Answerbag: ThorThpot's answers

Answer to Why does Richard Simmons make so many prank calls?

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 18:05:15 -0700

Why does Richard Simmons make so many prank calls?

Because he's a bitch

Answer to What would be a good Healthy dinner that i could make for a crowd of 15?

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 13:07:33 -0800

What would be a good Healthy dinner that i could make for a crowd of 15?

Chili and beans. Add a loaf of homemade bread and folks will be in heaven.

Answer to What's in your pants?

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 13:04:23 -0800

What's in your pants?

You can never have too much pickled herring.

Answer to What ways can I shrink my height?

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:30:47 -0800

What ways can I shrink my height?

Stand in a hole.

Answer to Does anybody think tv and computer games are too violent today

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:29:36 -0800

Does anybody think tv and computer games are too violent today

They're not. Not a single person has been killed in the production of a television program or a video game. However tens of thousands of people have been killed by cigarettes, alcohol abuse, and by dropping bombs on other countries. Isn't it sad that you can't tell the difference?

Answer to My dick fell off, what should i do?

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:02:31 -0800

My dick fell off, what should i do?

No problem, they're greatly overrated anyway. Develop an interest in sewing.

Answer to how big is an above average penis

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:02:00 -0800

how big is an above average penis

6 inches is average for an erect penis in a 20 year old man.

Answer to Have you or someone you know ever been kicked out of an all-you-can-eat buffet for eating too much?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:07:38 -0800

Have you or someone you know ever been kicked out of an all-you-can-eat buffet for eating too much?

No, but once they made me pay adult price for my 8 year old son after he had 3 plates full, even though child price was through age 12.

Answer to What is the weirdest name?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:01:21 -0800

What is the weirdest name?

It's a toss-up between Orinthal Juice Simpson and Oral Roberts

Answer to What is your best newspaper headline for Tiger Woods? Mine is. "Tiger whips out his WOOD on the 19th HOE."

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:30:13 -0800

What is your best newspaper headline for Tiger Woods? Mine is. "Tiger whips out his WOOD on the 19th HOE."

Golf legend Tiger Woods plays his wife but ends up losing his balls.

Answer to If you move faster then the orbital speed would you actuelly fly off the planet?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:55:51 -0800

If you move faster then the orbital speed would you actuelly fly off the planet?

that depends on where you're aiming. If you fly faster than earth orbital speed (1000mph) starting at a high earth orbit and aiming toward the earth, you will only crash, you will not fly off the planet.

Answer to Who was the worst cheater in history?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:53:12 -0800

Who was the worst cheater in history?

Henry the 8th. Not only did he cheat on his wives, he had their heads cut off if they complained.

Answer to Waitress is hitting on me. would it be improper to leave my phone number on the table when i leave?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:48:10 -0800

Waitress is hitting on me. would it be improper to leave my phone number on the table when i leave?

If you write it on the table in lipstick, that would definitely not be cool.

Answer to How does wisdom differ from knowledge?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 08:40:50 -0800

How does wisdom differ from knowledge?

An encyclopedia contains knowledge but it has none of the decision-making ability that comes with wisdom.

Answer to WHAT MAKES SOME SUNFLOWER SEEDS TASTE SO BAD? I JUST ATE ONE THAT ALMOST MADE ME THROW UP!!

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 07:03:02 -0800

WHAT MAKES SOME SUNFLOWER SEEDS TASTE SO BAD? I JUST ATE ONE THAT ALMOST MADE ME THROW UP!!

All natural oils can become rancid. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rancidification Buying seeds as fresh as possible, roasting them, and storing them in a cool dry place with minimal oxygen (for example in a jar with a lid) will help avoid rancidification.

Answer to Can you name any one character from any of the 6 Star Wars movies?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:50:49 -0800

Can you name any one character from any of the 6 Star Wars movies?

Jar jar binks

Answer to Has death wiped clean Michael Jackson's sins?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:00:37 -0800

Has death wiped clean Michael Jackson's sins?

As much so as Hitler, Stalin, Idi Amin, and George Bush... well not George yet... Have you forgiven them?

Answer to How do I write a Research paper?

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:43:28 -0800

How do I write a Research paper?

It's no big deal. Find out about your GENERAL topic, for instance Thomas Jefferson. Find several sources from different places, for example 2 websites, 2 books, 1 magazine article. SKIM them and figure out a SPECIFIC topic, for example "Was Thomas Jefferson a Lecher?" Now go...

Answer to What is the #1 key when it comes to parenting?

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:35:51 -0800

What is the #1 key when it comes to parenting?

There are only two things that are important: 1) Be consistent 2) Be flexible

Answer to Are you a mature person

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:12:49 -0800

Are you a mature person

I'm an immature old person ;)

Answer to Are cartoons only made for children?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:24:01 -0800

Are cartoons only made for children?

The Fritz the Cat cartoon movie was rated X when it was released. Definitely not for kids.

Answer to What is the worst car you have driven?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:21:03 -0800

What is the worst car you have driven?

There are so many good candidates! I'd go with a 1985 Mustang. With rear wheel drive and terrible balance, it was unstable on the road. If you go around a corner when it's raining, the rear end was likely to spin around to the front.

Answer to Is there anyone here but me at AB who has never texted?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:18:16 -0800

Is there anyone here but me at AB who has never texted?

I've never texted; I understand it, I'm not afraid of it, I'm just not interested. I have email to send text messages and my phone to talk with.

Answer to Is it true that when you die your brain is still active, if so does that mean you sense everything around you?

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:17:07 -0800

Is it true that when you die your brain is still active, if so does that mean you sense everything around you?

That depends a great deal upon how you die. Many people go into a coma and then die, for instance, and there is virtually no brain activity before or after the death. When the heart stops, the blood supply to the brain stops, leading quickly to unconsciousness, so in cases of heart disease and...

Answer to I will be 58 in April. I live alone. Would it be a good idea to get a life-line? I hear they are expensive and some are even scams.

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:11:36 -0800

I will be 58 in April. I live alone. Would it be a good idea to get a life-line? I hear they are expensive and some are even scams.

If you know anyone who is getting a new cellphone, ask them if you can have the old one. It's free and it is virtually the same as a life-line. Without paying for a phone plan, any old cellphone will STILL be able to call 9-1-1. And you get a direct connection to 9-1-1 instead of having...

Answer to Peanut butter-crunchy or smooth?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:54:45 -0800

Peanut butter-crunchy or smooth?

Crunchy.

Answer to The last time you used flour, what were you making?

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:39:05 -0800

The last time you used flour, what were you making?

pizza

Answer to Do you have to take out the trash tonight?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:56:52 -0800

Do you have to take out the trash tonight?

Yes, it's on the curb already. Anything else you want to remind me of?

Answer to How do I turn water into wine?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:37:51 -0800

How do I turn water into wine?

Pour the water onto grape vine cuttings and tend them well until you can harvest grapes. Harvest the grapes, squash them and let them sit and ferment. Bottle the mash and turn the bottles every month. Open them a year or more later, pour and enjoy.

Answer to Why that energy shows us Gods energy and love?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:36:10 -0800

Why that energy shows us Gods energy and love?

If you're looking for love in God, you're looking for love in the wrong place. This is the guy who destroyed all of the Earth's creatures (except Noah and his boat) Sodom, Gomorrah, and a half dozen other cities, turned Lot's wife into a pillar of salt... on and on.

Answer to Are the minerals in your body the same as rock minerals?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:32:50 -0800

Are the minerals in your body the same as rock minerals?

Yes, but not usually in crystalline form. When you get crystals, you have big problems.

Answer to There is a ________ in my soup!

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:30:19 -0800

There is a ________ in my soup!

Fly! There is a waiter in my soup!

Answer to Whats a good way to get rid of a charlie horse?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:29:56 -0800

Whats a good way to get rid of a charlie horse?

Slap him on the behind and watch him gallop away.

Answer to Fill in the blank: Life is full of________

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:09:14 -0800

Fill in the blank: Life is full of________

so full of itself.

Answer to What have you learned from watching Sesame Street?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:08:42 -0800

What have you learned from watching Sesame Street?

I learned that fast-cutting splicing techniques in children's television is a very dangerous thing that can destroy attention spans and discourage children in school and reading progress. Sadly, though well intentioned, I think Sesame Street has done more damage than good to children's...

Answer to What do you like to eat with fried eggs?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:05:02 -0800

What do you like to eat with fried eggs?

chorizo

Answer to A system has 2 components. There are 10 different models of 1st component & 10 different of 2nd. Any 1st component can be paired w/ any 2nd. A salesman must select 2 of 1st component & 3 of 2nd. How many different sets of components can salesman make?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:03:03 -0800

A system has 2 components. There are 10 different models of 1st component & 10 different of 2nd. Any 1st component can be paired w/ any 2nd. A salesman must select 2 of 1st component & 3 of 2nd. How many different sets of components can salesman make?

Imagine we represent the model by a digit in the range of 0-9. There are 2 of the first component and 1 of the second, so there are 3 digits: xxx. The range of possibilities for these is 000 to 999, which would exhaust the possibilities for the digits, giving us 1000 combinations. What is not...

Answer to How do you calculate an expected 1 in 10 year rainfall or an expected 1 in 10 year occurence

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:51:09 -0800

How do you calculate an expected 1 in 10 year rainfall or an expected 1 in 10 year occurence

You look at rainfall going back as many years as you have data, and look at the top 10% years in terms of rainfall. Let's say they range evenly from 20 to 40 inches. Take the mean of these, that give you 30 inches. Since it's the top 10%, the projected 1 in 10 year rainfall is 30...

Answer to D' you think my ex will ever tell me the REAL reason he cheated on me?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 03:40:00 -0800

D' you think my ex will ever tell me the REAL reason he cheated on me?

Men are are pretty simple critters, it's not so tough to figure out. It's never anything like "because he wanted to destroy your trust and cause you anguish." It's something really simple like: Because she smiled at me. Because I could. "It just happened."...

Answer to Can someone explain to me the attraction of watching 20 cars drive 500 times around a track at 200 miles an hour?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:19:46 -0800

Can someone explain to me the attraction of watching 20 cars drive 500 times around a track at 200 miles an hour?

Crash

Answer to Do you agree with the survey that found that "French Tourists Seen As World's Worst"?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:16:39 -0800

Do you agree with the survey that found that "French Tourists Seen As World's Worst"?

Maybe not the worst but French women tourists surely have the longest underarm hair... :D

Answer to Which supposedly dangerous country have you travelled to without incident?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:14:38 -0800

Which supposedly dangerous country have you travelled to without incident?

China and Peru

Answer to When you think of these 3 words: black, hard and cold, what comes to mind?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 06:48:52 -0800

When you think of these 3 words: black, hard and cold, what comes to mind?

The heart of my ex wife.

Answer to Have you ever walked your cat on a leash?

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:53:26 -0700

Have you ever walked your cat on a leash?

sure, often.

Answer to If the devil came tempt you, do you think that your free will would stand a chance?

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:52:22 -0700

If the devil came tempt you, do you think that your free will would stand a chance?

Temptation isn't a problem for me.

Answer to Who would you say was the most trustworthy politician in history?

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 09:37:08 -0700

Who would you say was the most trustworthy politician in history?

Bob O'Connor, former Mayor of Pittsburgh. This much-loved Mayor's plans to clean up Pittsburgh were cut short by brain cancer, and he died only 8 months into his term, but those 8 months were untarnished. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_O%27Connor

Answer to How's the food in the Navy when you're at sea? As good as Mom's cookin'?

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 09:31:37 -0700

How's the food in the Navy when you're at sea? As good as Mom's cookin'?

As you might expect, it varies with the talents of the kitchen crew and the prestige of the ship. You'll get an idea of the menu on a high end ship like carrier USS Enterprise in this article. It's mostly hearty fare and not particularly exciting, bacon, eggs, hamburgers, hot dogs,...

Answer to Why is chewing gum not allowed in schools?

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 09:24:46 -0700

Why is chewing gum not allowed in schools?

Because of irresponsible kids who blow and pop bubbles which distract other students, spit their gum onto the floor, stick it under their seats, stick it in a neighbor's hair, etc.

Answer to Why SHOULD WE KEEP JUNK FOOD IN SCHOOLS

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 09:19:59 -0700

Why SHOULD WE KEEP JUNK FOOD IN SCHOOLS

It's a Chinese conspiracy to make Americans fat, stupid and lazy and to pave the way for them to take over the world.

Answer to Where can you get mini portable voice recorders from?

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:22:44 -0700

Where can you get mini portable voice recorders from?

From Amazon.com http://www.amazon.com/Olympus-Digital-Voice-Recorder-6000/dp/B002DSMNES/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1256617322&sr=8-1

Answer to Has anyone written any mildly erotic poetry? Can you share it if it is not too hot. Remember, this is in the poetry section not adult section.

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 21:20:56 -0700

Has anyone written any mildly erotic poetry? Can you share it if it is not too hot. Remember, this is in the poetry section not adult section.

There once was a man from Nantucket...

Answer to Okay so you are a teacher. You gave a homework to kids in a class. When you check the homeworks, one of the students tells you that he did the homework but a burglar stole the homework from the house yesterday. What would you do?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 07:17:14 -0700

Okay so you are a teacher. You gave a homework to kids in a class. When you check the homeworks, one of the students tells you that he did the homework but a burglar stole the homework from the house yesterday. What would you do?

March the kid to the police station to fill out a police report. :P

Answer to My lexmark x3470 printer says the cover is open and it is not how do i fix this problem

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 06:31:34 -0700

My lexmark x3470 printer says the cover is open and it is not how do i fix this problem

The sensor on most such devices is nothing more than a simple spring switch. Two pieces of metal touch; when the printer is closed, a wedge of plastic is forced between them to interrupt the circuit. Inspect the switch; if it's this type, then possibly the plastic nib on the printer cover...

Answer to Is it said that anger destroys the person who hates.. how do I not hate someone who is totally deserving of my hatred?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:08:57 -0700

Is it said that anger destroys the person who hates.. how do I not hate someone who is totally deserving of my hatred?

It's kind of weird, but nothing makes you appreciate your last ex like meeting someone new, trusting them, and having them betray you. Suddenly the previous someone looks a lot better in comparison. So the trick is to skip the "foreplay" in the middle and jump to that next...

Answer to Should children have to clear their plates at meal times?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:00:21 -0700

Should children have to clear their plates at meal times?

Yes, but not necessarily by eating all of the food. They can clear it into the garbage if they're full, as far as I'm concerned, but no dessert and no late night snacks then.

Answer to How did tipping on delivery start?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:57:01 -0700

How did tipping on delivery start?

cow-tipping?

Answer to What was the last soup you had?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:55:38 -0700

What was the last soup you had?

ham-bean

Answer to The Obama administration has made good on its promise to stop interfering with states that allow the medical use of marijuana. Is this Reefer Sanity?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:32:57 -0700

The Obama administration has made good on its promise to stop interfering with states that allow the medical use of marijuana. Is this Reefer Sanity?

Getting there. Now let out the thousands of prisoners who have been locked up on weed charges.

Answer to What would be something sweet to do for a girlfriend for your 3 months together?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:30:46 -0700

What would be something sweet to do for a girlfriend for your 3 months together?

Don't even go there. If you're doing something sweet for your 3 month anniversary, next you're celebrating the 5th anniversary of your first kiss, the 32nd week since your first date... Just don't go there.

Answer to What do you think about the smell of a candle after it has been blown out? I like it

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:26:04 -0700

What do you think about the smell of a candle after it has been blown out? I like it

Birthday smell.

Answer to Is it true that a woman gets a "burst" of energy right before she goes into labor?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:24:45 -0700

Is it true that a woman gets a "burst" of energy right before she goes into labor?

No. And labor itself (at least for first births) is usually a very long process, often lasting two days. So before this would have to be perhaps 3 days before giving birth.

Answer to How many hot dogs could you eat at one sitting?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:22:31 -0700

How many hot dogs could you eat at one sitting?

one

Answer to Is it morally acceptable to eat roadkill ? Even if it is a kitten?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:18:00 -0700

Is it morally acceptable to eat roadkill ? Even if it is a kitten?

Morally, yes. And there really are "moral vegetarians" who cook and eat road kill. They would skip the kitten but not for moral reasons; more likely for health and practicality reasons. In many places in the US you can find a still-warm deer on the highway so why would you bother...

Answer to Would a prosthetic hip joint or knee joint replacement be more stasfactory

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:55:35 -0700

Would a prosthetic hip joint or knee joint replacement be more stasfactory

In your knee, a knee joint will be much more satisfactory than a hip joint. In your hip, the opposite is true.

Answer to Has science disproved the miracles associated with Jesus Christ?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:54:49 -0700

Has science disproved the miracles associated with Jesus Christ?

Science demonstrates that Christ's first miracle is not only possible, it is routine. It is straightforward to produce wine from water, as long as you use the water to grow grapes first...

Answer to How should I store my pumpkin seeds so I can plant them next year?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:50:00 -0700

How should I store my pumpkin seeds so I can plant them next year?

Don't refrigerate or freeze them. Store the dried seeds in a cool dry place away from sunlight.

Answer to Why would a beautiful, intelligent, gainfully employed woman in Russia or the Ukraine want or need to marry a man in North America?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:48:30 -0700

Why would a beautiful, intelligent, gainfully employed woman in Russia or the Ukraine want or need to marry a man in North America?

To steal his money, car and house and get US Citizenship at the same time... Nowhere are the courts so slanted toward women as in the USA.

Answer to Is our body a Living temple of God? If so, is it right to desecrate this temple by eating non-veg?

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 21:23:34 -0700

Is our body a Living temple of God? If so, is it right to desecrate this temple by eating non-veg?

You've got it backward. The bible describes he who eats only vegetables as one whose faith is weak. Romans 14: "Accept him whose faith is weak, without passing judgment on disputable matters. One man's faith allows him to eat everything, but another man, whose faith is weak,...

Answer to I'm 19, and my good friend is 34, and we're attracted to each other. Given the 15 year age difference, what kind of potential problems or "red flags" should I be watching for?

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 21:12:43 -0700

I'm 19, and my good friend is 34, and we're attracted to each other. Given the 15 year age difference, what kind of potential problems or "red flags" should I be watching for?

When he loses interest and ability in sex in ten years and you, at the age of 29, develop an interest in the pool guy.

Answer to Why are teen guys (most, not all) such jerks? Particulary in the 13-15 age range.

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:56:41 -0700

Why are teen guys (most, not all) such jerks? Particulary in the 13-15 age range.

hormones

Answer to Does anyone else feel that Family Guy is just hollow, one-liner comedy? Don't get me wrong, the show can be really funny but it hardly has a point. i.e. awkward situation, peter says "like the one time i...", awkward flashback, repeat. You know?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:06:54 -0700

Does anyone else feel that Family Guy is just hollow, one-liner comedy? Don't get me wrong, the show can be really funny but it hardly has a point. i.e. awkward situation, peter says "like the one time i...", awkward flashback, repeat. You know?

Three words for you: Lowest common denominator.

Answer to What one thing is just NO GooD without butter?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:48:55 -0700

What one thing is just NO GooD without butter?

warmed pussy

Answer to Some say that aborted fetuses go to Hell, since they've never had a chance to do what is required to reach salvation. Is this true?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:46:38 -0700

Some say that aborted fetuses go to Hell, since they've never had a chance to do what is required to reach salvation. Is this true?

No. Only hand-wringing guilt-ridden poop-packing televangelist-following "christians" go to hell, since they're the only ones who believe in it.

Answer to How do you get melted wax off of a carpet?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 06:36:39 -0700

How do you get melted wax off of a carpet?

Freeze it by using a can of compressed air "dust-off" http://www.crowriveraudio.com/tk/dustoff.jpg UPSIDE DOWN... as you spray then hit it with a hammer to crack it up into little pieces and then vacuum

Answer to Should you grow your own food wherever possible?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 06:32:25 -0700

Should you grow your own food wherever possible?

I think so, and I have for years now. Having inexpensive organic produce in my back yard encourages a healthier diet and is less expensive and more ecologically sound than shopping at markets.

Answer to Do you know what a blue moon is?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 06:28:39 -0700

Do you know what a blue moon is?

It's a beer.

Answer to Do you know what a blue moon is?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 06:27:53 -0700

Do you know what a blue moon is?

Of course, it's an Elvis song.

Answer to What type of material is used to make a memory chip?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 06:22:08 -0700

What type of material is used to make a memory chip?

Silicon semiconductor material usually, but occasionally gallium arsenide.

Answer to My female cat is in heat, but every male that gets near her doesnt work they just seem to hate each other, is it normal for a female cat in heat to hate all males that come near her?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 06:20:44 -0700

My female cat is in heat, but every male that gets near her doesnt work they just seem to hate each other, is it normal for a female cat in heat to hate all males that come near her?

Yes, that's normal. And it's normal for there to be some biting and scratching or even torn ears as part of the coercion, followed by screaming; reportedly cats have thorny penises. Nonetheless, way too many kittens are born every year, and most of them are killed or die of...

Answer to Are Gays a Myth?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 06:12:52 -0700

Are Gays a Myth?

Get it straight, not a Myth, a Mythter.

Answer to If marijuanna was legalized would buying and smoking the herb still be the same to you?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 06:11:42 -0700

If marijuanna was legalized would buying and smoking the herb still be the same to you?

I think it would raise standards. No more homegrown crap, give me that Maui-wowwie..

Answer to How does a kiss make booboos better?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 06:08:59 -0700

How does a kiss make booboos better?

Magic :D

Answer to Do people who say either "fear of commitment" or "afraid of commitment" lack the perception that commitment is not for everyone?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 06:06:38 -0700

Do people who say either "fear of commitment" or "afraid of commitment" lack the perception that commitment is not for everyone?

"Commitment" is a trigger word that women have been trained to listen for or reject a man without. It's part of a large scam by florists, bakers, and DeBeers diamond cartel.

Answer to How long should one wait after a divorce to begin dating?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 06:04:30 -0700

How long should one wait after a divorce to begin dating?

Just keep in mind that the first person you date on the rebound is unlikely to be a keeper. Be kind and let them know that in advance, but maybe you can heal a bit together.

Answer to What would be a cool pizza topping?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 05:57:02 -0700

What would be a cool pizza topping?

Pepper-flavored Jello shots.

Answer to How many questions have you answered?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 05:56:05 -0700

How many questions have you answered?

Quite a few.

Answer to What causes a person to become an atheist?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 05:55:30 -0700

What causes a person to become an atheist?

If you were an altar boy and the priest was boning you, that might do it.

Answer to How should you wash soft toys?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 05:54:16 -0700

How should you wash soft toys?

check the tag. Many are machine washable/tumble dry.

Answer to What do you do to keep fit?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 05:52:32 -0700

What do you do to keep fit?

right handed beer-lifts.

Answer to Which animal do you think will be the next to be extinct?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 05:51:29 -0700

Which animal do you think will be the next to be extinct?

Polar bears. Their habitat will be melted in 2 years.

Answer to Does God love the Devil

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 05:50:44 -0700

Does God love the Devil

God loves all his creations, right? Except for all the people on earth except Noah who he wiped out in the flood, but hey, he was having a bad day.

Answer to Why has my cat stopped using her litter box? I changed from clumping litter to the plain clay to save money. Help!

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 12:27:47 -0700

Why has my cat stopped using her litter box? I changed from clumping litter to the plain clay to save money. Help!

Plain litter doesn't feel good on your cats paw when she tries to bury her poop. It has a lot of friction.

Answer to Do you believe President Obama should repeal 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'?

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 09:50:27 -0700

Do you believe President Obama should repeal 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'?

I don't have a personal stake in this debate, but consider what makes the military different from other kinds of life. You put one person in charge of the lives of others, both day and night. You hand him or her a gun, and you instruct 18 and 19 year olds that they must follow his/her...

Answer to We had black beans and rice for dinner. What did you have?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:36:20 -0700

We had black beans and rice for dinner. What did you have?

salmon, rice and peas

Answer to What does your cat say to you?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 12:48:55 -0700

What does your cat say to you?

See for yourself... I recorded him.

Answer to Why do other people hurt animals?! ugh! animals just dont talk! why dont they treat them as another person?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 12:35:57 -0700

Why do other people hurt animals?! ugh! animals just dont talk! why dont they treat them as another person?

You sound like the type of fool who would shoot a wolf that is attacking a rabbit. Oooh the poor rabbit. Except the wolf is an animal too, you forget that. Without being able to kill the rabbit for its dinner, the wolf dies. Yes, death is a part of the natural system of things, even without...

Answer to Do you have casual Friday at work? Would this attire be allowed? (LOL!!)

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 03:53:28 -0700

Do you have casual Friday at work? Would this attire be allowed? (LOL!!)

We have casual Friday but the rule is you can't show any body parts that start with "B" No Booty, Boobs, Butts, etc.

Answer to Where is the best place to hide my weed from my parents?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 03:51:31 -0700

Where is the best place to hide my weed from my parents?

Axe Stash can http://weed-forums.com/diy-forum/232-how-make-axe-stash-can.html

Answer to Hav u eva bin caught masturbating? if so who by?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 03:05:11 -0700

Hav u eva bin caught masturbating? if so who by?

Yes, while I was climbing up the Empire State Building, holding Fay Wray.

Answer to SO, are you a soulja boy?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 02:22:58 -0700

SO, are you a soulja boy?

Like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpocrqvP2Yg Um, nope :D