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What past U.S President would you want to share a beer with? Jimmy Carter.

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What is the difference between a nonfiction history book and a novel? "Nonfiction" means it's fact. A novel is fiction, a made-up story.

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Who holds back the electric car? The cost and weight of enough batteries enough to give an electric car the same range as a gas-powered car.

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مثل اسمي الشاشة الجديدة؟ Ich wil den Klavierstein!

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What is the best text message to send to a guy, to turn him on. "I want you to wear me as your cum sponge for several hours straight."

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This tsunami is teaching us what? Don't build nuke plants along an ocean shore on a fault line, duh!

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Give me a good reason I shouldn't throw a shoe at you right now. You'd miss.

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Do you really believe the Sun is the only source of daylight on Earth? The stars do contribute a minuscule amount of daylight, so the sun isn't the only source. But the light from the moon is just reflected sunlight.

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Please, if you can, explain the concept of The Holy Trinity in five words. "God" is a 3-person committee.

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What is a good zombie movie plot? Some dead guy comes to "life" as a zombie for some mumbo-jumbo reason and goes on a killing spree. All the people he kills also become zombies because they're infected with whatever made him a zombie. All those zombies kill even more people who become zombies. The zombie population grows exponentially as more and more people become zombified until only two real people are left alive. Our...

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What is the funniest thing u've ever said/heard? I don't think u has ever said anything funny. It just sits there between t and v being very droll and boring. Now q is a laugh a minute! And w has cracked a few thigh slappers as well. Why do you ask?

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Does anybody know some [salsa hip hop] songs? I know mostly [classic rock] songs, and some [new age] songs, and a few [death metal] songs. But no [salsa hip hop] songs. Sorry.

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Charlie Sheen: Genius or Fool? Who is Charlie Sheen???

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How old is too old for a spanking 80 or 90...

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Who loves getting up before 8am for work on a Sunday? I HATE getting up early. I get up at 8:00 during the week to get to my job at 9:00. But on Saturday and Sunday, I sleep to noon.

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I wish I could go back in time and __________. ...kill whoever came up with the idea for Daylight Saving Time!

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A girl told me I should change to Pentecostal. I'm a Babtist. I don't know why but this made me really upset... She's saying stuff like Pentecostal is better. It's all so confusing. What should I do? If you're a Christian, the only thing that matters is that you've accepted Jesus. Everything else is just a minor difference of opinion.

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Rude people make me feel like _____________. ...putting them in a big slingshot and hurling them into the sun.

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Do any members of your family shower together? I wouldn't object if it was all adults. But, yes, I wouldn't shower with children.

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What is the best way to eat a pizza? Put it in your mouth. Bite off a piece. Chew. Swallow. Repeat until done.

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What movie changed your perspective on life? The Human Centipede

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have you ever looked into a person's eyes and seen their soul ? Nope. Just the back of their retina...

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Does the US need another war against a Muslim nation? Yes. The US needs to be in as many wars as possible.

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How can I get the musty smell out of freshly washed towels I had that problem. Run a cold water wash cycle with your machine empty once a week with a cup of bleach.

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Pot smokers don't become criminal addicts, but they are still addicts. Agree/ disagree? (read more) Disagree. I suppose it could be addictive like alcohol, but it isn't inherently so. I smoked pot in college, and haven't smoked since college.

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What drugs might Gadhafi be on? Roofies?

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Your view please? I am FOR Canabis given in a "controlled"fashion to people who have chronic pains.I am against it as a recreational drug. You REALLY want my view? You're telling me that you think I'm your slave. Well, I'm NOT your slave! I have a right to do what I want in private that's none of your business!

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Neighbour across the hall has two children G-13 B-10. and they share the smaller room of the two... IS THAT LEGAL? if not it should be! Have you offered to help pay their rent/mortgage to get a bigger place??? If not then it's...NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!

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A friend told me that my ex-wife hacked into my computer. How do you stop that from happening? Put her in a big slingshot and hurl her into the sun.

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Watch the show:"drugged:High on Marijuana"? I am still against it, especially when I saw the dumbed grins and wordings from people high. Against the show? Or against the right of people to do what they want in the privacy of their homes that's none of your business?

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Why Are We Going to War with Libya? Huh? I'm not going to war with Libya...

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What are some songs that are so beautiful they will make me cry? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gCs3H8tN4s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0T5dxge2Kw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upIVMjnEm9c http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

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How do you keep your music organized? (CDs lined up by artist name? Separated by kinds of music (blues vs pop vs jazz)? Several memory sticks or an iPod full of MP3 files?) I have everything in one big folder and just tell Meida Player to play everything randomly.

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In the U.S. you are never more than 115 miles from McDonald's. What do you think about that? Good, bad or irrelevant? I like that about living in the States that there's so much choice of where to shop and eat and there's never a shortage of goods on the shelves of shops. What I don't like about living in the States is that residential neighborhoods are segregated from commercial neighborhoods and so you have to drive everywhere.

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What's the least amount of clothing that you've worn while at work? What's the least amount that you've worn while posting at AB? A few years ago, the air conditioning broke down at work for a few days, and they let us wear shorts and a tee-shirt to the office. At home, I typically wear a bathrobe, and ONLY a bathrobe :-p

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Do you think mobile phones are a good or bad thing and why? I think all the advanced technology we have has made a tremendous net improvement to human lives, even though, yes, there are problems and abuses as well.

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Which band or singer would you like to see perform in the "Super Bowl" during halftime? I would love to see Linkin Park! Rammstein Garry Schuyman HRP-4C GLaDOS

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Can I put money in someone else's meter? I don't see why not. As other answers have said, it's illegal in some places (why it would be illegal to be a good Samaritan is beyond me, but that's ANOTHER reason to shoot the lawyers when the revolution comes), so don't let a cop see you doing it. But if you have some spare change and want to do someone a favor who's meter has run out, good for you! :-)

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Do you keep, throw away, or recycle your boxes? Why? I used to store old moving boxes in my basement so that I don't have to buy more the next time I move, but a realtor told me that the huge pile of empty boxes in my basement is a fire hazard, so I got rid of them...

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When do you wear a helmet? When do you not wear a helmet? I don't have any reason to wear a helmet right now. I've thought about a motorcycle from time to time, but I don't think I'll enjoy it very much if I have to be bundled up with a helmet and leather jacket during 100F weather in the middle of August :-p

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Programmers: Do you get to work on the next version after people buy the current version or while you're working on the current version? I'm a programmer, but the software I work on is used in-house and isn't sold to anyone. Whenever some manager in an end-user department wants a change, the work is assigned to one or more programmers, and we write and/or change it.

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If you could ask God one question, what would you ask? "Why are you hiding from us? Why don't you show yourself so that there's no question whether or not you exist so that people can make an informed decision whether they want to be with you in Heaven or go to the warm place..."

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MI Supreme Court rules "there's no privacy expectation when police do their job" allowing citizens to video cops. Good/bad decision? Why? I agree. The police have cameras in their cars, and sometimes even on their bodies, to video interactions with the public. The public should have the same right.

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My friend is putting together a rock band and wants to call it the FULL DIAPER. ROFL! I love it! Might suggest that their music is a bit shitty, tho :-p

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I'm beginning to think certain internet sites are seving up ads based on my internet usage history. Am I parnoid? Nope. Blame "don't be evil" Google. They buy up advertising sites like DoubleClick. So every time you go to a different site, they're tracking you by the ads that are on those sites that are served to your IP. And when you click on one of those ads, they know what your buying interests are, and serve more ads targeted specifically to your interests on whatever site you happen to go to... ...

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What is the most annoying household pest? Squirrels.

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Do you like to watch horror movies, and if you do, which is your favorite horror movie? A tie between "The Human Centipede" and "Splice."

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What if everything learned from fossils was a lie? what if god created fossils to test mankind? If God created fossils of creatures that never existed to test mankind, then God would be a liar. Since God isn't a liar, the fossils must be of creatures that really existed.

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Should we close all aging nuclear power plants? There are 23 plants in the U.S. almost identical to those in Japan. FOR ALL THE OTHER LAZY ILLITERATES OUT THERE... I POSTED MY ORIGINAL ANSWER BEFORE ALL THE FACTS WERE OUT WHEN THE NUKE DISASTER SEEMED TO BE MINOR AND UNDER CONTROL. I DID NOT KNOW THE EXTENT OF THE DISASTER AT THAT TIME. FUCKING ANSWERBAG TOOK AWAY OUR ABILITY TO CHANGE OUR ANSWERS IN LIGHT OF NEW INFORMATION. FLAME ANSWERBAG FOR NOT ALLOWING PEOPLE TO UPDATE THEIR ANSWERS, NOT ME,...

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Do you prefer silence while sleeping or do you need music, tv or something else on? Absolute total silence.

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Do you sleep in the dark or are you someone that needs some kind of light? I need it totally dark to sleep. I installed solid shutters on the inside of my bedroom windows to make it absolutely totally dark, even during the day. If I had my way, bedrooms wouldn't even have windows.

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how can one deal with a laptop which boots very slowly Running Windoze, eh? People will tell you to defrag your drive, clean your registry, and whatnot. But the best thing to bring your laptop back to like-new is to reinstall Windoze from scratch. Of course, there's always Penguin Power, baby! I put Ubuntu on my old laptop that took anywhere from a half-hour to 45 minutes to get me to the XP desktop from the moment I turned it on. Ubuntu...

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Seriously, are you kidding me? Yes.

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Does anyone have an unused webkinz code or know where to find one? REAL ones? You have to buy a Webkinz toy, and it comes with a code. Any "free" code you find really belongs to someone else who didn't register their toy yet (or maybe just wanted the toy without creating a virtual pet, and is selling the code).

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What's the worst torture someone could go through? Being forced to listen to Vogon poetry (with, or without, a babel fish in your ear).

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Minnesota republicans want to make it illegal for people on welfare to have $20 or more on their person. What do you think of this? On the one hand, I can understand why people would think that if someone has resources (like spare cash), they shouldn't be on the dole. But on the other hand, if people on the dole aren't allowed to own anything of their own, they'll be trapped on the dole and won't not have the resources to become self-sufficient again someday. Plus, there are many legitimate reasons why people are on the...

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ARE YOU SERIOUS? No.

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Why do you taunt me with your success and confidence? Because the world is hollow, and I have touched the sky!

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Which disaster worries you more...radiation or war? The supervolcano under Yellowstone Park scares me the most. Geologically, that thing's about to go "boom" any second now...

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which do u prefer a joint or the bong? Bong. Definitely a bong. A bong cools the smoke, while a joint is like smoking a cigarette and burns my throat. Though, I haven't partied since my college days.

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Where can I download music for free? If you use Firefox, get the DownloadHelper add-on. That will let you capture videos from any web site (such as YouTube) while you watch them, and then save them on your computer as MPG, MP3, AVI, or a few others.

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Does everyone have issues with these AB screens moving up and down or do I have some kind of malware? If your screen if scrolling up and down without your hand on the mouse, it sounds like you have a problem with your mouse driver or mechanical problems with your mouse (like the scroll wheel sensor is dirty maybe). Try (1) getting a new mouse, and (2) updating your mouse driver.

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y do atheists exist throughout the world today? Because people of all beliefs have a right to exist, IMHO.

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What 2 rules do you live your life by? Pee high and bury your poo.

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I really want to read it and can't find it anywhere. By the way, does anyone know any other book like that? Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra!

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What is man's greatest fear? The ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal.

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What is a cool name for a charity? The "Hungry Guy needs a new Lotus Evora" charity :-p

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A female friend and me have decided to make her into a plastic mannequin. How should we go about doing this to keep her alive but plastic? Here's an idea: http://storiesonline.net/sex-story/46134

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My wife is addicted to The Sims. How do I get her to stop playing? World or Warcraft?

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What would be the worst way to die? Dying before medical science develops immortality.

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Should we close all aging nuclear power plants? There are 23 plants in the U.S. almost identical to those in Japan. No. The USA isn't at as great a risk of earthquakes as Japan is. Maybe nuclear plants in California should be reinforced to handle quakes up to 9.0 on the Richter scale, but it's foolish for Americans to turn into Chicken Littles because Japan had a minor accident caused by an unprecedented earthquake.

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What could've happen if we got no oil left in the world? That's unlikely to happen. Long before the oil runs out completely, it will become too precious and expensive to use as a fuel. We will be FORCED to switch to other fuel sources, such as nuclear, wood, or coal. Goods made of plastic will become exorbitantly expensive. Plastics can still be manufactured out of plants, so we need not fear running out of plastic even if the oil does run out...

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How reliable is the information on Answerbag? This is a Professionally Researched Answer: The information on Answerbag is completely and totally trustworthy and infallible.

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Do librarians judge people for the books that they take out of the library? I'm not a librarian, but I'm a writer and am involved in the writing/publishing industry. I've run into a very many closed-minded people (even right here on AB) who've called me a "rapist" or "pedophile" and worse for no other reason than because I've come to the defence of free speech. Fortunately, people in the writing/publishing industry understand that there's a great many reasons to...

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i am a manufacturer of jackets. i want to launch my brand please suggest me a brand name Warm N' Fuzzy?

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Complete this sentence: If only I had ___________, I would ______________. "a female sex slave" "wear her as my Cum Sponge"

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As an adult, would you drink milk from a lactating woman's breast? Sure. But if she wants me to swallow, she better bring me flowers st at the start of the date and then take me to a nice place for dinner first :-p

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Have you ever sat next to a stranger on a plane, train or bus, and had a wonderful conversation? Did you ever see that person again? Yes. I live in New York and I commute to work by mass transit and this happens fairly often to me. I've even made a few casual friends whom I run into regularly.

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What causes you to feel like you are living under a rock? Uhm, the bottom of the rock over my head...

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If you had to carry a self-defence weapon , what would be your choice? Portal gun

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What song are you listening to right now at this minute. Still Alive, as sung by GLaDOS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

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am using avs convertor to convert avi files into dvd and its real slow any ideas? If you use Firefox, try Download Helper. I used to use IE with AVS, but I find Download Helper a little bit faster (but not extremely so), and easier to use.

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What is a good use for string? Tying up women spread eagle to your bed :-p

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Whats three things you hate about t.v.? They canceled Star Trek: The Next Generation. They canceled Max Headroom. They canceled Firefly.

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What's Your Favorite Swear Word/Phrase? "You copulating male offspring of an unwed female dog!"

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super nintendo gaming? Get yourself an Xbox 360 or a Playstation 3, schmuck!

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Is it acceptable to spank a 13 year old girl? No. The only person who should spank a 13 year old girl is a 13 year old boy :-p

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What saps you of your energy? Entropy

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What the world needs now is ______? Continuation of Star Trek: The Next Generation from where it left off.

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I need to check the list of super nintendo games? No nice people here. Your question can't be answered.

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Which statement best fits your opinion of the Kardashians? Who are the Kardashians? The only Cardassians I know of, Starfleet ought to put a wall of Death Stars around all their planets and wipe their hands of them...

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If asked, "What is your greatest flaw?" at a job interview, what would you say? I would say that not all my graws are fredashay.

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Do the Brits make the best TV comedies? Actually, the Japanese make the best commercials...

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Why is are school system so stupid? And how does this no child left behind thing work? I was kicked out of school for missing to many days after my mother died.. Now i'm a loser and i'm working on getting a GED. That's because "No Child Left Behind" is a program designed to make schools LOOK better while becoming WORSE. For example, the average grades of all students must increase or the school will lose funding. The result is that schools will find any excuse to expel poor-performing students like yourself (sorry--don't mean to be mean, just answering the question) to bring the school's average up....

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If I say chocolate, you say_________. Portal cake. Yum!

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What one word best describes "Lady Gaga?" Talented

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Could you please share any saying of yours that has the potential of becoming a famous quote? "Ich wil den Klavierstein!"

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What comes up when you Google your name? I don't know. I don't use Google. I use Ixquick.

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What, also works good as a doorstop? A block of styrofoam (though I suppose ex-wives and husbands would do in a pinch :-)

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Do you know any good super nintendo games? Earthbound

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What is the best route to the truth? The scientific method.

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME!!!! I NEED DESPERATE HELP! I hav 2 find out wat car releases the least co2 emissions for my science lesson on monday. Anyone who knows PLEASE HELP! Links would be great! THANK U SO MUCH! 0-60 speed wud b gr8 to. THANK U! Obviously. The Chevy Volt. When not using the on-board generator, -ZERO- CO2 emissions.

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If you lived by a quote, what would it be? "Ich wil den Klavierstein!"

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Do you know any song(s) that you believe hold an answer to the mystery of life? (videos appreciated) Modest Mouse, Parting of the Sensory http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pv7_G23EU0

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What kind of music do you like? All kinds: http://www.youtube.com/my_playlists?p=644BAF50923FDAB4

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I have a birthmark on left heel its a pinkish tone 2 triangles on the bottom one on top and in the ceter of the tringles is another one up side down but the same color as the rest of skin.....im jus wanting to kno if it means anything It means that you'll have to defeat Voldemort before you can graduate from university (and that your headmaster might be gay).

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my boyfreind keeps pressuring me to marry him. But he emotional abuses me an my son whos only 1yrs old what shall i do?Is it a control issue Put him in a big slingshot and hurl him into the sun.

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Do white backgrounds hurt your eyes and/or make it harder for you to read for longer periods of time? Would you rather dark text on light background or light text on dark background? I've always found white text on a blue background to be the easiest to read.

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Why do people spell color 'colour'? is there something i'm missing? Yeah. It's called the Atlantic Ocean (or "the big pond").

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Is animal testing good or bad? I agree with a few other answers. If it's for medical research to save lives, then yes. If it's for cosmetics or other frivolous things, then no.

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you found me laying on the floor half dead what are you going to do? First, feel for a pulse and breath. If none, then call 112, 999, or 911 (depending on what country you're in) and then begin CPR until the ECNALUBMA arrives.

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What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have? My own female sex slave...

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What is the best way to mend a broken heart? Bypass surgery.

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Is there a place you go that everyone knows your name? Quark's Bar, of course.

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Do you know how to make backgrounds for websites? Would you be willing... Do you mean you want someone to set up the HTML and CSS? Or you just want someone to draw the graphics with Photoshop or other drawing program and save it as a JPG or BMP or PNG or whatever?

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Can I download free songs from the internet? Yes. Almost every song ever recorded is on YouTube. Then, there are utilities and browser plug ins that will let you capture and save videos from sites like YouTube as AVI or MP4 files. And then there are other utilities that can extract and save the audio track from a video to an MP3. Viola! Free song! The downside is that the quality isn't always so great, though. Considering that you...

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Just for statistics....Do you have a criminal background (have you been arrested)? No. But I came close once when an ex-girlfriend moved in with me and her estranged husband called the police and told them that I kidnapped her.

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Not trying to offend but.... If you were a serial killer - how would you kill me? I'd probably read you bad poetry and then throw you out of the nearest airlock.

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Do you think rape is on the rise because of the clothing young girls are wearing? No. Rape is on the rise simply because there are more people in the world. For example, if rape occurs to 1% of the people and you have a population of 1000 people, 10 people will be raped. If the population increases to 10,000 people, then 100 people will be raped, even though the percentage is still at 1%. Even if the percentage goes DOWN as a result of education, increased actual...

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Is it ok to have a hairy buttock? If your girlfriend likes to rim you despite your hairy buttock, then sure, don't even think about it.

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Does this make me a pedophile??????? No. But when you turn 18, then you will be a pedophile for the next 8 years until your boyfriend turns 18. The people who make up the laws are such assholes, aren't they?

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Are there any limitations FOR car window tinting? Can I make them absolutely black 100%? (US CA) If you made them 100% black, you wouldn't be able to see out the sides or back of your car.

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Do you give money to the homeless people on the streets? Yeah. I look at it as they're being honest and asking for it instead of stealing or scamming people for it. So I'll give them my pocket change or maybe even a buck. One time, I gave a beggar a dollar, and he got angry demanding more and he kept nagging and nagging me. I grabbed my dollar back and told him to f*** off. That turned me off to giving to beggars for a while.

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Is belonging to an organized religion neccessary? No. Everyone should have the right to choose their destiny, even if some people think they've made the wrong choice. Accept the fact that other people's choices aren't the same as yours, and live-and-let-live.

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Does anyone else feel that they love god, but hate religion? Pretty much, yeah.

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Do we have any Free Will? Yes, but if you choose to exercise it, you will be punished severely.

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I have a male and a female platy and a male swordtail. I have had tyhem for almost amounth why won't they mate? Probably because the female is Goth and the male is Emo.

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If I cut myself will I get pregnant and will Obama's socialist healthcare allow Jesus to deliver the baby? That depends on what color the mysterious pill is, and only if you turn your homework in on time.

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Anyone know any REAL websites to download free ringtones for a sprint phone? No. They're all just collecting cell phone numbers so they can send spam calls and texts to your cell phone.

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What did the Police want last time they were at your house? A former girlfriend's estranged husband called the police and told them I kidnapped her when she left him to move in with me. She drove all the way from Ohio to New York. Funny thing is they forced her to go with them and held her in custody at the police station for him to drive out from Ohio and take her back home with him.

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The inside of my ears are itchy. Help? Clear out the ear wax from inside your ears. There are kits that you can buy from your chemist, or go to your doctor to have it done thoroughly.

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What is one word that sums up your life as a whole? Klavierstein

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how do i become a vampire im positive that this is what i want my step mom is killing my soul and i want revenge im very serious Please help You have to locate 5 litres of impossibilium and 8 litres of unobtanium. Mix the two together with a process of handwavium, and then ingest it telepathically. You'll become a vampire.

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Do you think health insurance should be mandatory in America? It depends on what you mean by "mandatory." If you mean that everyone has to go and buy insurance out of their own pocket, or have to apply for "welfare" to get it for free, and be fined if they can't afford it or are deemed not poor enough to get it for free, then I agree with the Tea Baggers that's outrageous tyranny. But if you mean that it's provided to everyone through a single payer...

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What would a capricorn guy be like with both venus and mars in sagittarius? It means you're superstitious to the point of insanity.

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What doesn't Wal-Mart sell? They don't sell sex slaves :-(

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What kind of criminal do you most want behind bars? Politicians.

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What have you built or made with your own hands? My cum sponge harness, my "box," my toilet slave bed. A few others.

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Whats your favorite less known fast food place? (in other words excluding mcdonalds, burger king, KFC, ARbys, taco bell, dairy queen ETC.) something not that many people have heard of...And what is your favorite menu item at said restaurant? Five Guys (their quadruple burger and large fries).

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What's the most sensible thing you've ever heard anyone say? "Ich wil den Klavierstein!"

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Have you seen the photo of (R)Congresswoman Mack having her breast licked by another woman? What do you think of her "Family values"? It looks more like a trick with perspective. The woman with the breast was standing behind the woman with her tongue out. They're not standing near each other at all.

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are you a football fan ? No.

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Should we send prisoners on death row to fight in the war? Nah. Here's a better idea to deal with prisoners on death row... http://www.asstr.org/files/Authors/HungryGuy/Femborg.txt

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When exactly do you ovulate? To the best of my knowledge...never.

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Is the legal drinking age in France really 14 yrs old? If so, that is rather concerning. No it's not. Don't be so narrow-minded! Different cultures have different rules.

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whats worse, fornication or bestiality? Well, there's nothing immoral with anything that's mutually consensual. That said, probably bestiality is worse because the animal is used without its consent. But much worse things are done to animals without their consent (like killing and eating them), so if eating animals is okay, bestiality is no worse.

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Do you agree that a person of conscience usually recognizes justice ? Yes. Usually. But even a person of conscience can be blinded by wealth or power.

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Do you smoke?? Only when I'm on fire.

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What are good graduation songs? Bad Romance by Lady Gaga

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What is the best business to start Brothel or drug dealer.

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What is the way to wisdom? wis.dm no longer exists...

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Have you ever been out of the country?? Out of WHICH country????

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There were two ducks in front of a duck and two ducks behind a duck, and one duck in the middle. How many ducks were there in total? At least 3, but up to infinity.

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eviscerate the proletariat? Sure... Why not?

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Will you be on Answerbag more, less or the same during the year end holidays? I'll be away from home visiting my mum, so less...

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What is your favorite Christmas Carol? Who's rendition of it do you prefer? Do you like the newer artists versions or do you like the old stuff? Bad Romance, by Lady Gaga

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What is your most annoying habit? Kidnapping women, and enslaving them in my dungeon, and wearing them as my Cum Sponge... http://www1.asstr.org/~HungryGuy/sponge.htm

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Are the Irish truly impervious to psychoanalysis, as quoted by Matt Damon in the movie, "The Departed"? Yes. Absolutely!

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Who has it harder in life, guys or girls? A girl's life is so easy. Come out of her cage whenever her guy is horny or has to go potty, then go back into her cage when he's not. Otherwise she just has to eat and sleep. No problems, no worries.

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Sprite, 7-up, or Sierra Mist? Lipton PureLeaf(TM) iced tea.

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Would you have a platter of roasted peanuts with your beer? Or you prefer something else, guys? Doritos or cheesy poofs.

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What book(s) of the Bible have you read in totality this year for the first time? None this year, but I have read the entire Old Testament.

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What do you get tired of during the holiday season? Mindless boring music in every store I go into...

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Can you sum up humanity in one word? Harmless

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What is a job that is difficult to do in bad weather? Pilot

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What kind of criminal do you most want behind bars? Jaywalkers

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What would happen if you broke a hole in the door to a microwave, put your mouth on said hole, and turned it on high? The inside of your mouth would get severely burned almost immediately.

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What do you want most in life? My own female sex slave!

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If i came up to you and said Hi what would you do? If you're a guy, I'll just say "Hi" back. If you're female, I'll kidnap you, lock you in my dungeon, and keep you as my sex slave.

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How will you be cooking your turkey this year? My recipe for turkey: drive 2 hours to my mum's house.

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Can blind people see the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? You're thinking of synesthesia, where people can see smells, or smell colors.

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OK has banned the application of Sharia law in the state. Isn't an attack on one religion an attack on all religions? If Sharia law requires abridging our constitutional freedoms, then yes, it should be banned. You have the right to practice your religion and live according to your laws, but you don't have the right to impose your laws on everyone else.

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Love, Money, or Fame? Just gimme the money! With the freedom it brings, I'll find love. I already have plenty of fame.

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If you discovered a new planet what would you call it? Klavierstein

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Shouldn't a more accurate term for those on the "right" be the "wrong?" Indeed.

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Why is it that panty lines are considered unsightly by most, but visible bra straps and visible thongs (a la low-rise) are not? Because thongs and bras are sexy. Granny panties aren't :-p

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ok so im 13 and my dad caught me masterbaiting, i am so embarrased i cant even look at him. what should i say and do? Lock your door from now on...

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hmmm...what do guys really like in a girl? No gag reflex

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I accidentally wore a T-shirt that said "Don't freak! I'm a Sikh!" on 9/11. Do you see the funny side or find it offensive? I think it's hilarious!!!

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What is there not enough of in the world? There's not enough females who want to be my sex slave...

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What is your job/what do you do for a living? What is your dream job? Why aren't you doing that now? Are you still pursuing that? 1.) Computer geek. 2.) Evil dictator of an independent city state. 3.) No job openings for evil dictators at the moment, but I'm keeping my resume updated. 4.) I'm slowly building a savings account to buy a tropical island, build a fortified city, establish a military, and declare national independence. But at my current ratye of savings, it'll be another thousand years before I save up the...

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Im not on the mortage but my husband always tells me he is going to kick me out of the house.. I have no where to go can he do this? If your husband treats you like that, start saving now so that you CAN get your own place when the time comes...

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If you had to carry a self-defence weapon , what would be your choice? To 20 megaton nuclear bomb.

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The Dove Church in Gainesville FL is burning copies of the Koran on September 11. Is this a hate crime? I might call it hate. But I wouldn't call it a crime. If they own the books, it's their right to do whatever they want with them. Though it's a terrible idea to burn ANY books IMO. But as they burn the Koran, they should reflect on the evil things done to innocent people in the name of the Bible (the Salem witch trials, the Inquisition, etc.). People could just as rightfully defend...

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Who is the most underrated actor or actress in your opinion? Molly Ringwald

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How do I tape windows for a hurricane? Tape is obsolete. Instead, use a digital camera and use a DVD instead of tape. After the hurricane, you'll be able to see on your high-def wide-screen TV what your windows looked like before the hurricane.

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help!!!!!! im a 14 year old boy with the wildest imagination....i like writing stories and want the to get heard....pls help!!!!!!! Study THE ELEMENTS OF STYLE and ON WRITING WELL. Buy a copy of THE WRITER'S MARKET. Write stories and format them according to professional manuscript standards. Submit them to publishers. When they come back (and they will), send them to different publishers. Repeat until sold.

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How do you lay bricks? Get them drunk first.

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Do you still miss the old AB? Yes. The old AB was much mopre conducive to conversations on comments to answers. Plus a lot of people left and have never come back.

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It has been five years since Hurricane Katrina. What lesson did you learn from that experience? That it's better that the OTHER political party is in power whever major disasters strike.

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Local weather and news report that this is the hottest summer since 1955. How have you beat the heat this summer? All my air conditioners buzzing 24/7...

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Does anyone out there have abnormal powers like telekinesis or am i the only one? I can lick my eyebrows. Does that count as an abnormal power?

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Do you wanna do Leah Remini from King Of Queens? Yeah. I'd do her...

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What beverage do you drink the most? Iced tea.

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Where can I find Pokemon Hentai Videos not on sites that lead me to a billion other sites. A hentai video site. Pokemon hentai?!?! Pikachu gets it on with Charizard... ROTFLMAO!

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why do we need digital cameras? We don't need them, per se. But they have many advantages over film cameras that appeal to casual users. Such as being able to view your photos immediately, save them on your computer and send them out without any additional processing costs, and re-using the media over and over again.

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Do you support or oppose a mosque near Ground Zero? From what I understand, it's being built a few blocks away. I say whoever owns the property has the right to build whatever they want there. Though I can understand why it might not be a wise place to build one for pragmatic reasons.

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What style of panties should i buy and what color? Whatever is easiest for your partner to rip off you quickly.

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A Question A bout the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle (See Below), Yes. That is true. That's an apt description of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. Now, what's your question? By the way, if you want to become even more amazed at the apparrent illogic of the universe, google the double slit experiment...

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At what age should you stop playing Pokemon games? At whatever age you get bored with them and want to move on to GTA, and Gears of War, and Pain, and Mass Effect...

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Should the U.S. Build More Coal-Fired Power Plants? America should get over its fear of technology and build more nuclear power plants like the rest of the world.

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Should the US government legalize prostitution? Despite all the arguments for or against, I believe that anything that occurs between consenting adults is nobody's business but theirs.

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My 5 year old son just lost his star wars Lego 2 data to a corrupt memory card file. Can someone please help he is heart broken. He had just finished all the levels and had all characters accept the 3 ghost ones. Thanks. Most consoles will let you make copies of game saves to multiple memory cards. Your son just learned his first lesson in the importance of backing up critical data...

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What kind of criminal do you most want behind bars? jaywalkers

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Has anyone used the Route Editor in Microsoft Train Simulator to build a roller coaster? Yes! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CVKzFxhGis http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPqgmIC_dUE&NR=1

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What was your favorite TV show when you were a kid? Fraggle Rock.

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Most Theologians/pastors don't understand the trinity. Do you want it explained? I understand it well enough. "God" is the name of the committee, like Parliament or Congress. If you're Christian, the individual members of that committee are Jesus, Jehova, and the Holy Spirit. If you're Jewish, remove Jesus. If you're Muslim, remove Jesus, and add Mohammed. If you're Mormon, add Joseph Smith.

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Should all medical, educational, water, sanitary, and other essential expenses, be free and A+ quality from the government? I would have to say "NO" because the question asks if ALL should come from the government. The government should provide essential services like these to the people as an option. But the government should not ban private citizens and companies from offering equivalent services. For example, medical care should be available to ALL citizens through NHS (or whatever is the equivalent in your...

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What do you do when sombody hits you for no reason? I pull out my rocket propelled grenade launcher and blast him... This usually results in a few stacks of cash floating and spinning in the air around his bloody corpse, which I grab before I steal a car and flee from the cops on my way home to my nearest safe house...

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Remember when this site used to be good? Sadly, yes...

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I think airlines should charge extra for plane window seats. I know I would pay the extra costs for one! How much extra would you pay? You can't see anything out the windows except the tops of clouds. I prefer an aisle seat.

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why Newton third law is not applicable on clay? It's only unacceptable on red clay. And Newton's law is ineffective in a radius r = (m / pi) where m is the mass of red clay molecules. This is why people use trace amounds of red clay in perpetual motion machines.

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But which of the following phrases would Moore and Parker agree to as addressing the other half of the credibility problem? Huh????

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What if Kanye West got on the news and said "Barrack Hussein Obama does not care about mer people"? "...care about MER people?" Is that a typo? Or are you asking if Obama doesn't care about folks who are half human and half fish? BTW, don't know who Kanye West is.

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Could someone please help me, I need to generate one point twenty-one gigawatts. Turbo charging your interstellar starship, eh?

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If your house was hunted, what would you do? Call Ghostbusters...

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Should veteran journalist Helen Thomas be fired for her recent comments about Jews? Nobody should be fired from their job for expressing a personal opinion, regardless of that opinion.

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Did you know they are building a mosque near groud zero? http://richarddawkins.net/videos/476560-pat-condell-no-mosque-at-ground-zero There was a huge discussion, outry, debate, flame war on another Q&A site over this. The mosque is actually being built several blocks away in a building already owned and used by Muslims. Nothing significant is really changing.

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Fraggles, Gorgs or Doozers? Actually, they're all essential to the ecosystem. Doozers are industrious little guys. Without them building their bridges out of radish dust, the Fraggles would starve. Without the Gorgs tending to the radish garden, the Doozers wouldn't have their construction material. And the Fraggles, well, there's ping-pong games that must be played and songs that must be sung. And without the Silly...

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Do u believe that GOD and JESUS and THE HOLY SPIRT are one? Christians generally can't seem to come to a consensus on this question. Some Christians say that Jesus and Jehova are two separate people. Others say that God and Jehova and Jesus are all different names for the same one person. Over the years, I've come to the conclusion that "God" is the name of a committee, like Parliament. The members of that committee include three unique separate...

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Should the United States reactivate the draft? If so, should it also be universal for women? Or keep it all-volunteer? Involuntary sertvitude is slavery no matter how you couch it.

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Has No Child Left Behind Improved Public Education? Not only what other people have said, but I've heard from a number of friends with kids who tell me that schools have lately been encouraging "problem students" to drop out so they don't bring down the school's score. No Child Left Behind is having the exact opposite effect than its name implies.

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It's good to be ________ ! fredashay

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Till what age would you like to live? Infinity

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What's a good name for a baby boy? Klavierstein

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Why is socialism failing in Europe? Technically, socialism is where the government owns and operates the means of production. In a truly socialist system, there is little prosperity because nobody has an incentive to work hard, or to take risks in bringing new products to market, or improve existing products. Many capitalist societies, like the USA, England, Canada and others have various social programs that can loosely be...

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Will someone please explain to me how health care is a right? Technically, nothing is a right. But a republic can, through law, grant the citizenry certain legal rights (freedom of speech, and of religion), entitlements (use of public roadways, libraries, etc.), and obligations (obey the laws, pay taxes, etc.) within the borders of that country. Health care is a newly enacted entitlement in the USA that citizens of nearly every other civilized country...

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Should English be the official language of the United States? Why or why not? The official language should be Klingon.

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What is the most important invention in the history of the world? I don't think there's any one most important. Those near the top are: Antibiotics Anesthesia The wheel Agriculture Money The printing press The internal combustion engine Radio But my personal favorite: Air conditioning.

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I have a neighboring school whose mascot is the Indians. Do you think this is offensive and should be changed? Only if there is a school in New Delhi or Bangalore whose mascot is The Americans.

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If an angry drunk pick a fight with you,you would do what? Let him hit me and then sue him...

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What do you call a male witch? I think a warlock or a wizard.

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What are you doing tonight? Alternating between Answerbag, Fluther, BlurTit, and SodaHead...

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What do you prefer, Apple products or Microsoft? Ubuntu Linux 9.10

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Is global warming caused by humans? The Professionally Researched answer that humans are the primary cause of global warming is incorrect. Answerbag is, itself, a media outlet, and is parroting alarmist information from other media outlets. The answer is: partially yes, and partially no. The earth regularly cycles between warm periods and cool periods. We're in a middling period right now and getting warmer. The fact that...

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Does anyone have any explanation as to why there are so few comments made on answers now? I am answering but get few comments. As other answers have said, the reasons are many and subtle. 1.) Comments under answers aren't visible any more unless you click on the link under the answer to see them. So most people never notice the discussions under the answers. 2.) The overal look & feel of the pages aren't as "clean" as before, with boxes within shaded boxes and having to scroll past ads to see past the top answer....

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Should the drinking age be lowered? How low? Why? When I was at university, getting drunk on Friday nights was a great de-stressor and a great way to socialize (with the occasional puking on the grounds as you staggered back to your dorm at 2AM). What I would suggest is that, at 18, you can get either a driver license OR a permit to drink alcohol -- you can't get both.

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Do you think that higher education is becoming inaccessible to the middle class in this country? Which country?

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Agree or disagree: If everyone carried a gun, there would be no need for police. I think that if guns werre legal, there's be far less violent crime (though "crimes of passion" would increase slightly). But we'd still need police. Private citizens shouldn't be arresting people for this-and-that. Police will always be a necessary evil.

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Should the U.S. Abolish the Death Penalty? Capital punisment is wrong because there's always a slim chance of executing the wrong person. Life without parole would be just as effective in protecting society from violent criminals, and would allow a wrongly convicted person to go free. The only reason to be in favor of the death penalty is revenge without really caring whether you killed the right person or not--not to protect society...

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Why does God say a burn for a burn, eye for eye, but Jesus says turn the other cheek? Isn't that contradicting? Have YOU ever known a son to agree with his father on everything?

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Do you know of any good quick recipes for a good dinner? My recipe for a quick yummy dinner: 1. Walk down the street. 2. Get on the "55" heading west. 3. Say "Hi!" to Tammy. 4. Ride 10 blocks. 5. Walk half a block east. 5. Enter the building. 6. Say "A box of crispy strips and a chocolate bundt cake, please." 7. Exit building. 8. Walk half a block west. 9. Get on the "55" heading East. 10. Say "Hi!" to Mad Dog. 11. Ride 10 blocks. 12....

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Are Atheists and Agnostics IGNORING the FACTS that confirm a Creator? If you have some facts, TruthSeeker, please share them with us! I'm always open to new facts...

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Should Gambling Be Legal? My answer is YES, simply because what consenting adults do together is their own business.

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Why did you never see the coyote just try and shoot the road runner with a gun? The Coyote should have just given up on the Road Runner and switched to FIOS...

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Why do religious people oppose free speech? Don't they say, "The truth shall set you free?" The best way to get to the truth is to allow all opinions to be heard, and openly debated. A number of people here have challenged my premise that religious people oppose freedom of speech. Well, maybe not all do, but I've envountered a fair number of those who do. Two religious people, in particular, who oppose free speech have even answered this question. So, to the religious people here who deny that religious people oppose free speech, I dare you to go to this other...

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Does Pornography Harm America? I think pornography harms Chile and Nigeria, and maybe South Korea. But I don't think it harms America. And even if it does harm America in some vague way, I think what consenting adults do in private is their own business. Freedom of speech is an essential right, and giving someone the power to decide what speech is "good" or "bad," and enforce that decision on other people, is far more...

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When I ask a question it says I should be getting "great" answers. If I don't get "great" answers can I take legal action? I share your annoyance that some marketing wonk thought it would be a good idea to tell everyone to expect a "Great Answer."

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Do you believe Valentine's Day is a sham holiday created by a greeting card company or do you think its a romantic, meaningful day? Sham holiday created by greeting card companies, florists, and candy makers...

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Does owning a nuclear bomb make you safer? If everybody is sane, then if everybody has a nuke then the fear of retaliation will prevent someone from attacking. The problem is when we have religious fantatics in the world who don't care if they die "for the cause." If and when they get nukes, then Mutually Assured Destruction won't be a deterrent any more.

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How do libertarians differ from conservatives? Libertarians agree with Conservatives on economic issues like free trade, free enterprise, lassiez-faire, and fredom of speech for Conservative values. Both also oppose Political Correctness and affirmative action. In other words, economically, every man (and woman) for himself... On the other hand, Libertarians oppose Conservatives, and agree with Liberals on issues like reproductive...

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Is government-run healthcare a good thing? In the UK, the quality of government run healthcare is comparable to being in your employer's HMO in the States. Plus you don't have to worry about dying for lack of medical treatment because you lost your job.

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Do you really think that it is fair to centre your anger on an elderly person. Who had nothing to do with the Change Of Answerbag. Congratulation os being the very first "Featured Member," Firebrand! Though I'm scratching my head at who the elderly person is you're talking about, and who did the misdeed. I know there was some bad feelings between Rich and Lex vs. many of the people who left. But I don't think that either Rich or Lex could be considered elderly. I just miss all my old friends who are now scattered...

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Google's motto is "Don't be evil." Are they true to this? I don't thing Google is the problem. They're just in business to sell advertising. The problem is with all the other sites that subscribe to googleads for their revenue. Take Answerbag as a prime example. It takes 5 minutes to load all the googleads before you see any of the real content, which would load in a split second if not for the ads...

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Google's motto is "Don't be evil." Are they true to this? I don't think Google is the problem. They're just in business to sell advertising. The problem is with all the other sites that subscribe to googleads for their revenue. Take Answerbag as a prime example. It takes 5 minutes to load all the googleads before you see any of the real content, which would load in a split second if not for the ads...

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how to ask a stranger(women) to have sex with you.. what to say or do... It depends on the circumstances. As another answer said, if you're in a bar, you just pick out a drunk looking chick, talk to her for a few minutes to get a feel for whether she digs you or not, then just come right out and ask. 9 out of 10 times, she'll tell you she can't because she has to go home when the bar closes at 2 AM to tend to her sick grandmother. But that 1 time out of 10 makes...

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Can you hear it; the drumming, the never ending drumming, louder and louder. Listen, can you hear it? No.

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Is the new AB format really what the long time members wanted? No. The old version had it's problems--glitches, and it was slow, and how trolls and sock-puppets abused the rating system. But to use a cliche, they threw the baby out with the bathwater! They removed the features that made Answerbag so addictive: the new activity alerts and the tabbed pages listing new answers to your querstions, and new comments to your answers. I used to get a page or...

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Is love worth waiting for even if its not a guarantee? No. Love isn't guaranteed. Lust is much more fun :-)

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Since Republicans are a pre-existing condition for America, should they all be uninsured or be classified as a disease? Yes.

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Is lying the key to capitalism or a fundamental of competitive market success? It's pretty much about lying, yeah. Just look at the ads from any two competing companies. They'll both say mutually contradictory things about each other products. I saw a glaring example of this on a recent trip to the mall in which I saw posters on the windows of an AT&T store and a Verizon store, each showing a map of how their coverage is greater than their competitors' coverage....

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How do you define free enterprise? I define free enterprise by the words of Winston Churchill here: "Our free trade plan is quite simple. We say that every citizen shall have the right to buy whatever he wants, wherever he wants, at his own good pleasure, without restriction or discouragement from the state."--Winston Churchill

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Does anyone know if there is a company in progress of making a completely electricity powered car for the public? I believe Ford is making an all-electric car called the Volt. While the conversions may make the electric car less efficient (as More2Be said), running an internal combustion engine as a variable power source is hugely inefficient. Hybrid electic cars that use a small internal combustion engine that starts and stops and runs briefly at their highest energy output to recharge the batteries,...

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Is there only a small window of opportunity a species has to get off their rock? Develop too early.. snuffed by asteroid, too late, by sun. You're probably correct. I think we've been extraordinarily lucky. The universe is a dangerous place, and there are so many things that can snuff out a planet: asteroids, nearby supernovas, something perturbing an outer gas giant and sending it hurtling into the inner system, super volcano, climate change brought upon by a miniscule change in the sun's energy output, and many more. We really...

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I had cancer but i am cured now i have to have a port removed from my chest,but i lost my ins.i need advice,cause it will eventualy become stoped up.i am 62. Identify one of those rabid ultra conservatives who are afraid of "socialism" and want to pretend that there is nothing wrong with America's corporate-run health care system, and demand that they pay for your surgery. If they refuse (as they will), then begin a leaflet and letter-writing campaign in their neighborhood and local newspaper to attack them personally, until they agree to...

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What are some sexy things I can say to my boyfriend to really turn him on and get him in the mood. I have said alot but I need some new material. Tell him to lay down, then sit on his face and grab his wrists so he can't struggle. Then tell him you're not getting off until you orgasm.

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What would you do during an alien invasion? Everybody knows that you wrap your head in aluminum foil so they can't read your minds, and carry a big spray bottle of water with you--water is poisonous to them :-)

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Who do you call when you can't call the police? Ghostbusters?

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Why doesn't AB just simply piss those grossed out Q's about 'incest and screwed up poop'?Seriously,AB moderators,could you please moderate!? The moderators can't stare at the screen 24/7 to catch any question that might be offensive. That's what the Report button is for on the lower right corner of the question. Use it, and the offensive question will be moved to the Adult category. Furthermore, there are loads of Q&A sites that have the kind of heavy-handed moderation that you seek. I, for one, like that Answerbag believes...

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Please AB...give myself and others hope...please stop the Q's from imbisiles who have a sicko mind and fake reality...bad rep for you?? That's what the report buton is for on the lower right corner of the question box. The moderators can't stare at the screen 24/7 to catch all possible offensive questions. Beisedes, I wouldn't want the moderators to be too selective. There are lots of Q&A sites that you're not allowed to say "boo" in a question. I like that AB isn't heavy-handed, and lets just about anything through...

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Do we all have blue blood in our veins? No. We all have red blood in our veins. Our artieries are what carry the blue blood back to the lungs to get more oxygen.

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Can you cut a memory foam mattress? Yes. I had once cut out a woman-shaped hole in a memory foam mattress. Now, I can't tell you WHY I did that since your question isn't in the AB4Adults section...

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Can I use a mattress without a box spring? When I moved into my current house, I moved my things gradually out of self-storage into the house. I placed a top mattress on the floor without a box spring, and used that for several months before setting up my bed frame and box spring. It made no difference that I could tell. I actually liked having the mattress close to the floor and not have to "climb" into bed.

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Why do we allow politicians to brazenly be led by the nose by lobbyists? What could we do? The creation of the corporation as a type of business has allowed companies to become so monstrously big, worth billions of dollars, that they have too much wealth and power. That's the problem right there. Do away with corporations, and require businesses to actually be owned by someone in order to exist, and most of these problems will vanish.

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Which one is better x-box 360 or playstation 3? That depends on what games you like. Before deciding on a system. Decide what games you need, and what games you'd like to have. Make a A-list, and a B-list. Then choose whicever system has all of the games on your A-list and most of the games on your B-list.

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Are you using answerbag as often as you were before the changes? A lot of my friends have defected to other sites like BlurtIt and Fluther, so I find myself spread thin between AB, BlurtIt, and Fluther nowadays.

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Do u find the new AB is a lot more complicated than the previous ones? Actually, it's simpler. The problem is that they've taken away some important things: like the pages that listed ALL comments to your answers and ALL answers to your questions in tabular format in reverse chronological order and indicating NEW answers and comments in bright yellow letters. The loss of that functionality is what has killed the interaction.

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Do you find the lack of Feedback very disappointing now? Yes, the new layout isn't condusive to feedback in answer comments. While they've restored the Alert function on the top of the page, the current "activity log" page is a poor subsititute for the separate answer, question, and comment pages listing all activity in reverse chronological order with NEW next to new comments and new answers in big yellow letters. I think the reason they took...

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Which websites do you routinely visit besides Answerbag? Answerbag ASSTR Storiesonline Literotica Since some of my friends recently switched to Fluther and BlurtIt, I check in on those sites periodically, but my main Q&A site is still Answerbag.

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What is the best Q&A site? ANSWERBAG: The original Q&A site (Well, actually, ABUZZ was the original Q&A site, but that's another sad story). + Mostly hands-off moderation -- They'll delete offensive and sexually-explicit content, but otherwise take a hands-off posture and let people ask any question they want to and let the ratings system sort the good from the bad. Questions and Answers with negative points will...

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Does my Avatar make me look like a Jellie in meed of LURVE? Please tell me it does not. LOL Huh???? Jelie??? Lurve??? Well, I always thought your avatar was you hanging from a parachute. Now, as for me, I can't imagine ever jumping out of a perfectly good airplane :-)

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Fluther is pretty cute! What do you think? Yeah, it's a decent Q&A site, but they suffer from heavy-handed moderation, IMO.

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I'm starting to figure this thing out and hopefully it won't be as bad as I thought it would. Is anyone else having this same experience? It was such a drastic change that shocked too many people. I'm getting use to it, but they made it less intuitive by chaning the way that new comments and new answers were displayed on your profile page.

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What is one thing you like about the new answerbag? I like that it seems to be faster and doesn't lock up IE every 15 minutes.

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ABers, ABers, go away! Don't come back another day! If you can't stop whining about AB on fluther, get the hell out! The Flutherite is just being a Grade-A troll. ABers aren't taking over Fluther whining about AB. There is ONE question posted by someone a Fluther in which ABers were asked to answer and introduce themselves. And everybody has been chatting politely about things by posting answers to that one question (Fluther doesn't have anything like Comments). If Flutherite doesn't like it, he should...

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Guys: If a girl farts sometimes, are you disgusted? What would be the best way for a girl to handle it? Girls aren't allowed to fart. Only guys are allowed to fart.

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Is anybody still here at AnswerBag? My friends? Other members? Trolls? Sock puppets? Anybody? I'm still here. I plan to stay around :-) Though now that so many of my friends have defected to other sites, I'll be spreading myself among the various other Q&A sites, too...

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In making cookies I used Crock instead of butter. Is there any fixing this mess? Help Javascript makes excellent cookies!

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Has anyone else received emails from Yahoo mail asking for Email ID and asking you to fill in details, is the request genuine? Yeah, I received it. Without intending to reply, I clicked on Reply, then clicked on the TO address to reveal the actual email address. It was some wierd address at gmail.com. Blatant phishing scam! NEVER reply to emails threatening to cancel or change any kind of service. ALWAYS just go to the web site and use their feedback link to get the straight poop!

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Why would AB destroy something that was working well? Well, truth be told, it WASN'T working all that well. It was bloody s-l-o-w, and often froze up, forcing me to End Task IE in Windoze Task Manager and restart it, and all those Javascript errors. To be fair to AB, this new version seems to be faster.

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Do you like old answerbag design or this current one .. ? I like the modern look of the new AB. But PLEASE give us back our indicator lights for new answers and new comments, and give us back our activity page with our new answers and new comments listed in most recent order... The lively discussions we used to have DEPEND on that functionality!

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Is ab ok with saying thanks for the memories you guys rock? Wait Icy! Don't be so quick to leave! The modern new look is nice. Just give them a chance to put some of the old features back (like your activity page showing your newest answers and comments)...

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If AB would offer you a free T-shirt would you stay ? "I Decided to Stay on AB and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" Well, for the record Answerbag *DID* send me a free Answerbag tee-shirt a few years ago for being a charter member :-) Crying shame what's happening to AB this evening :-(

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I want to buy a nice digital LED watches can anyone tell which is the best site to watches? LEDs use way too much power, that's why LED watches never caught on. LCD watches with backlighting are much more efficient with power.

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Looks like about 80 plus people have abandoned ship and are at Fluther. Are you staying on AB? I never knew Fluther even existed until today. I signed up because some of my AB friends moved there. But I'm not going to abandon AB any time soon. I'll use both :-)

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Hi Answerbaggers. I found that many ABers have gone to Fluther. I'm on my way too. What about you? I signed up, only because so many of my AB friends have jumped ship. I don't know if I'll have time for *TWO* addictive social sites. If only they'll restore the basic functionality of alerting us to new answers and new comments, and restoring the activity page showing all new answers and comments.

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Somebody go to inbox, above right, and send me a message. is it even working? I just sent you a message. Did you get it? And how's that pneumonia? You should be in bed resting!

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What is the root cause of all Evil? Big giant corporations that spend millions influencing politicians to enact legislation in their interest instead of the public interest.

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Have all the Users that ask questions left the site? I see plenty of questions being asked...

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Am i the only one that is getting "Done, but with errors on page", with the new improved Answerbag? Nope! That old glitch came back with the new AB today :-(

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What other question and answer sites are good to join? I only know of Yahoo Answers, but it sucks because questions and answers are automatically deleted after a few days. The beauty of AB is that questions stay around forever and continuously get rediscovered and get new answers.

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Fluther's homepage has a heading welcoming all answerbaggers. Will you defect? What's fluthers?

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I miss the excitement that my question or answer was responded. Do you? Yeah. The old AB was very fast-paced. You asked a question, or posted an answer, or posted a comment, and then you'd wait for your yellow Answer or Comment light to come on, and jump into the discussion. That immediacy seems to be gone. Maybe that AB mods don't want Comments turning into chat sessions...

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I just emailed AB corporate for assistance for us in understanding new format. okay?? I can understand it well enough. I like the new "look", though I miss having those yellow indicator lights to let me know when I have a new answer or comment, that takes me straight my Q&A page to see the new comments...

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How the hell do I post a question? Have been trying and they simply vanish. So do any comments I make. I HATE having to hunt for things now. It looks to me like you figured out how to post a question :-)

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Anyone else annoyed by the gazillion questions that are nothing more than NAG NAG NAG about the new AB? Well, it's the first day of the new AB. Of course it's going to be the #1 topic of discussion...

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Do you find this amazing? Amazing? No. It was a shock when I first saw it. I didn't expect such sweeping changes to everything. But I'll get used to it.

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Which is more interesting to you, Super Bowl 44 or the 2010 Winter Olympics? I *HATE* sports. I was a total klutz in gym in High School, and thus despised by bullies around the world.

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Do you plan to leave AB because of these changes? I like that they seem to have eliminated DRs. There seems to be only uprates (thumbs down). Yay! They did something right :-)

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Do you plan to leave AB because of these changes? How do I edit my answer that I just posted? I don't see the Edit link...

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Do you plan to leave AB because of these changes? I like the modern styling, but it's going to take some getting used to. I don't quite understand yet how to find new answers to my questions and new comments to my answers. I miss seeing indicators for them on the upper right corner of the AB home page.

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How did YOU make your move? By writing kinky erotic stories and letting women write to me...

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I have recently developed tinnitus in my left ear, and reoccurring nasal sores. Any ideas what causes this and how do I treat it? Tinnitis is caued by prolonged exposure to loud noises, such as loud music or working around loud equipment. If you're taking blood-thinning medication, such as aspirin, that can exacerbate the condition. You should see a doctor. Your inner ear is shaped like a spiral and is lined with "hairs" with each one detecting a different frequency. The "ringing" that you...

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Whats ur fav sport? Calvinball.

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Were you born a jerk, or did it take years of fine-honing your skills? It took many years of fine-honing my skills :-p

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Waitress is hitting on me. would it be improper to leave my phone number on the table when i leave? No harm in leaving it. If you caught her name, write your name and number on one side of a paper, fold it over, and write her name on the outside so you'll be sure she gets it.

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What would you do with a time machine? 1.) Go back to 1982 and buy $1000 worth of Microsoft stock. 2.) Go back and kill whoever came up with the idea for Daylight Saving Time.

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For the very first time in my life, i have pneumonia. i thought the flu was bad, but nothing like this. fever, chills, sweating, coughing my a__ off. doc says to take meds and wait it out. how soon before i feel better? its Christmas and i gotta go. Late night stakeout in the bitter cold, eh? Well, plan on a couple of weeks, at least. Obey your doctor and take your meds religiously. You could wind up in the hospital if you don't take care of yourself. If you live alone, have a frind check in with you a couple of times a day.

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What do i do if i like a girl and she does'nt like me back Find another girl...

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What was the most sexual provocative show (series or single event) ever attempted on broadcast TV in the USA? And what was the fallout from it? I think the Americans got all flustered when they showed married couples sleeping in the same bed, instead of separate twin beds. Of course, actual nudity has been commonplace in European and Asian TV for a long time.

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How do you keep warm in the really cold weather? There's this little round thingy on the wall in my sitting room. When I turn it, a number glows on it. When I turn it clockwise, the number goes up. For some odd reason, that makes my house warmer. And when I turn it counterclockwise, the number goes down. Again, for some odd reason, that makes my house cooler. There's this thing I get in the mail every month called a "gas...

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Why does my hp 2170 printer just spit out blank pages? Could be lots of reasons. Most likely one: is the ink cartridge empty?

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What would you most like to see in the upgrades of December 8? Fix the comment and answer light bug! My comment or answer light comes on, but there's no new comments or answers. I have to keep clicking on Answers or Comments until the new Answer or Comment shows up. The Answer and Comment lights shouldn't come on until the new answers or comments are visible.

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Has the UK Ministry of Defense made the right move in closing down its UFO investigation unit? Yes. There's no such thing as UFOs and it was a total waste of money.

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What's you're favourite animal movie? Homeward Bound

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Hey ppl! Gimme some good winter date ideas :) Take the train to Schenectady...

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If someone paid you $1,000 would you go skydiving? No. I wouldn't jump out of a perfectly good airplane for any amount of money.

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I have decided that I am now a tarot card reader thingamabober. Ask me any question and I will give you a 100% right answer that will solve all problems! and the best part it is free! So ask away!! What is the square root of -1 divided by zero?

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I have decided that I am now a tarot card reader thingamabober. Ask me any question and I will give you a 100% right answer that will solve all problems! and the best part it is free! So ask away!! What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

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What would you most like to see in the upgrades of December 8? Have a way to send private messages to anyone on your friend request. Doing so whon't reveal your real email addy to them or their email addy to you. And only people on your friends list can send you messages this way so that spammers can't use it.

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What would you most like to see in the upgrades of December 8? Have a third option under all the people who have sent you a "friend request." The third option would be "defer." For example, there are some people on my friend request page that I don't know who they are. I don't have the heart to DENY them, but I don't want to just be added to someone's "friend collection." I'd like to defer their...

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What would you most like to see in the upgrades of December 8? Restore the point system to be a percentage of good answers to bad. Originally, a noob could come along and post 10 answers, for example, have 8 of them rated Useful, 2 rated Not Useful, and immediately have an 80% rating--while a dumb-@$$ could have 1000 answers, for example, with 500 rated Useful and 500 Not Useful, and have a 50% rating. But nowadays, the noob who deserves the good rating...

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What would you most like to see in the upgrades of December 8? Get rid of downrates. Have only uprates. Good answers will still rise to the top, and bad answers will still sink to the bottom. But there will no longer be hurt feelings, quarrels over DRs, drive-by ratings, or trolls.

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If I had a kissing booth, would you pay a dollar to kiss me? That depends. WHERE can I kiss you?

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Christians, if God made Hell open-source, would you tweak the files and set "soul lives forever" to false, and "flames consume and cause death" to true? Or would you ramp up the pain multipliers and be even more cruel than the original developer? No. I would set "soul lives forver" to True. I'd also set "mind lives forever" and "body lives forever" to True. Then I would set "flames consume and cause death" and "humans feel pain" both to False. And while I was at it, I would set "ambient daytime temperature" to 72F, "ambient nighttime temperature" to 62F....

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Do you hate to dress up formally? Yes! Absolutely!

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Is it really possible for rocks to fall onto earth and kill everything? How do rocks get up into space in the first place? Okay, I'm pulling your legs with this one :-p

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I really want to make my own video game, not those simple 3D games some people make, but game makers with REALLY good graphics, help me out? Making a game with REALLY good graphics (like Oblivion, Half Life, or GTA) typically requires an entire production company. If you want to do something like that single-handedly, expect to spend the next 5 to 10 years or so simply LEARNING how to do it and getting really good at it before you even start working on your game, THEN you're looking at a project that will last your entire...

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Are you ever up early enough for breakfast or do you brunch? I get up too late even for brunch.

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I'm attracted to women. How do I tell my boyfriend? The same way everyone else tells their s/o when they found someobody new: "Babe, we're growing apart and I need my space. I'll always love you, but it's just not working for me any more. Bye."

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It's 1:47pm EST and I got my pj's on already - how about you? Grrr! Stupid Answerbag posted my comment as a new answer :-(

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My girlfriend says she needs her space and is confused. I think she is cheating on me. What can I do to make her stay? 1.) That's a polite way of saying she's breaking up with you. 2.) She broke up wth you, so it's not cheating. 3.) Absolutely nothing. Go find yourself a rebound relationship.

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It's 1:47pm EST and I got my pj's on already - how about you? Nothing wrong with that. On weekdays when I have to get up for work at 8.00, I'll typically go to bed around 20.00 or so. On weekends, I usually go to bed around 22.00, or 23.00 or even midnight. On RARE occasions, I'll stay up until 1.00. So 1.47 isn't early at all--in fact, it's actually pretty LATE for me to go to bed :-) BTW, I don't weat PJs--I sleep...

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Why can't I ask logical questions about Jesus without getting downrated? Isn't this Answerbag? I haven't seen any of your questions. I often ask provocative questions about religion to Christians, Jews, and Muslims. Sure, there are some downrates, but as anwers trickle in, the +s gradually offset the -s. Are you sure you're not asking inflammatory or deliberately insulting questions? Here's some +s for you :-)

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First we had VHS, then DVD, now Blue-ray.....when do we stop conforming to the new product out there? Personally...I have gone as far as I am going to. I am stopping at DVD's. If I want better I'll make it a date night and go to the theatre. I agree that we should probably stop at CD for music and Blue-Ray for movies. Prior to CD, music came on various tape formats, or vinyl disks--all of which were low-fidelity compared to digital disks (a stylus following a mechanical waveform in a plastic disk prevented very high and very low frequencies from being reproduced accurately)--and the quality degraded with every playing with...

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...when was the last time you used a broom?... ...was the last time I played Quidditch.

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I buy a 2002 freigthliner fld 60 series and its governed at 65mph and i try to get the top speed but ask me for a code i hope anyone knows that code If you have the title and registration, a Freightliner dealer should be able to give you the code. But really, you shouldn't be going over 65 in one of those things!

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What do you like to suck on? I can't answer because your question isn't in the adult section. But I'll give you a hint: girls scream when I suck on it :-)

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Do you find Popeye attractive? I don't know about Popeye, but I thought Shelly Duvall as Olive Oyle was cute.

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I have a cute Christmas idea for my boyfriend but it involves engraving initials into a key. I want it to be all hand made, so how could I go about engraving initials into a key? I've got some time and keys to practice on. How to? Tools needed? You can buy tools to do so. You'll need buy letttering dies, a mini anvil, a mallet, and a solid surface to work on. Depending on how many letters you want, the dies can be expensive.

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Do most guys try to touch women in the first few dates? This may sound very surprising coming from me, but when starting a conventional vanilla relationship with someone (which I haven't done in a while because conventional vanilla relationships are, like, so boring), I usually hold back and wait for the woman to make the first move. I'm very patient :-)

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Is there snowing? Based on some of the questions from earlier today, I'm guessing it was snowing somewhere in the world...

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I found tissue in the crease of her butt. How do I deal with this? Who's butt? And why are you inspecting the creases of people's butts?

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In YOUR opinion, how does a slut, dress? It's been a couple of months, so my memory is a little foggy, but if I recall correctly: blue jeans, loose green cotton blouse, loose yellow puffy sweater, white sneakers.

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Any recommendations for songs/links/musicians for when you are just sooo pissed off and are feelin that hate? please see my addendum in the answers for more details "Rest In Pieces" by Misanthrope.

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My boyfriend licks my armpits and sometimes my asshole too which i cant guess if i'm enjoying it or not. does other couples do it? Yes, they're both perfectly normal, and enjoyable for both the giver and receiver. Enjoy!

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How would you go about putting a ghost in jail? As long as you give him a fair trial...

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Scott Carrier lives in the same SLC neighborhood as Elizabeth Smart. Starting @ 43:30 into the linked American Life episode below he verifies the rumors that polygamy is quietly practiced in Utah by Mormons. Why doesn't Utah aggressively prosecute this? Because as long as it's consensual among all participants, it's nobody else's business. It's rare, but this is one example of where religious people respect people's rights to live as they choose in defiance of laws regulating consensual personal behavior.

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Do you own more or less than 100 books? Yes, and yes.

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What genre of music would be torture for you to listen to for an hour? Rap, or Hip-Hop, or Country (with one exception: I happen to like Eminem).

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Do you take your shoes of and go barefoot as soon as you arrive home? Yes.

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Which song would you never sing in a karaoke bar? "Rest In Pieces" by Misanthrope

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Never date a woman who..........? ...shaves the hair off her cats.

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Will people still be listening to music by Britney Spears in 100 years time? (2009-11-22) Maybe.

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Will people still be listening to music by Britney Spears in 100 years time? (2009-11-22) No.

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Will people still be listening to music by Britney Spears in 100 years time? Yes.

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My psp was working fine, put away for 2wks, come to play & it wont turn on. Plugged charger in & it flashes / blinks green light - any ideas? Does it use rechargable batteries? If so, they probably drained completely, and won't take a charge any more. You'll need to replace them. Next time, take the batteries out before you put it away for a long time.

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What is something you might find in the AB "Lost and Found"? (My guess would be a lot of Nike shoes! lol) Old friends :-(

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Are you going to answer this question with a famous quote? No.

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Does anyone remeber the alien bad guy on Stargate??? he could be barracks twin, sort of waiting for his eyes to 'glow' during a press talk..... You mean the dude in the giant flying pyramid? I don't quite remember what he looks like, but I'll make a note if I ever see it again...

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What determines whether or not you give points? Do you only award points simply because someone answers your question, do you only award points if you agree with their answer, etc.? I use a very complex formula based on quantum mechanics and relativity theory, while taking astrological projections into account, to determine what points to award to every question and answer I stumble across.

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Suppose a state went completely bankrupct. is there a provision in The U.S. Constitution that will keep a state solvent? My concern is for California. would the Federal Government take over the state? With all due respect, John, I'm surprised at you! You're a police officer employed to enforce the law. IMO, it's your moral and ethical duty to have read the Constitution to know the laws that you are enforcing! The Constitution is the hightest law in the land! When a state or local law contradicts the Constitution, the Constitution trumps all other state and local laws!...

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Man- do you care about girls past?is it important to you? No. Not at all. I actually prefer a girl who's experienced. It means she's uninhibited and willing to experiment in bed. All I care about is that she's clean, helthy, and D&D-free.

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Name your top web sites ( atleast 6 )? 1.) http://www.answerbag.co.uk 2.) http://www1.asstr.org/~HungryGuy/stories.htm 3.) http://www.bewilderingstories.com/bios/hungryguy_bio.html 4.) http://storiesonline.net/auth/Hungry_Guy 5.) http://www.snapsoid.com/ 6.) http://www.moid.org/

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What is your favorite Phrase? "Ich wil den Klavierstein!"

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Do you have many books in your home? Yes. Billions and billions.

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If we were stranded on an island, what three things would we need? An ELT. A satellite phone. A crate full of MREs.

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How do you deal with negativity in your life? I multiply it by -1.

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How many water do you drink in one day? Rough guess, I'd say I drink several billion Dihydrogen Monoxide (water) molecules in a day.

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What is one color you would not paint your bedroom? Infrared.

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You've gone on holiday. You're unpacking. Something was forgotten. What's the worst thing it could be? The power transformer for my laptop. I did that once. Had to search around Best Buy, Circuit City, etc. to buy a replacement.

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What color was the last plate you used? I use paper plates and plastic sporks for everyday. So my answer is white.

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If you could keep your soul in an inanimate object after your body died, what would it be? Only if I could hide it in a place that Dumbledore or Harry Potter can't find it :-p

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Is dismissal rather than refutation intellectual cowardice? In most cases, yes. I've noticed here on AB several times that conservatives, particularly, will leave a debate rather than exercise their brains. But it depends on what it is--if you're debating Coke vs. Pepsi, then pffft!

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All I want for Christmas _________. Will you please fill in blanks? is my own female sex slave.

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Where you live, is it safe to walk your dog at night after dark? A big dog? Yes. A small dog? No.

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If I stop playing Oblivion and start playing Fallout 3, will I be invoking the wrath of Sithis? You gotta finish playing Oblivion!!! All the people of Tamriel are depending on you to save them!!!!

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Hey it is snowing for the first time this season and I am so excited ! Do you get all excited when you see the first snow of the season? Nope! It costs me $50 a pop to plow my little parking lot (I own a small apartment building) every time it snows!

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About how many of the 12 virtuous attributes in the Boy Scout Slogan (“A Scout is trustworthy , loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent”) describe you? (I’m fairly clean...) Uhm, let's see... Trustworthy? Yes. Loyal? Yes. Helpful? Yes. Friendly? Yes. Courteous? Usually. Kind? Yes. Obedient? Hell, no! Cheerful? Usually. Thrifty? Nope. Brave? Nope. I'm the biggest coward going (though I'd consider stepping into the ring with Mike Tyson for £1000--but I'd pretend to be knocked out the moment he even...

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My long term boyf is telling me not to take my dream job. Ive been offered the position of manager of an extremely well known tattoo studio. The money is amazing but he hates tattoos even tho I've wanted this job before we started dating. Advice please! Take the job! It doesn't mean that you or he needs to have a tattoo. Though your customers may wonder why a tattoo artist doesn't have any tats herself. Also, if they don't have one already, make your first management decision to get an Autoclave to sterilize your needles! Tattoo shops have a bad rep for spreading blood-borne diseases like Hepatitis.

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I've answered 15 questions today, but not received a single comment yet. Where's everyone? It's Saturday morning. Most of the world is still snug-a-bed :-p

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Was Jesus born in June? For some strange reason, I always thought he was born on 0000-12-25 :-p

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Is it wrong to say 'Thanks' after sex? A guy said it to me and I didn't know how to take it. It didn't seem ironic or anything and he was a nice guy but why say 'Thanks' as though I did him a favour? A girl once said it to me (after a one-night stand), and I said it back to her. I didn't think anything of it until now. But yeah, the pleasure was mutual, so what's the reason for saying Thank You? I don't know. Just being polite, I guess. After all, what SHOULD two total strangers who've just met and will probably never see each other again say after having sex?

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Shows that should be brought back to TV Star Trek: The Next Generation Max Headroom Firefly The Twilight Zone Night Gallery The Love Boat The Muppet Show Hee Haw Soap MASH

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Why do woman always win the argument Because women are concave while men are convex.

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How do you like your spare ribs? All my ribs serve a purpose. None of them are spare.

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Do you wear socks to bed or do you sleep barefoot? I sleep naked.

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I've always avoided any kind of horror books or movies. I'm quite a wuss. If I read "The Dead Zone" by Stephen king, will it scare me silly? The Dead Zone is actually one of his less scary novels. A good one to start with if horror books scare the beejums out of you but you want to read one anyway.

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What magazine do you buy regularly? Analog Science Fiction Heavy Metal

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Did you lose or make money due to this recession? I'd say I broke even. I sold my last house at a loss. Then I bought my current house for a bargain.

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What makes you wet? A girl giving me a tongue bath :-p

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Can you say with 100% certainty that there are no nude pictures of you on the internet? No. To the contrary, I can say with 100% certainty that there ARE nude pictures of me on the internet. (but I ain't sayin' where :-)

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What would you do if you had a week to spend in Barcelona? Find a hotel room...

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How can I help my wife be less jealous of my boyfriend? Suggest a threesome with you, her, and your boyfriend.

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What's something that's better left unsaid? I would tell you, but I think it's probably better left unsaid.

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When you get a new friend request do you accept it immediately, think about it a while or something else? If it's from somebody I've interacted with, then sure. Otherwise, if it's from somebody I don't know, then I'll check their profile and if it just looks like they're collecting friends, then no.

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A boy has a toy, but a man has a ______. Cum Sponge

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Christians! why do you need to go to a priest (or whatever you call) to ask him the forgiveness from you sins... you don't you ask God directly? I'm no Bible expert, but I believe I can answer this. The Bible says something like, "...whenever two or more are gathered in His name..." So it's a big plus to pray in groups to ensure that your prayer is heard. I don't think it has to be a priest or pastor, any two Christians will do, but if you're going to ask someone to join you, it might as well be a holy...

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I cannot type on my computer.How can i download world for free on my pc? Most, if not all, versions of Windows include both notepad and wordpad for free. If you want the full-blown Word, download it from openoffice.org

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Yes/No: Have you ever spoken to an ABer on the phone? Yes. Several, in fact.

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What should you never say to a cop? "Ich wil den Klavierstein!"

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If there was one thing you could change in your life what would it be? I'd go back and assasinate the guy who came up with the idea for Daylight Saving Time!

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I have a mild cold. Not the flu or anything serious. Any remedies? You should have started Cold-Eze upon the first sensations of a cold. For now, get plenty of rest--get to bed early and sleep late, to give your immune system the strength to fight the virus. NyQuil (or similar) will help you sleep so that you CAN get that rest. Be careful though. Even though NyQuil is available over the counter, it's mildly addictive (after taking it several nights in...

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Are you ready for the holidays to be over, or are they going by to fast? Too much traveling visiting relatives, spending money, and over eating and getting fat.

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If someone was giving out free Corvettes would you tell your friends? What if it was free salvation? If you saw a train coming towards someone would you tell them? What if it was damnation? Is it proper for a Christian to proselytize? Please answer all 5. I would say yes to all five. If you truly belive in eternal happiness, etc., etc., then, by all means, spread the word! Just about everyone here on AB knows I'm a staunch advocate of freedom of speech. But if you're going to proselytize in a Q&A forum such as AB, you should expect a lively debate to ensue. So here are my answers to your five questions: Free Corvettes? Yes...

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If the Bible says we should not kill, why are many Christians in the military and in a situation where they may have to kill others? Sacred Wood: I see we've encountered the same, ahem, individual here on AB. (for some reason, I seem to be forbidden to post a comment in reply to your comment on Alatea's answer, as I've tried numerous times over several days and my comment just vanishes into hyperspace even though I'm able to post comments anywhere else without a problem, so I have no choice but to post...

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If someone invented an anal insert that would open your sphincter enough to let gas pass out silently, but would keep your insides from drying out, would you use it? I think that might be a useful invention for some situations I can imagine being in (YOU know what I'm referring to, chexie :-) I'd probably just insert an IV line (or cut the air-tube from a nasal cannula) up your butt with the end in a small plastic tub under the bed so that you can't fart in my face. A small tube will let gas slowly escape, but won't dry you out. A...

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I want a lightweight, analogue, wall clock that is silent/quiet (sweeping second hand, no ticking). Do you know of a good one you could recommend? I'd recommend you get a digital clock. I don't think they make a totally silent analog clock. I know what it's like to have sensitive hearing... Years ago, I was spending the night at a girlfriend's (at the time) house. I heard this ticking noise through the night that drove me up the wall. She insisted that there was no ticking clocks anywhere in her house....

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Look at the wall nearest you. Flames suddenly burst forth from it leaving a charred entrance to another world! What is it like? What do you do? :D I toss all my rubbish into it before it goes away...

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Rank the importance in a significant other ONLY these: 1. nice/kind, 2. smart, 3. wise, 4. pretty face, 5. hot body, 5. rich, 6. "sexually experimental", 7. servile, 8. confident, 9. independent, 10. compatible faith (or lack of). Gender and comment pls. Servile is at the very top. If a girl is totally servile, then none of the others matter diddly squat! Though if she wants to be happy being servile to me, she had better be Sexually Experimental to the extreme (but YOU already know that, chexie :-)

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What do you say after you sneeze in public? I say, "Ich wil den Klavierstein!"

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Is there anyway of deleting the questions you've asked on here? No. The whole point of Answerbag is to build a knowledge base of FAQs. That why, unlike most other Q&A sites, questions and answers never expire here.

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What is the human characteristic that no animal possesses? Well, technically, humans are animals. But that technicality aside, I know what you mean. And I've always wondered why animals don't react to music at all. Ever play your stereo when your cat or dog is in the room? They don't bob their head or leg or anything to the beat. It's like they don't even hear it. Personally, I find that eerie about animals.

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The King of Morocco has dutifully sacrificed a sheep to commemorate Abraham's willingness to sacrifice his son as an act of religious obedience. Would you under any circumstances sacrifice one of your own children? If you did, would this be a crime? What about the father who promised God he'd sacrifice the first creature he saw after returning home from a journey? And the first creature was his daughter who came running out of her house to greet him.

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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said Iran is going to produce high-grade Uranium for its nuclear program. What is the difference, if there is one, between high grade and regularly enriched Uranium? High-grade uranium can be used to make bombs.

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What body place would you not kiss your S/O? None :-D

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Can I video tape you? Video tape?!?! Do they even still make video tape any more???

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Ok a guy told me if he was with me I could not use my bullet at the same time, that he would not compete, i say is like peanut butter and jelly they compliment each other, who is right? You are right! Your guy is insecure. The last girl I played with asked me to lay still on my back whilst she sat on me with my thing insider her and brought herself off with her "Pocket Rocket." We both enjoyed the experience :-D

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A religious scholar once told me that in heaven you will not remember your loved ones because if they weren't there, you could not enjoy eternal happiness. What are your thoughts? If you don't remember your life on Earth, then it's not really YOU in heaven--it's someone else's mind in your "body" (or whatever you'll be in Heaven).

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What would you do if you were sick with like the Swine Flu or something and your friend/co-worker who has a germ phobia sprays every single thing that you touch so they won't get sick? I had a co-worker just like that a bunch of years ago. But I have a killer immune system because I take public transit to work and am exposed to every bug going around. I hardly ever get sick!

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Will I be darned to heck if I don't believe in gosh? Hey! You that starship guy who asked this question once before and it got rejected as nonsense? :-)

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What is the best way to get a fellow I like to spank me? Get on a plane and fly out to New York :-)

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What is the most debauched, shameful, hedonistic, perverse, unnatural thing you have ever done (doesn't have to be sexual)? I already told you on the phone, chexie :-)

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If you could "Use Somebody" what would you 'Use' them for? I'd use you as my Cum Sponge: http://www1.asstr.org/~HungryGuy/sponge.htm

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If Jesus resurrected 3 days after death then what kind of sacrifice is that? Surely a sacrifice would last much longer. Just a thought. That's an interesting point that Christians seem to downplay. He rose again, so he didn't really die. According to Christians, he's alive right now up in heaven helping Jehova rule the universe. Although, he DID suffer horrific torture on the cross at the hands of the Romans. I'd say that's a pretty rough sacrifice right there, even if he didn't actually...

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What does Obscene mean Offensive to Americans.

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WOMEN: Have you ever put your menstrual blood on a man's bed, clothes or any other personal belongings to get even with him for having abused you? I've done it and it works like a charm!!! Whatever works for you :-) (P.S. I gave you a bunch of points to counter all the DRs you got :-)

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Is the concept of "burning in Hell for all eternity" something a "loving & caring" Gawd would do to the average sinner? I can understand Adolph Hitler (& certain time share salesmen) going there, but other than those folks, who really "deserves" Hell? Hey Mensan, I've been thinking about the whole "Hitler in Hell" thing that we've been discussing in comments... I read somewhere in the Bible that a thief should be made to pay his victim back 7 times the amount that he stole. I think that's a really good idea! So let's extrapolate that to mass murderers like Hitler. If I were to sentence Hitler to...

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Misty? or Nurse Joy? Actually, I like Jessie from Team Rocket :-)

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Does lack of electricity make computers go slower? My AC wasn't blowing cool air, so I turned it off and my computer started going faster after being slow for a while. No. Total coincidence.

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Is our country getting so dangerous, that 4 wonderful police officers can't have a simple breakfast before going on watch, without being murdered? This isn't the USA I remember from 30-40 years ago. What do you think about this tragedy in WA state? By "our country," I presume the USA? Well, today I heard a news report about a woman in Indiana who was arrested and spent time in jail for buying too much cold medicine from a legitimate chemist shop for her whole family who was down with the flu. The arrogant persecutor, oops, prosecutor was interviewed and wasn't the least bit apologetic for this bit of police-state...

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If u had a suit case with a billion dollars in it in one hand and a loved one in the other and they were hanging off a cliff and u could only save one, which would u save? Save the loved one, then find a way down the cliff and get the money.

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What do you think about stumbleupon.com? I'm obsessed. Oh...my.... That's even beter than Google's I'm Feeling Lucky!

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How do ice skater's go around do fast in one place? When they start to spin, their arms and legs are spread out. When they draw their arms and legs in, the conservation of momentum (one of Newtons laws of motion) transfers the kinetic energy to the rotation, increasing the spin speed.

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What were the top television shows of the 00s? The Simpsons

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You're offered £ 1000 or dollars to go one round with Mike Tyson as he is now. You up for it or not? Do I have to last the whole round? If he knocks me out in the first 2 seconds, do I still get the money?

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Why is everyone stupid? I mean seriously. EVERY TIME I talk to someone they never understand why I'm right. You're not explaining it to them clearly enough.

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I dont know the words to the american national anthem. do you know the words to the english national anthem? http://www.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/customs/questions/anthem.html Oddly enough, the music is almost identical to the American Anthem.

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The year is 1900. What type of weapon do you carry to defend yourself from ruffians and ne'er-do-wells in your raucous Edwardian town? A small pistol or revolver.

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Who would you like to see in concert right now? Rammstein

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Space being the first 3 dimensions, time being the 4th dimension, is there a 5th dimension? There are 11 dimensions. But most of them are closed loops at the Plank length.

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I am female. I excersice for 2 hours daily. cardio & free weights,body pump classes,spin - i am extremely fit. i eat a healthy well balanced diet. lots of fruit,veg,lean meats. only im not losing weight neither am i losing inches. what am i doing wrong? Sounds like you're exercizing more than you need to (which isn't a bad thing) and you're losing fat but gaining muscle. Be carefl you don't turn into a body-builder--unless that's the look you want...

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How do you prove alchohol There is no proof that alcohol exists. You just have to have faith.

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My Dad is Norwegian, My Mom is Irish, What am I? Irigian.

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I live in great area yet have next door neighbor that are trashy & loud. Fight outside drunk, work on cars day & night & block my driveway with company. Law has not done anything. What can be done? Put them in a big slingshot and hurl them into the sun.

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What type of computer are you using right now HP Pavillion ze4900 laptop

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Today is our 1st anniversary and my Boyfriend asked me for time. Yesterday he asked me to get my stuff from his house. I do and then he says well I didnt tell you evrythg. He ask me to give him the weekend to think about us & his music n how to do both. Your boyfriend just told you to get your stuff out because ne needs to think about his music? Sounds like your bf is a total jerk. Get your stuff out of there and don't look back...

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What makes u sad? :( Being stuck between t and v. Those two consonants are total losers!

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Do you know of a reliable car body repair shop in orange county? Lothar's body shop on Rt. 211 (near where Lloyds used to be) is good.

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I got beat up...what should i do to the person who beat me up? Call the police and have him arrested for assault. Just make sure he threw the first punch!

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What does the 2 stand forin O2? It stands for 2--as in 2 Oxygen atoms in the O2 molecule.

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Anyone ever answer a question on answerbag seriously, without using sarcasm or writing wierd answers? You want a serious non-joke answer on Answerbag? Are you kidding? Never happen!

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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HUMAN BEINGS? Really bizarre looking. Just look at one! All those fingers! And only two eyes! And what an odd place for their mouth to be, right in the middle of their face. Makes me want to puke just looking at one!

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My problem is a sad one. I am devout, my youngest Son is not. He is a fine upstanding, highly moral young man. He says religion is passe and he is a non believer. My Question is how can i be happy in Heaven knowing i will never see my Son there It seems to me that there's going to be an awful lot of sad and unhappy Christians in Heaven...

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Are there different privileges on here for each level???? YIPPEEEE......I'm a level 2 .....now what? With every level, you can give or take more points to questions and answers.

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Would you rather have riches or prestige? Riches.

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What would u do if we were being invaded by giant lobsters? Go out and buy LOTS of butter!

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Your hands are covered in blood and a dead person is lying at your feet. What do you have to say for yourself? "Oops!"

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What religion is correct, like is there one specific religion that is the right one to follow? I don't know. Noody can possibly answer this question. Your best bet is to read all the various Holy books (Bible (OT and NT), Quran, etc.), and decide for yourself which is the truth. Keep in mind, though, that followers of all three major religions know with absolute certainty that they are correct. Obviously, two of them are wrong, despite their certainty. So whichever one you...

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What do cows do for fun? They sneak up to sleeping people and push them over and run away.

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Is it egotistical to have a natural fear of death? No, I don't think so. I think it's perfectly rational to be afraid of death, as long as you're not preoccupied with it and let the fear take over your life.

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I'm thinking of a number between 100 and 500, can you guess it? No.

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Where can I buy a bunch of small, cloth American flags for a display? I can find plastic ones, but so far, no clothe. I found a bunch of them with Google. Here's one: http://www.united-states-flag.com/cotton-flags.html

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How long does it take to get a question answered here? It depends. Interesting questions get answered immediately. I've waited a year or more to get an answer to a technical question about an obscure topic.

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Sometimes, do you like your bottom lip sucked and or nibbled during a passionate kiss? Yes!

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The last time you checked out at the grocery store, did you spend more or less then $50? Less.

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I often have a lot of time on my hands, what should I do with it? Put it in a bottle and sell it to busy people.

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Is George W. Bush a born-again Christian? He may have claimed to be a Christian, but he is not. To wit: 1.) In 2005, Bush said this during a Cabinet meeting, and was overheard by several staff members: "Stop throwing the Constitution in my face, it’s just a goddamned piece of paper!" 2.) Bush, like all US Presidents, swore the following oath of office during his inaguration: "I do solemnly swear that I...

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President Bush screamed "Stop throwing the Constitution in my face, it’s just a goddamned piece of paper!" Can you think of a better way to disrespect America? It's been obvious to me for years that Bush had no more regard for the Constution than a roll of toilet paper. But seeing this question just now, I'm shocked that any US President, even an evil one like Bush, would actually admit it.

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If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? (2009-11-26) Yes.

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Is it possible to create an artificial eye transplant that acts as a Xerox machine, copying everything one person sees in his or her lifetime? If you want ONLY an artiicial eye, then you just need a miniature digital camera and a digital transmitter. The problem is using like an eye. We don't have the technology yet to interface a camera to the optic nerve. If we could do that, we could cure most blindness.

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Anyone else agree that humans deserve extinction? I'm sure some do, but I'm not one of them. Hey! Why don't all the people who think humans dserve extinction, go join a cult and make themselves extinct! Make EVERYBODY happy :-)

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How many inflatable decorations will adorn your yard this holiday season? I live on a city street. I couldn't put a yard decoration out, even if I wanted to.

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Do you use one color of lights or multicolored on your Christmas tree? Same as the first answer, I have a fiber optic tree and the colors keep changing.

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Is there a market for Godzilla porn? You'd be surprised to see what kinds of weird fantasies some people have :-/

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Can you name a cartoon that was popular in the 80's or 90's? The Simpsons

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Do you plan on killing yourself before December 21st, 2012 so as not to witness the end? No! I want to see everyone's reaction on December 22, 2012...

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From time to time I see a TV ministry seeling anointing oil for perfume. This act is SPECIFICALLY forbiddenin the Bible which says that anyone doing this would recieve curses for doing so. Has anyone else seen this? Even if you haven't isn't idea bad? I wouldn't do it because it would be offensive to religious people (like making a golden cow--a BIG no-no). But isn't that the same sort of thing like when Medieval kings forbade the common people from wearing certain "royal" colors like purple, or eating ice cream, or playing games like Backgammon, because only royalty were allowed to enjoy certain things?

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If you were a mage, what would you prefer to practice? White magic or Black magic? Why? Green magic. And maybe a little purple magic too.

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Is playing Twister while naked a good idea? Only if I'm the only guy and the rest are all girls. Otherwise, if there's another guy playing, then no way.

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I just began dating a girl I have a lot in common with except for the fact that she smokes. I think smoking is disgusting, and I just can't stand it, but I really like her, so how can I learn to tolerate it? Build a home genetics lab and create a plant virus that will kill all the tobacco plants in the world.

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What are the best role playing games ever created not counting habbo hotel or imvu If you mean single player, then any of the Elder Scrolls games come close to being the best ever RPG games: Oblivion, Morrowind (the best IMO), or Daggerfall (a HUGE wide-open world but the graphics are crappy). Then there's Mass Effect, but it's available only on the XBox 360.

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What will the media company of tomorrow look like? A big glass office building.

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Cant answerbag admin. understand a normal question in english? I put it down twice, yet you keep asking me, just read the question. Auto= Antiques. i read questions for 26,27,28 and 29. last week now there's nothing, WHY? but still shown, WHY? Huh???

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So in a little driving incident I managed to destroy the wheel on my car, but keep the tire in good condition and keep the vehicle itself drivable. Opinion? If there's no hidden damage to the axle or the gears or anything, you can probably buy a new wheel for about $200 or so.

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I would give anything for a hug right now. What can i give you? Let's swap! You give me a hug, and then I'll give you a hug...

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Where will you be for Super Bowl 2009? I don't watch footbowl, so I'll probably be on AB :-)

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What is your favorite quote from a former British Prime Minister? "Our free trade plan is quite simple. We say that every [citizen] shall have the right to buy whatever he wants, wherever he wants, at his own good pleasure, without restriction or discouragement from the state."--Winston Churchill

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Have you ever played Dungeons and Dragons? Why/Why not? Yes. I played often in college when everyone else was downtown getting drunk.

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Who agrees with me that George W. Bush was the greatest president in United States history? Maybe in some parallel universe...

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Did you choose your own morality? Yes. My personal morality developed over the course of my lifetime. It goes something like this: Everyone has the right to do anything or live any way they want to that is peaceful, honest, and mutually consensual.

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Waht became obsolete because of the computer and internet? Typewriters, newspapers, magazines.

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If I was going to buy you a 6 pack of beer, which brand of beer would you choose? Guinness!

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What songs/artists/music is on your ipod that you cant stop listening to? (id love to look em up!) Well, I don't have a iPod because I don't like the rabid copy protection on those bloody things--I'd rather own the CD that I can rip and burn custom CDs for my car and my MP3 player... But to answer your question, I'm listining to Modest Mouse a lot these days...

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Do you think that cheese is good Yes.

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My girlfriend died & we have been living together for 20yrs in MD, now the family wants to come and take everything. What rights do i have and what can i do? After 20 years, everything in the house rightfully belonged to both of you equally. Now, it's rightfully your stuff. They have no right to any of it (unless she had a will and left specific things to specific people). If anyone takes anything, you should call the police and report it as theft!

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What should i get my teenage girl for Christmas? She is 13 years old and loves to watch movies... Any possible ideas? An inexpensive digital camcorder (they're under $100 now) and video editing software so that she can make her own movies and post them on YouTube...

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What would you do for money? Get up early. Catch a bus. Go to an office. Sit at a desk. Type on a computer for the next 7.5 hours. Catch another bus. Go home.

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What do you do when Black Friday comes? Bury my head in the sand and wait for armegeddon?

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How can I get a free cell phone? Many mobile companies have free phones (usually their cheapest phone). For example, I use Virgin Mobile. They often have a deal where you buy the phone for $20 and get $20 worth of minutes--which you would have to do anyway. So, basically, the phone is free.

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As an American, I'm sick of people calling America the stupidest country in the world. Personally I think Europe is the stupidest country in the World. What do you guys think? Europe isn't a country.

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I can promise this will either amaze you or make you laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ug7WEUxH68 and if you have any funny videos or jokes will you share them That's hilaroius! I wonder how they trained their cat to poo in a toilet like that! No litter boxes to clean! Whoohoo!!!!

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My bf cummed while giving me head, is that bad? It means he really enjoys giving you head. Consider yourself a lucky girl to have such a bf! OTOH, you now have to wait for him to "recharge."

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What is the greatest thing in the world? The Internet

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I have had one Closed Eye Visual. I couldn't stop it, and couldn't get to sleep. I saw unfamiliar faces, and pairs of eyes blinking at me. I also saw blocks of text spiralling outwards like headlines. Is this a symptom of a mental illness, or an episode? What kind of shrooms were you eating? I want some!

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If in bed your GF out of the blue starts some manual stimulation (of you) and then half way through abruptly rolls over to sleep saying nothing and ignores you whats she up to - she does it often? It's obvious what she's doing! She's teasing you. She wants YOU to take the initiative and get aggressive with her.

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Eminem: what does he do in his spare time? Plays with his guns?

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Should men have the choice to terminate their parental rights and responsibilities prior to week 24? I sometimes think so. A woman can choose to keep the baby or abort it. It's her body, and her right, and rightfully so! But a woman can choose to keep the baby, and the man has no say in the matter whatsoever. Yet the woman can use the law to make the man her virtual slave for the next 18 years, all by her choice alone. Therefore, I would have to agree that a man should have the...

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So what do YOU want written on your epitaph that the world will remember YOU by? "Ich wil den Klavierstein!"

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When will the unemployment rate in the United States start improving? The unemployment rate will improve when national health care is implemented, and private employer healthcare is ended. Why? Because employer-paid private health insurance encourages companies to lay-off workers and make the remaining workers work longer hours. Consider this: A private company has to pay a fixed cost for healthcare for each employee. So the more employees they...

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Hey, anyone got a cigarette i can bum ? i want one so bad i can taste it .... Sorry, Icy, I don't smoke. But I've often thought about carrying a pack around with me for when the occasional lady asks to bum one off me :-p

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How do i ask my guests not to bring anything but wine? "Yo! Bring wine!"

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Which is your favorite pixar short and why For the Birds

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In my town this week is getting up to mid 40's... which is about 110 F... its still only spring. how hot does it get where you live in spring time? My word! Where on earth do you live???? (Remind me never to go there...)

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Im paintin my bedroom wat is a good colour for it A bedroom should be a soothing cool color. Like a medium to dark blue. Avoid "hot" colors like red or yellow.

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GRRR i wont to hurt someone but not to bad, who can i hurt? I'll let you spank me if you'll let me spank you :-) Otherwise, try advertising for a submissive partner on alt.com, or slavefarm.com. Specify that you seek a painslut.

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Is the concept of "burning in Hell for all eternity" something a "loving & caring" Gawd would do to the average sinner? I can understand Adolph Hitler (& certain time share salesmen) going there, but other than those folks, who really "deserves" Hell? Thie video in this question states more eloquently what I've been saying all along here on AB. To wit: 1.) God is loving, kind, and just. 2.) God created EVERYTHING--there is NOTHING that God didn't create. 3.) God alone decided the rules by which we must live and what the pubishments will be--God decided what is, and isn't a sin--no one is in authority over God. ...

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Last night I had a dream that I was wearing a dress made of ice cream on a hot day in a parking lot and I couldn't find my car. People were pointing, laughing, taking photos. What do you think this means You had better hurry up and find your car before your ice cream dress melts!

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Doesn't God seem to run things like a protection racket? After all, the only thing we really need God for is to protect us from himself. I hadn't thought about it that way until now. Good point!

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Mike Tyson. Britney Spears.

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Teleportation device, yes or no? Many years ago, Larry Niven (a leading science fiction writer) wrote an article discussing the pros and cons of telportation. I don't remember all the details, but in summary, these were his conclusions: If you need a device at the transmission site, but not at the destination site: Terrorists can send bombs anywhere in the world. The world would not be a safe place to live. ...

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What does the Bob Dylan song, "All Along the Watchtower" mean? Wherefore art thou, Lady Fuschia?

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Haven't men got it easy when it comes to formal wear? No way!!!! I hardly call havinng to wear a stlized rope around your neck "easy." It cuts off the blood to your head and makes you feel hot the whole time. I wouldn't say women have it easy either, but at least they have more options. They have, like, a sliding scale to compromise between being stylish vs. comfortable.

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How can we break free from this cycle of life and death? 1.) Find a way to prevent our cells and organs from decaying with age. 2.) Find a way to prevent our skin from stretching and wrinkling with age. I, for one, sure hope medical technology will find a way to halt the aging process in my lifetime. Will we put an end to death? No--there will always be accidents and plane crashes. And even in a world where medicine has stopped aging...

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Is it bad business etiquette to begin an email with "Hi, <name of person> " My boss saw this, because i copied him on the email, and he yelled at me for saying "Hi" I guess it's not professional enough? The recipients were lowly peers, not big-wigs :( Your boss is a pompous moron for jumping on you for that, especially if you were emailing peers. And you cal tell him that "Hungry Guy" from Answerbag said so!

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What is your favorite game of all time? That's a tough choice. There are so many good ones. But I would say: Mass Effect.

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I wander why God placed the forbidden tree right in the middle of the Eden Garden if it was in fact forbidden? Good question! Smells like entrapment to me...

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I've considered myself to be a Republican more than a Democrat. Yet I vote for Pro choice and gay marriages. I'm "conservative" to an extent. My question is, am I the only one like this? There must be other "hybrids" out there. Indeed, there are. I, for instance, am very liberal on social issues like free speech, pro choice, gay marriage, drug legalization, etc.; but I'm very conservative on fiscal issues like free trade, free enterprise, etc. That puts me square in the Libertarian camp, though I don't always see eye-to-eye with Libertarians, either...

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Have you ever played Kingdom Hearts? Yes. I like how they mixed the worlds of Disney and Final Fantasy together.

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If there were one leader for the entire world, whom would you choose? Me.

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What cars need? petrol

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Ant bites do this They do? Really? Well, part my buttocks with a Christmas tree!

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Do you think that all child sexual abusers should go to prison? That depends. I think we ought to get over our righteous indignation and stop seeing things in "black and white." By legal definituion, an 18yo with a 17yo gf is a pedophine sexual abuser. And no, I *DON'T* think a 18yo should go to prison for having a 17you gf.

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What is one thing that you would like to do before you pass away? Walk barefoot on the sun.

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Do you shower in silence or just have to talk to yourself & sing? I talk to myself and sing.

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If you had two balls, one weighs a tonne and one weighing as light as a feather, and the balls were the same width and size and you realiesed them at the same time which one would reach the ground first? If you dropped them on the moon, or on a planet with no atmosphere, they would both reach the ground at the exact same time. On earth, the lghter one would be slowed by air resistance, so the heavier one would hit first.

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If we were all highly educated and cooperating human beings, would communism actually work? It's difficult to answer this question because there's no clear consensus on what, exactly, is communism. As I understand it, the underlying principle of communism is "From each, his abilities. To each, his needs." That sounds good and noble on the surface, but it's basically unjust. For example, if I have a talent and skill that peopele are willing to pay me...

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You are sitting alone in Moe's bar and he runs out of beer. He tells you he has to go down to the cellar/basement to get more. And you are not allowed to stick your head under the tap and help yourself, what do you do? Well, if I was THAT thirsty, I'd just order whatever he has on tap. Otherwise, I'd wait for him to bring more beer up from the cellar. Does Moe carry Guinness?

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Is there truly a hell, or was it a place made up by the church? Hell is made up by the church. It's the only rational and logical conclusion. If you believe the following: 1.) God is loving, kind, and just. 2.) God created EVERYTHING--there is NOTHING in the universe that God didn't create. Then Hell cannot possibly exist. Or, at least, it's not a place of eternal torture forever-and-ever like fundamentalists claim it is. ...

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Blah Blah Republican Agenda. Blah Blah 9/11. Blah Blah Feminism. Blah Blah Like As, Such As Las Vigas And The Iraq. Woo, Change We Can believe In! If that doesn't attract Democrats, nothing will. The who in the what, now?

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A "Welcome" mat at your front door is somewhat cliched. Can you give me an alternate message? (Humor "welcomed") I once saw a "Go Away" mat in a catalog of gag items.

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There is a guy who I like, I want him to start to like me.. What do I do without making the first move? First, try closing your eyes and projecting this thought directly into his brain: "Make the first move! Make the first move! Make the first move!" If that doesn't work, then you'll have to make the first move.

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What, in your opinion, would be the worst possible way to die? 1.) Being eaten by the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal. 2.) Being raped, having your skin sewn into their clothing, and then eaten alive (not necessarily in that order) by Reavers. 3.) Being assimilated by the Borg.

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I am looking for information in support of evolutionary theory, but against the idea that humans evolved from monkeys. Is there any such information, and if so, where can I find it? As everyone else said, humans didn't evolve from monkeys. They are more our cousins than our grandparents. Be that as it may, that's NOT how science is done--make up your mind what you want to find, then search for proof for whatever you've already decided. What you need to do is research the subject. Assuming you currently have an undergraduate degree, take some...

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Headache, Sore throat, and ear pain. This has been going on for three days and I nee help fast. PLEASE! You haven't given us enough information to make even a triage diagnosis. Doesn't sound like an emergency (yet) but get yourself to a doctor fairly soon.

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Friday night... I have nothing to do, no girl to date, no xbox 360 to play, nada. Suggestions? But yourself an XBOX 360 and ask a girl to come over to play :-)

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MEN-do you like a woman that plays hard to get...just a bit. OR one who comes out and tells you how she feels? The one who comes out and tells me how she feels!

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Who do you think will win the next general election in britain? I think the Labour party will remain in power, especially if the economy improves. Though I think it's iffy that Gordon Brown will remain the PM.

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I have just seen a couple of questions that say something like "24/7 for a couple days". When did people stop realizing that 24/7 means "24 hours a day, seven days a week"? Is this just another sign of people slowly becoming dumber? Not necessarily dumber; just the evolution of language. For example, the phrase "24/7" means full-time or around-the-clock. Had the person who said "24/7" said "full time," that might have implied only 8 hours a day for those couple of days, like a job. Or the person could have said "around the clock for a couple of days." But that's a...

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Who is the biggest jerk on this website? That guy who who writes erotic/horror stories and thinks that all women should be sex slaves. His avatar is him swallowing a live minature woman. Creepy SOB! I think his handle is Hungry-something...

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I have the opportunity to go on my first vacation. However, I'm 18 and have never been on a plane. I have an anxiety disorder, and am severely phobic of vomiting and roller coasters. So I'm TERRIFIED! Can someone tell me what its HONESTLY like on a plane? Well, when the plane first takes off, you are pressed into your seat by that rapid acceleration. One time, a luggage bin opened and some stuff fell on some people's heads. At that moment, there was a brief panic ("Oh no! The plane's breaking apart! We're all gonna DIE!"), but once the plane was in the air, everyone laughed about it. During the flight, the...

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Can a Goth girl date an emo boy? No. That's illegal.

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I wish I could_____________. ...lick my eyebrows.

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Can you name a famous quote from a cartoon character "Doh!" "What's up, Doc?" "I tawt I taw a puddy tat!" "I did! I did tee a puddy tat!"

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Do you like giving relationship advice? Yes. But I've been told my relationship advice sucks :-(

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With who did Jesus have sexual intercourse? There's no way to know. If it was with anyone at all, probably with Mary Magdelene. But even that's a big IF. If you're the son of God, you've got BIG responsibilities, and can't stop to dawdle with the ladies...

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Do you think that with each new edition of D&D the game gets dumbed down? In college, when everyone else was downtown getting drunk, I played D&D a lot to the wee hours of the mornings in the dorms. We used only the DM Guide, the Monster Manual, and the funky dice. The rest was on paper and in our own imaginations. It was the DM's job to design his own dungeons and scenarios. A lot more fun that way instead of buying "canned" scenarios these days.

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If a talking (insert your name here) doll were made, what phrases would it say? They's all be X-rated :-p

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Is it likely that we are the only intelligent life in the galaxy? In our galaxy? Unlikely. According to the Drake equation (google it) and the Fermi Paradox (ditto), if there had been just one alien civilization in the galaxy besides us in recent time, they'd have spread across the galaxy by now and we wouldn't be here. In the whole universe? Probably. A gazillion uncanny coincidences made life on earth possible (a stable type G star,...

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Are there a lot of pseudo-intellectuals on AB and what do you do about them? I put them in a big slingshot and hurl them into the sun.

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Witch is the best free web site for pictures of morphed male cocks Nope! I went to witch.com and, although it is free, I didn't see any morphed male cocks there...

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Who is the artist and the name of the song that goes like "it just takes some time.. Abera cadabera it will be alright, alright" Ooooooh! You can sent to Azkaban for using the Abera Cadebera(sic) spell!

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Do you think the whole moon thing is stupid? like how the blew up the moon to find water and are going to plant trees....whats your opinion? Are they really planning to plant trees now that they found water? Well, I think that's a great idea! Turn the moon into another earth. But it'll take a few thousand years to so...

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Dark Chocolate, Milk Chocolate or White Chocolate? Dark chocolate is the best!

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Who else thinks God needs a suggestion box? I do!

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What will happen if all countries of world ,become one nation? Compllete utter totalitarian dictatorship.

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Do you leave any stone unturned? Yeah. I generally don't touch stones...

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Which sport do you NOT see on tv Calvinball

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George Bush or Stupid Girl? Stupid Girl...she'd be more fun to have sex with :-p

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Quick....would you rather AB or have sex? Ohhhh! That's a tough one :-) But I'd have to say SEX!!!!

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Why would a God who loved mankind so much that he gave his only begotten son to be a sacrifice for man's sins, commit the majority of his creation to a fiery, eternal tormenting Auschwitz' of a Hell for ever and ever? It doesn't any make sense. I agree. The Fundamentalist Christian view of God just doesn't add up. They're yelling into the crowd, "Two plus two equals five!" And they're totally clueless why people won't believe them.

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What are you wearing at this exact moment? Just a thick heavy bathrobe :-)

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Would you consider hiking through 25 miles of wildreness with a pack mule and your S/O a good vaction? No!

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Is anyone home? Yes.

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Why does my cat spend hours sitting on my wireless router? It must be a warm wireless router :-)

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When you go to bed do you keep a bottle or glass of water in your bedroom? Iced tea.

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If you had the power, what crime would merit an instant death penalty. And how would you execute the filthy criminals? I wouldn't have an instant death penalty for ANYTHING! Because there's always the tiny chance that they're innocent. Innocent people HAVE been sentenced to prison for rape, murder, and child molestation in the past, and subsequently exhonerated.

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Who should Godzilla fight next? Cloud and Tifa.

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What's your darkest secret? The one I dropped over the side of the Pacific Princess. It's now resting at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean about 2 miles below sea level. I'd say that's my deepest secret so far :-)

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Why do Christian women wear their ovaries on the outside? The who in the what now?

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Should men learn how to cook or just women? (Please don't take this offensively, women.) No. I prefer to swallow women raw. When you cook then, they yell and scream until they're dead. But when you swallow them alive, they just beg you not to eat them and then scream breifly as they slide down your throat. Sometimes, you might feel them kicking and clawing inside your stomach before they drown in your vomit, but that's rare.

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What is the one thing that binds the world together? (2009-11-15) Gravity.

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Does it "bother" you that the plans to construct a "nuclear device," such as an atomic or hydrogen bomb are on the Internet, where anyone can download and read them? Terrorists and rogue governments already know how to build them, or can find out on their own. I think the best defense is to have all the knowledge out in the open.

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Sex, Drugs, and Rock n roll. Why do these go hand? Sex is good. Rock n Roll is good. But stay away from drugs or John P. will give you free ride in his car...

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How can you be positive ,when everything around you is negative? Multiply all the negative things by -1.

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There's a girl at the bar and she's been shooting glances at you all night. You finally get the courage to go over. What do you say? "Ich wil den Klavierstein!"

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Is there anything, no matter how hard you try, you just...can't...do? I can't teleport myself through space and time with the power of thought. I try often, but I just can't do it.

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Media is dumbing down this generation by creating a value system that supports stupidity. What's your view? I pretty much agree.

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I keep 5 chickens & 1 extremely large Cockerel, but sadly their enclosure is now too small, what should I do with my over sized cock? The enclosure you currently have will house it, but you may have to put some oil on the doorway first to make it easier for him to squeeze in.

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Have you been drunk in the past 72 hours? I had a beer before going to bed last night. But it's been ages since I was last drunk.

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Men would it bother you if your girl liked Womens Porn Sites[nude guys] and Guys Gone Wild Videos? No. Just looking at other guys wouldn't bother me.

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When flying Air Force One does the Air Force take into consideration the drag caused by Obama's ears? Yes, the pilots have to use a very precise mathematical formula to adjust for his ears for filing each flight with ATC. They also had to do something similar for Bush's nose.

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Why do atheists not follow the dictum "judge not for ye be not judged" when it comes to bashing christians? Is it because the dictum was said by the 'sky fairy'?Or is it because you hate fairness/justice? I think most people here DO follow it. For one, you're probably confusing lively debate with X-bashing. For another, when things get ugly, it usually (thought not only) goes something like this: Sally (Q): What is 2+2? Joe (A): 4. Fred (C): No it's not. 2+2 is 5. The Bible says so. Joe (C): No. 2+2 is 4. It's simple mathematics. Fred (C): Simple is...

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My neighbor has a problem when my dog banks during the day. What should I be expected to do? Your dog should do his banking at an ATM machine.

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Who do you think the anti-christ is? Homer Simpson

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I have a half dozen different teas in my cabinet, black, lipton, several green varieties and two herbal including Yerba Maté. And I think you are too jealous to admit you want to be me, come on, are you going to admit it? By just your list, no. But if you have Earl Grey imported from England, then yes. And if you have some crumpets, too, then very much so!

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Name something that gets stuck between your teeth? A girl's pubic hair :-p

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If there is no solution, what do you do? Search for the cheat code with Google...

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I noticed a red bump on my wrist. it itched, so i thought it was a bug bite. soon later my hand developed more itchy bumps and so did my fingers. that hour my fingers were swollen grotesquely. that all stopped down but my feet are now itchy much later. Whenever I hear somenone tell of strange unexplained skin conditions, I tell them to use a Free & Clear type of laundry detergent. Dreft is good, but expensive. I used to get bad Acne and Eczema. But it all went away when I switched to a detergent free of scents and dyes. Use Dreft until the condition clears up, then switch to the cheap store brand.

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How difficult is it to drive a train? My last girlfriend's husband is a train driver. I hear it's dangerous work. Get Microsoft Train Simulator if you really want to know. It's fun and challenging...

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Have christians corrupted the bible? I think so. For example, fundamentalist Christians love to proclaim how sinners are all going to Hell. But I, for one, can't comprehend, how a loving and just God who created life, the universe, and everything could create a universe where people could spend eternity forever and ever in utter pain and agony. And for Christians who believe in Hell, how could anyone with a...

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What all do you use WD40 for? Squeaky chairs.

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What is the origin of the raw material of which the universe is made? I think God bought it all on sale at Walmart several billion years ago...

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A school in the UK have decided to us Wii fit as a replacement for Physical Education, whats your opinion of this? That's fine with me. High School Physical Education was h3ll for me! I was a klutz at sports, and therefore, despised by bullies around the world. H.S. P.E. totally turned me OFF to sports and fitness! If I were in charge, I'd completely do away with P.E.

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Besides love... what else could you fall in to? A pit of quicksand?

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Why is Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and his co-defendants being tried in New York City? Because that's where most of the murders took place that they mastermined. Aren't criminals usually tried in the jurisdictions where their crimes took place?

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Name something that is more entertaining than watching TV? Sex & Answerbag. What more does anyone need?

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Does pancakes with honey or maple syrup make a good breakfast? Yes, indeed!

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One more, is it bad to answer my girlfriends questions about my ex-girlfriends? i mean i love her and i have told her how much i do but i think she does not believe me when i tell her. Sure! If she insists on bugging you about your past GFs... Tell her that your last GF loved to lie on her back for you to f--- her mouth. And tell her that your GF before that could swallow the whole thing without gagging. And then tell her that your GF before that loved to take it up th @$$. And tell her that your GF before that loved to have her, one of her friends, and you do a...

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Which deal would you rather get at the store; half-off or two-for-one? Buy 1 at double the price; get 1 free!!!! What a deal!!!! Don't pass this up, people!!! We're HUGE!!!!!!

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You go to a bar or you are at a party and you want a glass of hard liquor. What do you order? Kahlua

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What is one piece of music that needs to be blasted at loud volumes to be enjoyed properly? The 1812 Overture. Anything by Pink Floyd or Supertramp. A few things by Tina Turner or Macy Gray.

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Why would anyone want to do an emo scream? I don't know. Why don't you post a YouTube video for us all to see?

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I cheated on my boyfriend and I want to forget about the whole thing. I think it would do no good if I told my boyfriend but I don't want to be dishonest. Should I tell him? Get one of your girlfriends to seduce him and take him to bed. Then you can both "confess" to each other and live happily ever after.

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If I could grant you competence in a new skill overnight, what would you choose to wake up being able to do tomorrow? My stock answer to this question, whenver someone asks it, is the ability to lick my eyebrows. But that's not really a skill that can be learned. For a skill that I can learn, I would choose to be a doctor, as long as I get the credentials along with the skill so I can get a job as a doctor.

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What does it mean when a ex-girlfriend says she wants to be friends but sends mixed signals of spending time together romantically and sexually but says she doesnt want to lead me on? It means she doesn't know what she wants, but she wants to keep her options open, and not feel guilty about giving you hope.

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Which is the strongest muscle in the body? The heart.

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How come they say Islamist "extremists" versus "ultra"-orthodox Jews? How come they never say ultra-Islamists or orthodox Jewish extremists? What's the equivalent for Christians and Buddhists or other religions? I think Buddhists are so peaceful and harmless that there's no "extremist" word for them.

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Have you ever seen a crazy person? Yes. There's this guy sometimes at the bus stop on my way home from work. He argues with himself, sometimes quite angrily. He also sometimes yells at passing cars and gives them the finger. I'm afraid someone's going to kill him someday.

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1997 Pontiac Bonneville SSE- dashboard warns "light monitor right turn signal" - turn signal blinks - what is the problem? A blinker bulb is burnt out somewhere. Turn on all the lights and flashers and walk around the car to find it. Othrwise, a sensor went bad.

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What do you think my first name is? If you happend to REALLY know it, please don't say it on her, is not a guess then. Mike?

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The last time you ate fish, what was it? Gorton's breaded fish fillets that I bought at the food store.

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Do you feel it is justice that the law considers "ignorance of the law is no excuse " when a law is broken without Intention? It depends on the particular "crime". As John P. said in his answer, driving at a dangerous speed in ignorance of the law should be no excuse if you kill someone. OTOH, if the law is politically motivated and has noithing to do with common sense, or rights vs. wrong, or hurting anyione...such as, for example, someone with cancer from California visiting New York and taking his...

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There is a place called Brown Shoe Repair @ 7 N. Hotel St., Honolulu HI. Can someone please explain to me how someone can hope to make a decent living, repairing only BROWN shoes? I wear black shoes, but I haven't been able to find anyplace called Black Shoe Repair. There's a Green Shoe and Leather Restoration place near me, but who wears green shoes?????

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"The truth about my Mormon god was that he was weak and unable to save me unless I completely abandoned my sins. He was just a[n exalted] man that existed before me ..." Andy Pollard, former LdS Church Member. Thoughts? Considering that the behavior that most religions classify as "sins" is risky or self-destructive or merely non-productive behavior such as consumtion of alchohol, gambling, creating/enjoying art, reading/writing fiction, sex, stealing, coveting, lying, cheating, etc., it stands to reason that if you live a "sinless" life, your apparent standard of living will improve...

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Is my cat the only cat who is psycho?! His name is Pumpkin Pie [Last name]. [: {Yeah, it's weird}. He constantly just has his moments where he runs crazily around the house. It's funny, but does it happen to anyone else? That's perfectly normal cat behavior.

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What would the Tories do if they ran the UK? The exact same things that the Republicans did in the USA...steal from the poor and give to the rich, and bring the country to the brink of total economic collapse.

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In my psychology class, I have to turn in anger logs - a detailed description of my what angered me, thoughts, and fantasies - my instructor made me mad enough - that I wanted to ring his neck - inappropriate or appropriate to turn in? Sounds like a dangerous assignment in these days of paranoia against terrorism. All a student needs to do is make an implied threat against someone in this "anger log," and that student will be up on charges for terroristic threats! Be careful!

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Would you rather have a third leg or a third arm? No.

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Out of those 99.9% of the germs that I just got rid of, where did those 1% go so I can kill them too? The built themselves a steel and concrete bunker, and installed an oxygen cracking system, and grow their food hydroponically. They're secretly building a doomsday device to re gain their lost terrirory.

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What would you do if AB was all you had,you couldn't work,you're pretty much a loser,and no real friends?* Spend enough time on AB, and you'll make friends!

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I just moved into a new apartment, and we got very sick. After 2 weeks and multiple ER trips they finally determined it was CO poisoning at 350ppm. The building is now condemned for that and other reasons. Do I have a solid case to take to a lawyer? You don't need to have a strong case just to talk to a lawyer and find out. Many of them will give you a free initial consultation. So go talk to a lawyer--there's time limits on how long you can wait to file lawsuits, so don't delay...

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Have you ever had your toes someplace they had no business being? Yes. But I'm not saying where (only that she had a sore throat for the next day or so) :-p

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Why does my dog constantly lick himself? I don't know about dogs, but I'd like to be able to lick myself :-p

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I notice a slight difference in size between rechargeable AA batteries and standard AAs in a battery-powered toothbrush. The former seem fatter when inserting and putting the cap on the toothbrush and often don't contact properly. Anyone else found this? No. I never found that. I'm guessing you bought some "off brand" cheap batteries that were made to low tolerances.

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Do vampires need to drain all your blood to turn you into one of them, or do they just need to bite you? That's up to the author who is writing the particular vampire story. Anne Rice's vampires do it one way, Vincent Price's vampires do it a different way, etc., etc.

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What is the biggest threat to the human race: Capitalism, communism, terrorism or global warming? asteroid strike

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On a long road trip what bothers you the most, a back ache, having to stop for bathroom breaks or something else? For long trips, I usually take the train. I bring my laptop with me to pass the time. What bothers me the most is the limited selection of food.

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What is something that can be "Stopped"? An MQ Series listener on MVS.

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If a man came with children,would you believe him.to you and said he had a dream were a magic horse came and took him to heaven where God gave him a new religion,which it is all right to treat women like dirt and have sex If he's only telling you about a dream he had, I wouldn't think anything of it. A person can't control what he dreams about, and we've all had some pretty disturbing dreams at times...

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Which school subject do you think is the most useless? Phys. Ed.

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Would you move from Toronto to Detroit? Detroit? No. But I'd move from Tornoto to New York :-)

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Would you rather have super strength or super intelligence? YOU CANT HAVE BOTH. What about power of invisibility or power to read minds? The ability to lick my eyebrows.

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How many years do you wish to live? Why? Forever. Because I want to know what the future holds.

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How many showers/baths do you take in a single day? On work days: two (because I hate to go to bed feeling dirty, so I always take one before bed, no exceptions; and I need one to "wake up" in the morning before going to bed). On weekends: one (the one before bed at night).

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In your opinion what would make a person mean and nasty? Wearing clothes made out of wasps.

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Do you usually shower before you go to bed or when you wake up in the morning? Yes to both! I hate to go to bed feeling dirty, so I always take a shower before bed, no exceptions. And I need a shower in the morning to "wake me up" before going to work.

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What is the most daring thing you have ever done? Taking the train to Cleveland...

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So it's official, there is water on the moon. What next do you speculate? Really? Who spilled water on the moon?

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If Obama had an AB account, who do you his user name is? Maybe he does! Look at the serial number of some recent user. Is there anyone in the world who DOESN'T have an AB account by now???

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Are you Republican or Democrat....NOW? I'm more of a Libertarian. I lean left on social issues (free speech, racial and sexual equality, etc.), and I lean right on economic issues (free trade, free enterprise, etc.).

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What would be the worst kind of material to make bathing suits from? Live wasps sewn together...

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I am 10 weeks pregnant. I am a student 4 classes shy of my bachelors. My current job is a bartender so I wont be able to keep it for long. I'm only 23 and my boyfriend, 27 already has 2 children from a previous marriage. What do I do? Finish school at all costs. Give up the baby for adoption if you have to.

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If you and I woke up in jail together, using ONLY 4 WORDS, what would you say to me? "Hey baby! Let's f---!"

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I'm smart, i have big boobs, i'm not fat, i'm pretty, i have a good personality... why don't i have a bf? Pick a guy you like and ask him to let you sit on his face...

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Why do people gag, and why don't some people have gag reflexes? Gagging is your body's way of trying to expel something that's lodged in your throat. Now, some people enjoy having "something" lodged in their throat, and it takes a bit of practice to suppress your gag reflex, but it can be done--I've known some women who can.

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Can I become a genius on AB by asking nonsense questions? Well, not truly nonsensical questions that get flagged. But there's a lot of truth to the notion that entertainment-type questions generate more "traffic," and thus, points, than educational-type questions.

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What is going to happen if an animal cum on you while you having sex with it? Absolutely nothing. A human can't get impregnanted by a non-human.

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If I can't find my yoga pants, would it be appropriate to wear a full (peasant) skirt to a belly-dancing class? If you want my opinion, belly dancing is best done in the nude :-)

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How do you pass time? (drum roll please) With a laxative made out of negative matter...

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Has anyone from AB ever seen you naked? Actually, TWO people from AB have seen me naked (one in person, and one through photos) :-p (but I'm not telling who...)

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Would you sell your body to a stranger for an hour to feed yourself? Well, don't we all "sell" our bodies whenever we go to our daily jobs?

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What is your biggest fear? The ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal.

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When is it ok to sit and cry? J/W Whenever you need to let it out :-)

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What would life be like if there was no money in the world? (i think it would be perfect) I agree! If there was no money, there would be no motivation whatsoever for crime or fraud or scams. And all the problems caused by corporate manipulation of government would vanish. The problem, as someone else said, is how would we exchange goods and services. Bartering just won't work in a modern society. Perhaps if we had technology where automation provided all our goods...

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Im mad, who can i hit? You can sit in my lap and we can take turns hitting each other...

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What can I eat while in Japan when I can't have sugar, flour, or anything of that sort? They eat lots of fish and insects in Japan.

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WHEN should all things come to a end? In about 60 billion years from now... So don't sweat it :-)

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Which typical duplicate question are you tired of seeing asked over and over again? For example, Why is the sky blue? "I had unprotected sex with my boyfriend three times a day every day for the past six months, missed my last four periods, my belly is starting to swell, and two separate preganacy tests showed positive. Could I be pregnant?"

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I have a five day vacation, rum spiked egg nog and mistletoe..what do I do now? :) Invite all your AB friends over for a party!

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What is something you want so bad,but you know u wont/cant get? My own female sex slave.

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What is something all Men wish for? I can't speak for ALL men, but I wish for my own female sex slave...

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I am a straight women, and a friend's friend is not, she keeps hitting on me, I've been polite in my refusals, think its time to get mean, aggressive, or down right rude? Just say, "I respect your choice to be gay, but I'm straight. We can be friends, but nothing more."

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Can you write a good sentence using the word "property"? "I'm looking for a good woman to be my property."

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What are some good family PC games that you can buy that does not require using the internet? The Sims. Sim City (they also have other "sim" games like Sim Tower and Sim Ant). Older games like Roller Coaster Tycoon are still good. I happen to like simulaton games like MS Flight Simulator and MS Train Simulator.

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What are your secret goals? Stuff that you want to do and don't make known to friends or family? Write kinky erotic stories :-p

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When you hear the words: red, brick, and old, what comes to mind? My house :-)

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What is your favorite creation myth? The earth is really a kidney stone pissed out by a giant cow.

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Would you rather hit every red light for the rest of your life, or always be wrong? I usually take the bus when I go to work or go out. And I usually take the train for any long trips. And when I do drive, it's usually on the highway to go somewhere. So red lights don't mean diddly to me. In fact, I like red lights; red lights make it easier for me to cross the street :-)

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GUYS: How do you get a guy to like you? If you're a girl, offer to sit on his face.

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What is something you might chew on? Various parts of a girl's anatomy :-p

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What is a sure fire way to get out of jury selection? Tell the judge that you've read and understand the US Constitution.

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How would you answer this question? 42

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If I were to throw something at you, what would you perfer that something to be? A naked woman

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When you buy wine, are you buying a bottle, a jug, or does it come in a box? A bottle. And even then, the last bottle of wine I bought turned to vinegar before I finished it.

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Would you ever crawl under a horse like this lady did? No.

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Does NASA's bombing the Moon qualify as total lunacy? We had to bomb them before they could bomb us. Who knows who those aliens are up to?

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Which former Presidents would you have round for dinner? Which are definately not invited? Yes to Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, or Thomas Jefferson. No to Bush Jr., Bill Clinton, or Richard Nixon. Others, I have no strong feelings about either way.

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What's your lucky number? Is there a reason why you like it more? -4.65419972e+23 Why? I don't know. It seems pretty lucky to me :-)

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Do the sex-crazed maniacs get the recognition they deserve on AB? Yeah. Pretty much :-)

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What's the funniest "you tube" video that you have seen? Too hard to decide. Meybe either that girl farting in the hot tub and having an "accident," or that guy launching anvils...

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Anyone on here looking for an adoptive couple? We are looking to adopt. Would love to give your baby a wonderful, fulfilled, happy, spoiled life! Contact here! What with all the girls who had unprotected sex and wonder if they're pregnant, I'm sure you won't have long to wait around here for an unwanted baby to adopt...

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Would you pay $1.00 a pound more than you are now paying for "Free Trade" coffee? No. The whole idea of free trade is to allow anyone to sell whatever they want, to whoever they want, at whatever price they want, and let the consumer choose freely who's product to buy. I'm not saying I agree or disagree with it, or that it's good or bad--but that's what free trade is.

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What sites should be banned from the internet? None whatsoever! While it's arguable that sites that promote hatred, or malware, etc. should be banned, but once you start to ban things you've created an authority that has the power to arbitrarily ban anything it decides to label "hate," such as a political party that it disagrees with or a reliigous group it doesn't like, etc. So no, the best assurance of...

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What is the most disturbing thing someone has said on here? "All you people go back inside, or we will blow a new crater in this little moon!"

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According to CBO estimate, the bill passed by Nancy Pelosi will result in about $5000 annual price of insurance for one person. How much will your family save at such price? Assuming they have enough left over from their unemployment check after paying their rent, heating bill, and feeding their family, someone without a job has to pay $800 per month for COBRA. Can you even spell math????

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You're taking me to a restaurant called _______. What is the name of the restaurant? Le Pleuve en Voiture

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Can anything be done about a sock puppet if you think you have found one? I was just DR'd 3 times on the same question with -3. I ticked someone off earlier in the day who I suspect and I think it is the same person. Is there anything to be done? Well, negative points don't hurt your long-term position. So, as others have said, don't worry about it. If it continues and it bugs you, copy the URL of the question or anwwer and send feedback to the Admins (the link is at the bottom of the page). They can check the user's IP address to identify a possible sock puppet, and then take appropriate action.

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When is Barack Obama going to finally proceed to health care reform, as he promised to us during his campaign? He's trying the best he can. But the Conservatives want people who are unemployed to die because they lack private heath insurance, and they're too powerful because they have the backing of wealthy corporate executives.

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What should i cook for dinner tonight? Grilled cheese sandwiches, and Chinese Noodles on the side with a spoonful of cottage cheese and cubed ham mixed in.

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If you had a pair of X Ray glasses, when would you be tempted to wear them? X rays do not occur naturally in nature. So without a source of X rays on the other side of whatever you want to see through, X ray glasses would be totally useless.

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Do you touch hot things to see if they are hot? Only girls :-)

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My ex girlfriend don`t believe me when I say I didn`t sleep with that Hippo, but now the Hippo is pregnant and she says the pups are mine. But I done nuthing. We is all going on Jerry Springer, do you want to come? Time for a paternity test :-)

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How can i get my ex's girlfriend to believe me when i tell her me an him are still sleeping together?? i mean we have 2 kids an have been 2gether for 6 years.. she swears i"m a liar and i just want to break them up BUT I JUST WANT MY FAMILY BACK! Compact digital video recorders that you can hide in your pocket are dirt cheap these days. Just sayin' is all. Not suggesting that anyone do anything sneaky or underhanded, you understand...

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How good of a cook are you? I know how to open my microwave door and press START :-)

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All the young voters that voted for OBama you will have to pay a hefty price for healthcare, you will have the bulk of the responsibity of paying..How do you feel now? Well, you have the following choices: 1.) Have national health insurance that covers you whether you're employed or not (yes, if you're among the fortunate who happens to have a job, it's expensive). 2.) Get a corporate management job and have your company give you health insurance (at least until the next downsizing orgy comes along, anyway). 3.) Pay for your own...

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I am currently in college and live in a fraternity house. I have 2 10in kicker comps and 4 6*9 infinity speakers. I am trying to find the best way to run them and be able to push them yet make them sound good and hit hard. what is my best set up Separate the frequency ranges with a crossover network, and run each speaker with its own amp in bridged mono mode. But you'll need lots and lots of $$$$'s.

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Have you ever known anyone who was unable to differentiate between Fantasy and Reality? You mean there really is a difference?!?!

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I cought my wife in bed the other day with another woman should i have kicked her out for cheating or joined in If she was with another man, that's cheating. With another woman, that's a threesome. Join in!

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Any ideas on how to keep four 3-4 year olds quiet and paying attention? Yeah, you can all get together and teach pigs how to fly. That'll make them all pay attention!

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Son of a _________!! Klingon

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Do you eat chicken at least twice a week? No. I usually eat meat only once a week (I stop into a sub shop on my way home from work Friday nights before I catch the bus home. Sometimes chicken, sometimes roast beast, sometimes ham).

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What is the better country the uk or the usa They're each good in theor own way. England has a rich history, and beautiful old architecture everywhere. In the USA, everything is, well, big... From buildings, to furniture, to cars, to food portions :-)

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If a clown ran up to you, what would you do? Throw a pie in his face, and then laugh hysterically.

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Is anyone else sick of Paris Hilton? Well, I've never been to Paris. And I prefer Embassy Suites.

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If you look to the right of where you are now. What's the first thing you see? I see aliens. Little aliens. They broke into your body to steal your talent so they could win a basketball game against Bugs Bunny.

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The guy I have a crush on is visiting prostitutes. What should I do? Going to a prositute is a sure-fire way of catching an STD. If he's been to one already, give up on him and don't look back.

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Your hands are covered in blood and a dead person is lying at your feet. What do you have to say for yourself? "Ididn'tdoit!Nobodysawmedoit!NobodycanproveIdidit!"

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My six month old staffy has just learnt how to jump fences iv tried tying him up but he just chews the rope wat should i do to stop him jumping fences Get a lightweight steel chain. Make sure the chain isn't long enough to reach the fence (or anything else he can jump on or over), or your pooch will hang himself.

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Can Piccard ever really be trusted again, now that he assimilated with the Borg? Yes. In "First Contact" Piccard's inside knowledge of the Borg saved humanity.

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What cd is closest to you right now? Microsoft Train Simulator

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Have you ever answered and idiotic question with a sarcastic answer? Duh!

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What is something that it NOT very fun to do naked? Walk on the moon.

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I'm collecting souls. How much do you want for yours? Ask Bart Simpson. He's been known to sell his...

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Is it possible to erase a question one might have asked? Or at least prevent people from responding anymore? (2009-11-09) No. Answerbag is intented to be a growing knowledge base. That's why Q&A never expire.

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Does anyone else think we have the most awesome set of founding fathers that any country could have? Nothing wrong with being proud of your country :-) And I admire Thomas Jefferson amd Thomas Paine for their writings on freedom and liberty.

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Is there anyone out there, right now who wants to talk to a depressed, demoralize, drunk? Feel free to email me :-) My email is in my profile...

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I am sitting here listening to a neighbor yell and holler about a baseball game that is on, would it drive you as nuts as it is driving me? yes, that would drive me nuts! I hate sports ever since high school gym class where I was a total klutz, despised by bullies around the world...

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Are you going to get the swine flu shot when it becomes available? I considered it, but decided against it. I ride the bus to work, so I figure I already have a killer immune system :-)

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Do you need an excuse to drink beer? No.

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I cheated on my gf, how can I win her back before 2012 if Obama is The Antichrist? That all depends on whether you think you're pregnant or not, and what mysterious pills you found recently?

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If you could make up any kind of animal that wasnt made up yet what would you be and why? A one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater...

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If you made a dating website what would it be call? www. what? www.uncensoredkinkypersonals.com

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If someone you're romantically interested has had a lot of experience in sex, how would you feel and what would you do? Wouldn't bother me at all :-)

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How can i test a diamond at home? Just write up a list of multiple choice questions for it. Maybe some true/false questions too. But don't give it any essay questions. Diamonds aren't really all that intelligent, you know.

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How to disarm the world from all types of weapons? Mecome a world dictator and conquer the world and disarm all the countries that you conquered. That's how...

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On a scale of 1-10..1 being not important at all and 10 being very important. How important is someone being good in bed in a relationship to you? 10

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What should I get from KFC? A bucket of chicken fingers, extra crispy. A box of buscuits. Mint chocolate cake.

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In an elevator, do you prefer to go up or down? Sideways.

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Which tv shows would you like to see make a comeback? Star Trek: The Next Generation Max Headroom Firefly

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I'm a young single woman seeing two guys. I've told both i'm dating others. I don't want a relationship which I have also made clear from the jump. I spend lots of time btwn the 2. Both have expressed wanting a stronger commitment from me. Am I wrong? Ask them both if they'd like to try a threesome...

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Guys, do you like real boobs or it just does not matter as long as they are big? Boobs don't matter much to me. My mouth goes straight for the pussy. But since you're asking, I prefer real to fake (I'll take real A cups over fake D cups). But size doesn't really matter much to me anyway.

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How to romance a man? What are some pointers to whoo a man? Let him tie you down to the bed spread-eagle and naked with a ring gag in your moth. That'll do it!

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Whats a good reason for being in bed? Because you're sleepy.

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What does the color yellow smell like? I think it depends on each person's brain chemistry. No two people smell the same smell from a given color.

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If i threw a yellow ball to you would you catch it? Well, I'd try for you, Icy. But to be perfectly frank, I sucked at catching balls in high school. I was a total klutz at sports and, as a result, I was despised by bullies around the world.

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What are some good ways to talk to a girl you like? Start by inhaling. Then slowly exhale while tigtening your vocal muscles in your neck and forming shapes with your lips. This will generate sounds. Put the sounds in the correct order to form words. Put these words in a logical sequence to form sentences. If you do it right, she will do the same, and you can have a conversation together. Hope this helps :-)

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If a guy keeps ramming his foot into the base of your chair while listening in class do you think he realises the effect the vibrations are having on your body? He has also invaded my personal space a few times. Does he like me? No. He's probably just an insensitive clod. Enjoy the vibrations, tho ;-)

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Who agrees with me that George W. Bush was the greatest president in United States history? Do you mean Senior Bush? He was okay, nothing really against him. But Junior Bush was the WORST president EVER! Even worse than Clinton! And when Clinton left office, I thought there was no way anyone could ever be worse than him! As conservative presidents go, I rather liked Reagan.

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Do you buy Cheese in blocks or are you like me ,too lazy and buy it already grated? I buy sharp cheddar in blocks because I like to slice it and eat it on crackers. I don't like that artificial cheese that comes in slices, and I don't use grated cheese for anything.

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I have a pet Goldfish named Spot. For 6 points, can you guess why I named him "Spot"? As I understand it, "Spot" is a common pet name. Why would anyone think it unusual?

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Someone is knocking at your door but you are not expecting anyone. What do you do? It's probably someone trying to sell me locked in gas prices. I ignore them.

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I am 18 will be flying for the first time in my life from Toronto to Vancouver (east to west coast) to meet with family for 5 days (monday depature, Friday coming back). I am afraid that I might die? Will I die? What are the chances? What makes you think your family wants to kill you? Without knowing that, there's no way to guess your odds. If that's really a worry for you, bring a tube of pepper spray with you (but don't bring it on the plane with you--pack it in your checked baggage). And if you have ANY suspicion that your family wants to kill you, why would you even go????

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What color are your socks without looking? Are you correct? My socks are all the exact same color: white. When I get low, I buy several packages of the exact same socks at Walmart every few years so that I don't have to sort socks.

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You and I should__________? ...have uninhibited wild kinky sex.

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My husband of 19 years was having an emotional affair. I think differently of him but still love him. Men hit on me all the time but Ive been true to him. I recently met a 26 year old man and having bad thoughts now. We did kiss. Am I a bad person? Yes, you're a bad person. Now call that 26 year old man and offer your body to him and tell him that you need a spanking.

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What age do you consider old? Anything over 2500 years old.

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Do you burn or tan in the sun? Yes. I have very light skin and burn easily.

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Frankly my dear, i _______________? ...I don't give a hydro-electric power plant!

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Will you massage my foot? If you'll give me a tongue bath afterward :-p

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Would you motivate me to get off of AB and TAKE A SHOWER finally?! Please help... If you'll join me in said shower :-p

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Do you want to ask me something? Yes. But I'd need to ask it in private :-p

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Would you like to take a bite out of me? I'd love to! What bit of your body are you willing to sacrifice to me? An ear lobe? A nipple?

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How do you get rid of the guilty feeling you acquire after writing a test which you KNOW you flunked and did not study for? Go back to my dorm and get drunk?

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What is your favorite sport and why? Human Darts! http://www.asstr.org/~HungryGuy/EdgePlay/EdgePlay.htm Go down into the club and find the Red Dungeon. There's a tourney in progress!

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What do you order from Starbucks? I prefer DD. Their coffee is the best! If I want a little style, then I like Panera.

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Fill-in: I would really like some______right now. sex

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What is something that was once considered to be disgraceful but seems to be acceptable in recent times? Really bizarre kinky sex.

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What character from Harry Potter do you think you would be good friends with? Tom Riddle. I'd ask him to teach me the Imperius spell so that I could make any woman I wanted into my sex slave :-p

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On my first trip to New York (I'm 27) what should I not miss? Hungry Guy's dungeon. A must-see for all females!

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What do you think would happen if I were to go up to this girl and tell her she looked hideous in that dress? She'd probably tie you up and sit on your face until you passed out.

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According to the link below i should be in jail. i was pulled over and told i was charged with petty theft and i was not being arrested at the time. the officer then left. no ticket, nothing to sign, didnt even ask to look at my id. what do i do now? That depends. Did you, in fact, commit petty theft? If so, then you're lucky he let you go. But get yourself a lawyer, because the next cop might haul you in. If you never committed a petty theft, or any other crime, then it was probably a mistaken identity or paperwork screwup. Forget about it...

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What's your good word for today? Klavierstein

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What is the most wonderful sensation in the world? Since your question isn't in the Adult section, I cannot answer it.

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If you know what I mean, do you ever mow the lawn? Yes, I know what you mean :-p And no, I don't. But I know some women who do...

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Is there anything special on your wish list for Santa this year? A female sex slave :-p

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Hey... did you do that? Yeah... Sorry...

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My boyfriend of 3 years tries to tell me what to do, and where I can and can't go. He threatens to break up and tells me I'm his "bitch". I stay with him because I love him but I dont want to keep going on this way. What should I do? You should accept that your body is his property and you should obey him.

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How do you fly in your dreams? I just jump up into the sky and will myself to fly higher and higher...

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Ladies, have you ever tasted your menstrual flow? Well, from a guy's point of view, I've tasted a woman's menstrual flow. It doesn't bother me to do so.

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Is healthcare the biggest threat to freedom that you have ever seen? No. I say dying from cancer because you lost your job and don't have medical insurance is the biggest threat to freedom I have ever seen.

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Soooooooo.......... What should I wear? Absolutely nothing :-p

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What sentence from your favorite song would you put on your grave stone? He took a likelong walk back to the exact same spot.

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TRICKY QUESTION!!! lets see who gets the right answer lets say your having a nightmare that you are being chased by a hungry tiger then u see a tree, u climb it and right when u think ur safe u see a snake thas is about to bite u WHAT WOULD YOU DO ..? This happens all the time to me in my nightmares. I jump into the sky and fly away until I see a balcony on one of the buildings floating on the clouds...

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Dirty, filthy guys...can you tell me something that will make me horny? ;) chexie, I want to pee in your mouth.

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Which would be more maddening.. feeling constant burning pain on your skin at all times, always.. or feeling absolutely no sensation anywhere on your skin at all, ever? Pain would be worse. I had an operation on my leg a couple of years ago. As a result, I have a small spot that has no sensation at all.

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If you could chose to have only *one*... for the rest of your life, and none of the others, which do you choose (n why?): chocolate. sex. coffee/caffeine. videogames. tv. internet. movies. your dominant hand. 1 pet. the ability to control your own urine. sex

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Who would like to send me a hug with their mind right now? :p I'd like to send you something else with my mind, chexie :-p

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What places in the world have no/low internet access? What places/people additionally have no/low presence online (no one with internet access ever even refers to them)? You can get internet service via satellite these days. The whole world is covered.

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How do you feel about prostitution? How do you feel towards prostitutes? Whatever occurs between consenting adults is fine by me :-)

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Men, if a woman offered you money for sex, would you do it? If yes, provided you would not catch anything, is there a situation where you ever turn it down? I think I would do it just once for the novelty factor, as long as she looked reasonably clean and healthy and normal. But frankly, any woman who wants sex can just walk into any nightclub, pick up almost any guy there (except one with a gf on his arm), and take him home. There's no reason why a woman would ever need to pay for sex.

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Im addicted to 2 things...sex..and porn...me and my girlfriend have been having alot of issues because of this and want to know how i can fix it? Find a new girlfriend who also likes sex and porn (believe me, lots of girls love sex and porn).

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Do you get mad when someone corrects your grammar? What would you say to them when and if they do? I put them in a big slingshot and hurl them into the sun.

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What was the last thing you bought for yourself? A loaf of bread, a gallon of milk, a block of cheese, a box of light bulbs, a bottle of laundry detergent, a box of frozen waffles, a package of sliced turkey, a box of tea bags, and some AAA batteries.

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Do you fold your underwear or just throw them in the drawer? Why bother folding underwear? I just throw them in the drawer.

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What happened? I woke up this morning in an Goodwill box with a hangover, a seven digit number on my forearm and nothing else. You were probably drugged and robbed. Go to the police. That number might be a clue to lead them to the robber.

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I miss someone greatly...do you? Yes. Someone who was on AB just a couple of years ago.

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My abdomen feels strange, under my breasts but above my navel. Its kind of hard, but NOT tender. It's kinda bloated &, it feels almost like I'm being tickled from the inside. Some nausea. & I've had other symptoms. Anyone know what's wrong or have advice? You're probably pregnant.

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If i smoke 30 cigarettes a day and drink 6 litre's of cider a day how long will i live im 23 You'll probably live until you're 24. Give up the cider, and you might make it to 25.

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Does anyone read ALL the answers before posting one him/herself? No. Just the first page that comes up. Answerbag is so slow that it's too much bother to read every answer if there's more than one page of answers.

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Why are you given cookies and juice after donating blood? To increase your blood sugar levels that you lost by giving blood.

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Why are you given cookies and juice after donating blood? So you can go down the street and swap them for a new iPod.

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How many words are there for butt? 147

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Where should the next America's Cup race be held? Uh...America?

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I have a guy that stares at me almost all the time, but says he doesnt like me, he is nice me, when he was going to a hunted house he aked me, but his friends dont like me. so he got them not to go, does that mean he likes me or is he just being nice? He likes you, but he's immature and insecure since he needs his friends' approval to go somewhere with you.

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What is the best way to put a beached whale out of its misery? Shove an atomic bomb in its mouth...

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Which race of people have you personally had the most trouble dealing with? And why? Don't worry. If you answer, you won't be admitting to being a racist or anything. At the risk of being called an alienist, I'd say Klingons. Just don't get along with the lot of 'em...

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I have a guy in my class that i like how do i know he likes me? Walk up to him, throw your arms around his neck, and give him a long sloppy wet kiss. If he doesn't try to break away, he likes you.

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How would you find a needle in a hay stack? Put it in the same room as an MRI machine.

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What's the best way to eat chicken? In a big cardboard bucket.

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What is the most likely place where my 16 yo elder sister hides her stuff? Well, she had better hurry up and buy herself one of those little Sentry safes to hide her "stuff" in!

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What is the best steakhouse?? Outback, Lone-Star, etc. Outback.

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My dvd player is displaying a double screen It is? Really? Bummer...

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What is the most pointless website? http://www.omnomnomnom.com/

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Jehovah's witnesses come knocking on your door preaching to you and asking you for money, what do you do? If she's an attractive woman, I ask her if she'd like to be my Cum Sponge... http://www1.asstr.org/~HungryGuy/sponge.htm

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Stop typing for a second, and just listen! What do you hear? The air hissing through the life supoport system, and the distant hum of the warp core.

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What to do about my boyfriend? I love my boyfriend so much I cry sometimes just because I am so afraid of losing him. What can I do to overcome my fear of losing him? Make him sign a slave contract, and then make him sleep in a cage in your bedroom, an only let him out when you're horny.

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Where would be the weirdest place where you would find a pink plastic flamingo? Someone's front lawn in Miami Florida.

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Ideas to fall back asleep NyQuil

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In the UNITED STATES, why would someone spend MILLIONS to run for an office that only pays about $75,000.00 a YEAR (or thereabouts)? Lust for power.

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If I say' I don’t know nothing.' Does that mean I know everything? No. Literally, it means, "I do know something." It doesn't mean that you know everything.

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What did the Police want last time they were at your house? They were returning an escaped runaway slave to me.

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Can i lay under the wheels of your car and you drive over me? Sure, if I can have sex with you first. Otherwise, what's in it for me?

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Do you have a high sexual drive? How do you deal with it when your s/o can't keep up? 1.) Yes. 2.) I would just tie her spread-eagle to the bed and put a ring gag in her mouth.

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Will there ever be a way to make humans live forever? Eventually, I believe we'll be avble to cure most diseases, and halt aging. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like this will happen for anyone alive today :-( But there will always be plane crashes (spaceship crashes) and other accidents.

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Will you be on AB on Christmas day? Probably on board my starship going to visit some friends on Betelgeuse...

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How do you feel about prostitution? Is it ever justified? Anything that takes place between consenting adults is perfectly justified, and is nobody else's business!

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Tell me the truth, what does a person have to do to find true love? 1.) Become a writer of sexy stories. 2.) Learn to build your own dungeon furniture. 3.) Learn to make your own leather gear.

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Whats the best game in the world to play? Human Darts! Go down into the club and find the Red Dungeon. There's a tourney in progress... http://www.asstr.org/~HungryGuy/EdgePlay/EdgePlay.htm

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Have you ever watched every episode of a television series? If so, which one? Star Trek: The Next Generation -- I own all 7 seasons on DVD. Same for Firefly -- I have the complete first (and only) season as well as the movie Serenity. And I have every episode of Max Headroom on VHS.

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Should J.K Rowling write a 8th Harry Potter book? Probably not. But I think she should have had Harry return to school at the end of the seventh book and get to graduate.

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Who made you feel the worst when they died in Harry Potter. *** SPOILER ALERT *** Well, Sirius of course. But I always expected that Harry would find a way to get him out of that "black door" in the Ministry of Magic by the end of the series and they'd live happily ever after, and was disappointed that didn't happen. Next would be Dumbledore. I rather think it was ridiculous that she killed off almost all the good guys and end...

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I'm bored and lonely what should I do? You can become my Cum Sponge for a day... http://www1.asstr.org/~HungryGuy/sponge.htm (WARNING: for adults only!)

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I am Mormon, and at a friend's house I had some Red Bull (caffeinated), not knowing what it was. I am afraid to talk to my family about it. What should I do? Have a beer, smoke a joint, and relax and don't worry about it :-)

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Is there something you'd like to tell me? All your base are belong to us!

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If you found out that your personal sushi chef had a warrant out for his arrest would you be willing to turn him in, knowing that you would never be able to enjoy his delicious sushi again? That depends if I knew what the warrant is for. Even if the warrant was for "rape," he could easily be an 18 yo with a 17 yo girlfriend. The laws are so harsh and vindictive these days that I wouldn't automatically assume that someone with a warrant had actually done anything criminal.

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Are u a juggalette or a juggalo if so what up homie and listen to the new song IN YO FACE by Insane Clown Posse. ( Huh????

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Who would like a massage from right now? Icy...

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Do you usually blow dry or air dry your hair? evaporation

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What is an intresting fact of the "Rolling Stones"? They gather no moss?

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What's something you say every single day at least once? Ich wil den Klavierstein!

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Do all men really think they deserve a supermodel or pornobabe? No. I'd rather have an average looking girl who'll let me tie her down to the bed spread eagle and has no gag reflex...

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Momma always said ____________________? pee high, and bury your poo.

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What's the best gun for deer hunting A fully-automatic UZI.

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Are the New York Yankees still the same? No. They're different.

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Why does god get the blame for every thing, when it is evil that does all the ground work. I'll answer your question with another question: Did God create the universe and everything in it, or not? (PLEASE NOTE: I'm not criticizing God; I'm criticising the ridiculous and contradictory notions that some brainwashed extremists claim about God.)

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What movie should every DVD collector have in their library? Serenity.

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Think you have guts? Would you be willing to draw Mohammed's picture with a crayon and post it on the web along with your real name? Nah. I have more fun ways of causing a controversy :-)

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What did Charles Darwin achieved with his theory of evolution? An increase in scientific knowledge and the way the world works. That, in turn, as has most likely led to advances in knowledge in others ways and in other branches of science, and untimately to new discoveries in medicine and technology that we, otherwise, would not have.

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What are some things that make you lose track of time? Power failure. Dead batteries.

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Should I incorperate voice in a persuasive essay for school? Yes! Definitely!

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Should I incorperate voice in a persuasive essay for school? No! Absolutely not!

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Right now I want to crawl into a dark corner with a big bar of chocolate and a big bottle of JD... anyone feeling the same? Only if I can join you in that corner, and we can share :-)

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Did you remember to turn your Glocks back last night? My Glocks are are all armed and loaded :-)

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Why are there so many feminazis on AB? Because there are people of all views represented here. Actually, rabid feminists don't seem to be all that common here--I know only of one, and she seems fairly pleasant and reasonable most of the time except when somene points out a fact that contradicts what is Poitically Correct. And even then, she would rather steer the debate to the topic of her flavored wet tee-shirt :-) ...

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Why do we suffer witches to live when God specifically said not to? Because I believe in "live and let live." So if God wants to punish witches, let Him punish them when the time is right...

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Is it illegal to tamper with a fire hydrant? Of course not! Go ahead! Have fun!

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Due to some BAD ADVICE from ANSWERBAG I was FINED $6000 for "unlawful operation of a fire hydrant" on Halloween, used to keep children away from my home. Is there any way I can pursue a lawsuit against a user for BAD ADVICE? Do you live in the States? I think you can sue ANYONE for ANYTHING there...

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Do you like to be freshly showered and wearing clean cloths every day, even on weekends and vacations? Yes. I can't stand to go to bed feeling dirty, so I always shower before bed, no exceptions. I also like to feel refreshed when I wake up early in the morning to go to work, so I always take a shower on weekday mornings as well. Now, on weekends, I can sleep in, so I don't feel a need to take a shower when I wake up late. And unless I'm going out, I usually just knock...

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What should you do to a succffull team? Freudian slip there, eh?

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Who would gimme head? i gotta raging 8 n a half incha!! As the other answer said, you probably want to phrase your question a little more diplomatically. It also belongs in the AB 4 Adults section. But there's plenty of adult sites that have a section for posting uncensored personals and pics. Do that and you'll have women beating down your door and offering themselves to you, no strings attached!

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How can I stop blaming myself for my uber-intellectual boyfriend breaking up with me? I'm very smart, but maybe not as well-read and poetic as he was. I feel bad about myself all the time. What can I do? If he broke up with you because he thought you were beneath him, then you're better off without him. Find someone new and don't compare IQ points...

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What's your secret to happiness? Your own sex slave who has no limits and no safeword.

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My girl cheated on me early on in our realationship, now have been wit her for 4 yrs.. i kinda got over it but it has made me feel insecure and it still really hurts sometimes, she doesn't understand that though! i still love her i think, wat should i do? Make her wear a chastity belt (a sturdy one that she can't slip off or cut off)--and only you have the key. If she refuses, then leave her and find a girl who won't cheat on you.

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What is the best sexual experience you have ever had? My best sexual experience was tying a girl down spread eagle to my bed with her arms and legs outstretched, and her wrists and ankles tied with ropes to the bedposts, put a ring gag in her mouth so she couldn't bite, and I mounted her and brutally f----d her mouth. That was the best! And before the militant feminists go on a DR orgy here: 1. The question asked for my best sexual...

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My problem is tat im a v possive iwant tat k my hubby only give time to me when he is with me no one can disturbe us sometime ithnk tat he irritate my nature n soon he leve me Huh????

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Why do Republicans hate a free Internet? Several reasons: 1.) Republicans hate freedom of speech (when you have freedom of speech, all viewpoints can be heard; so for any issue, the lies are eventually exposed and the truth eventually comes out), and the internet embodies the principle of freedom of speech with a vengeance. 2.) Republicans are slaves to big corporations (but so are Democrats to some extent--don't mean to...

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Do you get up with or without an alarm? Without. I always wake up just a few minutes before I need to. Most of us have a very accurate internal clock, but few of us trust it enough to take a chance on sleeping without an alarm.

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I am having a bacon cheese burger for breakfast - do you want one? Yeah! Clog those artieries!!!

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Don't you hate it when Answerbaggers give you negative points just because they don't like the question you ask?!?! It does put me off posting! Yes. I think it's ridiculous that questions can be rated.

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Do you have a solution for the energy problem in the free world? How should we heat our homes, offices, schools and fuel our cars? Do you think it is time to end our fossil fuel dependents? Yes. Home experimenters are working on the answer to this problem at this very moment. Google "Low Energy Nuclear Reaction" or "Cold Fusion" and you'll see that we're painfully close to a world of essentially free electricity.

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"It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument." - William G. McAdoo. Has Answerbag demonstrated the truth of that to you? Pretty much, yeah...

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LOL I just got -8 for expressing my religious views...are we still allowed to believe in God or am I missing something? Well, a few years ago I got downrated by a bunch of religious fanatics because I said I believe in freedom of speech. So it works both ways. Deal with it...

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Is the Meatloaf song `I would do anything for love, but I won`t do that` about anal sex? I think he was saying that he'd never get married.

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How much sex, is too much sex? There is no such thing as too much sex.

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What fits into Russia? People, cars, trees, houses, roads, trains, buses, airplanes, boats, birds, animals, flowers, and maybe a few other things, too...

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Sexual violence against women and girls is happening too much. Is this a fantasy that all men have and some act out on[getting turned on by sexual vioence towards women/girls]? Do all men want to hurt little girls in their fantasies? Little girls? Ugh! No! Only sickos and Mormons want to rape and hurt little girls! Now BIG girls! That's a whole 'nother issue ;-)

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Guys gone wild videos sell to as many girls as Girls gone wild videos to guys. Women are just as visual and that's proof! Why can't guys accept this fact? Obviously, you're meeting the wrong kind of guys... I suspect that your hang-ups against kinky sex are leading you to reject all the open-minded guys, and are why all your questions go like, "Why are guys such jerks?" and "Why won't guys do this?" and "Why won't guys accept that?"

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Men if I want you to suck my tits through a wet t-shirt what would you want me to wet it with? Just water. Though, I'd rather there NOT be a t-shirt in the way...

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Why are teenage boys mean when it comes to sex? Why do they try to use girls and then get a thrill out of dumping them? This is sick! Teenage boys are jerks. They are driven entirely by their raging hormones, and will do and say ANYTHING to get into a girl's pants.

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I admit I used guys for sex. Any of you men out there been used by a woman for sex and you wanted more from her[relationship]? No. The last time I had a one night stand, last month a woman read my erotic stories online and then emailed me asking me to meet her for kinky sex. Before we met, we both agreed that it would be a one-time meeting so that there wouldn't be any misunderstandings or hurt feelings afterward...

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I am a woman and if I have a one night stand I feel I used the guy for sex. So why do people say he used me? Why so sexist? I don't knwo who the sexists are, but I had a one-night-stand with a woman over the Memorial Day weekend last month. We used each other. We both readily admit that we used each other.

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I am a woman with a high sex drive and many of my friends are the same. Men do you know any women who have high sex drives? Do you like women who are horny all the time? 1.) Yes! 2.) Yes!!!

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I enjoy breast attention kissing, sucking, licking. I would not enjoy biting or pinching. Why would some men want to inflict pain? ...because women ask for it?

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Do guys know women are just as visual when it comes to sex? Yes. But I'm the exception to most guys.

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There are Playgirls who use men for sex. Many men wind up broken hearted because they wanted a relationship. So it's not only men who do this. Why doesn't society recognize it? Because there's this thing called "freedom." Maybe you've heard of it... Or maybe you haven't...

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Do most men fantasize about sexually hurting women? Hurting? No. But I fantasize about using women as my personal play thing--and a little bit of roughness necessarily goes along with that (and before you DR me, there are an equal number of women (I'v played with my fair share of them) who fantasize about being used as nothing more than a man's playtoy).

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Men keep saying it is in their genes to sleep with many women. It is in womens genes too to sleep with many men. We are human too! But people who have morals realize it is wrong to do. How many of you do not sleep around? It's in men's genes to sleep with as many women as possible and spread their genes through the gene pool as widely as possible. It's in women's genes to find a man who will give her strong healthy children and be strong enough to support her and the family until the children are grown. And yes, this is a generalization and simplification; many people have been able to...

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I have these itchy bumps along my pantie line and I have been tested for everything and they were all fine so I have no clue what they are and was hoping someone else might know Try switching to a "free & clear" type of laundry detergent. Use Dreft (it's really expensive) until the bumps are gone, and then switch to a cheaper generic detergent.

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If there were no laws against rape would most men rape? http://www.asstr.org/files/Authors/HungryGuy/The_Right_To_Rape.txt

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Do most men get turned on by the thought of raping and hurting a woman? Raping? Absolutely not! It has to be mutually consensual. And if it's mutually consensual, it's not rape. As for hurting, well, you may not believe it (or just may not WANT to believe it), but some people (both men and women) get off on rough sex. Again, as long as it's mutually consensual...

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Men only! Do you think most men single/married go to prostitutes? A real man doesn't need to go to prostitutes! Many of those prostitutes were once men! That's my worry as well. I have often considered partaking of the service of a pro, but have also wondered if many of them are m-to-f transexuals, which has kept me from doing so... Besides, I get enough women who who give it to me for "free" after reading my erotic stories... Now, before you trannys get the DRs out, I have nothing against transexuals. I believe in...

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Do men know that women have crazy sex fantasies like tying men up and having our way with them? Yes, I know that! Although most of the women whom I've played with have read my erotic stories and have subsequently asked me to meet them for kinky sex in which I do the tying up and the having of my way with them :-)

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Why do men like sexually hurting women or like watching women being sexually hurt? It is sooo sick!! Why are some men scuh control freaks, and narrow-minded, and ignorant on what it truly means to have a free society, that they refuse to accept that different people enjoy different thrills, and so have to impose their own standards on what kinds of kinky sex that other people enjoy doing, even when it is in private and mutually consensual? That is soooo sick! (Yes, fell free to DR me...

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You have a dollar. If you put it in a box, there is a 10% chance that it will turn into $90 billion and you'll be rich. But, there's a 90% chance that it will turn into a monster that will eat you if you put it in the box. Do you put it in the box? I'll round up about 90 friends and we'll all get pump action 12-guage shotguns. Then I'll put the dollar in the box. If it turns into $90 billion, we'll all have a Billion each. It it turns into a monster, well, 90 men with big ass shotguns should be able to shred just about any monster.

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I've always heard, "The darker the berry the sweeter the juice." Is that true? I havan't had the opportunity to taste a dark berry yet. So I don't know if this is true. But I'd love to one of thes days...

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Are you careful about what questions you ask on answerbag? No (and that gets me into a lot of trouble sometimes :-)

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AAAAAHHH...I recently cut my hair...and i love the new look...but i got more attention when i had my long hair....now only a few heads turn and im not as confident....so my question is (For guys only) do u prefer long hair on a woman or short hair?... Actually, I prefer short hair. But as men go, I think I'm the exception.

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Will you state two truths and 1 lie about yourself? Don't say which is the truth and which is the lie and I will try and guess. :) 1.) I am really a space alien born on a distant planet, but am close enough in appearance to humans that I can pass for human with a little makeup and padding. 2.) I love orange juice. 3.) I am about 2400 years old.

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I am really in need of a ___________!!! What? a girl who doesn't have a gag reflex

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What do you think of a single restuarant that serves every kind of food:American,Italian,Mexican,etc? Interesting idea. A large group of people at work going out to lunch wouldn't have to argue over what style of restaurant to go to. Everyone could get what they wanted! But your inventory expenses would be enormous. You'd need to stock every conceivable ingredient. And you'd have to hire many different cooks experienced in each type of ethnic food. Your prices would have...

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You're having sex. The phone rings. Do you stop and answer it? Whenever I'm having sex, the girl is usually tied down spread eagle to the bed or something. So if I'm in such a mood, and if it's another girl calling, I might answer it and just let the one girl continue sucking on my oo-oo while I gab on the phone with the other girl.

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If you could bring back THREE TV shows that have been discontinued, which ones would they be? Star Trek: The Next Generation Firefly Max Headroom

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Why is Man on Earth? Because millions of years ago, two amino acids bumped into each other in just the right way and formed a protien molecule.

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Do you have anything attached to your keychain? What is it? Keys. Car remote. USB thumb drive. Leatherman tool.

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If you had a slave, what would you use him/her for? This --> http://www1.asstr.org/~HungryGuy/sponge.htm And this --> http://www1.asstr.org/~HungryGuy/box.htm

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Whats an old saying that means someone is an idiot? IE Shes as dumb as a box of Rocks Half a bubble off plumb.

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Do you ever feel sorry for prisoners? That depends. Murderers and muggers and rapists, no. But most other people, the laws these days are way too strict and severe. And people who are completely innocent, who are in jail for political "crimes" like drugs, prostitution, gambling, etc., I do feel bad for. I.e., don't ever ask me to be on a jury! I believe in freedom and justice!

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Faithful up to this point but I want an affair so badly I can’t sleep. I have to have some relief. My GFs say I have the perfect opportunity with a cute guy at work that I turned down previously when he asked me out. Yes or NO? Sure! Go for it! But to be fair to your current BF, you should tell him that you are going to and it's up to him to accept it or leave.

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Did you sleep in the nude last night? I always sleep nude. I just put a towel under my bum so there are no stains on my sheets.

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When was the last time you cut some ties that were binding you? I don't remember. I rarely cut ties. Rather, I'm always hoping that old friends will come back into my life.

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The Obama administration has made good on its promise to stop interfering with states that allow the medical use of marijuana. Is this Reefer Sanity? Yes. After years of oppression and injustice onder Bush, we're finally startig to get some freedom and justice for a change :-)

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Who would win in a fist fight: You or me? That depends on whether or not you're naked :-p

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Do you drink alcohol a lot, seldom, or never? If you do drink which is your favorite drink? Rarely. I might have a beer (Guinness)or two on a Friday or Saturday evening. That's about it. I have Kahlua and a few other things in my cabinet, but I have't touched it in ages.

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Please tell me how you delete a friend who keeps ignoring you? It is a long story! Instead, go and strike up a chat with your friend instead of deleting him...

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In order of Best to Worst, how do you like the following: The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Family Guy, American Dad, and Futurama? The Simpsons are a riot! The humor is often subtle and at many levels. I remember when they started as a short skit on the Tracey Ullman Show. And I've been watching it regularly ever since. Shortly after the Simpsons became an instant hit, they started King of the Hill. I watched the very first episode, mainly because it came on right after the Simpsons, and thought it was so...

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What's the coolest thing that you've ever seen? A tank of liquid oxygen.

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Have you ever wanted to shoot anvils in the air? No.

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Every once in a while I cough up a small white thing that looks like a seed, is this normal? No.

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What is your favorite thing/things to collect? slave women :-)

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If you were given the choice to live anywhere in the world, where would you choose? My own starship, that has microbots for self-repairs and maintenance, and can mine asteroids for raw materials, and can collect fuel from gas giant planets for its fusion reactors.

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Is it possible to figure out who's making me + ratings if s/he leaves no tracking? Yes, there are both Trolls (people who go around giving - points), and Point Fairies (people who go around giving + points). It's anonymous to prevent ratings wars.

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I've always believed in Jesus, but lately I've been feeling that there's really no excuse for a God creating suffering, no matter what it's purpose! It's useless. I truly almighty God could create a world free of it yet still give us free will. Agree? Your querstion is probably the #1 reason why rational people doubt the Christian version of God. Most (but not all) Christians make the following assertions about God: 1.) God is loving and kind and just. 2.) God created the unverse. God created all living things, including us. God created EVERYTHING, including Hell. 3.) God, alone, decided the rules by which we must live....

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Why can't people who disagree with the bible just ignore it but they have to keep on trying to score points over believers? Because this is a public forum, and most people take questions as an open invitation to reply. Further, the best way to reveal the truth about anything is to allow all viewpoints to be heard (even the crazy ones) and openly discussed and debated.

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HELP! I've been feeding squirrels some peanuts off my balcony and now some of them are climbing all over my balcony screen door, and acting crazy!! Why are they doing this? ROTFLMAO!

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Twisted pair cable red curtains

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Why is this question rejected as nonsense? Is this world really so ignorant and hateful to traditional Christian values? You need to find a girlfriend with compatible values. Her values aren't wrong, and your values aren't wrong. They're just not compatible. FWIW, most rational people believe that there is absolutely nothing bad or immoral whatsoever about any activity that is peaceful and done is private or between consenting individuals. Further, the world isn't ignorant and...

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Please Help :( i recently spent 3 paychecks on a brand new 80 GB Ipod and it froze sometimes and wouldnt play some songs...and nowwwwww it reads it but it won't sync at all i lost of all my songs on it now and im pissed. What do i do????? please help It's probably too late for your iPod. The best adive I can give you is buy yoruself a portable CD player and buy your music on CD. Those iPod things have rabid copy protection. But a CD is yours to copy, rip, burn, etc. Then you can convert the songs you want to MP3 and copy them to an MP3 player--cheaper than an iPod, just as portable, and more versatile.

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What do you do when you can't sleep at night? NyQuil. Knocks me right out!

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Why is it fashionable to be bitter and grouchy these days? I have tried to meet new people by being friendly and positive (but I'm no Pollyanna) and that just seems to make them angry. Should I try being gloomy and see if that works? I'm wondering where you're meeting these people. I find people are friendly if you're friendly. For example, I've made a number of casual friends on the bus on my way to and from work. Maybe you just need to change your habits and schedule slightly to come across a different set of people in your travels...

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Society makes fun of virgins that stay sexually pure, but also insults people that are too sexually active. Is there a way to not be taunted about your sexuality? Yeah. Be a writer or erotic horror stories, and wait for women to write to you and ask you to meet them for kinky sex...

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Would you ever come to an AB party? I'd love to! But it would have to be fairly close to me...

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Where could your TV remote be? It's in a plastic box next to my sofa that's full of remotes (TV, digital converter, CD player, DVD player, VCR).

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Want a donut burger? [see link] Not really. Though I sometimes have a burger on a bagel or on a crumpet.

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You are delivering pizza, and a woman opens the door, nude. Do you call your boss or collect the money and run? Actually, I collect the money and wait...

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Can you answer this question with a question? No.

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What makes you feel really good about yourself right now? I just replaced my old mechanical thermostat with a new digital thermostat.

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Do you feel sorry for people who go to jail because of drugs? If they're in jail ONLY for drugs, then, yes. They're political prisoners. Nobody has the right to tell another person what they can do with thier own body, as long as it's consensual and in private.

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Do you want "under God" out of our pledge? "Our" pledge?!?! I didn't know that Answerbag even had a pledge, or that God was mentioned in it...

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How come no one gives me points when I answer in spanish? Ich wil den Klavierstein!

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What do you miss most from the 90's? Star Trek: The Next Generation

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Why are fools and fanatics always so certain of themselves, but wiser people are full of doubts? Because, at one time or other, wise people have already experienced being wrong when they were sure they were right. They, therefore, know that they can never be totally sure of anything--or at least very few things, such as, for example, that 2+2=4. For anything much more complex than that, new facts could always come along and change what they know. OTOH, fools make up their mind, and...

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If hes phsically fed me a drink twice A guy friend of my fam, started noticing way he acts around me, seems like he wants to share convo and get to know me but i havent had a chance to chat yet, i def feel a spark, hw do i approach him? 2 leet ur gt m@ the j00n 4 day!

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Decisions, decisions..should I take a shower now before bed or just go to bed and shower in the morning? Personally, I can't stand going to bed feeling dirty. I always take a shower before bed, no exceptions.

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Have you ever eaten hospital food that you honestly enjoyed? Yes, actually. I had surgery on my leg 2 years ago. Ellis Hospital in Synecdoche actually has pretty good food. You can order practically anything you want 24 hours a day.

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Does Angela know how much she means to me? Nope. She doesn't have a clue.

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Is there a way to connect my ipod to my friends computer with out erasing my music I'd be careful about hooking it up to anyone else's computer but your own. Those iPod things have rabid copy protection on everything. That's why I prefer CDs. I can rip them to by computer, and then burn CDs for my car, portable CD player, etc. And since they're just files, I can easily copy them on a thumb drive for backup, etc. What they SHOULD make is...

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This guy I've recently met says he's excited to get to know me, to find what makes me happy and to see what happens in the future, but also says he doesn't want to label anything and doesn't see us as "we". what are his intentions? Should I waste my time Sure. Waste your time for a while. If nothing develops after a while, then move on.

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To all those who do not believe in Heaven and Hell, will you be sorry if you are actually wrong? Eternity is never ending and one of those 2 places would be a complete drag to spend your forever, wouldn't it? Sure. But if you're right, then in order to get to Heaven, you have to worship the kind of God who would create a universe in which people can spend never-ending eternity being tortured. Think about that... BTW, Please note that I'm not criticizing God. Rather, I'm criticizing people who don't know how to use their brains...

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Do you ever play around in Microsoft Paint? Can you post a picture you've drawn? I prefer Photoshop or Paint Ship Pro. I tried to upload a .JPG of a pic that I drew, but AB gave me an error message "Can't create a thumbnail of an animated GIF" WTF?!?!

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Would you rather date a virgin or someone with experience? I did a virgin once. Was overrated. I'll go with experience...

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Facebook users... I just learned about all the application on Facebook. Which ones do you use? What do you recommend? I have a friend on Facebook who's always signing up for "applications" and sending me stuff. I don't want to be antisocial and refuse, but it makes me nevous, because whenever I accept an application it says that it has access to my personal information and my friends' information. If a malicious application ever gets into Facebook, that could mean big trouble!

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What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear someone say new orleans? Cat People

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If you could freeze time what would you do? I guess I would have several freezer bags of frozen time in my refrigerator...

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Why we do not remember our past lives? Because memories are stored as electrical impulses in our brain cells. When we die, the structure that contains our memories is destroyed, and the memories simply cease to exist. The carbon that was once a component of your brain cells gets eaten and ingested by bacteria, so in a sense, you will "come back" as a bacterium (or many different bacteria). But the memores are NOT...

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Can God incarnate Himself in human form? Is there one now? According to the OT, God routinely took upon human form to chat with Adam and Eve in person. As for whether He is here now, there's no way to know. Though, while I can't speak for God, if I had gone to the trouple of creating a universe and created life and watched them evolve from microbes to build a technological civilization over the eons, you can bet your bippy that I...

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If tomorrow never comes, what happened yesterday? If tomorrow never comes, what will the langoliers eat? They'll all starve!

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How important is sex to you in a relationship? Essential.

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What is one thing you really want out of life? My own female sex slave with no safeword and no limits :-)

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My wife found a condom in my 14 yr. old sons bedroom. She got mad and wanted me to punish him. I told her to put it back. be quiet, and be thankful he has the maturity to use them. She's mad at both of us now. Was I wrong? You and your son are wise. Your wife must want your son to knock a girl up and have to quit high school and get a job at Micky D's. Stupid woman! Just tell your son to hide his rubbers better next time.

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What would you do if I blindfolded you? You had better bind my wrists and ankles, too, otherwise I'll turn the tables on you :-)

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Is our body a Living temple of God? If so, is it right to desecrate this temple by eating non-veg? Read the Old Testament... God loves a good barbecue!

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What do you usually put on your baked potato - butter, salt, pepper, cheese, sour cream, chopped green onion, chives, something else, or what combo? Butter.

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My house smells like pumpkin spice, what dose yours smell like? Microwave butter popcorn.

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Guys... does a girl being fat even if she has the best personality in the world, affect how you think about her? Makes no difference to me. The biggest problem with overweight women isn't the weight, but their insecurity. I knew a slightly-overweight woman not too long ago and she was downright beautiful. But she was always going on about how people were cruel to her. But I got in trouble several times in my emails to her when she picked on some word or other that I used that sounded to her...

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A friend of mine seemed like she was hitting on me lately.We are both 15 yr old girls. I never thought I was gay but for a while I have tried to ignore these feelings I have for her. We held hands the other day. Do you think I should tell her I like her? Yeah. Let her know how you feel. Especially if you sense the feeling is mutual.

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One of my best friends has this plan that if we are still single by the age of 35 (in 7 yrs), we should get together and be a life couple. What kind of feelings do you think he has for me? Hell, why wait 7 years? Go for it! Have a talk with your friend and say "why wait?" Romantic love is overrated, IMO. Two best friends who trust each other sharing a life together sounds like a good life to me :-)

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Do you think this Halloween costume is Offensive? Hilarious! I want one!

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Why do pretty girls always date really ugly boys? Out of necessity, ugly boys often develop other "talents" and "skills" desired by girls, that pretty boys don't think they need.

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Ive got just enough money to put my car back on the road because of repairs... but afterwards I'll be broke... ''I'm a student''... Should I spend the money, be broke but have a car? Or have no car and lots a $? Do you have other options? Can you get around your town by city bus? Use a taxi when you have to go somehere you can't go by bus? Rent a car when you absolutely have to go somewhere far away? If so, that might be your better short-term solution.

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Do you usually give people the benefit of the doubt? Yes. Usually.

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I am currently wirting a book pertaining to the ignorance of the everyday consumer. Would anyone be willing to give a hilarious or stupid quote actually said by a customer? I will write a dedication to you in the book. Buy one at double the price--get one free!!!!! What a deal!!!! Don't pass this one up!!!

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Do we really dream in black and white or in color? I dream in color and hear sounds. I vaguely remember smelling and touching things in dreams.

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Kyle XY Series or Star Trek? which one is best sci-fi show? Never heard of Kyle XY. So between your two choices I vote for Star Trek. But you left out some excellent SF shows: Max Headroom Doctor Who Firefly The Tomorrow People Babylon 5 Alien Nation

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Have you ever taken a prescription, narcotic pain medication? Yes. I had kidney stones a while ago. I also had surgery on my leg a couple of years ago.

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"He's dead Jim". What other catch lines immediately identify a show for you? Doh! This will all end in tears. I just know it. I'd calculate your chances for survival. But you won't like it. Make it so. Engage! Two minds, but one single memory!

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Why don't you send me an email ? :P I just sent you an email. I sent you the item that I promised I'd send to you :-)

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Now who thinks this is wrong, my mom complains that we dont spend much time together, then she said that her and her boyfriend are going on a cruise, i said well lets use that money for a family vacation,then she said she needed it and always wanted to go A family cruise vacation is an excellent way to spend time together. Have fun!

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What is "Truth"? 2 + 2 = 4

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What's the most imaginative use of superglue you can think of? Well, if you accidentally used it as a spermicide, you might be in for some fun times for a few days :-)

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How to put align=center in a script like this <script menumaker src="pipe1.js"></script>? ALIGN= is not a parameter of the SCRIPT tag. It will have no effect whatsoever.

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Would you rather have strawberry cheesecake, cherry cheesecake, or chocolate cheesecake? I'd rather taste your berry skittle...

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I'm going to an estate auction this evening. Have you ever been to an auction? What did you buy? I bought a slave once. I sold her to a pimp a few years later.

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If we had an Answerbag kissing booth, would you participate? Sounds like fun!

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How do I get a guy to come back to me after I have left him 7 different times each time finding someone eles, but still caring for the person I left in the first place and then lieing to him. You left him 7 times?!?! He gave you lots of chances... Unless he's a sucker for hurt, the only way you're going to get him back again is to kidnap him and keep him against his will as a sex slave in your basement (he might even like that--who knows).

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Is your television on or off right now? If it is on what are you watching? Off. No TV. No music. No anyhing but a clock ticking in my kitchen. I'm indulging myself in silence right now.

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Do you welcome every problem as an opportunity? No. That's silly. That's something that wealthy corporate executives with golden parachutes say to motivate the slaves (oops, I mean employees).

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True or False? You have found the love of your life!? I thought I found her a few years ago (met her here on AB incidentally), then she just fell of the face of the earth :-(

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