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Who thinks the "New Answerbag" SUCKS?
It sucks a big one!!!
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How to install a fuel pump on an 03 ford taurus
Is this a question....or are you going to post an instruction manual?
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Jack_____________?
"Jack" be nimble, "Jack" be quick, "Jack" jumped over the candle stick.
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Can you describe yourself in one word using the letter 'N'?
Nope
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Can you think of a word ending with "and"?
Sand
Bland
Grand
Stand
Gland
Hand
Wand
Poland
Holland
Rolland
Band
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Do you know a word ending with "ick"?
Sick
Flick
Chick
Nick
Rick
Dick
Tick
Wick
Hick
Lick
Kick
Pick
Mick
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Do you take daily vitamins? What brand and why?
Is there any way to not take a "DAILY" vitamin everyday?
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What do you have that use gasoline other than your car?
Weed eater
Push Mower
Riding Mower
Four Wheeler
Tractor
Generator
Pressure Washer
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Why is it that the same people who voted for Bush not once, but TWICE, seem to think their opinion on politics has any sort of relevance?
HAHA....Good question. +3
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What should we do before we turn 40?
Live 39 years.
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How can a Libertarian be called far right?
The only thing I can think of is, they say they are Libertarian, but in reality they lean far right.
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Men, what's better? A "curvy" woman with full breasts, or a tight, fit woman with tiny breasts?
I like them all.
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Can you name three things that are taken for granted every day?
Seeing, tasting, and smelling
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Now New York has declared a State of Emergency due to Swine Flu. Hmmm...boy those left-leaning liberals who concocted this whole thing are really effective, aren't they? Soon they will rule the world with this power, won't they?
LMAO!!! Are you saying the liberal caused the H1N1 virus? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's a good one!
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Do you respect people who don't drink?
Yes...if you are not nice to them, who is going to drive your drunk a$$ around.
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Does greed at the top threaten us all?
Yes, just look at what George Dubya did to the economy with his greed.
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What should happen to bystanders that do nothing while a crime is being committed?
It is your legal obligation to help fight crime, and you too could get in trouble for not doing your legal duty.
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What do you think is the Average age of a Corvette owner?
I had one when I was 20 years old. It was a 1973 Stingray with an L82. I loved it, wish I still had it.
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Everyone seems to be talkin about gay marriages...
How do you feel about marriage between siblings?
Both are equally as bad as the other. They are both a sin.
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Should foreign high school students be allowed to have their home country flag at school and wave it to intimidate other students?
No one should be aloud to do anything that is designed to intimidate other students.
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Bad economy, crime, terrorists, wars, pollution, etc. Is there anything good to smile about?
Your still breathing aint you?
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Whats your favorite you might be a redneck joke?
If the most commonly heard phrase in your house is "come look at this before I flush it"...you might be a redneck.
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Whats the word for when you can't think of a word?
Thing-a-ma-do-jigger
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What is your butt good for besides providing a cushion for you to sit down on?
Let's refer to it as our leg tops...not our butt.
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To answer the question, our leg tops are good for a lot of things. We use our leg tops for sitting, shitting, spanking, screwing, seducing, and a whole lot of other words that start with the letter S.
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What's the best way for me to spend $50?
On me.
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I am a vegetarian except that I eat fish, poultry, beef, and a tiny amount of pork. How do you feel about that?
I guess if that's the case, then I am a meat eating vegetarian.
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What does the phrase, "got to go see a man about a dog" mean? Probably not what you think...Southern slang!
It means you gotta go take a shit.
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What are the 4 venomous snakes in n.e. tennessee?
Northern & Southern Copperhead
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Timber Rattlesnake
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Western Cottonmouth
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Western Pigmy Rattlesnake
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What would have been considered 'fast food' 100 years ago?
There was none. That's why people lived longer back then.
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When is violence the answer?
3:00 PM Eastern time on most Wednesdays
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Who do you like listening to most Mark Levin, Hannity, Or Rush Limbaugh?
None of the above. All that you mentioned lean a little to far to the right for me.
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Is the gander good for the goose?
If you ever see a goose, walk over and take a gander at it...you should be able to tell right away.
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Do you think Obama and his policies are unpopular because of his race?
No, I think they are unpopular because Fox Echo Box will report on a "story" that is not true until it becomes a story, thus sending all the extreme right into a panic.
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I feel like im fading away from my boyfirend. I mean i love him i really do but i just feel really weird around him now. like when i see him i get really happy and then after we kiss i just dont wanna be around him anymore. What should i do?
If the feelings start after you kiss him....just don't kiss him. ;-P
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My phone got wet and now the screen will not work
Put it in the fridge over night...that will dry it out.
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Is having sex four times a week with four diffrent guys each week make me slutty?
Not if you are getting paid for it....that would make you a whore. ;P....how do I get on this list....I would rather get in around the first of the week if at all possible.
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Is it normal for a 15 year old boy to shave his pubs?
A 15 year old boy should not be in a pub in the first place.
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What are the main causes of baldness?
Hair loss is the #1 leading cause of baldness.
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How can I convince my Christian girlfriend that self-pleasure is a sin and she must stop?
Show her in the Bible where it says "it is better to spill your seed in the belly of a whore than on the ground."
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Do you (people who have tattoos) agree tattoos are addictive?
Hell yeah they are. I started with an arm band...said I wouldn't get anymore....now I have a sleeve and a half.
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Okay, how or why is this racist? (see answer)
Her butt aint big enough for that to be a black man's fantasy.
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How technology has effected our lives
Is that a question, or is it a book title?
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What will be the next global currency now that Obama and the Democrats have destroyed the dollar?
I think you got that wrong....Eight years of Bush destroyed the dollar.
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Blonde, Red or brunette?
Yes please.
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The world would be a better place without ________________?
republicans
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What should a man do if a woman punches him?
I would ask her to do it agian, cause I just love a rough bitch. LOL
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If you owned a horse, what would you name him/her?
I had a horse and his name was Mr. Horse.
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Why does our country seem to blame and/or ridicule those who can't make ends meet even if they are hard-working, responsible people? And why do they act like good-paying jobs are there for the asking and assume people who don't make $50K+/yr are lazy?
If people would spend less time on the computer whining and crying about being unemployed, and spend more time looking for a job....maybe then they would have a job and wouldn't be asking off the wall questions on answerbag.
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Did you cry when Obama won I did?
Ypu are still crying about it, and the rest of us have to suffer. So why don't you do us all a favor and STFU.
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Why is the pigment of someones skin so important to liberals?
I don't see liberals asking questions about it.
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What is that in your pants?
Tube steak and nuts, smothered in froot of the loom, with two sides of leg.
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I HAVE A 1986 FORD F-150 XL SUPERCAB WITH A5.8L/351W 4 BARREL HOLLEY. IT IDLES GREAT. IN PARK I CAN REV THE MOTOR &IT DOES FINE. WHEN I PUT IT IN DRIVE &EASE INTO THE GAS IT DOES FINE. BUT,IF I ACCELERATE TOO HARD IT POPS LIKE ITS BACKFIRING.WHATS WRONG?
Sounds like the carb needs rebuilding.
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Do you use lettuce more in salads or in sandwiches?
I don't know if you could say I use lettuce more in salads than sandwiches, because I use lettuce in both each time I have either. I do however, use more lettuce in salads than in sandwiches.
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Where and in What we humans do mistakes?
sentence structure
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Is saying out loud "There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off" offensive?
Noy if you are refering to removing a skeeter from your rabbit.
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What causes fingers to turn blue
frost bite, hard impact, blue paint, fingering a smurf.....
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Do you think Joe Wilson is a racist?
No, but he is an idiot.
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My cat likes to sit on the top of the livingroom door (while slightly open) and smack anyone walking past with it's paw - tell me one thing about your pet
I have a three legged dog, a cat that does tricks...he will sit, shake, lay down, roll over, and play dead....I also have a useless dog and a useless cat. I have twenty chickens, two roosters, and two ducks.
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What makes a true christian?
Someone that follows God's word, and does not add anything to it or take anything away from it. That is what makes a true Christian.
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Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
I prefer a good hand job.
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Why wasn't Hitler stopped?
He was.
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Who would you like to see elected President of the USA in 2012?
O-B-A-M-A
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Congressman Joe Wilson screamed out "You Lie" in the middle of President Obama's health care reform speech to a joint session of the congress. Do you think he was out of line?
Yes, it was way out of line, but I am sure that Fox Echo Box will make him out to be a hero now.
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How can you be a "Christian" and be pro-choice?
Is it right for a "Christian" to ask a loaded question?
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What is the big problem with Obama speeking to school kids, when George Bush did the same thing in 1991?
I would hope that people would encourage ANYONE that wanted to talk to their kids about staying in school and making something of their life.
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Why would Obama do a interview with a 5th string conservative radio talk show host that is on during Rush Limbaugh?
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How many official country flags are there?
1 for every country.
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Name a liquid that the human body produces:
Diarhea
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What do you think about Rush Limbaugh being on the Family Guy?
I hope he doesn't come down too hard on Cleveland.
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Where did batman's movies made?
In the land of broken English....wait that's where this question was made.
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My hubby wants to sleep with my cousin, what should i say?
You should let him...you gotta be flexible. ;-P
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Will I be able to get Jesus' autograph at the second coming?
I will keep you in my prayers.
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Can a girl achieve orgasm with a finger??????? plz answer me
Yes, and when they really get to going fast they look like a D.J. scratching a record. HAHA
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How do you attract people to like you?
Stop trying so hard.
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What do you think of when you you hear the word FEAR?
It makes me me repeat words words when I type type.
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Never trust ________(Fill the Blank)
Fox News
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Is something there if you can not see it, smell it, taste it, or hear it?
Radiation
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What was the last Random act of Kindness that, You did for someone?
What was the last random act of kindness that you did for someone?
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My last random act of kindness was correcting someone's capitalization and punctuation on answerbag.com.
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To all the people that say Sarah Palin is stupid. Have you noticed who the vice president of the U.S.A.? If you voted for Obama / Biden do you really have any right to call someone a "idiot or stupid"?
What would you say if I said that anybody who voted for Palin and now devotes their life to bitching and moaning about Obama is an idoit. You didn't complete the first question in your brain fart...and it's AN idiot not "a" idiot.
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What can be done about Nancy Pelosi and her basic failure to understand the bascis of the US Government and or Constitution?
We can see how many times we can use and misspell the word "basic" in a question on this stupid site.
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How has America improved after electing Barack Hussein Obama?
Bush became former president...that in itself is a huge improvement.
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Why cant men pee whislt they have a hard on?
I can...I just can't control where it goes.
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Why does my son always do a half-assed job on his chores no matter how much I punish and ground him?
He's lazy.
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If you hate Sarah Palin so much, and think she is the dumbest person on the planet. Why aren't you happy she resigned?
I don't hate her. She is dumb....maybe not quiet the dumbest person on the planet, but dumb indeed. Who gives a shit if she quit her job. The only reason she quit is because she can't take the heat of an elective position. I hope she doesn't see this answer because she will whine about it until I apoligize.
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What are you afraid of and why?
Hornets....they have a 1/4" long stinger and they scare the shit out of me.
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Looks like archeologist found the first Democrat ever. How do you think they could tell?
Cause he was cleaning up after a Republican.
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Do you saw people with thick coats and wooly jumpers during hot sunny days?
I would never saw anyone, the blood makes to big a mess...unless ofcource they have been in the freezer for a while first.
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What is the appropriate tip for a hooker?
Tell them to get a f*cking real job and stop spreading their STD's.....that's the best "tip" I can think of for a dirty whore.
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Our troupes now have to read Terrorist their Miranda Rights! How do you feel about this? It makes me sick!
What rights....it's not America...they shouldn't have to read them any rights. Do you think the rag heads can understand them....what language do they have to read it in.
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"troops"
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Is it fine to steal if you need to feed your kids?
No, get a job...or grow some food. Don't teach your kids that way of life.
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How hard is it for you to stay sober? (If you ARE trying to stay sober)
It's pretty fuckin easy. If I want to stay sober all I do is don't drink. Now I have let my secret out.....shit.
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If I sniffed you now, how would you smell?
With my nose.
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What if Earth is twice as large as is today?
WTF????
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I got a big ___ in my ___
wiener, hotdog
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I have exercised for 2 hours for 3 days straight and have not lost a single pound. I have actually gained a pound. What am I doing wrong?
You're being too impatient.
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Where's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
Mine was in a Trans Am, and I was driving.
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Who is your "out of the ordinary" crush? an older woman/man that people wouldnt normally accosiate with being sexy...
Call me wierd, but Jo from the show supernanny. I don't know what it is about her, but I like it.
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If someone is a dick head to you, shouldn't you be able to punch them in the eye?
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What is something you should NOT use for a blanket at night?
A milkshake.
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Can you name a song title containing the word "moon"?
Blue Moon of Kentucky
Bad Moon Rising
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Is Obama's use of teleprompters the same as pro Football or Baseball players use of performance enhancing drugs?
First all I heard was people comparing Obama's ability to speak with that of Hitler's..."Hitler was a good speaker too." Now people are talking shit because he uses teleprompters and are saying he is not a good speaker. WTF???? Pick it apart til there is none left to pick, but he is President and will be til 2016.
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What is the average age that parents get their childs first haircut? I have a girl. Not sure if that's makes a difference or not.
My parents were 35 and 33 when they got my first hair cut.
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Grandpa wants to know how to remove nicotine from fingers?
The best way is to remove the cigarette from between them.
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Who or what would you put on a ship that is going to take a one way trip to outer space?
Republicans
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I have to end a kind of an abuse relationship, I feel very bad about this, one I feel was just going to fade away, for he has been in treatment for a cocaine addiction and now of course has left the program i'm scareeee
.......wrong question!!!!
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When a leprechaun kisses a blarney stone, what does it do?
It gets rock hard.
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What is the poision to play in a football team
What the #%@^ is a poision?
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What could I do to get your full attention?
Show me your boobies!!!!
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If you could have superpowers, what kind of powers would you chose?
X-Ray vision.
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What's your favorite government slogan? Example: Click it or ticket.
"Over the limit under arrest"
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"buzzed driving is drunk driving"
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Can everyone laugh out loud for me please?
OMFG...LMFAO...BBQ....NAACP....LOL.....BRB....
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When I would come home from dates, My father always asked me "Did ya toss her salad" what did he mean?
I suppose hes next question would be if you got to her heart with that cream pie huh? :^)
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Where would you stick out like a sore thumb?
A black panther's rally
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What toppings do you take on your hamburger (turkeyburger, bocaburger, etc.)?
"I like mine with lettuce and tomato, hines 57 and french fried potato".....Jimmy Buffet
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Do you stop and say Thank You to people in a Military uniform?
GOD BLESS THE USA!!! Thank you to all the military men and women that make it possible for me to say that!!!
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Just exactly what is "normal"?
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What is something that smells better the older it gets?
Women!!!!!
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Is suicide by slit wrists painful after the initial cut?
Yes it is painful for everyone that you leave behind. Don't do it, GET HELP!!!
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Christians: do you really believe that you would become murdering, raping, lying, cheating degenerates if they weren't commanded, under threat of eternal punishment, to be moral by a higher power?
AR, I will keep you in my prayers.
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How funky is your chicken?
Not as funky as my monkey
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When was the last time you bought a new car?
2006 F-150
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Whats the best type of car?
Henessee Viper
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Are you important if so explain why?
Yes...because I have to use "special" language at work.
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Should women who hit their men get the same penalty for domestic violence as men do?
Yes. But what man do you know that is going to tell the cops that their woman beat their ass?
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Does it get on your nerves when you are carrying something and people have to comment on it? Like I was carrying a heater, and 3 different people said trying to get warm?
Nope...sometimes I like to carry things around just so people will talk to me.
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Does anyone wish there cell phone had a garage door opener on it?
No...my cell phone doesn't even have a garage on it.
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Can you tell me a place that is known for its beautiful beaches?
Dock Side Dolls...no wait a minute that's beautiful bitches. My bad!
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"Always arrives late" is the answer, What is the question?
OH my god are you pregnant? Should you have started by now?
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What is the name of any toy?
Jack Rabbit
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If you could be a candy bar which one would you be?
Almond Joy
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Did you know that kfc potato and gravy is made from old chicken deep fryer fat? My friend works there and told me today... nearly vom vomed.
That would be the best way to make gravy.
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I like this guy in my grade, but I'm not quite sure if he likes me back. What should I do?
Ask him.
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What is your favorite old school video game?
Mario Bros.
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When you open your fridge, what do you look at first?
The empty top shelf, then at the empty middle shelf, then I look at the old milk, then I put the milk back and close the door. Then I walk around for an hour bitching because the only thing in the fridge is old milk.
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What is the Best Seafood dish you have had in a Restaurant?
Outback's lobster tails are great.
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What do I want for lunch today?
Bearded calm smothered in fruit of the loom with two sides of leg.
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How can it be legal to have free items advertised but you have to pay fees for them isn't that illegal the old bait & switch?
What is "Oliticshow"? Is that some more "special" lanuage?
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My car seems sounds like its spiting and spotering, its guttless after driving for more then a 5mins when it warms up. But it seems to work alot better when its cold.???? any ideas
What kind of car is it? Sounds like you need a coil.
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I CAN I START MY OWN TRANSPORTATION BUSINESS?
Good for you...I am glad to hear that?
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Is it possibe to die from a bar a chocolate?
It's very possible if you are diabetic.
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Can you make a sentence using only words beginning with the letter "Q"?
QUITE!!!!
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Who is going to be the next superbowl champion and why
The team with the most points at the end will most likely win.
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Is Obama the President of the U.S.A. or the World?
The USA, that's why he is starting to end the war we are in. If that's what you were talking about.
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What's your favorite excuse when you call in sick at work?
My favorite excuse is a bad case of the shits. You can get over it quick and they are not going to ask any questions.
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Why did Obama chose a Arab network for first TV interview? http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hX34KISjnxiKhF1ZzUhwDYZbb2xAD95VFH580
Somebody has got to end the war!
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Have you ever smoked a pole?
I tried one time, but I couldn't keep it lit...stupid flag pole!!!
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What do you do with a three dollar hooker?
Make her Governer of Alaska.
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What happened here? Obama has an approval rating of 80+ and now it's below 70 something like a 18 point swing. What type of Support does/did Obama have and why such an ersoison in faith? I didn't vote for this guy but it appears his votes r leaving why
Those numbers have nothing to do with the amount of people that voted for him. I don't know if you can get that through your thick ass head though.
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What is the best thing to use to get the smell of cigarettes off my hands?
A nicotine patch or maybe even nicoret.
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Whats the best way to attack creationists?
Why would you want to attack anyone?
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If you pass out at a party, and when you wake up the next day, your ass REALLY hurts, what could have happened?
Hot butter gerbal???
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I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT YOUR _______ THERE!?
TOASTER
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Why is Vintage Furniture becoming SOooo Popular...?
Because Mccain made old look cool for so many hopeless people.
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Which thing get you hope?
Random words placed in a line to make it appear like a question is what gives me hope.
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What is your lucky number?
132,936,458 3/4
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Do you think this man is attractive?(photo in answer) Seriously.
I like his teefs.
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What 5 letter word describes your feet?
shoed
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Nothing like some hot _____ in the ______ : P
sex, morning
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Since President Obama is shutting down Gitmo what do you think should be done with the terrorist being held there?
What the hell is Gitmo?
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What hangs?
BALLS....on a Christmas tree.
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Are you good at finding places?
Yes, I find a place every place I go.
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How i can able to know wht is going on in others mind?
I think the first step would be to figure out your own mind first.
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What's the first thing you usually see when you wake up in the morning?
The ceiling
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HOW CAN I PASS A DRUG TEST ON TUESDAY IF I SMOKED A 1/2 GRAM OF METH ON THURSDAY NIGHT
You don't have anything to worry about tuesday comes before thursday.
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Can i text a cell phone from my computer?
With verizon you send an email to your 10 digit phone number @vtext.com
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Whatcha doin?
Sitting here with my thumb up my ass, what you doing?
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If your life was placed on a Monopoly board game, which neighborhood would you most likely live in?
I would always have to go to jail and not collect $200 for passing go.
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Why is racism mailny directed on muslims?
I think you are wrong...racism is mainly directed at a race not at a religion such as Muslim.
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Dead men don't _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank)
Dead men can't testify.
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Name a word of at least 7 letters beginning with an R and ending with an R.
Refrigerator
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What, in your opinion, would be the worst possible way to die?
I don't know I have never died before.
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When did America start trying to Police the World? Shouldn't we worry about us?
Not America...you mean Dubya.
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Where does George W. Bush really Live?
Gnarnia
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What is your quote of life?
Why tip-toe thru life only to arrive safely at death.
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Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he'll ____________________
The next day he'll want to borrow your pole.
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I belive in Jesus. Is it worng for me to like tattoos and peircings?
No. I believe in Jesus, and I have one armed sleeved and the other one half way.
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Who wants to kill obama?
Yep that settles it...your an idiot.
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Is it ok to rape kids?
Why do people feel the need to ask such stupid ass questions?
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Why do Republicans hate the truth?
That's a good question.
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Someone is 13 minutes late already to pick me up. where are they? (BE CREATIVE, I WANT GOOD ANSWERS! [aka unreasonable ones lol])
On your mom.
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Is there any trend that you wish could be popular again?
Women burning their bras.
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With the population of Alaska being so low, isn't Sarah Palin's job just like that of a small town mayor?
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What is the best thing about President-Elect Obama?
This: http://www.hsn.com/collectibles/2009-inauguration_c-co_a-6433_xc.aspx?kw=commemorativeobamacoin&sourceid=googbg&prev=hp&rdr=1&cm_mmc=Paid%20Search%20General-_-Google-_-Collectibles%20-%20Coins-_-commemorative%20obama%20coin
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I want to get rid of habbit of masturbation how i could i
Cut it off and throw it away, this will make it almost impossible to beat it.
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How do i will tell to my new boyfriend that i have a one child already...is there any good reason to tell him this?
You say "Hey boyfriend, I have a kid"...yes you should tell him.
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Anyone else upset with the estimated $150 million being spent on the inauguration? I thought we were in a recession?
It's obvious that the people DONATING the money are not hurting. So why do you care?
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Pro-Life, or Pro-Choice?
Pro-choice
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Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor?
Is this gonna take long?
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Is there a word that just sounds cool when you say it?
Any word sounds cool when I say it.
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In the beginning, there was _______
Previews...then the movie started.
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Why is the sky so high?
Cause the whole world is shallow.
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Would you rather win $160 million in the lottery, or have your arms torn off by bears?
I'd be really excited if my arms were torn off by lottery winning bears!
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What comes to mind when I say "padiddle"?
padaddle daddle doo wop wop de diddly doodly doo wap.
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How do you feel about President elect Obama's 150 million dollar budget for his inauguration?
If I were able to get people to donate $150 million to me, would everyone talk shit about me?
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What group have you lost most of your respect for?
Mexican swim teams.
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When driving, what do you mostly listen to?
My flowmasters.
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Can you give an example of a paradox?
It's like if someone calls you stupid, yet they can't even spell stupid.
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How do you feel about President elect Obama's 150 million dollar budget for his inauguration?
Some people asked for some proof, here is a list of donors. http://www.pic2009.org/page/content/donors/
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How do you think thinks you are the most beautiful of all?
Why did you think thoughts was the most ugliest when he died?
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Do you think animal testing is in place not to research cures, but more disease engineering?
I think animal testing is wrong...they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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What makes you want more?
Not enough.
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President-elect Obama did not watch Bush's speech live ; Obama went out to dinner just as Bush's remarks were beginning. What do you think about Obama not watching the Farewell speech?
What does it matter...I didn't watch it either.
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What's longest you've had sex with someone?
2 min. 43.25478 sec.
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What was the best sit-com dealing with Doctors or hospitals~?~
House
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Repairing the recycle bin
Only need to if it's broken.
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What does AIDS look like?
Like this.
http://marinenorway.etp.no/sider/tekst.asp?side=3826
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Car
Yes, I had the same problem with mine two years ago. I took it to a local mechanic, and it only cost me $600. I have not had that problem since then. I say you should get it checked out before it leads to bigger problems down the road. Better safe than sorry.
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How do you persuade someone.?
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I stop trying when.........
I am surprised that noone has said "when Obama got elected", because it seems that most people that did not support him have given up all hope.
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I say pineapple you say ___________?
Lets dance!!!
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有没有中国人在这里?
The first time I was, but after the third time it was just like anything else. It did take some encouragement from others the first time though. You should try it, you'll be glad you did. I know you are thinking, but it just doesn't sound right....believe me you will be glad you did. It's unlike anything in this world. I would do it again in a heartbeat. Thanks, good question.
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What city or neighborhood has the highest crime rate in America?
Statistics say D.C.
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If I bought you an elephant, what would you name it?
Jubentino
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Is it wrong for someone to turn the water off, because they don't WANT you to take a shower right then and there?
No, cops have the right to turn the fountain off, your not suppose to shower in it. Did you get arrested?
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What should be made free?
health care
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Are you happy Bush will be gone in a week? Does it seem possible that 8 years is ALMOST over. YES!
Yes glad it's almost over...It's time for a change. Can't wait to hear all the criticism the Maverick and village idiot from Alaska's supporters come up with next.
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If some one destroys your life should you destroy their reality?
Noone should be so dumb as to let one person destroy their life in the first place.
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Change I can't believe in. Where is the change we were told was going to occur?
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I want the nick names for our grand daughter ,starting with the letter s
Supercalafragelisticsexpialadoshis
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WHEN I WILL GET MARRIED
Is this a question or is it a statement?
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Change I can't believe in. Where is the change we were told was going to occur?
Why don't you at least wait til he gets in office before you start asking stupid questions?
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The answer is 17... What is the question?
Ofcourse I know. Why are you asking me stupid questions anyway?
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The answer is 17... What is the question?
..
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The answer is 17... What is the question?
What is a Republicans I.Q.
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Why do MOST Christians get so defensive and rude when people ask hard questions about God and Jesus?
The people you are talking about are not Christians, they are hypocrits. A TRUE Christian would not get rude and defensive, they would listen to your thoughts then they would tell you what they believe. A TRUE Christian would try to help you, not turn you away with thier hatred.
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The answer is "a naked body in the kitchen." What is the question?
So, how are you gonna decorate the rest of the house?
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Why do Democrats like lying Sociapaths?
We don't, that's why we did not support your heros, "The Maverick" and the village idiot from Alaska.
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Do you have a poem you would like us to comment on or critique?
The moon may kiss the stars so high,
The sun may kiss the bright blue sky,
The dew may kiss the morning grass,
But you my friend can kiss my a$$.
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Snoop Dogg has made a country music song? What do you think?
Sounds like a bizzle fo shizzle dizzle, my nizzle done fizzle fo the rizzle dizzle.
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How can I financially afford a baby at age 17?
A baby at age 17 is pretty old. I don't know how much income it takes to support a 17 year old baby. You should probably start by getting a job.
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Do you think that all child sexual abusers should go to prison?
No I believe they should go to hell.
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Whats the fastest way to get a belly?
I took a dog to the vet one time, they ran a long q-tip up it's butt to it's belly to see if it had worms. Turns out it did. So my suggestion is the fastest way to get to a belly is up your a$$.
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What makes you Happy?
Snails
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You must have been pretty drunk when you got that.
Well, yeah...why else would anyone get your name tattooed on them??? LOL
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Is suicide a good way to avoid bankruptcy?
Paying your debt is the best way to avoid bankruptcy.
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Where'd you go my beautiful friend?
I am slowing dying, but I am still here. ;)
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Can you tell me How to Cure Eczema Using Home Treatment?
Tee tree oil
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Is being a bastard the male version of a bitch?
A bastard is an illegitimate child.
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What would be a reason, to pass a driver that is already exceeding the speed limit?
If you are in a race with the other driver the best way to win is to pass them if you are behind.
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To those who believe in an afterlife: Do you look forward to death since it means you will be closer to heaven (paradise, bliss, etc.)?
I don't look forward to death, but I don't fear death. I love Jesus, but I aint homesick.
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Laura Bush just purchased a $485,000 set of gold-trimmed china for the White House. What do you think about spending so much money at this time for dishes?
And the Republicans blame the shape the economy is in on the Democrats.
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Do you hide anything when guests come over?
It really depends on who comes over. If it's my Grandma I always hide the Playboys, but that's it really.
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What jiggles?
J-E-L-L-O!!!!
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WHAT IS THE PERCENTAGE OF AMERICANS WHO ARE STUPID?
I don't know, but they say 5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions.
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How would u fill in the blank ,_________________ is like throwing gasoline on a fire?
Throwing petrol in a blaze
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Did Obama with Acorns help using voter fraud steal the election?
No. Mccain said it best with "the people have spoken, and they have spoken CLEARLY".
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Barack Obama versus George Bush, who do you choose?
I would choose anyone over Bush.
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How could anyone vote for a person running for President that steals a motto from Bob The Builder? "Yes We Can"
How could anyone vote for a person that sides with George Dubya? How could someone vote for a person that all they did was talk about how big of a hero they are, and when they are not talking about that all they talk about is how big of a loser the other party is? All I ever heard about Mccain is that he is the maverick, how could that make your final decision? How could anyone vote for...
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What offends you the most? Be specific.
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What offends you the most? Be specific.
Comments like; "Stupidity and laziness AKA as the democrat party"
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When I say face, what's the first thing to come to your mind?
Your face or mine?
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Is there something you just can't believe in?
evolution
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Would you rather give a speech to 1,000 people, or walk naked through Times Square?
I would rather give a speech to 1000 people in times square while naked.
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What US currency will Barack Obama be on?
https://www.obamacoincollection.com/Default.aspx?MID=527017
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How would you finish this sentence? The taller the tree...
The more firewood you get.
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Do you consider boxer briefs the same as briefs? Or do you consider boxer briefs as a pair of boxers?
I consider them a compromise between the two.
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What will confirm that you are losing your memory?
When you....cause you can....well you see...aw screw it I forgot!
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What do you prefer to do by Yourself?
poop
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When I say "succotash", you say ____________
skittle dee boop bop beep diddle dee dop
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Today all living presidents meet at whitehouse for lunch,what will be the main topic of conversation?
I think the main topic will be Answer Bag.
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The way you are smiling makes me think you did something.....what did you do?
your mom
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Please finish the sentence about yourself: Iam __________?
only going to let you see it one time.
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Whats a good date?
I'm a good date.
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Why do you keep winking at me like that?
I done told you it looks funny...I know you said it's cold, but good God cover it up!
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What is a cute way to say "I love you" to your significant other?
Hold your hands back to back and say that's how much you love them....(all the way back around)
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Why are you staring at me?
Cause of that coat
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What would make golf more exciting?
Naked women they make everything more exciting.
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I am 18 almost 19 i am interested in a 16 year old is that legal
It is in Alabama.
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Hit me with your ______?
rythm stick, hit me, hit me!!!
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Why do my speakers cut in and out?
You have a bad connection somewhere.
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A dog goes "bow wow" and a cat goes ____?
in the litter box.
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Your partner is absolutely _____________?
8 months pregnant
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Why do americans all generally hate mexicans?
I don't hate Mexicans, they make good gardeners.
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Why do very overweight people get handicap tags and park so close to the door? Wouldn't it make more sense to make them park at the other end of the parking lot?
They have thyroid problems....be nice a-hole!!!
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If a bartender can refuse to sell drinks to an obviously intoxicated person, why can't grocers refuse to sell food to an obviously overweight person?
That's a good one. We would have less people on disability for being fat.
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How often do you take a bath, honestly?
The third Thursday of every month, whether I need it or not.
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Why did you post my nude pics online?
Cause they were just so damn funny.
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Are you still friends with the people you met in school?
Yes I am married to her.
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What's the worst injury you have ever received in a car accident?
The only one I have been in I got Dr. Pepper all over me, so I guess since that's the worst that happened to me I am pretty lucky.
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I just finished my ex-fiance's voodoo doll. Where do I stick this enormous, rusty pin first?
You should stick it in your eye.
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Do people look at you when you swear in public?
It really depends on the public place you are swearing in. Is it a family restaurant or is it a bar?
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Im 14 turning 15 and my boyfriend just turned 17 is that satutory rape
No. It could be though if the two of you were having sexaul relations. But the fact that you are turning 15 and he turned 17, that is not statutory rape.
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Name some ways to loose weight
Crack cocaine or meth
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I have a 2000 3.0 6 cyl Ford Ranger seems to losing coolant. I don't see any leaks, but the heater has stopped blowing hot and the engine seems to be running hotter than normal.
Check the thermostat it may be stuck.
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Where can i get a desent laundry hamper like the one on JCPennys.com called Louver Hamper?
You can go to JCPennys.com and get one called Louver Hamper.
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Have you eaten a food that made you vomit?
I had Calamari one time and puked...I don't think that's what made me vomit though, i think I didn't wait long enough after eating it to engage in sexual activity and it was a combination of the two that made me vomit.
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I'm really tired of _____.
Yeah
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I'm really tired of _____.
Winter
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How many of you Answerbaggers are just here for the points?
I'm here for the money!
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How much does my 1994 3/4 ton ford van?
How much does it what?
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What would you like to know about me? Go ahead and ask.
What's your story? I just had to ask that because I think it's an annoying question, and I wanted to see if you knew how to answer it.
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I will ____.
vote for the same man in 2012.
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What's going to happen to life on Earth when the polar shift takes place in 2012?
Probably the same thing that happened in 2000, when we had the big Y2K scare...everybody is going to get all worked up over nothing, and then life will go on as we know it.
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Where is Obama's big change? I mean it seems like a Clinton 3rd term and we know what to expect out of that Right Vince Foster? WTF is the change aspect already?
Why don't you give him a chance before you start asking stupid questions.
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What should you do if your falling from a plane with no parachute?
Bend over, put your head between your legs, and kiss your ass goodbye.
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Obama is a ___________?
Have you listened to her talk? She is an idiot.
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Obama is a ___________?
He's voted with good ol Dubya 90% of the time. And I don't think anyone can keep a stright face and say Dubya is not and idiot. He picked Palin as a running mate, that was a stupid move if I ever saw one...sure it helped him at first, but then Palin started talking and showed how big of an idiot she is.
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Do u guys find small breasted women sexy? Why or why not?
I find most women sexy
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Obama is a ___________?
winner, unlike Mccain.
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What would you choose to be if you could be anything you want? (alive or inanimate objects)
Pam Andersons bra
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If you use boot/shoe polish what kind do you prefer?, some are paste, others are dab-on quick dry.
I wonder if that reporter polished his shoes before throwing them at George Dubya...
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What is something you cannot afford but would love to have.?
Dodge Viper
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Besides Weight Watchers, can you please recommend some good weight loss plans?
L.A. Weight Loss
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When spooning, are you the big or little spoon?
They say "spooning leads to forking"
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I came home from work and caught my wife having Cyber Sex........With another woman. Now what?
Have her invite her friend over.
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What does your desktop look like? Post a picture!
mine is a trans-am
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What song is Jimi Hendrix most associated with?
When I hear his name I think Voodoo Chile
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Whats better? ass, chest, smile, figure?
The answer to that really depends on who you are talking about.
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If you were stuck on an island and only had a rubber band, banana, and a match, what would you do?
A guy that was in Vietnam told me that whenever they would run out of weed, they would dry out the strings in a banana peel and smoke them. He said this would get you high just like weed. I would probably try that, and if it worked I would get high and eat the banana.
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All i ask of you is__________?
DON'T TAZE ME BRO!!!!
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How much money is 1 million quarters?
The same amount as 5 million nickels.
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How soon can I resume scuba diving after I get a tattoo?
A tattoo takes 45 days to completely heal. Best thing is to wait atleast that long.
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1974gmc truck dead battery
$20 Battery Charger.
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Why do so many say Jesus isnt God?When John1:1,says in the beginning was the Word(Jesus)and the word was with God and the Word was GOD.Plain and simple,cant change to what you want.
I does say "in the beginning was the word, and the word was with God, and the word was God". Now where you got Jesus mixed up in there I do not know. It looks to me like you are the one changing it to what you want.
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What kind of jelly or preserves is your favorite?
Homemade strawberry....or pretty much any kind of homemade jelly.
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If God is the Father, and Jesus was God's son, why don't we pray to Jesus? I hear people pray to Jesus and to God. Which would be correct?
I was taught to pray to God in Jesus' name.
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If another AB’er won $100 million in a lottery and offered you $2 million, would you accept it?
Hell yeah I would!
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Is there anything good about getting old?
Experience
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According to some religious people, Evolution is just a theory, does that mean gravity is just a theory too?
No viruses grow just like people do. Your theory is the same as saying that evolution is like a human evolving from a baby into an adult.
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According to some religious people, Evolution is just a theory, does that mean gravity is just a theory too?
No I doubt everything that is not PROVEN...the way the sun works is proven. You can't honestly say that the theory of evolution is proven. It may be getting there, and sounding good, but that's all it is, a theory.
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According to some religious people, Evolution is just a theory, does that mean gravity is just a theory too?
NO. Gravity and evolution are two totally different things. Gravity has FACTS to back it up, where as evolution does not.
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How do people get rich?
I usually takes money, lots and lots of money.
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What musical instrument do you think takes more skill to master?
I know this is out there, but I have always heard that one of the hardest to learn is the banjo.
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Some voted for Obama because he is black; some voted for him because he is not Bush; did anyone listen to the issues?
I voted for him because I agree with most of what he said. The fact that Mccain and Palin...mostly Palin....are idiots helped my decision too.
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What mailing lists should a well-informed Republican subscribe to?
How bout the mailing list for the mentally challanged.
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Does anybody know of a website where i can watch movies but without having to keep on experiencing problems with it? i've found a few places where i can watch but literally every two seconds the movie pauses and starts "buffering". PLEEEZ HELP.
It's not the site, it's your internet connection.
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Is there any theoretical or actual propulsion system for spaceships to leave Earth's orbit and travel back and forth from planet to planet without carrying along a finite load of fuel?
I know laser propultion is in the works.
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Who came up with the idea of having really bad music on elevators?
A republican.
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I can only spend $15 on a Christmas gift. Any suggestions?
http://www.discountmugs.com/us/obama.php?gclid=COmS1rPV1JcCFQUWGgod0G4PDA
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Hickey on the second date?...girl gave boy...boy gave girl....bad? both like each other a lot? : /
I think a hickey is a perfect way of showing how much you like someone....if your a tick. Vampires leave the best looking hickeys....there's no better way to say you are in a white trash relationship than with a hickey.
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He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're _______________________________!
He knows when you're in the bed with his ol' lady!
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What's is your favorite type of lingerie? Do you prefer lingerie with garters, without garters like a baby doll, Teddy, or Gown?
Wife beater shirt and white panties is pretty darn hot.
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If you could teach your kids just one thing, what would it be?
If you ever have to shoot someone, make sure you kill them....a dead man can't testify.
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Wt would u do if you were held at gun point?
Take the gun from him and beat his ass with it.
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What is the largest home on Earth?
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y55/silverbeam/A%20CSM%20Blog/Oilhouse.jpg
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My ex girlfriend is returning all personal belongings except a tv and bedroom furniture that i payed for, totoal cost approx £2000. what are my rights. she says they were gifts so she is keeping them.
If they were gifts there is nothing you can do. If they are your's and she is using them then you have all rughts to get them back.
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When a woman is engaged to be married, she has a ring on her finger. How can you discern if a man is engaged?
The woman has him wrapped around her little finger.
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Who can you trust in America?
Me
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During highschool, were/are you in music? (Like Choir, Band, or Orchestra.)
I was in the marching band, jazz band, concert band, and me and some buddies had a little rock band. I play piano, trumpet, tuba, and guitar....not all at the same time though.
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Why do christians become so defensive when one questions them about the bible and its contradictions. They are especially irate if they have no answer.
Those people you are talking about are not Christians, they are hippocrits.
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Are the funniest characters portrayed as being dumb?
Bush is not funny is he?
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Can you over dry clothes in the dryer? If yes what happens when they are over dried?
I hope not....cause if you can I need to stop using the dryer as an iron.
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Has anybody ever been cut by a pizza wheel?
Not me, but I am sure someone somewhere has.
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Are you a leg person or breast chicken i mean
Dark meat all the way!!!
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Is there any celebrity, by whom you would be intimidated, if you were dating their child and brought home for the first meeting?
Goldberg
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What is your favorite body part?
The middle joint on my left bird index finger.
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Who are you spending the holidays with?
My good friends Smith and Wesson
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Why do you have to wear underwear
I heard one time that Albert Einstein didn't do something if he saw no point in it, so he did not wear underwear......so I would have to go with ol' Einstein and say no you don't have to.
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What are the effects from eating ice?
Cold mouth
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WHY SHOULD ANYONE FINISH HIGH SCHOOL?
I don't think it's a must. I quit in the 9th grade. I went and got my GED, then got a job. Now I make about 50K a year. I have never worked at a fast food place...don't intend to. And I think I will live a long and happy life without all the worries that some of these answers talked about. I also don't agree with the comments about "the more education someone has...
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Do you think listening to classical music all day long will assist with your intelligence & brain functions?
I think it would drive me to suicide.
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What chicken breed lays the most eggs?
Rhode Island Red....haha
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My wife is 38.5 weeks pregers... The pregnancy has been 100% by the book with no problems. Yesterday her OB/GYN said she's not dilated at all and wants to induce her this on Tuesday. She'll be exactly 39 weeks. Should we do it? (our first child)
Of that's the doctors orders I would. He probably knows what he's talking about.
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Why does my zippo spark but no flame
You are butane poor
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Who controls the skies?
Air traffic control.......DUH!!!
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Is there a porch money
Yes thier chain is shorter than that of a yard ape.
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