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Why is it that gay men have improved their public image while lesbians still have a rep as man-hating angry people?
13 hours ago |
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Have any good AYCE restaurants near you?
13 hours ago |
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"Intelligent Design" is neither. Can we find another term please?
13 hours ago |
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How much do the top WWE superstars make per year?
on May 28th, 2012 |
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IHop. Do you hop too?
on May 28th, 2012 |
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Is it worse to have last names beginning with "W, X, Y, Z" than names beginning with "A, B, C, D?"
on May 28th, 2012 |
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Do people who are instantly good at anything they try irritate you? If so, why?
on May 28th, 2012 |
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Translation help? What does a woman mean when she stares at you and looks angry and says she "can't find her keys?"
on May 27th, 2012 |
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Bimetal coils are used in thermostats. Do they ever wear out and become delaminated?
on May 27th, 2012 |
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Do you pronounce "Your" and "You're" differently?
on May 27th, 2012 |
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Do you watch old reruns like "Get Smart" and think "god, how racist?" Or let it slide because it was another time?
on May 27th, 2012 |
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Why is it that animals that can lick their own genitals seem to have no interest while humans who would love to... can't reach?
on May 26th, 2012 |
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The Saturn-5 Rocket exerted nearly 8 million pounds of thrust against the earth. Did this slightly change our orbit?
on May 26th, 2012 |
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What is the origin of the "double-a" in Aaron?
on May 26th, 2012 |
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Habemus Papam. Did the butler do it?
on May 26th, 2012 |
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Fonzie "jumped the shark." Why didn't Henry Winkler just say "NO," rather than being immortalized thus?
on May 26th, 2012 |
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Do you think of Tiger Woods as a black American man? or a Korean American man?
on May 26th, 2012 |
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Can you name a "clip-on" product?
on May 26th, 2012 |
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When your cat pukes up its food, should you give it more food? Or just wait for the next normal feeding?
on May 26th, 2012 |
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You're introduced to "Heidi Ho" and break out in uncontrollable laughter at the name. What now?
on May 26th, 2012 |
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Is it OK to keep your sweetie and your friends separate and never introduce them to each other?
on May 26th, 2012 |
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Is it true that over 90% of the people who get excited by the words "cookie dough" are female?
on May 26th, 2012 |
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Can you think of product that is successful despite a nasty sounding brand name?
on May 25th, 2012 |
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Was the "Sausage Man" (no arms or legs) in the movie Freaks (1932) real? Or was it special effects?
on May 24th, 2012 |
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When (if ever) did you last do a back flip?
on May 24th, 2012 |
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Where was Andre 3000 in 2000?
on May 24th, 2012 |
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What was the first x-rated movie?
on May 24th, 2012 |
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Nothing says ______ like ______.
on May 24th, 2012 |
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Should you toot your own horn at a job interview?
on May 24th, 2012 |
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Would your mother have let you play with the man on TV who likes you just the way you are, and his friend Mr. McFeely?
on May 23rd, 2012 |
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What does meat have to do with pudding?
on May 23rd, 2012 |
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When someone says "Wiki" instead of "Ricky," what is that speech impediment called?
on May 23rd, 2012 |
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If a pretty woman offered you her muffaletta, would you eat it?
on May 22nd, 2012 |
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I have more than a thousand __________ .
on May 21st, 2012 |
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Do Canadians tend to get insulted when they're called "Canucks?"
on May 21st, 2012 |
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Do you know of a cross-cultural recurring theme?
on May 21st, 2012 |
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Do you like Norah Jones' new album?
on May 20th, 2012 |
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I'm gel'in with my gel shoe inserts. But will they be confiscated at airport security?
on May 20th, 2012 |
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Do you see anything wrong with people skimming the best of everything?
on May 20th, 2012 |
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If AnswerBag were purged of all but 5 categories of questions, which 5 would you want to keep?
on May 18th, 2012 |
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What's a great "Film Noir" movie?
on May 18th, 2012 |
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As a liberal/democrat, how does it feel to know what a slime John Edwards is?
on May 18th, 2012 |
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What's it like for a man to grow up with a name like "Hyman Rickover?"
on May 18th, 2012 |
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Have you met a super-prude who gets upset if you say something like "breast of chicken?"
on May 17th, 2012 |
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Do all vertebrates have the same number of vertebrae?
on May 17th, 2012 |
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Have you ever Photoshopped your picture before sending it to someone?
on May 17th, 2012 |
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What is meant by: ʃɪd o̜ːld ə.kwɛn.təns bi fəɾ.ɡot, ən nɪ.vəɾ brɔxt tɪ məin?
on May 17th, 2012 |
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What percentage of Americans do you think would understand when "Midnight Wednesday" is?
on May 17th, 2012 |
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What does she mean when she looks serious and says "we need to talk about our relationship"?
on May 16th, 2012 |
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Is that stuff any good?
on May 16th, 2012 |
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Can you save money when you have surgery by stitching up your own wound?
on May 16th, 2012 |
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Do you agree with Newsweek magazine that Obama is the first gay president?
on May 16th, 2012 |
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Don't you just want to slap any parent who would dump spaghetti on their kid's head just for a "cute" picture?
on May 16th, 2012 |
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How's that downward mobility thing working out for ya?
on May 16th, 2012 |
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Did Superman ever properly apply for citizenship, or has he just lived as an illegal alien in the USA?
on May 16th, 2012 |
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We're floating in space with an ambient temperature of about 3 degrees Kelvin, shouldn't planet heating be the least of our worries?
on May 16th, 2012 |
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Serious question, do you know of any examples of animals playing games?
on May 16th, 2012 |
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What capacity was your first hard disk drive?
on May 16th, 2012 |
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Can you name a word or phrase that you're unlikely to ever hear, but only read?
on May 16th, 2012 |
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Have you ever avoided someone because they're too darned perky and cheery all the time?
on May 16th, 2012 |
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How many times did Kirk threaten to blow up the ship?
on May 16th, 2012 |
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Is it considered obsolete to to end a word with "atrix?" Like dominatrix? Aviatrix?
on May 16th, 2012 |
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Buy hold or sell?
on May 15th, 2012 |
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To you, what is the ultimate cookie?
on May 15th, 2012 |
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Why is my yogurt runny?
on May 15th, 2012 |
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How is yogurt different from cheese?
on May 15th, 2012 |
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Why do we still have banks that are "too big to fail" that are gambling with billions after being bailed out by taxpayer dollars?
on May 14th, 2012 |
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Do you think the years have been particularly unkind to Mick Jagger?
on May 14th, 2012 |
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Can you help solve this murder? http://www.answerbag.com/polls/tiger-woods-kill-ron-goldman_1862216
on May 14th, 2012 |
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She'll carelessly cut you, and laugh while you're bleeding. But would she still be a woman to you?
on May 14th, 2012 |
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Which is the US brain trust: Nascar? or WWE Wrestling?
on May 14th, 2012 |
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If Jesus brought people back from the dead as described by [John 11:25] how many of these zombies did he create?
on May 14th, 2012 |
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Jamie Dimon, CEO of JP Morgan says "oops, we lost $2 billion." How do we know he didn't just pocket the 2 billion and report it lost?
on May 14th, 2012 |
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What will you never forgive your ex for?
on May 14th, 2012 |
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How many zombies did Jesus make?
on May 14th, 2012 |
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Did Ron Howard ever admit to being embarrassed by his weird brother "Clint?" (AKA Balok)
on May 14th, 2012 |
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Do you know an unusual cover, like Frank Sinatra singing a Beatles song?
on May 14th, 2012 |
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Let's go see a movie. What's your first choice among the movies currently playing?
on May 14th, 2012 |
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Who poisoned the waterhole? Was it YOU?
on May 14th, 2012 |
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Would you lose even more respect for Obama knowing that given the choice of any beer in the world he chooses a Bud Light?
on May 14th, 2012 |
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Is this the first thing in Space worth a multi billion-dollar flight?
on May 14th, 2012 |
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Why didn't the Millennium Falcon have windshield wipers?
on May 14th, 2012 |
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What's the craziest real stunt you've ever heard of anyone trying?
on May 13th, 2012 |
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Do you think god feels guilt over all the millions of people he killed?
on May 13th, 2012 |
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Why did god create atheists?
on May 13th, 2012 |
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Can we have a moment of silence please to remember Carroll Shelby?
on May 13th, 2012 |
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What is your favorite "Western" movie of all time?
on May 13th, 2012 |
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FTL question: If you turn on two flashlights in opposite directions, isn't the distance between the photons growing at 2x lightspeed?
on May 13th, 2012 |
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How many fried shrimp can you eat?
on May 13th, 2012 |
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Is It Legal to Kill Bigfoot in Texas?
on May 12th, 2012 |
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Which should be played first: "Amie" or "Falling in and out of love?"
on May 12th, 2012 |
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Are you trying to curry favor?
on May 12th, 2012 |
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What's the longest non-stop trip ever taken in an airship?
on May 12th, 2012 |
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What year did god die?
on May 12th, 2012 |
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Do "military brats" tend to be weird?
on May 12th, 2012 |
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Do you STILL have the hots for Marsha Brady?
on May 12th, 2012 |
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Do you think Godzilla was a female?
on May 12th, 2012 |
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Why didn't Jermaine Jackson ever achieve the success of his siblings?
on May 12th, 2012 |
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What does "Y2J" stand for?
on May 11th, 2012 |
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If you make a boo-boo and lose $2 billion for your employer, how should you say you're sorry?
on May 11th, 2012 |
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When a cop tries to pull you over is it legal to instead drive to the local police station rather than be stopped?
on May 11th, 2012 |
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Is this the trigger for the Great US banking and financial collapse of 2012?
on May 10th, 2012 |
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Is it possible for a diabetic to be perfectly healthy?
on May 10th, 2012 |
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When should you tell your kids that Slash isn't real?
on May 10th, 2012 |
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Is Obama's announcement on gay marriage another sign of his huge arrogance?
on May 10th, 2012 |
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The Gibbs want to know... How deep is your love?
on May 10th, 2012 |
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What would bring on a sugar craving in someone who doesn't normally enjoy sweets?
on May 10th, 2012 |
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If someone is breathing down your neck in line at the store and you step on his toe out of spite, is it murder?
on May 10th, 2012 |
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Are stupid people better off, or worse off, buying a smart phone?
on May 10th, 2012 |
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If no single bee is able to make complex decisions, why is the entire hive able to?
on May 10th, 2012 |
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What's a reasonable "corkage" fee?
on May 9th, 2012 |
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Why can't we have something like a Sam's Club airline? Low prices since there's no company profit, no TSA since it's charter.
on May 8th, 2012 |
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Some kids have higher GPA's because their grade scale goes to 4.5 instead of 4.0. What if another school starts a 5.0 scale?
on May 8th, 2012 |
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Is it legal for Americans to scam Nigerians via the Internet? (call it "payback time")
on May 8th, 2012 |
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Do you have long toenails?
on May 8th, 2012 |
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Which ingredients would you like and which would not like in your burrtio?
on May 8th, 2012 |
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Do you know your thanatosensitivity quotient?
on May 8th, 2012 |
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Did the Clash ever actually rock the Casbah?
on May 8th, 2012 |
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Have you given a name to the monster that lives under your bed?
on May 8th, 2012 |
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How can you make meatballs out of ground ham?
on May 8th, 2012 |
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Is there a good way to trick you into eating healthy foods? Care for some kale muffins? ;D
on May 8th, 2012 |
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If 100 immigrants were invited to move to Detroit to start a new solar products company how can Xenophobes think that's bad?
on May 8th, 2012 |
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If you're anti-gun, aren't you just asking for trouble if you move to a town such as "Guntown MS?"
on May 7th, 2012 |
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What does Ronald McDonald use to tan his buns?
on May 7th, 2012 |
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Is it wrong to buy a drink for your burnt-out bum friend?
on May 7th, 2012 |
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Everything I needed to learn I learned ____________________.
on May 7th, 2012 |
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Answering an answerbag question about an answerbag question makes your head __________
on May 7th, 2012 |
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Does the smell of other people's food offend you?
on May 7th, 2012 |
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Are you offended by men peeling carrots?
on May 7th, 2012 |
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Can you copyright your face?
on May 7th, 2012 |
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Do you find it hard to take something like the "Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act" because it sounds like "Silly Bedwetter?"
on May 7th, 2012 |
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If Jesus actually killed god to take over his gig, what would be different now?
on May 7th, 2012 |
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What was the last noise from outside your bedroom that woke you up?
on May 7th, 2012 |
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What does the Arab term “The disease of Christians” refer to?
on May 7th, 2012 |
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What is this pill? It's kind of rectangular, shiny grey one side, mostly blue on the other side with the number 342.
on May 7th, 2012 |
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Do people ever come out like flounders (or Picasso), with both eyes toward one side of their heads?
on May 6th, 2012 |
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Is it true that there are spy devices that can take pictures of you through your drawn shades and curtains?
on May 6th, 2012 |
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Ok if we were to put together a time capsule of the 20 most important music CDs to people right now, what do you think should be in it?
on May 6th, 2012 |
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Could YOU pass a US Citizenship test? No cheating or we'll send INS to deport you.
on May 6th, 2012 |
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Is canned tuna good to make sushi with?
on May 6th, 2012 |
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Does the mere idea of some foods nauseate you?
on May 6th, 2012 |
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Is it good to get sick now and then? If so, why?
on May 6th, 2012 |
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I think we can all think of someone like a president who seemingly ages rapidly with the stress, but is it science?
on May 6th, 2012 |
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What is the smallest amount anyone has ever been arrested for stealing?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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If a drunk is tired of the pink elephant following him and shoots it, is it murder?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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What is a good reason NOT to give blood?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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Is there a technical proper name for "booger?"
on May 5th, 2012 |
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But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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Would abortion be more reasonable if unborn babies were also granted the choice of killing their parents?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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What would you think of a combination of basketball and professional wrestling? .
on May 5th, 2012 |
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how long does it take for bones to dissolve in a garden?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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Witness protection is placing you in a Native American reservation. You must choose a good Indian name. Your choice?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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If after 80 you can't enjoy any of life's pleasures anymore, what if anything would make you want to keep going?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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Radio-controlled Robo-Rats. What kind of mischief could you think of for them?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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A woman I know only through the Internet said she wants to have a baby with me. Is this common?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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Can a 16 year old mare legally date a 48 year old tortoise?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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If a dog repeatedly shoots and kills people, can it be tried for murder?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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If someone shot their boss but later discovered he was a zombie, would it be murder?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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Is there a name for rear-facing breasts?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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I need to take a break for a little while, will you answer the questions for me while I'm gone?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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Can you name a lie presented as truth in a movie?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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What's your oldest article of clothing that you still use, and how old is it?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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I'm breathing 3 seconds apart and there's something that looks like a head sticking out between my legs. Could I be pregnant?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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Can you describe a "logical error" that people often make?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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Without googling, can you name any "Arena Football League" teams?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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What was the meanest thing a teacher ever said to you?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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Do you know of an actual occurence of the groom boinking a bridesmaid? Or does that just happen in movies?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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How could anyone who calls themselves Christian vote for Romney?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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From a Christian view, was it ok for Roman soldiers to whip and crucify Jesus?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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What is the most nonsensical whimsical REAL college degree you've seen? (please supply links, no invented/nonsense majors please)
on May 5th, 2012 |
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If a zombie were eating your left cheek, would Jesus tell you to offer it your other cheek?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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Why am I always picking up after you?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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What is your freaking problem, anyway?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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WWFSMD?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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| 4 people like this
What is the deal with chicken fried steak? Is it chicken? Is it steak? Or what?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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Your _______ is foamy.
on May 5th, 2012 |
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Can you name a celebrity with a lot of illegitimate children?
on May 5th, 2012 |
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When exactly did the "good old days" end?
on May 4th, 2012 |
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Your buddy just got diagnosed with cancer. What's a good sports metaphor to keep him going?
on May 4th, 2012 |
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When did you first realize you're playing for the wrong team?
on May 4th, 2012 |
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If there's a bank heist and someone steals your gold bars from your safe deposit box, will you get reimbursed?
on May 4th, 2012 |
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When Jesus traveled did he hand out business cards to promote his carpentry business?
on May 4th, 2012 |
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Are you ready for a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?
on May 4th, 2012 |
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| 4 people like this
What do guys love to chug?
on May 4th, 2012 |
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I got your diagnosis, want me to just spit it out? or are you one of those wimps who needs it all slow and sugar coated?
on May 4th, 2012 |
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Grandma gets tipsy on one sip of wine. Or does she? Do you think it's actualy just an act?
on May 4th, 2012 |
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Do you ever have a dream that you have more than 2 nostrils?
on May 4th, 2012 |
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If I name my kid Hieronymus, what would be a good middle name to go with that?
on May 4th, 2012 |
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What advice would you give a sheltered kid who is traveling 1500 miles to start their first job and live in a strange city?
on May 4th, 2012 |
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How many US soldiers have been tried for murder for killing people they were ordered to kill?
on May 4th, 2012 |
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What is something you're more likely to buy if the sales clerk is an attractive woman?
on May 4th, 2012 |
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Is it rude to tell a stranger who is grinding steel without safety glasses that he needs to put a pair on?
on May 4th, 2012 |
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Should sales of dangerous things always be regulated?
on May 4th, 2012 |
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Meat lovers- Would you give up beef if you lived in Japan?
on May 4th, 2012 |
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Are you offended by this photo?
on May 4th, 2012 |
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Is it ok to get genuinely angry with someone when they give you a gift that you asked them not to?
on May 4th, 2012 |
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Why doesn't anyone talk about "Mad Cow" disease anymore?
on May 4th, 2012 |
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If you shoot someone and they die but it turns out there were blanks in your gun and they died from shock, are you a murderer?
on May 4th, 2012 |
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How do we know you're legit? Why should we trust any of your answers?
on May 4th, 2012 |
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All your mom wanted was for you to meet someone NORMAL. What do you think your mom meant by "normal?"
on May 3rd, 2012 |
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Who are America's most successful ExCons?
on May 3rd, 2012 |
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If you murder your boss, but then find out he's actually a zombie, are you off the hook?
on May 3rd, 2012 |
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How come the people we'd actually LOVE to see wearing saggy pants rarely do?
on May 3rd, 2012 |
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Is it true that carbon fiber planes like the F117 Stealth Fighter would shatter into pieces if hit with a bullet?
on May 3rd, 2012 |
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Have you ever met/talked to a "spook" up close? (CIA/FBI/Secret Service...)
on May 3rd, 2012 |
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Why would you carefully check the credentials of someone who would do permanent laser work on your eyes, but not a tattoo artist's?
on May 3rd, 2012 |
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Could Carole King be held liabel if someone imitated "Smackwater Jack" and murdered a congregation with a shotgun?
on May 3rd, 2012 |
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Is it illegal to murder the evil monkey that lives in your closet?
on May 3rd, 2012 |
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Spirit Airlines will charge up to $100 for CARRY ON bags! Yikes! Too much? Are you pissed?
on May 3rd, 2012 |
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Yinz taars needs fixed?
on May 3rd, 2012 |
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Is cotton a perennial?
on May 3rd, 2012 |
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If you file down a cat's teeth would they resharpen them as they do with their claws?
on May 3rd, 2012 |
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Who are America's most successful ExCons? (Presumably they're doing more with their lives than complaining about AB question categories)
on May 3rd, 2012 |
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Does the military actually prefer to use confusing terms rather than plain English?
on May 3rd, 2012 |
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If you had a question about murder laws and posted it here, would it generate heat?
on May 3rd, 2012 |
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What do you do that pisses your cat off enough that it would bite you?
on May 2nd, 2012 |
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Do you think of AB as a "place?"
on May 2nd, 2012 |
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| 1 person likes this
What's something that would likely make you sneeze?
on May 2nd, 2012 |
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Do some families have a natural resistance to cancer?
on May 2nd, 2012 |
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| 1 person likes this
Have you ever had a beer with your old man?
on May 2nd, 2012 |
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| 9 people like this
Did Ralph ever kick out Norton (the sewer-worker) and tell him to go shower?
on May 2nd, 2012 |
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Did you ever watch any of those awful Italian-dubbed "Sons of Hercules" movies?
on May 2nd, 2012 |
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| 2 people like this
Are kids today jealous that our generation could fly ships to the moon while all their generation can do is play Angry Birds?
on May 2nd, 2012 |
7 answers
| 1 person likes this
You're meeting Diego Mendez for the first time. Is it racist to say "hola" to him? Or is it being considerate?
on May 2nd, 2012 |
5 answers
Just one ________. . . That's all it took.
on May 2nd, 2012 |
7 answers
| 2 people like this
Can a single person with no family ever get their money's worth from a Costco/Sams Club membership?
on May 2nd, 2012 |
2 answers
Do mean racist jerks deserve the same rights and protection as everyone else?
on May 2nd, 2012 |
9 answers
| 1 person likes this
Half of supermarket chicken is tainted with feces. Care for some chicken?
on May 2nd, 2012 |
6 answers
| 1 person likes this
Do you see anything wrong with the theme of rape in fine art?
on May 2nd, 2012 |
7 answers
Are you doing your dead level best? Are you really?
on May 2nd, 2012 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
How often do you feel like this?:
on May 2nd, 2012 |
6 answers
| 3 people like this
Luciano Pavarotti came back to life and is singing in your living room. What is he singing?
on May 2nd, 2012 |
7 answers
| 3 people like this
Should laws in California be changed to require the governor to be fluent in both English and Spanish?
on May 2nd, 2012 |
6 answers
| 2 people like this
What is a typical bachelor meal?
on May 2nd, 2012 |
5 answers
| 2 people like this
Do science publications intentionally titilate with stories about "great tits?"
on May 2nd, 2012 |
One answer
Why does Schrödinger's cat only get 2 lives when all other cats get 9?
on May 2nd, 2012 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Do you need a smart key to open a Smart car?
on May 2nd, 2012 |
One answer
Does it help to pour viagra on your wallet?
on May 1st, 2012 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
Unlike in the US, in Europe they _____________.
on May 1st, 2012 |
5 answers
| 2 people like this
What's the point of SETI efforts to listen to aliens when we can't even understand intelligent species on THIS planet such as dolphins?
on May 1st, 2012 |
5 answers
| 2 people like this
Is there a sound you hear in the night that you find comforting when you're trying to sleep?
on May 1st, 2012 |
6 answers
| 4 people like this
If a CL drives you to suicide by hounding you about your question categories, is it murder?
on May 1st, 2012 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
Do you know anyone who wears sparkles?
on May 1st, 2012 |
One answer
If you climb onto an elevator with Schrödinger and you kill him, but he's simultaneously waiting for the elevator downstairs is it murder?
on May 1st, 2012 |
One answer
So what happened to everyone who said we'd all be living in "Second Life" by now?
on May 1st, 2012 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
If you murdered someone then went back in time and prevented passage of laws prohibiting murder are you still a murderer?
on May 1st, 2012 |
2 answers
If you died of the shame of being scolded by a CL for putting a question about cars in the cars category, is it murder?
on May 1st, 2012 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
What's your favorite color of foreign money?
on May 1st, 2012 |
2 answers
I'm glad I won't live forever because ___________________.
on May 1st, 2012 |
6 answers
| 3 people like this
Where can I buy an "Emo Commando Barbie?"
on May 1st, 2012 |
One answer
Is there something that always brings you down?
on May 1st, 2012 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
Would I be sued if I wrote a book about Harry Potter the doctor? (no relation to the wizard)
on May 1st, 2012 |
2 answers
What's a sure sign that your cat is getting into trouble?
on May 1st, 2012 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
Now that I'm a swami do I get free cookies in the AB cafeteria?
on May 1st, 2012 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Is it racist to prefer to see white rather than yellow or brown when you peek in a diaper?
on May 1st, 2012 |
5 answers
| 2 people like this
If you could go back and time and kill Hitler when he was a child, wouldn't you just be a murderer of an innocent child?
on May 1st, 2012 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
How did "field hockey" catch on among girls in the USA?
on May 1st, 2012 |
One answer
Would you ever knock up the cat?
on April 30th, 2012 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
Does it actually hurt to be hit with a Kendo stick?
on April 30th, 2012 |
8 answers
| 3 people like this
Wasn't Jesus invented as the antidote for god?
on April 30th, 2012 |
6 answers
| 2 people like this
Do I need new headphones?
on April 30th, 2012 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
Who's the d*ckweed that's going around deleting perfectly reasonable questions left and right?
on April 30th, 2012 |
3 answers
| 4 people like this
What color are the fire trucks in your town (NO, they are NOT all red.)
on April 30th, 2012 |
4 answers
| 3 people like this
Are women bakers more at risk for yeast infections? In other words, is it the same sort of yeast?
on April 30th, 2012 |
7 answers
| 3 people like this
What was the last thing you cooked in butter?
on April 30th, 2012 |
8 answers
| 6 people like this
Why do we have magnetic poles at our spin axis points?
on April 30th, 2012 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why was a 70 year old woman in Stamford Ct. allowed to keep a Chimpanzee that could kill someone or rip their face off?
on April 30th, 2012 |
5 answers
| 1 person likes this
If you mixed your favorite M&M color and your favorite nail polish color, what color would you have?
on April 30th, 2012 |
4 answers
| 3 people like this
Have an opinion?
on April 30th, 2012 |
2 answers
| 3 people like this
What is your favorite color of neurotoxic gas?
on April 30th, 2012 |
3 answers
What color would you like to paint Obama's face?
on April 30th, 2012 |
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| 2 people like this
What's your favorite color of mushrooms?
on April 30th, 2012 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
What color would you like to paint Romney's face?
on April 30th, 2012 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
What's your favorite color for a surfboard?
on April 30th, 2012 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
What's your favorite color of blood?
on April 30th, 2012 |
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| 3 people like this
What's your favorite color other than red, green blue, orange, purple, yellow or violet?
on April 30th, 2012 |
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| 1 person likes this
You're having a picnic with your family when a strange unleashed dog comes over and lunges for the plate of chicken. Reaction?
on April 30th, 2012 |
5 answers
| 2 people like this
Should an obese man have the same right to wear a skimpy thong as a shapely young woman?
on April 30th, 2012 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
What would you think of having the first ever AB Cinco de Mayo party?
on April 30th, 2012 |
4 answers
| 3 people like this
Would small-minded people who complain about the categories of AB questions prefer if we only asked questions about favorite colors?
on April 30th, 2012 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Would Obama like to see his alma mater Harvard diced up into a half dozen community colleges?
on April 30th, 2012 |
2 answers
What do you think of those dog-barking-control collars that give electric shocks?
on April 30th, 2012 |
10 answers
| 2 people like this
Who's your favorite "Manic Pixie Dream Girl?"
on April 29th, 2012 |
no answers
What's your favorite song that's about "fire" or "heat?"
on April 29th, 2012 |
23 answers
| 8 people like this
If you murdered 3 people at 3pm, and 4 people at 4pm, and 5 people at 5pm, what time is it now?
on April 29th, 2012 |
10 answers
| 6 people like this
If you were trying to shoot someone but shot their reflection instead but the bullet ricocheted and killed them is it murder?
on April 29th, 2012 |
6 answers
How many clowns could fit in your car?
on April 29th, 2012 |
12 answers
| 3 people like this
Which actor is worse, Jeff Goldblum? or Ben Stiller?
on April 29th, 2012 |
12 answers
| 3 people like this
Are we on the same page?
on April 29th, 2012 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
I'm bored with the usual BBQ. Do you have a suggestion of something unusual to BBQ?
on April 29th, 2012 |
7 answers
| 3 people like this
Does that guy from Sales irritate you when he says "HEY, Mangina boy!" every time he sees you?
on April 29th, 2012 |
no answers
Why is WWE Wrestling shown on the Science Fiction (Syfy) channel? It's fantasy sure, but it's not Science Fiction.
on April 29th, 2012 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why would you call the bible "the good book" when it advises people to enslave, rape and murder others?
on April 29th, 2012 |
7 answers
| 5 people like this
Are animals dying from flesh eating bacteria as well? Or just humans?
on April 29th, 2012 |
3 answers
Are you hamstrung?
on April 29th, 2012 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
Can you see the writing on the wall? What does it say?
on April 29th, 2012 |
8 answers
| 2 people like this
Shall I knock you up in the morning?
on April 29th, 2012 |
4 answers
| 3 people like this
God save the queen. Have you taken this oath? If she has god's help, why does she need yours?
on April 29th, 2012 |
11 answers
Do you have to break a leg to have a cast party?
on April 28th, 2012 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
How did MGM decide to use a lion as their symbol?
on April 28th, 2012 |
2 answers
Is just Walt Disney's head cryo-frozen? or his whole body?
on April 28th, 2012 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
If you only have one bullet, where should you shoot a zombie?
on April 28th, 2012 |
13 answers
| 5 people like this
You mother, your doctor and your vegan friend and I just decided to put you on an all-spam diet for the rest of your life, ok?
on April 28th, 2012 |
6 answers
| 4 people like this
How's your family's fecundity?
on April 28th, 2012 |
2 answers
If you were shooting at an empty car and dislodged the parking brake and it rolled down a hill over a coven of crippled nuns, is it murder?
on April 28th, 2012 |
5 answers
| 1 person likes this
You have a private chef for the evening who will cook you chicken any way you want. How would you like your chicken cooked?
on April 28th, 2012 |
10 answers
| 6 people like this
Apple needs some new product ideas. Any suggestions for them?
on April 28th, 2012 |
4 answers
Is there any way to look up a house and find out if it's under foreclosure?
on April 28th, 2012 |
3 answers
What was the last thing you bought that was spoiled?
on April 28th, 2012 |
One answer
What kind of accend did Fred Flintstone have?
on April 28th, 2012 |
5 answers
| 2 people like this
Madonna... Why is anyone still buying what that untalented hag is selling?
on April 28th, 2012 |
One answer
| 2 people like this
When people wash themselves with a bidet, is that instead of toilet paper? or in addition to it?
on April 28th, 2012 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Why have some of the greatest movie roles of recent years gone to 3rd rate actors like Toby McGuire and Keanu Reeves?
on April 28th, 2012 |
8 answers
| 3 people like this
Have you found your "real world" or "internet-based" friends to be more reliable and trustworthy?
on April 28th, 2012 |
3 answers
| 3 people like this
Can you name a TV show that dealt with deep metaphysical issues?
on April 28th, 2012 |
7 answers
Can we all fit in there?
on April 28th, 2012 |
2 answers
Patty loves to rock and roll, but why did a hot dog make her lose control?
on April 28th, 2012 |
no answers
What exactly are we doing here?
on April 27th, 2012 |
One answer
Identical twins look alike, but do they also think alike? Would they come up with the same answers on a test?
on April 27th, 2012 |
6 answers
| 1 person likes this
Where can an amputee buy just one shoe? Or must they buy a pair and throw one out?
on April 27th, 2012 |
2 answers
| 3 people like this
Which company is more responsible?
on April 27th, 2012 |
8 answers
| 4 people like this
When was the last time you actually worked, not just making an appearance and watching the clock?
on April 27th, 2012 |
6 answers
| 5 people like this
What's a good way to conserve heat?
on April 27th, 2012 |
3 answers
| 3 people like this
What's the number 1 item on your "to do" list?
on April 27th, 2012 |
10 answers
| 3 people like this
It's FRIDAY! Shall we go tie one on?
on April 27th, 2012 |
2 answers
Where should you not pee?
on April 27th, 2012 |
25 answers
| 11 people like this
Why do we simultaneously claim that insects are incapable of emotion yet use terms like "angry as a swarm of hornets?"
on April 27th, 2012 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
I'm in line for _________.
on April 27th, 2012 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
Would you mind cat food sandwiches for dinner tonight?
on April 27th, 2012 |
10 answers
| 3 people like this
If you were in high school band, did you get anything good out of the experience?
on April 27th, 2012 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
Do you feel it's true that the reason political candidates suck is because donors want fools in office that they can control?
on April 27th, 2012 |
5 answers
| 1 person likes this
Does that slime stuff in tires actually work?
on April 27th, 2012 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Can you fire a Glock pistol in space?
on April 26th, 2012 |
9 answers
| 3 people like this
Can you tell us about when you got caught masturbating?
on April 26th, 2012 |
3 answers
| 3 people like this
Is it obvious if a whale has an erection?
on April 26th, 2012 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
You're driving through an unfamiliar city. You're entering a bad neighborhood... what tipped you off to that fact?
on April 26th, 2012 |
10 answers
If god created fire and god created animals isn't it fair to assume that god wanted us to enjoy BBQ?
on April 26th, 2012 |
7 answers
| 2 people like this
Does Jennifer Love Hewitt more than Hewitt loves Jennifer?
on April 26th, 2012 |
5 answers
| 1 person likes this
Deja vu? Bernanke says US economy is about to drive off a cliff, but congress is only working on one thing: Roger Clemens.
on April 26th, 2012 |
no answers
| 1 person likes this
What would you think of a new Answerbag policy where you get spanked if you ask a silly question?
on April 26th, 2012 |
6 answers
| 2 people like this
Would you like a cigar?
on April 26th, 2012 |
4 answers
Would you rather live in Boring, Oregon, or Dull, Scotland?
on April 26th, 2012 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Can you name a food that's intentionally cooked until burnt/blackened?
on April 26th, 2012 |
5 answers
| 2 people like this
Traditionally, no salt is used in bread in Northern Italy, but do they use salt in their pizza crust?
on April 26th, 2012 |
One answer
What's the cheapest meal that you would be willing to eat?
on April 26th, 2012 |
22 answers
| 5 people like this
Can I interest you in a nice chunk of liverwurst?
on April 26th, 2012 |
6 answers
| 1 person likes this
Do you have first hand experience with a merger/acquisition/hostile takeover? What was it like?
on April 26th, 2012 |
no answers
What is something you should NOT order during a business/interview lunch?
on April 26th, 2012 |
9 answers
| 3 people like this
If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh?
on April 26th, 2012 |
4 answers
When the US "secretly" (and illegally) flies drone bombs in Pakistan, are the parts really stamped "Made in USA?"
on April 26th, 2012 |
no answers
Don't you know you should KNOCK? >:-(
on April 25th, 2012 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
What happens if you're given the wrong type of blood?
on April 25th, 2012 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
Are there any laws against carrying a flamethrower?
on April 25th, 2012 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
Is there something that you buy that you never manage to use up before it goes bad?
on April 25th, 2012 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
If you were taken out to lunch for a job interview and your interviewer chokes and falls on the floor, what would you do?
on April 25th, 2012 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
If you're cooking chicken soup from scratch, when should you add the parsley?
on April 25th, 2012 |
One answer
Is there a normal topping or combination of toppings on pizza that ruins it for you?
on April 25th, 2012 |
6 answers
| 2 people like this
How much should you tip a stewardess?
on April 25th, 2012 |
4 answers
What would you think of an airline run by "Hooters" with hot stewardesses, serving beer and wings on board?
on April 25th, 2012 |
8 answers
| 1 person likes this
What are some things that the 99% could do to improve their lives?
on April 25th, 2012 |
7 answers
If you could easily save someone who's choking but choose not to because you don't like them, is it murder?
on April 25th, 2012 |
9 answers
| 1 person likes this
Do you think your DNR order might some day be used against you?
on April 25th, 2012 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Would you be in favor of the US Mail serving drinks from their trucks to help balance the budget?
on April 25th, 2012 |
2 answers
Why does the White House always claim "full confidence" in someone like the CIA director just before they're fired?
on April 25th, 2012 |
2 answers
You see a roadside food stand. Do you thin, YUM, burritos!, or do you think ACK! Food poisoning?
on April 25th, 2012 |
7 answers
| 2 people like this
Whom do you think is THE musical genius to watch for the next 20 years?
on April 25th, 2012 |
8 answers
| 1 person likes this
A crazy person is approaching you. What tipped you off that the're crazy?
on April 25th, 2012 |
15 answers
| 6 people like this
Are elephants proof that there are beings more powerful than us? Should we bow down to them and pray?
on April 24th, 2012 |
5 answers
Are you sure? really... are you SURE?
on April 24th, 2012 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Other than farming are there other ways to change poop into food?
on April 24th, 2012 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
________ smells so good that it makes me _________.
on April 24th, 2012 |
2 answers
| 2 people like this
We believe in democracy. We voted and decided to cook you for dinner and divide your wealth among us. OK?
on April 24th, 2012 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
Are you offended by the idolatry encouraged by "American Idol?"
on April 24th, 2012 |
5 answers
| 1 person likes this
Do you know of a legitimate actor who started in porn?
on April 24th, 2012 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
If someone dies but could be revived, but instead you freeze them in liquid nitrogen, is it murder?
on April 24th, 2012 |
2 answers
Chicago pizza 3" thick. Does this appeal to you?
on April 24th, 2012 |
16 answers
| 7 people like this
Does the whole world recognize Chicago as the home of the blues?
on April 24th, 2012 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
What's a good ironic present to give someone you really hate?
on April 24th, 2012 |
12 answers
| 5 people like this
What's your favorite French phrase? And don't tell me you don't have one.
on April 24th, 2012 |
21 answers
| 9 people like this
What would happen if you went back in time and talked the mothers of pro abortion folks into having abortions?
on April 24th, 2012 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
If you went back in time and murdered your younger self, would you be a murderer?
on April 24th, 2012 |
5 answers
How did it come to pass that "CLEVELAND ROCKS?"
on April 23rd, 2012 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
How can you have an email sent to someone automatically after you die?
on April 23rd, 2012 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
Do you ever intentionally buy a snack or meal that you don't care much for?
on April 23rd, 2012 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
Do you think Johnny Cash's ghost would be proud?
on April 23rd, 2012 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
what was the youngest legal marriage performed in the USA?
on April 23rd, 2012 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
Who is a musician's musician?
on April 23rd, 2012 |
3 answers
Why did 60's-70's television always peddle a wealth fantasy?
on April 23rd, 2012 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
What might a friend do that you'd consider unforgivable?
on April 23rd, 2012 |
10 answers
| 6 people like this
Have you ever wished you were French?
on April 23rd, 2012 |
24 answers
| 8 people like this
Why did people start associating fire and brimstone with Lucifer when it was actually god who killed people with them?
on April 23rd, 2012 |
3 answers
| 2 people like this
I'm a little jealous that other people get called __________ but I don't. :(
on April 23rd, 2012 |
One answer
| 2 people like this
Are you messing with me?
on April 23rd, 2012 |
4 answers
| 3 people like this
If a redhead goes bald, are they still a redhead?
on April 23rd, 2012 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen/eaten on a sandwich?
on April 23rd, 2012 |
2 answers
Does a movie like "O Brother Where Art Thou" hurt Homer's Odyssey on which it was based?
on April 23rd, 2012 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Do you think it's cruel to kick a robot?
on April 23rd, 2012 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
What was the last movie to use a real fleet of helicopters, not CGI fakes?
on April 23rd, 2012 |
One answer
Were Mungo Jerry's sideburns real?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
3 answers
| 3 people like this
Can you show us your bra?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
13 answers
| 6 people like this
Did you secure the hatches?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
5 answers
| 1 person likes this
What is the ratio of good and useful answers to crappy ignorant opinions and troll-turds you get on your questions here?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
no answers
What subjects are likely taught within a college "Humanities" department?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
3 answers
| 1 person likes this
How many murderers would a murderer-murdering murderer murder, if a murdering murderer would murder murderers?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
If the state prescribes death for wrongfully killing, who can kill the state when it wrongfully kills?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
One answer
| 1 person likes this
If you murdered someone and then the Pope gave you a dispensation, are you still a murderer?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
4 answers
| 3 people like this
When (if ever) was the last time you were up all night, and why?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
4 answers
Most shrimp I get these days have no flavor. Are there still kinds of shrimp that have taste? What kinds?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
Who paid George Zimmerman's $150,000 bail? Or do neighborhood watch volunteers get paid that well?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
8 answers
| 1 person likes this
Can men with man-boobs nurse babies?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
One answer
Is this your garbage man?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
One answer
| 2 people like this
We know about famous blind musicians, but are there famous blind in other careers as well?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
2 answers
Bob makes a pizza in 45 seconds, Bill makes a pizza in 45 minutes. Do you value Bill's more?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Why have shoes gotten so expensive lately? Are there any good quality bargains still available?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
2 answers
| 1 person likes this
Can you start a fire with boxing matches?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
One answer
When and what was your last "meat and potatoes" meal?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
12 answers
| 2 people like this
How do you remove your boogers when you're pretty sure you're alone?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
6 answers
| 4 people like this
Are you able to change a tire by yourself?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
15 answers
| 6 people like this
What planet are these carrots from?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
3 answers
What do you think she meant by "Jag har inte tid för en fet fascist amerikanska slusk som du som inte kan ta tid att lära sig svenska?"
on April 22nd, 2012 |
2 answers
What was Johnny Cash trying to tell you?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
7 answers
| 2 people like this
For goodness sake! Have you done the hippy hippy shake?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
2 answers
Can you name something annoying about New Yorkers?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
5 answers
| 1 person likes this
How many helmets do you own, and of what types?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
5 answers
| 3 people like this
Who wears the pants in a Scottish family?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
2 answers
Does the bible promote an unhealthy high-sodium diet?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
3 answers
Can that which is tasteless be eaten without salt, or is there any taste in the juice of the mallow?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
no answers
A god walks into a bar with a kangaroo and a bag of fish. What's the punchline?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
6 answers
| 1 person likes this
If Jesus, god and Netanyahu went out for a pizza, what toppings could they agree on?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
4 answers
Who will god vote for in the next election?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
If god were paddling upstream at 3mph with a crosswind at 4mph, how long would it take him to get to Cleveland?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
3 answers
Who would win? Three way battle between the big guys, god, Zeus and Jupiter.
on April 22nd, 2012 |
3 answers
Would you be pissed if someone you thought was your friend turned your wife into a pillar of salt?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
2 answers
Why would you want to be friends with someone who says "This race of men whom I have created, I will wipe them off the face of the earth"
on April 22nd, 2012 |
9 answers
Created in god's image?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
7 answers
| 1 person likes this
Does god prefer sailboats or power boats?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
4 answers
What's god's favorite cereal?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
9 answers
| 6 people like this
Ima make a movie about god. Which actor would make the best god?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
11 answers
| 6 people like this
Expensive cars aren't necessarily cool... What is the COOLEST car?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
12 answers
| 4 people like this
What's your PROBLEM anyway?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
4 answers
| 2 people like this
Why does "Carrot Top" keep getting weirder and weirder?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
4 answers
| 1 person likes this
If Jason Statham challenged Jesus to a shot-drinking contest, who would win?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
6 answers
| 1 person likes this
If Jesus and Chuck Norris went into a bar and started a fight with God, who would win?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
6 answers
| 2 people like this
If you murdered someone then went back in time to when they were still alive, are you still a murderer?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
One answer
Why are you in that hole?
on April 22nd, 2012 |
7 answers
| 1 person likes this
In Western movies, they always walk around with spurs dragging on the floor, wouldn't they have removed them in real life?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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Hey Artie, if you agreed to murder two people for a dollar and decided to choke them by the Piggly Wiggly, what would the headlines say?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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What is a town/city name so dreadful that you'd lie rather than admit to being from there?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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Are those who claim Islam is a religion of peace just plain lying?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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| 5 people like this
Why wasn't Tiger Woods arrested after that low speed police chase?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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If Obama converted to Mormonism and married 12 underage brides before the next election, whom would you vote for?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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Got lobstahs?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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| 2 people like this
How do you keep zombie brainwaves from interrupting your sleep?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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| 3 people like this
How many earth women did god knock up?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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| 1 person likes this
Can an IPod Touch be used as a GPS-like positioning device?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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The original Star Trek had romantic encounters with every bridge staffperson except Sulu. Why not him as well?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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Do anti-conspiracy theory thugs prevent serious inquiry into the real threats we face?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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| 1 person likes this
Where can I sign up for a tour of Chernobyl?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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| 2 people like this
Is the Dodge Cobra still made?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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| 1 person likes this
Do Gomer and Potus get together to drink beer and go bowling?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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Can a man be "scantily clad?" or is that term only used when talking about women?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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| 3 people like this
If someone lent you $10 and you murdered them, would you have to declare the $10 as income?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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Was Jesus really a Muslim from Kenya?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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What assumptions would you make about someone who would dress and pose like this?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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| 1 person likes this
Have you ever gotten in serious trouble for uncontrollable laughing?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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| 1 person likes this
If a guy goes by the name ____________ people will generally think he's retarded.
on April 21st, 2012 |
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Have any of those many illicit dog-human couplings produced offspring?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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Why is pitching a "no hitter" a big deal? It sounds like the most boring game possible.
on April 21st, 2012 |
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| 2 people like this
When you asked her on a date, what exactly do you think she meant by her texted response: roflmaow/acob-gfy,a!
on April 21st, 2012 |
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A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.
B is for Basil devoured by bears.
C is for ________________
on April 21st, 2012 |
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| 7 people like this
If John Cena were having an affair with your wife and offered you $100 to keep it quiet or else he'd kick your ass.. What would you do?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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| 2 people like this
Why would anyone with a nice name like "Richard" say "call me DICK?"
on April 21st, 2012 |
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| 1 person likes this
Whom do you think is the smartest woman presently in public life?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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| 3 people like this
What gets your knickers in a tangle?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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Dare you give it a squeeze?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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| 2 people like this
Are "skin tags" cancer?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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| 1 person likes this
Have you heard the good news of Cheeses? Cheeses loves you. Cheeses will save you.
on April 21st, 2012 |
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| 2 people like this
Why do PETA extremists have a cow about declawing a cat, but not about neutering a cat?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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| 1 person likes this
Can I has meatball sandwich?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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| 2 people like this
I'd refuse to work for a boss who lacks _______________.
on April 21st, 2012 |
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| 5 people like this
People take ____________ way too seriously.
on April 21st, 2012 |
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| 3 people like this
Have there been there any known cases where a woman had 2 uteruses/uteri?
on April 21st, 2012 |
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Can an animal commit murder?
on April 20th, 2012 |
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| 1 person likes this
Can you deal with George Takei's Happy Dance?
on April 20th, 2012 |
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Why are you making that gurgling sound?
on April 20th, 2012 |
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| 1 person likes this
Were there many Jews on the Japanese Imperial Army? Weren't they the ones who said "Torah Torah Torah?"
on April 20th, 2012 |
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If you're Jewish is it ok to eat Church's Fried Chicken?
on April 20th, 2012 |
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If I told you not to touch my car but you did and it blew up and killed you because of a crossed wire I didn't mention is it murder?
on April 20th, 2012 |
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If I told you not to touch my cheese but you did anyway and it killed you because of a rare mold I didn't mention, is it murder?
on April 20th, 2012 |
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If someone is found not guilty of murder then they admit they did it, are they legally a murderer?
on April 20th, 2012 |
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If you're arrested for murder can you get a court-appointed public relations agent instead of a lawyer?
on April 20th, 2012 |
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If your nickname is "Guilty Bob" and you're arrested for murder, can you refuse to disclose your nickname?
on April 20th, 2012 |
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If you're arrested for murder, can you demand low fat milk with your coffee during questioning?
on April 20th, 2012 |
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| 1 person likes this
Would you find it easier to be friends with a murderer if they're good looking?
on April 20th, 2012 |
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| 4 people like this
If you murdered someone with ice cream and the ice cream melted, should the police re-freeze it?
on April 20th, 2012 |
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If you murdered someone with fried chicken then ate the chicken, could the police pump your stomach for evidence?
on April 20th, 2012 |
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When was the last time you had orange juice?
on April 20th, 2012 |
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| 5 people like this
Did you take my bananas?
on April 20th, 2012 |
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| 6 people like this
Who would win a 3-way battle between God, Jesus and Chuck Norris?
on April 20th, 2012 |
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Is it wrong for dyslexics to worship their dogs??
on April 20th, 2012 |
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| 1 person likes this