old male to have problems "getting it up" Anxiety, stress, cancer, lack of hormones, poor nutrition, Sarah Palin, etc.

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How Do I commit suicide so my kids get insurance money? Pull a gun on a squad of cops.

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Why is this question rejected as nonsense? Is this world really so ignorant and hateful to traditional Christian values? Possibly because it's ridiculous.

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Q: is it normal to miss your period 4 more then 4 months? Det:I had my first period when I was 13 years old in 5.23.09. then I had it in 7.1.09 and after that I been missing it up till today 10.23.09 is this normal? and yes im still a virgen and 14 Yeah it's normal. Sorry, you're not giving birth to Jesus' second coming. Try having sex with a Roman centurion!

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6 officers on the scene. My eleven year old dog was completely spooked by all the commotion and ran outside into the yard and proceeded to bark. One of the officers without any warning took out his gun and killed my dog!! Is this their legal right? This might be one of those cases where it's reasonable to take the law into your own hands. It's very unlikely the officer will be punished for what he did. That would be one thing, but you have to keep in mind that this piece of crap will still be carrying a badge and gun. He'll likely hurt other people too, just like a murderer or rapist would. Consider waiting a while and...

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What is the salary of a North Carolina Senate member Some sheep to pleasure oneself with.

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The Statue of Libery now has a big, huge sign on it for all the world to see. what does it say? "Please, France, I want to come home"?

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Do you think animals ever cheat on their mates like people do? (see video!) It's very common amongst primates. It's thought that the reason men are so aroused by porn is it exploits a natural response to seeing their partner cheat. By becoming aroused and ejaculating in their partners as quickly as they can, they increase the odds that they'll beat the other guy to fertilization.

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Why does my husband hide watching shemale porn from me? If you watched shemale porn, would you necessarily share it?

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What was Caligula's domestic policy? Keep it in the family!

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What do you miss most from the 90's? Nothing. But fear not, 1990s revival is already coming!

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Should you be able to go nude in your own home? No, not in my home. But I have constant bouts of priapism and a 6-year-old daughter running around.

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Is there room in the GOP for moderates? Probably not. Republicans have been predominantly mentally ill since the 1970s.

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Which US president made Microbreweries / Home brewing legal? Carter signed a law permitting beer to be homebrewed. Not sure if it affected microbreweries.

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Have you ever home-brewed your own beer? Yep, it's cheap and easy.

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Theres a man called bob, he supposedly murdered bill, if bob is sentenced and serves his time in prison and then gets out to find bill alive, can he kill bill and get away with it, seeing as how he has served time for killing him already? That would be fair, but no. The nanny state doesn't work that way.

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What is an example of a LOUD/NOISEY animal? People and their goddamn rap music.

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Do you drink more diet pops than regular pops? I haven't had a regular Coke in years. But I mostly switched from soda to beer. Beer is healthier and tastier.

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How can I convince my Christian girlfriend that self-pleasure is a sin and she must stop? Have sex with her. She won't need to self-pleasure. If you aren't going to have sex, there's probably little point in having a relationship.

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Would you spank your child @ 15 y/o if he/she came home drunk & stumbling? Nope. I would make sure to teach my 15-year-old how to drink before he starts drinking so that he would know his limits. I would also offer a cash reward for calling me to pick him up.

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Belgium has the best beer in the world, wouldn´t you agree? No. The U.S. does, believe it or not. However, the U.S. also has the worse beer in the world. These days though, experimental microbrewing and homebrewing is giving the U.S. an excellent homegrown beer culture. Germany probably has the best traditional beer, but for the most part they refuse to be experimental --- they're making and drinking the same things they always made.

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Why do they drink more beer than wine in Belgium? Beer is simply a more delightful and civilized drink. Wine, rightfully or wrongfully, is associated with the ass-backwards Mediterranean culture. Also, beer has more diversity in style and characteristics than wine. Oh, and it tastes better.

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A mom decides to spank her 15 yo son.But you know,a 15 yo boy should be strong enough to REFUSE spanking from his mom.If he uses his strengh to defend himself would it be disrespect to his mom?What do you think,should he subdue/overpower his mom? There's nothing disrespectful about fighting back when your person is threatened, whether it's a schoolyard bully, an adult stranger, a parent, a teacher, or an agent of the state.

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Who owns the California State University colleges? Is it privately owned or publicly owned? LAPD say it is private, but CSUN cops say it is public. This is important for a case I am reporting on. Thanks! The state of California owns it. It's a public school. http://www.calstate.ca.gov/

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Is a federal law that Prisoners have cable television? I have no idea if it's a right, but prisons probably offer TV for the same reason babysitters have them: it shuts (often illiterate) people up. Either way, prisoners probably don't get "free" cable television anywhere. The money usually comes from proceeds of goods sold from correctional commissaries, which legally has to be used for the benefit of prisoners.*...

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I have a 9 year old computer running Windows 98 with an 800 MHZ Pentium 3 processor and 256 MB RAM. If I want to do an upgrade to get it like an average system today, what do I have to change? Donate it somewhere and get the tax deductible. If you want, it'd be good as a Linux machine or something, but if you want it to be brand spanking new and powerful it would probably be cheaper to buy a new one.

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My career goal is to become an art director/curator at an art museum. I have a B.A. in Visual Arts Management. Most museums are looking for people with a MA in art history. Can I get an M.A. in art history even though my B.A. is visual arts management? For the most part, any accredited B.A. should let you into whatever kind of M.A. program you want. The exceptions are things that require a lot of quantitative skill, like, say, mathematics or statistics or computer science or some other sciences. At least that's true in the U.S..

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Do docter take your temp in you rectum sometime? Yes, especially when you're next in line to use the thermometer.

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Are Fox News and Fox Movies related? Fox Movies doesn't seem to have the same ultra-conservative views. Same conglomerate. Pretty much all mass news media is controlled by mass media conglomerates, of which there are maybe 20-30 in the world (with four or five that control most of the media). For the most part, news divisions are very right-wing because their mission is to push the agenda of the conglomerates they serve. Fox is only unique in that it abandoned the pretext of objectivity...

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Why do an absurd number of young ladies identify as bisexual? At least in larger metropolitan areas, bisexuality has become not only acceptable but even kind of trendy amongst middle class females. If homosexuality is to become mainstream, this is hardly a surprising step. Female bisexuality was already much less taboo than male bisexuality. Also, any sexual identity is a matter of stated preference to some extent. The shades of gray are probably...

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What is the greatest need of mankind today? Probably achieving some manner of sustainable living.

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Are Gays a Myth? No. Gays are observable. Compassionate conservatism is a better example of a myth.

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Did you ever smell a fart and think it smelled kinda good? mine reminded me of boiled eggs just now for some reason. Very helpful. +5 BTW, you probably have a high sulfur content in your flatulence.

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Did Rush make the liberals look stupid & vindicative by calling Rush a racist When Obama makes racist statements all the time? Willie Horton lives!

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New Census Bureau information shows the gap. Why are Republican run states so far behind blue states in health care? See LINK: Many states utilize a strategy of being utterly dirt cheap to attract business. In some cases, e.g. Texas, it works and the economy and population have grown quickly. It'll be interesting to see how they respond to the pressures of increasing urbanization and suburbanization. Unlike the east coast, and to a lesser extent the west coast, there aren't massive cities to subsidize...

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The linked Chris Rock video interview claims that "Human Hair is India's #1 Export." Is that true? (I don't doubt it, as Indian women have incredibly beautiful hair, and LOTS of it, too.) Some Orthodox Jewish women use it because they're not allowed to show their real hair in public after they're married.

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The US Navy is considering allowing women to serve aboard submarines for the first time, 16 years after bringing female sailors onto surface combat ships. How do you feel about that? (Brings new meaning to the phrase, "Going Down," right?) See the link. They should have female-only vessels. That way they won't get seamen all over them!

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What frightens you? Christian supremacists.

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What never fails to put a smile on your face? Flatulence.

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I walked into my sons room yesterday and i opened his door without knocking b/c i heard ruckus going on in there i was shocked at what i saw. can you guess what i saw? oh yea in 20 minutes i will tell you what i saw Anal sex? Kids do it sometimes.

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I was convicted of a felon 18 years ago and have not been in trouble not even a speeding ticket be I have to lie still to get a job no one has ever call me in to a interview if disclose I have been even if people say you deserve a second you never get one There's nothing wrong with lying in this case either. It's crap that someone should be marked for life over one mistake. Just one more way the "land of the free" is really just a land of priggish, freedom-hating busybodies.

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I'm pregnant. Should I tell my OB I smoke pot? You realize you have the right to confidentiality from your doctor? He can't run and tell the big, bad jackbooted boys in blue about your evil pot smoking habit.

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God DEFINATELY exists!!!! Ok, now that I've gotten you to navigate here, give me your BEST metaphor--like: "That makes as much sense as a hog in a leisure suit!!!" Yep. I believe in a phallocratic sky spook.

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A total outdoor burn ban in New York State is going into effect on Oct. 14th. Only yard waste between certain dates is going to be allowed - absolutely NO TRASH at any time. What should I do with papers that have addresses or other sensitive info? You can still use them as kindling in your fireplace, on your BBQ, or wherever else. And really, who is going to know? But recycling shredded paper might be greener --- recycled paper is quite useful in many applications.

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If telling lies for personal gain is unlawful in civilized Law (Perjury & Trading Standards Acts) why should religion be an exception ['prove god or stop swindling the public']? Lying is not itself illegal, so religion is safe.

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Is the Bible mostly fact or mostly fiction? “Why me, Lord? Where have I gone wrong? I've always been nice to people! I don't drink or dance or swear! I've even kept kosher, just to be on the safe side. I've done everything the Bible says; even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! What more could I do?” - Ned Flanders

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Why do Ab'ers only answer stupid questions and not the ones that are important, like when someone really needs help? What's worse is they downrate the good answers and usually put the swill at the top.

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Do you think its hypocritical of women to say its immoral to pay for sex, yet its ok to buy them drinks, meals, gifts etc, to get them into bed? Do you get a feeling of abject stupidity when you ask loaded questions that generalize half the human race as hookers?

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What do you think of my avatar? I won't give you a bad rating, just answer truthfully. Like or no like? A 49-year-old man with pockmarks in a Florida trailer park pretending to be an 18-year-old girl trying to pick up dudes online.

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Is anybody into craft beer or microbrews? Yes, and it's becoming increasingly popular.

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How often do you drink alcohol and in what quantity? I try to keep it above the healthy minimum of three beers a week, but I often forget.

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What are your reflections on our postfeminist society? Given how many more women than men are getting through higher education these days, we could be in a pre-feminist society. Hope you like political leaders who menstruate.

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Is Barack Obama our Kwisatz Haderach? Don't be stupid. He's clearly our Haile Selassie.

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Have you ever discovered something about yourself that doesn't suit you or your previous image of yourself? Take a Myers-Briggs Type Indicator. The results can surprise you, and perhaps explain a lot (not necessarily in a bad way).

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My friend wants to have a threesome, but his girlfriend says she we will only do it if it is with a second guy. He doesn't want that. He wants a second girl. Who is in the wrong? Guys are gross, but there is a physical problem with threesomes involving two women. Men only have one cock. Without a second cock, one of the women is left out, or has to be entertained by the other woman. My first FFM threesome was awkward. I was pretty much left out while the females ate each other. Later ones were more interesting.

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Will California become America's first failed state? See LINK: California developed stupidly. Big suburban subdivisions and highways are not sustainable, and if not sooner then later California's socioeconomic fabric will crumble, but so will much of the U.S. outside of California. However, it's not really fair to say the state is a failure. California may have a stupidly run government, but it also is burdened having to pay for programs...

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Guys, if your lady regularly ogled the male models in Playgirl or pink porn, would it bother you? As long as she keeps bringing home hot girlfriends, she can read whatever she wants!

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How would you punish your 5-year-old son if you found out he has been shoplifting? I don't know now. A few months ago, I would have made him spend the night with Michael Jackson, but I guess it'd be pointless now.

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You are walking alone at 2am in the morning. Ahead in your path you see three youths wearing hoods. Why do you cross the road? To avoid the urge to talk about how great Obama is to blacks!

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What kind of car do you drive is it your dream car? Civilized people don't drive.

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Was feminism really just a misguided way to "allow unattractive women into the mainstream?" Unattractive women --- and men --- are the mainstream. Have you ever been in a Walmart in a red state? Most Americans are that ugly!

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We just got 15 Lbs. of nice, fresh, beefsteak tomatoes for $1.00 at the Haymarket. What can we do with so many tomatoes? Ferment them!

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Is The Name, YAHWEH supposed to contain a V rather than a W? You'd probably need to ask a scholar of Hebrew. However, 'V' makes a 'W' sound in many languages. Hebrew didn't traditionally use a Latin alphabet, so does it really matter? Also, note that the "original" pronunciation of Yahweh is likely lost. Ancient Jewish scholars would drop the vowels out of the name, and write it "YHWH" as a sign of...

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We all have heard it said when a loved one dies,"that God called our loved ones home", what is the difference in him calling and him killing them? If they die because God called them home, why isn't he responsible? If you create the universe, you make the rules. Even if you're a dick.

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Ive lost my car keys some where in the house any ideas Did you check your rectum?

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Do you think that the International Olympic Committee is racist or was this also George Bush's fault? The U.S. has had the Olympics a bunch of times since the 1980s. That probably doesn't help.

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My wife got spoiled when I let her drive my pathfinder, now she yells and pouts she want s to drive it , when she has her own good car How can I stop her , telll the cops when she takes it? Why don't you guys just share the car? If she has a perfectly good car, you can use it sometimes.

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What celebrity has gotten better with age? Ronald Reagan, since 2004.

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If a person was abused sexually as a child and doesnt recieve counceling , what problems does it have growing up? Hard to say. It's more about what you're at risk for, which includes sexual detachment, relationship troubles, and acting out the same kind of behavior in extreme cases. In many cases, probably little happens.

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I just learned that 70% of black voters voted for proposition 8. What do you think about the fact that a group who has faced it's fair share of criticism voted for discrimination against another group? Blacks are amongst the most conservative, religious people in society. It's no surprise.

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If Rudy Giuliani ran for governor of NY, do you think he'd win? I think anyone could beat Paterson, if the election happened to be held today. But things can change a lot in a year. Democrats in NYS are pretty disillusioned with their party right now, given the NYC turnout in the primaries for mayor.

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Are vaginal wipes, sprays, powders and douches okay? Not for me.

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Would You Let your children go to a under 18s night at a night club? Sure, why not?

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New Jersey is the ______ state? The garden state, but only because "toxic nuclear waste dump" was too long for the license plates.

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Missouri is the ____ __ state? The "I wasn't good enough for Illinois" state

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Connecticut is the _______ state? NIMBY milquetoast

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What will happen to those who die, not believing in God? Those who are not cremated or devoured by other members of their tribe, or by animals, will decay. Some will decay in whatever heap of bodies they were left in, others will decay on their sofas; most will probably decay in the ground or in tombs. Morbidly enough, however, many will be physically recognizable for many, many years thanks to all the preservatives in our food.

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Could a us citizen become a citizen in europe Sometimes it's very easy, especially if you have recent off-the-boat relatives. Germans let children of German citizens have it. Some countries, like Italy and Ireland, let grandchildren do it. So investigate your family history. Also, many countries give pretty quick passports to people who marry citizens of their own country. If you want to move to a European Union country, you...

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If I consider homosexual behavior immoral does that make me a bigot? Maybe, but who cares? As long as you leave people alone who want to do such things, what difference does it make? There's no hypocrisy religiously or ethically about recognizing people who don't share your beliefs have the right to do something while seeing that something as too repugnant to do yourself.

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Do abortion haters share the public health option haters hatred for children? Yep, pretty much.

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Who would you consider to be the most famous First Lady? Probably Eleanor Roosevelt or Jackie Kennedy for influence, but for heroics Dolly Madison perhaps. Nancy Reagan for tabloid fodder, perhaps Hillary Clinton for controversy.

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Which bush was it that, while drunk, drowned a young girl in his car... went home... had his lawyer report the incident after breakfast the next day? Dang those bushes! Yeah, that's way worse than stealing elections, bombing the shit out of a helpless country, sending thousands of army drones to die needlessly, lying about your administration's clandestine activities, letting a large city drown, turning the economy to the crapper, stealing from the public to give lucrative contracts to your cronies, shitting on the citizens you were sworn to protect,...

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Why can't I get a boyfriend? I am pretty enough to have modeled professionally (but not too tall- 5'8"), smart, funny, creative, and warm. Any time I approach guys they are not interested; no one ever approaches me. I'm 28 years old and never dated! Pic?

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Grayson, a first term democrate congress person, has just said that "rupublicans want people to die when they get sick" because they oppose the health care bill. He's refused to appologize. Double standard? Republicans explained pretty well: http://www.idrewthis.org/comics/idt20050309middleclass.gif

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Do you think seeking opinions from ABers can be unhealthy for a relationship? It's probably unhealthy to see opinions about medical issues, particularly pressing ones.

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Why do kids get in trouble for "taddling"? They are just trying to let you know that something is going on that shouldn't be. As an adult, if you know something and don't "taddle" to the police, you're partially responsible. They see adults acting petty and punitive, so they think it's okay to do it themselves. Monkey see, monkey do.

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What are two scripture verses that tell us about chastity? Deuteronomy 22:20 ... [If] ... the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Deuteronomy 22:21 Then [the men of the city] shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

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What would you do if you woke up and it was 1990, yet you were the same age you are now? Fucking own the future.

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Would you ever use a public toilet in Japan after seeing this? I see lolcat has thoroughly embedded itself in Japanese culture.

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Where can I get free legal advice? Many courts have pro se lawyers on staff to answer legal questions. Also, talking to secretaries in court offices is not a bad idea. They do most of the work anyway, and probably appreciate people who act like they know that. Barring that, paralegals are at least cheap.

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Is a slut worse than a prude? No, sluttiness is commendable. Prudishness should be scorned.

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What does a country need to be considered a country? The traditional view is that of Westphalian sovereignty, where a state merely needs a territory and control of its own affairs. The legal theory behind that kind of sovereignty is it can be achieved constitutively or declaratory. Constitutive theory holds that all a state needs to be a state is recognition by other states. Declaratory theory says that a state needs to meet more criteria...

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I've considered myself to be a Republican more than a Democrat. Yet I vote for Pro choice and gay marriages. I'm "conservative" to an extent. My question is, am I the only one like this? There must be other "hybrids" out there. Well, perhaps you're still sufficiently sociopathic for the Republican Party. Do you launder money or get an erection while flogging homeless people?

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If technically there is no Arab or Jewish race is it a misconception American Whites are of European descent and an irony of all ironies is the derogatory term "sand n***er"? There are Arab and Jewish ethnicities. But they don't necessarily correspond with Islamic or Jewish belief. Many Arabs are Christians, and a few are Jewish or some other faith. The biggest Muslim country, OTOH, is Indonesia, not an Arab country.

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If GOD creates man, then 1. DEVIL created what? 2. what creates woman? According to my understanding of Christian cosmology, Satan is generally not seen as capable of creating in the sense that God can. Theologians attribute varying powers to Satan to deceive and destroy, but not many seem to feel comfortable with portraying him creating sentient beings with souls and a conscience.

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Have you ever fantasized about a celebrity? C'mon admit it, we all probably have at some point..who? Mike Seaver/DJ Tanner slash fic.

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Did the Black man that tried to sell me zanex's spelling and when I said no and was trying to force me to purchase them and then assaulted me commiting a Hate crime? Presumably not, unless you can show he did this to you because you're not black. Since you are black, he should be fine.

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!SPAMMER ALERT! I posted a question regarding music recommendations and one of the answer's comments were spammed by doctorgreen, a level one newbie who's account just opened today. Has anyone else had this or a similar problem? I would like to sell you some penis enlargement devices I have. Please give me your bank account number.

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My cousin Jeb has come up with a way to trick or treat at age 46. He's going to pretend to be mentally handicapped and he wants me to act like his guardian for a split of the candy. Is this wrong or is it just a harmless "trick" in the spirit of Halloween Was Jeb the convicted sex offender?

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If you suddenly came into posession of a couple of nice, fresh fennel roots, what would you do with them? Ferment 'em

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A Community College Professor was fired for refusing to teach "Creationism" in his western civ class. Specifically he was fired after he told his students that the biblical story of Adam and Eve should not be literally interpreted. Your thoughts? I find this unlikely. Is there a citation for this claim anywhere?

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Is there a food you don't like by itself that you really like when mixed with other foods? I don't like celery, but wont eat egg salad without it. I don't like olives unless they're on a sandwich with some meat.

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Are cats any actual use? Even today in the U.S., delis and restaurants use cats to catch mice.

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What would you do if i was the last female on earth? Ejaculate into you I guess, and then hope that my genetic material fertilizes you before the swarms of people in front of and behind me gets a chance.

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What is the therapy for homosexuality? please i need a scientific therapy. Homosexual acts are surely very therapeutic if indeed a homosexual you are.

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How come we never really hear anything about Jesus's wife, Stephanie Christ? Is she just not all that interesting or was the big J ashamed of her? Ask Dan Brown.

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Has Bill Clinton lost all credibility? Please rate his credibility 0% to 100% I don't like him myself, he seems quite popular and well-respected around the world.

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I live in a small town, with few social spots. I need "going out" ideas from small town folk, to help me diversify my social life. Ideas, anyone? Organize a beer/cheese tasting?

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Do you find it offensive if people tell you they include you in your prayers? I for my part have no interest in playing a role in their obscure rituals. Not usually, but some people take it to an obnoxious extreme. I think most mean well.

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If "The Jetsons" take place in the future, why do we still see Florida when we see our planet in the intro sequence? Wouldn't the future sea-level rise have wiped it off? Florida might be worth losing anyway.

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Would legalizing all drugs be a rational ideal to society and create less crime and suffering? I knew a person who robbed a bank because he needed to support his heroin habit. "Regulating" drugs appropriately would make the most sense. I don't see why there should be a moral stigma to intoxication of any sort, and we should be compassionate enough to help people in need.

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I am starting undergraduate studies in Intelligence at American Public University. Can anyone tell me what would be a good minor or supplemental studies? Quantitative skills are really lacking in American society. Look at statistics. Foreign language is a good idea too.

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Why is pot illegal while alcohol is much worse? Alcohol isn't "much worse." Pot probably has fewer healthy benefits than alcohol, for instance. However, overindulgence of alcohol is probably much worse, and alcohol addiction is much more dangerous. (I previously posted the above answer on September 8, with documentation, yet for some reason it was rejected as "nonsense." Once again, here's a compilation of...

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Do secretly listen to Miley Cyrus in your car? Not that I do or anything I mean a friend of mine does but not me. I don't which is more tasteless: having a car or listening to Miley Cyrus.

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Why is it that you are an adult at 13 when you get on the bus but 16 to start driving, 18 when you join the military and 21 to buy tobacco or beer? shouldn't there be one leagally binding ADULT age that everyone has to obey no matter what the reason? There is only one. It's called the "age of majority" and in most U.S. states it's 18, though in a few it's 21. Most of those other things are just statutory rules. The one you missed, voting, is guaranteed to all citizens age 18 or over, but ironically some states don't consider you to have reached the "age of majority" until 21, or at least that was the...

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If God wanted us to be vegetarian, why did he ask animals taste so good? Why did he enjoy burnt offerings? Genesis 8:21 suggests the Lord enjoys the delightful aroma of a sizzling steak. Maybe Falwell and the Lord will come down from Heaven to eat at Outback sometime.

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In America, religion highly influences public behaviour and voting patterns in ______ way. (what role does it play) Less than people say. Religion is mostly just a cover for authoritarian tendencies when it does come up, and such people would have embraced communism had they lived in the USSR and nationalism had they lived in pre-WWII Europe.

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Why does it seem like some many Christians are also Republicans, would Jesus have been in favor of pre-emptive war, cutting welfare programs, tax cuts for the wealthy, and not making sure all citizens have healthcare? Both Christians and Republicans are prone to being delusional.

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If i aid hitler was one of the coolest guys who ever walked this earth ......what would you say? Mr. Cheney, we've told you a thousand times: that's just not something you admit in public!

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How do I know the Bible is not a complete fabrication? Of course it's a fabrication. "Fabrication" means someone made it.

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What do you think of BBW's?? "Big Beautiful Women" http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xaf03z_dating-montage_creation?from=rss - 1980s video dating sums it up!

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My husband prefers a soft toilet paper and I prefer a 'rougher more scratchy' one. I have asked around and many women prefer a more 'scratchy' toilet paper and most men admit to preferring a 'softie'. What do you prefer to wipe with? Freshly shaved lamb wool.

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I am 20 my bf 23, we both have decent jobs and I am almost out of college. We have been dating for going on 8 months, now he wants to have a baby what should I do? Dump him.

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Have you ever been in a private enough place that you could tan outside naked? If you haven't, and you had the chance, would you? Well, you have to figure a satellite might photograph you (yes, really).

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Ladies what do you think of this (cost of what the average women spents on keeping herself "Beautiful" through out the years): http://www.newsweek.com/id/187758?GT1=43002 Why can't people post URLs in the URL form field? HUH?

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What if there is a guy who is almost 21 who has told you that he thinks you are attractive(he is too btw), wants to hang out with you at some night activity, and has talked to you about "personal stuff" and you kinda dont know could happen & your only 16 He wants to have sex with you. Knowing that, expect that he'll likely expect sex.

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Science has given us horrors like Eugenics, Advanced Weaponry, and Pollution. All very deadly and to some extent still going on. If religion is denounced for it’s horrors should science be held to the same accountability? You're confusing science and technology. Science doesn't have ethical implications (though /scientific experiments/ might). Technology is about application, and that's where you see ethical implications. And, really, people who use technology to do horrible things are probably worse than people who use religion to justify horrible things. However, religious nutters are not...

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How many Obama or Clinton supporters are already sending the government some extra money every month, voluntarily paying higher taxes, just to show their support and get a head start? It would have been nice to pay enough taxes to support Bush's spending in the first place, so we won't be saddled with this debt for the rest of our lives. Hell, that and a few other fiscally responsible measures might have saved us a deep recession.

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I'm 15 and pregnant and im getting an abortion. its complex and horrible and feel i am killing my child. My bf is very very supportive, but its not helping. Im not quite sure how to deal with this. Does anyone have any advice or experience? Well, if you're worried about that, why let the misogynistic anti-abortion cretins on AnswerBag pile more guilt on?

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Exactly what is Obama's hidden agenda by asking Lt.Gov.Paterson of New York not to run for Gov.? What's hidden? Paterson's ratings are so in the shitter that there's little or not chance he'll win no matter who goes up against him.

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Which of the twilight books are you most looking forward to seeing on the big screen? I saw the first one by accident. I heard "vampire," and thought "awesome." I've never seen a sh*tt*er piece of sh*t ever. I look forward to never seeing another!

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If this was made public prior to the election, do you think McCain may have won? (LOL!!) What the sam fuck? Heh

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Has "Family Guy" ever been cancelled? Yep, but some people just don't get when something sucks.

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Is it okay to go in a hot tub while you're pregnant if it is the same temperature as your body temperature? Yes, just make sure to put a sock or something in your vagina so no water gets in and drowns the baby.

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What will you do if your friend steal your love? Have a threesome. P.S. Banana colored dresses are a fashion faux pas.

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Which city or what cities do you associate with country music? Even New York has a pretty big country & bluegrass subculture.

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Ok my girlfriend has a yeast infection in and around her pussy. Is there anything i can do as her boyfriend to help her with it she has stuff for it and is getting some other creams but i want to help her but idk how or what i can do any advice? Culture some and make bread with it.

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How can satisfy my woman in bed? Hire a male escort for her.

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Which commercial on television do you wish you never had to see/hear again? Is there a magazine ad that you feel the same way about? Get rid of your TV and you really never will have to see one again.

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Is caffeine a addiction? Yes, the DSM-IV says it is. I believe they consider 3+ cups a day to be too much.

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Life more safe back in the 1800s or now? It probably depends how you look at it. If you got a disease in 1850, there probably was little anyone could do. However, the built environment may overall be less safe now. There was no getting run over by a car in 1850.

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What problems can occur with a lethal injection? Bloating and rectal dicharges

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When was chuck norris born? He hatched in 1940.

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Can you name a famous police officer, fictional or otherwise? Real: Teddy Roosevelt Fictional: Lenny Briscoe from Law & Order

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What is the weirdest thing you have ever watched? One of the weirder ones was a video call "bear backing." A redneck woman shoots a black bear out of a tree, and then copulated with her boyfriend on top of its carcass.

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Me and my boyfriend woke at the same time and we had both dreamed that I was pregnant. What does this mean? It means he's been slipping the condom off. What a dick.

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I had to walk home from work naked today. Is there anything more humiliating? I had to use the rest room at one of those gay bars that doesn't have any doors or stalls in its rest room. Nothing else was open, and my diarrhea kicked in again. I think a few people left because of me. The worst part is I suffer from frequent bouts of priapism.

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Whats longer: Your pit hair or your butt hair? I had my butt hair lasered off. It was too sticky down there.

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How will America pay for the Democrats Health Care Reforms ? The current cost is estimated at 900 billion dollars. This assumes they can reduce the current cost of Medicaid by 300 billion thru cost cutting (which no one believes is possible) Easily. Health care reform, if done right, will save the economy money overall. Businesses will no longer have to waste money dealing with a problem society could deal with more efficiently.

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Why did the value of the dollar rise during the Great Depression? The value of a currency is relative to what it can buy you. If everything suddenly costs an average 5 cents less, there's a relative rise in the value of the currency. That's basically what deflation is.

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Which translation of the Bible should I read? I want one that sounds nice while remaining true to the original There probably isn't really an "original." They're all copies of copies of copies of copies of translations of copies. You can imagine there's plenty of error, even on top of whatever internal contradictions there were to start with.

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Looking at the window that is closest to you, what is on the floor directly under the window? My dinner

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MY TEEN DRINKS HOW DO I STOP HER. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

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How will i lose 7 inches in 2 weeks? Why bother? Most men like chubbies these days.

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Which foods can be routinely delivered to your home? When I was younger (not so much younger) we got milk and bread delivered to our houses. I can get pretty much anything I want.

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What is an example of something that needs to be in writing? Any real estate contract that endures longer than a year.

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What was the last place you went that had a lot of spectators? A bathroom in a gay bar.

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Our new condo has huge windows on every inch of its northern wall, so we get tons of indirect sun. What herbs do well indoors with indirect sunlight? You live in MA, right? Maybe you can start growing weed soon!

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My girlfriend deliberately ignores me when I ask her something, and says it's not something I should get mad about. She's pregnant, so I can't leave. Should I punch her in the belly or the face to get her to stop? Dude, don't be a dick. If she's really behaving like that, it's easy enough to change her behavior. Throw a fit about it, storm out, and let her call you to apologize and tell her you're sick of the crap and will only come back if she's willing to work it out. You don't need to employ violence, and you'll get what you want.

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Why is AB so homophobic? Nice people who wouldn't hurt a fly all of a sudden get down right nasty if you don't buy THEIR idea of moral behavior. I think most of the blame belongs 2 their religious establishments promulgating hateful rhetoric. Your thought There's a possibility that homosexuality is something that naturally frightens males for rather counterintuitive reasons. While you'd think most males would want to encourage homosexuality to reduce competition for available vaginas, males may actually be evolved to fear it because HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIOR apparently corresponds to sexual precociousness and the possibility of higher...

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Do you.... or would you trust an alcoholic? More than I'd trust cable news or AnswerBag.

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What taxes state or federal, local have you personally seen go up since obama took office? State, but that's because my state has the fiscal responsibility of a crack fiend.

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Why can't I stop pooping? Perhaps you have a gastrointestinal ailment causing your body to attempt to vacate as much seed as possible.

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If a criminal shoots at officers and the police car suffers damage, does that criminal have to pay for those damages or do our tax dollars pay for that? The criminal is liable, but practically speaking the city/state would be unlikely to collect.

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I am turning 21 soon and having a party the night before my birthday. I'm wondering if I'm clear from a Minor in Possession (underage drinking) after midnight. If the cops bust the party at 12:01, I'll be 21 by one minute, but completely drunk already. Yep, should be fine. Why don't you just go to a bar at 12:01?

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Which country would win in a war Germany or Iraq? On neutral ground? Germany. However, wars rarely are that simple. Even the U.S. hasn't been able to "win" anything in Iraq.

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What is the funniest Bible verse? Here's one. How about how the Lord doesn't know that birds only have two legs? Besides being a homicidal maniac, Jehovah is a dumbass. Leviticus 11:20 All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you.

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Is there a word for someone who consistently calls lies truth, wrong right, good evil, etc? Please do not respond with any political party or movement. I'm looking for an English word here. Is the person lying knowingly? Pathological then? Does the person actually think what he's saying is true (think a lot of people who repeat what they hear from Glenn Beck)? Delusional perhaps?

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Why did President Obama scrap the European missile defence system? To save taxpayer $ probably. Oh, and maybe not inflame the Russians needlessly. If America or Europe is going to be attacked, it'll be a by a suitcase bomb, not a missile. A billion$ gift to Bush's cronies in the defense industry won't change that.

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What are your thoughts on arrogant people? The fuckers!

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How do you prepare steaks? In the broiler, the oven, a skillet, a skillet with ridges on the bottom, a barbecue, or another way. I use a cast iron skillet with the ridges. I BBQ the bastards. Bloody delicious and it doesn't heat up the kitchen.

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I wake up in the middle of the night sometimes with rectal spasms. When I get up and walk and relax, the spasms go away.What causes this? Rectal? Not sphincter?

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My goldfish is turning black. This is really strange 2 me. before he turned n2 a black goldfish he was swimming side ways, i was for sure he was going to die, but now he is swimming norm but almost all black, does any1 know what or why this may be? Probably a fungus.

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Why does urine in certain people have an amonia odor Mine smelled like Franziskaner this morning. Delightful!

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Are you sick and tired of bullshit lawsuits being filed seemingly everyday? Yeah, like, who needs courts anyway?

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The government has stopped funding for ACORN, cause the expose of Fox News...Fox News exposes everyone dirty little secrets..Why is right wing Newscasters always been dumped on? The funding stopped for political expedience, not because ACORN was a particularly irresponsible organization. Compared to milquetoast liberal advocacy groups supported by wealthy suburbanites, ACORN actually does some good in promoting safe neighborhoods, voter registration, and affordable housing. The problem was that Democrats are spineless enough that they don't want to be...

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Can someone be to "simple minded" to succeed in college? I guess. Remember George W. Bush? He did a crappy job at Yale, so they let him get an MBA from Harvard. Oh, and then he was installed into power later in life.

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Would a guy like a girl 7 years younger than him? As long as she's not old!

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Westboro Baptist Church is coming to Great Neck NY to protest temples during the Jewish Holiday. Here is their agenda. They hate, Gays, Jews & America. This is their website. What are your thoughts? http://www.godhatesfags.com/ Awesome. Someone should bring in a truckload of Greenwich Villege fags in tight pink shorts to commit unspeakable sex acts in front of them.

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Which country has the best mail order brides? Countries with lots of fat people have the cheapest!

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Would Gavin Newsom, the Mayor of San Francisco, make a good Governor of California? California's government probably needs to be disestablished.

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I was in a gas station last night, and a young lady said "I better gets my damn food stamps before I kills somebody!" What in the hell has our society come to? She had nothing wrong with her except her attitude. Why wont people like that get a job? Well, if you acknowledge that there's a need for food stamps, you have to acknowledge some people will depend on them.

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Who was more influential overall, Bob Dylan or The Beatles? (And why?) Hard to say, since they influenced each other. Dylan allegedly set the Beatles onto weed.

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What is your favorite pizza place? My own.

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Have you ever eaten cooked Octopus? It is quite common among the Polynesians in Hawaii and one time I decided to try it at a hotel. To my amazement, it was indeed very delicious! (The dipping sauce makes the difference.) So, have you tried it yet? I happen to be quite a fan of grilled baby octopus. They're so cute!

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What would happen if u ate a leech? You'd eventually poop it out.

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Physicists only please. Can you fathom "negative velocity"? You don't need to be physicist to understand it. Negative velocity just describes the change in position of a variable as negative.

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I got straight A's up till Grade 11 but got Bs and some As in Grade 12 but my friend didn't get straight As until Gr 11/Gr. 12. However, I got rejected from the university but he got accepted. Is this fair? I only had trouble in Grade 12! A drop in performance in grade 12 can kill a chance at getting in some places. However, why waste the money going to university so soon? Go to a community college, get your basics out of the way, and transfer to a 4-year school. There's no penalty for that, the teachers are often better, and it will very likely be more flexible and will save you money! It won't make a difference...

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If it is true that one "cannot prove a negative," then how can the IRS "prove" in a courtroom, that someone NEVER filed a return, or NEVER reported an income source, or NEVER sent them a payment? ALL of those things are indeed "negatives," aren't they? I'm not even sure what standard they need to meet. If it's a criminal proceeding, they need to show guilt "beyond a reasonable doubt." Probably after subpoenaing your checking account, they can do that quite easily. If it's a civil proceeding, they merely need to show that there's a high likelihood you owe them $.

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Do you think it is better for immigrants to first take the time to learn English once they get to America or to immediately find jobs w/o learning English? If working keeps them from being indigent, let them work. Also, many communities in the U.S. currently and/or historically were not English-speaking. French still hangs on in Louisiana and parts of the northeast, German in parts of the upper midwest and Pennsylvania, and that's not even mentioning Creole languages that actually somehow linger on today. Regarding Spanish, large...

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Is ignoring the issue like Obama's Birth Certicate the way America handles problems? DId you know ignoring an issue makes things worse if you had cancer and didn't seek treatment? While failing to have a proper bullshit alarm causes you to waste enormous amounts of energy and time on non-issues manufactured by members of the mass media. Hence, some morons actually think Obama was born to a witch doctor in Kenya. Get a proper bullshit alarm.

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If i said i was once a biker chick what does that make you think about? A My Little Pony tricycle.

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What do you think about people between 16 and 18 having sex? It happens, may as well live with it. It's absurd sticking someone in jail for it.

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Those people who choose not to believe in God or believe He is a woman, what excuse will they make when they die and stand before Him on the day of Judgement? If God insists on being a member of the less fair sex, that's His business. The psychopathic killer known as Jehovah has, as evandad said, a lot of explaining to do.

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I live in Michigan and here the police offer a person in trouble that they'd get a lesser sentence if the put a wire on that has audio and go and buy drugs from a drug dealer to bust them.Its called a Controlled Buy.Should that be illegal like entrapment? Entrapment isn't entirely illegal. It just seems like a waste of police resources to me, kind of like the entire war on drugs.

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I want to be able to edit the content on my website but I don't know HTML. What are my options? Learn HTML. It's not hard to get to the point where you can do basic stuff. If you really can't, try an editor.

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Is prostitution really the oldest profession? If not, what is? Sex surrogacy http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/2637533/Sexual-healer-has-slept-with-1500-men.html

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I'm a 16 year old male. I'm trying to figure out if I'm ready to have sex. I've wondered about it a lot lately. I really do love my girlfriend, but she had a problem with an ex concerning this issue. what should i do? Don't have sex with emotionally disturbed people. It'll bite you in the ass.

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More forgiving than God: What crime would your child have to commit for you to send him to eternal punishment? Simply kill your child without baptizing it. Problem solved!

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How do you treat a poisonous or nonpoisonous snake bite? Suck the poison out of his penis or anus. It's the only way.

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True or False? You LOVE your beer thirty!!! Why wait until work is out? I may have one right now, now that you mention it.

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What is an example of something you LOATHE!!? Ron Paul supporters. They have less of a sense of human than any Internet subculture, even the giantess fetishists and furries.

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I was just flagged and threatened by a COAT. Are they supposed to do this? See: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/7720566 COATs frequently use scare tactics to keep down their opposition. Fight the power!

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What are you dressing up as this Halloween? I'm tying a wax figure of the kid from Lassie to my crotch and going as a Catholic priest.

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How might an inactive person spend their day? Enjoying pornography

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What is an example of a job in the School System? Being a hot teacher I could fap to.

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What is an example of something that needs to be notarized? In Europe, nearly everything.

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What is a word beginning with the letters "In"? (mine:interested) incest!

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What is a word beginning with the letters "In"? (mine:interested) incinerate

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What is a word beginning with the letters "In"? (mine:interested) insipid

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How about you and me going and getting a bite to eat? GREAT! It's a date!! You'll have to spoon feed me.

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Between what 2 integers is complex square root of 21? You can do that in your head. Think of some squares. Square root of 25 is 5. 25 is bigger than 21. Square root of 16 is 4. 16 is smaller than 21. So the square root of 21 has to between 4 and 5.

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Both of my sons lost their virginity over the last week. My oldest is 16 and the younger is 14. My husband's reaction was to give the 16 y.o. a high five and ground the 14 y.o. The 14 y.o. is mine & his step. How would you have handled it? What, what? The older one is his but the younger one isn't? Did you cheat on him? BTW, your husband is a moron. Just buy them both condoms and make sure they do it safely.

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Did you read the comic strip in a paper today? I only read newspapers in bars.

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What is a good major city to move to for college? (anywhere in the U.S.) Boston or New York blow the others out of the water. Boston probably has more prestigious colleges, but it's a lot quieter than New York.

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Why do some drivers these days fail to apply their handbrakes when stopped at traffic lights,and instead keep their feet on the footbrake and clutch,slowly edging forward? I've never heard of having to use a handbrake at a traffic light. But then, most drivers are idiots who shouldn't be anywhere near a car.

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Who is someone that has written an Autobiography? George W. Bush allegedly.

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What is an example of a NOUN, that smells bad? Syphilic jizz

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Do you have any illegal software on your computer right now? No, but the idea of illegal software is somewhat silly.

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Europe edges out North America as richest region. How long till their socialist programs kick in and destroy their economy? See LINK: At least northern/western Europeans have generally enjoyed a higher quality of life than Americans for a generation or two. No surprise there. Also, try this link. Yours only shows the first paragraph. http://macedoniaonline.eu/content/view/8258/52/

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Do we in the USA have the Constitutional right to flip off a cop? See LINK: Yes, but it's probably imprudent to do such a thing to someone who can easily frame you for drug possession or simply get his buddies to hold you down so he can shove a baton in your anus.

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Who is cuter? Sarah Jessica Parker, Sandra Bullock or Jennifer Aniston? Sandra. Jennifer Anustongue looks like she has a puckered cat anus for a mouth.

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Different Strokes, Welcome Back Kotter, Happy Days or Alice? Death to them all.

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Family Ties, 3rd Rock from the sun, Cheers or Married with children? Married with Children followed by Cheers. Anything else is blasphemy.

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Do you talk with the neighbor down on the corner? (either corner from your house) Sometimes, he likes to loiter and drink 40s on the sidewalk.

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A cognitive psychologist tests students' ability to recall of textbook material studied for thirty minutes under either noisy or quiet conditions. what is the independent variable. Ability to recall depends on noise. So noise is independent.

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What was your curfew at 16? I didn't need one.

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Is exchanging romantic/sexual emails with someone long distance considered cheating? (even though nothing will probably come of it) If the partner doing the emailing tells the other partner right off the bat, is it still wrong? Is it deceptive and unfair to your partner if s/he doesn't approve? Yes. If you tell your partner? No, it's not cheating.

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What's for desert? I'm in the mood for something sweet ;-D I hope you find sand sweet then.

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So, what's up with Lady Gaga? What's her deal? Shameless publicity hound or avante garde performer? Neither really. She realized that creating ridiculous spectacle with catchy but otherwise bland tunes gets people to buy her shit, so she does it. If it ceased to work, she'd cease to do it. It's no more or less "shameless" than GM discontinuing an automobile model because nobody is buying it.

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Do you think it was inappropriate of President Obama to call Kanye West a "Jackass" for his stunt at the grabbing the microphone from Taylor Swift when she won her VMA award? He didn't cross the line. He didn't go far enough. Kanye West is a belligerent jackass who should not be glorified in the media. People like Kanye West should be the subject of mockery and disdain.

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What was your favorite Lady Gaga outfit from the VMAs? The one that included my favorite turd from the Los Angeles County waste disposal system.

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Can you name one thing thats finger licking good? Hummus

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Do you think homophobic people are gay themselves? I think so, what you think? It may be a factor, but I think there's reason to doubt all anti-gay people are gay themselves. There's a theory that males are naturally afraid of homosexuality to some extent because male homosexual behavior is actually indicative of sexual precociousness, and men who engage in it are actually more successful with women. Don't forget bisexuality is far more common than...

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Is Canada a fun place to go on vacation? Montreal is nice. Most of the rest is Amerika Lite.

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The TRUTH already...can I really make my penis bigger? If so what works? How about this? (please see the link) Probably not.

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I hate that my parther has an ex-wife(rude bitch) and a 7 yeфrs old daughter, who's apperance is almost 100% like her Mom. This girl comes to us twice a week . I look at her as a"connection " of man who I love with his ex-family....HELP ! Well, you're stuck with her probably. And the girl still is part of his family.

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Is it allright to havesex with someone else if you are on a break from your relationship Yep!

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Who would be the best person to contact in a particular town that might be able to tell me the exact address of where a parent was born? It would have to be someone with access to public records from the early 1920's. Unless you're in New England, the right place is probably a county records office or county clerk. In rural areas, perhaps libraries and churches would be handy.

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What is something you might find in a pothead's bedroom? Lighter fluid

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My 5 year old daughter took my 22 month old sons diaper off and was touching his penis, and he had an erection, why is she doing this? Maybe she saw it in one of your pornos.

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Can a 3 year old boy have an orgasm? i know they cant ejaculate but could they have a dry orgasm, because i walked in on my 3 year old nephew masturbating I think it's possible, yes, and masturbation in children is downright frequent.

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What is something you might find in a pothead's bedroom? Doritos

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What is something you might find in a pothead's bedroom? A bong

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What is something you might find in a pothead's bedroom? Empty cartons of ice cream

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What is something you might find in a pothead's bedroom? Pot

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How do you feel about women who don't wear bras in public? Good for me. Bad for them probably.

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Why are new vehicles so expensive? Standards and the hideous pay of labor is part of it. Another thing is that people are willing to pay a lot because they're forced to depend on cars. You're better off in a place where you don't *need* to drive.

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Should I drink it or Pour it out? Just spill a little bit for ur niggers who have passed on.

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I heard that Pope Benedict is a huge Twilight fan! Did he really invite the entire cast to the Vatican for a special screening of the new movie? Well, it's to be expected. He looks kind of like Count Chocula.

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What is an activity that CAN be done with just 1 person, but FUNNER with 2? Ejaculating

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What is an example of being down right RUDE? http://www.shufuni.com/wtf/4DCC4816-904D-4EC3-AE17-ADF4B0468106.html - NSFW, but here are some highly pornographic examples.

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How would you describe the aroma of your S/O? My sex organ smells great.

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I will never be ________? under the sea

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If a policeman knocked on your door and asked to come in to speak to you, would you let him come in? (please say what country you are from in your answer.) No, I wouldn't want him to see my crack pipe.

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Do you like the cold or warm weather? Cold. Warm climates make people fat and lazy, like South Carolina.

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Why prostitutes r always crack headed? At least a prostitute can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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How come figure skating has a rep for being such a sissy sport when it's absolutely dangerous? Your typical sports fan is a misogynistic buffoon. Of course, fat men on recliners can't do most of those moves, but it doesn't stop them from criticizing. "I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense." - H. L. Mencken

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I do like lagers. I like most kinds of beer. But I was wondering what is you favorite brand of beer? Homebrew

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Why most of the ABers are so conservative and not friendly???i just don't get it... The daytime audience is probably naturally a conservative lot of over-privileged, under-thinking, priggish, stay-at-home moms. These people are prone to authoritarian thinking because they live in a bubble. That, and stupid people just tend to be the most passionate and least informed.

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What consequences should US Rep Joe Wilson be subject to for his "you lie!" outburst during President Obama's address to Congress? Mockery http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3503/3906225551_f9458658b3_o.jpg

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Do you consider West Point to be a community college or an actual university? It's more resembles a college than a community college or university (though I don't know if it can be considered any of the three). It awards an undergraduate credential (BS degree) to its graduates. However, it doesn't have very diverse academic offerings (then, neither do many colleges). A university is usually considered a larger institution with more programs and a...

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IM AN IDIOT WHO JUST MARRIED SOMEONE WHO OWES TONS OF BACK CHILD SUPPORT..HES ALSO IN PRISON FOR THE NEXT 2 YEARS...AM I GONNA GET STUCK WITH HIS CHILD SUPPORT??/ IM A WAITRESS WHOS PAYCHECKS ARE LESS THAN 300 EVERY 2 WEEKS PLUS TIPS... Do you get conjugal visits?

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HELP!!!! I need to think of a business that i can set up for $50 (£25)? Please Help Something involving your labor? You can set it up almost for free. Although $50 won't buy you much advertising. Maybe a web site for a year?

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How do actual Nazis feel when presidents Bush or Obama have been called or likened to Nazis? Hopefully some mixture of shame and perplexity.

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Ladies...you're home alone wearing just underwear. You need to go outside to pick up the paper and the door closes behind you. Would you rather be out there in a sheer (see through) bra or sheer panties? Which do you suppose the OP was masturbating to when he asked this question?

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I put butter/margarine on/in my ______. What word (s) can you use to complete the statement? buttcrack

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What can I get at your McDonald's that I can't get at other McDonald's? I'm at a loss for words.

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Are you afraid of terrorism or condemn it solely? I keep it in perspective. It's less of a threat to me than somebody driving their car erratically.

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When you go into the "WINDOWS TASK MANAGER" is it normal to have 5 iexplorer.exe and 7 svchost.exe in the processes running? (Ctrl-Alt-Delete) I stopped using IE at IE6, but the SCVHOST thing is probably normal. But use Firefox or Google Chrome instead of IE. Either saves some headaches. http://www.mozilla.org http://www.google.com/chrome

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Should I push it or pull it? What is it?

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Micky Mouse or Donald Duck? FTS. Buzzed Bunny! http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/A_New_Bunny.html

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What is behind door #1? door #2? and door #3? Cheap commercial crap!

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Do you have a file for nude pictures in your PC? If you have one is it bigger than your animal pictures file? Why would you need one? The Internet is an endless fount of nude pics, if you really need one.

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In WHAT BIBLE VERSE does it say, "COME AS YOU ARE?" Toby Keith did not write any part of the Bible.

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What's a job you would not want to do, in inclement weather? Deliver fat people's fast food.

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How do rack servers with many machines use only one monitor? Use what's called a KVM swtich (keyboard/video/mouse)

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Have you ever tried homemade beer? if so, how was it? I make it, so yes. I recommend it. It's tastier and fresher than commercial beer (and a hell of a lot cheaper per bottle). A good kit is probably only $90 for making a good ale, but you need refrigeration for proper lager. If you make it, start with a simple ale for practice and then work your way up.

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Glen Beck 9/12: Did anybody show up even just to laugh at that Goon's "march"? He marched?

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Does Pope Benedict really sleep in a coffin at night? I've heard rumors for a while about this just wanted to confirm it. No, he's not sleeping with those altar boys.

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If crazy is a preexisting condition, how many of the town forum screamers would be able to get health insurance? Most of them suffer from chronic retardation. The cure is a leap into a volcano.

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Has anyone stopped to think how rep. wilson's outburst makes the u.s.a. look to other countries. ? (if you are not from the u.s.a. what is your regions general thoughts on the stuff going on in washington ?) thank you It doesn't make a difference really. Many countries have long traditions of people booing their elected officials/political opponents. Actually, compared to the passive-aggressive sniping and procedural machinations of American politicians, I'd say it's rather healthy. Also, consider that very few "democratic" countries afford their heads of government the regal...

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If I spend $1,000,000 in my State how many times will that $1,000,000 cycle, generating and regenerating tax revenue by being spent and re-spent? The principle you're thinking of is called velocity, but I don't know where to look it up for a particular U.S. state.

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Do you think Obama will make it happen when he say's illegals won't get free healthcare like they do now? Many americans are forced to cross the border for affordable health and dental care, it's so unfair. Making it say "illegals" don't get "free" healthcare is a stupid policy. For the same reason it's more expensive now when citizens don't get "free" healthcare, it's a bad idea to deprive illegal immigrants of it. Either way, somebody is still going to be paying for the care, and it won't be people who can't afford it. If you...

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Obama said there is 900 Billion dollars in waste and fraud in Medicare and Medicaid. Why in the hell don't they fix that before starting a new branch? $900 billion sounds rather steep. It implies that medicare/medicaid by themselves are, conservatively speaking, close to 10% of the U.S. economy. How much non-fraud is there? Because if it's 10% of the economy and has $900B in waste, it's almost ALL fraud. (The U.S. economy is $14T, so $900B is already 6-7% of the economy.) What fraud does exist (and there certainly is some) is...

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Do you sh**, shower and shave in that order? Normally. Today I accidentally shat last. I had to get back into the shower and cycle again. Such a time waster!

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Do people kill in the name of atheism? Yes, it's been happening since the atheist crusade to reclaim the Ark of the Shrugging Atlas from the evil Godly occupiers of the atheist holy land of Lower Manhattan's Financial District.

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Does 2% of U.S. population really control 98% of money in U.S.? How is it in other industrialized countries? That's probably an exaggeration, but the nature of post-industrial countries probably is that the majority of wealth and power is in the hands of well under 10% of the population. In the U.S., well, that's how it was intended to be. Most of the country at the time was made up by either agrarian slave-holding states with a large, homegrown aristocracy. That class still exists to...

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What is heterosexaul A white guy who hasn't entered a high school locker room.

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How do you manage to keep yourself looking so HOTT!!!? High intake of alcohol kills all the other toxins!

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My husband got mad at a 17 year old boy for saying he was going to kick our dog if he didn't stop barking, he pushed the kid into the couch I guess he went and filed a report. What happens next? Unless the kid actually tried to kick the dog, your husband is an idiot. But, a couch? Where did this take place? In your living room?

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How many of you believe in pre-marital sex? What do you mean "believe"? It happens regardless of what anyone thinks. Human beings evolved to have sex.

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Is it normal to be attracted to older men? And I'm talking 10-20 years older..... I'm in my twenties Why would it be abnormal or harmful?

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Is it unpatriotic to criticise your country or a useful way to make your country better ?. Does it matter if it's unpatriotic? Patriotism isn't a good thing anymore than nationalism and fundamentalism are.

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Why does biology have so many examples of how MAN is set apart from other primates and the animal kingdom to trick us into believing Evolution is not the full story? Well, you have to figure, a lot of misconceptions human beings cling to have no short-term consequences. Trying to teach everyone that evolution is false in the short term is harmless, but in the long term you're kind of attacking the underlying theory to things like biology and medicine --- probably not great if you want to train competent doctors. The same goes for things like...

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Discussion between my militant boyfriend and I. What came first in America, the schooling system or the military system? He says military and I say schooling. Unorganized militias probably appeared in what was the colonial U.S. almost immediately. Obviously, what is now the U.S. military has its roots in the Continental Army. Universities certainly began appearing quickly after the first settlers arrived. Free public education was by no means widespread before the 20th century.

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Should all Americans respect the President? Absolutely not. U.S. presidents have a long history of being tyrannical. Of course, it's amusing seeing all the racists and neocons coming out of the woodwork to cry about "oppression" now. Where were they for the eight years before Obama, when the White House was all but wiping its ass with the U.S. constitution?

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I have a theory that most American born women, of Anglo-Saxon descent, between the ages of 23-43 have 1 of 3 middle names or a derivative thereof... Ann, Lynn or Marie. (Ana, Maria, AnneMarie, etc) Pls respond with your, or your wife or g/f's middle name Those are common sure, but more because they've traditionally been Christian names in the English-speaking world. Some of them are not of Anglo-Saxon origin, either. Perhaps they are of Anglo-Norman origin (linguistically, passed down through the early vulgar Latin dialect that at some point became French).

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When is it NOT a good time or NOT a good place to spit? During oral sex

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Where is it never a good place to put your feet? A trash compactor.

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When is it not a good time to scratch your male parts? After using aftershave.

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I have been molesting and it is ruining my relationship and i am at te point to where i want to be by myself sense i can;t trust no one Who are you molesting?

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Honestly,do you think americans are prudes? They paternalistically ban booze and drugs, and try to censor sex. Yes is a good answer.

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Why is pot illegal while alcohol is much worse? Alcohol isn't "much worse." Pot probably has fewer healthy benefits than alcohol, for instance. However, overindulgence of alcohol is probably much worse, and alcohol addiction is much more dangerous.

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If i am 15 and have a debit card can i buy things online like rolling papers and blunt wraps without getting into any trouble? PS: i don't want any "don't smoke answers" Don't smoke cigarettes (pot is okay). But I seriously doubt you'll have a problem. Hey, have you considered trying to brew beer? You can get a kit for like $90 online. You'd REALLY impress all your friends.

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Is there a scientific way to find well water As opposed to dowsing? Supposedly there's fresh water within 200 feet or so down on 90% of the Earth's surface, so the real trick for the dowser would be to show where water CANNOT be found! If you need a better answer than that, talk to a geologist. Well water is pretty readily available in most places, but you should be concerned about contamination from other sources, as well as...

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Something you might find in Paris Hilton's handbag Vaginal sanitizer.

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My boyfriend of 3 years doesnt want me to go to his fathers funeral with him .. i never met his dad or any of his family .. why does he not want me there .. if anythin like this happened to me hed be the first person id want with me .. Maybe he doesn't feel comfortable having you meet his family for the first time under such circumstances? Maybe his family just wants to keep it a direct family affair? Maybe his family is full of breast-ogling, butt-groping creeps, and he's protecting you? There is any number of good reasons.

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How many points can you give one question I seem to only be able to add 1 point to any question? Beginners can give 1. It steps up as you become Wiser and more Popular.

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Trust is vital in a relationship, but how exactly DO you build trust? I'm so tired of being jealous of my bf's exes from months/years ago; he doesn't like them at all anymore. How do I get over my own hurt from the past, move on, and give him a break? Maybe, at some level, you're concerned that he spoke of them at all? Perhaps he shouldn't have. Also, it's sometimes good not to tell the WHOLE truth.

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My 3 year old son likes to hump. He will get on the bed and hump it until he is out of breath! He will come out of the bedroom with his hair wet from sweat. Is this normal? Im freaked out. Does this mean he has seen someone do it? I need help! Most likely, yes. Children learn by doing, the same as adults. He likely saw something on TV. You should ask him where he saw it, since he's probably naive enough to answer truthfully. A worse-case scenario, of course, is that he's been humped, perhaps by an older kid.

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HI IM 17 AND, I WANT TO TELL MY MOM THAT IM SEXULLY ACTIVE WITH MY BOYFRIEND WHO I HAVE BEEN WITH 2 AND HALF YEARS NOW. BUT IM AFRAID SHE'S GOING TOGET MAD AND DISAPOINTED AT ME. EVEN THOUGH I ALWAYS USE PRTOECTION SUCH AS A CONDOM. Do you tell your mother each time you take a dump too?

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I can now give out more points then when I first started. Sometimes I go back to my old questions and give more points to those that answered. Does anyone else do this? If the answer warrants it!

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My boyfriend masturbates a lot. Sometimes 2 and 3 times a day, even on the days that we do stuff, or have sex, which is on a regular basis. It sort of makes me feel like I am not adequate enough. Am I right in feeling like this? Each time a male masturbates, he sheds hundreds of millions of older, weaker sperm cells, and leave room for stronger, younger, more robust egg getting sperm. So, masturbation likely creates more potent ejaculates. So when he does get around to ejaculating into you, it's more likely to lead to a conception.

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What is/was your "high school slogan"? "STFU, Fag" (followed by locker room humping). Yes, really.

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Why do married men still hit on women? Males are biologically wired to ejaculate into as many females as they possibly can. That doesn't mean, as a question of sexual strategy, they always will, but the option is probably tempting to most men. Cheating is a great outlet as a reproductive strategy because males can trick other men into raising their children. That's why men are often very overzealous about women...

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I've given up on love give me a reason not to. I think you should. You're clearly a head case and should spare other people your insanity.

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I was arrested for statutory rape. The father now wants to drop the charges, but the D.A. says it's too late. Is there anything I can do to have the charges dropped? If the age difference is really great, you're probably screwed unless somebody is willing to lie. However, you can argue you didn't know her age --- and it does sometimes work. But absolutely speak to a lawyer.

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Do you agree with police checkpoints where they check your license and insurance etc., why or why not? Absolutely not. The police shouldn't have any right to randomly check people for any reason, even if you believe in the myth of the drunk driving problem.

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Road rage, who has complained so vehemently by blowing horn, gesticulating and swearing at some bad driver that you have just gone and done something just as bad? You can't do something "bad" to a bad driver. Bad drivers risk other people's lives, and deserve to be restrained just like somebody brandishing a gun at innocent people does.

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Yonkers/Queens/Bronx, NY area - Does anyone know where I can find a.) a tobacco outlet that sells cigarette tobacco and b.) a hair/beauty supply store. Thanks! Pretty much any newsstand should have tobacco (I suppose you mean rolling tobacco?). I saw beauty supply shops all over Myrtle Avenue when I was last there.

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Where in New York City would you need a car? Staten Island and probably distant parts of every borough except Manhattan.

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Can you name a song that mentions "James Dean" in the lyrics? American Pie

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Married 15 years, 2 kids. We've both been jerks for 5 years. Sex once a month, at most. Counseling starts next week. She says no sex for a few months so we can work on us. Is it OK for me to get a "happy massage" while out of town on You should just end it. She's a frigid crone. Depriving people of sex is just childish, and is probably a cover for not wanting to have sex with you anyway. Do yourself a favor and stop dragging it out.

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When you were a teen or younger did you ever have sex with an adult neighbor? Oh God, I wish.

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What other forms of parental discipline are alternatives to smacking or spanking? A night with that creepy uncle who touches you in odd ways.

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Toilet paper... do you fold it or wad it up? I don't use any. I have a cat.

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What time is too late to be walking the streets in your city? It's probably rarely that dangerous in almost any city, even bad ones. Most people who get in trouble are looking for it. If you're trying to buy drugs, you're basically advertising you have money to the criminal element.

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What is a word/phrase we use today that we didn't use in the 80's or 90's? lollercaust

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Besides Dangerous Jerk, What else can the letters D J stand for? (Humorous answers ) Dick jiggle

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My son is taking a "Survivors Class" for possibly getting lost in the Mountains. What are some items that you might put in the Small Backpack that would help you survive in the Wilderness? Condoms

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What is/was the food you grew this year? I started some hop plants. Failed. :(

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Place your chin on your left shoulder, what is the first thing you see? MUSIC!!!!

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NO TOUCHING _______. What word (s) can you use to complete the thought? my sphincter plz

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Can you imagine a world without divorce? Would you think it would be a better world... for the children, for the parents...? Simply get rid of the oppressive institution of marriage and divorce will go away on its own.

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Should Americans believe the freedoms we have should not be offered to other societies? Possibly, but the U.S. is a police state compared to most other western countries anyway. With a few unique exceptions, most of the "freedoms" enjoyed by Americans are more widespread elsewhere.

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Who on here is a major (a non-minor) and be honest ? :P Who cares?

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Hasn't us politics been corrupt from the very beginning up to the present and isn't that part of the capitalists system? Depends what you mean. Hostility to the interests of the people of the United States is directly written into the U.S. constitution, but that's by design. Gerrymandered districts encourage stability, but also encourages 2-party rule.

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It's not weird AT ALL for a 17 year old to date a girl who is almost 15, right? Like that shouldn't be an issue at all, correct? Always go for the younger ones!

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What would you do if you were about to graduate from high school and your parents said you're going to to be in college,medical school for the next 11 years to become a doctor and you don't have a choice? They're making you become a doctor. If they insist on you taking that undergrad course, you may just want to do it if you won't find it difficult. There's no reason you have to continue on to get an MD afterwards.

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If you don't want to give head(or don't feel comfortable doing it) in bed, then what else could you do to please the man your sleeping with? (and he wants more than a handjob but accepts that you wont give him a bj) Offer him your anus.

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I have been flirting with a good friends husband, he is also my husband BF, for about seven months. He has told me that he loves me, but can't leave his wife due to his kids. What should I do? I love him and want to be with him, married or not? Most of the people answering this are morally indignant prigs, and it's unfortunate that these utopian minders of other people's relationships are insulting you rather than giving you advice. However, think logically. The only way something like this could even be reasonably considered is if both YOU AND YOUR FRIEND'S HUSBAND are in loveless marriages that are going to crash...

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Why are men turned on by a women wearing a thong Given that they hug buttholes, I rather don't.

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Friend of mine was going to perform for me via webcam. I'm only 16 and she is 14. I got nervous of the government finding out and putting me in jail so as much as I hated too, I called it off. And what is the probability that the Government will find out? The probability is really low, as long as you don't leak a recording.

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When i was one year old a lady in the park told my mom that i would go to hell because i was not baptised is this true? and if it is what kind of god would fail to show mercy on a baby Yes, everything mentally ill people tell your mom in the park is true. Not only are you going to hell, but you're going to be the semen receptacle of Legion the Many.

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My daughter will be Grade 9 on Sept. 8th, 2009, and she's so shy that she always waits for people to talk to her 1st, (she's even like that when she's with her cousins, which she only sees them few times a year. She really needs to be trained, but how? No, she doesn't, and there's no need to pressure her. Maybe public speaking just isn't her strong point. While she'll probably learn as she needs to for, say, class presentations over the years, it might make more sense to hone other skills. Perhaps she's a talented writer?

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How threatening is the graffiti or tagging that is done in the suburbs? Not really at all. The graffiti isn't a disease, it's a symptom of a disease.

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Name something you cannot find at a Wal-Mart? Dildos

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UnitedHealth Group expert Lois Quam says we Health care needs a public option, Agree? See LINK: I don't even know if it goes far enough. Healthcare as a social program simply is cheaper for the American economy and people. Only the insurance firms get hurt.

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When you are a drive up fast food place and you drop change on the ground, do you leave it or get out and pick it up? (Just change such as a quarter or dime) I don't drive or eat fast food.

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Do you remember when getting a cup of coffee in a restaurant was only 10 cents & 25 cents? No, but I paid $2 for peewater swill in a tiny Styrofoam cup the other day.

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How do i tell if my girlfriend has been cheating? is there any way by her actions or behaviors that ill be able to tell? Oral sex is one way. If you have oral sex with her, and taste another man's spunk, she's cheating.

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Do you think incest is wrong if two people really love each other? Have you ever had an incest based relationship? I can't see why it's wrong if there is no power imbalance and there are no children involved. Parent<->child sex means a power imbalance though. Brother-sister sex doesn't necessarily mean that. But damn better wear condoms and abort any offspring.

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Why do people who smoke, drink, do drugs, eat fast food, and waist money on tattoos and lotto think they should get free health care? All of those things are risk factors at best. They don't mean you're in poor health. Also, light drinkers are likely MORE healthy than the general population. And WTF does the lotto have to do with healthcare?

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What's one TV show you consider trash? It's all trash. Finding a show that's not trash would be a tall order.

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What would happen if someone secretly burnt & destroyed 500 million u.s. dollars? The micro effect? Someone would be really pissed off. The macro effect? It would have a minuscule effect on the U.S. money supply (only a small fraction of which is held in cash anyway), which maybe means a minuscule effect on demand for dollars - if anything would be noticed at all. But it could cost the U.S. economy a lot more than $500M. If the money were to be deposited in a bank,...

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Why is ejaculation a sin? I'm an 18-year old Catholic, why is this wrong? It goes back to early Christianity, but St. Augustine famously argued that all sexual acts are at the very least venial sins. My advice: find a new religion, or better yet, none at all.

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Why do you think little boys like Thomas trains? The same reason adult men like guns. They look like long penises.

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Why is Budweiser brewed with rice? (Budweiser is made with a large proportion up to 40% of rice: Wikipedia) I've never done it, but there's nothing inherently wrong with using rice as an adjunct in beer making --- or pretty much any other edible plant product. Rice is known among brewers as being fermentable but rather flavor-neutral. Some brewers scoff at it, I guess, but I can't see why rice is bad and, say, pumpkin and cranberries are good. Budweiser's bland taste probably...

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I am single ladys is any one interested? Post pics, front and back. Naked.

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Ranking Presidents of the U.S. is obviously an objective thing, so let us put is this way....for supporters of the U.S. Constitution is there any doubt B. Obama is the worst ever? He's not even the worst this century. George Bush had eight years to ignore the constitution. (Bush might even be the worst ever.)

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Congressman Barney Frank is one of my favorites, what do you think of his refusing to suffer a fanatic? Barney Frank put it pretty well. One of the few American Congresspeople who isn't hostile to the interests of humanity.

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Do you think liberal attitudes and behaviors are necessarily good? Even driving through the FUD, "liberal" is such a broad term it's hardly even descriptive. It describes everything from laissez-faire capitalism ("liberalization") to civil libertarianism to bleeding heart do-goodery.

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Bill Maher: America, you're stupid! Obama should just ram healthcare down America's throat because people are 'too stupid' to get it. Do You Agree? Obama has no power to "ram" anything down anyone's throat, unless it's a baton (and he's not supposed to do that either). Power to legislate healthcare lies with Congress. Yes, Americans are probably somewhat stupid, but the mass media has sided with the insurance industry on this issue, so we're hearing a disproportionate amount of FUD about it.

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In Orange County: what's a good club to have a birthday party? I want a fun place with good music, a dance floor, and friendly staff with excellent service. My group is mainly caucasian with some minorities with ages ranging from mid-20s to late 30s. Land of the choppers or land of the botox? You might want to detail *which* Orange County you're in!

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My older bro seems to enjoy spending money on travelling more so than on material goods such as iPods, laptops, televisions, expensive clothes, etc. He says that he's willing to spend less on material goods to save and travel more. is this normal? Who cares if it's normal or not? Normal is rarely good.

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I HAD INTERCOURSE AND THE NEXT DAY I HAD A RASH ON MY BIKINI LINE. WELL.... AT FIRST THEIR WAS NO RASH BUT AS SOONES I SCRATCHED IT I NOTICE SOME BUMPS. LIKE MOSQUITO BITES CAN SOME ONE TELL ME WHAT IT IS. THANK YOU SO MUCH. It's probably nothing, but if you think you have an STD, you should go to a doctor, not ask people on AnswerBag. AFAIK most STDs take more than a day to present (most take weeks, I think).

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My little brother's foul mouth is getting out of hand and I warned him his mouth was going to get him into serious trouble with our mom. He didn't listen and just told my mom to shut up and leave him alone.Should he get a good slap or maybe soap? Depends on the circumstances. Maybe your mom is an authoritarian crone and deserved it. It does happen. Either way, sputtering profanity even after being punished for it could simply be a sign of a healthy anti-authoritarianism. He'll probably grow out of it on his own when he realizes it usually doesn't get you very far in life.

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I'm with a beautiful girl, but it isn't working out. She told me too much about her past, and she's already had sex. I'm a virgin. I want my first time to be with another virgin. It bothers me and we've talked about it. I plan to break up with her. How? You're an idiot. Get your penis into her NOW and report back here when you've done it.

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Has anyone here been to Oktoberfest? Did you enjoy it? I avoid it because of the crowds. You can get good beer any time of year. Why go then?

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Can atheists be good parents? Parents can't be good parents. Look at all the idiots on here and their parenting advice.

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Who really controls the media? Editors, publishers, and equity holders. Basically, the most right-wing people in society.

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What must we as individuals, sacrifice to facilitate public order? Authority figures' heads and balls.

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Woman turns up in California after disappearing nearly 20 years ago when she was a child, have you seen this story? Is it too good to be true or has a miracle happened for her family? Any recent pics of her? How about the girl in Austria?

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I was fired from my last teaching job because I gave my phone number to a group of my students, another teacher overheard, reported me and they let me go due to "crossing boundaries" How do I get another job w/o a reference? and this bad mark? Why would they fire you for that? Is this the whole story? Were you working for morons?

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What can be done to stop Obama's Marxist agenda? Lead some GOP rallies in blackface.

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Do Americans hate Scotland now? See posted link. They shouldn't have released that guy. But Amerikkkans are getting too riled up by it.

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Would you dump a girlfriend if she became fat? Yep

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I can't get over my ex of 9 months who cheated on me, what do i do? Finger urself

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How likely are you to catch swine flu on public transport? Infinitesimally close to zero. If you drive, you're probably more likely to die in a crack wreck.

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Is it good to live near a shopping centre or mall? No. Suburbs are dungheaps.

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Thomas Friedman said The World Is Flat. Do You Agree? That was figurative.

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John Lennon posed the dilemma "imagine, no religion", do you think the world would be a better place without it? Religion is a symptom, not a disease. Ideology happily replaces religion sometimes (e.g., Stalinism, Ayn Rand).

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Is it of god to live in the same house as my girlfriend? Who cares? Stop groveling.

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My toddler (2.5yr old) is missing her Granddad that passed away suddenly 2wks ago, we have told her that Granddad is in Heaven playing Rugby with the Angels, any suggestions as to how we deal with it and what else we can say to explain death to her? Don't lie to your kid. Explain death honestly. Explain that the sprog will never day Grandpa again; it's sad, but true, and it's the only honest answer.

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I'm 17 and my girlfriend is 13. Her parents found out about us secretly dating and won't let us see or talk to each other again. Should I keep seeing her or try to make amends with her parents? Well, I don't think it's wrong, but 13 seems kind of young. Why would YOU want to date a 13-year-old? You should want a 20-year-old!

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What do you think of as Jewish cuisine? It's good, but I can't do without pork: God's gift to the infidel!

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Do men get screwed by the courts in divorce? Sometimes, but women often get screwed by the process too. Divorce can be cured by abolishing marriage.

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What are some common mistakes we make with men? Pulling their foreskins back too abruptly.

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Do you want to be noticed on Answerbag for no apparent reason? The reason is it's better than what I'd otherwise be doing, like fapping.

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What sickens you most about humans? Flatus

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If you could say anything to the last troll that DR'd you, what would you say? COAT hasn't attacked me in weeks.

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Why do you spend so much time on this site harassing other people? It gives me an erection.

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Have you saved a horse lately and rode a Cowboy/Cowgirl instead? (I know I am doing my best to save those poor horses.) Download me a picture of a sexy Cowboy or Cowgirl of your choice. If you'd like to. :-) I watched Brokeback Mountain.

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How would you tell your family, in your own words, that you are pregnant? I'M PREGNANT! AND I HAVE A PENIS!!! IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!

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School's starting! My 9-year-old is wearing her 2-way-radio-equipped crash helmet, knee & elbow pads, and eye protection, and has two bottles of hand sanitizer and 4 embedded microchips. What other precautions should I take to avoid disaster? You'll definitely want to get her the Rape-aXe. http://www.antirape.co.za/

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You're driving in the middle of the night,there's a naked hitchhiker with a guitar,holding a sign stating that if you give him a ride he will play your favorite songs. Would you give him a ride? I would, except driving sucks too much to actually do it.

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What are some good horror movies without nudity? Good horror movies always have nudity.

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Do you have days when you don't want to leave the house or bother with the outside world? I usually at least go out for coffee.

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My parents want me to have an abortion because they don't like who I'm pregnant by. I'm not getting one and they're pressuring and stressing me, saying things will be wrong with the baby. How to cope? Well, he's a dick. Your other question established that. If you don't abort, you're stuck with him for a long time, unless you're independently wealthy. If you expect ANY state aid, you'll likely be with him in court.

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I just found out my boyfriend got me pregnant on purpose. He always made pregnancy comments and recently confessed to never pulling out during sex. I'm ot sure how to feel about this. He's obviously selfish. What to do? Dump the boyfriend and get an abortion.

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Why do Mormons deny the truth of their own history? For the same reason Catholics, Muslims, Protestants, and just about any other large religious or ideological group does: it's convenient.

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Can you come up with an examples of a rules that seem absurd? 1. Don't have sex 2. Don't drink 3. Don't do drugs 4. Don't download music 5. No fapping

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Have you had sex with someone you weren't in love with? Constantly!

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Do you wish your s/o was more romantic? I have the most romantic Sex Organ ever.

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If you knew that a black guy was being kind of "tight" with his money, would you ask him why he was being so "NIGGARDLY?" (A Florida teacher asked that of a black student and was almost fired, until folks learned that stingy = niggardly.) It's not a racist term, but you have to be an idiot to use it because (a) most people don't know what it means and (b) it sounds awfully close to "nigger." And, uh, this has only happened like 3 times in the past 10 years?

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Do you have the kind of job where you can work from home? Phone sex operator

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Where can you go to sell homemade beer legally? Or what is the process to do it? In some states, a brewing license to sell is pretty cheap. The hard part is distribution. You have to sell to a distributor, usually.

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What's a bad tasting beer? MillerCoorsBudPeroniHeinekenStellaBecksMoretti

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Drinking beer is bad for your ___________. ERROR DOES NOT COMPUTE

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◄ Do we have a freedom of speech? ► Does it only apply to our liberal media which can trash whoever they want and get away?? . When Glenn Beck called Obama a racist he got into trouble. I thought all American people have this right. He didn't get in trouble. He just looked like a moron. If free speech entails having a right to spew verbal diarrhea on prime time TV, where do I sign up?

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Do you eat bread everyday, every meal or is it just an occasional thing now? I have a thing for bagels.

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What is something you might find in a Motel/Hotel Room? Vibrating beds

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The United States ranks 28th in the world in average Internet connection speed and is not making significant progress in building a faster network. How did we get here? See LINK: I bet corporate America doesn't want download speeds faster. It makes piracy easier.

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Second _______. What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank? coming of Christ. Someone throw Him a towel!

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What couldn't you live without? Beer!

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Since we are lonelier today than our parents and grandparents were in the past, do you think it's reasonable to conclude that on average we are less happy? We're obsessed with the pursuit for happiness. Most people probably just accepted their lot in life.

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If you are a smoker who got you hooked? It's not a who so much as a what. Nicotine is an addictive substance. The good news is it's not physically addictive. You hardly notice any pain when you quit. It's really anxiety that makes you feel addicted, and that can be partly caused by peer pressure.

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Poll: If there was a vote on legalizing marijuana Yes or No Besides the fact that it's no one's business if you smoke pot, it's a complete waste of money to enforce a ban on it. The only reason it's banned is prigs in the U.S. can't stand the thought of people enjoying themselves.

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What current event are you already tired of hearing about? Jon and Kate + Eight All should be incinerated!

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Is it bad Chris Brown beat Rhiana? (I think she deserved it) She deserves to be tossed into a volcano for her grating voice.* But domestic violence is wrong, and you're a dick. * Chris Brown deserves a kick in the balls before following her.

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9 yr.old cocker has always peed indoors & can not be crated without suffering anxiety(shaking, diarrhea). I keep him in yard when nice weather, but in winter he has to be in the basement when I'm out. I mop pee everyday. Any way to break his habi Diarrhea is usually a symptom of a pathogen, not anxiety.

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If a person has to excrets 2-3 times a day and has occasional bowel movements, is that diarrhea, secondly if it is diarrhea, is this a symptom of HIV? You probably just have diarrhea.

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I have diarrhea, bloating, gas, and constipation often. I also have diarrhea around my period, but I've read that that's normal. Are these most likely symptoms of lactose intolerance or could it be another problem? You're pregnant.

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My family has a stomach virus, why did the kids get both vomiting and diarrhea and i only got the diarrhea? God loves yo and hits your kids.

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Diarrhea, gonorrhea or dishonorable, which discharge is the worst? Diarrhea or gonorrhea. Dishonorable means you made a mockery of a fascist institution and deserve a Medal of Freedom.

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My cat had diarrhea about 5 days ago. Right before that he was given a different type of cat food. Last night I got a different brand of cat food and this morning he had diarrhea again. Could it be a dietary sensitivity? How would I know for sure? Give it tuna cans and see if it still has the shits.

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What are you thinking of at the moment? Breasts

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What do you think about this 24 yr old women divorcing her 85-year-old billionaire husband after just three months of marriage because he was too sex-crazed? Haha, do 24-year-old women marry 85-year-old billionaires for the sex you think?

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Could you live in a narrow house? I do.

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What is your favorite scripture in the Bible? Deuteronomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

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Interesting article about some Men being the victim of domestic violence from women, what do you think? Yeah, double standards are messed up. But domestic violence by women on men is hardly rare in many cultures.

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Does modern day society cause more loneliness? Probably, that's why people meet sex partners on craigslist.

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I'm 17 and I'm certain I'll never smoke/do drugs/drink alcohol/coffee ever when I grow up. Not even wine at special occasions or anything. I just don't think I need it. Am I in for social issues when I am older? Do people find that boring? You could be in for health issues. Moderate drinking is good for your heart.

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Why is everybody down on Ann Coulter? Henry Rollins wants to hire her as an "Ann Friday." Thoughts? Probably because she's an authoritarian, shrill, self-absorbed, jingoistic idiot.

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Continuing with my "theme" of improper words, I'd like to ask why are the writings of Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens assinged reading in USA schools? His books are rife with the use of the "N" word, which I personally find highly offensive. Mark Twain largely presented racists as crude and stupid (or at least ignorant, like Huck Finn), and one way to portray them as such as to have them utter the word "nigger" frequently. Further, it shouldn't be the goal of schools to shelter students from reality. The reality of 19th century language was "nigger" was a highly vernacular term. Trying to shelter kids from...

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What current event are you already tired of hearing about? Glenn Beck

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How far should you go on a first date, in your opinion? Full on fucking!

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Have you ever drank milk straight from the cow? I drank it straight from a woman once!

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What is a fact about the Hindenburg? It has a lot in common with Rush Limbaugh: oversized and full of hot air.

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At what time in a relationship, is it appropriate to break wind in front of each other. During child birth. Women fart as they push out babies (sometimes they poop too). It makes them feel less self-conscious if those around them do the same.

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Why is Uranus blue? What does Uranus smell like?

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Have you ever drank the water from a Mountain Creek? I take it Poland Spring doesn't count?

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What do you use to clean the little air vents in your vehicle? I use a rag and wipe each one individually. Is there an easier way of doing it? I never bothered. It really stank.

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Thank You and _______. What word (s) can you use to fill in the blank? God damn, what a great pair of knockers!

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I was in a supermarket and I noticed an elderly shop assistant having trouble reaching some high shelves. I offered to help, using a stepladder which was faulty. He falls and breaks a leg. What likelihood of success would he have in suing the shop? Not very, but the shop probably has insurance for that sort of thing.

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If you pay your children to do chores, do you also pay them to clean their own room? Why not, if you don't? I use positive reinforcement in another way: if they DO clean their room, they WON'T be harmed!

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What would happen if Condoleezza Rice was in bed with a man (give a wacky answer)? The man would be anything but turgid.

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What's your favourite convoluted metaphor? Raging boner

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What is the best future career in Liberal Arts? Burger flipper.

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How many members are in the supreme court? Current makeup: seven privy members + two women.

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My 14 year old daughter wants me to buy her and her friend a 4 pack of Mikes Hard Lemonade? Can you please tell my daughter that she is crazy? And if you say no you can also just "Chill Out"! She's not crazy. The state is crazy for trying to make drinking taboo. What you should do is buy her the drinks, and teach her how to drink them. That way, she won't be a buffoon when she inevitably gets into a situation where alcohol is around and there are no parents around to offer her guidance. Start her off on shots so she knows how powerful the stuff is.

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Why do we need to study the history? Why do we need our memories?

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Whats a good comeback if someone twice your size is calling you a pussy and a little bitch "You are what you eat, dick"? Follow up with a swift kick to the sack to drive the point home, at least if you can run faster.

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My girlfriend of a year went to college this summer and cheated on me with a guy. She says that it is because iIam not there. Now she is home she wants to be back with me but still "friends" with him. How do i know that she will be faithful? Tell her she has to have a threesome with you and another chick to make it up!

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You are my new boyfriend. It's a lazy Sunday. Are you going to let me give you a manicure and a pedicure, and a facial? Are you going to let me have a threesome with you and your hot girlfriends?

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What physical things turn you off instantly? Rectal seepage and televangelists.

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Who was the American president during the vietnam war who spoke with a heavy texan accent? I remember hearing him talk on the radio and his accent was worse than Bush's? Lyndon Johnson? And no, his accent was not worse than Bush's fake Texas accent.

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Is it posible to have sex and get preg if you are a sleepwalker and dont even know it can that happen in real life? Yep. Another hazard of having a vagina.

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When you hate someone, you_____ _____. fart loudly

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My parents have been together for 30 years and Dad's having an affair. What do I do? Unless it harms you or a sibling (unlikely if you don't live at home anymore), stay out.

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Meat eaters is there any meat you absolutely would or could not bring yourself to eat. I could never eat deer, rabbit or frogs legs. I think I'm fine as long as it's not an arachnid or insect.

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Explain the significance of the optic chiasma in relation to the right and left retinas and the right and left occipital lobes. I think that's the one that makes your poop brown.

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How do i masturbate? (im a girl) Try getting your mother to buy you a dildo. If they doesn't work, you can just use a carrot.

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Who else eats their oreos with peanut butter? I don't, they give me dingle berries.

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Harvard/Yale graduate politicians have given us hundred/thousand page bills and an unreadable tax code... What do you think, would it be good for washington to get some more "average" people in the political arena?? Or would they not be able to handle it? You think Harvard and Yale graduates are smart? Look at the retarded chimp who was in office 2001-2009.

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Have you tried the salt water colon cleanse? Did it work well? Yes No

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Is Hot Fuzz a good movie? No

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Is Godparenting: the greatest middle-class scam of all? The middle class is a scam. It's just talented enough to get by, and politically coddled enough to keep from disrupting anything.

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Dingle _______? I GOT MAJOR PROBLEMS WITH THOSE

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Why is that everyone driving faster than you is an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? Because anyone who drives is one or the other. Don't drive.

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Have you ever smoked pot in front of your kid/s? No. Having kids is immoral. Smoking pot is not.

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Was slavery in South really economically unviable? im sure slaves work less than free men but it seems to me that paying someone food and shelter is cheaper than an actual wage. I do NOT condone slavery, just wondering from a financial perspective. No, clearly not, or else it wouldn't have happened. And large plantation owners certainly made big bucks.

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You get a free "premium" channels on TV. Do you prefer showtime, cinamax or HBO? TV is all about spreading fascism.

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Can you guess what my secret ingredient is? Dildos run through a paper shredder.

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My brother says that it is possible to be electrocuted from jumping onto railroad tracks, as the power sources comes from a "third rail" sometimes. Is this even true? As long as you don't touch the 3rd rail, you won't be electrocuted. But you could be hit by a train, which may be similarly comical.

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If a random stranger asked you for your name on the subway, how would you respond? "Bolwerk"

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Would you rather ride a subway or a streetcar? If it gets me where I'm going, I'm fine with either.

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Would you use public transport if there was a bus or train every 10 minutes? It's not a very good transportation system if there isn't one at least that often.

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I'm a 14 year old girl and I'm 155 pounds. How do I lose this weight? Don't bother. Americans are incapable of losing weight.

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Can money buy happiness? No, but it can buy sex, which is almost as good. Some would say better.

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If you knew someone who graduated high school in 2003, and that guy told you he only had 63 credit-hours in college today, how would your opinion change about him? Would you still want to have anything to do with him? Who cares? Your life doesn't magically change after you have 120 credit hours.

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What's one famous person named Helen, or Karen? Helen of Troy Karen Hughes, Texan bulldyke (well, no more than most Texan women)

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What is the best cake ever? Ice cream cake

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My good friend of 7 yrs and I just started dating a week ago. I havnt been this happy in a long time but he kissed another girl last night. He called and told me this morning and is really sorry. I dont know whether to get past it, I really love him. HA HA YOU SHOULD HAVE SEX WITH ANOTHER GIRL AND SHOW HIM HOW YOU CAN GET GRRLS BETTER THAN HE CAN HA HA

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I am looking to get a blow job, any advise? Don't let anyone kick your boyfriend in the chin.

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What would your opinion be on someone who says he is 24 and a junior in college? Why would it effect my opinion? It's better to go to college when you're ready, if you do go.

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Were America's founding fathers capitalists? Some were. Capitalism was the economic system of the northeastern merchant class. Some, like Jefferson, were quite hostile to the capitalism of the day.

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Poor people should pay more taxes because there are more of them: Agree or disagree? Yes, and they smell like cheese. Light the furnaces!

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Do you enjoy long distance train travel? Not usually in the U.S.. I enjoy it in Europe, where service is predictable.

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Is cyber-sex legal with a minor? Probably depends where you are, but practically speaking, how is anyone going to stop it?

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Why does the series " True Blood" find it necessary to mock our Lord with the blasphemy of vampires? I don't know who "our Lord" is, but I prefer to think of myself as an autonomous individual. I don't need some dick ruling over me, particularly a supernatural one.

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How can I do school courses at College to get to University? If you're in the U.S., go to community college and get an associates degree. It should transfer completely or nearly completely to universities in your state. Even if you choose to go to a private university, or a school in another state, most of the credits should transfer. This is the smartest way to go to school in the U.S. when you don't know exactly what you want....

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Have you ever wanted a particular job because a tv show or movie made it cool? Eg. CSI - forensic scientist or legally blonde - lawyer Yep. Ever since I saw Men at Work when I was a kid, I've wanted to be a trash man. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_at_Work_(film)

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What's the connection between wisdom, happiness and beer? Beer promotes good health, is therefore wise to drink, and good health promotes happiness. Organizations like MADD exist to destroy happiness and promote oppression.

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Defiant response to health protests from Dingell. Do you think Rep. Dingell is right to press on or shuld he let people shout him down> See LINK: Most of the people all panicked about healthcare probably just think their money will go to support urban black people or something. They aren't angry about lower costs.

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Alright men be honest. Do you like hairy Women (like that don't shave ever) or do you have friends that do? A friend of mine talks about his g/f having hair all over her, and it creeps me out! Body hair is natural. I have no problem with some grooming, but shaving your cooch like a little girl is kinda a silly thing to do.

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Women, do you like to see a man with a shaved penis aarea? I doubt it's necessary to shave it unless you're a porn star desperate to make it as big looking as possible.

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Is most of your cooking done on stove top or in the oven? Been using charcoal a lot lately to keep from heating up my apartment.

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Please forgive my ignorance, but are ROMULANS and KLINGONS atheists? I really don't know if it has ever been mentioned, one way or another, if they believe in any kind of deity. I don't know about Romulans, but Klingons definitely not. They're modeled on Vikings, it seems.

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How long is a whale's penis? Probably varies by the species of whale. http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/ZipZapZip/whale_penis2.jpg - check that sucker out!

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Is it really safe to visit New Orleans? is the food safe to eat? what about sanitary conditions? New Orleans has the highest crime rate in America? is it really safe to visit New Orleans? I can't speak to the sanitary conditions, but you have to keep urban crime in perspective. Even if crime happened completely randomly, you'd be much more likely to die in a suburban automobile accident than in an act of urban violence. Also, crime doesn't happen randomly. Most victims are gang members or doing something else illegal. Say you go to a big city looking for...

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Why can't the US Senate pass a health care bill with a public option when there are 59-60 democratic votes in the Senate? Why would that do anything? There is little ideological coherency to the Democratic Party. The party exists to win elections, not to pass an agenda. That's why the Democrats are often to the right of Republicans, particularly on domestic policy. Also, politically speaking, Democrats are at least as friendly with the insurance industry and AMA as Republicans are. If anything, more so,...

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I'm a virgin, and I have red bumps on my genital area that hurt when touched. Do I have herpes? Highly unlikely.

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Why can't all the so called "anal men" meet all the Anal women of the world and all get on. just as all the beautiful people do. That would involve a lot of "anal" sex.

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I'm 17 and My Boyfriend Says He loves me, and he wants to Prove it By having Sex, he Also says I'm the only one that makes him Feel this way,..Does He Just want to get in my Pants? What Should I do?... I love Him, But I also have Trust issues. If you want to have sex with him, have sex with him. There's nothing wrong with sex IF YOU WANT IT and YOUR PARTNER WANTS IT. Just make sure he wears protection. That said, he's probably just trying to get into your pants. Anytime anyone, at any age, argues you should have sex because of love, you can be pretty sure he (okay, sometimes maybe she, but usually /he/) is trying to...

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A 16 year old claims to have been raped. The case has been tried and they found the man not guilty. She's now posting a video on youtube stating that no one will help her. What do you think? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JubvwdldcnY&feature=related She needs therapy, not YouTube and prosecutions. She's set herself up to be ridiculed by the sociopathic aspies with video editing software and too much time on their hands. I don't know the background of the case, so I can't comment on that. There are plenty of *good* reasons a prosecutor would decline to prosecute, and one is lack of evidence. Sad as it is, he doesn't...

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I say we dig up every road, knock down all dams and just become anarchist so we don't have "socialized medicine"..socialism=bad..Build your own roads=good..what do you say? Anarchy is a form of socialism, numbnuts.

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Six months ago my 14 year old told me he was gay, and now my 9 year old is telling me the same. First I thought he was just copying his brother, but he seems pretty sure. What are the chances of having two gay sons and could he know at age 9? I have a hard time imagining a nine-year-old being that sexually precocious, but it's certainly possible. It possibly means he's been exposed to sexually explicit acts/material already. However, it's probably nothing to worry about. Either they'll be gay, as many people are, or they'll decide they're bi or straight later. There's even the possibility that...

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What's the difference between sexual identity and sexual orientation? Sexual identity might be more how you think of yourself and who you identify with. Some self-identified gay men may occasionally have sex with women, or some self-identified lesbians may occasionally have sex with men (as a matter of fact, exclusive female homosexuality is exceedingly rare). Regardless, most of their partners would probably be same-sex, and they'd otherwise consider...

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I openly admit I am what is called a liberal but after 7 months of Obama, I think I made a mistake - a huge mistake when I voted for him. What do you think? Have you read this?: http://www.creativebuildingsolutions4u.com/slavery.html No, I didn't read it. But it looks stupid. Bush is more liberal than Obama, however. Bush just happened to have a more righist foreign policy. Still, between Hillary, McCain, and Obama, I still think Obama was the best Republican of the lot.

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One of my best friends is a girl, she likes me a lot, we talk heaps and hang out all the time. I do also have a girlfriend who I love very much, but she gets jealous very easily. I feel bad for hanging out with my best friend, what can I do? Try talking them into a threesome. Chicks dig that.

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Does anybody else find the image of Jesus on the cross violent? A violent symbol for a belief set with a history of violence. Fitting, no?

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What color is your underwear? Actually, I'm not wearing any. The equipment needs to breathe, dude.

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What are some of the most absurd examples of PC? Okay, here's one that's really funny: "womyn" is backhandedly misogynistic. You see, the etymology of the word "man" is that it means any person. If you read ancient court cases and sale records, you might find references along the lines of "two men, a brother and sister." It wasn't until middle or perhaps even modern English that this distinction...

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You buy a gallon of milk, a dozen eggs, and a loaf of bread. how much will this cost you in your area? What about beer? It's liquid bread!

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What are some of the most absurd examples of PC? Not being allowed to make fun of Sarah Palin because she's a populist moron.

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Do the wildfires in California have you worried? Nope. There are too many strip 'burbs in California. The fires can only help purify the landscape.

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If you were taking public transit and there was no one in the booth to collect your ticket/money, would you still pay your fare? Yes.

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I hit my children. Does this make me a bad parent? It's actually getting parenting advice from AnswerBag that makes you a bad parent.

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Can the motorists and the cyclist be friends? No, probably not, since drivers are universally selfish dicks and cyclists usually still think they own the street.

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Need a little extra opinion here. The woman I plan on marrying is touch-and-go affectionately. Some days she is, and others (sometimes for stretches) she's not. She says this will only improve with time, that her walls are still up. Is this common? Sounds like an excuse for something, though I can't say what. Make sure to have a prenuptial agreement.

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Do you think Cheney will stab his ex-boss in the back to make $$$$ to sell his book? Who cares? They deserve each other.

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Why are women inferior to men? I'd really think it's the other way around, and I'm male myself!

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WHAT IS THE DIFERANCE IN MILES &MILLERLITERS? One is a relatively large measure of distance and one is a relatively small measure of volume. And one is imperial, the other metric.

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If God created us all in his own image, why did he make mentally retarded people? So somebody would believe the Bible.

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Let say my friend wanted crutches and she is 12. She can't go to the store to buy them and I can't hurt her I would be blamed for the incident. What should I do? Try getting a free set on freecycle or craigslist.

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The NC-17 rating has gotten a bad rap over the years. If you see that a movie is rated NC-17 do you avoid it or are you drawn to it? The rating, by itself, is not enough to interest me in a movie.

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Economists now overwhelmingly believe Chairman Ben Bernanke should be reappointed. How would you vote on retaining Bernanke? See LINK: He seems reasonably non-partisan, and more responsible than Greenspan.

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Have you considered joining the march on Washington D.C. planned for 9/12/09 to send a message to the leftists that they will not be allowed to destroy our country? I don't see much point, given the right-wing cabal currently controlling the country. They're nearly as bad as the Republicans.

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Girls have u ever seen ur dad cum before accident or otherwise? I don't see why this was downrated. It's a legitimate question.

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Is it legal to adopt children? Maybe

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Is it legal to adopt children? Yes

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Is it legal to adopt children? No

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Do you think it is ever acceptable to legislate based on morality? Legislation is about imposing morality on everyone else.

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My 19 years old boyfriend wants to experiment with viagra...WHICH IM TOTALLY UP FOR!!! how large of a dose does he need to really take though? because we would like to save what we have for as long as possible ;) If he doesn't need it, it would probably be best to cut the pill into quarters or something.

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Do girls find guys who drive cool 2 seats racing cars/sports cars more attractive than guys who drive sedans/suvs? Girls who find guys who drive attractive are stupid and should be flogged.

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Would you trade in your SUV under the 'cash for clunkers' scheme? SUVs are special purpose vehicles, don't you think? SUVs are useless for the most part. They aren't even safer.

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Hillary Clinton is ___________________ (fill in the blank) a loyal Republican

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Well I guess I'm going to go ahead and sell my body. What are some good ideas on how to market myself? Truckers aren't too picky, but you look a little black for their tastes.

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What's one famous person named Dan, or David? David "fucking" Hasselhoff Dan Quayle

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If i start a small claims in court against business that will not refund me and has refused to take delivery of recorded letter advisiing tham i shall what happens if they dont respond to court You might win if your claim has some merit, but in many cases businesses have a right to not refund you.

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At what point in your life did you realize that there is no God? Before I realized there was no Santa Claus

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Summer is almost over and I'm getting depressed already. Does anyone actually prefer winter over summer? Yes. Summer makes people fat and lazy. People who move to places with long summers even tacitly admit they don't like them by running an air conditioner a lot.

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What is a republican? I see the word throughout AB and don't know what or who it is. in america republican party is the defender of freedom and liberty against liberals and terrorists it important that it be kept strong so ameica nation stay storng

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Isn't polygamy just a cheating spouse with the stamp of approval from the first, second; etc wife? No, if it's approved of, it's not cheating. Cheating requires deception.

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Im babysitting a 11 month old girl any tips? She cries often and wants things done now. I want some tips on changing her diaper? Also on feeding her? and comforting her. I just want some tips just to make it easier and her to be comfortable!! Perhaps she just wants to be breastfed. Offer your nipple.

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Its my understanding that single women love to go after married men. Is it true? If you think it is Why? If you dont have you heard this before? The qualities that make a man desirable for marriage for one woman probably are seen by other women. So, why would it be surprising? In some cases, it could simply be "gene shopping." A woman may cheat with one man while "going steady" or even being married to another. She may perceive the long-term partner to be the better parental figure, but the "fling" to...

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Who here shares the views of Glen Beck? Do you like him? How many braindead pundits do neo-cons need? Can they think for themselves at all?

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Do you think my avatar is too risque? Would someone find it pornographic? An idiot might find it risque, and a total prig might find it pornographic. Relax!

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What could I say to my 21 year old son who will not go to college? College isn't for everyone, but maybe you should try to encourage him to find a trade he'd be good at? Truthfully, for many people, a BA is like a second high school degree.

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How do you feel about breastfeeding in public? No, and exposed breasts in public don't bother me either. And it's none of my business.

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Is it normal for a female to stop during sex? I reach a point that feel as if I am going to explode & just cant take it. I haven't passed this point or do i feel compelled 2 yet still enjoy sex. Problem: my bf says this is not normal? Everyone is different, so how how one woman to the next will enjoy sex varies. If your "BF" is a teenage male, he's probably not very sensitive to that fact, and maybe never will be. But it won't hurt to communicate with him, and you shouldn't do anything that hurts or makes you feel uncomfortable. Assuming you've been sexually mature for a while, and are not a...

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What kind of person would try to grope a female worker at Disney dressed in a character costume? Someone who gets off on groping strangers dressed as Disney character!

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When you purchase something do you try to buy "Made in USA"? Usually not. I prefer high-quality products.

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What do you think of our latin community I don't speak Latin.

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Would a woman intentionally bend over to show her cleavage to a boy/man? I sure hope so. I'm bored.

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How many times a day do normal people head for the nearest watering hole? Normal people? Almost never. Sensible people? As often as they can!

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Name something positive about socialism. Obama doesn't subscribe to it.

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My hunband asked me to leave 5yrs. ago since then we strated to see each other again we don't live togerther but we stil have sex now he want divorce and he give me herpers what should i do. Herpers? LOL!

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When you think of Alabama, you think of...what? Worried sheep. Dad-brothers. Mom-sisters. Grandma-moms. Grandpa-dads.

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Once the economy is back again going full steam and the government is in the black, would you support a mag-lev train project with the goal of fast travel between New York and Los Angeles? It would be prohibitively expensive, and a better return could be achieved with more regional projects. Conventional rail is relatively cheap to build, can be used for both freight and passengers, and high-speed rail appears to be time-competitive with airlines up five hours or so. Northeastern, Midwestern, and west coast cities are all perfect candidates for reliable regional rail and, in...

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Why do Native Indians to Canada and the U.S have special rights and benefits? How come they weren't treated like every other countries people who were overrun by another? You mean their special right and benefit to live on an impoverished reservation? I don't know Canadian law well, but the U.S. constitution specifically delegates the federal government the power to deal diplomatically with the Native American tribes.

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During Sex, My Girlfriend never looks at me... she just closes her eyes and puts her head to the side, is this bad or is she simply shy to show me her face while shes getting banged? or is she imagining someone else or doesn't like it.. HELP!!! This might be one of those things you ASK HER.

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Is atheism a form of religion? No, but some atheistic ideologies provide ersatz religious beliefs. Randroids worship markets, and authoritarian socialism oftentimes resembles a crude spirituality.

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Atheists: Ever thought of just chosing a religion to fit in? My MBTI test says I don't do well with authority. Therefore, I probably have a natural urge to rebel against God and His Earthly acolytes.

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A gay man is in your dwelling. do you go to work or jack him off? Go to work. Just because he's gay doesn't mean you have to jack him off.

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How come Canada wishes to sell out it's long time beliefs of saying "Merry Christmas" for "Happy Holidays" during the winter season. It seems to me like Canada is the world's bitch for other cultures. Yeah, you have your priorities in life straight, kid.

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I need to isolate x in the following equation : y = x ^ (x-k) where k is a constant. Inspiration anybody? The best way is with logarithms.

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I watch Nancy Grace occasionally. Imagine you were in high school and she was your mom. Can you imagine? Wow! The cross examinations experienced when you got home from a night out would be intense. What do you think. She's a moron. If she were my mother, I'd have run away from home, even if to become a prostitute to truckers.

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Would you support a pay as you drive tax? It makes a lot of sense, really, especially in congested urban areas. The costs of driving are largely hidden in subsidies and transfer payments. Congestion is bad for the health of the people who are exposed to it, even non-drivers.

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My hubby with DD watched the movie today and when they got home he said: movie was really stupid and showed nothing but cruelty among the teens. I'd kill those producers who do those movies. :(( ◄ And we are surprised our American teens are cruel? ► Are current teens even close to as cruel as the selfish baby boomer generation?

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When the gas price was high during the Bush administration it was said that he was lining his oil buddies pockets. What will be said about Obama when the gas goes back up? He'll probably get blamed too. The thing is, they're bound to go back up. Obama probably knows this, and is protecting his ass politically the best he can with clunker credits and higher fuel efficiency standards.

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Darn Economy. It's all ________'s fault! According to at least one pasty, white Internet goon with PhotoShop access, it's Obama's fault - http://fatpita.net/?i=1293

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What's one cartoon that you think that they should of never made? South Park and Family Guy

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Christians: why would god allow babies and animals to suffer at the hands of man? Please think for yourselves. Augustine and many other philosophers considered this problem. The most likely answer: God's a dick.

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If a dying man came to your door and asked you to care for him as he had no family, would you do it? No

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What are the most popular Baby Shower gifts? Dildos

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Porn term for cumming inside a girl Creampie. When it's in the ass, it's an anal creampie.

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Does man’s appetite reflects man’s power? For example, Bill Clinton, and other politicians. No

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I tried to date an extremely beautiful exotic woman a few months back, but she refused to become involved with me because she said her culture prohibited relations with white men (but I think she has white in her). Was she just feeding me a line of crap? Yes

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Why do so few scientists support the Republican Party? People who think critically are rarely right-wing. The few who are tend to be simply selfish.

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Are there any other species as cruel to their own kind as humans? Quite a few. There are birds, for instance, that can be observed brutalizing their siblings while the parents idly watch.

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Why does Mc Donalds get such a bad rap when the average takeaway is much unhealthier? Because it's still absolutely terrible for you, at least if you eat from it anymore than infrequently. It's also probably an easy target because so many people do eat at it frequently, which is terrible for public health.

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What is the Latin word for "toilet"? The English word "lavatory" comes from lavatorium (medieval Latin). Possibly sellarium (classical) means the same thing.

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What tribes of Natives Indians live in New York to day? and what was the originals? Among others, the Seneca still have a presence. The Lenape were in touch with the Dutch early on. However, they're extinct, as far as I know. A few place names may survive from their language. There's a possibility that Manhattan means "Island of Hills."

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Do you think Jesus looked a little bit like Kirk Cameron? Jesus probably looked more like Osama bin Laden than a white, western actor.

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What if all our highways have 10 lines on both sides? Will that help in solving traffic issues for next 100 years? Unlikely. The problem with traffic capacity is that additional capacity generally means less efficiency. In many cases, removing lanes improves the equilibrium. Also, there's no room for more capacity in most urban areas. Suburbs sometimes have room for a bit more, but usually there isn't space to turn 4 or 6 lanes into 10. Overall, more highways would be a poor investment....

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My boyfriend of 3 years is going to vegas with buddies. Should I be worried? ( I just think of all the stereotypes about vegas) There's little he can do in Vegas that he can't do outside of Vegas. Vegas is like any other shitty suburb, except it has generally more liberal laws when it comes to alcohol consumption.

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What, in a store, can be misconstrued, sexually speaking? Cucumbers look like peckers.

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Which state has the highest population density per square mile? New Jersey. (New York is the densest city in the U.S..)

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In America which state has the smartest people? Probably generally speaking, a few northeastern states have the most highly educated people. I don't think "smartest" is possible to quantify though.

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Is New York the only state with an "upstate"? Personally, would not call Toledo or Cleveland "upstate Ohio". I think a lot of states use the term loosely sometimes, but New York is probably the only one where it's something of an identity.

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Which state borders are crossed the most each day? Taking a somewhat uneducated guess, the New York tri-state area probably. There certainly isn't any other place with a such large employment center nearby two other states. Between New York and New Jersey there are six rapid transit/commuter railroad tracks (two more being built), a doubledecker automotive bridge, a six-lane tunnel route, and another tunnel that is at least four lanes. ...

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My friend had sex with a man who was hung like a horse, the condoms break what can kind of condom should she buy for the next round of lovemaking? Trojan makes condoms that fit snugly around larger members. Try the next size up: magnums.

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Conservatives want to force everyone to have a baby but they don't want to help out with government funded child care? Is this as crazy as it sounds? They don't want to force anyone to have a baby. They just want to prevent people from aborting babies. Much of their motivation is probably controlling the sexual activities of women. That said, the irony of being "pro-life" (that is, anti-life and anti-choice) and wanting to use state coercion to enforce a such a position while denying the already born access to proper...

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A study at NYCU showed that the tops of beer and soda cans are more contaminated than public toilets, in particular, with rat urine. Do you wash your can tops? What is NYCU? You mean NYU? It's been well-known that this is a problem for a long time. I usually only buy canned foods for cooking. Most beer that comes from cans is best avoided anyway. I admit sometimes I have a diet coke from cans, and hope for the best....

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Do you guys actually trust the information the answerbag community gives you? I get scared sometimes its just some very opionated person. AnswerBag has its share of stupids with a herd mentality. Often the best answer is unpopular, so it gets downrated. This goes a long way towards decreasing AnswerBag's usefulness.

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What causes pimples?what can you do to decrease the number of pimples on your face?any good products or special foods that could help? Likely different people have different triggers for acne. Balanced, high fiber diets supposedly help. www.acne.org has a regimen that may people say works well. If you have serious problems, see a dermatologist.

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Why can't a second birth(vaginal) be induced after the mother's had a previous c-section? Haven't you people ever heard of condoms?

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How can i stop smoking? If you really want to quit, cognitive-behavioral therapy is the best way. It actually sounds more intense than it is. I quit using The EasyWay to Quit Smoking by Allen Carr, which is a pretty easy-to-read book you can get fairly cheap at any large bookstore. You can also probably check it out at the library if you don't trust books (you really only need it once anyway). If you're...

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Some say beauty pageants are 'offensive', while others say they are 'empowering' - Which is closer to your view on them? =) Beauty pageants give stuffy, uptight, priggish, crusty, old males an outlet for looking at scantily clad women while pretending to promote virtue. Their popularity is probably somewhat fading these days as any manner of pornography is freely available for such people to to look at with a high degree of anonymity. Most women probably don't fall for the gimmick, and the ones who do you...

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Our 37 year old daughter still lives at home. My husband and I thought that she would have been married by now. She has no boyfriend and is not looking for one. She works and pays us room and board. What would you do if you were in this situation? If you don't want her, throw her out. Why are you asking AnswerBag, which is full of adults still living with their mommies?

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Does anyone else think that all bmw's are ugly? All cars are ugly. They're out of place functionally in cities and out of place aesthetically in the countryside. Basically, they make the world look shittier than it needs to.

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As far as evolution is concerned if we all evolved from primates, per se, then how did our different ethnicities occur? Ethnicity, if it has any non-political use, more or less can only refer to the notion that people within a certain ethnic group are likely to breed with each other and perhaps communicate culturally with each other. Genetically speaking, they rarely are completely isolated from nearby ethnic groups (there are exceptions). "Ethnicity" is a really ambiguous term. Groups like Puerto...

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Which sentence is gramatically correct? They came to London FOR a holiday They came to London ON a holiday They both have different meanings. Saying you went for a holiday denotes you went intentionally. Saying you went on a holiday might connote that, but it doesn't necessarily mean you went intentionally (maybe it was a holiday, but you had to go for a funeral). Also, British might not use the definite article (e.g., "I'm going on holiday").

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Is there sex in heavan? What about hell? According to Muslims, there's sex in Heaven. I dunno about Hell, but the company there is probably better.

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Do you cook with olive oil or corn oil? Depends. Canola oil for deep frying, olive oil for most flavoring.

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Why is it that when a woman gets called a "slut" or a whore, it's usually by another woman? Men don't seem to judge women as much as other women do about who they've slept with or how many. Don't you listen to rap music? Or is "bitch" not judgmental enough?

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Could you live with out a tv in the house Yep. TV is useless at best and dangerous propaganda at worst, so I don't have one.

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My mother says she wishes I went out more and also met a girl. Im 21 male, but I dont know where to go really and own a online business so always in. Where would I go? Ive never really felt love either - so how can I get a gf? If you're feeling lazy, try craigslist.

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Why is it such a lonely world for smart people? I guess you'll never know!

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What are we doing here on this earth? geting all durnk adn fuckin

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What is your favourite quick dinner to make? Bacon ice cream

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Have you ever read the United States Articles of Confederation? Yes, but they're pretty short. Only a few pages, if that.

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What is usually white? Black people bathed in bleach

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I am 19 yr old n have an infant. I was stupid enough 2 let the father guilt trip me n2 puttin his last on the birth certificate. im n ohio I wanna move to SC with my mom and he wont give me permission to take my son. What can i do? You probably shouldn't move, not because of the father, but only because South Carolina might actually be more psychologically damaging for a child than Ohio.

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Is sex a good topic to bring up on a first date?As a joke or other wise? Yes. Anybody who can't take a sex joke isn't worth being on the same planet with.

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What is the first contient in the world? North Jesusmerica.

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We're having huge marriage problems and decided to get divorced. We're still staying together. Is it ok to still have sex with each other? Or is it ok to start dating and watching porn...? Why not do all three?

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How come some christians belive in Evolution and also belive in the original sin of (Adam)? Who cares? The false prophets Jesus and Mohammad shall fall under Thor's hammer before the end of all things.

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Why do attractive girls have relationships with long term criminals? Why do they get so dressed up to visit? I always preferred my bitch look good when she came in for a conjugal visit. When she got pregnant, I made sure she got abortions too.

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Ive tried really hard to be a good mom. My kids are on the honor role and have never been in any trouble. We talk about abstinance,not using drugs,and going to college. But I just heard my 11 year old say a cuss word w/o hesitation. The right response is? Haha, that's great. All your priggishness and they're still developing a healthy anti-authoritarian attitude. Good for them! But, do encourage moderate drinking and condom use please.

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Anyone knows what ever happen to Ben Powers on Goodtimes? Is he still Living? Yes, he's still alive.

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How many pounds of junk do I have in my colon? Is it dangerous at my age? I'm 27. YES ITS ALLL THE SEMEN YOU GOT IN THERE WHILE IN JAIL ITNEVER COMES OUT EW GROSS LOL!!1!

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Is there grading of dissertations in the U.S.? In Europe, when someone graduates as PhD from the university, s/he receives a grade (usually derived from latin). In some countries this is not the case. Or is the dissertation/thesis only accepted/declined? Good question. No one in America knows the answer either.

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My 12 year old son gets "sexually excited" when he's horsing around with his 2.5 yr. old sister. We have told him its ok to get 'hard ons" but not with her. Am i over reacting or should i be concerned? WAIT A SEC HE MUST HAVE A REALLY BIG COCK OR SUMTHING BECAUSE HARDONS ARE USUALLY HARD TO SEE THROUGH PANTS OR HIS HORSING AROUND WITH HER NEKDKD? I THINK THIS IS A TROLL QUESTION OK PPL!

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How do you get a guy to like you? COOK HIM A BIG STEAK AND BRING HIM SOME BEER

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My 11-year-old daughter has recently told me that at breaktimes in school her and her friends and some boys play dirty dares and 7 mins in heaven(where a boy gets to do whatever he wants to a girl for 7 mins). Should I go to her school to inform them? SHIT I WISH I COULD GO BACK IN TIME IW ENT TO THE WRONG MIDDLE SCHOOL

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Would you rather find out your 12 year old son is having sex or smoking pot? ITS BETTER THAT HE DO BOTH>!!!!

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Girls who lie,bitch ,start rumours about you giving you a bad name i hate them .what your opinion YEAH IT MAKES MER REALLY MAD SPECILLY WHEN YOU KNOW ITS THIER VAGINAS MAKING HTEM DO IT BCUZ BOYS NEVER DO SHIT LIKE THAT OK???

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My 12 yr old daughter is VERY concerned with her weight, she's 5'3" 115 lbs...shes beautiful and NOT FAT! but we went out for breakfast this morning and she hopped on the scale and said "nope I'm not going" what can I do to help her? YOU SHOULD MAKE SURE SHE EATS A LOT OF MEAT SO HER BREASTS GET REALLY BIG OR SHE'LL FEEL REALLY BAD LATER

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How should I convince my parents to let me get my monroe pierced ? Btw , I'm thirteen , almost fourteen . DOES YOUR MONROE HAVE HAIR ON IT YET????!?!?!?!

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Would living alone in the wilderness appeal to you? NO LAST TIME I DID IT I SLIPPED IN BEAR SHIT AND FELL AND HAD TO BE FLOWN TO A CITY TO GET MY HEAD SEWED SHUT

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Ok i'v been with my first girlfriend for about a two months now and this slut thats wants me keeps on bothing me and say crap about my girl and i dont want her to get hurt but i want that slut to shut up cuz yesterday i was about to break up with her. Maybe you should try to talk them into a threesome.

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Would you get a sex change for a million bucks? Are you a male or female? Answer to first question: no Answer to second question: yes

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HELP I THINK MY CAT'S DYING WHAT DO I DO SHES NUZZLING A SHEET & ROLLING AROUND ON THE COUCH & SHE FELL OFF THEN JUMPED BACK ON! SHES DOING THE SAME THING AGAIN & IS SNEEZING A BUNCH! SHE JUST WANTS ANOTHER BEER

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What would you most like to be photographed doing? Vacating my bowels into your bed.

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Is there any excuse to Bombing and demolishing schools? As a matter of public policy? Yes, particularly my high school.

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Do you want to make make new friends? Sure, especially if you look like Punky Brewser!

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Have you ever been to New York Fries, and they didn't have any more fries? Can they even be found in New York?

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What was the first fast food chain? Nathan's dates to 1916.

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Are McDonald's and the other fast food giants responsible for what they serve, or is it the consumer's fault for buying fatty unhealthy foods that causes them to provide unhealthy choices? Depends. In the past they've mislead customers by saying something is more healthy than it is (i.e., their salads). I don't know if they still do. McDonald's is more a symptom than a problem. Healthy foods are more expensive than unhealthy foods for the same amount of calories. That's why poor people like to eat fried foods.

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Why are some people not willing to allow learners of the English language the right to enjoy this site without dumping comments and corrections on them in a negative manner? What about the U.S. Americans who should know it?

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Purely hypothetical question - if all ladies had to wear the same clothing, and guys had to choose - what do you think they'd choose for us...? serious and humorus answers welcomed :) Something crotchless.

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Why is Israel nervous? The age old answer!

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Is it a parents' right to train children their religion? (I won't give negative points here, even if I disagree with you.) I don't see anything wrong with it, as long as they don't close their minds to other ideas. Raising your child to be an Ayn Rand thumping atheist is just as bad as raising it to be a Christian supremacist.

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Which ABers do you think are very friendly? The most friendly is Saint Isz. http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=878190

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HELP!!! My fiance works in a bar. She has become friends with customers, shares personal info about us to them, gives them free drinks but makes me pay. Am I wrong to want her to quit? She refuses. You know, part of working in a bar is being friendly with customers and giving them buybacks. It encourages them to drink more, while the bartender writes off every third or fourth drink. Perhaps she's not doing it for you to hide even the hint of favoritism. As for the other stuff, she shouldn't share personal information ABOUT YOU that you feel uncomfortable with her sharing....

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My ancestor was "named in the bill of directors" of the first bank in Brooklyn, NY in 1824. What, exactly, did this position entail at that time? Was this a voluntary position where he attended a meeting once a month, was he financially involved, etc? Without seeing the bill, I can't say, but it sounds like it means that the bank got a corporate charter from the state. Back then, corporations weren't just started in a day. It took a legislature (or in in the UK's case, the monarchy) to grant it. Perhaps your ancestor was named as a director (as in board of directors) in the charter or by whatever people held the charter?

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What are the lyrics to the state song of Georgia? I forgot, but I think they're song to the tune of Jeremiah was a Bullfrog. And there's something about the white race marching on...forgot what.

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How can I reduce global warming? It's pretty easy to have a negligible impact. Move to a big city and use public transportation. You use less energy across the board that way.

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Who is the greatest president? (dont say Obama, W. Bush, Clinton, or H.W Bush) Lex Luthor

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Can Presidential Medals of Freedom be awarded posthumuosly? Why not?

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What personality type would you say you are? INTP

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How long is it since you had a date, either with a new person or you took your S/O out. Where did you go? I get in trouble when I pull my sex organ out in public.

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Are boogers good for you? Yes, actually. People naturally eat them and pick at earwax and all kinds of other nasty things to prime their immune systems.

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Do you support the effort of senators who are proposing a banning on texting while driving? It'll make little difference. Drivers will still be predominantly stupid and will still find ways to kill themselves.

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Wat is the chance of being pregnant, if i ejaculate on top,without penetrating..? You should have done her in the back door. DO NOT REPRODUCE.

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Don't you feel that our US freedom is becoming a government hostage? Becoming? Most of the "freedom" that was somewhat unique to the U.S. has been whittled away since Nixon. Bush's last two Supreme Court nominees will be raping American jurisprudence for a generation.

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Why would anyone vote no in a universal heath care poll for the US? Outside of German-speaking countries, not many countries have done healthcare very well.

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Are all right wing radio talk personalities inherently rude? Can you name one who isn't? Do they start out rude or gradually become rude? Well, they're stupid and think they're right about everything. That makes them feel morally justified in being "rude."

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