Answerbag: raylrodr's answers

Answer to What sort of noise drives you absolutely insane?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:13:34 -0800

What sort of noise drives you absolutely insane?

Repetitive metalic noises make me bezonky.

Answer to I got my tragus pierced with a needle. Now I want my helix done 2. Should I do it with needle or with gun??? Is the helix more painful than tragus or lobe?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:12:31 -0800

I got my tragus pierced with a needle. Now I want my helix done 2. Should I do it with needle or with gun??? Is the helix more painful than tragus or lobe?

A .22 semi-automatic rifle should do the trick nicely...makes a cool place to hang your keys!

Answer to How do you write 32.4 in words?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:58:38 -0800

How do you write 32.4 in words?

32 point 4....32 dot 4 .....32 and 4 tenths.

Answer to How do you do this math problem- Kim needs 9 and 3/4 yards of strings for one project and 1 and 15/16 yards of string for a second project. What is the total amount of string needed?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:52:02 -0800

How do you do this math problem- Kim needs 9 and 3/4 yards of strings for one project and 1 and 15/16 yards of string for a second project. What is the total amount of string needed?

12 yards, round up because they won't want to have to deal with the fractions where you buy your string.

Answer to If your man cums in you can you get prego????? HELP Me!!!!!!!

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:50:20 -0800

If your man cums in you can you get prego????? HELP Me!!!!!!!

You can't get pregnant if he didn't mean it, or was thinking of something else.

Answer to What type of things did you do, as a child, to keep occupied on long trips?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:49:19 -0800

What type of things did you do, as a child, to keep occupied on long trips?

We looked out the windows experiencing the wonders of our great country. Seeing, learning and grasping what the World had to offer outside our own neighborhood. Trips were a gas! So much to see! So much to do!

Answer to What was the greatest engineering feat of the 20th century?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 07:17:51 -0800

What was the greatest engineering feat of the 20th century?

Bringing electricity into everyone's homes.

Answer to How would you react when the angel Gabriel knocked you (or your s/o) up one night?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 06:49:54 -0800

How would you react when the angel Gabriel knocked you (or your s/o) up one night?

I'd be madder than hell...I don't want the stretch marks! (There goes my modelling career)

Answer to Ive got a few glass pyrex type dishes ,that i use to bake food ...trouble is they ve gone brown !any ideas of what to use to get the encrusted brown ,burn off?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 06:47:35 -0800

Ive got a few glass pyrex type dishes ,that i use to bake food ...trouble is they ve gone brown !any ideas of what to use to get the encrusted brown ,burn off?

Those green scratchy pads work, along with a lot of elbow grease. Oven cleaner may work, as well, if the encrustations are heavy. Watch the fumes from that stuff though.

Answer to Is there any intellgent life on this planet?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 06:45:06 -0800

Is there any intellgent life on this planet?

Yourre speling sez it all.

Answer to Yes or No, during the holiday season you will at least attend/host one family gathering with more than 12 people?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 08:53:37 -0800

Yes or No, during the holiday season you will at least attend/host one family gathering with more than 12 people?

No

Answer to I've got a pumpkin soup already made and was wondering what dishes (as a side or main dish) would work well?

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 08:49:06 -0800

I've got a pumpkin soup already made and was wondering what dishes (as a side or main dish) would work well?

Hot homemade bread!

Answer to What is something that has been discontinued that you wish they would bring back? (12-4-09)

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 08:28:50 -0800

What is something that has been discontinued that you wish they would bring back? (12-4-09)

Without a doubt....Pepsi in 16oz. GLASS bottles.

Answer to Do you find red heads attractive?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:50:03 -0800

Do you find red heads attractive?

Oh, Hell yes!

Answer to What will you do if you found a ouija board on your front yard?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:42:04 -0800

What will you do if you found a ouija board on your front yard?

Throw it back out into the road where it probably came from, anyhow!

Answer to Whats is the difference between Mass and Weight?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:36:16 -0800

Whats is the difference between Mass and Weight?

Good question!

Answer to The teenager "rolled his eyes" at you and then _______! What word (s) can you use to complete the sentence?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:35:24 -0800

The teenager "rolled his eyes" at you and then _______! What word (s) can you use to complete the sentence?

The floor collided with the back of his head!

Answer to If you had the chance would you fly in an airplane with NOAA, Coast Guard, NASA, etc. through a huricane?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:33:29 -0800

If you had the chance would you fly in an airplane with NOAA, Coast Guard, NASA, etc. through a huricane?

Absolutely! Sign me up!

Answer to Who wants all this snow? It's free, just come get it.

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:27:07 -0800

Who wants all this snow? It's free, just come get it.

The Big Kahuna aint even here yet!

Answer to Do vegetarians eat eggs? Are eggs vegatarian?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:20:43 -0800

Do vegetarians eat eggs? Are eggs vegatarian?

Yes, eggs are vegetarian. They eat no meat at all.

Answer to I'm looking to start a lawn business can you tell me what are the steps??? I have no idea where to start...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:20:01 -0800

I'm looking to start a lawn business can you tell me what are the steps??? I have no idea where to start...

Buy a lawn mower that works.....

Answer to This is going to sound silly but I'm flying down to Florida with friends for spring break without my parents knowing (they think I'm going to the ski cottage instead) & I keep having dreams of getting caught. I'm 19 btw so an adult. How should I calm down

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:18:11 -0800

This is going to sound silly but I'm flying down to Florida with friends for spring break without my parents knowing (they think I'm going to the ski cottage instead) & I keep having dreams of getting caught. I'm 19 btw so an adult. How should I calm down

19 makes you an adult.....hmmm....adults aren't concerned with what their parents think, but they wouldn't lie to them, either.

Answer to What's the most important thing you've learned from your Dad?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:14:12 -0800

What's the most important thing you've learned from your Dad?

Keep your chew and a six pack in the tool shed....She'll never look there.

Answer to How long does it take to mail a letter in texas?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:02:57 -0800

How long does it take to mail a letter in texas?

As long as it takes a Texan to drive to the post office.

Answer to Does your age bother you?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 11:02:01 -0800

Does your age bother you?

It's not so much my age as it is my aching ass parts!

Answer to Is compulsory military service a form of slavery?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 07:43:34 -0800

Is compulsory military service a form of slavery?

Absolutely not. Military service is for the benefit of the common good in the long run. There's nothing wrong with giving back to the community and mankind in general.

Answer to How far from your home is the nearest hospital?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 09:09:07 -0800

How far from your home is the nearest hospital?

12 miles.

Answer to Im a nice person, but i get picked on. every single day im ridiculed for something and it hurts. how can i make people realise their nasty words hurt?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 09:07:51 -0800

Im a nice person, but i get picked on. every single day im ridiculed for something and it hurts. how can i make people realise their nasty words hurt?

Burn down their houses, it worked for Carrie!

Answer to It is expensive to execute people on death row but it doesn't have to be. Should we focus on execution techniques that are less expensive such as stoning or drowning?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 09:06:28 -0800

It is expensive to execute people on death row but it doesn't have to be. Should we focus on execution techniques that are less expensive such as stoning or drowning?

Large caliber, high-velocity ammo can be bought at Wal-Mart for less than a buck a round.

Answer to I have been with my girlfriend for 6years and she has left me a note saying ''Sorry but we cannot be together anymore I have already moved my stuff out, do not try calling me.'' What do I do now?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 09:03:50 -0800

I have been with my girlfriend for 6years and she has left me a note saying ''Sorry but we cannot be together anymore I have already moved my stuff out, do not try calling me.'' What do I do now?

Don't bother calling her and go to the mall and find another girlfriend.

Answer to What's something that was free but cost much more then you thought?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 09:02:40 -0800

What's something that was free but cost much more then you thought?

The first wife.

Answer to What can be done to decrease the US prison population?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 08:57:01 -0800

What can be done to decrease the US prison population?

Shoot the bastards.

Answer to Boot up problem

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 08:56:31 -0800

Boot up problem

Intestinal gas problem.

Answer to If you had a choice of these two meats, which one would you eat....venison(deer meat) or lamb?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 08:55:18 -0800

If you had a choice of these two meats, which one would you eat....venison(deer meat) or lamb?

I would, by choice, go hungry. Bring on the pork or beef and we'll talk!

Answer to How can i make my lips bigger without any type of surgery or makeup?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 08:50:25 -0800

How can i make my lips bigger without any type of surgery or makeup?

Slap them repeatedly with the wire end of a fly swatter.

Answer to Why will the honorable President B. Hussein Obama waste time in Copenhagen over an issue yet again proved to be a fraud that is built on totally unverifiable data?

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 08:49:21 -0800

Why will the honorable President B. Hussein Obama waste time in Copenhagen over an issue yet again proved to be a fraud that is built on totally unverifiable data?

More than likely...theres money to be made here, think Al Gore!

Answer to What is 'in the works' in your life?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 06:17:40 -0800

What is 'in the works' in your life?

Organizing my garage.

Answer to What is your favorite m&m color?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 06:14:05 -0800

What is your favorite m&m color?

Flannel.

Answer to Are you old enough to remember "Petticoat Junction", "Captain Kangaroo", "Mork and Mindy" or "Gilligans Island"?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 06:10:27 -0800

Are you old enough to remember "Petticoat Junction", "Captain Kangaroo", "Mork and Mindy" or "Gilligans Island"?

I remember them all and older ones, too! The Adventures of Superman, The Roy Rogers Show, Highway Patrol, My Mother the Car (wow), My Favorite Martian to name a few.

Answer to What are the chances of you seeing snow on Christmas Day?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 06:05:06 -0800

What are the chances of you seeing snow on Christmas Day?

Pretty good here...the weather folks say that an ass-buster snowstorm is headed our way this week.

Answer to Hi i have a 99 vw golf gti turbo, for 2 days now the front passenger door will not latch shut??? then this morning i went to use the car and now the drivers door is doing the same!!! the door and handle itself look ok and it opens and locks fine, the door

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 06:03:51 -0800

Hi i have a 99 vw golf gti turbo, for 2 days now the front passenger door will not latch shut??? then this morning i went to use the car and now the drivers door is doing the same!!! the door and handle itself look ok and it opens and locks fine, the door

Spray the lock/latch mechanism in the door with an aerosol lubricant. While you're at it, spray the hinges, too.

Answer to What makes white men more desirable to women of all races?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 05:58:43 -0800

What makes white men more desirable to women of all races?

So, where's all these women looking at white guys?

Answer to I know raindrops are an ingredient of a rainbow but would you say that the flagging of this question from "Precipitation" to" Science of Rainbows" is just stretching the point a little to far?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 05:55:33 -0800

I know raindrops are an ingredient of a rainbow but would you say that the flagging of this question from "Precipitation" to" Science of Rainbows" is just stretching the point a little to far?

Thats precisely why I just mark all my questions as "outside the bag". Someone, somewhere, way more intelligent than I will eventually move it somewhere to their liking.

Answer to If 18,000 children die every day from hunger, why does the US government pay farmers not to farm?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 05:51:16 -0800

If 18,000 children die every day from hunger, why does the US government pay farmers not to farm?

Thats their way of manipulating market prices by maintaining a false "shortage". If farmers were to plant and harvest all the land they had available the market would be flooded with grain and prices would crash.

Answer to What is ten feet below you right now?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 05:47:19 -0800

What is ten feet below you right now?

The microwave.

Answer to Do you have a normal or dysfunctional family?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 05:45:56 -0800

Do you have a normal or dysfunctional family?

All families are normally dysfunctional. Have you ever known a real family that acts like a Hollywood family?

Answer to If you had to sell an organ for money, would you? What organ and for how much?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 16:23:30 -0800

If you had to sell an organ for money, would you? What organ and for how much?

I'd take $350 for my neighbor's Hammond...

Answer to Do you like your pizza crust soft or crunchy?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 16:17:57 -0800

Do you like your pizza crust soft or crunchy?

Crunchy...and thin.

Answer to Is Copenhagen on the European mainland?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 16:12:17 -0800

Is Copenhagen on the European mainland?

No.

Answer to How to i practice squirting liquid out of my labret?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 06:46:44 -0800

How to i practice squirting liquid out of my labret?

What the hell's a labret?

Answer to Have you ever used the kitchen sink to brush your teeth?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 06:45:04 -0800

Have you ever used the kitchen sink to brush your teeth?

You bet! Thats the only alternative while the WW is flouncing around in the bathroom sink!

Answer to What is one color you would not paint your bedroom?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 06:35:54 -0800

What is one color you would not paint your bedroom?

Flannel.

Answer to Who has the biggest balls of them all?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 06:29:56 -0800

Who has the biggest balls of them all?

Sarah Palin.

Answer to What do you think would make for some bad flavors of M&M's?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 06:29:04 -0800

What do you think would make for some bad flavors of M&M's?

Goose macaroons.

Answer to What two drinks should you never put in the same glass?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 06:27:08 -0800

What two drinks should you never put in the same glass?

Creme Dementhe and orange juice.

Answer to Did you get lucky last night?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 06:26:03 -0800

Did you get lucky last night?

I guess so, I lived through the night.

Answer to I'm 18 but people say i look and act like 15... I don't exactly have a problem with that but just wondering.. What should i do to make me look more mature?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 06:23:43 -0800

I'm 18 but people say i look and act like 15... I don't exactly have a problem with that but just wondering.. What should i do to make me look more mature?

Not sure what to tell you...I work with people in their early 20's who act like they're 12.

Answer to What is your favourite Christmas tipple?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 06:21:20 -0800

What is your favourite Christmas tipple?

That just depends on who's buying!

Answer to Thinking of your HOME PHONE, How many times did you have a conversation on it yesterday?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 06:19:54 -0800

Thinking of your HOME PHONE, How many times did you have a conversation on it yesterday?

I have no HOME phone...dropped it years ago as an unnecessary expense.

Answer to What color was the last plate you used?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 06:17:17 -0800

What color was the last plate you used?

Black.

Answer to Tea Or Coffee?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 06:16:37 -0800

Tea Or Coffee?

Hot coffee in the morning and cold tea with meals.

Answer to Frizzbe catching-i noticed her limping. When i looked at paw it was curled up like a cramp.After a minute or so it straighteded out but, now she favors it somewhat. she trys to hide it but its still there. she's 2 and very active. Its the back leg.

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 06:15:00 -0800

Frizzbe catching-i noticed her limping. When i looked at paw it was curled up like a cramp.After a minute or so it straighteded out but, now she favors it somewhat. she trys to hide it but its still there. she's 2 and very active. Its the back leg.

Do everyone a favor and give your sheep a rest.

Answer to What's the most irritating accent in your country?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 06:11:56 -0800

What's the most irritating accent in your country?

Apu at the Quickie Mart.

Answer to You're stranded on a deserted island and can only have three inanimate objects. What would they be?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 06:10:53 -0800

You're stranded on a deserted island and can only have three inanimate objects. What would they be?

Three objects, hmm....a system for making fresh water from saltwater.....Golden Corral's salad bar....and Paris Hilton.

Answer to My "comments" orange light stays on although i don't have any unread comments. what can i do?

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 05:57:27 -0800

My "comments" orange light stays on although i don't have any unread comments. what can i do?

Why worry about it? I have never looked at that thing.

Answer to Do you live close the the border of an adjacent state?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:13:19 -0800

Do you live close the the border of an adjacent state?

27 miles straight West of Illinois. 54 Miles North of Missouri.

Answer to Have you heard any good Tiger Woods jokes?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:06:33 -0800

Have you heard any good Tiger Woods jokes?

I received a text picture from a friend yesterday that was a Christmas card photo of the Woods' together, (she holding a golf club) stating Merry Christmas from the Woods'. Tiger was all scuffed up, bruised, etc. Made my day!

Answer to What were the colors of your wedding?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:00:39 -0800

What were the colors of your wedding?

Flannel and aluminum.

Answer to What is the best cure for pride?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:51:29 -0800

What is the best cure for pride?

A large foot in ass.

Answer to Do mentally retarded people go to hell?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:50:57 -0800

Do mentally retarded people go to hell?

Not really...they do, however, become successful politicians.

Answer to Do you think Obama is corrupted?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:50:07 -0800

Do you think Obama is corrupted?

Only if he came from Illinois.

Answer to Would you rather die by firing squid or by being hanged?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:48:04 -0800

Would you rather die by firing squid or by being hanged?

Firing squid!! Schnikeys!

Answer to Sex with two women on the same day, will i have any problem

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:47:07 -0800

Sex with two women on the same day, will i have any problem

Well, it worked for Bill Clinton!

Answer to In monopoly when you are in in jail after 3 roll do you have to pay the 500k to get out of jail

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:36:48 -0800

In monopoly when you are in in jail after 3 roll do you have to pay the 500k to get out of jail

That is correct, except for the fine....it's $50.

Answer to Which would you choose? Lemon Heads, Hot Tamales or Gum Drops?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:31:25 -0800

Which would you choose? Lemon Heads, Hot Tamales or Gum Drops?

Hot Tamales...love the flavor and consistency.

Answer to How long is Randi Holders Wiener?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:29:36 -0800

How long is Randi Holders Wiener?

Exactly 10 minutes.

Answer to What do you think of when you hear sirens?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:07:21 -0800

What do you think of when you hear sirens?

When I hear sirens, I usually think that someone has once again made a poor choice. That pretty well covers everything siren related.

Answer to Why will the honorable President B. Hussein Obama waste time in Copenhagen over an issue yet again proved to be a fraud that is built on totally unverifiable data?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:59:56 -0800

Why will the honorable President B. Hussein Obama waste time in Copenhagen over an issue yet again proved to be a fraud that is built on totally unverifiable data?

Because theres lots of room for profit....Al Gore come to mind?

Answer to Why are the French so annoying?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:54:05 -0800

Why are the French so annoying?

Because the Canadians keep pretty quiet?

Answer to I'm 5'10" are you taller or shorter than me?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 07:01:54 -0800

I'm 5'10" are you taller or shorter than me?

Taller.

Answer to What careers out there earn more than engineers (other than medicine)?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 06:59:04 -0800

What careers out there earn more than engineers (other than medicine)?

Corrupt politicians.

Answer to Why does a manual transmission car get better mileage than the same make & model with automatic?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 06:48:43 -0800

Why does a manual transmission car get better mileage than the same make & model with automatic?

They don't necessarily...a co-worker and I drive the same make, model and year of car except his is a 5 speed and mine is automatic. I normally get 39.5 MPG and he gets around 33.5. It's all about how you drive it. Keep those engine RPMs down. Life aint a race.

Answer to If you had the power to vote Obama out of office right now, would you?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 06:31:50 -0800

If you had the power to vote Obama out of office right now, would you?

Sign me up!

Answer to If the moon's made of green cheese. What's the sun made of?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 06:30:36 -0800

If the moon's made of green cheese. What's the sun made of?

Orange slice candies!

Answer to Would you let your 17 year old son's girlfriend sleep over in his bedroom?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 06:16:19 -0800

Would you let your 17 year old son's girlfriend sleep over in his bedroom?

Sure I would....providing that my 17 year old son was away at the time!

Answer to What, in your opinion, is the best musical you have ever seen?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 06:00:21 -0800

What, in your opinion, is the best musical you have ever seen?

Hair. It embraced the intense action, drama and angst related with the times and had great music, too.

Answer to Can you name a female AnswerBagger?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 05:50:48 -0800

Can you name a female AnswerBagger?

Skeeter...my GF from the North!

Answer to What is a song that was popular the year you were born?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:30:37 -0800

What is a song that was popular the year you were born?

Rock Around The Clock by Bill Haley and the Comets and Maybelline by Chuck Berry, to name two great ones.

Answer to The gallbladder assists in digesting fat. I had mine removed. What would happen if I were to take flax seed oil?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:25:52 -0800

The gallbladder assists in digesting fat. I had mine removed. What would happen if I were to take flax seed oil?

You would undoubtedly grow your own jeans!

Answer to About how many text messages do you send a month?

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:22:27 -0800

About how many text messages do you send a month?

Bout 2500

Answer to Do you know of a reliable car body repair shop in orange county?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 12:52:46 -0800

Do you know of a reliable car body repair shop in orange county?

Which state?

Answer to What did the cow say to the alien?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 12:51:47 -0800

What did the cow say to the alien?

Cud ewe moooove over?

Answer to Was Jesus Christ a scientist?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 12:27:33 -0800

Was Jesus Christ a scientist?

I heard he was a carpenter.

Answer to Whats the average size penis for a 13 year old

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 12:19:20 -0800

Whats the average size penis for a 13 year old

What's with all the 13 year olds?

Answer to How to keep a kitten from climbing a 10 ft. fake christmas tree?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 12:02:45 -0800

How to keep a kitten from climbing a 10 ft. fake christmas tree?

Click-click, Pull!

Answer to Have you ever been with a prostitute?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:13:08 -0800

Have you ever been with a prostitute?

Yeah....the first wife.....

Answer to How do you feel when other guys check out your wife or girlfriend?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:11:22 -0800

How do you feel when other guys check out your wife or girlfriend?

Uhh...would you pass the salt, please?

Answer to Do you have any secrets for a spectacular relationship?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:30:51 -0800

Do you have any secrets for a spectacular relationship?

Buy condominiums and avoid intersections.

Answer to I am drunk, now what?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:29:15 -0800

I am drunk, now what?

Shit yourself, then take a nap.

Answer to Are guns safe?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:28:36 -0800

Are guns safe?

Guns are as safe as any other piece of machinery. You bring people into the mix and the results can be unexpected.