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How many times have you squashed a fly by clapping your hands together? I can't do it over food because I hold back out of a fear of sending the food flying, but I smash them when they're over an empty table or my keyboard just fine.

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When will the US have a ethincally Indian (Asian) president? When the Jewish Bankers decide they want to put one in office.

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What are the most hours you worked in one day? Why? 42.

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Do you have to be a Charlie Chaplin fan to be able to qualify as the right person to organise a concert to entertain soldiers? Yes.

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I put my computer into hibernate before going to bed, but when I woke up it was on... How is that, what could've made it come on by itself? A demon. Or maybe a shadow person.

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What could have happened to the Garden of Eden if Lady Gaga was the first woman on earth? She would've pleasured herself with one of the branches from the magic tree.

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Should a person be able to commit suicide if there severely depressed? Yes, no and maybe. 1. No suicide should ever be forcibly prevented. If a person is standing on a ledge or jumping in front of a train by all means stop them, not from committing suicide, but from disturbing the peace. 2. Assisted suicide should be available for any adult with no binding commitments(minor dependants, unsecured debt over a certain amount, other things I probably can't think of...

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How do you teach those urban homeless people "how to catch fish so they won't go hungry" prototype of help? You can't, hence why if it ever came to that I'd kill myself rather than wait around to "get used to it".

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How can Mormons add, and follow, Joseph Smith's teachings yet call themselves Christian? The same way Catholics can worship Mary and call themselves Christian.

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Would people on this site have the balls to really talk smack to another person face to face? My guess is NOOOO!!! Are you issuing an open challenge for any AB user to come fight you in real life?

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I want to learn all about angels but not from a christian, muslum or jewish view any help?? http://supernatural.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Wiki

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How come women don't ever express their desire and appeal in men like men do vice versa? They limit it to "girl talk", and don't let you hear it.

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Who does "Tennessee Plates"? / "Tennessee Motor Vehicle Administration"?

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Why do we say that a parolee "is violated" when they fail to comply with parole conditions? Because once they get to jail they'll be violated in the butt. Unless they become the one doing the violating.

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Is Mohammed some how the workings of the devil? Probably.

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Why is God dead? Because he didn't vote for Obama.

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Did Secret Kemalist F. Gulen's Official Terror Gang kill for women in Turkey yesterday? Sounds like something they'd do I guess.

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if there was a zombie apocalypse, what supplies would you have with you, and where would you hide out? Revolver and 1 bullet. Insert in own mouth and pull trigger. Seriously zombie apocalypse or martial law, maybe you can survive for awhile but as for effecting any return to normalcy, not gonna happen, therefore bragging rights on who lasts the longest are worthless.

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What was the forbidden fruit God told Adam and Eve NOT to eat? Magic fruit that made you know stuff.

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Robin Hood called he wants his __________________ Tights back.

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What is the best way to instill Faith in kids? With a whip.

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How do you rate Robert Deniro as an actor ? scale of 1-10 ( 10 = incredible) ? 8, but I think if someone started on his later stuff with no knowledge of him going in they'd rate lower. He kind of turned into a charicature of himself, but alot do.

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What is the most beautiful thing in Christianity? Malachi 2:3.

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How do you rate Sean Penn as an actor? scale of 1-10 ( 10 = incredible) ? He can do alot of roles. 8 or 9.

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If your alone in a elevator/ lift, with a good looking man / woman ,do you speak or say nothing? I'm generally mute in public unless I run into someone I already know previously.

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You have critics? Are you affected by them? How ? why not ? When not? They stink!!

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How do you rate Brad Pitt as an actor? scale of 1- 10 ( 10= incredible) ? Mulder was still Mulder, but Brad Pitt was ACTING4REALZ!!!

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I got a head full of ideas that are ________________ Completely unworkable and not worth the effort of seriously considering.

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How do you rate George Clooney as an actor? scale of 1-10 ( 10 = incredible)? 6 or 7, he hasn't done anything to make me rate him higher or lower that I know of. Brad Pitt on the other hand, if you watch Kalifornia you wouldn't even know it was him so he's a 10 actor.

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Can a relationship between an Aquarian & a Cancerian work? On a zodiac based only level...? No way.

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OHMIGOSH! Like, I totally ate half a slice of pizza today. Will it make me fat and ugly? Please help! Indubitably.

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Like, my ex-boyfriend wants to hook back up but he's a loser. Should I hook up with him? fErshEEER

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OMD! Did Stacey unfriend me on facebook? I totally painted her nails as well! Like, what can I do to pay her back? Shove her into a fountain..........of Wayne.

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OMD! Did Chad just invite me to his sweet 16? Like, what am I going to wear cos I wanna look hot? You do know he's your brother right?

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Why don't they make good music anymore?

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When was the last time you saw a GOTH BlACK person? Don't think I ever have, but I remember a big forum thread about somebody seeing one and getting scared.

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What are you bored of doing? Star Trek Online.

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Have you ever been so angry with someone, you signed them up to different dating websites? No, but that was part of this movie I finally remembered. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362538/

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If someone cheated on you, would you burn all their clothes and credit cards?

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No one is EVER going to take away my ___________? Cheez-Itz.

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Now tell me, why do you feel your mother is to blame for all your life's problems? No, I don't feel she's to blame for all my problems, but considering the fact she wasn't there while I was growing up I figure she does owe me. If she doesn't feel that to be the case, bad things happen to people every day and I hope the wheel of misfortune lands on her.

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If you were to make a Toast to your Favorite teacher what would you say? May your rack stay perky, and may you always be an object of lust, but totally still smart and a good teacher too.

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What can make life worth living? Enough money that you don't have to choose whether to be practical, selfish, or generous.

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Would you be angry if your s/o took off her clothes in public? Not really, considering I can't imagine myself even having a s/o at any point.

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Are you a Hedonist? If not, have you ever considered a Hedonistic lifestyle? I would be, if I had my own place. Unless you mean in a general philosophical sense and not a more literal, get laid all the time way. In that case, yeah. I wake up, play games and get on AB, then go to sleep again.

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Did you go to church, today? I played Star Trek Online.

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Why are people in so much denial? Why go to a night club, or a library, or send your kid to a day care where there was not a policeman? Your wording is really confusing. First you seem to be saying don't go anywhere without a police officer, then you go off on a tangent about a police state.

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"Did you hear me? What I am asking is, did anything I ever said, mean anything to you?" Have you ever asked this? Do you feel "heard"? I used to, but it's easier to just not care.

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you know how people say,"If you don't like America, leave." is that even possible? Where could you go? International waters. You wouldn't live long, and your death would probably be excrutiating, but that would show them.

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Do WHlTE people dance at weddings? Yes, very poorly.

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Don't you just hate it when your prison escape doesn't go according to plan and you get caught? You mean like when you end up in a completely different prison and have to escape that one, then you end up in ANOTHER prison and you keep having to break out with your brother and the same group of inmates until you can finally clear your brother's name and get immunity for yourself and the other inmates(except the one that nobody liked anyway).

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What was the name of that one movie? Actually it was Noise, been trying to remember it for over a month now. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362538/

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Who is the best baseball player you personally have ever seen play in person, not on television? Alex Ochoa. I've only ever been to minor league games.

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In one word describe what you do in your " downtime" ? Answerbag.

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Is there a single person on this website, that like me ( at least somewhat ) does not believe humans are meant to be monogamous? I think monogamy is the best situation for raising children, but I don't believe we all have a universal obligation to have children, or that promiscuity is a bad thing.

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In Russian there is no word for "privacy", in Mandarin there is no word for "yes" nor a word for "no". Do you know of any other examples of a language not containing commonly used words that are present in English? That's because in Soviet Russia, TV watch YOU!!

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Who will throw the first stone? Lady Gaga.

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If rappers(some)rap about "homies before whores" is it true that the statements made reflect the rappers own "downlow" homosexuality?

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What is you favorite meme? http://allyourmedievalbase.ytmnd.com/

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Do you like my hat? :-) haha That's an awesome chapeaux.

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What evidence supports the existence of God? Photographic evidence.

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I was born in 20th April 1995. what am I a aries or a taurus?? :) A Buick LeSabre LS.

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What does the term "Insha'Allah" mean? It means no worries.

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What should you NOT say to Newlyweds? I give it 6 hours.

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What is the meaning of a B.S. degree? It means it's an overpriced piece of paper.

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I am selling ____________on Ebay I guarantee it works? Well kind of :-) A man, with blonde hair and a tan

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How many words can you spell with Firetruck? Friar Tuck?

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It is interesting... Who claims there religion to be The Only True religion? Can you help me create a list of religions who claim absolute authority as the one true religion? All of them.

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Congrats Answer NutBag ! you can insult people with derogatory, abusive remark answers, guess what ?! go f^ck yourself ! Lol, what a douche.

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What's your favorite ancient civilization? Atlantis.

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You want to suck Johnny Depp? Apparently you do.

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the name of Johnny Depp's hair in the film The Rum Diary? the name of Johnny Depp's hair in the film The Rum Diary? Jean Luc Siskirk. Jean Luc Siskirk.

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the name of Johnny Depp's hair in the film The Rum Diary? Waldo Geraldo Faldo.

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Why do Pentecostals wear skirts? Because altar boys can hear a zipper.

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What is the best possible thing that can happen to you right now? Why? Inheriting money. Wouldn't take that much to completely change my perspective on life.

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What do you view as a pretty huge shield that protects you quite well from pain? Why?

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You live in a one race community and a Pole/Turk/Arab/German... move in. How do you treat them? How parochial is your community? Pole, Turk, German? No problem. Arab? It would all depend on how "Muslimy" they were. I don't think I would be too concerned if Jamie Farr, Ralph Nader, Casie Kasem, Siddig El Fadil, or Haifa Wehbe moved in next door, but if I had a neighbor who kept his wife wearing a burqua and walking 2 paces behind him at all times, I'd be wondering why there isn't a law against it.

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Do you care too much about what other people think of you? Why? Not really.

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Anyone taken toprol? My heart was skipping a beat occasionally & doctor put me it. Side effects are tough. Going back to the dr. Advise? I wanna "take" T'Pol.

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What would you do if your best friend told you they don't want to be your friend anymore? I'd be all like aklhfd8iyemwzktgyihvy8kgzjhufgzijuvihjurijg9fjgkp9ixfghkgpfhbt098uj;hgufp89ja8jf89j98ghjr98zhf9uhs9pfg8h9ghluihnuriegho7438y7286yr8uihhnfuhdslnfviunreaho8757y3478y5iuhfndihnvuogreyobfi8waig8otgraufijg9rejvm9rehoan9u8uvrjfijk0mvppritjigfjgijgkdjfgds98euroi4u35483u49ijrtijufihdg,then I'd...

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Is knowledge of God rational? Belief in God may be rationalized, but any claim of actual knowledge would be completely irrational.

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In war what is the most dangerous weapon? High yield ICBMs. Dangerous for both sides if both sides have them.

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Has Atheism or Agnosticism ever been shoved down your throat? If so, how? Not so much shoved as poured through a funnel.

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Has religion ever been shoved down your throat? If so, what religion or which religions... and how? Scientology, with a spoon.

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What kind of God threatens people? The kind depicted in the bible.

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I'm 26, never been married or had any kids. When people find this out, they are shocked and pity me. Is it really that unnatural? Frankly it's a good position to be in. A big life decision like that made too early could be the wrong one, but then you gotta stay together "for the kids" or because you made a commitment(or you could get a divorce, but that's messy too). Make your money, wrap up and sleep around, then when the time comes make a commitment because you've found someone worth committing to.

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Jesus showed he loved us by _______________ ? Convincing his psycho daddy not to genocide us just yet.

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Is eventual Arab/ Israeli peace really an attainable goal? Nope, one or the other would have to cease to exist.

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What if you were a parakeet? I'd be all like OMGI'MAPRAKEETPHEARMYPARAKEETINESS!!!!!!!!!@@3409itgjsjkmblxcszs

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Where are Camp Liberty& Camp Justice? Camp Liberty is up your butt. Camp Justice is around the corner.

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What would you serve Meatloaf if he came to dinner at your place Frank N Furters.

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Which Bible verses are for lonely times ? Malachi 2:3.

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Does God gives you candy if you sin? Probably a lemonball or Life Saver made of Drano.

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Where does the "vision of Guadalope" appear in the Bible? Austin 3:17, "And then Jesus gave Peter a big hat, and sayeth unto him, worship my mother, and diddle altar boys".

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Hugh Jackman: Hot or NOT ? He's the nice one, right? And Russel Crowe is the one who likes hitting people with phones? I vote hot.

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Would you accept Draculla's invitation to his castle on Halloween night?

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Madonna: Still got it, lost it,losing it, who?

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Kim Kardashian Hot or Not ? Pretty girl with a deformity that ruins the rest. So not.

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Could there be something wrong with me if i keep dreaming of katy perry cooking me Pork Chops Only if she forgot the apple sauce.

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At what age can a mother get to sleep without worrying about her kid getting home safely? Any age if she doesn't give a shit about her kids.

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What would you do as a mother if your daughter came home w/hickies on her breast @age 7, and said she liked being touched by a man? Find out who did it, then stone them both to death. The man for lowering the resale value of your property, and the girl for not screaming loud enough. Or force the man to pay you 50 shekels of silver and marry your daughter.

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What would you do if your Auntie posted the ugliest picture of you on Facebook after you tried so hard not to show a picture of yourself? Cut her out of your life and never look back.

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Does the bible say how Adam and Eve died? How did they die? God killed them.

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Would you like to earn your Bible degree? Study ONLINE TODAY!!! So I could get a BS in BS? Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Guys, if a 20 year old woman came up to you and told you she wants to have your baby and she'll even pay you would you do it? No kids for me, thanks but no.

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When the charity you donated to proves to be fraud -will you still get a 'Divine Credit'* or will God say you should have done research? You'd probably be smited on a technicality either way.

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Name something that is beneficial in small amounts but harmful in large amounts? Suicide. A few here and there would be good for society as a whole.

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Will you be sorry for those who, behind the scenes here, create havoc in this site: a disgrace to ABhumanity by their egotistical satanism?

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If God doesn't like what you pray for -what does he do? Zaps you with lightning.

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What would He answer if asked, - "Who are you O lord" ? Your worst nightmare, worm.

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What's a good name for a male german shepherd puppy? Mr. Woof.

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Would you stay away from Greece this summer? I always stay away from grease, but I might rent Grease.

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What's the myth behind women and casual s*x? So in other words all women are whores with the possible exception of certain grandmothers?

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How many guys did Rebecca St. James sleep with before her marriage? 42.

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Do mean racist jerks deserve the same rights and protection as everyone else? Everyone should have rights except Muslims.

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You're meeting Diego Mendez for the first time. Is it racist to say "hola" to him? Or is it being considerate? Just don't greet him in a sombrero, or he'll cut off your pinga and call you a puta vato.

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who is the angel castiel? The greatest angel ever.

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Hillary Clinton called she wants _________________________ To be more like Lady Gaga, in the pantular area.

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Canadian Ladies-Would you marry me so I can become a Canadian citizen? Good luck, considering Canada doesn't exist.

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Why do a$$holes call people d!ckheads?

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If a Catholic becomes Christian, are they still allowed to associate with Catholics at all? More like Marian than Christian.

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I'm chatting with this guy I met on a dating site he seems great! However within an hour of texting he calls me babe what does this mean??? It means he's a serial killer.

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Is Euthanasia really such a bad thing? It depends on if it's forced or available voluntarily. I'd be in favor of anyone who wants to die being given the opportunity to be helped in doing so, not "helped" in the sense of stuck somewhere until they change their mind. Meaning you can request to be euthanased for any or no reason. Extermination by decree, not so much.

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I am catholic. What is the difference between Irish catholic Roman catholic, Orthodox catholic and all the other Catholics? Do Irish catholic believe something the rest don't? Irish Catholics would rather keep a bottle of whiskey under their frock than an altar boy.

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How does one choose being atheist or christian? Flip a coin.

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Apart from pregnant women who smoke, what other types of people deserve a good slap? Any woman who abandons her place as a mother.

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A bully is getting his brains beaten out by a some older kids that are strangers to you, what will you do? Shake my head and walk away thinking "nope, never saw it".

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If we landed on the moon 40 years ago, why does NASA and all other countries or private groups with space flight ability say that in 20 years they will launch a manned lunar mission? Is the moon that boring and meaningless to take a 60 year break? Because it never happened.

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If the Song of the South is so racist, then why is there a ride at Disney World with those characters? Because Disney was a racist?

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How is God's law written in hearts (Jeremiah 31:33)? With a lightsaber pen knife.

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Did you know that Shem is aka Melchizedek? The 4th stooge?

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Is homelessness better than living with your parent? Death is better than being homeless.

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Wasn't Jesus invented as the antidote for god? Sounds right. When they say Jesus saves people, I usually finish that with "from God".

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If you could have your way, would you like to overthrow your government? If I had Jedi powers, and I were the only one who had them, I might fry a few people with lightning, or squeeze a few hearts with my mind, but I'm too lazy and vain for an outright war.

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If a cop pulled you over and said to you " Do you know why i'm stopping you?" what will you say? Because everyone looks black at this hour.

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What would you do if a burglar breaks into your house? Would you throw a chair at the burglar and call the police? Spray them in the face with bug spray and then stab them in the neck repeatedly.

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How many Good people are there in this world ? 42.

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Is it True that Diane von Furstenberg is comming to Dubai? LIKEOMGREALLY???????? Who?

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what if I straggled a cat? Then the cat would be ahead of you.

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The next President of the United States should be Someone who was born here.

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If "Death" shows up at the door, what will you say? "Loved you on Supernatural, hey want me to order some burgers?"

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If you had to sum up God's message to us in a three word sentence, what would it be? Grovel, or else.

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When U got an appointment for a place U R unsure U can easily find, do U drive 2 it THE DAY B4, so U know exactly where it's at? OMG IDK.

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im going on a water sports trip and i don't want to wear just my bikini, what do i wear over the top of my bikini? A burqua.

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How did Jesus pay for people's sins? Did he use a credit card, a check, or did he pull out his Holy Wallet? He bartered with some Klingons for a few cases of blood wine.

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whats your number? c'moooon. c'mon! 42.

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Does anyone know how to deal with Catholics? Tell them to go worship Mary and molest kids.

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Anyone else here feel like Satan/Anti-Christ is starting to panic; knowing his reign is fast drawing to an end? Yeah, that's why he trampled the Constitution to get his vessel elected President of a country he wasn't born in.

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What ever happened to ChelseaLee, she was nice but i never see her any more She moved to Saudi Canadia and got a job flipping burgers. Not cooking them, just flipping them.

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Who are those people with the long sideburns? These guys?

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Why would an attractive woman eat several cheeses? Cheesus said if you don't eat his flesh and drink his blood you can't live forever. Not sure about the blood, maybe he was one of those French cheeses with the maggots in it.

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Who is Mohammed ? A marauding pedophile who heard voices in his head.

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Why would you think Romney would do well engaging/negotiating with the Heads of Foreign Governments? When did a Governor ever do that? He could probably see Mexico from his roof, if he had a telescope installed.

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Do you trim or shave your underground parts? I trim my septic tank, but I let my electrical wires get hairy.

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What happens if you watch "The Dark Crystal" 50 times in a row? You turn into Satan.

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Did you ever rock out to Michael Bolton Yep.

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Who run the world? Jewish Bankers.

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Have you ever Inappropriately touched a department store mannequin Thought about doing it once, then it moved and I realized it wasn't a mannequin.

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What would YOU do if a really hot lady who happens to be an exotic dancer, moved right next door to you? Buy a gun. Not because of her, but because of the crowd she's likely to bring around. And be sure not to do her even the smallest favor, or even acknowledge her existence, so she can never feel that she "owns" me.

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How are you preparing for end times? Psyching myself up to squeeze every last bit of living out of life before it's time to blow my brains out.

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I'm 50 and I'm still a virgin.How should I kill myself? OD on Viagra, or screw yourself to death at a brothel.

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Octomom seems to be having problems taking care of all of her kids...Suggestions for her? Why doesn't CPC take those kids away?

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What is the meaning to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 37.

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True or false? Obama resembles Frank Marshall Davis much more than he resembles Barack Obama Sr. That would mean he was born in Hawaii.

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According to you who are the top 5 wrestlers of all time? Here's my list: 1. Ultimate Warrior 2. Brock Lesnar 3. Bret Hart 4. Andre the Giant 5. John Cena Lol, Cena sucks. 1. The Rock 2. Stone Cold Steve Austin 3. Undertaker 4. Shawn Michaels 5. Macho Man Randy Savage

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New question did Jesus have an aura ? and I wonder what colour it would have been? Mauve.

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How big of a bookaholic are you? Why? I can't hold my bookahol like I used to.

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Would you hit that? Probably.

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Whose name(s) do you like chanting? Why? Satan.

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Can anyone explain the theory of Q (or Que) as it related to the sayings of Jesus. Does anyone believe it really existed or is it just an abstract idea? It means Jesus was a member of the continuum.

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WWJD? Kick more than 280,000 kids off school lunches or give millionaires a tax break? He'd take 144,000 of those kids to Heaven, and send the rest along with the millionaires to Hell to burn forever.

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Is Jesus really coming back? Did you receive a message? He just texted me. "brb, lol, j/k :P"

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Do you love Mexican girls? They're hot before they pop out 12 kids, and of course at that point they're not legal, so if by love you mean beam good vibrations at them with my mind, sure, but not the act of love, hell no.

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Who do you enjoy praising? Satan.

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Have you ever fell in love with your teacher? Male or female? No, but I wanted to poke one real bad.

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How do you feel about a couple of drunk teens NOT being punished for blowing the face off a German shepard? Proving that just because all of Africa is a shit hole, doesn't mean all shit holes are part of Africa. Those kids should have done to them exactly what they did to that dog.

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Should illegal immigrants be allowed to remain in the US? No, and there should be a minefield and machine gun nests along the Mexican border.

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Why isn't euthanasia legal Youth in Asia are legal as long as they're boys.

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My 4 year old daughter will not stop saying the "F" word. She even changed the words Twinkle Twinkle to F**K, F**K. The song now goes like this; F**K, F**K, F**K, F**K little star how I wonder where you are. She loves hot sauce and soap. What do I do? Tie her upside down by the ankles and use her as a speed bag, while singing her remix. Try to keep your punches on beat.

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What does this sign mean to you? Butt overload, to smack or not to smack?

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How do you reciprocate your pet's unconditional love? By telling it that if it doesn't love me enough, it's going in the oven.

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What do you think of my new special occasion boots? Quite British, quite British indeed.

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If a situation arises that you have to kill your mother to save your child what would you do? Lol, if I had a child, and my mother was a threat to it, I'd kill her with no more hesitation than I would a random loony, and possibly a bit more eagerness.

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If you meet fame chubby singer in bar, what do you give her the drink? Queen Latifah?

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Why do Christians dislike Catholic people? Because they worship Mary and diddle altar boys.

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Will you answer a question 4 me 41.

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Why am i a stupid girl ?

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What is one fun thing without taking your clothes off? Playing video games. But it's even more fun if you do.

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Is it wrong to ask my coach to put someone else in for me if they deserved it more? Maybe the coach wanted you to get back the minutes you missed the previous day so you wouldn't get out of practice.

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What will be your reaction if the U.S flag was changed to the E.U flag and europe and america become totally united? Probably suicide.

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Vulcan death grip vs. Force choking? Vulcan force death grip.

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Pa, Dad, Daddy, or Father? Pa Diddy.

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Optimus Prime vs AT-AT? Optimus would probably saddle up and use it as a mount.

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post a pic of yourself ? 42.

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How come demons always refer to we believer's in Jesus Christ, as children? Why? Same reason slave owners called their slaves "boy", it's meant to take you down a notch or more.

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Do you think you have what it takes? In theory, sure. In application, not so much.

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Men: Cleavage in public: I'm not against flirtation or casual sex, but on a train or walking down the street there's no reason to torment the married/unattractive/socially awkward/unemployed/underemployed/religious dudes who either can't or won't be getting the chance to motorboat it.

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Do You Believe President Obama is being Adequately Protected? No President is gonna die unless the REAL government deems it necessary, like they did with JFK.

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Why do people believe that 9/11 was an inside job? Isn't that dumb? The blast points were too accurate for sand people.

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If I could wipe off one musical group from the face of the planet it would be? The Beatles, because they're overrated and they suck so they had to sell their souls to be famous.

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Anyone find it ironic that Mississippi is the most religious state, but is the state with the highest teen pregnacy rate? While Because abstinence only doesn't work.

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Satan worshippers: Do you worship a particular christian sect's satan or is there another religion's satanic deity you worship? Got to love Satan.

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BOOOOO YAAAHHHH! All up in your face! How you like that? BAM! Time to kick it up another notch.

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Do you consider the book of Job a gratuitous horror story?

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Does God give love a bad name? Yep.

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Does anyone have any unique. Legit. Ginger facts. She wasn't as hot as Mary Anne.

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If you can make up any soda name what would it be and what would be the flavor of it? Fizzy Pop's Grape Blast, with a new mascot, the Grapist.

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ANYTHING can turn into a viral Internet Meme if you do it right. For example: How would I turn my little sister's feet into a big meme? Put shoe on head.

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why does my virgina get so wet i mean it gets so wet sometimes, it runs down my legs . Maybe try taking your finger out of it sometimes?

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where is the Fountain of Youth ? Jesus' jugular.

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Native American communities in this country are among the most impoverished in North America. Isn't action long overdue? Deport all white, black, Asian, and Middle Eastern people. If whatever country their ancestry can be traced to won't have them, let them dehydrate in international waters.

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What's the name of that TV show where that guy kills that guy? 24.

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Has your church replaced The Holy Bible with "The Sacred Book of God The Past, The Present and The Future"? yet? Mine has.

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Can you pin point the moment you messed up your life? Or was it a series of poor decisions? Series of bad decisions, nothing to do about it now. At least it's still livable right now.

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What is the reason behind God's silence? He's a dick.

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Whats the last thing you bought tickets for? Lottery.

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Ladies....how long are your legs? 42.

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What prophetic words of Isaiah chapter 53 found fulfillment in Jesus? None of them.

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How many time a day should I feed a kitten? 42.

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How many places in a body can you shoot someone without killing him/her? Why didn't Zimmerman go for a leg or arm? Why shoot to kill? Why? Center mass is always the right target, especially considering that the thug Trayvon Martin was on top of him throwing punches. Imagine someone on top of you, now point where their knee would be. Not much more than an inch away from your own stomach, hm?

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Is there any way I can stop paying child support since I don't see the child? Splattering your brains on the wall might work.

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What do you think of people who make comments that a woman deserved or even brought it upon herself to get raped,based on her behavior/dress They must be Muslims, or really fundamentalist Christians.

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What do you think about a girl dressing up as a superhero and going on night missions to kill rapists ? But I think if a police officer tells her not to kill a rapist she should comply. Vigilantes should fill in the gaps the justice system misses, not try to replace it.

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Who killed Biggie and Tupac? Jesus.

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Why is P. Manning moving to the broncos and Tebow is going to New York He's going there to condemn and judge people in New York.

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Would you dance like this? Probably not.

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Every employee of the United Nations has diplomatic immunity. With D.I., is there ANY crime that they could be arrested for? They've gotten away with rape and murder in 3rd world countries, but would it fly if one went on a murder spree in New York City? It's just been revoked.

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How did Republicans scare off women right before the 2012 presidential election? By having Bob Dole down a tub of Viagra and come charging at them naked.

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there are french exchange students visiting my school and i am trying to set a good impression but the kids at my school(read description) Those damn kids and their description reading. There oughta be a law.

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Men, would you date or marry a poor or economiclaly struggling woman? I'd never marry anyone, and even though I'm theoretically not opposed to dating it's not in the realm of consideration.

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هل ستتزوجينني إذا كنت تدفع 50 دولارا

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Why do men hate women on social security & won't date them? Because they're over 65?

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Will you see the 3D Katy Perry movie? Will she be giving naked lap dances to people who watch it?

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why do people think its ok for 16 year olds to date 30 + year olds ? They're Muslim?

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When are non-Muslims going to start pronouncing "Muslim" Correctly? You mean phonetically, like tair-or-rist?

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Why won't you stop being lazy and find me the Monster Manual 1982 edition? http://nwn.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

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Who would be a Paladin in D&D? I mean, COME ON. I'd be a half-orc 16fighter/4 barb, then put a bunch of use per day spells on various items. Either that or a rogue/wizard with a bunch of divine power wands and high UMD skill.

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any good troll knowledge? Some of it's pretty obvious.

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Men, would u marry a woman who lives with her cousins, friends or parents & these ppl cannot move away? I would never marry anyone, regardless of her or my situation.

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I know everyone can do what they want, but for the most part, are long fake nails a "no no" for girls these days? http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xfgfb8_corn-chip-nail-tip_fun

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can you show me pictures of cute kittens? Kittens and Canadians are myths and theories, with no scientific basis.

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When they kick at your front door how you gonna come, with your hands on your head or on the trigger of your gun? My hands will be near my head, but also on the trigger of my gun. As far as coming, they can come scrape me off the wall if they want.

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Is 9:6 clearly tells us that Jesus is the Father of eternity, or creator of it. Comments please. Then how come nobody ever called him Immanuel.

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How many times does the average woman get pregnant with no birth control? 42.

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If you squirt whipped cream in someonez ear are you libel for murder? If you try to pin it on someone else you could be murdered for libel.

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So what happened to Obama's Nixon Like Enemies list he was compiling on the White House Website? What does that say about Obama's Character and what he is capable of doing? They all got liquidated.

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What should be done in the U.S.A. to try to end the homeless problem? 1. Legalize assisted suicide. I'm not saying homeless people should be rounded up and put down, but I know I'd rather be dead than homeless and I can't be the only one. By allowing those that are too weak willed, or too far in the muck to benefit from help, to end their own misery, you free up resources for the ones that are victims of circumstance and only need a hand up not a hand out. 2....

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Does God approve of those who worship Him in fancy palaces? Does spending all that money on things, not people, glorify Him? How? Yeah, they better go crawl into the sewers and start smearing themselves in feces like THE GOOD LORD INTENDED.

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What if you were God? I'd float around knocking up virgin chicks so I can have my son's die and then watch people debate whether they were really my son's or if they were actually me.

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How much do you drink on average per week? 42.

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Who would be legally liable if your dog got caught in Sailor Jupiter's flux charge and died? Mormons.

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When is Satan`s birthday? I want to get him a cake and a card 6/6/66

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How would a great guy like me go about winning the love of Tori Amos? I would consider kidnapping, but I have already done time for that. Use neg theory and keep calling her Tori Wilson, Tori Spelling, etc.

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Is it true that Sicilians are dark haired/dark skined as compaired to Northern Italians because they were invaded by the Moors (arabs) that changed their bloodline? That would explain why rappers name themselves after mobsters.

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Whose life have you touched recently?

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What, in your opinion, does good Sci-Fi contain? Why? Green hookers, giant robots, and blue haired schoolgirls with ridiculously large eyes and chests.

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are gingers going extinct?why dont we have gingers have babies with other gingers to make more gingers?Do gingers mind being called gingers? They don't have souls.

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What needs to be invented in order to bring Arab Spring-style regime changes to North Korea? A Death Star.

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I want to go sit alone by the river. Do you think this is safe for a girl or a woman? I just want to think... Depends on if any motivational speakers happen to be living in a van down by said river.

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Have you beat yourself up enough already? One time I punched myself in the side of the head so hard there was swelling, no discoloration though.

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Are you using Sony VAIO? Nope.

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Do you like me in this picture? You kind of look like Benito Martinez.

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Am I a great artist? Don't you love my drawing?

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Has anyone ever seen any actual evidence to support the existence of Canadians? I found some evidence.

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Good golly miss molly/gadzooks/oy vey! Give it a rest! Yet another 'person' says Obama's birth certificate is bogus? Really? Desperation? I found the real birth certificate. Look, it's even in red white and blue.

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Help! name some immidiate and long term effects of the Harlem Renaissance!!!!

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Why is the Apocrypha not included in the Bible? The same reason the exclamification mark isn't.

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How old do you think a person should be to dye some purple highlights into her hair? My Mom says like 15 or 16. What do you think? Depends on how quickly you want to be served.

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what are some of the most common STD's? Gotta catch 'em all.

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Are you wild about widgets and feeders? .. Yep.

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Do you feel that you understand God? Why or why not? God is more inscrutable than any Asian, and incomprehensibly savage and vicious.

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Why do you always listen to The Human League late at night? Because it keeps me feeling fascination.

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Will Kirstie Alley appear as a fat Vulcan in the next Star Trek movie? I'm waiting for Kim Catrall and Jolene Blalock to get fat, proving that hot chicks who play vulcans get fat.

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Is your god a vengeful god? He's a psycho.

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He doesn't look a thing like Jesus _____________________ But he wears a trench coat.

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have any good memes of ridiculously photogenic guy? This.

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What is the first thing that comes to mind when i say "The Beatles"? No talent, sold souls to Devil for fame and fortune.

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do u own a gun ? 42.

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Which of the seven dwarves would make the best president? Either Muslimy or Kenyany.

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If God isn't real, then how come alcoholics get better when they do the 12 step program? Placebo effect, group support. If it were really a miracle their brains would be rewired so they could drink in moderation.

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Bill Cosby says "when you carry a gun you mean to kill someone". Do you and do you? When you carry a gun, you have the means to kill someone, which you never miss until you need it and at that point it's too late.

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Say you have the opportunity to interview Al Pacino or Robert De Niro? Who do you pick and why? Pacino, and I really don't know what I'd ask.

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what is the best tv series of all time?

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From a linguistic standpoint, why is it so difficult for Americans to impersonate other accents(british) compared to those impersonating us? Really? Are you talking about a Texas accent? Because I can only think of Hugh Laurie and Peter Sellers as Brits who can do the "basic" American accent.

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What does your stereotypical mailman look like? She can explain it better than me.

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Would you rather be a knight, a samurai, or a ninja? 16barb/4fighter half-orc.

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It's reported that the Obama people are searching hard for a good campaign slogan. Any suggestions? Might as well vote for him, it's not like he's leaving office anyway.

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What is the most Gentle Breed of dog? Beagle.

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Why do some people on AB use male terms (guy, fellow, dude, etc.) to address women? When did that become ordinary everyday practice? There's no girls on the internets, Al Gore won't allow it.

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Do you ever walk the streets at night wearing a cape Yep.

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What do you guys think? Should California repeal the death penalty? They should expediate their executions.

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I've never met a REAL Mitt Romney Fan. HAVE YOU? I kind of like the name. He could nickname himself oven, catcher, Mitt the Mitten. That's all I got.

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What singer had you at the first note? Avril Lavigne.

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What kind of hairstyle would go well with bigger hoop earrings? Try this one. They'll all be like "OHNOYOUDI'N'T".

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What reasons would @haveaniceday have to be wanting 43 billion dollars? So I can build a Weather Dominator.

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Who is the "real" you, anyway...? Worf.

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Who would love to have a BOOTS party with our very own Bootsiebaby? If you came to such a party, which boots would you wear and show off? I got some brown Kenneth Cole boots but the sole got cut somehow so I don't wear them.

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Do strange men with scary eyes ever stare at you All the time.

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Why do handicapped people always drive like they're competing in the Indy 500?

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Did you ever punch yourself? Only when my character dies a ridiculous bug related death.

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would you torment a person who's name was Hitler in today's world? Not so much torment, but if they happened to be walking towards an oven and my foot was in the wrong place and then I got tired and decided to lean against the oven door..........

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Why did you not take the Duchess to London? Duchess? Wow, I totally misunderstood what you wanted.

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Is a 100 year trip possible to the Centarii threesome starting about 2060? You want to have a threesome with some centaurs?

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How often do you answer questions that have nothing to do with you? 42.

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Will you drive a hundred miles to listen to a Tim Tebow sermon? Nope.

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Is there a special nickname you have for your s/o Big ole' Booty Bertha Ghetto Hoe Extrodanairre Esquire Incorporated The Thirty Second, Jr.

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"Can you do me a favor"! Is this a one-man crusade against the internet? Just lazy feet people who aren't nice.

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Do lefties have an advantage in sports? Yes, because most of the team owners are liberals too.

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When your vehicle is pulled over by a police officer and they ask you "Do you know why I pulled you over?" what is the best response? "Because I'm black", or if not black "because you thought I was black".

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Which is the correct term, Moslems or Muslims? Terrorists.

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Why you smell bad? Me orc, me smell like orc.

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Is this fat? How much do I look like I weigh? 500 lbs.

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Can you do me a favor please and go outside tomorrow? Only if you provide me with the following: a list of Super Nintendo games from 1991 a playlist of country music from 2000 a lifetime supply of Slim Jims, and instructions on how to snap into one

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What is the meaning of life? To say 42 alot.

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If Google offered you $1000 to install a sensor in your body that tracks every place you go and everything you buy, would you do it? $1000 one time? No. $1000 monthly stipend? I'd have to think about it.

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When children pick on another child, some people think that adults should intervene; others think that they shouldn't. What do you think? I think sometimes kids should be encouraged to fight, and trust that most of them will outgrow it as adults. Those that don't get a grip on it are worthless to society and should be disposed of.

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Why does the moon appear white? Because that's what The Man wants you to see it as.

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Has it ever occurred to you how silly it would be to spend ANY time "worshiping" any supernatural absentee being? Yep.

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Why are so many holograms such arrogant, pompous, emotionally weird, stuck-up megalomaniacs? Because it's part of their religion?

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It's Easter! How many of you sang: "Jesus Christ Is Risen Today" in church? I sang this.

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Happy Holy Zombie Day everyone! With BRAINS!!!!

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What happened to Alan Thicke? / Wow, totally forgot about him.

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The best looking Race? In your opinion? Lebanese chicks are hottest.

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Is the reason a shooter stops shooting is that someone is coming.. with a gun? Makes sense.

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What should be the minimum amount of education that someone is required to have before he/she can become a police officer? Why? They should at least be able to identify color, otherwise they might plant drugs on the wrong person.

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Is the problem with random shootings is not the one gun the shooter has but not enough of them to shoot back? I think so. Notice they always seem to happen in "gun free zones".

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Borga borga borga borga? Seven of Borgnine.

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Can you ride a Motorcycle I don't know, or plan to find out.

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How much money could i make if i sell my brain on eBAY Depends if you throw in your soul at no extra charge.

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What have you found that you can only find in Christ? The letters h, r, and i in that order.

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Whatever happened to the guy that "has to make the doughnuts"? He didn't make the donuts, so God is currently burning him alive and has no plans to stop ever.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY? Nope.

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Why is it that whenever you are speaking in love and NOT attacking someone, they start screaming at you and attacking YOU for no reason? What exactly were you saying and in what context?

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How many hit points does Moses have? 1d8 per level, plus a constitution modifier of 1.

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Samantha vs. Jeanie? Samantha from Sex & The City.

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Did someone ever think about it? Never.

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What is the meaning of Jesus' words at Matthew 26:63,64 "You yourself said it"? He was obfuscating. "Your words, not mine".

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Was it just for God to let Satan torment Job (have his animals stolen, kill his servants and children, give him boils, etc.) just to answer his challenge that the poor guy would curse God if his life sucked? Why would God need to prove anything to Satan? Smite makes right.

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Does anyone know what Jay-z, Kayne West, Beyonce & Lady GaGa have in common? They all worship Satan, and they all have male genitalia.

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Representatives are meant to represent _____________________ . up in dis beeyotch.

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Choo Choo Twain?

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How do I make an ISO work on the PCSX2? I never got that to work, so I'd like to know too. I managed to run Front Mission 4, but it was unplayable slow.

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I would like to start an organization that distributes free ______________ to those who need them. Lolcats posters.

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my computer wont let me open any program, not even notepad or task manager. That thing's got the quickest virus scans I've ever seen. Seriously, goes over 100GB worth of files in like 30 seconds.

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What is a good job for a teen 16-18 now a days? Hooker, or crackwhore if you're really talented.

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Did Jesus ever claimed to be YHWH/ JEHOVAH? Who resurrected Jesus from death, and who elevated Him? "Behold Israel, the Lord thy God is actually 3 identical Gods who never disagree with each other on anything".

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He is risen? Yeah, he used to be a zombie, then he was a biker, now he's sort of a zombie again.

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Is it possible to get a STD from eating KFC STD, KFC, MOUSE.

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Why don't you just take anything you want?

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Are the rings around Saturn made up out of billions of dead holograms? Yeah.

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Why are you listening to non-english songs? This.

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After players reach World of Warcraft’s level cap, what keeps them playing the game? Cybersex.

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What is the current level ceiling on World of Warcraft? 42.

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You can't keyster Easter but you can___________? Give it to Thanksgiving.

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If Jesus and Mohammed were both prophets of God,why are the Muslim and Christian religions so different ? Maybe God just wanted people to have something to fight about.

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How old are you when you are middle aged, my big sis at 42 refuses to fall in that bracket? 42.

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Have you ever opened a tin of baked beans and out popped an alien which sucked your brains out? Not beans, but tuna.

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For those of you who grew up in the 80's, who was your favorite G. I. Joe character? Did you also like the COBRA characters better than the Joes? Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow, Flint(one of the worst voice changes from original to (suck a)Dic), Wild Bill, Roadblock, Lady Jaye(the other worst voice change), Shipwreck.

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does anybody love my shorts as much as i do? have a look at my pic. Those are ridiculous, one wrong step by the wearer or anyone near them would send her toppling over. Knee length might be a fashion statement, that's a disaster waiting to happen.

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Who wants to welcome the return of AB member Have A Nice Day? Hey thanks, I didn't even know this category existed:P

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What was the name of that movie where the chick had a crazy neighbor, but then the neighbor was normal, then she killed the neighbor, but Think it had a one word title.

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Name a woman that you respect and admire?

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Some rolls? http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

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Do you think God knew that Job would be loyal to Him? Why did He allow Satan to devistate Job then? Because he's a dick.

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What's your favorite gospel song? Lyrics appreciated!

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How much is that doggy in the window? 42.

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I was asked by a photographer to be a model in their photoshoot, what should I wear?? Either nothing, or what they provide.

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Are U everything U pretend 2 be If by me you mean Lady Gaga, and by everything I pretend to be you mean possessing of both genders, then yes.

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Men scratch or grab their package in public all the time why? Do you ever see women doing this? Thoughts?

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Saints coach Greg Williams caught on tape urging players to injure 49ers players. How should they be punished? They should tie him to the radiator and grape him.

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Opening Day is here! Who's your team, and does hope spring eternal for them? I don't think Jesus (Flores) will be coming back (to the Nationals) in 2012.

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So my college without warning.... For some reason this seems appropriate.

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Did you find your thrill on Blueberry Hill? Wrong hill.

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"have a nice day," thank you for liking all my comments. Sure thing.

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How many years have you taken karate? 42.

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Do you need to do some push-ups? I used to do 50 before I left the house. Now I don't leave the house, so meh.

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If the D&D gods were real, would they be mad at Christians for worshipping Jesus and/or God and/or The Trinity? And then I found this lol. http://faithfamilyjesus.com/churchprofile.php?ChurchID=219941

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Why are guys intimidated by me? Because you speak Japanese.

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Do you put your Preacher up in a fancy home and new cars? Always.

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Did jesus say he is not here for the righteous but the sinners ? Jesus said alot of stuff.

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Have you noticed anything strange? Yep.

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Where is the most dangerous place in Canada to live? The part Sarah Palin can see.

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Is a personal relationship with Christ discouraged as false doctrine by Mormons?

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Have you read the manual?

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Will you post a photo that you feel objectifies women? What makes you think she is objectified? This.

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America was really very safe from terrorism before george w bush? Inside job.

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What legal things can you do in the U.S. as a citizen, but will get arrested for when traveling abroad? If you're a woman, drive, vote, leave the house unescorted.

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Just got my 34th tattoo. Opinions please. Photo below Looks like it says "Answers. No answers yet. Be the First!" And no offense, but damn you're pale.

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Christians: Did you know the God "Zeus" was another disguise & representation of Satan? In other words, your myth wasn't the only one that really happened?

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Iws there anyone here who NEVER bought a high chair for their child? My mother. She's pretty much worthless.

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Christmas is celebrated because it is the birthday of Jesus Christ. So, what gift are you going to give the "birthday boy"? A T-shirt that say I Luv Satan.

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Do you think priests represent God? Sure, God molests kids THROUGH them.

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I'm looking to go into the practice of Wicca. Anyone know a great site for beginners? Don't do it, Jesus will put you on his to-rape list.

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Do you like Nickelback? They're better than The Beatles.

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post a photo please...any one will do. Ok.

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What are the characteristics of Allah (the god of the Koran)? What is Allah like? He likes to torture people.

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Do you know any USMC? This one is interesting. A Vietnam veteran. This is the kind of gibberish I'd expect from that professor dude.

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Do you think it's strange that a sheep I had never met before let me cuddle it? :D

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Regardless of what you think about Occupy Wall Street, isn't it good to remind the government that we will rebel if we have to? Pretty ineffective rebellion, the South put up a better show.

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should I be playing video games at 2:40am I usually do.

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What does it say about cultures where husbands can hit wives if their wives cheat on them? That they really take their bible or koran very seriously.

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What kind of house plants do black people like? Is there a particular variety that they gravitate toward as a racial group? Hmm, they're usually green and sticky with 7 leaves.

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Have you ever seen an angel with a machine gun? http://www.thebricktestament.com/revelation/armageddon/rv19_14.html

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If you were warned to stay "mum" around bigoted relatives during holidays would you choose NOT to attend rather than listen to horsepucky? Are you serious? They can be as racist as they want if they've got the dough to get Horsepucky to play at a family Christmas gathering.

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Is it natural for a perfectly straight man,like myself,to become aroused when they see a picture of David Beckham without a shirt on David Beckham? Nope. Hayden Christensen? Sure why not.

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Whisky makes you frisky, gin makes you sin, brandy makes you randy. What does rum make you do? Cum in someone's bum.

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What would you do if you saw animal abuse happening right in front of you?

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After several failture, i lose my heart! How to find my confidence? Strangle a few hookers.

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By what age is it that if you aren't a rock star by, you never will be? 42

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Does Victoria's Secret sell any men's items? The catalog?

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Why can't we have normal first names for politicians? You mean like Shaniqua?

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Did you know witches have prayer beads called rosarys? So do guys from El Salvador, it shows what gang they're in.

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How low does your I.Q. have to be to consistently use "Your Mom" as an answer? 42.

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My dad wants to marry a hooker from Haiti. How do I tell him it's a bad idea without being racist? Better than marrying one from Ghana, they've got Ghanarrea.

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Is it possible God was Black? If God is black, and we're all his children, maybe that explains why we can't see him.

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If you started reading the book of morman ecasue you wish to convert later in life due to marriege/personal reasons, it that good? What is the book of morman ecasue?

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Did Hillary spank Monica? Probably.

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IS HOMEFRONT STARTING? Yes, every video game always comes true.

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Who is Ozzy Osbourne's real father? Satan.

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Kim Jong IL is dead at 69 what is your thought? Kim Jong? The guy from Illinois? Say it ain't so.

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I consider cool girl that has been mistreated and Putin down am trying to wonder why? if am too nice and respectful towards them. At least in Soviet Russia President was actually born in Soviet Russia.

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What movie should i watch? Tropic Thunder.

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Why do some AB users claim to be "joking" as an excuse for rudeness? Because Ur MOM!!!! Joking.

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I'm a gay person, but I hide it in my society who thinks being gay is wrong. But I found my first love, someone very close to me. His name is Cameron. Sometimes I pray that he may be gay too, and like me. But I'm scared that he is str8 and will hate me. Kirk Cameron???? Go to the tabloids dude, you're sitting on a gold mine.

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Christians: if you make it into Yahweh's kingdom, what kind of career or work would you do there? Supposedly everyone there will be some kind of "assistant" or yes man/woman, similar to Mr. Smithers from The Simpsons.

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Why did it take so long to acknowledge marital rape as a crime? Blame the bible.

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What to do with a cyberbully? Send them a debilitating virus.

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Atheist: Are you aware Christ spoke of air travel long before the Wright brothers invented the airplane? He meant they should pray to become angels, who have wings.

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Excuse me, but what exactly is Ivan The TerraBus? A Russian cartoon character who teaches kids about protecting the planet.

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What is the gossip, and the truth, about what Tara Reid is up to? I heard she's a skank.

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What is the condition called where someone cannot recognize metaphors or figures of speech? Douchus baggus.

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what do you think of a bus driver throwing a man off the bus because he was wearing a sweater with a small hood that didn't cover his face? I'm thinking there must be more to this story.

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Life is a dream, do you agree?

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What if a family member like your mother said to you one day that she was molested by a family member how would you recieve this news? If it were my mother I'd laugh, comment that it serves her right, and then ask what she's telling me for.

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How do you cope with a narcissist in your life --- mate, boss, friend, family-member? Tell them to quit hogging the mirror.

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What does it mean when a girl pokes you on facebook? (I don't know her, I never poked her, and she's one of the 'gorgeous' ones) It means she wants you to poke her in real life.

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How many times has the FBI initiated a fake terrorist plot, conned people into going along, then "discovered" it at the last minute? Except for that one time they let it go.

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Is it just me or is this website Anti-Christ? This site is Barack Obama? How does that work exactly, does he have a hard drive in his brain like Shadowrun or something? If so, that's kind of awesome.

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Is it better to punish a girl with the strap for stealing from her stepmother than for her to go to prison? Yo, why you gonna pull out yo strap on yo own daughter? Just a little slappin', ain't no need fo cappin'?

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Do you like Arizona?

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Why is fornication considered as immoral as murder and rape by religions? Duplicate.

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Why is fornication considered as immoral as murder and rape by religions? Because God is the NFL(No Fun Lord).

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Guys, if you're sweet and sensitive, is that something you admit to a girl right away, or do you keep it hidden for awhile? That goes under "surprise for later" rather than something you open with.

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Should the frat boys that created a "who would you rape" survey for their brothers to take online be punished? Why or why not? They should be raped.

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Does the world's first Arab woman Nobel Prize winner wear mascara? Maybe under her burqua.

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Anyone watch WWF wrestling (now WWE)? No, but I play Smackdown Vs. Raw 2011 on 360.

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Christians: Do you find the image of Mary holding a positive pregnancy test offensive? Lol, I find it hilarious.

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I saw you dancing by yourself, are you stoopid?

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Christians:did you know that we are falsely calling ourselves 'Christians'? Yes, there are no real Christians today. A real Christian church would be full of telekinetic(Matt. 21:21) Drano drinking, snake handling(Mark 16:18), hook handed, eyepatch wearing(Matt 18:9), water walking necromancers(John 14:12).

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Are elves perceived as devilish by Catholic Christians? Anything not in the bible must be Satanic.

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A Court upholds a U.S. School's Right to Ban wearing the American Flag Shirt on Cinco de Mayo. Is this unamerican to limit free speach? They should ban the Cinco De Mayo celebration too. In fact, I think flying a foreign flag on US soil should be treated as an act of war, or to be technical terrorism if there's little likelihood of the perpetrator being sponsored by their country of origin's government.

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Are there any Justin Bieber-like singers in the UK, France, or Germany about whom we in the US is blissfully unaware? If there are, let's keep it that way.

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Estero High School varsity cheerleading coach,was fired unexpectedly last month because of her job at HOOTERS. Should she get her job back? Lol, she's the damn cheerleading coach it's not like she's teaching women's studies. Most of those girls will probably be her future co-workers/replacement.

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Is it fair to call Brigitte Gabriel a bigot for her stance on Muslims? Seeing as how she was born and raised in the Middle East, where she could have just as easily succumbed to the "join us or die" mentality and become one of those "oh I'm not oppressed just because my husband would chop my head off if I left the house without my burqua, in fact I'm more liberated than a Western woman" types, considering that she knows firsthand what she's talking about, I'd say...

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A man is vowing to continue his do-it-yourself sperm donor operation despite an order to “cease manufacturing,”. Should be be allowed to? Gotta agree, although it should have been worded in such a way as to leave the possibility, however remote, for him to get "up to code" and continue his business.

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Im freaking out its almost 2012 and my friend wants me to kill my sef with him on new years eve! should i do it? what should i do? Hmm, don't. Even if the world does end, that would pretty much take care of the whole dieing thing, and if it didn't you'd miss out on the rest of your life.

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Is she ugly pictures http://s1136.photobucket.com/albums/n486/srene199/ you can either comment or poll http://s1136.photobucket.com/albums/n486/srene199/?action=view&current=img3541.jpg http://s1136.photobucket.com/albums/n486/srene199/?action=view&current=img3531.jpg http://s1136.photobucket.com/albums/n486/srene199/?action=view&current=img3482.jpg http://s1136.photobucket.com/albums/n486/srene199/?action=view&current=img3821.jpg http://s1136.photobucket.com/albums/n486/srene199/?action=view&current=103_1071.jpg Wth, which one?

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Do all guys like spanking girls? Was probably the stain.

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Would you rather trust a catholic nun or snoop dogg? Nun with my wallet, Snoop with my kids.

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How and why did the Mexican War happen? It all started when Jim Bowie tried to find work mowing the White House lawn for a dime a day, but he found out that they were paying a bunch of illegal immigrants a nickel a day.

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There are many religions all claiming to be true,but i feel the Mormon religion is correct and true..could this be because i grew up mormon? The Mormon portrayal of God, a guy who lets you have your own planet, seems alot cooler than the biblical "rules for the sake of rules, do as I say or burn" authoritarian of the bible.

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If you could have your own theme music, what song would it be?

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Do you think the present penal system works? What thoughts do you offer as a better more constructive/humanistic way of dealing with crime? Focus more on vocational training so they don't go back to a life of crime when they get out, and abolish the life sentence. Those deemed unfit to ever return to society should be buried the same day said judgement is made.

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Why was the outcome of the Mexican-American War so lopsided? Because Davey Crocket's coon skin cap was dipped in THE BLOOD OF JESUS!!!!

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If there was a referendum to nullify the right of the Scientology organization to call itself a church how would you vote? I say remove tax exempt status for ALL churches, but if pastors want to operate charities on the side let those be tax exempt and audit the fuck out of them to make sure they're actually doing what they say they will. If not throw them in jail for fraud, and not minimum security club feds, put them where the raping happens.

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Why do a lot of people claim boys are easier to raise than girls? Because eventually, if taught right, boys can protect themselves. Girls on the other hand, barring extreme exceptions(see; Jonie Laurer), always need protection.

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Should we let convicts decide their own punishment? Read description before replying. Huh? I would support the right of a convicted felon to expediate their own death sentence, even so far as requesting it be done the same day if they so desire, or being able to waive their right to life if sentenced to life in prison. It sounds ridiculous if you believe everyone believes life itself is precious, but to some people quality of life is paramount. But I also believe the life...

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Harry Reid says millionaire job creators don't exist. Does that mean Donald Trump and Bill Gates are computer images only? Technically he's right, only new businesses create new jobs, as opposed to filling existing ones.

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If a girl with puffy nipples gets her nipples pierced will it help them to look a normal? If by normal you mean nasty and painful looking, then yes.

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Can one ignore power? As long as it's UNDER 9000!!!!!

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What year did the aliens first land in Guatemala? 42.

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Do you think these people really saw a leprechaun? (video inside) It's Leprechaun In The Hood lol.

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What does a frozen chicken look like on a Harley-Davidson? Ridiculous.

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MEN:At what age did you start getting facial hair?im im almost 20 and mine still hasnt grown x.x 42.

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Can we please stop acting like U2 is a good band? Sure.

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Why did Mr. Gorbachev tear down that wall? Annoyance.

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Scientists have now discovered what they are calling the God particle, the cement that holds the universe and all life together? Thoughts? Did it tell them to hate gay people?

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Why doesnt God answer my prayers? Is he real? Maybe not, maybe he just doesn't care about you.

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Did the guy that I punched in the face yesterday deserve it? He was telling friends of mine he loved them just so he could sleep with them. Pretty much, he deserved a punch in the face, no more, no less. He could've said "look, I'm really not looking for anything serious, if you're ok with that the bedroom's over there".

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should i be ashamed of getting beaten up by a girl? Depends who the girl is.

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Do you really thinks its better for parents to never fight in front of their kids? obviously bad fights should be private but otherwise? It depends on if they use chairs or not.

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If you were elected President of the United States, what would your inauguration speech be?

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WND flew a banner over Cowboys v Giants game last night. It's a domed stadium. Funny, sad or just more proof WND folks aren't thinking? Obama probably would have necklaced them if they'd have tried it over an open stadium.

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If we had to vote for a permanent president who would you vote for? We already did.

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Would Hillary have been the most manly president ever if she had been elected? Mannish for sure.

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Is the Tea Party the Let's Get The N Word Out Of The White House Party? So you saw the secret memo, did you?

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Is Obama the most manly President ever? Lol, George Washington was an infantry general back when that meant marching with your troops, or at least riding alongside them on horseback. Teddy Roosevelt was a cavalry commander back when that meant horses. Eisenhower was a general. And JFK and Clinton both have him beat if you're going by bedpost notches.

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Have you ever washed your hands with gasoline? No, but I quench my thirst with it.

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Each side says the same thing about the other side. Nothing differentiates them but party label. Same fast food. Where are the chefs? Jewish Bankers.

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how to know if u r wearing the wrong b-a ?

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what's it like being in the military these days? It's Obamariffic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

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Why is Obama already a good President? 1. So Presidential competency is equal to spending? 2. Managing to bow and subjugate himself, and by extension our country, to at least one. 3. Discrimination and unequal treatment were already illegal, and the idea that people still receive different sized paychecks for doing the exact same job, sure it probably happens, but it's a matter of isolated incidents, not an epedemic. 4. And this...

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Is it true that the older a woman gets, the harder it is for her to find a man, since she ages & becomes fat? First question, yes. But 45 is a bit early to consider it over assuming she's lived a healthy life.

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How do I locate a person's place of employment? Need to hire a ninja, but remember it costs extra for them not to kill the person.

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Do you like orange chickens? My favorite.

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Who is your favorite Canadian? Edge.

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Is it appropriate to wear 5 inches high heels and tight skinny jeans to church?! When did the church become a fashion catwalk or the club? I know right, women should be wearing burquas out of fear for their lives. It's like, God's will you know.

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No questions from Inok tonight. I popped on here to make you laugh and that is it. Miss my buddies here! Lol, you know that baby's got a future in comedy. Perfect timing.

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Is Barney Frank as vicious as he appears to be? He's powerful in Congress and seems to enjoy causing pain and suffering. Oh yeah, he'll sthcratch your eyeth out, tho be niiiiithe.

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Lets pretend that the world is a magical place that has been "run" by woman, and men of color....but now there is a "caucasian male" trying to get the nomination for the presidency. who should be the "first viable caucasian male candidate" for president? Joseph Stalin, he's like a white Obama.

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what kind of pills or medication can I overdose on to kill myself succesfully, i've heard of many failures and don't want that to happen? This is why they should legalize assisted suicide, with an age limit and waiting period in place to prevent rash decisions.

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Should I stay single or consider marrying ever in life, knowing I'm in my late 20s & thus, old now? Get a dog and a gun, or hire a bodyguard because THEY-EY-EY-EY, will always love YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU-OH.

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How do you deepen your faith walk?

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Is it seem okay to pick and choose what parts of God's law are done away with? Dont observe seventh day Sabbath, but we must not lie? Not to mention abolishing slavery, where does the bible say to do that?

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Why Can't God forgive the Devil? What happens if after the devil is burned in the lake of fire, another angel tries to be better than God? Will we have to start over again? Could this continue indefinitely? That's kind of the point of eternal torture, as an example so nobody gets any ideas.

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What do you think is behind the Great Pyramid's secret doors? The firey pits of Hell. Either that or a totally awesome spaceship.

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Europe wants the USA to contribute a trillion dollars to its recovery fund. Obama says we're "ready to do our part." Do you agree? On the one hand, it's only fair after all the foreign aid we've thrown into third world shitholes over the years. On the other, 2 wrongs don't make a right.

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If you were to date a single mom, would the number of kids she has make any difference to you? It better be zero or I'd rather be alone.

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How should a Jehovah's Witness react if someone using physical violence towards them?

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Do you sing Karaoke at bars? Yeah, if I've had enough to drink and it's been long enough since the last time for me to forget I suck.

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Am I a bad person because I don't believe in God? Yep.

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Does Vatican interested in God? Not really, more interested in silly hats and altar boys.

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How could have Germany won the second world war. i would prefer plausible answers but anything is fine. All he needed to do was put a few archers or pikemen on a mountain and the shitty American and British AI would have wasted all their planes trying to take them down. http://civ2wtf.ytmnd.com/

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What's your opinion on Iran? Some of the chicks are hot, but their government and their religion are pretty schizoid.

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Were there African Americans in the bible? Supposedly The Antichrist is one.

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Why does God hide? Supposedly according to the bible it's for our protection, because he finds us so disgusting and offensive that he would reflexively smite us with fire if we got too close, but at the same time loves us enough that he doesn't want that to happen. Kind of schizoid.

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HA HA A/B ALL MESSED UP? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

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What would you do if your computer is broken? Option 1: Repair Option 2 Replace Option 3: Suicide

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Would you be Quagmire if you're addicted to girls?

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Are you ready to go the distance?

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Just how ignorant and disrespectful are the Dutch? They don't see ANY problem with this.....see below I'd be inclined to believe it was really just supposed to be a cloud, if not for the picture at the bottom of the bent up house designed for Katrina survivors, and some moron's comment about needing "architectural Michael Moores".

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Have you ever had a dark presence in your room at night? How do you explain it? Yeah, it was The Undertaker.

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Why do people still worship Chris Benoit after murdering his family? Why do people still worship Yahweh after murdering his own son?

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How do you feel when you forget someone's name? What do you do if you see a person you recognize and can't rememebr their name?

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Why are apartments said to be slightly safer than houses in terms of robberies, rape,s etc? Too many witnesses in apartments, locked doors at night with a doorman who can call the police even if he can't overpower the intruder, bad neighborhoods where guys who otherwise might not mind raping and stealing object to others doing it on "their turf".

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Did I wrongly disrespect my folks when I grabbed them? Were on a bus & a psycho was threatening harm onboard? With all the cameras everywhere nowadays, I think mob justice should be legal in certain situations like this one. It's not like people could just stomp people they don't like and make up a story.

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Are you fooled when people change their names and avatars? Nope.

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What do you think Obama was doing whenever Reverend Wright would say GOD DAMN AMERICA Quietly nodding in agreement, trying to resist the urge to jump up and shout AMEN.

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What is your favorite bagpipe song...lol..I had to ask...

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George W. Bush began the tradition of White House Hanukkah parties. Should these parties be held by all U.S. presidents? I'm surprised Obama hasn't made Ramadan a state holiday with failure to celebrate punishable by death.

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Who are the faithful and discreet servant of the most high God Jehovah If they're really discreet, you won't be getting an answer.

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Yuo samrt or dmbu? Who are those guys, African dictators?

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How many Atoms does I take to make and A-Bomb explode with enough force to blow up a City like New York city I'm not telling you, Osama.

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Do you think you know me?

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Arabic to English translation, pls help? How to Follow the Jewish League Wayne arrived. Let your soul Rkh best Njie you go into my feet .... and it's a revolution until victory. Peace on the American people Almeybon. Talaato Meybon people die on the Jewish League, Winnick in you Bagios Qaadeus Cepcis and ⋯ ⋯ Trabelsi and Ben McDonald Jara Asmo I forgot .... This Jalal Break from above the bed Condoleezza Rice greets you and...

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What's a good manly MAN'S song?

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What sort of riots do you expect when Obama is voted out of office in November? Enough to give him an excuse to declare martial law and become President For Life.

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This is ten years old. Isn't it a shame nobody listened? http://www.worldtrans.org/sov/norights.html Obama simplified it to "You have no rights".

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Who's this God fella? This guy, or so he says.

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Do you like this X-Files theme song? Nope.

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God, or Satan? Satan seems nicer, but God's got the juice.

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Why do you laugh at Criss Angel?? Because he's a douche.

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Are you Angelic, or Demonic? Satanic, just like the Koran. Salman Rushdie was right!!!

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In Joshua 5, who do you think the "Captain of the Host of the Lord" was, and why? Probably Captain Picard.

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When does the human pit of love turn into heresy? Next Thursday at 1536 GMT.

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When I was a kid, I could never understand what the heck Donald Duck was saying. Did you have trouble understanding him too? Isn't that the point?

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What's the best example of "Engrish" you can think of off the top of your head? http://ec.hithere.com/

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Obama calls the morning-after pill call 'common sense' for those over 17. Is he right or is it morally wrong? I agree with the words, but why say one thing then do another? It should be available without a prescription.

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Other than a bible is there a book that you've bought more than once? Buy bull?

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How do average looking people afford nice, new cars? Satan.

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Do Crosses at Catholic University Violate “Human Rights” of Muslims? Lol, Muslims shouldn't have rights.

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Faithful: Would you kill a child to save it's soul? Makes sense.

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If you woke up in the middle of the night and found Barack Obama sitting at your kitchen table, your first reaction is to - Lol @ everyone who thinks the President can be arrested, regardless of what he does.

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No guys ever like me, am I ugly? Yep.

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April 2012, avengers vs x-men, so how bad are the avengers going to get reamed Depends if they go with Emma Peel or one of the other chicks.

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Creative alternative uses for a broomstick? When in Rome.

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Arrests of Illegals along the border drops to Lowest Level in 40 Years. Is the economy scaring them off or is the border fence working? Or maybe the Border Patrol is under orders not to do their job.

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If you are christian and believe in god how do you explain justin bieber? Satan.

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Who is more of a big poo poo stupid head: Conservatives or Liberals? Whichever one plays more Pokeman.

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Why does Criss Angel make me sick? It's magic.

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A good song to listen to while driving the long road?

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A good song to listen to while driving the long road?

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A good song to listen to while driving the long road? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al12WO5x23w

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What would you do if The boogeyman AKA a monster is in your closet?

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14 years being together, my husband has forgotten my birthday every sigle year. Does it mean that he doesn't love me? Yes, yes it does.

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Would you buy a house if it was on 'aids road' or 'syphilis street'? Would you live here?

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Why do Christians & Muslims think im evil because i dont believe and follow there religion? That's what their books teach.

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Will you give money to the little Indian boy named Karthik Nadar? Who?

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Xbox Live around the world?? Like Tunisia? As long as they don't offer it in Nigeria. "Hello sir, a relative who you never knew existed recently died and left you $65million dollars. You just need to send us all your money for processing fees".

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Would you like to be a police officer? Hmm, shaking down convenience stores for protection money, planting drugs on black kids, tearing up speeding tickets in exchange for sexual favors from hot chicks. Sounds good to me.

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What are the chances of my gf being pregnant if it was only in for about 20 seconds and maybe only an inch in at the most without a condom? IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE CHANCES ARE OF YOUR GF BEING PREGNANT IF IT WAS ONLY IN FOR ABOUT 20 SECONDS AND MAYBE ONLY AN INCH IN AT THE MOST WITHOUT A CONDOM.

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I have a short black dress and I want to wear black stockings with it...Should I wear black shoes or a different color? It's for a Christmas party so I don't want to look like I'm going to a funeral... Try these.

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Why is "The Satanic Verses" hated by Muslims? Because it reveals the truth about their religion.

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What causes girly men? Too much John Cena.

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Where is the weirdest place you've found a ketchup packet? Up your butt and around the corner.

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What was the best television series of 2011? Obviously

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Would you do Lady Gaga? I believe this question warrants further examination due to it's vital nature.

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What drugs did people do during Jesus Times? Alot of them.

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Why is it that Obama is now the worst president in history when it was Bush who was responsible for this disaster

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Will you give up your rights for a feeling of safety? Where do I sign up?

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What is the name of Marys song of praise in Lukes gospel? Bad Romance.

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Has your happy place turned into a ghetto? They always have a GOOD TIME any time they need a payment, and a GOOD TIME any time they need a friend.

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Do you love or hate bo obs? You mean those obs that ninjas put on the end of their bo staff to make it all obby? They're ok.

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Speaking on a mother’s view, Do you believe in the statement that “mother’s know best?” If you add a specific last name after mother, maybe. In general, hell no. A worthless bitch who pops out one or more children will remain a worthless bitch.

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Do you like The Rock-afire Explosion? Do they layeth the smacketh down on jabronis?

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Who is Luka Magnotta? Some guy who lives on the second floor.

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What was the selective pressure that caused humans to turn white in Europe http://www.amazon.com/Livin-Large-Terrence-T-C-Carson/dp/B0000CNY5L

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who is your favorite wwe superstar The Rock!!!

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Muslims a question for you: "Do you believe YAWNING is from Satan?" Lol, wow. I guess you could replace infidels with sleepy heads when calling for Jihad.

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What are we doing tonight? Watching midget porn.

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How can I verify my facebook account without using my real phone number? Buy 7-11 cell phone, confirm number, throw away.

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Atheist: The living God you are in denial of 1 way or everything you have become today, isn't this sad? I have no idea what your question was supposed to say.

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I have a witches ball (stores negative energy) for over 6 years, I need to replace. How do I dispose of the old one? You need to pray to Jesus. If he doesn't answer, tell him you found a gold box that apparently Nazis were looking for.

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What is the atheist's worst nightmare? The one where they go to Jesus Camp in their underwear.

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What is your government hiding from you? Aliens, and ovens. Big ovens.

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Do you think civilization, or Western civilization is changing too fast? The time since the Revolutionary War is like the blink of an eye. Yes, let's all wear powdered wigs, own slaves, and opress our wives. It'll be like Saudi Arabia, but with powdered wigs.

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I sell __________ and __________ accessories. Cocaine, cocaine.

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Why did Barack Obama Sr. and Stanley Ann Dunham study Russian? Because they loved Stalin.

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You have been down? About to give up ? Intention and a willingness to re-commit, to be whole-hearted once again will get you out of it! Disclaimer: your results may vary.

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Drunk cop kills biker, DUI charges dropped because fellow officers didn't take sample lab tech did. What do you think of this? I think you should say byciclist, because the mental image I get, even though I know better, is some off duty cop in a bar stabbing some guy with a viking beard.

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What is the Order of Melchizedek? A secret society, also known as The Learned Elders Of Zion. They've always been the real power behind any throne or office, the real reason for every war, the masterminds of every up and every down on the financial roller coaster. They'z bad newz.

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How come nobody complained about John McCain not being born in the US? Because he was born on a military base, obviously to patriotic loyal parents, as opposed to being born in some third world shithole to rabble rousing, American hating hippies. And it wouldn't have mattered if the races were reversed if the birthplaces were the same.

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To all of my hip hop lovers what is the greatest rap album of all time Vanilla Ice.

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Single ladies, will you be my friend? Do you mean ALL the single ladies?

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How many people fear GOD in here? I'll put it this way, if there's no god, there's nothing to fear. If on the other hand there is, then there's nothing to smile about.

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Why do people look up when talking to God? Because he lives inside the clouds. It's comfy, plus it's a nice sniper roost for when he feels like throwing lightning at gay people.

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Whenever I run a security scan on my PC or laptop, 95% of the time I get a "no virus found" response, yet (please see description) . . . Same problem. Dunno what to tell you.

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I am a sensitive male, in touch with my feelings. My dad would always say real men don't cry. Are men still considered weak today if they cry in public? (movies, funerals, weddings, etc.) Times it's ok for a man to cry: Death of parent, sibling, spouse or child. Reunion with parent, sibling, spouse or child after minimum 6 months separation, and then only if separation due to natural disaster or war. In reunion between father and son, with separation being due to father leaving, and if period of separation spans at least 60% of child's childhood, father may cry, son must remain...

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What are some common stereotypes about people who live in Prince Edward Island? They like to eat 3 lbs of bacon then go riding on a bicycle built for two(but with 3 of them).

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When the OWS folks come to burn your house down, take your stuff and string you up on a lamppost, will you let them? That's what they say. Isn't that FEMA's job?

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Who actually built the Great Wall of China? Jonie Laurer.

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Is money a tyrant? No, but rhythm is a dancer.

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How do you like the new YouTube layout? Ewww.

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Do you dance to feel good or to look good doing so? I dance to prevent the goat demons from eating my crops while I sleep.

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What hairstyle and hair colour would suit me? (PIC) Green.

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Can I pray to Cthulu loudly at work or do I have to be quiet? Does my work have to give me quiet time to pray to Cthulu? slsksodsol;sdzsgnl knlih bkdfn lo;nRLYEH!!!

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Are your kids going to be successful?? Barack says his daughters will be even if the country as a whole is not successful. Of course, dictator's children always have nice cars.

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Druidism has just been officially announced as an official religion in the UK, what do you think? So now they can shapeshift in public without fear of persecution or prosecution?

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Who's a better actor in your opinion. Tom Cruise or Tom Hanks? and why? Lol, really?

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Is it ok to have some humor on answerbag? Never.

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Let's play psychic. What are your predictions for the year 2012? World ends, everyone dies and goes to HELL!!!!

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Should a man with a large number of accidental children be sterilized? Yes. Let him and all his partners get all the STDs they want, but don't let another child be born into a shit situation.

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If martial law was ever declared in the U.S.(and there are executive orders already in place AND enforceable)how would you react? Kill myself. Or if I didn't have a gun, kick myself for not buying one while I still could.

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i am planning to try viagara. should i go for it? Only if Bob Dole told you to.

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What is your favourite hangover food? Egg salad on a bagel.

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What has been your biggest sacrifice? 3 goats.

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How many email addresses are to many? (How many do you have)? 42.

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What drives you crazy?

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Am I the only one that thinks society and civilization its self is going downhill? Yes.

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My real name is Miss Fluffy-Wuffy-Baby-Girl-Pink-Poodle, Fluffy-Wuffy-Pink-Poodle. What is the strangest name that you know of? Soleil Moon Frye.

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Do you find Peggy Hill (of tv's King of The Hill) annoying? Hoo-yeah!!!

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Should the death penalty be outlawed? Hmm, if the death penalty were outlawed, would only outlaws get the death penalty?

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Is Herman Cain a superman or a victim? Chuck Norris could, if the fist under his beard didn't punch out the cancer first.

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Is Danish a language? It's a delicious pastry.

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Do you think there is any event that would cause you to consider committing suicide? Yes, being homeless. Unless: I've just started a job with a future, own a car, and have at least $8k in the bank. Then I could manage until the career took off. If I were out of work, or making minimum wage, and didn't have a car I could drive to a safe rest stop, I'd end it. Also if martial law were declared and the Constitution suspended, or if a nuclear weapon were used on the US.

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Have you seen..Randy traded his Nintendo for CD players? From 1996?

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Did you know that you still have to buy CD's from a certain stores if you have internet? I can haz 8-trackz?

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Which state would you kick out of the United States? California.

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Can i get a virus on my phone. I have a sony ericson x10 Sure, 1 virus coming right up.

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What is best in life? Dammit, beat me by 4 years.

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Who is Barack Obama(President of which country)? The World.

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Was "Vanilla Sky" the absolute worst movie ever put on film? It was ok.

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When will the next civil war occur? 2012.

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Do you think there will be a civil war in the US or UK in the next thirty years? Probably, I dunno, maybe, probably not, who cares.

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what is a hot girls number i can email or txt to? 867-5309

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What is the great tribulation and when does it start? 2012, when Captain Kirk beams down the tribuls.

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What place on earth will survive 2012? We're all gonna dieeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!@Wet34ge

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Atheists: How should my friend gear for the war on Christmas? 3 or 4 red grenades Knife with blade painted green Red camo BDUs Lots of ammo

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Buildings built over ancient Indian burial grounds are prone to haunting - why are Indians who were buried in groups so grumpy? It's because they were magic shamans.

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Who else thinks Christians need to do this during Christmas? Or maybe they should keep their beliefs to themselves and leave other people's kids alone.

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should a person be able to shoot someone that has broke in your House? Yes, it should be legal to shoot a person, even doubletapping into their skull after the first shot drops them, based solely on the fact that they broke into your home. Laws which limit lethal force to "threat of imminent harm" or require at least an attempt of retreat be made are asinine.

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Randy for president in 2012? Sure, world's gonna end anyway.

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Do you agree with the Pope that pedophilia is an "American problem" or is it a global issue? He should be barred entry into the US, and executed if he does come in.

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Anyone can be successful__________ If they sell their soul to Satan.

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Im thinking about converting from Christianty to Islam - any advice ? If you're a woman, don't. If you're a man, move to a Muslim country where the courts won't get in the way of you living your faith all over your wife's face(or just don't).

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Do you care that the NBA strike has been settled? Not really.

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Who owns the United States? Jewish Bankers.

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Am I just on answerbag because I'm bored? Probably.

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Do you walk like an Egyptian? Sometimes.

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Bjoerling or Caruso? Of all the tenors, who sang Nessum dorma (from Puccini's Turandot) the best? David Caruso has red hair.

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What does it mean, when you dream about alot of snakes? Were they on a plane?

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Prayer for Friday,Sabbath and Sunday! Ready to pray Wow, you make less and less sense while seeming superficially smarter and smarter. That's awesome.

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What do you guys think about the mayan calender ending next year? It's some scary shit.

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Did God give some evil female animal spirits the opportunity to become a demon? Lol.

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What does everybody think about me wanting to be a model and be a cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys one day? Lol.

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Who wishes they could get laid on this Friday night? Meh, I'm thinking next year I start visiting Nevada brothels once or twice a year. Costs more than a night out, but all things considered I'd end up saving money since I'd stop going out entirely.

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Is the ghostbusters theme racist? "I aint 'fraid of no ghost!" Yes, everything is racist. Even the positive stuff is just reverse racism.

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Who prefers name brand clothes like aero, hollister, abrecrombie, and ae over clothes from places like target, kmart, etc? Alot of the time you get what you pay for. Off brand flannels and T-shirts can be decent, but if you want something that looks good and will last sometimes you have to put out a bit more cash.

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Can anyone become a millionaire? It's possible if you pinch every penny, but unless you make 6 figures anually, with at least a 2 in the leftmost column, it would have to be EVERY penny and you might not like your life with all you'd be giving up.

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Are we being brainwashed to believe there is no God? From the beginning there was always belief in a higher power, but for some years... But which god do they end up believing in?

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If the rich are better than poor people, should poor people take a pill that makes them go bye-bye? I think everyone, rich or poor, should have assisted suicide available to them, for any or no reason, provided they're over a certain age, say 30, and after a waiting period.

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Before going on welfare, should people be given the choice between accepting handouts or lethal injection? I think so. Alot of people say they'd rather die than accept handouts, but when it comes down to it the fear of misfire or squeamishness about open wrists makes them go back on that. Give them the option, help you survive or help you die, it only makes sense for a free society.

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Should a guy hit a girl back if she hits him first? Why or why not? If you were a guy, would u? In certain situations you get heated, say the wrong thing, and you know you're wrong, and there's alot of history, so a slap is taken in good faith. But if it's a stranger, and the intent is all out assault, stomp her head in same as you would a guy who attacked you. Or if it's someone close, but not THAT close to have slapping rights, slap her back.

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Why is it that ONE reference is used to determine TRUTH, yet MOST persons on earth are being DECEIVED, as the Reference itself reveals? Blah blah blah.

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What is the most useless thing in you purse or wallet? Library card, check cashing card, motel business cards, membership card to out of state video game cafe.

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Do those who dislike Romney because of his Mormon faith know they're bigots? Does God/Jesus love bigots as much as They love Christians? Belief in God is one thing, admirable to some, tolerable to others. But belief in continued revelation is dangerous. Once a person convinces themselves they're on a mission from God, no amount of logic or reason can ever get through to them. Considering the fact that Mormons are a racist organization, that tolerates black membership only for legal compliance reasons, there should be a law...

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Would aborting a baby found to have Down Syndrome by ultrasound actually be a mercy-killing? Actually Down's Syndrome people consistently prove that ignorance really is bliss.

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How do you feel about Pope Benedict's investigation of Active Women Religious Communities in the USA? Is renewal needed? Investigation? And what exactly is he going to do if he doesn't like his findings? Call for an Inquisition? I bet that would be unexpected.

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Are Coke and Pepsi secretly owned by the same person? Jewish Bankers.

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How do you get yourself in the zone? I stand in front of the mirror and play this.

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Do you make enough money? Hardly.

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Would jews be less uptight if they had the odd bacon sandwich? As long as it was on sale.

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What do you think of the condition of this woman's body? Are body builders attractive or repulsive? Why? Ew, just ew.

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Do you think school teachers should eat popcorn? Exclusively.

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I want to wrestle against strong girls in Ohio, Indiana or Michigan. Any girls interested in a match? Do they need to kick you in the balls?

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Marriage: Better late than never, or better never than late? Never for me. I know it wouldn't work.

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There are many religions all claiming to be true,but i feel the Mormon religion is correct and true..could this be because i grew up mormon? Mor(m)ons.

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The trick to getting a good boyfriend is_________ Steal one from Jennifer Aniston.

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If someone calls you begging for excitement, what would you recommend him/her? Call someone else, I'm boring.

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What clever phrase do you say... when you desperately want to go to the toilet? I need to metaphorically sit on the proverbial toilet and take a dump, so to speak.

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Do you think that the better physically in shape a woman is in determines what type of husband she will marry? Obviously a fitness chick is only gonna date a muscly dude. That's more of a mental compatibility thing than a physical thing, because a hot chick who just has good metabolism but doesn't really work out might marry a less attractive dude.

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What would it be like as a cop in the future? Red Foreman would kill you then they'd bring you back as a robot.

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What are the chances of Ron Paul becoming another Ross Perot? Lol, they've got the same letters.

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What would it take for you to hit one out of the park ? Steroids. Lots of steroids.

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Did God create sin? Yep.

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How can the men that murdered fellow Muslims be called martyrs? Cuz the whole idea is screwed up.

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What do you think when you see a girl with "JUICY" written across the backside of her pants? Skank.

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Do you think I look like Christina Ricci? Maybe in the sense of having the same hair color. Other than that not really.

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Do you care if there is a NBA season? I think I can live without it, how about yiu? It's fine, I haven't watched regularly since Jordan played.

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What does the voice inside your head tell you? WASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.

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How many more Bible nuts are gonna spam this site with religious questions? I think we're still waiting for Kook Kameron.

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If you had to choose between having $10 Million Dollars or your family and "friends" what would do? The money. Sure I can live without it, but it wouldn't be worth living.

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Would Jesus overturn tables at Starbucks if he was alive today? Yeah, he's a hotheaded psycho he'd probably be flipping out everywhere.

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Do you think the main reason for people getting drunk, doing drugs and being wreckless is that they cant handle this life ? Makes sense.

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What happens to those who have never heard about Jesus? They burn in Hell for their unbelief. Can't believe in what you've never even heard of.

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Is anything too hard for God? Building a rock too heavy for himself to lift.

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so what do you think about the "Power of the People" lately in the demonstrations and occupy movements? It's a joke.

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What should parents teach their kids about managing money? Don't bother, FEMA's gonna roast us all anyway.

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Why is it that all the Christians at school are nice, and then they figure out I'm an Atheist and they hate me. That's what they do.

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At mark 12:29 Jesus quotes Deuteronomy 6:4, which says that 'Jehovah' is the ONE God. If Jesus says Jehovah is the ONE God, how is he 3? Because it BLOWS YOUR MIND MAN, GROOOOOOOVY1!!!WHOA111111

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How old are you? 42

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If you had it your way, how would convicted killers be executed in America? Same day, no appeal, no last meal or last rites. And no stays by the President or Governor.

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Why Do Girls/Women Sometimes Wear Figure Skating Outfits Whenever They Are Not Even Skating? Lol.

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Could you see yourself being friends with arab American's? Sure, as long as they're not Jihadi Muslims.

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Who will be president in 2012? Doesn't matter. If Obama loses he'll just call it a "temper tantrum" and declare Martial Law.

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Should we overthrow the US government? If that became necessary it would probably be better to just turn the gun on yourself.

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are you having a good week? Somewhat.

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Why do ppl call me selfish for preferring a good career over a good marriage? Ppl are unreliable, r they not? Because they're judgemental, don't listen to them.

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What does Christmas mean to you? Nope.

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Did you use to bully kids back in school and wanted to apologize? Apologizing is a pretty empty gesture. Nobody should ever apologize except to their closest friends and family, otherwise it's just pointless.

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Can you choose how old you'll look when you go up to heaven? I doubt anyone will be able to choose anything there, freedom doesn't mesh well with the egos of dictators.

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If you heard the name "Bubba" what would come to mind? 42nd President.

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Are some people a lost cause? Yep.

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If anyone watches wrestling (WWE RAW) Why does nearly everyone hate John Cena? Because he's not The Rock.

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Will this Christmas be your last Christmas? I hope so.

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What does vaginization of the society mean? ;-) Giving girls penises and boys vaginas, so we can all be like Lady Gaga.

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Newt Gingrich: Spanish is “the language of living in a ghetto” Agree/disagree? Or is this statement by Newt just plain offensive? Kind of agree.

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Anyone want to do The Humpty Dance with me?

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any suggestions on what to do when managers dont believe that you cant walk around 8 hr days even though you have a doctors note? Fill their hip full of buckshot so they know how you feel.

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Do you accept Jesus into your heart? Nope.

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What is it like to kill a Wooly Mammoth?

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If you watched the ABC interview with Gabrielle Giffords last night what did you think? 9 year old girl dies and she lives? *shrug*

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How do i kep up with my carictor sheet in dnd plae on lein

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Should Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader, Kelsi Reich be removed from the Cheerleading Team? She should be forced to wade naked through a gauntlet of linemen. And not the new agey, 300 lb with 2% body fat linemen. I mean your granddaddy's Joe Gibbs HOGS, the guys whose exercise regimen consists of clean and jerking party subs and curling beers til they feel the burn. And make her blow all the groundskeepers in all the stadiums around the league. Btw, I think that's a stupid ass rule....

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could you personally pierce this animals neck with a sharp knife and tear at it while it squeals in pain, until it was finally dead ? It would do the same to you.

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Why does our Government create the only men we have left, and then send them to die? Why else would they breed alien human hybrid super soldiers if they weren't going to have them fight?

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Will US army keep it's arrogance in space?

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How can I break my tibia? http://www.tibia.com/mmorpg/free-multiplayer-online-role-playing-game.php Looks pretty broken already.

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Have you ever considered that over indulgence could lead to demon possession? Overindulgence in infant's blood? That's the hope, anyway.

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Are women getting away with too much in America? You mean like voting? Teaching? Speaking without their husband's permission? Leaving the house without their burquas?

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Immature, not too bright, or actually dangerous? Wouldn't commercial be the lowest grade of explosives?

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Hi, I'm not totally satified with my face appearance but I don't know what I should change, can I get some advice? Instead of going for surgery, just work out. Everything tightens up and looks better then.

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Are there any crafts in which I can use chicken bones? Voodoo.

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Do u think suicide is a sin? If it is then God is one sick bastard. It can be a downright mellow and mature decision if you're forgiving those who've wronged you, rather than hunting them down systematically, and you're not taking your situation out on the rest of the world by becoming a random psycho. And what's so fucking noble about just whithering away over a long and slow process? Sometimes blowing your brains out is...

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Should the world be mostly socialist with allowance for capitalism if the individual wants more but strict adherence to either/or is cruel? I think so. People can "opt in" to the shark tank if they want, but the only golden parachute they can expect is a cardboard box and a cyanide pill. "You failed, live in this, or die from this".

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If i look like a teenager because im 23, will i look like a teenager when i get older? You'd look like a space alien.

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What has made you break out in a rash? Spending more time in bed than out.

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Are you for or against the Stem Cell research? I'd have to go to the Google and find out what the Jesus wants me to think.

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Would you want to be marked with a cross on your forehead and right hand to honor Jesus Christ? Nope.

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Why NFL logo only has 8 stars? To remind us all to worship Troy Aikman.

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Racism on AB? Racism only exists in Canada. And maybe Paraguay. Nowhere else.

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Think Penn State. Is it a good idea to return to PSAs like this one, since boys are in danger and there are adults who won't protect them? I think anyone convicted of pedophilia should be drawn and quartered. I think Catholicism should lose it's tax exempt status until they either hand over or personally execute every pedophile priest. Gays, meh let them do what they do.

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A friend sent me a joke involving the Holocaust. Is it too soon to tell jokes involving the Holocaust?

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Is it ever too late to find love ? When you're less than coherent, but it can become a longshot before then.

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Men: Would you marry someone like your mother? Why? Hardly. I'd rather marry a woman who I would never want to beat the crap out of.

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Sandusky is drawing a pension of about $59K a year from Penn State. Should he? Nah, let's all geet our pitchforks and keel him.

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Why do black fraternities always stomp their feet dancing? The same reason they stomped their feet in Africa, to let the tribe on the other side of the plains know that they're bigger, badder, meaner, and they're gonna rape your women, steal your cattle and sell your men into.....get the point.

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i was afraid of going out with my girl frnd bcos my college is very strict is there any way to over come this fear Er, wtf do what you want as long as you don't rape her the college won't kick you out.

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Can you move like Mick Jagger? :) Maybe.

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Which of the promises have you received from Jesus Christ? Yeah, nothing.

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Cain's lawyer issued a threat to women considering stepping forward they should think twice Does an innocent man need to issue threats? He's tha godfatha of pizza*rubs chin with fingers*

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Is Obama using somebody else's Social Security Number? Probably.

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Do you keep just enough of your income to get by and give the rest to someone less fortunate? I really don't see the point. Unless I could go buy a house in some cruddy area like Detroit or California and hand the keys to a homeless guy, say "rent free, and you'll never see me again", what would be the point. There would be 2 people barely getting by, as opposed to one person actually liking being alive.

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Who has a stiffy? More like a sloshy, the total opposite of a stiffy.

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Does it seem like everyone else has it "all together" or at least can survive, but you can't? Yeah, and even when people do more with less, I wonder how that's supposed to help me. They're probably just inherently superior people.

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What word best describes how you feel about life at this very moment? Done.

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was Mary raped? Seems that way.

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If your daughter became a nun, would you consider her life a waste? Yes.

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Are you dead inside? Yep.

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Any strange coincidences or deja vus or the like happened to you lately? Thought I saw someone, but it wasn't them.

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You have the chance to visit your 12 year old self, one time. What advice will you give yourself? Don't blow it. And if you can be at such and such a place in such and such a year, do it.

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Why are police so judgemental? They enjoy beating up black teenagers.

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Will you be here next week? I hope not.

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What are you known for in your family ? Failure.

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The wedding is off! What is a good reason for canceling a wedding?

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Do you believe The Holy Spirit lives within every living spirit or did He exist within Jesus Christ’s existence only? I dunno, do you?

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God is love, but does he love himself? Doesn't seem like it, since his backup plan for those who don't love him involves unending torture.

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HOW DO U KNOW IF SOMEONE IS UR SOULMATE You don't, but you can be decieved.

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What would be different within our interactions and love making if we all wore the same outfits and lived in the same houses? As long as I could keep dressing like Dean WInchester.

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Will you spend as much on Christmas this year as in 2010? Yep, $0 again.

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What are you thirsty for? Jonestown Kool Aid.

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Why are you all so shallow? Because hotness is hot.

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What does it mean when somebody is said to have bees in their bonnet? It means the government is trying to impregnate them with alien human hybrid super soldier babies.

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Do you ever feel guilty because you should be missing so many people, but you don't? I feel guilty I didn't go to college 10 years ago.

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What would it take for you to view someone or something as "adorable"? A face like Amy Lee and a nose like Jamie Farr. Trust me, it works.

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Will you run to McDonald's now knowing that the McRib is back? nope.

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When will they understand that God is not for sale?

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Is there a woman you can think of that is scary? If so who is it? Not so much scary as fucking awesome and totally worth drinking myself into an early grave over.

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Which scripture is your favorite? Malachi 2:3.

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When was the last time you wore boots of any kind? Last night, but they're shelved until I can get the cut up heel fixed.

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When would you view a person as "someone who is living in the past"? Why? When you walk around mumbling under your breath, saying what you should have said back when it would have mattered. When you whisper to the wall or your pillow, and think about a person you'll never see again constantly. When reminiscing about what might have been gets in the way of work/school.

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Can you tell us any legend from your homeland? Once upon a time, your mama literally sat AROUND a house, because she was so fat.

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Why do you want my DNA for?!

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Do you know what "Carry On Wayward Son" is about? Sam and Dean WInchester.

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Are you in love with an AB member? No, I've got the oneitis("in love" to me means you're actually together) for someone I used to see alot 3 years ago but couldn't be with because I had a crappy job.

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How many truly lonesome people are on this website? Do you feel better being able to interact with other people this way? I doubt anyone under 50 is gonna cop to being truly lonely.

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Why do women look at themselves in people's car windows and store windows? Same reason I do, because they're hot.

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How is the Catholic Bible different? They worship Mary.

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How can people take pride in Mork? Because he knows Fonzie, which is braggable.

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Do you hate polls that make no sense? 42

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How many Stephen King books have you read? 42

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Why smiling is a peerless power in the life American Society? Somehow I get the feeling this guy is an actual genius, but it's totally lost in Engrish translation.

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Think of the line of work you're in; does your job really have a point? Does what you do really matter to the well being of the world? If I were working I wouldn't care one way or the other, as long as bills got paid with enough left over for fun.

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Do you consider yourself attractive .....why? add picture =) Maybe like Al Pacino, or Ashton Kutcher, I dunno.

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Do I need a wacky clock? Like one with a hat on the front? You need a 67 Impala sandwich on Camaro, with a side of pickled Trans Am.

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Why all the questions about Lady Gaga? A singing tranny who worships Satan AND The Devil? Why not ask a bunch of questions about it?

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Why would Lady gaga be your brother? Because s/he has the parts for it.

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Aaaah, I just died in your arms tonight. It must've been something you said.... What did you just say?

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How many minutes of continuous all-out lashing with a belt do you think would be a reasonable punishment for a child who downloaded a game? 42

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Why do transformers make a buzzing noise when the power goes out? They're pissed to be stuck in vehicle mode.

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Do you look as good as you feel? Better. I feel like shit.

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Which is more important to you having alot of money or alot of good friends? Money, because if I had friends and no money I'd be that annoying friend who always complains and brings people down.

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How can we put an end to feel good liberalism? With feel bad conservatism?

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Why are people so promiscuous these days, what is wrong with them? Why are you so judgemental, what's wrong with you?

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Why when you treat women with respect you get a bad repsonse and when you ignore or treat them poorly one gets a very good response? Define respect, is it: -Not putting her down, not belittling her ideas, not trying to make her do anything she doesn't want to do, or -Walking at least 3 feet away, avoiding all physical contact, not even looking at her, not trying to convince her to do anything you want to do.

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Are you too busy to smile? Pretty much.

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Has somebody ever blinded you with science? Yes, and they drove me crazy, like noone else.

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Can I canoe you up the river?

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how to improve one's shtick? Make it a disco schtick.

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Is it morally ok for a Christian man to go to a strip club? Only if he's there to make other people feel bad, or to blow the place up.

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What are Muslims known for? War and oppression of women.

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Are you that point, where time and eternity come together, where spirit becomes flesh and knows wholeness? Yes, yes I am.

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Is it a selfish act to give, coz you know the act of giving will give you happiness? Were you watching Friends recently?

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Would you accept a challenge to quit drinking alcohol? Nope.

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How many languages do you speak?i speak three languages,and you? 42

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Are you opposed to helping people become beautiful when they've been genetically forsaken? Things I'm not opposed to: women with perfectly flat nothingness getting A or B cups put in restoring someone's face after an accident minor hashing out of flaws Things I am opposed to: