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I am going to China to visit some friends there. What not-made-in-China presents could I give to them?
A baby.... lol
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What has been your experience with moving an online relationship into real life?
Though I had many chance to meet most of the woman I met on the internet,(ICQ, MSN & Yahoo Messenger) I only took the chance twice. Looking back now... I think it would have been safer playing Russian Roulette!
On the internet you can be anyone you want.
You only know what someone else wants you to know.
Webcams are for people who do and show things that they would not dare do in...
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What relation is my fathere's uncle to me?
You asked...
What relation is my father's uncle to me?
He is y'r grand aunt in drag fom Nova Scotia.
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I just wanted to know if my uncel Kas was mad at me when he died?
Anonymous... When you get to the next world... (if it's the same place y'r uncle it at)... just ask him!
By the way... I think by now he has forgotten you.
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What is the most comforting scent to you?
The smell of my wife having an orgasm while we're make love.
It really turns me on for the rest of the night!
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Are there any portable laptop chargers that are powered by hand-cranks?
Get a DC to AC inverter "300watts"
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What do you feel is the best laptop computer?
Most of my computer products are H.P.
HP offers great support.
Most of all... I have found their products reliable.
If there is a problem... HP will have y'r PC picked up ... repaired and sent back to you... free of charge... (under warrantee)
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My LAPTOP FAN COMES ON THEN OFF
If you know what you are doing.... take the fan out of y'r laptop and clean it up using damp QTips... I'd add a drop of light machine oil to the blade shaft and hand spin the blades so that the drop of oil covers the internals of the fan... WARNING!!! do not overdo the oil.
If you go to most computer repair shops, you can always buy a new fan... take the old one with you to match it...
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What's the best way to clean a laptop screen?
If you want an expert answer... go to this link
http://www.wikihow.com/Clean-a-Laptop-Screen-With-Household-Products
From what they said.... it makes sense to do it the way they're suggesting.
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My brother-in-law ordered my fiance's headstone without talking to me first. When we discussed it before his choice was not what his brother wanted. However he is paying for it. Should I still be angry? (See answer for details on the disagreement.)
Why don't you listen to the song ----> God Must Be Busy - by Brooks and Dunn
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You have 1/2 hour before planet earth explodes...what do you with your last 1/2 hour?
I would go out to a busy street corner and screem... "What took so long?" for the remainder of the 1/2 hour.
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Name the anti-virus of your choice and justify. Also name your least preferred anti-virus.
Is this justify y'rself & y'r antivirus 101?
I thought the way you posed y'r question was without much thinking to begin with..
Just 4 U
READ!!! AntiVirus reviews... click dah links
http://www.firewallguide.com/anti-virus.htm
http://www.consumersearch.com/www/software/antivirus-software/index.html
http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1895,2135514,00.asp
Said...
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Which free antivirus do you use?
I have used Norton in the past.. from what I have read here from others that they have good reason not to like it or use it, I can't add another comment except that they are correct.... I say this with my own experience with Symantec/Norton.
I read an article from PC magazine regarding performance of several antivirus programs.... seems that AVG didn't rank all that high along...
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Norton Security: should I pay them like $50/yr for Security or is this a rip off?
ANSWER.... $50 may not be a lot of money for you. There are those that are PRO & Against Symantec/Norton. Befor you decide... look into Kaspersky anti Virus... which is rated much higher/better than Norton.
Before you buy anything... read reviews from several (online) sources.
You can start here... look at these links to read reviews.
http://www.firewallguide.com/anti-virus.htm
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I had kaspersky antivirus on my system, when i tried to open it, it gave error, & now it is not installing. i tried many times but no result. now i have NOD32, but i need kaspersky, cos NOD32 interface is bit complex.
will someone help me..
Take the program out of yor registry by using
Jouni Vuorio registry cleaner... jv16 power tools ... Macecraft Software
http://www.macecraft.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=8664
One of the best know & safe registry cleaners I have ever used... You can sign up at jv16 power tools to become a tester... that way you get to use or keep the program for FREE
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WHAT IS ACTIVATION CODE OF KASPERSKY 6.0?
I agree with Cody Lee
(its in the box, usually located on the cd sleeve....
and if you pirated it... then wow if you can't figure it out... no comment)
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Why people hate Norton antivirus? It is a one of the top rating softwares in the reviews and a very popular product in the market.
I have used Norton in the past.. from what I have read here from others that they have good reason not to like it or use it, I can't add another comment except that they are correct.... I say this with my own experience with Symantec/Norton.
I read an article from PC magazine regarding performance of several antivirus programs.... seems that AVG didn't rank all that high along...
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Some of the buttons on my sony ericcson w300i dont work how do i fix them?
It would have been better if you added a better desription of the problem with y'r W300i
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Is AVG a good replacement for Norton?
All my computers have AVAST Pro on them.... Norton is too much of a memory hog. & doesn't catch e-nuff. Never tried Kapersky.... it might be good.
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What is the best way of removing spyware or malware from a home computer?
AdAware and Spybots are great programs... No one mentioned that any antivirue or spyware/maleware programs should be run in "SAFEMODE" to do an efficient job! Safemode can also be used to install programs... or find problems on y'r PC far better than in y'r regular startup! Don't forget y'r friend called, "msconfig"
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Norton Security: should I pay them like $50/yr for Security or is this a rip off?
I once was foolish n not knowing better about Symantec... I was told by reliable people that Norton is a BIG memory drain.. it will cause your computer to run slower ... and Norton doesn't catch as much as it claims. Their tools can cause great harm to your computer. (Norton is like a condom with holes in it.) AVG and Avast will serve you well. For a good Temorary Internet file cleaner...
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When a woman says she wants her picture back what is she really trying to say?
She is saying that you are a creep and doesn't trust you!
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Why are men attracted to lesbians?
Most of the answers I have read are very narrow minded. Seems that all the replyers don't think too deeply. Men want to be a woman and have sex as a woman. Thought they can't they have to watch 2 women doing it.. or a man n 2 women together. All in a fantasy.. but not for all. I'd go on but you don't understand!
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What to do if your spouse takes partying to the point of not being home for a week and getting angry if I call "too much"?
I'd think that the parent is still acting like a kid that doesn't want responsibility. No wonder why kids get into trouble.
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At every attempt to delete a file, I get the message "Cannot delete. Access to File is denied. Make sure disk is not full or write protected." How can I delete this file?
Are you still there?... I'll only be another minute or so... Hang On guy... I'm on the way to save the day! Now what do yah say?
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At every attempt to delete a file, I get the message "Cannot delete. Access to File is denied. Make sure disk is not full or write protected." How can I delete this file?
I have the answer you are looking for... mind if I get back to you after I get off the phone?
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A very loud beep comes out of my computer every 5 minutes. What is this?
Don't you know a "Time Bomb" when you hear one?... Get the hell out of that room and never go back in.
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What does it mean when my computer just recovered from a serious error?
Is a divorce also considered as a recovery from a serious error? LOL
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How do i speed up my computer game which is like 99% cpu all the time i play it?
Have you considered using a quart of aviation fuel... it works great on my lawnmower! HOT OCTANE
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My mouse pointer randomly scoots across the desktop without warning. I have WinXp Pro. What could be wrong?
It all depends on the mouse you are using... A field mouse has more of a tendency of running than a domestic mouse... Get my point?
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My mouse pointer randomly scoots across the desktop without warning. I have WinXp Pro. What could be wrong?
Have you considered that your mouse is one of the "3 blind mice" and he is trying to run away from y'r carving knife? Wanna hear another tale?
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In Forrest Gump, Jenny contracts a "mysterious" virus, are we meant to think it's HIV? If so does it mean that it may have been passed to Forrest and more likely, little Forrest?
Remember one thing... It's a movie... and anything and everything is possible. I took the movie as a story... not a documentary.
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How many computer viruses have you ever had?
After opening the folder that stores the viruses that the program had captured... I released over 600 viruses... Norton had a big job to do then... LOL
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What are some really cool programs I can download to do really cool stuff?
Back up fella... Please give us a direction your going in... Your question is TOO open.
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What program can i use to play a recording over and over again?
Most players will play a song over and over in a loop (repeat)... WinAmp and windows media player are just 2 of several that will the job.
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Are Malaysian cars sold outside Malaysia?
Malaysian cars are exported to the UK
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Who invented or started basketball?
Here is the answer ----> http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/blbasketball.htm
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What is the best gift you have ever received?
The best gift I had ever received was "Nothing".. I didn't have to decide if I liked the colour, I don't have to thank anyone for it, Never need to return it to a store, Don't have to wonder if it fits, No need to be obligated to give a gift back,... AND!!!.. I don't have to throw it out! SEE.. I told you.. I'm right! Shawn Patrick, Toronto, Canada
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What is the best insult ever? (swear as much as you like, but do the * thing)
I hate wasting my time on people that are of your class. (Then walk away.. ASAP)
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What's the funniest name you've ever heard?
The funniest name I have ever heard is my birth name... Orville J. Cockwasher... Now do you see why I changed it to Shawn Patrick.
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Is there a single person out there who likes Internet Explorer 7?
I have been using Explorer 7 for over a month... I think it's good.. It took a couple of days to get use to it.. It has my approval. Shawn Patrick Toronto Canada
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Using only the Hebrew Bible, can you provide your input into why you believe Yeshua Ben Yosef (Jesus) was/is the Jewish Messiah?
There is NO concrete evidence that he was the messiah... otherwise the Jewish people would have already accepted him.
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Your home alone, you have to go to the bathroom, someones knocking at the door, your phone is ringing, what do you do first?
As you are taking the cordless phone to the washroom and shout towards the door for the person to wait.. (I'm in the washroom.. hang on please, I'll be there as soon as possible) by; Shawn Partick
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After anal sex with my boyfriend, I felt a sharp pain every few minutes in my lower stomach area. What could be wrong?
If y'r just a little munchkin and he is the jolly green giant,... his beanstock is too big for you. Ask y'rself if y'r barking up the wrong tree.
( see Wiki for definition of munchkin---> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchkin )
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How do you know when sex is over if you can come more than once?
It's over after the fat lady sings. (Just an old quotation.. no offence meant)
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I've been with my boyfriend for almost 2 years and despite his efforts, I've never had an orgasm with him. I have no problem achieving this by myself. Is there something wrong with me?
Fear is your enemy not your boyfriend.. Relax and enjoy.
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Why do males have nipples?
Mother Nature want all men to become a Trans-Gender :-)) It also gives a women the opportunity to suck on a man's nipples without having to turn gay.
Everything has nipples.. why shouldn't men have them. My car has several "grease-nipples". ;-)) Nipples come FREE @ birth. ALSO.. Men have nipples for babies that don't like drinking milk. LOL .. The best way for a woman to make a guy...
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Where online can I submit fictional sex stories?
Go to http://eroticstories.com/ ... You must signup to become a member.. No Charge
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Why do people ask questions then answer their own question with stupid video answers?
Because they want to hear the answer that they are willing/prefer to believe... and they make themselve feel smart to the other(s) whether the answer is correct or not. Sign me SMART!!
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I have to add about a quart of oil in my car every 80 miles. It lightly smokes under the hood and I have seen oil dropping out of underneath the engine when it's sitting. Is it leaking and burning while I am driving?
Put paper under your car, the next day look for oil drippings on the paper. OR.. Get someone to hold a white cloth flat against the opening of your tailpipe for a minute while you are revving up the engine.. then check the rag for any oil residue. WARNING!!! Be very careful if the engine is hot. If you see oil residue on the rag the engine is losing oil through the rings and valves. (Repair the...
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