Answerbag: Twisted Taco's answers http://www.answerbag.com/profile/730757 New Answerbag answers from Twisted Taco Wed, 30 May 2012 10:09:11 -0700 Wed, 30 May 2012 10:09:11 -0700 Answer to Why smear Islam when the Inquistion still exists and is being used to silence independent Catholic women and help the GOP wage war on women http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100451 Why smear Islam when the Inquistion still exists and is being used to silence independent Catholic women and help the GOP wage war on women<br /><br />Because Christians are the most hypocritical beings on the face of the Earth. Also, because the government propaganda machine has found a convenient scapegoat for their wars of aggression. What better way to get the good loving Christuns all riled up and demanding more warmongering than by... Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:36:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100451 Answer to Is the Bible new and old testament books of life Instruction or Dictation http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100436 Is the Bible new and old testament books of life Instruction or Dictation<br /><br />According to the Xians, god didn't write the Bible but dictated it to Moses (or whoever else it was) so dictation it would be. How appropriate...dic--tation. He he he... Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:33:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100436 Answer to Is tuberclosis curable? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100425 Is tuberclosis curable?<br /><br />There's one strain of it that is resistant to antibiotics and not curable. Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:30:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100425 Answer to What are your thoughts on gay marriage? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100419 What are your thoughts on gay marriage?<br /><br />Not my problem. Don't care. People can marry whoever they want, it's their life not mine. Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:29:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100419 Answer to How do get rid of gas in my stomach? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100406 How do get rid of gas in my stomach?<br /><br />Frack it! Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:25:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100406 Answer to Do you believe, as one news anchor believes, that buying politicians is one of the best investments one can make... http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100400 Do you believe, as one news anchor believes, that buying politicians is one of the best investments one can make...<br /><br />Yes! And, btw, it's not just one news anchor that believes that. It's the entire Republican Party (with the Dems closely trailing behind) and every single corporation and elitist in the US and every other country around the world. It's an epidemic of international proportions! Now, the US no... Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:23:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100400 Answer to How do I approach a boy in my church that I have a big crush on? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100387 How do I approach a boy in my church that I have a big crush on?<br /><br />Carefully and from behind. Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:20:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100387 Answer to Why am i losing my faith in god? I had a strong faith but now it is going away and i am realizing that god seems outrageous. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100383 Why am i losing my faith in god? I had a strong faith but now it is going away and i am realizing that god seems outrageous.<br /><br />Because you realized that the dude doesn't exist and you were punked? Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:18:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100383 Answer to Would you like your cup filled right now? If so, with what? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100380 Would you like your cup filled right now? If so, with what?<br /><br />Beer! Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:18:11 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100380 Answer to Should illegal immigrants be allowed to remain in the US? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100372 Should illegal immigrants be allowed to remain in the US?<br /><br />There is no such thing as illegal immigrants. No human beings is illegal not matter what they do. Also, please keep in mind all those countries when you yourselves are "illegal" immigrants and very much not wanted by the natives populations such as those in the Middle East and Latin America. Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:16:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100372 Answer to I like the smell of______________! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100364 I like the smell of______________!<br /><br />dirty feet in the morning Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:13:57 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100364 Answer to What is the most exotic place that you have ever visited? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100362 What is the most exotic place that you have ever visited?<br /><br />Intercourse, PA Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:13:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12100362 Answer to These black oily spots keep appearing on my carpet and they just smear when i try to get them up. Anyone know what they are? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082926 These black oily spots keep appearing on my carpet and they just smear when i try to get them up. Anyone know what they are?<br /><br />You must have an oil field under your house. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 16:18:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082926 Answer to I guess everyone knows the name of Jesus. But what do people believe about Him? For example,below are some ideas I wonder about at times: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082922 I guess everyone knows the name of Jesus. But what do people believe about Him? For example,below are some ideas I wonder about at times:<br /><br />"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority your teachers and... Wed, 18 Apr 2012 16:16:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082922 Answer to best way to loose weight http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082913 best way to loose weight<br /><br />Stop eating. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 16:12:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082913 Answer to Is Mitt Romney a "self made man"? Is there even such a thing anymore in this globalized automatized mechanized economy? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082912 Is Mitt Romney a "self made man"? Is there even such a thing anymore in this globalized automatized mechanized economy?<br /><br />Self-made man. LOL! Yeah, if by "self-made" you mean inheriting millions then, he is that. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 16:10:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082912 Answer to Are modern day Republicans out of touch with the American People? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082911 Are modern day Republicans out of touch with the American People?<br /><br />The Nazi Party out of touch with the people? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wed, 18 Apr 2012 16:09:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082911 Answer to Can Democracy overcome Capitolism? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082903 Can Democracy overcome Capitolism?<br /><br />Unlikely. Check this out and see why. "Best of FKN Newz 2011 part 1" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phAuZCpITxU&amp;feature=endscreen&amp;NR=1 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 16:05:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082903 Answer to Will The Buffet Rule Really Make Things Fair? Why Are The Rich Rich And The Poor Poor? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082902 Will The Buffet Rule Really Make Things Fair? Why Are The Rich Rich And The Poor Poor?<br /><br />The rich are rich because they inherit their money. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 16:05:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082902 Answer to Why is it that for all the media coverage of Anders Breivik's trial, no one has mentioned that his victims were Norwegians, not Muslims? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082900 Why is it that for all the media coverage of Anders Breivik's trial, no one has mentioned that his victims were Norwegians, not Muslims?<br /><br />I think the most interesting part is that the corporate media is not saying a word about the fact that he's a Fundamentalist Christian. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 16:03:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082900 Answer to If bringing home a paycheck means someone is dignified does that mean Romney's wife ain't since she didn't? Or is she an exception? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082896 If bringing home a paycheck means someone is dignified does that mean Romney's wife ain't since she didn't? Or is she an exception?<br /><br />You gotta love Mitt Romney, the weather vain. Being a stay-home mom is the greatest thing in the world...unless, of course, the mom is poor. Nothing is too low or too hypocritical for that weasel. It's absolute priceless how the right wing nutjobs came out of the woodwork for this one. LOL!... Wed, 18 Apr 2012 16:01:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082896 Answer to How many countries DON'T mind being subject to colonization? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082888 How many countries DON'T mind being subject to colonization?<br /><br />The US, apparently. It's been thoroughly colonized by the Zionists and not one is making a peep about it, on the contrary. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:58:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082888 Answer to Study finds white juries 16% more likely to convict black defendants. Why is that? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082886 Study finds white juries 16% more likely to convict black defendants. Why is that?<br /><br />The key must lie in that jury of peers thingie. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:56:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082886 Answer to Let me have the list of Hezbollah terrorists in The Asia Minor? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082884 Let me have the list of Hezbollah terrorists in The Asia Minor?<br /><br />I can only give you the list in The Asia Major. Their names are: 1. Bush 2. Cheney 3. Obama 4. Karl Rove 5. Netanyahoo 6. Hillary Clinton Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:55:48 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082884 Answer to Obama haters: What would you think of America if you were declared unwelcome here due to your criticism (as Gunter Grass was in Israel)? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082879 Obama haters: What would you think of America if you were declared unwelcome here due to your criticism (as Gunter Grass was in Israel)?<br /><br />The problem is that the Obama haters and the haters in Isreal are pretty much cut of the same cloth. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:52:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082879 Answer to Since Obama's Forte Is Rioting, Will There Be Riots? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082874 Since Obama's Forte Is Rioting, Will There Be Riots?<br /><br />Wow! Someone had a big bowl of stupid for breakfast this morning. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:49:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082874 Answer to Why do people say they don't know what you are talking about when they can read, use a keyboard and are connected to the internet? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082865 Why do people say they don't know what you are talking about when they can read, use a keyboard and are connected to the internet?<br /><br />Because people are inherently lazy and like to be told what to think. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:45:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082865 Answer to Why do politicians keep repeating themselves over and over again and again? Do they think we're too obtuse to get it the first time? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082843 Why do politicians keep repeating themselves over and over again and again? Do they think we're too obtuse to get it the first time?<br /><br />Because people are that stupid and believe them each and every single time and no matter how many times they repeat the same lie. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:41:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082843 Answer to What's Jesus Christ's father name? What's the name of the God that Jesus said was his father? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082830 What's Jesus Christ's father name? What's the name of the God that Jesus said was his father?<br /><br />Larry. Larry Christ. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:37:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082830 Answer to If it's not too embarrassing or personal can you please post the last pic you took with your camera phone? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082828 If it's not too embarrassing or personal can you please post the last pic you took with your camera phone?<br /><br /><a data-lk="http://media.photobucket.com/image/funny/Freethey/lol47.gif?o=13" target="_blank"/><a data-lk="http://media.photobucket.com/image/funny/Freethey/lol47.gif?o=13" target="_blank"><img src="http://i777.photobucket.com/albums/yy57/Freethey/lol47.gif" border="0"/></a> Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:36:13 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082828 Answer to I dreamed that my teeth fell out, however the twist was one of the teeth i lost was a sapphire jeweled tooth. Any ideas on the jeweled tooth http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082809 I dreamed that my teeth fell out, however the twist was one of the teeth i lost was a sapphire jeweled tooth. Any ideas on the jeweled tooth<br /><br />Don't look at me, I didn't take it. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:31:01 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082809 Answer to Is it a possibility that Allah who the Koran says isn't Jesus's father isn't the same God that is Jesus's father? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082806 Is it a possibility that Allah who the Koran says isn't Jesus's father isn't the same God that is Jesus's father?<br /><br />All I know is that there seems to be a whole lotta inbreeding going on in the Bible. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:30:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082806 Answer to I saw a bumper sticker saying jesus lives but wikipedia says he died in 30-36ad cause of death crucifixion. Bumper sticker or wikipedia? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082791 I saw a bumper sticker saying jesus lives but wikipedia says he died in 30-36ad cause of death crucifixion. Bumper sticker or wikipedia?<br /><br />Bumper sticker for sure. It wouldn't lie to you and it couldn't possibly be wrong. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:25:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082791 Answer to Do AB users visit the dentist? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082769 Do AB users visit the dentist?<br /><br /><a data-lk="http://media.photobucket.com/image/no teeth/4BAE8KJPSE/teeth.gif?o=148" target="_blank"/><a data-lk="http://media.photobucket.com/image/no teeth/4BAE8KJPSE/teeth.gif?o=148" target="_blank"><img src="http://gi268.photobucket.com/groups/jj20/4BAE8KJPSE/teeth.gif" border="0"/></a> Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:20:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082769 Answer to You are Presedent of USA, what is your first action ? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082765 You are Presedent of USA, what is your first action ?<br /><br />Close down Wall Street and put all the bums in jail where they belong. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:18:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082765 Answer to How do you keep freshly shredded hash browns from turning grey? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082759 How do you keep freshly shredded hash browns from turning grey?<br /><br />You eat them. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:17:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082759 Answer to Why didn't Bush declare martial law and stay President? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082752 Why didn't Bush declare martial law and stay President?<br /><br />Why would he when he's got Obama to finish the job? Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:16:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082752 Answer to Changed my mind for election. has any others? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082725 Changed my mind for election. has any others?<br /><br />Nope. I'm still voting for Curly for president. He's still the best choice. <a data-lk="http://media.photobucket.com/image/curly for president/giveupthefunk/Curley/curlyforpresident.jpg?o=3" target="_blank"/><a data-lk="http://media.photobucket.com/image/curly for... Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:09:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082725 Answer to How many AB GOP members like Mitt Romney? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082716 How many AB GOP members like Mitt Romney?<br /><br />You mean the cardboard cut out? <a data-lk="http://media.photobucket.com/image/mitt romney/MiamiKiller/MittMoron.jpg?o=43" target="_blank"/><a data-lk="http://media.photobucket.com/image/mitt romney/MiamiKiller/MittMoron.jpg?o=43" target="_blank"><img... Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:07:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082716 Answer to Does it bother you that Congress has spent more time accusing Roger Clemens than on the US Budget and Jobs bills combined? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082706 Does it bother you that Congress has spent more time accusing Roger Clemens than on the US Budget and Jobs bills combined?<br /><br />Whuuuuuut? You mean to tell me that the Republicans haven't delivered on all the jobs they promised in order to get their filthy asses back in control? Shocker! Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:05:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082706 Answer to Ted Nugent! Whatta guy! Articulate, fair, cogent and honorable! We need more Americans just exactly like him,right? :( http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082700 Ted Nugent! Whatta guy! Articulate, fair, cogent and honorable! We need more Americans just exactly like him,right? :(<br /><br />Interesting to see how awful quite the hateful are on this one. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:04:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082700 Answer to Although God Himself is everywhere, we experience His presence more in some places than others - Agree or disagree? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082688 Although God Himself is everywhere, we experience His presence more in some places than others - Agree or disagree?<br /><br />And man said, let us create a god by whose authority we may exploit and control the weak. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:00:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082688 Answer to "Violence Against Women Act" is going to be debated this week. What's to debate? Who is for violence against women? Anyone? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082668 "Violence Against Women Act" is going to be debated this week. What's to debate? Who is for violence against women? Anyone?<br /><br />I just can't wait to here the Republican argument against this. Following their logic, or lack thereof, they'll probably argue that it's unfair to the abusers. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:53:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082668 Answer to What are some ways to save and store your personal financial information? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082657 What are some ways to save and store your personal financial information?<br /><br />How about a bank? Or a wallet? Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:50:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082657 Answer to True or False: Americans would give up their freedom for the illusion of safety? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082653 True or False: Americans would give up their freedom for the illusion of safety?<br /><br />Americans did that a long, long, long time ago. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:49:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082653 Answer to In 2030 America. Will gay marriage be equal under the law ? Will abortion still be legal ? What will be the majority opinion on both ? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082647 In 2030 America. Will gay marriage be equal under the law ? Will abortion still be legal ? What will be the majority opinion on both ?<br /><br />LOL! In 2030,there won't be an America. However, what will be in its place will force women to bear children for the state so that they can be sent off to wage the eternal wars for the elites and the corporations, gays will probably be burned at the stake, along with atheists, liberals,... Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:47:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082647 Answer to Should anti-immigration Republicans be arrested for treason? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082637 Should anti-immigration Republicans be arrested for treason?<br /><br />Arrest them? Naw. Everyone is entitled to their opinion even the bigots, racists and hateful Republicans. However, I'd love to deport them to Mexico and let them deal with that all by themselves. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:44:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082637 Answer to Whats the question of your life? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082634 Whats the question of your life?<br /><br />What came first, the chicken or the egg? Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:43:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082634 Answer to Why does apple juice taste like pee? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082630 Why does apple juice taste like pee?<br /><br />Since I've never tasted pee, I can't tell you. But you seem to be quite the expert on the subject. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:41:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082630 Answer to What do you want from President Obama during his second term? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082626 What do you want from President Obama during his second term?<br /><br />1. Stop lying 2. Stop selling out to Wall Street 3. Stop caving in to the Republicans 4. Stop the warmongering Not necessarily in that order. Of course, since none of it is gonna happen, it makes no difference. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:40:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082626 Answer to Ever had a horrible boss? Mine had such anger issues he threw eggs at the wall while yelling at us lol. I quit that day... http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082617 Ever had a horrible boss? Mine had such anger issues he threw eggs at the wall while yelling at us lol. I quit that day...<br /><br />You're lucky yours threw eggs. The bastard I used to work for threw computers against the wall. Dumbass that he was never stopped to think that they were his and it was his money. Of course, since he paid a pittance to the employees and even stole from them, money wasn't a big concern with the... Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:38:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082617 Answer to In God we trust - Agree or disagree? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082610 In God we trust - Agree or disagree?<br /><br />In no god I trust. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:35:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082610 Answer to Thinking about_______ gets me through the work day? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082575 Thinking about_______ gets me through the work day?<br /><br />beer <a data-lk="http://media.photobucket.com/image/glass of beer/c0lburn/beer_glass.gif?o=10" target="_blank"><img src="http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p59/c0lburn/beer_glass.gif" border="0"/></a> Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:25:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082575 Answer to Is Nickleback the cause of all of America's current problems? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082573 Is Nickleback the cause of all of America's current problems?<br /><br />No, ignorance and greed are the cause of all America's current problems. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:24:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082573 Answer to My friend thinks I stole his phone? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082571 My friend thinks I stole his phone?<br /><br />Did you? Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:24:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082571 Answer to Do you buy into the whole evolution concept? Why or why not? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082567 Do you buy into the whole evolution concept? Why or why not?<br /><br />There's nothing to "buy" into. It's pretty much settled fact. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:22:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082567 Answer to Who is a person who can "light up a room" with her/his personality? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082564 Who is a person who can "light up a room" with her/his personality?<br /><br />A suicide bomber. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:21:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082564 Answer to Are you a jealous woman? Why? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082560 Are you a jealous woman? Why?<br /><br />Nope. Not me. Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:20:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082560 Answer to Anyone got a picture of their pet/s to show us? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082549 Anyone got a picture of their pet/s to show us?<br /><br />My pride and joy. <a data-lk="http://media.photobucket.com/image/funny animals/findstuff22/Best Images/Funny/8e48e515.jpg?o=0" target="_blank"><img src="http://i0006.photobucket.com/albums/0006/findstuff22/Best%20Images/Funny/8e48e515.jpg" border="0"/></a> Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:16:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12082549 Answer to Why do you muslims kill dogs? What kind of sick people are you???dogs are mans best friends... http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040521 Why do you muslims kill dogs? What kind of sick people are you???dogs are mans best friends...<br /><br />Why do you sick Christians fucks kill their babies, wives, mothers, their elders, their pets and everything that walks? What kind of sick dogs are you? <b>US soldier's killing spree puts Afghanistan on a knife-edge Tensions increase as nine children among 16 shot dead by lone gunman in... Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:19:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040521 Answer to Where is the most dangerous place in Canada to live? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040514 Where is the most dangerous place in Canada to live?<br /><br />Along the border with the US. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:18:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040514 Answer to What do you hate when you're flying an airplanes? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040510 What do you hate when you're flying an airplanes?<br /><br />Being sexually molested by the TSA goon squad. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:17:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040510 Answer to What do you hate when you're flying an airplanes? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040506 What do you hate when you're flying an airplanes?<br /><br />Those damn bugs in my teeth. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:16:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040506 Answer to Why don't some women just understand that men pay a lot of money for a place to escape women? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040502 Why don't some women just understand that men pay a lot of money for a place to escape women?<br /><br />For the same reason that men don't understand that women don't like anyone telling them what to do with their bodies and their lives. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:15:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040502 Answer to Is there a fungus among us? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040499 Is there a fungus among us?<br /><br />Yes. The Republican fungus. Contagious, vicious &amp; causes permanent brain damage. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:14:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040499 Answer to If I say "Hello", You say _______. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040497 If I say "Hello", You say _______.<br /><br />You say 'hello' and I say 'good bye' Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:12:51 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040497 Answer to Is a personal relationship with Christ discouraged as false doctrine by Mormons? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040491 Is a personal relationship with Christ discouraged as false doctrine by Mormons?<br /><br />I dunno, lemme ask Romney. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:11:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040491 Answer to What's stranger than fiction? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040489 What's stranger than fiction?<br /><br />The US today. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:10:59 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040489 Answer to Romney says Obama "spent too many years at Harvard" but Romney was there longer than Obama. Is Romney confused? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040487 Romney says Obama "spent too many years at Harvard" but Romney was there longer than Obama. Is Romney confused?<br /><br />Poor, poor, Oven Mitt, he must have been abducted by an aliens from that planet his lot hails for and is now experiencing a severe case of missing time. I mean, didchya ever? The guy must really think very lowly of his followers. That goes to show you where Republicans priorities are, let's... Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:09:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040487 Answer to What is the best argument against democracy? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040477 What is the best argument against democracy?<br /><br />The Republicans. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:07:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040477 Answer to Why do SO many people spell definitely "defiantly"? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040475 Why do SO many people spell definitely "defiantly"?<br /><br />Because most people are utterly stoopid. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:06:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040475 Answer to Are these very early signs of pregnancy? What's your opinions? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040473 Are these very early signs of pregnancy? What's your opinions?<br /><br />Better ask the Republicans in Arizona or Virginia. I'm sure they can tell you just by smelling you. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:05:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040473 Answer to Arizona bill would declare pregnancy 2 weeks before conception. Do these lawmakers need a sex education class? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040467 Arizona bill would declare pregnancy 2 weeks before conception. Do these lawmakers need a sex education class?<br /><br />How's that Nanny State going for the Right Wingers I wonder? Won't be long now before they put women in jail for having their period. After all, they're killing a viable egg that could potentially turn into a fetus. They're all murderers! Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:04:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040467 Answer to A woman's best friend is ___________ ? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040463 A woman's best friend is ___________ ?<br /><br />Her vibrator. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:02:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040463 Answer to The most beautiful thing of God's creation is ____________ ? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040459 The most beautiful thing of God's creation is ____________ ?<br /><br />Blondes, beer and joints. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:01:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040459 Answer to What is more likely? Winning the lottery or being hit by a meteorite? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040451 What is more likely? Winning the lottery or being hit by a meteorite?<br /><br />Being hit by a meteorite. The lottery is a hoax for suckers. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:59:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040451 Answer to What do you like to play with?? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040449 What do you like to play with??<br /><br />Myself. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:58:47 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040449 Answer to Brushed out my hair this morning and it felt especially soft and smooth! What's feeling/smelling/tasting so amazing to you today? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040447 Brushed out my hair this morning and it felt especially soft and smooth! What's feeling/smelling/tasting so amazing to you today?<br /><br />Pink slime. Yummmm... Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:58:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040447 Answer to If i give mt cat a Viagra will his tail stay in the upright position http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040439 If i give mt cat a Viagra will his tail stay in the upright position<br /><br />Ask Rush Limbaugh, Mr. Viagra himself. At the rate he pops them, I'm sure even the pussy has got some not just the under-aged boys in the Dominican Republic. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:55:43 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040439 Answer to What do you do when it is raining out? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040432 What do you do when it is raining out?<br /><br />Masturbate. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:54:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040432 Answer to Why do people who don't believe in Astrology bother to answer questions about it when the askers obviously do believe in it? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040427 Why do people who don't believe in Astrology bother to answer questions about it when the askers obviously do believe in it?<br /><br />If you don't want to get certain answers you don't like, don't ask questions! Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:53:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040427 Answer to Does it make sense that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old and we are only 200,000 years old? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040416 Does it make sense that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old and we are only 200,000 years old?<br /><br />No, no, no! It makes absolutely no sense. The Bible tells me that the Earth is 6,000 years old and I believe everything the good book tells me right down to the talking snakes and flying donkeys. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:51:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040416 Answer to Pro-lifers demonstrate how they care about kids by targeting the child of a landlord who rents to a clinic. Good tactic or bad? Why? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040394 Pro-lifers demonstrate how they care about kids by targeting the child of a landlord who rents to a clinic. Good tactic or bad? Why?<br /><br />Don't get confused. The Right Wing nutjobs are <b>PRO-FETUS</b> but most certainly not pro-life. Life to them is cheap and means nothing, particularly, in countries with lots of oil where the populations are brown and of a different religion as they are. Oh, and please, remember, they are not... Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:46:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040394 Answer to Which one would you like to eat? Beef or steak? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040380 Which one would you like to eat? Beef or steak?<br /><br />Unless I'm missing something, I thought that beef and steak were the same thing. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:43:17 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040380 Answer to Do u think there will b another American Revolution within the next century ? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040367 Do u think there will b another American Revolution within the next century ?<br /><br />Unlikely. Americans are too dumb down, selfish, coward, fanatical, apathetic, ignorant, egocentric to even know what or who it is that they have to rebel against. They'll be shooting each other on the streets (in fact, they already are) but they'll never take up arms against their oppressors.... Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:41:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040367 Answer to How Can Roy Scheider Die At The Age Of 75 When He Was Enjoying A Very Healthy Lifestyle? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040365 How Can Roy Scheider Die At The Age Of 75 When He Was Enjoying A Very Healthy Lifestyle?<br /><br />His health insurance probably expired. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:39:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040365 Answer to So when are you coming to Melbourne Australia to visit me ? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040358 So when are you coming to Melbourne Australia to visit me ?<br /><br />Soon. Australia was just officially invaded by the US Marines yesterday. I pity you fools. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:38:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040358 Answer to How close do you think humandkind is to the end of the world? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040344 How close do you think humandkind is to the end of the world?<br /><br />Closer than most think. In fact, MIT just put out a report that predicts a worldwide collapse by 2030. Some of us don't think this disaster can be sustained for that long. It won't be pretty! Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:35:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040344 Answer to It's Friday, and you just got paid. What's next? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040338 It's Friday, and you just got paid. What's next?<br /><br />Time to get drunk. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:33:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040338 Answer to If you were plummeting 10,000 feet to your utter demise, what would you be thinking about? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040336 If you were plummeting 10,000 feet to your utter demise, what would you be thinking about?<br /><br />Being the good CONservative man that I am, I'd be figuring out a way to force womin to have children they don't want, take away money from the poor and screwing the nation as a whole on behalf of the corporations, after all, they pay my salary. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:32:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040336 Answer to Should we ban social clubs? Nobody should ever be excluded. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040331 Should we ban social clubs? Nobody should ever be excluded.<br /><br />Keep your libural hands off my golf club. We conservative men don't allow womin there. They are like cartepillars and belong in the kitchen and bearing soldiers for god's army. Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:31:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/12040331 Answer to Can you name a mythical river? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11961191 Can you name a mythical river?<br /><br />Moon River. Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:52:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11961191 Answer to Right wingers USED to like American cars. But, since Obama rescued the industry, they don't like 'em anymore.. Is that forever??? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11961189 Right wingers USED to like American cars. But, since Obama rescued the industry, they don't like 'em anymore.. Is that forever???<br /><br />Don't try to make any sense of the mass hysteria and collective madness that has infected the right wing. These whackjobs would cut their nose to spite their face. Sad state of affairs, indeed. Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:51:15 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11961189 Answer to Conservatives: What would you do with someone that tried to become rich but continuously failed? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11961184 Conservatives: What would you do with someone that tried to become rich but continuously failed?<br /><br />Tell them to talk to Donald Trump. He's the master of failing. But then again, I ain't no right wing nutjob...thank Bob for that. Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:48:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11961184 Answer to Is it time to demand all congressional salaries be repaid, given that they haven't done a damned thing since they took office? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11961181 Is it time to demand all congressional salaries be repaid, given that they haven't done a damned thing since they took office?<br /><br />Nothing I would like more. I'd also cut them by half and that includes the benefits too. Let them live in the same austerity they have imposed on their constituents and let's see how fast they fix the problem. Oh, yeah, of course outlaw lobbyists and political PACs. Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:47:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11961181 Answer to How much of the Federal Government should be eliminated? Once it is eliminated, will you move onto eliminating State and local government? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11961175 How much of the Federal Government should be eliminated? Once it is eliminated, will you move onto eliminating State and local government?<br /><br />Start with the Federal Reserve. Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:45:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11961175 Answer to Who will win the 2012 Presidential election? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11961173 Who will win the 2012 Presidential election?<br /><br />Whoever Wall Street picks. Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:43:54 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11961173 Answer to Sounds like much of Obama's unknowns are beginning to come out of the woodwork - 'GLAD/SAD?' http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11961170 Sounds like much of Obama's unknowns are beginning to come out of the woodwork - 'GLAD/SAD?'<br /><br />Unknowns? What unknowns? Anyone who paid attention to the guy's political career is not seeing any 'unknowns' - we knew. Y'all? Well, not so much! Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:42:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11961170 Answer to have you read Obama's healthplan yet ? you know, the one Pelosi told us has to pass before we can read ? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11961163 have you read Obama's healthplan yet ? you know, the one Pelosi told us has to pass before we can read ?<br /><br />Hey, weren't you just whining here not too long ago about Obama taking away your mother's SS? And, of course, I wouldn't expect you to notice this but at 76 you (just like your mother is now) will be on Medicare so it is covered. Do you ever learn? Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:41:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11961163 Answer to Who's more delusional: Conservatives or Liberals? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11961156 Who's more delusional: Conservatives or Liberals?<br /><br />They're both the same. The only difference is that the liberals can use big words when the insult you. Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:38:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11961156