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What sort of noise drives you absolutely insane?
Repetitive metalic noises make me bezonky.
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I got my tragus pierced with a needle. Now I want my helix done 2. Should I do it with needle or with gun??? Is the helix more painful than tragus or lobe?
A .22 semi-automatic rifle should do the trick nicely...makes a cool place to hang your keys!
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How do you write 32.4 in words?
32 point 4....32 dot 4 .....32 and 4 tenths.
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How do you do this math problem- Kim needs 9 and 3/4 yards of strings for one project and 1 and 15/16 yards of string for a second project. What is the total amount of string needed?
12 yards, round up because they won't want to have to deal with the fractions where you buy your string.
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If your man cums in you can you get prego????? HELP Me!!!!!!!
You can't get pregnant if he didn't mean it, or was thinking of something else.
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What type of things did you do, as a child, to keep occupied on long trips?
We looked out the windows experiencing the wonders of our great country. Seeing, learning and grasping what the World had to offer outside our own neighborhood. Trips were a gas! So much to see! So much to do!
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What was the greatest engineering feat of the 20th century?
Bringing electricity into everyone's homes.
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How would you react when the angel Gabriel knocked you (or your s/o) up one night?
I'd be madder than hell...I don't want the stretch marks! (There goes my modelling career)
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Ive got a few glass pyrex type dishes ,that i use to bake food ...trouble is they ve gone brown !any ideas of what to use to get the encrusted brown ,burn off?
Those green scratchy pads work, along with a lot of elbow grease. Oven cleaner may work, as well, if the encrustations are heavy. Watch the fumes from that stuff though.
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Is there any intellgent life on this planet?
Yourre speling sez it all.
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Yes or No, during the holiday season you will at least attend/host one family gathering with more than 12 people?
No
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I've got a pumpkin soup already made and was wondering what dishes (as a side or main dish) would work well?
Hot homemade bread!
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What is something that has been discontinued that you wish they would bring back? (12-4-09)
Without a doubt....Pepsi in 16oz. GLASS bottles.
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Do you find red heads attractive?
Oh, Hell yes!
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What will you do if you found a ouija board on your front yard?
Throw it back out into the road where it probably came from, anyhow!
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Whats is the difference between Mass and Weight?
Good question!
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The teenager "rolled his eyes" at you and then _______! What word (s) can you use to complete the sentence?
The floor collided with the back of his head!
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If you had the chance would you fly in an airplane with NOAA, Coast Guard, NASA, etc. through a huricane?
Absolutely! Sign me up!
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Who wants all this snow? It's free, just come get it.
The Big Kahuna aint even here yet!
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Do vegetarians eat eggs? Are eggs vegatarian?
Yes, eggs are vegetarian. They eat no meat at all.
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I'm looking to start a lawn business can you tell me what are the steps??? I have no idea where to start...
Buy a lawn mower that works.....
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This is going to sound silly but I'm flying down to Florida with friends for spring break without my parents knowing (they think I'm going to the ski cottage instead) & I keep having dreams of getting caught. I'm 19 btw so an adult. How should I calm down
19 makes you an adult.....hmmm....adults aren't concerned with what their parents think, but they wouldn't lie to them, either.
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What's the most important thing you've learned from your Dad?
Keep your chew and a six pack in the tool shed....She'll never look there.
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How long does it take to mail a letter in texas?
As long as it takes a Texan to drive to the post office.
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Does your age bother you?
It's not so much my age as it is my aching ass parts!
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Is compulsory military service a form of slavery?
Absolutely not. Military service is for the benefit of the common good in the long run. There's nothing wrong with giving back to the community and mankind in general.
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How far from your home is the nearest hospital?
12 miles.
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Im a nice person, but i get picked on. every single day im ridiculed for something and it hurts. how can i make people realise their nasty words hurt?
Burn down their houses, it worked for Carrie!
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It is expensive to execute people on death row but it doesn't have to be. Should we focus on execution techniques that are less expensive such as stoning or drowning?
Large caliber, high-velocity ammo can be bought at Wal-Mart for less than a buck a round.
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I have been with my girlfriend for 6years and she has left me a note saying ''Sorry but we cannot be together anymore I have already moved my stuff out, do not try calling me.'' What do I do now?
Don't bother calling her and go to the mall and find another girlfriend.
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What's something that was free but cost much more then you thought?
The first wife.
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What can be done to decrease the US prison population?
Shoot the bastards.
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Boot up problem
Intestinal gas problem.
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If you had a choice of these two meats, which one would you eat....venison(deer meat) or lamb?
I would, by choice, go hungry. Bring on the pork or beef and we'll talk!
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How can i make my lips bigger without any type of surgery or makeup?
Slap them repeatedly with the wire end of a fly swatter.
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Why will the honorable President B. Hussein Obama waste time in Copenhagen over an issue yet again proved to be a fraud that is built on totally unverifiable data?
More than likely...theres money to be made here, think Al Gore!
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What is 'in the works' in your life?
Organizing my garage.
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What is your favorite m&m color?
Flannel.
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Are you old enough to remember "Petticoat Junction", "Captain Kangaroo", "Mork and Mindy" or "Gilligans Island"?
I remember them all and older ones, too! The Adventures of Superman, The Roy Rogers Show, Highway Patrol, My Mother the Car (wow), My Favorite Martian to name a few.
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What are the chances of you seeing snow on Christmas Day?
Pretty good here...the weather folks say that an ass-buster snowstorm is headed our way this week.
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Hi i have a 99 vw golf gti turbo, for 2 days now the front passenger door will not latch shut??? then this morning i went to use the car and now the drivers door is doing the same!!! the door and handle itself look ok and it opens and locks fine, the door
Spray the lock/latch mechanism in the door with an aerosol lubricant. While you're at it, spray the hinges, too.
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What makes white men more desirable to women of all races?
So, where's all these women looking at white guys?
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I know raindrops are an ingredient of a rainbow but would you say that the flagging of this question from "Precipitation" to" Science of Rainbows" is just stretching the point a little to far?
Thats precisely why I just mark all my questions as "outside the bag". Someone, somewhere, way more intelligent than I will eventually move it somewhere to their liking.
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If 18,000 children die every day from hunger, why does the US government pay farmers not to farm?
Thats their way of manipulating market prices by maintaining a false "shortage". If farmers were to plant and harvest all the land they had available the market would be flooded with grain and prices would crash.
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What is ten feet below you right now?
The microwave.
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Do you have a normal or dysfunctional family?
All families are normally dysfunctional. Have you ever known a real family that acts like a Hollywood family?
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If you had to sell an organ for money, would you? What organ and for how much?
I'd take $350 for my neighbor's Hammond...
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Do you like your pizza crust soft or crunchy?
Crunchy...and thin.
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Is Copenhagen on the European mainland?
No.
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How to i practice squirting liquid out of my labret?
What the hell's a labret?
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Have you ever used the kitchen sink to brush your teeth?
You bet! Thats the only alternative while the WW is flouncing around in the bathroom sink!
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What is one color you would not paint your bedroom?
Flannel.
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Who has the biggest balls of them all?
Sarah Palin.
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What do you think would make for some bad flavors of M&M's?
Goose macaroons.
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What two drinks should you never put in the same glass?
Creme Dementhe and orange juice.
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Did you get lucky last night?
I guess so, I lived through the night.
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I'm 18 but people say i look and act like 15... I don't exactly have a problem with that but just wondering.. What should i do to make me look more mature?
Not sure what to tell you...I work with people in their early 20's who act like they're 12.
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What is your favourite Christmas tipple?
That just depends on who's buying!
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Thinking of your HOME PHONE, How many times did you have a conversation on it yesterday?
I have no HOME phone...dropped it years ago as an unnecessary expense.
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What color was the last plate you used?
Black.
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Tea Or Coffee?
Hot coffee in the morning and cold tea with meals.
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Frizzbe catching-i noticed her limping. When i looked at paw it was curled up like a cramp.After a minute or so it straighteded out but, now she favors it somewhat. she trys to hide it but its still there. she's 2 and very active. Its the back leg.
Do everyone a favor and give your sheep a rest.
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What's the most irritating accent in your country?
Apu at the Quickie Mart.
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You're stranded on a deserted island and can only have three inanimate objects. What would they be?
Three objects, hmm....a system for making fresh water from saltwater.....Golden Corral's salad bar....and Paris Hilton.
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My "comments" orange light stays on although i don't have any unread comments. what can i do?
Why worry about it? I have never looked at that thing.
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Do you live close the the border of an adjacent state?
27 miles straight West of Illinois. 54 Miles North of Missouri.
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Have you heard any good Tiger Woods jokes?
I received a text picture from a friend yesterday that was a Christmas card photo of the Woods' together, (she holding a golf club) stating Merry Christmas from the Woods'. Tiger was all scuffed up, bruised, etc. Made my day!
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What were the colors of your wedding?
Flannel and aluminum.
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What is the best cure for pride?
A large foot in ass.
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Do mentally retarded people go to hell?
Not really...they do, however, become successful politicians.
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Do you think Obama is corrupted?
Only if he came from Illinois.
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Would you rather die by firing squid or by being hanged?
Firing squid!! Schnikeys!
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Sex with two women on the same day, will i have any problem
Well, it worked for Bill Clinton!
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In monopoly when you are in in jail after 3 roll do you have to pay the 500k to get out of jail
That is correct, except for the fine....it's $50.
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Which would you choose? Lemon Heads, Hot Tamales or Gum Drops?
Hot Tamales...love the flavor and consistency.
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How long is Randi Holders Wiener?
Exactly 10 minutes.
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What do you think of when you hear sirens?
When I hear sirens, I usually think that someone has once again made a poor choice. That pretty well covers everything siren related.
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Why will the honorable President B. Hussein Obama waste time in Copenhagen over an issue yet again proved to be a fraud that is built on totally unverifiable data?
Because theres lots of room for profit....Al Gore come to mind?
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Why are the French so annoying?
Because the Canadians keep pretty quiet?
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I'm 5'10" are you taller or shorter than me?
Taller.
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What careers out there earn more than engineers (other than medicine)?
Corrupt politicians.
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Why does a manual transmission car get better mileage than the same make & model with automatic?
They don't necessarily...a co-worker and I drive the same make, model and year of car except his is a 5 speed and mine is automatic. I normally get 39.5 MPG and he gets around 33.5. It's all about how you drive it. Keep those engine RPMs down. Life aint a race.
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If you had the power to vote Obama out of office right now, would you?
Sign me up!
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If the moon's made of green cheese. What's the sun made of?
Orange slice candies!
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Would you let your 17 year old son's girlfriend sleep over in his bedroom?
Sure I would....providing that my 17 year old son was away at the time!
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What, in your opinion, is the best musical you have ever seen?
Hair. It embraced the intense action, drama and angst related with the times and had great music, too.
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Can you name a female AnswerBagger?
Skeeter...my GF from the North!
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What is a song that was popular the year you were born?
Rock Around The Clock by Bill Haley and the Comets and Maybelline by Chuck Berry, to name two great ones.
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The gallbladder assists in digesting fat. I had mine removed. What would happen if I were to take flax seed oil?
You would undoubtedly grow your own jeans!
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About how many text messages do you send a month?
Bout 2500
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Do you know of a reliable car body repair shop in orange county?
Which state?
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What did the cow say to the alien?
Cud ewe moooove over?
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Was Jesus Christ a scientist?
I heard he was a carpenter.
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Whats the average size penis for a 13 year old
What's with all the 13 year olds?
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How to keep a kitten from climbing a 10 ft. fake christmas tree?
Click-click, Pull!
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Have you ever been with a prostitute?
Yeah....the first wife.....
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How do you feel when other guys check out your wife or girlfriend?
Uhh...would you pass the salt, please?
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Do you have any secrets for a spectacular relationship?
Buy condominiums and avoid intersections.
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I am drunk, now what?
Shit yourself, then take a nap.
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Are guns safe?
Guns are as safe as any other piece of machinery. You bring people into the mix and the results can be unexpected.
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What film starring Marlon Brando is your favorite?
Apocalypse Now
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You get an email from the opposite sex, It's flirty, do you answer it, delete it or tell your partner?
Flirting is pretty innocent...I'll flirt with any female reparte.
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What is the oldest birth and or death date on a grave you have ever visited or seen? ... Where?
Earliest birth in the late 1700's....earliest death date in the early 1800's, right here in Iowa.
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What do you keep at home for defense?
My wife makes a really MEAN meatloaf!
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For swing fans, who is your favorite swing band, new or old? I love them all from Andrews Sisters, Cab Calloway, Satchmo, etc. on up to Bette Midler and the Harlots' and Cherry Poppin' Daddies' swing tunes.
I like the Cherry Poppin Daddies, ok, but tend towards the classics. I REALLY like Manhattan Transfer!
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Republicans or democrats?
Nope, sorry.
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Where do you think you're going to put a tree that big?
In your ass, Margo!
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What, if anything, is wrong with cryonics?
It's too damned cold in there!
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Do you trust obama
Not with anything that I value.
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Who was the first friend you made on AB?
Skeeter! My love goddess!
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Do you have sometimes the feeling that you're like from another planet?
Like, no, totally.
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Which is the best toothpaste for whitening teeth?
Sulpheric acid and a wire brush.
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I am 135 pounds and 5 foot 9 and I am desperate to lose weight as I am a model working for fashion designer. She says I should work towards 90 llbs-110 llbs at most. What should I do to lose weight?
Lose the fashion designer and find something less destructive to do for a living. That alone should shed 100 to 150 pounds.
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Am I the only one on AB this morning? I would like to know who is here, so if you don't mind please state your names. Thank you.
Raylrodr. Just got home from work.
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Do guys love beautiful girls more than brainy girls?
Not I...intelligent girls are few and far between...pretty girls are around every corner.
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Ladies how many pairs of shoes have you got?
Shoes...2. Boots....2.
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Is this true or false: You have eaten seafood at least once in the past week?
Uh, false, actually. This is Thanksgiving week...we are all about turkey and leftovers right now...
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I want a down to earth, non-party, beautiful, intelligent, innocent, fun to be around, Christian girl. You think she exists?
Nope.
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Who is mans worst enemy?
Himself, without a doubt.
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What colour, do you suppose God's hair was before it turned White?
Flannel, no doubt.
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Do you have a beverage next to you right now?
My World Famous Homemade Kaluha and milk, while I eat my supper.
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How many cans of cold beer do you have in your refrigerator?
26, right now.
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Is 5'6" tall for a girl? I would really like to know! Any answers?
5'6" for a lady is about dead-on average. I've checked out a lot of women over my short lifetime and have seen them from 4'9" clear up to 6'2"....that puts you right smack-dab in the middle.
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I just bought a little male panda bear hamster. I would like a 'panda' style name for him. Any ideas?
Lon Duc Dong
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Whats your best position in bed?
I prefer one side or the other...If I try my back then I snore too much.
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Would rather sit in office or cubicle?
I'd rather sit in a boat...drinking beer and fishing.
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Do you have a word or two that you just absolutely can not pronounce correctly no matter how hard you try?
Particularly. I'll go miles out of my way to avoid speaking that word.
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What's your opinion on cheese?
I think cheese is is generally wonderful but can not be relied upon in an emergency.
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Do you find a particular kind of uniform sexy?
Oh yeah...grass-green stretch pants, logo shirts and flip-flops on obese women.
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Of all your memories from your senior year in high school which one is your favorite?
Stepping out the door for the last and final time.
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Do you know someone in your household who has had swine flu?
Well, no, but my dog can snort like a pig!
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When you are so bored you could pull your hair out for entertainment, what do you do?
I've never been bored in my life.
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If you look at a clock and the time is 3.15, what is the angle between the hour and the minute hand? (The answer is not zero!)
Seven and a half degrees due to the hour hand's lead on the minute hand.
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What steps can you take to reduce the chance of an accident on a bike?
Be sure to use the toilet BEFORE embarking on any type of bike trip.
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Have you ever met, or even seen, an albino person?
Yeah, Johnny Winter, back in 1974.
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What does the Queen of England smell like?
Ben-Gay Cream, Crumpets (whatever they are) and Old Money.
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What`s the best cure for itchy tits?
Giving them a good going over with a Winter's growth beard!
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Who has never(honestly)cried during or after titanic?
There wasn't anything to cry about. The movie "A Night to Remember" was a better, certainly less smarmy production anyway.
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So whose THANKSGIVING for 2009 was all about FAMILY FIGHTING?
That's exactly what I anticipated, so I opted to work instead. Luckily, I was called to work at 1am and was back home by 2pm on Thanksgiving Day and had a nice meal with the WW, anyway!
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which one is missing?
n
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If you ever work a Holiday, what is the rate of pay you receive?
I work almost all Holidays and I am paid double time and a half...There's always time to eat turkey later!
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Does global warming have any positive effects on the Earth's ecosystem?
It sure has financial benefits for the economy...Al Gore has tons of money to spend now, on his exorbinate monthly electric bills!
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I am 16 years old and will be 17 in two months and i am dating a 20 year old who will be 21 in a few days. there is a high possibility that i am pregnant. can he be put in jail?
If the two of you are not married, I certainly hope so. I, for one, do not want to support your spawn financially.
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True or False, You prefer brunettes instead of blondes?
True....unless the blonde is easy!
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If you sold one of your vehicles. How many would you have remaining?
3
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If u file for income tax: How do u usually spend ur income tax money?
The income tax refund goes to pay the annual propane bill and the property taxes anything leftover goes towards the mortgage.
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If you could run for president of the United States, not having any knowledge of politics or never having held any sort of office, would you? What would you do differently? Or change?
Why not?? Osama did and he was elected.
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When was the last time you picked up a snake?
Earlier this Spring, a Bull Snake found his way into my basement. He was cold and really groggy. I carried him to the cornfield out back.
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What is the most usefull skill to learn?
Communication skills.
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I was eating bacon, and bacon grease got in my eye, am i gonna go blind?
Drink a Pig's Eye Beer...It'll all get better!
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Its Mountain Momma's birthday, lets all wish her the very best for her special day
Happy Bithday!! Drink some wine!
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Spongebob appears in your kitchen sink....you_______________
Who's Spongebob?
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Can u fit 14 inch rims on a sunfire gt when the stock rims are 16 inch?
You can work wonders with a large enough hammer!
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For your age, do you look good naked?
That depends on how close you actually are and if you are wearing your glasses or not.
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How do I make a bad first impression at a new job?
Go in and act like a total know-it-all and act like you have known everyone there for years....
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What picture(s) do you have in your wallet or purse right now?
My drivers license, my locomotive license and a company issued ID card.
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Could you fast for a week
As in not eating?? No way!
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Do you want your tacos with or without refried beans?
Absolutely! On the side, though.
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Can you name something that can get deep?
Snow! And lots of it!
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When, why, and where were you completely unconscious last?
A couple years ago for a colonoscopy.
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Why were you out digging a hole in your backyard at 2am this morning?
I was looking for my keys.
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Can you name two things that just DO NOT belong together?
Toasters in your bath water.
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What would be a bad combination of toppings on a pizza?
Kitty litter with lumps.
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Have you ever seen a midnight showing of a movie?
Went to see A Clockwork Orange at The Varsity Theatre Near Drake University late one night many years ago.
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Why do people post questions on here when they are the absolute easiest googleable questions?
I use Answerbag sort of like a Sociology lab. It's always interesting to see how people react to different issues or ideas and how they respond, as well.
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What is your favourite movie adaptation of a children's book?
The Polar Express...outstanding work by Tom Hanks and great animation.
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I love wal-mart and Target, do you?
Nope, not at all. They killed the little guy.
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Are you bothered by ABers who can't spell?
Oh yeah, yep.
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Should miniskirts and other indecent clothing items be banned on college campuses?
Miniskirts are indecent??
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I have an aluminum canoe that has a slight leak in the tail end. Is there a way to permanently patch the hole?
I'd try RTV Blue.
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What is the most boring thing you have ever seen?
The most boring thing I have ever seen was this gigantic tunnel bore machine that bored a 22' diameter hole in one pass!
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Thinking back to when you were a child, which did you enjoy more? Indoors or outdoors?
Outdoors...for hours and hours...stayed away from the hand of mom that way.
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I am in the 9th grade and I am taking honors earth science. I need to come up with a science project in which isn't already known, and it needs to have a benefit to society. It needs to have a hypothesis, IV, DV, and a control group. Ideas please?
You sound like Al Gore. Someone else do all the running and he takes the credit.
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Guys, how big is your dick... REALLY?
Large enough that I have to get an extra parking space at the mall....
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Where can I buy horse apples or hedge apples in Los Angeles,CA?
How many hedge apples do you want and what are you willing to pay?? I'll even deliver!
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The guy i love is in jail.
Im 14 an no1 is 2 no i am goin owt wif a 26 year old it makes me sound lyk a slut but i love him an he loves me wht do i do i cnt tell my parents or anyone sowht doi do?
Go back and complete 8th grade English...and take a couple more year's worth, too. Forget the pedophile, too, by the way....
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What does "WASD" mean to you?
Uhhh...nuttin, hunny.
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I'm looking for friends off the internet. What sites are the best? I don't mean like dating sites.
Me too...just friends for conversation, etc.
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What is the age difference between YOU & your FIRST BORN Child?
26 years.
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Why the earth is flat at the poles?
Whats your proof?
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How old were you when you first made out with a guy/girl?
6...no shit.
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Do you take onions on your hamburger? Extra onions?
Extra, with extra on top of that.
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Do you want your hamburger with or without ketchup?
No way...mustard, for sure!
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How old do you have to be to ask pregnancy questions?
I started asking pregnancy questions shortly after I turned 43....
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What kind of humor do women most respond to?
The more intelligent the woman, the more responsive she is. Light sarcasm or light double-entendre but nothing too extreme. Gross is not funny.
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If you were able to cure one problem in the world (sickness or other) what would your mission be?
My personal mission would be to come up with a cure for blatant and wide-spread stupidity.
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Did Jesus drink wine?
I sure hope so.
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What name did the chicago white sox go by in 1900 when they play ball
The Red Sox.
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Why does my live in boyfreind not give me the same attention as when we first met?
Simple: He's getting the milk, but didn't have to buy the cow....
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Is a penis size of 5 inches normal
Not bad....for a little guy.
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I just realised i have pink lips... Not that pink but do you think it'll ruin my image as a boy?
You'll be real popular in jail!
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Who put a stop to the Spanish Inquisition?
At first, I thought it said spinach!
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What seems to bore you the most?
Dentist drills...
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Do you think that Hillary Clinton will be pushed out of office?
Only if the window is closed.
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As a child, what motivated you other than candy or fear?
The frequent beatings, belittling and berating.
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When eatig fried or grilled chicken what is your favorite piece? I like the legs myself.
Save me the neck!
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What's the furthest north you've been in North America?
Minneapolis, Minnesota, I think. Thats gonna change one of these days, though.
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Will I get electrocuted if I'm putting a fuse in the box while all the power is on?
If you're asking this question, then more than likely, yes you will.
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Favorite color and why is it so special to you?
Flannel, because it's "every man's " color.
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If you have Thanksgiving dinner, what is your favorite part?
The neck.
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What songs associated with Christmas never mention Christmas in the title or lyrics?
My Favorite Things.
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If you received four balls at random, what would you do?
Make porn movies?
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What would you do if chicken ever started selling for 20.00 per pound?
I'd sell out the entire chicken house!
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Do you have a checking account & a savings account?
Sure do.
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Does Prince Charles make a handsome couple with Lady Camilla?
Mutt and Jeff look lovlier.
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Is Lady Camilla an attractive lady?
No, she is not.
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Is the Marvel Universe big enough for two Captain Americas?
Why not? It seems like we have many, many Batman(s) now, dosen't it? Michael Keaton? Holy shit, Batman.
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Are you worried about the upcoming Friday the 13th?
Why? Is there a test??
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Who has been Married or with there partner for 10 years or more .
22 yrs
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When electrodes are attached to the human body for an electrocardiogram, a salt solution is first applied to the probes. Why?
To increase the conductivity between the pads and the skin.
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Do you think that American football players, so used to wearing all their protective gear, could handle Rugby or Aussie Rules football?
Sure they could....if you PAY them enough. Makes you wonder why its called a game.....
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Turn0.1250 decimal to fracton
1/8
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What was the most busiest airport you ever been in
Chicago O'Hare and St Louis Lambert. Rhine Main Frankfort, too.
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Veterans Day formation and roll call. If you're a Vet, will you answer up with your rank, branch, and favorite MRE (or c-rat)?
SP4, US Army....sketti and meatballs. Did 3 years Air Guard, too. Their messhall food was pretty damned good.
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What is the funniest no trespassing sign you have ever seen?
No Hunting, No Fishing....Tresspassers will get a ass whooping. (hand painted sign, of course)
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Are you going to buy Brittney Spears 10 year collection of songs?
Hahahahahahaha! Who??
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Which president in 1954 pledged support and aid to South Vietnam
President of what?
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Ever happen to you?
My Dad's lawn has a lot of leaves, rather than rake and burn them, I mow them several times. I was chopping leaves. I saw smoke, at first I thought it was the mower, I backed up to see flames. Turns out they rub on belt and ignited.
Cool! Fire is our friend!
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What is to blame for rising levels of teenage obesity?
Teenagers.
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How can Pennsylvania lawmakers prevent the next SEPTA strike?
Luckily...they can't.
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Where will we NEVER find you?
At a tittie bar or anywhere people buy their $7 coffees. (Starbucks?)
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How far away is the nearest cell phone tower from your house?
1 mile.
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At this moment, what is something you are NOT wearing?
I'm not wearing my Desmond Tutu.
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I see London, I see France, I see your _____ underpants! (what word goes in the blank?)
Blue Smurf
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Have you shaved your legs yet today?
I was actually waiting for you to help me!
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My boyfriend says tat he loves me, and says tat he cant marry me since he hav no guts. do u think is it love or lust?
Well, it's certainly not your grasp of the English language...
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Does this question make my butt look big?
No, but your ass really makes your butt look big!
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It's 4th and 1. You are on the other team's 43 yard line. There are 8 minutes left in the second quarter. You are down by 6. Your field goal kicker makes 30% of his attempts from this distance. What do you do?
K-Mart has feather boas on sale for $9.99!!
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What's something you shouldn't give a GROOM as a "wedding gift"?
An inflatable love goddess.
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What is the color that looks best on you?
Flannel.
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Ed Bundy scored 4 touchdowns in one game. What is your biggest accomplishment in sports?
Who the Hell is Ed Bundy?
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What do your bumper sticker's say?
The Closer You Get....The Slower I go.
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Boyfriend got mad cuse i put his lighter in the wrong spot he yelled at me left came back shoved my head which hit my infant sons head who i was holding later he pulled my hair twisted my arm then tells me its my fault. can he be saved or should i run?
Bail! You can do much better than he, and he won't change for anyone. Don't wast your life.
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What do you think is your most overused word everyday?
AWESOME! I get so sick of the blatant use of the word awesome. Most people who use the word awesome...have never seen or experienced anything truly awesome.
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How old were you in 1980?
29 years younger than now.
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Why are so many Americans obese and gay?
Obese and gay describe most Democrats.
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If you went to High School somewhere between the late 60s thru the early 80s, did your HS have a designated smoking area for students?
1974, no, not at all.
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Can we trust the Muslims in our Military?
Appearantly not.
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If you had the chance to play golf with Tiger Woods, would you?
Nope...wouldn't waste my time.
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If you could have the world's largest collection of ONE thing, what would you choose?
Empty coffee cans!
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When was the last time you washed ur car?
2 days ago.
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Is 5'4 and 134.5 to fatt?
For the most part, yes.
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Will greed end the world?
Stupidity and ignorance will end it first.
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What is your favorite movie about witches?
The Wizard of Oz.
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Are tragus piercings painful?
I certainly hope so.
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Easiest way to get over it?Please tell me.
Get busy...do something productive.
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I need help im a young teen that is emo an i think about killing myself almost everyday after school. I need help understanding why i should wanna live live anymore....
Go for it...I, for one don't want to support your sorry ass after your attempt failed and you go ahead and reproduce.
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The Fort Hood Shooter and 2 of the 9/11 hijackers attended the same Virgina mosque, could there be more future terrorists there?
Yep, ya think??
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In what US state (or country) did you attend the 5th grade?
Iowa...Southeast Polk School District, Delaware Elementary, Mr. Ron Spurlin was my teacher.
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What is your favorite salad dressing?
Whatever is on sale.
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What Is an Average Golf Score for an Amateur?
298?
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Whats your favorite little debbie snack?
Her hooterz!
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Would you go to war for this country?
Have....and still would.
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Is anyone out there making their own sloe gin this season?
I make my own Kaluha, how do you make sloe gin?
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It's Guy Fawkes today, are there any fireworks going off in your area?
Guy Fawkes owes me $200, the bastard!
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What's the best motivation you can think of for doing well in school?
Getting a great job and never having to live with your parents again!
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When apologizing is saying "my bad" adequate enough? Or should that be percieved as insincere?
My bad is flip and arrogant and is within itself, an incomplete statement.
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Have you ever been inside a haunted house?
I'm sure my home is occupied simultaneously within another dimension.
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What if anything do you remember about 1975?
I was serving my country.....and Reagan hadn't destroyed organized labor yet.
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What would you do if you walked into an elevator and it smelled like someone farted. Theres one person on the elevator already what would you do?
Blame HIS dog!
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If you farted on an elevator and some one got in on the next floor and you are the only person on it, what would you do?
Blame the dog!
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Do the intelligent people here ever wish they could be less intelligent in order to enjoy an easier life? I mean easier in terms of your mental machinations, (since being less intelligent can make you less able to deal with some practical issues).
The less intelligent, or "puny brains" (to quote Steve Martin) are generally made management.
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Who is in your AB possy?
Whats a possy?
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Should open homosexuals be allowed in the US army?
Why not....they allow Muslims to hold the ranks of officers.....Look how that worked out.
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Today is SaraMonster's birthday!!!! Happy birthday Sara!!!! Who is bringing the beer?
My birthday was the 1st! I'll bring the cheese dip!
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Does your local area have plenty of trees?
We be tree free here in Henry county.
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At what age should a child stop seeing their mother naked?
42, I would think.....
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What is the best coffee you have ever drank?
What ever is on sale.
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What's the temperature outside?
45.2*
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Who is your favourite wrestler?
Haystack Calhoun!
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What makes a women lose interest in sex?
Generally.....men.
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In three words or less can you describe how you think the Christmas holiday season will be for you, please?
Christmas Eve and Christmas day....double time and a half!
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What TV channel do you think has the best evening news programme?
channel 6
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I have a 94 ford escort whines but wont turn over
Sounds like my ex-wife....
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Can you teach yourself to stop selfharming
When ever you feel like raising a hand to yourself....smash that bitch with a hammer!
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Truthfully i walked in on my brother masturbaiting 2days ago what should i do?
You can always offer to give him a hand...
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Old McDonald had a farm, E I E I O, and on this farm he had a ________, E I E I O, with a ____________ here and a _______________ there . . . (be creative/humorous!)
Big Mac.
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Why are shopping trolleys so hard to control?
I thought a trolley was a steel wheeled vehicle electrically powered from an overhead wire.
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Should there be term limits for political office? Why or why not?
There already are.
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How come girls kick boys nuts. it hurts so badly!?
Generally, to get them to focus...to get their attention.
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Which mineral is mistakenly called lead when used in pencils?
Graphite.
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Where would you be if you were on Interstate 355?
Chicago
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Is your mail man sexy?
My mailman is a woman and she's a little rough around the edges....
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My longhaired cat only grooms his face and his paws, and the rest of his fur gets horribly matted. How can I get him to clean himself more thoroughly?
Get him some counselling...he has self image problems.
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Do you hear helicopters circling in your neighborhood?
Sorry, no. There's only John Deere combines circling in this neighborhood!
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Which foreign country you most like to visit?
South Carolina
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What goes well with White and Gray Camo Pants?
Flannel.
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How would you react if you found out that an ancestor was a witch?
I'd head straight to Wendys and get one of those triple decker sammiches!
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Where can you get Tanks of cold Liquid Nitrogen?
Any welding supply house carries Liquid Nitrogen. Bring your checkbook.
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Will you have your birthday this month?
It was November 1st...just a day or so ago. Thanks for asking!
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Do you have more than $1,000 in your bank account?
Oh yeah, sure do.
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What brand of peanut butter is your favorite?
Whatever is on sale.
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What's the worst music genre?
Rap, no doubt.
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How would you react if Starbucks lowered all their prices to $99 cents?
I would definetly drop my pants and go camping!
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Do colon cleansing products really work?
Call Roto-Rooter thats the name......
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What are considered to be some of the most beautiful states to visit in the U.S.?
They ALL are, in their own way!
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What would you do if you saw Michael Jackson still alive, at a local carnival/fair?
I'd buy a corndog and go look at the cows....
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Can you name something that is sticky?
Nunya's high heels...
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Do you keep a cup that really isn't a cup but an old mason jar or pickle jar?
My everyday "drinking glasses" are quart Mason jars with handles...I love them!
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On the radio one day I heard a recording of a female vocalist singing a medley of "Guess Who I Saw Today" and "Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered." Can anyone tell me who this recording is by and where to find it?
Try Doris Day.
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A 10'' diameter, 380 foot schedule 40 pipe carries 1900 gallons per minute of clean water. The pipe has an elevation drop of 45 feet. What is the velocity of the water at the exit?
It depends on the head or pressure.
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If I told you that I was actually a cannibal, would you believe me?
Uhh....no.
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If you were down to your last dollar, who would you bum beer from?
Skeeter.
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I'm 14 And My Dick Is 6.5 - 7 inches in length... and about 4 inches wide.... is that good ? i have heard that average is 5-7 but... im not sure if its true
Thats about average for a little guy......
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WHITE PEOPLE,do you find it racist when a person of a different race calls you a cracker?and if so does it upset you in any way?
Cracker means nothing more to me than a baked little biscuit that I crumble into my chili with shreded cheese!
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You've been invited to a small party to celebrate Obama's first year in office. What will you bring for a gift?
A flaming bag of dogshit.
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If a US quarter has 119 ridges, what is the distance between the ridges?
3.025 degrees
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What are the three WORST Stephen King books?
Cujo and Firestarter, for sure...thats two.
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Does anyone remember some of Frank Zappa's spinoff groups besides the Alice Cooper act? GTO's. Do you know the GTO's? They were flawless.
Missing Persons with Terry Bozzio.
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Does anyone remember a song called Your Red Scarf Matches Your Eyes? It's really, really old.
Your red scarf matches your eyes...you close your cover before striking....oh, and, loving you has made me banannas!
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What is the fastest way to loose a gut
Evisceration, most likely.
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Is it true that Balloon Boy's dad thinks Hillary Clinton is an alien lizard shape-shifter?
I don't know who balloon boys dad is, but I sure do! She may even be Osama's real Momma!!
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Why would you flip head over heals for someone? Your head is always over your heals, it should be heals over head right?
Heals is a positive outcome to a medical problem...do you mean heels as in shoes or feet??
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Some people in the world are bored today. Are you one of those people?
I am never bored...I AM, my own best entertainment.
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Have you ever been interviewed?
yup
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Okay don't laugh my mom best friend boyfriend away cumin 2 my house laugh and play but i really like him and want him so bad he is so fine omg man damn it hard 4 me to keep myself 2gether when I'm around him what do u think i should do lol
Take some correspondence courses in English......PLEASE!
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Were Bewitched and I Dream Of Jeanie Satanic?
Uhh...no.
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What is an example of "a fact"? Can be anything you come up with that is a fact.
Shit runs downhill.
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What are your school colors?
Highschool was black and gold...college, I don't remember.
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Does anyone here know or has met a famous person? If yes, who?
When I was in the Iowa Air Guard many years ago, I literally ran into George Senior in a hallway on base. He was VP at the time.
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When did you last ride a train?
Yesterday, I ran a train from Davenport, Iowa to Savanna, Illinois....
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Other than flying, what is a good public transportation option to get from Kansas City, MO to Omaha, NE?
No passenger trains run that route. Interstate 29 is your only choice.
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How long did the "Silent Movie" era last?
Sound movies came into vogue somewhere around 1926.
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Would you like a slice of banana cake?
No, that sounds terrible. Most flavored food ends up tasting like chemicals.
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Would you vote for jesse ventura if he ran for president in 2012?
No. Consecutive jokes are not cool.
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How long was your longest relationship?
22 years and still going.
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What should i do if bitten by a mouse
I'd definately kick his ass!
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If all horses were green and all grass was red, what color was the horse that was Red?
Uhh...green.
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I eat 4 penut butter sanwhiches every day including my regular meals. Ive notice that my stomach is getting bigger, is it the penut butter? Im lifiting weights and I hear peanut butter is good for you. I also do Cardio 2 times a week for an hour..
It aint the PButter, its the bread. Thats a shitload of bread per day.
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My boyfriend has more female friends than male probably coz he loves 2 dance ect and i understand that bt i luked at his messages and saw him givin his number out nd telin girls how they have gorgeous eyes nd sayin they should meet up. wt shud i do?
Learn some functional English. That might hold his attention for more than 5 minutes.
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Do you check your horoscope?
No, I do not. There's better ways for me to spend my time.
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When was the last time you played soccer?
Hahahahahahaha! Never.
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What was the first theme park you ever went to?
Silver Dollar City, Branson, Missouri...probably in the late '60's.
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What's the common factor to Harrison, Handel, Stephenson, and Saint?
George.
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If Congress were to decide to add another President to Mt. Rushmore, who would you nominate?
Luckily, there's no more usable space or quality stone to put another face on Mt Rushmore. We would end up with the face of the Rock Star president of the day, anyway, people being what they are.
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Blonde, Red or brunette?
Yup.
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What actor would you like to play your s/o if the film was about your life to date?
Valerie Bertenelli
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Should taxi cabbies' bogotry, hygiene and health be regulated?
Their hygiene and health is the same as those working at Hardee's, their bogotry, however, concerns me.
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Where is the best place you have ever been on holiday?
I visited New Orleans once for New Years Eve...
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Complete this sentence: the headmaster will telephone fire brigade, giving necessary _______________.
Whats a headmaster?
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Where can I buy quality and safety swing sets for my young kids?
How did we manage to grow up with rope and/or tire swings and not get totalled?
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What is the worst thing you have ever seen someone doing in the car beside you?
Aw, come on...I'm not that bad!
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Can you believe that Obama has only been in the White House for 9 months and he's already fixed global warming?
Sorry, Al Gore fixed global warming and was handed a Nobel Peace Prize, too.
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Do you think the human race will be extinct by 2055 because of global warming?
One can only hope...
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What is your favorite kind of shoe? My favorite is New Balance. Wear sneakers about 90 % of the time.
Whatever is on sale at Payless.
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Should men wear shorts on planes?
No short pants and no flip-flops.
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Do you know anyone who calls beards "whiskers"?
I thought we all did...
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Why is education a fundamental right in the U.S. but not health care?
With a little research, you will learn that neither is a right as defined. Common sense dictates the same.
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Is there really other "fish" in the sea? Honestly? Cause I'm so scared of being alone forever. lol Even though i'm only 18. Im already nervous about my future...
Plant a big garden....buy lots of bullets...
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Where was Kanye West when Obama was accepting the Nobel Peace Prize?
Hangin' with the Dixie Chicks!
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In your opinion: what is the best city in the world to live in?
Cletus, Colorado.
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For those of a certain age: Best drive-in movie memory?
Aside from fooling around with several highschool girls around my same age...the Italian Sausage sandwiches at the SE 14th ST Drive-in were the best in the land!
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What is the source of most our problems?
People, for sure...mostly too many of them.
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What's worse than nails draggin across a chalkboard?
Crap dropping from the ceiling?
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Are you going to see Michael Jackson's THIS IS IT movie in the theater or buy the album when released on October 27?
No, I will not be participating.
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How many trees on earth do you think there is?
I just returned from a weeks vacation in Southern Missouri. I camped in a park where you couldn't see further than 250 ft in any one direction due to the number and thickness of the trees. Man, it was great!
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Ok i need some help she is about 7 months old ok i put her with my boy rabbit that we just got he is angora hes starting to grow white hair. anyways i can fel 4-7 grape sized lumps in her. she has a ring on thick fur around he neckand she grunts alot
She sounds a lot like my sister-in-law....
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My boyfriend has AT &T , he cannot receive my calls but receives my texts what is the problem
He has his ringer shut off so it won't disturb his girlfriend...texts still come in, anyway.
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I am 16 and i have slept with 6 guys, does that make me a hoe?
A hoe is a garden utensil, so, no, you're not a hoe...slutty, yes, a hoe, no.
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What do you think of the billboard ad, "I manage over 45 employees at McDonald's. What's in your future?"
Ya want fries with that?
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How much is 29 kilos in pounds?
63.8 lbs in Iowa.
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How can I get more tips as a waitress? What would make you go, "wow, she deserves 50%" lol?
Brief nudity works at my table...
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If someone has been attempting to jump-start by connecting negative-to-positive and positive-to-negative, would it work? If not, what would happen instead?
It will not work. Best case: Your jumper cables will burn up. Worst case: one or both batteries will explode. You probably would damage computers, sound systems and alternators, too.
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How many thousands are in an inch?
1,000 thousandths.
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Are you lucky to be alive?
I've burned 7 out of my 9 lives...
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Why wouldn't you make a good surgeon?
Because my tools are rusty and I still have that nagging post-nasal drip....
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How often do you say "like" in casual conversation?
Only if I'm commenting on how I like something or someone.
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I want my girlfriend of two years to have my child, but she's relucant to have get pregnant. She won't tell me why, either. I think she's unable to commit completely. How do I help her understand that I'm not going anywhere and want to start a family?
Marry the girl, you low life...do things right and in the right order. She's reluctant because YOU won't commit.
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A farmer plows some land. Then, he plants 8 seeds. How many seeds are there now? 40 seeds. 16 seeds. 48 seeds. 80 seeds. 32 seeds. 8 seeds. 24 seeds. 64 seeds. 72 seeds. No seeds. 56 seeds. Or is there even an answer? XD
8...just what he planted.
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Where are you going on your next holiday?
Holidays, I stay home, but I'm going to the Ozarks next week for a vacation!
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If you lost your sense of smell, what one odor would you really miss?
Flannel.
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How dangerous is a blood pressure reading of 157/106 for a 43 yr old woman with diabetes?
Dangerous is a good way of putting it. Get to a doctor and get that BP under control ... SOON!
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Do you take off your watch when taking a shower, even though the watch is water proof?
Sure do...gotta clean under there, as well.
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Do you leave your cell phone ON all the time?
Yeah, its a work thing...
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In big cities, are there really unshaven perverts walking around in overcoats?
Well, yes I do...only not in a city.
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What would you do if you lived in a shoe next to train tracks and had no maple syrup?
Actually, I do....and we use peanut butter.
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Hardare networking
And the question is??
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What have you loaned to someone and never got back? Except money!
Yes, books....I do not loan out books anymore.
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How did your parents give you "the talk"? Did they hedge certain things or use odd analogies?
Verbatim sex talk given to Raylrodr: ....just don't get that girl pregnant.
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What insanely popular TV show(s) are you simply NOT interested in watching?
Any show such as American Idol or that dancing show with the mouthy trailer-trash girl....Friends or Seinfeld won't grace my screen, either.
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I'm drinking vodka straight. What should I chase it with?
Unleaded.
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Have you ever know someone who committed suicide?
3 so far....
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When is the wrong time to give constructive criticism?
While having a vasectomy performed on you.
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Who is your favourite philosopher and why?
George Carlin...He had a very realistic view on society and the World at large.
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Gyro? Or Slouvaki?
Muffeletta.
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Can you describe your city in one word?
Sorry, not everyone lives in cities.
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Considering most Americans played soccer as kids, why do most of them hate the sport when they get older?
I've never played soccer, never had any desire to, either. It wasn't offered at school, never thought of in gym class. Most Americans that I know have never had anything to do with soccer. Soccer is the growing trend of the Yuppies, trying to be more like Europe, for some reason.
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Have you ever been so mad, you threw beer at the guy?
Thats most certainly alcohol abuse and I wouldn't think of wasting any on anyone, ever.
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Rate yor looks out of ten
Out of ten what?
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Have you even ridden on a funicular railway? If so, where?
Yes, I have, 2 actually. Marvel Cave at Silver Dollar City has one that exits the cave and the one in Dubuque, Iowa. I believe it's called the 4th Street Elevator.
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What color best describes your personality?
Flannel.
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When was the last time you had a cold beer?
Working one now.....
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Men..Do you think it's sexy when a girl has nicely painted toenails or is this just not something you notice?
Works for me!
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What are Jewish girls from New Jersey like?
I have yet to find out, but I'm willing to learn!
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How many hours have you worked for today?
Today was a short day....7 hrs. Usually work 10 to 14.
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GUYS - do you wear sandals?
No, absolutely not.
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How far from your house is the nearest pizza place?
Paul Revere's .... 7 miles to town.
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Why do people expect inflation to heat up when unemployment rate approaches 4%?
Osama's got it under control....9.7% now.
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Has your house ever been struck by lightening? What damage occured?
Oh yeah...burned the very top-most portion of the roof out...fire tends to burn up not down.
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Is it possible to stand in perfect balance on top of a moving train or something?
Of course it is possible.
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Who wants krispy kreame doughnuts to be open again?
They never closed.
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How can I successfully shrink my penis?
Pound it repeatedly with garden utensils.
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What swings?
Bebop!
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What does it mean when my brakes sound like they are grinding
Your brakes are WAY passed shot and need to be serviced RIGHT NOW. Get off the road.
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What was the biggest concert you ever attended? Who played and where was it held?
Sedalia, Missouri, July of 1974....lasted 3 days....don't remember who all was there....didn't remember the trip home.
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I hate tom cruise
Hate is rather extreme, but I really don't like what all he stands for.
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What will make you freak out?
Fat women in SUV's munching a Big Mac and putting on their makeup while carrying a conversation on their cell phone and ultimately exceeding the speed limit by 15 MPH!
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In your opinion, How common is your first name? (not your AB username)
Not real common, anymore.
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How much cash do you have on you right now? Plastic money, dont answer.
Zero, as always....I don't carry cash. Makes it easier to watch what you spend, and therefore save.
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Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
By definition, it's a fruit, regardless, they're damned tasty and I wish we could have GOOD ones all year 'round!
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How many cans of cold beer do you have in your refrigerator?
25
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How many cans of cold beer do you have in your refrigerator?
27
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If you hit a golf ball 400 metres on earth will it go further or not as far on the moon?
It'd go way further...1/6 the gravity and no atmosphere causing any drag or deflection.
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Can guppies eat Betta food, or do they need their own, well, guppy chow?
Purina Guppy Chow comes in 50 lb. bags...hahaha, just pullin' yer hoo-haw. Any fish food should suffice. Flake food works the best, but remember to not over-feed...it screws up everything.
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Did you just wake up, have yet to go to bed, or is this the middle of the day for you?
Just got up and MAY not have to work today!
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How many cans of cold beer do you have in your refrigerator?
31
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What was the toughest hike or climb you ever made? How did you prepare for it?
Hiked the Austrian Alps in 1977....it was a total military surprise.
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Don't you wish your parents had video cameras when you were a kid?
To film the beatings and abuse, I think not.
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I have a headache right now. What hurts on your body now?
My neck, non-stop.
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Best candy to eat is?
Stolen.
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Do policemen in your country ask for bribes?
You're a dick.......get real.
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What is the most offensive smell ever...one that mkes you want to throw up?
Dirty, obese bodies during "that" time of the month....could only be topped off with hair in need of an oil change.
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Why do people hate the police when all they do is try and help?
Why would anyone hate the police? What a juvenile question.
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Why is there rules for everything?
Including grammar?
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Can i move in with my 16 year old bf if im only 15 ?
what do i need to get done before i can move out?
Get on birth control....I don't want to support you or your spawn.
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What city do you live in? (2009-09-25)
Lots of us don't live in cities...Thank God.
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I have a 1997 Ford F150 the brake lights and turn signals wont work,The fuses are good and this problem all started 12 hours after a cd player was installed
Under the hood, near the steering column, there is a plug between two cables consisting of around 15 wires...if it comes loose, you lose your lights on the back. Check the plug.
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Do you know the year your parents were born?
Father: February 14, 1921....Mother: February 24, 1926.
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Did you here the breaking news today?
Here.....or.....there?
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What would we never find on your Ipod?
Whats an ipod?
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What is the best food in the Mall foodcourt?
The gum under the table top.
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When did your parents get married?
Oct 2nd, 1942
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What happened to Conan O'Brien?
Who cares?
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What Acid will disolve diamond?
My Mother's tongue. It will cut ANYTHING!
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What colour, do you suppose God's hair was before it turned White?
Flannel.
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Which apples are more common : red or green?
Green, because all apples start out green...some change to red.
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What is Maine best known for?
Hawkeye Pierce!~
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When you see a pakistani man with a brief-case at an airport , What do you immediately think?
Damn! I haven't had lunch yet and my plane leaves in 10 minutes!!
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What in the night sky makes it so pritty
Define pritty.
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What will it be like to have no more cars?
Rapid Transit >>>>>>>>> take the train!
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How come in the movie Beetle Juice, Beetlejuice couldn't say his own name?
Because that would banish him back to the miniature world.
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Have you ever tried to quit smoking?
Tried....and quit, successfully ... 14 years ago.
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About how many guests attended your wedding?
2....exactly.
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What animal are you afraid of the most? Why?
Fat women in SUV's.
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Is it rude to drink directly out of the milk jug?
Not if you were the individual that purchased that milk jug.
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I am thirteen. I've seen stories on how girls my age have their dog lick their pussy. Isnt it puberty?
Theres lots of cats here and my dog will lick everyone of them. My dog is only 6 years old, I think she went through puberty years ago.
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Do you get along with most of your relatives?
I don't know most of my relatives.
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How mature are 16 and 17 year olds?
Only slightly more that todays 12 year olds. They, however, think that they are smarter, more worldly and are infinitely more intelligent than grown-up adults.
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How close to the beach do you live?
Probably around 1,000 miles.
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Do you like to use the word "basically" in your conversation?
Thats another way over-used and abused word, like, like. Ya know what I'm sayin'?
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Would you prefer glazed, powdered or jelly donut?
Purple.......mmmm.
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What do you think of Obama's unilateral nuke disarmament?
Buy lots of bullets....
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If you work at a store and you're ordered to throw out all the out-of-date food cans, is it legal/ethical to instead take them to a food bank?
I do the bulk of my shopping at the "scratch and dent" store. This stuff is out of date and I get it roughly for 20 cents on the dollar. I have NEVER had anything that was bad. Stuff lasts a lot longer than the date on the can. Properly packaged goods just aren't that susceptible to aging since there is no contact with air. The only thing I have noticed, though, is cheese based...
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How to change the direction of rotation of the dc motor?
With a permanent magnet motor having just 2 leads, reverse the polarity. On a series wound motor having 4 leads, reverse the polarity on either the field leads or the commutator, but not both, or it will run the same direction.
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What is Obama's civil defense force?
That has something to do with "shooting hoops" dosen't it?
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What is Presidents Obamas favorite food
Whatever he orders while on his weekly vacations.
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Do you think the "MISS UNIVERSE" and "MISS AMERICA" pagents are a JOKE? Why or why not?
What is it you consider a joke? They are no more a joke than the NFL or pro basketball or country music...its BIG BUSINESS...a LOT of money trading hands. Thats what makes the World go round.
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Should there be a law the filthy rich must help starving families
No.
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Where is the least painful place to get a small-ish tattoo? not a graphic design, but of a short quote
Your forehead...if its that big of a deal, go for it.
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What Meat do you eat the most? Chicken, Beef, Pork, Lamb, Turkey, etc.
Roadkill is about all I can afford, it seems. A trip to the meat department is usually depressing.
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Can you name a car make or model named after an animal?
A Ford Slug.
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I have sugested a sex night to my husband (Wednesdays). This is to be a "must shower" day, forget about the PC & TV. I've done the spray-on tan, bought a little something to wear & even got edible lotion. What do I do or say if he claims to be too tired?
I'll check my schedule for Wednesday......
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Will a female dog mate if she is not ready? My female dog has allowed my male to mate with her 3 days in a row, and she is not in heat.
Unfortunately, your dog is a slut.
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Who will win "2009 Dancing With The Stars"?
Gene Kelly
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How do I position my 401k for the up coming Great Depression II
Mine's gone up exactly $10k in 2 months. A sure-fire recession proofer is a peanut butter jar buried in the back yard.
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Is there anyone on here that likes Frank Zappa's Joe's Garage?
Yeah, me... but I agree with everyone else that it wasn't really his best. The instrumentals were good, though. The L.Ron Hubbard rip-off was priceless.
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Going out for a rainy day breakfast...Denny's, IHop or Cracker Barrel?
Waffel House!
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Guys what is your favorite scent that you like on a girl?
Soap and water, definitely. If you must put something else on....vanilla scent works wonders.
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Is flip-flop good for your feet?
Absolutely not.
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What's something YOU think that most men like, but most women don't like?
High heels and French Maid outfits....
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WHAT ARE YOUR FiRST WORDS TO A COP WHEN HE WALKS UP TO YOUR WiNDOW?
Here, hold my beer while I git my license....
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Do you beleive that Michelle Jackson really did all thoughs things to little kids?
Who's Michelle Jackson?
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Jimmy Carter recently commented that George W. Bush's presidency has been the worst in American history. Do you agree with President Carter's statement?
Sounds like a case of the pot calling the kettle black, to me.
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If you smash a mirror, you get 7 years bad luck. If you smash another one a year later, do you simply start the 7 years over, or do you get 14 years bad luck?
7 X 7 = 49 years...
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What wires do I use to connect a trailer with a 4 way flat connector to a 1997 ford explorer that does not have a tow package?
Go to your local farm store or Wal-Mart and buy the proper adapter that plugs inline with your Ford's wiring harness. That way your connections are foolproof and proper. Be sure to use the silicone gel they provide with the adapter. The cord length varies, but you will probably have more than you need, just wind it into a loop and put a wire tie around the excess. There's a flat 4...
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Who is number 5 on your speed dial?
The North Crew Desk.
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I have a 97 chevy with a 350 vortec engine. I've checked all of my electrical plugs< they are all good. I put new spark plugs, checked my coil by takeing the coil plug out and its getting fire. my altanater is good as well as the battery. wont start.
Did your fuel pump quit? You should be able to hear it run a little before it shuts off just after turning your key to "on".
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What is you favorite song by Ozzy Osborne?
Crazy Train - I use it for a ring tone.
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What is the oldest television show you actually remember watching as a child?
Highway Patrol starring Broderick Crawford....10-4!
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How old was Humpty Dumpty when he died?
Humpty Dumpty is dead??
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How many miles are on your car right now?
'72 Chevy pickup...260,000...'93 Sunbird...125,000. '98 Silverado...275,000. '08 Aveo...35,000.
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Does it take more than one hour for you to commute to work every day?
I have 3 different places that I report for work. The closest is 46 miles and takes about an hour to get there, the second is 61 miles and takes an hour and the third is 72 miles and takes an hour and 20 minutes.
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How long do you think it will take the USA to get back to normal?
Normal is a setting on a washing machine....And THAT dosen't always work right.
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How often do you have to feed a baby pigeon
Just once...to a cat.
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Have you ever been so poor that the only foods you could afford to eat was top roman and potatos?
While going to college, I lived on pot pies @ 5 for a dollar...that is til I got the night job at a pizza place...I still like pot pies, but they cost WAY more now and are smaller.
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Why do people buy pet birds? They're very loud and they stink.
Why do people have kids? They're very loud and they stink.
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If the sun grew large enough to touch the earth, would all the water on the Earth's oceans be enough to put out the sun's flames and save the planet?
You must have missed that day in 8th grade Modern Science....
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Are you ready for some FOOTBALL?
No
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What does the 4-4-2 stand for in oldsmobile cutlass 442? (the car)
4 ever 4 getting 2 make payment.
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Do guys care about anything besides sex? What?
Doughnuts
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What's the MOST you would pay for the PERFECT pair of SUNGLASSES?
$2.50
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What was the best smoothie you've ever had? And where from?
Jani....from Florida
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I keep hearing what sounds like bird's wings flapping in the air above my bed at night. Is that an indication that I have some kind of mental disorder?
You're a nut-case...those are bats, not birds...
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WHICH FLUID CATS LIKE TO DRINK WATER OR MILK OR SOMETHING ELSE.?
GINGER ALE!
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Are the rewards of leadership worth the strife?
Nope!!
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What is your motto in life?
The closer you get the slower I go.
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Do you tuck your children in bed or just tell them to go to bed?
We just hang them from the rafters...
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Who is your favorite French actor?
Marcell Marceau
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How do i make a girl feel sorry for dumping me?
Kill yourself, that'll show her.
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Are there many immigrants in Canada? Where do most come from? How well have they integrated into Canadian society?
Most Canadian immigrants come from Minnesota...hence a smooth transition.
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Why do animals hump inanimate objects?
Because inanimate objects don't care.....just like blondes!
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Do you still back Barack Obama?
Never did, but will back the president.
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Albert Einstein+ Brad Pitt=Rush Limbaugh
True or false?
Brad Pitt is a moron.
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If I was cooking T-bone steak, fries (chips) and salad, would you come for dinner?
Leave the light on......
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If you were paid to sleep in the middle of the woods at night, would you do so, and for what price?
Yeah, we do that all the time, and it's US that have to pay....it's called camping.
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Why is pot illegal when alcohol is much worse?
Why do you ask this question twice?
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Why is pot illegal while alcohol is much worse?
Based on what?
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What if someone or some group worked hard to outlaw chocolate or coffee? What if they tried to convince us that consuming either of those would destroy our civilization? What would you do?
That's coming next, right after squelching freedom of speech on the radio and secondly, taking away your guns....All Hail Osama!
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Chris Brown: People say his career is over. Do you agree?
Who's Chris Brown?
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If you went to prison for life would you accept homosexuality or take a vow of celibacy?
I ain't droppin' the soap for no one!
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I'm 14 yrs old and i think i'm pregnant my stomach has been getting hard and i feel sick in the morning but i don't throw up i been peeing more but i havn't started yet so could i be? and if i am how do i tell my parent?
God.........another kid to support.
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Was soccer popular when you were a kid?
Hahahahahahahahaha.................no.
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Is Halloween Demonic or evil?
No way.
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How do you feel about December 21, 2012?
My 2nd grade girlfriend will be 56 years old!
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Which is the greatest myth in the world .
Global Warming.
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Should people of between 50 and 55 be forced to retire from their jobs in order to make way for younger workers?
Fuck forced....buy me out and I'm gone!!
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At what point do you KNOW your are Bored?
Whenever I find improper English and gross misspellings entertaining.
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Can I run a 75 foot and the occasional 80 ft passenger car on ho scale number 6 atlas turnout?
Sure you can, but they wont look too prototypical. They will work better if your couplers are truck mounted so long as you don't try shoving through the crossovers.
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Have you ever ran necked through a corn field with a goat?... at night?
It was dark, right? Then, no....
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European Soccer is ____?
John Wayne woulda kicked yer ass.
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Which european soccer player is most known in the U.S.?
That would be Igor The Suave. International God of soccer. Thats how seriously we take it.
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Does the entitlement generation feel entitled to everything, including healthcare?
Obviously so.
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Do you have, cruise control on your car?
Absolutely, I love it. Makes a HUGE difference in gas mileage.
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Should i get married?i have been with the man that i love very much for a year and a half we have a 3month old together..a few days ago his other baby mama come telling me all kinda stuff?should i believe him or her?
Step out of your trailer, get into your mini-van and drive over the nearest cliff....That'll show him!
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Have you ever weighed your boobs.
No, but I've thought about it.
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K, my bf had to go out of town for a couple of days for wrk...he told me several hrs b4 his flight that when he gets there he'll be tired and sleepy etc.implying that he won't gimme a call'n didn't evn gme a call the next day2say he's there.shud i bupset?
Don't pet the sweaty things...quit using text shorthand and learn proper English.
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I really like a girl.V ver really gud frns.I askd her out in march. Bt she said no.V still rmaind frns.Infct we tlkd evn mre nd my feelins grew strnger.I confesd that i hvnt moved on. Nw shez nt talkin to me nd ignring me.I dono wat 2 do shez ma only frnd
Put this crap in English and maybe some of us will understand it.
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What kind of Rum do you like? Spanish Bacardi, English Myers dark rum, or French St. James?
Bring it on, we like it all!
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Is it right to fall for an old man?
It just can't be helped..
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What color socks do you prefer?
Flannel.
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What's your favorite four lettered word?
Food....like doughnuts
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What color socks do you wear most often?
Flannel.
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How do I get the smell of cat urine permanently out of something highly absorbent, such as the foam in a couch cushion from a leather couch?
Fire is our friend.
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Is anything faster than the speed of light?
Those bounced check notices.
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If a girl has 3 children by 3 different fathers, is she a slut?
I'd say so, yes. And I'm certain us tax payers are supporting them, too.
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How many twitters follow you?
If those damned twitters start following me...I'll carry a can of Raid with me and give 'em a good squirt!
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What is your favorite play on Barack Obama's name?
Barrack Hussein Osama.....a good, solid real American name.
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Hello, I want titles of films when small boy love old waman like ''malena''...answer me please
Harold and Maude
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Do all tall people have big feet
Do all short women have big butts?
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I'm a tree hugger, I've already hugged all the trees around my complex, and the nursery has banned me. Any suggestions?
Yes....get a life.
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What was the longest time you ever sat on a toilet?
The prep day preceding a colo-rectal exam....it aint fun.
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How many years did it take you to graduate from university or college?
Ther 9th grade was the 4 best years of my life!!
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When going up the stairs, do you always start with your left foot?
That depends on how many cats are piled at the foot of the stairs and which side they are favoring at the time.
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My man has got the hump because my sons dad came over to see him(son is 19) i wasnt in anyway but i didnt tell him didnt see the need yet hes going off on one about it,opinions please?
Got the hump.....Hahahahaha! Please elaborate.
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How do I seal a BSP male/female thread joint against mains pressure?
Teflon tape works wonders....make sure it is wound on the male threads the correct direction so the tightening action doesn't unwind the tape.
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Why do so many on here go +5 or whatever? That is so f..king annoying. I can ask this because duplicates RULE!
I annoy you because you expect it from me... +5
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Do you need a cold shower today? Why?
Because Canada is so far away! Right Ma??
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Whats the most annoying phrase/quote you know?
24/7...it is what it is.........any interjection starting with "like"....any statement starting with "listen..."
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If someone offered to take you up in a HOT AIR BALLOON. . . .would you go? Or do you prefer your feet firmly on the GROUND?
I'd go if it was a freebie.
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How close are you to being a real genius?
Close enough to confuse the Canadians!
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ANSWER LADIES: There are 2 guys.One of them is 5'7'' a little strong looking has 8.5-9 inch penis.The other is 6'0''3/4(almost 6'1'') very tomboyish and very strong looking and has a penis almost 7inches.Which one would you have sex with(after knowing him
Either one's not too bad for little fellars....ya might wanna shop around, though.
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What is the funniest thing to say to someone who has just farted in public?
Are you serious or was that just an equipment check?
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If you could do anything for a living, what would it be?
Exactly what I do, do.
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If a ship captain can marry a couple at sea, can the captain of an airplane in flight, also marry a couple?
So, could a railroad conductor marry couples, as well?
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I have big boobs but I can't get any attention. Why?
I have the same problem!
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How's you financial balance sheet, positive or negative?
Well, positive...otherwise...I'd hafta have a huge sale and go out of business!
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I have curly frizzy long (no perm) hair. I hate trying to wear my hair down. I press and comb over and over the night before but when I wake up it's like I never pressed it, so I end up wearing it in a bun again! How can wear my hair down?
I love this type of hair, and I, for one appreciate all that you endure. Girls with long, straight hair are envious of you all, believe me. I also have really curly hair, especially when it was longer, while I was younger. You GO girls!
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How would you react if you had a 12-year-old kid who began insistently insisting that s/he wanted to attend services for and convert to some belief that you're definitely not (Catholic, Pentecostal, Mormon, Muslim, Jewish, whatever)?
Insistently insisting? God, Bob, that's painful. +5
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Why do cows go moo?
Because they can't respond "Like, Oink, Man, Totally"
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If i go away for few days will the AB user will miss me.
Probably not, realistically.
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As a great man said, "If it's worth eating, it's worth eating fast." Agree or disagree?
Absolutely not.
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What happens if you shot a gun a the moon would the bullet keep going or would it stop at some point
You never made it through 8th grade natural science, did you?
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I no black girls have big o booties thick thighs so what can i eat that goes to my ass n thighs not to my gut or have u heard of a pill
MacDonalds Ghetto Macs and Thighs.....
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What is your favorite Starbucks beverage?
Vodka Seven.
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Can some one help me solve this (2x -1)(3x^2 -9 +6)
Nope.
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How do you stop a fight?
With explosives.
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What's one famous person that has a great body?
Skeeter's is in the Canuck Hall of Fame.
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Why do so many on here go +5 or whatever? That is so f..king annoying. I can ask this because duplicates RULE!
Everybody got +6 from me....please be kind...I'm a veteran and kinda old and fat.....
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A 720 ml container holds a mixture of red, yellow, and white paint in a 5 : 3 : 12 ratio. How much more red paint than yellow is present in the mixture? (2009-08-31)
More, would be 2:1
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What good is Fantasy Football anyway?
Good for nothing, as is any sport.
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Is food a human right like Health care?
Since when did health care become a "human right"? Food isn't either. For these things, you must work to be rewarded.
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What do you like to bring when you are invited to a cookout?
Beer.
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How to jump start a car without jumper cables?
No....thats why they call it jump starting.
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How do you become a SLAB? (sexy lady of answerbag)
Show us yer hooterz and we'll talk...
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How many times is Michael Myers going to be killed in the Halloween saga?
As many times as it takes to continue making a profit.
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Could Barak Obama make a decent speech without a teleprompter?
Sadly, no...you'll see...
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Cash for gold, cash for clunkers, what cash for (something) program would you like to see?
Cash for Curmudgeons.
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Can i put subs into a honda accord hybrid?
I put 2 salami and cheese subs into an accord at one time and lived to tell about it!
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Are you a delicate little flower?? :)
Yes, for the most part.
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Did you ever stop drivin' that hot-rod Lincoln? If not, did it really drive your daddy to drinkin'?
That's as good a reason as any...
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Should the US military be smoke-free? (See link)
Only once the Senate and Congress are alcohol free.
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Is it abnormal to have three testicals and do i need medical attention for it, if it is not bothersom or painful. Should I be concern about it becoming a serious medical problem in the future.
Only if, in my case, one is bigger than the other two.
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Why is it that when my bank goes bankrupt, it can run to the government and get $1/4 trillion in loans and grants. but, if i ever owed that bank $1.00, it'd sue me?
Thats the Osama Democratic way!
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Name something you cannot find at a Wal-Mart?
Intelligent women without 5 kids or tattoos, missing half their teeth. Yes, Wal-Mart takes food stamps.
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U like apple?
I likea banammer.
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What do you know of US History?
A fair amount, whats on your mind?
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Is PEX (polyethelene) line safe to use for an indoor water line when chlorine is injected into the water? Will it degrade and become stiff/crack?
I hope not...my new camper is out-fitted with PEX tubing.
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If upon death you could only remember ONE thing from your life, what would it be?
My PIN number.
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What is the one thing you always do before going out on a date or hooking up?
Warsh my ass and powder my pits.
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Can someone help me solve these problems? 1. (7x -4) + (5x-7)
2. (2x + 5.1) - (x + 7.6)
9. 7x^3 - 14x^2 + 21x / 7x
10. 4x^3 - 15x^2 -190x + 9 / x-9
Nope. Do your own homework.
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What's the funniest web page You've ever been on?
Joe Cartoon or Mytrailerpark.com
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Has anyone ever owned a poodle?
No, but I stepped in one once.
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Have you ever been rearended?
No, I never served in the Navy.
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Can i be a doctor with out math,chemestry and biology exams?
Wal-Mart and Hardee's are always hiring....
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Is Osama Binladen bisexual?
I'm sure he's bought it more than once.
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Im wondering if u have like anger problems and u really dont want to go to a phsyciatrist is there some kind of pills or like tranquillizeres or smth ?? anti depression ?? anything?
Like, totally, BFF.
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Is it illegal to reuse an unmarked stamp for reuse of postage?
Absolutely not. Is it illegal to spend a nickle that you found yesterday?
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What should be the goal of humanity?
Its goal should be to grow the hell up and leave everyone else alone.
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What occurs more often in December than any other month?
Christmas
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Beside the obvious, what something you should not do in the bathroom?
Whats obvious?
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Where can I get a list of all the * commands for a telephone.? IE *69
They are located in the front most pages of your phone directory.
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What do you normally do on Sundays?
Work.
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Where can I get cute expensive nice overalls. I do not want cheap overalls. P.S. I need overalls soon so answer quickly please :)
I wear Big Smith brand, they are really good...can be found at farm stores and some Wal-Marts.
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How many Sketch Comedy duo, Trio, or Groups can you name other then Monty Python?
Second City TV, SNL, Lewis and Martin, Rowan and Martin, Mack and Meyer, Mad TV....
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Is anybody using old steam engines to power something else?
The Natchez is still steaming in New Orleans...I've ridden it twice and never left the engine room! It's two, long-stroke engines are well over 100 years old.
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Do you know What is your S/O is doing right now? Are you 100 percent sure?
Sleeping downstairs, and yes, I'm sure.
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Mr. Tern and Mrs. Tern have 2 children...what are their names?
Left and Right
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Was it Angie Dickinson that was in the old show "Police Woman"?
Yep.
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Whats the best thing for a wasp sting, right now?
make a paste out of baking soda and water..it works real well applied to the sting
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Have you ever had a romance that left critters in your pants?
The ex-wife, oh yeah....
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Answer Bags favorite mother just made level 80 and now is our newest Swami. Please everyone stop by and congratulate her. She is a sweet lady and deserves our comments. Thank you all for supporting Mrs Cleaver.
Congratulations, Mrs. Cleaver..we're all proud of you!
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Who do you think is the most sarcastic person on A.B. ?? and do you like that form of wit !! i do,,,
My sarcasm usually gets DR's...I must do it wrongly
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If bee's die, It is said we will all die with in 4 years beacuse pollenation thing,What about fish , and seafood?
Fish don't pollinate our crops.
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What is the best number?
867-5309
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Where would you least want to travel too?
Anywhere in the Middle East.
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What would be a bad flavor for edible underwear?
Fudgeslickle (no spelling error)
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Would you ever wear the same clothes you wore 5 years ago?
Still do, actually.
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Which man would you least like to see in a Speedo?
Don Knotts...Barney Fife
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Which man would you least like to see in a Speedo?
Edgar Buchannan...Uncle Joe, He's amovin kinda slow...
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What do you wear to bed?
Nuttin.
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How many items of clothing do you currently own that has padded shoulders?
Hmmm....none.
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What flower is the first one that you see in the springtime?
Daffodils and crocus.
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Does anyone know what an elastic like loop at the base of the vagina may be?
A worm?
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If you could eat doughnuts with anyone from history, who would you choose?
I'd eat doughnuts on 34th St any day! (Homer's fat, not me...)
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What flavor of candy would be awful?
Kitty Taffy
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What smells worst than a dog fart?
Cat poop.
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What elevation are you at? (2009-08-27)
725 ft.
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What article of clothing should a man never wear?
Flip-flops
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How dented is your car.. Do you have little accidents all the time?
No, I do not.
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What famous person, would you like to 'suck face with'?
What a gross choice of terminology.
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Can you name all of your elementary school teachers?
I had so many teachers in 4th grade there was no way to keep track of them. As a side note....the 9th grade was four of the best years of my life!
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Color sharks are least likely to attack
I think bright red sharks would be the least likely to attack.
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Do you have a LongHorn Steakhouse in your area?
Yep...there's one in Iowa City.
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Which is you favorite There, Their, or They're?
Favorite?? It depends on the application.
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Who is creepier, The Six Flags Old Guy or the Burger King - King?
The "King" is the creepiest. The Six Flags guy is pretty damned spooky, though. Whats with these company's advertising people? They smokin' home grown, or what? These scary, spooky ad icons do not make me want to spend my money on their products.
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My mother owns a home in Kentucky and she hasn't paid her property taxes in 5 years.Some company bought her tax lien and now say she has to pay in full within 3 weeks or they will file to forclose on home.Can this really happen?
Yep. Its an easy way to buy cheap or distressed property. Ya gotta pay yer taxes.
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When roasting a chicken or turkey, it usually takes 20 minutes per pound. How many minutes does it take per kilo? (Serious, cuz I can't do the math.)
2.2 kilos per pound.
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What is there too little of in America?
Courtesy, tolerance, education, patience, sincerity, compassion....
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Do you like german sausages, and if so, what's your favorite kind?
The German ones...
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I used to know a Butcher named Mr Cleaver,who have you met who's name fits their job?
A friend of mine's Dad named Mr. Cooper, built and sold fuel storage tanks.
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Who wants to go out for a beer?
I'm droppin' everything....lets go!
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Was Britney Spears ever part of a girl group?
She was a Brownie in third grade...
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If a patient comes in and says shes thinks shes leaking amniotic fluid, what is the procedure to check it out?
I'd check the connections to her radiator, but her water pump could be leaking as well...she probably needs a flush...
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What would be a good slogan for God?
I told you so!
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Do you enjoy riding on a Ferris Wheel?
Oh yeah...There was a Double Ferris Wheel at the Iowa State Fair...they also had one of those GIANT European single wheels, too.
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What is the next number in this series 21 18 9 27 24 12 36
33.
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Do you have a special curser for your mouse, if you do what is it?
Mighty Mouse was said to have been quite a curser, but he most likely picked that up while enlisted in the Navy during WWII.
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Do you like the sound of the MARIMBA. . . . . .or do you think it sounds too FUDDY-DUDDY?
What is the sound of a FUDDY-DUDDY?
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Do you have a priced possession? What is it?
Some of my books still have price tags on them....
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Who is number 3 on your phone's speed dial?
The crew office.
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Are your parents divorced?
They somehow never divorced, Dad died, though...
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What instrument do you think sounds the SEXIEST?
Bagpipes, fo sho!
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Can you name 1000 (or more) people you met - from memory?
No, I can not.
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What material do you prefer to have a heavy coat made of?
It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again!
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Does anyone besides me NOT care that Michael Jackson is dead?
Yep.
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In the War of the Worlds remake (with Tom Cruise) what was the purpose of the aliens having buried their ships underground for hundreds or thousands of years?
More than likely to hide from the Scientologists and their disturbing beliefs.
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.04 miles how many feet... help please cannot figure this out...daah
211.2 feet
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Cannot figure out how many ft. in .04 of a mile...help
208.32 feets
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What is the word for a group of weasels?
Democrats, for sure.
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Do you like nuts in your ice cream?
Try holding your ice cream higher...
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Who was president of the USA the year you were born?
D.D. Eisenhower
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What is a fact about the Hindenburg?
The on-board fire suppression system failed miserably.
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My electrical outlet tests as "hot-neutral reversed" and I want to put a Monster power conditioner and HDTV on the circuit. The circuit has been in use for years, seemingly without problems. Will the "hot-neutral reversed" wiring cause problems?
Hot - neutral reversed is not good. What everyone else said is correct.
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What do you do for menstrual cramps? What works for you?
I usually jump in the truck and head for the tavern...works every time!
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What comedian did you think was really funny, got their own tv show and stopped being as funny?
Seinfeld.
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When did you last mow the lawn? (edging and blowing count if more than one of you is working)
Did it yesterday...took about 4 hrs.
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How long have you worked at your current job?
10...with 6 more to go.
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I have a kitchen faucet that is washerless starting to drip, is there anyway to do a cheap fix till i can replace ? (thank you) (go funny if you wish i don't care as long as it works)
Buy a repair kit for the specific faucet...they are a lot cheaper than replacing the whole thing.
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Meat eaters is there any meat you absolutely would or could not bring yourself to eat. I could never eat deer, rabbit or frogs legs.
Sheep.
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Do you like to eat lamb?
No. With quality beef and pork available, why bother...it tastes like possum.
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What comes to your mind when I say Wal-Mart?
Grass green stretch pants, greasy hair and tattoos.
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It is safe to feed my dog cooked pork rib bones?
Absolutely. Raw bones may splinter, cooked are softer. Never feed a dog chicken bones of any kind, they are hollow and will shatter.
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My Rabbit Has Just Had Babies, What Do I Do?
Pour yourself another gin and tonic and leave them alone for a couple days.
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When you hear "fruit smoothie", what flavor comes to mind?
Tunaberry
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How to make the BEST sponge cake?
Use only the freshest of sponges....
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What colour is the universe?
Flannel.
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I just gave you a big wedgie. Now what?
Ouchy!
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Were you the last one to use the bathroom? I think you left the faucet on. I can hear it dripping.
It wasn't me, that's your brother-in-law Petey....he'll drip like that for hours.
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Name one Black comedian
Nipsy Russell
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How many pajamas do you have?
Most recent official count taken sometime since the last census, zero.
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Do you use your dish washer everyday?
No, she's pretty much on her own.....
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What comes to mind when i say "Mexican Food"
Cheese, beans and grease, Baby!
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How many songs can you think of that were written about prostitutes?
Lulu's Back In Town....Leon Redbone
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Have you ever been to Knoxville Chattanooga or Nashville Tennessee?
No, yes and yes.
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Do you think Obahma is the best president so far?
No, I do not.
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How common is snow in your local area?
33 to 36" per year...some times more, sometimes all at once.
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Do boys like long hair, short hair, curly hair, or straight hair?
Yes, we do!
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Is it ok for a 17yr.old girl and a 28 yr.old guy to date?
Sure, so long as the 44 yr old daddy don't find out.
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Can you lamenate cheese?
Laminate or lamenate?
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What should I name my new pet spider? Cool Names only!
The one and only answer to this question....Boris.
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Of all the American soldiers that were in the Vietnam conflict, more died committing suicide after the war was over, than those that died in battle, what does this tell us?
Where'd you come up with that nonsense?
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Which celebrity you were madly in love when you were a kid?
Dawn wells, for one....Barbra Eden for another. Sally Field, too.
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Another stab from the past. Who remembers Jethro Tull? I saw him in Chicago play his flute on one foot for the entire concert. He is a master at the flute and can jam with the best. Want to hear some Jethro Tull?
Locomotive Breath...Bungle in the Jungle, oh yeah....
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When do you say no to medical intervention?
When the guy at Quick-Trip sez: I'm not a doctor, but I'm willing to take a look!
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Do you think blonde guys are sextoys?
No.
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PETA has asked Pet Shop Boys to change their name to something more animal friendly. What do you think?
Why do we allow a group representing less than one tenth of one percent to dictate to us? These people need to get over themselves and direct their energys towards something more important.
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What's the best coffee you can buy at the local grocery store? The tastiest, your favorite. And also what creamer?
Whatever is on sale.
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Does anyone remember Grand Funk Railroad. I'll give you a zillion points if you do! My boyfriend forced me to get into them years ago, and I really learned to appreciate them. Do you remember, do you want to? I'll play you some if I can find them.
Their Live album was really great. Heartbreaker and Inside Looking Out were two of my favorites. The Caught In The Act album was good, too.
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How fast do you think you could do the 100m sprint?
About an hour and a half.
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What colors are lobsters?
Greenish brown until cooked....then they turn orangy-red.
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What color is your roof?
Flannel.
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What is something you would find in the "Oval Office"?
Oval Office....Ovaltine.
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What would you do if you saw Brad Pitt walk into a movie theare?
Go to Orange Julius.
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Did you get perfect attendance in grade school?
The 9th grade was the 4 best years of my life!
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Where do the Simpsons live?
Springfield.
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How do you boil an egg so that the shell won't stick to the white?
Older eggs work the best for boiling. Eggs over 4 weeks old go to the cats.
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I am looking for the sample interview questions with answers for the burger king store manager
Do you want fries with that?
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What are the most complex organisms known (in existence or extinct) that can reproduce asexually?
Rosie O'Donnel
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What would you do if Homer Simpson was your only hope?
I find Homer the one and only hope.
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How would the horizon look if we had no atmosphere?
The sky would be very black and there would be lots of stars.
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Ladies serious answers only please. You are raped and you get pregnant...what do you do?
I was rapped so many times when I was a kid...it's a miracle I don't have brain damage.
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Can you think of anything that is white on the outside and black on the inside?
My mother
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If you see users below 14 years of age asking questions here, do you answer them or tell them to leave?
I usually answer them....I can't tell them to leave, it's not my place to and I'm not the AB cops.
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Can somebody sue you for saying god bless you when you sneeze?
No, and it has nothing to do with freedom of speech. It's in no way damaging to you.
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Are you wearing pantyhose today?? and if so, what color?
Flannel.
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Do you mind showing PDA in public?
I showed my BVD's in public...
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I am moving to Florida, but I have to quit my job here in PA, Can I collect unemployment until I find another job?
No, not if you voluntarily quit.
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You buy a gallon of milk, a dozen eggs, and a loaf of bread. how much will this cost you in your area?
Milk is slightly over $2....the chickens give us eggs and the WW has a bread machine.
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What is the number of spaces paragraphs are indented?
5
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I killed a spider. Squished it flat with a shoe. Am I vicious murderer?
Yes, I think so, I'm pretty sure a spider constitutes a meat bearing animal, so.......you know where you stand!!
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Do men actually get out a tape measure or ruler to find out exactly how long their penis is?
That's what yardsticks are for!
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We all know girls with big boobs work at hooters where do girls with one leg work?
Long John Silver's...
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If my cell phone charger is plugged in and my phone is not attached will it still pull electricity?
Yes, it will...it is, afterall, a transformer.
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How many bedrooms do you have in your house?
By design, 4.
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I used Marijuana for about 2 months i have been clean for about 2 weeks will i pass my drug test tomorrow?? Please!!
Probably not. You smoke dope, you lose. Hardee's is hiring everyday.
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Would you rather live in a suburban house, an apartment in the city, a small country town or on a farm?
Farm...no way will I ever move back into a town.
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Would u rather kiss a cow or hack ur mom?
Whats so bad about kissing a cow??
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What is the distance for a major league pithching mound
90'
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My birthday is the 1st of July & i'm yet to meet anybody who's birthday falls on the first day of any of the tweleve months is there anybody out there that has a birthday that falls on the 1st?
November 1st.
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Which side does your penis naturally hang? Left right or centre?
Over my left shoulder....hahaha!
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My friend had sex with a man who was hung like a horse, the condoms break what can kind of condom should she buy for the next round of lovemaking?
Goodyear.
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What is your favourite colour and why?
Flannel.
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What color is the last towel you used to dry off with?
Flannel.
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Have you ever found an animal skull or bones anywhere before? What kind of animal was it?
A common occurrance in the country...usually deer.
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Is there a greater song played on the bag pipes than Amazing Grace?
My Sharona or Bohemian Rhapsody
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What might be an interesting aquarium decoration inside a pet fish tank?
A junked car.
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Will we every develp a Zombie bomb? A bomb that turns human beings into a sort of mindless Zombie? If so how would this bomb be effective and how would anybody believed it worked?
Its been done....its called advertising.
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How exactly do I improve a window unit a/c so that it stops freezing over?
If your AC unit has a thermostat on it, make sure that it is not set too cold. It needs to cycle on and off so it defrosts itself ever now and then. Setting the thermostat to a higher number dosen't make it produce colder air...it just runs way too much.
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What's one example, where smaller is better?
Anywhere but Texas.
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Can you name a song that has the word 'you' in it?
You, you, you.
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How far must you drive for it to be considered a road trip?
Road trips are not determined by the distance but by the purpose.
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What is a food that you wouldn't eat with your fingers?
Goulasche.
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Can you desribe you mother in one word?
Evil.
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When I was in high school, we had a term we used for something that was REALLY incredulous. It was "MANOSHEVITZ" ! Was that word popular when YOU were in school?
We drank a ton of that while in highschool....Blackberry was the best!
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What do you think would make for some bad flavors of M&M's?
Litter Pan McNuggets.
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Which large-ish mammal do you dislike the most? Besides people. (For me, it's chimps. I *know* I’m supposed to like 'em, but I just think they're horrifyingly butt-ugly and scary.)
Horses....1200 pounds of skittish dog food.
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What old car of yours, do you wish you still had & why?
1962 Falcon. Best car I ever had.
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What sport did you enjoy the most in high school?
Lunch.
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How many sports team shirts do you own?
Z-e-r-o
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If you could punch one celebrity in the mouth, who would it be?
Tom Cruise, Tom Arnold, Rosie O'Donnel, Simon Cowell, That TV Chef from Hell and Floyd the Barber. Is that more than one?
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Which sentence is punctuated correctly:
Ms. Foxs' documents are in the the office. OR
Ms. Fox' documents are in the office.
Apostrophe s.
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What car should you never trust no matter what?
A Clown Car.
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I just drank your last beer. Now what?
You know, beer isn't just for breakfast anymore.
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What else might ATM be an abbreviation for, maybe?
All Things Memorable
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What are some gifts you should not give to the new mother at her baby shower?
A new T-shirt declaring: Show Me Your Hooterz!
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Does the train run through your city/town?
My train runs through lots of towns!
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Is ice hockey Canada's number 1 sport?
Actually, drinking is Canada's #1 sport, eh!
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On an electrical plug, what is the third prong for; and what is the disadvantage of breaking it off, so that it will fit into an outlet w/only 2 prongs?
Well, that first answer was far from accurate. The third prong is an equipment grounding lead, effectively grounding the piece of equipment directly to earth. This is important to have this intact to provide a direct path to ground for faulted current. This not only protects you from getting shocked or worse, it also makes your circuit breakers function quickly and positively, shutting off the...
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How often do you parallel park?
5+ points for spelling.
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What are the POLICE good for? whats so great about there job?
there?
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Do you remember any tornadoes in your town?
yes, I do.
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Why do cats have gay names like Mr. Majestic?
Why do people......?
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Bill______? 1.Bill Gates,2.Bill Clinton,or 3. Bill Nye the science guy
Bill Basie.
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So i got my tongue pierced yesterday and its not really swollen, at the tip of my tongue i have this horrible stinging feeling.What is that? everytime i try to eat or drink something, when i swallow it feels like it pulling on the piercing what can i do
Hopefully, you learned something.
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What kind of meet is angus?
meet?
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What is the name of a popular grocery store where you live?
Smith's.
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I just got my tongue pierced 2 days ago and it has lots of white dots on the end and a funny taste in my mouth. i really dont want to take it out. maybe i just burned it on some food? help what do i do
Hopefully, you learned something.
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Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Retired...working for myself...enjoying life.
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What would you do if you saw a dingo?
I'd subscribe to Reader's Digest.
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What are some presidential nicknames?
Honest Abe...Dishonest Dick...Slick Willie...Jimmie Who??
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What is the name of a world war 2 movie where a US service man is left on an island when a female teacher and her female students end up on the island?
Father Goose is the correct answer.
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True or False? You drive a White or Black Vehicle?
False.
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What are some things that you should NOT call 911 about?
Not getting napkins at the drive thru.
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What year was your car made in?
2008, 1998, 1993 and 1972
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My ______ is really hurting?
Neck.
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How do you change the blinker bulb on a 1993 chev. truck
It can only be changed if it's willing to be changed.
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Will you admit to openly flirting with someone on AB?Thank you for you answers(:
Only if I'm forced to!
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If you could enlarge the size of something what would you enlarge?
My 401-k
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Is it legal to drive with no shoes on? I wear flips so I kick them off but my sister keeps telling me I can get a ticket for that...can I?
I hope I never get stopped and checked for underwear.
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Do fish drink?
Only if they're under extreme job stress and their wives nag them incessantly.
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If every licensed automobile driver bought a hybrid auto, would the big oil companies eventually shut down?
No way. There's way too much industrial market for petroleum products.
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Are there any fruit trees in your garden?
I have 3 or 4 apple trees. Apples all over the place.
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Why is an engineering degree deemed much more respectable in China and India than in the US?
The US has reduced itself to a nation of burger flippers, used car salesmen and Wal-Mart greeters, thereby negating the need for any engineers, what-so-ever.
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What is your height?
74
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Would you please join me in congratulating Shatzee ??? Shatzee made it to maestro level !!!
Congratulations, Bub! Get yourself a rootbeer float and charge it to my account!
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What is something you would NEVER hear Donald Trump say?
Where's my Green Stamps? (I bet many people here have no clue....)
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Do you have a step ladder with no more than 3 steps?
Yes, I do. It's used regularly in the kitchen.
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What is something you would NEVER hear Donald Trump say?
Could I get doggie bag?
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What would be a bad flavor for edible underwear?
Cream of Crack.
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Don't you wish more people would put pictures of themselves on here?
I put my picture on here the other day. No one recognized me, so I went back to the former pic.
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I'm hungry, what should I eat?
Looks like some alphabet cereal would do you some good.
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What happened to all the fun people?
Most of them were traumatized into submission by the PC crowd.
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Do you eat eggs?
Yes, I eat eggs. If I didn't, my chickens wouldn't have much else to do all day long except for watching the Ellen Show.
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What colour underpants do i have on?
Flannel.
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I have a 1977 f-100 with a 400 engine, 3 sp auto. the battery went dead. when i replaced it, as soon as i put the cables on, the truck starter started turning. this is with the ignition off and the keys out. is this a problem with the starter or ignition
Starter solenoid is stuck, needs to be replaced.
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What's One service you have paid for, that you think is over priced, why?
Satellite TV is WAY overpriced for what you get. We should be allowed to put together our own channel packages and get charged accordingly. 38 channels of Billy Mays is a bit much.
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Bill Clinton is in North Korea. Do you think he would be able to bring out the two U. S. journalists imprisoned there?
I'm sure he wants a crack at 'em while they're still locked up.
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I hate everything and everyone
...and you're adopted, too.
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What are some signs that you need to take a shower?
Your dog insists on rolling on you.
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If you saw someone talking to a plant, how would you react?
I would at the very least presume that they were looking for some intelligent conversation.
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Boys: What size boobs do you like? Why?
Yes. Why not?
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Did you eat meat today?
I'm putting a beef roast in the smoker soon....should be quite tasty in 3 or 4 hours....
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If I was naked would you give me your _________?
car?
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My 65 ranchero acts like it misses when it gets warm and theres a loss of power, i have a 289 motor that is not stock what could it be?
Check to see if the timing is too far advanced. You should flush the cooling system, too.
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If you got a new pet right now, what would you name it?
Phlegm.
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Do you know someone here on AB by their name?
4 or 5 actually.
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What Pop Tart flavour haven't they made yet, that you think would rule?
Tuna-n-noodles.
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True or False? You have had a least one broken bone in your lifetime?
True, one.
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Does corrosion takes place in heat treated part while quenching
Yes it does. Thats why you should wrap your tool steel with stainless foil before heating. Watch that stuff...it'll cut you like a razor blade...
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What are some things that would not be very good used as a salad dressing?
Re-filtered hydraulic oil taken from a track-hoe.
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What are some things that would be totally useless when trying to bag a deer? (hunting)
A laptop and an espresso maker.
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If I gave you a racehorse, what would you name it?
Burt.
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Just shut up and______?
...leave your dollar on the dresser.
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Have you had a vasectomy?
I used the Ronco Home Vasectomy kit - - As Seen On TV! Saved me tons of money.
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Yes or No? You've written something down today using a pen or pencil?
Oh yeah...comparing my pay stub to my time book.
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What is really black?
Inside your refrigerator. (The light really does go out)
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I am 16 years old with a 4 month old baby. Can I sue my ex boy friend who is 19 for child support?
Absolutely! He is required to support his child...so we don't have to.
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Do you get sick of seeing the American flag?
No, never. I served to defend the flag and everything it stands for. Its an especially great display of flags on Memorial Day (Decoration Day) at cemeterys. Those who bitch about things in America not going their way are the ones who have no respect for the flag, our country or our way of life.
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Seriously.....does the universe mean for Mondays to be the cruddiest day of the week?
Monday is not Monday to everyone. Your Monday is my Friday....woohoo!
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What’s your favorite part of the night?
The dark part.
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What do you plan to do when you retire?
Whatever I choose to do...including permanently destroying my cell phone.
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If you could 'teach the world to sing', which song would you choose?
The Happy Boy Song. I'd post a link if I knew how....
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What are some great baby boy names that don't appear in the bible?
Cletus
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Is there any place where we should never eat?
The International House of Pancreas
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What celeb could easily turn you on?
Catherine Zeta-Jones.....oh my.
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What is something have you seen people fighting over, That you just couldn't care less about.
Football.
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What is your favourite fashion item? (ie. shoes, jean, bags, etc.,)
Big Smith Bib Overalls.
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How do you react when someone is driving too closely behind you?
I'm selling bumper stickers that read: The Closer You Get, The slower I go. Any takers?
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Is it against the law to flash your lights to on coming traffic to warn of a police car ahead?
It should be. Too many careless speeders and not enough cops as it is...
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What is the toughest question that a man can ask a woman?
You gonna eat all that?
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What color should you never paint a room?
Flannel.
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Who would make the worst singing cowboy?
Gilbert Gotfried
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I have to make a chair out of re-cycled materials that will support my own body weight for college, i have no idea where to start! Any ideas?
Are we talking 95 lbs or 295 lbs?
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Anyone know an easy cheap way to make fabric stiff/hard?
Starch is cheap and the process is easy.
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I'm watching the Doors movie right now. Did Val kilmer actually sing in it? Or was it dubbed?
Can I come over and watch with ya?
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Which cartoon character would you hook up with?
Olive Oyl...Damn!, everyone wanted her!
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How many Indians are here on AB?Indians please reply?
I'm part Indian.....
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What was the colour of JC skin?
I don't know for sure about the Jaycees, but most Shriners are white.
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THEY say that the average woman in America is a size 14/16. Is the average women you know a 14/16, smaller or larger?
Much smaller, indeed. I have dated women size zero to size 2 in the past.
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Guys: On average, how much do you look at porn?
I can't remember the last time I participated...
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If i were looking for you lets say on a wednesday between 2-4 p.m. where would i find you?
Camping on the Mississippi River, fishing and drinking beer...come on down.
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What would you think if someone told you they were on a "Mission from God?"
I would think that they had seen The Blues Brothers more than once.
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I have received an email which tells that my mail ID has been selected for a prize money of $1,000,000......from toyota promotional fund org...n they have asked me 2 contact. CHINA CITIC BANK.Now what should i do?
Forward the E-mail to your state attorney generals office and then report it as spam.
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What are some things that would be very bad as a pizza topping?
Kitty mcnuggets or goose macaroons.
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Is there a reason our fingers are all different lengths from one another?, why not the same length on each hand?
If you are using a finger for picking your nose that is too long, brain damage could result.
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Would you cry if a bird flew away with your cat?
Around here, it's more likely that a coyote will drag your cats off.
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What was the last show you watched on t.v?
The 10 O'clock news.
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Could blue food die cause fecal matter to turn green?
Oh yeah! Cool, ain't it? Try eating a whole box of Black Crows licorice...yours will be a colorful world come tomorrow!
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I hate all meat eaters! They kill innocnt animals. How do you feel about these words?
You're sure expending tons of energy on hating a LOT of people and animals. (Thats a lot of hatred) Everyone has their own personal 'cause', though. Some are more mis-directed than others, I guess.
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My dad was tired of waiting for the waitress to bring our food. He told each of us (4 kids & our Mom), "When your food comes, DON'T eat it!" After the waitress put the food down, my Dad TORE THE CHECK UP! Then we all left. . .hungry! Do you agree?
Man, what a waste of food.
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What is a kind of place where Taxi's line up waiting for passengers?
Union Station...any city.
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It's my party and I'll _____ if I want to. (what?)
...dress....
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Do you say hot dog, weiner, frankfurter or something else?
I thought that out here, in the middle of everything, people called them weenies. As in fried weenies or burnt weenie sandwich.
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How bad does a tattoo hurt?
Appearantly not bad enough.
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Have you ever been electrocuted?
I would doubt that anyone having been electrocuted would answer this question as electrocution by definition involves getting DEAD.
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN IF YOUR MAN CUMS IN 3 MINUTES,IS HE HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE?
Only if you're not there.
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What is a word or phrase you might hear from the Captain of a Ship?
What? Oh yeah, fuck them icebergs, dude!
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Does penis size matter to a girl?
Possibly so, if her's is bigger than mine!
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I have 2 front row center seat tickets to any concert to give away...which band would you go see?
The Who.
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Is it bad to smoke while breastfeeding?
Yeah, my girlfriend absolutely hates it when I do that....
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What is the worst color to paint a house?
Flannel.
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Can people live a long time with Dementia? Whats the life expectancy for some one with Dementia?
Way, way too long, just ask my mother.
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Is it still OK to go to the balcony of a moviehouse and make out?
If my mother-in-law don't mind....I don't mind...
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How can i stop been jealous? im always tiprin.. I need Help ;)
You need help with your English......
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Whats the longest time you went without shaving your armpits?
53 years...but I'm thinking about it.
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That looks really nasty, What is it?
Thats your younger brother......
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Where can I find the current price being paid for aluminum cans right now?
Some states have their own can deposit rates, but there is a market for scrap aluminum that fluctuates daily. Call your local salvage yard...they will tell you what they are paying per pound.
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If you were a type of fruit what fruit would you be? Why?
Freddie Mercury!!
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What can you throw at a Bride and Groom?
Chairs are generally available...but ash trays could suffice, as well.
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Who's the hottest girl in the world?
Skeeter...
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Is 32C ok for a 5'4"?
Quality over quantity everytime. You sound great. I could tell for sure with photos....hehehe.
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Are your socks mostly one colour or do you have a variety of colours?
Most of them are one color, except for the ones that have suffered industrial bleach trauma.
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Japaneze or Italian cuisine?
Italien!
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What is one form of transport that scares you the most?
Anything involving fat women.
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What's your favorite brand of coffee?
What ever is on sale.
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Do you tend to do the same things every weekend, or do you have something a little different planned this week?
Yeah, I usually work on the weekends.
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Apple pie or french apple pie?
Gooseberry...the French don't know shit about apples....
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Have you ever eaten an Item that is not considered Food?
Does dry wall count?
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What does she mean when she says you look taller
It simply means you don't look like such a short dork as you used to.
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How often do you change your avatar?
Never, actually.
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Did you ever ring the bell with the big hammer at the carnival?
I did that at quite a young age...its a matter of physics, not strength.
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_______ is my color!!! What color can you put in the blank?
Flannel.
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Does masterbating and having premarridle sex make your penis smaller?
Obviously so, plus it does do really bad things for your spelling, too!
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Ronald McDonald versus The BK King in a Celebrity Death Match. Who wins?
Well, the King is mighty damned scary, but Ronald could whoop him with his purse.
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Which fictional place would you like to visit?
Canada
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What animal/insect in Texas makes a loud whistle noise/call at dusk?
An Inebriated Redneck. Usually near a truckstop.
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How long has it been since you`ve been on a train?
My job, too, everyday.
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Is taking the train always boring?
The train is never boring....its a new adventure every day....plus it pays pretty well, too!
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Anchovies, do they taste nice or nasty...?
They really aren't too bad themselves, if you can get around all that salty brine.
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What type of sandwich would you be least likely to order from a sandwich shop?
A Triple Tripe Burger with a side of Entrails.
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Men: Do you prefer a womans hair to be tied up or left down?
Lets see...Do I prefer to be tied up with a womans hair or let down? I confused myself!
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Certified, qualified or disqualified. Which one are you?
Certified and qualified.
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What colour/color do you like better: Purple or pink?
Flannel.
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Girls, Do you like to wear your hair up or down?
Yes, mostly up and down.
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What if Jesus looked exactly like the Burger King?
The Burger King has something, incredibly wrong with him. He is one scary advertising icon. He even makes my dog have bad dreams!
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What are some things that would be a bad idea to take into the bathtub with you?
Your mother-in-law?
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What are some things that would be a bad idea to take into the bathtub with you?
Any variety of farm animals.
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Does your dad wear an earring?
No, he didn't have any earrings. My mom used to wear clip-ons. I agree...pierced ears on guys are creepy.
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What are some things you should never try to stick up your nose?
A toaster, a vacuum cleaner, your pets toys, Hershey Kisses, empty beer cans, hand tools, old shoes, 8-track tapes you don't like anymore, a tricycle, a rubber hose or anything from Long John Silvers.
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My husband saw a commercial for "KY INTENSE" ! He turned and looked at me and said, "What's THAT for?"! Should I worry about him?
Only if he uses it on his tooth brush.
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What are some things that would be a bad idea to get Grandma for her 100th birthday?
A dirt bike or a G-string.
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Do nuclear bombs scare you? We dropped one 10ft tall 5ft wide nuclear bomb in Korea. It killed 180,000 people from that one ten thousand pound bomb!! We did that twice & only!! Maybe thats how the world will end!! You do know the world will end someday?
When did this take place??
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Do you ever had "near death experience " ? tell me about it please
I've had many. I'm considering starting the "You Almost Been Dead Club". Several of us at work do qualify.
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If u had to what animal (other than a human) would you have sex with and why
Rosie O'Donnell?
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Do you have any dumbbells in your house?
Just my brother-in-law Petey.
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Am I the only person who doesn't have a Facebook account?
No, I don't have it and don't know what it is or why I would need it.
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What is your house number?
2008
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Should I loan an ex-"friend with benefits" money? He wants to borrow $300. He just lost his job & told me he may be facing jail for child support & hitting his baby mama. He's borrowed $$ before & said he'd pay back everything when he got some $$.
Don't do it, or we'll wind up seeing you on Court Tv trying to recoup your losses from a loser.
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What breed of dog do you own?
Labrador Retreiver....huh...another Canadian....
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Are you sick of "Made in China" goods?
Do we have any alternatives? Taiwan? Mexico City? Calgary?
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What is the biggest tip you ever left at a restaurant?
$25...Fabulous lady....House of Blues...New Orleans.
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How can you tell that your lawn is out of control?
When it uses YOUR cell phone to order a fertilizer application.
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The kids want to name our two hens,any suggetions?
Florence and Pauline
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Which musicians do you associate with New Orleans?
Pete Fountain, Harry Connick Jr., Al Hirt, Louis Armstrong, Dr John The Night Tripper, and many, many others......
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Can you name a type of snake?
Alabama Black Snake
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What do you get when you mix PMS with a GPS?
A bitch that knows exactly where she's going!
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How would you describe your avatar in two words?
Doughnut connoisseur.
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How old are you?
54 and never been kissed.
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Should I loan my ex-boyfriend $300. I previously loaned him $500 last year, but he said that he would pay me back both the $300 & $500 when he gets back on his feet. Should I loan it to him?
If you do, then we'll all see you on a Judge Judy episode in the near future to recover your losses. Simple answer...Hell No!
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Is there any workable method of treating protruding discs?
I have three of them in my neck...I'd like to see some answers, too.
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What cellphone provider do you use?
Verizon....I'm a slave to the Company. (On call)
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What was the best advice someone ever gave you?(or really good advice that you remember)
Shit runs down hill and don't get any on ya.
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Which is your favourite internal organ?
Definately my gizzard.
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What in your opinion is the best smelling perfume/cologne?
Soap and water.
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Morgan silver dollar 1887,cc mint can't find any info ,could this one be a fake?
I wouldn't swear to it, but I think there's a good chance it's a fake. The CC dollars skipped from '85 to '89. Any CC Morgan is worth decent bucks, phonies excluded.
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I fell on my ass a few minutes ago now it's got a crack in it what do I do
Did you hear that Oprah was arrested by airport security for having 400 pounds of crack in her panties?
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How big is your front and back yard?
3 acres total.
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Did you ever have a pet hamster?
I had one once, but my little brother ate him.
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What are first-date red flags you shouldnt ignore?
When she asks you if her back hair is showing around her tank top.
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I have dark brown hair I want it to be a light blond what would be the best way to do that?
Dark hair is great! Blondes are a dime-a-dozen.
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What is the worst thing that can happen at a sweet sixteen party?
Your crazy Uncle Ned shows up drunk and wants to show the girls his "fuzzy parts".
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How do yeast move?
North American Van Lines?
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What is the ultimate answer?
Don't get any on ya.
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What would you not name your child?
Knuckles.
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I say Star Wars you say __________?
Cheese fries?
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When an opposite sex walks to you n asks "WHATS YOUR SIZE?" what is the first things that hits your mind?
Wow! She wants to buy me a hat!
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Do you like having stuffed animals?
Turkeys or chickens are great with stuffing! And gravey, too!
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What should be today's word of the day?
Fleemble.
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Would you ever pick your S/Os spots?
Spots.......meaning?
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Harrison Ford vs Johnny Depp. Who is the Alpha Male?
Mr. Ford, absolutely.
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Do you like antiques? Or do they have a musky old smell to them that you find repugnant?
Come on, I don't smell that bad....
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If your team doesn't make it to the World Series, what team would you like to see win?
The A team!
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How many pages is Stephen King's book Four Past Midnight?
The last numbered page is 744.
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When doing pilates, how long do I hold a pose for before moving on to next one?
Til the shutter clicks and the flash goes off.
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Can you name one old film star?
Lillian Gish
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I say " Jenny Craig" you say?
Phil Silvers?
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What would you miss most if you were stranded away from civilization?
Hamburger Helper....although it does quite well all by itself.
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Do you consider it rude if someone enters into a n established thread between two people without even saying excuse me or something like that?
We say "Scuzzi" here...almost all of our catz are Italian.
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Whos personality out of the 7 dwarfs is most like yours?
Stinky
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Is there anything i can do to help my boyfriends porn addiction? :(
Sure....get him a couple gift subscriptions to some porn magazines.
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How do I baby-proof my home?
A six foot fence ought to keep the little devils outta there!
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If you were to die in 24 hours what would you do
Take the day off and go fishing.
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What place do you like to go the most that's within a mile of your home?
There's nothing within a mile of here.
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Why do doxsons have long ears
What the hell is a doxson?
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What is uncommon about you?
One nut is bigger than the other two....
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Do you have issues with your daughter/mother?
Yes, both, actually.
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I say baseball, you say?
Tacos.
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Ed Asner or Earnest Borgnine?
Earnie all the way!
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What makes an iron ship float?
Displacement. Concrete boats float, too.
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What colour accesories apart from brown and ivory will look nice with a khakhi linen dress?
Flannel.
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Whats the ugliest american-made car, ever?
The general consensus is about anything produced by AMC. Chrysler's PT Cruisers are horrid, too.
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What's your favorite TV series?
Green Acres
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What would you think if someone hated wolves and they had a dog?
So, whats the connection between the two?
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How many degrees is in a stop sign
360 degrees...all the way around.
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Do you attend your family's reunions?
Never, never again.
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What would do if you saw someone mooning your train?
Been there, done that. I have been mooned, flashed, waved at, flipped off, smiled at or scowled at more times than I care to count. Most people only see trains as a source of noise or blocked crossings.
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What color house do you live in?
Flannel.
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What tv show are you looking forward to returning in the fall?
Green Acres.
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Throw anything out there just for the fun of it, Whats a nickname for a short, very petite, hyper blonde girl?
Sprite.
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What is this word unscrambled, vierasanrny?
anniversary.
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Would you buy a house that was built "ON" the railroad tracks,if you got a good deal?
On?
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Every time I drive my car and my boyfriend is with me his penis gets hard. Especially if I am driving barefoot or in hi heels. Why is this? Yesterday this happened after cheerleading practice.
Could you give me a ride to work tomorrow?
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Which US states have been worst hit by the recession?
I think the current leader is Michigan.
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Scents of what, are irresistable to you?
Vanilla works for me. Soap and water are another of my favorites rather than any perfume.
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Can you name something that squeaks?
Shirley.
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Which Southern Rock band is your favorite?
Don't make me pick just one.
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What was the last video you watched on You Tube?
Train -vs- Tornado. Awesome video. This actually happened to me 2 years ago...
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On July 24 minimum wage will be increased from $6.55 to $7.25 a hour. What are your thoughts on this?
And Big Macs will go to $8.50.
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What do you know about Islam?
No, absolutely not.
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Is salt water and vinegar mixed together flammable?
Not hardly, but cucumbers sliced and soaked in afore mentioned amalgam make great pickles.
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What is the biggest no-no in baseball?
There's no crying in baseball.
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Besides basketball, which sport would a tall person be successfull in?
Competition Ceiling Shaving.
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What are some good boy's names?
Cletus
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What is the first step in ending global warming, in your opinion?
Keep Al Gore out of the spotlight.
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What was your favorite TV show from the 50's or 60's?
Green Acres
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Do you use safety pins for extra security with your Depends?
No need...I buy my depends equipped with suspenders!
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What's your favourite song about war? (I can be an anti-war protest song, a song glorifying soldiers and war, or just a song offering an indifferent commentary on the subject)
Steppenwolfs Monster.
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What are the main problems that causes divorce?
Men and women.
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I say "Mojo" you say?
Flannel.
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What nonexistent word should be a word?
Flumpsy
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Mothers: how would you rate the pain of childbirth from 1-10 and 10 being painfully painful?
Been through it twice....didn't feel a thing.
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If your wife spent more time with another guy online more than you would you be jealous and want to hurt the guy?
If I could only get him to feed her, too....
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Find the missing letter. B D F H J?
L
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What is the next term in this sequence? II IV VI VIII X XII XIV
XVI
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Do you know what blood type you are? I have no clue.
O+
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