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I need to lose 30 pounds in a month or two i dont care about being healthy, im in my young teens and am desperate! i am already drinking LOTS of water! please!please!PLEASE HELP ME!
HEY SILLY GIRL, LISTEN AND LISTEN GOOD! You are in your young teens which means under 15, which means you may die. You CANNOT lose 30 pounds in a month.
Stop being a stupid teenager and wake up. Get up off the goddamned computer and take a brisk walk for an HOUR, EVERY DAY. Eat lots and lots of plain green veggies (lettuce, celery, cukes, etc.), eat a serving of plain oatmeal with a...
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If you mowed my lawn and I gave you a $100 bill, Would you keep it? (just an average size lawn)
of course. I like cutting grass in the yard. sorry but I'm not falling for anything.
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How long should you sit in a sauna to see any benefits?
benefits? Sorry but the only benefit from a sauna is looser muscles, clearer skin, clearer lungs. If you are trying to lose weight, then stay in the sauna for three hours until you pass out and then after the doctors revive you, you can find a real, bonafide, healthy way to lose weight.
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Are you taller than 5`8?
yes, five-nine.
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What do athiests refer to the years (that Christians call BC) as?
We're Atheists, we're not idiots. And if you want to nit-pick, then BC is Before the Common era.
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Do you flirt on AB?
Today was the FIRST time. I told AlFugazi I had a mini cyber-crush on him (hee hee).....hands off bitches....just kidding!
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What age do you think teenagers should be allowed make up their minds about going to mass or staying at home, instead of being forced to go by parents/guardians.....?
when they are 18. kids can't make that decision. they need to grow up and experience the world before they decide to follow a religion or spiritual path.
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What is a great vehicle that seats eight?
Excursion baby!
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Do you know a good insult in another language? Could you post it along with the translation, please?
"La puta que te pario (pronounced "par-YO")
that means "the whore that birthed you"
"Andate a la chucha"
means go to the twat/pu%sy, etc.
or the good old Dominican stand by:
"Vete p'al carajo maldito hijo de puta, mari-con-queso, dejate de esa vaina."
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How much do you need to lose to be your Perfect Weight?
well, since my perfect weight is 170 for my 5'9" frame, then I'd say.....70 lbs. Already working on it so I'd say then 66lbs.
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Who watches Daisy of Love?
numbskulls. That piece of garbage popped up on my tv screen by accident and I was so scared. I couldn't believe someone would actually make themselves look like that on purpose. She is disgusting and she doesn't have to be. How ugly did she think she was that she had to do that to her lips and that awful hair. Tattoos; fine, sexy clothes; fine, but jesus christ, what the fuck...
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What are a few of your favorite movies from the 1980's....I mean movies that you have already watched more than once?(that favorite!)
"Just One of the Guys"
"Sixteen Candles"
"Pretty In Pink"
"The Breakfast Club" (only now I can't watch it without rolling my eyes.)
Beverly Hills Cop
The Cotton Club
E.T.
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What does it mean for a boy to call a girl his sister? I dont even know him and he calls me that and helps me,? Why, I dont even know him? He acts crazy and vulgar around his friends but when he's with me he is calm. He does things for me and doesnt let a
here's an inneresting story...I knew a guy who had 5 brothers. When they saw each other, they would greet by saying "Hey Brother." Well, the guy says that to everybody. I guess since there are so many brothers, it became part of his way of addressing people.
But, this man may be very religious when he's calling you sister.
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What are some good songs for weddings?
"Swing Low Sweet Chariot" or "Help" by the Beatles
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What kind of accent do you have (city, state, country, etc)?
New Yawk, Queens persuasion. Seriously I haven't got much of an accent but overall, anyone can tell I'm from New York.
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If buying alcohol was against the law would you break the law to get some?
nah, I'll make an effort for grass but not booze.
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Are you a very calm person when you see a big spider?
I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE spiders. I don't care if they are tiny or big as my hand covered in hair, (naturally I respect the bigger ones). I love spiders and I rescue them all the time.
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Which movies would you least like to see remade?
every single one they are remaking now. I swear to GOD if they fuck up Pelham 123, I'm gonna chop some heads, I freaking swear!!!!
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What stopped you from commiting suicide?
My insatiable curiosity to see what happens next .... honestly, it flashed through my head this morning but it's only ever flashes.
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True or False? You like Wine better than Champagne!
true! Even though champagne is sparkling wine, I like regular wine.
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I looked thru my boyfriends phone (my bad, I know) but found texts b/t him & his ex-fiance & another girl about meeting up, sending naked pics back&forth, and what he was going to do to them all while I was away for 2 weeks. How do I approach him?
OK, #1 - you have to accept the fact that you looked through his phone and THAT is the first place he's going to attack you. #2 - when you talk to him, don't start with "I went through your phone...." just get to the point and say "So I understand you have plans to hook up with your ex-fiancee and another person while I'm away for two weeks." Just like that....
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I am a straight married guy and want to suck a guy off just to experience it. What is the best way to find someone that will not give an STD? I don't think I am gay, and probably will not ever do this again, its just one of those things in my bucket list.
ok, you ARE gay. It's no big deal. it's called HOMO sexuality for a reason. HOMO = MAN ie same sex. Remember, you can't put an egg back in its shell once you crack it open. +5
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Why can't you bring a horse to water and make it drink?
becaseu he already had three shots of Patron at the last watering hole and he needs an hour of downtime.
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My b/f's friends don't like me. They were really nice to me until I asked him out. Now they tell me that he hates me & wants to kill me & that he was thinking of breaking up w/ me. So he's mad at his "friends" & his friends hate me. what should i do?
Are your boyfriends friends 12 years old? Holy crap what a bunch of bitches. Obviously the only answer is "F&&K his friends!" Your guy is on your side so unless those dudes pay your rent or buy your food, they don't matter one fig. Don't worry about them.
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Who was the first person to invent a cure for genital herpes.
there is no cure for herpes...remember Eddie Murphy said it best..."you keep that shit like luggage."
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Do YOU think you're a good singer?
I like to sing. I can sing....well, as well as someone who has an ear for music and can carry a tune can sing without having nurtured it. I have depth of voice and strong diaphragm. Pity...I sing when washing dishes or on my bike or when the mood strikes me and a song is on.
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What's the weather like where you are?
super foggy, humid, misty, storm on fringe...
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A California hospital is assisting a few victims of the Mexican daycare fire, free of charge. I saw a comment that someone left stating "our tax dollars at work" how can people be so cruel and heartless?
they're here, what is the big deal about helping them out? It is like having a house guest; you have to treat them like a good host, right?
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Which girl name do you like better? Rachel or Erin?
ERIN>>>!!!!!!
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Besides telling a teacher, what should I do if someone calls me a man? I'm mean, I'm a girl, so this is a VERY rude thing to say. Should I just walk off? Or defend myself?
URSecretary said it best...(read above.)
Listen girl, that shit won't stop so you either have to get started kicking ass, or get a tougher skin, or make some changes to your face and body to get away from the man stigma (moustache problem? Wax! Too tall? Make sure you are proportioned to your height. Too fat? Lose the weight, keep your hair long and be feminine, but don't...
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What do you think of someone who refuses to be identified as either gender, but wants to be called "ee" or "im" instead of "she", "he", "her", or "him"? Would you do it? (This person's gender has not been adjusted, but wants to avoid social expectations.)
I'd like to punch them in the face and scream "you are not original, you are not smart, you are not more different or more interesting than anyone else, stop trying to differentiate yourself in pathetic ways and just be yourself."
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What is an Archipeligo?
ARCHIPELAGO is a cluster of islands formed by tectonic movement.
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AB has taught me to stop stereotyping people. What have you learned?
i've learned that there is very little learning going on here.
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If you think you are pregnate when do you take the pee test so that its accurate?
Hey Taco, I know right!? Anyway, the first pee of the morning is the most concentrated so use that. HAHAHAHA
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Is broccoli good for your skin?
all vegetable are good for you.
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Have you ever ate lunch or dinner in a mall food court by yourself? how was it?
It was JUST like eating a meal in a mall foodcourt... only it was by myself.
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I have been working out hard core for the past month and havent lost ANY weight!!! I know I have gained alot of muscle and it's probably cancelling out any weight that I have lost...Anyone ever have this problem? How long did it take b4 u started losing?
you're probably too skinny to begin with. maybe,....
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Why are so many people out to ban these "Harry Potter" books? I think if you ban something, you just get everyone's curiosity way up. What do you think?
without knowing anything and speaking out of my butt, I'd have to say that it's being banned because humans are stupid and devolving, but mostly becasue it's about witches, wizards and occult forces, etc. I would stake my next paycheck on it.
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Why are you on answerbag?
becasue I'm a fucking idiot and I'm bored. sometimes, though, and it's rare, I get a teeny-tine glimpse of reason and logic.
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If we deported all illegal immigrants, therefore freeing up jobs for US citizens, how much to you think that would help the state of our economy?
Not much because the snobs that live here would find it beneath them to become line cooks, busboys, construction site helpers, etc. Many Americans would never deign to do the jobs that immigrants do with gusto.
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I give my son in the morning a jar of fruit (for breakfast) and in the night a jar of veggies (for dinner)...now i want to know how many times should i feed him formula mixed with cereal? I want to know how many times a day should I feed my 5 month old so
This is the cutest and sweetest question ever. go to the library and get a book too, that will help. I think that age needs to eat like 6 times or so.
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What gang do you belong to?
The Bang Gang
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I wont go to bed without my...............
Foster Grants.
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If i wanted to witness to you about the word of God would you let me?
no....I've done all my listening and witnessing and I'm done. I've made my own conclusion and you preachingto me is only going to drive a bigger wedge between us. I'll discuss theology with you but when you start trying to convince me, it's over.
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Whats your personal view of perfection?
something that does not exist.
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Does it disgust anyone else that given recent events we all now feel like we have to question every time we hear of one of our fellow ABers passing on?
No because this kind of crap happens ALL THE TIME ON NUMEROUS SITES. As long as we are tit-fed the internet at every turn and become addicted, the more we will lose more and more touch with reality until we will find we are merely talking to bots on a website designed to keep people occupied on the net with nonsensical things like answerbag. This is not a life style, it's a blog site!...
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To the men out there, your married to a lazy ugly woman who makes you feel like you are a nothing, but another woman makes you feel like a real man, and wants you all the time. What would you do?
Realize that this new whore will do the same thing. You want to feel like a real man? You DUMP the old wife if you are REALLY being truthful and then you pursue another one. Stop making excuses and tell us the truth. So if I wanted to feel like a real man, I'd BE a real man and get out of a bad situation and get into a better one, if that's actually what you are doing. Don't...
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State the obvious.
Adam Lambert is Gay and "came out" because he had no choice now.
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I am a guy. I am graduating high school in less than two months. I have a fiance whom will go to the same college as me. I have a predicament though. I think I have fallen in love with my best friend(girl). I dont want to regret anything,what do I do?
Dude, stop right there! YOu are not even out of high school and you're ENGAGED? I'll just assume it was her idea.
What, are you a sucker for punishment? What your heart and mind are telling you by making you think you love your best friend is this; you don't want to get married. You know you have to go to college and finish first. You know that you are going to be...
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Are you talking to me?
Why......you feelin' lucky? (squints eyes at Anonymous)
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When I was young I got spanked for doing something bad, What where some of the things you got spanked/Punished for?
Blinking my eyes, having an original thought, saying "I don't want to," not understanding my fractions, not wanting to sit at the kitchen table to study the damn Watchtower and Awake magazines because blind faith didn't make sense to me. I got hit for the most ridiculous bullshit and with shoes, dog leashes, umbrellas, hands, anything. IOne tyime I fell off my bike onto my...
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If you go to get your eyebrow pierced, can they numb it? Can you get your eyebrow pierced by a doctor so that they can numb it?
ok, if you are being a baby about the pain of a piercing....WHY ARE YOU THINKING OF GETTING IT DONE?
Take a week; think about why you want to do this, then take another week and think of how important is it for you to do this that you have to ask about numbinb possible pain. It's permanent body art for a reason; it fucking hurts and is not for the faint-hearted.
It's better to...
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If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?
please handle gently
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Christians: Was Jesus God or was God Jesus?
neither. if you choose to believe that clap-trap, they are two different beings.
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Think about this for a while before you answer. what are the things (list is okay) that make you the angriest?
Stupid fucking people (women) who think that procreation is akin to getting a new haircut. If you're bored or lonely, get a hobby or a goldfish; don't have a fucking baby.
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If we have sex to nite will i concive 2morrow or do i have to be ovlatioing
I think you should really learn about how your body functions work and how they are properly spelled before you make a HUGE decision like having a baby. So sue me. +5
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How many of ya'll think it's tacky to pick a tattoo that will be on your body for the rest of your life from a book in the tattoo parlor? It's not your expression or your design. I can't imagine doing that.
only if it's a black panther, a thorny rose, or a lame-assed tribal piece. Otherwise it depends on the art. If it's a photograph, I wouldn't pick from it, but if he has bonafide art books and shit, then sure why not? My tattoos were all picked and designed by me, sort of, except for the very first one, a teeny one that cost 5 bucks 20 years ago and was pulled from the wall....
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Are the Brits, America's poor relations?
vice versa
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Why do people laugh over me, why can't I be different? Why are they forcing me to go mad and probably end their life sooner? Why is it so nessesary to be "Cool" (Caused by sick media?)? Why can't we just live as we are...
no one or thing can force you to do anything. Stop absorbing the bs around you (emo crap) and realize you are in control of your whole existence, choices, feelings. Stop taking the back seat and drive, dammit! If you want to change, then change. If you want to be a victim, then be a victim. You can live as you are, but you choose to be a victim or choose to blame your angst on outside...
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Were you a child of divorced parents? If so, what could your parents have done differently to make that whole process easier to handle?
yes, I was 4 and sis was 5.5 years old. I never really noticed anything in me but, I think I may have repressed some resentments.
Well, both my parents should never have married each other. They were too much alike and different at same time.
She could have left the religion alone and let him do what he wanted without the added hassle of fuckign religion.
He could have shown...
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Do you think people who like coffee also like mustard and/or onions? Do you think those who like ketchup do not like any of the above?
That is a very good question. Why? Have you made any connections between the three? I love coffee and onions and mustard. I like ketchup but only on burgers and eggs, not on everything. +5
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Does the name Clara really mean lame? What does Bryson mean?
no. Bryson sounds like a proper last name.
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My friend commented on this recently - does anybody think it is racist that the only black aviator in Top Gun is called Sundown?
If he's the only one, then no, not at all. I like that name. It's like being the only Polish person in your platoon in VietNam and you're nick name is Ski, or the only Mexican and you're called Chico. In 1986 we still had some of our balls left and didn't cry racism and sexism at every opportunity.
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Can you ame that musical group? : _________ and the ___________.
Katrina and the Waves "I'm walking on sunshine"
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Have you ever been "tired of being in love?" Seriously. Have you ever just needed a break from a relationship to regain a sense of who you are as an individual?
I've never been a serial relationshipper. I mean, you sound like you are tired of going shopping in the A & P and want to now shop at the Shoprite. People are so cavalier about relationships and throwing around the word love that they don't realize they are just getting into these unions out of boredom and habit. "Taking a break from relationships...." what the eff...
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How many people hate going to the tanning bed? I forgot how much I hate it. I got a membership for 3 months at a salon and only went about 14 times. Waste of money. Now I'm using lotion. Whats the best kind of lotion to use to get a self tan?
Leave the stupid tanning bed and tanning lotion alone already. Get some real sun, wear sun block of about 45 to 50 and get a tan like the rrest of the world. Christly Christness, everything has to be instantaneous these days. One weekend on the beach with proper protection and you'll get a nice color, natural, normal, not orange. Also, you get your much needed vitamin d. And it's...
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My ex cheated on me. Came back. We were almost back together in Feb. In April she met a new guy and moved him in after a week. Today she admitted to me she was sleeping with a daycare client of hers before and after Feb. What do you think about her?
I think she better take a blood test and you should too. Sounds like a low-down dirty skank.
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What would the world be like without christians?
Populated, following another religion in cult-like fervor, in other words, the same.
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How does one pronounce David Hume's (Scottish philosopher) last name.
Hee-yoom, or Hoom.
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An AB sage and my dear friend ' Carpediem COAT ab imo pectore ' silently departs from this earth to the other . This Q is for the sole purpose of informing all of you! May she rest in peace. Would you j
hmmmmm, has anyone ever seen this person in person? Or is it another case of DreAnna?
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Do you think Stephen King is just a little crazy?
In a good way. I love stephen king; always will.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how level headed would you say you are?
I'd say a solid 8
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Which is your worst teacher in school?
ms murphy, 6th grade, hands down. mean, ugly, nasty, hated the unfortunates, and possibly racist. wore ugly mean green shoes. now that I think of her, she was probably not a happy person and I feel sorry for her.
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Name the largest breed of dog in the world.
An Alsatian is another name for the German Shepherd, and also are family to the Belgian Malinois and Belgian Tervuren. However, as far as being the biggest breed of dog, I have to say the Russain Wolfhound, the St. Bernard, the Bernese Mountain Dog and the Great Dane all are much bigger than the Alsatian. +5
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I'm a white man.And because of that,i know i can make better decisions than a black or hispanic.Anyone find that offensive?Why?And why should someone else be allowed to say the same damn thing and get away with it?
Nothing you say or write is offensive; it's merely unoriginal.
It is, however, pretty immature, kinda like a brat holding his finger an inch from your face saying "I'm not touching you!" when a grown man has to resort to egging equally ignorant people like himself into cyber-fights that will result in nothing. Boy, you sure are big man arent ya. I'm not offended,...
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Whats the first word that pops into your head that begins with "S"?
stupidfuckingpeople
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If zombies invaded the world and you were surviving it, would you come on Answerbag to try and find more survivors?
Are you kidding? I'd be on a 650cc Enduro heading for Canada and Alaska, a short-barreled shot gun on my chest and I'd be shooting zombies and reloading without stopping.
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Does your ethnicity affect your life in any significant way?
Not one iota. My attitude and self-esteem has affected my life drastically. People are mean no matter what color/nationality/race one is. Actually, it has in two ways....I'm a great cook with an excellent palatte and I can speak Spanish like a native.
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Do you like to read books?
I find more and more people just aren't into reading the way they used to years ago. Do you still go to the library or book store and get books? Or do you do all your reading online and rely on TV and movies for the rest?
I frigging read, Dammit! The internet just has repetitions of the same lame crap read in the mornign paper. Nothing new there. AND, I try not to read crap, unless it's really good, fun and juicy crap, which I haven't seen since the likes of Jackie Collins.
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Would someone please tell me what I could have been thinking when I got married?
You probably ate a British Hamburger that year and got a temporary case of mad cow disease. When he asked you to marry him, you meant to say NO, but you said MOO and he thought you were playing and you got sucked into the hell that is marriage. Ha-ha, just kidding. How bad is it? Are you a girl or a guy?
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Hello every body, i am 22 years and doing exercice since 4 years but my height is 5.7.i want to increase my height atleast for 2 more inches..many of my friends told that it is impossible to gain height in this age.what should i do to gain height.
Dude, we already answered your question. (SEE I knew he was 5'7" and exaggeratign his shortness.)
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I own land in TN and have served an eviction notice to a rentor who owns the mobile home on my land. He has gone 60 days PAST the 30 days the court order to vacate and hasn't moved the mobile home. What do I do now?
Well, doesn't the county sherrif step in and make him move?
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Name a large creature?
a whale
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Which city do you live nearer to,Los Angeles or New York?
I'm smack-in-the-middle of New York. Word yo!
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What TV character would you like to go on a date with? You can't choose an actor or an actress, you have to choose the character they play.
Jim from The Office.
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If you could be the best in the world at any sport, which would you choose? (Remember that superstars in most sports can't have a normal life because of moron fans.)
roller skating or cycling
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Does it annoy you when people kiss in public?
Only if they are kissing because they can't keep their lips off the other person they love so much, not if they are trying to prove a point or pointedly offend someone.
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I am 21 yr old man. i am tired of been shortest one in my college. i feel really bad standing right next to tall guys and it gets my condifent really low. Is there anyway i can grow taller?
Also, every short guy I've ever been with had a big Johnson.....just saying.
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I am 21 yr old man. i am tired of been shortest one in my college. i feel really bad standing right next to tall guys and it gets my condifent really low. Is there anyway i can grow taller?
no, not unless you get surgery. Dude, as a woman who is tall, I have dated shorter men and it didn't matter to me or them. However, you need to not grow taller but to grow some self esteem and realize it doesn't matter how tall you are. Shoot, I was flat-chested most of my life, you think I'm gonna buy some fake boobs just becaseu nature gave my breasts to my sister? Fuck...
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MTV sucks. Do you agree with this statement? Why or why not?
agree
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Do looks matter? What do you think of people who say that they don’t matter
they are either full of crap, ugly or very young. Am I going to be downrated for honestly answering again.....bring it on!
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In your opinion, what actor seems to be consistently good in every film?
Johnny Depp. IMO he has never done less than B- work in any movie. And that is stretching it since I think he is an A+ actor. +5
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GM to discontinue making Hummer, Saturn and Pontiac. Do you own any of these cars?
Hummer, the most useless, ego-inspired abortion of a car that was ever invented. Good riddance. GM made their money in the first month from al the suckers who bought that monstrosity and now the owners have to deal with the issue of trying to unload that dinosaur.
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I am pretty sure my friend is looking at porn on the web. I obviously don't agree with it, but I don't want to lose them as a friend. Should I let the issue go or talk to them about how it makes me feel uncomfortable?
ok, (sighs).....
1) Is he looking at porn in front of you?
2) Is this your boyfriend?
3) Is there any way in the world that this is any of your business? Is that how you treat your friends who do things (harmless things) that you don't agree with, hold them hostage and blackmail them with your friendship?
Honestly, it's none of your business if this person is looking at...
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Do you have a neighbor that always seems to be steting off their smoke detector?
OMG yes!!!! Do you live downstairs from me? my across-the-hall neighbor is always setting it off. Clean you effing oven, man, and you won't have so much smoke! +5 (PS I made Brain and can now uprate the question to five....woop)
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What would the world be like without atheists?
Violence and bloodshed.....every day every year. No forward movement, a society where no one is wrong and no one is right, no one has one positive, free original thought, all women are subservient, all womens clinics are blown up without a thought to the other women who merely go there for GYN exams, in other words Hell on Earth, just how the religios want it.
Its scary how religious...
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Are you afraid big brother is watching your every move?
I hope he is so I can give him the finger. I look at cameras all the time and make faces, throw kisses, flip the bird (especially at the ATM's where they charge you three dollars for a withdrawal...I flip them off something awful, and mouth F.U. at them too.
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I know someone who is about to file assault charges on her son because he hit her today, he is on crack and ran away after he hit her and stole money. if he gets arrested he will say his mother sells drugs(she used to). can she be charged?
if she isn't selling and there is nothing on her person or house, then there is no worry.
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How do you plead in regards to this hanis act that you are accused of
do you mean....HEINOUS?
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Do you own a gun
So, I guess people get downrated when they honestly answer a question that doesn't conform to someone's dream of a PC Utopia.
FACT: Guns are here and are not going anywhere
FACT: Drugs are here and part of the economy
FACT: There are certain things that may seem ugly to some but criticizing or downrating someone (which is so fucking stupid, since it means NOTHING) because...
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Do you own a gun
(glumly) no. Wish I did though. Well, I wish I lived in one ot those states where you can own one for recreational shooting practice. I like guns.
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When was the last time you saw someone in a sweatsuit or a tracksuit? (I'm talking full ensemble...)
Every fucking day in the ghetto.
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Can you believe this? I went to a DUNKIN' DONUTS place here in Las Vegas at 3:30 AM, and there were NO POLICE OFFICERS inside! What are the odds on that?
FYI, the Dunkin donuts/Police Officer jokes are sooooooooooooooo old and lame.....I cannot believe someone brought it up.
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Why are microwave ovens still sold in Canada and the US when they are banned in other countries(Russia banned them in the 1970's) because of health reasons?
Really! Well we are known to not give a rats ass about chemical runoff or bad waves or ground pollution so it does not surprise me.
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In my relationship with my partner iam agressive towards him and beat him up .. i see red and can't stop, i suffer from severe depression and getting worse with my situation of being homeless, I am worried it might be schizophrenia..can you help me?
I was downrated because I asked a valid fucking question! Nice! So, by your reaction, I am going to conclude that YES! you do drugs, and probably of the meth persuasion. Shall I continue?
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I like to be on my knees, What should I do?
open your mouth?
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Just when you thought she was gone the Octomom is back in the headlines. Will you watch her garbage Reality Show?
Are you fucking serious? She's damn lucky I don't live on the West Coast. That cunt is the poster child for how people are going to be in the future, all the time. Whoring themselves out for nothing but a little notoriety. Pathetic hanger's on that have not an original bone in their body, not one lick of talent and have found a way to scam money off people to fund their...
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How can I become a better writer?
Read, read, read! That is if you are using the word "writer" in the context of essays, stories, articles, etc. The best way to be a better writer is to read and read a lot. All kinds of books but stick with the good ones, not the pulp writers, although you can learn from the bad ones too. Also, don't get all caught up with names (Like Faulkner, Wolfe, Rand; sometimes what...
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Do you ever find yourself quoting different telivision shows or movies? (Me and my sister do all the time) What things have you quoted?
ALWAYS!!! Mostly it's...
"You're terrible, Muriel"
"I'd rather swallow razorblades than have a drink with you Tanya DeGarmo." (Both from Muriel's Wedding)
"That's a shame." (Seinfeld)
"Boy, have you come out your mind?!" (Training Day)
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In my relationship with my partner iam agressive towards him and beat him up .. i see red and can't stop, i suffer from severe depression and getting worse with my situation of being homeless, I am worried it might be schizophrenia..can you help me?
Tell the truth....do you use or are you using drugs?
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Have you helped someone today?
I shared my carrot and celery with a co-worker. But yesterday, I was on the bus when a woman go ton with a ten-dollar-bill and no change. I looked at what was in my pocket and asked her if she wanted the whole fare? She said "are you sure?" and I replied, "Yes, someone did it for me once." She was very grateful.
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GUYS! my bf came over and told me "im not going anywhere. were just taking a week off until i get back on my feet, i promise ill coming running back to my baby grl" but the next day asked another grl out and he dumped me for good, y does he do this?
Because girls like you allow it. Because girls like you will stand for nothing yet fall for anything. Because when you chose to go out with him, something in you was ripe for betrayal. It's an inside job. Men act the way they do because we allow it. Either we are trying to win points over a guy by cheating wih him behind his girl back or we are emotionally blackmailing them into...
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When Moses was loading animals into the ark how many did he take?
Moses was leading animals through the desert; Noah was loading animals into an ark.
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When producing music, where should one begin? (percussion, rythem, bass, lead, etc)
RHYTHM - I may be assuming, but, I would have thought a budding music producer would know how to spell rhythm. But I'd start with beat/rhythm first.
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Do you eat boiled eggs, like with seasoning salt and lemon?
Vinegar, but your idea sounds good too. +4
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What made you seek out plastic surgery?
My combination Dominican/Lebanese potato nose. The only thing I ever wanted since childhood was a nose-job. I got it done at 20 and then again 4 years later for a touch-up. That was almost 20 years ago.
Never regretted it, ever.
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New York Passes Gay Marriage Bill: Are you happy?
I don't care either way. No, wait, I do. Anyone who WANTS to get married is just stupid.
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How/Where did Noah get penguins, polar bears and other cold-climate animals onto the ark?
he didn't
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What does FTW mean/stand for?
jesus christ you bunch of pansies, it means "Fuck the World"
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I'm really good at chating people up online, and I want to help catch paedophiles this way, how do I go about involving the police?
Um, here's a suggestion...you let the police and investigators do their jobs and keep your nose out of it. It's not your job. If you want it to be, then go to police school and become a cop and then a detective. For all we know you ARE a pedophile.
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Your favorite juice newton song, "queen of hearts", or "morning angel"...dont lie!!!
Angel of the Morning #1, Queen of Hearts #2.
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What kind of music do you listen to?
Lots of HARD rock, Big band, Standards, Classical.... Tori Amos, SOAD, QOTSA, Metallica and the other similar genres, New York Hard Core (word), Punk (mostly old), Bif Naked, Foo Fighters, Rachmaninoff, Strauss, Mozart, Old School Salsa, Meditation music, lots and lots of music, but mostly the hard stuff.
However, I do not like as a rule Reggaeton, newer rap, cheezy Pop (but I like GaGa)...
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Is it color or colour? What colour/ color are your eyes?
Depends on what country you are in. My eye color is muddy hazel green.
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What are pierogies?
OMG so good. I think they are Polish, right? Little potato-filled pillows of delight. some have onions and cheese too. Yum!
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Who is the best politician alive today?
a dead one.
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Why do many christians say everything needs a creator and then later say God didn't need a creator. P.S sorry if this offended any of you.
First of all, Stephen, you have nothing to apologize for. Other peoples' offensive reactions are not your responsibility or problem. That said, my answer is "because it's the convenient response." That response is akin to "because I said so."
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Could you live without a life partner?
We all could...I wish more people would realize that.
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How did you avoided the greatest critical situation in your life?
by using birth control and condoms
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If being attacked by pirates wasn't a concern and you had the money and freedom to do it, would you enjoy sailing around the world?
F*CK YEAH!!!!! That is my dream.
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What is the last live concert you attended, and what year?
A Latin band called the Orishas and it was in 2007
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Are you ready to know the truth about the ABer we knew as DreAnna? See my answer.........
OK, I'm all for "It's too bad people were duped" but, come on, this is a person that did not exist, or existed only as a block of words on a screen. No one here apparently ever met or had a cup of coffee with DreAnna and these are the people that you say were "hurt" by her "untimely passing." Embarrassed is more like it. I hope all you folks out there...
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Do you have a GPS? Do you think all cars should have them?
I love the GPS technology but I'll be damned if I'm going to use one when I have the brains and cognitive skills to read a map. My acute sense of direction prohibits me from cheating.
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What is a good movie that isn't very well known?
"Jumpin at the Boneyard" with Tim Roth and Alexis Arquette.
"The Cotton Club"
"Delicatessen"
"Elling" (Norweigan film I came across. purty good)
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I have a 1982 mercedes 300 td oil is comming out of the oil cap and it feels like its missing when it idols.
"coming"
"idles"
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How can i get my boyfriend to propose marriage to me because it seems it is taking ages for him to do that
So much for free will, eh?
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Did you ever watch the film 'the sound of music'?
dozens and dozens of times and I can watch it for dozens more. I could listen to Julie Andrews sing for days.
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Do you know a song called raindrops on roses & whiskers on kittens?
It's called "My Favorite Things" a lovely ditty from the Rogers and Hammerstein musical "The Sound of Music." the film version starred Julie Andrews and Christopher Plummer. +4
"Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with string
these are a few of my favorite things.....
Cream...
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All you have to do is _________________!
just keep swimming.....just keep swim-ming...
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Do you like the smell of gasoline
(loudly and vigorously) YES!!!!!!!
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What is your favorite Shakespearean quote?
"As for me tomorrow and you will find me a grave man." (Mercutio dying)
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What scent always helps lift your mood?
Cinnamon. Oh and fresh basil.
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If i run and lift weights can i drop 30lbs
of course you can. running burns the most fat and the weights will help increase mass as it burns fat as well. 30 lbs is not a lot so you should be able to realistically lose that in 2 1/2 months with proper food intake.
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Would you hire a person with a tattoo on their face or a metal stud through their nose?
Honestly, I would think it's unprofessional but if they had the qualifications, the vocal presence, the manners and what-have-you, I'd definitely give them a shot.
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How do you stop a child from lying?
The only reason I see for a kid lying is because he's afraid of the repercussions. So, if you want your kid to tell the truth, YOU must tell the truth. When you tell him "you won't get in trouble; just tell me the truth" you have to suck it up and not get him in trouble if he ponies up the truth. Simplepimple.
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Ladies: Do you like guys in black leather pants?
Yes; on stage holding a guitar. In a bar holding my hand, not so much.
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Can I freeze cheese?
I can't freeze cheese but I am the bees knees.
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Five suppliers of espresso coffee
Bustelo, El Pico, Pilon, Gevalia, Lavazza
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Should men have the choice to terminate their parental rights and responsibilities prior to week 24?
What does it matter? It looks like they (men) dictate what we do with our bodies anyway so it's a moot question. (Yeah, I know, "moot" is used improperly by definition but I like how it works in this sentence.)
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What instrument would you rather play?
The Tenor Saxophone
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Are you a good liar?
not a very good one
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Is there a cause you could see yourself devoting your life for?
My own life and happiness.
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Do you know any twisted sayings? Like: "It's better to have loved and lost ... than to have gotten married?"
I try not to. HOWEEEEVER,
When I worked at Tower Records there was this one gay guy, really flamboyant and geeky but funny. He came into our department office, handed me a package, and said....
"Beware of queens bearing gifts." I nearly pissed my pants I laughed so hard.
This was when people still knew how to make fun of themselves.
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Would you ever consider having another baby with your ex, just so your first child together would have a sibling? But you don't want to get back together with them...
Please tell me the name of the collossal idiot who would do that so I can go to her house and punch her in the mouth.
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Do you think "The Climb" by Miley Cyrus is overplayed on the radio?
haven't heard it but probably. radio stations always run stuff, especially the bad stuff.
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How to make a women happy with money?
If that is your plan, and I hope it isn't, then quite honestly, you just need to give her the money and leave her alone.
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Are too many ice pops bad for children. my daughter is addicted!!
try the sugar.....
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I have been depressed for pretty much my entire life. I have been in and out of therapy with little to no results. I feel like my ability to function is steadily declining each day. Is it about time that I try taking an Antidepressant?
No....it's an inside job. Everything we go through we manifest.
Shoot, I never understood why at 14 and 15 I'd come home straight from school to take a long-assed nap; why I hated myself and why kids in school treated me like fungus; why I could achieve no joy from anything that had to do with people and only enjoyed myself when riding my bike alone? I thought of that and tried...
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What is the new black?
black. God I hate that mother f**king expression.
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Do you take your own responsiblility of what happens to you in your life ,or blame others or circumstance?
myself...I also blame myself for your mistakes too.....do I have a problem?
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What is your favorite part of doing laundry? mine is folding towels!
me too! I love folding the towels into a C-fold. Do you? +4
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Are community college degrees looked at worse than a University degree?
Lemme put it this way. A BACHELORS degree is now looking like a high school diploma.
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Guys: I like this guy, and i guess he had an idea that I liked him for awhile, and he was flirting with me and texting me a lot, and he kept asking me who I liked, when I finally told him I did like him, he said he was flattered, that's it, I'm confused!
He just wanted to confirm that you were on his D**K. That's the truth. Move on.
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Why do some misguided preachers teach their congregation that Jehovah's Witnesses don't believe in Jesus? They have showed me from the bible that we have to believe in Jesus to be saved. And for the Atheists, don't bother answering.
I'm an atheist and I WILL bother asking. Your snarky comment at the end made you just as bad as those preachers that say JW's don't believe in Jesus. You made a snap jusgment and you're WRONG! Why are you wrong? Because this atheist was a JW for 18 years since birth! Most Athiests have previous religious backgrounds.
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"I would eat healthier food if I had more money." My friend weighs about 300 pounds and eats only junk food. He has a hard time getting jobs, even though he is articulate and a good person. What do you think of his excuse? Is he doomed to be fat forever?
your friend is more interested in being a victim and not taking responsibility for his career, health, life. he will be doomed unless he sees that he is the problem.
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If you had to choose between kissing someone who just ate taco bell or just threw up, what would you choose?
TACO BELL, OBVIOUS....COME ON IS THAT THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH?
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I like my bestfriend; the only problem is he think's of me as his little sister.. their's also a 9 year age gap between us. age is just a number to me but i think it would mean something to him.. any advice would be good !
Age is not just a number, it is a unit of time. So, by your resoning, if you were 18, then it would be ok for you to date a 9 year old boy because, "age is just a number" and he may have a lot in common with you.
If you think it's going to be a big deal for your "best friend" who's 9-years-older than you, then you have your answer. If you are trying to...
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Do you find surgically inflated lips like Angelina Jolie's sexy? or gross? (LINK)
I'm the first to call fake but, her lips are natural. However, I hate fake fat lips. they look fake. Like that disgusting Lisa Rinna or Mel Gibson's new East Bloc whore. Oh and by the way, any idiot can tell that her bottom lip in that horrific pic you attached was photoshopped. So I guess that means...
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Im considering getting a female kitten.I was wondering how much it would cost to spade the kitten & what shots the kitten should have & the cost of the shots.Also during the kitten's yearly check ups what to expect.
kittens are "spayed". A spade is a black card suit. go to your local HUMANE SOCIETY and adopt. They have packages and usually throw in shots and stuff. To SPAY a female cat only costs about 50.00 - 75.00 plus exam which is usually 20.00. DO NOT go to a vet who will charge you 300-400 dollars for a simple operation.
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I met this guy who has been texting/calling me daily for over a month.He broke his leg and we said our date would have to wait until the cast was off.We arranged a date.On the day he cancelled as he rebroke it.He appologised but i havnt heard since..?
Sounds like a load of crap to me.
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What annoys you most about your pets?
she doesn't speak english....it's "meow" this and "meow" that......I can't understnad you man!
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Do zodiac signs actually matter or are they just bullshit like I think they are?
They are interesting and have strange coincidental connections but I'd say not to put too much thought into them. Then you start jusdging people by signs before even meeign them. Like knowing that most Leos, like Jen Lopez, are totally self absorbed, demanding, MUST get their own way, MUST be center of attention and are greedy.
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Who would you say is the most beautiful person you have ever seen?
Well, I was on subway once and saw a young girl with her friends, prob late high school or early college. They were all young and cute but this one stood out. Her hair was naturally light blonde and thick, she had been to the beach and was a little tanned...her face was perfect. I mean proportioned, nose suited to lips and cheeks and eyes (which were light). She looked like what The Beach...
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What will North Korea do next?
Go to Disneyworld!!!! Yayyyyy!
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My BF always goes to like the strip clubs and like what I was wondering is do u think he is cheating on me?
Well, like I think like he is avoiding you. Like.
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What would be fun?
White water rafting with a picnic basket (tied down and waterproof of course) full of italian hero sammiches, olives, other stuff, a plastic baggie filled with prepared Scooby Snacks and a cool bottle of Coca Cola Classic, sugar included.
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Have you ever heard the song "Paint It Black"?
I think that's by a band called The Rolling Who, right....( rolls eyes.)
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What do you think of heavy metal?
Lots of it is great, some of it sucks. Just like anything.
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Why do atheists always put their two cents in when answering questions about God or religion? We get it.. you don't believe!
Final Answer:
WE get it. YOU do!!!!
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I heard if you pluck hair from your face, after a while, it kills the root of the hair and it stops growing. Is that true, or is that just another lie running around?
IT IS NOT TRUE.....IT IS NOT TRUE....DO NOT LISTEN TO THE OTHERS. There are different types of hair....regular facial hair like eyebrows, peach fuzz on a womans lip, etc, and then there are ROGUE HAIRS. They are extra thick, grow back within a day, usually are on your chin and do not stop growing because you pluck them. Look into waxing and bleaching but the best is laser hair removal. I...
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S it possible to live a life without sin?
Is it possible to come to AB and NOT see a questino about sin or religion?
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What is the Root of All the Evil in the World?
The inta-net.
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Please help me!im 15 nd realy gud friends wit this guy whos 38!latly hes bin txtn me and bein really flirty! hes really cute,stylish and fun and we have so much in common!and i really like him now...wat should i do i really need advice?help me plzzzz..xO
Honey, you are 15, and I'm sorry if you don't agree, but you don't know anything. Of course he's flirty...he's almost 40.
This is a serious question....what is wrong with you that you can't find someone your own age? Or are you trying to piss someone off...trust us older women, we KNOW how cool it feels to be noticed by an older guy but the SMART ones, know...
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What's a band that everyone seems to adore, but that you hate?
Springsteen, Van Halen (except for Panama, I like that one), Maroon Five, Madonna (of late), Kelly Clarkson (not a band but put me to sleep, please!), Blink 142, Sum 41, Jonas Brothers (please, Hanson was better musically and better looking). I have tons, but no time.
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What should I name my new pony?
Tony.
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Is it okay to drink alcohol while on anti psychotic medication?
yeah, sure, why not? (rolls eyes)
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Has anyone ever used toothpaste on your face for pimples and how did it work?
apparently it works but I'll give one a better one. Vicks Vapo-rub draws out pimples taht are ready to rise to surface. It always works for me.
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How long dose it take earth to orbit around the sun?
are you f*cking serious? how long have you lived on this planet?
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What is your flirting style? subtle, or do you come on strong?
flirting is for teenagers and people who don't know how to have meaningful converstaions with others. Flirting is stupid...it shouldn't be something planned, it just happens. People who intentionally flirt are just fake, in my opinion.
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What is the diameter of the eath?
do you want diameter or circumference? The earth is wider in the middle do to a type of flattening from gravity and pulls from other celestial bodies. The circumference is about 25,000 miles, so the dimeter would be, what, half that?
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What in your opinion is the best method for getting tangles out of long hair?
lots of conditioner, finger comb first then wide toothed comb
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HOW FAR AWAY IS EARTH FROM THE SUN?
93 million miles? or is it kilometers...miles!
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What is the difference between Rod Stewart and Bruce Springsteen?
Everything. I can't stand Springstein. (" ME and Rosie worked hard in Jersey, Wah, wah, wah!!!!)
Rod Stewart is so much more interesting.
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What is your favorite Seinfeld episode?
The one whre Gorege's girlfriend has a doll that looks like Mrs. Costanza and the one where Jerry has to mind the dog that got abandoned at airport. ("Put your shows on Farfal, we're going ouuuuut!")
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Do you prefer dating a stupid hot guy/girl or an intelligent below average guy/girl?
Intelligence always wins with me. Always.
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Say you're married, and you exchange a lot of raunchy, sexually suggestive text messages and pictures with an Ex. Is that considered cheating, or a form of it?
I want to say cheating but I'll just call it slutty behavior, disrespectful to the current spouse and totally unnecessary. I still believe in class and manners and that kind of behavior is akin to sitting on a public bus full of old ladies and swearing up and down like a sailor as you scream on a cell phone describing how some whore sucked your junk last night. Not classy at all.
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Have you ever added something to your macaroni and cheese? What was it? (chicken, bacon, ham, mashed potatoes, etc.)
I don't usually make or have mac and cheese (too delicious and hard to resist) but if I did add to it, I'd add hamburger and tune, like the nice man said above. +4
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Atheists: Against suicide or don't care? You don't believe in sin, so who cares, right?
What a stupid fucking question. so, what you are saying is that the only reason people don't commit suicide because it's a "mortal sin?" What planet are you from? You know, Christianity is relatively new and ther eare other people on this planet that existed before Christianity that have committed suicide. The Japanese and Harakiri, 'ellooooo?
How about this,...
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Are your friends really your friends?
I only HAVE real friends. I have a handful that I need. Anyone else is an acquiantance.
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What is a fracture of a mineral?
fracture and cleaveage...it is where the mineral natuarally breaks. There are different types of cleavage too. I love geology.
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At what point should I tell my wife that I got my ex-wife pregnant?
Oh lord have mercy.....thus proving that although men are great, we are the smarter sex. See how your ex got you?
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What are some good PAGAN names for a baby boy? (Please notice I said pagan)
Loki, Heath, Pagan or Pagana/o, Aliana, Achilles, Warrick, Voldemar, Von, Verne, Usha, Theron, Thor/Thora, Telfor or Telford, Tara, etc.
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Which dogs have the cutest ears? ("Beagles" is the correct answer that will get the max points.)
ummmm, beagles?
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How do you feel about elevators?
Eh, they have their ups and downs....
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What was your favorite candy as a child, does it still exist? What is your favorite candy now?
Pink Bubblegum Ice Cream from Baskin Robbins
Delfa Rolls (think twizzlers but in strips and curled up into a roll)
one cent bazooka gum
Chocodiles!!!! (Think a Twinkie dipped in chocolate, the original Twinkie)
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The Name of your Nearest River...?
East River in front of me, Hudson River behind me, and Atlantic all around
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How do you get rid of a guy who cries and moans more than a girl? how do you get rid of a guy who needs too much attention?how do you tell a guy you lost interest but just want to be friends?how do you deal with a guy who gets attitudes and wont go away?
you get rid of him...easy, right?
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Does sex education make you have sex?
no.
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What does Santa do during the Summer?
He's at his second job only he'll called Satan and it's hot where he works.
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If life was like a box of chocolates, what would be in your box?
lots of caramels and nougats, turtles, whites, no cremes or liquers, and chock full of nuts. Whooo-hoo!
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I am a juggalo (female) what do you think about that?
What the bloody buggery bollocks is a juggalo? (rolls eyes imagining how long it took this one to come up with that).
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What are you afraid of that most other people aren't?
eh, not much. Moths skeeve me out....
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Whats the strongest beer ever?
Anything Canadian (in canada)
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Did you know that Fresca (soft drink) is bad for people who take blood pressure medication and other related medications? I just found this out. Do they print this on their label? I know people who have heart issues that drink Fresca sometimes. Just..wow.
Fresca is that grapefruit soda right? I recently read a study about how too much grapefruit can cause certain maladies in women...forgt which. But, I love grapefruits...so...
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Without looking, can you name three things in your medicine cabinet?
Dove soap bars, Disney's "Cars" Bandages (mine), Johnson's Baby Oil...to name a few.
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Now im not raciest or nothing ladies this is for u howcome white girls dont usally date black dudes (i iz black) my friends always get rejected by white girls so what is people of the world:?
I believe that in them simplest terms, we tend to gravitate towards what is similar to us. In an nutshell, I think that's the MAIN reason. +4
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What do you like to see in a "6 pack"?
Anything dark and imported.
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I find it funny that those that don't believe in god are only middle of the road when it comes to IQ. All the greats, Steven Hawkins, Einstein, even Darwin all admit that there has to be a god. Why are Atheist such small thinkers?
I'm sorry, but who is Steven Hawkins?
I know a gentleman named Stephen Hawking with an IQ of 152, if that's who you mean. Well, if my IQ is 122, then I'd think that 30 points more than me is kinda flipping smart, non?
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Is it wrong for an atheist to quote the bible?
NO! It actually shows an open-mindedness to read up on the "enemy" for educational purposes so as not to sound like an ignorant fool who just refuses to believe merely for refusals sake.
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Which of these Queen songs do you prefer: "Under Pressure" or "Bohemian Rhapsody"?
Love em both...Under Pressure my better choice (gotta love the Bowie collaboration). +4
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Quick poll: How many of you believe a healthy woman carrying a healthy foetus at 8.5 months gestation should be allowed to electively abort it?
There should be a "point of no return statute." 8.5 months....that's like getting a canteloupe-sized cyst removed. If she didn't abort it by 6 months, she should be made to have it and give it up for adoption. Why destroy a perfectly good baby when you can give it away? That's like burning a 20.00 bill. It's just common sense. It's one thing to get a...
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What do you excel at but can't find work in?
Evil MacGiver Genius
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I watched American Psycho last night for the first time and I was soooo confused. Did he actually kill all those ppl and everyone is choicing to ignore it? Or does he have psychosis or something and it never really happened? HELP I want to understand!!
Best question all month, best movie ever!
OK, in the movie, I believe it was made like that so we could think that the guy is questioning himself and also wondering if he did it at all, or if he did some of it but not all of it. (Also probably to appease the lame-assed, mamby-pamby audience that kept crying out "misogyny!)
You have to read the book. (It's pretty graphic; I...
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What gang is the coolest?
Cool and the GANG are the COOLEST!!!!! No doubt.....(oh yes it's ladies night!)
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Do you watch any show that deals mainly with the law? (like Cops, CSI, etc.)
I love CSI Vegas, only. I love The Wire too.
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Who would like to join me in congratulating Jenn Go Brewers for hitting her first milestone of Level 10 Wiz?
congrats...now where was my congratulatory statement 27 levels ago when I became a wiz???? huh...huh...huh???
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Have you ever heard of the name Shea(pronounced Shay) and do you like it?
There is only one way to pronounce Shea. Hellooooo, Shea Statium. It's a good name....
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My new husband hit me for the first time. He apologized and cried. What should be done in this situation? He is blaming me for getting hit.
You have to leave.....let me say it again....YOU HAVE TO LEAVE. That is unless you slugged him first, then he merely hit you back. But, still, although it may be an isolated incident, you don't want to take that chance.
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Korea is testing nuke weapons against un protocall,are they gearing up for war aginst the us and alies?
protocol.....dammit!
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Can you believe in ghosts, aliens, big foot, but not believe in god? If so why?
I have a saying....if you believe in one, you have to believe in all. I mean, do the "believers" really think that there are little green men in space ships or demons with horns and no vampires and werewolves? See, supernatural is not selective....if one exists, they all have to.
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How do you feel about polygamy?
I don't. Just because the social trend seems to be perversion, greed and shock factor, I don't go for it. Why? There is no need. That is a male-invented bullshit idea.
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Will you be watching the Champions League Final tonight? Will you be supporting Man U or Barca...? [barca for me]
Is this a US televised game or only UK? Does anyone know what tme adn channel?
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Why do you comment on a question if you don't do anything but say it is a stupid question? If it is so stupid, why don't you just move on instead of wasting time replying?
because it is so hard to resist! and they want to be badgered...
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Do dragon flys bite? My cousin said they did but i wasn't sure...
Dragon flies....they have mouth parts so they can bite, but once, a dragon fly landed on my finger and I think his little spiny feet felt like it was biting...but I don't htink they sting.
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Have you ever gone old school and off offered to do something nice for a stranger just to have them look at you like you where about to kill them? Like open a door or help them out to there car with there shopping?
Well here's one...may not be apropos but...this has happened twice. What's up with women, specifically the "nice looking, leggy ones that get all dolled up and are conceited cunt" when another woman holds teh door open for them out of politeness and the skank doesn't say thank you....ESPECAILLY if thery are with a guy?
The last time was when I ate at in P.F. Chengs...
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Forty years ago this week, John Lennon and Yoko Ono were in the middle of their second bed-in for peace. What were you doing 40 years ago today?
probably pooping my diaper and learning to run.
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My new kitten was born on march 17th.a lady gave him to me about 2 almost 3 weeks ago.he has had diariah since the day i got him.sometimes there is blood in it.whats wrong with him?is he gonna be okay?
don't sound good. "diarrhea...." sounds like he's on his way out. Why haven't you taken him to the humane society or a vet yet? Christ! We can't help him here.......get thee to the doctor, foolish woman! Poor little baby...he's probably dehydrated.
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Does anyone REALLY realize that God wants a relationship and NOT religion? Religion is a way to actually keep us away from God!
I say that all the time. If there is a god, he wants me to look for him, to believe in him, to accept him and not sit around making up rituals and rules the he had nothing to do with inventing.
If there is a god, he's sitting in space saying
"WHAT!? I didn't say that....hey, why are you guys burning that woman, STOP IT!"
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, "the bible is...
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What is the messiest food you've eaten?
Mango (slaps self on butt!)
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Jonas brothers or miley cyrus?
Both....in a rowboat with a hole in it in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and no life raft or vest. What we don't need anymore of is mediocre to bad musicians who can't sing worth two damns.
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It gets harder and harder everyday. My gf broke up with me on our 1 year anniversary and left me for some guy she just met, I cant get over her, it hurts way too much, her new BF msg me and it hurts and she told me she never loved me. How do I handle this
Without knowing you personally or your situation with this whore, I'll just say that your ex-gf is a piece of shit, fickle enough to move in with someone she just met, and just enough of a pig to say those things to you.
However, like I said, I don't know you. You could be one of those guys that aren't really good-looking and have no personality but lots of money that whores...
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It gets harder and harder everyday. My gf broke up with me on our 1 year anniversary and left me for some guy she just met, I cant get over her, it hurts way too much, her new BF msg me and it hurts and she told me she never loved me. How do I handle this
Without knowing you personally and yoru situation...I will only say that your ex-girlfriend is a piece of shit and no matter HO
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Are u sure that u gonna b still alive till next hour or u think u can die in any moment?
Please I'm going to live to be 95. However, I am 94 years, 364 days, 11 hours and 7 minutes old...so...hmmm
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I just turned 16 a few weeks ago and I'm looking to find a job but I also have school, if I get a job I'm worried I'll have to quit because of school but how could I keep a job and go to school? Should I? Or is this a bad idea?
Look, most of us had part-time jobs by the time we were 16, and most of us had to go to school, too. It hasn't changed in years and I think it won't change anytime soon. If we could do it 25 years ago (and more) then you can do it too. Yeah, you guys have more distractions today but so what? School will end in two years. Make sure you budget your time and don't slack off....
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What would be offensive to have on a t-shirt?
nothing
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How do you keep your lips from turnin black when yu smoke blunts.. and don't say this doesn't happen because it does . If its never happened to you. your lucky. and don't say stop smoking if that won't actually help
Stop smoking blunts. The wrapper is horrible for you. Do it once in a while. Most people smoke blunts because they are copying the other people. Don't be a sheep; get a bong. I'm serious.
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Why don't they give each peasant $1,000,000 to relocate and nuke the mountains of Pakistan for Bin Laden? For or against?
Because....you are an idjit.
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What is there an abundance of in the world?
Stupid people. +4
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What famous person do other people tell you that you most resemble?
Um, when I was thinner and wore my hair reddish, Julia Roberts. Same height, same hair type, same wide mouth/smile and full lips, big eyes, angled face and nose. Not so much now, but when I see her, I get reminded of me.
Oh and at another time, Vanessa Del Rio when she was young, except less like a monkey.
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Elton John or Billy Joel?
Can't decide....I have to take both.
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What Do You Do When Life Throws Dirt at You?
add water and make mud pies. ; )
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Do we think foolishly that we can make ourselves happy?
Foolishly...? Don't you know that you are the only one who can make you happy? I think the fools are those that look to outside things/people/concepts to make them happy.
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When you notice one AB member being disrespectful/sarcastic to another AB member, do you jump in to defend, jump in to pile on or just walk on by because it's not your fight?
It all depends on the topic. If it's a personal attack, I don't care....or maybe I'll say it was harsh, but that's as far as I go. I won't dog pile witht he rest of them, UNLESS the topic warrants it. Have you read some of the comments and questions some yabbos post? I mean really.....
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Can you name a species of dog?+6 if it`s a real species.
Dogo Argentino
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What do you do with a neighbour who's s/o beats her and she refuses to leave him but every time he beats her she gets you involved by coming to your house for advice and support asking you to phone the police then she immediately goes back to him.
Don't engage her. She is within your circle of concern, but not in your circle of influence. You can tell your you feel for her and worry for her but that's it. Don't listen to it anymore an dget some information about battered women and give it to her. There is nothing youcan do so you need to remove yourself. If she were a family membner of something maybe you could be...
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If you find out that your friend on AB has different beliefs on religion, would you remove him as a friend?
Now THAT would be just silly, no?
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Simple Do you love or Hate the New York Yankees
I don't hate the Yankees; I hate Yankee fans. They are such assholes. But I really couldn't care any less about the Yankees; I'm from Queens and I like the Mets. AND I rooted for the Red Sox for years.
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How do I get my son to stop wearing a dog collar?
you don't; let him be.
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Have you ever had a rescued dog? Would you recommend it, or buy straight from a breeder?
Yes to adopting. Yes also to a REPUTABLE breeder, not the guy around the corner who raises Rotties in his yard. But look in shelters first. Most people buy breeds for the wrongs reasons, namely becasue other people have them or they are in style.
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Daniel Hauser has treatable cancer. He's 13 years old, home schooled, illiterate and a healer in his Christian church. His mother has just run off with him and defied a court order to seek treatment. Do her Christian beliefs justify killing her child?
She's not killing her child; cancer is. And parental rights are still valid in my eyes.
The Jehovah's Witnesses do not believe in blood transfusions and end up dying because of it. That is their right. Scientologists don't believe in medicine either...sorry, I think she has every right to do with her kid what she wants, especially if the kid is in agreement. He has said...
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My boyfriend is a alcholic, its very bad and he just got sentenced to a year in jail for drinking and driving, he told me that he is drinking alchol in jail, should I tell a authority figure at the jail about this or let him get away with it?
first of all, it's "an alcoholic" and it's "an authority figure." A word that begins with "A" must have an before it: an apple, an asparagus, an apparatus, an ant.
Secondly, it's not your place to call anyone and tattle on him. Dude, can you stop and wake up for a second adn realize this douchebag is not for you? I mean really, you are sitting...
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Does anyone else have an intense fear of being alone? I am in a relationship and not so happy but continue to stay in it because I worry I won't find someone else. I figure a not-so-good relationship is better than nothing. Can anyone relate?
no - one can't spent the rest of their lives looking for a pat on the head and a cookie from another person to make them feel better. We have to pat ourselves and get our own cookies in order to have that come from another.
My sister said it best when she told me "I have a home, a car, a great job and I take care of myself and my son. If a man comes along and is the right guy,...
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How do you use pumice stone and starch at home to achieve the stone-washed jean look you see in Abercrombie &Fitch or American Eagle type of stores? Thanks!
How 1980's of you. Please, stop. Just buy them like that for Christ's sake!
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Which "B" boys' name to you prefer (if you had to choose) out of this list? Bailey, Bradly, Braxton, Bryson, or Billy?
Billy or Bradley. The other three are just pretentious and corny.
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What's your favorite brand of workout shoes?
Adidas and New Balance. Now for fun, I like DC's, Sketchers, Airwalks and Pumas.
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Has anyone ever read the book twilight?
Wow, it's frightening how many of the teeny-bopper comments above sound so real and full of emotion. It's totally scary....it's FICTION, THAT GUY DOESN'T EXIST. Asking if there is an Edward Cullen in my life is like asking me who I identify with mostly on Sex and the City. Is the world suffering from a collective delusion? Same with Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers;...
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Why did Stephen King write 'Carrie' when he obvisly had little to know clue on the dayly life of a teenage girl or her emotions? Why did he make child abuse part of fictional horror, when their are real girls who go through that?
I wish the questioners would do some research. Carrie is spot on....child abuse IS horror; what should he write about....a plain teen who fall is in love with a bloodsucking killer? Shut up. Also, Carrie is based in part on a real character that King went to school with, who ended up killing herself later on in life. Read a book, find out something, anything...but please, don't talk...
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Is flavored water some sort of scam?
Scam, no but sort of yucky, yes.
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I am 41 and SUPRISE im pregnant (Crying) I want to keep the baby but am afraid for my health and that I am to old. Do I keep my child or do the unthinkable? I really want to keep it. Help!
Awwwww, wow, I'm 41 too and still think about how I would deal if we had an "accident?" I would also be afraid of having a baby since my eggs are so old and dusty (haha) but it's cool. Take all the pre-natal, amniotic tests you need to take to see if he/she is cooking up ok and then decide. You have until third month, I think. If you haven't abused drugs of alcohol...
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How do you figure out what you are making an hour if you know what you are making salary. If I am making 32 000 a year, how much am I making per hour?
32,000 divided by 52 weeks, further divided by 40 hours (or 35, depending on where you work.) it's around 16.00 or so.
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Is anyone out there sick right now?
Yeah...Sick of it all.
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What is one big lesson you have learned in life?
Don't take ANYONE for granted
and
Treat others as you want to be treated.
(both learned later in life.)
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What's the saddest song you could think of? Why is it that most of the sad songs are the good ones?
Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word by Elton John
And "Who Knew?" by Pink is kinda sad
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Do you find it ironic that white/caucasian/Anglo people seem to get accused of racism much more often and with much less provocation than people of other racial/ethnic backgrounds?
I don't think irony has anything to do with it. I think it's an inbalance and a double standard.
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What ethnic background is Victoria Beckham?
I think she may have that dark Welsh thing going like Catherine Zeta-Jones.
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I want to be a lawyer, what corses should i enroall in?
english and grammar to begin with.
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When asked what music they listen to, and someone says they "listen to everything"... do they actually listen to anything at all?
Yeah, I would say they know nothing about music. The last time I asked someone that, she said she listened to everying....so I asked about rock music (since I actually listen to lots of different music and love rock genres) and the best she could come up with is Aerosmith. I really hate when people come off like they know music and are open to anything but don't know anything current or...
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Should the World Erase Iran off the Map?
Why Iran...have you got any good reason for picking Iran or is it becasue it's a hot-topic country now?
Why not Palestine or Turkey or Albania? I mean really, what kind of assinine question is that? And by "the world" do you mean the United States or the Global Community as a whole? And why would they want to do that?
You need to stop thinking ad talking like an...
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What is the meaning of the cross like symbol called an ankh?
life
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Personally I'm 16 but most kids around me act ways different from me I'm sort of a rare breed of kid why do most teens act so violent these days or give up on school, etc?
What an interesting querstion. I'm 41 and when I was 16, I was asking the same question too. You know what, small fry, I realize that all generations go through the same things and what "seems" to be occurring more frequesntly to you, has actually been about the same throughout history, with different details of course. I mean, for example, crack was just getting popular when...
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Are there any long term effects on taking magic mushrooms because my mates got some for friday night! x
yeah, stop right there....it's mushrooms, not peyote you jerks. 1/8 will get three to four people lifted. Steep it as a tea and drink it witht he pieces in it. Or divide the tried stems and heads adn just chew them...you will not throw up....that chick is wrong, don't listen to her.
Make sure you are with close friends, in a comfortable environment and please don't be as...
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Besides jelly, what else goes good in a peanut butter sandwich?
raisins
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If you came back in the next life, would you want to change or keep your gender? Why?
I'd be a guy, it's an easier life.
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Is it possible that trolls are actually concerned people who are just trying to show everyone how silly and worthless points are and that AB'ers should instead focus on the important things in life? Awwww.
I sayyyyy....YES! Actually I don't understand points...and I understand less when people get upset for not getting any. I mean really.....
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If your money could speak, what would it say to you?
Why do you keep abandoning me? Don't you love me anymore?
or
Can you please let me have some friends?
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Worst fight you have been in
Subway station on Coney Island with my sister. Cops were slightly involved. Bitch! But we are fine now, it was a long time ago.
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Have you ever politely(I hope!) approached a celebrity and introduced yourself? Who was it and what was their reaction?
When I worked at Tower records, I heard Dustin Hoffman was in the store. I found him in the classical dept, said hello (he was carrying a boombox to purchase). I said I respected his acting and that it was a pleasure to meet him. He couln't have been any nicer. Then I left him alone becasue he's not my friend and I'm not about to bore him with small talk. He was really short!
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Are you happy with your natural hair color?
I was until I became forced to color it. I'm just waiting for the rest of it to turn grey so I can stop coloring it. I hate dyeing my hair....I miss my flat black color.
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Why don't people realize that you cant be a communist and a fascist at the same time?
Because they are too busy being vegetarians but eating fish.
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I have to write a short story for a 2nd grade child. All the info I know about him is that he is going to play baseball and his birthday is comming up soon. Any ideas for a story?
Well, you could make like the kid is reading "Casey at the Bat" and he falls asleep and dreams he's the mighty Casey and as he's gonna strike out he wakes up and yadda, yadda, he can have an epiphany of why he wants to play or not...sumping like that.
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How do you view the Canadian peoples?
with my yeux.
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Say your 17 and your a little tipsy and your mom takes you to a cop to breathalize you and you fail, and she asks the police to charge you and he did. How can you talk your way out of it to the judge? in VA
you can't; you're 17 and under her jurisdiction. Good for her, and you are a stupid ass! Maybe next time you'll crash into a tree and stop using up our tax money with your stupid teen antics. Downrate me, I don't GAF. You are an ass, an ass, an ass......WTF!
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What do you think is the better name for a chocolate Cocker Spaniel pup...Archie or Rusty?
Archie, but how about Mochaccino?
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What kind of shoes do you wear when you exercise?
fecking sneakers, what do you think?
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Do Jack Russell Terriers make good pets for a family with small children?
Look, JRT's need consant supervision and exercise and they need "jobs" (fetching paper, slippers, stuff a dog can be trained to do daily). If you have small children, who is going to take the time to train this very active, brilliant and mischievous dog? If he gets bored eh will start to pace and destroy things.
Look, JRT's are my favorite dog and I've had...
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Do you think that 120 pounds is a low weight for someone who is 5'9?
As someone who is actually 5'9", I have to say yes. That is abnormally low. Unless they have a very slight frame, because I have a meduim to large frame (proportioned thatnk goodness) so MY ideal weight is 155-165. Sorry, but at 5'9" and 120lbs, that person is a skeleton and cannot look good in up close.
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What do you think of the name 'Roxelle'? 'Roxy for short....??'
yuck. just call her roxy, why does there have to be a longer name. roxelle is just ehck!
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Me and my wife are trying to concive a baby. . But so far nothing. Can anyone give us some tips or anything?
Well, for one thing, it takes a healthy, normal fertile woman 25% out of 100% to conceive, so there is always a 1 in 4 chance. That said, eat well, don't booze it up, don't blaze up, have lots of sex on or around the 12th to 16th days after her period started. Please don't get desperate and start fertility until you have given it a real college try ,like three years, not a high...
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How you say bat (the animal) in spanish?
murcielago.....love that word
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What's your favorite phrase to say in Spanish?
"La PUTA que te pario!"
or
"La CONCHA de tu madre!"
or
I also like using words like "ubicarme" and "insipido."
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Would you be mad if your partner woke you up when you were sleeping,just because they wanted sex?
I'm still waiting for that to happen....so no, I wouldn't be mad.
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Has the internet ever become boring to you?
yes!
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Some say love is a river; what say you?
I say the last card dealt is the river. About that saying above....well, my liver just puked.
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I ask this girl out to the movies & dinner, & I gave choice of either X-men, star terk, and ghost of girlfriends past. She said what ever you like to see is fine now I thinks she testing me to see if pick an action movie over a chick flick wat do u think?
Pick the one YOU want to see since she told you to. Don't fall for any games. And by the way, I can guarantee that McConaghey flick is going to suck donkey dong.
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Anyone reading ever used a rotary dial payphone, if so what did a local call cost?
yes, and the cheapest I remember is a dime.
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Im 19 and have never had a serious relationship, i get to a stage where im seeing a girl regularly but cant take the relationship seriously and end up getting bored or find someone else, whyyy?
because you're NINETEEN! That's what 19-y-o do. You haven't met the first love yet. It'll come. At least you're testing the waters. Just be a good guy and be honest.
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How do you describe hope?
When all else fails, you know deep down inside that there is in fact a solution....somewhere.
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I say τÎσσερεις ακτίνες, you say...?
"tesseris aktines?" (phonetic)
Well tesseri is fourth or four, isn't it? Hmmmm...
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My fiance told me that he slept with a woman he doesnt know he was so drunk . though we are still virgins cos we are muslims so we were waiting to get married so he stole that moment from me. but i cant forget..i cant live w/o him i know hes sorry..help?
Damn, I can't ever type this withh straight fingers....he was a virgin...yeah, a likely story.
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There are just too many religious people on earth. Can I get an amen to that?
AYYYYYYY-MEN!
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Which Jewish tribe was Jesus a member of?
A tribe called Quest (bwa-ha-ha-ha!)
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Migration?
Ummmm, "what are Geese" Alex?
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As catholics we believe in transubstatiation. I have a niece who is allergic to gluten and therefore cannot take the host. Why does she have an allergic reaction to the host if it is truly turned into the body of christ during the cosecration%
Ummmm, because it's NOT????? Hello....
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I jus lost a baby 2 n half weeks ago.. i told my ex and he flipped.. he asked me wat i wanted him to do.. i told him to do watever makes him happy.. and then he complained how he hasn't been happy.. i feel horrible.. i wanna b there for him..
You had a miscarriage and now you feel bad for HIM? Girl, you need to go talk to some strong responsible women because you are all twisted.
And he's your EX? YOUR EX?
What, were you trying to keep him with a baby? I don't understand. Stop being such a sap, get back to work and get some backbone. That defeatist and lame assed "I wanna beee there for hiiiim" is...
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(3/3)nw she starts talk abt a guy whome she met few weeks ago and so much like him.she keep telin me that she feel compleat n normal wid d guy when they r 2gather(nightout wid alcohal)i try 2 control myself bt cud't some times...plz help..i feel like shit
Dude, I'm sorry you're hurting, really, but you have to stop writing and talking like that. I wouldn't want anything to do with you either. Smart is attractive; hip and cool is just fun but not for the long run. And she's frigging drinking with this jerk and getting drunk. Is that what you want? If you want to date a tramp and a slut, there are plenty out there so go...
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I really want a baby, but having listened to advice am starting to decide against it. what else can cure my broodiness?
You know what will cure that....stop reading articles and then using words like "broody" to describe yourself. Stop MAKING yourself feel those things you know you really don't want and go hang out with other people's kids to get your child fix.
It's fun, they will eventually get on your nerves and you can give them back to their parents until the next time you can...
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If a dude asks for a pic of u and then txt back n says to send one wit less cloths would he jus want u for sex?
Are you that stupid?
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Do you only listen to one side of the story?
yeah, mine. I'm a bit on teh self-centered side and am trying to practice listening.
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So she said she loved me and i asked her out but she told me to wait so i did but while i was waitng she went out with this other guy and they broke up but shood i still go after her
Oh yeah, she loves you alright. How old is she, 12?
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I asked a girl out four days ago and now she says that she wants to break up. help!!!
OK, here's a story. First, remember I'm a grown up and this is not a teeny-bopper kiddie dating story.
One time I was in a meeting place where I would see the same people every week. There was this man, maybe 12 years older than me who seemed nice, handsome, and maybe ok to date who was part of that same panel. He got me to go to movies with him and we kissed and stuff....
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Would it be wrong if your dating a guy not boyfriend girlfriend,and you go out and you dance with there friends and flirt with them as long as you dont try to get with them because at the end of the night you know your going home with your date?
Please, forget the guys and slutty behavior, close up answerbag and get back to school because your spelling, grammar and sentence structure is atrocious.
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What is your lovers scent?
Beautiful. Manly, musky, ahhhhh, simply delicious!
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I recently met a new girl thru myspace in my town. She keeps telling me how sweet I am. I have told her I thought she was "stunning." I want to know how she feels about me. I was thinking of sending her flowers and wait to see her raction is. Good idea?
I say no, not a good idea. Recent....that could mean a week or a month. Sorry, if you haven't actually dated or anything, keep emailing and chatting that way. Don't buy her anything, not a flower or a card or anything because you will only be trying to buy her. Yeah, yeah, we all say it's not the case but deep down, it is.
And about the being sweet, that means nothing....
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I got pregnant lost my first baby but didn't know who the father was but they all new I was pregnant should I be worried about being confronted as I am moving back to the area I met them in?
Trust me, they are NOT going to mind.
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Have you ever read the journal of someone who cheated on you? Was it difficult to know who they were fatasizing about (you or the other person) when they wrote it?
no becasue I'm not psycho
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Is going out with a 23 year old bad when your only 16
No, but only if you are absolutely sure he's not just perving it up and trying to have sex with a virgin. I'd say he's a little immature because he still is haning out with young teenagers and that immaturity may affect you later on.
And as for you, young lady, you need to get your priorities straight and seek out important things like school and your future instead of...
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My daughter is 16 an only child and in her first serious relationship with a 16 year old boy, she tells me she is in love and they are planning on getting married when she finishes school. I'm so worried, what is the chances this will happen.
I say it's 80% unlikely. Make sure this kid of yours is using BIRTH CONTROL and be open-minded, even if she says she's not having sex, don't believer her adn get her on th pill and the rubbers. Don't call the cops on this kid if he has sex with your daughter. It's no big deal.
However you need to pe prepared for the other 20% just in case. There are some people...
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Why am i having such bad luck with dating? It seems like every guy i date leaves me for someone else, stands me up, or decides I am not his type. I am getting really frustrated and ready to give up on dating all together.
It's an inside job, honey. You have to do some soul-searching and figure out what you are doing to attract this behavior. I'm being totally honest with you.
You may get some cottony answer like "it's not you it's the dumb guy" and that's not actually all true. We attract what we feel. If you feel you are worthless, you will attract someone who will...
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Is there a specific age where your too old to watch anime or cartoons?
Yeah.....dead!
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How accurate is the needle and string test to tell what sex your baby is going to be?
I'd say about 50-50. (that's a joke, you know)
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Do you really resemble your avatar? What quality about you does it represent?
Yes, I only wear the meatbag suit so as not to draw attention.
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Is dating a married person asking for trouble?
YES! And remember, he doesn't like you better. You are not worth breaking up his marriage over. (Or whomever is having the affair.) The only person taht suffers is the non-spouse.
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Me and my bf had sex for the first time (i was a virgin) and he assured me that he pulled out both times, i was worried so i got plan b about 2 days later. how likely am i to get pregnant?
WEAR A GOD-DAMNED CONDOM!!!! I mean really, it's frikking 2009 and teenage girls are STILL ignorant of the facts of sex and pulling out. WEAR A C O N D O M!
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Serious Question - What is one thing you would like to get to the Bottom Of...?
An ice cream cone!
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What is the CRAZIEST thing you have done when you were in love?
Craziest thing I've done is actually step up and get busy make the changes to my abrasive personality that were needed 20 years ago. I'm still doing them because I love him and don't want to lose him because of MY SHIT!
Yeah, girls, it's not always THEIR fault. At least I'm admitting to being an aloof bitch and doing somethign about it.
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If your a recovering alchoholic and you havent drank in 6 years and then all the sudden your drinking every other day how would you get back on your feet again? I keep saying I wont drink tonight but its not working.Help please
Christ, get thee to a meeting, pronto! You have to STOP, you know know what you have to do.
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If you had unlimited money and space, what one thing would you add to your bedroom?
A sex swing.
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Are you accident prone or do you know someone who is?
A little clumsy, but not accident prone. I am like a clumsy cat. I have amazing reflexes but my BUTT sometimes gets in the way and I knock over things.
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Am I weird for being terrified of having a child? I've always wanted to have kids, I'm just scared of them. lol What's wrong with me?
First think of WHY you want a kid. I, personally, am not "terrified" of kids; I like them; I understand them; I just don't want to make them because I can, you know? REASONS TO PROCREATE....you should have at least 10 valid reasons, not convenient reasons
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Who invented Grass?
Is this a serious fecking question because, honestly, I'm getting all kinds of tired of the trifling questions on this site? I mean some of the fake questions are funny but this one, not funny or clever at all and if it's a real question, I hope the asker gets what they deserve and gets run over by an elevator for being so uninformed.
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I saw a documentary about people freezing themselves, to be woken up in the future, like when a cure would be found for their illness. Does anyone know the name of the documentary?
Yeah "Futurama" where the 80's money maker guy was defrosted. He had had bone-itis and froze himself until they found a cure. Well, he was to busy taking over the company "Planet Express" that he forgot to cure his bone-itis and died on stage all stiff and twisted. And Fry was happy and Bender felt better and professor Farnsworth didn't lose his company.
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Ladies would you prefer to have your toes sucked or whole foot licked?
How about neither? Toe "fetishing" has been so overplayed becasue you have men and women who run that line over and over, not really meaning it but saying it because, well, it's a thing to say that garners a reaction or attention. No one really likes that and think of when you want to kiss him again after he's been all up in your toe jam. F**king gross!
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If you had to eat the same thing for every meal every day without getting bored what would it be be(my answer is chocolate)?
I'd have grilled breast of chicken or skirt steak served over a HUGE plate of salad greens, cukes, red peppers and bean sprouts with Carrot-sesame-ginger dressing.
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Is there anyway to take weed on an airplane?
lots of ways, you just have to be imaginative. but Sperling is right, avoid dogs and don't be stupid.
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Who's the most famous person you've ever met?
Dustin Hoffman
B-Real
Andrew McCarthy
Mark Anthony
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What is sudden lesbian syndrome?
Something some asshole hipster made up and thought was clever?
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What question should I ask a chinchilla breeder?
What are going to a chinchilla breeder for? Are you going to start your own fur salon? Or are you, like many deluded folks out there, thinking that a chinchilla or a hedgehog make a "cute" pet?
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What has been or will be the best day of your life?
Today.
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What does mi amor mean
come on....please. you know what that means! My Love.
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Is it healthy to eat small little meals all day, like some grapes here and there or a protein bar, as opposed to 3 big meals?
some grapes here and there and a protien bar do not constitute a meal. and a "big meal' could include a huge bowl of lettuce, greens and salad fixings like tomatoes and cukes and probabaly some chicken. YOu have to use your head. A protien bar is not a meal and should only be eaten by those who are regularly athletic.
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What would you say to your doctor if he said he wants to shove a camera up your butt?
been there done that...it's called a colonoscopy.
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Who invinted pot?
is this a serious question? And it's spelled "invented."
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Would my boyfriend be offended if I gave him a "sex positions of the day" book as a gift?
Only if he has a vagina, is 66 years old and answers to the name Marge. Are you kidding?!
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When a woman acts differently towards you, does this show that she is interested in you?
Could you BE any more vague? "Acts differently"....hmmmm that could mean a million things. Like one day you're saying good morning and the next day she's spitting on you. Details, please....
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Which Pontiac did you like most of these: GTO, Firebird or the Trans-Am?
The best question BY FAR since I've joined Answerbag. I love the GTO for ever and ever, 1970 model and the Judge. However, I have a side affair going on with the Firebird Formula (ooohhh, baby!) +4
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Do you say "Okie dokie, artichokie"?
(embarrassed) yeahhhhhhhh.
I also say "what's new, Mr. Magoo?"
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How do you like McDonald's latte?
please.....
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For those of you who imagined that snails were a very yucky thing to eat, did you ever get brave and try them..in a garlic wine sauce, with scrumptious sourdough bread to soak up the sauce? What did you think?
Escargot, yeah, I've had it. It was delicioso. Now, I may not have it again since I saw that show 1000 Ways To Die where this dick served raw snails to his date and they both ended up dying of brain parasites from the snails. That's it for me, and I don't care if they're cooked.
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Why are men so paranoyed?
PARA-NOID!
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You wish someone a "good morning." They don't answer you. What do you do?
Keep on walking, say "efffff youuuuuuu" in my head and then say good morning to the next person.
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What is your favorite fruit?
Grapefruits. I can't get enough of them. I slice them into sections and biting into the fruit is an explosion of cool, refreshing goodness. Nothing like it in the world. Pineapples are great too but grapefruits are the bomb!
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Those of you with S/Oers, Are you 100% sure that this is the one you will spend the rest of your life with?
yes
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How does looking directly at a solar eclipse damage your eyes?
A solar ECLIPSE can be looked at directly once it's covered; just don't stare and keep looking because it can do the same damage as staring into the sun. I believe it's not good when the sun is about to be covered and that bright light of the sun is being refracted around the moon; it has to do with the angle, I think.
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What gets your motor running?
The beautiful man living in my house right now. Mike.
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What does the Sexes planetary symbol mean?
mars and venus
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My boyfriend wants me to please him in certain ways. He thinks i'm experienced but I am scared I will embarass myself because i have never given a guy oral service down there. Any pointers on how to make this easier for me?
A couple of pointers....
1) careful with the teeth....they may brush against the member but watch it.
2) don't act like it's a chore. your mouth will get tired but try to plow through it. if your mouth gets tired, relax the lips and use the tongue.
3) mouth and hand manupulation is great but try to use your mouth only sometimes...the like when you free-style.
4) lots of...
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CAN U GET AIDS BY KISSING
You can get HIV by kissing if the person has an open bleeding sore or wound in mouth and you do too. If person has it in saliva and you have an open sore. It can happen, but you get HIV Virus, not Aids. You can live a long time with HIV and not have Acquired Immune Deficiency Sydrome
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As an individual member of the public, how do I buy a piece of wood? Can I get it cut to size? I need a thin piece of wood, not like a 2x4.
home depot
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Help me please! I am now at "Level 13" and everyone knows how UNLUCKY "13" is! How do I get to "Level 14," within an hour? I'll pay anything you ask! Please help me!!!!!!
christ, you are an ass! Are you at the top of a tall building....please jump off. Ther eis not enough room on this planet for idiots who still subscribe to supersition about number 13. Grow the eff up!
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Shouldn't there be a site for atheists and one for religious types and couldn't they keep to their own sites, especailly religious types condemming those who don't care about God and the Bible?
yeah and the site is called "Zip It!"
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Are you silly or just plain goofy?
a little bit of both.
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If you could only see movies with one specific actor/actress in them (like all of Bruce Willis' movies or all of Goldie Hawn's movies), what actor's movies would you see?
Johnny Depp. Anything he touches is gold.
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Wolverine's claws and skeleton are bonded by which indestructible metal in the movie X Men Wolverine?
adamantium
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Should you sweat the petty things or pet the sweaty things?
pet the sweaty things, hands down.
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What is your favourite doughnut glazing?
krispy kreme regular glaze.....holy crud is that yummy!
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Do you think you could live without your cell phone? Can you remember how you got by without it?
yes (scoffs impatiently). come on....what are we....robots?
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Are you all sexually satisfied with your current partner?
Ohhhhhh, yessssssss! And he with me....I give brain like I went to an ivy league school
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Do guys find it weird when girls randomly go up to them and start a convo?
If the conversation is genuine and not merely a ploy to talk to him, then no, because guys like to talk too.
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If a guy knows you like him and said its cool but makes sexual comments he didnt make before he knew and says he loves you, that was always said before, (knowing it effects you) and threatens to do things to you he knows will turn you on...is he into you?
no. he wants to f**k. There is nothing in what you wrote that says he likes you or respects you. He's trying to go for the easy lay. NO, he is not into you in the way you want. But, like most young girls these days, you probabaly won't listen until you are crying into yor pillow or screaming obscenities at him for being an honest, albeit jerky guy.
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Theres this guy that i just met n my friend had been telling me bout him 4 a while n we met n we all hung out n i got really drunk n had sex wit him n after we talked all night but he didnt call i think i scared em off. but i like him so much! wut happen?
You didn't scare him off. You had sex with him. That's enough.
I wish women would stop thinking they are "scaring someone off" when they know the real reason a guy's not calling back....you had sex with him....not only sex but DRUNK sex. It doesn't get any tackier than that.
Don't you know already that a guy, for all his "it's ok,...
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How to know if a guy likes you enough to break up with his girlfriend?
number one, you are not more important jsut becasue he broke up to be with you. that is a big joke. if that is the case, then you are merely the next fool in a long line of fools.
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How can you tell by the ways a guy kisses you if he likes you or not?is him closing his eyes a good sign?does it mean he is enjoying it?
Ok, here it is....if he kisses you fast, sloppy and without any flair, he may not be THAT into it. If he kisses you slowly, tasting you, feeling your lips and the tip of your tongue, if he is making yummy noises or touching your hair or face and neck he may really like you. The kiss is everything.
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Don't gays realize that God only looks at their lifestyle as a sin and will never regonize marriage between them?
Gee I guess god told you that himself. did he call collect?
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What is your favorite game of all time?
tempest and galaga
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I say 2012, you say...?
what are you waiting for....a certain shade of green?
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Do you own a charm bracelet?
no, I'm not five.
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Is it me or is it that girls in my school are retarded..... i had to girlfriends of mines fighting over a cookie!
I don't know...I've had some cookies that I'd cut a bitch over. It must have been a damn good cookie.
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What is the loveliest thing anyone has ever said to you, and who said it?
"I love you."
Oh and one time I was in a bar with my best girlfriend and she was with her date, whom I had never met. After a few hours of me being friendly, sociable and playing pool, she came over to me and said "He told me 'your friend is beautiful'." I was floored because AT THE TIME, I thought SHE was beautiful and I was ugly. Now that I remember it, I...
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Why do you the Swine Flu has thus far been deadly only to Mexicans but Americans are recovering from it?
what a generalization. Lots of factors...better food and healthcare here, more abject poverty adn bad living there. Give it time. And it's not only Mexico....it's global, only in smaller increments than Mexico.
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How long does it take for a piercing to close up?
Depends on the piercing, depends on the person.
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When getting a tattoo, what kind of stuff you have to put it in your skin so that your blood won't come out
Dude! It has to bleed. (sheesh!) It will bleed like a scratch as long as he's tattooing you and he's gonna keep wiping it. afterwardes he's gonna put a papertowl and tape it there and it will stop bleeding in a day. it's minimal...nothing you have to worry about at all. dont' wear a nice shirt until three days from then.
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Ouch!!! ive just had my tounge pierced like 2 hourse ago, and its not to bad but i keet getting a pain when i swollow like in the gland area on my neck, anyone else had this?
everything is gonna hurt and tomorrow it may hurt even more. use watered down listerine. give it three days total....DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT TAKE IT OUT.
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Does getting a pimple or blemish on/under a tattoo long after it has healed pose any risk of damaging the tattoo?
nah, I've gottent hose.
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Do you have a tattoo? Where and What is it?
I have seven....
a Wyvern (4 inches long) on right shoulder
a North American Native Water monster (4 inches wide) on right shoulder blade
an unfinished pic of fish going down a stream on hip it's huge, like 10 inches or more
Japanese writing on leg, about 10 inches high
a teeny tiny representation of my dead cat Otis on left side of my tummy (on inch)
a little dragon in a...
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What do you think about pierced belly buttons?
I love mine!
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Which is more painful, a nose piercing or a navel piercing?
which is easier to clean?
navel hurts more.....
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What do you think of tongue-splitting? Would you ever do it?
I think anyone who does that needs WAAAAAYYYYY tooo much attention.
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Is it ok to take Xanax before getting a tattoo touched up?
Don't take anything...nothing. And don't drink either. take the pain like a man/woman....arrrrrg! it's no big deal and you get used to it after a few minutes.
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Does it hurt to get your tongue pierced?
fuck yeah...but the nipple hurts even more.
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For those of you who have tattoos: How do you count them? do you think tattoos of the same "theme" in the same area but not touching should count as 1 tattoo?
I count them as sets. well I only have one "set;" se it's japanese letters and there are three, but I count it as one tattoo, so I guess I have ten tattoos and not seven.
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I am 16.I am getting a tattoo for my 17 bday...its on my lower back and its a playboy bunny with tribal lines going off from it...i am so ready for the pain...but i am also worried about it...can anybody help?? how much will it hurt?will i pass out?
You seem really sweet but I would ask you to reconsider the location AND the actual design. I mean, a playboy bunny....and a lower back tattoo? I don't knowwwwww.....something really personal and YOURS would be a better choice than a Playboy bunny. First of all, the location is dicey and has slutty connotations....and a bunny right there would let people think awful things about you and...
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Would you let a 10 year old girl get her ears pierced?
Shoot I was 5 months old when I got my ears pierced. All the other babies were so jealous. All girls should have their ears pierced.
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If adam and eve were the first humans and they gave birth to two boys, who did they have sex with to create the next generation? are we all the final product of the original incest according to the bible?
if that it true, which it is not, then the boys, cain and able, had sex with their sisters. but aside from that, we are all prodcustc of incest anyway, since it's been part of our human nature for millennia.
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Why does my boyfriend not tell his grandma that we are living together?
most importantly, does it REALLY matter? She's probably old-fashioned.
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I want to get a new tattoo that symbolizes freedom and independance (from bad relationships). Any ideas? (Other than F#$% You _____ ) lol
I shouldn't do this because I like the idea for me....but....how about an infinity symbol (looks like an 8 lying down) with your initials in each circle, showing that no matter what you are with you forever and you are the only one that matters in the end. The infinity of the personal relationshop with the self.
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Me & my ex got back together 2wks ago & everything's been good til 3days ago he stood me up & stopped answering my calls. I called like 20 times,is that crazy? Eventually I called from a different ph & he answered, realized it was me & hung up. What's up?
that's really weird. He's doing something shady, it seems. I'm sorry you are going through that. It must really hurt.
Two questions; 1 - how long were you separated before you got together and 2 - did he initiate the reconciliation?
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...what is your favorite "punctuation mark" ?...
semicolon - ;
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If you constantly have bad breath, what's the best solution for that? (You already brush your teeth 3 times a day and gum isn't an option)
look for those capsules that are herbal and you take like three and whatever is giving youbad breath (from your tummy) will be masked. I can't remember the name. They used to sell them in any drugstore. Go to an herbal or vitamin shop. Wait, I think it was BreathAssure.
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How do you feel to know that the world is LAUGHING at America because of electing obama?
I'm sorry, it that NEW news? We've been a laughing-stock for years. Get in the front seat baby and pay attention.
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Do you think when you have had a broken heart that it makes you wiser or does it just leave you suspicious?
Here's the thing. There are so many reasons why a heart gets broken. The only thing is whether we can see what part we played in the heartbreak and whether we have learned from the mistake we may or may not have made. It's quite possible that the other person is at fault too but the only thing we can do personally is try to see what we did, if we did something, change it, and for...
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What is the best thing a person could do while kissing you?
feel me up....grab a hank of hair at the nape of my neck and be the man. god I miss him and it's only been four days.
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Is it discrimination to hate dumb people?
I see that as my right as an American. Screw those dummies, they should have been born smart, like me.
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5 year old child had an "Accident" at school, teacher bagged up the poop and sent it home in the kids backpack with a note, how many ways would you lose your mind on that teacher?
I would be there the very next morning and make sure I have a talk with the teacher, their supervisor and make sure she/he knows how fucking insane they are and do my damndest to have them fired, tout suite. In another life I would kick their ass but I'm civilized now. Who the 'ell does that? It's unsanitary, insensitive and HE'S FIVE YEARS OLD!!!! That's it, who is...
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Do bats scare you? (animal) I think they look so scary. Terrifying to look at, especially pictures up close.
I like bats. They have such different faces. Sometimes they look like monsters, sometimes they look like hamsters. Crazy, right? Bats are neat but they are in trouble lately. go to bat conservation society.
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When someone winks at you & does not say anything, is one supposed to imagine, what is meant?
I wink at people all the time. Well, the cute ones. If I'm feeling rather cheeky and my eye meets some random cute dude, I'll wink.
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Can you name a thing which is 'groovy'?
my butt after peeling a tight pair of jeans off.
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Given all of their accalades what would you consider to be Aerosmiths "crowning achievement"?
Of their ACCOLADES, I'd have to say the fact that they all managed to clean up and stay clean for YEARS!!!! Don't know what the deal is now but I find that impressive.
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I was born in the year of the RAT! What year were you born in?
Mun-Kayyyyy...oo oo oo.
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What is your oldest sibling's middle name?
Estrella (Star)
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What is your favorite news show?
the one with Charlie Gibson. I don't know why, but I like that guy.
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What happens if a Catholic wants to marry a Christian?
a catholic is a christian. hello?
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Do you think manners are important? Have you got manners?
Manners are very important. I've been dumped as of three days ago becasue I exhibited bad manners. I was rude, mean and inconsiderate to someone I adore. I adore him and now I may lose him as a mate forever. Please be kind to all the people you see and if that's not enough, treat people in the way you would like to be treated.
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Are you old enough to remember cars with the little triangular window at the front end of the front-seat windows that actually opened?
Yes, very necessary for smoking.
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How many languages do you know? Did you learn that many willingly, or did the school or your parents make you learn additional languages?
American English, Spanish (fluent), 70% French, 15% Greek, and some Italian
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If you were to give up one thing, what would it be?
sugar
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What is something in the closet?
Ricky MArtin....hahahah!
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What is your favorite type of show? (jordan, fila, k swiss)
Shoe, SHOE!!!!
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What would you do if you love latin culture and want someone to talk to you in Spanish, but they person you're dating refuses to learn Spanish even though it means a lot to you? I feel like if he loved you, he would learn Spanish.
OK, I'm all for him learning Spanish too, but guess what? That "If he loved you he's...." is a crock of shit. It's the same with the following..."if you loved me, you wouldn't break up with me." Not true.
So stop tying to blackmail with the "If he loved me" stuff and learn Spanish on your own. You can't force someone to be...
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Are women more attractive stick thin or with curves?
Sorry but I'll answer for all. There is noting, NOTHING attractive about a skeleton. OK, that's it. bony has never been nor ever will be ideal.
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So how many of you were offended by Miss California's answer about homosexual marriage during the Miss America contest?
There is nothing to be offended by. If anything I was embarrassed for her and think she is a wagon jumper whoring herself out with the hot issue of the century, trying to garner as much attention to herself because she knew she would not win, but swhe did get the most attention of all of them with her comment. See the "brilliance" in her actions? And while on the topic, I can't...
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This girl keeps asking my bf how am i and hows the lucky girl and all that crap... my bf told me bout this and how hes annoyed but hes too much of a nice person which im annoyed at.. what am i to do or feel?
there's no problem. the chick looks like an ass and a nosy parker so leave it.
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1st word that comes to mind when you hear the word:donkey
the animal that must have kicked you.
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1st word that comes to mind when you hear the word:barito
What the bloody hell are you writing? Dude, look up the word before you write it here so I can have some idea of what the frig you are writing. Thank goodness I have an extended vocabulary because I can take a guess and see you are trying to spell "burrito." The first thing that pops into mind at the word burrito is donkey, or better yet jackass, which is what burro or burrito means.
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1st word that comes to mind when you hear the word:morron
DO YOU MEAN "MORON".....well, I can't say the first word that comes to mind now.
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Why do people use drugs?
Fear and lack of self-love.
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If i had lymphoma bad enought to make me feel tired sick and run down would it most likely thow off my cbc?
But, to the question, stop trying to diagnose yourself with cancer (laughs hysterically) adn go to a doctor so he can tell you that you have acid reflux disease. (shakes head and trolls eyes)
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When you eat gummy bears, do you bite the head off first?
only if they smart mouth me.
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Christians, without looking in ANY way paper, internet or otherwise: Is "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush." in the Bible?
I say no.
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Want to find out what people on here think about you? Type just your name in an answer so that people can comment with adjectives. I'm not responsible for what people say about you.
Countess Crapula...moohahahaha. Go ahead, I'm ready and deserve it.....(braces self)
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If jelly beans were alive, what could you see them doing?
dancing the twist and going for a swim in my orange juice.
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I'm hungry.....what can I do to convince you to make me breakfast?
just ask, because I LUUURVE to cook breakfast! C'mon ovah!!!!
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Did you graduate high school a virgin?
yup, and actually graduated.
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I just caught by boyfriend of 2 yrs in bed with my younger sister, any reason to not to just kill myself?
no, not you. BUT I see a great reason to kick your sister's ass all across the parking lot of a K'mart. Any other girl, I'd say leave her alone and go after him, but your sister, that's just out of line. +4
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Say still love my ex boyfriend in afghanastan and he told you that the reason for the break up was cuz if he dies there it would be a little easier for me. That he will always love me just cant be with me..he told me hes damaged goods do i give up?
wow, the stories get better and better as time goes on. I think Greg Berendt should make a new book "He's just not that into you; the new and updated excuses."
sorry for your sorrows. +4
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What is one phrase or word you will use today more than any other phrases or words?
"Life is so easy; life is so good; all good things come to me." (repeated throughout day)
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What are 4 items you will find in your freezer?
You mean always...? Well....
Ice
Frozen fresh berries
Frozen bagged or fresh veggies
a rubber glove full of water that i use for boo-boo's
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``With the lights out, it`s less dangerous, here we are now, entertain us, I feel stupid, and contagious..`` Which song are these lyrics from?
Smells like teen spirit - Nirvana
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What is your favorite NFL team?
Giants, Eagles, New England.
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"Your alone and so am I. And no engagement is going to change that. Lets go party one last time before we walk down the isle of hell" is left on your 40 y/o fiance myspce pg by a female 11 yrs his jr. She is engaged herself ,bi and a party girl. thoughts
this girl sounds like a douche. but she may be talking about another kind of partying. does your "fiance" do drugs?
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Will anybody ever love me the way I love them?
Oh, by the way Disturbed, I love you.
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Will anybody ever love me the way I love them?
here's the trick....love everybody. I mean love everyone in the many different ways there are to love (friendly love, love of another human being, paternal love....jsut love everyone) Throw love out there (for real, not fake) and love will return.
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Why do they call the time a woman is on her menstrual cycle a "period"? (I'm not being stupid. I'm honestly curious.)
it's a time period. the period within the 28 day cycle when your uterus is sloughing off it's walls of blood and tissue build-up.
Think of high school and how all the classes were called periods....
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Is it considered mental rape when your husband takes a naked picture of you and trades it on the internet for other pictures without your permission? Do I stay or do I leave! Feel like I was mentally Raped by the one person I loved and trusted!!
We need to stop making up these sayings like mental rape or rape of the soul. Rape is rape; actually rape REALLY means the pickng up and taking away of some animal or person (see root from word "raptor" from rapt-, pp. stem of rapere "seize"). But as we understand it now, you were not raped. Call it what it is...you feel humiliated and betrayed and need to deal with it as...
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What will you be doing on Mothers Day?
when is mother's day?
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Would you consider yourself the Beauty or the Beast?
Neither, we're both quite attractive.
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How do I melt his frozen heart? For 13 months after our first date, we spent every weekend together, romantic and passionate. One Wednesday, he said dont call my number any more. I know he has been hurt, and now afraid of love. Now he just says go away.
if he says go away, then listen to him. being hurt and "afraid of love" is all code for "I dont' like you anymroe and don't want to date you." I'm sorry but that's the truth. It also sounds like he's met someone else.
Look, I'm on my 75th hour approximately of having been dumped. He is doing me a favor because I need to get my act...
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My best friend's husband has been acting like absolute and complete jerk for a bout a year, and I wanna know should I confront him, and give him a piece of my mind? I really don't like seeing my friend upset because of him, thats why I'm asking.
honestly, although it's great you love your friend like that, it's really none of your business. the only thing you can do is talk to your friend. it's up to her to tell him how he should treat her. and you don't know if he may bounce back and hurt her because if your intervention.
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How do I get over jealousy, hurt and a broken heart. My soul mate & love of my life says he loves me but can't be with me. I can't stop thinking about him whatever I do & only want to experience everything with him. He says he think of me 24/7. It kills.
OK, here it is. Assuming you are both really good people and there's real love there, you have to look at yourself to see what it is that is making him break up with you.
I think a HUGE percent of the dumped are unwilling to self-evaluate and take responsibility for their part in a breakup. My beautiful man broke up with me on Saturday night (three days ago!) and it was all because...
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Whats the worst movie you've ever seen?
I can't get past it but I really hated "Crash" and I was amazed it won an oscar. I found it predicatble aand hack. Overall, I think it sucked.
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What do you feel when you are drunk?
It's different for lots of folks but I'm happy, talkative and very socialble when I'm drunk...no matter how drunk (but I'm never THAT drunk). Never mean, ever.
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Who would like to congratulate me on making grilled cheese all by myself and not burning it? (I don't ever cook)
Soooo, did you bring some for the rest of the class....(tapping foot repeatedly)?
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I think bugs are cool. Why doesn't anyone else?
I love spiders and beetle-like things and caterpillars. Yeah, bugs are neat, 'cept for the cucarachas and nasty ones. I hate silverfish.
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What is a duplex?
its a half black-half beige sandwich cookie with white cream in the middle. great to dunk in coffee.
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Ever said, "baby please don't go"?
I said it just yesterday. I'm destroyed. I am repentant and I will always be kind to everyone, no matter what. +4
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Do you laugh at racist jokes?
I think it's hilarious that white folks are the main ones to get offended for us, and for that I am offended and say, mindyabizness
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Do you laugh at racist jokes?
only if they are funny.
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Would a person suffering from sever herion withdrawl symptons be acting voluntarily if he relapsed and sought out the drug to stop the symptoms?
well, half and half; you either bite the bullet and deal with the horror, or you give in and keep padding the dragon. Since he was already in the sick, he should have kept going and seen it through. Though not having ever experienced it but knowing a lot about it, I have to say that he did the wrong thing by picking it up since he's going to have to start ALL OVER AGAIN.
the answer is...
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Does it annoy you when people write "could've" as "could of"?
annoys me no end...
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Are you sick of hearing about TWILIGHT?
to death. so much so that I refuse to read it. It's like all the hype that arose from the DaVinci Code. Albeit a nice read and good movie, it was not the smartest book on the shelf. I compare as a "dumb-man's 'Foucault's Pendulum.'"
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Is God conservative?
no, he's a conservationist.
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Have you ever gone to a fast food restaurant and ordered a kid's meal just for the toy?
kids meal??? I just buy the toy.
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How many visible scars do you have?
counting tattoos, um, like 11, 7 being tattoos.
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Do nonbelievers believe in the law?? If so whats the difference between the law and how the bible tells us to live?
shaaaat uuuup!
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I have to go swimming with my parents so i need too hide my tattoo how do i do that
Look unless you're Jewish, where it really matters to them, now is the time to get it out in the open. Unless you are like 16 and well, ****** ....since at that age, parents can take legal action against the tattoer.
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I am a lesbian but I hate other lesbians. It seems they are all artsy farsty, vegan feminists, who really annoy me. I think I am destine to be single because I cannot bare the whole process of hanging out with them to meet anyone. Is this normal/bad?
be patient, I can't stand those asses either. You will find someone, just don't go to the average places where these other jerks go to.
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What is the plural of Carpe Diem?
there is no plural....it means "sieze the day..." no pluralization needed.
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All my life I have dated black guys (I'm black) and then I got with a white guy and he turned it out...if you knw what I mean.. Now I am hardly attracted to black men. I don't want to shut out a whole race of men but I can't help it. what's wrong with me?
Nothing. Think of what he does that they didn't and there's your answer. Maybe he's more generous in bed.
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I've been datin' my bf for 2 yrs & he has cheated on me twice. 1st time he told me was on purpose & the 2nd was an accident. The thing is the girl is pregnant & she don't know if its my bf's or her ex's. My bf tells me he loves me so much. what do I do?
Ugh, you need to order a backbone and stop being so purposely gullible. Your desperation is screaming out. Is it that bad that you can't find someone else or just be alone until you find someone else? +4
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I recently had a dream about a girl i thought was attractive, but i didn't like. In the dream me and her apparently were in a relationship and i remember being very happy and hugging her, and now i kind of like her. What does this mean?
I've had, over the years, had similar dreams about famous people, the most recent being Billy Joel (yeah, go figure, short, drunk, kinda Long Island dumb). I love his music but in my dream, he was my boyfriend and he was so loving, funny and caring that I developed the only crush on him for about a year. I still think he's kinda cute.
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What is another name for your mouth?
cake hole, boca, bouche, clap trap (I just made that up)
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How old does a person half to be to realize that life is short?
Dude you have it all wrong...Life is LOOOOONG! So stop thinkin like that.
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If we were all born with a birthmark TATTOO, what would be your Symbol?
something phonecian.
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I have curly hair and i have really bad bed hair every morning, and usually washing my hair will cause my hair to go back to normal, but I hear that washing your hair everyday will cause early baldness. is there any other method?
OK, you have to stop listening to those old wives tales. You can wash your every day if you want but if it's thick, you can skip a day. Also, and this sucks becasue I'm totallly against it, buying better hair products helps. I went to a FREE curly-hair seminar by a man names Christo who has a salon on 5th avenue in NYC. He came up with a product called Curlisto. Coincidentally, I...
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X-frend's sending me abusiv txt msgs, I hav her book which I plannd 2 return on Fri. I've been civil but she startd getting really nasty. Sometimes I ignore her or give as gd as I get. I feel she's crossd the line n just wanna burn the book.ne suggestions
mail it out and be done with her. Don't blame the poor book.
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Heard a couple of people talking in a coffee House, That America, with a 12 trillion dollar debt, will never recover, that China and India will become the dominant countries, and America will fade into the background.
Do you agree?
I believe it. You can't be on top forever. That is why it's imperative that we become more accepting of different cultures.
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My wife of a year and a half has really gained a lot of weight (125-180+). An intimate sex life is important to me in this marriage, but physical attraction plays an important role in that. Am I wrong for wanting my sexy wife back?
You are not wrong because that's a lot of weight to gain and although I sympathise with her, and I know she doesn't like being fat, she needs to do somethign about it.
Dude I'm glad you asked....I'm a lady who is carrying 80 extra pounds on my tall, large, formerly athletic frame. My s/o got to know me through some previous pics when I was 170 and perfect (in my eyes)...
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What disappoints you?
Obvious bad spelling. Girls who whore it up because they are not interesing and never opened a book in their life. Men who think women are all stupid. Women who think all men are asses. But in general, human beings really disappoint me.
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I want to be the lead singer in my band but my voice isn't really the best as i cant hit high notes. Should i try to be the lead singer?
You have to use the voice you have and make the best of it. Remember to push out with your belly when you want to go loud and don't be ashamed of your voice or it comes out all weak and lame. I'm no singer by any means but when I try, I can go really loud and I can keep a tune. High notes can ruin your voice if you do it wrong so don't do it. Stay within your key.
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Im 42 am I too old to date girls in late 20's early 30's?
No, but aside from having young nubile bodies, why would you even want to date a 20 year old? There's nothing going on upstairs....
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Do i have to learn the basic chords to play guitar? My friend didn't even learn the basic chords and can play songs. while i cant play anything except 1 scale and 3 chords.
The learning curve is different for EVERYBODY. STOP COMPARING and practice, practice, practice. You can't take a short cut with music. Yeah, you don't HAVE to be able to read, but you HAVE TO practice. Stop worrying about what Peter Paul and Mary are doing, practice adn learn yourself.
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How the "f" do you make an ex pay back for all the pain he caused? And how do you go about forgetting all the pain and move on when you're in complete solace because no guy seems to be compatible?
re-read your question. you want to PAY BACK someone for the PAIN THEY CAUSED YOU.
#1 - that is unreasonable and will get you nothing, not satisfaction, not "closure", nothing.
#2 - there is a school of thought that says others can't cause us pain, we allow them to give us pain.
#3 - Solace is not used properly. Solace is a source of comfort.
I think you need...
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Do you have a nose ring and are you happy with it or do you regret getting one?
have had a hole in nose for a long time (maybe 20+ years?). I like it...I like the option of keeping it in or out.
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Would you ever work for a tobacco or gambling company? Would the fact these companies profit from other people's addictions bother you?
not at all...their addictions are not my problem. AND the company is profiting not me, I'm just drawing a salary
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I just got a thirteen hundred dollar voucher in the mail and a free caribean cruise, has anyone else ever gotten this in the mail? is it a scam?
read the fine print....there's somethign you have to pay and it ain't postage.
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IS is normal for the mom to kind of growl at the pups?? haha she is only about a year and a half old she just had pups yesterday and she has kinda growled at them
sure it is....
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I have never been congratulated for anything on AB (sob..), so would you join me in congratulating myself on finally becoming a Sage? Woo hoo!
congrats...what's that 100 points/levels? I don't understand this site but I keep jumping up levels.
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Would india have been a better country if it had not been seperated into india, pakistan and bangladesh (take the amount of violence at the time into account)
I wouldn't be able to tell you sincce I'm not insian, bangladeshi or pakistani. But I love their food!!!!!!
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So, what exactly, do the Tea Baggers who are protesting today, hope to accomplish?
huh? what tea baggers....what protest....becasue I'm thinking of tea-bagging in a way grown-ups tea bag.
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when I say Raccoon?
eyes and by the way, how can I diminish the raccoon look to my eyes.....any suggestions? I've heard of tea bags and cucumbers...anythignelse?
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Why do the F and J keys on the keyboard have bumps on them?
those are the home keys;....asdfjkl;... and your index fingers rest on the f and j.
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Solve the quadratic equation: 2x^2-3x+1=0?
sorry I'm wrong,....one of you guys was right
x = 1/2 and x = 1
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Solve the quadratic equation: 2x^2-3x+1=0?
I hate to do this but factor it to (2x-1)(x-1) and you will find the answer is x = 1/2 and x = 2. check your answers.
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Do you think you are good looking? Or just average?
younger. by at least 7 years.
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What toy would you love to play with again?
Shrinky Dinks, Colorforms, Playdoh Factory, BIG WHEEL!
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In the news today: 2008-9 has seen increases in participation in hate groups in the US, due to the recession and Pres. Obama's election. What can we do to fight this?
Here's "the secret....." you can't FIGHT hate groups. See, the more you protest or fight something awful, the more you will see of it because you are doing the same. Hating "hate" is exactly as just hating people...its still hate. If more people collectively stopped being offended for others and feeling like they have to FIGHT something they are OPPOSED to (see...
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Do you swim well or just dog paddle or float?
I have trouble floating but I can swim, above and below water.
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Do you own a New York Yankees baseball cap?
never!
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If went out with guy and saw that all around his house he has knives (he collects them) first thing u see wen walk in- meat cleaver and fishing knife!? see again? I say no way- i was scared for the rest of the day! curious wat others think...
meat cleavers and fishing knives are utilitarian. What's so damn scary?
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IS THERE A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HERION AND VICODIN IN A DRUG SCREEN OR DO THEY BOTH SHOW UP AS OPIOTES
They all show up as OPIATES.
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What would you do for a milloin dollars?
=]
Anything except ingest excrement or poison, screw animals, kill or maim.
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Do you know a very beautiful person, but their attitude makes them look so ugly?
Yeah, her name is Jessica, she lives in North Bergen, NJ, and is a whore/skank/diseased pig. Lovely to look at, but a disgusting pig inside.
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Banana cream cake or pineapple upside down cake?
pineapple, hands down!
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Does Darwin's theory of evolution apply to plants as well as to animals?
It applies to everything living, procreating thing on this planet. Everything.
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My boyfriend told me my butt was big and jiggly. I am not a big girl and so It kind of upset me. Now i feel insecure about myself. Anyone had something like this happen to them?
well, as a girl who always had a big (but not jiggly) butt, I'd say start doing squats, lunges, deadlifts and eventually your ass will tighten up and he can suck it (not your butt, but suck IT).
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What's The Stupidest Tattoo You've Ever Seen In A Person Body?
I dont' have the time or the space to write it but suffice it to say, of all the tattoo's I've seen, fully 80 % are garbage.
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What was your first impression of your best friend (not s/o)?
I thought "She's nice but she's too effing skinny, she shouldn't perm her hair and she only wants to be friends so I can get her some Scooby."
We've been friends for 17 years. She's naturally skinny (yeah those people exist), she doesn't perm her hair anymore and she get's her own scooby. She's awesome.
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What makes you different among other people out there?
hopefully everything...from my barin, thinking patterns, priorities, self-love, desires and wants. I am so glad I am not desperate for attention or a man or anything. But here's a specifica one...to look at me, one would never guess I could out-race them on a bicycle or out-walk them. I'm fast for my size.
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If Time could fit in a Bottle, where should I put Eternity?
In the trash because Calvin Kleins eternity smells like garbage.
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I want to grow marijuana. but i need details about what to do and what not to do. can you please tell me everything i need to do for example when to grow where etc. please help
First of all BOZO, you don't post that type of question on Answerbag, you go to the library and read. But, since you posted it on this site, you o
obviously want someone to react to it and maybe you even want to get caught, if you really want to grow. So.....
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Im 13 and I know there are alot of adults on this website. So I was just wondering how do you feel talkting to a 13 year old like me on here?
Well, we're not TALKINGto you, we are merely answering a question. Now do you have another question?
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Who was the greater scientist: Newton or Einstein?
I am stuck on both. I love both Newton and Einstein, but if I had to choose, I choose Newton.
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Why do people sware?
People "SWEAR" either because of habit, their peers, but most of all it's lack of vocabulary. Remember that when you are spelling a word you don't really know. Use the dictionary.
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Which member of the band do you like the most? Lead singer, guitarist, bassist, drummer....
drummer....basically rhythm section.
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I have some minor acne scarring on my chin. would a chemical peel help clear this up? ive tried every over the counter product out there and im tired of getting no results.
Have you tried the "Acne Fre" brand in the ORANGE container? Check out your local Duane Reade and try it. It's 30.00 for the whole kit but it works to soften up the scarring and keep those pimps at bay. Also, try using Mederma, it's about 20.00 but worth it.
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Your best friend needs your help...desperately. Your S/O never liked him/her and says "don't go..choose..your friend or me". First..do you ever react well to ultimatums and second, what do you do?
No I don't react well to ultimatums and I will ultimately do whatever I effing want if it has to do with a good friend in need.
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What is your favorite Will Smith movie?
Any movie where he's not acting like the Fresh Prince.
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Have you ever delivered a week joke and look like an idiot? what was it. lol
No it doesn't take me 7 days to deliver a joke, but I've delivered WEAK jokes before.
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Who is haunting your mind?
Truthfully, it's the fat black girl I saw on the bus wearing low rise slacks that didn't fit her so that half her enormous square ass was uncovered by pants but luckily and partially by a jacket. Why oh why do fat chicks do that? IT DOESN'T FIT, GET YOUR DAMN SIZE OR ANOTHER STYLE OF PANT THAT FITS. Well, you asked. +4
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Are you emo? Goth? Punk? rocker?(etc..)
Undercover hard rock/punk lover who doesn't need a costume. I like lots of cool, original music. I just hate music that is repeated 100 times a day from every window, station, car you pass by.
See, I can get into Lady Gaga for instance, but trust me, in about three weeks, I will be hating her becaseu it's played over and over and over...that's why I don't listen to...
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Do you drink some strong coffee when you get constipated?
I eat lots of fibrous foods so I never get constipated.
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What paranormal activity would you like to experience today if you had a choice?
Telekinesis; I need a cup of coffee but don't want to go down and get it. If I could will it to come to me, it would be fabulous.
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Are you careful about having everybody you know as friends on Facebook incase inappropriate things are disclosed about you which can be seen by everyone?
I don't do that...those people are not my friends. It's a big waste of time since I like to actually deal with live people.
I can't wait for this obsession with popularity the world has to finally fade in to oblivion. Points for everyone on me!!!
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If you wanted a new car, something fun and sexy, and money wasn't really an issue but you also didn't want to 'waste' your money or seem like a real snob driving around in this thing, what would you get?
I'd have to say a pick up truck with great suspension. or an old 1986 or 1988 RAM charger 4x4 that was restored mint.
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Has anyone quit smoking marijuana? How hard was it, and how many times did you try? Is there any substitute (non-addictive) for when you can't sleep and are going crazy?
That can't sleep stuff is in your head. Take Valerian root, two capsules before bedtime. Stop trying to make excuses to burn one. it's easy to quit. just stop, and wait three days for the attitude adjustment and two weeks for the mental adjustment.
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Why does my rabibt lick my guinea pigs? They plonk themselvevs in front of him and squeal untill he grooms them. What does this mean?
That they are friends. hello? The are similar in genus too, I think.
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What is a BJ? I heard someone say that this would be insulting to give groom on wedding day as opposed to the wedding ring.
you're not funny Katie. Pleas get off the line.
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Have you ever decided not to take medicines you've been prescribed due to the cost of the description?
PRE-scription.
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Don't stalkers routinely violate restraining orders with little consequence? What good does a restraining order do?
It goes on public record, but the record won't help you if he cuts your head off right? so I think it does nothing. +4
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What race are you? Are you proud of being that kind of race? if not wat race would you like to be?
I'm proud to be part of the human race. Next time try asking what nationality or ethnic background someone is and you'll get better answers. and it's WHAT!
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Iran was previously called Persia, what was it known as before it was Persia?
The country has always been known to its own people as Iran (or aryan), however to the outside world, the official name of Iran from the 6th century BC until 1935 was Persia (wiki)
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Whats so manly about a garden?
Have youever tried gardening...it's not for the weak...lots of muscles being used, spec. the legs.
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Do you sit long enough to read the credits for a movie you have been watching?
yes almost always unless I'm in some jerks house who doens't have the wherewithall to concentrate on credits.
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How can i pick my grades up in school (i have a short attention span)
that's not a good enough excuse, you and a billion other folks. How about paying attention and taking notes. YOu can't lose attentiont if you are writing notes. Stop effing around and get with the program.
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What's the Strangest thing about You...?
my brain.
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What are the top 3 most holy cities in the Islam religion? Jerusalem, Mecca, and...?
Medina. Which happens to be my mom's last name too. funny, non?
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What do u think of when you think of the sunset? (I think of scary movies and that means its about 5 minutes before everyone dies)
Peace, beautiful colors, the gases and chemical taht contribute to those colors, soft light, staring into the horizon.
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Is Human Cloning possible?
I not only believe it's possible but I'm pretty damn sure it's bieng done.
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I Need to lose weight! i have 14 weeks to lose 2 and a half stone which is 42 pounds. i am 17 and weigh 12st 9lbs. i'm so unhappy. i will try anything at all to shift this weight. i have tryed alsorts
You're only 17. And if you say you have tried all sorts .... you are not telling truth becasue if you were eating CORRECTLY, and getting a moderate amount of exercise, you would not be overweight. You need to take into account what you are eating and drinking and start there. Come on, you know what you have to do so do it...and short cuts and starvation are NOT what I'm talking about.
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How come a murderer or rapist who believes in God and repents will go to heaven, but a good person who has lived their whole life for others as a Buddhist will go to hell?
first of all, who says that? second of all, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT! third of all, heaven and hell do not exist. Nuff said!
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If you were asked would you work a whole 24 hours, paid of course?
hellyeah!
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What foods really give you more energy?
anything natural and complex. Oats and barley, fruit, veggies, Lentils.
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If your had to do 20 push ups in 40 seconds to save your life could you do it?
yes!
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Who is your favorite gangster from the 1930s and 40s?
James Cagney, E. G. Robinson, Adolphe Menjou (when he played one, that is), Bogart.
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Have you ever looked in a dictionary and found that you had always mispronounced a word?
No but I'll never forget when I asked this douche what he was reading and he showed me it was "The Stranger" and I said "oh, Albert 'KAY-MUSS'" and he said "Um, it's Camus (CAM-MOO)." I was so embarrassed. Anyway, he was still a douche.
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Can you name an animal name (not breed name) that I might not know?
Jerboa
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Did you take my earphones?
OMG, were those YOURS!!????
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How tall are you AND how much do you weigh? Male/female; age? Im trying to see what's 'average'.
5'9", 41, 248 (not normal for me dammit!) normal weight is 175.
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My little sister died this morning unexpecticly, Would you all say a prayer for her? I know this not the place to post this kind of a think, but have to stay strong for my mother. Sorry about this post if I offended anyone with it.
I'm sorry for your loss. I hope you and your mom get through this ok. Keep your chin up and know that she's a light of energy all around you now.
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Why it is important to treat others with honesty, respect and consideration?
because you want to be treated like that as well.
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This guy wants me to call him and I want to call him SOSO bad, but im too scared to! Why am I so scared and stupid and why cant I just call him!?
oh, if he wants you to call him, then call him. BUT, you live with mom and she's protective, so that means you are right about 14-15 years old. Call him if you want but DON'T BE STUPID, OK? Don't be secretive and sneak around. Respect yourself and if he's a lot older, be suspicious. RESPECT YOURSELF>>>>REMEMBER THAT! Adn your mom is probably a lot smarter...
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When can you start training a puppy to go potty outside, sit, stay, lay down, etc?
ANYTIME>>>>the sooner the better.
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Who is the Muffin Man? Do you know the Muffin Man?
He lives on Drury Lane.
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I MET A GIRL ONLINE FROM THE PHILIPPINES, I AM A U.S.A SHE HAS A TOURIST VISA,GOOD FOR 6 MO'S, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT GETTING MARRIED. my problem,i have been thru a scam before, sending money,can i buy the airfare here ? for her flight to us ,whats best2do
God, can you BE any more stupid? Seriously....think about it...and a Filipina? Those chicks are only about the money, ONLY!!!!! WAAAAAKKKKEEEE UPPPPPP!
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What city makes the best pizza, national pizza chains are not what I'm asking about?
new york. And I have that album, "Songs of Love and Hate"
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Is anyone else annoyed by this new Hardee's commercial?
yeah becasue there's no hardees aroudn me.
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(sad topic) but how old were you when you first though about suicide?
14-15....thought hard, but knew I would never ever do it. I knew deep down that no matter how bad it got, it could be worse. And I like living on this planet.
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I've told my boyfriend no a million times when he tries to put me against a wall and hump me! he does it so hard and it hurts. when he's doing it he licks me up and down. he really hurts me while humping me. he goes back and forth really hard.
god you're so pathetic in your attempts to see who bites your fake assed line. Please ..... go bother someone else.
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Find equation m=6, (3,1)
look use the point slope form. look it up.
y-y1 = m(x-x1) m=6, x1=3, y1=1
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What do you think of the song "Here Without You" by 3 Doors Down?
I like it a lot.
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Write an equation for the line that contains the point (-6, -8) and is parallel to the line 3x – 2y = -12.
A. -3x + 2y = -10
B. -3x + 2y = 2
C. -3x + 2y = 22
D. 2x + 3y = -36
we are going to start to give you wrong answers. well at least I am....
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What is the meaning of life?
Why are we here? Because we're not all there.
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I am confused people say God exists and others say he doesn't? What do you say and do you have proof to back up your claim?
no one does, can we please drop this line of questioning?
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Just How Insignificant are you...?
not.
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Decide wather the pair is parallel perpendicualr or none.... 4x+3y=5 the slope is and 4x+3y=7
god damn, stupid, if you paid attention you'd know that parallel equations have the same fucking slope. Christ, you suck!
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Find equation m=6, (3,1)
y=6x-19
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Find equation m=6, (3,1)
y=6x-19
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Which equation represents the line that contains the point (5, 4) and is perpendicular to the line
y = -(1/5)x – 7?
A. y = -(1/5)x + 5
B. y = 5x – 29
C. y = 5x – 21
D. y = 5x – 1
it's not A that's for sure. it's B.
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What song do you believe best represents the feminist movement? Helen Reddy's "I Am Woman"? Nancy Sinatra's "These Boots Were Made for Walking"? Pink's "Stupid Girls"? Something else?
Uhg, god, stop making me puke, my keyboard is sticky.
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Why is it so, that if you finnish reading this sentence, you are most definately, a cunt?
I LOVE that word and use it freely. +4
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Where does Obama get off saying America is arrogant..
He's right and the proof of it is this quesiton... Americans can't seem to take any kind of constructive criticism at all. No wonder everyone hates us.
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If you learn that Matron of honor's child was VERY sick, (to the point where it was considered admiting her to hospital) and this is why she could not make it to your bridal shower would you think this is flimsy excuse?
anyone who thinks it's a flimsy excuse is a self- absorbed c*nt whore.
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How do you pronounce piobaireachd? It is of Irish origin.
Many people "simplify" the pronunciation by saying "Peebrock,...I got that off net.
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How do i go about finding a vin number on a mobile home trailor to get a title for it. who would have the vin number
the engine block?
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Have you ever cut yourself?
every time I cut vegetables.
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The process in which two incomplete cells join together to form a single cell that develops into an offspring is called?
conception...symbiosis....I don't know!
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Where can I buy Ed Hardy running shoes for kids in the Greater Toronto Area?
ed hardy is so 3 years ago
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Can you rely more on AB or a magic eightball for better answers?
All signs point to 8-ball
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Do you possess the ability to distinguish what are real problems and what are just little petty nuisance that we perceive as problems?
yes.
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Adults only question: when was the last time YOU had to do homework?
I'm doing it RIGHT NOW! and seriously thinking of ending this uphill battle with college. I'm tired and downtrodden and am sick of getting "no credits" and piling up the damn student loan.
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Did you used to climb trees as a child?
always.
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Women- do you find that crying will get you out of a speeding ticket?
first I'm not a speeding douche.
second, I would never be LAME enough to try to get out of it.
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Have you ever taken a trip on a yaught?
No I've never been on a YACHT!
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What does it mean if a guy treats you like a girlfriend, but then apologizes and says he doesn't want a relationship right now?
Means he got the boo-tay and now he's done. Lesson for future.
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What do you love about the United States of America?
everything but the bullshit lying government
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How to get on a site that the school closed off?
Boy, "no" is a hard word for you, huh? SCOTTY DON'T!!!
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What is 64 divided by 16?
4
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Would you say you eat well or not?
well and relatively healthy.
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What song are you listening now?
Dreaming by System of a Down.
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Do you dive from the high board or leap just from the poolside?
high board dammit. I used jumped from high board as a kid and once actually dove off it. It was scary but awwesome.
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What is the worst accident you have ever witnessed at work or school?
Jesus Christ you people with your "I seen." Come on...once I was walking to school as a child and a motorcyclist passed us. A few blocks later we came across the motorcyclist on the road, his bike messed up and he was all twisted. I can't clearly see the memory, maybe I blocked it but I remember he was conscious and somehow one of his limbs was all twisted. I alwo SAW a man...
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Should English be the official world language? Is There a need for lingua franca?
God no, please. Make it something interesting like french or Catalan or italian.
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Have you ever cried while reading a book?
sure, and only recently I laughed out loud on a train.
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What makes people racist against blacks cause it offends me cause im black
why don't you tell US why you think people are racist towards blacks. +4
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Do you now or have you ever had a membership to a gym or a health club? When you had it, or if you have it now, do you USE it? If not, why not?
I used to but now will never join again. Waste of money and time and I am just skeeved out about the health issues in gyms that are not five-star quality. So gross. I will be using my rower at home and roller skating.
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I just got my rook pierced a couple months ago and my earing still gets crusty after I just clean it, so should I change to a gold ring or is it normal for the puss to still be there?
First of all stop thinking that gold won't react to your skin; it can. They all do.....surgical stainless steel is your best option. And, WTF is a rook? If it's a thick piece of skin, keep waiting, cuz it takes a while to heal a puncture wound.
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Were do guinea pigs come from?New Guinea?
guinea pigs originate. !
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I'm getting 2 rabbits soon. Someone told me a boy & girl are best,as long as I spay/neuter them when they're old enough.I'm worried about babies, so do I need to keep them separate at til then?Or will 2 girls be OK, as long as I spay them when old enough?
If you don't know when a bunny comes into sexual maturity, why the bleeding hell are you getting rabbits? I mean really....
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I want peoples opinions. i own a motorcycle. paid off. rarely ride it. its comming up on 5 years old. should i sell it before it decreases in value? or should i keep it since its paid off? im afraid im gonna sell it then regret it.
Dude frikking ride it...that's why you got it right? Anyway it's more economical.
Jeez, nothing personal to you but I can't stand when people get RV's (bikes, ATV's, jet ski's) knowing they are never going to use them but impulsively got it cuz a friend got one, or your credit approved it when you walked into the dealership on a dare or it happened to fall in...
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Who or what is standing in the way of you living or achieving your dreams?
Me. Only me. Nobody but me. May I also add that THAT is what holds everybody back, themselves, or being chained to a boulder, which doesn't usually happen.
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Can we have a big Hallelujah Chorus for Handel, who died 250 years ago today?
Handel rules. Halllll-leeeyyy-loooo-yaaaah!
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According to you, who is the Honest and Sincere ABer?
me, and they guy with the blackish skull avatar.
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Ok, im a dick.....but does anyone else agree that the owners of this site can go suck a fat one?? like seriously, grow some balls, show ur faces and stop flagging good questions you toolbags
hello, I'm an a-hole. I agree. +4
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I just saw and advert (here, on AB) for "Gay thug dating". My question is, who would want to date a thug, regardless of sexuality?
Another gay thug hiding his gayness behind thuggery.
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Name 3 things that are different in Europe, then they are in the United States
Presence of culture
Better architecture
Lack of americans
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What irritates you about other people kids?
their parents!
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What do you think of curry?
(singsong voice) Looooove iiiit! Especially hot curry with sweet chutney.
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After 9/11 people went around thumping their chest touting the US as the best place to be in part of out Constitution. So, why is it so many do not even believe in most of this great Constitution?
Those are the yabbos the preach faith in country without even knowing where there country is. I'm exaggerating, but usually those are the really dumb ones who rather than have no political opionion and be humble by sayign "I don't know," would blindly follow and cheer yet really do or know nothing.
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I am looking for a book that I read years ago. I think it is a Harlequin romance. It had a purple background on cover. They were on a ranch & he took her horseback riding. I know there was something about the guy & his brother fighting over her. Help?
well you can rest assured that most if not all the stories were basically the same.
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Girls - Would you meet up and sleep with someone you met on AnswerBag?
F*CK NO!
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How to add 15% to 10.00 dollars
you kidding? easiest way is to first get the 10% of 10.00 (1.00) and then add half that ($0.50) and you have 1.50 or 15% of 10.00. come on.....
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What do you say to someone who is scary obsessed with you?
"you are scaring me, please stop of I'll have to make arrangements to make you stop."
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What is your favorite meal of the day, Breakfeast, lunch, snack or dinner?
any meal, but especially brekkie!
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What can I do to to make this guy notice me? He's popular but friendly. Every time I say hey to him, he does a little nod thing. How can I make him like me?
You can't make someone like you. You have to be his friend, not his admirer, and you can't FAKE being his friend either. You have to actually know him well and be a friend without expecting anything. So unless you are exprtemely impatient or desperate, you need to play the waiting game and maybe go for someone you actually know likes you.
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Tracfone question: Is there some sort of catch to "FREE DOUBLE MINUTES FOR LIFE"? Because it sounds too good to be true.
no catch, but you have to get the 200-400 minute card I think.
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How do you feel when someone tells you aren't good enough for them?
No one has ever told me that. However, anyone who has had that told to them, probably was the aggressor in the relationship and had an idea that the person didn't want to be with them.
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Mention a word which relates to the word' Time"?
space.
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What is the shoe brand you are wearing today or have been wearing the most lately?
Yuck, payless. But I came in with a pair of adidas runners.
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How much cash ya got in your wallet, pocket, and/or purse?
$4.40 woo hooo!
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What is the most useless word you know?
ginormous. stupid fking word.
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I just found out i i'm pregnant with a baby boy and i really wont to name him seth. what are some good middle names to go with it?
Seth Michael. Seth Charles. Seth Israel (that's a joke!) Mazel tov!
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If you're an American, how much would you whine if the US went metric?
NOT AT ALL! finally everything in 10's. DAmmit, I wish we'd get with the program.
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How do you feel about obesity? Do you think it is a problem? Why or Why not? (i personally do not just want to know your opinion)
I feel it is selfish, irresponsible and controllable. All the excuses people make for obesity don't fly, in my opinion. I'm poor as well, but I make sure I get the cheapest frozen veggies and I eat iceberg lettuce when I can't afford romaine, I think before I eat and I move my fat ass to get some exercise if I can. Please, if McDonalds is the only place you "can...
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Are you a bad influence on dieting people?
no, I'm the good influence that nobody listens to.
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What is the plural form of platypus?
platypus
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What will the pope do if Obama sends yet a 5th Baby killer to be the US ambassador? You couldn't get better copy than this could you?
Who cares.
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Why do atheist who have no intention of learning about God or any religion answer religion questions?? lol im ready for the downrating to by the atheist
what makes you think we haven't? So stop laughing. A LOT of us are the way we are BECASUE of early religious teaching whose answers just did not satisfy logically. If you don't know, now you know. +4
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If you could give teenagers just one piece of relationship or sex advice, what would it be?
"it's quite possible that your parents are right about 96% of the time."
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What does the term "empirical evidence" mean to you?
Empirical evidence means hard, clear, tangible evidence of something. you can see it, feel it, hear it, prove it.
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Ok i dated this girl named amanda for five months then she broke up with me because she said i was too nice? and cling. how ? and now two months later she already has a bf and i hate my life i just feel dont want to ever date again
She said "too nice and clingy?" OK that translates into "YOu are way too involved in tryingto be a nice guy, you call me too much adn make me feel unconfortable, youneed to be a little more assertive and not want to plpease me so much." God burn nice guys. Dude, be yourself. Think about the things you really really like to do for people and do them, but not to the point...
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How many Finger Lakes are there in new York State?
9?
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I got my navel pierced about two months ago. today i took the ring out and soaked it in hot water for a while. now when ive put it back in it really hurt and when u push it through there skin showing with blood on it what do i do im really wor
you're NOT....SUPPOSED...TO...TAKE...IT....OUT!
Of course there's blood, it's a deep wound. use the antiseptic to clean the wound, clean the bar, and put it back. leave it alone, fa christ's sake.
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What do you associate with wine?
cheese, fruit, vintage, coca cola mixer.
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What should I do when I'm sad?
look at little birds out the window and watch how they act. go to a park and sit still and hear the wind in the trees. take a long walk in a nice neighborhood.
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What is the best Metallica song?
Creeping Death
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Why didnt Jesus wear shoes?
because he wore sandals. They all did. I mean closed shoes were expensive and not really necessary in his part of the world.
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Why do Jehowa Wittnesses celebrate baby shower
Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate baby showers because it's a joyful occasion and people deserve to have baby showers.
What they don't celebrate are things that are not in line with their teachings, like baby baptisms, all "pagan" holidays, birthdays, etc. See they study both the old and new testament and follow from both.
Oh and by the way, they also drink...
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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?
If someone posts a STUPID question on Answerbag and I downrate them, will they get mad? Short answer, yes! -4
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Can someone help I have a 93 intrepid, when it idols it goes up and down but never dies?
it idles, not idols
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How do YOU pronounce 'ogle'?
OH-gle. Some people say OOgle and that's not correct.
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My bf and i had a talk last night and i found out he has a problem with my weight. I dont feel im too heavy, im 5-8 size 8, about 165+, no one else that ive dated has had a n issue, in fact i get plenty attention when im out and now im not sure how see it
If you are truly 5'8", although 165 is on the higher end of your weight spectrum, it is just fine. You know you look good and you can probably wear a two piece. He's an ass, because your weight is actually in the normal scale. I am one inch taller than you and although my range is 137 - 173, I like weighing 170. It's lean yet full in the butt. Girl, you are fine. If...
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Why do men get circumcised?
thank goodness they do...a lot neater and cleaner like tht.
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How tall are you? Lets see whose the tallest and the shortest on AB. I'm 4'11 and im 23 years old.
5'9" woman, real height not "guy" height. You know how guys like to say they are 6' and they are really 5'7"?
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If i do 50 crunches every night before bed, how long will it take before my stomach is flat? I weigh about 100lbs but my tummy is a little round and i want it to be flat. What other exercises could i do?
You can hold a couple of weights in your hands at waist level, keep them in front of you at all times and twist the trunk left and right while the weights remain in line with your front. Also do reverse dead-lifts...look them up.
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Anyone else ever heard that "God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" saying? tisn't that the stupidest saying on earth?
Yeah and I'm sure the dud who invented it thought he was sooooooo clever, right? I hate that saying because it's right up there with "Yummo" and "That's Hot;" trite and unoriginal. +4
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How can a person go 130 straight days without sleeping?
they can't and if they say they can, it's not totally without sleep. So, they can't.
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What ever happened to good customer service?
I keep asking that same question. I guess it went the way of the dodo bird and good fashion.
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How much of the "not so hot" are you responsible for in your life and how much of the "wonderful"?
All of both.
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Ever disregard a stop sign?
by accident...16 years ago, I had smoked a bone, was driving distracted and trying to lower the volume on the cb radio, was looking down, then looked up to see the stop sign fly by, looked left to see the huge SUV grille bearing down on me and felt it slam into the tail of the Chevy Caprice I was driving after which I spun around in the intersection, slightly hit a Camaro that was parked,...
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Are you an aspie?
no, I'm an asp-hole
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Can you give me a good pick me upper?
playing with a friendly dog. preferrably a big one.
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I like this guy and i think he likes me to but i dont want to ask him out i want him to ask me out how can i hint to him that i want that?
Yeah, you'll be collecting social security if you keep waiting around. Come ooooon, stop trying to hurt yourself with self induced rejection. Just ask h im and quit playing games.
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What did it cost you to buy a bag of chips and a pop when you were a child?
Let's see, chips were always 25 cents when I was young and a can of soda was like 50-75 cents. so either .75 to 1.00 was the cost.
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I slept with a woman without wearing condom from 10-day is there any blood test confrim me if i have AIDS or not but this test must be b4 1 month cuz i cant sleep?
the only thing you can do since there is no test for HIV (not AIDS, you don't always get AIDS) is to have the doctor to a profile on your blood to see if you have the antibodies working in your system that show up when it's trying to fight the virus. Now judging by your dummbell, ignorant question and obviously irresponsible lifestyle, I think you need to stop riding bareback and man...
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What plays a major role in US politics?
Bull Crap
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He told me to leave him alone without reason,now we see each other and still speak? i dont understand?
If you are Superwoman, I instruct you to "Step awayyyy from the douchebag" and stop trying to understand.
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What kind of guitar are you?
A Rickenbacker.
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My colleague revenged his son’s death by killing the culprit. He says he knew before he killed “the bastard” (that’s how he calls the other guy) that God will forgive him. Is he right, will God forgive him?
you can avenge someones death, not revenge. and you can't know something that no one knows, so stop worrying.
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Why does boys always fall in love with girls in first sight?
Boy are YOU misinformed.
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Can I ask everyone to not ever, ever click on links from spammers?
I never do, but you know people....dumb as dirt.
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Why is foam worthy an offensive question?
there are no wrong or offensive questions.
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Would you enter an church to detect the falsities it has to offer
no I go into a church to appreciate the art and architecture. And sometimes it's really quiet in churches and it's nice to go into one, cool off and be one with your thoughts. I'm a non-believer by the way. I just appreciate beautiful iconic things. Same with synagogues and mosques, if I had the nerve to walk into one.
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I would like to ask Scott Stapp or any other musician if they ever feel people forget the beauty of some of their past music? There's almost no better song than "Who's got my back now!"
wow, cudos for admitting to liking some Creed. Look I think Scott Staphinfection is a deploreable drunk who has a disease but there are wuite a few Creed songs that I found great, like the one you mentioned and a few others. +5 So, I hate Scott Stapp but there was some good, past music I like and I think he would answer, yes, most people forget becasue they move on to the next big thing and...
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Are numbers such as Phi, Alpha & Omega evidence of god? Is he revealing himself there?
they are not numbers they are letters, greek letters. (rolls eyes).
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Are you heterosexual?
staunchly. no question, no bi-curious bullshit, and I am somewhat of a tomboy, but I know who I am and am not looking to fit into any niches. Most people are just bored and need to label their boring selves to make them less bored with themselves.
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How do you know if a guy just wants sex from you, or is actually genuinely interested in you as a person.
you don't give him sex and take it from there.
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Do you agree with physical punishment for children? What age is too young/too old?
As a person who still remembers her childhood in vivid detail, I have to say it didn't help me, and I was a meek child. Made me resentful, hateful, angry, weak willed, desperate and now at 41, I'm having a better time with stuff but still struggling to let go of past resentments. I'm always looking for some kind of hurt to appear; disappointment, desertion, ridicule....
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Does anyone out there have a hateful ex, how do you deal with it when a child is involved?
sorry I dodged that bullet....thank goodness.
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What should I do if my Boyfriend won't listen to me?
DETAILS PLEASE....what are you asking, how is he not listening, are you nagging, is he ignoring....come on girl, we need more in order to give a better answer.
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Are you somehow related to a famous person? if so, who is it and how are yall related?
my first cousin's father is Johnny Ventura, a very famous Dominican Merenguero. Oh and I'm distantly related to John Lithgow through my paternal grandmother.
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What is one type of alcohol you tend to steer clear of and why?
Jaegermeister and White Zinfandel. Gross and puke!
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Would you be okay with your (white)daughter comming home with a black man and introducing him as her boyfriend...???Please be honest...
one can NEVER know unless it happens. so I would say it would be ok if he's respectful, has a job and is a decent young man.
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How hooked are you to this site?
less and less by the minute.
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-O-uknow says all gay people are either atheists or lying about their faith without conviction. Is this true?
they also say that all latinos carry knives, black people can't swim and all asians are bad drivers. Is that true as well? I mean really, where do you people come up with this BS?
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What should i do, my 5 year old keeps wetting the bed. Sometimes he will use the potty and other times he refuses. There is no consistency with his routine. Any suggestions?
The consistency and routine should come from you. That means gettign up every few hours to make him whiz until he gets used to it.
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What's your personal robot's name?
Bender
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I have exercised for 2 hours for 3 days straight and have not lost a single pound. I have actually gained a pound. What am I doing wrong?
Oh jesus christ, you've been exercising for THREE WHOLE DAYS STRAIGHT? What an eternity! That pound you gained is muscle, Brainless. Now keep doing it and come back in 11 days and tell us how you feel. Impatient much? +4
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What do you think we should do to stop piracy off the coast of Africa?
nothing.
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At what point did you realize that throwing a punch was the right thing to do?
after he grabbed my ass.
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Who is most favourite (life time) singer?
Nat King Cole, Johnny Mathis and Sarah Vaughn.
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Whats a good name for a fish?
Depends on the fish. I once had a betta I named Chang and another one named Chino.
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Does anyone else think Coldplay is overated?? They are a lame U2 cover band.
yes. they bore me
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If you were a waiter/waitress working in a coffee shop and the local eccentric rich guy came in and asked for a half cup of coffee- specifying only the top half of the cup- how would you deal with his request?
he'd take it like I served it. or I'd serve it in a demi-tasse and say that cp is the top half of a begger cup.
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Can you name a smell that will make you puke?
Calvin Klein's Eternity for women. That is the most disgusting scent in creation. It smells like the old school deodorant maxi pads that really smelled like Grey Flannel, another disgusting scent.
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How to distinguish real silver
925 stamp
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What do you think about President Obama Bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia?
It shows respect, which a lot of americans should look up the meaning to. Yeah, I said it...
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Statistics say that the average american consumes 50 cans of soda a month.
Do you actually drink that much soda?
jesus christ are you kidding? hell no! That would be 1.5 to 2 cans PER DAY. Now, a lot of delusionals drink tons of diet soda (I laugh at this) with the mistaken idea that it helps them (haha) maintain weight.
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What is combustion?
Combustion happens when a certain amount of frictional movement or a combination of chemicals cause fire to appear.
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WHAT is the specific volume of Tungsten?
I'm made of 40% Tungsten, meatbag!
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How come we can't grasp God, but he grasps us?
says who. where's the proof. that don't fly. those pat answers are the problem.
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My daughter just got this new toy and i told her she couldnt have it. Her aunt bought it for her. This new toy is anouying should i take the toy away from her?
Sure if you want to scar her for life. I mean really, she'll tire of it soon enough. Better that than she begin a resentment pattern with you.
Deal with the noise. I'm sure there are FAR worse things that can be considered annoying.
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What's the difference between a chocolate muffin and a chocolate cupcake without frosting?
not much, maybe more flour?
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Is it okay to use a spoon when eating cake or pie?
It's ok to use your hands...what kind of dumb question is that....jeez Louise!
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How long does it take to get a natural tan when you have a light skin tone?
It should take a while. Start gradually, WEAR SUNSCREEN DAMMIT and tan slowly. If you only go to beach once a week, then I'd say like 2 times before you see a nice permanent glow. If you go daily, then 2-3 days for a decent beginning tan. Unless you are a freckler, then I'd say forget about the tan.
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Is 95 pounds to light for a 16 year old 5"4' girl i am belemic and suicidal
yes it is and it's spelled bulimic and if you had it you'd know how to spell it. Stop joking, ok. BUT for the sake of argument, a woman that's 5'4" and is only 16 should weigh aboout 105 to 125.
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Lee's parents immigrated from China. They have four children. The first four are name La, Le, Li, and Lo. What did they name the fifth?
you said they have four children so nothing. But if they DID have a fifth, I'd guess his name would be Lu.
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Everytime I shave my area (Im a female) I break out really bad. I have thought about waxing but Im not to sure if I want to do that or not. I want to get rid of the hair but I dont want red irratated bumps. Do you know of something that will help me?
obviously you are young and inexperienced. Stop shaving before you end up with ingrown hairs and later on cysts. WAX, WAX, WAX!!!!! Shaving the pubes is a horrible thing to do because it just promotes clogged pores, and yes, sometimes you have to shave...so for those times, here's my advice...
- make sure the skin is very wet
- use shaving cream
- shave in only one direction and...
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My husband refers to one of our neighbors as 'the milf'. yesturday my daughter told her son that my husband calls her this. I am mortified and feel ugly and like an idiot. how should I handle this?
First tell your husband from ME that he's an ASS H O L E. Second, if your neighbor now knows, I'd go over and apologize for Stupid's jerkiness. Third, I'd have a long talk with my daughter about what does/doesn't get spoken of in public that is private in your home.
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I am worried about haveing hiv or aids i had sexual relations with two people about 3 years ago and havent gotten tested for it but i did however donate blood a year after my sexual relationships. and they approved my blood does that mean i'm clear?
Unless they TOLD you it was approved, I don't think so. Usually, they won't tell you, they just throw the bad blood away. Stop being such a fatalist, get tested, dummy and just find out. I thing your chances are good for a negative.
Oh and by the way, unless you know for a fact that the sex partners were dirty or may have been dirty, stop drawing such negative vibes to you by...
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Will boxing teach me how to break someone's jaw
idiot.
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How well do you know the US and where states are located? Take this test (see reference link) and find out. (I got 90%, average error 26 miles, and 377 seconds, 1st time)
80%, 25 miles avge, 226 seconds
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Is change always good?
yes.
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Do you ever get the impression on AB that human beings often ask questions to reinforce what they've already decided they want to think or believe rather than to honestly consider or be enlightened by another perspective or set of facts?
Impression no, I see it as a fact. People want someone to co-sign their bullshit and agree with whatever decision they have come up with, good or bad.
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Why do guys dislike using condoms?
obvious reasons...helloooo?
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Have you ever seen a band perform before they became famous?
Yes. White Zombie, with Rob Zombie. Biohazard (many many times).
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What would be something nice to get my girlfriend on Easter? I am 18 she is 16 so probably panties or things along those lines. It is also 2 days before our 2 month anniversery.
Dude, careful what you give her she's still only 16 and parents are jerk-offs.
Get her a nice baby tee or something else...it's only Easter for Christ's (pun intended) sake.
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What is the most random movie you have ever seen?
Ugh, "Enough" with Jennifer Boring-pez. I was forced to watch it with my cousins' younger kid. I was in the Dominican Republic and wanted to bond with her; she wanted to see it and I didn't but I watched it, even though I knew it was gonna suck, which it did.
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What cities or towns would make good girls names?
Brooklyn but it's been done.
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How many songs do you have on your phone?
none, I have an MP3 player for that.
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Don't you people think that Jordan is a gay name?
I think people who say a name is gay are probably gay themselves. Step out of the closet honey (snaps three times in quick succession).
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Who agrees that, just as we have a law against sexual harassment, we should have a law against religious harassment?
Yes, religion is a choice, albeit a last resort type of choice but still a choice. No one has the right to force ANYONE to believe ANYTHING or accept a belief system if they don't "puta" want to.
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So what are the chances being prego around ovulation?
ummm, that is actually the time you get pregnant. (rolls eyes.)
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Im white 5'2" red shoulder length hair sort of layered I want to get dreads any advice? I would like other white females with dreads to let me know pros and cons thanks
first question is why?
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Why do some birds hop and others run?
That is such a great question becasue I was watching that same thing on Sunday. Pigeons walk; sparrows hop. I think it goes back to the dinosaur days.
It has to to with the hip bones/placement on certain dinosaurs that evolved into birds like chickens and the like. I believe those really small dinosaurs that were closer to the ground and the Velociraptors descented into hopping birds...
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Is it possible that Barney Frank knows who is responsible for the mortgage crisis?
Maybe Barney Fife knows...
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What are some things that you CAN NOT leave home without?
my keys.
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Have you ever been in a mosh pit?
yes...
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A gunman killed 14 people including himself yesterday in Binghamton, NY. Another gunman killed 3 police Officers today in Pittsburgh, PA. Are you for or against 2nd Amendment rights?
for. for. for. Most of these mental cases and thugs get guns illegally, something you can do in any country. So, let's not take the guns away from legal, law abiding citizens and let's stop playing the denial game in insisting that the government is not involved in the illegal arms movement. Please.
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What is a living fossil?
Something that is still alive and very similir to it's original state in prehistoric times. A coelacanth (pronounced SEE-LA-KANTH) is one. It's a fish that was thought to be extinct for a long time until fisherman found one back in the 30's. A crocodile too.
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Why do atheists claim that christians are delusional?
No...we know they are.
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Does vinegar helps get rid of an unwanted baby?
no, an abortion does. (_____ - fill in blank with horrible insulting word)
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Anyone else annoyed by bandwagon conservatives?
anyone who jumps on a bandwagon is a douche.
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Why are movies made about historical events and people? I mean, we know what happened!
Do we?
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Should individuals be more responsible for their own health&well being in that most American's poor health lifestyles are resoponsible for the increase in chronic diseases plaguing society today?
yes they should.
stop blaming the universe for your ailments and start eatign well, moving around and taking responsibility.
It doesn't matter if your parents / gandparents / peers / brothers /etc. smoked, ate like a pig, drank, got high, were lazy slags, did this or that, you don't have to do it.
We are all given the same access to public education and libraries. If...
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Girls cheat as much as guys. tell me this isnt true.
it's not equal that's for sure. You guys have to just own the fact that you cheat waaaay more than women do, so just stop whining.
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What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "wisteria"?
flowers on woody vines
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We live in NY. Our son is graduating from college in FL. He is dating a girl for 1 year who lives in FL. She is not graduating, but her parents want to give him a graduation party for his friends and family. Is this socially acceptable?
What could possibly be wrong about the parents of your kids girlfriend throwing him a party? Don't you want them to like him becasue it seems like they do? "Socially acceptable..." I mean reeeeaaaaalllly.
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What's your most recent significant purchase?
Significant? Old school roller skates so I can rock the block. not significant but nice? A new bass guitar last year.
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What does SETI stand for?
search for extra terrestrial intelligence
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What does SETI stand for?
search for extra-terrestrial intelligence
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Are people ever unhappy for no reason?
most people these days are. its a case of global ingratitude. they complain all the time, especially when compared to others they have really good productive lives but are not grateful or humble enough to realize it.
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Should Ec-Nal be mad that BanginBaxter hijacked his "Yo" signature and made it her own?
I'm so glad I don't know who that is nor do I give a frigging frijol. JeeZ!
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3 of the most irritating comments in the English language according to Readers Digest are: Fairly unique;
I personally;
At this moment in time.
Can you add your own comment that drives you nuts when you hear it?
"as a matter of fact" and the idjits say "mattafact;" that drives me bananas. Also "basically" and "trust me" grrrrr "trust me" makes me wince. Famous last words, trust me.
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How old are you and how old do you feel you are?
41, and mentally I feel 20 and physically I feel like a fat 30 (but that's gonna be gone soon; back on the bike.)
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What's your astrological sign?? Do you carry the traits your sign supposively has?? =)
Sorry it's an Aquarian pet peeve....for the future, it's actually "supposedly," I kid you not. Just like the word "allegedly" is not said allegively. So, please, say supposedly. I'm sorry. Here's 4 points.
Anyway, Aquarius, yes, I have the traits. they're evenly distributed but I tend to fall under the crazy side of genius as opposed to...
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What did you last have to drink?
a big cuppa coffee with two little packets of sugar in the raw and cream.....yum
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Problem...I have a boyfriend but this guy that sits beside me at lunch told me he likes me and asked me on a date. I told him ok because i feel bad but i don't like him or want to go. What should i do?
Don't go. What's the matter with you? You said you don't like him and that you don't want to go. What are you one of those "well I'm hungry or bored, let him take me out." That's really low and you should not have accepted. Booooo!
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I have been with my boyfriend for 3 months. We're talking about getting married in a year or so. We're both in love and practically live with each other. Are we moving too fast?
yes. slow down. there's no rush. rush into marriage and you will be rushing to divorce. you've been warned. there is no rush.....
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Don't you think it's pretty amazing that Lance Armstrong can still impregnant a woman with only one testicle?
No I don't. What I find amazing is the fact that you have no idea just how many sperm he has. Billions....hello?
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Do you think that bikers (bicycles) should move to the side of the road to let cars pass when they're on back country, one lane roads so people don't have to go 10 mph behind them?
Of course! And I ride, too. Shoot, why should a car that goes more than twice my speed have to wait for my slower butt? I move, as should any consciencious cyclist. That is unless I ride a titanium racer and am going faster than he is. It's a give and take, with the car having the right of way since THEY can kill US and not the other way around.
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Did you or do you wear a pant clip when riding a bicycle?
I tie a bandanna or use a scrunchie. Or tuck into my sock.
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What is the furthest you've ever ridden a bicycle?
In one shot....I'm not sure. Maybe 50+
I did bike from the florida keys to Orlando, stopping for fun in about 5 days.
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How often do you wear cycling shorts?
never
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How far could you cycle without having to stop for a rest?
Well, honestly, depending on the terrain I can go about 10-12 before I NEED, to maybe longer.
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How long has it been since you have been on a bike?
two days?
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Hi, I'm 28 and I'm trying to learn how to ride a bike for the first time.. I know it's embarrassing and I don't know how to do it ..does anyone know how ..I can't maintain my balance..and I'm so afraid of getting hurt and miss wo
As an avid cyclist, I'm all for you learning but if you can't combat the fear I say forget about it. You cannot be afraid; remember your feet can touch the ground at any time so make sure the bike is not too high for you. The only way you will learn is by pedalling and not stopping; that is what keeps your balance, not the handlebars so much. Keeping the bars straight means only...
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What does it feel like to get raped? my girlfriend was raped and she keeps complaining about how i dont understand the physical aspects of it? anybody who knows please explain...
Hey Doofus, imagine some strange guy sticking he penis into YOUR butt with no lubricant, no sexual desire on your part, no permission, and you're being torn up down there and bleeding and it's being done against your will. What is ther eto understand you insipid boob?
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Ok how do you get your boyfriend to chase you or show you bit more attention
Girrrrrl, I'm in that quandary right now. I don't know what to do, and I can't ask for it because then he will feel presssured. Maybe it's my fault cuz I'm so busy and out of home so long all day. +4
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Ok, my computer at work has a block on facebook and Myspace. How can i get around that? Is there anyway?
No. Do your job. That's what you are paid for. Unless you want to be horribly fired for messing with their computer security. Take it from me, I work in Corporate Information Security and you don't want to be unemployed now.
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What is the best way to handle the situation when you find out your partner has been cheating on you?
Stay angry and remember WHO it is that did the cheating. Sometimes people tend to think too much and end up trying to place the blame on themselves. The cheater cheated, you are the good guy here. Unless you are an abusive spouse which puts a whole new light on the subject. But, if you are a decent person who has been cheated on, spend as little time as possible with the cheater, move on,...
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How do you lose 15 stone in a year?
try two years. stop making it a race. you'll lose it when you lose it. Anyway, if it grows, eat it, if it doesn't don't eat it. Pretty simple. And don't try to cheat by saying oil grows from vegetables, we're not talking about rendered stuff.
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Why do people say that they still love someone when they have cheated???? I don't get that, if your in love with someone, you wouldn't want anyone else, right?
I think so. People who say that we are not meant to be monogamous are trying real hard to justify their own behavior. We are also meant to hunt but with the advent of supermarkets, we don't, so we ADJUST ourselves and learn to live a different way. Same with monogamy. It's a nice, respectful choice to make for someone you love.
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Wat does it mean when you have your shirt tied behind your back?? for girls i mean. my friend did and her teacher told her to untie it because it meant something bad. so wat does it mean?? only like 2 teachers said that but wat? r u easy? a hoe? wat?
It doesn't mean anything. We've been doing that since the 70's. It just means you are a show-off, you are trying to look sexy and you want attention paid to you. It's inappropriate for school so OF COURSE the teacher is going to say to untie it.
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What is the sexiest outfit a man or woman can wear, and why?
somethign that fits
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Why does the word "proselytizing" have such a negative connotation? When I use that word when talking to my Jehovah Witness friend, she is quick to correct me saying it isn't that - they are doing what Jehovah commands. What's the diff?
So I was a JW from about 1 year old til I said "OK, that's IT" at age 16. But, although they say they are bible students and Jehovah commands in bible, the bottom line is always the bottom line; another sheep in the fold. It's all the same. Stay away from religion and do your own thinking and research.
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The drums or the guitar?
i play guitar but I choose drums.
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Do you like claymation?
yes. Wallace and Gromit roolz
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I just took 24 hydrocodone pills and i'm not feeling good
of course you're not. but please save your jokes for another site. playing suicide is not funny.
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I am going to a party and i am wearing a black and white top with a faded black denim short skirt and i have got calf high boots would i look silly
Only if they are Uggs. Any other boot will be fine. Boots are cool.
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If I made soap, would you buy any?
Are your offices on Paper Street and is it made from the fat left over at a liposuction clinic?
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If we all ceased to vote, would the politicians just... Go away?
DAre to dream...
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What style of motorcycle do you prefer, and why?
Enduros, minimum 600cc are a fave. Also, I can't tell you what the shape is called, but the 1983 kawasaki kz750 is an other one I like.
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Have you ever ridden a motorcycle? If so, as the passenger or operator? If not, have you ever wanted to? Why or why not?
Great question. Yes I have driven a motorcycle. I once bought this 250cc for $250.00 and I taught myself how to ride. I had it for a few months until the oil pressure blew the gaskets and I gave it back to the guy I bought it from. I traveled around locally on that little guy, to Long Island, Rockaway Beach, Manhattan (once in the rain). I'm planning on getting a bigger bike, possibly...
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Would you like a peach, apple or orange for your fruit for the day?
Do you have any grapefruits? I'll take two...
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What is the most aggressive dog you have ever owned?
I took home a stray (part shepherd/part chow) and he was smart, loving, friendly...until you walked by and looked shady or felt shady. Then he would instantly growl. Also, I could sic him on command, something I descovered by accident. I was sunbathing in the park alone and some creep was ogling. I looked over at the guy, the dog was looking to, and I barely whispered the words "get...
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Whats the best way to catch and kill coyotes?
How about we catch and kill you...that's a better option. We've infringed on their hunting grounds for our own greed, we should stop raising so many dang sheep.
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Who wants to get rid of you?
According to ME, everyone I encounter. I have esteem problems, poor me....haha!
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Name a Word that follows BUTTER...? (no googling pleeeeease!) :)
face? haha
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Is there any person from your past you have not been able to put behind you?
Everyone...that's why I'm here trying to find a solution for my inability to forget and my rage/anger and the fact that I exhibit passive/aggressive behavior since it's going wreck my relationship. Yeah, the Crapula is a big Messula.
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How about a walk in the park?
Please can we go now? Please!!!??? All I ever thought of was a walk in the park with my S/O and now he's here and I get nothing. Nothing....I'm so sad...I mean Iget other stuff but it's all about hiding in the house. I thought I'd find someone who liked the outdoors and parks and I was wrong. I'm no longer alone, but I'm still lonely. :(
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Name something you 'put out' for the Birds...?
...my pinky toe and try to trip them on their little skinny bird legs, and then point and laugh as they brush off their feathers.
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First thing that comes to mind when I say "Fist"?
....banging mania, fist banging mania.....(I think that was S.O.D.)
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Ladies would you ever use a Male escort?
Hell to the effing no!
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In what do you accept mediocrity?
Jennifer Lopez's talent....there is an acceptance of mediocrity if I ever saw one. I can't kill her so I have to accept that she is a mediocre talent that made it, somewhat.
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Which brand of jeans is sexier on a woman tight lee jeans or tight levi jeans
levis...Lees make your ass look flat
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If there is no God...then whats the point of anything?
If can't find one, then blast away. Ungrateful wretch. Why does there always have to be a purpose? Isn't the sun, the planets, the grass, a kittens face, a good orgasm, a cookie, chocolate fudge sundaes enought for you? Awwwwwwww, so you don't get to grow angel wings and live in heavenly paradise.
Are you in a tall building....go to the roof and jump off.
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Have you ever seen a 'Natural-looking' Spray Tan...?
never
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Do you judge people based on their astrological sign?
Good question. Sometimes. Bullshit, all the time. I really am disappointed with myself. What became a passing fancy has evolved into a pseudo science for me and I'm trying to get back to just dealing with people and not asking them their birthdays. it becomes an obsession and now I can't stand gemini's, other people of my own sign aquarius make me sick, and Leos just make me...
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Ladies: do you prefer strapless bras, bras with straps, sports bras, or no bras?
Depends on the shirt, silly! Don't you know anything?
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Why does not God defeat the Devil once and for all?
because there is no god, there is no devil, and Chunky bars are the best candy ever!
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MY 14 YR OLD STEP-SON WAS FOUND DOING SEXAUL THINGS WITH THE FAMILY DOG, SHOULD I GET HIM INTO THERAPY IMMEDIATLY, OR IS THIS A "NORMAL" BEHAVIOR
don't take it that seriously. making a mountain out of a molehill will make it seem more taboo and thus more interesting. leave it be. please.
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Using one word, What is your opinion of Pee Wee Herman?
Good.
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Not racial, I just wanna know: Have you had Italian cuisine prepared by Authentic Italians? Or are the Mexicans in the kitchen doing a great job?
They're not all mexican, you ass! I wish white people would realize that there are dozens of latin-based people that don't all come from fu**ing Mexico. And a chef can prepare anything, but some have specialties. And yes I have had authentic italian cuisine. Ass.
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Do you remember the days when kids would have in no way disrespected an elder or adult because they Knew better and actually feared being disrespectful.? Do you miss those days?
Yes I do. The only kids that did that were kids with serious mental or emotional problems or just plain ass*oles. I sorely miss those days, because I sure would like to slap some of the punk kids I come across.
Hey, come to think of it, you could do that 30 years ago too. Yeah, I miss those halcyon days.
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Would you ever get Botox injections to improve your appearance?
Another "HELL NO!"
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Would you ever join a religious order?
took me til I was 17 to escape one, why would I take THAT bullet again? Short answer; HELL N!
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At a recent drunk party. My "bf" ended up acting like an ass, he madeout with his exgf (3yrs ago), told her he loved her. I was hurt because he forgot about me, i was there. his apology, to tell me im pretty, that he cared about me. what do i do?
Stop going to "drunk" parties. What are you, a piece of garbage? Oh, yeaaaah, that's the only way underagers get to drink.
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What gets real old, real fast?
Teenage attitude and thier bullshit.
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So i am 16 and can't stand it here me and my mom don't get along and she dosn't let me do anything so what can i do to move out because i have a place to stay food to eat and i can go live with my boyfriend so can i go do that and she can't stop me?
Take it from us adults, who are probably more than twice your age; it's never as bad as you teenagers make it out to be.
Think about what you are doing at home; do you work and contribute? do you help clean up? do hou help at all? Becasue if your life is unbearable and dangerous you can get legal help from the child welfare bureau. Unless she's beating you and putting out her...
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Has anyone ever had chocolate bread? Yesterday was the first time I saw it and wanted to try it. I thought it was called chocolate because it was dark like pumpernickel, but did not have any choc in it. Wrong! It was very chocolaty, with chips in it!
that's not bread, that's a muffin.
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If rabbits could talk,what would they say?
Please, stop giving us to little kids, please. And gimme some lettuce, NOW!
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What has made this day a happy day for you so far?
the cookie in my mouth...mmmfff! (seriously. it's shortbread and it has "dulce-de-leche" in the middle. Yum!)
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What birth control method do you use?
Condoms. I would never take the pill, eff that. The only way we'll do it bareback is when we both get tests at the same time and they come out negative. Then I'll try the rhythm method. I'm 41 not so I don't expect any babies, and I'm pretty good at my cycle. I'll still wear condoms during the ovulation days though.
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Mail order brides - what country would choose to get one from
Anywhere but the Philippines. Other girls at least PRETEND they don't only want your money.
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On a scale of 1-10, How big of a flirt are you?
I'd say 10+. Oh, I thought you meant bitch...
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Should the military accept overweight recruits?
What would be the point of them enlisting? It's not like you KNOW you'll be given a desk job. If you can't run to save your life or that of your platoon, you are useless.
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Can you think of any do's and don'ts regarding hairstyles for those men who are going bald?
-do not comb it over
-do not grow a ponytail
-do not be ashamed to be balding, it's a natural process
-do not shave your head if you have a fat,ugly skull
-realize that if you have a handsome face, it doesn't matter if you're balding
-do not listen to the c*nts who are pushing you to do something about it when you don't want to
-if you are only "slightly"...
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What was the last CD Album you purchased and how much did you pay?
I think it was the last Queens of the Stone Age "Era Vulgaris" adn it was like 11-13.00.
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Yesterday I found a txt on my boyfriends phone telling a girl the he loves her and thinks about her all the time.He has slept with this girl before-I found this out a year ago but took him back as he wanted us to work out.am really upset.what should i do?
you know what you have to do. stop it already.
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Use one WORD about that boy/girl who have no girl/boyfriend?
single...
what the eff are you talking about, jeez?
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What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night and realised there was a stranger standing in your bedroom doorway?
dammit, I hate that thought. I guess that's why I keep an aluminum bat by my bet, JIC!
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Why do the people in the mental health field think that anti depressants are the only thing that will help you. They won't help you with issues, they just want you medicated so they don't have to deal with you. What is it with that?
It's called "Gimme your money, I don't REALLY care about your mental health, just the bottom line."
Therapists are like lawyers, too many, too much money and generally useless.
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How long do I have to read before this Book "The Sound And The Fury" by William Faulkner gets any better? (I am only on page...hold on let me look..page 21). When is it going to get better..I am so confused?
OK, Faulkner is weird. I read Sanctuary and although sometimes the story was crazy and brutal, it just "talked" too much. I would get lost in his tangents.
But, that's old lit. I need to read more and make a better decision.
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What will u do if u find out that ur boyfriend keeps lots of shemale pics and videos in his laptop? do u think he is gay?
yup!
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How do I get juice stains out of my new micro-fiber couch?? (its like swade material)
the word you are looking for is "suede."
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How many weddings do you think you will attend this year?
hopefullly none
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What do you do well that other people come to you for help with?
Spell and write. I'm also handy at fixing simple office equipment. Oh and cooking!
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Do you eat yogurt? Which flavor?
YEs. I will buy a large container of plain yogurt and add fruit to it. If they are on sale, however, (like 10 for 2.99) then I will buy the ready-mixed yogurt. The flavors I love most are blueberry, raspberry and peach. I like the new flavors too like Key Lime or Orange Mango. Yumm!
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What do you think that is in my avatar?
infinity symbol bent in half?
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When, do you think, would be the worst time to die?
now?
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What is a subject you hated in school but you loved in college or you enjoy learning about now?
Math-I had no idea! I want to pass Pre-Calculus and take Calculus, although I have no reason to. I guess it would help when I tackle Newton's Principia. That's a hard but challenging read.
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In your opinion, Do your lips look lucious and kissable?
Absolutely. You shoudl have seen me at 8....they were like two pink caterpillars. I had to grow into them. Yeah, I have full, yet nicely shaped lips.
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My girlfriend of 5 months chatted to a guy she know back home on the internet about sex, and then sent him a picture of herself in her underwear, she assures me that this was only a game of truth or dare. Is this grounds for a break up?
Ummm, yeah. I don't care how "free" people think they are acting, it's inappropriate behavior more seeming for a tramp, and that's what she is and how she's acting. Dump the slag.
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What are the two shortest versus in the bible
verses, I don't know.
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Why is it that calling something "old school" seems to infer that it is something that is no longer of any use or no longer acceptable?
I find that "old school" is sort of a compliment and a term of respect.
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PLEASE HELP! I have a really bad tootache - I am taking codiene based pain killers (co-codamol) and it is barely touching it - is there anything else I can take or use to help me until I can afford the dentist!
first of all, stop taking those pills. They don't take the pain away, they get you loaded so you forget the pain and then you get a chippie. Advil works just as well, since it's actually for pain. Now, the above about clove oil is good. CArry around anbesol. And go to a dentist and talk to them. A lot of dentists will work with you, you just need to look around and be in enough...
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A wise man once said............?
Paper or plastic?
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Can you name the best psychological thriller you can think of?
Any Hitchcock movie.
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My co-worker is trying to lie her way into top MBA programs. She is writing letters to the admissions committees telling them she "leads" various important projects, when in reality she does close to nothing. Is there anyway to let the MBA programs know?
Well you are not Jiminy Cricket, you are not her consceince nor are you the ethics police. I am on your side but there is nothign you can do. Let her dig her own hole; she can only go on BS'ing for so long. It's really none of your business. +4
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What word do you wish people used more often?
Thanks!
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Why do women oppose men wearing condoms?
EX-CUUUUUSE ME???? Who's been telling you that bull-caca? It's the men that don't want it. Sometimes women are stupid and just allow it because they are desperate.
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What is a reason someone might run?
The train is there.....("hold the DOOOOOR!")
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I actually have a question for some reason my car recently just started studerring when i push the gas instead of taking off it studders and the engine makes a weird noise and not only is the check engine light on but so is there service engine light
I'm sorry but it's "stutter" or "shudder" not "studder." you better check the fluids and the air/fuel mixture.
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What kind of underware do you prefer?
UnderWEAR? Hanes cotton.
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Is it selfish of me that this guy I like doesn't give me much attention. He asked me out but we haven't gone yet bc he says he's been really busy w/ work. It's true but I thought if a guy liked u they would make time. Is he stringing me along? I hope so..
yes. and maybe a little bit immature.
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How come deamons always speek often through a person or even disembodied but god and the angles never speek out loud, only in dreams and onlt to single people leaving it open to doubt?
Because they don't. I mean how many demons have YOU talked? Think hard about it before you answer. Almost everything can be faked.
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Name a really funny comedian
Just saw Bill Burr on On Demand. That guy is super funny. He was a regular on the Opie and Anthony show. breathless laughing funny, this guy is.
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Would anyone like to say a few kind words for Natasha Richardson, and her grieving family?
mostly have fallen on big butt.
I'm really sad about Natasha Richardson. I am a fan of hers AND Liam Neeson's and I feel like I've lost a friend. It's really wierd how we feel like we know them. She seemed nice, low-key, family oriented, no drama. I'm gonna miss seeing her on screen.
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What do you think of drooling dogs (like st bernards etc) that slobber everywhere, do you let me go near you?
Nasty but adorable. I don't care if they mess me up, I can wash later.
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How many times do you read the same book? I know lots of people who read a book only once, but I keep most to read again someday.
I love re-reading books, good books. I can't understand how people can read a book once, see a movie once.
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What do think about legal gender discrimination (e.g. no men allowed to join "Curves"; no women allowed to join "Augusta National")?
Stop it! Why does it have to be "gender discrimination?" What happened to "women only" or "men only?" Why does every gosh darn filty flarn thing have to be offensive? I mean what is the world going to cry about next? (making motions with fists wringing into eyes, mouth frowning, imitating crybaby crying.)
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What is your favorite thing to have on a sandwich?
Egg salad with bacon slices, lettuce and sometimes tomato, on toasted rye or pumpernickel bread. Yummmmm!
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Who was President of the USA when you were "2" yrs old?
Richard Millhouse "Tricky Dick" Nixon
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What do you want to buy next!?
Big purchase....another bicycle.
Small purchase....one book by Eckhart Tolle and one by Ramm Dass.
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I cleaned out my roomates garage refrigerator which was very moldy, and just plain disgusting. It still smells horrible...how can I get rid of that smell?
First heavy duty gloves, two bandannas over face/nose, bleach and Clorox Clean up, bucket and sink handy and tub for soaking the removables. Also check the frezer to see it there is a removable panel on bottom.
It happened to me when I moved in to a new apt and old fridge was there. Previous tenant was a slag and had left about three pounds of chicken in the freezer and when the...
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What do you think of the name Tegan for a girl?
I don't. Try again. It sounds like two hipster parents got together and made up a name because they are vegans. Or another one is mixing up tom and megan to get tegan. eh, too corny and contrived.
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What will you do for dog since he sacrificed his first born litter for you?
My dog would never sacrifice her puppies for me. I would lose respect for her and think she has biscuits for brains if she did.
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What do guys prefer more? Beauty or Figure?
good question. I'd like to know if a guy likes dating a pretty face with a skeletal, I mean starving body, or a blah to ugly face and a smoking body, or a nice face and mediocre body? +4
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What religion (or lack of religion) do you follow and why?
Bad Religion. Rock on baby!
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Any other musicians out there? What instruments do you play?
I've been practicing the acoustic guitar and electric bass for about 21 years. Its a hobby so I'm not as progressed as a true mucisian. But I consider myself a guitar player since I have made great strides in 21 years.
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Do you have ugly friends? Not physically but by personality alone.
Well, the closest ones I have are not ugly inside. They are kind and generous if not a little gullible, but overall good people. I don't like hanging out with ugly minded people. I'm sorry, as soon as I get a whiff of the ugly side, I cut them off at the neck and, adios Lola. Take your ghetto stank attitude and jump in a lake.
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Have you accepted dog's salivation?
yes.....woof woof.
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Do you use coupons every time you go to the store?
I would if I could find them.
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What’s a movie or TV show that has a horse or has horses?
The Black Stallion. I STILL have that on tape.
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Put yourself in my situation! Your bf is going travelling to Thailand. When you started dating him he told you someday he would like to go travelling single, since he's only 20. He loves you alot! What would you think?
Thailand, eh? Hmmm, I dont' like that a bit. There are only a few things to do in Thailand. Honeymoon, hookers, heroin, and kiddie sex. I wouldn't like it at all and would at least want him to be honest because it's more believable for a woman to go to Thailand and enjoy the buddhist temples and the gorgeous weather, but a guy, and only 20??? Well, I'm just...
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Which movie left a lasting impression on you?
Look, I'm going to be honest to many of yous'es dismay. When I saw Brokeback Mountain, I had a wierd sensation shortly afterward, like a huge melancholy blanket covered me for days.
Little did I know that other people felt that way. The had called it "The Brokeback Blues" and at the time, I had never gone to a blog site. Then I looked up Brokeback Mountain and I read...
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Do you normally drink Guinness or just on St Patricks day?
I drink Guinness anytime I'm in a bar, by the pint thank you very much.
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What is the difference between friendship and relationship?
nothing, they are ALL relationships. Anytime you are interacting with someone on a personal level of closeness, it's a relationship. A relationship is not only a man and woman (or otherwise) having sex and dating. It's your parents, your siblings, your friends, your aunts and uncles, etc.
Now if you don't know the difference between being friends and being intimately...
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How can i decrease the size of my belly i have one but not that big and we can not say its zero so?
look at your question...I think you forgot something. are you talking about your belly, your belly ring post, are you talking about size zero jeans? What are you taking about? I'm confused.
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If i said that i hate kids, what would your reaction be? i'm not saying i do, but i read an argument on this site, bc someone said that they hate cats, so just wondering.
I'd say that's YOUR business and not give you grief about it. Why do all people have to be in love with kids? I love them, they are fun. I don't want one though.
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My boyfriend's very close uncle is on his death bed, How do I help him? I told him I'm, here for him, thing is he only talks to ME whenever he needs to seriously talk and i don't kno what to say
Just listen to him...that's mainly what he wants. If he asks you a pointed question, answer it as honestly as you can. But I think he needs you to listen.
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What do i do if the guy i like is dating someone else?
Well, let's see....you can keep calling him and texting him.
You can keep waiting around since you are destined to be together and he's going to realize that the girl he's with is not you and wake up really soon.
You can do what you KNOW you have to do and move on or waste brain space on someone who doesnt want to date you.
C'mon girl, this is the new...
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I met a guy when i was out and we ended up having sex,he stayed til late the next day and we got along really well.we were texting for a while a few days later then i text him next day,when i replied he never replied back,should i text him again?
No. You are a one night stand and no matter what the well-wishers say, that's all it was.
Don't give this guy any more freebies.
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What is 23 take away 14?
three squared.
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HELP! i'm only 12 and I'm really worried about this! Just beside the crease where my vagina and leg meet (where my leg begins) there is a hard lump under my skin. I don't know if the colour is different but it's slightly tinted
It could be an ingrown hair; have you ever shaved your bikini area? It could also be the ..... um....what's it called.... there are many of them...got it!..lymph nodes. I think they are all over the body and the underarms and leg creases. Honestly, tell your mom to take you to the doctor, it's prorably about time for you to go to a gynecologist anyway.
Don't worry....
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Favorite Tori Amos song?....I love her!!
All of them. No, I really love "These Precious things" and a song she did for the soundtrack of "Great Expectations" entitled "Siren." Tori can to no wrong...she is music incarnate.
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I'm a 20 yrs.old singer and I want to get noticed by a big record deal. I want to be a professional famous singer? What can I do?
you want to get noticed by a "big record deal?" I hope you sing or look better than you write.
First of all, you sound very immature. YOu sound like you woke up one day and said "I want to be a singer and famous!"
If you wanted to do this since birth you'd know what to do. So, I suggest you go on American Idol where you belong and then see what happens...
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What do the British think about the Americans?
Whatever they bloody, buggery, bollocky want. Oi!
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Do you think Hooters should have ONLY females as wait staff?
Then the name "Hooters" would be pointless. Christ, who will be the next IDIOT to come up with some unfairness?
"I want to be a stripper and work at Larry Flint's....yes I'm a man, so? Why can't I strip like the ladies?"
"I want to be a mother so I, a woman, will cut off my tits, have male hormones so I can look like a man, knowing I'm not a...
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If you were a Q, would you bother with humans?
I would only hang out with "U's"
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How does God feel about gay marriage?
Why don't you ask Santy Claus since he's more of a believable character?
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My friend trys to date jerks off the internet they also mess around when i try to tell her thats not the way she gets shirty with me any suggestions?
Let her do what she's got to do. It may be in your circle of concern, but it's not in your circle of influence, obviously, since she doesn't care what you say. She is on a mission of hurt so you gotta let them be.
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My man hits me when he says i wind him up rarely and throws nasty abuse at me when my past comes up the things he says are sobad i shouldnt be with him for that cant be love he says its anger and he wouldnt be with me if it was meant i really love him 4yr
can't understand question...
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Do you still watch cartoons (if you do, how old are you)?
Yes, Yes, filth and flarn yes!!!! I am 41 dammit!
And I just can't get enuf!
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Why is it, that people don't believe in god but they are quick to worship science and global warming? Science is as imperfect as the people performing the studies and global warming is a huge lie. Yet they have total faith.
To answer your "question" (questionable as it is), science can show us things, provable things like light waves, planets, microscopic creatures and diseases and other things that can be measured and god shows us nothing. A book (the bible) that was written in stages over a couple of thousand years is not proof of anything...it just proves that people lived and wrote during that time....
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If you are fluent in a foreign language - when you 'talk' in that language are you 'thinking' about what to say in your native language or the foriegn one?
I think and talk in English (my real first language). It doesn't matter that my first words were Spanish since mom's didn't speak English when I was a cute lil baby, my lingua prima is English. But, sometimes the Spanish just slides in to the conversation. I speak better spanish than my mother sometimes. It takes practice and a love of languages.
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If you find my questions or comments offensive, would you actually take the time to personally get to know me before you judge?
The only thing I find offensive is people who find things offensive. SPEAK THE TRUTH, IT'S THE BEST!!!! +4 for a good question.
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Whats the truth behind the truth?
That there is no spoon.
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How do I change fahrenheit temperature to celsius tempurature?
ok, here's the non-lazy way.....
°F - °C Deduct 32, multiply by 5, then divide by 9
°C - °F Multiply by 9, then divide by 5, then add 32
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Can you recommend a board game for adults which doesn't last all evening (like Monopoly), but is a hoot!
Pictionary and Cranuim. They have different types of Craniums, too.
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If a person is very honest and punctual will he be liked by all kinds of people?
Well, his employers and landlords will like him.
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To the singles:dose it ever blow your mind when you read the relationship questions how much stress, drama, and BS people put up with in thier current relationships and make you think you could do better?
yes it "DOES."
I don't think I can do better but I think the ASKERS can use their common sense a little better. Bottom line is this .... people are asking pertinent relationship question on AB as a last resort because it's possible they already know the answer, but they just want ANOTHER answer that does not conflict the the correct decision they are contemplating.
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Do you own a Buddha figurine?
yes a little green one. not real jade but he's real happy.
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What is the most effective and quickest way to lose weight?
(Ugh again with this question)
Cut out sugar, in all its forms from your diet.
Eat lots of greens, fruits and other veggies.
Snack on celery sticks and baby carrots with a serving of dressing. 1 tbsp of french dressing (not lite) is like 60 calories. You can dip the veggie if you uned a little taste o'something. So imagine if you used a light dressing....
Stop drinking...
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Is it rude to have an extended phone conversation or text messages while you are out with a friend?
yes.
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What is the flavor of any Ice Cream?
Butta Pecan baby!
Oh and Pink Bubblegum Ice Cream (circa 1979 Baskin Robbins).
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Can you read a different language?
Yes, I can read/write/speak/understand Spanish 100%.
I can read anything in French and understand 80% of it and can speak a little. I can read anything in Greek but I can only understand like 10% (haha) I can read most romance languages (like Italian).
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Name something you like peanut butter on
chocolate ice cream, yum!
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Can you run your fingernails down a chalkboard?( your own)
yes. but i hate the sound of tearing tissue, you know like Kleenex...yeah I don't get it either.
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How do you prevent blisters from forming on your fingers from bass guitar?
Dude, you need them. they have to become blisters before they become callouses. it's part of the joy of bass playing.
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I recently bought a townhouse and I just found out the person that lives in the next unit is a sex offender, however when I checked on the sex offender list before purchase, he wasn't there,and still isnt, what should I do? I dont feel my child is safe.
Not for nothing but he could have been placed in the sex offender category for having a girlfriend that was 16 when he was 18g. It's a great grey area. Look, keep an eye on yor kid, don't let the kid go next door under any circumstances.
If you want to, I mean if you have that kind of personality, you can go over with your spouse and actually ask. I'm sure he'd...
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DOES THIS GIRL LIKE ME? A girl I met has a habit of giving me the "boop boop" on the nose and then walking away. She came up to me and asked for some of my drink at a party. She also touched my knee and my arm after I made a joke or
"boop-boop" GOD, you are adorable! +4 for your cute question.
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What do you think jesus would say to people who use the bible as a weapon against homosexuals?
I think Jesus would be HORRIFIED by what we have claimed in his name. Nah, he's be really upset, because he loved people.
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What does NOT impress you about a person?
Bragging, name-dropping, big words they don't know the meaning of, thier wardrobe, thier wallet contents, thier possessions.
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Saw guy 4 6 m then he broke up. Said he did not want to get hurt. I freaked out and tried to stop it. Said he wanted to say we could stay together but if he did it would because he felt bad. Then he said give me 2 weeks but don't count on it. Any chance?
NONE! Don't ever beg. He's placed you in a lower position now and you will never get his respect. Walk away with whatever dignity you have. Please.
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Can anyone list a few hair don'ts?
Side ponytails. Ugh, those make me sick
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Serious question. I'm a 13 year old girl. Give me the "i wish i would have known that earlier" advice so i can take it in now. thanks.
OK, HERE'S SOME ADVICE AND I'M GOING TO TRY TO BE OPENMINDED AND NOT CYNICAL:
1) Your credit is very important. DO NOT get a credit card unless you are willing to pay the monthly balance and be responsible with it. PROTECT your credit.
2) Do not move to New York thinking it's going to be a blast. It takes a lot of work and money to live here. Finish college first, have...
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What are your feelings on homosexuality?
Ahhh, who cares? It's been around since man rose up from the slime, it's not going anywhere. Golly, what is the big deal? I'm not going home with them so, que me importa?
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My cousins friend says she has mold in her body, that she got it from her house which is INFESTED with the stuff. Can that happen? She looks like she has leprosy. I think its a meth problem....
probably is...it's an epidemic these days.
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How can i find his out what my boyfriends phone code is on his samsung m8800 phone? as I think he's cheating on me but I haven't got any proof & he's recently set a phone code on his phone so that I can't view anything on it?Any help I would be grateful
JEE-ZUS keee-rist, what is up with you women?
If you THINK he's cheating on you, break up with him and let him wonder why you left. Why go through all that spy shiz? Why would anyone WANT that kind of pain...unless they're addicted to drama. Lord have mercy we have really come up with interesting ways of showing control issues.
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Can you go to sleep straight away after having a cup of coffee?
yup. I can fall asleep on other things...(hint; I was an add ict in my former life)
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What color is January to you?
Shiny Metal, like my a8S, (get it, Bender???)
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What makes a book a bestseller?
certainly not content. It's answered in the word, best seller, it sold well and made money.
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What book are you reading right now and why?
Thus Spake Zarathustra by F. Nietzsche. Always wanted to read it. So far, so good.
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Is there one thing that really pisses you off?
Ther are many MANY things that piss me off but I can think of two:
1) When I am trying to exit the subway station and there are like 4 sets of double doors that all work and ONE door is being used and all the stupid sheep are waiting in line to use that ONE DOOR!!!!!! ARRGGGGGG!
2) When I am in college and I go the bathroom, or any public bathroom with multiple stalls for that matter,...
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What is the name of a "fabric"?
Toile!!! Not to be confused with tulle.
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A good book is...........?
Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco, but I doubt the dingalings here will ever get throught it. It's the smart person's DaVinci Code and it was written in the 80's I think. I've read it twice. Also, Gone With the Wind is a good read.
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My bf of 7 yrs left me when i was 4 mths pregnant,she is now 3 mths old every time he cums 2 c her he tries to hold my hand, hug &kiss me.My question is how do u stay strong and say no when u r in love with sum1? {i think he is with sum1 else
Try thinking about the slut he left you for....that outta do it. What a douchebag and you can tell him I said that..... +4
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How many nude pictures do you have of yourself?
none - pffft!
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So why is Satan to be blamed for all the sickness and death when it was God who created the concept of it? I mean he placed the concept of gullibility within the concept of free will which caused Eve to eat the fruit. So why should Satan be blamed for....
I have a question...WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GOD-DAMNED "GOD" QUESTIONS??? I mean really, enough already! How many ways can you boil water....enough already!!!!!
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AMERICAN IDOL. Is it just me or have there been competitors voted off who sang a LOT better then Kelly Clarkson?
yeah....and I'd like to say for the record that KC is just so unattractive. Poor girl....oh and I'm on board with the Jennifer Hudson thing. The best thing that happened to her was gettign voted off that show.
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I read in a newspaper the other day, that victims of bullying can suffer from the same sort of stress injuries as people who have been to war, is that right?
I believe it. Picture yourself as the target of 90% of the student body calling you a horrible name, screaming it in the hall way, nudging their friends when you pass by and after you pass, like a punk, they call you out and pretend not to know what's up or maybe not a name but being beat up or tripped or hve your books tossed on teh floor, like in all those movies you've seen. Now...
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I really want to have a girlfriend cuz i just want one person in my life that i can love (not sexually). how do i get a girlfriend if every girl i like hates me? ugh please help!
Well, first of all i f you keep thinking like that and putting that vibe out there, you will never get far. So, stop being such an exaggerator and try to meet different people and those who may have something in common with you. When you find them, don't act like you WANT to be with them; don't scare them off.
Also, look inside and ask yourself WHY you think "all girls hate...
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I have a co-worker who gets special favors because of her relationship w/the boss. Comes in late, if at all, leaves early, doesn't claim sick leave, other personal leave, etc. Other co-workers' jobs w/less seniority are in danger. Do I tell HR?
no...it has nothign to do with you. It may even get YOU fired.
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I want to be either most loving or hated person on answerbag.
so what's your question....."how can I show complete strangers how totally self-absorbed and boring I am with myself?" Kinda like that?
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Who sings wherever you go i will follow you there
Wasn't it Carole King? Maybe she covered it.
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I'm writing an article, and would like honest soul searching answers please: Do you have issues with people from different denominations? would you have a problem if someone from a different denomination came and spoke at your church? why or why not
Here's the thing.....I don't do church, but if someone came to my space (church, club, school) and wanted to have a discussion, I would be open to a discussion about theology. I'm open to discourse, just not open to joining. I have no interest in following a church, religion, cult, EVER. I've made my choice. That's the difference. The religo's have an agenda,...
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Who wants marijuana to be legal?
Eh, it makes no difference to me at this point in time.
I mean if it could be legalized like any other herb (like SAGE, ROSEMARY, CHAMOMILE FLOWER) then that would be great. However, I believe they are dragging their butts becasue they are trying to find a way to profit immensely from this. There are SOOOO many people who partake of herbal refreshment that it's just asinine to keep...
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Does anybody else find their extreme coolness burdensome at times?
Wow, that's great. About 15 years ago ai came up with a theory that everyone in NYC is "cool." It's like a prerequisite to moving to MY town. They move to the hipster areas from the midwest or central Jersey and they are so Mother effing cool that they can't even be around themselves. Notice I wrote cool between quotes. So yeah, I let them float around the city on...
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I would love to believe in a deity. I am homosexual. I did not choose homosexuality, it is something I discovered and was horrified about. But, if being homosexual is not god given, but god made me as I am, there is no god I can believe in. Advise me?
Believe in yourself. "Almighty god is a living man." Bob Marley said it and he believed in the Almighty. Not for nothing but God isn't going to pay your rent, sign your paycheck, find you the man of your dreams, or fill up your gas tank.
Look, this God business is getting out of hand when people are overwrought about being accepted by an invisble entity and keeps them...
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Do you talk a lot?
I don't like it, but I do. It's really hard to shut it, you know. That comes from being lonely and then becoming self-absorbed. What I want to know is how I can be less bla bla bla without cutting out my tongue.
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LET'S SHOP LADIES!!! I'm going to a water park next month with the kids. Do you have any clothing suggestions for me? I want to be comfy, but am not really eager to be showing off my body. Shopping links encouraged :)
Sarongs....they are great.
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How do i get motivated to lose weight? I hate being overweight, but i just now shrug it off as oh well. Thats not how i really feel, i just don't know what to do. Can ANYONE help me? Thank you!!!
Well, lets take baby steps. Start by sitting down and thinking about your diet, how active you are, your schedule (work? school? kids?).
Here's a good one. If you don't cook, buy the Smart Ones or Lean Cuisines, keep them in freezer at home or work, also keep a stock of frozen veggies, plain, no frills is good, they are all the same. Then when you make your little microwave...
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Does anyone else find their bum to be really comfortable to sit on? Does it kinda feel like a built in cushion?
Yeahhhhh! (glumly) I've got a big basketball booty. Now it's too big.
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Is it still bullemia if you only throw up after some meals.. like 4 times a week or less?
Uhhhh, Yeah!!
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Bacon or cheese
BACOOOOOON!
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Goats eat oats and does eat oats, little lambs eat ivy, id eat ivy too wouldn't you?
Mares eat oats and Does eat oats and little lambs eat Ivy....a kid'll eat Ivy too, wouldn't you?
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I'm a white girl and i really like this black boy from school.He often looks at me,but i'm not sure does he like me.I don't really know how to attract him and totally don't know what kind of girls black guyes like.I'd be really thankful if you help
You sound like a nice kid. I think it doesn't really matter. You never know who you will be attracted to adn some people are very color blind.
Be yourself, because remember, black or white, he's still a guy and all the "guy" rules still apply. Don't affect any urban accents or try to act like you grew up in the same household as he did. People are different...
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Where did the saying "ur mom" come from?
Do you mean "Yo Mamma?" I don't know...probably seemed like the best comeback at the time. Then someone probably got smacked, they both laughed and kept the joke running.
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What color is your B?
My B???? Breasts? Boyfriend? Bike? Bass? Bed?
Breasts - beige
Boyfriend - white
Bike - Blue and Grey TREK
Bass Guitar - Burgundy
Bed - Blond wood
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Why do teenagers like to drink to excess? I've never understood why my peers do this.
Not including you, you sound smart....because teenagers are just plain stupid.
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What is the difference between a Native American Indian and a Mexican?
First of all you have to rephrase the question. You'd be better calling them "the native bbloodline that the Mexicans came from before being conquered by the Spanish." NOW, Mexicans are just another vein of Hispanic and though a lot of them retain the look of their ancestors, they are not fully Indian anymore. Now that i've talked my ass off, I think they are from similar...
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Did you ever screw up a relationship cause it was too good to be true and you were scared of someone holding your emotions...Are you afraid of really being inlove with someone?
OH MY EFFING GOD...I'm in one now. I have been acting all crazy lately and over-emotional becaseu I'm not used to being loved for myself. this is my first REAL relationship (I'm 41). I've even told him, (in my moments) that he should break up with me because I'm no good. Can yo believe that nonsense. I think I'm adjusting though.
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What do you think of when you hear the word " chopper "
Mark "Chopper" Reade. Australian killer and author. In proson as we speak. If you can find it, rent the movie "Chopper" with Eric Bana as Chopper.
If you think that the guy who played The Hulk and that lame king in "The Other Boleyn Sister" is all he is, well you've got another think coming.
"Choppa Reade, mate!"
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Men why do you really watch porn when you have a hot girlfriend
Anyone who thinks guys watch porn because of the "hot" girls (a questionable term IMO) is so mistaken. It has nothing to do with them being hot or not. Yeah, SOME are hot, but it's the fantasy, the fetish, the attraction of voyeurism and the fact that most people won't admit that watching people have sex turns them on. So, women, please I beg you, stop stressing the...
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Is it right if a guy breaks up with you because he just found out that you were about to hook up with one of his friends(but you didn't know they were friends at the time) and this occured 5 monthes ago?
of course it is...you hussy....hahahaha
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Do you like vulgar jokes, or do you take offense to them?
Offensive Joke, that's kind of an oxymoron, no?
Jokes, in my opinion can be dirty but not offensive. Offense would imply mean or cruel intent and a joke is supposed to make you laugh or think, or both.
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What is your favorite kind of science? Why?
Geography, Geology and Astronomy.
Geography cuz it's my major and I love maps, and landmasses (though geology and geography are related)
Geology, because I love land masses, minerals, volcanoes and glaciers.
Astronomy....well, that's self explantory.
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Whats your favorite language?
OK, I'd say French, Greek and Italian.
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What would you NOT want to have tattooed on you?
Good, a question I can really answer....I would NOT tattoo:
-a rose (gag)
-a dudes name
-anyones name in script
-a persons face
-a cartoon character (please)
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Whats the name of those zombie dark eater things in harry potter and the deathly hollows... i forgot and its killing me [not death eaters]
DEMENTORS
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I want to paint my cat purple...what kind of paint should I use?
non toxic vegetable based paint. Manic Panic....but she's going to be unhappy while you dye her.
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What do you think of the wine that comes in the box?
yuck! As I try more and more wine and different vintages, there are certain wines I can never drink ever again. I've tried the box when I was younger and uninitated but now I would never get that, nor do I drink White Zinfandel....thinking about it WZ makes me want to yark.
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Should abortion be legal?
Abortion IS legal. However, it should NOT be a government, a religious or a mans issue. No one, I mean NO ONE likes the idea of abortion, but sometimes it's a necessity. I've never had one nor do I plan on having one (or kids for that matter), but I support the right to have one.
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Where on earth are you least likely to find intelligent life?
On earth.
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Me and my new girl were having sex,he told me i was 'nice and tight'.is this good?do guys like a tight pusy?
As a 41 year old woman with a super tight snatch, I'd say yes. But I think you know that.....and I think you are trying to shock but you have come to the wrong place. Like the Jane's Addiction album; "Nothing's Shocking." Oh and learn to spell please.
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What is the meaning of the phrase "I see said the blind man to the deaf man" and when would you use it?
I think it's wrong. I've heard two versions:
1) "'I see' said the blind man to his deaf son."
2) "'I see' said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw."
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Are young men your weakness?
If by weakness you mean the bane of my existence, then yes. Otherwise, yuck, no.
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My hubby wants to sleep with my cousin, what should i say?
I'd say to please come up with a real question and stop baiting us.
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What, in your opinion, would be the worst possible way to die?
drowning.....or burning
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What do you do when you have 2 or 3 best friends, and it comes to your wedding...who get's titled Maid of Honor?
If you have one...your sister, or the one you have known the longest...
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This is serious.. this aint a joke.. can anyone help me in findin a way to pay my rent for next month? section 8 take too long.. but can they give me section 8 as an emergence?
The "one-shot deal." You have to find where to go, I can't remember but they will pay your rent for ONE MONTH only no payback involved. I didn't believe it either until I did it....ONCE.
That was when I was smoking bad things, a long time ago (raises eyebrows).
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I'm very mad today, AB says one of my questions is a duplicate, which I'm challenging it because I don't think it is, What's you're opinion?
It could be...I've seen hella duplicates here.
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If an inlaw was trying to get you to go out with them would you tell your spouce?
I may not tell my "spouse" but I'd warn the inlaw that I WILL tell my spouse.
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You may think im stupid but oh well...what does s/o mean?
it took me a few takes too.....no worries.
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If a person lives the best he/she knows how, but does not belong to a Church, will they still go to heaven?
You can only worry about "going to heaven" if you actually believe in heaven. So, it matters not a fig.
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Have you ever been called ugly?
Hell Yeah...when I was a kid and in grade high school. Look I have awesome features and good structure but I was awkward, flat-chested, athletic body but I didn't know how to fix my naturally curly hair or my thick eyebrows and lips or make up my olive eyes and skin. I kept trying to keep up with my straight-haired, lighter-skinned, big-tittied older sister.
But I am a great looking...
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Would you prefer to be thought of as Cool or Hot?
I am Cool! Hot is a stupid word in that context but since I'm Latin, it's a given. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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So, this might sound odd but me and my girlfriend were dry humping, me in my boxers and she had nothing on, we were so caught up in the moment I penetrated her with my boxers on, is it possible for pre-cum to travel through my boxers a
You dirty dog (haha)....but, to answer your question I'm not sure, since the little spermies need some kind of liquid to travel and since they are stuck on your boxers, aren't they trapped in the fabric? But you need ot be careful, dum-dum!
However, they are resilient little buggers so it could happen.
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I think this boy likes me and has liked me for years + i realey like him! He always sticks up for me and stuff so what should i do?
Well, I'm kind of snoopy so I want to know why is he sticking up for you and from whom? Here's why I ask....I've seen some unfortunate ugly messes of girls with great guy friends that stick up for them when they get teased. So, are you one of those girls? I'm asking seriously. If you are nice-looking then I'd say maybe he likes you.
Ok, Ok, I know it's...
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I was adopted as a baby and have recently found my birth mom. I have had questions about medical etc. but my mind is a blur since I found her and I know there are questions that I should be asking but cannot think! Please lend any advise you can-thank you
by the way, how did you find her? My BF is also adopted and I think he may want to find her too...
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What rights do I have if I have power of atturney of my parent that they get remarried?
I'm sorry....WHAT?
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Do you enjoy living in an over populated town or city or would you prefer to be somewhere with less people?
less people, more trees, lots of hills, and a basketball court.
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Is it wrong to date an ex bestfriends ex?
yes
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What's your take on unsolisitated advise?
You mean, kinda like this....
It's spelled "unsolicited advice."
And, I hate unsolicited advice. Oh and by the way, it's not "conversating", it's conversing, and it's not "supposably;" it's supposedly....in case you were wondering. Now, that's unsolicited advice. Ok, OK, (slinks off to penalty box).
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What is Miley Cyrus and Emily oment real emailaddress sow i cen take to them?
Oh My effing god! You need to learn how to spell before you can email child performers. Damn, baby...do your homework!
Oh and by the way, that inforamtion is not available to the public becaseu then every nut would be emailing them. Think about it....
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Why would you need your own gun? ... Only if you are a farmer, law enforcement officer, in the army/navy/aire force or professional bank robber ... Why els?
Well, first let me say I'm not political. Sometimes I'll talk out of my butt about government stuff I don't know about, but that's not often.
That said, does personal interest in guns qualify as a reason? See, I have no need for one, am not in any line of work that would require one, yet I love firearms. I don't have any, but, still...I love all things...
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To your friends, are you dog loyal?
Loyal, Hell Yes! Reliable, Yes! Always there, well,not so much...they all live far apart.
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Am i a star?
twinkle, twinkle!
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What is your opinion on the current gun laws in America?
What gun laws?
But on another note, we should all have the right, the licensed right!
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Honestly, is there a Mensa member around here in AB?
If there is I'd like to meet him.
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I'm 15 and so is my boyfriend, he has hinted at going all the way but I'm not sure i really want to. If i don't i might lose him, what should i do?
Do what makes you comfortable. You may not like what I'm going to say but LISTEN!!!!
OK, if he hints that he will break up with you, he is not worth it, do you hear? It's the oldest story in the book.
And, a little womanly secret, if you do what YOU want, he will respect you as a person for it. He may bitch and moan, but if he's amart, he will respect it and stick...
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If you could have one wish, what would it be?
A GTO, or a horse and the money to keep it.
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Can you have a decimal in a decimal or a fraction in a decimal, or a decimal in a fraction or a fraction in a fraction?
You can have a franction in a fraction when you get to higher algebra and pre-calculus. (complex franctions I think they are called, they are challenging and fun)
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Do you care about what happens to celebrities?
Eh, not really. But I was sad about Heath Ledger and Gregory Hines dying, and for some reason, 27-year-old Jade Goody dying of cancer has made me feel for her a bit.
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Why AgNO3 solution is stored in amber colour bottle?
Silver, Nitrogen, Oxygen....hmm, what could it be?
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Do you use exercise videos? Which work best for you?
OK, I don't get into using exercise videos because they are the latest craze. However, I have one or two that are super good and I will never give up. The best one, to me (and it's an oldie) is "Buns of Steel" with Greg Smithey. It's like from the early 90's and it's the bomb. Hard enough to make a differnece, and soft enough for you not to lose yor...
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What are the sweet words that all girls like to hear?
YOu are soooo cute and funny, girl! (mua!)
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What is the ozone layer made out of?
Marshmallows.
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My daughter died from drugs given to her by an illegal alien, he was released early for good behavior, do you think illegal aliens should have the same rights as US citizens?
NO...human rights yes, government rights no.
Sorry, folks but I am a child of Dominican immigrants who came here legally, gave to the economy by working on the books, paying taxes, and learning the language, not committing crimes or trying to make money the shady way, and keeping our asses in school.
If you can't make it in your own country,what makes you think your life will be...
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When girls say that they won't date a friend, is it really just a nice way of saying they're not sexually attracted to you?
Short answer....YES!
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Can you name a kind of rock or mineral? (example: limestone)
Jasper!
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Can I get pregnant if he cums on my butt and i scoop up all the cum and pour it into my vagina and push it down with my fingers? And my period hasn't came on for 6months, i have a weird cycle, do i need my periods to come on a regular
Of course you can....but...WHY would you do that?
If he's not finishing inside you that means he doesn't want you to get pregnant (as if THAT would prevent it...pre-cum has lots of sperm in it dummy!)
AND, why aren't you wearing condoms? Haven't you heard of AIDS, Chlamydia, Syphillis, Gonorrhea, adn all those otehr diseases you can get? What's wrong with...
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I think my bfriend is cheating on me or planning to. i was suspicious so i checked his phone, there's a girl texting him at least 10 times a day & i came across pictures he has saved of her on his laptop.how do i confront this i feel so hurt!!
Stop attracting that stuff into your life. The more you act as if it's going to happen or IS happening, the more it WILL happen. You need to look at yourself if you are checking his phone and computer. It's you, not him. Suspicion is ugly, so is cheating, but we need to address the part WE are playing. This takes deep thinking.
Yeah it hurts, but introspection is a necesary...
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What's a good way to hint to your s/o they are putting on a few pounds?
No good way. None.
Start doing phyically active things and ask him to join you. Start making changes in the dinner menus and go for healthier stuff and say "the family can benefit from good nutrition."
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We are close friends. we kissed when we were drunk but he said he doenst want to ruin the friendship. i think he suspects i want more. didn't tell him though. would he stick around if he didn't want anything to happen? could it be more in the end?
If you are close friends, that won't change. But now, because you guys got drunk and fooled around, you are looking at his hanging around as a sign of interest. Dont' get it twisted.
Believe HIM when he says he wants to be just friends. Men can be dogs and pigs and liars, but when they say that kind of stuff, they mean it. Oh, and don't ever have sex with him because...
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What is your honest opinion on the internet? more specifically friendship sites like facebook and myspace?
Ugh, what a waste of valuable time. I made a MySpace page and it's still there I think. I haven't looked in there in months. I like to actually have real, flesh friends and not virtual friends. And it would take away from my sex and bike riding time.
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Is Obama a Psychopath or liar he called his spending Bill last years Business what a piece of work this guy is how do you approve of his weakness in leadership?
Oh Jesus Christmas. (rolls eyes)
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Name 1 film that you enjoyed that much that you watched again or would watch again
The Cotton Club, Muriel's Wedding and Prelude to a Kiss are my top three, but there are more.
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What colour eyeliner do you wear? What colour are your eyes?
I don't have any now, but I like Black-Brown or earthy colors, since my eyes are kind of olive-y. Reddish or rusty is also cool for special occasions.
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Is the Netherlands beating the Dominican a big deal?
IT is to THIS Dominican.
Remember though (I think) it's the Netherlands ie, the certain Antilles Islands that are ruled by the Netherlands.
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What are baby guinea pigs called?
They are called "OMGTHATISSOFRIGGINGCUTE!"
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What happens, if you know that there is a God but choose not to believe in him?
Absolutamente nada.
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Have you ever been on a donkey?
Awwwww yeaaah! In the Dominican Republic. We used to go every other year when I was a kid and at my aunts house, there was a man that would walk by every day selsing plantains (20 for a peso, can you believe it?) adn the donkey held the baskets. He would give od a ride each and every time. They are so cute. I'd have one as a pet for my horse if I had a horse. Damn, I want a horse!
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How do YOU feel about going to see the dentist?
Necessary, I have no problems with it.
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What do you think of malt vinegar on french fries/chips?
A very English/Aussie treat. I love vinegar on anythign, especially hard boiled eggs.
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Describe the town you live in, in 2 words
Ghetto Fabulous
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Would their be any reason or course that would lead to someone being raped more than once (by a different person at a different time/year ect) The person is under the age of 20?
bad judgement, being in places one shouldn't be in or the other, not-so-nice answer, you attracted it to yourself by the laws of attraction. Read The Secret, and read it with an open mind.