Answerbag: Countess Crapula's answers http://www.answerbag.com/profile/741093 New Answerbag answers from Countess Crapula Tue, 29 May 2012 21:12:43 -0700 Tue, 29 May 2012 21:12:43 -0700 Answer to I need to lose 30 pounds in a month or two i dont care about being healthy, im in my young teens and am desperate! i am already drinking LOTS of water! please!please!PLEASE HELP ME! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6760970 I need to lose 30 pounds in a month or two i dont care about being healthy, im in my young teens and am desperate! i am already drinking LOTS of water! please!please!PLEASE HELP ME!<br /><br />HEY SILLY GIRL, LISTEN AND LISTEN GOOD! You are in your young teens which means under 15, which means you may die. You CANNOT lose 30 pounds in a month. Stop being a stupid teenager and wake up. Get up off the goddamned computer and take a brisk walk for an HOUR, EVERY DAY. Eat lots and... Wed, 10 Jun 2009 11:00:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6760970 Answer to If you mowed my lawn and I gave you a $100 bill, Would you keep it? (just an average size lawn) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6760909 If you mowed my lawn and I gave you a $100 bill, Would you keep it? (just an average size lawn)<br /><br />of course. I like cutting grass in the yard. sorry but I&#039;m not falling for anything. Wed, 10 Jun 2009 10:53:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6760909 Answer to How long should you sit in a sauna to see any benefits? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6760897 How long should you sit in a sauna to see any benefits?<br /><br />benefits? Sorry but the only benefit from a sauna is looser muscles, clearer skin, clearer lungs. If you are trying to lose weight, then stay in the sauna for three hours until you pass out and then after the doctors revive you, you can find a real, bonafide, healthy way to lose weight. Wed, 10 Jun 2009 10:52:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6760897 Answer to Are you taller than 5`8? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6760603 Are you taller than 5`8?<br /><br />yes, five-nine. Wed, 10 Jun 2009 10:19:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6760603 Answer to What do athiests refer to the years (that Christians call BC) as? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6760547 What do athiests refer to the years (that Christians call BC) as?<br /><br />We&#039;re Atheists, we&#039;re not idiots. And if you want to nit-pick, then BC is Before the Common era. Wed, 10 Jun 2009 10:12:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6760547 Answer to Do you flirt on AB? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759837 Do you flirt on AB?<br /><br />Today was the FIRST time. I told AlFugazi I had a mini cyber-crush on him (hee hee).....hands off bitches....just kidding! Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:48:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759837 Answer to What age do you think teenagers should be allowed make up their minds about going to mass or staying at home, instead of being forced to go by parents/guardians.....? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759708 What age do you think teenagers should be allowed make up their minds about going to mass or staying at home, instead of being forced to go by parents/guardians.....?<br /><br />when they are 18. kids can&#039;t make that decision. they need to grow up and experience the world before they decide to follow a religion or spiritual path. Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:34:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759708 Answer to What is a great vehicle that seats eight? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759670 What is a great vehicle that seats eight?<br /><br />Excursion baby! Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:30:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759670 Answer to Do you know a good insult in another language? Could you post it along with the translation, please? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759650 Do you know a good insult in another language? Could you post it along with the translation, please?<br /><br />&quot;La puta que te pario (pronounced &quot;par-YO&quot;) that means &quot;the whore that birthed you&quot; &quot;Andate a la chucha&quot; means go to the twat/pu%sy, etc. or the good old Dominican stand by: &quot;Vete p&#039;al carajo maldito hijo de puta, mari-con-queso, dejate de... Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:28:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759650 Answer to How much do you need to lose to be your Perfect Weight? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759602 How much do you need to lose to be your Perfect Weight?<br /><br />well, since my perfect weight is 170 for my 5&#039;9&quot; frame, then I&#039;d say.....70 lbs. Already working on it so I&#039;d say then 66lbs. Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:25:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759602 Answer to Who watches Daisy of Love? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759581 Who watches Daisy of Love?<br /><br />numbskulls. That piece of garbage popped up on my tv screen by accident and I was so scared. I couldn&#039;t believe someone would actually make themselves look like that on purpose. She is disgusting and she doesn&#039;t have to be. How ugly did she think she was that she had to do that to... Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:22:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759581 Answer to What are a few of your favorite movies from the 1980's....I mean movies that you have already watched more than once?(that favorite!) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759511 What are a few of your favorite movies from the 1980's....I mean movies that you have already watched more than once?(that favorite!)<br /><br />&quot;Just One of the Guys&quot; &quot;Sixteen Candles&quot; &quot;Pretty In Pink&quot; &quot;The Breakfast Club&quot; (only now I can&#039;t watch it without rolling my eyes.) Beverly Hills Cop The Cotton Club E.T. Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:12:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759511 Answer to What does it mean for a boy to call a girl his sister? I dont even know him and he calls me that and helps me,? Why, I dont even know him? He acts crazy and vulgar around his friends but when he's with me he is calm. He does things for me and doesnt let a http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759504 What does it mean for a boy to call a girl his sister? I dont even know him and he calls me that and helps me,? Why, I dont even know him? He acts crazy and vulgar around his friends but when he's with me he is calm. He does things for me and doesnt let a<br /><br />here&#039;s an inneresting story...I knew a guy who had 5 brothers. When they saw each other, they would greet by saying &quot;Hey Brother.&quot; Well, the guy says that to everybody. I guess since there are so many brothers, it became part of his way of addressing people. But, this man... Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:10:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759504 Answer to What are some good songs for weddings? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759475 What are some good songs for weddings?<br /><br />&quot;Swing Low Sweet Chariot&quot; or &quot;Help&quot; by the Beatles Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:06:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759475 Answer to What kind of accent do you have (city, state, country, etc)? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759458 What kind of accent do you have (city, state, country, etc)?<br /><br />New Yawk, Queens persuasion. Seriously I haven&#039;t got much of an accent but overall, anyone can tell I&#039;m from New York. Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:04:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759458 Answer to If buying alcohol was against the law would you break the law to get some? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759243 If buying alcohol was against the law would you break the law to get some?<br /><br />nah, I&#039;ll make an effort for grass but not booze. Wed, 10 Jun 2009 07:37:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759243 Answer to Are you a very calm person when you see a big spider? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759182 Are you a very calm person when you see a big spider?<br /><br />I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE spiders. I don&#039;t care if they are tiny or big as my hand covered in hair, (naturally I respect the bigger ones). I love spiders and I rescue them all the time. Wed, 10 Jun 2009 07:27:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759182 Answer to Which movies would you least like to see remade? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759167 Which movies would you least like to see remade?<br /><br />every single one they are remaking now. I swear to GOD if they fuck up Pelham 123, I&#039;m gonna chop some heads, I freaking swear!!!! Wed, 10 Jun 2009 07:25:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759167 Answer to What stopped you from commiting suicide? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759147 What stopped you from commiting suicide?<br /><br />My insatiable curiosity to see what happens next .... honestly, it flashed through my head this morning but it&#039;s only ever flashes. Wed, 10 Jun 2009 07:20:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759147 Answer to True or False? You like Wine better than Champagne! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759101 True or False? You like Wine better than Champagne!<br /><br />true! Even though champagne is sparkling wine, I like regular wine. Wed, 10 Jun 2009 07:11:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759101 Answer to I looked thru my boyfriends phone (my bad, I know) but found texts b/t him & his ex-fiance & another girl about meeting up, sending naked pics back&forth, and what he was going to do to them all while I was away for 2 weeks. How do I approach him? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759080 I looked thru my boyfriends phone (my bad, I know) but found texts b/t him & his ex-fiance & another girl about meeting up, sending naked pics back&forth, and what he was going to do to them all while I was away for 2 weeks. How do I approach him?<br /><br />OK, #1 - you have to accept the fact that you looked through his phone and THAT is the first place he&#039;s going to attack you. #2 - when you talk to him, don&#039;t start with &quot;I went through your phone....&quot; just get to the point and say &quot;So I understand you have plans to hook... Wed, 10 Jun 2009 07:08:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759080 Answer to I am a straight married guy and want to suck a guy off just to experience it. What is the best way to find someone that will not give an STD? I don't think I am gay, and probably will not ever do this again, its just one of those things in my bucket list. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759011 I am a straight married guy and want to suck a guy off just to experience it. What is the best way to find someone that will not give an STD? I don't think I am gay, and probably will not ever do this again, its just one of those things in my bucket list.<br /><br />ok, you ARE gay. It&#039;s no big deal. it&#039;s called HOMO sexuality for a reason. HOMO = MAN ie same sex. Remember, you can&#039;t put an egg back in its shell once you crack it open. +5 Wed, 10 Jun 2009 06:57:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6759011 Answer to Why can't you bring a horse to water and make it drink? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6758891 Why can't you bring a horse to water and make it drink?<br /><br />becaseu he already had three shots of Patron at the last watering hole and he needs an hour of downtime. Wed, 10 Jun 2009 06:39:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6758891 Answer to My b/f's friends don't like me. They were really nice to me until I asked him out. Now they tell me that he hates me & wants to kill me & that he was thinking of breaking up w/ me. So he's mad at his "friends" & his friends hate me. what should i do? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6758754 My b/f's friends don't like me. They were really nice to me until I asked him out. Now they tell me that he hates me & wants to kill me & that he was thinking of breaking up w/ me. So he's mad at his "friends" & his friends hate me. what should i do?<br /><br />Are your boyfriends friends 12 years old? Holy crap what a bunch of bitches. Obviously the only answer is &quot;F&amp;&amp;K his friends!&quot; Your guy is on your side so unless those dudes pay your rent or buy your food, they don&#039;t matter one fig. Don&#039;t worry about them. Wed, 10 Jun 2009 06:21:39 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6758754 Answer to Who was the first person to invent a cure for genital herpes. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6758700 Who was the first person to invent a cure for genital herpes.<br /><br />there is no cure for herpes...remember Eddie Murphy said it best...&quot;you keep that shit like luggage.&quot; Wed, 10 Jun 2009 06:11:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6758700 Answer to Do YOU think you're a good singer? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6758692 Do YOU think you're a good singer?<br /><br />I like to sing. I can sing....well, as well as someone who has an ear for music and can carry a tune can sing without having nurtured it. I have depth of voice and strong diaphragm. Pity...I sing when washing dishes or on my bike or when the mood strikes me and a song is on. Wed, 10 Jun 2009 06:11:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6758692 Answer to What's the weather like where you are? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6758637 What's the weather like where you are?<br /><br />super foggy, humid, misty, storm on fringe... Wed, 10 Jun 2009 06:03:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6758637 Answer to A California hospital is assisting a few victims of the Mexican daycare fire, free of charge. I saw a comment that someone left stating "our tax dollars at work" how can people be so cruel and heartless? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6758630 A California hospital is assisting a few victims of the Mexican daycare fire, free of charge. I saw a comment that someone left stating "our tax dollars at work" how can people be so cruel and heartless?<br /><br />they&#039;re here, what is the big deal about helping them out? It is like having a house guest; you have to treat them like a good host, right? Wed, 10 Jun 2009 06:02:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6758630 Answer to Which girl name do you like better? Rachel or Erin? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6751131 Which girl name do you like better? Rachel or Erin?<br /><br />ERIN&gt;&gt;&gt;!!!!!! Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:14:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6751131 Answer to Besides telling a teacher, what should I do if someone calls me a man? I'm mean, I'm a girl, so this is a VERY rude thing to say. Should I just walk off? Or defend myself? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6751050 Besides telling a teacher, what should I do if someone calls me a man? I'm mean, I'm a girl, so this is a VERY rude thing to say. Should I just walk off? Or defend myself?<br /><br />URSecretary said it best...(read above.) Listen girl, that shit won&#039;t stop so you either have to get started kicking ass, or get a tougher skin, or make some changes to your face and body to get away from the man stigma (moustache problem? Wax! Too tall? Make sure you are proportioned... Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:06:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6751050 Answer to What do you think of someone who refuses to be identified as either gender, but wants to be called "ee" or "im" instead of "she", "he", "her", or "him"? Would you do it? (This person's gender has not been adjusted, but wants to avoid social expectations.) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6750925 What do you think of someone who refuses to be identified as either gender, but wants to be called "ee" or "im" instead of "she", "he", "her", or "him"? Would you do it? (This person's gender has not been adjusted, but wants to avoid social expectations.)<br /><br />I&#039;d like to punch them in the face and scream &quot;you are not original, you are not smart, you are not more different or more interesting than anyone else, stop trying to differentiate yourself in pathetic ways and just be yourself.&quot; Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:52:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6750925 Answer to What is an Archipeligo? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6750907 What is an Archipeligo?<br /><br />ARCHIPELAGO is a cluster of islands formed by tectonic movement. Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:50:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6750907 Answer to AB has taught me to stop stereotyping people. What have you learned? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6750875 AB has taught me to stop stereotyping people. What have you learned?<br /><br />i&#039;ve learned that there is very little learning going on here. Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:47:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6750875 Answer to If you think you are pregnate when do you take the pee test so that its accurate? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6750863 If you think you are pregnate when do you take the pee test so that its accurate?<br /><br />Hey Taco, I know right!? Anyway, the first pee of the morning is the most concentrated so use that. HAHAHAHA Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:46:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6750863 Answer to Is broccoli good for your skin? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6750853 Is broccoli good for your skin?<br /><br />all vegetable are good for you. Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:44:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6750853 Answer to Have you ever ate lunch or dinner in a mall food court by yourself? how was it? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6750707 Have you ever ate lunch or dinner in a mall food court by yourself? how was it?<br /><br />It was JUST like eating a meal in a mall foodcourt... only it was by myself. Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:29:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6750707 Answer to I have been working out hard core for the past month and havent lost ANY weight!!! I know I have gained alot of muscle and it's probably cancelling out any weight that I have lost...Anyone ever have this problem? How long did it take b4 u started losing? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749983 I have been working out hard core for the past month and havent lost ANY weight!!! I know I have gained alot of muscle and it's probably cancelling out any weight that I have lost...Anyone ever have this problem? How long did it take b4 u started losing?<br /><br />you&#039;re probably too skinny to begin with. maybe,.... Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:23:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749983 Answer to Why are so many people out to ban these "Harry Potter" books? I think if you ban something, you just get everyone's curiosity way up. What do you think? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749875 Why are so many people out to ban these "Harry Potter" books? I think if you ban something, you just get everyone's curiosity way up. What do you think?<br /><br />without knowing anything and speaking out of my butt, I&#039;d have to say that it&#039;s being banned because humans are stupid and devolving, but mostly becasue it&#039;s about witches, wizards and occult forces, etc. I would stake my next paycheck on it. Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:13:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749875 Answer to Why are you on answerbag? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749780 Why are you on answerbag?<br /><br />becasue I&#039;m a fucking idiot and I&#039;m bored. sometimes, though, and it&#039;s rare, I get a teeny-tine glimpse of reason and logic. Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:05:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749780 Answer to If we deported all illegal immigrants, therefore freeing up jobs for US citizens, how much to you think that would help the state of our economy? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749713 If we deported all illegal immigrants, therefore freeing up jobs for US citizens, how much to you think that would help the state of our economy?<br /><br />Not much because the snobs that live here would find it beneath them to become line cooks, busboys, construction site helpers, etc. Many Americans would never deign to do the jobs that immigrants do with gusto. Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:58:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749713 Answer to I give my son in the morning a jar of fruit (for breakfast) and in the night a jar of veggies (for dinner)...now i want to know how many times should i feed him formula mixed with cereal? I want to know how many times a day should I feed my 5 month old so http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749613 I give my son in the morning a jar of fruit (for breakfast) and in the night a jar of veggies (for dinner)...now i want to know how many times should i feed him formula mixed with cereal? I want to know how many times a day should I feed my 5 month old so<br /><br />This is the cutest and sweetest question ever. go to the library and get a book too, that will help. I think that age needs to eat like 6 times or so. Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:48:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749613 Answer to What gang do you belong to? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749591 What gang do you belong to?<br /><br />The Bang Gang Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:44:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749591 Answer to I wont go to bed without my............... http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749584 I wont go to bed without my...............<br /><br />Foster Grants. Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:44:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749584 Answer to If i wanted to witness to you about the word of God would you let me? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749504 If i wanted to witness to you about the word of God would you let me?<br /><br />no....I&#039;ve done all my listening and witnessing and I&#039;m done. I&#039;ve made my own conclusion and you preachingto me is only going to drive a bigger wedge between us. I&#039;ll discuss theology with you but when you start trying to convince me, it&#039;s over. Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:35:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749504 Answer to Whats your personal view of perfection? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749481 Whats your personal view of perfection?<br /><br />something that does not exist. Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:33:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749481 Answer to Does it disgust anyone else that given recent events we all now feel like we have to question every time we hear of one of our fellow ABers passing on? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749468 Does it disgust anyone else that given recent events we all now feel like we have to question every time we hear of one of our fellow ABers passing on?<br /><br />No because this kind of crap happens ALL THE TIME ON NUMEROUS SITES. As long as we are tit-fed the internet at every turn and become addicted, the more we will lose more and more touch with reality until we will find we are merely talking to bots on a website designed to keep people occupied on... Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:31:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749468 Answer to To the men out there, your married to a lazy ugly woman who makes you feel like you are a nothing, but another woman makes you feel like a real man, and wants you all the time. What would you do? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749401 To the men out there, your married to a lazy ugly woman who makes you feel like you are a nothing, but another woman makes you feel like a real man, and wants you all the time. What would you do?<br /><br />Realize that this new whore will do the same thing. You want to feel like a real man? You DUMP the old wife if you are REALLY being truthful and then you pursue another one. Stop making excuses and tell us the truth. So if I wanted to feel like a real man, I&#039;d BE a real man and get out... Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:21:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749401 Answer to State the obvious. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749156 State the obvious.<br /><br />Adam Lambert is Gay and &quot;came out&quot; because he had no choice now. Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:55:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749156 Answer to I am a guy. I am graduating high school in less than two months. I have a fiance whom will go to the same college as me. I have a predicament though. I think I have fallen in love with my best friend(girl). I dont want to regret anything,what do I do? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749019 I am a guy. I am graduating high school in less than two months. I have a fiance whom will go to the same college as me. I have a predicament though. I think I have fallen in love with my best friend(girl). I dont want to regret anything,what do I do?<br /><br />Dude, stop right there! YOu are not even out of high school and you&#039;re ENGAGED? I&#039;ll just assume it was her idea. What, are you a sucker for punishment? What your heart and mind are telling you by making you think you love your best friend is this; you don&#039;t want to get... Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:42:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6749019 Answer to Are you talking to me? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748797 Are you talking to me?<br /><br />Why......you feelin&#039; lucky? (squints eyes at Anonymous) Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:18:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748797 Answer to When I was young I got spanked for doing something bad, What where some of the things you got spanked/Punished for? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748727 When I was young I got spanked for doing something bad, What where some of the things you got spanked/Punished for?<br /><br />Blinking my eyes, having an original thought, saying &quot;I don&#039;t want to,&quot; not understanding my fractions, not wanting to sit at the kitchen table to study the damn Watchtower and Awake magazines because blind faith didn&#039;t make sense to me. I got hit for the most ridiculous... Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:10:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748727 Answer to If you go to get your eyebrow pierced, can they numb it? Can you get your eyebrow pierced by a doctor so that they can numb it? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748623 If you go to get your eyebrow pierced, can they numb it? Can you get your eyebrow pierced by a doctor so that they can numb it?<br /><br />ok, if you are being a baby about the pain of a piercing....WHY ARE YOU THINKING OF GETTING IT DONE? Take a week; think about why you want to do this, then take another week and think of how important is it for you to do this that you have to ask about numbinb possible pain. It&#039;s... Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:01:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748623 Answer to If YOU came with Instructions what would they say? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748517 If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?<br /><br />please handle gently Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:48:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748517 Answer to Christians: Was Jesus God or was God Jesus? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748329 Christians: Was Jesus God or was God Jesus?<br /><br />neither. if you choose to believe that clap-trap, they are two different beings. Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:24:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748329 Answer to Think about this for a while before you answer. what are the things (list is okay) that make you the angriest? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748306 Think about this for a while before you answer. what are the things (list is okay) that make you the angriest?<br /><br />Stupid fucking people (women) who think that procreation is akin to getting a new haircut. If you&#039;re bored or lonely, get a hobby or a goldfish; don&#039;t have a fucking baby. Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:21:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748306 Answer to If we have sex to nite will i concive 2morrow or do i have to be ovlatioing http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748294 If we have sex to nite will i concive 2morrow or do i have to be ovlatioing<br /><br />I think you should really learn about how your body functions work and how they are properly spelled before you make a HUGE decision like having a baby. So sue me. +5 Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:20:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748294 Answer to How many of ya'll think it's tacky to pick a tattoo that will be on your body for the rest of your life from a book in the tattoo parlor? It's not your expression or your design. I can't imagine doing that. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748277 How many of ya'll think it's tacky to pick a tattoo that will be on your body for the rest of your life from a book in the tattoo parlor? It's not your expression or your design. I can't imagine doing that.<br /><br />only if it&#039;s a black panther, a thorny rose, or a lame-assed tribal piece. Otherwise it depends on the art. If it&#039;s a photograph, I wouldn&#039;t pick from it, but if he has bonafide art books and shit, then sure why not? My tattoos were all picked and designed by me, sort of, except... Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:18:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748277 Answer to Are the Brits, America's poor relations? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748237 Are the Brits, America's poor relations?<br /><br />vice versa Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:14:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748237 Answer to Why do people laugh over me, why can't I be different? Why are they forcing me to go mad and probably end their life sooner? Why is it so nessesary to be "Cool" (Caused by sick media?)? Why can't we just live as we are... http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748168 Why do people laugh over me, why can't I be different? Why are they forcing me to go mad and probably end their life sooner? Why is it so nessesary to be "Cool" (Caused by sick media?)? Why can't we just live as we are...<br /><br />no one or thing can force you to do anything. Stop absorbing the bs around you (emo crap) and realize you are in control of your whole existence, choices, feelings. Stop taking the back seat and drive, dammit! If you want to change, then change. If you want to be a victim, then be a victim.... Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:06:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748168 Answer to Were you a child of divorced parents? If so, what could your parents have done differently to make that whole process easier to handle? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748113 Were you a child of divorced parents? If so, what could your parents have done differently to make that whole process easier to handle?<br /><br />yes, I was 4 and sis was 5.5 years old. I never really noticed anything in me but, I think I may have repressed some resentments. Well, both my parents should never have married each other. They were too much alike and different at same time. She could have left the religion alone and... Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:58:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748113 Answer to Do you think people who like coffee also like mustard and/or onions? Do you think those who like ketchup do not like any of the above? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748055 Do you think people who like coffee also like mustard and/or onions? Do you think those who like ketchup do not like any of the above?<br /><br />That is a very good question. Why? Have you made any connections between the three? I love coffee and onions and mustard. I like ketchup but only on burgers and eggs, not on everything. +5 Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:51:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748055 Answer to Does the name Clara really mean lame? What does Bryson mean? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748038 Does the name Clara really mean lame? What does Bryson mean?<br /><br />no. Bryson sounds like a proper last name. Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:48:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748038 Answer to My friend commented on this recently - does anybody think it is racist that the only black aviator in Top Gun is called Sundown? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748014 My friend commented on this recently - does anybody think it is racist that the only black aviator in Top Gun is called Sundown?<br /><br />If he&#039;s the only one, then no, not at all. I like that name. It&#039;s like being the only Polish person in your platoon in VietNam and you&#039;re nick name is Ski, or the only Mexican and you&#039;re called Chico. In 1986 we still had some of our balls left and didn&#039;t cry racism... Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:45:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6748014 Answer to Can you ame that musical group? : _________ and the ___________. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6747839 Can you ame that musical group? : _________ and the ___________.<br /><br />Katrina and the Waves &quot;I&#039;m walking on sunshine&quot; Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:20:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6747839 Answer to Have you ever been "tired of being in love?" Seriously. Have you ever just needed a break from a relationship to regain a sense of who you are as an individual? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6747812 Have you ever been "tired of being in love?" Seriously. Have you ever just needed a break from a relationship to regain a sense of who you are as an individual?<br /><br />I&#039;ve never been a serial relationshipper. I mean, you sound like you are tired of going shopping in the A &amp; P and want to now shop at the Shoprite. People are so cavalier about relationships and throwing around the word love that they don&#039;t realize they are just getting into... Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:16:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6747812 Answer to How many people hate going to the tanning bed? I forgot how much I hate it. I got a membership for 3 months at a salon and only went about 14 times. Waste of money. Now I'm using lotion. Whats the best kind of lotion to use to get a self tan? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6747760 How many people hate going to the tanning bed? I forgot how much I hate it. I got a membership for 3 months at a salon and only went about 14 times. Waste of money. Now I'm using lotion. Whats the best kind of lotion to use to get a self tan?<br /><br />Leave the stupid tanning bed and tanning lotion alone already. Get some real sun, wear sun block of about 45 to 50 and get a tan like the rrest of the world. Christly Christness, everything has to be instantaneous these days. One weekend on the beach with proper protection and you&#039;ll get... Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:09:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6747760 Answer to My ex cheated on me. Came back. We were almost back together in Feb. In April she met a new guy and moved him in after a week. Today she admitted to me she was sleeping with a daycare client of hers before and after Feb. What do you think about her? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6747711 My ex cheated on me. Came back. We were almost back together in Feb. In April she met a new guy and moved him in after a week. Today she admitted to me she was sleeping with a daycare client of hers before and after Feb. What do you think about her?<br /><br />I think she better take a blood test and you should too. Sounds like a low-down dirty skank. Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:04:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6747711 Answer to What would the world be like without christians? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6747689 What would the world be like without christians?<br /><br />Populated, following another religion in cult-like fervor, in other words, the same. Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:02:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6747689 Answer to How does one pronounce David Hume's (Scottish philosopher) last name. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6747668 How does one pronounce David Hume's (Scottish philosopher) last name.<br /><br />Hee-yoom, or Hoom. Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:00:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6747668 Answer to An AB sage and my dear friend ' Carpediem COAT ab imo pectore ' silently departs from this earth to the other . This Q is for the sole purpose of informing all of you! May she rest in peace. Would you j http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6747653 An AB sage and my dear friend ' Carpediem COAT ab imo pectore ' silently departs from this earth to the other . This Q is for the sole purpose of informing all of you! May she rest in peace. Would you j<br /><br />hmmmmm, has anyone ever seen this person in person? Or is it another case of DreAnna? Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:58:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6747653 Answer to Do you think Stephen King is just a little crazy? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6747600 Do you think Stephen King is just a little crazy?<br /><br />In a good way. I love stephen king; always will. Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:52:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6747600 Answer to On a scale of 1 to 10, how level headed would you say you are? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6747591 On a scale of 1 to 10, how level headed would you say you are?<br /><br />I&#039;d say a solid 8 Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:50:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6747591 Answer to Which is your worst teacher in school? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6747547 Which is your worst teacher in school?<br /><br />ms murphy, 6th grade, hands down. mean, ugly, nasty, hated the unfortunates, and possibly racist. wore ugly mean green shoes. now that I think of her, she was probably not a happy person and I feel sorry for her. Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:44:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6747547 Answer to Name the largest breed of dog in the world. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6747532 Name the largest breed of dog in the world.<br /><br />An Alsatian is another name for the German Shepherd, and also are family to the Belgian Malinois and Belgian Tervuren. However, as far as being the biggest breed of dog, I have to say the Russain Wolfhound, the St. Bernard, the Bernese Mountain Dog and the Great Dane all are much bigger than the... Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:41:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6747532 Answer to I'm a white man.And because of that,i know i can make better decisions than a black or hispanic.Anyone find that offensive?Why?And why should someone else be allowed to say the same damn thing and get away with it? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6689267 I'm a white man.And because of that,i know i can make better decisions than a black or hispanic.Anyone find that offensive?Why?And why should someone else be allowed to say the same damn thing and get away with it?<br /><br />Nothing you say or write is offensive; it&#039;s merely unoriginal. It is, however, pretty immature, kinda like a brat holding his finger an inch from your face saying &quot;I&#039;m not touching you!&quot; when a grown man has to resort to egging equally ignorant people like himself into... Wed, 03 Jun 2009 13:22:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6689267 Answer to Whats the first word that pops into your head that begins with "S"? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688997 Whats the first word that pops into your head that begins with "S"?<br /><br />stupidfuckingpeople Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:43:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688997 Answer to Well,our president is at it again.Going to the Middle East,kissing Muslim butt,and leaving Israel to twist in the wind.Will this moron ever realize that Israel is our only true ally in that part of the world? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688991 Well,our president is at it again.Going to the Middle East,kissing Muslim butt,and leaving Israel to twist in the wind.Will this moron ever realize that Israel is our only true ally in that part of the world?<br /><br />go blow. Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:42:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688991 Answer to If zombies invaded the world and you were surviving it, would you come on Answerbag to try and find more survivors? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688965 If zombies invaded the world and you were surviving it, would you come on Answerbag to try and find more survivors?<br /><br />Are you kidding? I&#039;d be on a 650cc Enduro heading for Canada and Alaska, a short-barreled shot gun on my chest and I&#039;d be shooting zombies and reloading without stopping. Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:39:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688965 Answer to Does your ethnicity affect your life in any significant way? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688805 Does your ethnicity affect your life in any significant way?<br /><br />Not one iota. My attitude and self-esteem has affected my life drastically. People are mean no matter what color/nationality/race one is. Actually, it has in two ways....I&#039;m a great cook with an excellent palatte and I can speak Spanish like a native. Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:20:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688805 Answer to Do you like to read books? I find more and more people just aren't into reading the way they used to years ago. Do you still go to the library or book store and get books? Or do you do all your reading online and rely on TV and movies for the rest? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688775 Do you like to read books? I find more and more people just aren't into reading the way they used to years ago. Do you still go to the library or book store and get books? Or do you do all your reading online and rely on TV and movies for the rest?<br /><br />I frigging read, Dammit! The internet just has repetitions of the same lame crap read in the mornign paper. Nothing new there. AND, I try not to read crap, unless it&#039;s really good, fun and juicy crap, which I haven&#039;t seen since the likes of Jackie Collins. Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:16:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688775 Answer to Would someone please tell me what I could have been thinking when I got married? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688521 Would someone please tell me what I could have been thinking when I got married?<br /><br />You probably ate a British Hamburger that year and got a temporary case of mad cow disease. When he asked you to marry him, you meant to say NO, but you said MOO and he thought you were playing and you got sucked into the hell that is marriage. Ha-ha, just kidding. How bad is it? Are you a... Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:43:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688521 Answer to Hello every body, i am 22 years and doing exercice since 4 years but my height is 5.7.i want to increase my height atleast for 2 more inches..many of my friends told that it is impossible to gain height in this age.what should i do to gain height. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688487 Hello every body, i am 22 years and doing exercice since 4 years but my height is 5.7.i want to increase my height atleast for 2 more inches..many of my friends told that it is impossible to gain height in this age.what should i do to gain height.<br /><br />Dude, we already answered your question. (SEE I knew he was 5&#039;7&quot; and exaggeratign his shortness.) Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:40:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688487 Answer to I own land in TN and have served an eviction notice to a rentor who owns the mobile home on my land. He has gone 60 days PAST the 30 days the court order to vacate and hasn't moved the mobile home. What do I do now? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688452 I own land in TN and have served an eviction notice to a rentor who owns the mobile home on my land. He has gone 60 days PAST the 30 days the court order to vacate and hasn't moved the mobile home. What do I do now?<br /><br />Well, doesn&#039;t the county sherrif step in and make him move? Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:37:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688452 Answer to Name a large creature? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688445 Name a large creature?<br /><br />a whale Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:36:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688445 Answer to Which city do you live nearer to,Los Angeles or New York? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688416 Which city do you live nearer to,Los Angeles or New York?<br /><br />I&#039;m smack-in-the-middle of New York. Word yo! Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:34:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688416 Answer to What TV character would you like to go on a date with? You can't choose an actor or an actress, you have to choose the character they play. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688403 What TV character would you like to go on a date with? You can't choose an actor or an actress, you have to choose the character they play.<br /><br />Jim from The Office. Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:33:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688403 Answer to If you could be the best in the world at any sport, which would you choose? (Remember that superstars in most sports can't have a normal life because of moron fans.) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688384 If you could be the best in the world at any sport, which would you choose? (Remember that superstars in most sports can't have a normal life because of moron fans.)<br /><br />roller skating or cycling Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:31:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688384 Answer to Does it annoy you when people kiss in public? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688372 Does it annoy you when people kiss in public?<br /><br />Only if they are kissing because they can&#039;t keep their lips off the other person they love so much, not if they are trying to prove a point or pointedly offend someone. Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:30:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688372 Answer to I am 21 yr old man. i am tired of been shortest one in my college. i feel really bad standing right next to tall guys and it gets my condifent really low. Is there anyway i can grow taller? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688353 I am 21 yr old man. i am tired of been shortest one in my college. i feel really bad standing right next to tall guys and it gets my condifent really low. Is there anyway i can grow taller?<br /><br />Also, every short guy I&#039;ve ever been with had a big Johnson.....just saying. Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:28:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688353 Answer to I am 21 yr old man. i am tired of been shortest one in my college. i feel really bad standing right next to tall guys and it gets my condifent really low. Is there anyway i can grow taller? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688293 I am 21 yr old man. i am tired of been shortest one in my college. i feel really bad standing right next to tall guys and it gets my condifent really low. Is there anyway i can grow taller?<br /><br />no, not unless you get surgery. Dude, as a woman who is tall, I have dated shorter men and it didn&#039;t matter to me or them. However, you need to not grow taller but to grow some self esteem and realize it doesn&#039;t matter how tall you are. Shoot, I was flat-chested most of my life, you... Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:23:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6688293 Answer to MTV sucks. Do you agree with this statement? Why or why not? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6687901 MTV sucks. Do you agree with this statement? Why or why not?<br /><br />agree Wed, 03 Jun 2009 10:50:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6687901 Answer to Do looks matter? What do you think of people who say that they don’t matter http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6687867 Do looks matter? What do you think of people who say that they don’t matter<br /><br />they are either full of crap, ugly or very young. Am I going to be downrated for honestly answering again.....bring it on! Wed, 03 Jun 2009 10:47:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6687867 Answer to In your opinion, what actor seems to be consistently good in every film? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6687788 In your opinion, what actor seems to be consistently good in every film?<br /><br />Johnny Depp. IMO he has never done less than B- work in any movie. And that is stretching it since I think he is an A+ actor. +5 Wed, 03 Jun 2009 10:39:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6687788 Answer to GM to discontinue making Hummer, Saturn and Pontiac. Do you own any of these cars? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6687721 GM to discontinue making Hummer, Saturn and Pontiac. Do you own any of these cars?<br /><br />Hummer, the most useless, ego-inspired abortion of a car that was ever invented. Good riddance. GM made their money in the first month from al the suckers who bought that monstrosity and now the owners have to deal with the issue of trying to unload that dinosaur. Wed, 03 Jun 2009 10:32:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6687721 Answer to I am pretty sure my friend is looking at porn on the web. I obviously don't agree with it, but I don't want to lose them as a friend. Should I let the issue go or talk to them about how it makes me feel uncomfortable? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6687599 I am pretty sure my friend is looking at porn on the web. I obviously don't agree with it, but I don't want to lose them as a friend. Should I let the issue go or talk to them about how it makes me feel uncomfortable?<br /><br />ok, (sighs)..... 1) Is he looking at porn in front of you? 2) Is this your boyfriend? 3) Is there any way in the world that this is any of your business? Is that how you treat your friends who do things (harmless things) that you don&#039;t agree with, hold them hostage and blackmail them... Wed, 03 Jun 2009 10:20:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6687599 Answer to Do you have a neighbor that always seems to be steting off their smoke detector? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6687021 Do you have a neighbor that always seems to be steting off their smoke detector?<br /><br />OMG yes!!!! Do you live downstairs from me? my across-the-hall neighbor is always setting it off. Clean you effing oven, man, and you won&#039;t have so much smoke! +5 (PS I made Brain and can now uprate the question to five....woop) Wed, 03 Jun 2009 09:04:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6687021 Answer to What would the world be like without atheists? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6686972 What would the world be like without atheists?<br /><br />Violence and bloodshed.....every day every year. No forward movement, a society where no one is wrong and no one is right, no one has one positive, free original thought, all women are subservient, all womens clinics are blown up without a thought to the other women who merely go there for GYN... Wed, 03 Jun 2009 08:56:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6686972 Answer to Are you afraid big brother is watching your every move? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6686911 Are you afraid big brother is watching your every move?<br /><br />I hope he is so I can give him the finger. I look at cameras all the time and make faces, throw kisses, flip the bird (especially at the ATM&#039;s where they charge you three dollars for a withdrawal...I flip them off something awful, and mouth F.U. at them too. Wed, 03 Jun 2009 08:46:55 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6686911 Answer to I know someone who is about to file assault charges on her son because he hit her today, he is on crack and ran away after he hit her and stole money. if he gets arrested he will say his mother sells drugs(she used to). can she be charged? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6686896 I know someone who is about to file assault charges on her son because he hit her today, he is on crack and ran away after he hit her and stole money. if he gets arrested he will say his mother sells drugs(she used to). can she be charged?<br /><br />if she isn&#039;t selling and there is nothing on her person or house, then there is no worry. Wed, 03 Jun 2009 08:44:21 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6686896 Answer to How do you plead in regards to this hanis act that you are accused of http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6686892 How do you plead in regards to this hanis act that you are accused of<br /><br />do you mean....HEINOUS? Wed, 03 Jun 2009 08:43:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6686892