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Why smear Islam when the Inquistion still exists and is being used to silence independent Catholic women and help the GOP wage war on women
Because Christians are the most hypocritical beings on the face of the Earth. Also, because the government propaganda machine has found a convenient scapegoat for their wars of aggression. What better way to get the good loving Christuns all riled up and demanding more warmongering than by pitying them against another religion?
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Is the Bible new and old testament books of life Instruction or Dictation
According to the Xians, god didn't write the Bible but dictated it to Moses (or whoever else it was) so dictation it would be. How appropriate...dic--tation. He he he...
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Is tuberclosis curable?
There's one strain of it that is resistant to antibiotics and not curable.
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What are your thoughts on gay marriage?
Not my problem. Don't care. People can marry whoever they want, it's their life not mine.
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How do get rid of gas in my stomach?
Frack it!
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Do you believe, as one news anchor believes, that buying politicians is one of the best investments one can make...
Yes! And, btw, it's not just one news anchor that believes that. It's the entire Republican Party (with the Dems closely trailing behind) and every single corporation and elitist in the US and every other country around the world. It's an epidemic of international proportions! Now, the US no longer has the high moral ground to criticize banana republicans since they have become one themselves.
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How do I approach a boy in my church that I have a big crush on?
Carefully and from behind.
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Why am i losing my faith in god? I had a strong faith but now it is going away and i am realizing that god seems outrageous.
Because you realized that the dude doesn't exist and you were punked?
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Would you like your cup filled right now? If so, with what?
Beer!
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Should illegal immigrants be allowed to remain in the US?
There is no such thing as illegal immigrants. No human beings is illegal not matter what they do. Also, please keep in mind all those countries when you yourselves are "illegal" immigrants and very much not wanted by the natives populations such as those in the Middle East and Latin America.
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I like the smell of______________!
dirty feet in the morning
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What is the most exotic place that you have ever visited?
Intercourse, PA
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These black oily spots keep appearing on my carpet and they just smear when i try to get them up. Anyone know what they are?
You must have an oil field under your house.
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I guess everyone knows the name of Jesus. But what do people believe about Him? For example,below are some ideas I wonder about at times:
"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But...
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best way to loose weight
Stop eating.
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Is Mitt Romney a "self made man"? Is there even such a thing anymore in this globalized automatized mechanized economy?
Self-made man. LOL! Yeah, if by "self-made" you mean inheriting millions then, he is that.
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Are modern day Republicans out of touch with the American People?
The Nazi Party out of touch with the people? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Can Democracy overcome Capitolism?
Unlikely. Check this out and see why.
"Best of FKN Newz 2011 part 1"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phAuZCpITxU&feature=endscreen&NR=1
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Will The Buffet Rule Really Make Things Fair? Why Are The Rich Rich And The Poor Poor?
The rich are rich because they inherit their money.
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Why is it that for all the media coverage of Anders Breivik's trial, no one has mentioned that his victims were Norwegians, not Muslims?
I think the most interesting part is that the corporate media is not saying a word about the fact that he's a Fundamentalist Christian.
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If bringing home a paycheck means someone is dignified does that mean Romney's wife ain't since she didn't? Or is she an exception?
You gotta love Mitt Romney, the weather vain. Being a stay-home mom is the greatest thing in the world...unless, of course, the mom is poor. Nothing is too low or too hypocritical for that weasel.
It's absolute priceless how the right wing nutjobs came out of the woodwork for this one. LOL! They fall prey to their own ignorance time and again. How pathetic!
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How many countries DON'T mind being subject to colonization?
The US, apparently. It's been thoroughly colonized by the Zionists and not one is making a peep about it, on the contrary.
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Study finds white juries 16% more likely to convict black defendants. Why is that?
The key must lie in that jury of peers thingie.
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Let me have the list of Hezbollah terrorists in The Asia Minor?
I can only give you the list in The Asia Major. Their names are:
1. Bush
2. Cheney
3. Obama
4. Karl Rove
5. Netanyahoo
6. Hillary Clinton
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Obama haters: What would you think of America if you were declared unwelcome here due to your criticism (as Gunter Grass was in Israel)?
The problem is that the Obama haters and the haters in Isreal are pretty much cut of the same cloth.
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Since Obama's Forte Is Rioting, Will There Be Riots?
Wow! Someone had a big bowl of stupid for breakfast this morning.
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Why do people say they don't know what you are talking about when they can read, use a keyboard and are connected to the internet?
Because people are inherently lazy and like to be told what to think.
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Why do politicians keep repeating themselves over and over again and again? Do they think we're too obtuse to get it the first time?
Because people are that stupid and believe them each and every single time and no matter how many times they repeat the same lie.
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What's Jesus Christ's father name?
What's the name of the God that Jesus said was his father?
Larry. Larry Christ.
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If it's not too embarrassing or personal can you please post the last pic you took with your camera phone?
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I dreamed that my teeth fell out, however the twist was one of the teeth i lost was a sapphire jeweled tooth. Any ideas on the jeweled tooth
Don't look at me, I didn't take it.
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Is it a possibility that Allah who the Koran says isn't Jesus's father isn't the same God that is Jesus's father?
All I know is that there seems to be a whole lotta inbreeding going on in the Bible.
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I saw a bumper sticker saying jesus lives but wikipedia says he died in 30-36ad cause of death crucifixion. Bumper sticker or wikipedia?
Bumper sticker for sure. It wouldn't lie to you and it couldn't possibly be wrong.
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Do AB users visit the dentist?
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You are Presedent of USA, what is your first action ?
Close down Wall Street and put all the bums in jail where they belong.
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How do you keep freshly shredded hash browns from turning grey?
You eat them.
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Why didn't Bush declare martial law and stay President?
Why would he when he's got Obama to finish the job?
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Changed my mind for election. has any others?
Nope. I'm still voting for Curly for president. He's still the best choice.
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How many AB GOP members like Mitt Romney?
You mean the cardboard cut out?
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Does it bother you that Congress has spent more time accusing Roger Clemens than on the US Budget and Jobs bills combined?
Whuuuuuut? You mean to tell me that the Republicans haven't delivered on all the jobs they promised in order to get their filthy asses back in control? Shocker!
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Ted Nugent! Whatta guy! Articulate, fair, cogent and honorable! We need more Americans just exactly like him,right? :(
Interesting to see how awful quite the hateful are on this one.
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Although God Himself is everywhere, we experience His presence more in some places than others - Agree or disagree?
And man said, let us create a god by whose authority we may exploit and control the weak.
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"Violence Against Women Act" is going to be debated this week. What's to debate? Who is for violence against women? Anyone?
I just can't wait to here the Republican argument against this. Following their logic, or lack thereof, they'll probably argue that it's unfair to the abusers.
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What are some ways to save and store your personal financial information?
How about a bank? Or a wallet?
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True or False: Americans would give up their freedom for the illusion of safety?
Americans did that a long, long, long time ago.
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In 2030 America. Will gay marriage be equal under the law ? Will abortion still be legal ? What will be the majority opinion on both ?
LOL! In 2030,there won't be an America. However, what will be in its place will force women to bear children for the state so that they can be sent off to wage the eternal wars for the elites and the corporations, gays will probably be burned at the stake, along with atheists, liberals, intellectuals and anyone else the religious right (which is neither) doesn't like.
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Should anti-immigration Republicans be arrested for treason?
Arrest them? Naw. Everyone is entitled to their opinion even the bigots, racists and hateful Republicans. However, I'd love to deport them to Mexico and let them deal with that all by themselves.
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Whats the question of your life?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Why does apple juice taste like pee?
Since I've never tasted pee, I can't tell you. But you seem to be quite the expert on the subject.
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What do you want from President Obama during his second term?
1. Stop lying
2. Stop selling out to Wall Street
3. Stop caving in to the Republicans
4. Stop the warmongering
Not necessarily in that order. Of course, since none of it is gonna happen, it makes no difference.
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Ever had a horrible boss? Mine had such anger issues he threw eggs at the wall while yelling at us lol. I quit that day...
You're lucky yours threw eggs. The bastard I used to work for threw computers against the wall. Dumbass that he was never stopped to think that they were his and it was his money. Of course, since he paid a pittance to the employees and even stole from them, money wasn't a big concern with the bastard.
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In God we trust - Agree or disagree?
In no god I trust.
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Thinking about_______ gets me through the work day?
beer
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Is Nickleback the cause of all of America's current problems?
No, ignorance and greed are the cause of all America's current problems.
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My friend thinks I stole his phone?
Did you?
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Do you buy into the whole evolution concept? Why or why not?
There's nothing to "buy" into. It's pretty much settled fact.
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Who is a person who can "light up a room" with her/his personality?
A suicide bomber.
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Are you a jealous woman? Why?
Nope. Not me.
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Anyone got a picture of their pet/s to show us?
My pride and joy.
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Why do you muslims kill dogs? What kind of sick people are you???dogs are mans best friends...
Why do you sick Christians fucks kill their babies, wives, mothers, their elders, their pets and everything that walks? What kind of sick dogs are you?
US soldier's killing spree puts Afghanistan on a knife-edge
Tensions increase as nine children among 16 shot dead by lone gunman in Zangabad village in Kandahar
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Where is the most dangerous place in Canada to live?
Along the border with the US.
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What do you hate when you're flying an airplanes?
Being sexually molested by the TSA goon squad.
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What do you hate when you're flying an airplanes?
Those damn bugs in my teeth.
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Why don't some women just understand that men pay a lot of money for a place to escape women?
For the same reason that men don't understand that women don't like anyone telling them what to do with their bodies and their lives.
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Is there a fungus among us?
Yes. The Republican fungus. Contagious, vicious & causes permanent brain damage.
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If I say "Hello", You say _______.
You say 'hello' and I say 'good bye'
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Is a personal relationship with Christ discouraged as false doctrine by Mormons?
I dunno, lemme ask Romney.
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What's stranger than fiction?
The US today.
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Romney says Obama "spent too many years at Harvard" but Romney was there longer than Obama. Is Romney confused?
Poor, poor, Oven Mitt, he must have been abducted by an aliens from that planet his lot hails for and is now experiencing a severe case of missing time.
I mean, didchya ever? The guy must really think very lowly of his followers. That goes to show you where Republicans priorities are, let's just say not their constituents.
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What is the best argument against democracy?
The Republicans.
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Why do SO many people spell definitely "defiantly"?
Because most people are utterly stoopid.
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Are these very early signs of pregnancy? What's your opinions?
Better ask the Republicans in Arizona or Virginia. I'm sure they can tell you just by smelling you.
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Arizona bill would declare pregnancy 2 weeks before conception. Do these lawmakers need a sex education class?
How's that Nanny State going for the Right Wingers I wonder?
Won't be long now before they put women in jail for having their period. After all, they're killing a viable egg that could potentially turn into a fetus. They're all murderers!
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A woman's best friend is ___________ ?
Her vibrator.
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The most beautiful thing of God's creation is ____________ ?
Blondes, beer and joints.
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What is more likely? Winning the lottery or being hit by a meteorite?
Being hit by a meteorite. The lottery is a hoax for suckers.
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What do you like to play with??
Myself.
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Brushed out my hair this morning and it felt especially soft and smooth! What's feeling/smelling/tasting so amazing to you today?
Pink slime. Yummmm...
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If i give mt cat a Viagra will his tail stay in the upright position
Ask Rush Limbaugh, Mr. Viagra himself. At the rate he pops them, I'm sure even the pussy has got some not just the under-aged boys in the Dominican Republic.
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What do you do when it is raining out?
Masturbate.
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Why do people who don't believe in Astrology bother to answer questions about it when the askers obviously do believe in it?
If you don't want to get certain answers you don't like, don't ask questions!
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Does it make sense that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old and we are only 200,000 years old?
No, no, no! It makes absolutely no sense. The Bible tells me that the Earth is 6,000 years old and I believe everything the good book tells me right down to the talking snakes and flying donkeys.
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Pro-lifers demonstrate how they care about kids by targeting the child of a landlord who rents to a clinic. Good tactic or bad? Why?
Don't get confused. The Right Wing nutjobs are PRO-FETUS but most certainly not pro-life. Life to them is cheap and means nothing, particularly, in countries with lots of oil where the populations are brown and of a different religion as they are.
Oh, and please, remember, they are not terrorists. I repeat, they are not terrorists. Only the above-mentioned brown people of a...
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Which one would you like to eat? Beef or steak?
Unless I'm missing something, I thought that beef and steak were the same thing.
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Do u think there will b another American Revolution within the next century ?
Unlikely. Americans are too dumb down, selfish, coward, fanatical, apathetic, ignorant, egocentric to even know what or who it is that they have to rebel against. They'll be shooting each other on the streets (in fact, they already are) but they'll never take up arms against their oppressors. Americans are sheep and slaves at heart.
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How Can Roy Scheider Die At The Age Of 75 When He Was Enjoying A Very Healthy Lifestyle?
His health insurance probably expired.
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So when are you coming to Melbourne Australia to visit me ?
Soon. Australia was just officially invaded by the US Marines yesterday. I pity you fools.
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How close do you think humandkind is to the end of the world?
Closer than most think. In fact, MIT just put out a report that predicts a worldwide collapse by 2030. Some of us don't think this disaster can be sustained for that long. It won't be pretty!
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It's Friday, and you just got paid. What's next?
Time to get drunk.
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If you were plummeting 10,000 feet to your utter demise, what would you be thinking about?
Being the good CONservative man that I am, I'd be figuring out a way to force womin to have children they don't want, take away money from the poor and screwing the nation as a whole on behalf of the corporations, after all, they pay my salary.
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Should we ban social clubs?
Nobody should ever be excluded.
Keep your libural hands off my golf club. We conservative men don't allow womin there. They are like cartepillars and belong in the kitchen and bearing soldiers for god's army.
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Can you name a mythical river?
Moon River.
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Right wingers USED to like American cars. But, since Obama rescued the industry, they don't like 'em anymore.. Is that forever???
Don't try to make any sense of the mass hysteria and collective madness that has infected the right wing. These whackjobs would cut their nose to spite their face. Sad state of affairs, indeed.
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Conservatives: What would you do with someone that tried to become rich but continuously failed?
Tell them to talk to Donald Trump. He's the master of failing. But then again, I ain't no right wing nutjob...thank Bob for that.
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Is it time to demand all congressional salaries be repaid, given that they haven't done a damned thing since they took office?
Nothing I would like more. I'd also cut them by half and that includes the benefits too. Let them live in the same austerity they have imposed on their constituents and let's see how fast they fix the problem. Oh, yeah, of course outlaw lobbyists and political PACs.
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How much of the Federal Government should be eliminated? Once it is eliminated, will you move onto eliminating State and local government?
Start with the Federal Reserve.
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Who will win the 2012 Presidential election?
Whoever Wall Street picks.
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Sounds like much of Obama's unknowns are beginning to come out of the woodwork - 'GLAD/SAD?'
Unknowns? What unknowns? Anyone who paid attention to the guy's political career is not seeing any 'unknowns' - we knew. Y'all? Well, not so much!
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have you read Obama's healthplan yet ? you know, the one Pelosi told us has to pass before we can read ?
Hey, weren't you just whining here not too long ago about Obama taking away your mother's SS? And, of course, I wouldn't expect you to notice this but at 76 you (just like your mother is now) will be on Medicare so it is covered.
Do you ever learn?
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Who's more delusional: Conservatives or Liberals?
They're both the same. The only difference is that the liberals can use big words when the insult you.
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If the Confederate States won the Civil War, would we have a South African style apartheid in the Confederacy of North America?
You mean to tell me that we don't? I thought that's what the ghettos and reservations were.
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Ann Coulter says young people & women should lose their right to vote. Do you agree with her? Why or Why not?
Ann Coulter should go in for surgery on that Adam's apple so people can't tell she's a transvestite. With any kind of luck, they'll take out her vocal cords too.
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Limbaugh broadcaster Clear Channel's owner is Bain Capital. Romney's Company. Anyone want to connect those dots?
Funny how when you connect the dots, they all lead to the same place, eh?
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Is the economy improving because everyone thinks Obama will lose the election?
The economy is improving...
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If we fired all of the US congress this week, would anyone notice? It's not like they've been doing anything...
Yes, we would. The hatred, the warmongering, the chaos, mayhem, destruction and corruption would immediately come to an end and I think everybody even the ones cheering for it would notice that.
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The United States spends as much on total military expenditures as the next 15 countries combined. Why not cut the military in 1/2 or 1/4?
Oh, heavens no! If we do that, we may not be able to send the Navy SEALs to battle teenagers armed with bows and arrows and rowing dingies in Somalia. Oh, oops, my bad, they're called "pirates" yeah, pirates and for that we need the bestest and most expensive navy in the world, otherwise, they may kick our imperial ass just like they've done in Iraq, Afghanistan, Viet Nam, Korea...
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Do you think the USA will become like Greece if our cocconut politicians in the USA keep spending like drunken Marxists?
Drunken Marxists. LOL! Considering that austerity is one of the trademarks of Marxism and all I see around me is disaster Capitalism, all I can do is consider the source of such a gem. You people don't learn if the stuff hits you flat over the head. What rampant ignorance!
Coincidentally, the bulk of the spending in the US is caused by right wing policies, from warmongering to not taxing...
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Does Obama have the next four year presidency secured in his pocket?
The Republicans seem to have ensured an easy victory for the guy. In fact, there are some conspiracy theorists out there who swear it's all being done on purpose so that the Republicans can continue to get away with murder while blaming it on the black guy.
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If Gingrich exited the GOP race, Romney would crush Santorum?
Considering the fact that they're all empty suits with cardboard cut outs inside, who gives a rat who leaves, who comes or who goes? They're all the same crook, liar and nutjob with a different name.
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Do you believe Obama when he says, “I’m going to keep doing everything I can to help you save money on gas." ?
I don't believe a thing any politician says.
BTW, the guy is not forcing you into anything. You're free to continue driving an SUV and paying $100 or $200 for a tank of gas...just in the same exact way you did when the price of gas hit almost $5/gallon during the Bush years. Were you complaining back then?
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If US politicians are considered honest, why is it that we expect them to lie to us before, after, and during their elections?
Who considers US politicians honest? Not Americans and not the rest of the world, that's for sure.
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Is the US Constitution essential for Americans to be protected from tyranny or could the UN and it's charter provide the same protections?
The UN providing protections. LOL! Have you seen the "protections" they provided to the people of Libya or Syria or Palestine or Iraq or Afghanistan?
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Why do you defend Barack Obama?
I do not defend Barack Obama, I think the guy is a warmonger, a liar, a hypocrite, an elitist and a sold out shill. However, I do have to counter the racist propaganda of the right wing and the mind-numbering crap and lies they spew at every turn. And I don't expect you to understand that. You would have to know the difference between one and the other first.
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Have the George W. Bush critics who are now in favor of bombing Iran lost their minds, or have they just realized the error of their ways?
The critics of Bush are not the ones in favor of bombing Iran - or any other place for that matter. However, if you looked again (and did it honestly this time), you'll find out that the same characters cheering for the invasion of Iran were the ones demanding the invasion of Iraq 9 years ago. Certain things never change. Once a warmonger, always a warmonger.
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Would anyone attack the United States if its military budget were Zero?
Don't worry, the US military budget will never be zero. The US will break itself in half before that happens. There's way too much money, too many fortunes tied and riding on the MIC bandwagon for that to happen.
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"War is a racket. It always has been.
It is possibly the oldest, easily the most profitable, surely the most vicious. It is the only one international in scope. It is the...
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whats the cause and effect for the progressive movement
The regressive movement, a/k/a the right wing's extremism and fanaticism. Duh!
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Should Afghanistan invade Canada because of the killing spree committed by an American?
Sure, let Afghanistan invade Canada. When they're done over there, they can come down and invade the US. Then the UK. And Australia. And Isreal on the way out. What's good for the goose should be good for the gander.
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Texas law: woman must get ultrasound before abortion. HUGE CONTROVERSY. is this really something worth whining about?
Is this something worth "whining" about? Well, let's see if I can put that into prospective for you: how about if every time you wanted to buy condoms or Viagra, you would have to bring your marriage certificate to the pharmacy with you plus a notarized document from your wife saying that she authorizes the pharmacist to sell you the goodies? Would that work for you or would you be "whining"...
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Do you think it's time to make a quick exit from Afghanistan?
It was time to make a quick exit 10 1/2 years ago. Not going in would have been the right thing to do.
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Is it right time for the U.S. Troops to get out of Afghanistan?
It was time for the US troops to get out of Afghanistan 10 1/2 years ago.
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Now those trying to censor Limbaugh have broken the law. Do the understand the Constitution or don't they care?
There was someone trying to censor Limbass? Really? Here I (and the rest of the country) were thinking that we trying to stop the jackass from inciting hatred. Not that the likes of you would ever notice (much less accept) the fact that hateful rhetoric is not protected speech. BTW, had you been paying attention, you would have noticed that Imus and Howard Stern were shunned for a hell of a...
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Once Iran is destroyed, can we build that pipeline from Afghanistan to Israel through Syria? What about if we went through Jordan?
Jordan is a puppet, no need to bother them. As for the TransAfghan Pipeline, do you have any idea how long it is from Afghanistan to Isreal? Besides, the goal there is not to provide the Zionist masters with oil but, rather, to provide the oil lords with the means to siphon all the oil from Afghanistan and transport it thru the pipe for ease so it can be sold to China. Yep, China. I kid you...
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how do you feel about fracking?
Can't wait till the politicians and their corporate masters frac us all to hell.
If you have any genuine interest in learning about the subject, here's a good way to start:
"Gasland"
http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/gasland/
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US soldier goes on shooting spree killing 16 afghan citizens (9 women, 3 children). Will the US call it a terrorist attack ?
The US doing what it does best: terrorizing the world since 1621.
BTW, Afghans are reporting that it wasn't just one but several. Of course, the USG will never tell the truth about their war crimes. And it was more than 3 children, in fact, the witnesses recount of one mercenary who gathered 11 bodies in one village and set them on fire, including the bodies of four girls younger than...
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Are Satanists theists or atheists?
Atheists do not believe in gods, demons, religions, voodoo, superstition. Theists, on the other hand, do believe in all that crap. So, whadaya think? Think, dammit, think! I know you can do it.
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What does your computer looks like?
Square, keyboard, screen, cables hanging everywhere.
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i need to know why my 91 chevy s10 will not start after i was driving down the road and the truck lost all power and now it wont start
Fill up the tank with gas and see what happens.
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Is there anything that isn't better with bacon?
Yes, chocolate.
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Surprised obama's justice department blocked a TX voter ID law? Gee he needs votes.
No, the sad thing is that the ones pushing for voter suppression happen to be the ones committing the voter fraud. Irony at its best!
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The movie, Game Change, suggested that Sarah Palin THOUGHT Saddam was responsible for 9/11. Do YOU think that?
I personally don't think that but the right wing does and that's all that matters.
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Saving for retirement...401k, IRA? Will liberals take it from you because you have too much money and you need to pay your "fair share"?
Uh, huh. Blame it on the liburals and pay no attention to the Republicans that want to take everything from you - from your condoms to your Social Security. And when they're done taking all that from you, guess what they're going to go for next? Since you ain't too gifted in the thinking department, I'll give you a hint: your 401k/IRA.
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Are the anti-religionists/ anti-theists trying to kill spirituality?
You know what's funny, the anti-religionists and anti-theists are far more spiritual than the entire bunch of nuts that call themselves religious.
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What's the best way to apologize?
Whatever you do, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT follow the Rush Limbass way of blaming the victim or others for whatever it was that you did wrong. It didn't work for him and it won't work for you either.
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If Scotland becomes independent will Ireland annex and claim ownership?
You seem to be under the impression that Ireland and not England is the empire here.
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Why is it that those who tell you to "be more tolerant" are the same people who so vehemently pass judgment on you and argue against you?
Such is the nature of the good, loving Christuns. They can't help what they are, after all, their god made them that way.
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Can I draw my late wifes airline pension ? She passed away 21 years ago and was vested with Northwest airlines.
Where have you been for the past 21 years? In jail?
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Are you following your own Whims? Or are you following the Spirit of God?
The spirit of god...all the way to the liquor store.
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Can anyone show me evidence to dispute the things listed below?
Do you realize that denying the Palestinians right to exist is akin to denying the holocaust? It's just as wrong and inhumane. If one doesn't exist, neither does the other one.
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Do you think Jesus is the Only Way to Union with God?
No but that's a nice idea. We can use Jesus to organize worker unions since he was a Socialist and all.
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m'mate Dave says that RELIGION tis biggest enemy of the free world and we need to stop being so accommodating to a dangerous belief system
I agree with your mate. Religion is the cancer of humanity.
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What is your favorite documentary? And why is it?
So many good documentaries so little time.
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It would be fun to have an old-fashioned nickname like _________.
Bob
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How can I humanely get rid of a bunch of pigeons nesting down our chimney?
Make sure you use that fireplace often.
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Is Darth Vader supposed to be Lucifer?
No, Darth Vader is supposed to be Bush.
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What well known court case do you want a judge to drop? For what reason?
All the cases for false arrest against the OWS protesters.
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How can i convince my GF to make a sex video of her and another guy for me while im in Afghanistan?
Tell her that unless she does as you ask, you'll go postal and kill 16 innocent civilians - mostly children - and then set their bodies on fire. What gal could ever resist that?
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what's the best dating site to meet a female serial killer
Christiansingles.com
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"Drug tests for welfare applicants". Lets start a movement, every elected person MUST take a drug test at least every 2 weeks. Thoughts?
Yep. I've been saying that before it was fashionable to.
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In your opinion what is the most reliable news source?
DemocracyNow!
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How can I make you like me again?
Well, you can give me a crisp 100-dollar bill and I'll consider it.
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What is one feature (real or imagined) that you wish your car had?
A beer dispenser.
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Is it ok to force a bunch of young school girls to die in a fire because they arent wearing a certain fashion ? YES or NO
Sounds like a question better asked of the Haredi jews. You know, they are the ones that like to spit on little girls because they aren't dressed according to their taste.
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Do aspiring martyrs make good neighbours ?
Apparently, no worse or better than "heroes"
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Has the Vatican seriously considered allowing married priests as a way to possibly reduce their pedophile ranks?
Pedophilia seems to be a preferred tool of the Catholic church for recruiting and retention of the 'talent'
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Obama's spent his career hating USA & loving eurosocialism. With the eurozone crumbling, why can't he see his own stupidity?
Can you please give some examples of how Obama hates the US and loves Eurosocialism? And the words Fascist, Kenyan, Communist, Socialist, Muslim cannot be in your explanation.
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Who is ready to LEAVE Afghanistan?? I mean, RIGHT NOW.
Considering I'm not in Afghanistan, it wouldn't be me.
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What would make a worse President; an atheist or a creationist?
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Anybody know why I am slightly out of breath and a little flush at the moment?
You just had hot, steamy sex?
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Do you celebrate any part of Black History Month? In what way, if yes?
I don't celebrate it per say but I do respect it.
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Me and my dad got in a fight and he is saying he will take it to the pastors for counsel (I'm a christian).
Well, if it were a Catholic priest, I'd very scared. Very, very scared.
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If Rick Santorum were to become presidential candidate and ultimately become president of the U.S.A. - how would that change the religious,
The Christian Taliban would take over, they'd revamp the Neo Crusades in the Middle East and in 2 years, they'd have us all back to The Dark Ages.
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What sort of a website have I joined? Today I have seen questions containing obscenities and racist words. Is it normally like that?
If you're looking for a Christian Fundamentalist website, sorry, but this ain't it.
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What Really Pisses You Off.. Just Infuriates You?
Stupidity.
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Why do some conservatives think that government jobs aren't important jobs deserving of high wages and benefits to attract qualified employees?
Because that's what they venomous leaders tell them. Oddly enough, those leaders never consider themselves as useless and don't consider cutting their pay and benefits. It's all part of the absolute culture of hypocrisy so rampant among those in the right wing.
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Is there any method I can use to train my dog from chasing the mailman?
Stuff the mailman's shorts with ground beef and watch 'em go.
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Was the Moody Blues hit song called "Nights In White Satin" or "Knights In White Satin"?
I think it's Knights In White Sheets
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I had a dream........
Funny, so did MLK.
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can anyone give me a detailed, unbiased plain english explaination of obamacare?
In layman's terms: the biggest sell out ever to the insurance industry.
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Who was your favorite character in Three's Company and why?
Chrisy. Habahabahaba!
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Fuck eurotrashland ! God Bless the State of Israel !
Fuck Israel! Long live everyone else. Free Palestina!
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My boyfriend's 19 & has a lot of acne scars & some acne. What can he do?
First, he needs to treat the acne. Consulting with a dermatologist will help. Then, he can use Mederma, a gel that does wonders for scars. But be ware, it's very costly, about $15-$20 for a tiny tube which is about 0.5 oz. but it does work.
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If Gingrich can really give us $2.50 per gal. gas, would you vote for him?
I'd love to see how that big head, fat liar, serial groom, Narcissist is going to accomplish that.
And the answer to you question is NO! I wouldn't vote for that melon head if he paid me to take gas.
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Do you think America goes too easy on crime?
Sure, sure. The fact that the US holds the largest prison population in the world is sure proof of that.
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Do you think no one is either good or bad? That good and evil are equally in all of us?
No, quite the contrary. In fact, it has been proven that there are people who are born evil. And by "evil" I mean bad as I don't believe in all the theology hogwash that's associated to that word.
"Are You Good or Evil?"
http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/are-you-good-or-evil/
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Rush Limbaugh is a _______________?
drug addict and a douche bag.
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What do you pay for gas?
Nothing. I ride a horse.
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What is the best way to clean a plastic hair comb from its hair and grime
from between the forks of it?
With an old toothbruth and soap.
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Which Monty Python movie is your favorite?
The Holy Grail with Life of Brian in second.
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I currently feel as if im being watched... I feel as if it's a young boy, but he has a dark past- is there something wrong with me?
Considering the fact that there are cameras everywhere and that the government is evesdropping on the phone & spying on the internet, your feeling of being watched is not unreasonable at all.
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Should Iran make a pre-emptive strike against Israel to counter the very public threat of Israel to make a premptive strike against Iran?
Iran would never do that. If they haven't attacked anyone since 1857, they're unlikely to start now.
BTW, y'all should become acquainted with the truth of who's doing the threatening and terrorizing here. Hint: it's not Iran!
"Israel Inks Arms Deal with Azerbaijan"
http://www.democracynow.org/2012/2/27/headlines#4
Israel has signed a $1.6 billion arms deal with Azerbaijan. The deal...
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If you've read The Odyssey, what age were you when you read it? I had to read it in fifth grade and could not grasp it.
Junior High. Had no problems with it and rather enjoyed it.
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Please DONT introduce me to_____________?
Republicans.
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Has this site proven that there is such a thing as a stupid question?
Stupid you said?
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Briefly explain Milton Friedman’s Modern Quantity Theory of Money. How does it differ from Keynes’ Liquidity Preference Theory?
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Those of you who are pro-abortion, aren't you glad your mother wasn't? Or do you wish she had aborted you?
What an ignorant question! So, according to your closed mind, every person who is not pro-fetus aborts every single pregnancy, then? Priceless! For everything else, there's Right Wing ignorance!
With an intelligence as limited and challenged as that displayed by the right wing trolls on this site, it is no wonder that the country at large is in such trouble and turmoil. Imagine, if...
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If tommorow never comes what will you do today?
Get laid!
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pouvoir vous dit quelque chose très chaud et passionné à m'en français, je fais beaucoup apprécie : -)?
Look, ma! These pants make my ass look big.
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If you decide to transfer $1000 from your checking account to your saving account what impact will it have on M1 and M2?
First, that $1,000 would have to be moved from one of the big banksters to a local community bank or credit union. And we would all have to do it. Then, sit back and watch the banksters squirm between M1 and M2 while holding their psycopathic, greedy asses with both hands.
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Did you know that 3 of the 4 Republican Candidates' economic plans would add to the deficit?
3 of the 4? I'm shocked that actually one isn't adding to it.
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Do you think that Americans are a naive nation?
Naive? No. Stupid? Oh, yeah!
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Which of the Federal Reserve’s measures of the monetary aggregates— M1 or M2— is composed of the most liquid assets?
That would be the one The Bernank is leaning on to keep those printing presses hard at work 24/7.
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Why did it take till near the end of the movie The Sixth Sense for Bruce Willis to find out he was dead?
Would there have been much of movie if he had found out at the beginning?
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Do you think Americans fully understand why burning a Quran is not acceptable? Is the Quran just a book or is it to be respected?
American's can't even understand the fact that they're being raped, robed and ridiculed by the 1% at the top using tools like religion and politics, how can you expect them to understand anything else? They're all too ignorant yet arrogant to consider anyone or anything outside their little realm of American Idol and Dancing With The Stars. Their ignorance and hubris will be their downfall.
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Is the Republican party a party on the decline and will it be more difficult for them to win elections in the future?
They sure are in disarray and they seem to be committing Harakiri at an accelerated rate. Good riddance! The faster they kill themselves, the faster we can concentrate on fixing the damage they've done.
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what is something special that you can "cook" really well ?
Water
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What does cnn, cnbc, msnbc and fox stands for?
They all stand for the same thing: their corporate masters.
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In Rev 21:14 why didn't Jesus expand the number of apostles from 12 to 13 and thereby include Paul?
Actually, it was because he had just learned all about a baker's dozen in school and was fascinated by the concept of 13 being a dozen.
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Who was the first apostate?
The first prostate? Well, I believe that was Adam. Unless, of course, he had a sex change operation.
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Can you accept the fact that Politicians just outright lie and many people believe the lie...
Welcome to Amerika circa 2012.
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I like _______ at the drug store.
BIRTH CONTROL
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“militia,” “riot,” “body scanner,” and “nationalist” are included in the list of keywords the DHS is tasked with monitoring?
"The D.H.S. continues to monitor the Internet for criticism of the government..."
Continues? When did they stop?
* * *
Your patriotism is under surveillance for quality assurance purposes. And for your own protection, of course.
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How hard do you find it to say "no" ?
That would depend what it is that I'm saying 'no' to.
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Should parents spank their children otk and bare bottom
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Would it disturb you very much if, upon your death, your body were simply thrown into the woods and felt to rot? why?
Dead is dead. Once I'm dead, I couldn't care less.
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Shall we ________________?
play a game
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How old is your toothbrush?
Old enough to remember when gay meant happy and queer meant strange.
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What is something that you like that begins with "T" ?
Hmmm...what can I possibly like that begins with a T? Lemme see...thinking...thinking...thinking...
Damn, no! I can't come up with a thing.
Yours truly,
Twisted Taco
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What is the fastest way to get someone into bed? ;)
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Would it be offensive for Anne Frank to be posthumously converted to another religion?
Let's just say that if the Mormons did that, Israel would take a short cut thru Utah on its way to bomb Iran and drop a few nukes on them.
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If you knew someone making money but not reporting taxes would you turn them in?
Yes, I would but I seriously doubt that the IRS would hear me over the voice of their Wall Street corporate masters.
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When is a good time to lose my mind?
There s no time like the present.
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Does life constantly overwhelm you? Are you unable to make decisions, or if you do, are they usually bad decisions?
When life overwhelms me and I'm unable to make decisions, I just take two of these and I feel like new in the morning.
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Farts?
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(R)IN: Girl Scouts "sexualizes" young girls/promotes homosexuality/a tactical arm of Planned Parenthood. Agree/disagree Why?
It seems like the Republicans are engaged in a race to the bottom to see which one gets there first by being more batshit crazy. There is nothing too good, too sacred or too wholesome that those mofos won't attack for sport. What the hell has got into them? This stuff has got to end. And I'm afraid that it will end in the worst possible way too. They should study the French Revolution as a...
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What percentage of the working population have to be unemployed to keep wages low enough to keep the free market running?
25 million unemployed and counting. I think we're about to find out soon enough.
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What do you do when the future and the past collide in your head over and over and over?
Wear my seatbelt.
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If elected POTUS, will Santorum fight Satan? If so how will he do it?
Mr. Frothy Mixture has turned out to be quite the delusional nut. Who would have thunk it, eh? He's so plump and proper in that sweater vest, seven kids and all.
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According to Genesis 3:16, a woman's husband is supposed to rule over her. What are your thoughts on this?
Well, since I'm not a Republican, I have to disagree.
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Why are Catholics allowed to eat fish on Fridays during Lent? As far as I'm concerned if it was alive it's meat.
Cause Catholics are the biggest hypocrites on the face of the Earth. With the exception of collecting teething from the suckers, raping their altar boys and ruling over women's ovaries, there ain't much more than them Cathewlics can do.
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Has going to a job fair ever proven to be fruitful for anyone out there?
Nope. I find them to be a complete waste of time and a glorified scam.
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Are you glad your taxes not only paid $535 million to prop up a dying Solyndra, but also to fork over $370,000 in exec bonuses?
Oooh, my favorite topic! Banksters bonuses and other outrageous scams. How's this to shock some sense into you?
"New $600B Fed Stimulus Fuels Fears of US Currency War"
http://www.democracynow.org/2010/11/5/new_600b_fed_stimulus_fuels_fears
Oh, but I rather suspect that you won't be complaining about that, will ya?
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Are you glad your taxes not only paid $535 million to prop up a dying Solyndra, but also to fork over $370,000 in exec bonuses?
Are you also gonna complain because the banksters are using the settlement of foreclosure scam to bail themselves out again? Well...are you?
50-State, $25B Mortgage Settlement: Relief for Struggling Homeowners or Bailout for Big Banks?
http://www.democracynow.org/2012/2/10/50_state_25b_mortgage_settlement_relief
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Taibbi: Mortgage Fraud Settlement is More Like a Bailout Than...
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Are you glad your taxes not only paid $535 million to prop up a dying Solyndra, but also to fork over $370,000 in exec bonuses?
Hmmm...so, you complain about the bonuses of Solyndra execs but not peep about the billions your masters gave themselves in Wall Street from the bail out money they got as payment for crashing the economy, eh? We can accuse you of being a shill, a liar, a propagandist, vicious, a racist but we can't accuse you of being a hypocrite, can we?
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Whats y'' of x^4+y^4=3^4? I figured out y' = -(x^3)/(y^3).
42
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Beautiful middle eastern women drive me crazy with how hot they are. I want to have a passionate affair with one before I die. Any advice?
Knock yourself out.
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Which state has the most lighthouses?
I'd venture saying Florida. For obvious reasons.
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What are narrow people good for?
Squeezing thru small spaces.
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Do you think that the multi-media age of today has made America less educated?
Absolutely. The so-called media today is nothing but a brainwashing machine of sorts. If you want to see it at work, watch here. Warning, it will scare the crap outta you!
"The Century of the Self"
http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/the-century-of-the-self/
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what will u say when u die and are confronted w your maker?
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Who does an elected Sheriff answer to?
Does the word "elected" mean anything to you?
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If you found a cell phone and you did not know who it belongs to what would you do?
Look thru the stored numbers, call at least one person and see if you can track the owner thru them.
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So, if using birth control is wrong for women is using viagra wrong for me? What about vasectomies?
It all goes back to that crazy, sexist misogynist god of the Old Testament. Any woman that votes Republican should have her head examined and her tubes tied. Those rabid nuts are trying to send us back to The Dark Ages in one swoop.
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Should religion be a private matter or should delusional lunatics have to declare which cult they belong to before being allowed to vote?
Religion, like sex, should be a private matter between the individual and his/her deity and to be practiced at home and church not in public, not in the work place and most definitely not on anybody's face of down their throats.
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Do you remember 1981 ?
I remember 1984 better, mostly, because I'm living it right now.
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will you___________with me ?
shower
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missed my period n im almost two weeks late i smoked k3 which is almost like weed b4 is that why pluse im super emotional
Yep. You're pregnant. You'll eggs will hatch in the spring.
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How many "certifiably insane" people have you met in your life?
Including me?
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Do you think God is real?
Yes, yes, yes. God is as real as unicorns, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.
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Why do I keep hearing voices at night?
You forgot to take your meds again.
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Who rushes in to save the day?
McFatty
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Who rushes in to save the day?
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What compliment would you like to give someone?
Would you hold it against me if I told you that you have a great body?
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Is it possible to get a job?
Yes...in China!
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who is the actor coming off the plane in different outfits for a credit report company
Obama. Wall Street's favorite salesman.
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Who's you favourite fictional man?
Him. Old pix, still applies for 2012.
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Have you ever cuddled a Kangaroo
No, but I had a fight with one. And I won. He ended up on my table...and not as a guest either.
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I Havent Had My Period Since November 14,I Have Had Two Incidents Where I Have Bled 2-3Days But It Wasnt Like My Period. Am I Pregnant?
Congratulations! You're having twins.
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What makes your brain ache ¿
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Why can't Rush Limbaugh let us hear the voice of the person in his studio when he is having a discussion?
He's trying to talk louder than the voices screaming inside his head.
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How much is my vintage Diane Von Furstenberg golden watch with black face, quartz movement & a diamond chip in place of the 12 worth?
Hmmm...not sure. I can only tell you the price of my Don Von Furstenschtein silver watch with red face, no movement and a rhinestone chip in place of where the 12 used to be.
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Does anyone remember last year when the birds around the world were dropping dead out the sky? Does anyone know what caused this?
I don't think they ever disclosed it but chances are that it's due to the change in the Earth's polarity.
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If you have a day in which you feel nothing you do matters, what do you do with your time? Does the feeling pass? How?
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Why do I meet the weirdest people?
Ever look in the mirror see if you can find the answer there?
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My cat wants a date,do you have a cute cat?
Smartest pussy in the world.
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What protection is there against cell phone hackers?
Smith & Wesson insurance.
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Who thinks that some people on this site need a better grip on sarcasm? Funny stories to share?
People on this site are not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed, if ye know what I mean. It takes wit to grasp the subtleties of irony and that is something most of the lot lacks. Of course, learning how to read may help them a lot too.
And no! this is not sarcasm, I'm dead serious about it.
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What are these strange sounds being heard around the world
It was Ogo Pogo.
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Can I have one plunger please?
Here you go. I couldn't prey Grandma away from it thou. It's her favorite plunger.
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Do you live under the radar ¿
Nope. I live over it in a tree house.
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What do you think when you see AB members ask questions about themselves?
Always wonder if it's Newt Gingrich incognito.
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Do we mostly retain in our memories that which is important to us? And discard the rest?
Yes, there's a whole fascinating series on the human body on PBS which has one entire show (couple of hours) dedicated to the brain. That is one the things highlighted in the program, the process by which the brain discards all unneeded information and saves important data (long term memory). It's done at night while we sleep. If you find the show watch it, it's called The Amazing Human Body...
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Have you ever forgotten something then rememembered you forgot it but could not remember what it was
Uh...ah...oh...I forgot.
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how long do you think it's going to take the human race to realize that the monetary system does not work?
Till we poor people run out of it and the banksters find themselves buying and selling to each other while the rest of us barters. Then, they'll want in on the action and ditch the green.
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Have you suspected that when you stayed in a hotel, that you were being taped/watched when you had sex?
Nope. I make it a point never to stay at the Bates Motel.
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You notice a self-destructive behavior pattern in a friend who is clearly unaware of it.Would you point it out?
Nope. It would do absolutely no good. Ever convince or dissuade someone from doing or not doing something they're dead set on doing?
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Have you been tempted to do harm? Have you had friends be tempted to do harm? did you do it?Did they?Not much good in doing harm, is there?
Yes! Every time I see one of the Republican/Teabaggers, I'm very tempted to throw a shoe at them but I know it would be lost on them and lost and my shoe is worth much more than they are.
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How do I go to a college filled with a bunch of creeps, pedifiles and dumbasses?
Don't go to a Catholic college then. Try a state university.
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What do the markings on your tshirt mean?
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Yellow ______________
snow
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"Let's just say I was testing the bounds of reality.
If you want to test the bounds of reality, I suggest you join the Right Wing. That's what they do each and every single day. More times than not, they actually beat it.
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If you could change the name of your country, what would you call it?
The Kingdom of Moronika because it is populated and governed by morons.
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Could you survive in the wild, by yourself, for a month?
Yep.
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Why do my friends keep being suspended from Yahoo Answers?
Because Yahoo is run by the Soup Nazi and a whole lotta Yahoo Fundies who report everything they don't like, agree with or understand till they get you banned. It's a whorehouse over there.
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What herbs are safe to smoke- do they do anything interesting?
Just this one
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Guess who's ________
gonna take Aspirin as birth control
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what is the weirdest thing that happend to you in a public bathroom?
I was in DC once and this guy was trying to play footsie with me under the stall.
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Always________________?
wash your hands after your wipe.
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Have you been permanently suspended from yahoo answers?
Time and again. Somehow the squawking Fundies took offense to my views on their invisible sky daddy.
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Is the Republican Party too fractured and schizophrenic to win back the presidency?
Yep. In an apparent act of suicide, the Republican Party has jumped over the cliff. Again and again and again.
''Trying to get today's Republican to accept basic facts is like trying to get your dog to take a pill. You have to feed them the truth wrapped in a piece of baloney, hold their snout shut, and stroke their throats. And even then, just when you think they've swallowed it, they spit...
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Together we can ______________ ?
get fleas
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When you get the choice to___________or__________?
be or not to be
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What are some fun hobbies that you don't need two hands to do?
Masturbation.
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what have you spent most of your life doing? not counting sleep!
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who loves RON PAUL??
Not me. The politician I love has not been born yet. And I rather suspect that he/she will never be either.
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Does God know the number of hairs on your head?
Yes, he does. He doesn't seem to know that wars are raging, people are starving and dying by the scores, the Earth is going up in flames but he *does* make it a point to know the number of hairs on each and every single human beings head on the planet. He's neat that way.
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If I could do one favor for you right now, what would it be?
Make the Right Wing disappear.
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What is your favorite food from another country?
It's a tie between Japanes and Arabic food.
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I need a liberal to explain to me something. When you say tax brakes for companies that ship jobs overseas what tax brakes are those?
I'm no liberal but here are some links to articles that explain it in ample detail.
"What's the Deal On That Little Tax Break to Offshore Outsource your Job?"
http://www.economicpopulist.org/content/whats-deal-little-tax-break-offshore-outsource-your-job
"Does tax code send U.S. jobs offshore?"
http://www.usatoday.com/money/perfi/taxes/2008-03-20-corporate-tax-offshoring_N.htm
"Corporation...
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If i handed you $20 right now, what would you spend it on?
I'd buy a couple of bottles of Aspirin and donate them to Rick Santorum to see if that would make him shut up already.
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Instead of abolishing religious freedoms piecemeal, why doesn't Obama follow his communist ideology and just ban it all at once?
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Instead of abolishing religious freedoms piecemeal, why doesn't Obama follow his communist ideology and just ban it all at once?
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Instead of abolishing religious freedoms piecemeal, why doesn't Obama follow his communist ideology and just ban it all at once?
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Instead of abolishing religious freedoms piecemeal, why doesn't Obama follow his communist ideology and just ban it all at once?
Republicans...
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A Congressional committee to deny birth control meds/info access to women has no women on the committee! Since when do men get pregnant?
I suppose that's what Democracy circa 2012 is all about. This debacle about women's rights is leading more and more into a dystopian coup d'etat a la "The Handmaid's Tale." A story of the Republic of Gilead (the US?) being ruled by the an autocratic regime (the Christian Taliban?) which subjugates women and reduces them to the status of "Handmaids" or sexual slaves whose only reason detre is...
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My Mom just got a letter about Obama's 'healthcare' changes. Her medicare will have 211 changes !Its already hard enough .
Heeeeeeeey! WTF is your mother doing with an entitlement like Medicare? I say, yank her off that. There's no way in hell my hard-earned money will pay for such luxuries. She can get herself a job at WalMart just like the rest of us.
PS: I hope everyone is grasping and admiring the grand hypocrisy of one the right wing's best and most ardent supporters. End entitlements but hands off my...
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Government will take an other 100 Million out of the SS fund. Right?
After a decade of wars for oil and bail outs of Wall Street, I seriously doubt there's so much as a dirty penny in that SS fund.
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Should I wear a tin foil hat all the time to stop the U.S. government from infiltrating my thoughts?
Nope. All you have to do is turn off that damn teevee.
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What's the best thing that can be said about Newt Gingrich?
I'd love to be able to say that he's dead but, unfortunately, that hasn't happened yet.
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Santorum alienated almost every woman so it's unlikely (m)any will vote for him. Does he know women have the right to vote and do?
Nope. Somebody forgot to tell that ape that women are people too.
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Tea Party/Evangelicals. Who is winning right now? Why?
Is there a difference between the two? Anyway, whichever one wins, one thing is for sure, the rest of the nation loses.
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Can an American explain to me what GOP means?
Group Of Pedophiles
Grand Old Pricks
Greedy Old Pricks
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Are hardworking Republicans bitter because they can't get cushy jobs?
Hardworking Republicans? Since when do Republicans work?
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Problem for Democrats: You're too rich. Problem for Republicans: You're too lazy. Right?
The Democrats are the party of no ideas. The Republicans are the party of bad ideas. And together, they are the two heads of the same snake.
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How would Abraham Lincoln feel about today's Republican Party?
Ashamed
Appalled
Alarmed
Baffled
Scared
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Do Republicans believe that malfunctions in the brain could cause mental illness? Maybe even "depression"?
Republicans don't even know what the brain is. As far as they're concerned, it's a sex organ that must be neutralized...by placing Aspirin between your knees.
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Isn't a little odd of Obama to tout and praise a SC Boeing plant that he and his union goon buddies tried to shut down?
Considering that Boeing shut down their Seattle plant and laid off all of their workers in order to avoid paying them a decent living wage and to punish them for striking, you should be the last person bringing that little act of Capitalist chicanery and thuggery up. Shame doesn't even begin to describe what you are. It is hard to grasp how your hate for the guy is stronger than your love for...
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Isn't a little odd of Obama to tout and praise a SC Boeing plant that he and his union goon buddies tried to shut down?
So, Obama is now on the side of unions? Wow! How did that happen? Did a brick fall on his head? Or is that your rabid right wing racism and wishful thinking doing the bidding again?
Someone needs to leave the race thing aside and pay a bit more attention to the guy's actions just to see how he's batting for the right. Each and every single time.
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Winter seasonal gas prices are now the highest they have ever been. Hope and change?
Hope and change? NO! Speculators? Hell, yes!
PS: Speculators are your masters (including your gods of greed, the Kock brothes) so I understand why you won't dare acknowledge their role and attack the black guy instead, even if you don't realize that you and him are on the same side and worshiping the same masters.
"Are Speculators Responsible for Today's Higher Oil Prices?"
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It turns out we can't believe in the change, and Obama needs a new slogan for 2012. Got any suggestions for him?
I think somebody needs to watch this documentary so he can see how much the Obama he so hates has furthered his party's agenda more than the one in his combined 8 years did.
Go ahead, dare watch!
"Lifting The Veil"
http://metanoia-films.org/lifting-the-veil/
"Lifting the Veil is the long overdue film that powerfully, definitively, and finally exposes the deadly 21st century hypocrisy of...
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Are you campaigning for Obama?
Hell, no!
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Job tax cuts and unemployment insurance extended...no offset cuts to pay for it. So the Dems/GOP now agree on what's best for we? Happy?
Unemployment insurance wasn't extended, quite the contrary, they shortened it. Along with that, the Republiconazis were able to sneak in a little provision allowing the states to drug test applicants for unemployment. The noose is closing a tad more every time these clowns make a decision. Pretty soon, they'll be nothing left and we'll have no choice but to take matters into our own hands.
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Would you trust a president who believed in ghosts, telekinesis, or the Loch Ness Monster?
No, I never did trust Reagan. History proved me right.
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It's ten until 12 on a Sunday. Can I go buy beer now?
Isn't freedom free??
.
Nope. Freedom is not free, in fact, freedom is one of the most costly things on Earth. Besides, if you live anywhere where the Christian Taliban has a foothold, you can kiss freedom as you know it good bye. Particularly, the freedom to buy a beer when you want to.
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Would you be embarrassed to live in Kansas?
Embarrassed? Well, no. But ashamed? Oh, yes!
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If throwing gov't money makes "alternative fuels", why do we still use gasoline after 35 years + $600 bil. spent on the Dept of Energy?
Gashole
http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/gashole/
What caused America to go from being a leading exporter of oil to the world’s largest importer? What are the economic and sociological forces that have contributed to that change and impede its solution?
Gashole is an eye-opening documentary about the history of oil prices and sheds light on a secret that the big oil companies don’t want...
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If throwing gov't money makes "alternative fuels", why do we still use gasoline after 35 years + $600 bil. spent on the Dept of Energy?
It's all Obama's fault.
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Why limited government? Isn't government limited enough already because of lobbying power?
I think this question is better addressed by this full length documentary. A real eye opener for those on both sides of the political spectrum:
Lifting The Veil
http://metanoia-films.org/lifting-the-veil/
Barack Obama and the failure of Capitalist Democracy
"Lifting the Veil is the long overdue film that powerfully, definitively, and finally exposes the deadly 21st century hypocrisy of...
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Santorum wants federal law to ensure conservative profs hired by universities. Small government thought police anyone? Is this right?
There's that small government thang the right wingers are so fond of. Small enough to help no one except themselves.
"The worst thing I can say about Democracy is that it has tolerated the Right Honorable Gentleman for four and a half years." -- Aneurin Bevan
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Is the Real Problem Here (See Below) Abuse of Power?
Abuse of power in the US? Surely, you jest.
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Has anyone thought of overthrowing the U.S. government to have a better America?
Yes, the militias. Check out how well that has gone for them.
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Where did Mexican food originate?
I believe it was Russia.
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Why do liberals always believe government knows better?
Unlike Right Wing nutjobs who demand small government, except when it comes to a woman's vagina. And religion in government. And the thought police. And war. And "security." And the police state. And anything else they want imposed upon the rest of the country.
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Are Republican primary elections bought and payed for?
Republicans are the original whores of Babylon.
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Is America bought and payed for?
Yessir!
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PASS THE VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN ACT! PLEASE Sign the Petition!
All Right Wingers here. They'd only demand more violence against women.
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Have you been attenting Obama's $35800 per plate fundraisers so he can get reelection and protect you from those evil rich people?
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Are you on-board with Michele Obama's food police confiscating little kids' sack lunches and replacing them with her approved fare?
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Are you on-board with Michele Obama's food police confiscating little kids' sack lunches and replacing them with her approved fare?
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Why do we even NEED unemployment payment extensions in this 4th year of The Great Messianic Hope and Change, The ONE?
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Why do we even NEED unemployment payment extensions in this 4th year of The Great Messianic Hope and Change, The ONE?
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Why do we even NEED unemployment payment extensions in this 4th year of The Great Messianic Hope and Change, The ONE?
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Will you send me some powerful positive thoughts?
What thought could be more politically powerful than this one?
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Do you imagine a bleak future or a bright future?
We are all fucked. Fucked. Fucked. Fucked I tell you.
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What are your best words of enlightenment?
Fukitol.
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Do you fish the deep waters?
Nope. Only the shallow waters.
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Tell me WHY i keep checking 'answer bag'? LOL
I have no idea. Why do you keep checking answer bag?
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GMO foods: Crime against nature or blessing of technology?
Let's wait a while and see if people start breeding 3-eyed babies who glow in the dark after they've been eating the shit for a while.
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Church goers - Is there any part of the church service that you dislike, or wish was different somehow?
I wouldn't know. I've never been back to church since they stopped the virgin sacrifices.
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What name did Hitler give his cat?
Pussy Groebels
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Have you ever watched a good movie?
Nope. Not me.
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What would the neo-Nazis do if you call their idol a fag?
Take away your Social Security.
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Which was the better Monsanto creation, agent orange or GMO corn?
Agent Orange for sure. After all, it won America its war in Viet Nam.
Oh, no, wait...
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1-800-______
EAT SHIT
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What brand of polo mallet is your favorite?
This brand
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Is there anyway to lighten skin tone? No Micheal Jackson jokes as I don't want to get vitiligo or any other skin disease.
Spray paint.
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Any one of you has ever experienced OBE? Share your experience. I will read it. I promise. No matter how long you write.
Yes, Obe One Kanobi
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Is "going to night school at a community college" a desperate hope for people grasping onto the American Dream?
The American Dream...muuuaaaa haaaa...
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What did a tea party look like in 1865?
Most certainly not like this:
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Where am I writing this from .. operating a commercial Boeing airplane .. Driving a car .. In a boat, fishing .. underground in Paris
Mental institution. You tipped us off on the other question.
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Have you been attenting Obama's $35800 per plate fundraisers so he can get reelection and protect you from those evil rich people?
Nope. I've been busy attending the Republicans' $59,999 per plate fundraisers so they can get elected and finish f***ing us all up, destroying the country and turning whatever little is left to the evil people. There's so little to go that another 4 years is all they need to get us back to The Dark Ages.
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Which celebrity HAIR CUT would you like to have.?
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Does anyone know a dumbass that got into an ivy league shool or equivalent?
Yep. Him.
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What is your pet's name?
My dog Jesus.
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Some people think I'm perverted just because I _________________________.
make no sense.
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I am selling virginity. How many do you want?
Sell it to the right wingers wholesale. You'll become a millionaire overnight. Then, you can sell them the Aspirin to put between their knees so they don't get pregnant.
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Which is your favourite phase of the Moon?
The dark side. I hear they have cookies there.
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What church do you go too ?
The Church of the Spanking Monkey which meets in the back porch for drinks every day at 5
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I could be writing this from a mental institution when I am "sane" while being heavily medicated. What do you think about that?
Well, that explains a lot.
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Was there a conscious decision by the USA to allow Nazi companies like Volkswagen (which made buzz bombs in WW2), to continue business?
This is an odd question. First, it assumes that the US is, somehow, the boss of the world that can tell other countries what to do or not do. But the worst part is assuming that the US, the biggest terrorist on the face of the planet somehow has the moral down to impose restrictions on other sovereign nations.
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How Do I Kill My Brain Cells?
Listen to Rush Limbaugh and watch FAUX NOOSE - at the same time - for 24 hours. After that, you'll be brain dead. Guatanteed!
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When shall Humanity EVER run out of poop?!
When all of the Right Wingers kill themselves.
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What is the significance of sex in Orwell's 1984?
Humanity. Sex was the only thing that was spontaneous, natural and human in a setting where nothing made sense in an upsidedown down where even the mere sense of thinking was regulated.
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you ever notice "sheep" make a variety of sounds to communicate ? Ever observed a flock ?
Sheep everywhere. The scariest ones are the ones repeating the noises coming out of FAUX.
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Does this still apply today?
"The youth is the hope of the fatherland."
Well, being that the US has turned into Germany circa 1930s and that the youth as the cannon fodder for the wars for oil, I'd say it's true.
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Where can I buy a baby Giraffe?
WalMart.
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Let me tell you about___________?
Republican birth control. They believe Aspirin and Viagra are the best contraceptives in the world.
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Are you an Old Hippie?
Nope. I'm a young hippie.
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What kind of tornadoes do you like? Smoke, water, or fire?
Blonde ones. I love blonde tornadoes!
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How cool is Flo-Rida ?
Don't you mean Florid-duh?
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Do you still go for Friday afternoon drinks even if you dont have a job
The Church of the Back Porch is always open for drinks at 5:00
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What do you think about the Mormon Church baptizing dead Jewish people into Mormonism?
I guess they're running out of live one to convert so now they have to turn to Zombies. Soon enough, they'll be converting Jesus himself. The Zionists should send them a flock of settlers to get even.
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How upset/happy would you be if you became pregnant like the Virgin Mary did?
Just think what the Republicans would do to the Virgin Mary today. ha!
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What book of the Bible is the first one where God mentions: "I will be his father, and he will be my son"?
Wasn't that in Harry Potter?
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If Jesus called you, what would you say?
Hello? Is this a telemarketer?
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Did Jesus ever say that mankind must worship God?
Share your answer...
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Can the Holy Spirit deliver miracles even today?
Thanks to Federal Express, today more than ever.
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what is zero
The number before one.
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How come we seldom see the words "Christian terrorists" ?
Simple, the US has been hijacked by the ChristoZionists and the media panders to them. The goal is to invade the entire Middle East, therefore, only "they" are the terrorists, never the ones here bombing abortion clinics, MLK parades, running airplanes into IRS buildings while the other terrorists cause havoc in the Middle East by bombing the civilian populations of entire countries with white...
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Do drugs in prison mean we're losing the war?
We're losing the war. Ha ha ha! Tell me how many wars has the US won since 1948 - real or imagined?
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If you were leeching $450,000 "global warming research grants", would you be hysterically defensive of the entire global warming hoax?
Are you referring to the pseudo-scientists who have been taking kickbacks from EXXON to deny global warming? Remember, just because you deny, it's not gonna make it go away.
Oil firms fund climate change 'denial'
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2005/jan/27/environment.science
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Royal Society tells Exxon: stop funding climate change denial
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GOP says this kind of economy is not a good time to raise taxes. When is a good time? Good times/bad times don't they always fight taxes?
They only fight taxes when it's their masters' and their own that are being raised. When it comes to raising them on the working class - and taking that which we have worked hard for all our lives - then, they'll give away the house.
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The GOP has agreed to extend the tax cuts without asking for a quid pro quo. They're all RINO's right? Who paid them off?
Apparently, they had an epiphany. Or maybe, they wanted to sneak in that little caveat that allows the states to do drug testing on people applying/collecting unemployment. If left to their devices, Nazi Germany will look like paradise compared to what these demons are planning for Amerika.
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Libs: Why do you go into a hysterical name-calling fit when someone suggests you express a simple "thank you" for your "entitlements"?
Because they're trying to imitate you right wing whackadoodles. Finally, the left has realized that the best way to beat you is by playing your own game.
BTW, what "entitlements" are we talking about? Those bestowed upon Wall Street by any chance? Or your own welfare? Shall I remind you that CONservatives happen to be the largest recipients of "entitlements" - The likes of you hate...
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If ya can't beat 'em join even though you still plan to destroy 'em! That's Obama's rationale regarding Super Pacs. Do you buy it? Why?
Obama is just like Romney only less rubbery like.
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Which is your higher priority? To preserve the great USA and its constitutional traditions? Or to obey B. Hussein Soetoro Obama?
My highest priority is to ban religion and throw the so called Religious Right in jail just like Castro did in Cuba. That's about the only way this world has a chance of making it. For as long as you mad cows rule the pen, we'll always bee affected by your brand of mad cow disease and under attack from your ignorance.
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Do you agree with this Principals Assn. spokeswoman that only educrats, and not parents, know what's best for the children?
You should wholeheartedly agree with that (provided you had a heart that is). That's the very thing y'all Right Wing whackadoodles pander and like to shove down other people's throats, whether they like it or not.
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Why are so many raving about illegal immigrants when we ourselves are illegal immigrants?
One of the things the Right Wing does well is identify an enemy and go for the kill. While the sheep waste their energy on that, their leaders sodomize them from behind. Hitler did the same thing with the jews in Nazi Germany.
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whos afraid of RON PAUL?
http://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/politics/10882-maine-caucus-results-look-even-fishier
I am. But like the god entity, I think I'm actually more scared of his followers than I am of the guy. Luckily, this is the end of the road for him.
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Do we still have a democracy in America?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw-aG6Ce4IU
Nope. First, this was never a democracy but a Republic and even that is long gone. Today, we've a theocracy, plutocracy, kleptocracy, corporatism, fascism and, of course, we've always been imperialist. So, take your pick!
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The Dow is approaching 13,000 - a level not seen since 2007. Load bearing, tax paying Americans LOVE it. Ain't Obama grand?
The high rollers are at it again in the Wall Street Casino and whorehouse.
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I think Santorum is far more alarming than he is charming. Not very likable. Whom is he playing to? Not we the people. Whom?
They're all alarming. Each is wackier, dumber, more fanatical and extremist than the next. This is Nazi Germany waiting to happen all over again.
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Does an atheist encourage atheism or would just prefer that religious people ease up a bit on the concept of blind faith a little?
I'm sick and tired of the Christian Taliban shoving their shit down my throat at the point of a sword.
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whats a good excuse to be a bad influence
The devil made me do it.
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What have your parents done that made you extremely proud of them?
Give birth to me.
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Oh!,My dog has been using my answerbag account,How come you guys didn't find she was using it?:-)
Because there was no discernible difference between the writing style.
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If suicide bombers cavort with prostitutes, does that ruin their shot at getting virgins after they're dead?
Share your answer...
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Jealousy/envy is most unattractive. It transforms humans into shrikes. Why is jealousy/envy such a source of anger/hostility/rage/attack?
"Three sparks—pride, envy, and avarice—have been kindled in all hearts." ~ Dante Alighieri, Inferno, VI
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Were you aware that intelligent people have been shown to have more copper and zinc in their hair?
Oh, lord! Won't be long now before the US starts invading people's heads to steal the cooper and zinc in their hair.
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Why is it that the term 'Honest Politician' just does not ring true ??
Because it's an oxymoron, that's why. Those two words do not belong next to each other on in the same sentence unless there is a NO in front of it.
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Looking for a movie title..maybe Italian? A man in his 30s or mid-30s robs an old lady, ends up killing her with an axe..(1970-1985?)
Dude, that only described about 75 to 80% of all the movies in the US today.
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contemporary education, how do you feel about it? what would you change about it?
"Contemporary education" a politically-correct term for re-education camps.
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Just what is American "cheese" anyway?
Some concoction which is is neither cheese nor American, most likely to make your intestines explode when you eat it.
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It is true that right wingers believe the banks were FORCED to make BAD loans to deadbeats, because of the Community Reinvestment Act?
Yep. True and tried. They all seem to have forgotten their idol (you know the chimp-like one whose name shall not be mentioned for fear of offending their delicate sensibilities) being the salesman extraordinaire for Wall Street and telling people that it was "American" to get in debt and buy houses and such. And no! they have not idea what the Community Reinvestment Act is. They blame it...
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What could go wrong with a satellite dish receiver that you have to get a new one?
If it explodes.
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What should you not do with bacon grease?
Rub it all over your naked body while you're being chased by a pack of hungry wolves.
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What do you know you have the legal right to do? Why?
Nothing. These days, nobody has the legal right to anything anymore.
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Is it legal to have guns in Mexico?
Yes, but only those sold by the US Department of Justice or the Drug Enforcement Agency.
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how long should it take for a dog wound to heal
A while because they continue to lick the wound and won't allow it to heal. You should put one of those lampshades around his neck so he can't get to it and the wound can heal faster.
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Anyone mind if I go around converting dead Mormons to my Satanic baby eating cult? Its for their own good.
Why wait till they're dead, mate? It's more fun when they're still alive and plaguing this world.
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I'm in need for a BlowJob
Well, you can borrow my shopvac.
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Many people asked when we're invading Iran during the last Iraq war. Should the US stop stalling and get the bombers rolling already?
Sure. Giddy up. Time is a wasting. The sooner you invade them, the faster they'll retaliate against Israel and the faster the US will collapse.
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Ever yearned for somthing you have'nt got and not knowing what it is?
Freedom.
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Do you have any issues with motorcyclists?
Only the ones who use sticky bombs on scientists' cars.
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I feel lost,Don't have any idea what to do with my life, ,any suggestions?
You can do any or all of the above:
1. Get a job
2. Jump off a high building
3. Smoke a joint
4. Become a monk
5. Join a traveling circus
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if an illegal search takes place do you think the evidence found in the search should be admissible in the court of law?
You are sooooooooo last decade. Don't you know that we don't have to grapple with such questions in the US anymore? These days, the authorities will set you up, entrap you, plant the stuff on you and there isn't a judge much less a jury that would even notice. Lawlessness is the order of the day in the US circa 2012.
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What comes to mind when you hear New Jersey,Queens NY? For me when I hear New Jersey I think pasta.
I think of that Pillsbury Dough Boy named Chris Christy.
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When do investigations scare you? Why?
When they involve an FBI agent with a plastic bomb looking for a patsy to frame.
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Is it true that right wingers don't believe the founding fathers owned slaves?
They only believe that which FAUX NOOSE tells them to.
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80% of people on the internet _____________ .
are being spied on.
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Favorite country other than your own?
Right now, any country but the US.
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Free______________?
Bradley Manning
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Should "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" be reinstated? Will allowing homosexuals to serve openly in the military cripple the militant's morale?
The military have morale? I would have thought that between killing women and children, raping the women in the military and going postal, there was no time for anything else.
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Can an argument be made that a direct ripple effect from occupying Saudi Arabia and the gulf war on Iraq was 911?
The ripple effect goes a little deeper and further back than that. Look here and maybe you'll understand why. Notice that this particular little history lesson stops in 2002, how many more of them has the US has invaded, attacked, droned, occupied, overthrown, given weapons to, messed with since then?
"A Brief History of US Interventions in the Middle East 1949-2002"
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Terrorism: "Why do they hate us?"
Maybe because of this?
"A Brief History of US Interventions in the Middle East 1949-2002"
http://www.lossless-audio.com/usa/index0.php?page=476154763.htm
Perhaps what they hate is our own terrorism.
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Greece will accept eternal dept to the european countries or accepts bankruptcy?
They don't have a choice in the matter. That choice was made for them and the rest of the countries of the world a long, long time ago. Thru debt they shall rule.
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Any predictions as to what obama's October surprise will be to try to win the election?
More lies, what else? He sure doesn't need another false flag, even if he pulled the Osama bin Laden card a tad too early.
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Greece's "entitled" people are setting fires over their "entitlement" cuts. Is that what's in store from our democrats someday?
Greece's people have been screwed royally by their entitled politicians and the banksters. Just you wait and see till it happens in the US. I'd love to see what you're gonna do when China recalls its debt and the likes of you have to pull rigshaws full of Chinese tourists for 25 cents in order to have a bite of food to eat. The rest of the world will rather enjoy that.
Oh, coincidentally,...
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Is the U.S. going to bomb Iran soon since we are allied with Israel?
Nothing the US of Israel would like more but that's not going to be as easy a feat as was Iraq, in every respect.
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Should it cost 3billion to stay out of iraq?
It costs 3 BILLION to stay in Israel. USA out of Israel now!
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Obama withdrawed all forces from Iraq,Wasn't that stupid?If we're going to attack Iran,Didn't we need those military camps and troops?
Ditchya ever? I can't think of anything more stupid than ending a war that the US has already lost. Particularly, when they could continue beating that dead horse for another 10 years or until the Empire collapses (which will be soon, thank Ford).
BTW, if you truly swallowed that whole pitcher of Kool Aid, I have some sobering and reassuring news for ya: there's still an embassy left in...
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Romney said recently that 95% of Americans were middle class, therefore we can assume 5% are very rich or very poor, what is your estimate?
To Romney, a billionaire himself, anyone who makes 2 bucks an hour qualifies as "middle class." That's what cognitive dissonance looks like and sounds like.
If you want to see how well off Romney's America is, watch this and lemme say that if he gets the reins, by the time he's done, the average American will be on the streets with an old can begging for money. The question is who's gonna...
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Is it really worth trampling upon The Constitution to prop up the régime of B. Hussein Soetoro Obama?
Why don't you tell us since it is your ilk that has made toilet paper out of the Constitution (remember George Bush's famous "it's a goddamn piece of paper"?) - Trampling on people's Constitutional rights is a way of like for the likes of you but now, all of a sudden, when it's inconvenient or don't like it, you go holding it like a torch.
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Why are those who criticize safety nets (SS, Medicare, welfare, etc.) are the ones who depend on them the most?
Right wingers being right wingers. It's the keep your Socialist hands off my welfare/medicare/SS mentality. And I see them flocking to this question like moths to a light to explain their hypocritical behavior.
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Anyone still out there who seriously takes politics seriously any longer? Why?
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Unrelenting cold snap over Europe freezes more rivers and has left 600 dead. Al Gore? Global warming?
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Republicans to give your boss "moral" control of your insurance to do away with bits they don't like Is this good Agree/Disagree Why?
Republicans with morals.
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"Iran and US Navy Facing Off in Gulf". Right now. 12:06 pm pacific coast time 2/14/2012. So whose your money on this time and why?
I'm on Iran's PressTV right now and there is nothing. Are you sure you're not being punned by a psyop?
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Do you think that there should mandatory drug testing for recording artists? This is just a thought foillowing Whitney Houston's death
Absolutely! They should also test in Congress and Wall Street. If they can subject the poorest of the poor to it, they should follow the same suit.
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What is the best way to get rid of something that is plaguing you?
Depends on what it is. Crabs? Lice? Bedbugs? Fleas? Roaches? Rats?
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What is it with the explosion of black people on TV commercials and magazine advertising since Obama became president?
Does that bother you? Would you rather that black people continue being invisible so as not offend your delicate white supremacist sensibilities?
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I have to go to _____________?
the John
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Has anyone else noticed plants flowering early this year?
Yep. Birds are all confused too coming back from migration early. But, of course, there's no global warming or anything.
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Romania, in the south of Europe, buried under 15' (4.5m) of snow. Al Gore? Global warming?
Look ma! I'm in Kindergarten. I think that if it snows, there can't be any global warming because snow = cold.
We Right Wingz is soooo smartz.
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Does anyone know where I could buy (online) a USB cable for my DXG model 568 camera?
Not sure if they would have it but circuitcity.com. They have a lot of good electronic stuff at great prices.
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What makes Arabs (especially Iranians) think that THEY should have the right to modern technology?
Not a very racist question, eh? Are you always this Islamophobe and intolerant or are you worse at times?
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Why Do Male Dogs Sniff And Lick The Female Dog's Private Part Before Mating?
Because he wants her to be clean. Duh!
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There seems to be a lot of Athiests on this site that seem to be angry or judgemental with their
answers. Do you really feel superior?
Maybe that's because the Atheists are sick and tired of judgmental, smug, pseudo Jesus freaks like you proselytizing, judging them and insulting them.
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Chicago: The most corrupt city in the nation. What else would you expect from the place that gave rise to Obama?
Geez, and here I was thinking that it had something to do with that Israel Firster known as Rahm Emmanuel. But I rather suspect that you don't have the balls to criticize him, do you?
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What do you expect to happen on December 21, 2012?
The winter solstice.
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Love lies in _____________ ?
dead in a ditch.
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Is it really worth putting this country $17,000 deeper in debt for every person per year in order to support Obama's runaway spending?
Remind me again, what exactly did you do to stop Bush's runaway spending again? Remember, 2 wars, bail outs to companies like McDonald's, Harley Davidson & even foreign companies like Toyota since 2006?
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Why do some automated systems not have an option to connect to a live representative after the store has closed?
Because the store is closed. Duh!
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part of 19000 invested and gained 12% profit, rest in stock with 5% loss, total profit 1940....what amount with each percent?
42.
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Is the IRS website "where's my refund" working this year? I filed on the 8th and not even in the system!
Dunno about that but I had to call them today and there's a prompt for finding out the status of claim/refund.
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If God has control over the universe, what does Supergod have control over?
God. Duh!
See, the god pyramid goes like this: Mini god, god, super god, super duper god, extreme god, ultimate god, etc.
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Does it make you uneasy when a cop is driving behind you?
Nope. I torture the crap outta them by driving the entire way at 5 mph under the speed limit. Ever seen a cop stuck in a one-lane road behind someone who's going at 20 mph in a 25 mph zone? Ha ha ha!
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What do you mock the most? Why?
Republicans. This would be why:
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I need to write a trend analysis for college and I cant come up with an idea. 8-10 pages, and research able. Please help??
Try the trend of growing extremism in the US over the past 30 years.
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what does merp mean from the jersey shore
Prem spelled backwards.
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Why are you teasing my cat?
Because I like to play with pussies.
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What is God's full name?
Bob D. Godster, "god" for short.
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Just 1 year in office, Republican Michigan Gov Rick Snyder turns a 1.5 billion deficit into a $130 million surplus. Why can't Obama?
What did he do? Steal it? Take it from grandma and grandpa? Close down the public school system? Charge taxes to the inmates? Force single women to prostitute themselves and give him the money? Impose slave labor on unemployed people?
Coincidentally, one-trick pony, you do realize that means absolutely squat, right? Once in a blue-moon there is actually a Republican who shocks the hell...
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Do you think the reason Obama hates religion is that he hates competition for the ocean-shrinking planet-healing god he claims to be?
Obama hates religion? Seriously? But I thought he was a Muslim? Or have you whackdoodles changed your mind about that one?
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can a live in girlfriend be claimed as a dependant on my tax return,she has no job
Yes, you can but only if she doesn't claim herself in her own income taxes. You'll have to provide her SS at the time you file and you'd have to live together.
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What is your favorite Weapon? Be Specific.
My brain.
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What word would you remove from the dictionary never to be used again? I pick "stupid"
Terrorist.
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If crime drops incredibly low in a jurisdiction, what would cops get to do with their free time?
They would probably find something like...hmmm...say pot and declare a war on it. That ought to give them plenty of fodder to go around.
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Do you believe Fox network has a one sided point of view? And do you believe everything they report without question?
FAUX NOOSE one sided? NOOOOOOOOOOOO! That's preposterous! And, of course, I believe everything they tell me from Obama being a Kenyan to Obama being a Socialist/Communist/Fascist.
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Republicans believe in killing (prisoners) Democrats believe in killing (unborn babies), is there a party that doesn't like killing?
Whoever told you that Democrats believe in killing unborn babies lied to you. Neeeeeext?
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I get the feeling that the best ally Obama has in order to win the election is the bunch of poor Republican candidates. Do you agree?
Sad but true. The guy doesn't even have to try, he'll win by default. What a bunch of clowns those Republicans are!
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If Obama were an ice cream flavor which would he be, something fruity or nutty? Or both?
More like one of those vanilla chocolate swirls.
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How come Demons think that they will inherit the earth, if they exterminate (WE) the faithful believers in Jesus Christ? Why?
I have no idea but the last time I had a conversation with a demon over beer and some nachos, he told me that they had no intention whatsoever of exterminating ye the faithful. He assured that you were doing a fine job of exterminating yourselves without his help and that of his friends.
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I live in PA and work in NJ my W-2 have two amounts in box 17 state income tax. one has a code next to it 2nd don't SHOULD I add together?
Not sure what exactly it is that you're saying/asking but...if you live in PA and work in NJ that means that you have to file an income tax return in both states.
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Roseanne Barr running 4 president?
Ford help us all!
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Are you a battleship invading the bay of success?
Whaaaaaaaaaaat? No stupid questions about Obama? Has that well of hatred dried up already? So soon? Aaaaaaaawe...as I was just beginning to enjoy sticking it to you.
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Why are obama supporters so cult like in their loyalty to him?
They're called Obamabots. It takes all kinds. Ever notice the cult of the Obama Haters? Now...that's the one that scares the beegeezers outta me! The others are just...well, dazed and confused. And, thankfully, they don't carry guns unlike the characters on the opposite side.
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I Believe in God and Jesus,but I am on the Shrinking religious left,why is the Largest group of christians on the hateful Religious Right?
Their love for humanity and their righteousness pushes them all the way to the right. They're trying very hard to be like Jesus.
BTW, anybody notice that the so-called "religious right" is neither?
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Does obama think you are stupid? The catholic church buys insurance. So aren't they still buying birth control?
Oh, and btw, Obama *knows* that *you* are stupid. So does anyone else who has the misfortune of crossing your path. He doesn't have to go thru elaborate schemes to prove it. There are certain things like ignorance and racism that can't be hidden, no matter how much you try...not that you're trying hard.
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Does obama think you are stupid? The catholic church buys insurance. So aren't they still buying birth control?
The little woman gets stupid-er by the question. Just like some her heroes. And just what the joint needed, another fanatical right winger on a crusade to prove that because the guy in the White House is black, he's a Communist, Fascist, Muslim, Socialist.
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Should Rick Perry just keep his big Texan mouth shut? He lost. Give it up and go pray to Jesus.
Republicans are like cats, they have 7 lives.
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Did you think Romney looked as out of place at CPAC 2012 as a conservative working at a McDonald's in the ghetto?
If Romney were any more phoney and plastic, he'd be confused for one of those yard decorations cut out of plywood.
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Greece is about to go under from enormous debt. What would be the result if the 10 richest people in the World just gave Greece $15 Billion?
Better yet, think of what the result would be if the banksters took their stinking paws off Greece.
Reading the knee jerks here makes me anticipate the day when China finally decides to collect what the US owes them. he he he...
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Whats weaker,Obama the "man" or what Obama stands for ?
The clueless Teabaggers that criticize him and the reasons they give why. And this coming from someone who dislikes the guy very much...but for all the right reasons unlike you.
I dare you to tell me what it is that the guy is doing wrong without using the words: Kenyan, Communist, Socialist, Fascist or Muslim.
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Did Romney have on his magic underwear while giving his speech at CPAC 2012?
There are two things Romney doesn't leave home without: his magic underwear and his American Express card.
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Instead of abolishing religious freedoms piecemeal, why doesn't Obama follow his communist ideology and just ban it all at once?
Abolishing religious freedoms piecemeal? Waaa haaa... WTF did you get that gem from? And, btw, has anyone told you yet that the First Amendment not only protects freedom of religion but also freedom FROM religion?
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Are you surprised 13 states are seeking approval to issue their own currency because they are worried about the dollar?
Tennessee, South Carolina, Georgia...why are Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, Missouri, West Virginia, Kentucky, Arkansas, Kansas and the rest of the ignorant, backwards, cesessionist, fundamentalist, superstitious, irrational, bigoted, racist , sexist voodoo-clad states not joining in?
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Was iraq building WMD's?
Weapons of Mass Distraction that is.
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US invaded Iraq 1st because of a link to Al Qaeda which didn't pan out and then WMDs that didn't exist. What was the third excuse again?
Al CIAduh, the gift that keeps on giving. The excuse for the Neo Crusades. The way to never-ending war. When they CIA created Al Qaeda, they could have never - in a million years - dreamed what a success that little brainstorm would be.
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Why do Americans boast of "freedom" in the US, when there are many other countries just as "free" or even "freer"?
Today, there are many other countries which are more free than the US. This country is nothing but a giant jail, a lunatic asylum of sorts, a police state. Fascism has at last come to America, as predicted by Sinclair Lewis, wrapped in the flag and bearing a cross.
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Finally, Union members are starting to protest millions of their dues spent on political purposes they have no say in.
Bullshit! You couldn't be a bigger liar and propagandist if you tried. Disgusting! Those are not union members, they happen to be paid actors - you know, the kind you idiots love so much? - In fact, the one supposed "mechanic" complaining about union dues happen to be the producer of the commercial himself. Not only is he a deceiver but also a crook. Just the way the idiots in the right...
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Don't we need a U.S. president who is popular outside of the United States?
We need a US president who is popular INSIDE the United States!
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Who is the most dangerous 2012 presidential candidate in the United States? Santorum? He doesn't like gays and he wants to bomb Iran.
The sad thing is that all 4 candidates are equally dangerous. As for bombing Iran, they all want to do that and the one in the throne right now is the most likely to succeed. Having said that, if the Newtered takes the rein, the White House will be moved to Tel Aviv, without a doubt.
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What do you guys think of the DNC convention? Pretty fancy.
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What do you guys think of the DNC convention? Pretty fancy.
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What do you guys think of the DNC convention? Pretty fancy.
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What do you guys think of the DNC convention? Pretty fancy.
But nothing compared with the $10 MILLION that have bought Newt. Or the others whores in the Republican party.
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Do you want to know who pays for political attack ads from anonymous PAC's?
The Kock brothers, Adelman and other scum like that. Who else?
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NH Republicans propose bill to eliminate workers lunch breaks: businesses will be shamed into allowing people to eat. Agree/disagree Why?
Businesses don't have to be shamed into anything. They are doing just fine exploiting the working class and turning the work place into nothing more than a plantation.
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Is Obama the government dependency president?
Nope. Bush was. Not only was he bailing out the rich (including foreign companies) with the people's money since 2006 but he also started two wars for oil. Now, if that's not a "dependency president" (and I use the word "president loosely) I dunno what is!
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CPAC supporter of Newt&Romney feature White Nationalist Peter Brimelow. Do you support this speaker? Would you appear with him on stage?
No answers. They're all sanding in line to get tickets to the show.
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Are US politicians getting dumber? Republican Congressman thought parody article from The Onion on Planned Parenthood was real
The entire political system is corrupt, prostituted and as dumb as a box of rocks in the desert sun. And to think that it was this little gem that made dumb a fashionable thing:
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At the rate Obama's darling taxpayer-financed "green" companies are cratering, aren't you glad he's not picking your retirement stocks?
Sooooooooo...one trick pony, you should be elated by the today's news that...gasp! Obama has approved the construction of more nuclear plants with tax payers money. Your favorite kind of thing! I bet you're masturbating right now thinking that the Socialist/Muslim/Communist/Kenyan/Fascist Obama will kill two birds with one stone, blow up the country and the public coffers just like a good...
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How soon do you expect Obama-lauded taxpayer-financed SunPower to crater just like Solyndra and leave taxpayers out $1.2 billion?
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Politics is an obscenity. Billions of dollars are used to destroy/buy people rather than save lives. Aren't you proud of your party?
In case you wonder why I don't have a party... The entire country is a damn whorehouse.
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what are some good indications that absolute separation of religion and government was not intended in the first amendment?
That whole " Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances" thing threw me in for a loop. For a minute there, I almost thought it called for the absolute separation of...
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Gen John Allen: 60 minutes interview: "We're actually going to be here (in Afghanistan) for a long time." Your opinions ?
Ha ha ha! Yeah, the USSR said the same thing. And the British Empire two...three times for that matter. And even Gingas Khan. And guess what? They all went to Afghanistan to die. The USan Empire is no different. There's no doubt that the warmongers and plutocrats who are running this country into the ground think think that they're going to make a permanent colony out of Afghanistan;...
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Do any 99%ers support the 1%ers? How? How can anyone support his/her abuser? Masochism?
The entire Right Wing nutjobs absolute adore their corporate masters. Of course, they've duped themselves into believing that, somehow, they're not part of the 99%. Ha ha ha! As if their masters would allow them in their exclusive 1% Club.
We are the 99%! Occupy, occupy, occupy everything!
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What is the difference between terrorists and patriots?
Bush, Cheney, Rove, Obama, Hillary Clinton, Wall Street, US Congress, the Right Wing = Terrorists
OWS Protesters = Patriots
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What is the difference between a terrorist and an enemy combatant?
Enemy combatant: a two-word term that has allowed the government of the US to trample the Constitution, torture and assassinate even its own citizens and turn the country into a giant prison.
Terrorists: the ones who have used the term "enemy combatant" to trample the Constitution, torture and assassinate even its own citizens and turn the country into a giant prison.
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It's not enough just to be alleged to be a terrorist That's part of what due process is deciding are you a terrorist? Agree/disagree Why
Due process? Who? Where?
Remember that illustrious lover of freedom and democracy who declared the Constitution a "goddamn piece of paper"? How about the Nobel Peace Prize Laureate who is using it as toilet paper? That's nothing more than an illusion and one that was dispensed with long, long ago.
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Sooooo... The TSA is... the Terrorist Surrogate Agency?
The TSA, the sexual-molesting arm of the Amerikan Gestapo.
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Why is it that even Muslims who aren't terrorists themselves, appreciate terrorists the same way an American would appreciate the Army or
What a load of crap this question is! Bigotry, propaganda, lies and brainwashing, all topped with a generous dose of American Exceptionalism™.
The fact that some wear uniforms and commit state-sponsored terrorism doesn't make them any more honorable or any more just or right. One man's soldier is another man's terrorist.
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Would you like to drop a terrorist out of an aeroplane without a parachute?
Nothing I'd love more! I'd start with these three.
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Magnet bombs?
You'll have to talk to Israel about those. They have a corner on the market in that particular area of terrorism.
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How widespread is government (or other) surveillance in the United States by means of hacked webcams and microphones?
You do realize that they don't have to hack, right? They have implemented all the laws possible (when they even cared to be bothered) in order to ensure that everything from opening your mail to tapping your phones and monitoring your e-mail are legal. You may as well forget it, "1984" had nothing on what the USG has turned this country into.
No Place to Hide: Award-Winning Journalist Robert...
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Turkish Cabinet: How many Al Qaeda militants there?
I thought that the almighty US Empire had killed all of the Al CIAduh militants. At least, that's what they keep telling us every time they drone 8 or 10 women and children.
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Will bin Laden be an exhibit / part of the tour on the air-conditioned tour of Hell?
Lemme who I would love to see on my air-conditioned tour of hell. Him! And, yes, this is the real terrorist.
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While we diddle about with our puny partisan political drama real drama is occuring. Iran or North Korea..whose nuclear weapon kills us?
Neither. Israel is the biggest nuclear threat to humanity...after the Us, of course. We will kill ourselves with either our own nukes or our own hatred and paranoia. While the idiots worry about the Boogie Men, look at what their own leaders are doing to them. Now, this is something very real and to be worried about! And you can rest assured, they *do not* come in peace. Also, please...
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what torture would be the most unbearable for you to endure?
Being locked up in a room with a teevee with FAUX NOISE on and a radio blasting with Rush Limbass.
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How do you recommend ending terrorism? Why?
1. End the War of Terror
2. End the War of Drugs
3. Stop supporting Israel
4. Stop droning women and children in other countries
5. Stop the warmongering!
6. Stop the NeoCrusades in the Middle East
7. Disband the Department of Fatherland Security and put all the Nazis that run it in Guantamo
8. Stop Imperialism
9. Stop wars for oil
10. Stop US expansionism
11. Stop US and Israel...
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Israel cries about terrorists while training terrorists to kill civilians in Iran. Why is that okay? Because they "are on our side"?
Just like the US, Israel is afflicted by the “do unto others as you would never have them do unto you” foreign policy disease.
BTW, I can't get over the scores of Israel apologists and Hasbaraniks tripping themselves to answer this question. Ha ha! Another thing the shills are going at, ignoring real issues in the hopes of them going away.
'Israeli Mossad agents posed as CIA spies to...
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Who else wants to give Mitt Romney a big hug? He saved us from Palin, Newt, Bachman, Cain, Perry, and Santorum.
And who will save us from Romney?
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How can Obama claim to know about prosperity & job creation when the companies he has propped with tax dollars are all cratering?
Maybe he needs to take some classes from Romney...or Donald Trump. Either one of them would surely do wonders for the country.
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Will you please pray to me?
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How do you feel about Satan?
Satan is my homeboy.
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what happened 2 my Julian Assange questions - is he sacrosant?
The WTF had them immediately removed for investigation.
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Are you afraid of my cat?
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Does freedom have a price? If so, what is the price of freedom?
Trillions and still counting. Of course, the US is anything but free so...
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I'll take a pound of__________please!?
flesh
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Jesus Christ did not come to give us a Christian Religion, True or False? What did he leave us with as believers?
Oh, no. That's not why he came at all.
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My tombstone will probably say _____________ .
Here lies HoboJoe, he called for take out pizza last year and it still hasn't come.
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If it was December 3rd and someone came up and poked your back reay hard and said "April fools!" what would you say/do?
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What's a good name for a pet rock?
Rick Perry. If it's a female, try Sarah Palin.
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name the last 2 books u'v read
"A Brave New World" by Aldous Huxley and "The United States of Fear" by Tom Engelhardt
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If religion means so little to you, then why do you bother arguing about it at all?
To piss you freaks off.
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Are you afraid of my dog?
Nope. Your dog is afraid of me.
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why was pennies for peace started
Pennies for peace or penis for peace?
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MS(D)Holland wants to rename Gulf of Mexico - Gulf of America. What do you think of his proposal?
Wonderful! Seems like the Democrats are trying to catch up real hard to the terrorist Republican wingnuts. They're on an accelerated race to the bottom and they don't want to be outdone on anything and by whatever the means. And it won't be long before they outdo the other nutsjobs.
"Every Sperm Is Sacred! Dem. Lawmaker Sneaks 'Life Begins at Ejaculation' Amendment into Vile 'Personhood'...
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Any words of wisdom for a 19 year old guy on his journey through life?
Wear a condom. The nutjob Christuns now want to declare semen/sperm personhood too.
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Where do we start?
At the end.
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Does anyone have a problem with food places not selling you something just because it is on a child's menu? Isn't that age discrimination?
I have more of a problem with pharmacies not selling women birth control pills. That's what I call discrimination and the Christian Taliban at work.
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Can a vegetarian restaurant refuse to serve me steak if I want one for dinner? Isn't that discrimination?
There ya go. Sic the Right Wing on them. Before you know it, they good Christuns will be planting a bomb on the restaurant.
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What not to say when conversing with the Pope?
Those are beautiful ballet slippers you're wearing. And is that a pink lacy thong from Victoria's Secret under your dress?
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Can you swear in a foreign language?
¡Coño, carajo, maricón, hijo de la gran puta, me cago en la putísima madre que te parío pendejo!
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What do you think of the Million Moms effort to get Ellen DeGeneres fired as JC Penney spokeswoman?
They need to get themselves a life and stop trying to run other people's. The Christian Taliban strikes, yet again. The US is fighting a war in the wrong place for sure.
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Do you think that any one country could take over the world?
The US is doing its darnest. And Israel is right behind it.
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Who's going to win the war?
Which one? These days you gotta specify that.
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When do you think we'll be at war with Iran? And do you think the U.S. will ever not be in some kind of war again?
It is reported that Israel's plan is to go in by the spring. We all know that whatever Israel wants, Israel gets and they're not man enough to go in alone. They'd send the US in first. So, there you have it!
As for the US ever not being at war...ha ha ha! This is now called Oceania and we must always be at war with either Eastasia or Eurasia. There's no other way.
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If your country was invaded by another country, would you stay and fight? Or yould you run away?
Hmmm...It depends on who was doing the invading. If it was Canada, I'd go down and surrender quick since I know that they'd be bringing socialized medicine and education with them.
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Is there going to be a second falklands war?
Common sense would say know because the UK is still tangled up in Afghanistan where it was dragged in by the US. They're completely broke as well. However, don't ever underestimate the lust of warmongers who don't let things like that get in the way of more bloodshed and destruction.
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Has the war in Afganhistan made us safer???
Considering that 10 years later we live in a police state and we're about one presidential election from Fascism, I'd say mission accomplished. The US population has finally been broken into perfect submission thru terrorism...not theirs but ours!
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When did the United States lose the war against the Taliban?
The day they started it. If there's one thing America doesn't seem to get is how to pick enemies.
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If the enemy of one's enemy is one's friends, should the USA arm Theistic Satanists and Neo-Nazis etc to fight Al-Qaeda etc?
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"Stay quiet/Look presidentia/Don't answer questions". Is this a winning strategy for a presidential wannabe? Does silence work for you?
In the majority of the cases, I'd rather that they keep their mouths shut. It's an improvement over what comes out when they're open.
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When you place sanctions on other countries how long does it usually take for them to start working? Doesn't happen overnight, right?
Well, today is the 50th anniversary of US the embargo on Cuba. What does that tell you?
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SOPA and PIPA failed. Now Harry Read has a new bill to regulate the internet. Who decided the internet needs to be regulated?
Not an easy or simple question to answer but let's just say that all these so-called regulations seek to accomplish two things: (1) enrich the corporations even more; and (2) restrict the freedom of the people to communicate freely. You see, our beloved 1% are very nervous. They know that they've gone to far and that the backlash against them is imminent. Having learn from the Arab Spring...
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What do you think should be the objectives of a democratic nation in working out a national policy for supervising radio?
Anything that leaves the Right Wing nutters out of the equation. Nothing democratic or fair ever comes out of anything that involves that bunch.
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What does Heaven mean to you? Please don't quote the dictionary... ;-) Thanks!
Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.
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Is your phone smart?
Nope. My phone is very dumb.
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What does the leadership of the Ladder Day Saints consider its core doctrines that sets it apart from any other Christian denomination?
The Ladder Day Saints? Whacka whacka whacka
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How often do you feel overloaded with stress? When this happens, what do you do about it?
Drink a beer or two or a six pack.
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when will i be getting married?
My crystal ball sayz...never!
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Do hyenas make good pets?
Only one way to find out: adopt one.
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Muslums, Christians, Jewish, Mormons all up in arms over Hussien, so do "we the people" want a narcisistic dictator?
What's a "Muslums"? Who is Hussien? And, NO! "we the people" don't want Newt[ered] Gingrich.
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What can I do to make a lady always want to be around me?
Brush glue all over your body and cover it with $100 bills.
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What do you think about dogs living in a house alongside people? Ready...Set... DISSCUSS!
No worse than people living in a house alongside dogs.
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Do you think Islam is sillier than Christianity?Why?(Quran doesn't support that Sun revolves around the earth)
You know what I like about Islam? I've never had a Muslim wake me up at 8 a.m. on Sunday to try to shove the Koran down my throat.
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Why do some people yield so easily when they know they are being oppressed? Why don't they stand up to their oppressors?
Good luck getting an answer here. The sheeple that frequent these parts demand to be oppressed. In fact, they're fighting hard to have a law passed that requires them to wear shackles which they buy with their own money on put on themselves.
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How tired are you of politics?
Like this:
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Does Mark Zuckerberg believe in Jesus?
Mark Zuckerberg only worships the god of green
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Chuck Norris just endorsed Newt Gingrich. How can he be considered cool anymore (if he ever was)?
When in the world was that nut ever considered cool?
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What part of your body do you wish was smaller?
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is god agaisnt homosexuals?
You know how you can tell that god isn't real? When he hates the same people that his followers do. God is just a catch-all bigots and racists use to push their destructive agendas on the rest of us.
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How will Obama put more miles on Air Force One this year? On campaign? Or on vacation?
Maybe, he'll visit George W. Bush in Texas. Remember him? He was the stupid one, crashed the economy, lied to the country, got us into two illegal wars.
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Im upset that Avon Reps has the customers that I want. What should I do?
Kill 'em and steal their customers.
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If Bigfoot exists in North Georgia, what would you do if you see Bigfoot?
Oh, Big Foot exists in North Georgia. Trust me on that! His proper name is Newt[ered] Gingrich.
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What part of your body do you wish was bigger ? :-)
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Should religious people have their religion tattooed on their forehead so you know what they are constantly selling?
They don't need to. All they have to do is open their mouth and you automatically know.
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How likely are you to cry when you are misunderstood? Do you know why you react the way you do when you are?
Oh, lord, please don't let me be misunderstood.
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Do you ever feel like you are underrated?
Yes! Underrated, berated, downrated, deflated, obliterated, x-rated, masturbated, underestimated, ejaculated.
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What is the best thing that has ever touched your lips?
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Does Religion perpetuate ignorance?
Yes! Religion preys and thrives on the ignorant and once it has a hold, it works hard to keep them ignorant. That way it's easy to keep them subjugated. Intelligence and education is a sure way to break that bind.
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What's your latest invention?
I'm working on a formula that would allow me to live without working. And NOOOOOOO! I realize that the obvious answer would be: get a job in Wall Street but that ain't in.
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Who would win in a physical altercation, Batman or Jesus Christ?
Jesus Christ. I'd hit Batman over the head with a Bible.
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What would happen I'd a boy takes a birth control ?
His wiener drops.
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Are political protesters usually right, wrong, or neither?
That's a question that can't be answered unless you provide a specific cause or situation. And even then, you'll find people on both sides of the issue. However, you can rest assured that whatever side the Right Wing on is definitely the wrong one.
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What vegetable makes you angry?
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Why do people post suicide questions?
For attention.
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Is Jesus's favorite disciple John or Mary..?
It is rumored that Jesus rather fancied men. So, I'm going with John.
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What kind of music did Jesus like?
It is said that Jesus liked to bang a gong.
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Would you recognize Jesus if he wears a turban?
With or without, it probably wouldn't face me.
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If someone comes to your door to try and sell their religion to you, do you shut the door in their face or go to the toilet? Or both?
Nope. I invite them in to watch some porn with me.
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Should atheists help Christians become better Christians..?
Are you kidding? If their Buybull and their church couldn't straighten them out, what gives you the idea that an Atheist could? Besides, do you realize that when the good Christuns smell an Atheist around, they go into full blown conversion mode and they don't stop till they get whacked over the head with their onw Buybull?
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What disturbs Christians the most.. besides atheists?
Reason, reality, the truth.
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If God asked Abraham to sacrifice his first-born, wouldn't that technically have been Icschmael?
God wouldn't do that. He's an pro-fetus type dude.
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"Can I just die right now?" Have you ever felt this way? If so, why?
Go right ahead.
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I KNOW FOR A FACT I WILL Kill MYSELF IN THE NEXT 7 DAYS. Is there a way to do it so any of my organs can be give to people who want to live?
Try this:
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What about suicide?
Yeah, what about it?
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Do you think there is any event that would cause you to consider committing suicide?
Yes! Newt Gingrich stealing the presidency.
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Why have my suicide attempts not worked yet?
Need help?
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What are you floating on?
A foot of bullshit.
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Which country is the greater threat to peace, Iran or the United States?
It's a tie between the United States and Israel. Iran hasn't attacked anyone since 1855.
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Another Obama green-jobs company goes under. Ener1, who got over $100m in stimulus money, is now bankrupt, bringing the number of
Don't worry. He's also funding Wall Street, the MIC, EXXON, BP, giving away the house the gas companies and for nuclear plants. There's not a chance in hell that the guy will do the right thing and that the US will straighten its evil ways. Ever!
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How much do politicians cost, for which office they are in?the Senate is for sale for much less than the House, or the presidency, right?
That depends. The news was released today that between the Kock brothers and that other whore Adelman, they're planning to buy the office of the president for $100 mil. Not cheap but worthy considering that they get to rule the world with that.
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Is some group trying to keep people fearful and timid with this Mayan alien crap, or is it just popular?
The Right Wing nutjobs are in the business of fearmongering. They'd probably die if they didn't have something to be running scared from be it women's rights or armaggedon.
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Jan. 27 2006, Al Gore decreed there was 10 years left to global warming's armageddon. 6 down. Feel 60% cooked?
Shit! If you wanna talk about predictions, how about going over some of Pat Robertson's, eh? Would you like that? Now, remember, he's on YOUR side of the equation.
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Will the democratic process be used by the various incoming powers in the Middle East as a means of gaining power, and then abandoned?
Unlikely. The US has hijacked each and every single one of them. Whatever the US touches goes to shit immediately. Democracy is not what the US does best or is better known for.
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Now that they've made it an issue, when to you expect Obama shill Warren Buffet and his secretary to release their tax returns?
I'm still waiting for Willard to release his father's birth certificate. Rumor has it, he came into the US illegally from Mexico. Now, how does that shoe fit on the other foot?
BTW, unlike Willard, et al, Buffet is not running for office. He is under no more obligation to release his tax returns than you are. But nice dishonest try. You wouldn't wanna start asking balanced, intelligent...
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Libs: Just what is it that makes you so universally "entitled" to other people's money?
What is it that makes your corporate masters so universally "entitled" to the money of the working class?
Don't go blushing now or anything, you hear?
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Libs: What're your big plans for the equivalent of 16 weeks take-home pay that I just filed in fed taxes for your "entitlements"?
Once again, I defer that question to your masters in Wall Street. Better ask them.
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Two of The American Israel Public Affairs Committee charged with espionage. If convicted will AIPAC be designated a terrorist organization?
Nevah! Nothing will happen to them. Watch and you'll see it all fall apart and quietly go away. Whatever happens, the US must never, ever oppose, offend or contradict its masters.
That entire project should be deemed a terrorist organization. From planting bombs on the cars of Iranian scientists inside Iran to posing as CIA agents to cause strife to attacking neighboring countries, that...
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If Obama shill Warren Buffett really likes taxes, why doesn't he just pay-up Berkshire Hathaway's 10-year delinquency?
You know what the amazing thing is about you? Every time you open your mouth, your foot finds it way into it! Aaaahmazin'!
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Are you better off now than you were four years ago? Or, are you better off now than you "would have been" ?
Nope. The situation is deteriorating very rapidly. We don't have much time left.
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Will the Occupy Wall Street protesters vote for Obama now, after he's bailed out Wall Street with the peoples' money?
It appears that you are not aware of what Occupy Wall Street stands for and is fighting. If you knew, you would not be asking that question.
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form ur point of view ..why israel hates muslims and start with violence with them ??
Israel hates everybody equally. However, the Arabs are an easier target because of their proximity and because they figure at some point with the help of the US, they will do to the entire Middle East what they've done to the Palestinians. Those mofo wanna rule the world!
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Improving one's lot through dues and work takes years and is fraught with setbacks. Is that why the "entitled" libs won't even try?
Should you be asking this question of your masters in Wall Street? Last I checked, there were the only ones who were not working and taking entitlements by trillion.
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Who is the greater threat to women's rights in the USA? Iranian mullahs or the Republican Party?
The Christian Taliban.
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Weren't we broke when we bailed out Wall Street for billions? Where did we get the money? Who actually did the bailing?
Yes. China. And China.
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If Mitt Romney were elected President of the United States and President of the Mormon Church could he do what Constantine did for Rome?
Oh, lord, the mere thought of that plastic douche bag being president makes me ill to my stomach.
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Do you consider politics an art? Why or why not?
Nope. I consider politics the same as prostitution. Only the prostitutes have to work real hard for their money. The politicians? well not so much.
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What would make you feel like nobody is worth voting for? Why?
The fact that nobody is worth voting for. They're all nothing but shameful, dangerous, pandering whores.
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Do ya'll think Osama Bin Laden faked his death?
It is said that he was killed at least twice. Guy had more lives than a cat.
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If the US were to be at war, what cities would most likely be attacked?
Hmmmm...when exactly did the US stop being at war? Better yet, when has the US not been at war with someone?
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$0.60 rise in gas,hostages in Egypt, Iran threatening yet again to blow up israel, Hussien doing nothing, because he has no clue?
Iran is threatening yet to blow up Israel. Poor, poor, little nuclear Israel...they have done absolutely nothing whatsoever to cause that.
BTW, if anyone has no clue that would be you.
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Can I be original?
Sure, go right ahead.
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What questions are you afraid to ask an atheist?
Do you people really eat fetuses?
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Gas kills people! Should we start regulating gas sales to prevent people from using it to blow up their children?
No, no, no! The gas companies would not like that at all. Just think of how much profit you're gonna take away from them. How would their precious CEOs be able to afford their Mercedes, McMansions and mistresses?
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i wanna ask you people a question about religion who thinks the right religion and why but shortly
There is no such thing as the "right" religious. All the cults are wrong!
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do u think sugar should b a controlled substance?
Oh, yeah! I can just see it, the War on Sugar. And the jails full of fat people while the US attacks Cuba and other sugar-producing countries.
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what is the fastest and easiest way to loose weight?
Stop eating.
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What should I write for Navy Work history for my erroneous discharge for supervisor name and phone number?
Tell 'em you blew up a weapons depot.
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What is something that is an "act of God"?
I believe in acts of cod.
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What is sinfull, but not a sin?
Chocolate, good beer, gourmet food, sex.
Having said that, I don't believe in such a thing as sin.
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Does Clint Eastwoods half time commercial show Obama was right to bail out the auto industry?
Although I fail that bailing out any company that bankrupts itself thru greed and mismanagement is wrong, the auto industry was the lesser of two evils. A lot of jobs were spared and so were iconic American brands. Bailing out Wall Street was oh, so wrong!
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which celebrity would u refuse 2 kiss?
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Do you like hip-hop style?
Nope.
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Would you date an Atheist?
Oh, heavens know! Them heathens eat fetuses and I'm a vegetarian.
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Why do some people disrespect others because they have different opinions or beliefs?
Such is the nature of Americans, particularly, the Christun kind. They feel that not only are they always right but that they are entitled to shove their beliefs down the throats of others.
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what would you do if you won the $50 million lotto max lottery?
I would bail out every single one of the OWS protesters that being held hostage by the Fascist police in Oakland and probably donate whatever is left (minus one million for myself) to the Occupy movement. Then, I'd get the hell out of Dodge and move to New Zealand.
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do you believe that a supreme court judge that suggests to another Country,to not use our Constitutional values, should sit on the bench?
I seriously doubt that the mental deficiency you suffer from allows you to see the error of your ways.
Lord and to think that you can vote. Yikes!
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Why do my Yahoo! Answers accounts keep getting suspended? Why the hell won't it stop?
Yahoo Answers is populated by the Christian Taliban. Any answer they don't like - which is essentially anything they don't agree with - they'll report and Yahoo will ban you. It's not worth it.
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How long until it is illegal to post images due to intellectual property legislation? Is it already illegal? Will they crack down on it?
Won't be long before we no longer have access to the internet so worry about that more.
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If you have unlimited cash, what would you do to make someone happy on Valentine's day?
I would bail out all of the OWS protesters in Oakland who are still being held hostage by the Fascists.
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I posted, Nuke certain Countries before its to late,now you have Iran,Egypt,Syria that is a total threat to our Country, was I wrong?
I propose you nuke yourself first. Please, please, spare us from your stupidity!
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Which is more important now to you voters of Hussien, B.H.O's failure with domestic, and our debt, or his failure in foreign affairs?
Since has done exactly the same as Bush, I'm kinda of on the fence with this one. But don't go getting your panties in a bunch over that or anything.
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Does Mrs.Obama secretly want to kill all the overweight and unhealthy people ? Wouldn't that make the pres's healthcare plan cheaper ?
Oh, lord! The FAUX NOISE asylum is releasing the inmates. It's gonna be a loooooooooong night.
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Was Supreme court Justice Ginsberg appointed by Hussien?
Who is Hussien?
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What's a use for a condomn besides what it's intended for?
To cover Newt Gingrich's mouth.
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why is it ok when woman wears bikini but when muslim woman chooses to practice her religion and cover herself she is labled as oppressed?
Because the Muslim woman has oil under her soil which means she must be liberated (along with her oil) by whatever the means.
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Do the republicans have any chance to defeat President Obama if they nominate a lame candidate like Gingrich or Romney?
Not a chance in hell! But they think they do so they continue making fools of themselves and torturing the rest of us with their inanity and stupidity.
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what do i do with my boyfriends dog tags?
Give 'em back to the dog.
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How can I overcome stage fright?
Don't go on a stage.
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Why do bananas always seem to hang around in bunches...??..hehe
They're waiting for a monkey to pass by.
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Do you think it means anything if you dream of dating someone other than your spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend?
You got cheatin' on your mind.
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Do you think it means anything if you dream of dating someone other than your spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend?
You're horny.
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What do you do when your single on valentines day?
Masturbate.
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Have you had an unfortunate run-in with a Narcissist? Should more be done to inform people about how to spot them before its too late?
You can't warn anyone about Narcissists. They have to experience it for themselves. They have a tendency to be very flamboyant and charismatic and that's how they attract people.
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Whenever my friend is let down or sad she scratches herself. What should I do? What metal disorder is this? Please Help!
Put oven mitts on her.
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You have a choice of joining a religion that allows multiple wifes, would you? And would it be more headaches, or more sex?
No thank you. I don't want to become a Mormon
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Right now, I can't read too good, don't send me no more letters, no. Who
is this, and what is this song all about?
Sounds like you should attend the School For Kids Who Can't Read Good.
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are horseshooes still made of steel?
Not if they're made in China.
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How come you're not John Cena any more?
Because I became Joan Cena after the sex change operation.
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Its said that a persons limit for not eating is approx. 30 days, can a person survive on just beer for 90 day's or longer?
A friend of mine went on a sheer of beer and pretzels and that's all he ate for months. He lost weight and didn't die.
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if you had a choice in the way you were to be executed which way would you choose?
I'd choose death via sex by blonde.
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Is anyone really surprised by this?....;-D....
Nothing surprises by from that bunch. And anyone who has any doubts should watch those presidential candidate debates and all doubts will evaporate. These are the lowest forms of life Earth has known since the amoeba.
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I don't know how sailors do it, could you be away from your loved ones for 6 months or more on a aircraft carrier out to sea?
You don't know how sailors do it? I heard they do it in the water.
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What would you do if every time you hug your guy friend they get hard? And what does it mean?
It means he's a test subject for Viagra.
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What art is important, if any?
Nudes.
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Which insect(s) do you have a soft spot for, if any? Why?
Cockroaches. They're so soft and fuzzy and cuddly and lovable...just like the Republicans.
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Tell me...what is your HEART made of?
It's a pump. Like Dick Cheney's.
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Why do those liberals want us to pay for their useless art?
Maybe they want to get even because those useless CONservatives want us to pay for their turds.
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Can you give me a good asian songs?
Here's one of my favorites:
Welcome to toppingstore,there are many wonderful and fetching items .They are all in good conditon and the quality of them are very well.You can collect it yourself ,also you can send it as a present to your friend,it will be very significative.my tenet is your contentment is my pleasure.I would like to make friends with the world people.
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my almost 12 year old boxer dog is losing weight and is drinking alot, he also has excessive (non smelly gas) is he dying?
Has been visiting Taco Bell behind your back?
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What are you likely to refuse if you are offered it? Why?
A ticket to a GOP presidential candidate debate on FAUX Noose.
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How can I cut down on my belly fat? I need some of it gone soon. I need firm abs, but not a 6 pack. Sort of toned. Exercises would be great!
Try a sharp knife.
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If you were allowed to kill 1 person in your lifetime,would or could you?
Could I ever!
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Why do you like sitting in the back of the bus?
So that I can fart without anyone hearing it.
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Is anyone else disturbed by the fact that this site has a section for pedophiles and other nefarious things?
No, I'm quite used to the religion section.
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Is your life long dream to enter a Mormon temple and yell, "...And your little dog too!"?
Hmmm...no. But I'd love to see some Mormon magic underwear. Preferably, on a hot chick.
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What was Jesus' favorite type of cake?
Fruitcake...as evidenced by his followers.
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Where will all the wanted posters hang once the USPS shuts down for good?
On the side of the Fed Ex trucks?
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So, I heard Jesus talking the other day, and he said he wasn't going to come back until Facebook went away. Good?
I heard that Jesus came back but with his bad luck, he ended on the border with Mexico. ICE picked him up and deported him.
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How much does an elephant eat?
Peanuts
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Do you have a scar over your left eye?
No, I have an eye over my scar.
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What did you find on the internet?
A rabbit hole.
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What other options do we have?
Not many. We're between a rock and a hard place. All we can do now is fight back.
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What does it mean to dream of a purple sky? There was a beautiful full moon, and I was skiing with two friends. That i don't think I've met. I have photo sensitivity, so the sky was dark maybe it means i was comfortable?
Barney was chasing you.
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Can Jesus help me find piece?
A piece-o-ass, you mean?
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$2.85 Billion was paid out in the "Cash for Clunkers" program. Do you think this was a good use of your tax dollars?
In the grand scheme of things, better than the bail out of Wall Street.
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Did the last 4 wars we had, the Vietnam, the Gulf War, the Iraq and the
Afghanistan War really make one iota of sense to wage?
Not to me and you or the soldiers that died or their families even less, of course, for their victims in the countries they invaded and occupied. However, all of us combined don't matter. It's all about the characters in the MIC and they all made out like bandits. War is racket! Each and every single time.
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Who's going to win the war?
Which one? Since the US is engaged in at least six wars - real or imaginary - at the present time, it's kinda hard to answer that question.
One thing I can tell yo for sure, the most obvious ones: Afghanistan, drugs and terrors are all lost. 0 US, 1 everybody else!
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US has more natural gas than Saudi Arabia has oil?
You have any idea the damage that fracking is doing to the environment? It's even creating earthquakes not to mention the poisoning of the water table. Gas is not a substitute for oil. Gas is not a sustainable, viable, ecologically safe energy source.
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Drilling in the US (Please Read Description)
The US "refuses" to drill its own oil because it's so deep in the crust of the Earth that there is no technology that can reach it. Why do you think that they're invading all the oil-rich countries for?
http://www.usgs.gov/newsroom/article.asp?ID=1911
The solution is not on finding oil here and there, invade this country or the other, or drill in one place or the other. The solution is...
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BP is suing Halliburton for allegedly destroying evidence that would prove Halliburton's guilt in the Gulf oil spill. Who's lying here?
Ah, nothing I love more than one cannibalistic corporation eating another. May they destroy each other!
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If Iran were to close the Straights of Hormuz, what nations(other than the US) do you think will be willing to take action?
Considering that Russia and China are both on Iran's side, I'd love to see that one. The US and Israel are bullies and terrorists but they're not suicidal...yet.
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Where does Israel get its oil supply? Ie, is crude delivered in tankers? from where? With whom as middlemen?
They steal it from whoever they can.
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700K barrels of oil a DAY now going to be sent to China. Communist Obama lessening our dependence on foreign oil? He thinks China is "US".
Considering that China owes the US, I'd STF up if I were you. It could be worse, much worse if the China decide to cash what you owe them. Nothing like ignorant ingrates biting the hand that feeds them and poking the sleeping bear.
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Want to see me shoot guns?
Make sure you aim at the Republicans, ok?
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Are you still wearing Pull ups?
No, I graduated to Depends.
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Have you ever been a hot mess?
Nope. I'm a cold mess.
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What were the benefits of WW2?
The US became the world's biggest superpower (empire). Many capitalists tied to the MIC became multi millionaires. The US occupied more than half the countries in the world. The US was able to grasp hegemony and become the number 1 purveyor of weapons (death) on the planet.
But to others? Well, not so much.
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Is the murder of Iranian nuclear scientists unacceptable?
As a so called good Christian, what do you think? What would Jesus say about that?
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My 6yr old son mentioned today that he has secrets he's keeping from me...
Does he see dead people everywhere?
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You walk into McDonald's and you order __________________ .
Would never happen. You'd never see me walking into a McDonald's. Those places are disgusting and they will kill you too.
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how do you get a buisness loan of 50,000? i want to start a rc hobby shop but dont know where to start
Good luck to you on that. I just went thru sinking my retirement into a business venture I thought was in the bag and the state shut me down before I actually opened my doors. But don't go by me, knock yourself out and good luck to you.
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What does speaking in tongues mean?
I believe their called Republicans. Actually Democrats too. They have forked tongues, like snakes and speak out of both sides of their mouths. Hillary Clinton being the perfect example of it.
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In three words or less:-) Describe the perfect "weekend getaway" ?
Beer, babes and food.
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What is the name of that "undetectible" poison (2 words)that kills in seconds when mixed with water and given as an injection?
Truth?
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What do you think "Humo" might mean?
Humo = smoke in Spanish.
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Are you good for anything?
Nope, not me.
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How often do you roll on the floor laughing your buttocks off?
Just about every time I read a question or comment from one of the frothing at the mouth right wing nutjobs here accusing the other side of doing exactly the same thing they're doing.
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What are you going to do with me?
Not sure, but I'll figure it out by the time I get to the end of the road.
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You will never find _________ in my house.
Republicans, dammit! You will never find Republicans in my house.
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What should my diet be?
I vote for Kibbles 'n Bits.
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Are conspiarcy theorists of government action really devoid of logic due to paranoia or misinterpretation and misunderstanding?
These days, there can't be too many conspiracies out there since the government ain't hiding much anymore. From warmongering to imperialism to stealing elections and selling their souls for a shinny coins, it's all on your face.
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do you fully trust newt's leadership abilitys?
Newt[ered] has leadership abilities? Are you confusing leadership with womanizing, cheating and lying again?
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How does Newt get so many women when he looks like a smug lawn gnome?
He has a 500k revolving line of credit at Tiffany's. What did you think it was, his looks?
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Was Rick Santorum's wife really married to an abortion doctor? What is up with that?
Wow, deafening silence from the right wing nutjobs. How cool is that? A question that finally got them to shut their trap. Extra points for you, my friend.
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If democrats are "for the poor", isn't it obvious they must make and keep people poor to maintain their voting base?
All the Democrats have to do to make people poor is let the Republicans get their way.
BTW, you have one of the most flawed and convoluted rationales I've seen in my life. True sign of a mental deficient, the kind that the right wing so attracts. Those with cognitive skills can't go near your lot or their heads would explode. Wow, what ignorance! When god gave out brains, y'all were last...
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Perry to suspend his campaign & Santorum actually won the Iowa caucus. Will these new developments change the South Carolina election?
In a very convoluted way, I will kinda miss Perry's dimwit. He reminded me so much of that other chimp from Texas. Aaah, memories...
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We are the WORLDS largest jailer. Does that mean we're doing something RIGHT, or WRONG?
It depends on who you ask. The Prison Industrial Complex is thrilled, making money hand over fist. The corporations such as Lockheed Martin and Bank of America who have slave labor for the asking are laughing all the way to the bank. The schmucks in the prisons working for free? well, not so much. But in the US circa 2012, people don't count, it's all about profits and the corporate persons.
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Super Pacs... Are you liking 'em?? You don't think they put our democracy up for bid??? Okee, doakee!
Apparently, the Newt[ered] wasn't too impressed when the super-packs came to bite him on his fat ass. Then he got an infusion of 5 mil from his Kosher gangster friend and voila! all of a sudden, he was liking them.
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Why are libs only interested in being their demagogues'"kept people" on "entitlements"? Are they just too doltish to do for themselves?
Speaking of "entitlements" how about that bail out of Wall Street, eh? Did ya ever see such kept people? Did ya ever see such entitlement? Did ya ever see such a transfer of wealth from the poor to the rich in your pathetic life? True Communism...if only for the top 1%, your corporate masters.
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Acting out of desperation is not a good choice. What are the signs of desperation being exhibited by Dems/GOP? Which is more so? Why?
The bread and circus of the GOP primaries is a true sign of desperation. Did you ever see anything so shameful in your life? My word, these guys could make a great living with Barnum & Bailey.
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We the people don't count for much to politicians. Do you prefer to be ignored or screwed 'cause those are your choices. Why that choice?
Hard choice because they're both so intertwined. The 99% only count in this kleptocracy for 3 things: to produce the goods, to consume them and to pull the lever on election day. Of course, as of late nos. 1 and 3 are becoming more and more irrelevant.
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Which American President has been the most predictable in how he did his job and which has been the most unpredictable? Why?
I'll based my answer on the past three terms since I was awake during those. The Shrub was a wild card and one could never tell what it was that Cheney and Rove were going to pull. You can set a clock on Wall Street by Obusho, he'll always do whatever is best for his corporate masters, unquestionably.
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Will it be good if the USA didn't have a president the next 4 years? US starts clean in 2016.
At the rate we're going, we'll be starting clean soon, really, really soon. At least, the ones that survive the shit that's coming down the pike. But first, we must have a dictator. The Republicans haven't found one yet but give 'em time, with the grace of their god, they'll pull one out of the hat...or revive Hitler if they have to. Or maybe induct Saleh of Yemen since he's coming to...
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What would you like to know about space that you are unsure about?
Is space really the final frontier?
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The more I ____________the better I feel.
belch
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Who is the funniest actor in the world?
Jerry Lewis
John Candy
Buster Keaton
Charlie Chaplin
Take your pic.
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Club soda or ginger ale soda?
Club soda with a twist of lemon, please.
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Did you ever have a dishwasher so powerful, that it destroyed your paper plates?
Yes! My dishwasher is so powerful that it even destroyed the cat.
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Would you go to a political conference especially to throw horse manure at MP's you don't like?
I'd do anything for it. Imagine going to one of those GOP conventions and doing this:
This was one of history's greatest moments and Muntader al-Zaidi is a hero.
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Say What! ? to avoid military service, homosexuals in Turkey must show photos of themselves in sexual acts?
Lemme guess, that tidbit of homophobia is brought by the Christian Taliban, right?
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The integrity of a man is not the office he seeks, or how he runs,
but the way he butters his bread. Both sides the same?
Must be an ancient saying. Today, any man who seeks office has no integrity.
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I wish__________hadnt disapeared?
Dinosaurs
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Do you wear designer labels?
But, of course!
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What agreement did Germany and the Soviet union make?
They both agreed to tell the truth and nothing but the truth so help them Bob.
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How did lucifer go from being a Babylonian king to the angel that was cast out of heaven?
Thru two chapters of bullshit in the Bible.
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Have you ever been in a situation that you were quite literally "afraid for you life"? even close?
Yes! Every time I attend an OWS protest. Ever been face to face with the terrorists in the space suits?
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Why no pictures of monkeys with downs syndrome?
Oh, no? How about this one?
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DO YOU AGREE THAT A PERSON ON PUBLIC ASSISTANCE SHOULD RECEIVE NO BENEFITS ABOVE THE AVERAGE INCOME OF THOSE WORKING AT FULL TIME JOBS?
I'll tell you what I would prefer, that those on public assistance (a/k/a bail outs) received no benefits above the average income of those of us working at full time jobs in their companies.
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Is Faith or Blind Faith the best answer that you Religious guys can come up with?
Faith is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
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I live in California; How do I protect myself from child support?
Wear a condom!
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What's your one word to describe Republicans?
Scumbags, thieves, rejects, delusional, vicious, terrorists, liars, deceivers, scum, cowards, weasels, whiners, disgusting, haters, deranged, fat, stupid, illiterate, prostituted, warmongers...oh, so many one words so little time...
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Can you open me a can of___________thanks!?
Worms
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Agree or disagree - If God’s ways are perfect, then we can trust that whatever He does and whatever He allows is also perfect!
God created Republicans. Republicans are more ungodly like than roaches, snakes and rats (and lower in the evolutionary scale). Nough said!
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Lemmings or democrats...same thing..right?
Whackjobs or Republicans...same thing...right?
Thieves or Republicans...same thing...right?
Criminally insane or Republicans...same thing...right?
Idiots or Republicans...same thing...right?
Sold out whores or Republicans...same thing...right?
Mentally defective or Republicans...same thing...right?
Economic terrorists or Republicans...same thing...right?
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Who is the smartest person in your family?
My dog Rover.
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Which English accent do you find the most amusing?
Jamaican, mon.
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What hurts worse, gauging your ears or nose piercings?
Come over here, I'll try both and you can let me know.
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name a Judge?
Judge Reinhold.
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look at that sign,I think it means___________?dont you? :-)
You mean, this sign?
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Christians, is it always a sin to lie? Even in extreme cases if your life is in danger?
Oh, man! If it were a sin to lie, then, all those Republicans are gonna rot in hell for all eternity. Ha ha ha!
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What is the antidote for Fear?
Beer.
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Last week, I worshipped a dog turd and even prayed to it. This week, one of my prayers came to fruition. Am I now spiritual?
Hallelujah! It's a miracle! You've been anointed by the Holy Turd himself. Oh, great Turd-O!
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Instead of trying to shove "Marxist paradise" on USA, why don't the libs just move to Cuba or North Korea where it's already in force?
Instead of trying to shove "Christian Sharia law" on USA, why don't the right wingers just move to Iran or Iraq where it's already in force?
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Why do people frown upon Paganism?
It's not people, it's the so-called Christians. You know, the ones that stole all the rituals from the Pagans? Them!
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Would a president Gingrich want a loose and "open" relationship with America?
President Gingrich...muuuuuaaaaa haaaaaaaaa... The guy can't even get elected as the president of the local Racoon Lodge.
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What is a good use for left over Maraschino Cherry juice?
Pour it all over your girlfriend's naked body and lick it clean.
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Sunday is the perfect day to / for__________________?
Stay in bed with you, taking the lord's name in vain.
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Do you like recognition when you exceed your normal operating parameters?
No, I'm not a computer.
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If Christians don't believe in reincarnation, how could John the Baptist be Elijah?
Witness protection program? ID theft? Multiple Personality Syndrome?
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Where on earth did that come from?
Texas, I believe. Seems like all the bad things come from there.
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Have your political views changed overtime? Why?
Yep. I started out being a flag-waving, frothing at the mouth idiot like the ones here. Then, I started to see how others around the world were being screwed. And then us in here. And then... Well, the rest is history.
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Do you have cockroaches in your home?
No, Republicans are not welcomed in my house.
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Is the Messiah and Christ truly the same/same thing?
Sure, the same non-existence being that is.
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Will the Republicans finally pass the bill allowing robotic bounty hunters to operate in the United States?
You mean drones? They don't have to pass a law. They're already here and nobody even noticed, they were all too busy looking for "terrorists" with fake FBI-issued bombs, calling Obama a Communist, Fascist, Muslim, Socialist and otherwise at each other's throat while the government was screwing them from behind.
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Joe Paterno. Great footbal coach but _____________ .
now dead.
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What about New York City?
What about it?
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Why is Marijuana capitalized?
Because it's a proper noun. English 101.
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Former Penn State Coach Joe Paterno has died at 85. Do you think the stress of the scandal had anything to do with it?
His time was up. How much more can your ticker be expected to go after 85?
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Can you translate this Mandarin paragraph into English?
The shipping cost is not only for postage, it includes the handling fee.it is necessary to pack your item(s) perfectly in order to adapt a long distance.if so ,we can ensure that your item(s) can reach safely,quickly, orbicularly where you live.we belive that empressement can move your kind heart finally, so we can try our best to protect your item(s) from scratched.it is absolutely no mistake...
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Die hard windbags or gray, boring, one dimensional old Republican farts, ma daddy left me all this muney see...same thing...right?
Either that or it was kick backs from their corporate masters in exchange for screwing the 99%. Either way, they so as hell didn't work for it.
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Have you ever accidentally blown up a building with gelignite while trying to open a locked box?
No but I did once blow up a locked box accidentally when I was trying to blow up a building instead.
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Do Christians believe in reincarnation?
If they don't, how would you explain the "born again" ones?
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Who is the first person on Earth?
Right about now, it appears that it was John McCain.
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What funny thing can one include to give in his last will and testament?
Leave your last used condom to your ex.
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I have a white pimple on my tongue. The doctor said its perhaps from food. Is there anything else i can do to get rid of that?
Yes, may I suggest cutting the tip of your tongue where the white pimple is located?
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Why is Marijuana Illegal?
Because way too many fat cats are profiting from it beginning with the weapons industry, the military, the US government, etc. It's just like any other war, a racket.
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Do people even try and answer questions fully here anymore?
Did they ever?
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What could be a famous last three words of a dying man?
You got me! ~while holding his hand over a bullet hole on his chest~
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Is the army going to change they're P.T test?
As soon as they find a private contractor that can profit from it.
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Why is it you? Or is it just me?
No, it's you. Definitely, you.
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Why would psychotics not allowed to enter a building?
Cause the little voices in their heads tell them not to.
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Why does school start so early in the morning?
Cause the early bird catches the worm.
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Is it illegal to sell your soul for sex?
If it were illegal, the entire US Congress would be in jail.
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Why did Germany and Japan invade other countries
For the same reason the US does. Power, treasure, control, domination, madness.
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Does the Anti-Christ come to power when desperate people are willing to elect ANYONE in order to get the current leader out?
See, in order for the anti-Christ to come to power, there would first have to be a Christ that he can be the anti to. That hasn't been proven so until such time...happy hunting!
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Have you ever had words of wisdom imprinted so deeply onto you,that years later,you can still recall it being given to you by the special people in your life? A teacher,or other great mentore?*
Eat dessert first. My fat aunt Bertha gave me that gem.
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What are some good good names for a pet lizard?
Newt Gingrich. Also, good name for a snake.
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Is a lizard a good pet for a cowboy?
I think a cowboy is a better pet for a lizard.
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Can Hollywood's exploitation of the female body ever be justified?
Who says it has to be justified? That's why we've got money. When there's money involved, no justification is needed.
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We dont always have to agree, but cant we still______________?
have sex
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How old were you when you moved out from your parent's house?
As soon as I do, I'll let you know.
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How large was the largest computer file ever?
The WikiLeaks files revealing all the US war crimes, lies and atrocities.
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We don't need no ______________
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control.
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Newt accuses the media of being 'elite',others of being 'privileged' as if he weren't either one. He is both. Doesn't he know that?
No, he doesn't. First, hypocrisy doesn't face the guy. Second, he doesn't consider himself elite or privileged because he only have 2 mil and a half a mil revolving credit line at Tiffany's. Poor, poor, fat boy.
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Did you ever_________in there?
Nope. I never __________ in there.
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Do you like lizards?
I love lizards. They taste great with Ketchup.
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What would you do if you saw a child smoking?
Ask him for a puff.
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Do you think Obama will have a second term?
Well, considering that there's no one running against him, it'd be kinda hard to lose that one. Even if the Republicans pull another Bush 2000.
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Help me out here. Sheila Jackson-Lee says that Gingrich's comments are code, so if I want to say that you said something that you didn't
All I can say is "HUH?"
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Will you be PROUD of a First Lady who slept with a married man??
I truly couldn't give a rat's ass but, if the president is married to her, doesn't that mean that, by default, she's sleeping with a married man?
Dang! I bet that I'm now gonna make you think about that one.
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Do you like looking in a mirror or do you avoid them?
Depends on what's in it.
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One word to describe Democrats?
Not Republicans. Oops, that's two words.
Same as Republicans. No, that's three words.
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headach for 2weeks and constapated
Congratulations! You're pregnant.
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Would you cast your vote for a Muslim,agnostic or atheist?
Anything but a so called Christian.
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Would you call me a midget?
Sure. I'll call you anything you want.
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What does Temple Grandin look like in color?
Just like Temple Grandin in black and white but with more colors.
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Are you a natural at something?
Yes. I'm really good at breathing.
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What is something that people don't put enough thought into?
Voting. If they did, we wouldn't be in the mess we're in right now.
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In your opinion, what country makes the best cheese?
France.
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Did Desi Arnaz abuse Lucy?
I haven't read anything to that respect, however, he did cheat on her and was also an alcoholic. She ended up divorcing him although they remained close.
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What is the process of becoming born again? Some kind of BS right?
BS is right. They drag you to a dirty stream or pond and then, they try to drown you. What I've never been able to find out about the business of being born again is if they get a second belly button as a result.
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Why when you mention suicide do most people say, get professional help?
Cause they don't know what else to say. Besides, yelling "JUMP" has become kinda politically incorrect around here.
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Can you name one thing that opens?
A bottle of beer.
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do you think the movie apollo 18 was based on a real event that the public dosent know about or do you think it was just a movie?
Apollo 18 or 13?
And if it was Apollo 13, yes! it's common knowledge that it was based on true events. Well, apparently, everybody but you knows about it.
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I love ____________.
Oreo Cookies and beer. And blondes.
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My car is at the bottom of a lake. Should I junk it?
No, let the fish take it for a joy ride.
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Do you know if a rigid tongue and a rigid neck are some side effets of Viagra?
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Do you know if a rigid tongue and a rigid neck are some side effets of Viagra?
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Do you like whip cream?
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Are you sitting up straight?
Nope. I'm sitting up crooked.
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I feel an urge to urinate, as I haven't for about 30 days. What should I do?
Whatever rocks your boat.
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I have just one hair left on my head, and it's getting long. Should I go to the barber, or trim it myself?
No, throw it out of the window on your turret and wait for the knight in shinning armor to use it as a rope to come to your rescue.
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If you had to have something permanently attached to one of your hands, what would it be?
A wallet full of money. Or a beer.
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My finger is stuck in my eye. What should I do?
Try putting your finger up your ass and see if that works.
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Book22.com, an online sex toy shop designed especially for Christians. What do folks think about this?
Good seems to be very lenient these days. Pretty much anything goes as long as it doesn't entail having a choice over your body.
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What is the difference between the soul and the spirit?
The soul is on the bottom of your shoes. The spirit you drink.
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Prepare________?
For Armageddon.
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I am 5'3 and 107 pounds. I have a lot of belly fat, and I want to be able to lose it by April. What should I do? HELP!!!
Stop eating.
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Did a witch turn Gingrich into a Newt?
I wish she would have newtered him.
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what's on your mind ?
The usual, beer, women, sex, money.
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What plant foods help detox the body?
Marijuana.
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Will a meat tenderizer be a good antidote for Viagra's prolonged effect?
Sure, take the meat tenderizer and pound your pecker till it's soft and tender.
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Could humans be reincarnated opossums?
Yes, look at Congress. Isn't that what they all? Or maybe weasels. I get confused between the two.
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When did South Carolina matter so much?
It never has and it never will.
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Will Newt Gingrich pay my electric bill?
Does he have a half a mil revolving account at the electric company?
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Will you vote for Obama in 2012?
Nope. Didn't vote for the shill in 2008 and given his perfect record as a die hard Republican, I will not vote for him in 2012 either. I also won't be voting for anybody else except myself.
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Who is the most normal and realistic candidate for President?
Normal? Realistic?
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Why is the electoral college made up of people?
What would you like it to be made of, ducks or donkeys?
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Ron Paul: Federal Public Lands should ‘Sold Off To Private Owners’ Do you support this? Shall we sell Yellowstone, Zion & Denali?
It was my understanding that public lands such as national parks had already been given to China as collateral for the massive debt owed to them as the result of the warmongering for oil in the ME, the bail outs and the gazillions given to Israel.
BTW, this is what they have done in Greece.
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Many Canadians oppose Northern Gateway Pipeline to the Pacific coast through Canada. Is that Obama's fault?
Everything is Obama's fault. The pipeline is about a lot more than not wanting to risk the Canadian environment. If you dig into that debacle, you'll see the trail of money going from Canada to China straight thru the US.
Coincidentally, tar sands are some of the most damaging ventures on the face of the planet.
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Do you agree that Ron Paul deserves more media coverage than he has been given?
Nobody deserves anything. People should earn everything.
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AZ Gov. sold Capitol buildings for $81mil to a private real estate company now wants to buy them back $105mil. How does this make sense?
If there's one thing for certain about this circus called the US is that nothing makes sense anymore. And that's a fact, m'am!
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Newt or Mitt? who will win?
Does it matter? Does it make a different? One is every tad ad bad as the other and neither one has a chance in hell of winning the presidential election. So, all in all, who cares?
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Santorum said "Gingrich doesn't have a problem with grandiosity"! Gingrich agreed. Do you have a problem with gradiosity? Why?
I don't have a problem with grandiosity but Gingrich and Santorum do.
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Why is it that when I think of Obama, I think of a duck with a bad leg?
(lame duck)
That's because no one can ever compare to Bush. The pride and joy of American politics. Beloved, admired and respected by all...all mentally retarded that is.
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Romney pays black womans electric bill, gets slammed by liberal loons as being a racist. Wonder why no one helps in this country anymore?
Wow, what a guy! Whatever would we, Americans, and that black woman ever do without such a swell guy? Too bad he didn't pay the electric bills, and food and rent/mortgage and gas and medical for all the thousands the capitalist pig fired so he could put money in his already lined pockets.
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Will Ron Paul give it another go in 2016 or is this his last hurrah? Are you glad or sad?
If he lives that long. How old is the guy now? 80?
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If you live in SC do you support Newt?
I wouldn't support that POS if I lived alone in a leper colony on Mars.
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Dems think the GOP holds the patent on bullsh** and the GOP believes the reverse. Whom do you think is the original bullsh** patentholder?
Hard to tell, considering that they're both the two heads of the same snake.
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Should Obama spend less time singing and more time creating jobs?
I'm still waiting for the jobs the RepubliCONs promised 2 years ago when they wanted to get into Congress. Any news on that?
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do you fully trust newt's leadership abilitys?
The Newt[ered] has leadership abilities? When did he get them?
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Did voters from SC vote for newt based on him not respecting women and looking down on blacks and the poor?
Because South Carolinians are idiots.
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Americans rose, stood for what the nation represents, and stopped SOPA-PIPA. Will they repeat in November, and stop Obama?
Lord, oh, lord! Have you oh, hateful one, had an epiphany? Were you hit over the head with a brick, perhaps?
Oh, never mind. I almost forgot that you just used SOPA-PIPA as a preamble to your usual vitriol. And, yeah, good luck to you getting the guy out of office when you critters can't even agree amongst yourselves. Ha ha ha! What a pitiful and disgusting lot! Soon, you'll be eating...
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SOPA and PIPA have been shelved by congress. Pleased?
For now. It's just a matter of time before they're snuck into some obscure bill and we're all screwed.
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Used to think only kids had hissy fits/tantrums. But by golly Gingrich is a great hissyfitter isn't he? Or do you think it's all an act?
Yep. The more they dish it out, the less they can take it. Typical RepubliCON for you.
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Are there any businessmen who are Democrats? If so, why, since all Democrats are Communists?
Boy, you are an idiot! Only in an uneducated, paranoid, brainwashed country such as the US is Democrat the same as Communist. How sad! And you still want to rule the rest of the world...and make everybody idiots just like you. Sad, sad, sad.
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So, SOPA dies and now two new bills take it's place...why do they want to take America's freedom away so badly?
It's all in a day's work for the Fascists. The internet is dangerous, it allows people the tools to dissent and organize and the Police State doesn't want that. They'll do away with in one way or another.
BTW, SOPA is not dead, it's only been put in hibernation for now. Keep your eyes peeled and you'll see it reappear, attached to some obscure bill and pass undetected without so much as a...
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If Prez Obama is re-elected in 2012 that will be a complete repudiation of the last 4 years/what the GOP worked for. What's their encore?
Are you actually telling me that the GOP worked for something for the last 4 years?
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We know the definition of Santorum. What is the definition of Gingrich?
Liar, crook, cheat,immoral, deranged, egomaniac, womanizer, delusional, hypocrite, dumb, male whore, devil's spawn, lowest form of life. Any time you want me to stop, say the word.
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Is Gingrich too wack-o to win it all?
Sadly, all the Repukes are too wacko to even be in the race. But this is all a dog and pony show so they may as well bring out the clowns.
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Looks like ole' swingin' Newty will be the next president?
Muaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa - Oh, yeah! That will be the day.
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Newt Gingrich.."I'm tired of the lamestream media protecting Obama and his failed policies". He is right, will they ever "report"?
And I'm tired of Newt[ered] Gingrich. When is he going to disappear from public view already? It's not bad enough that we have to deal with the mess these clowns have made but, on top of that, we have to be punished with their stupid faces and their dimwitted idiocies?
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Why do Republicans think they are entitled to judge without being judged?
It's their good Christian values.
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Is Gingrich too wack-o to win it all?
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. He's no worse than Bush and look at how that went.
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Scary looking actors?
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What could you beat Chuck Norris in?
Common sense.
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Do you think that if we get stuck with B.H.O for four more years,We'll remember how to blow are own noses, without Fed help?
Hell, if we survived 8 years of the Shrub, we can survive anything.
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When you come to Australia, will you look me up ? i have beer !!!
Make it a Foster and put a shrimp on the barbie. I'll be there!
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Are You Afraid Of The Dark? vs. Goosebumps
No, I'm afraid of the light. I'm a vampire.
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Someone plz explain to me kepner - tregoe problem analysis and duncker diagrams and how one can use them to define a problem.Give exp. plz.
Say whuuuuuuuuut?
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My way of life is being taken away from me without my consent. Bookstores/libraries/newspapers disappear. We have kindle. Lousy, right?
Read Farenheit 451. Oh, never mind that book is banned.
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What is your first thought when I say, "Made in China"?
The US national debt.
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What is something you should not blurt out at a wedding?
I just had sex with the bride.
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Jewish Times says Israel consider "a hit" on President Obama "in order to preserve Israel’s existence" What do you think of this?
Thank heavens Israel is "our only ally" in the Middle East and suck up over 3 BILLION of our tax dollars every year. Imagine if they were a foe? Jesus, they would have already dropped a nuke on us!
The other thing that doesn't go unnoticed is the hypocrisy. Not one source in the American corporate media has dared mentioned the issue. Could you imagine FAUX Noise if, instead of a jew it...
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Angelina Jolie is pregnant yet again! what are your thoughts on this?
As long as it's not mine, I couldn't care less.
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I'll gladly pay you tomorrow for a ________________ today!
blowjob
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What is something that could change your life dramatically?
Winning the lottery.
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what do you see as a "lost cause"?
The political situation in the US.
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Did I Just Hear Rick Santorum Correctly? Something Like "...Make this Race About Barrack Obama, Instead of the Issues.". Did you Hear that?
He was probably high again.
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When did Jesus visit the Native Americans?
It was on a dark and stormy night.
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Should I try to get back with my ex or continue to move on?
Sure, go right ahead.
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What do you make out of duct tape? (Creative, funny, or even naughty answers!)
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Will Gingrich's South Carolina win lead to a drawn-out GOP race that will make it easier for President Obama to be re-elected?
I can't wait to see the Newt[ered] and the Oven Mitt go at each other's throats. Although personally, I'd much rather given them loaded shotguns and watch from a safe distance.
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When B.H.O loses the election, whats gonna happen to the extra 757 jet that Moochelle got(With tax payers money)?
Who's he gonna lose the election to? Your dog? He has no opponent, did y'all whackadoodles notice that yet?
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Should brainwashing be illegal?
Oh, lord, if they outlaw brainwashing, FAUX Noose would go out of business.
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I don't wanna get a divorce how do I save my sex life
Viagra? A hooker? Masturbation?
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Do you like the movie "Big Trouble In Little China"?
I like "Little Trouble in Big China" better.
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In your opinion,which celebrity "screwed up" their marriage the most?Why this person?
Newt[ered] Gingrich. What a loser!
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Can you name a baby?
Yes, I can also name a donkey.
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Do you want me to yell at you?
Knock yourself out.
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What is moldy inside your house?
My refrigerator.
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Is there a more beautiful place in this country than Cooperstown, NY?
Yes, plenty.
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Can I schedule an interview with a college after I send in my application?
Sure, go right ahead.
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what crime in the medieval times would you have to commit to be placed in the pillory?
Not paying taxes to the landlord.
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Are you mad about being mad?
Nope. I'm happy about being mad. Sometimes, I'm mad about being happy.
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How can you tell when a guy likes you?
He gets a boner.
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Why don't the authors of 'croonie capitalism' a book about wall street greed run for office?
If they wrote about it, it means that they can see...well, the croonism of capitalism and they are not likely to indulge in such putrid and prostituted practices as are required of politicians these days.
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What occupation do you think is the sexiest?
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Why does tartar sauce go so well with fish?
Fish goes better with tartar sauce.
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Who or what could you never get sick of?
Beer.
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Is it possible to take a rear projection tv and make it into a projector??
Sure, take it out of the rear, put it in the front and voila!
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Would you support politicians having to be hooked up to a polygraph during speeches?
Now, that's a requirement I'd support.
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Is it weird that in my 14 years I've never blown my nose? Do you believe it?
That depends. Do you have a nose?
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96 Ford F150 Auto, 2 whl dr, lost cruise control, horn, and overdrive lockout --all fuses I can find seem ok, what now?
Buy a new one.
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Everyone has a checkered record. Some are worse than others. Why do the "worse" ones run for public office? Why do they feign outrage?
Being a crook, a liar, a cheat and completely devoid of morals are requirements of the job.
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The personal wealth of members of which church sect is the greatest? Any connection to a particular political affiliation? Which/why?
Not sure about personal wealth but, overall, the Catholic Church is the wealthiest institution of the face of the planet. More so than Goldman Sachs even. There must be something about molesting boys that attracts the dough.
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Do you have windows in your garage door?
No but I have windows in my computer.
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What are the physical fitness requirements for becoming a paramedic? Are they as rigorous as the police force requirements?
Cops have physical fitness requirements? Coulda fooled me. I thought that eating donuts was the only requirement they had to meet.
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My Connectify keeps dropping out after a few minutes, how can I solve this?
Take Viagra.
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Should those who advocate intelligent design be allowed to use the word intelligent? Or is it ironic?
They also should not be permitted to vote in elections. It's dangerous.
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What's behind the universe?
A surveillance camera.
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Who do you like to see naked?
Not you.
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May I touch your stuff?
Sure, but if you break it, you own it.
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Do you know how to make grilled cheese sandwich?
Yes, even the kind with a theme like this one.
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You know your boring people when_______________?
They kill themselves while I'm talking to them.
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why did you try to kill me?
Nope. Not me. I swear on your life that knife on your back wasn't aimed at you.
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Every time I see you _____________________
I get a tremendous woody.
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where you Born in February?
Yes! I was born on February 30th, how did you know?
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Which religious group best follow the preaching of primitive Christianity since Pentecost 33 C.E., along with the teachings then?
None. They're all hypocrites who interpret the Bible according to their agenda.
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Would you sing alone infront of "inmates" in prison for $10,000? Just a stage,you and some security...no bars:-(?
I'd rather sing alone in front of homicidal inmates than in front of an audience of Republicans. Eeeeeeeek!
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Do you have time to cook?
No. Can you do it for me?
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How rude are you on a scale of 1 - 10
11
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Aren't the people now voting for Gingrich basically saying, "Yay! Hypocrisy! Yay! That's what we need in a candidate!"?
The only people voting for the Newter[ed] are those he has had sex with in the past.
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Should we hold hands?
I'd rather hold feet if you don't mind.
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if cable connector broke off tv can the tv be hooked to a vcr or dvr to get signal to watch tv
Better be careful. The FBI may bust you for piracy.
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How did STOP ONLINE PRIVACY ACT have gotten as far as it did with so many obvious flaws?
Pick one:
1. Americans are stupid.
2. Hollywood has a lot of money.
3. The politicians are sold-out whores.
4. We no longer live in a democracy.
5. The corporations rule the roost.
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get high from smoking parsley?
Sure, go right ahead. While you're at it, make some spaghetti sauce and put the parsley in there too. It tastes delicious.
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Hey im creating a new religion, its called common sense...Do you want to join its free? :)
Nope. I only join religions where I have to pay.
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Do you think my insurance would cover a breast reduction if its causing health problems?
Well, I need to examine your breasts before I can answer that question.
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Are public sector unions "entitled" to "get their way, all the time"?
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Obama visits a company, praises its success or its being futuristic, visionary, or green. Months later it's bankrupt. The Obama effect?
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How can you trust ANY of Obama's employment numbers when, time after time, the previous months' new-jobs figures get revised backwards?
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How can you trust ANY of Obama's employment numbers when, time after time, the previous months' new-jobs figures get revised backwards?
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If not for the cost, wouldn't it seem hilarious watching Obama, the economic wizard, make excuses for his 29 months of 9% unemployment?
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Obamaites: Is it going to make you even happier when Obama's 9.2% unemployment goes up yet more with coal industry layoffs?
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Libs: What exactly caused you to choose "entitlement" over ambition?
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What will happen if all debtor nations (USA, Greece,Italy, Spain, Japan,United Kingdom,Germany & France) default their debt together?
They'll have to come up with a new system, pronto. Hopefully, we'll be better off but I wouldn't go betting on it. History proves that we learn absolutely nothing from out mistakes.
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What will happen if all debtor nations (USA, Greece,Italy, Spain, Japan,United Kingdom,Germany & France) default their debt together?
They'll have to come up with a new system, pronto. Hopefully, we'll be better off but I wouldn't go betting on it. History proves that we learn absolutely nothing from out mistakes.
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If you are on the verge of killing yourself, what would you think about to keep you going?
Beer, blondes, boobs, booty
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At a closed casket funeral is the coffin locked?
Not locked, sealed. The casket is sealed.
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LET'S GO ______________________________!
fishing
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When _____________________, that was the funniest thing!!!! HAHAHAAHA!!!
I farted
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Why is it that the wealthy always need more money? Are they that bad at managing it?
Nope. Greed is a disease.
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i have a boost mobile samsung galaxy phone that turns off by itself. why?
It's possessed.
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Do you have a reservation?
No, I'm not a racist. I believe that Natives should live anywhere they want, after all, this is all their land.
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I would like your opinions on Fox News. Is it a trustworthy news source or is it just soap opera trash?
FAUX News. Take your pick!
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What's something good to talk about for a 2000 word essay?
Sex
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God won't be God if ___________________________.
he wears a skirt
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You're not ______________ again are you?
Drunk
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___________ has no limit.
Greed
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Why are Americans so adverse to voting Palin when they all voted in their droves for Bush?
Americans didn't vote in droves for Bush. Bush stole both elections.
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My _____ hurts.
Ass
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Who last punished you? And why?
Her. Should I explain why?
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What's wrong with Murdoch?
He's a money-grabbing scumbag but other than that, not much.
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Did Jesus ever speak to you?
Yes! After he was done mowing my lawn, he said "jefe, you owe me 25 pesos"
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When I think about you I ________________.
Get a boner.
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In Eastern Countries(Malaysia, Korea,) plus Central American countries(like
Guatemala) a lot of products developed by Americans are made and sold here.
Why do you think it's the reason why the US companies have fled to those countries to begin with, eh? I'll give you hint: not the weather or better benefits for the workers pool.
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My printer doesn't work, where else can I get my UPS shipping label?
Wild thought here: how about the UPS store?
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What do i do about all these non-paying bidders on EBAY????????????
Kill them.
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What is your favorite museum of paleontology?
The Museum of Intelligent Design in Kansas, of course.
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When you close your eyes, what are you most likely to be doing?
Taking a shit.
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Where did the egyptians locate natron?
In Egypt?
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Who was the French general in the Battle of Quebec?
General Custard
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Who was the father of Atahualpa?
Atahualpa senior?
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Who is Ada Lovelace\'s father?
Mr. Lovelace?
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Who created the great pyramids?
Hosni Mubarak.
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Has Obama replaced Jesse Jackson as Supreme Ruler and Commander of Every African American?
The IQ on AB is getting lower and lower and lower and...
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Do you fear the comming of the lord?
The Lord of the Flies?
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Am i pregnant? I am so confused and scared to be disappointed.
Since I had nothing to do with it, I wouldn't know. However, a pregnancy test could answer that question for you.
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What effect would it have on the child's personal development if you name your baby Judas?
The same as if you name him Jesus, Moses, Herb or Bob. None.
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Which, if any, "clean energy" fuel runs Obama's 3-aircraft and 40-vehicle vacation motorcades?
Since when do you care about clean energy? I thought you rooted for EXXON and Massey Energy.
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where can i send a request for my proof of us citizenship?
How about immigration? Duh!
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It appears that global currency will soon fail. Is nature forcing us to care about each other by necessitating a sustainable economy?
First, there is no global currency. But, yes, when the shit hits the fan - and it will soon, very soon now - the only way in which we will be able to survive is by relying and helping each other and rebuilding a sense of community. The days of me, first me and only me are over.
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Who is the vice president to Barack Obama?
I dunno. Is Barack Obama a corporation now?
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Since Thorium reactors have been proven, why has the United States government not jumped on the bandwagon?
For the same reason that electric cars are not being manufactured. The existing mega corporations that have cornered the market won't allow anything else to be tried. That's what happens in corporatism.
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is anyone from bergen county nj?
I was born and bred in Emerson.
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Why am i taking prednisolone tablets 5mg -salbutamol 100 mg- clarithromycin 500mg for ashma/bronchitas
Because you have ashma/bronchitas?
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Do you think our government and businesses are trying to seriously solve the energy crisis?
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Is Catcher In The Rye a good book? I think Im going to read it, And I wanted peoples opinions on the book. What do you think of it?
I hated it.
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Does anyone beleive in God these days?
Not me. And it's not just 'these days' - it's more like never.
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How long do you keep your DVD player?
Till it breaks.
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What should i wear for my maternity photo shoot?
How about some clothes?
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Do you think, that Hitler's policies are being filtered into today's society??
Being filtered? Hell, the Republicons are the new Nazis. They're using Hitler's book.
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When will people realize that the economy didn't get bad because money disappeared, it flowed to the rich people?
Never. For as long as you have the Kock Bros. buying Republicons who tell their idiot followers who what to think, they will never realized that they have been the object of the worst theft in the history of mankind.
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what will be made of the middle east after its period of transition?
Whatever the sovereign peoples of the Middle East want to do with their countries. But one thing is for sure, the US is out. Out, out, out! Done! These uprisings are as much about getting the empire out of their lives once and for all as they are about their own freedom and democracy. Finally, the peoples of the world are taking matters into their own hands and saying enough! What a...
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I Heard this AM, About New Charges Being Leveled Against Bradley Manning, is Wikileaks an "Enemy"?
Yeah, whatever it takes. The US is completely out of control. It's just like a psycopathic old Hollywood star fat and full of wrinkles that knows it's done and now it's out to get whoever it can. You people are so done, it's not even funny. And the world at large knows it except for the idiots inside who are still coming on forums like this to forget the misery that surrounds them and to...
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Yet another shooter yells 'Allahu Akbar' and kills people. Why does Obama have such trouble recognizing a motive?
When are you going to start recognizing your own crimes, huh, brainwashed shill? Are you going to wait until the world closes on you like they did on Germany and then ask why?
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Soldier ‘Kill Team’ in Afghanistan Photographed Victims
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2010/09/first-hearing-in-armys-afghanistan-kill-team-begins/
Today begins a wrenching legal process:...
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Yet another shooter yells 'Allahu Akbar' and kills people. Why does Obama have such trouble recognizing a motive?
Maybe he doesn't have the moral standing since considering that it is his country that it has illegally invaded and is occupying two of their countries while massacring their innocent civilians. You know, you people are going to have to wake up to reality one of these days and accept the fact that you are not exceptional, you are not special & you don't rule the world.
Better start...
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Yet another shooter yells 'Allahu Akbar' and kills people. Why does Obama have such trouble recognizing a motive?
Yet, another gang of Amerikan mercenaries murder 9 little boys while their good Christun boss "apologizes" for the murders. The second in as many weeks. But, please, don't fret about this. Remember, they hate you for your freedoms. That's it, it's your freedoms they hate you for. Your freedoms to slaughter other people's children but your freedoms none the less.
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What are the differences between public sector and private sector unions?
The only difference is that one is formed by public employees and the other one by employees in the private sector.
I see that the hordes of hateful and uninformed Amerikans have been recruited to the dark side one more time to aid and abet the effort of destroying themselves. It will be just magnificent to see all the unions gone and those few of your that still have jobs, working 12 hour...
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Who would love to hear what the all of a sudden enlightened Republicans are going to do to get the U.S. out of the deep doo doo its in ?
Well, apparently, there's one Texan Republicon proposing that overly-aggressive TSA molesters be jailed. Now, that's one enlightenment I can live with. However, I fear that only more draconian may be hiding behind that. I don't believe in miracles, an enlightened Republicon would be one.
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Is Obama so desperate that he has to return to a community agitator's race-hustling tactics as the only way to deal with opposition?
A better question would be, are yo desperate that you have to resort to questions are racist and stupid as this one to push your filthy and disgusting agenda?
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Can Muslims be trusted with the power and responsibilities of democracy?
A better question would be, can Amerikans be trusted with power and responsibilities of democracy? And I would have to answer a resounding NO! Look at what you people have done to the world. Are you proud? Do you like it? Do you think you can be trusted to change your own underwear? If the world had any common sense, they would do to the US what they did to Germany before it is too late....
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What's a bigger threat to US national security? North Korea or Iran? And why?
Wall Street and the MIC are the biggest threat the US security and that of the world.
Iran is no threat to anyone except those who want to invade them for nefarious reasons of personal gain.
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Why is it no one is demanding of Congress to do something about Gas prices?
Because the speculators on Wall Street, the ones that sit at their desks and play Russian Roulette with our lives and futures all day long, own Congress.