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Bend Over ! what do u c ??
The floor.
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I have a problem when people yell at me, I just simply can't do it back. Suggestions or reasons?
It's more effective to quietly say "I'm not your mother, you don't yell at me. Talk civilly, or leave."
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Have you seen an ugly baby? Are they all cute?
Beauty of course is in the eye of the beholder.
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If kickball were a pro sport, would you watch it?
Maybe if there were a few changes, like a time bomb inside the ball.
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Bright red hair is a sign of _________!
A scalping in Ireland
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You are a god of what?
I am the god of hellfire and I bring you:
Fire, I'll take you to burn.
Fire, I'll take you to learn.
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If God can prevent evil, then how do you explain the Star Wars prequels?
God is Darth Vader, the destruction of Alderan correlates with the great flood destroying everyone but Noah and his boat. Thus God, like Vader, was the embodiment of evil and the heartless killer of millions. The new hope... is Luke/Jesus, whom we hope will topple the old tyrant. Can Darth/God prevent evil? Only by "preventing"/stopping himself. Ironic, but that's the only way it would be...
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sometimes the -------- is so great that ---------
number of dashes in a question
I'm overwhelmed
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How do you estimate your IQ without actually taking a test?
IQ is only an old outdated test of a couple of intellectual abilities, it's not nearly comprehensive in that it doesn't measure things like creativity or musical ability. But your question asks how you could estimate how you'd do on a TEST without taking a TEST. That's kind of like estimating how much you can DRINK without DRINKING anything. In short, if you learn quickly, you have unusual/deep...
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If you could bury one thing today that'll be valuable in 200 years, what would it be?
AC Cobra, mint condition.
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Aren't you disgusted as to how cows are treated in slaughter houses?
Maybe instead of the instantaneous shot to the head the cows get in the slaughter house you would prefer seeing how they die (and they DO die) in the wild, ripped apart by wild animals as this buffalo is by lions, ravaged by disease, starving... Wake up and smell the coffee.
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Are caissons manufactured anywhere in U.S.A.?
If you're talking about the type used in engineering and architecture for underwater work and foundations,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caisson_%28engineering%29
yes, there are many US companies that produce them, including the American Bridge Company in Coraopolis PA.
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What do you do when a child you are babysitting for cries?
First: Find out if they are in any immediate danger such as having a finger caught in a crib latch or being bitten by something.
Second: If no danger, find out if something hurts, and if so, what/where. Look for a mark, blood, swelling, or anything unusual.
Third: If no danger, no injury, try to comfort them, calm them, and if they're verbal get them to talk about what's bothering them.
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How many atoms of hydrocarbon are in benzene?
BETTER THAN GREAT ANSWER
Another brain-damaged answerbag staff question (sigh).
Pay attention and try hard to learn something.
There's no such thing as "hydrocarbon atoms."
Atoms are of elements, and hydrocarbons are not elements.
You can have molecules of hydrocarbons, and you can have atoms of hydrogen, oxygen, carbon, and so forth.
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Name a song with the name of an "American city" in it?
Cleveland ROCKS!
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Name a song with the name of an "American city" in it?
Truckin' - got my chips cashed in
Keep Truckin - like the doodah man
Together - more or less in line
Just keep Truckin on
Arrows of neon and flashing marquees out on Main Street
Chicago, New York, Detroit it's all on the same street
Your typical city involved in a typical daydream
Hang it up and see what tomorrow brings
Dallas - got a soft machine
Houston - too close to New Orleans
New York -...
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What's another way of saying "You're ugly"?
Wait, let me take down my mirrors before you walk through my house.
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It would REALLY make my day if___________________?
it started raining hundred dollar bills.
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Am I less a man for liking cream and sugar in my coffee?
I'm sure you still have the pink tutu on...
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Name a city that starts with the letter A?
Auburn
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Describe your weekend in one word?
Fleeting
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are you afraid of trees?
When they're burning or falling, yes.
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What is your favorite kind of bagel and what do you put on it?
Everything bagel with cream cheese, lox, Spanish onion, Beefsteak tomato, lettuce, and capers.
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What can i do if im bored?
Start fires.
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Is a tutor a teacher? Is there really any difference between a teacher & a tutor?
In addition to Friendly Stranger's comment that tutoring tends to be one-on-one, I'd add that tutoring is usually remedial or supplemental, rather than the primary component of one's education. Even when one is home schooled, the primary mode of learning then is typically self learning, with a tutor supplementing, checking, evaluating, and remediating where necessary.
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Why do most people use "Christ" like it was Jesus' last name?
Should we use "Montero" as his last name instead?
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Respect my ___?
find out what it means to me.
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What can you use to clean DARK bird droppings on Red Patio blocks? Do you know how to get the stain off?
Dark bird droppings are often the result of eating berries, which may leave an organic stain on stone. After rinsing it off it should come off with bleach, but try a small area first. While bleach shouldn't hurt any stone, the color of the stone may be partly due to algae in it, so bleaching a small portion might leave a lighter spot.
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Whats something you cant refuse on the weekend
A nice iced tea after mowing the lawn.
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Why won't people stop using Facebook and send Mark Zuckerboogy to the poor house crying like a little girl?
Too late. When everyone else was buying Facebook shares, he was selling, over a $billion worth. If Facebook evaporates tomorrow, he's still a billionaire.
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Are you nuts? ____________ is invited to dinner at MY place?!
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Is the art of good conversation dead?
cd b. r u abl?
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F*ck it! Lets just all______?
jump the shark.
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Can you name a "clip-on" product?
Clothes pins
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Can you think of product that is successful despite a nasty sounding brand name?
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were going to have a __________tonight :-) ?
an interspecies orgy
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Can you stay awake for 24 hours? Honest?
.
I've stayed awake for 72 hours without chemical help other than 2 cups of coffee.
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I can see __________?
Joe the Plumber's butt crack.
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What is a natural deodorized for a chicken coop? We have a chicken coop and the smell when we clean it is very strong. Is there a deodorized that is natural so we can pick under the wood chips or something. The smell is only bad, cleaning it out.
Cedar shavings help.
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What's the shortest time you've ever worked at a job?
Some time ago, I shoveled Mrs. Potter's walkway for a dollar, that took about 15 minutes.
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Did you ever just pay a bill that you didn't owe just to get people off your back?
no, but something similar: When my son was young and rode the city bus he was big for his age and the drivers gave him a hard time every time about paying the child fare, so I gave him money for the adult fare so he wouldn't have to argue every time.
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If you were forced to serve in the military, which branch would you serve in?
The Swiss Army.
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When you cook do you have a lot of imagination? See description...
I don't think that "always" doing something indicates imagination whether it's adding seasonings and veggies or not adding them. But to answer your question, yes, I cook with a lot of imagination and try out new combinations and ingredients frequently.
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Coupon clipper? Yay or Nay?
Not anymore. I find it's rarely worth the time since I'm shopping only for one these days. Back in the days of buying food for a family and bags of diapers I did my share of heavy duty couponing.
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What is the opposite of an artist?
A Mormon.
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How is dyslexia cured?
There's no cure per se, but there are a number of things that can be done to diminish its effects. One is concentration training. Another is the use of tinted/colored lenses.
http://www.aoa.org/x5418.xml
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Which language do you speak? ______________________
loQ vIjatlhlaH Dajatlh'a'
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If you could teach Mr. George Bush one thing, what would it be?
To suppress the urge to speak in public.
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What is more unforgivable leaving the toilet seat up or peeing in the shower?
The real question is: Clogging the toilet by trying to flush sanitary pads, or leaving bloody underwear soaking in the sink?
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Do you know any good survival techniques for living in the woods?
"Tapping" a maple tree in Spring as is done to make maple syrup is a good source of pure drinking water.
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Name 4 things you must always have in a car for survival...
1) Beer
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/the-other-side/man-survives-on-frozen-beer-for-three-days-in-car-during-alaskan-snowdrift/story-e6frfhk6-1226214417651
2) Blanket
3) Towel
4) Victoria's Secret underwear model
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Can anything good be learned from an idiot?
Without an idiot to study, it would be difficult to learn how high an idiot bounces when dropped from a high place.
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Do you know an unusual cover, like Frank Sinatra singing a Beatles song?
Joan Baez singing Led Zeppelin's "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You." Joan actually sang it first, but Zeppelin owned it.
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Facebook opened at $38 a share and right now it is at $31. What's going on with FB? Was it overpriced or is it underdesired? Why?
Facebook has been good with the hype but bad with the profits. GM announced at about the time of the IPO that they were pulling all advertising from FB.
http://www.news24.com/SciTech/News/GM-pulls-ads-from-Facebook-20120516
Also a multi billion dollar lawsuit was (suspiciously) announced coinciding with the IPO...
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Zipper or button fly?
My sweatpants have neither.
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Fav Sally Field movie ?
Stay Hungry, along with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jeff Bridges. Other than this movie almost all of her roles are either a perpetual teen (Gidget) or a mother/grandmother.
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What do you look like?
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What meal/ recipe did your mother teach you how to make ? anything ?
Nothing. Even when I was a kid I taught her more about cooking than vice versa.
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Can God bring evil to an end?
You keep asking the same questions, you'll keep getting the same answers, anil. That jerk god couldn't "bring evil to an end" except by killing. He was so frustrated by his impotence that he killed everyone on earth in Noah's time, then killed everyone in Sodom, Gomorrah, Admah, Zeboim and Bela. He's a mean sob, and he not your friend. When Michael Vick killed a few DOGS for not living up to...
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Are you CPR trained and certified?If not have you thought about this?
Yes, I'm Red Cross certified in CPR, lifesaving and water safety instruction. Also a certified scuba diver.
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Cool to get to 2nd base with a mermaid, but what's the next level after that ?
She lays her eggs on the floor and you gather them in your mouth and keep them there until they hatch.
http://www.uwphotographyguide.com/Mouthbrooding-Cardinalfish-Eggs
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What piece of fruit would you like today?
Mangosteens
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Do you use bottled water to make your hot drinks? Why?
I did in China, because the tap water was brown and smelly.
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when was the last time you had a car accident of anykind? minor or major ? :-(
Ronald Reagan was president.
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Playboy Magazine! Demeaning or worshiping women?
Neither. It's supposed to be fun. Worship is way too serious and there's nothing demeaning about consenting adults sharing a little nudity with a wink and a smile.
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why are people such idiots ?
They started by playing follow-the-leader, and I guess it just became a habit.
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I am 11, and I have an IQ of 149. I'm not bragging, but is this normal?
In addition to the points raised by others, if you were genuinely smart, you'd have taken the time to read about intelligence in some contemporary sources and would have realized first that IQ is an antiquated and not very robust test that ignores important intellectual capabilities such as spatial abilities, musical talents, humor, creativity, and so forth. ...
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Do you think the girl in this picture is pretty?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/enathema/4527944965/
Is she related to you, BM?
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Who remembers Chrissy dolls?
I could sing it for you: "Beautiful Chrissy has beautiful hair that grows"
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Am I less a man for liking salad so much?
Yes. You must wear a pink tutu from now on.
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Where does neck pain come from?
Ex-wives provide an endless supply.
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If the Black Liberation theology Obama was exposed to is fodder for the campaign, isn't Romney's magic underwear theology fair game too?
Nonsense question. Typical of the tiny-brained folks.
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Are you related to a famous person?
Yes, I'm a descendant of Adam and Noah.
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is it safe ttake painkillers less than 12 hours after doing extacey?
After doing your ex, Stacey ? Did he leave you with a headache?
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What is more useful after it is broken?
A law. If you think about it, most laws are never actually used/applied until they are broken. If you have a law against murder, it serves no real purpose if nobody has any interest in murdering.
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I'm going ________, wanna come?
pee pee
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Can you give me a practical reason for sending people to Mars?
It would be practical to send Mitt Romney, then we wouldn't have to be annoyed by him here.
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Which celebrity seems "ageless" to you?
Bret Micheals, despite being 49 and a diabetic.
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Should Abortion Be A Private Matter?.
As private as killing your spouse, children or parents.
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How many weapons do you own?
I've got a lot of bricks, several hammers, a couple cans of WD-40... Any specific types of weapons that interest you?
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What WAS Kurt Russel's best movie?
The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes
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OMG! I've been hit with a _________________
fish in the face
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i dont understand how people love cats and dogs dont go to the spca/shelters if they want one?
Many of the animals at the shelters are there for a reason. Some have behavior problems. Many have or get kennel cough while they're there.
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I truly believe that we become_____________?
Zombies
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My, what a big ____ you have?
Yes she does.
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Who died too young?
George Burns
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is there anything i can do to stop mailings addressed to a previouse tenant from coming to my house?
A friend had that problem and solved it by filling out a change of address form and forwarding that person's mail to someone with the same name who lived in Alaska.
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Can you post a bad Photoshopped picture?
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?
Only a calf. Cows don't drink milk.
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When does your heart normally go throbbing ?
When the big one DOESN'T get away
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Have you ever published a work?
Yes, quite a few.
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I just heard that XT has been kidnapped by Cambodian rebels. What are we going to do now?
Send him an unidentified pill with a mysterious number on one side and ask if he knows if he might be pregnant.
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WHAT IS THE G20 SUMMIT?
A meeting of the leaders of the 20 top economies of the world. In 2009 it was held in Pittsburgh PA. This year's is in Yucatan, Mexico
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What's something stupid that some men do? ^~^
Work in jobs they hate for 40 years to support ungrateful families
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Can you believe that auto insurance is NOT REQUIRED in New Hampshire? How about that?
"Live Free or Die"
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what was breakfast ?
Coffee and a banana.
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I don't own a brush or comb. What is a common item that most people use/own that you don't ?
I don't own a telephone, though I can make calls through my computer if necessary.
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All ____ stories follow the same formula. Explain the formula?
love
Boy meets girl, they fall in love. Reality sets in and she quickly tires of him leaving the seat up, and not rinsing the sink after shaving. He tires of waiting for her 2 hours for her to get dressed. They break up, but then miss each other.
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There's too many dirty dishes in the sink for just us two. If you love me like
you say, why you treat me like you do?
/.
Define "too many?"
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If i wrote a book and wanted to send you a copy would you pay for the postage?
Not unless I already knew something about it. I'd prefer you just send me the PDF.
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Is a bear a cat or dog?
The order of Carnivores is divided into two superfamilies, colloquially called cats and dogs, scientifically called Canoidea, and Feloidea. Bears are dogs according to this taxonomy, or more precisely, "members of the Canoidea superfamily as are dogs."
"The Canoidea superfamily (or Caniformia suborder) – Canidae (wolves, dogs and foxes), Mephitidae (skunks and stink badgers),...
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Why my silly putty smell bad?
That's not silly putty, that's the ear wax I was collecting.
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Dis anyone hear that Facebook will either shut down or start to charge users starting on July 15, 2012?
No no, it's June 15th. Right after the 100 Billion stock offering. They're going to take the money and run to um.... the Caymen Islands, just like Mitt Romney. Yeah, that's the ticket.
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Can you name a word or phrase that you're unlikely to ever hear, but only read?
Vulva, uvula, quivering quim... books of a certain type seem to love these terms but I've never heard anyone say them out loud.
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Should heating up leftover fish in a microwave be outlawed?
Only when in combination with cabbage or curry. A couple fish sticks and fries never hurt anyone.
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Self rate your intelligence. Scale of 1 to 10?
11.5
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Say it with ___?
fruit
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Why did Jesus abandon you?
He knew I saw through his charade.
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The curse of the________________________________________________________________________________________
cursing curser. (or cursor, for that matter).
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Pack your bags..We're going to ____?
live on the streets now.
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Have you ever run into a rude job recruiter?
I had a recruiter laugh when I told him my salary requirement and he said their company had a policy detailing what each person would make based on like a hundred factors. I told him that it's probably time for them to revise their policy and left. I got my desired salary elsewhere and they went out of business, so I had the last laugh.
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What are set to do today at 10:15 AM?
I think I'll eat a banana around then.
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What's 1 thing that every women/girl should always have in her purse?
A brick
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Can you give me a GOOD reason why people should get drunk?
If not for that, the population of the USA would shrink down to nothing.
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Are there ANY words found in the dictionary you would want to be removed? I would remove "bourgeoisie" for being difficult to spell.
Typical Americans already have pathetically small vocabularies, about a tenth that of writers of Shakespeare's era. Please don't encourage them to further shrink their vocabularies.
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Describe Osama Bin Laden in one word
waterlogged
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Have you ever seen someone at Wal-Mart who actually LOOKS like someone in those weird photos?
Yes, the 600lb woman in the green stretch pants is a regular in the cookie aisle.
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What is the professional way to deal with the bad tenants ?
Rush to court. Bad tenants often fail to show up at court dates for eviction proceedings. Once you have an eviction notice, the police will back you up as you show them the door or move their stuff to the curb and change the locks.
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What's something you've done once and swore you'd never do again?
No ring shall ever again enslave my finger.
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Have you smoked ever?
Sure, many times. Just last weekend I smoked some ribs.
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You can't progress far in life if you don't know_________!
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What is your favorite flower and why?
Orchids. They're like carved porcelain sculptures.
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Are you a true believer in God (Jesus Christ, the Holy Trinity, the Messiah, the I Am - which means "self sustaining?")
I believe the flying spaghetti monster brings flying spaghetti to all the good little girls and boys.
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How do you remove all the bugs from under your skin?
lasers
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Where i can enjoy my Bachelor Party?
Head to the local ice cream shop with your buddies and order banana splits. What fun... and no hangover! ;D
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What's the most cheese you've had in one sitting?
That pizza with extra cheese...
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Is it true a person will ask better questions if they eat lamb chops for dinner
having a balanced dinner is what's important. If they have some mashed potatoes and broccoli along with the lamb chops, they'd be set to go.
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Who would you say is the most organised in your family ?
Not me, that's for sure, lol.
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Do you think she's hot? See Photo...
Not particularly special; she looks like about half the secretaries in Providence Rhode Island.
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What is an accounting career?
A wasted life.
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How do you lubricate?
I pull into Jiffy Lube.
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Where do you hide your pot of gold?
200 feet under your bed. Start digging now, let us know when you get there.
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How much weight will i lose on a 30 day water fast?
You might just die. Such a "diet" is dangerous, you should consult a doctor.
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What is something that is okay to pick in public?
baseball teams
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Only a ________ can ________ a ___________ .
megapoop
clog
flushometer toilet
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Every Man needs _________________?
We only need two things to be happy:
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Every Woman needs_____________?
a fish and a bicycle.
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Are you currently reading a fiction or non-fiction book?
With only a few exceptions, I think life is too short to read fiction.
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I was Born A ____________ .
this way.
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If you would not have been born as a human being then what you would have been?
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I was Born A ____________ .
bratwurst
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What you prefer Beer what kind of beer, would you bring to a party?
Preferably something they aren't likely to have seen before. It's a conversation starter.
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My parents say I can't get my car painted a different color because "it's stupid. the color is fine now." what's your opinion.
A serious and careful painting job on a car starts at about $5000 and can cost $30,000 for a particularly serious and careful job, and so shouldn't be done on any car worth less than $20,000 and pretty much only on a classic with worn out paint. So chances are your parents are right. You'll be better off saving that money toward your next car which you can hope to purchase in a more enjoyable...
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There's a book called "______________ for Dummies" on my bookshelf.
Guidebook to Killing Zombies
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When you eat something bad, how long does it take for it to start making you feel ill?
It depends on what. Assuming you're talking about food poisoning, some food poisoning develops rather quickly, sometimes immediately after digestion or within a few short hours. Staphylococcus aureus is a form of food poisoning that is contracted through meat, seafood, salads, sandwich spreads and foods with a high salt content. The bacteria enter through the nose and throat and sometimes...
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Is a beer a day unhealthy?
One beer per day should be healthy for you, it's typically healthier for you to have a beer each day than to NOT have a beer each day. More than that starts to get unhealthy quickly however, and for certain groups such as women with tendencies toward breast cancer, or persons with liver problems a beer per day would not be healthy.
http://www.med.umich.edu/umim/food-pyramid/alcohol.htm
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Is it possible to have strep throat without a sore throat?
When you're first exposed, you have it, but don't yet have symptoms. It is quite contagious at that point, nonetheless.
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What is the cost of living in Canada?
It depends on where, but living in Toronto is about the same as living in NYC. Vancouver is about 20% more. Further north, housing costs are lower but food and fuel costs are 2 to 3 times higher. In the far north, they can be 8-10 times more. In Nunavut, expect to pay $24 for a case of soda, $15 for a carton of orange juice. This video is from 2 years ago before gas and food prices shot up...
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What is something you've done that you consider a major accomplishment?
I've climbed Huayna Picchu, that peak behind Machu Picchu, Peru.
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What was Ron Howard's first film (director)?
Before leaving Happy Days in 1980, Howard made his directing debut with the 1977 low-budget comedy/action film Grand Theft Auto
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Does your country have a national drink? If not, what do you think it should be?
Based on popularity rather than quality or informed decisionmaking, the US's should probably be Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. Garbage, and they drink it by the case.
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Do you know an unusual cover, like Frank Sinatra singing a Beatles song?
This is cool, "The Who" singing the Rolling Stones "Under My Thumb."
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What shape is your face?
Um... "sagging diamond" shaped?
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What tastes great with wine?
More wine.
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I hacked the Pentagon, and I have all this information. What should I do next?
Come out with your hands up.
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What do you wish men would stop doing? What do you wish women would stop doing? Why?
I wish women would stop complaining about toilet seats.
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What movie best tells the story of lives that are empty?
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What is American Pie ??
Supposedly it involves male anatomy and a warm pie. The rest is left to the imagination.
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Runner on second, 1 out, attempts to steal 3rd, batter interferes with catcher. Whats the call
Touchdown, Steelers!
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Is Osama a good name for a pet goat ?
I think "Obama" would be better.
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What's the craziest real stunt you've ever heard of anyone trying?
Yuichiro Miura, a Japanese alpinist tried skiing down Mt. Everest in 1970.
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What is the highest building in the world?
The building at the highest altitude is probably the University of Tokyo Atacama Observatory, located on the summit of Cerro Chajnantor, a 5640 meter (18,500 feet) lava dome in the Atacama Desert of northern Chile.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Tokyo_Atacama_Observatory
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Prez Bush was a likable guy whom folks said they'd like to have a beer with. With whom would you rather have a beer Rom or Obam and why?
Romney wouldn't drink a beer with you, it's against his mormon missionary training.
Obama would buy you a red stripe but he wouldn't touch his, and he'd bill it to the US Government. Then he'd just stare at you while you drink. They're both creeps.
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My "dream car " is ______________?
Bugatti Veyron
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What's something you should NOT say to someone who's just won the lottery?
Don't bother paying me back that money I lent you, I know you have more important things to worry about.
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What is your favorite "Western" movie of all time?
3:10 To Yuma
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_____ Balls?
Swimming in...
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Didn't God make the Big Bang happen?
If you define god as meaning "the collection of big events that happened way in the past without witnesses" then yes, the big bang to the best of our knowledge was a big event that happened a long time ago without witnesses, and it was a moment of vast near instantaneous creation regardless of whether you're most comfortable calling that natural or supernatural.
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Men: French maid look or School girl with pigtails look?
Well if you want us to decide fairly, you'll need to dress up and post some more pictures, Bornabrit. ;D
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Can someone explain to me...? (Martin-Zimmerman shooting related)
Is your concern that Trayvon's mother should be getting the royalties on the sales of the targets?
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Men : are you attracted to the " librarian look " on some women ? yes / no ?
Always a classic, but I don't know any real librarians with thick black eyeglass rims.
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When will cars evolve enough to hunt for their own petrol?
The Honda Natural Gas Civic is available with a satellite navigation system that keeps track of the closest natural gas filling station, and can at all times direct you to it. That's pretty close.
http://automobiles.honda.com/civic-natural-gas/price.aspx?Model=FB5F5CGW
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Do you have a good pair of ____ ?
Not like Randy's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWl22VyUmvU
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Why do we have butt cheeks?
To sit on. The only other suitable anatomical part for sitting on was discovered by the South Park folks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWl22VyUmvU
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no red or green color from piano brand projector
Fine print says: "best qualitude chinese inovation make most happy product. preez enjoy"
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Is noon a good time for lunch for you?
It works for me, where are we going?
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Which do you prefer , milk chocolate , dark chocolate or white chocolate?
Dark and milk chocolate of fine quality are both wonderful. White chocolate is an abomination, an oily concoction, chocolate without the chocolate, all of the guilt with none of the pleasure... Who came up with such a thing?
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Reasons why Facebook should be closed down?
So we don't have to see that smug hoodie-wearing jerk anymore.
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Who taught you how to ride a bike?
Of course. My grandfather.
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Name something that would be a handy improvement on the human body?
Titanium reinforcement on the lower spine.
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If you fell asleep Right now how long do you think you would sleep?
5pm to 7pm
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What is the proper way to pronounce "Draught" when it's referring to beer? Is it 'draft' or 'drawt'?
Polite individuals will cough precisely when they get to the difficult syllables.
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What can go a long way?
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MS sent me 55 updates last night. Any comments? I've had Vista since
I went insane(?) Why so many? and on Friday night?
I had a pile of them last night for XP as well. Presumably security updates to keep up with the Chinese hackers.
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Just for the record, what is a babe?
..Don't do that. Don't even think about it. Be nice.
A small white pig.
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What separates man from God?
We have much higher moral standards than him; we are more highly evolved.
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Do you use a crockpot ? what is the best thing you cook in it? can you share?
Ham and bean soup.
Put in leftovers from a roast ham: skin, bone, fat, bits of meat or 1 1/2 lbs of ham, large dice.
Rinse and add 1lb dry White Northern Beans.
Peel 5 carrots, cut into 1" pieces and add
Add 5 sprigs of parsley, rinsed and coarsely chopped
Add 1 onion, peeled and quartered
Add water to about 1" from lid, cook 3 hours on high or 8-12 hours on low
Skim fat, if necessary season...
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Manwich anyone?
Is that some kind of gay group activity? I'll pass.
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IT'S FRIDAY!! How do you feel?
It's Saturday here. Did I miss it?
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If u had one million dollars to SPEND what would u buy?
Something with a revenue stream like an apartment building.
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Why can't Muslims and Christians get along like brothers and sisters?
Christianity might be familiar to you but that doesn't make it "right." Christians have persecuted and proselytized people all over the world, calling them "heathens" for not being christian. "Missionary work" as practiced by evangelicals, mormons and others routinely sends groups of religious zealots intent on telling other peoples that their beliefs are wrong, and often do so against a...
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How does a vegetarian taste?
Like chicken. Everything tastes like chicken.
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Battleship is out now in theaters. Can you think of any other great board games that shouldn't be a movie?
Spirograph, the movie.
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What is something that you never feel like doing, but have to do often?
The one thing I really actively avoid is washing my kitchen floor. I should buy one of those robots.
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Would you rather be a Mormon or a Scientologist?
Would you rather have your brain sucked out through your nose? or your ear?
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can you read everthing in this sentence then tell me where the error is?
1) You failed to capitalize "Can"
2) You are missing the y in "everything"
3) You need a comma after the word "sentence"
4) It would be preferable to say "then identify the error" or "tell me where the error lies," rather than "tell me where the error is."
5) Given that there are multiple errors, "error" should be in the plural form.
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Do you have a 'life motto'?
Life fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse.
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Can bed Bugs be kept as pets ????
It's perfectly legal. But you might have a hard time getting a collar to fit them.
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There's a stranger walking around your house in the dark and you are far from the phone what do you do?
Bluff. Even though you're alone, shout "There's someone in the house.... Call the police... I'm going to get my gun"
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How can a 12 year old make some money? (Read description)
He can sell things on EBay. Among the many things you can find in the country that are of value are planks of barn wood. They're used by city folk for picture frames. 4 two-foot long pieces of aged barn wood suitable for use as picture frame, bidding starts at $20. Rusty farm tools such as a pitchfork head or steam wrench are also perennial favorites for collectors.
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What song(s) were you taught in school?
God Save the Queen
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What is the fastest word you can type?
the word "a"
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What are those kids doing out there?
They're letting the air out of your tires.
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Is it ok for Islamic girls to date Christian boys, I live in NY so they might not be as strict here.
Generally no. If you're genuinely interested and the islamic girl is interested, you should arrange to meet her father and ask his permission. He might say no, but he will likely gain respect for you in the process.
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I DONT HAVE MONEY AND MY KEYS ARE LOCKED INSIDE MYCAR HOW CAN I GET THEM OUT ON MY OWN
IT'S 2012 NOW AND YOUR QUESTION WAS FROM 2008!! I HOPE YOU RELEASED YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY BY NOW!!!
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Do you like to eat rotten food?
Sure, I love to eat milk that has so much bacteria in it that it has become cheese. And grape juice that has been digested by bacteria for months turning it into wine.
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Name a song with Space-age theme?
2000 Lightyears from home- The Rolling Stones
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I love to meet people who are____________?
actually zombies.
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Mit Romney now says he is happy to take credit for the auto industry turn around.
He'll be claiming he invented water soon. And god purchased a license from him to bring on the deluge.
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should we measure achievement by effort or result ?
Achievement means what you have achieved, which is result.
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wat herbs induce deep sleep? i work night shift n i sleep in the day but i can only sleep 3-4 hours then i wake up n cant go back to sleep!
Some turkey with Bell's seasoning and gravy does it for me.
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Is Lamborghini always capitalized?
It is properly capitalized, but you won't be arrested if you fail to do so.
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Would you rather drink a pepsi or coke? why not drink them together?
Would you call that a "copsi poke?"
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How often do you drink (alcohol)? In which situations and how much? How old are you?
"occasionally"
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I smell ___________ yum ?
Fudge-walnut brownies cooking.
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What's the difference between wisdom and knowldege?
If you have wisdom, you don't marry someone who would have made you miserable, though you can't necessarily say why.
If you have knowledge, you can articulate the reasons why you shouldn't have married the person who made you miserable, but you can't explain why you did.
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Do your groceries get bagged right? or are you always frustrated with your bananas being smashed with cans?
Don' t you dare smash my bananas >:-(
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When was the last time you bagged groceries?
I prefer to use self-checkout and bag my own, most recently yesterday.
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Why are some people so smart and some so... stupid? (no offence)
You shouldn't have eaten all those paint chips.
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Will Obama Come "OUT" next?
http://www.lsnewsgroup.com/2012/05/09/will-obama-come-out-next/
It's all about the money.
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Where should I hide this pot of gold?
My garage. Just close the door when you're done.
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What is better in your opnion: a VW Jetta or a Honda Civic?
Quality wise they're about the same. Honda has slipped in recent years and VW has been on the rise. The Jetta has a little more passenger room. The Civic generally gets better gas mileage unless you get the Jetta Diesel.
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If the person in line before you was short a couple of cents to pay for their grocery bill, would you pay it?
I recently paid for the woman in front of me and her kid at a movie theater because she was going to pay by credit card and they only accepted cash. Couldn't let the kid be heartbroken at having to miss the movie.
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Not all __________are created equal ?
Santas
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To all creative people (especially computer programmers)...when you get an idea for a new project, do you find that you just can't rest?
It's called the state of "Flow" as described by Psychologist Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi. Recommended reading:
http://www.amazon.com/Flow-The-Psychology-Optimal-Experience/dp/0060920432
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When one door closes___________________
kick it down.
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Ladies, would you rather have an army or navy man?
Ha ha, cute, but as any Army man will tell you: "There's no such thing as a navy man."
;D
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I have an old vcr. When I plugged it in, I heard a buzzing noise, then the VCR started smoking. Nothing was on the display. How do I fix?
Unplug it, carry it outside, set in trash bin.
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how to flush your system of thc in 24 hours
Get a 12-pint blood transfusion.
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Does potato harm if eaten daily?
If you're having them so frequently you should only eat organic potatoes. More chemical pesticides and herbicides are used in potato farming than most other vegetables. Potatoes daily won't themselves hurt you but a lack of fiber will, risking bowel cancer and other problems. Have potatoes every day, fine, but have a green vegetable as well.
http://www.rodale.com/pesticides-and-parkinsons-disease
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Have you ever made beer-sicles?
..
I've put my mug of beer in the freezer and forgotten about it if that's what you mean.
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why are teens so depressed these days
Because we used up all the gas and they'll have to walk everywhere when they're older. ha ha
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When did the White House allow blacks to the Easter egg hunt?
When Obama asked if he could join in.
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what weapons would u use to fight a zombie remember no guns knifes or some shit SOMETHING RANDOM id choose a toaster lol
A weed wacker loaded with a steel blade.
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How can Mormons add, and follow, Joseph Smith's teachings yet call themselves Christian?
Any cult can call themselves "christian" since the name isn't trademarked and the content isn't copyrighted. Thus you have groups like the "Moonies" calling themselves a christian group mainly because their founder Rev. Sun Myung Moon (below), said he was Jesus Christ, reincarnated. So if you want to start a group and call yourselves the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Armadillo Fungus...
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Too much _______ will kill you.
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When shouldn't you tell a joke?
There's a sign at airport security that if you make jokes while they're checking you, you'll be arrested. Hey, what did the blind terrorist say to the...
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Organ you'd like to donate?
Ok, you can have this one.
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Did someone give you a donkey for a b-day present? What message was he trying to convey to you?
Nope, it looks like you received the only one, Waboo. I think they want you to vote Democrat.
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Deep Fried Pickles? Sounds good or sounds gross?
Sounds pretty awful, but I've seen them on menus. Maybe I'll try one sometime just out of curiosity
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Have you had a pet die, and you realized that you missed him/her MORE than many humans you have known/lost?
For sure. I don't trust my cat much but I trust him more than my ex, lol. I'll be sad when he goes.
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McDonald's is ___?
laughing as you give them money to make your kids obese.
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what is my chances of getting pregnant with less then half of one tube?
Tube of what, toothpaste?
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Have you hugged your dog today?
He's been dead for a couple decades, so no.
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Given the choice, which city would you rather visit: Venice, Italy; or Paris, France?
It depends on how long I had to spend. Venice is very small. You can do justice to it in 4 hours and probably would get bored within 2 days. You can't even do justice to the Louvre museum in Paris in 4 hours. I've been to Paris perhaps a dozen times and itch for more time there.
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Would you guys rather visit Pisa and the go to florence OR go visit Athens and then continue your trop from there?
Why would you want to see Pisa? There's almost nothing there, except the leaning tower, and you already know what that looks like.
In order to help, more info is needed:
If you go to Athens would you then go to Florence? When are you going, how long do you have, what's the full itinerary, and what are your reasons for going?
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When will U.S. VP Joe Biden ever stop sticking his foot in his mouth?
Think of him as the court jester. When Gerald Ford tripped down stairs people would point and laugh at him. Obama tells Joe to go do something stupid to take the heat off him. .. people point and laugh at Biden instead.
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In what way are some men stupid?
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I hate working, what should I do?
Join the long line to your left.
If possible, try to get paid for doing something you like. Debbie Fields decided what she really liked to do was eat cookies. She built Mrs. Fields cookies out of that...
http://www.shsu.edu/~pin_www/T@S/2002/DebbiItem.html
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Are you a fan of Asian cuisine? If so, what's your favorite Asian dish?
Big fan, no one favorite, there are too many great things to limit one's self to only one. Sushi, Dim Sum, high Cantonese, Vietnamese Pho, grilled Quail, Tandoori Indian...
A comprehensive list would take weeks to assemble.
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Will there ever be a chicken in every pot?
That was achieved decades ago. As recently as the early 1950's most American families couldn't afford a chicken for dinner. Now it is one of the cheapest foods you can buy. Welcome to Planet Earth, year 2012, hope you like it here.
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What are the most hours you worked in one day? Why?
I worked 3 days straight, day and night once, finishing projects in college. Not good for the heart though to live off coffee and vending machine snacks.
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How can anyone who has been a victim of racism, bigotry or hatemongering be a racists/bigot/hatemonger? How is it even possible?
It's easily possible and quite common. That was a major theme of Spike Lee's movie "Do The Right Thing," for instance. The scenario in the film centers on a black neighborhood in Bedford-Stuyvesant Brooklyn. The blacks feel oppressed and angry that their lack of opportunities is due to racism, and take it out on the Italian pizza shop owner and Korean grocer. Why do they have jobs when we...
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Are you a nomophobe? Apparently 66% of cell phone users are addicted to their cellphones. Are you nomophobic? Seriously? Why?
Not me, Rosie. I made a conscious decision a couple of years ago NOT to carry a cellphone and I don't own one anymore. If someone really needs to talk to me they can darned well TALK TO THE MACHINE!. Mua ha ha.
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Which is the weakest production car i can buy?
The Citroen Citroën 2CV. The 1948 model had a mere 9 HP. Produced until 1990 the final models still had only 29 HP. Yes, less than many American LAWNMOWERS.
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Men are better than women at__________________.
Writing their names in the snow.
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A sane person wouldn't spend more money to get out of debt so why do Governments think this will work for Countries ?
because... DUH... the people who make the decisions are never responsible for the consequences! If you could spend all you wanted now and pass on the debt to your children wouldn't you? you might not if your kids had to pay it but what if they could just pass it on to your grandkids and so on? Just keep it rolling!
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I just ate some shrimp lo mein, could I be pregnant?
Looks more like you swallowed a parasite. Oh, never mind, it's chewed its way out.
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What is John's last name ?
John 117, from Halo.
John Cho, actor
John Constantine; main character of Hellblazer and Constantine
John Cusack; actor
John Francis Bongiovi; artiste (the actual name of Jon Bon Jovi)
John F. Kennedy; former president of the US
John Grisham; author
John Kerry; former American presidential candidate
John Lasseter; director
John Legend; artiste
John Lequizamo; actor
John Lennon; from the Beatles...
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When did the Indians come to America?
In 1959, the partial skeletal remains of an ancient woman estimated to be 10,000 years old were unearthed in Arlington Springs on Santa Rosa Island, one of the eight Channel Islands off the southern California coast. They were discovered by Phil C. Orr, curator of anthropology and natural history at the Santa Barbara Museum of Natural History. The remains of the so-called Arlington Springs...
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How often do you wear a belt?
Any time I go out
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If someone shot their boss but later discovered he was a zombie, would it be murder?
Nice to know that companies are selling Boss-zombie targets to help keep people prepared for such a possibility
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Do you refer to the tomato-based substance that goes with pasta as gravy or sauce?
It depends... but usually Marinara, Bolognese, Puttanesca, Fra Diavolo, or sugo, with proper Italian pronunciation. Sugo would likely be with polpette.
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how much should be spent on a wedding dress
$50 max and it BETTER be usable for everyday wear.
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trying to brighten old photos to make better prints, and they can't be grainy. any help?
If you have Photoshop, watch some tutorials for it on Youtube or read some on the web.
If you don't have Photoshop and can't afford it, Gimp is a (free) alternative and also has instructional tutorials on Youtube and on the web.
For example:
http://gimps.de/en/tutorials/gimp/picture-photo-image/brighten-lighten/index.htm
...
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Have you ever had an avocado? What was it like?
Hundreds. Ripe avocados are creamy, cool and satisfying. They have only a subtle flavor of their own but blend well with other flavors. I like to split them, remove the seed, and fill the hollow with Italian dressing... scoop and eat. Also wonderful in California roll sushi. And then there's guacamole... don't get me started! ;D
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I'm going to jail, for something I didn't do...
You're one of the few people I'd advise to join a good strong evangelical church, and carry a bible everywhere you go. As long as you're always arm in arm with other church members, obviously you couldn't have been in the mischief others might claim, and they'll get tired of bothering you if they get non-stop sermons about Jesus on the mount. Once they move on the next big thing, you get your...
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What kind of idiot puts bones in my chicken salad?
But it felt so GOooood
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Thoughts on a female president?
You know she'll spend the first 2 years pushing for a law requiring all toilet seats to be left in the DOWN position. >:-(
Foreign president? Been there, done that, and besides, it's prohibited by the constitution.
Homosexual president? Well you COULD have voted for Al Gore if you really wanted that.
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What is the oldest city you have visited?
Jericho, which became a walled city in 6800 BC and has been continuously inhabited for over 11000 years. Generally accepted to be the world's oldest city.
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What ever happened to Goober Pyle?
News came yesterday that actor George Lindsey, who played Goober Pyle on Mayberry RFD, died Sunday at the age of 83. RIP Goob.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/07/arts/television/george-lindsey-tvs-goober-pyle-dies-at-83.html
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Architecture engineering courses
AE is not a great choice. The building trades in general are up and down with the economy and most of them have been out of work for several years, and there have been several such dips since the beginning of the 1980's. Mining engineering jobs are hot, paying 3 times what an AE gets, and should be in demand for the foreseeable future. There are many other engineering disciplines as well with...
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How loose is your goose?
Not very since I applied the noose and juiced the goose
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Have you ever shot a gun before?
Many times, many kinds, beginning with rifle team in High School. I've also shot at gun clubs where you could try everything from a .22 cap pistol to a 44 magnum, to a WWII Browning .50 caliber machine gun, and did trap shooting for a while, and as a former farm owner, headed out with gun in hand a number of times to defend the chickens.
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OHMIGOSH! Like, I totally ate half a slice of pizza today. Will it make me fat and ugly? Please help!
If it makes you feel better to blame the pizza, go ahead.
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If you were to make a Toast to your Favorite teacher what would you say?
Too bad you can join us, given where you are now.
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Why is God dead?
Santa killed him.
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How do you tell if a writing contest is a scam or a real contest? I'm scared to send anything off because I can't tell the difference.
If it's run by a government agency, a charitable organization, a university or a magazine that doesn't require you to subscribe first, it's a good sign.
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How many tape worms you figure are in your gut?
None.
"Tapeworms are uncommon in the U.S. today because of laws on feeding practices and inspection of the animals we use for food." source: WebMD
Plus if you're observant of what you leave in the toilet, you'd notice segments of tapeworm.
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What's the best coffee around hmm, McDonald's or Starbuck's?
Dunkin's
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What is something that begins with the letter "T" and ends with an "L" ?
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How do you rate Sean Penn as an actor? scale of 1-10 ( 10 = incredible) ?
Spotty.
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What language do you use to swear?
cursive language? lol
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What was the forbidden fruit God told Adam and Eve NOT to eat?
The ignorance-loving godster didn't want any smartasses rising in his midst. The apple is just a symbol, and I wonder if that's why it was also symbolically placed on the teacher's desk. That god of old is not your friend, and never wanted to be your friend. It was Lucifer (the light-bringer) who brought enlightenment. God said in effect, "don't think, don't have plans, don't do anything with...
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if atheists/agnostics are on average higher IQ than religious people, is that an argument for them being right?
Have you ever watched the film Forrest Gump? While Gump was what we'd impolitely call "retarded," when he joins the army, his drill sergeant says "God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump." Sometimes a deep analytical understanding of things is not what's called...
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About what percentage of Americans hate immigrants? In the UK, at present, I'd say about 60% of people blame their probems on immigrants.
About half of the US (Dixie) is historically racist and anti-immigrant. Of course not all southerners are racist/anti immigrant, nor are all northerners non-racist or pro-immigrant. My guess is that 30% are pretty neutral, 35% are consciously racist/anti-immigrant, and 35% are open minded and welcome honest immigrants who are willing to work and become taxpaying members of society.
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who has been ____________in my _____?
peeing
gene pool
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How come men's magazines have "hottest women of (insert crappy low paying job here)" features, but you never see equivalent lists of
Since you're looking for pictures of the "hottest men," you might want to notice there's a reason you don't find them in the hetero men's magazine that have pictures of the "hottest women." Try a gay men's magazine, and you'll no doubt find pictorials like "hottest men of (insert crappy low paying job here)"
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Do you wish you had a tail
In IMVU I do, as do most of my friends ;D
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If all the birds in the world suddenly decided to shut their traps and stop singing their songs, would you miss it?
I'd miss it terribly. When I hear them at 4am I sometimes intentionally stay awake in bed for a while just to listen to them.
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Now tell me, why do you feel your mother is to blame for all your life's problems?
Well Brenda, to tell you the truth, I don't. My mom was pretty insightful and supportive overall and stepped in with some words of caution at appropriate moments. Hope things work out well for you in the b*wels department.
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i collect caps on a recent day i found 12 caps. that find increase my total by 2%. how many caps do i have today
None. Your mom threw them all out this morning, and the garbage men hauled them away.
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Dodge Ram 1500 Hemi pickup trucks - do they really get 22 MPG?
Nope.
"I have 2011 Ram 1500 Big Horn RWD Quad Cab with the 5.7 Hemi and the 20 inch wheels. I have not averaged anything better then 12 mpg and that's an honest reading as I input my mileage and gas purchase on GasBuddy.com and keep records every time I fill. This really sucks because the only major difference between this and my 2005 Dodge Ram RWD Thunder Road truck that I traded for this...
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I think the current level of unemployment is a national disgrace. I blame The CEO's. What about you?
I blame everyone. CEO's, stockholders, unions, professionals, hourly workers, unemployed... Time to rethink the whole picture. Expectations, equity, work hours, productivity, US's place in the world, everything. Shame on every person who buys crap at Walmart that's made in China of toxic materials to save a few cents relative to the same item at a mom and pop shop down the street from them....
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Would you be angry if your s/o took off her clothes in public?
Context is everything. My ex occasionally modeled nude for art classes at an ivy league college. I had absolutely no problem with that.
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you know how people say,"If you don't like America, leave." is that even possible? Where could you go?
Ultimately it's a very un-American thing to say. You might just as well say "If you don't like crime in your neighborhood, or for that matter, weeds in your garden, leave." Obviously the better answer is to take ownership and fix it. The US Government was founded to be of the people, by the people, and for the people. We have no monarchy granted divine birthright to rule, all of our leaders are...
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Do you wish you really couldn't see John Cena, considering what a horrible wrestler he is?
Since they've started really beating him up and busting him open it's become a little more interesting, but he certainly had been in a monotonous rut for quite a while.
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Who in your opinion, was the "best looking" of the Kennedy's ?
I think they were mostly an ugly horse-toothed bunch with loose morals and inflated egos floating on the ill gotten gains of their rum-running patriarch, but the quick answer is JFK.
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how do i get a million dollars, i need to take care of many people.
Write a million emails to Nigerians and tell them you are the executor of a will and need a $1 cash fee for postage to mail their inheritance to them.
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If diamond is the hardest object on earth, what's the softest?
Cesium is the softest solid element, rated as 0.2, the same degree of hardness as wax (hardness=0.2 at 0°C).
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Who's the manliest man in the world?
Old Spice guy.
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What song are you afraid to sing in the toilet? Come on Ab'ers,let's have some fun. ANSWER ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!
I wouldn't sing ANYTHING in a public toilet, but especially not this:
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If you could go back to your youth, your first serious relationship, what would you do different?
I'd have gotten her phone number :(
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If God created everything, then who created God?
The ancients.
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Dress to ___________________?
Kill
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60% of men are___________?
pretending to be women when they're online.
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I am a straight guy but i really like the way thong panties feel, is it ok that i buy victoria secret thongs and wear them
Lie. Nobody, male or female, "likes" the feel of a thong riding up their butt crack. They are designed, and bought, only for looks. If by some odd chance you happen to actually care about the feel of your underwear, buy some men's silk boxers.
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Witness protection is placing you in a Native American reservation. You must choose a good Indian name. Your choice?
Dances with Bananas
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What kind of a girl would marry for divorce?
The kind that would like to have a baby on her own but would prefer to do it with half your assets and child support payments for the next 20 years.
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What is the most nonsensical whimsical REAL college degree you've seen? (please supply links, no invented/nonsense majors please)
"Bowling Industry Management"
Vincennes University
http://catalog.vinu.edu/preview_program.php?catoid=1&poid=63&returnto=50
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Does dust particles in your beverage cause you to be worried at all?
Not that much, it usually means they stored the glasses improperly, they should be stored upside down to avoid dust. I'm much more offended by lipstick stains on the glass. That means they're not washing things properly, probably with water that's not hot enough.
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A man will never have?
to sit to pee... unless he marries a witch.
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Many people are against women wearing Burqas, What do you think about women who wear Burqas?
The problem isn't the Burqa itself but it is often an indication that a woman is being forced by her husband or family into relinquishing her rights as an individual. If for instance slavery were still widespread in the USA and you frequently saw blacks wearing handcuffs with welts on their backs, you could simply accept the white master's explanation that they just happen to like wearing the...
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She's not a girl that _____________
misses much
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Any girls willing to post pictures tanning? Normal, topless, or nude
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What's a good site to post nude pictures discreetly.
You could put them in google docs/google drive, which is only accessible to people who you give access to.
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What cannot kill anybody?
Millard Fillmore
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You can have this, and then give it to your friend. But neither of you can keep it. What is it?
Crab lice
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Are you flexible?
Sure. while I'd prefer my martini made with Bombay Sapphire, Tanquerrey will do in a pinch.
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Have you ever rode a camel
Yes, in Inner Mongolia. What a smelly beast and bumpy ride.
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I'm 89 and I'm dating a 17 year old going on 18 this week, isn't that legal?
I'm 113 and dating a 2 year old goat. If that's legal, then so should your situation be.
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California is___________________?
West of Nevada
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She's not a girl that _____________
has all the girl parts... yet...
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You know it's time to get off AB when___________!
You're answering the "What's your favorite color?" question for the fifth time.
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Why didn't God create trees or plants that produced meat to avoid the savageness of animals & humans having to kill other animals?
Because if you believe in god and the bible you should know that according to the bible, god created the animals to produce meat, and gave clear instructions in the bible that they are FOOD.
Every moving thing that lives shall be food for you. And as I gave you the green plants, I give you everything. Genesis 9:3
And to every beast of the earth and to every bird of the heavens and to...
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How much do you spend in a month on grocery?
I have an organic garden and do home canning, and I avoid processed foods, so I don't spend that much at supermarkets, perhaps $40/month average for just me.
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What should you NOT say to your Mother in Law?
Yo, Biotch, ready for that threesome I promised you?
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I finally reached my goal on Answerbag i should celebrate by____________!
Finding something more productive to do with my time!
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What is your number one space saving tip?
Don't waste space.
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Which college has the cheapest tuition?
There are quite a few free colleges in a variety of majors, including Cooper Union, U.S. Merchant Marine Academy, College of the Ozarks and Curtis Institute of Music. A more complete list in in the link below. Free tuition colleges are not necessarily the cheapest though. Many good schools give complete scholarships AND a monthly living stipend to well qualified students. One such student I...
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Whose prettier girl 1 or girl 2?
Pretty ordinary, lacking in class, and I'll bet she's put on another 20 pounds since that picture, you can already see it in her cheeks.
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are you drunk ?
Nope. Cold stoned sober. or is it stoned cold sober?
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What kind of God threatens people?
an insecure venal vindictive small-minded megalomaniac of a god
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Trademark Issue?
I don't know about the UK but in the USA most such cases are first dealt with by writing a terse cease and decist letter to the other party notifying them of your prior trademark claim and your intention to take action. The other party may just respond by changing their name. Of course if you don't bother registering you've lost a lot of your clout.
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What is the most nonsensical whimsical REAL college degree you've seen? (please supply links, no invented/nonsense majors please)
Georgetown University has a course in Philosophy and Star Trek, though I doubt you can declare your major in it:
http://courses.georgetown.edu/?CourseID=PHIL-180
"Star Trek is very philosophical. What better way, then, to do philosophy, but to watch Star Trek, read philosophy and hash it all out in class (and on Blackboard)? That’s the plan. This course will center on topics in metaphysics...
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What language do you dream in?
When I'm dreaming of Italy I usually dream in Italian. Domestic dreams are usually in English.
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How much cash ya got in your wallet, pocket, and/or purse?
I use cards for most purchases but decided quite some time ago to carry about $100 cash at all times. Enough to make an unexpected purchase or get me out of a jam (Taxi home at 2am? Bribe the tow truck driver to release my car?).
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We already knew but the US government made an official announcement...we send drones to kill in war. Why announce and does it bother you?
It's announced as a bargaining chip in dealing with Pakistan, a country that is very fed up with the US not only sending drones into its country to take out both Taliban strongholds and (oops) innocent Pakistani civilians. Since the USA was content to just lie about it and deny any involvement, Pakistan was fed up and started to say "fine, we won't even talk to you or let you drive supplies...
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What are the chances an untreated infection would go away by itself?
It depends on what type and the strength of your immune system. Most infected ingrown toenails will go away without medicine if you soak them in hot water, for instance. Hepatitis C infection however... no such luck.
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Have you seen my ____ ?
testicles?
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im 17 right now i will turn 18 in july 3 and im dating an older man he is 48 is that llegal?
Not legal if your parents file a complaint, which they should. And if you're serious, I hope he's rich and has a heart condition because otherwise you have pathetically little to look forward to, as his body falls apart and your adulthood is just beginning.
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In______________we trust?
Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Your _______ is foamy.
Beer
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Can society be discussed without religion or politics?
We could talk about education, or lack thereof.
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Have you ever known anyone who was a pleasant person except for obliviousness about body odor or basic table manners or something like that?
There were some graduate students from India at my college who were pleasant and polite, but absolutely reeked of curry, and seemed totally oblivious to that fact.
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How old do you think i am
28 plus or minus 3
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I am currently reading ____________?
your question.
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60% of the earth is ________________
Inhabited by idiots
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It is interesting... Who claims there religion to be The Only True religion? Can you help me create a list of religions who claim absolute authority as the one true religion?
It's easier to list the list of religions that DON'T claim to be the only true religion. I can think of one: Unitarian/Universalism. "A church or community that calls itself Universalist may emphasize the universal principles of most religions and accept other religions in an inclusive manner, believing in a universal reconciliation between humanity and the divine."...
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Can i be your Hero ?
Sure, you can start by painting my garage. :D
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Would you buy a house that was built ON railway lines, if you got a good deal?
Private Pullman cars were houses on railway lines and were all the rage in the early 1900's. Every robber baron had one including Andrew Carnegie, the richest man in the world. Back then there were far more train lines and far BETTER tracks so it was easy to get your Pullman towed to any city you wished to go to. These days however options are few, service is infrequent, and tracks are falling...
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A guy is aged at twenty three, and he likes a seventeen year old girl; is this type of "like" socially acceptable to you?
If he likes her like he's like a niece, and winks at her at the mini mart, no problem. If he likes her in the back seat of a dodge, he's looking at 10 years.
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In your opinion, do kids today seem to have "way too much " homework to do ? or not enough?
Not enough. Having taken polls of first year students recently, the majority of them worked less than an hour per night. They are totally unprepared for the 20-30 hours per week of reading, projects and other homework they can expect freshman year at any decent college.
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What's the first movie you ever remember seeing?
Disney's Pinocchio!
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Suppose for a moment that humans, like many animal species, had a "mating season". Using your imagination, how would our lives differ?
About like Spock during Ponn Farr.
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How can I kill myself and making sure that I won't survive?
Tie yourself to a chair and play Barney's song "I love you" on an endless loop.
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Would you mock and ridicule your children's drawings if they were typical children's drawings?
I never had to consider that, since my kids drawings were uniformly brilliant. ;D
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Are there any insects that you find frightening?
Those that transmit incurable diseases scare me the most. Mosquitoes are at the top of the list; they can transmit the following:
Dengue Fever
Malaria
Rift Valley Fever
Yellow Fever
Eastern equine encephalitis
Japanese encephalitis
La Crosse encephalitis
St. Louis encephalitis
West Nile virus
Western equine encephalitis
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Have you ever had hemorrhoids?
I've had Altoids, are they similar?
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Who's your favourite naval hero?
Russell Crowe!
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What's your favorite type of airplane? Mine's the F-117A :)
F-117 wasn't so good, though it looked cool like Darth Vader's helmet. Its flying characteristics are probably the worst of any plane ever built, needing constant computer corrections in order to fly. Northrop's YF-23 is a far better plane in almost every way (though not as cool looking). It's stealthier, more stable, better survivability, faster (Mach 1.8 with afterburners, about twice as fast...
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Speed Cook a $50 Restaurant Meal For Two
Yuck. I would not eat at any restaurant that uses McCormick spices/rubs nor one that ever microwaves meat. That's a skanky bachelor meal for people who don't know anything about cooking, as is any recipe that calls for "lipton's onion soup mix."
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Every time I see your ______________________ I vomit.
seriously saggy pants
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How do you make fake ID`s for your underage friends?
I'm not recommending this but this site describes procedures:
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Fake-ID
There are also many companies that will make such products for a modest fee.
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What if Texas succeeded from the U.S.?
Texas will never succeed. Too many ignorant racists and climate change deniers there for them to be successful in any meaningful way.
By the way, you might want to note that succeed is not the same word as secede.
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Who are America's most successful ExCons?
Michael Vick- NFL Quarterback. Convicted of Federal charges of "Conspiracy to Travel in Interstate Commerce in Aid of Unlawful Activities and to Sponsor a Dog in an Animal Fighting Venture." Current contract worth $100 Million.
Source: http://www.newjerseynewsroom.com/professional/michael-vicks-salary-now-ranks-with-tom-brady-and-peyton-manning
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Do any of you HATE the taste of Bananas?
you kidding?
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Is Angelina Jolie hot?
Seriously psycho. I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.
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Should I spank my 15 year old son for stealing? I made him return the item he took, but I don't think he really cared.
No, but you could have a serious talk about forced anal sex and the reasons he wouldn't enjoy it. Let him know that 15 year olds who get locked up for stealing don't have much of an chance against the hardened criminals they will meet behind bars, and nobody is going to give a F*#& if he screams. There's nothing they'd like better than to have another 15 year old tossed in the cage with...
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Let's make lots of _________
Pizzelle!
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Is anything better than sleep?
Lots of things. I really only sleep when necessary.
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I can't seem to ______________ no matter how many times that i try!!
fly by flapping my arms
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When was the last time you ate oatmeal?
It's been a while, maybe 2 years. I actually like it, there's no good reason for this.
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Who are America's most successful ExCons? (Presumably they're doing more with their lives than complaining about AB question categories)
Michael Vick- NFL Quarterback. Convicted of Federal charges of "Conspiracy to Travel in Interstate Commerce in Aid of Unlawful Activities and to Sponsor a Dog in an Animal Fighting Venture." Current contract worth $100 Million.
Source: http://www.newjerseynewsroom.com/professional/michael-vicks-salary-now-ranks-with-tom-brady-and-peyton-manning
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Are you one of those people who hates immigrants (there seems to be a lot of them in the Western world today)?
I honestly love immigrant populations. When they come to the US, they are typically hard working and industrious, and bring many interesting tastes and recipes from the old country. In my cityI am thankful for instance for the half dozen Vietnamese Pho restaurants, and the new Mexican supermarket and butcher shop with the homemade tortillas and great taco stand out front. I visit Toronto...
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How much are condoms?
For up-to-the-minute quotes on every shape, size, and material of condom, I suggest visiting Amazon.com or Drugstore.com
If someone is potentially embarrassed about getting a package from Drugstore.com, the Amazon package is as neutral as can be. (Yeah mom, it's um... the replacement headphones I ordered for my IPod)
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If you blew a tire on the freeway doing 90MPH what are the odds you'll come out of it alive?
If you're doing 90 on a desert freeway with no traffic around (which is likely, since it would be hard to do 90 in a city with traffic and lights to navigate), then pretty good. As long as you don't need to make a series of hairpin turns, and especially if the blowout is in the rear, you'll get a rumble, then louder rumble and vibration, and your speed will drop dramatically just from the...
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What kind of criminal do you most want behind bars?
Political, corporate and religious criminals.
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What's the worst song to make out by?
This one:
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Can I have a word with you?
Have your people contact my people to set something up.
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Name something that is beneficial in small amounts but harmful in large amounts?
A number of vitamins, including vitamin A and vitamin E
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypervitaminosis_A
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Which U.S. President in American history (Not the current President) is the most forgettable?
Millard Fillmore
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millard_Fillmore
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Is there anything to do in Pittsburgh?
Lots. In fact, National Geographic listed it as one of the best places in the world to visit (2012). Thriving arts scene, theater, opera, world-class symphony, museums, architecture, lots of bars, clubs, restaurants, universities.
http://travel.nationalgeographic.com/travel/best-trips-2012/#/botw-main-gallery-pittsburgh_41334_600x450.jpg
http://www.visitpittsburgh.com/essentials/
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What do you know about boats?
I know how to sail and I know how to kayak.
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Last week in Cornwall, a man with four heads was seen taking tea on the beach. What's that an omen of?
It suggests a four-fold increase in tea sales, at least temporarily.
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What's a good name for a male german shepherd puppy?
Fritz
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Who are America's most successful ExCons? (Presumably they're doing more with their lives than complaining about AB question categories)
Martha Stewart- Media Mogul, convicted of four counts of obstructing justice and lying to investigators, January 6, 2006. Net worth: $970 Million
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I can whip__________________?
it out.
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Did you know the US military has 158 F-22 Raptors, the most expensive fighter jet on earth, and none have ever been used in combat ?
For the record, the F-22 Raptor is not a "sleek, diamond-winged fighter." The F-22 is a Delta-wing fighter, whereas it's competitor, Northrop's YF-23 Black Widow II is in fact a diamond-winged fighter.
F-22 Raptor:
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What is your favorite Nietzsche quote?
“I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you”
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Who loves escargots with lots of garlic butter and sourdough?
Yummeh
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When was the last time you saw your father ?
last Christmas
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What is something you should NOT say to someone the first time you meet them?
So ya gonna blow me? or what?
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Cheap alternative to insulating a room?
The main thing you need to do is to keep the sun off the building. If you can suspend a silver tarp over the building with a 1-2 foot air space underneath to let the heat out it will help a lot.
http://www.harborfreight.com/15-ft-2-inch-x-19-ft-6-inch-reflective-heavy-duty-silver-tarpaulin-47677.html
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In life, what was your first mistake?
Getting married.
Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb
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How good a kisser are you?
My cat says I'm pretty good.
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Can you please provide evidence and/or arguments that God exists? (no disrespect meant)
Start with Descartes' proof:
http://oregonstate.edu/instruct/phl302/philosophers/descartes-god.html
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Can't make myself talk to my crush. Suggestions?
It's just a soda, don't be afraid to talk to it.
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Would you provide a false alibi for someone if they paid you $10,000?
Not for murder, but maybe for a co-worker who's in trouble with his wife, something like that. ;D
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What do Angels really look like?
Just like the Keebler elves.
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seriously, where is Dull and Boring?
Oregon and Scotland
http://www.npr.org/2012/04/25/151339998/the-last-word-in-business
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Is there an AB Troll Union? Trolls (short vampires) are incubating/proliferating/propagating. Girls and boys. Is the union paying for it?
Ima make some troll traps. They'll get their grimy fingers caught and squeal like pigs! Oink oink!
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What should NEVER be thrown in the garbage? Why?
Live hand grenades.
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Can the spirits of the dead really return and visit the living?
In the form of video, books, plays, movies, sure. I feel Orson Welles presence when I watch Citizen Kane and his message certainly gets through to all who watch.
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When things are getting too complicated/dangerous back away. Stay out of it. Don't get involved. Protect yourself. Is that you? Why?
I'm not the kind to volunteer for the bomb squad if that's what you mean.
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Leather boots smell like a permeate marker. How do I remove this smell?
Sleazy shoe stores literally use permanent markers to cover scuff marks so they can sell the boots that customers have tried on roughly. As Alf said, "Saddle Soap" should help clean the leather and remove the marker, but then you'll need to re-cover the presumed scuff marks with a proper shoe polish.
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My car is parked on someones property and now they won't let me take it. What can I do?
If you or they call the police you'll be able to drive it away probably with just a scolding, though you could get a parking ticket.
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best and worst jobs?
Cleaning up Elephant poop. Every kid should start out with a job like this.
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I washed my hair 10 hours ago, and my hair feels and looks like i havn't washed my hair in a week. i use head and shoulders shampoo. what shampoo would be better?
It's a common mistake: That wasn't shampoo, that was cream rinse that you used. Solution: Shampoo again, this time with the shampoo.
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my 3 yr old daughter is black and her hair is so knotted it feels and looks like dreadlocks. what can i use to detangle her hair?
An organic children's detangler with shea butter is the best bet, suth as this:
http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/africa%27s-best-kids%27-organics-detangling-moisturizing-hair-lotion/ID=prod399965-product
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I hate soup but my Mother loves soup what should I do ?
My sister had her act down and could manipulate my mom like this:
Mom: We're having soup for dinner.
Sis: Aw, that sounds nice, but I'm allergic to soup, it gives me sores in my mouth. Can I help you make something else to go with the soup that I can eat?
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Half of supermarket chicken is tainted with feces. Care for some chicken?
Share your answer...
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Just one ________. . . That's all it took.
beer
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What's one thing that YOU have done with just one hand?
I piloted the Lunar Lander to our landing spot int the Sea of Tranquility.
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What city has a pretty skyline?
Pittsburgh. Yes, really
It was rated the most beautiful city skyline and second most beautiful sight in...
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True/False: Never trust a skinny chef?
False. Never trust an obese chef. They'd probably make you veal parmigiana and eat all the cheese off it before they serve it to you.
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Are you tri lingual? Bi lingual?
I speak three languages fluently, and can order dinner and navigate airports in a half dozen others.
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Would you rather be a flight attendant or pilot?
I'd rather be a flight attendant, and I'd grab a couple beers and slide down the emergency escape when the going gets rough!
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20013138-504083.html
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Unlike in the US, in Europe they _____________.
Know how to make and appreciate fine Wine and Cheese
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What(where) fast food do You think sucks??
All of it.
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Is it offensive to make the sign of the cross in a methodist church ?
No, the Methodist church generally welcomes people of other faiths and sects. Give them a little credit, they're not unfamiliar with Catholic traditions.
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so whats for dinner?
Fried pig pancreas
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What is your all time favorite anime?
Spirited Away
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Do you fee bad sometimes for not taking a step in reducing the suffering and unfairness in the world?
I've spent much of my life and resources making the world a better place. In fact, today, I'm going to rectify yet another unfairness. From now on we will call you "Brenda" instead of Farty McFart.
;D
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hi can any1 give me a comprehensive discription of a career in physiotherapy
Good morning Mrs. Murphy, how's that elbow doing today? Can you extend it all the way? We're gonna work on your mobility today, I want you to reach up with both arms and try to tickle the ceiling. Nice work Mrs. Murphy.
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You found a magic lamp! What are your three wishes?
I figured this one out when I was about 7. Always use the 3rd wish for 3 more wishes. It's like sourdough starter.
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I'm chatting with this guy I met on a dating site he seems great! However within an hour of texting he calls me babe what does this mean???
It means that to him all women are babes, chattel, toys... and the quicker he can establish that, the happier he is.
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In NY State, can you kick your minor child and her custodial mother out onto the street?
Let's hope not. Let's also hope the old biblical laws commanding that the community throw stones at bad fathers are still in place.
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Would you drink a whole gallon of water?
You mean that stuff that fish piss in?
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when will ____________ go down?
the swelling
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if my mom caught me smoking, what do i say?
want a drag?
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do you understand what your Cat is telling to you?
Sometimes. I understand the requests for food, going for a walk, opening the window, and wrestling. There's another that I'm confused about that goes meow-meow-meow, followed by turning around in circles.
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Do you want to comment on this !
CL's gonna get cranky with you again. ;D
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Why are there so many disrespectful teens now a days?
"The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households... They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table... and tyrannize their teachers"
That about sums it up, eh?
Socrates (649-499 BC) said that,...
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I got a hand full of _______.
baby mice
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How do you prevent a condom from slipping off?
maybe you need a smaller size?
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What are the side effects of acetaminophen?
Liver damage and death are the most serious side effects.
http://www.rnjournal.com/journal_of_nursing/acetaminophen_overdose.htm
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Why are you taking me to the hospital?!
Snip snip! We're gonna get you fixed.
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Should the GOP convice Dr. Condoleezza Rice to join the Romney ticket ?
Not possible because of the Peter principle. Romney can't have someone a heartbeat from taking his job be a clearly smarter and more competent person... think about it. If you're president, you want a total jerk as vice president because it's like an insurance policy. People will make sure you live out your term rather than taking a chance on letting the VP take over.
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Is it possible for old TV signals to travel through space for 50+ years bounce off something and return so we could receive them on Earth?
The real question is signal to noise ratio.
In theory if you put a microphone to the earth in your home, you could tune in anyone's conversation in the whole world, IF it were sensitive enough and IF you could remove the extraneous noise. Catching that bouncing signal is a comparable problem.
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Is Euthanasia really such a bad thing?
Young people, old people, green people, unborn babies, dog lovers, they're all nothing but trouble. I say kick them all out, and let the trees take over.
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What do you think could save our Earth from destruction?
Kill the zombies while you still have the chance.
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At night, the people come and go _________________________
"yay, I came!"
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Simon Cowell called and said ..........
you're really untalented slime and you ought to crawl home with your tail between your legs.
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Do you ever wish a catastrophic event would occur and erase all the wrong away from this planet?
god tried that with the great flood. See how well that worked? Yeah, not at all. Nice going, big guy.
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Is there a vegitable you wont eat? why?
Kale. Bitter, tough, what's the point?
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Is it ok to keep secrets from your s.o.?
For sure. You can indicate a secret by saying the magic words "mind your own damned business."
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I just got a message from the AB staff.
You're better off without any. Once you add friends, they start borrowing your lawnmower and stuff.
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What is the cheapest and most cost effective way to get rid of a cat I no longer want?
Give it to your mom.
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What really is a girls best friend?
Her sidearm.
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What do surgeons wear in the operating room?
mostly blue stuff.
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How are you going to celebrate the First of May?
Start the Cinco de Mayo party early
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What do you keep in your closet(s)?
Vestal virgins.
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doesn't anyone like the eagles,,,boo,,,hoo
At this point in time they should rename themselves "the Bald Eagles"
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What the most annoying song that gets stuck in your head?
This one. You can thank me later.
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Do you agree that since Adam &Eve didn't comprehend the difference between good &evil, then it was unjust for God to punish them?
God was a bully, a tyrant, and an egomaniac. Nothing he did was just.
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Is there something that always brings you down?
Bruce!
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In three words or less:-) describe Howard stern?
Dickless loudmouth pervert.
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Color my _________________?
Color my world with hopes of loving you
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What needs to be invented that hasn't been yet?
I'd like a tiny microwave, just big enough to fit my coffee mug.
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What was the worst lie your computer ever told you?
"It's now safe to turn off your computer."
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For $50,000 would you eat a medium size bowl of COW manure?
After it passes through my tomato plants, sure.
;D
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IS IT RUDE TO MAKE BEEP BEEP NOISES WHEN A PREGNANT WOMAN IS WALKING?
Only when she's backing up.
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What makes a good doorstop?
This is one door you won't have to worry about anymore.
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If you had an attractive daughter who came onto you, would you do her?
I think you've been living in West Virginia for too long.
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IS IT RUDE TO ASK A GUY IF HE WOULD BUY YOU A SANDWICH ?
Not as long as you're willing to make it worth his while. ;D
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Will you be happy if I'm leaving to Cambodia?
My son went there a couple years ago. No big deal, he stayed in the Hilton. That's not exactly roughing it.
http://www.hotelplanner.com/2907-Brand/Hilton-Garden-Inn-Hotels-in-Phnom-Penh-Cambodia
By the way, he said the food in Thailand and Vietnam was much better.
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Why are nearly all serial killers white males?
Not to burst your bubble, but here's a list of 10 of the most notorious female serial killers.
http://www.criminaljusticeusa.com/blog/2011/10-infamous-female-serial-killers/
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You might be a redneck if.......?
You think Miss America wears a rebel flag bikini, drinks beer, and smokes cigarettes.
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Hands down what's the best alcoholic beverage?
Benedictine
The only hard stuff blessed by the big guy himself.
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I smell bread, where am I?
It's just a yeast infection, drink lots of cranberry juice and it should go away.
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Complete this sentence: I'd rather be called anything than called ________________.
late for breakfast.
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Wayne Newton called..he wants _____________________
you to change his "Depends"
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Is lard a good butter substitute?
Beef lard doesn't have much flavor. Bacon fat and chicken fat saved from soup have quite a bit more flavor and have been used like butter for centuries. Rendered chicken fat (schmaltz) is a traditional ingredient in Jewish and European cooking and is/was also spread on bread as butter would be. It makes great garlic toast.
http://www.sadiesalome.com/recipes/schmaltz.html
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What spreads quickly?
Butter that's been sitting out on a warm day.
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Whom have you just seen?
The bartender.
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Favorite Italian dinner?
Saltimbocca alla Romana
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When is Ireland's rainy season?
Rain? what rain?
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Why doesn't anyone ever take my questions seriously. Am I blowing smoke here?
Since you ask questions like "Has any kind person some words of hope to offer a friendly dragon. Or are the last of us to be violently swept from existence like the Wurm of Stockton, John the Baptist and Tollund Man?"
Yes, I'd say you're just blowing smoke here. I think you inhaled some too.
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Who's your favorite "Manic Pixie Dream Girl?"
http://welovemediacrit.blogspot.com/2009/10/manic-pixie-dream-girl.html
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Does anti-matter matter?
not if you don't have any.
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Did you ever wake up, open your eyes, and realize you weren't awake at all?
I've woken up, walked to my alarm and turned it off, and then wonder why it's still buzzing, only to realize I only dreamed about getting up and turning it off. Repeat as necessary.
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What is pushing the universe apart?
Politics.
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Quick! What color are your socks lol!?:)
not wearing any. :P
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What superpower is conferred to women by wearing high-heeled boots?
That's a question for Bootsiebaby, our resident expert on high-heeled boot-equipped women with superpowers.
http://www.answerbag.com/profile/1571155/
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when was the first time , at what age you felt you were old?
30
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What would be the pros & cons of being a werewolf?
Pro: Babes go for the rugged look
Con: you spend a fortune on shaving supplies
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Gas prices coming down. Obama MUST be doing something right! Right???
No no, if the prices go up he's to blame. If the prices come down, it's through the hard work of the Republican congress.
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Refresh my memory, who exactly are you?
Your daddy.
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Is there a connection between being Libra and being Bi-Polar? I really think there is a significant connection.
More likely there's a connection between being bipolar and delusional, leading one to imagining that astrological signs or other arbitrary criteria control your life.
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Has anyone considered inventing an anti-nagging device?
My ex could sure have used one, but it would have been hard to keep the collar on her. Perhaps some kind of remote control automatic beam device might have worked better.
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What is your favorite junk food drink?
Horchata
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You must choose one/blinded for life with pepperspray...beaten/maimed for life with a nighstick...shot dead with a gun. Which choice/why?
Nobody has been "blinded for life" by pepper spray which is exactly why the product was developed. It's intended to be non-lethal and non-maiming but nonetheless a painful deterrent.
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What is healthier, filtered water or tap water?
Tap water IS filtered.
If you run it through your own filter it will get better or worse depending on the quality and condition of your own filter. If it's one of those cheap Chinese filters with the canister of lead and arsenic sand, it will get a lot worse.
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Are you hungry now? If so, are you going to go eat?
Is that an offer, AG? What are you cooking for us today? How about some nice peameal bacon with mustard on a bun, eh?
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What was in your lunch box as a kid?
This really pisses me off that some AB staff twit merged Bornabrit's question about (current) lunch box contents with a question about KID lunch boxes. I did NOT take sushi to school as a kid, I took peanut butter sandwiches, and that was in another century. How f&$%ing stupid can a staffperson be to merge two such different questions? We take the time to post a good answer to a question...
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Who does the cooking in your home?
I do, as well as the cleanup. That's part of the bachelor life.
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What were your college colors?
plaid
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what if I straggled a cat?
Cats are good at straggling without your help.
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Do you applaud when others applaud , like after a theater play? or do you just let the others do it ?
No, I throw skittles at those people who clap at the wrong times in concerts rather than applauding with them.
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Who has it?
I did but Waboo took it from me.
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where in the Bible is there an example of multiple wives being a good thing?
Quite a few, including:
Genesis 31:17-18
"Then Jacob put his children and his wives on camels, and he drove all his livestock ahead of him, along with all the goods he had accumulated in Paddan Aram, to go to his father Isaac in the land of Canaan."
Judges 8:30-31
"And Gideon had threescore and ten sons of his body begotten: for he had many wives. And his concubine that was in Shechem, she...
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My supervisor won't let me take off for my relative's death. What do I do?
Take an unpaid sick day.
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Why would Lindsay Lohan be invited to a White House Correspondent's Dinner?
Obama was overheard saying "Why should Bill Clinton be the only one to have some fun in the oval office?" as he was buying some cigars.
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What does abba, father mean?
That's what you say when your dad asks you which of his old LP records he should play.
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Do you have to be a Jewsih Banker to go to Harvard?
And what exactly does Jewsih mean?
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Do you think university lecturers look like homeless people?
Only the ones with the patches on the elbows of their old tweed jackets, but most of those are actually actors pretending to be professors.
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how much is a 1929 wheat penny worth? no mint mark.please help.
one cent
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If you had to sum up God's message to us in a three word sentence, what would it be?
Kills for fun
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''Here's Johnny!'' What film is that from?
The not-so-obvious answer is the film "The Late Shift" [1996] which included a clip of Johnny Carson's Tonight Show as well as other late night hosts.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116835/
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What DONT you have in common with any of your siblings?That you wished you had?
Gender
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Would you like to teach me how to dance? =)
Take my hand....
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Is it possible to love Jesus even though he is a hippie?
He's not a hippie, he's a Rasta, mon.
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Whats your most important committment in life?
I am committed to squashing every idiotic spelling error I find.
Only one "t" in Commitment, Anil.
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Do you respect and love your parents?
Ha ha ....
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Whats the name of your favorite supermarket?
Miss Piggy's pork haven.
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Is it possible to make diamonds out of pencils?
Yes, but it takes a million pounds of pressure and a million years.
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Should a 17 year old woman be tortured to get her to confess to or provide vital information on a terrorist attack on which she is involved
1) She's not really 17, she's a young-looking 31
2) She's not really a she, she's a cleanly shaven man wearing a burqa.
3) The so-called "plot" exists only in the minds of Dick Cheny and Kiefer Sutherland. She was just on her way to buy some milk.
4) The false confession she gives under threat of torture won't be of use to anyone.
5) The real purpose of this exercise was to threaten you, not...
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What weird creation could you make with a loaf of bread
How about a bread alligator?
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Would you be happy if Mel Gibson caught a flesh eating virus?
I think Mel's a cranky older alcoholic who's glory days are long gone, but I don't think he's a genuinely bad person, and I think that we all are endangered when flesh eating bugs are given more chances to thrive and reproduce.
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I hate to hear the sound of____________
mosquitoes close to my ears as I'm trying to sleep.
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Why would a cannibal not want to eat Obama?
Too stringy
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How do you feel about people wearing fur?
Great! It's natural, sustainable, biodegradable, and would be a terrible thing to just dump in land fills rather than make use of it. Granted that nobody should be killing endangered species for any reason, but rabbits, for instance, are not endangered and their fur is perfectly suitable for coats. Those PETA fools who think artificial fibers are the way to go are promoting the use of foreign...
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Burritos are _______________.
farty food
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Can you name a song that's contain cuss words?
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What song are you going to sing to me
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At 72 I'm sleeping, on the average, 10 hours of the 24 and it's in bed (no daylight naps). Should I be concerned that this is too much?
When you're past 70, you've outlived many of your friends and many of your doctors. Consequently YOU know better than most people in your life as to what's good for you. Keep doing what you feel is right and report back to us in 10 years.
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Do you think Disney will ever release an R rated film?
You're way out of touch. Disney set up a division to do just that a long time ago. Disney's "Touchstone Pictures" division released their first R-rated movie, "Down and Out in Beverly Hills" 26 years ago.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Touchstone_Pictures
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Are Jesus, Muhammed, Moses, Budda, Krishna etc all one and the same?
5 flavors of human imagination, like Creamsicles, O-Henry's, Klondikes, Reese's, and Drumstiks.
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Muhammed or Jesus ?
Easter Bunny, or the Great Pumpkin?
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Is the lunch free?
It's $12.99 plus tip.
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What was in your lunch box as a kid?
Sushi Bento
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Tilapia tastes very good, but salmon is healthier. Y/N?
I won't tell you what to eat, but Tilapia are fish that literally feed on sewage. When raised on fish farms they are raised downstream of other farm-raised fish such as catfish, eating the poop of the other fish. Personally I wouldn't eat Tilapia, ESPECIALLY from other countries where they may well have been eating human waste. Wild caught salmon is way healthier in my opinion.
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How close do you live to a theme park?
20 minute drive
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What are some ways to smuggling in some stuff into a country? About 5g only.
5 grams is small enough to fit inside your left testicle. Just saying....
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Apple needs some new product ideas. Any suggestions for them?
The Apple Toilet. Also known as the "I-Poop"
Hybrid power with battery backup. Bluetooth-enabled. Available in any of two colors, white and black, though black is out of stock.
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Why do Americans flush the toilet after use? I mean, who does that?
What is it you'd suggest instead? Never flushing?
Flushing when it has NOT been used?
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What is your favourite Bible Verse
Ecclesiastes 3:
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Have you ever been on a bus or plane where someone behind you kept kicking your seat? What, if anything, did you do about it?
Stand on the seat, turn around, and pee on the kid. Works every time.
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Are you threatening me?
Be glad I didn't just belt you without a warning.
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What is your favourite University in USA ?
I like different schools in different ways. Harvard, Stanford, Cornell and Princeton especially.
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Where do you find security?
They can be found riding Segways around the mall.
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What is in your "NOT TO DO" list?
Don't let young guys in black polyester pants and short sleeve white shirts onto your porch.
Don't expect to get a rebate check from Tigerdirect even though you sent in the materials on time.
Don't trust a politician of either major party.
Don't start popcorn in your microwave and walk away.
Don't close and lock the car door until you're sure you know where your keys are.
Don't leave the house...
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I'm a psychopath. what now?
Find a career path like cartooning that makes good use of it.
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What would you not buy if it cost $1
A used truck or boat.
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When was your last reality check
I tried cashing it, but it bounced :(
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After millions of dollars are raised yearly to help cure diseases, which diseases have been cured??
Among the diseases effectively eliminated or fully controlled in the United States:
Polio
Diphtheria
Chicken Pox
Invasive H. Flu
Malaria
Measles
Pertussis
Pneumococcal disease
Tetanus
Typhoid
Yellow Fever
Smallpox
Trichinosis
http://health.howstuffworks.com/diseases-conditions/rare/12-deadly-diseases-cured-in-the-20th-century2.htm
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what's the most overused phrase?
Dude... wuttup?
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Can I study your brain?
what's left of it?
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Do you refer to yourself in the 3rd peson?
No. Banana Breath never refers to himself in the first person.
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how do I no my wife cheating
She was with me last night, so that's how you know.
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What kind of Chinese food do you like best?
mapo dofu
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Will you be eating tonight?
Damned straight.
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Guys, do you think tough girls make better lovers?
They'll take the skin right off your member... I wouldn't call that good loving.
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What does the word si mean in spanish?
It means you should go outside and open your eyes and see what the world has to offer you.
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Are house plants hostile?
If you're the right size, a Venus fly trap would gladly call you "lunch."
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Why are you religious? What's your religion?
I'm spiritual, not religious. To be religious is to turn off your mind and sign your paycheck over to hucksters. To be spiritual is to be enlightened and aware of your place in the universe.
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Why can't doughnuts be square.
They're meant to remind you of the shape of the spare tire you're building around your waist.
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If Jesus offered to kill 3 people for you, who would you sic him on?
Jesus tells you to turn the other cheek rather than kill your pals.
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whats your dogs name?
Throat-ripper. Would you like to pet him?
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Where's my luggage?!
The babboons got it. All of it.
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Where should you not go swimming?
wif da sharks
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Born on the ____________________
back of a pickup truck
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Do lions like to eat Christians in Rome? Why not atheists?
The only lions in Rome are in the Bioparco zoo, and they aren't fed any Christians.
http://www.italyheaven.co.uk/rome/zoo.html
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Do people stil dial 411?
The same people who buy porn in porn shops probably do. We can assume they're not very smart, computer illiterate, and not particularly careful with their money.
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How did Jesus view politics?
When he arrived at the Mormon temple, Jesus kicked over the tables of the Romney supporters, venture capitalists, and bird sellers.
""It is written," he said to them, "'My house will be called a house of prayer,' but you are making it a 'den of robbers.'"
[Matthew 21:12-13]
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If you were chosen to give a name to the world's worst-tasting beer, what would you call it? How about the best?
I'd call the worst beer: Cleveland's best
I'd call the best "Reserved: my personal stock."
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If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, what color would it be?
grayish brown and fairly clear.
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Why is there such broad and a venomous hatred of liberals and Democrat in the US today?
There's stronger polarization today. Mutual antagonism is about all EITHER party has going for them since they have no genuine accomplishments or plans to promote instead.
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who's in control ?
The Master Cylinder.
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What's that noise coming from the drawer in your nightstand? It kinda sounds like...a bumble bee. :P
My pager. Yeah, it's old school, but it works.
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Can I rent or buy you !
You can buy me...
a beer.
Thanks.
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What song should never be covered?
This one... unless you want waves of nausea engulfing the world.
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Can you swim across the ocean?
A portion of it.
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Martha Stewart called she wants her ____________________
Answerbag account back.
http://www.answerbag.com/category/martha-stewart_1242
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Would you rather be dead than live in the ghetto?
It is so narrow-minded to even ask this question. Among the people who have intentionally moved into the ghetto was Bill Clinton, who set up an office in Harlem after his presidency. Yes, the former president could certainly have lived and worked anywhere, but CHOSE Harlem. If you're not obsessed with racist stereotypes, you might enjoy the flavors of "ghetto" neighborhood, including such...
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When a child, were you ever treated badly by a teacher?
Quite consistently.
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What can you buy at Costco?
I can't buy anything at Costco, because I'm not a member.
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When the going gets rough, you___________?
call a collection agency.
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Whats something that would make you jump 10 feet off the ground
Diving from the 3 meter board.
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what to do if i fell in love with a mormon?
Get thee to a deprogramming center before it's too late.
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Should kids carry credit cards? why or why not
There's nothing wrong with them using a "Visa gift card" with a fixed value on it, but I wouldn't give them an actual credit card to use.
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What advice would you give to a bullied LGBT student who feel as though he can't wait until it gets better?
Make friends with a 6'5" body builder, and have him put the fear of god into the bullies. They tend to stop bullying you when they get a credible threat of having their throats ripped out.
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How many men do you know that are Vegans?
2 vegetarians, no vegans.
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i want to have super strength like superman how do i get that strong in a week?
There's only one real way: Climb into a military exoskeleton suit.
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The one particular statement/ saying that I like about life is_________.
it sucks, then you die.
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Everybody get me what I want and stop wasting all my time how can I look inside a store on the internet?
Go to Harrypotter.com and order a magic wand, that will help.
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Where have all the backstabbers gone?
Today is the day they go to get their knives sharpened.
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What would not be a good excuse to be late to work?
I was having heart palpitations.
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If Mitt Romney wins the November election, he plans on eliminating Section 8, SSI, & food stamps. What will happen to the poor people?
He plans to have them stuffed and put in museums.
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Name a song that contains a lesson or message?
This one:
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What isn't a "real job"?
drug dealing
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Tell me, Who are you?
who? who?
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What Do You Think Is A Good Name For A Black, Male, Cat?
Schwarz (black, in German)
Nero (black, in Italian)
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What do you keep locked in your spare room ?
That's where I keep the few things that aren't yet covered with cat hair.
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are u ppl glad that i iz back on anserbag? yay
rotfl, kmfa, mf!
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Is there a normal topping or combination of toppings on pizza that ruins it for you?
Pineapple and Ham just doesn't work for me. I'm ok with ham though.
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Besides Obama out of office, why should I vote for Romney?
He'll give you a free pair of funky underwear.
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How do you make a potion to transform into a dragon?
You need 5 dragon scales and a cast iron cauldron. Find those first and then we'll talk.
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Are you happy that Rick Santorum is out?
Yes, though he might resurface as a prospective VP.
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Here is a question AB- say you are 18 again (or for the first time). You get free admittance to any college in the US. Where you going?
Stanford. I think Harvard is a better school but Stanford would be a lot more pleasant in the winter.
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Is it ever good to compliment yourself? If so, when?
Every time you cook something that you really like, you can and should do so.
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Does anyone know any clothing stores in England (or more specifically, Yorkshire) where I can buy modern Victorian/Romantic style clothing, or any modern take on historical clothing?
As a costume? Try Angels
http://www.angels.uk.com/
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Are there any non-stop flights from New York to Pisa, Italy?
Only one airline, Delta, flies direct from NYC to Pisa. It's quite expensive with seats typically selling from between $1700 to $5600 (first class). For most people it would make more sense to fly into Florence and take a bus or train, or fly into Milan or Rome and get a connecting flight.
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Do you prefer Asian girls or Mexican girls?
This calendar piqued my interest...
http://thechive.com/2010/12/01/i-hated-flying-until-i-found-this-calendar-12-photos/
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Have you ever donated over $300.00 to a charity? What percentage do you think actually goes to the cause?
I donated a truck once worth at least $1000. It was a small organization that was able to use the truck so 100% went to the cause.
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Will it be good if the USA didn't have a president the next 4 years? US starts clean in 2016.
Why stop there? Congress and the Supreme Court have proven themselves useless in recent years as well.
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What's the saddest hobby?
Making imaginary valentine's cards you didn't receive.
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Do you like Garbage
These folks?
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Have you ever flet dizzy when you get up?
Flet?
I haven't flet anything.
No flets here.
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How many airports have you been to?
Too many to count.
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How often do you eat fast food? What is your favorite fast food joint?
Once every 3 to 5 years.
Favorite: 5 guys burgers.
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Why is it guys dont care if women use the mens toilets when the line is to long for the ladies
Because we're not particularly afraid that they'll rape us when they invade our territory.
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Did Mrs. Romney do it all by herself? Raise 5 boys. No nannies/maids/gardeners/cooks? She did it all by herself? Anyone know?
The part of Mrs. Romney is actually played by comedian "Carrot Top." So don't take anything you hear attributed to her too seriously.
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Have you ever experienced shopping Rage ?
No, I've never been a fan of Cabbage Patch kids.
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Whom do you think is THE musical genius to watch for the next 20 years?
Tim Urban. Remember, you heard it here.
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Is an old freezer cheaper and 'greener' than a coffin to bury people in?
That's a cute suggestion. The old freezer includes plastic, steel, aluminum, a little bit of rubber, and freon refrigerant. While it would be preferable ecologically to use an old freezer rather than a new coffin, it is not by any stretch "green" to bury these materials. A green burial would include only organic compostable materials, for instance wrapping the body in burlap, tied with sisal...
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What time is safe/polite to call a professors' phone at?
You should NOT call a professor unless you were specifically invited to. They did not sign up to be "on call" during off-hours. Most schools require professors to state clearly on their syllabi when and where they are available for students to meet with them, that's called "office hours."
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True or False: Canada is better than America?
Canadian Moosehead beer is better than Budweiser, if that helps.
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How do women who are wimps act?
Well, Waboo, after she castrates you she gets queasy from the sight of your blood. Satisfied?
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Are there any poor lawyers or doctors?
I know a number of poor doctors. Working at an inner city clinic for instance, you get paid barely more than the cost of professional insurance which is all that protects you from bankruptcy if you're sued. Similarly airline pilots these days are often living hand to mouth though many people imagine they're overpaid.
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When do you like growth? When don't you?
I like the intellectual growth that comes with travel, reading, learning. I don't like cancerous growth that comes with disease and evangelism.
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is there anyone else out there who dosent eat poultry?
I eat poultry, but I'd be hesitant to eat most of the crap chicken sold in supermarkets. I've raised my own birds and I know the difference, I know what kind of taste and texture should be expected, but much of commercial poultry is mushy garbage.
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At what temperature does water ignite?
Are you new on this planet?
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Here's a toast to______________!
...spread with butter.
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Who stole XT's car ?
Nobody stole it, he just couldn't remember where he parked it. I found it.
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What are your favorite quotes?
Obi-Wan: "I think we better get indoors. The Sand People are easily startled but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers."
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how can you describe a radio
Obsolete device that was popular in the 1960's
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What do you buy before you travel the world?
Tetanus and hepatitis vaccinations
2 rolls of "camping" toilet paper
Kaopectate
a pocket compass
Eyewitness guidebooks
2 freeze dried camping dinners
2 cotton bandanas
leather passport "wallet"
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Did you just touch my cat?!
I didn't do it, it was the rabbit.
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Are you a worse singer than Bob Dylan?
Such a person has not yet been born.
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Is cheese safe to eat as long as it doesn't have the moldy green stuff on it?
Yes, and the mold isn't anything to worry about either. The same mold that will grow on the surface is all usually all through the cheese itself, though there we call it "culture." We scrape off surface mold because we find it ugly.
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Do you smoke? Would you date someone who did?
No, smoking is icky.
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What's your favorite French phrase? And don't tell me you don't have one.
Cherchez la femme
(look for the woman)
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I've been really depressed lately. Can you tell mee joke or give me a link to a site/video that'll cheer me up?
I recommendz Cat failz and cheezburgerz
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Do you think Romney's out-of-touchness with ordinary folks can ever be cured or is it going to stalk him eternally? Does/should he care?
Romney is in touch with ordinary folks, because some of his executive friends own ordinary folks. He knows what they look like because he's used them as bait on his fishing trips. Heck, he might even strap one to his car roof to keep his dog company. Frankly Obama isn't any better, by the way.
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What did you just throw in the bin?
Nothing. I recycle and compost most things including the coffee grounds and unbleached filter from this morning's coffee. It's been a couple days since I've thrown anything in the trash and it was just some dust I swept up.
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Americans: I`m 42, male, and I have never even held a real gun. Thoughts?
But you've held your member, now haven't you.
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How do I make my dog vomit?
Did you lose your cellphone again?
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Isn't it impossible for God to exist?
Yes; it's also impossible for a fat guy in a sleigh to squiggle down a chimney to deliver presents, but that won't stop us from praying to him every Christmas.
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How is cannabis not legal?
Cannibals would eat your flesh, You want that to be legal? Sheesh.
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Are you a Canadian?
Sometimes
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Did your parents buy you everything you wanted when you were growing up?
On a good day, we had heat, but that was only because it was summer.
We had enough to eat, as long as we didn't mind eating sand.
I liked the black shoes... and I was told that some day I might get a turn wearing them.
In school we read a dickens story where the boys share a cup of watered down milk. God how I wished I could have joined them.
But don't get me started....
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Are you using Windows 8?
I'm using WIndows 3.0
are you saying there's a newer version?
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Are you going to end it ? Or will I
Unplug AnswerBag? Permanently? Has it really come to this?
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Can you use shampoo to wash your clothes instead of laundry detergent?
If you use shampoo in your washing machine (dishwashing soap, or either of these in your dishwasher), expect billowing foam to spew out of the machines and across your floor. They work fine for hand-washing your clothes though.
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What should be included in a job description?
Most importantly:
People who would crown their own answers to their questions "GREAT ANSWER - Professionally Researched" need not apply.
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"I need a man or woman who ___________." Well?
can lend me $1000
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What is the one thing (song, television show, movie, etc.) that can instantly make you nostalgic?
That sticky-sweet smoke smell.
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Why are questions so good now? What are you guys on?
Aw shucks, thanks. We got tired of asking what your favorite color is.
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What have you learned from coaches?
cockroaches?
I was never coached in anything but every time I've heard a coach speak, I just heard canned meaningless statements.
"Let's get out there and WIN it"
"It ain't over 'till it's over"
"Let's give it 110%"
"There's no 'you' in teamwork."
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When did you realize that not everything is about you?
You lost me at "not about me."
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What are the best reasons why men should sit down while peeing?
If they've been castrated, pussy whipped, and lost the will to live.
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"Do you think I'm stupid?" What makes you feel this way? Why?
No, you're on my good list, AG ;D
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Is "on the lamb" a punchline to a dirty joke?
Why couldn't the police find the bestiality fan they were planning on arresting?
Because he was on the lamb.
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What is the most exotic place that you have ever visited?
Inner Mongolia
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I like the smell of______________!
napalm at breakfast time.
It smells like victory.
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Did you forget our 1st kiss ?
I'll never forget that, Chelsea.
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If God knows I am hurting, why doesn't He help me?
God's a sadist, get used to it. If you ask nicely he might send some fire and brimstone your way to make you a bit more miserable.
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Have you notice the name "Jack has been used most films for male characters?
I remember back when all the boys on TV and in movies were named "Chip" or "Bud"
"Bud" Anderson from "Father Knows Best"
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If you don't have the heart to kill an animal then why is it easy to drop them off at the pound?.
Good question but I have no problem killing an animal like a chicken for my dinner, and I would NOT drop off a pet at a pound. It's responsibility of a type PETS twits will never know.
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How do I approach a boy in my church that I have a big crush on?
Ask him if that's an altar candle in his pocket, or if he's glad to see you.
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What do you view as a dying art? Why?
Seduction. But if you're ever in the neighborhood, I still remember a few things.
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Do you give validation to others ?
No, I make them pay the full price of parking on their own.
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Do you like Amy Winehouse's music?
Yes, but what a messed up life.
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If you lost your job right now, how would you feel?
What exactly do you mean by "if?"
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What would you love to use a sword for? Why?
As a Samurai Night Fever dancing accessory.
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Did you ever buy the jar with both peanut butter and jelly in it?
I thought it was a cute idea but I looked at the ingredients and investigated the product and it is the crappiest peanut butter and jelly on the market, so I won't buy it.
That's a shame.
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How do you feel about intelligence? Why?
It's useful for some things. Why do you ask?
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Have you ever been handcuffed to a bed in a cheap motel
Um, no. Is that an invitation?
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In the scriptures, King David pretended to be insane to protect himself from danger. Have you ever acted "crazy" or done weird things to appear unbalanced so you could avoid harm?
There was a weird guy on a NYC subway once harassing and belittling one person after another. When he got close to me I jumped out of my seat and started barking and growling at him. It worked.
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Everbody_______________.
DUCK!
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I am looking for inspiration, what colour is your kitchen?
It has white wallpaper with a pattern of little flowers
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What's the difference between a ginger and a redhead?
There isn't usually any hair on the ginger.
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My 7 year old son just got a new glow in the dark basketball for the summer. he left it in the yard by accident. My kids saw our neighbors teenage son with the ball. I asked him if he had or had found the ball and he said no. How can I get the ball back?
Kick him in the butt and tell him he's going to have to swallow it if he doesn't hand it over immediately.
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Can you get 'high' from smoking sage? My teenage son has been interested in my garden.
No, but try telling him he shouldn't eat spinach because it can get him high, and I'll bet his diet improves.
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If you were to collapse in the middle of the street, do you have faith in your fellow citizen to help you?
I would expect others to pull me out of the street so I don't get run over, and call the police, but I wouldn't expect them to give me mouth-to-mouth if they don't know me.
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Is everybody with me?
Um, no. Not by a longshot.
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God can and will change your life - Agree or disagree?
If he comes along on another of his murdering rampages like he did in Noah's time, and in Sodom, Gomorrah, Admah, Zeboim and Bela and murders you and everyone you know, it would certainly change your life, but not for the better. Just say NO to rampaging murderers.
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Does anyone see a problem with this social engineering catastrophe?
That's utter crap.
Eugenics has proven quite the opposite in both animals and humans. Hitlers eugenics program wasn't successful by any means and groups with a limited gene pool end up with many genetic defects including deafness and alopecia. The failure of Hitler's Germany can in fact be attributed to these wrong-headed ideas, since Germany DID have the brainpower to have won. Germany COULD...
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How old are you?
As old as my tongue and older than my teeth.
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What is something that you like that is rectangular?
A divorce decree.
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Have you ever eaten geoduck? To me they look like a giant phallic thingy.
Yes, at sushi bars. It's excellent.
http://www.sushiencyclopedia.com/sushi_menu/geoduck_sushi.html
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To all ABrs with over 1000 pts - Should we all give 25 pts to all ABrs w/less than 1000 pts or should they earn them? U’r thoughts?
If they were smart they'd make the point system genuinely useful. Instead of having CL's who are arbitrarily selected based on friendships and such, the points should unlock various abilities. 10,000 points and you're automatically a moderator. And you use up your points in the process of moderating. 200 points to delete a reported comment. 500 points to delete a reported question; this helps...
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Why is it when you go to bed apparently free of grit, when you get up in the morning your bed's always full of bits?
It means the sandman visited you.
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Do scientists have their own secret answerbag kind of site where they anonymously ask dumb questions and get fairly reliable answers?
We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you.
Area51bag.gov
you didn't hear it here.
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Who is more interesting to write a research paper on? Mill? Kant? Plato? Socrates? or Aristotle?
I'm of the opinion that you can't really write a "research paper" on any of these. You can write an historical account, or a philosophy paper discussing and comparing their arguments, but that's not research. If you want to have some real fun though, I'd suggest Plato's allegory of the cave as it relates to virtual reality.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegory_of_the_Cave...
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Best university for engineering course
It depends on what type of engineering, but overall, MIT, Stanford and Carnegie Mellon are the big three.
Purdue and Cornell are good for some disciplines.
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Which costumes do you like seeing? Why?
French maid costumes. Why? Ooh la la!
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When a man loves _______________
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If Superman got into a black hole, could he get out (in other words, which is stronger)?
He would fly into the black hole in counterclockwise direction to go back in time and then avoid it the next time around.
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I got a ___ in my pocket and it's ready to ____.
sock
wear
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Will you help me shave my legs, i have broke 3 razor blades its so thick
A blowtorch works well.
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How did they get the horse, (Mister Ed) to flap his lips during talking parts?
They tucked a little chewing tobacco under his lips.
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A god walks into a bar with a kangaroo and a bag of fish. What's the punchline?
The bartender says "you can't come in here with that kangaroo...."
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How do I know if im bipolar or not im 13?
Give it a while. You need to get past puberty first to know for sure, because the flood of hormones that happens to normal girls at that stage closely mimics bipolar disorder.
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You are my _______________
interrogator
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Approximate square root of 110 to the nearest tenth
10.488
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Why is my cat so smelly? I have a 10 month old neutered male who really smells. He eats the same as my 12 month old neutered female who sometimes pins him down to groom him. He was overweight when we got him but is no longer, though he is very greedy.
Sometimes male cats have a problem where their anal glands get clogged. They lick the anal glands to relieve them and then lick their fur and then you have a very smelly cat. Believe it or not a simple change of food should help fix the problem. I would go with a good food such as Iams or Eukenuba.
http://cats.about.com/cs/healthissues/a/analglands.htm
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Everyone says my boyfriend is ugly, but I think he's handsome and adorable. How do I get my friends to back off?
You don't. Why not go with it instead? Nickname him "the toad" and relish the fact that you could have really ugly babies together. You beat people at their own game and then they can't use it against you. Physical beauty doesn't really mean anything anyway. "Toad" would have been a good nickname for Bill Gates, but people kind of stopped laughing at him after he made his first Billion.
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True or false? Not treating cancer at all has a higher success rate than treating it.
It never has a higher success rate, but treating it often has a higher rate of complications and/or mortality. That is the case for instance with slow-growing prostate cancer in men over 70. But untreated cancers don't make a habit of healing themselves on their own so there's no "success rate" to avoiding treatment.
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Are you aware that I laugh at all of you on AB?
We each got paid over $100,000 for our contributions to date, and we won't share the secret with you, so we're having a much better laugh.
ha ha ha
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Looking for some good BBQ restaurants around Myrtle Beach! Not really looking for a 'chain'.
Little Pigs or Big D's are probably your best bets.
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I am really hungry, I could just eat a _________________
Box of Poop Farts
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What is zero?
It's a measure of our respect for CL's who obsess over the categories chosen for our questions.
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Do you want to eat birds or chickens?
as long as they're rolled in pink slime, it doesn't matter.
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Fill-in-the-blank: _____________ is a natural formation in ____________.
Erection
the groin
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Summertime_________.
and the living is easy
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I hear the ___________ .
sound of a silk slip dropping to the floor in the darkness.
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Gimme my_____so I can go home
money
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Is Tweety male or female?
Gay male.
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Sleep like a Baby, wake up Like a __________________?
bag of hammers
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I'm so glad that ___________________
Nuclear annihilation is considered a viable option.
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I will let you down ________________
into my basement
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When was the last time you started a fire?
Why do you ask? I wasn't anywhere close to there, I have a rock solid alibi. Honest.
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Does anyone know of a LEGIT scam-free work at home business/income opportunity? I have been searching for a while..Most requires rediculous fees..The BBB informed me to be careful because most scams require fees and if it's legit it shouldn't cost.
Become an Amazon partner
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trans_________
fats
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Where shall you go after death?
Disneyworld
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Does your cat groom its eyebrows with a toothbrush?
It started with that. It's getting seriously out of control.
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What is the best way to teach children to pray?
Slap the crap out of them and say "if you don't pray you will become smart and find your way out of this hopeless squalor!"
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How much time do you spend watching television daily?
5 minutes
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Who are you the most protective of?
My cat.
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Shop teacher said, "There are no accidents. When something goes wrong, it's because somebody somewhere made a mistake" Agree or disagree?
I know a shop supervisor who taught shop safety for years and was extremely careful and aware at all times but lost his thumb in an accident recently. Sometimes blades shatter, clamps fail, wood has hidden knots... poop happens, as they say.
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What kind of restaurant did you go to the last time you ate out? Did you have a nice meal?
Chinese buffet, and yes, it was yummy.
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What is your favorite frozen dinner?
Dim Sum
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why did the piano player bang her head against the keyboard?
It was in protest.
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Ima make a movie about god. Which actor would make the best god?
How about Steve Buscemi?
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Why people keep posting fun questions?
That would be a nice change.
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Did you ever wonder why a human being , would want to try to deny the existence of GOD
It's the never ending battle for TRUTH, JUSTICE and the AMERICAN WAY. Say NO to imaginary bullies with a history of homicide.
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Expensive cars aren't necessarily cool... What is the COOLEST car?
I'm partial to the 71-72 Roadrunners personally. ;D
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What makes a place pleasant to live in?
Fires, earthquakes, mudslides, and financial collapse of the state. At least those are the qualities found in California, which people keep telling me is a pleasant place to live.
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Has God always been your best friend?:)?
No, Anal. The murdering sob is no friend of mine. Did you know he killed your ancestors? Everyone but Noah and a couple buddies on the ark. Virtually every person on earth. Do you make friends with people who like to kill your family? Tsk tsk. Do you like Hitler too?
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What tribute can you give Mr. Bush for his intelligence?
He had the integrity to consistently mispronounce Newk-you-lur to the bitter end.
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Dennis the Menace's neighbor was Mr. Wilson. Can you name another famous fictional neighbor?
Lorelei Brown from My Favorite Martian
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Why did Tiger Woods kill Ron Goldman?
He blamed Ron Goldman for moving that fire hydrant in front of his SUV.
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What possible key words are the CIA looking for on AB to pin you down?
The secret word is "Bananistan"
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How many earth women did god knock up?
Some history of "divine births" ....
http://www.cultofdivinebirth.com/
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What is it like to live near a McDonalds restaurant?
After about 5 days your lungs start to hurt from breathing grease particles all night.
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What is your opinion on mcdonalds?
I've never heard of it, is it something new?
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Does Eurail have a 4-month global pass option, or would I have to pay for a 3-month and a 1-month pass?
There is no 4-month pass but there are a number of other options. With that much time to spend, you will probably not be going to a different country every day since you would quickly run out of countries to visit. So the The 1-country 10 day pass could make a lot more sense and save you a lot of money. It's only $51. If you start with 10 days in France for instance, you then get the 3 month...
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Do you think I'm playing with you?!
arf arf arf!
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What words can we use instead of "fat"?
Glandularly challenged
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Does a magnet work like a electromagnetic chaos eliminator?
The foil hat is more important.
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The space program has spent a trillion dollars and has produced only two useful things: Tang, and foam mattresses. Agree? or Disagree?
We also got some pretty gray rocks.
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What charity seems to be suspect to you?
The Church of the Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh. The fact that he bought the world's largest fleet of Rolls Royces should have been a red flag.
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Where do you hide my CDs?
They're in the davenport. Or was it the chesterfield?
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What is Jesus' full name?
Jesus Martinez de la Hoya III
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If a guy goes by the name ____________ people will generally think he's retarded.
Skeeter
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What is a good brand of Pianos?
Bosendorfer is best for a modern concert grand, but you'd pay through the nose for one, $50,000-$200,000.
Steinway is the "poor man's Bosenbdorfer"
For an older bargain...
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How does banana breath smell like?
Like love, roses, invigorating spring rains, confidence and victory.
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The Art Of War is not about war or battles or fightings at all, is it?
.
Yeah it is, that and leadership, strategy, and resource allocation. Read it, it takes but a mere hour, then you can quote Sun Tzu like starship captains and Klingons alike.
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When does the Q-bert movie come out?
It's out already. Here's a link to watch it for free.
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Would you rather be dead than live in the ghetto?
Don't be dissin' my ghetto, yo. Sometimes the homie bros have their music too loud and wear their pants sagging down to there, but so?
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In God we trust - Agree or disagree?
No, it's "In Gourds we rust."
And word to the wise, never trust anyone who has killed a whole planet full of people. I know of only two, God and Darth...
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I believe that the President of the U.S.A. should be someone who has served the country honorably in the military service. Anyone agree?
That's a crock. That's like saying that because the President will have an effect upon girls and women everywhere, the future president must have served in the Girl Scouts. And since every person receives mail, the future president must have served time delivering mail. And since everyone has at some time drunk milk, the future president must be a cow. So we can agree that an ex-military bovine...
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Do you think The Rolling Stones are cool?
They're the coolest act currently shown on the Ed Sullivan show, for sure.
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What words can we use instead of "fat"?
Porky
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Do you think Madonna is still hot?
She never was.
Pink could kick her butt from here to Timbuktu. She's smarter, sexier, sings better, and has a future rather than just a past.
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How old were you when Tetris came out? (june 6, 1984)
OMG, YOU MEAN TETRIS IS GAY???
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After cash money and credit what is your favourite form of currency?
Negotiable securities.
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Have you slept in a car?
Not today.
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Why am i a stupid girl ?
Hasn't that become a point of pride these days?
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Does your pet understand you? And vice versa?
All too well.
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What is wrong with sockpuppet accounts?
It's a holdover from the days when there was a working point system and people gave their own answers +5's and everyone else -3's to pump up their own self esteem. The only dorks still allowed to do such a thing are "Answerbag Staff" GREAT ANSWER! PROFESSIONALLY RESEARCHED! What's this? So there's no longer any reason to prohibit sockpuppet accounts, but there is a great reason to disallow the...
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Will you answer a question 4 me
I did, but I hid it somewhere in AnswerBag. Your job is to find it.
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Which is worse, hospital food or airline food?
Airline food basically doesn't exist anymore. The few places where it DOES exist, it is either in the first class cabin, or it's sold to folks at ridiculously high prices which they don't mind if it goes on their expense reports anyway. Thus airline food has actually gotten better than when they felt they needed to feed everyone for free. Hospital food however represents a cost at hospitals and...
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Can I return this everything bagel for not having everything on it?
Yes of course, but they'll spit on the replacement one they give you.
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Does the State have the right to govern us, or should it be God with everyone following his laws only?.
It would be rather chaotic if each person could interpret and choose (as they do now) which god/deity they wish to follow, which commandments are meaningful, and so forth. When religion governs a people, you get groups including the Taliban and the Pennsylvania Dutch deciding for instance that women can't go to school and must remain covered. When someone decides that their religion requires...
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€LOGIC TEST 1€
How do you drop a raw Egg from a height of 10 metres on a concrete floor without breaking it?
put it in a knapsack filled with jello.
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If a person fights with a ghost and the ghost kills them, does the fight continue on the other side?
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What piece of item/object do you like to be luminous in the dark? Be unusually funny please?
I'd love to have a glow-in-the-dark cat.
And yeah, it's real.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14882008
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How long,before you can't stop yourself from punching Obama?
Secret Service will keep us from literally doing so, but in effigy, he's deserved the treatment for quite some time now. The only thing that's improved since he's taken office is that we don't have to hear "NEWK-YOU-LUR" anymore.
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Are you the web master?
I am the key master. Are you the gatekeeper?
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What is better on the outside than on the inside?
Lindsay Lohan
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Top 10 all time best movie Quotes...
what are yours?
Back off man, I'm a scientist.
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Best ways to diffuse a bomb of any sort ...!!
Always cut the red wire, then remove the battery.
Or was it the black wire?
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Hey I lost my voice because of a cold...what do you recommend to get it back?
Chicken soup
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Would you go Jeep riding with me ?? I haven't been on this trail, but I heard it is kinda steep ..
Wasting gas and messing up trail environments for thrills isn't my idea of a good time.
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Where did the phrase "make the bed" come from? Why "make"? It's not manufacturing a bed, is it?
It was once necessary to "make" a bed each time one went to sleep. You'd typically start by gathering some straw and piling it up.
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Which rituals do you participate in? What do they mean to you?
You mean that ritual sacrifice stuff? No, I don't participate in that.
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Have you ever been served ?
Yes, just this morning
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Is knowledge of God rational?
It's irrational to think you have any knowledge of anything you haven't met, experienced, tested, or even read a reliable account of, as written by a known and reliable author.
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I will be getting a tattoo on my chest. Will anything help it hurt less? Motrin? Vicodin? Ambien? Valium? Something else?
While drugs can ease the physical pain, nothing can ease the mental pain of knowing that you gave good money to an art school dropout to doodle on your skin with permanent ink.
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What would you do if I'm rich?
I'd take your money and kick you to the curb and say "mua ha ha!"
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Do you want to go bar hopping with me tomorrow night >
I'm up for it.
Let me know when and where. ;D
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Is the union of two rays always a line?
nopers, the union can be one ray, two independent rays, two intersecting rays, or a line.
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if the union of two rays is a line, then are the rays opposite rays?
They must be colinear, overlapping or meeting at the endpoints, and have opposite directions in order for their union to be a line.
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Could you live without your cell phone for a year for $3,000?
Ha ha, piece of cake. I ditched mine about a year ago without a bribe. I can still make calls on my computer, but I prefer email, text and other methods anyway.
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How many decimal places do you know pi to?
100 places, I memorized it in High School, we didn't have much else interesting to do back then.
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Whats the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?
Push the cat off me so I can get up.
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Is there an better way to start your day than a Hot Coffee and a cigarette ?
Yes, it's better without the cigarette.
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If the world would end next year. What would you do?
I'd stop buying green bananas.
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Could a woman really fall in love with a 19 year old if she is 33 years old?
No I'm not the woman my co worker is.
It's just frustration with her own husband's inability and lack of interest; it indicates no interest whatsoever in the 19 year old but only in "being serviced."
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Obama and Romney are both cheese. Obama is the natural one and Romney is pasteurized processed with additives. What do you think?
I'd have to see the birth certificate to determine if Obama were made of imported cheeses and whether he's Halal certified.
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What do monkeys likes to eat?
Human flesh
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What do all Gods have in common?
Their residence in the realm of the imaginary.
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Will you show me your money?!
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What should NOT be taught in schools? Why not?
Masturbation, Bomb-making, Suicide techniques, Meth-cooking, faith, belief, idolatry, and poetry.
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Is it morally OK to wear fur?
Yes, especially in the case of species such as Rabbit, which is an invasive species in many places such as Australia, where rabbits have caused devastation of habitats for Kangaroos, Walaroos and other native species. Killing rabbits in Australia is necessary to protect the native species and using the fur for clothing makes a lot more sense ecologically than throwing it in a landfill.
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What's the name of your funky town?
Just that.
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Do Monkey's drink beer
Maybe stronger things too
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Is it morally OK to wear fur?
Yes of course. Way more so than wearing lettuce, and a lot more comfortable in winter.
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How many staircases are there in your home? What does it or do they look like?
6. Pretty normal, nothing to see here folks.
Oh, 7 if you count the fold out stairs to the attic.
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how to convince my parents to get me laptop on ebay for 600$ it only has 2 days fet PLEASE HURRY!!!! please no answers saying get a job!!!!!
What will you do if it stops working after 3 days?
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have you seen the film battleship
Duh, no, it hasn't been released yet.
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Why are the little men always green?
It's not the green ones you need to worry about, the grays are the ones with the anal probes.
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Who would win a fight between a kodiak bear and a siberian tiger
My money would be on the bear. One good swat with the paw, claws slashing, would rip the tiger's head in two.
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Is divorce acceptable in the eyes of God ?
Sometimes:
Deuteronomy 24:1-4, KJV When a man hath taken a wife, and married her, and it come to pass that she find no favour in his eyes, because he hath found some uncleanness in her: then let him write her a bill of divorcement, and give it in her hand, and send her out of his house. And when she is departed out of his house, she may go and be another man’s wife. And if the latter husband...
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What car should I take?
This one.
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On a whole, would you say that social networking has made this society less intelligent?
No, social networking actually makes us think and act faster, which is a part of being effectively more intelligent AS A GROUP. You need only look at the interaction of the Arab Spring with social networking to see how that works.
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Are you using my credit card?
No worries, you can have it back when I hit the credit limit.
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What did Lewis& Clark do to make them famous?
They opened a bar.
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Do you like to play with yourself?
Certainly.
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I'm a lover of quotes. What are your favorites?
Jor-El: Your name is Kal-El. You are the only survivor of the planet Krypton. Even though you've been raised as a human, you are not one of them. You have great powers, only some of which you have as yet discovered.
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can you name a famous Joel
JorEl (Marlon Brando)
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can you name a famous Joel
Billy Joel
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Is Velveeta cheese a real cheese?
BETTER THAN GREAT ANSWER. Genuinely Researched!"
The bottom line (note that you didn't even answer your own question before giving yourself your own stamp of approval) is that Velveeta is NOT cheese, any more than "head cheese" or "toe cheese" is. It is illegal to sell it as cheese. It is also illegal to sell it as a "Pasteurized Process Cheese Spread,"...
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What is the correct way to pronounce "Michigan"? Some say "MITCH-igan" and others say "MISH-igan". Which is correct?
If you REALLY want to be correct, you don't say "Michigan" at all, since it's a bastardization of the Algonquin Indian word "Meicigama/Michigami" meaning great water (sea).
http://www.encyclopedia.chicagohistory.org/pages/711.html
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If your life was made into a television series what tune would be the theme song?
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A guy I used to talk to bought me some jewelry. Now wants them back Can he take me to court for it & get it back?
Gifts cannot be demanded back, however if you agreed on an exchange (such as performing certain feminine favors in exchange for them) and didn't perform your part of the bargain, then yes, you can be sued for their return. A diamond engagement ring is such a thing, since it involves accepting the mutual promise of marriage, its return can be demanded if a woman decides not to marry him.
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If you had to choose the 3 worst movies you've ever seen what would they be? Number 1 being the worst and 3 being still very bad but not the absolute worst.
Worst: What Dreams May Come starring Robin Williams.
Almost as bad: The Tree of Life, starring Brad Pitt.
Still a total stinker: More American Graffiti, Directed by George Lucas.
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First name, ______ ______, Last name
They call me 'hell'
They call me 'Stacey'
They call me 'her'
They call me 'Jane'
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
They call me 'quiet'
But I'm a riot
Mary-Jo-Lisa
Always the same
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
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do you think disney land is really the place of magic?
It's the evil empire and home base of the mind control forces
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What is the best way to be rid of spiders?
Napalm
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Do you wish you were in land of cotton?
Oh submarines are made in Groton
Look away! Look away! Look away! Yankee land.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groton,_Connecticut
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What is the most beautiful place on earth you've ever been to? (pictures if possible please!)
Boboli gardens, Florence Italy
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Got a ticket for following too close. I wasn't close, but cop said he gave me two hints when he didn't. How can I fight this?!
Hire a lawyer, go to court.
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First name, ______ ______, Last name
My name is legend.
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How do you like your hamburger cooked? What do you put on it?
At Five Guys Burgers and Fries: With Cheese, ketchup, lettuce, tomato, grilled onions, grilled mushrooms, and hot peppers.
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is it bad to get married at 16 if u dated the guy for over 5 years?
It's even more wrong for having dated him since she was 11.
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Umm, what's a head mate ?
A head is the place you go to relieve yourself on a ship, mate.
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Why do smart kids all the sudden go to a special ed class?
It's a scam to give them better chances at college admissions and scholarships.
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Who is your favorite cartoon character??
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True or False: An unattractive woman is worthless?
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I need to confess! A co-worker kneeled over the other day for a few minutes to do something, and the top of her butt crack was showing. Was it wrong of me to look?
When the moon's in your eye like a big pizza pie....
it'sa normal to have a glance.
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How late do you think children should be allowed to stay out on a non-school night?
It depends on their age, maturity, and action plans.
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If kids are special...
What age do we go from being special, to being not so special?
The minute you start sassing.
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How often do you feed your CAT daily?
Just in the morning, except for the occasional treat ;D
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When i was younger _____________________
I wasn't as old as I am now.
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I don't care too much for __________________
science book
Don't know much about the french I took
But I do know that I love you
And I know that if you love me too
What a wonderful world this would be
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Do you think your ears are kind of funny?
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What musical instruments are "out of fashion" these days?
I haven't heard of any young people studying the Clarinet, Xylophone, or trombone lately.
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Was there a long-running tv show no longer seen, that you miss?
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Give me your _______
tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
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What is a good name for a pet newt?
Loser
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You've got the ______ i need to see me through.
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Is God mad at us?
Who cares? Couldn't be any worse than in Noah's time when he obliterated nearly every life form on Earth. Word of advice: Don't pray to murderers.
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How do you say. "Mom, your cooking sucks" to your mom-in-law without hurting her feelings?
Why don't you rest your feet ma, we're going to treat you to some Chinese take-out tonight.
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Who are your nominations to the list of the worst movie actors/actresses?
My list:
Ben Stiller
Emma Thompson
Jeff Daniels
Denise Richards
John Cena
Renée Zellweger
Kevin Kostner
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What would you think if they started serving beer at McDonald's?
They've served beer in McDonalds in France for many years without any significant problems.
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I'm planning to bake a cake for my dad's 50th birthday: Can you guys give me some ideas as to a theme?
Go for a hike in the country. Climb up a big hill with a nice view from the top and have a picnic on the far side of it. The theme will be noting that he's "over the hill," but he doesn't have to know that.
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What organs do you like to eat?
Hammond organs.
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What's the weirdest real soda flavor in the world?
Celery soda
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I really wish President Obama would ___________________________.
stop caving to corporate and special interests
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I'm so tired, I just want to_______and then_____
take a nap
sleep for 3 days
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Can I use thumb tacks as earrings?
Why not try them as replacement contact lenses?
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what do you think about the company" HARBOR FREIGHT TOOLS"?
Crap
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what's the weirdest thing u ever ate ?
Rattlesnake scrotums
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Which things needs to be considered at the time of moving???
Which box has the toilet paper and toothbrushes in it?
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Do you have scary photos to show us ?
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Have you dialed 911 before?
Before what?
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Go ahead punk, make my ____________
breakfast
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How much do you hate it when other people are disappointed in you? Why?
fuggem
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What gets you in the mood for HOCKEY?! =)
Do you really care about hockey, AnonymousGirl? If you like beer as well, you may be every American man's dream. ;D
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i am a 18 years old boy but i want to be a girl. i always wears my sister's clothes whenever i can. what should i do? any advice???!!!
Read, learn, inform yourself. Try to find out what it means to you. Some people are perfectly happy being male but enjoying female clothing, that's quite different from someone who is truly transgendered and desiring surgery. Also ask if you actually like males or if it's just a matter of being obsessed with females. Again, these are two entirely different things. Join IMVU if you haven't, and...
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Johnny _____________ .
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Have you ever forgotten where you're car is parked?
One time I forgot that I drove to work, and I took the bus home... oops.
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What's a word or phrase than can be used in place of 'shut up'?
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Is there anything bacon can't do?
Nope.
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Who Opened Pandora's Box?
Her husband.
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If Mitt Romney became president would polygamous marriages to little girls become acceptable again?
Warren Jeffs trial:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2021731/Warren-Jeffs-trial-Court-hears-sex-tape-instructing-14-year-old-spirtual-wife.html
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Are video games "art"?
Low art, but art nonetheless.
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Are people who do not have a smartphone at a disadvantage (that is, are they on the wrong side of the digital divide
An IPod Touch is not a smartphone yet does virtually everything an IPhone does, then again so does a desktop computer. I actually consider people who are dependent upon "phones" of any sort to be backward, analog voice communication is so 1895.
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Why are people so stereotype?
please answer this quetion.
Because it's so much more efficient. Typing with just one hand is slow, typing in stereo is a breeze.
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Is a talking horse evidence of witchcraft?
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Hey AB Friends:
When the last time have our beloved US Marines been applauded in Iraq for their contribution to freedom and humanity?
Nation building, one step at a time.
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Every time I think of________________, I always catch my breath.
that little place in the woods
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Tell me, please..."gas keeps going up, $4,$5,$6..." it isn't going down anymore__when you gonna get a more economical car?
Natural gas keeps dropping in price. It's high time we see more cars running on the stuff.
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Does ADT charge for false alarms?
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Can you have a DUI&work at a school in Pennsylvania?
This question makes it clear what kinds of people Answerbag hired as staff: Drunks.
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How do you define Ab's content?
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Humor, please. "What's the difference between a dead lawyer and a dead politician?"
Unlike the politician, death will end the lawyer's career.
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/72801
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Where can I find a good barber-shop?
In Italy. They effectively invented the barber shop.
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Any good Time Traveler movies other than "Back To The Future"?
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Do you do much mining?
How'd you guess?
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What should be done with the idiots?
hand them a spork and a bowl of gruel and move on.
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What place would you NEVER want to visit...ever?
Somalia
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I would NEVER be caught dead singing ______________?
when I'm dead.
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Suppose a person is getting married in 2 months and hence wishes for a fast divorce. How can he meet his aims?
The net result of waiting 2 months, getting married, and then getting a fast divorce, is a return to single-person-hood... and a loss of tens of thousands of dollars spent on weddings and lawyers... So meeting these aims can be accomplished more quickly by taking all your money and flushing it down the toilet, which you can do today.
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Tell me something untrue about yourself?
I have a uterus.
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Why shouldn't I rush death?
Life is like a hot cup of coffee. You burn yourself and you don't enjoy it if you gulp it down. Savor it, take your time, enjoy it.
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It's just no fun without___?
vaseline
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describe yourself in one sentence.
shit together, kicking ass.
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It's just no fun without___?
a penis
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My cat is___________-?
Smarter than "Data"
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How do you prefer to travel?
By teleporter
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What's you favorite citrus fruit?
Pummelo
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IS IT RED?
If you have to ask, you shouldn't be driving.
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How long does it take to train a cat to dance?
He's getting the hang of it.
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What is something unusual that can be found in your kitchen cupboards or your refrigerator?
Red fermented bean curd.
http://www.petertan.com/blog/2004/12/13/fomenting-fermented-red-bean-curd/
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Which books do you think should have movie versions of them that don't? Why?
Soul of a New Machine
and
Snow Crash
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Do you like Neil Young's music? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMA-_ElvKsk Love this one..Harvest Moon!
I like this one:
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You know someone named after a month...Truth or Lie?
Not personally....
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This place needs some _______.
special prizes or trophies to hand out to the folks like you and me who work our butts off answering questions all day.
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Which is better, Marvel or DC Comics?
I preferred Zap comics back in the day.
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Don't be fooled by ________________________________
The new boss, who's the same as the old boss.
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Conjoined food names? Like peanut butter, corned beef, sliced bread, roast beef, etc. Any more?
I wouldn't call any of those "conjoined" names, they merely have an adjective tagging along describing the preparation: buttered (mashed) peanuts, corned (salted) beef, sliced bread...
So there are millions of such adjective-food pairs.
Green peas
Yellow peas
Mashed potatoes....
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I need outpatient surgery. No one will be available to pick me up from the hospital as is required. Are there companies that I can hire?
It's a fraud! You aren't legally required to have someone pick you up, hospitals just "require" that to let themselves out of liability in case you die after they release you. Feel free to just call a taxi and TELL the hospital that. My hospital protested but in the end they had their own van drive me home for free. It's BS.
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have I lost my mind?
I am marrying a girl in less than 2 weeks, I am 32, she is 19.
The problem isn't merely that you're a pedophile, the bigger problem is that you're getting married. For what? Wouldn't you rather adopt her? Pay for braces on her teeth? Send her to college and pay for her college, and toast her at her wedding when she finds her match? No? I didn't think so.
Marrying someone that much younger than you makes reasonable people suspicious that it's all about...
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What might be one of the most painful ways to die?
Being nagged to death by a wife about the position of the toilet seat. (nods to Caitherine).
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I need enforcers, would you like to be one?
Meh kitteh voluntterz
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Any funny pictures to share? (Please no catz. . .unless it's SUPER funny.)
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Ideas for 16th birthday house party?
Invite a Japanese woman in a kimono over to lead a Japanese tea ceremony and roll-your-own sushi party.
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What would be your "mafia" name?
Banana breath the knife
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If you could eliminate any one noise from the world, what noise would you get rid of?
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I think i am pregnant, but i am 13. I WANNA NAME HIM BILLY :)
Billy says "baaaa!"
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Have you ever bought a tin of baked beans and opened it up to find there's only one baked bean in it?
one very BIG bean? ;D
If not, it would be perceived as being empty, which most people would notice.
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Groceries are getting more and more expensive. You noticed? I eat less and spend more.
I was thinking it might be an "energy tax" as it gets more expensive to truck things in from far away as fuel prices go up.
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What do earthworms eat?
rotted vegetable matter.
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Here is $2000. Go to _________ for a vacation.
Cleveland Ohio
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Why are Nickelback so disliked?
It's fine as a theme for WWE wrestling, that is, unthinking and monotonous, just don't call it music. If you put a bunch of guitars in an industrial tumbler and recorded it, that's about what it would sound like.
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Are you a pot head?
like this?
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What would be your feelings if you hosted a dinner party and some guests brought their own food?
That depends on many factors. If it's called a potluck, for instance, it's expected.
If someone has special dietary needs, they're being considerate and/or careful. If someone has gluten and nut allergies for instance, they likely wouldn't want to put the burden on the host to know what they can and cannot eat, nor is it safe to. I knew a girl with a wheat allergy who always carried rice...
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What fuels Atheism ?
Common sense, anil, think you could handle some?
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Is John Cena from Tha Hood?
Nope. West Newbury MA, which is a quiet residential more-affluent-than-average town close to the New Hampshire border and the seashore. No homies, no gangbangers, no break dancing on the street corners. Cena's rapping is just intended to expand his and WWE's market appeal.
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Obama says "Legalization is not the answer". Whats your answer to the War on Drugs?
This is yet another example of Obama putting politics (getting re-elected) above the good of the country. Every significant expert on drug policy has reached the same conclusion... The 50 year war on drugs is a hopeless failure while policies of decriminalization/treatment/demand reduction have been far more effective and result in lower crime rates.
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Planet earth is __________________________
in deep doo doo
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Any interesting pictures to show us?
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What will it take to get you to real life instead of spending time on AB?
Is that an invitation, Susan? ;D
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I'm just here for the ____?
samples they're handing out in aisle 5
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The most common sin?
Having sex with the wives of people who ask a lot of questions about god.
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Okay. I'll take ____________.
12 dozen mangoes.
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İ think hunger games is ................... Film.
a waste of
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How are murder laws similar to the interstitial layers of a squid's stomach?
Let's peel back the layers and take a look, shall we?
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Have you ever participated in a Flash Mob?
No, but I've been part of a flush mob.
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Do you hate doing your homework?
I hated it until I got to choose my own courses. I'd happily stay up all night working on projects that meant something to me.
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What makes you shake your hands and your legs?
Strychnine
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Do mermen exist?
She did, but she's dead now.
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If you are a Disney character, who would you be?
The computer who wore tennis shoes.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BXP09WYZL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
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Are there any restaurants that are like a male version of Hooters?
This place sounds promising:
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Have you thrown your first cookout of summer/spring yet?
Yes, I BBQ'd turkey Easter weekend.
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has anyone time traveled if so send me a message please thank you
I just traveled to next year and left you a message. But unless you're also a time traveler you'll have to wait until then to get it.
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What do you do with anger that won't go away?
Drown it.
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Where is_____________________________-
Jabba the Hutt? Hard to believe we could lose such a big fellow.
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Why didn't your parents raise you right?
They didn't have a clue.
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Apart from potatoes, leprechauns, the colour green and beer, what else is Irish?
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Wipe that _______ off your face.
Presidential semen
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A "Must See' movie of recent times?
Thirst, a Korean vampire movie, So cutting edge you'll gasp for breath.
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Do you know a lady named Tracy?
The one who works in accounting and got married last month? Ya.
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Did Stanley Kubrick direct the first moon landing?
No, just the first shuttle mission.
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Where is the South Pole?
Take a left when you get to Los Angeles. Freaking imbecile staffpersons. Get a job, ok?
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Who was the person who thought of the Trojan Horse?
Someone who was wearing a trojan.
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What does mankind need most right now?
HARRY TRUMAN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC6z0nz03JI
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When did you last use a bunsen burner?
High school.
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Why do more men go into subjects like chemistry? Why do they choose careers in it more than women?
Women know better and realize that breathing chemical fumes will spoil their eggs.
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I've been toying with the idea of dropping cable for Netflix/Hulu/Amazon or similar services. What are the best services/devices to use?
I'd have no hesitation to drop cable. I think it's a rip-off.
Hulu tends to be a bit jerky, even with Verizon Fios.
I haven't tried Amazon, but it seems like a good deal.
I often get my movies from the public library ;D
Crackle has free movies and they run better than Hulu.
A number of TV shows such as South Park are readily available and play well if you have broadband....
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What do most married people argue about?
Toilet seats.
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When is it better to be selfish than selfless?
If you were to selfishly dive onto a hand grenade in order to grab all the glory for yourself, that would be ok with the rest of us. We'll label your remains "ex-hero."
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When did noah build the arc?
What a weenie! Silly AB staffperson doesn't even know that an arc is a spark and isn't something that is built. Alternately it can be a segment of a circle.
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Do you like Brian Griffin?
The lawyer?
http://www.foleygriffin.com/brian-j-griffn/
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Do you like restaurants that are generous with their cheese? Why or why not?
I'd appreciate the option, but frankly I'd usually prefer a lesser quantity of a good cheese to a greater quantity of lousy cheese. Pizzas in Italy seem to have about half or less the amount of cheese of American pizzas, but twice the flavor.
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If I told you I have a six pack, would you be insanely jealous of my hotness?
I wouldn't be jealous of hot beer, I like mine cold.
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What do you call Italian ice cream?
I call it Fred. Hi Fred. How are you? Cold? Yeah cold.
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On a scale of 1-10, how much do you love food
I love it on a scale of 1-10. That is to say, I'm crazy about wonderful foods, and detest terrible foods. I have a sensitive and educated palate and a good appetite. I have traveled across international borders for specific meals, but I would rather go hungry than eat something that doesn't appeal to me, unless I were literally starving.
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How do you feel now about your very first sexual exprience?
Still a fond memory.
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What is your favourite line from a film/movie?
"You're going to need a bigger boat".
-Jaws
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Do you get the credit that you deserve?
No shortage here.
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Why are you afraid to believe in God?:)?
Ha, spoken like a gutless ostrich. Those who are afraid to even pick their head out of the sand are the ones that must be propped up by imaginary beings. And how sad that you've been posting one crappy "why duzn't anybuddy luv my god?" questions for a long time now yet haven't converted one single person to your cult.
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An AB member told me about the brutal murder of a young girl in Illinois. Why is the Trayvon Martin murder being covered and not hers?
Most people like simple crap like George Bush presented war as: "Thay's the bad guys and the good guys. We's the good guys, either you're wif us or agin'us." And many people can't deal with more than one or two such issues at a time since cheap beer burned out their short term memory.
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_______ cannot satisfy the hunger for ________ .
Books
angry birds
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Bought suv from private seller. Found out not safe to drive due to prior accident didn't know about.Can we get money back?
Check to see if your state has "Lemon Laws" covering undisclosed problems in used cars.
http://www.carlemon.com/
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If you had to carry a self-defence weapon , what would be your choice?
Ship's phasers
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Did you know that the average IQ of right-wing Republicans is 15 points below the average American IQ?
Did you know that 98% of people who throw out phony statistics have below average intelligence and aren't even aware that IQ is an antiquated and no longer respected measure of intelligence?
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Can you please____________.
bring me a beer
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You little _______________!
person!
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Do you remember the soap product "Zest"?
For sure. You're not fully clean unless you're Zestfully clean.
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Do you still have CDs?
Yes, they'll be with me until I die. Even then you'll have to pry them from my cold dead hands.
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Why would somebody steal another person's underwear?
If it smells yummy.
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Did you throw away your VCR?
years ago
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did they give you a raise?
They gave me a raise then laid me off. I don't know if that is supposed to make me feel better...
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i am bord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am too.
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Do clowns taste funny?
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Peter Frampton called..he want's his ______________________
wah-wah pedal back.
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Why are some people NOT racist?
Education and proper upbringing.
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Have you ever had REALLY good tea and could you tell the difference from a supermarket tea bag?
I've had some awesome gunpowder white, individually rolled tea leaf tips...
Simply amazing.
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If I had the sin part of my brain removed -would I become more like Jesus?
No. He didn't say "I am without sin and you must pray to me," nor did he say to reject the sinners. He befriended the sinner Mary Magdalene and said “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.”
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Do any like to send nude pics ?
Sure, lemme get my webcam set up. Hic.
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Why do humans have lungs?
Some people find it's a good place to store cancer cells. Out of sight and out of mind.
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For full sheets of 20 cent stamps, will the Post Office exchange them for Forever stamps?
No exchanges or returns are allowed on stamps. Originally it was considered a sanitary issue since the stamps were licked to apply them and might not remain sanitary after being handled by a customer. Now it's a profit center for the Post Office, they hope the public buys billions of stamps and loses or forgets about them.
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What is the most beneficial way that I can contribute to cancer research?
If you don't have social media accounts, start some. Get on Facebook for instance and "like" The American Cancer Society, Cancer Research Institute, Memorial Sloan-Kettering, and other legit cancer research organizations. Nonprofits currently value a Facebook "like" at $214.81. Your "like" on Facebook allows them to spend that money on research instead of publicity and public...
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Do you own any Ziess optics??
Yes, but it's zpelled "Zeiss."
Der König der Optik
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You walk into McDonald's and you order __________________ .
everyone to lie on the floor with their hands over their heads.
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can you post a picture of your best fantasy?
Bugatti Veyron
$2,400,000.
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Should we only speak english? At Work? In America?
I don't care what language people want to speak at home, but the government, public schools and public buildings should operate in English only. It's crazy that a public school in San Francisco should be required to offer education in 16 different languages and have to get rid of computers, their library, their gym, their psychologist, and their lunch room to pay for them.
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I am done with_________.
thermonuclear reactions.
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Any girls willing to send pics?
Four of them for you.
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Name something more useless than Randy.
You wanna say that to my face, punk?
-"Macho Man" Randy Savage
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