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Can you tolerate ignorance? As long as I am restrained and gagged, I can deal with it just fine

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Is it just me, or are there a lot of questions on AB about rabbits? Yes there is. Either a) we have bnny enthusiasts or b) our knowledge on bunnys is appauling

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What do you do when you are lonely? This. I guess I am lonely quite a lot

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Werrrrr, gerrrr, praWWWWWWWWWWARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! FerrRRRRrrrrRRrrrRRrrrRRrrRrRRRrRrrR? I'm sorry, are you pissed Marshall?

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Where is gtravels? I miss her. Well, it's been three days. I am not sure, she may just be busy with life right now. She'll be back, I hope

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Are you "loyal" to any single website, like answerbag, dizzay, or yahoo answers? i suppose i use the last two, mostly dizzay though, cause i found the yamster to be disagreeable to my delicate nature. aso i'm wondering what i can get away with saying here I am to answerbag, for sure. There is physically no more time in the day for me to be loyal to anywhere else!

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If you had to sell one member of your family to some group and you know that member would be safe, fed, have health care provided, who would you sell and why? My dad. So someone else can deal with him for a while

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In what category that AB does not have would you most likely be an expert? Borbon cream fuel. It'll catch on, I swear.

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Could someone help the newbie? i also use dizzay and yahoo answers, and a friend named devo told me about this place. i just need to know what kind of ride i'm in for. i asked this question on dizzay too when i first signed in. any help is good help... Hello, and welcome! I;d be more than happy to show the ropes, answer any questions you may have etc. Here as long as you remain polite and open minded, you'll be fine. Things like spelling, grammar go a long way here. Just be ice, and people will be nice back! Opinions are respected as long as they are justified, and a comment is better to most than points. Any more help you need, let me...

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Does your workplace ban particular websites? My work banned Ebay, Youtube, News.com.au and yesterday banned Answerbag - I've been on AB too much - but I still get all my work done! Yep. All gambling and chat room sites. However, answerbag after much protest from me, is not banned as it is 'educational'

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Have you been accused of being other AB users? Not so much. However, it has been said many times that I have a load of sock puppet counts to rate myself up. It's not true. I am only one woman! There are not enough hours in the day

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Do you think they should ban smoking all together Not unless the government want a fiasco like the whole prohibition thing on their hands

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Can you work in groups or do you have to work by yourself. I can do both, though more effective on my own. By the way, socialism is a political belief, like capitalism and communism.

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How do you say, 'how are you' in french? Ca va? is the most casual way

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Do you think some people are just designed to be alone? I don't think designed... it's more conditioned. Things get in the way, many factors really. Byt I do not believe anyone was ever born naturally to be alone

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How can you tell which rock is the oldest? is it the rocks that are on the bottom or the top? Bottom, the layers on the top are newer.

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Did you enjoy your childhood? Yes. I grew up fast

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I'm 13 i really like someone but hes 18 i dnt no hm bt my dad nos him and likes him. i dancd wit hm at a masquerade bt only realised lst week it ws hm if i went out wit him on a strictly no sexual relatioship is it legal i really lke hm and he mks me laff Ok... so if I am reading this correctly, you are 13 and he is 18. And you don't know him, but your dad does, and you like him. Right first off, how do you know you like him if you don't know him? Anyway, yes you could go out with him if there was no sexual relationship, but ask yourself these questions: 1) Does this age gap bother him or you? 2) How are your parents going to take...

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What kind of cellphone do you have? Yep. A motorola Pebl (It's black)

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How do you manage anger? I don't, and therefore I am currently seeing an anger therapist. She pisses me off so much... argh!!!

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Do you feel awkward when you really are the therd wheel? Not really.

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Can you help me? I can try. How may I help you?

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What would you do if one day, the new neighbors turned out to be a "mob" family? would you be friends with them? or avoid them at all costs? I'd introduce them to my family, that think they are a mob family too. It'll be funny, watchuing them compare over the top hat and moustache combos

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How do you react when a co-work doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom? Well, I ain't shaking your hand now mister/missus!

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How many children were/are in your family? One. Me. EVeryone else in my immediate family is an adult, including my sister.

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What the first name of the dumbest person you know and why? Mark.

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Do you sometimes truly believe all the good ones are taken? I believed that... then I found out you just need to let them come to you. Or more just bump into you randomly. They are out there!

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What are you waiting for? Damn you, I just tried to ask this and you've bloody asked it already! Dman our alike thinking minds *grr*. I am waiting for either a lot of money, or for you, whichever comes first. The results the same though. You

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Have you ever walked down a street and pass by someone wearing the same shirt or jacket you are wearing? Nope. The majority of my stuff is either personalised or too obscure to be owned by many

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Do you believe that after a severely traumatic personal loss, it is always possible to pick up the pieces and go on, or are there some experiences from which a person can never recover? Some wounds never truely heal, only numb.

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What do you think of the "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them!" slogan? If you saw a "Girls are stupid, throw rocks at them!" slogan would you be offended? I have given up caring in all honesty. I don't buy the stuff, and only throw rocks at people who deserve it, so I am fine and happy ignoring everyone else. If they would like to just roll into the hands of not particularly clever marketing and spend there money on it, that is just fine by me, as long as they sod off and leave me alone

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Why would I think outside of the bun? Because thinking inside it is a bit 'doughy'

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What time did you fall asleep last night? What time did you wake up today? ABout 3 am? And I was up at 7 am this morning

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Are you in a Bad Relationship right now?but you are just hanging by a thread and can't bare to tell the other person? Not me, but a friend of mine is. And no matter how many times I tell her, she won't hear reason. It's a shame, I don't like seeing her hurt

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In a time of crisis, who do you call? Ghostbusters! No not really. In times of crisis, if it's that bad the police, fire brigade or ambulance. As in emotional crisis, I try and ignore it for as long as possible (like so- *ignoring*)

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Have you ever attempted suicide? no comment

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Why are you still living? Because I have something there for me to hold on to and keep me going. Each day going past my desire to live my life is dwindling, but still he remains, unflickering. If I were to die, then it'd be two lives I ruin. SO it's worth the pain, the sacrafice.

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Do you hold a secret that nobody knows?c'mon you can tell us.no one will find out. Yes, and no I don't want to. It's a secret for a reason. And there are over 150,000 answerbaggers I believe, so it's not exactly no one, is it?

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Is a grown man more affected by the relationship he had with his father or his mother? Of course, as we all are, man or woman, young or old Edit: woops, misread I would say whichever had more impact in his life. Who was there more etc.

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Life is _____? All you'll ever get, so lets make the most of it, shall we?

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If someone told you that they could reserve a spot for you to go on big brother - would you do it? No. You aren't allowed computers are you? No AB for over a month?! No bloody way!

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Where is MOTOARENA? I don't know, I am not with him, nor have I ever met him. I believe he is in Australia, else I would go try find out for you. You never know, he may be busy or even (shock horror) doing something productive! Though it has been 8 days since I saw him last... maybe we should send out the search party?

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What song sticks out in your mind where you think about your childhood? Go to sleep my baby Shut your pretty eyes-ahh! Go to sleep my baby And I'll give you a bottle of tizer. My dad used to sing that to me when I went to bed to make me laugh. Never got that tizer either

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Who will "step up" and answer the backlog of unanswered questions in Answerbag? I try all the time. Thing is, I am no where near intelligent enough to answer half of them as people far above my own caliber of knowledge cannot answer, therefore I cannot in any productive manner. Plus I know nothing about playstations or cheats for playstations, or games of playstations etc., which the majority are anyway

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What's running through your dog's/cat's mind when they are staring at you? My particular cat is usually thinking: wait. Soon, when I mutate opposable thums, you will be under my comand, and I will make you wear a pink collar with a pissing bell on it. Mwahaha... oh damn I think I;d better lick my arse...

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If AB was a group therapy session what would be our problem? Lets see, I think we would have (in true Trisha/Jerry Springer style): Help! I never get any work done because I am on AB, what can I do? Oh no, I think I have mated with a troll by accident?! DNA TEST RESULTS!!!! I think Nevets has become some kind of God... so should I admitt my AB addiction to him and ask for his help even though he is around the same/more addicted than I?

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Have you lived a life of rags to riches? Well, I went from rags, to slight riches, to nude *shock horror!*

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It's clear that most men don't like feminists. What type of women DO they like? Problem is, men are not one single mass, just as women are not. So it all depends on who . Some men might like feminists. I doubt the feminists care. I think most people in general though prefer people who can stick up for themselves without turning every single little thing into a war

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What is the first live musical you ever saw? Cats. My dad took me to see it down the west end in London when I was 9 or 10

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Why do the answer bots ask and answer their own questions immediatly after asking? why do they ask questions that someone else might have but is now missing out on points? It is done to help build up the database of information on questions and answers that are never asked or answered. Anyone who has their own input is welcome to answer, and after all the best answer is meant to be the one with most points, so it surely does not matter

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Should teachers be able to talk about Christianity in public schools? Of course, how else would anyone learn about it? However, I believe that all religions are best left to discuss in Religious Education (RE) rather than have each subject dominated by a particular religion

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What is a good dare to offer someone (it must be uncomfortable and embarrassing) for $10k? The person needs the money, but I want to make them do something uncomfortable to "earn" it. There is one guy who's mates bet him that he would not get breast implants for about $2000. I guess you could dare him to get arse implants too? But this is all very sadistic, is it not, to cause a person in need of money discomfort or humiliation to get it. My advise would be to give the poor sod the money, and don't torture him. Or if you have to, tickle him

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On AB, Whats the weirdest word you've seen with the green underline? I have only seen it once on one of my answers that said cancer

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What were you like as a teenager?(eg cool, nerdy, awkward?) I am a teenager, and I am just plain odd to be honest with you

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If art is all about view and perspective then can an art teacher really grade your art as wrong? Provided of course you stay on subject. All I know is how to mark art GCSE. First off, research is meant to be done, and you get points for that. Then the techniques you use that you have learnt can also add some points. The actual art itself cannot be marked down. WHat really gets you the marks however, is stating your inspiration, how that art came to be, how it is presented and effects the audience etc. etc. But that is just art GCSE

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Without going back to another page how many answerbaggers can you name? Oh Jesus, you have really asked for it now. In no particular order: RFlagg Satine Stableboy Antigone Rising Aunty Em Nevets Some.Random.Person AlanPro777 Anderson777 Zandalee Trotskiest Pantaloons Lady Fuschia Smurphy (of course) Elitheeli Psyonic Anonymous Anonymous Too Anonymouse GTravels FunSince BreaveheartReject Singwell Bob Baylock Glen Baylock Charmaine Jay ...

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I have heard it said "I love you but I don't like you" Is this really possible? Yes. I love people who I do not like. My family. They are nasty, and half of them evil and twisted. I still love every single one of them though (such a foolish child)

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When should someone lose their virginity? 14. No I don;t. It's far from my fondest memory, but it's done now.

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Where is Elitheeli? Well I was talking to him last night, and then he went to talk to his dad. I should imagine by now he is either in bed or at college

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What do you think of DRUBLIC AND SUPERPANDA? Well, as people they were lovely from what I knew them as. Particularly Drublic as I spoke to him more. It's a great shame, to lose friends. I still like them and miss them

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What age were you when your mum finally stopped wiping food from around your mouth with her own saliva? About 4, because I started running fast enough. However, no one can out run my grandmother doing it, even though she's had 7 strokes, is 80 something and can barely see or hear a thing. It's got to be something in her genes

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Do you double dip, single dip or dip more than twice? (like chips or fries into sauce.) I dip and roll, to get a decent amount of dip on said crisps (chips) or chips (fries) with just the one dip

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What do you miss most about childhood? I miss feeling safe, especially in my family

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Would you like to share an instance when let out the perfect retort in the most appropriate moment? Hmm... I remember once, when I was 9, I came up with a perfect response to an insult. This boy called Sam was calling me every name under the sun, which I ignored. However, he then turned on my mother. I can't ignore that, so I kneed him where it hurts (mean, I know). He shouted at me that I had given him cancer. At nine I didn;t know that much about cancer, where it came from etc., so...

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Who are the last three people you answered questions for? Not including you, Alanpro777- Who created Liquor? (a very good man) Doodlethenoodle- her friends are fighting, what should she do basically Smurphy- about the ratio of male to female in my household

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What is the male to female ratio in your house? 0:2 me and my mother, but with the cat it is 0:3. It's sort of a male free zone in our house

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Two of my best friends are in a fight. they both want me to take sides but i can't. they're great friends and i don't want to hurt either one. it's pulling me apart. what should i do? I would refuse to take sides. Tell them that this is petty- friendship is something to be cherished, not constant pointless fighting. That they are acting like toddlers and you won't humour them. Tell them that until they sort it out, you will not be either of their friends. That should sort them out

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Who created liquor? A very, very good man. I wish I could shake his hand

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If you had to dunk yourself in a large vat of pain, what colour would you want it to be? Pain my dear? Have you been on the sherries again? Surely it's a little early for tequila (is there such a thing?) But deep purple, as always

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Why are magazines full of skinny women when the real world is full or normal curvy beautiful women? Can I just say something? Just because a person is curvy, does not make them unattractive or any less beautiful than anyone else. But also skinny people are beautiful too. I hate the fact that people feel they can say nasty things about people who are skinny. I am skinny, and treat everyone with respect and regard beauty as something being both inner and outer. I get cruel comments all the...

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How much do you spend on makeup? £0.00. I wear eyeliner so i don;t look ill, that's it. My sister works for a make up company, so I get it for free anyway

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What items have you accidentally shoplifted? My whole kitchen table. it was a bargain! (only paid for the chairs)

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DId you wait till marriage? Bit late for that now. But I have no intention of getting married, and I am not staying celibate thanks very much! No regrets :)

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What does the word "beautiful" mean to YOU? Beauty in my eyes is something that can make me see something good in them, myself or something else. This is tough going, as in my old age of sixteen (hehe) I have become skeptical and arrogant. But there is still beauty out there to me

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Do you love A)No one. B)One person, C)A few, D)Most people, or E)Everyone? Why? I love 3 people. Two are my family, and one is my love. I love my 2 in my family because they were there, they raised me, and I love them. I love my 'other half' for too many indescribable reasons, and when I try and say them I just make myself speechless and have to stop

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What is the strangest mode of transportation you have ever taken? Great Dane

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How much do you girls/guys spend on skin care? I have so far spent this year on skin care a whacking total of: £0.00. Last year however, I really pushed the boat out and spen £1.99 on skin care (I know, shocking!) on this tub of stuff which you wash your face with and doubles as a moisturiser. Aqueous cream or something. And the tub is so big we are on the 9th month and still just half way down!

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My favorite tv show ever made is FRIENDS. Is anybody else a FRIENDS fanatic? Although I have seen them all, it is not my favourite show (I hold my hands up, I am a Dallas freak. It's the shoulder pads). However, my very good friend Becky is obsessed with it

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If a famous ex-partner of yours was writing a tell-all book of their life thus far, would you be looking forward to reading it, or dreading it's release? I wouldn't bother. My one ex boyfriend was so stoned out of his head all the time, I highly doubt he remembered how to spell hi own name after all this time, let alone me at all

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Do you appreciate life? Why? I do. Because most of it so far has been down the crapper so far, I have everything to live for

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Who makes you a better person? My love. Makes me happy, and not many people can say that

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Can you sum up your life (so far) in paragraph containing 50 words or less? Try it... I'll do it in one s'alright voila!

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It's my one-week anniversary here on AB. Who wants to celebrate? (Hopefully there will be no gnashing of teeth...) Cheers my dear! *cracks open champagne* to your answerbagging future, and may it be long lived and wonderful! *clink*

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Do you have a tendency to get confused easily? Huh?

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How many words can you spell using the letters from you whole name? Well: Bored As Mustard Bore Must Star Sum Read Dead Bred Bread It goes on.... it's a lot

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What is it like to be you? Nasty and wonderful at the same time. My life is like walking S&M. But you wouldn't like it much, especially right now

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What is one word that you havent said in a long time? Masterbation. Recently I have felt no need to say it. But I have now!

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Have you ever Answerbagged in the nude? You know I have, you were talking to me at the time.

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When did you or your partner lose their hair?(at what age) Well, we are only 15 and 16, so not yet. And we both have a lot of hair, so it isn't looking like any time soon

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I'm trying to find a look for me- I'm bland and dress in t-shirts and jeans- whay style do you think would work for me? Your own, don't want you turning into a clone on us now, do we? Just go with what you like, not with what other people dictate as style

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The bottom of the back of my two front teeth seemed to flake off. The surface is now rough (and my OCD has caused my tongue to become raw), a bit swollen and uncomfortable. I brush and floss daily. Going to the dentist soon...any idea what I'm up against? Why? I can't think of anything I would like to ask about teeth. Why don't you ask?

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Did you ever have sexual intercourse with a person you were in love with? No... funny that. I would think it more likely, yet I would probably find it a lot more awkward. Then again, sex and love for me do not go hand in hand, so that might explain it

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What's with the Ronald Reagan category? Because he's sexy :P

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How to hide your love from another person? For ronald Reagon (see catagory) just avoid him. Generally, love should not be hidden. However, if you MUST, I suppose avoiding is the best tactic

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Who do you think is better My Chemical Romance or Slipknot Death? please?!

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What is the most pain you've ever been in? So hard to choose... physically probably ripping off half my back. Mentally, either my dad hating me, or my uncle and his f*cktardness

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Are televised beauty pageants necessary anymore? Were they ever necessary?

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Part of a 4H project I'm doing is to come up with a names for a rabbit business(breeding, selling, supplies,etc.), Any Ideas? Hutchings Rabbit Business? Hop-along Emporium? Bunny's R Us? Mr Nibbles Rabbit Business of amazingly wonderous amazingness?

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If your life is an hourglass, how fast is the sand falling? It's an hourglass? Mine came out funny... now mine is just a giant rock being thrown off a cliff. Damn, I want an hourglass!

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Can a bad father change? (or is it just in the movies) Anyone can change, if they really want to. Thing is, most people either don't want to, are in denial or don't know how. But I more than most do know how quickly fathers change (though mine went the opposite way). It's possible... just unlikely

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What is your favorite song and why? Waterloo Sunset by the Kinks. Always my favourite song, no matter what

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Go to Microsoft word - open a word document and read the 7th line of that word document. Vous monsieur a insulté mon honneur. J'exige satissfaction. Je challange vous à un duel says:

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Can an atheist define exactly what it means(to/for them)to be atheist? I am athiest. Being athiest to me simply states I believe in no God or organised religion. It does not really define my belief, but my lack of a belief.

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Should we have an area on the front page welcoming new members? I think that would be great. I hereby volunteer to be part of the welcomers too!

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Apon waking in the morning, whats usually the first thing you say to the person beside you or to yourself? Damn... I was hoping not to wake up today. or next to me Who the f*ck are you, why are you in my bed and how much have I drunk? (that one hasn't happened in a while)

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How well do you think you know yourself? More than anyone else, but not nearly enough

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Can you tell what I'm thinking? Well, if you are thinking what I am thinking, it's going a little something like this: Dear God how the hell is this happening. I need a biscuit That was a good biscuit. AGh AGh AGH AGH! Life is really messed up sometimes It's ok, I have you though, it's ok. I just wish I could do more Ooooh, something shiney! *hyperventilate* ... ... ... I need a drink. I have...

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Do you think newcomers to Answerbag could use mentors to get them started? They can if they like. I think most of us would be happy to help, show them the ropes etc. I would anyway

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Who or what will your last thought be of before you die? Well, this is annoying. Right, better have a bourbon cream before I go *eats biscuit*

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If you spell check your last name, what options come up? Mustard is spelt correctly, as is my actual last name. How boring!

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Do you let mind games from people who try and unsettle you affect you? Depends on who. It takes a lot to unsettle me really, and most people can't get that far. However, mind games is my family's favourite pass time (every single one of them) and to be honest I love my family too much to not be unsettled by them

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Answerbag, flash in the pan or permanent fixture (I know which one I choose) Permenant fixture. The people is what makes it great, and I wouldn't want to lose any friends

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Whatever country you are from, give examples of what you see as a typical person from another country. i.e If you are American what do you think a typical brit is like. etc for all countries Ah yes. The French. If I had to stereotype them, I would say lazy, wear blue and white striped jumpers and a beret, ride bicycles everywhere, smell of garlic, have a thing for cheese, drink endless coffee and spend the majority of the day in bed. I don't even know why that is, because most French people I have ever met are nothing like that

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Do you have a blog? If so, care to share it? :] I do, somewhere. And nah,you don't want to see it, it's just self pitying whining! I can get it out of my system before being faced with humanity and answerbag

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What is something you cannot do, that most other people can? I can't accept a compliment to save my life. It takes everything I have to fake it, let alone actually just accept it. I don't like accepting there is anything nice about me, and I know that is weird because most people crave compliments. It just seems so hollow. Also, I can't rollerblade. Anyone who would like to teach me is welcome to!

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In 50 words or less, tell me your story. Born, living currently in dreams. Bout it really.

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Do you have a loud or quiet sneeze? I have one of those weird imploding sneezes that give you a head rush everytime. it;s actually quite fun!

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If you were with God one day(able to see, hear, and touch Him)...what would you do? Tell him to sod off. Too little too late thank you very much

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If you were a playing card which would you be and why? 4 of hearts. No particular significance, but without it everything would be mighty strange

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Can you try to insult me as much as you can with one word? Mark (My dad's name is Mark, and believe me this is an insult!)

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When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? When I was little, my ambition stretched as far as being happy (and, for a brief period, being a washing machine) Unfortunatly, I never DID become that washing machine, and sadly I never think I will *breaks down into tears* However, as thinngs are at the moment, I am.... happyish. Happier than I have been in a long time, but not jumping for joy. Yet. However, as much as I think I have, I...

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Did you know that singwells avatar is a BADGER, not a bear? Yes, yes I did. I am a fan of badgers myself, and us fans notice these things (plu it looks nothing like a bear)

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What happens only in the middle of each month in all of the seasons, except summer and happens only in the night, never in the day? the letter n?

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What is something that you will never accept? I will never, ever, EVER except that a person cannot stop themselves from doing something (this does not include anything like tourettes, I can understand that). But I cannot accept that a person can say 'I can't help it' because of urges or whatever, or that someone told them to do it. No, I know many people including myself who can stop themselves doing things if they really...

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As a "obsessed with skateboarding" preteen, what are/were you obsessed with as a preteen? As a preteen (12 would that be?) I was slightly obsessed with politics. I was slightly strange, and still am to be honest

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Today's national goof-off day, are you goofing off yet? Well, I'm here, aren't I? Not really goofing off though, have to work all evening

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Did you get spanked as a child by your parents or grandparents? If yes, what did you get spanked with? For me, it was a big wooden spoon by my grandmother. Hand, book, pencil case, iron (iron?!) and anything really to hand by my dad. My mum once with the back of her hand. My grandmother doesn;t mean to, she's had strokes and ends up punching me by 'accident' (she says anyway, but I am a little suspicious). I don;t see the others enough to be hit, spanked, whatever

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Are the people in the band all-american rejects gay I don;t think they are homosexual, to my knowledge...

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Ask the person closes to you to say somthing random. What did they say. Oh, so we are talking to me are we (who is this 'we', a royal we? It;s only me woman!) Shut the f*ck up Sophie and go to bed, we are not talking, remember?- my mother. Sorry, we are fighting right now. However, my goth furby just said meba f*cktards.

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How many people are scared to show their real face on Answerbag so they use a generic picture as their Avatar? I'm not, it's just my face pisses me off enough as it is without it ruining something else!

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Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say? ...of an English stage coach. The cold is not excessive, if you... Frankenstein

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Would you think being married to the local pc repair would be handy to have around , if he was good looking? I would except: a) I love someone else b) marriage scares me c) He is my friend Becky's brother d) he is too old for me and e) he is gay. BUT if I was in love with him, up for marriage, not related to my friend, around my age and either I a gay man or him heterosexual, then it just MIGHT work!

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Are you glad that Tony Blair will be resigning from office soon? I don't really know. On the one hand, its about time, but on the other are things really going to change that drastically?

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Would you rather go out with someone that is hot or cute? I'd rather date someone who I chose via personality. They can look as they wish

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Can you type your name 50 times without stopping in less then a min sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie sophie Oh bugger!

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How do you think? Sparatically

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Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? No I don't. My proof for that is that there are many things in life no one can seem to explain or have an answer to. If life had a real meaning, then I should inmagine it'd be clearer than it seems to be (just my opinion though)

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Do you find that sometimes the homepage is moving so fast that questions you want to answer disappear before you can get to them (when you are busy answering something else)? Yes. I think it might be the sign we are a little too enthusiastic!

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If your Parents and sibling were in danger would you save your parents or your sibling..(can't save all just one or the other) Now that one is too hard. I love my sister and my mum the same. I choose to sacrafice myself for whatever danger.

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I believe in a God, do you? I do not believe IN God, but if I did I would be sceptical about what he/she said because I am just that kind of person :P

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If you HAD to choose to keep one of your parents who would it be?..I would choose my DAD. My mum. And that is in the middle of a heated war between the two of us. True love :)

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Do people ask/answer questions on answerbag for points or? I personally believe that this is a myth, and have yet to see any significant increase the higher up you get. It all depends on quality and quantity, and those higher up tend to post more and of a high quality. Else how would they get there?

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Do you keep a REALLY steamy secrets, even tho they're making you burst? yes... I am currently the holder of quite a few. God people's lives are so dramatic with all these secrets you know!

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If you weren't able to get online and "mysteriously disappeared" from AB for a while, which of your fellow AB'rs would miss you the most? I think we would all be missed by at least one person on here you know, even if we don't realise it. If anything, AB misses out when it loses a contributor. ANyway, that is just my two cents. If I mysteriously disappeared, I think I may cause a little wide spread panic amongst some of my fellow anserbaggers. Because anyone who knows me will know that I cannot be stopped coming on here...

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If you were to write your name, and for each letter was a word that describes you. what would it be? Brave Odd Real Energetic Drama Queen Ass pain Strange Mature Understanding Strong Trustworthy Accomodating Random Derranged!

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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Nothing. It;s cheese. Cheese can't talk, can it? or am I missing out?

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What is the longest time you have spent on line waiting for something? What was it for? Was it worth it? A startling 13 hours for my passport. Yes, it was well worth it because it meant I could go to Berlin. Plus, I am British, and if there is one thing British people love, it's a queue

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Are you afraid of the police? Why or why not? No. They are nice guys and have helped me out a couple of times, as I have them. I have the utmost respect for them, and as long as I give no reason for me to be arrested, then I will never be afraid of them. We have good police here (shame about the people! hehe)

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What do you think a bout people on welfare should they be cut off after so long or what? My aunt is on welfare (the doll in the UK) and is a testimony why for the majority there should be a time limit as some sort of insentive. she has become too complacent on the state, and expects them to provide accomodation, food, child care, health etc. without lifting a finger herself, even though she is more than capable. It's a shame, she is a waste of a woman. She wasted her...

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Who owns Answerbag? Demand Media. But it;s run by the lovely AB staff, who owned it originally

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Do you prefer black and white or color photographs? Usually black and white. Feels as if it has more soul, if that makes sense

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Do you know anybody with a REALLY uncommon name? (not just a differnt language) Well, Chasity and Charity Dingle (Soap called Emmerdale) spring to mind. Especially as chasity and charity are definatly not appropriate for either of them

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Would you say you were a peacemaker or a firestarter? Little bit of both. I tend to make other people's peace, and then go start my own fires

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Do you care what people think of you? I... have no real idea. Perhaps I have been conditioned that way, perhaps I am insecure. All I know that is as long at the end of the day I am happy with me, then it's ok. I make no real effort to be any different for anyone else, but I try and be nice

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If someone in you life has passed away recently, what was their finest quality imprinted on you? The importance of family. Shame they are gone now... they were a nice person in it. There aren;t that many nice ones of us left!

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Is there any unkindness you may have committed towards someone you could never undo? (short of murder) Rape, mental abuse, physical abuse, sexual abuse, it can never be undone. (you being a collective sense, rather than me)

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Have you been kicked out of class by the teacher before? Why? Yes. Back chatting at teachers I don;t like gets me sent out a few times (so immature, I know). Punching people... that's got me sent out. I once came in *slightly* tipsy and got sent out. I was a bit disfunctional...

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Do you use the terms "gay" or "retarded" to describe things or people you think are dumb, stupid or inferior in some way? No, as to say a person is gay would imply either they are homosexual or happy, neither of which makes them better or worse than myself. I personally hate the word 'retarded'. In my mind, I remember being about 6 and my dad calling a child with Downs Syndrome retarded. Then my mum explained to me that my dad is basically an arse and that it is cruel to say such things, especially as...

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What if one of your parents committed suicide? How would you take it? Terribly. To lose a parent is one of the worst things I can imagine. I can think of two very good friends of mine who have no mothers because of suicide, and it breaks my heart. Longing for a parent is very painful, but to lose one... that's just plain rip your soul in two pain

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Do you think it is wrong for parents to call their children by their first name? Nope. I call my father Mark, and I would expect him to display the same kind of curtosy and call me Sophie. I have a name, I;d rather they use it

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Do you think fathers should stay home to raise their children (as opposed to working outside the home) while their children are not in school? I think that if one parent can afford to not go to work during the day to put food on the table, then that would be a wonderful idea, same as a woman. My dad worked nights, so he raised me during the day.

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Is a woman expected to cry/be extremely emotional when being proposed to? I am sure many expect it, but who cares? They should react like they want. For instance, my mum threw up. Makes you wonder why she married him

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What was the hardest part of your life? Still there. Getting better soon we hope!

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Do you think that you live in the most deserted place on the planet? Well, I can hear my neighbours to my right having sex through my wall, the traffic outside, the neighbours to my left are arguing and someone is having a very loud party. So if this is deserted, I'd like to know what it;s like to be crowded!

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Is it sad if someone aspires to be the Answer Bag Champion with the most points? A bit, yeah. You know, when you are number 1, there is no real advantage. Nothing really changes. Points are not the point here.

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Who would you consider an Answerbag celebrity? No one, or all of us. I don;t like the term much.

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I like this girl. you probably know her. i want to ask PrettyPirate if she will go out with me but im too scared to do it using my real account so PLEASE HELP. how can i do it. serious answers ONLY please this is no laughing matter! I think you should let her know and ask her out (perhaps in private, via email?) She will be kind to you no matter what, which I reckon is one of the reasons you like her. Go for it! I did (obviously not to pretty pirate, but still) and it has to be the best decision I ever made. Love on the bag is what we need! Do it. And then let us know how it went!

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Last night i went to the E.R for dehydration, im almost 10 weeks preg. & when i was leaving the nurse told me that i was too young to have a baby & to give it up for adoption.im 21 years old.my family keeps telling to call and complain. what do you think? That is disgusting and an outrage. How dare she try and judge you like that? And anyway, you are 21, you have been old enough in the eyes of the law for 6 years. How DARE she. God I am fuming. Yes, call and complain, I would. The f*cking cheek of it!

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Everyone says personality over looks. What would you say that looks really matters in the relationship? To some, but not to me. Love is blind, after all

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What is your e-mail address? It's on my profile. I;m very sorry though, I am not Johnny Depp

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Who is your role model? This is pretty sad, but there are three members of AB who I can think of that I really look up to. 1)Antigone Rising 2)Aunty Em 3)Stableboy. If I had to choose 3 people I wanted to be like in the world, it'd be these three

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What do u feel like u need?? for exampel: i need a real man!! I really need a rest

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Would you like to send a meal to an Aber who cannot cook? No, I don;t want to kill anyone. However, anyone who would like to send ME food is more than welcome!

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Ever been lost? How did you find your way back? It's an aim of mine to get lost once a week. I find my way back through signs and knowledge of my area

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Today people at school were making fun of me for drawing manga characters with breasts. I really don't care that they were making fun of me. All I want to know is if there is anything wrong with drawing that. I mean, not everyone is flat-chested! No, there is nothing wrong with drawing people with anatomy. Obviously your class mates are imature. Perhaps you should point at there breats and laugh (especially if they are male) as a response

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How long were you in labour for? I'll answer this for my mum: 23 hours til they gave her a casarean

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Do you think food tastes better home-made, or store bought? Not from my home it's not. Anything made in my house has the properties of arsenic

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Middle/High School Students: Do you own a laptop? Nope, and I am doing just fine

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What are your kids like? My oldest at 56 is very moody. She has no sense of responsibility half the time, and is up and down like a yoyo. She pretends to be strong and know it all, but she doesn't! My middle child at 28 is a little self centered at times. She is always late and has no back bone whatsoever to speak of. She likes things to be done for her all the time. My youngest at 4 is a spoiled brat. She...

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What are you thinking this exact moment? Wouldn;t it be great if I could just drain out the atlantic ocan into a bucket, drown this bloody virus in it and be on my way? (I have quite the immagination)

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Where would be paradise for you? Why? A VW campervan, on the road out of Texas with my love in the seat next to me drinking tequila. Why? Because that second will be the first second where I can say I am truely happy

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Would you ever run away to mexico? Yeah sure. Then I could run North for a bit to Texas. Good plan, I like your thinking. Have a biscuit

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Who do you/did you like more your dad or mom? (no ties) My mum. She was there, he was evil

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What is bothering you most right now? At this present second, my computer. I have spent the past few very stressful hours trying to get rid of a virus, and it isn't going anywhere and it is really pissing me off.

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Have you ever been bullyed or pick on before? It was attempted, but I never let anyone bully me.

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What level are you? 62 on here. Beginner in real life

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Has anyone else never had a first kiss? My first kiss was forced and with someone I hate, can I count too?

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What has been the most devestating thing ever said to you? We'll lets have the top three, shall we? 1) How can I love you anymore, you are so like your mother. 2) You are a dirty little liar, just like your mother 3) (our newest entry) You make me do this. You look at me... and I can't help it. You have no idea.

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Do you believe in more that one true love? I do not believe in false love, so yes I do.

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Would your parents be interested in joining Answerbag? Yes. My mother was for a little while. Disuaded her (thank God). My father would have some fun in the AB4Adults section, particularly in the fetishes *shudders*

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What did you do to hurt someone or what have they done for you to hurt them? I have punched many people, usually for touching me or for hurting someone else. Ihave come very close to hurting someone because they hurt me more than anyone I have ever known. I stopped myself though.

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What one thing about yourself would you NEVER tell your mother? Just what I would like to do to her big brother if given half the chance and some torture equipment

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Have you ever thrown up in public? Many times. You just can't help it

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Do you feel lonely often? If so, why? I feel lonely often because the people I am surrounded with, I have no real connection to. I like a few of them, and I love my mumand sister, but we are so distant really. It's sad really, being alone like this.

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If someone told you that your parents are dying & they said you could only save one.what one would it be.& why. My mother. Why? Because my dad may as well be dead now as it is.

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Are you the one that "we" want? I don't know you tell me... if I am I'm a little worried

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Can you describe your parents in one word? sad.

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Murder, Genocide, Dictatorships, Facism, Minefields, Gang Warfare... But do you like Celery? No, it tastes what I imagine stale ideas would taste of

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How many points does it take to level up? 3026 til level 63!

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Have you ever felt that you were falling in love with another Answer Bagger? Yes, it's common knowledge with me. I am intruiges about everyone else now though

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Do you own a camera phone? Yes. Pointless really. i'm not even sure where it is

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Upon waking up, what is the thing (or person) you would least like to discover lying next to you? Any male member of my family (par Ali because I trust him). I;m not such a fan of incest

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How'd you get all that in Dem Jeans? All?! What all is this you speak of? I have barely any body to speak of! My jeans are so baggy, they could probably fit someone else too!

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How often do you weigh yourself? Once a day. It's depressing

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Even the most ___________ rose has thorns? Pure

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If you were an egg, would you be hard boiled, soft boiled or scrambled? Rotten

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If I said I needed your help, how would you respond? How can I help? Heck I;d help you as much as I can with anything. Do you need help?

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What's your recipe for success? 1 cup of determination 2 1/2 cups of perceverance and drive 1 outlook of my goal (remove the yolk) Just a pinch of inspiration 1) pour the cup of determination into the mixing bowl of life, and then slowly add the 2 and a half cups of pereceverance and drive, stirring thoroughly with a wooden spoon. 2) pour in the outlook of the goal into the centre of the mix 3) sprinkle the...

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Do you want to die? Explain why? Yes, but not right now. I am too happy to die right now, but I would not like to live forever

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What should you do once your computer has detected a virus? C:Program FilesDeskAlertsdeskbar.dll File infected with the "W32/Backdoor.AJFK" virus and could not be disinfected. The file was not deleted. It is recommended that you delete this file. Ok got this, this is the only place with a virus. So, how can I delete this?

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What is your greatest weakness? My greatest weakness is how I will let anyone I love do what they want and not do anything even if I know it is wrong. Yes it does, majorly.

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Are you crazy? Why? No, just a little odd

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What is the craziest, freekiest, humilliating or even dare devil act you have done? Craziest: Jumping off a wall with glass embedded in it to try and jump on the roof of a bus. Slipped and ripped half my back off. Freakiest: Licking a rather obeste and sweaty man's nipple before spanking him and growling. Freaked my uncle phil out no end. Humiliating: Stripping all the way home in public. My friends let me stop when I got to my knickers (last item) Dare Devil: I...

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Try and insult me as much as you can in just 2 words? Dad's bitch (as in my dad's. I'm really sorry, you aren't but you asked.)

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What is your left arm rested on? My theigh

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Are you getting bored of answerbag? If I am, then I am a sucker for boredom

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Is there another way to relieve stress other than cutting? I heard snapping a rubber band on your wrist works but havent heard any others. There are many alternatives listed here. All of them work for at least one person. However, I find most of them are not enough to make me less stressed. Cutting 'works', but is just another problem to chuck on my pile. I find that I need to act out. Do something violent. Makes me sound psychotic, but it does work for me. Currently I am resorting to kneeding dough. It is amazing,...

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If every party has a pooper, would that be why I invited you? Actually, you probably invited me to drink all the alcohol (you foolish soul). I'm ok at parties (rather surprisingly)

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This week i am finally getting over my ex i feel great after his abuse , i have come out the other side.. why did no one warn me i would feel this good?? si i have been asked out on a date do i go or just stay happy and single Why didn't we warn you? Because it feels so much better when it happens if we didn't! You can do whatever you like, you are free! You want to go, heck go. It doesn't have to be a big deal, just some fun. You don;t necessarily date them after if you don't want to and just make a new friend. But if you would rather not, then don;t! The world is your oyster now! ...

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Is it ok to feed your cat canned tuna (not the pet food kind). Also, my friend feeds her cat raw liver (the cat loves it). Is this healthy? Is the tuna in Brine or oil? Either way tuna alone is not particularly healthy (though brine is beter as not as fatty as oil). However, balanced with cat biscuits, it is fine according to my vet, although cat food is more advisable. It's all my cat eats, in brine and biscuits, and she's perfectly healthy. I am not sure about liver, but I would imagine this was ok too

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Who taught you how to ride a bike? My mum sort of taught me. Well, she got up early with me and helped best she could. One of the happiest memories I have, learning to ride the thing

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What would be your drug dealer name? ( It's the name of your car plus the name your mom called you when you were little) Punto SX Dooly Doo Drop. Oh the inhumanity

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What song is stuck in your head right now? I have several, which is currently confusing me no end. -Lithium, Evanesence (not too bad) -Say it Right, Nelly Furtado (eugh, what's happening to me?!) -Interpol, Evil (that's ok) -Athur Russel, this is how we walk on the moon (makes me want to sleep, good trumpet playing) -This side of the blue- Joanna Newsom (relaxes me no end) -Waterloo Sunset, The Kinks (which is...

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What are you "supposed" to be doing right now? Sleeping. I took a rather nasty knock to the head, and the hospital wanted me in bed all day. Failing that, coursework. But nope, I am here, getting my fix

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Are you ready for spring? I've stocked up on the amour and have an army 50 thousand men strong. I think I am ready for anything *spies a daffodil* ARGGHHHH! Run away!!!

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Can something please compete with the iPod? I will sure! But I warn you now, I may be small but I am out of tune and forget all the words

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Have you had head lice before? Yep. Pretty impossible not to, when I was a kid they spread like wildfire. Trying to get them out of my hair was the hardest thing. Once I caught them for the 6th time in a row, and my mum threatened me if I got them one more time she would shave my hair off. I haven't had them for some years, but I have had to get rid of them from Georgia and Harriet who live down my rroad when I abysat...

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Has a teacher called you, "Honey" or "Sweetie" before? Yes. One teacher calls me babes as well, which I thinks a bit odd, but he's a nice guy really, even if he is a little weird.

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Would you rather die slowly or suddenly without warning? Suddenly. Slow is worse, drag out the pain, suffer more. Then again, I am a self destructor, I'd probably rather sickly enjoy that on some leve;... no, quick definatly

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What would you do, if one day your dick just suddenly fell off, or your boobs fell off? I don;t think I'd do much except pass out if that happened

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Honestly, have you ever thought of raping a girl? Honestly, no, never. The whole dominance by force thing is something that has never appealed to me. I have never wanted to rape anything, never thought about it. Being on the reciprocating end makes you realise how evil it is.

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What is your, inner most, biggest FEAR in life ? not what you are afraid of but what you deep down inside fear will happen or not happen? I'm constantly afraid of doing whatever it is I do that hurts people. That turns them on me.That destroys the person they were and creates something intent on causing as much pain onto me as possible. I'm afraid that one day, the only person who actually loves me, I will do the same to. That he'll either just disappear on me, or turn on me, or just resent me. I'm afraid...

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Do you know what kind of a job a fluffer does? ;) Yes, yes I do. Don't need to read the above answers, as it was once 'casually' suggested to me by some bloke on the tube in London. My mother was right there for christ sake! I told him no thanks, and if they let guys like him appear in pornos, then no wonder people were turning to beastiality.

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Does it hurt for girls when having sex? Or does it feel good? Yes, the peanut lodged up my nose DID hurt, thanks for asking.

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Are you ADD, ADHD, both, or niether? Neither to my knowledge

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Have you seen Norbitt and why? And if yes why should you be allowed to watch other films ever again? Or vote? Yes I did, because: a) I refuse to criticise any film before I have seen it and formed my own opinion b) My mum made me It was... awful. Not funny, whatsoever. Never again. However, I should be allowed to go again. Please? I am a cinema addict!

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If Sir Jesus Christ actually existed and came back to earth - do you not think that the last thing he wants to see is a cross on a chain around a vicar/pope's neck? Please do not be offended i am merely curious!! You know... I doubt he would really care. It's just their symbol of worship, and if it was a real problem to him, I am sure he'd of made it known to them before now. I guess it just shows they remember. Which I reckon he'd think is a good thing. I think the last thing would be the 'I hate Jesus, rock on Judas' pendant, or failing that a dead goat's head sacraficed...

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What's the worst thing you ever did to a babysitter? My babysitter was my sister Katie. I think cutting off the heads of her barbies was the worst thing, I made her cry! She was 17, but she stilled loved them. I was such an evil child

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Do your kids look more like you or your spouse? I shall answer as if I were my mother talking about me and my sister Katie Katie is the spitting image of me, but blond. If I were on the right side of thirty, I could look like her. We have the same nose, hair (before she dyed it) eyes, height, even face shape. She got her dad's hands, nothing else (thank God) Sophie... Sophie doesn't really look like anyone. Her father...

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My mom says she doesn't want to go on a cruise because she doesn't want to gain weight. Does anyone agree/disagree with her? What a weird thing to say. It's like me saying 'I don't want to lose weight, I am not going anywhere ever' Weight unless physically constricting should not and will not get in the way of anything. To pass up such an oppertunity because of a couple of punds is quite frankly stupid. Remind your mum that they do not concrete your feet to the floor and pour food down your...

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Should teenagers base their future plans on what they like to do, or should they settle on something that makes more money so that they can save up to do what they want to do most? Teenagers are funny creatures. No matter what the older generation says they 'should' do, thye tend to do the opposite anyway. I think teenagers should go with what makes them happy (whilst still remaining in the realms of reality).

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If AB was a Pinata, would you hit it? With Joel's unwashed pants floating around somewhere in the bottom? Hell yes, and sell em on EBay!

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What song was #1 the week you were born? Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice (oh yes)

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What do you think about pluto not being a planet? I was actually. Poor old pluto. Me and pluto have a lot in common. Totally irregular, freezing cold and smaller than all the others. And just because it doesn't fit the mold, scientists kick it out after all these years! It'd be like kicking your great aunt Phillis when you find out she was adopted. It;s not right!

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Could you ever forgive someone who physically abused you? I personally find that the physical aspect I could quite easily forgive. It's the mental abuse and pain that comes with it that I just can't

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Which Answerbagger would you like to beat into submission(Besides me)? The trotskiest Pantaloons. Why? I just reckon TP would enjoy it

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When was the last time you won a certificate? Here is one I just recieved!

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If you and your b/f had sex one night and his penis didn't get hard how would you feel? Then it happens again the very next night! Would you feel like it is your fault? Nope. These things happen. I wouldn't blame myself, nor him. I would just ease the pressure on yourself and him. Relax

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Is there a nice used bookstore in your community that you go to? What is it like? No. I live in a place where a woman was beaten and her house burnt down because the people here do not know the difference between a pediatrician and a pedophile. A book shop is just a waste

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When you were a kid, was your Dad really bigger than my Dad? I'M bigger than my dad, I highly doubt it (all though my daddy was wearing more sequins than your daddy, so ner!)

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Are you ever totally amazed by how connected the internet has become? It truely amazes me, how so many people from around the world can connect and converse, swapping ideas, storied, experiences. It's absolutely amazing. Then again, this is the girl who has a thing about shoving food up her nose and is currently eating face cream, so I wouldn;t listen to me if I were you

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What's your happiest memory involving a fire hydrant? The time my friend Emelia was poll dancing on one, slipped, ripped the tag thing open and it sprayed everywhere. Such fun

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Did you kiss on your first date? On my first ever date when I was three, not only did I kiss him, but we also stuck straws in our noses and our ears! How kinky were we!

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What college did you go to, or currently attending, or planning to attend? Havant college, UK. The poor sods let me in!

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What was the grossest thing that was ever in your nose? (preferably stuck there!) What tonight? A peanut, though I am considering shoving a button mushroom up there at some point. Never know, get my nose hot enough and I might be able to sautee it!

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What was the last thing that made you cry? The fact that everything I have in the world is either really far away or hurting severly, plus being a bit drunk all piled on top of me, and I started talking to myself as if I were my own audience for about an hour, and then banged my head against the banisters til I stopped crying. Yeah... I am a bit odd

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Why can I sometimes edit my comments and other times I can't? We have a time limit! Like so:

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Is it just me or is this a particularly good AB night? I don't think I've stopped laughing. Well, I am not sure, usually I am asleep. However, I have had a peanut stuck up my nose and have been pondering how to get a gospel choir to follow me round everywhere. So yeah, pretty darn good! Is it always like this when I am asleep? Maybe I should give up sleeping...

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Have you ever just wanted to smack the smugness off of some one's face? Smack it, carve it, wipe my arse on it, chainsaw the whole head off... yes

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What have you done that seemed to be a good idea at the time but you end up regretting it? Yes. Take for instance, now. I decided 2 hours ago, that sleep was pointless, and that I didn't need it. REALLY starting to regret that right now

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Which celebrities are gay? Now don't go spreading this around, but *whispers* I think Elton John's gay! You are shocked, I know

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Do you ever have trouble trying to sleep? Well, it's 11 minutes past 4 in the morning where I am. So I reckon that is a resounding yes

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Why do breastfeeding mothers constantly have to stand up for thier rights? because there is always going to be tw*ts trying to disreguard them

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Does anyone get tired of being politically correct? Yes. Especially politicians

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What does the word 'weird' mean to you? (Don't look it up, just answer.) Wired wrong

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If you were the first to spot a new star, in the heavens and you had the chance to name that star, what would you name it? Boredasmustard (BAM for short) of course! REALLY put it on the map!

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Do you say I love you to your loved ones when you go some where,or when you go to sleep? I tell them all the time, when they are there. Can;t say it enough really

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If your walls could talk, what would they say? 'Get this sh*t off us now!'

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Does it bother you when users answer a "Yes or No" opinion question without elaborating? Yes

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Have you either seen something happen, or watched something happen and knew you should have done something but didnt, and now you cant get over it? Yep. I think we all have at least one thing. Damn you hindsight!

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How fun are you to live with or be around Well, I am toilet trained and come with my own selection of towels, so I am fine to live with. I am good to be around if you don;t mind very dramatic mood swings and total weirdness

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(IF ITS HAPPENED) Dont you hate when people rate your question, but dont answer it.? No. It is better than them answering going 'I don;t know, great question though' which is basically what they are trying to say

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How important is the physical aspect of a relationship? When you are in love Is it Necessary to have physical activity? Like the poster: No, but it helps!

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What is the worst thing anyone has ever done to you? They lied to me. They made me believe something false, encouraged me. Then they brought me back to reality in the most painful way possible

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I have recently found out that I am pregnant and was told years ago it was almost impossible for me to be without medical intervention. The problem is I just broke up with my boyfriend and want this baby but am so scared to face it alone. Any suggestions I know the prospect is scary and daunting. Think of what is best for you. Yes, perhaps things are not very stable at the moment. Perhaps things are not perfect. It's terrifying, going alone. But think about this- could you bare to let the baby go? You've said you want this baby, so I assume you couldn't. This is where it'd be good to get some support from friends and/or...

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Do you believe in school uniform? Yes, they definatly exist, I wear one

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What is the most embarassing thing that your grandparents have done? I went out for dinner about 4 or 5 months ago with my dad's parents. Half way though telling me about my father and how wonderful he is, they stood me up and my grandad told me I had 'mothering hips' (?!) and my grandmother told the waiter that they were hoping for grandchildren soon and winked at him. WINKED! What the f*ck is wrong with these people?!?!

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What do you see outside your window right now? Out my window is my psyco neighbour on her God damn trampoline (its 3:15 in the morning!) To my left is my bed and the cat

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If you could choose between a trip to hawaii or alaska what would it be? Hawaii. Nearer Texas I believe

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DO you still have both of your parents ,If so do you still talk to them,or if not,do you miss them I don't know what you mean by 'have them'. They are both still alive and I do talk to them, yes. I miss them though. I live with one of them, but sometimes it may as well be the otherside of the world. In the cicle of my life, there is this big gapping hole with *parental love, stick here* written on it. And the gap is getting wider. Sad really

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What's your IQ and do you care? Don't know, and frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

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Do you find any Answerbaggers to be lacking in moral fiber? Yes. I think that Boredasmustard has a really shifty look in her eyes...

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Whats the best gift you can give anyone? A ceramic gnome Nah, just joking (though I think we all want one secretly) Empathy and understanding

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How are YOU going to change the world? I am not. However I am sure I am changing many people's worlds, lives, whatever, by just being here. And that is good enough for me

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Did anyone ever think a word meant something completely different? (eg I heard of someone who thought that a thesaurus was an animal!) I remember a bloke once who came to our school for the assessment thing said he liked our school because the students were very 'randy'. We think (or dear God we hope) he meant rowdy

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Do you like attention? In one way I despise it, and wished people would just leave me alone. Yet, in another way, I crave it to the point of ludicrousy. Thing is, ttention in general I do not like. It's always about how skinny I am, or how quiet I am, or something that doesn't make (or even sound) like me at all. The attention I recieve is usally negative, and it's miserable. However, from... 2...

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What is the craziest thing you have ever found in your shower/tub? My dad shaving his legs with my razor (no joke) ... I'm such a disturbed child...

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What's the worst thing you can say to a gay person? 'Wow, God really f*cked up when he made you' 'Have you ever considered getting help for your "condition"' 'So... you must be a hairdresser then...'

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Do you like dogs? Of course. They are even better than hamsters on crackers! (is it me, or do I seem to be eating the contents of pets cornor?)

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Do you like Hamsters? Yes. I find them particularly delectible on crackers

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If you could have the world's largest collection of ONE thing, what would you choose? Happy memories. The I'd be the luckiest woman alive

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If you could only have 1 meal for your whole life what would it be? An all you can eat buffet. Ah the variety

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If you found out that your dad worked in the Mafia, how would you react? Bollocks... he is no where near interesting or fiery enough. He is a cross dressing milkman for crying out loud, what the f*ck happened to the mafia?! However, my mother, I'd just shrug my shoulders and move on. It wouldn't surprise me

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Are you related to a famous person? Not to my knowledge (I feel so left out!)

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If you had to admit your most embarrassing makeout moment, what would it be? Vague memories... not clear... can't... tell... You are NOT beating THAT one out of me thank you! (hehe)

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STOP. TURN. Take a look around. What do you see? A deserted landing, pitch black except for my cats eyes. It'd be creepier if she wasn't snoring

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What's one thing you miss about being a teenager? If you are a teenager, what will you miss? I can't really think of anything... I'm not really sure what it's like to be a teenager. I've felt about 80 since the age of 6!

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Do you have a friendly face? (Feel free to illustrate.) Nope. I constantly have this look of a person who is thinking too much, and we ALL know how dangerous that is. I look less friendly, more like a ticking bloody time bomb

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What do you sacrifice on a daily basis? Honesty

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If your child was really unhappy with her/his self appearence and suggested cosmetic surgery, what would you say? My child would be beautiful in my eyes, and it'd kill me inside to think themselves any less than beautiful. I would take him/her to councilling, therapy, whatever. I wouldn't want my baby to go under the knife, have bits jumbled round, sucked out, shoved in and cut away. I would want my child to appreciate their inner beauty before even considering even consult someone about a...

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Do you hate it when people leave spare change as a tip for a waiter? No. Where I am from, you are lucky if you are a waiter and don't get a kick in the teeth. You don't HAVE to tip, so I think it is nice people do anyway, even if it isn't much. It's a small gesture of appreciation, not taking out a loan. And anyway, what do I care what other people do? For all I care they could offer to give the waiter a back, sack and crack wax (apparently...

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Excluding religious texts, did any book every have a profound effect on your life? If so, what was the book. The book that had a life changing effect on me was The Ragged Trousered Philanthropist by Robert Tressel. The Yes Man by Danny Wallace. Very profound effect

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Would you disown your son/daughter if they were gay. If I were to disown my child, I wouldn't consider myself fit enough to be called a parent. I would be their mum, not their dictator. I wouldn't want them to come to any harm, therefore I would accept them for who they are. Oppressing sexuality is not healthy for anyone, especially my child. Disowning a child, leaving them unloved and shunned is by far one of the cruelest things you...

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Have you hugged someone today? It's been today here for one hour and 23 minutes, and I am alone in the house. So sadly no

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Can I have some love? I'm feeling a little low. Of course my friend (throws love across atlantic ocean) How come so low?

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Who is your least favorite celebrity? Dale Bloody WInton

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Is there something you wish someone close to you would tell you? I wouldn't call us close anymore, but I would wish my dad would just tell me whatever I did that made him hate me. I would also ask my uncle why he had to change. In fact, I'd ask both of them 1) WHat did I do to make you this way and 2) WHy did you have to change I'll never get the answers to that though

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What country does your grandparents come from? My father's father is from Scotland, my father's mother is from England. My mother's mother is from England, my mother's father is from Ireland

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Can you ever really forgive and forget or do you always remember the hurt? Perhaps forgive, never forget. For something to warrant my forgiveness, it's got to be real bad. Forgiveness is something I shall work on later. However, forgetting is simply not an option for me

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Ladies would u do laundry for people if they paid u too do it for them Course I would, its money. I'd lick someone's feet if it is the right amount of money. I'd do exactly the same if I were a man

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Who was your first best friend and how long were you friends? My old best friend was Jack. To my knowledge we have always been friends (I was born 3 days after Jack in the same hospital) and are still frineds now. We were best friends from 3-7 years old.

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This is a survey for school: do you think homosexuality is morally acceptable? should gays be allowed to marry and/or adopt? *please include gender and age (teens, 20s, 30s etc.) and an explanation if you so choose I believe that gay people should have equal rights to straight people as I can think of no concievable reason why they shouldn't. This includes marriage and adoption. I am female and I am 16

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Who is your hero? I don;t really have a hero. I have an ex- 'hero'. He's doing just fine thanks, the smug b*stard My hero was my uncle

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If you see a 5' young woman, what runs through your mind? Hey look, we are pretty much the same height!

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If Elvis was/is the King of rock n' roll, who is the Queen? Elton John?

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Are you a swinger? Not to my knowledge...

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Are Girlfriends actualy worth having? Well, only if you want one. 'Worth having' eh? I am guessing you feel they are more trouble than they are worth? Or that they just aren't that great? I think you'll find though, when you actually really like/love someone, you'll wonder how you could ever of lived without them.

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Has an ABer ever given an answer that's really touched you deeply? (Feel free to elaborate.) Yes. I have sat here in tears over some of them. One of them was one of AR's, about her mum... that really got to me. So, so sad.

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If you could write one book about yourself, what would the title be, and if it had chapters, what is Chapter 1 called? Morbid Fascination (subtitle) It's like a car crash- gruesome, but you just can't look away!

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At what age did you lose your virginity or haven't you yet? And what age are you now? 14, and believe me, you don't want to hear *that* story. It's just nasty

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Which one of u is rich, middle class or poor? I am working class, but comfortable with it.

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Does it annoy you when you make constant typos? Yes. The ones I do all the time that really piss myself off are: ytou instead of you Two capitals, such as ANd, instead of And. ypur instead of your And I have been noticing that I have been using i instead of I recently ARGGHH! But ah well

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Is McDonald's right, are you really lovin' it? If I were a fan of throwing up (which I do everytime) yes, I am loving it! If I were a fan of having either undercooked or over cooked processed meat, yes, I am loving it! If I were a fan of finding bits of unminced intestine (yes, I found this little under a week ago) in my burger, then Gosh darn it I'm loving it! However, I do not. I guess I am just weird like that

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What is your biggest gripe about kids these days? Ouch... what kind of kids do you all know? All the kids round here have to work really hard for everything (unless they get pregnant, it seems you can merely blink at a girl and they are popping out left right and centre). People are very quick to judge kids you know. They say they are lazy, irresponsible, don't know the meaning of work. yet here I find they do. I know too many kids who...

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Do you find guys/girls with glasses attractive? Not by themselves. But I tend to find personality attractive. It all depends on who is behind them

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Would you pay money to see Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump mud wrestle, he in a speedo, her in a thong? No thanks. I've seen the improvised (and more disturbing) version with my dad and his girlfriend, I am scarred quite enough thank you.

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Do you like who you are right now? Well... no. But you know, there is plenty of time to get over myself and sort it out

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How much do your parents know about you? They know enough for us to get by without awkward long winded conversations, unnecessary pain and awkward looking silences. I let them think what they like (even though if I try and tell them they don't listen anyway. I'd like to think my dad can remember when I was born, especially as it was on his birthday and he was there. Though judging by his behaviour, I doubt it. My mum knows...

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Hello, DARLINGS! I'm black!... I mean back! Anyhow, what's up with that? Why was I for some reason set to be penalised until March 18, then suddenly released from my bond(age)s? Hey TP, wondered where you had gone. Been put on the naughty step eh? Happens to the best of us mate. (wow, that came out a bit kinkier than intended... ah well)

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What flying creature are you most scared of? The flying pig, in both the literal and metaphorical sense

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Are there any categories of questions you just don't want to get involved in here? (I'm always wary of answering anything religious...) Anything that requires ytou to know something about cars or computers. I know nothing!

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What makes u believe in yourself.....? Because if I have to believe in something, it is going to be me. I feel that I have sufficient evidence that I am me, and not even my sceptical and paranoid mind can believe any different. If you mean in the context of believing I can do well and prosper in what I attempt, I do have a certain degree of that. Basically because I have other people depending on me, and if I crumble, they crumble.

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Do you eat your Mac'N'Cheese with a fork or a spoon? I only ever have mac and cheese at school (I am at least 72% sure there is no cat in it, the highest percentage of trusting in any cafeteria food at my school). At school we are not trusted with things like spoons and forks. Oh no. I eat with the power of the plastic (f105B model) spork (when cutlery cross breeds, this is the result)

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What was your reason for getting up this morning? My friend Becky woke me up and dragged me out of bed rather ruthlessly before leaving. As tempting as it would have been to crawl back into bed and sleep for all eternity, I put the bed away and have since had my own improvised version of flower arranging and cleaned every room par my room and my mother's room. This is because a) the house was already tidy, so it was not as much hassle as...

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If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently? WHat, as in a giant bra shape? That'd be cool. Beat our enemies with all the pointiness of madonna's bras. I doubt in reality they would because the design is the most effective in that it is streamline. However, I think it'd be interesting to see the reaction. Perhaps we could get a stileto one too?

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What was your favorite toy when you where a child? Nothing can beat these three things: a catalogue, a box, and a boingy door stop. As a child, I had a lot of my sisters old toys and quite a few people gave me toys. However, I spent my days happily by myself, tearing up old catalogues, playing in boxes and playing with the boingy door stop. they were the best, the cheapest and the most recycable and well loved toys I ever owned. I still do all...

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Would you celebrate National Lionel Ritchie Day (China:Dec 3;Alabama Oct 29)? Sure, why not. I celebrate Christmas and it means just as much to me. Do we have to listen to the music though? PLEASE tell me we don't have to watch the videos for them too. Think the God awful 'Hello' video *shudder*

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Do you sleep through the night? Nope. Up every hour or two, and that is if I have passed out. I go in a pattern of one day no sleep whatsoever, one day sleep 10 hours, waking up ever hour or so. Not so great, but it's working for me right now. The only time I sleep right through is when you get those dreams that feel so real and you can't get out of them. And then I am there thrashing about, so I might as well be...

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Is there a child in you? Oh God I bloody hell hope not, or I am REALLY going to have to stop drinking if that is the result

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How polite are people in your country, in your opinion? Are they politer than other places you have been? The people? Actually, against the stereotype the Brits seem to have been given, the vast majority are not polite, nor do they actually value politeness in anyway. What fools many into thinking we are polite is because many have this thing where they won't complain about something because 'they don't want to make a fuss'. This makes us seem polite as we will let things go by...

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Describe to me your facial features Heart shaped, slightly defined cheekbones (according to my Aunt Jan), blue eyes with a sort of sunken, drug taker/starved look, small lips that look really wonky on the left side, rather large triangular nose with a bobble thing going on like a wolly hat on the end, roundish chin, small ears (not pierced or stick out, but then again there is a lot of hair to hide them), average sized forehead,...

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What crosses your mind when you look at pictures of yourself as a young child? I look back and think 'Aw... look at me, I was cute! Something really pissed up somewhere, didn't it?' Also in all my baby pictures I have this rather shocked ' f*ck off with your camera mate!' look on my face, like so: P.s. is it just me, or do I look a little like phil Mitchell off Eastenders?

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Why are peolpe all the sudden asking about getting raped ? it is getting very innoying!! I am not sure spiderman. I find it less annoying, more pointless. How can you expect someone to know their reaction to what happened to them after they were raped when it never actually happened? It's hard enough to know what you want to do when it has

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Over the last hour or so I have seen questions the aim of which seemed to me to have been to attack a fellow ABer. Does anybody agree with me that if this continues we should be prevented from asking questions which include a fellow ABer's name? I agree that in this sense of attack and provocation it should not be allowed, however in other circumstances when simply quoting or mentioning, it is acceptable. It's sort of AB etiquette

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What if you got ganged raped and you were not allowed to have an abortion? I'd go to a different country where abortion was legal and have an abortion

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Do you wish you were normal or gay? I am the sexuality I am. Being gay does not mean you are 'abnormal', any more than being straight makes you 'normal'. Who is to judge what is normal? What is important is that you know you are happy with your sexuality

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Which will you be drinking tomorrow- green beer or Guiness? I currently have a bottle of baileys with me right now, so probably that

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What emotions do you feel right now? why? Right now I am happy, because I have had a rather nice evening, as evenings go. I feel mentally exhausted and physically dizzy, so I think I'll have to go to sleep in a minute I feel a bit shakey, as I had to talk to someone I really do not like about 20 minutes ago, and they still scare the sh*t out of me. However, I coped better, which is great. I am very happy actually. It's...

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What if you got ganged raped and you were not allowed to have an abortion? And why wouldn't I be allowed an abortion?

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From your own perspective, what's the absolute worst thing that could happen to you right now? The absolute worse? Right, first I lose you. Then I get a phone call saying my mother and sister have died in a tragic car accident, but don't worry my legal guardian in the event of there death will be here soon. There's a knock at the door, and low and behold, my uncle is standing there (as he will be my legal guardian in this situation). And then my living nightmare would become a...

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Have you ever won the lottery? If so how much did you win? and what did you do with the money? Well, I have one a small sum the one time I played for my mum. I won my pound back. I bought an ice cream with it about a week ago, a twister I believe. That was one hell of a nice ice cream

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Are you a "Why?" or a "Why not?"? I am a person, not a question. However, I always ask why not?

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Do guys try to make girls they like jealous by talking/flirting with other girls? It sounds like the sort of misguided behaviour many people do, men and women. It's certainly possible

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WHO ARE YOU CLOSEST TO IN YOUR FAMILY?MY MOM. No one really. but if I had of known them, my great grandmother as we were both frightfully similar. My family don't really love or want me

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What category do you look at if nothing on the home page inspires you to answer? I generally try and check out what I am an 'expert' in to try and justify that. So Love in relationships and depression mainly

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How big is your nose? I'm sitting here looking at a picture of myself, and I think my nose is rather big. Very big in fact.

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What does your desktop look like? Post a picture! This:

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If nevets forced all the White/Black/Arabic to quit mating in their own race or "sub-type" what color would we be? Red in anger that anyone would force us to do such things if it was not our will. And dear God can't you lot give it a rest, agree that you believe different things and leave it there? Geez!

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If life's a game, do YOU follow the rules? Only my own rules, which are the most important as far as I am concerned

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It's my mum's birthday tomorrow, I had completely forgotten and now all the shops are shut and I can't get her anything. I live with her so can't avoid her either, what is the best way to deal with this situation? I didn't get my mum a present this year either. When I asked why, I simply said 'Mum, I could not think of what I could get you to show you how much I love you. I would much rather take you out and let you pick something you really want.' Works like a charm and is true really

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Do you make 'To-do' lists? Do they work for you? I do. I make endless amounts of lists. They help me realise just how I cannot stick to anything, including lists. They do however help people more organised and focussed than myself

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Which is more important: art or science? An appreciation and tolerance of both, as both are integral to our society as it is today

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They say that you can't pick your family, but if you could, who would you choose? Just an ok family would of done. Just a family who likes you, just a little bit. A family that loves you. That wanted you. That cared. Or were at least decent to you. I'm sure many people have a family that does one of those things, if not all. I'd of been happy with one. But I didn't get one. So guys, I am up for offers! ANyone who would like me to be their adopted ball of...

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I don't really know my neighbor, we just moved in about a month and a half ago. Well there daughter who I met just had a baby and I want to get her a little something for the baby but I don't want it to seem weird. Would that be ok? I think that it would be wonderful if you want to. It's nice to bring a gift and say congratulations, and this would be a good way to get to know your neighbour too. It wouldn't seem weird to me, just surprisingly kind and thoughtful

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Will you help me clear this up... True or false: The Human race is made up of several races and ethnic backgrounds... Seems clear to me but not to nevets. I personally think there is one race, a human race. The seperation between cultural backgrounds was created by people. There is no such thing as different races, just different varieties of the same. Edit and P.s. don't bring names into things, that tends to get some rather bad backlash

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What T.V. character best describes you? Cousin IT from the Addams Family. I even look like him

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Is anyone in love, are you happily in love, if not why arent you in love. I am very happily thank you

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Anyone want to adopt? I think adopting children is awesome? Why does it cost so much for someone to adopt children, it makes it almost impossible to adopt in the US, why *that is what I heard)? Those children want love too. When I believe myself old enough, mentally well and strong enough and secure enough, then yes I would, before considering having genetic children actually

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If 'race' is a human construct and really has no biological meaning, does that mean that 'racism' also has no meaning? Well, no. Discriminating against races has no menaing, as 'race' is a human construction. We are all of one race, the human one. There is no reason to discriminate at all. But people do, because people have this amazing tendancy to look at each other and think 'you are not like me, you look different', when really we all look very similar at the end of the day. So the word...

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What is one rule that you have made for your family or for yourself, that you will not budge at all? Our family rule is: what happens in the family stays in the family my personal rule is: don't listen to my family

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How many lives have you ruined by recommending AB? No ones. Anyone worth suggesting it to just look at me as if to say 'Sophie, you are obsessed, leave me alone'

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Out of all the people you think about, whos the person you think about most? My love, no contest

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If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, how long have you been with them? I do. Around 5 months, coming up for 6. Feels like ages though

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What do you miss the most? Family

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So, What Percentage of You is Irish ? (and happy St Patricks Day). I am 1 quarter Irish. My name not taken from my God foresaken father is O'Reilly

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What moment will you look back on when your older and think I'm really proud of that? So far, the day I got into college was my proudest moment. I did it by myself, and they actually wanted me to go there. It was a 'piviledge' for me to attend. Never been so proud

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Which do you find to be worse: A bad headache, or dental pain? Dental pain. Because I can't really help but eat, drink and swallow, it tends to last longer and need serious work, whereas headaches with a bit of rest for me generally fade

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How often do you spend time with your family? Do you see them everyday? I see my mum most days. I see my sister every two weeks or so. I see my dad about 7 times a year, if I am 'lucky'. I see my nan every so often, not as much anymore as I would like. I see assorted cousins, aunts, uncles etc. around the same

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What do you wish for when you blow out the candles on your birthday cake? (I know you're not supposed to tell, but....) Ah well, it never comes true anyway. Freedom and forgetfullness. I get the forgetfullness bit, but to the wrong things!

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What's the most utterly normal, typical, unremarkable name for a person that you can think of? Bob. 3 letters. 2 constanant. One vowel. 1 syllable. Rhymes with all sorts. Millions of people are called it. It just screams humdrum

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What's your family most proud of you for? They aren't. However, I think they are pretty glad that I leave them alone enough to ignore me

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Is it bad to feel relieved that you and your best friend are no longer friends? Well, clearly if that is the case, you were not true friends. There must be a reason for this. It's not 'bad', just a little sad really that you feel that way for whatever reason

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As I work my way up on answerbag, I expect many mean, rude, depressing, and awkward comments and answers on my questions. Have you gotten any of those? If so name one you can remember. I find it sad that you have that attitude, though I do understand. Just the other day someone told me how pathetic I was, how I was 'a square', how I was 60, not 16' and that 'had I ever seen a woman other than my mother'. Which is funny, because I am a woman myself. And I have a sister. So assumably I have seen at least 3. So I told him that if being intelligent made...

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If someone described themselves to you, without you meeting them, as being 'disabled', what does it make you think, or how does it make you feel? 'o...k' Rather than describing a person, it is a statement. I would feel it sad that the first thing they can come up about themself is that they are disabled in some way. I think it odd that that is the case, and wonder why that is the first thing they thought, because it really wasn't what I did

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What is the most dangerous animal in your country? Have you ever seen one in your neighbourhood? The politician. My neighbourhood is swarming with them. They are reproducing every second, I swear.

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What do you love the most in the whole wide world? An object? The guildhall. Yes, I am a little obsessed with it. A person? My love of course. No one else compares

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Why is "Be Yourself" so commonly used as advice for everything? Because lying and pretending to be something you are not ends up pissing everything up in the end.

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Why do cartoon characters, when they wear clothes, usually either wear shirts, hats, shoes, and ties or pants but are hardly ever fully dressed? I guess it is more to draw, more to animate, more to colour and more to remember. They have no real genitalia to cover, so that isn't an isue either

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Since Answerbag is addictive, what would Answerbag rehab be like? A dark room where no one would talk, ask, answer, think, ponder or have a computer. It'd suck.

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What's the coolest thing you've ever made (without instructions or a kit)? I made an ice cube once... that was pretty cold!

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear "I Love him/Her?" If it is someone other than myself? *groan* yeah, sure you do. You are 15, what do you know about love yet? Your idea of an emotional connection is you both crying over a My Chemical Romance song for crying out loud!- which I think very often because people say it to me all the time who are like this. Regarding myself: beyond words I do. I am a hypocrite I know. Though we have far more...

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With TWO words describe your BEST self! Who are you? Bored and mustard. Because most of the good things about me are associated in some way by that

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Have you ever reached a point in your life where you just wanted everything to stay exactly the same for as long as possible? How long did things stay the same, and when they changed, what changed them? EXACTLY the same? When I was 8. I wanted everything to just stay the same. I was safe, happy, all the rest of it. It changed gradually as most things do, and then was destroyed when I was 12. *sigh* oh they were the days

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In my opinion, an emo is just an over emotional person. People say because some of them cut themselves, have flippy hair, they wear skin tight jeans, hate life, and even dont believe in god, that makes them emo. Thats not true! What is emo to you? I believe emo is a social grouping. It's a fashion sense, emotional hardcore music etc. An emotional person is just emotional, not 'emo'. Cutting yourself is a serious mental problem, that doesn't make you part of a social grouping. Hating life sounds more like depression than anything else. Skinny Jeans is just the current general fashion. Not believeing in any God, any...

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I would never think of doing this, but was wondering what people would think of this question........ Is it bravery or cowardice to commit suicide? I would definatly not consider it bravery. Bravery is something where you stand up to the worst, and I personally do not believe death is the worst. However, cowadice I do not consider it either. Sometimes it feels like the only end, the only way out. My friend Becky's mum had severe epilepsy, and committed suicide because she was in so much pain and couldn't take care of Becky any...

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I want you all to tell me how you feel in just 1 word, no more than one word, be honest ! ! Confounded

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If you have a Hotmail account, how do you block junk mail from Hotmail themselves? Haha yes, yes I do. They never say anything worth listening to

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Do you think Mothers & Fathers day are just commercial holidays used to extract money from consumers or a legitimate way of showing your love for your parents? I maintain that every day should be mother's day and father's day. Love cannot be specified and shown souly on one day. You love them all the time, and should show them all the time. Even though I feel it is mainly commercial, I do buy presents and cards anyway.

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Is there anything that you're entirely certain you will never be able to fully understand? The concept of forever. Can't wrap my head round it, and I have given up trying

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What should I name this pup? (If picture doesn't post, I'll place it on the first answer) I'd call him Chap, and I have no idea why

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What do you think about when going to sleep? WHat I think the majority of the time. How is he? Wonder what he is doing. How long do you reckon it would take to swim the atlantic ocean? Imagine if I could be there. It's enough to make me go to sleep ecstatic, and that's only thinking about it!

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What was the harseshed punishment your parents ever gave you and was it fair? See my answer too. My dad burnt me on the right knee with the iron after I told him exactly what I thought of him. Nasty piece of work

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Do I offend you? No, you must try harder!

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Could you stay in a relationship with someone who you knew didn't love you? No. It'd tear me up inside

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Do you remember the age that you 'grew up'? When you saw things in a new perspective, a turning point? How old were you? I had 2, one when I was 7 and my mum had a little breakdown when we moved and I had to become mum for a little while (which has ended up being the past 9 years), and one where I was 12 and had to hit harsh cold reality for the first time with all it's brutality. The thing when I was 7 destroyed all concepts of someone looking after me all my life and take responsibility, and the thing at...

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What is the first name the person you miss the most? John With Mark (my dad coming in a very distant 2nd place

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Who is your true love? I never knew there was such a thing as fake love. Anyone I have ever loved it has been true.

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If you call me now, what will we talk about? le Paris of course!

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Is there a profession that you absolutely could NOT do? Something they just could NOT pay you enough to do that job? What is it? The only thing I can think of is be John Prescott's seceratary *shudder* or in a concentration camp (can that count?) doing anything

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Why does my Mom and My husband URK!! me so? Because you love them. Those you love have this amazing ability to piss you off the most because you care more about what they think, what they do etc. And if you are pretty close to them, it is easy to notice annoying habits, etc.

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Just curious, because my friend brought it up today, and dared me to ask. Is it morally wrong to have anal sex when you're a young adult. I mean, you can't get pregnant. Morally wrong by whos standards? I mean it has been objected by for years, especially by religion. The again, so was homosexuality etc. So whos morals are you talking about? Mine? Certainly not. I am sure many people object to it though, mainly because sex is 'meant to have children, not for pleasure'. That's not as far as I am concerned, but hey Oh, and there is always the...

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Why does my cat "love" my shoes? she just rubs, and purrs, and has been doing this for 8 years and i just cant find an answer. My cat is exactly the same. The only thing I could come up with was that she has an appreciation for fine italian leather (or primark plastic, but no point picking holes in these things now!)

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Do you want children? and How many? No thanks. If I am going to raise a child, I'll adopt. Then it all depends... but I'm a bit young and way too much of a screw ball to even think of kids

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Does anyone ever think that they MUST have "crap on me" wrote on their forehead? Do you seem to keep making the same wrong choices, but feel powerless to break the cycle? I am indeed one of these people. I f*ck up royally all the time. The same wrong choice over and over again... it's ridiculous! However, i am not powerless to break the cycle. Cycle's are dangerous things, I've been in them before. I have since learnt that I can stop and will stop if I really set my mind to it.

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After this break up with my ex it has actually made me think more&more of him. What he did to me is unforgivable.After losin my baby&tellin me he was goin to take my baby away.Will he realize he had someone good now that im gone?will he one day say sorry? To be perfectly honest, I don't know. I don't know him, or you, or the background, though from what I can gather I would like to kick the arsehole somewhere that hurts, and more. But who knows what he thinks or feels? WHo knows if he will see the light? If he will ever say sorry? It's impossible to say. But what he did was unforgiveable, so do you really care anymore? Would it...

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How long was your longest realtionship and do you still have love or have feelings for them? November 27th 2006- 14th March 2007 (today). That would make it... 5 months, round about. Though it feels like a very long time. I love them now more than ever

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How does the phrase "I do" make you feel? It makes me die a little inside, and then makes me want to run away screaming. I'm not too fond of marriage

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Do you have a prom date yet? Are you excited? Yes I do. My friend Becky. I have decided she is my date, and that is the end of the matter (no matter how many people try and set me up with someone, I don't want it). The only person I could ever imagine going to this bloody thing is thousands of miles away, and if he were here I highly doubt we would go anyway. I don't even know why I am going this time. But anything with Becky is...

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Would you fight more if you knew you'd win? Surely if I knew I would win, I would put minimum effort in. You only fight hardest when the odds are stacked against you

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How do you say no? At the moment, non. I am trying to practice for a french oral exam

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Do you ask as many questions out loud in person as you ask here on Answerbag? Yes, if not more. But generally I either get 'shut the f*ck up Sophie, I'm trying to pee, just hold the God damn door', 'What's that my dear? I appear to of eaten my hearing aid' or 'you are obsessed and weird Sophie. Go away.' So it's not exactly enlightening

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Have you ever told someone you love them just to sleep with them - or has that ever happenned to you? Nope. If I was that desperate for sex, I;d pay for it, I wouldn't lie. It has... sort of happened to me... ish... it's a bit hard to explain

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What would be a good comeback after someone says your gay 'And...? This concerns you because...?' Gay is not an offensive thing to be called. SO I would take it more as a statement than an offense.

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How fat are you on the scale of 1 to 10? 0. I am a size 0 too. I am about as fat as a garabaldi biscuit

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What is the first thing you think of when you hear grassy meadows? The summer time, me and Becky doing nothing in particular to ammuse ourselves for hours on end by going to this weird grassy swamp thing and seeing just how many different varieties of stinging nettle we can get to sting us

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If all the answer baggers wanted to meet up for a party.Would you attend and where would you want the party to be? Yeah sure. I'll bring the tequila.

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When is the last time you told your parents that you love them? And why? I told my mum about 1 minute ago, because when I came home today she said she was sorry for being so invasive and harsh with me. She said she was worried about me. And I realised that I really have not been fair on her. I just called it down the stairs

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Is there a relative of yours that has passed away who you wished you could have spent more time with? My grandad. He died before I was born, about two months or something before. According to my mum, he'd of really liked me. By all accounts he was a great guy, kind, funny, and one hell of a tequila drinker. I wish I got the chance to know him.

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What talent do you most admire in others? The ability to always put on a brave face

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Is red noes day same as comic relife. why is it celebrated why are noeses painted red? Comic relief is the name of the charity, and Red Nose day is the name of the events on the day to raise money for comic relief. It is celebrated because it is these kind of events that can raise the most dosh in one night (however, they can't be done all the time, or they lose their effect). The red nose is what they day is associated with, just like Children in Need and Pugsey every year

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Do you believe in one god, more than one god, or no god? NOTE: I am agnostic. Your answers will not affect me in any way, shape, or form. Please answer truthfully and feel free to explain yourself. I am interested to know what motivates the beliefs I am athiest. I do not believe in any diety. WHy? Because I believe the main and crucial concept of an 'all loving God' is flawed, I have yet to see anything more than wishful thinking on people's parts to prove said existance and I just don't believe anymore

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Do you think it's wrong for a child to call their parent(s) by their first name? Well, I call my dad by his first name. I only ever call him my dad when I am talking about him, else no one would know whom I am talking about. My mum I call mum all the time. I do not call my dad Mark because I am trying to be disrespectful, but because I just always have. I don't think it's wrong, just perhaps a little sad

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What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? A hatchet. No one would dare argue with me after it, who need to lure anyone?

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I can see that my best friends botfriend is treating her really bad he wont let her even come out now any advice Well, if she can't see it, really what can you do? Love can make us do stupid things, including ignoring the blatant obvious and other people's advice. If she won't listen to you, then what more is there? Just be there, she'll wake up one day, and you can be the excellent friend I know you are and help piece her back together. Until then, just grit your teeth and bare it

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Do you like to use the word etcetera (etc.) a lot? Yes I do. It makes things easier, other wise my whole life would be pointless lists

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Is there such a thing as "love at first sight"? No. I believe to love someone, you have to get to know their personality before you can even say you love them. Love is blind after all, so the two would contradict each other. I do believe though, that sometimes you can sense it. You can't be sure, but you can have an incling first time you see them

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What is a good way to choose a baby name? Perhaps a name that means something to you, runs in the family etc. is a good place to start. There are websites full of names and meanings to help you decide. Personally, I would go with a long name that can be shortened so its easier for a child to tell when you are pissed off (but that;s not really important)

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Why is it that we wear bathing suits to swim but not to bathe? Presumablyt because a) when bathing, it is a hell of a lot easier to wash without one and b) who the hell are you going to offend when you are bathing?

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What does your father do for a living? Is he proud of what he does? He's a milkman. I don't think he cares enough to be proud. He's proud he has daddy to pay his way through life so he can f*ck around doing whatever the hell he wants.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? Because they have style!

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What should I have for a German name that really isn't my name? Any suggestions? I need it for my 7th Grade German Class tomarrow! http://german.about.com/library/weekly/aa042699.htm try that

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Boxers, Briefs, or Boxer-Briefs? I myself prefer boxers. My dad is a gentleman og the brief/speedo/sequin thong wearing variety, and I have seen QUITE enough of that to know I do not like it. Boxer briefs give a little more support, so I'm not against them. It's just when I am wearing guys underwear (yes, I do forget to look at the packets when I buy underwear and end up with blokes underwear from time to time) I...

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When I logged on this morning I found I had been put in the penalty box! I truly have no idea why. Was this some sort of malice or have I unknowingly offended someone, or broke some sort of rule? What the hell? The penalty box?! What is that, like a naughty step or something? Oh dear God what is the world coming to? Ab Staff, what the hell?! As much as I love you guys, we are not toddlers, and MissyB from my seeing has no reason to be in a bloody penalty box!

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If you were a murderer what would your secret name be? ( your clothes brand, and your car you or your family drives) Secret name: The BAM (and you lot better not rat me out on this, just in case by the way) Clothes: Heck, a bin liner will do. Very chic Car: A burnt out VW campervan, an abandoned 1930's ambulance or I'll just walk

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Are you drinking a beer this very moment? No. But I kind of wish I was. A nice guiness, maybe a garibaldi

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As a friend what are you known for? (Ex. I am the friend who always laughs) I am the friend who is always there when you need her, no matter where you are, no matter what you want. Who will give her advice, lend an ear, do whatever to make you smile again. Also I am known as 'the curly one', but hey. I'm just... there.

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What's "the answer" Depends on the question. Lets just hedge our bets on 42, or red 17. it'll all come out alright in the end

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Do you hate waiting in lines? No, I'm British. 17% of Brits will join a queue with no idea of what it is for just because we are so in love with queues. It's all I know how to do. It's our favourite past time. You can talk about the weather and drink tea from a thermos.

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How far do you live from your birthplace? I live around 98 miles away, and it is no where near far enough

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Can you undo your OWN bra with one hand? Yes, I can

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What fairy tale do you find the most annoying? Humpty Dumpty (technically a nursery rhyme, but lets not get picky here). First of all, WHY would some freakish man-boy-egg be sitting on a wall in the first place. If you KNOW you are fragile, sit on a bench like the rest of us common folk, you stupid twit. Secondly, a 'great' fall? What the hell makes his fall greater than anyone elses? People have fallen out of windows higher...

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Do you flush the toilet after you get off, or while you're still sitting on it? After. I wiped my arse for a reason, I don't want it wet AGAIN! And I'm not into all this b-day thing people have going on, and I am certainly not going to start improvising with my own toilet thank you very much!

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Have you ever broken down and been stranded on the side of the road? Who helped you? Yes. The lovely AA man helped us by towing us home, with the only charge being to take my mother out on a date. (I was not happy about this, but she was)

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Why do Christians post Christian responses to Jewish questions in the Jewish section? Why then do other users then rate up these answers (which are nothing a form of Christian proselytizing) when they do not correctly answer the question? I think the main reason is the fact that they either don't read the question, don't look at the catagory, or just thick.

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Im 13 and ive been thinking that i have depression i dont eat and i cut myself 4 times. 1 time on the wrist and 3 times on my ankle. my mom found out today and shes mad and thinks i need help. i dont think that i need help... what should i do? Hello. Right, first of all, I am a cutter. Haven't cut in a little while, though I am prone to the odd relapse. I have also been forced recently to realise I have a slight eating disorder. So I am going to tell you what I was like, someone who refused help. I've spent long hours sitting alone, in the dark crying, because I hurt so much. I became dependant on cutting to get me...

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I really like a boy and I think we have a future together. I'm a little chubby though? What should i do to make him like me. I WANT GOOD answers! The best answer is be yourself. Who cares if you are a 'little chubby'? If you have a future together, then he will like you anyway. Real love can see past these things you know. You can't make someone like you. You can't force love. Just be you, because if you have a future, thn that is who he wants, you, just the way you are

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Should I be celebrating having just discovered I have a brain....status? Of course! *cracks open a bottle of bubbly and hands glass* cheers SB!

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If it were proven without a doubt that God does not exist how would your life be changed, if at all? I'd look a bit smug probably

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What is hard to forget? Abuse. It has this funny way of haunting you

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Have you ever hated someone? Yes. Two of them.

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Can you describe your personal AB style? All over the place, from serious to funny to just plain mental. A bit erratic, but usually with good spelling and grammar! It's just exactly the same as if I were talking to you

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Guess what answerbaggers? U know how i was single again & all that? Good news. We're back together. Gimme ur thoughts, u can downrate me, i just thought i'd let u know, downrate me its ok lol. Points on anything. Good for you! If you are happy, we are happy

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Do you become angry when people say bad things about your favorite television show? No. I understand when people say bad things about Dallas. Heck, *I* say bad things about Dallas. I don't even know why I like it. Maybe I have a fetish for shoulder pads?

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Do you notice that keithold is always very polite and respectful? I do. Yes I do. I absolutely adore his answers, because he always says hello, thanks and regards. Seriously, they always make me smile. Keithold, you are a great person you know! I just can't say how much I love your curtosey!

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Who likes Singwells Avatar of the bear jumping up and down? I like it, manyother people like it, I am pretty sure singwell likes it and her daughter likes it (her daughter made it for her). It makes me want to get off my arse and exercise!

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Ladies: Do you have big-time PMS? Fellas: Does your lady have big-time PMS? No actually. I have sort of 'permenant PMS', i.e. I am an emotional wreck constantly. I don't feel anything except tired.

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What can I do to restore peace to Answerbag? (I may have inadvertently contributed to the current anti-Mormon conflagration) My favourite tactic is to agree to disagree. Just say 'look, we differ here, but we are human and different naturally. Now fighting is a waste of time and energy, and not my style. Lets just draw a line here, ok? And forget about it.' Hopefully peace will be restored

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Is it possible to not believe in heaven, go to a pentacostal church and unjustly accuse/make trouble for those you don't know? That sounds very possible. However, I wouldn't advise doing that. Everyone is entitled to their own belief, so leave them to it. Otherwise, you are a bit of an arse, aren't you? (or whoever this is)

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What is the meaning of life? Life's meaning is the one you give it. I am curious, by 'tried it', what the hell do you mean?

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Who wants to come stay with me? Yeah sure, why not. You'll have to pay for me to get to you though!

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Why is the AB answerbot obsessed with eggs? I guess when it's freezer broke he got a little upset, and now only has eggs. ANd lets face it, eggs are awesome!

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I have legs but no toes, arms, but no body, and a seat but no lap, what am I? Your a chair rossmanchild!

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Do you frequently use the "feedback" option to send in your monthly grading of the site? today, i sent in mine..almost everything , i gave a 10 best -except the speed, which i gave a 4 You are meant to do tht every MONTH? I think I have done it twice. Anyway, they know I love them, do they need to hear it anymore?

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Did you give your parents a hard time growing up? If so, how? Well, I'm not exactly the easiest child in the world. I don't eat much and I am toilet trained, but I am also prone to being a pain in the arse. I have not been a 'good girl', drinks, drugs, sex, nice bit of rock n roll in there too. I stay out all hours of the night, don't tell them what I am doing and just go off and do as I please. Which mainly involves sitting aroun...

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Who do you really love? my love Thats about it. Anyone else I say I love is just my own warped interpretation of some kind of desperate longing. It's not real

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Don't you want somebody to love? No, I have the only person I really need. I don't want for anything

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IDK if i should have a party for my 13th birthday or not. I want to but i only have 1 week to plan. If i have a party, what do i do for musuc, food, decorations, entertainment, etc. Help!! lol =) Ok, the easiest thing I could think of is a barbeque. However, I live by the beach and it is sunny here, so I don't know if this is an option for you? Music can be whatever you like, whatever is your favourite type on a 'boombox' or whatever the hell they are. Food is easy, just barbeque food! No decorations required, and entertainment? Heck what did I do at 13... hmm... ok,...

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Is it true that if you put an apple on a bruise it will come off, but in return, the apple will become bruised? No. otherwise then surely they would use apples BIG TIME in hospitals, no? An apple becomes bruised from being whacked and such. We get bruised the same way. If it were true, then no one would have bruises and apples would be one of the best medical tools going

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If my mother wears the pants in my family does that mean my father wears a dress? Only if he is like my father *shudder* It's just too many sequins for a man with such a hairy chest

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What should i do cause my friend told me she gets abused by her dad should i tell any 1 or keep it a secret like she told me 2 i dont want 2 be a bad friend but she comes 2 school with bruises all over her face and arms and legs and its really bad? I think the trust your friend has in you is important. When a person is abused, having someone you trust to talk to is essential. I know that makes it hard for you, because watching someone you care about in so much pain at the hands of another person is awful. But the thing is, she trusts you, and to betray that trust would hurt her a lot. What I would personally do, is try and talk to her...

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What do girls like hearing most from their boyfriend The truth is actually rather nice

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As a child, did you ever think you were adopted? (even though you weren't) Yes. I'm not really like anyone in my family, so I assumed I was dumped on the doorstep. You know, that would explain so much...

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Who or what have you been bitten by? I have been bitten by several humans, most recently I recieved a bite on the back of my neck that I am desperatly trying to stop scarring (and I think it's working) from someone who got a little carried away as it were. I have also been bitten by cats, dogs, rabbits, guinea pigs, hamsters and other rodents, a pig, a goat, a disgruntled turkey, an eagle (but that was a total...

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R u retarded? No. I even have a certificate from the bloke at my old school confirming it

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Question for the Brits: Do you share my belief that Hersheys chocolate doesn't taste nearly as good as Cadburys? I am British, and I hereby declare on my own arse that cadbury is far better than Hersheys

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In what instances is stealing justified, if any? To feed starving people, or for medical supplies to help a person in pain or who needs it. I would personally steal for both

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If you answered completely truthfully to every question you have answered on AB, would you personally offend a lot of people? I cannot account being anything other than truthful. I don't know if I offend people. Do I?

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What was a nickname that you were called when you where a child? My mum used to call me Dolly Doo Drop (oh the humiliation) Because I looked like a doll apparently, and my mum is a bit off her rocker

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What year were you born, and how old are you today? 1990, very nearly 1991. Should of been 1991 too (New Years Day) but I decided for the first, last and only time in my life to come early

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If your government asked you to be 1 of 30 astronauts on a one-way settlement voyage to Europa, would you go? No. I am not an astronaut, and would not make a good one. Sending me up there is like a death wish.

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How old are you? 16 apparently, but I am doubting that more and more each day (I swear I am getting a bad back and a wonky hip, and I can even feel drafts!)

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Do you take time to smell the Roses ...? ... How? No. I like roses (and love purple ones) but I actually don't like the smell. Reminds me of the soap my nan who doesn't talk to me has

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Who wants to say thanks to the excellent AB staff? Dear the answerbag staff You know I always tell you how much I appreciate everything you do for us, but I am going to tell you again, because I just like repeating myself :P and you always deserve to hear it. Answerbag, to me, is a wonderful place. It has it's moments of real annoyance, but I still adore it. You know I do, as does everyone else. If it wasn't for you guys, me and...

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How much did prince get paid to do the half time show at the super bowl? No one has diplomatic immunity. Even Gods are open to criticism and down ratings if said Gods give a reason to be rated down. Edit: OI! You changed that!

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When you ask a question on Answebag, how many of you rate each and every answer with positive feedback, no matter what the answer was? (i ask this because i rate everyone who answers my questions with positive feedback) I do, unless it is spam/offensive or I do not get an alert anymore to tell me (which has happened)

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Do you think couselling is a good idea as i am really struggling to come to terms with my break up and how he treated me I think councilling is a good idea if you feel you need it. It can help you express emotions and sort things out in your head. Its far better than stewing in it anyway

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Nevets is going to become the fourth Maestro tomorrow, and then it's going to be a damned long time until the next one; how about a round of applause? Well done Nevets. And my mum says well done again too. We are toasting to you!

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What are you not? I'm not a boy, as far as I know *Does routine check* Yep, still not a boy. Few!

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How do you write a bible? Whats the bible about?? Is it wrong to use the christian bible as a guideline? You would write the bible as you would any other book, by writing down the stories, philosophies, thought and ideas in a logical order. The bible is about the Christian beliefs, stories and morals they live by. A very large chunk is about Jesus. There is nothing wrong with using the bible as a guidline in your life, many people do.

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What CD/Album/Song/Artist are you listening to nonstop lately? Interpol- Evil. Never heard it before, but it came up on youtube and I've just been listening to it ever since

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Why doesn't Dr.Laura have a star (so I can walk all over it) on Hollywood blvd? Because I assume those stars are reserved for those who talk from their mouths, and not their arses

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What are you hiding from? Reality. It's painful

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If someone just suddenly came up to you and spat in your face, what would you do or say? The last time this happened to me was on Wednesday. My friend Theresa (who is 12) had this little git Tyler (also twelve) picking on her, saying she has no friends, pulling her hair etc. Never one to just watch this, I came over, told Theresa to go sit down and said how dare he do that, and if he didn't sod off right now I'd make him regret every cruel word he ever said to her and any...

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The ex i keep going on about called today after all he has done and said sorry.. How do i react he lied cheated hit me I can't tell you how to react, or what reaction is right. It's your emotion after all. However, if it was me I would be furious. I wouldn't forgive him. I wouldn't give him the chance to hurt me again. Part of me would want to believe him, believe in what he is saying. But lets face it, if sorry is the best that SOB (sorry, but he is) can come up with, it's really...

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How many words can you form from using the letters of your first name? Sophie: Posh Hip(s) Hop(s) Shop Ish His Poe(s)

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What is a nostalgic smell to you? The combination of bleach, pot pourri and ironing. My friend Becky's house smells like that. It smells like happiness

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Would you believe your child if they told you they were molested In a second. My children would be brought up knowing the importance of not lying and telling me about these sort of things. My mother never believed me, and I was hurt a lot. I'd rather be safe than sorry as far as this is concerned

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Would you be happy if your child is gay? I'd be happy as long as they are ghappy and comfortable with their sexuality

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I live in Cornwall England, what part of the world do you live in? Good old Blighty! (UK) To be more specific, Hampshire, England. To be even MORE specific, Portsmouth, Hampshire, England, UK.

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Do you prefer to sleep Naked or do you like your PJ's? Sometimes. It's usually either fully clothed or starkers for me, unless I am cold and I will wear anything I find on the floor

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Are you chlosterphobic *spelling* Slightly. I don't like being surrounded by people. I can do small spaces when I am alone, but loads of people? No way.

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Do you think there is a difference in saying I love you and luv ya? I think the amount of alcohol consumed. No one has ever said 'I luv ya!' to me and not been wasted

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Can you die from insomnia? 'It is often claimed that prolonged lack of sleep has serious consequences, such as psychosis or death through circulatory collapse.' http://www.neuro.uu.se/fysiologi/gu/nbb/lectures/Sleep.html That is the result of torture though, rather than insomnia. Eventually most sufferers (such as myself) will pass out through lack of sleep

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What is the longest period of time you have been without electricity, and what did you do? 2 weeks, our house we just moved into had really dodgy electrics. They went around Christmas time. My mum had a mini breakdown and just sat in her room crying because she sort of lost all sight of why she moved here in the first place as everything seemed to be going wrong. We didn't have any money to pay for an electrician to come round and fix it. Eventually after two weeks of no...

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Which answerbagger would you go to a restaurant with? All of them, we will hire a giant restaurant out. Ok, several giant restaurants. It'll be great guys! Everyone good with Italian food?

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Are you currently on a diet? I am meant to be on a diet to make me gain weight, but I am so tired of eating now I don't care anymore.

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As people are posting personals on Answerbag, and in the interest of keeping things in order, would you like to write a little bit about yourself? Ok, though I am not sure what you want to know! My name is Sophie, and I live in Portmouth, UK I'm 5 foot 1 and 3/4 (and yes, the 3/4 DO matter to me!) My hair is intensly curly, and I try and avoid the rest. I used to live in Wokingham with my mum, dad and sister until I was 7, where my mum finally saw sense, packed me and my sister up and left him. I'm a sucker for my family,...

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How many times a day do you look into the mirror? On average twice, once to put on my eyeliner, once to take it off. I try and avoid my reflection at all costs

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If your phone rang right now, who do you hope it is? My dad, because I am a sucker for punishment and never learn

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At what age did you lose your virginity or haven't you yet? And what age are you now? 14

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Have you ever stuffed anything either up your nose, ears, belly button or backside - and if so - what? Nose and ears: straws Belly button: a 1p coin Arse:... you don't want to know :P

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What color hair do you have? Is it long, short, straight, curly, thick, thin, still all there? Dark brown with schizophrenic blond bits, curly, very long (pull it straight and I think it can reach my arse) and incredibly thick. And yes, still all there!

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Does your answerbag nickname backwards, have a significant meaning? dratsumsaderob- No, don think so, though it could say drat sums ader rob, which still had no meaning but at least it is more manageable to look at

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Does the McDonald's at your city have a little play area for kids? No actually. How odd

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Do you prefere curly hair or straight hair? I prefer whatever hair suits the person/ whatever the person likes. I myself prefer curly hair. I myself have crazily curly hair. Today's fashion amongst teenagers seems to be to straighten their hair so flat it looks like it is glued to their head. I don't like that much. I like straight hair, but not flat to the head. Curls are different, non conformist hair, and I actually like...

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Do you have a Bible in your home? Why or why not? Yes, because they have free ones you can nick at hotels, and I am not missing out on that, even if I am athiest!

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What would your Pirate name be? (It's the name of your middle name + your favorite color and your favorite fish) Grace Christina Purple Monk. WOw, that's a bit of a mouthful

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How long has it been since the last time you threw up? about... 15 minutes ago

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Do you think that it's okay for a woman (or pretty much anyone who's female) to bathe naked at the beach? I don't have a problem with nudity, so people can do whatever they like as far as I am concerned. However, I know some people have a VERY big problem with it

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Do you respect the Amish (Quakers)? Do you wish you would become one? I respect anyone who does not give me a reason to not respect them, so yes I do. But no, I am happy as I am thanks.

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If pigs could fly...wouldn't that be awesome! Hmm... Do you think it'd be awesome if they sh*t on your head like a pigeon?

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What did i do to you to make you so blue? You poured a tin of 'midnight essence' over my head boy!

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Which question has recieved the most answers? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/86908 what are the levels on answerbag Edit: woops sorry, lack of sleep not reading things properly. However, this answers your other question about the one with the most points. Sorry!

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What is YOUR idea of God? Coffee

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What do you consider your worst feature? Mental would be the paranoia. Or the self destruction. Or the over analysis of everything, etc. etc. Physical, the very worst thing about me is... I haven't a clue. I detest it all, however I cannot pinpoint one particular thing I hate more than the rest

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Why should I believe in God? No I don't. You don't believe, you don't, end of the matter

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What does everybody think of the version of "Walk this way" they have done for Comic Relief? My opinion: Garbage! I love the original and I think its lost the whole meaning of it, the old was like a battle between rock and rap. Crap. Damn it, why must that almost always be the case with charity songs? Why make a crappy remake? At least make a crappy new song, don't ruin a perfectly good old one!

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Do you have more younger friends or older friends? Older, by far.

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Has anyone got a photograph of the area they live in they'd like to share? Yeah sure, here are a few of Portsmouth 1: Gunwharf Quays 2: Spinnaker Tower (in Gunwharf) 3: the 'beautiful' view out of my window 4: Kens Kebabs (?!) and my friend Becky's favourite building they are tearing down 5: Guildhall Walk, the best place to get drunk in Portsmouth 6 and 7: the Guildhall, my favourite place in the whole entire world so far 8: My school 9: the...

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Men, have you ever approached a woman that you were interested in and she replied that she was a lesbian or only attracted to women? I'm not a man, but I admitt I have done that before.

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If you could wish one person dead alive again who would it be and why? My uncle Richard. Because as much as I hate her, my cousin Izzy deserves to have her dad back

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Is there a way to sort questions by rating? Or a top and bottom list of questions? To sort by ratings, go to the see more questions link at the bottom, then click on the learn Q&A. This allows you to see questions in the order of points achieved, from highest to lowest

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What colour eyes have you got and are they your best feature? Pictures if possible please! My eyes are blue. I tried to get a picture, but no matter what seeting I used, they came up either brown or black. here is a couple of pics anyway... but now I am very confused as to what colour they actually are! They are alright, they work, so I suppose they are a pretty good feature.

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On a scale of 1-10, how busy are you? And what makes you so busy? 8. I am so busy that last night I didn't get to bed until 4:00am, and it's now 9:20am and I am up again to do more work. Absolutely tonnes of coursework

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Can I pour you a drink? Please, Please do. Something, anything that will wake me up!

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What was the happiest part of your childhood? There was this one summer when my dad bought me and him a pass for all summer to Thorpe Park (ammusmant park). EVen though he was working nights and was really tired, nearly every day of that summer holiday he took me down there so I could go to the farm and the beach. I'd always get really tired so he would sit me on his shoulders and run around to make me laugh. That summer was the...

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When you were in elementary school, where would I have found you during recess? Sitting by myself, probably doing something or other like making a hounse out of paper, or my nose in a book. People didn't like my accent (apparently it's 'too posh') so no one talked to me.

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What did you do today that you know is harmful to you? I have drunk, I haven't eaten anything, I have been up since 7:00am and it's now 3:22am the following day, I didn't wear a coat although it's freezing and I inhaled a lot of second hand smoke

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What year will you be 20? (If you are already 20 just say when you turned 20) 2020 Edit: wow, I am incredibly tired. It's 2010, sorry!

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Are you doing what you really want to do with your life right now? If not, why not? No, because money and distance get in the way. Soon though, soon I will

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If u were to jump of a building which one whould u choose? The Empire State building in Thorpe Park model village I'm not quite ready to die yet!

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How do i search for other members? Type in the member's name into the search at the top, and if spelt correctly their name will come up. Click on theor name and you will be directed to their profile

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Do you hate a certain city or country? If so, which one? I hate Bracknell, UK. Voted 3rd worst city of 2004 by 'Britain's Crappest Towns', it seems many people agree with me. Bracknell is an industrial town, 'rejuvinated' in the 1960s by some truely terrible design. It's the land of the concrete, the bored, and anyone who loves a good roundabout. There are thousands of estates, both private and council, so the same damn...

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Do you have a will? Not yet, a bit young for one and nothing to give!

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Is there a paticular forum for witchcraft and paganism or is it cool to ask in here? No, its just fine here

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Did you/Will you write your own wedding vows? If I ever get married, I doubt I'd go to the planning to decide. My plan if I ever do get married is go in jeans and a tshirt with an oil smear on my face and no shoes to the cheapest drive through wedding parlour very drunk. If I don't remember it, it doesn't really matter. It'd be better actually. I don't like the idea of weddings and marriage much, so if I forget I...

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If you could bring your great-grandparents back to life , what would most distress them about today? That people show their ankles AND knees! (my italian great grandmother was labled a 'hussy' for having her ankles on show once though, so I doubt she would be.)

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Here's one aimed at just the Brits and Americans. What's your reaction to the thought that we are one people divided by a common language? Not to mention a hell of a lot of sea, different cultures, lifestyles, economies, etc. etc. as we have been for several years now. I feel... surprisingly indifferent

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If you were a question, what would the answer be? No words, just a pair of raised eyebrows and a sort of 'eh... that's er... odd' screwed up face.

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Why are there no purple giraffes orbiting Mars? Because space is a tad boring and not created by me. If it was, then there would be.

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Who calms the storms in your life? Me, as usually I am the main cause of said storm, and if I didn't calm down then they would be ever raging. Unfortunatly I am crap at making myself feel calm again. My love makes me calm though, so him even though he doesn't mean to

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Do you feel trapped? Yeah, a bit.

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OK!, stand up now, shut your eyes then attempt a trip to the bathroom by feel alone. Report back what happens? Will do! Watch this space! Edit: Not much. Got there after kicking my cat (sorry cat!) by accident and stubbing my toe on my old computer monitor, went to the loo, had a bit of trouble finding loo paper, washed my hands and then came back, also stubbing my toe and kicking the cat again (sorry cat!)

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Does it bother u when no one knows ur problem and they try and help? Truthfully... yes. I know I shouldn't get annoyed, but I do. People are only trying to be nice, nice to me and make me 'better'. I know it's a hell of a lot harder for them to try and do so when they haven't got a clue what is wrong. But if I wanted their help, if I needed it, I would tell them. I don't like how annoyed I get. It's incredibly unfair on...

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Do you smoke? Only when I am set on fire, and that isn;t very often

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How far out from you is your personal comfort zone? (When a stranger stands any closer than this you get uncomfortable.) I need the majority of people to be at least an elbow's length away from me. I can tolerate my mum and my sister closer, not touching me but closer. Other than that it has to be an elbow (good thing about that is if they get too close, you can always just elbow them out the way)

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What do you do more, look back on your past, or look forward to your future? I don't really have much past, just a very long and continuous present that interweaves something terrible, so I concentrate on that most really. But when the present gives me a rest, I look forward. No point looking back anymore

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Whose bathroom was the nastiest that you've ever seen? A toilet in France. It was a hole, and obviously quite a few people had a bit of trouble with their aim from both ends.

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What was your most memorable family vehicle when you were a kid? My dad's old milkfloat. Not really up to many high speed car chases (32 MPH max) and you had to charge it every three hours to get anywhere, but if you liked being cold and freezing your arse off all night delivering milk to people too lazy to get their own then it was perfect. Oddly, I actually liked the milk float. My dad used to sit me on his lap and let me pretend to drive. *sigh* oh...

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Do all men like to watch porn? Nope, as every man is different and likes different things. Many do though

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If, by some tragic twist of fate, you lost everything that you value in life, and were left with literally nothing more to lose, what would you do? Gun, mouth, bang, gone. Wouldn't be any point of going on anymore. To lose that would give me nothing else to hang on for. I couldn't bare going on without what I value

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Where is your hangout? My favourite place in the whole world, the Guildhall. I went there today. I just love it, adore it even.

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Is there something that you memorized long ago and still remember? J'habite a Portsmouth en Angleterre. Portsmouth se situee a bord de la mer. Fonder en deuxieme sielle (sp?) par Richard Coeur de Lion. I live in Portsmouth in England. Portsmouth is by the sea. It was founded in the 12th century by Richard the Lionheart.

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How can I change my face icon on this site. I still got the one they gave me. Go tou your profile, then edit profile. Click browse and choose from your pictures what you would like, then click submit at the bottom (it may take a while to load)

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What do you think when you see animal mounts on someones wall? Wow, the best decor you could come up with was the carcass of a dead animal? That's a bit disgusting. I mean, I like the look of your head... maybe I should hunt you, chop it off and mount you? Or even better, I could nail you to a board and hang you over my fireplace. Now wouldn't that be nice?

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What are you sitting there thinking about? My Physics coursework I am vainly attempting to type. I'm thirsty, I need a drink. My bed is taunting me, so I am thinking of sleep too. Really too tired to think

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If you can ask Prsident bush one question what would it be? Would you like a cucumber sandwich? I believe most of my questions would just go over his head, or he'd lie and not give me a straight answer. At least I think he understands the concept of sandwiches, though you can never be too sure... perhaps I should take some diagrams with me?

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What color are your eyes? Blue eyes. Yeah they are fine I guess, I don't really look at them

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If there was an anual Answerbag convention in your area for local baggers on any that would travel.. would you go? I;d go to the one with Answerbaggers not in my area! Why not

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Do you think people who do not spell properly, or at least type in text-talk, should be banned from AB? If not, what would you do about them? No. Grammar though important is not really the whole point of this place. However, maybe emails asking when someone has given consistent crappy grammar to change a bit? Or perhaps in the flagging, we could have 'crappy grammar' to choose from so that it can get edited, though that might mean the staff get extra work

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Who do you need most? My love. I don't really function without him

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What does your desktop look like? Post a picture! This. It makes me die a little inside everytime I see it

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Do you let your kids jump in puddles? No, someone need to hold my stuff when I jump in them! Seriously yes I would. I love puddles myself, I'm not about to begrudge a kid that. Also, my 'kids' are the kids down the road who I babysit, so either I'll let em jump in the puddles all the way to the launderette and get their clothes washed, of just send them home!

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Can you eat a whole pizza? Yes, if given a couple of days and a microwave. In one sitting, no way. Doesn't matter though, I'll just shove it down my trousers, no one would know the difference!

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Do you think you could have handled watching the towers come down on 9/11? (I am still scarred) I watched it on telly, and the first time I just sat in stunned silence. Then I went home and saw it all night, eventually bursting into tears. I doubt I could of handled watching it come down in front of me. When I watch it, I still get choked up. But to be honest I am not sure how I would of reacted if I was there, Ive yet to be in a situation that extreme

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If you could eat one thing right now, what would it be? Nothing, Im sick of food and eating at the moment

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How much junk food have you eaten today? I haven't bothered to eat today.

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Are you proud of your race? The human race could do better, but I'm ok with them. We're better than wasps! I'm proudish...

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How many questions have you answered in AB? Including this one, I am on 5709! That's quite a lot!

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Would you ever get yourself one of those hairless cats? Sure, why not? But they are not cats! They have to be a kind of poultry, surely!

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Have you ever told a lie on AB? No. This place is probably the one place I don't feel I have to lie to anyone.

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Who needs you the most? ... why? I need me quite a lot. Without me, I'm pretty screwed. My mum needs me, quite a lot. WIthout me bills wouldn't be paid, we wouldn't have food, heating or a car because my mum tends to panic and crumple about these simple things. My sister needs me, because if my mum crumples and she crumples (which unfortunatly comes round about the same time) then someone has to pick up the...

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Which Answerbagger has the most bizzare combination of "Expert In" Categories? I like Nevets combination of breastfeeding and colinizing planets

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Whats your favorite thing that happened today? I had (and still have) my breath taken away.

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If someone wanted to photograph you, would they ask you to remove your clothes, or keep them on? I hope they would ask me to keep my clothes on, because then I'd be SERIOUSLY wondering what hell sort of wedding I had walked in to (I don't get my picture taken anymore, except weddings). I'm boney and scarred, it's vile.

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Which one of the Turtles would you like to be, Leonardo with the kitanas(swords), Michaelangelo with the Nunchakus, Donatello with the Bo Staff, or Raphael with the Sais? Why? Donatello. The Bo staff was awesome, he was the brainiest of the turtles AND his headband was purple

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How do you get mascara out of your blouse[whhite]? Do you have vanish where you are? http://www.vanish.co.uk/ there are a variety of diferent products (see link) that could do the job (and they do work)

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Saying everone is special is like saying no one's special. agree or disagree? No, because everyone is special for different reasons. If we were all 'special' for the ssame reason then we wouldn't be special

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Do you see yourself as a unique and special individual...? Yes, but no more in the way that everyone is unique and special. So I guess not unique and special at all

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What movie do you think looks the best (you can't all ready have seen the movie). I would say Hot Fuzz, but I *have* seen that. The others don't look that good, and I have seen the majority (cinema addict)

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If you could meet any celebrity, who would it be and Why? Ray Davis, because I want to hug him and say thank you for all he has done for me musically

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What's your favorite scary movie? Alfred Hitchcock- The Birds. There is nothing better than old horror movies, and that one actually slightly freaked me out too

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Are/Were you a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan? Actually I did and still do like them a lot. They are not even my kind of thing, but green superheros who eat pizza? Gotta love em!

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Do you worry that you are gradually forgetting everything you ever learnt at school? All the time, and I am still at school *gulps*

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Which weather do you like the most? The calm before the storm weather. The silence in the city is something that amazes me. Only a storm coming could bring it. The deep purple clouds roll over, the wind is still and usually it can't decide whether it is hot or cold. It's the anticipation of what will come, what could happen, the destruction and dvistation that could be left. Sort of like a tiger waiting to pounce. I am...

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If Paris Hilton came to your house what wouls you do? Run at her with a very large pair of knickers. That'd have her fleeing quicker than you can say 'Hilton Hotels'

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Do you know more about American History or your Family's History? My families. I know a fair bit for someone who has not done any real studying of American history, but my family history I know modst of it in intricate detail. Thousands of people, stories and a lot of booze. The way things should be taught

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What advice would your older self give you today? I don't know, I have yet to be my older self! But I should imagine it being along the lines of 'keep working', or at least 'get off your arse and start working'!

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Someone i know from school yelled some horrible verbal abuse at me - and i want to call her a fu**ing whore who goes around shagging anyone with 5 quid on them but she knows where i live and she's kinda not far from my home - so what should i do? That kind of reciprocation would only bring you down to her level. Do you really want to be seen as that pathetic? You are far too intelligent to do that I reckon. You shouldn't justify that bollocks with a response. A reaction is what she's looking for.

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Is $800 for one necklace from Tiffanys for your 16th brithday too much to ask for? Depends on who you are asking it from. For my 16th, I asked for a box, so to me it does seem a BIT much

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Have you had any of your answers rejected? If so, how many, and what are your thoughts? Yes I have. I can't believe what an arse I was. And when have I ever said OMFG? I believe someone here used my account (i.e. neighbour child) for that one, because what I said went totally against what I believe and my own opinion anyway. Strange. I believe they were justified

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In all honesty, How many of you have MORE than one Avatar/account/profile on answerbag? No, because I just do not have time for more than one, no reason for more than one and just cannot be arsed

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I've just finished a very large project dedicated to all you Answerbaggers, would anyone like to see my masterpiece? You know I do!

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Do you stay on answerbag 24/7? Surprisingly, no I don't, though it feels like it

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Is it better to love someone to death and risk getting hurt or safer to just be happy with someone who treats you right See, you say things like better and safer. Better and safe do not always go hand in hand you know. Sometimes the biggest risk isn't taking one. If you really love someone, you;d risk pretty much everything for them, including if you may get hurt or not. That's one of the things that makes it love. It's important to be treated right, but not worth stringing along some poor sod...

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Do you like other peoples children? Usually I do, even if they are brats. I tend not to like the parents if their kids are horrible like that as they all tend to just take it. Most kids are fine.

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What are you most neurotic about? The majority of things. I am a neurotic one woman freak show people! Tickets £3 a pop!

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Explain why some people don't get along with you? Because everyone is different, and to get along perfectly would be boring

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Are you scared about tomorrow? Nope, I am bored for tomorrow. I have the same four lessons I always do, and then I am going dress shopping (spews). I;m not much of a shopper at the best of times

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Abuse my kids and I will______________(fill in the blank) Rip your genitalia off and make you eat it as I watch you squirm when I burn you from the feet up. NO ONE will lay so much as a finger on my kids

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What is voice mail that u recieve on a mobile phone. and what is answer phone that u get on a telepone? Voice mail is the recorded message left on a person's answerphone (a service which reports missed calls and records any message the missed caller leaves) Both telephones and mobile phones have this service

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Do you feel the pulse of the maggots? Only when I give them CPR and they come back to us!

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Who is your math teacher? Mr Lawrence. He has a rather amazing array of pink, blue and chequered ties, and used to be a bingo caller

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What do you think about when you look up at the sky? Wow, this sky goes all around us, so really texas isn't THAT far... oh look a plane. I wish I was on that plane. Is that... superman?! Oh something shiney! Youcan probably tell I really let my mind wander

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What does CSI stand for? Crime Scene Investigator, which are forensic scientists who collect evidence from crime scenes and process them. The program is Crime Scene Investigation

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When i was a teenager a teacher made a suggestive remark to me has anyone else had this happen to them? My science teacher tried to feel me up once, so I punched him and could of got kicked out of school. Unfortunatly at my school, innuendos and suggestive comments are in abbundance from all angles and directions. Thankfully almost all are meant as a joke though

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Do u hate me coz im a muslim? No, I do not hate you. I didn't know you were muslim. However, I do hate the use of 'u', 'coz' and 'im', not to mention just how stupid the question actually is

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Is there something you know but really wish you didn't? EVerything I know about my dad. No one should know that sort of stuff about their father

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Im scared you guys.Why?Because now i have that mentallity that all men are the same. Like my ex he is an immature A hole.What can i do on not to think this way about men?I been hurt so many times. What can i do to cope with my thoughts&opinions about men? By the sounds of it, you have been through the mill as far as men go. It's very hard not to assume everyone the same when you have never really seen anything to suggest they do act any different to what you have experienced. I wouldn't say you are scared of men, but scared of becoming involved with men because you fear the pain they could potentially cause. The best thing I could...

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Is man free...? No, but you can get some fantastic deals on the black market

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How far would you go to save a loved one or a friend? However far it takes.

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Does time really heal all wounds? I don't think so. I think time can numb wounds, perhaps partly heal... sometimes the cuts are just too deep (all metaphorically speaking of course)

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Whats the last thing you see before you go to sleep? Smile

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Who here would give out their aim screen name on answer bag? What about E-mail? My email is in my profile and anyone is welcome to email me. I don't know what aim name is

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What toy best matches your personality? A box. Simplistic, but with a bit of imagination can warp into all sorts. Practical AND exciting (and you don't see that very often!)

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GIRLS; Would you rather be called , Hott , Sexy , Pretty or Beautiful by your boyfriend? I;d rather be called real or something. I'm not too big on the way I look, I;d rather no one commented on it at all

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Who all in here has found the love of their life or think they have? Life is an incredibly long time. It's the nearest thing I'll ever get to eternity. At 16, I haven't lived a lot of it, I know, even if it feels like I have. But the person I am with, I honestly could not imagine livimg a life without them anymore. I couldn't bare the thought of them not there. So yes, I guess you could say I think I have

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What makes your heart fly? Everytime I talk to them.

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Would you die for your partner? Of course, no question

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People are talking about you after your funeral. What is the very best thing a person could say about you and the way you lived your life? Any person? That she really, really tried at life. Person that I care what they said? We lived it together, and I wouldn't change a moment

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Do you have divorced parents? Yes I do, thank God else I dread to think how I and my mum would of ended up

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Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention. Now, answer as quickly as you can. Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother. There Loving Real Challenging Special Fiesty Funny Sassy Smart Strong(ish)

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Given the negative aspects of a relationship, which one would you prefer, passive indifference or seething (non-violent) rage? Seething rage. I prefer emotion rather than nothing.

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If your a parent or ever plan to be one, Are you going to be super strict, or kinda layed back?? how are you going to raise your kids? I think it's impossible to ever try and predict how you will raise your kids til you actually have them. You learn as you go really, so most of it will probably be improvised from situation to situation, making it one of the hardest jobs in the world. My attitude to the world is rather laid back at times, so I shouldn't imagine I will be overly strict, though I can see me being...

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Who do you get along better with your mum or your dad? Strangely, probably my father. We barely argue, we mutually despise each other and do our very best not to talk to each other, so we get along in silence just fine. I argue with my mum almost constantly now days. On both sides it's one of those 'hurt the ones you trust because you trust they will always be there' things. It's fine we argue so much, because I still love her...

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Were you the bully or the bullied growing up? I was the nutter who stood up for those being bullied just to have the sh*t kicked out of me by bullies, then end up in a huge fight and get sent home with a nose bleed. I was a fiesty 5-present year old

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Where and when did you first play "Spin the Bottle"? How old were you? How did you feel during the game? I was 5, and I thought I was very daring kissing a boy on the cheek at the time (shock horror!). Properly? 13, and it was pretty awkward.

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Would you rather get a $1000 gift card to a store you hate because it has nothing you want or an unattractive personalized, embossed or engraved gift? Engraved gift. It's amazingly easy to lose, you could just melt it down and pawn it plus you don't have to feel like you are loosing the £1000. Plus I hyperventilate when I try to go in New Look (my chosen hatred shop)

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What was the most recent thing you have done which meant you were breaking the law? I forged my mum's signature a couple of hours ago

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Have you ever tried shoplifting? I've stole a few things over the years. Stupid stuff I needed but no one would give me the money to buy, like toothpaste. I've stolen food once or twice with Crazy Jase because I look innocentenough to get away with it for him (when I have no money of my own to give him)

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All of these blancs are making me ________________ ! ! Want to shove a blank up your blankety blank until you blank stop!!!

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Do you think that God affects the outcome of sporting events? Only when God is up front in mid field in the heaven and hell football premiership, known as 'hell's angels'. Unfortunatly for God though, he had a knee injury and so Hell is in the lead. Woo! *dances with pom poms*

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Have you ever thought about that you are very lucky that you borned in your family? I find it lucky that no one else after me was born into my family. My family are very sick people, and breeding should be kept at an absolute minimum

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Are you addicted to answerbag? This place is almost as bad as crack.

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What is the most unusual name for an alcoholic beverage you have ever heard? Barf. Strange, but appropriate

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Hypothetically, if you were going to kill some one, how would you do it? Be creative! Can I chose who? No? Shot in the head. Yes? Cut off left hand, cut off right hand, sew mouth together, carve asshole in chest and then stab in the neck with my stilletto, piercing his throat and then rather gleefully watch him suffocate

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Name an thing you always lose, and why you lose it? I always loose my temper with people at school, because they are ignorant, selfish and really just need a good slap. I defy anyone to put up with them and not get annoyed.

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Do you ever take stuff home with you from a hotel room? Yep, from lamps to toiletries to towels to the pathetic hangers with no handle to try to stop you nicking it (as if I will really let that phase me) to the free bible they have in there. Why not? I need to furnish my room somehow

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Who likes sports cars? Sport car enthusiasts?

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What was your initial impression when you first learnt of the concept of "God"? Well, what a load of bollocks. Then slowly I became a good little catholic girl And then a became a good little hell raiser. And now I am athiest, so back where I started really

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WYR: Would you rather have a continuous orgasm every 30 seconds for the rest of your life? or Would you rather have ONE orgasm every 3 years? One orgasm every three years. There is this poor lady I read about who had almost constant orgasms, which became unpleasurable, painful, wore her out and actually started seriously damaging her health to the point where she is now dying. I;d rather have infrequent but amazing pleasure every so often then die thank you very much

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Are you a Lawyer? No, but I know a couple on here who are

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God: if you can hear me theres something I would like to know...what is it that you would like to know.....? Just why? Why anything, why did you bother, why not do nothing etc. in annoying childlike fashion.

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What's the weirdest name for a pet you ever heard? (quite possibly your own?) Fugly. My friend Carol's cat was called that because apparently it's f*cking ugly

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If you dial '1471' on your phone does it cost?....if so how much each time u dial it! Never fear, it is 100% free, I am sure of it

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How many Answerbaggers's real names do you know? A few. Too many to think off the top of my head. I don't wish to divulge them though. It's their name, they can say it if they want

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What question is too personal to ask here on answerbag? explain why? If you have ever been abused mentally, physically or sexually, or have been raped etc., what did it feel like? Why? There are a scary amount of people in the world who have been subjected to the above, and there are many on here who have been through it too. It's bad enough going through it without insensitive questions forcing it all to the fore front of your mind again. That is WAY...

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Are you happy and at peace in your soul? Well, I am happy. Maybe not at peace, but that's ok, peace is dull. I have the other half now, and what more could I ask for?

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Why do girls get "tramp stamps" (tattoos on their lower back) and still expect to be respected by a man? Because everyone deserves respect despite what they chose to put on their body

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WYR: Would you rather walk in on your parents making love? Or Would you rather have your parents walk in on you making love? I know it might be washed up, but its a toughy. Well, I have walked in on my parents. Admittedly it was with different people both of them (thank my lucky stars) but it wasn't exactly pleasant. However, they have never and will never walk in on me. That'd be far worse. I prefer to be mentally scarred, not the scarrer

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How long do you personally wait to sleep with someone? Do you feel you only need to know them a certain amount or time, or date them for some odd months? Or are you an "in the moment" person who'll just go for it when they feel like it? To be honest, I prefer not to really know them at all.

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As boredasmustard is invested as our spiritual leader today, do you have any sage advice for HER? :) I'm a WHAT?!

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Is mustard women(BAM) serious or humorous? I don't know. I know one thing though, I don't like her. Who does she think she is, trying to combine seriousness and humour?! How DARE she! She's really weird too, I mean tequila? Badgers?! She can sod right off! Then again, there is a seriousness to her pesonality. Perhaps a little understated, perhaps a little overstated, but it is there. She speaks her own version of...

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WYR: Would you rather have your last words be "Oooh its only a rash" or "ooh wonder what this button does!"? The button one. I want to die through curiosity rather than a rash on my arse (yeah, knowing me it'd be on my arse).

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What is the weirdest thing you have seen characters in a theme park do? (Like Mickey Mouse etc) I once saw goofy trying (and failing in vain) to get into the gents loos to have a piss. I really wonder how awkward it must be to try and take a piss with bloody goofy standing right next to you

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When you see a person with tatoos on their body, do you immediately form an opinion about this person, male or female? Wow. They have tattoos. That's their choice *moves on with life* So no, I guess I don't. I am really crap at stereotyping

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What is your favorite kind of humor? Really typical British humour, which encompasses many things, including sarcasm, dry etc.

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Do you ever give points to people who just come right out and ask for them? I tend to blanche at this and will not just throw points at people just because they whine or beg... what is your solution? No. Points should be earnt. My solution: if they have nothing valid to say, ignore them

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If a guy called u fat what would u do to him? Pat his shoulder in sympathy. Even I can see I look like a load of bones and some hair

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I cry in my sleep alot. What are your strange sleep habits? I fight in my sleep. I punch the air, kick the walls, anything.I get covered in bruises from it, but I never wake up

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What is the color of your room? It's white and mustard yellow (of course). My favourite things are my door and my walls

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What can you yourself make out of paper? (eg an origami shape) A snowball

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If you are getting your ex boyfriend of 4 years a birthday card, you both still really care about eachother... What do you put on the card? Something sweet, something funny? I would get him whatever I would get a friend, which would probably be funny.

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Have you ever felt like everything that has happened to you is all a nightmare that you can't waske up from? I'm hoping the majority of it is still, but I won't waste my time dwelling on that. The fact is, it ISN'T a nightmare, it WON'T go away and I can't do a God damn thing to make it so. I'm just gratefully I have my small glimmers that are pure bliss

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After your death, an author will write your biography. What will the title be? Boredasmustard, and she weren't kidding either... (in italics) what the hell IS boredasmustard anyway?

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Please Finish:I love my garden even though..... It's just this tiny square of concrete

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What is the worst advice someone gave you? 'Look Sophie, it's just one weekend, it's not that bad.'- the single worst weekend of my life

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Please Finish:I love my birthdays because... if I was saying that, I'd be lying. I hate my birthday

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Should kids be treated as sweet innocent things to be protected from all evil? My definition of evil appears to be different from other people's. Wrapping a child up in cotton wool and being paranoid over them is not good, and neither is pretty much leaving them to it. Really, you need a healthy balance. As a parent, guardian, whatever, you do your darndest to keep them safe from real harm, but occassionally kids are going to make mistakes. Bad things happen to us...

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What would be the first thing an alien would say when he landed on earth? Shavakra thryer truvek? Got a loo?

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What is your favourite and least favourite household chore? Cleaning my room. I love my room a total mess, why would I change it?!

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I think that _________________. Do you really think _________________? Wow... that must be boring...

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Please Finish:I love my house even though.... Hate the majority of things about it because at least it has the internet and a roof

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What would the child you once were think of the adult you have become? She'd be shocked. She'd be shit scared of what is to come. She'd probably be mildly disturbed by me. But really, I am not that different to what I was like as a little girl. I just have no innocence and drink more.

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I just saw a news story concerning the American political initiatives to encourage 'purity' in young girls before marriage, in the form of 'purity balls'. 17 year-old girls take their FATHERS as their date. What are your thoughts on this? My thought is 1) thank God I am not forced into this kind of bollocks 2) dear God taking my dad? That's just sick. That'd be too many sequins for one duo. 3) I am glad I am considered 'unpure' or 'dirty' if my motivation to stay pure was to spend more time with my dad, let alone dance with him or call him 'my date'

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What rating are you? and i dont mean answerbag rating! You rate from 1-10 your appearence, intelligence and personality add them up and divide them by 3 to give your total rating - so what is your rating? Lets see... Appearance, vomit worthy, I shall omit a 1 (the hair is at least half way decent) Intelligence. Hmm... well, today I managed to wear my trousers back to front all day and not notice until I got home. So 3 at a push. Personality, like a wet weekend wrapped up in antisocial self pitying melodrama. But I do like biscuits, so I at least deserve 2 bonus points for that. so 4 ...

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After doing a good deed, do you feel the need to let people know? Exactly the opposite actually. I prefer my good deeds to be anonymous or for someone else to get the praise. I don't deal with positive feedback very well, nor do I like people thinking I am really nice and sweet and kind or something. The good deed is there to make me selfishly happy, no one else (the happiness of others is a by product of my own selfishness)

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Roller coasters - LOVE them?? OR HATE them?? Love the rollercoasters, HATE the parks they are in, the commercial sesspitness and the tossers who dress up like cartoon characters and try to maul you

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What do ya'll think about Myspace? and what is your age? weird i know, but if you are older then your opinion might be different than a younger persons and i want to compare them. I do not like myspace in the slightest, and that is putting it mildly. I am 16

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Do you clean your own toilet? No, I get my cat to lick it clean Lets put it this way, if I don't, no one does.

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Did you ever have an accident when you were a kid that you look back on now and are amazed to have survived? The time I cut my throat. It was a very deep gash, but thankfully not too deep to cut the windpipe. Otherwise thinking about it, I'd of had a half decapitated head... my God that's a scary thought. It came very close

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Where you ever the last to know? Most of the time, but that's really my own fault because I am pretty much oblivious of the workings of the rest of the world

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Anyone want to be my friend??? Sure, I'll be anyone's friend on Answerbag as long as they treat me alright.

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If you got pregnant (guys, just play along) before you were ready, what would you do? I honestly have no idea. The thing is, if I were to become pregnant like that, I have a pretty good idea how it would be, and by whom. ANd it's not good. Thankfully I have yet to be put in this situation, but I have been kept up many nights by it. I really, honestly think I'd have to abort it. I really do not like the idea of having to go through that, but I couldn't live with...

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Have you ever lived with someone who was a "control freak?" you want some personal space, but you are denied from getting any... Yes. my dad turned into such a control freak that he took my door away when I was 13 from his house because he didn't trust me. When we lived with him, everything was dictated by him and done as he wished or there would be hell to pay. Then there is my mum. After living with my dad and having no control, she herself has turned into a control freak to sort of make up for it. Therefore...

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What is your height? I am 5 foot 1 and 3/4 (and yes, the 3/4 IS important

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What's the last thing you did outside? I played with a hose in B&Q (and had a lovely time too)

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What city would you not like to visit? Liverpool. It's partly because I have no motivation to go, but mainly the name. Liver? Pool? How the hell did they name it, after a pool full of liver?! It just doesn't appeal

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Can anything served in a 'bucket' really sound appetising? Perhaps to a pig.

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What is the food that you crave most often? My life source, bourbon creams. I haven't had any today, and I am getting withdrawal symptoms

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Ladies: What would you wish your man would call you? For example, Baby, Baby Girl, Shawty, Sweetheart, habibty lol... mami? Choose from the list or be original for more points!! BAM does nicely (my nickname to all). Sophie or Sophs I could deal with too (my actual name). I actually like being called dear. I find most other names patronising and unneccessary

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Who is your favourite cartoon character? Nothing can quite beat the Monty Python hand (can that count? I know it isn;t a character, but it's a cartoon... sort of...)

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Do you have a bad habit? what is it? Something physical? I run my hair between my nails, which makes it very greasy and frizzy

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I hate indecisive people.Do you? Umm... well, you know, I'm not really sure...

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What is the last song you listened to? I am currently listening to the best of the Kinks. The track now is Living on a thin line, and the track just gone was Do it again

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I'm quite new here. Will somebody please tell me what this Troll business is about? Everything you could possibly ever want to know ever about trolls was posted here by Nevets: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/94065 (second answer)

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Does it all really work out in the end? I'll tell you when I get to the end

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Who would you find harder to work for... Basil Fawlty (Fawlty Towers) or David Brent (The Office) David Brent I reckon. He'd drive me nuts. Basil Fawlty I could deal with, being hit round the head like Manuel wouldn't really bother me. Just as long as he doesn't beat me like he did his mini (surely the most ultimate scene of Fawlty Towers)

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So many depressing questions today. What are the little things in life you enjoy? Some really, really strange things. here are a sample of five -Dead conifers -The hoses that water the plants in B&Q -There is nothing quite like a drawn on fake moustache -When you are eating a packet of revels and you FINALLY get an orange one, after putting up with the malteser b*astards almost through the whole bag -Minature sports (because all sports are better in minature)

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What do people think of the morning after pill. Do you consider it to be abortion? No, as it stops an egg being fertilized in the first place, and not aborting an embryo. I think it is excellent to have there for ABSOLUTE emergencies, though should not be used as a form of regular contraception. It has most certainly helped me out once, and I am very glad for it's existance

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In high school were you voted anything? most... most likly to...prom... My school is trying to be American, so we have a prom (WHY am I going to it?) And our tutors did our own mini version of that. I was voted most curly haired (good to know my personality has really made an impression on them) and for some reason I managed to gain both 'most likely to be famous' (because I am just the type apparently), and also 'most likely to die of...

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Do you look like your race? Actually, I think I look more like a starved lion than a human being most of the time

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What do you look like? Jesus at this rate I am going to have to make a new calander! Now, the best way to see most people is through this: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/72780 though it will take a very long time. If you want to see us all on mass: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/135732 If you want to see me in particular, I'm in the picture below. I'm the funny looking one with the mass of hair and the...

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Do you ever picnic or just spend time at a parents grave? Yes, but not at my parents grave, as both are still alive (though one may as well be dead for all the use he is in society). My friend Becky's mum committed suicide when Becky was 4, so we go up there quite often, just to sit in the graveyard with her mum. I know it really hurts Becky, the fact that she is gone even if she doesn't talk about it. So I do what I can, which is hang...

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Whose diary would you like to read? Why? If he existed, God's. I just think it'd be enlightening Failing that, Keith Richards's, just because I want to know if he can still write anymore (truely a medical miracle)

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What runs in your family? Obesity, twatism and excessive facial hair in women on my dad's side Alcoholism, abuse of every caliber and idiocy on my mother's side. Makes me proud to be a rather large flaw in the cycle of both. I take after the two other black sheep on my mum's side, my Italian great grandmother (who I apparently look like, and have the hair of at least) and one of my great aunts or...

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Parents can you describe your love for your child? I just asked my mum, and she said that she loved her kids more than life itself, and that she'd give the world to them if she could. Then she kept trying to explain, and it came out a sort of gulping. So I just gave her a cuddle and said 'I know.' My mum's love for her kids is literally too beyond words to even attempt to try

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If you were actually able to talk to a deceased loved one or friend what would be so important that you would want them to know. I loved you, so so much. Nothing is more important than that

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I drew this "bag" as my temporary avatar...i hope that its not infringing on any copyright laws. if it is, i will remove it. post haste. what do you think? I have never seen a bag like that (pattern), and the style of bag is for everyone. Very nice, I like it! I;'d keep it if I were you

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What do you miss most about childhood? The feeling that my mum could keep me safe from the world. It was short lived, but nice

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What was the last store you've been to? I went to a garden centre in B&Q today, just because... I don't know, I like playing with the hoses and torturing the staff. Fun!

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What level were you most happiest reaching? I was happier when there were no levels to reach at all

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What was the last DVD you purchased? Airplane! Legendary

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What is your favorite movie that was a book too? Well, a graphic novel, but V for Vendetta (the film is not as good as the graphic novel, but I still love it)

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What is the one movie/tv show that you are embarrassed to say you love? I am very ashamed to say I actually have got into Eastenders. But in my defence, I'm British, I can't help these things

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What was the last CD you purchased? I am rather ashamed to say it was George Michael's greatest hits, for my mum. Oh the shame *washes grimy pop stained hands*

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Have you ever been drunk while under age? Heck, I'm a little drunk now. I have been drunk many times, and I am very much under age.

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Have you ever witnessed someone else save a life? After my mum has an anifilactic (sp?) shock, I watched the doctors inject something in her arm which stopped the fits she was having, and she then went unconcious. Wasn't til after that we found out she was very close to dying from it. That knowledge made me really appreciate my mum for a start, but also the power medicine has. Part of the reason I want to go into pharmacuetical sciences...

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Now, be honest. What should you really be doing right now instead of being on AB? My coursework and revision

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How many jobs do you have at this moment? I am a full time student A part time baby sitter A sort of part time filer A full time daughter (which carries a lot more responsibility and hard work than most people think) The crappiest thing is, I don't really get paid for any of those things either

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Do you have a favorite pair of jeans? (You know the ones that make your butt look good, or are more comfy than PJs) What kind are they? How long have you had them? I had the single best pair ever, that I found in oxfam once. Oh I loved them to death. Unfortunatly, I went down from a size 10 to a size 4/6, so my mum threw them out. Now I have to wear Zara jeans (apparently Zara is a good shops) because it was the only place I could find that made a size that almost fittedm my waist. They are pretty nice though

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What's your marital status? Unmarried, and I fully intend to keep it that way

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What is the BRAVEST thing you have ever done? Once, a very wise soul told me that 'Our power with regard to the Devil is all about being able to look him in the eye without flinching.' To me, that is brave, to be able to stand up to your deamons unflinching. In the presence of your greatest fear, not to crumble and flee, or run and deny, but to face it, see it as it is and still pull through. And that's what I am doing now,...

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How do you know? I don't. I refuse to assume I 'know' anything 100% for sure, which makes things a lot easier

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Do you fly a flag in front of your home? If so, which one? Include a pic if you can. Not at the front (in Britain we don't get anything to fly it from) however for a brief few days last year we had the gay pride flag hanging out the back, til my mum found out and made me take it down. Spoilsport

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Are you a cat lady? I am indeed destined in this life to be a crazy cat lady spinster. I am a lady (last time I checked), and I have a cat, so yeah, I guess I am

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What's the hardest thing for you to do? Coping with pain... but I am trying to get better

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Where is someplace that i wouldnt expect to find you? Living in your eyes like some weird bacteria. I'm a little big for that

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Do you at times have a hard time expressing yourself? No, I don't find it hard to express myself. I just seem to find it hard expressing myself in a way anyone but myself (and even that is a bit iffy) can understand

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What's your problem? I have many. I would list them, but one of my main problems is making excessive lists, so I am trying to cut back (can't say I don't try!)

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Assuming you were the person responsible for giving a name to the animal we refer to as a dog, what would you have called it? (other than dog) God, just to really shake things up

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What size is your bed? A pathetic very single bed, that can fit a surprising amount in it (the record number of people is 6, and the cat)

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What holiday could you easily do without? Christmas. Forced family get together where we all try and pretend to like each other, I usually have to spend it with the two people I hate the most, I don't like presents and people make too much of a deal out of me eating for me to enjoy it anymore. It's just one giant waste of time celebrating something I do not believe in, which takes my money and leaves me depressed at the end

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Are you happy with your current government? (This is a question to all nations) No, I have a brain. I doubt many are happy with our current government, except those who are lining their pockets with it being there.

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Do you think a being high ranked on AB, or your profile would do any good on a resume? I think it wopuld point out more that I don't get any work done and procrastinate something terrible! But it'd be nice if it did

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How close are you to your next lvl, and how long do you think it will take you to reach it? I am 14 points away from level 61 (and I want it to stay that way, you hear?)

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Why in God's name is My Chemical Romance under the Punk Rock category? How could someone make such an egregious mistake? Poor misguided AB staff. Is there a catagory for vomit enducing music?

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Are you addicted to answerbag? Well, I passed out on my bed which is right next to my computer last night at around 11, about 10 minutes after I left, and now it is 7:34 am and I am on here again. So I am going to go with me, because this is ridiculous

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What title do you think lv.70 will be? It'd better be the big cheese, or there is going to be one unhappy BAM.

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What if you were invited to a "ceremony of love" a non- legal marriage between two people who want to celebrate there love by having a ceremony expressing their love, but dont want to be a statistic of marriage..ending mostly in divorce how would U react? I would react like so: 'woohoo, free booze!' They can do what they want as long as it makes them happy

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Are you ready for tommarow? Not really, but I prefer it that way

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Have you ever been discriminated against? how did you feel about it and what did you do about it? I have, particularly because of my age, my weight and my height. I felt like crap, so I let the claws come out and made some people regret it

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Which is worse;death sentece or life in prison I am going with prison. Despite the bollocks people come ut with about prisons, they are terrible places. They really change a person, it's torturous. Death is the end, no chance to experience anymore pain. No, life sentence is far worse

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How well can you hold your liquor? Pretty well. Got Irish blood in me you see, we are MADE for alcohol. I live in a Navy town, and I can drink many under the table. I get drunk fast, but I can remain pretty sober looking for a long time (and that's what counts)

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What is the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you in school? The day my dad came... oh the shame of it. The one and only time he ever came to anything to do with me, and he asked out my teacher, humiliated me several times and then just left me there without taking me home with him, so all the other kids laughed at me and I had to go sit in the playground on my own til my mum turned up and took me home. That was the first, last and only time I have ever...

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Give me a list of everything you hate please Everything is a very long and tiresome list that grows daily. I'll give you a sample 1) Up your own arseness 2) Lying in all cases towards me 3) Baked beans *shudder* 4) Mental, physical and sexual abuse 5) Excessive political correctness 6) When I run out of booze 7) When people are hurt and I can't do anything to make the pain go away 8) Toffery 9) Materialistic people ...

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From firecracrs son... are you a boy or a girl? LAST question before bed On last check, I was a woman, but I keep the checks regular because you just never know what might happen! *checks* few, still a woman

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What colour or design are the walls or wallpaper in the room you are in? White on the top half, mustard yellow (the absolute truth) round the bottom. And where we forgot to paint, there is peeling red, beige and navy striped wallpaper. And the walls are covered in random crap. It's very 'me'

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If companies paid you to tattoo their logo on your body: 1. Would you do it? 2. If yes, what company would you choose? 3. If yes, where on your body would you put it? Of course, I would have McDonalds on my arse. They'd probably pay me top dollar too

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Do you REALLY care about the rumors and gossip printed about actors and actresses? Why? No. because I have a life of my own to worry about

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UK: is it legal to drink in a moving car if you are not driving? Actually, I think it is legal. Otherwise I seriously wonder why we are allowed to drink alcohol on trains

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What personal things do you think will be said about you in you obituary? Boredasmustard D-O-B, D-O-D What the hell did bored as mustard mean, anyway? (if you have the answer, ring in on 555-BAMM and you could win up to $5000!)

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What are some fun things to do when you're bored OUT OF YOUR MIND!!? Gets some grey nail varnish, paint your toes to look like talons and pick up mice with your feet. I.e. pretend to be an Eagle

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What advice did your parents give you when you were young that is ridiculous now that you think about it as an adult? Always wear a fresh pair of knickers, in case you are in a car accident. The chances are if they were clean to begin with, they certainly wouldn't be at the end (sorry about the imagery) and more importantly if I was so injured that I had to have the bottom half of me naked, would anyone even care?

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Have you ever just spent time on AB rating questions and answers up and not answering or asking any yourself? I have it feels good to go through randome acts of kindness around. Indeed I have. I have a mooch around when most others are asleep, learn something new and rate up in the process, and perhaps a little moderation. It's all good

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How many of you ABers have parents who are still married? (which is rare now a days) Not me, thank God. Else I'd be insane(er)

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Why do some people, even some who are engaged, act like marriage is a prison sentence rather than the exclusive, loving relationship between two people? Do you think this way of thinking hurts marriages today? I confess, I am one of these people. I can only tell you why I am like it really. When you saw the kind of marriage my parents had, it was enough to put you off for life. It WAS a prison sentence, for my mum and me and Kate. We were trapped with him because my mum wouldn't leave him because he was her husband. So it's hard to see it in any other light then that. I have seen many...

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What does this image look like to you? [see my answer for the image] It looks like a letter 'e' with hair

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Why do doctors have the reputation for having bad handwriting? To be honest most of them scrawl because they write so fast. My aunt is a pharmacist, and she can never read the doctor's handwriting because they try and get through patients so fast they rush it

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What is your opinion of the general populace in you country? The best explination I ever heard of them was: 'just a bunch of tossing wheezing, shagging lardy b*stards', and to be honest for the most part that is true

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How long do you plan to stay here? Until they drag me out kicking and screaming! Or until I end up without the internet facilities

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What are you going to/or did you name your kids? I should imagine if I do wind up with kids, they'll already have names, because if I were to have kids, I'd adopt

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If one person in your immediate family was a murderer, and you didn't know before, what would your reaction be? Oh, so THAT is what you were doing in the garage!

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Have you ever google searched your screen name? How many pages did it bring up? Lets see... WHAT THE?! http://www.google.com/search?q=boredasmustard&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-US&ie=utf8&oe=utf8 what is with those sites?! Is thatt JAPANESE?! WHAT?! Oh, 31 thousand, 900

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What would be the ulimate form of revenge? Making a success of yourself despite whatever they did to make you want to seek revenge. There's nothing quite like it

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Ok, I'm going to write a song based on Alanis Morissette's 'Ironic', but this time they actually will be examples of Irony (with your help). What are some good examples of Irony, please? I have a story that is pretty ironic I posted yesterday, I'll just go fnd it *goes off* Edit: here we go! http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/152561/464994

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Do you think the *(action)* thing has become more popular on AB's users? Yes, yes I do. I see it used a lot, particularly by myself. I think it helps set the mood as it were, and include slapstick humour when there really shouldn't be any

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Who shall join me in the troll sacrafice at dawn? Sure, but my dawn is different to yours, and I'm scheduled to pass out around dawn. Could you make a very long stick and poke me awake?

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What do you do when you cannot trust anyone not even your siblings, or your family? I find that as long as you can trust yourself, all is not lost. You just never rely on or tell anyone anything

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Are you going to buy the iPhone? No. Unless someone buys it for me, then I'll take it and sell it.

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A one sentence comment please on the three Lord of the Rings films? I have never needed a piss so much in my life until watching those films

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Are there any expressions or sayings that you question, or just flat out don't like? Kepp your eyes peeled. Your eyes PEELED? What the hell?!

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Which extinct animal would you like to bring back? The honest politician.

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How long does it usually take you to discover that a person you are talking to is a complete idiot? 4 or 5 seconds. Most idiots insult me within that space of time, else stare at my arse or boobs, neither of which are big enough or on show enough to warrant such attention.

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Do you think you were born/live in the wrong country/part of country for your lifestyle? I swear I should of been born in Berlin. It is free minded, intellectual, fast paced, ever changing, Historic and modern and the only place where I felt comfortable because most people are also slightly odd. Where I grew up it was tedious and shallow, and this place is a rats nest of a city for the most part

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If you could be recognized as the greatest in any sport, which sport would it be? Ping pong. There can not be much better than saying 'yes, indeed I AM the best ping ponger the world has ever seen. Now bow down at my feet mere mortals!'

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What sport are you most ignorant of? Baseball. No clue whatsoever what you do at all, except hit a ball. I'm also the same with cricket, though I am very ashamed of that

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Should emoticons be enabled on Answerbag? I think not. They piss me enough as it is on other things, it'll probably add needlessly to the cost for the satff and detract from the point. Plus our sideways improvisations work pretty well. Then again, I throve on the mundane and second best. I just think they would detract from the charm

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What is your first name? Hey Ed. My name is BAM basically, but if you want to be pernickety, it's Sophie

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What can you say about yourself that makes you special? I'm... er... well, I'm... hm... no nothing really. I am your average Joe-ess, with perhaps slight mental problems. I am only special in that there is not another me, and everyone is special that way

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What is the one question you could never answer? Why do you still love your family? By rights I should dislike the majority and hate a minority, yet I don't. It makes no sense to me

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Do you usually get your clothes off before going to sleep at night? (Or are there times you don't have the energy to change?) There have been days where I couldn't even manage to get up the stairs and fell asleep on the kitchen floor in my coat and shoes. I go for long periods without sleep, which make me prone to just nodding off randomly. Usually I can just about manage to get down to my underwear though before being totally out of it

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Beer, cocktail drinks or shots? If it's booze, I'm not complaining

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What do you do for your worst hangover? I hug my toilet for the day, drink a lot of water, and keep everything very quiet.

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Have you ever written down your entire family tree? Are you kidding me? The vast amount of my family, I;d be here forever! Most of them are best left forgotten anyway

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What is the least interesting thing about you? I don't drink the recommended daily guidlines for water every single day, and whats more I don't care either. I'd say that's pretty boring

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What would you consider the absolute limit of human potential, the one thing that no human, no matter how far they push themselves, will ever be able to do? Be 100% 'pure'.

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What are the rattiest, scuzziest shoes you currently own, look like? They are a browny grey (used to be white), a size too small with blue flames on them, and have several holes

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Do you usually wear a robe when you get up in the morning (before dressing)? Like with slippers, I am in the UK, it's the law here. I also quaff and have a monocle as I do. And yes, I drink tea too

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Have you ever punched someone? and why? Several people, including two of my teachers and verious members of my family. The main reason is I really, REALLY hate people touching me, and I do warn them if they touch me I will hit them, and they don't listen. Foolish, foolish people

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What are you wearing at this exact moment? I am wearing a blue, purple, pink, red, yellow and black guess jumper with a lot of writing on it, jeans with a slight flare that are too big for me at the waist, black and grey socks, and for the first time in a long time matching underwear of the black variety.

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What are you going for your spring break? I'm actually going to Paris, then Manchester, It's weird, usually I go nowhere

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Do you mind when friends / family sample food off your plate? Do YOU pick food off other peoples plates? It annoys me terribly, especially as it is usually the best bit of the wole plate they take. I have come accustomed to slapping their hands away. I would never dream of eating someone elses food

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My profile has said that I'm an expert in crafts for some time, the other day i noticed I am now also an expert in nipples? Any other nipple experts out there? What did you do to become one? You got the most points in the nipples catagory (congrats!). I am not that much of an expert in nipples myself. I have much to learn, and therefore I am your grasshopper as it were, in the knowledge of nipples!

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On films u sometimes see PG. what is ment by this? Parental Guidance. This is where it is recommended that anyone under the age of eight should see this film with an adult, particularly if they are 'sensitive' children

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If someone was to say that you are 'marriage material,' what would this mean to you? Someone they would consider spending the rest of their life with and spend tons of money on to make a big day dedicated to the two of you, expensive jewelry and then baby production. This would mean they see me as the love of their life, but the idea of a wedding terrifies me so I;d probably just go hide in a bush somewhere

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Is there anything that you've developed a new appreciation for recently? The kindness of strangers (I always had that appreciation, but it has just shot way back up)

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Do you think that the world would be a better place to live if no one was allowed to wear shoes? Not where I live. Most people would hate the glass getting stuck in their foot. Some people are just so picky with their feet, as iff a couple of blades of glass embedded in your foot can do you any REAL harm! See, I am barefooted most of the time, and I am just fine *foot drops off*. Oh sh*t...

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What did you have for lunch today? Nothing

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What is your longest AB session? I just hit 21 hours. Wow, pretty impressive. Around 18 hours I believe. I plled an all nighter and passed out in my PE exam. But it was well worth it

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When you read, do you hear a voice in you head? Yes, several, but often they get fed up and chat amongst themselves. It can be really annoying, but good for the accents

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Besides knowing what date you were born on, do you know what day of the week it was and what time? 15:03, I'm not sure what day it was, but the number 1 at the time was 'Ice Ice Baby' by Vanilla Ice

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If you you had to describe yourself in three sentences, what would they be? Alone from the beginning, but perhaps not the end, she endevours in a continuous uphill struggle to make the best she can with what she has. To others depressed, but to herself just sad, she has the world at her fingertips just out of reach. But she keeps going, because what she does have means the world, and no one can take it away from her. My little life in a nutshell

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Do you think that you are more stupid than you actually are? Probably. I wouldn't say I was smart, but I guess some would

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Do all girls like jewelry? No. For instance, I don't like jewelry

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Do you own a cellphone? Do you really need it? Yes I do, and no I don't.

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How late is too late to call someone on their house phone? I was always told by a rather drunk great uncle of mine that 'it's only too late when they are dead'. Coincidently, my mum had been meaning to ring him for a couple of weeks, and told me this. I said why didn't she ring him, and she said it wasafter ten and too late. Sadly, he died that night. So I am not sure whether too late is when they are dead, or Ten pm

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Does your preferred god have testes? Is yes, what are they for? Sure, why not

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Are you intoxicated right now? A little bit... is it that obvious?

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How often do you go to the movies? Once, twice, three times a week if I can manage it. I am a cinema addict

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Are you more attractive than you give yourself credit for? I don't think so

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Hoodie or jacket? Neither. I like naked *disturbing laugh*

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"Learn the language of the land or get out!" What do you feel about this statement, and why? Personally, I think "Pay for them to get the lessons to learn the language of the land or shut your mouth." If you are going to make such demands, then you should provide the facilities to make it happen

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Would you touch Jack Sparrow's jar of dirt? Yeah, seeing as the b*stard nicked it off me in the first place! *sulks* my dirt!

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Are you thin or fat or toned? I am more bone really. I have that drug addict look about me

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What would you say if I was famous; a millionaire, but instead of buying many fancy things for myself, I donated much of the cash to charity? Finally, a kind hearted person with a brain! Kudos to you is what I would say

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Can you describe where you live in one word? Hell (just not as warm)

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Does the AB staff periodically scans the board looking for new, fresh ideas to improve AB? some of my feedback ideas never got any replies. I'm pretty sure they do. I am not really sure WHAT they do most of the time, so I imagine them with all the ideas of the week, a can of beer in their hand in nothing but their pants going over them. It may seem like you got no response, but none of my suggestions ever seemed to get a response until one day the updates came and Voila! They were there! A good place to go though I have found,...

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What do you wish you could have happen? I wish that they loved me like they used to

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Going to work tomorrow? Nope, I'm going to the Dentist all day (yep, all day)

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Do you enjoy living your life? I would love anyone to try living the majority of my life and tell me they enjoy it. I live for what it can become, rather than what it is.

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Have you ever felt so heart broken ,that it really feel's like your heart hurt's? Several times, by the same people, how sad is that? You;d think I'd learn by now, but oh no.

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Can you flag your own questions? In a word, no

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Do you have a Bible in your home? Why or why not? I have my collection of 'stolen motel bibles'. My official one I burnt about a year ago

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Are you leaving me? Are we even together for me to leave you? No, my arse is firmly stuck infront of AB for at least the next hour and a half at least, though I might go get some icecream in a minute, so I shall leave you for a little bit, but bring ice cream! You want some?

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Right now, what are you happy about? You. And... er... you. But it's more than enough to be happy about

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How many Credit Cards do you have? 0 that are mine, 1 that is my mum's that I am trusted with more than her to carry for emergencies. Good job too, as we have yet to use it

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What was the last thing that you cried over? I'm crying now, because I'm such a screw up and can't ebem seem to get the most basic of things right.

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Do you like your middle name? They attach me needlessly to Christianity, being two of the most Christian names going for a girl. But it's better than them being my first name. So I can live with them, though I don't like em much

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I have a Grandmother who is ALWAYS asking me if I'd like something to eat, or if she could cook for me. Can anyone relate? Not with grandmas, one of them thinks I am her personal slave and treats me as such, and the other won't talk to me. However, i can relate with my Aunty Sandy. That woman is convinced I need constant feeding, and also that I am 'wasting away'

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Do you find it necessary or even possible to describe yourself or anything else in one word? Most things are far too complex to try and explain in a single word. But when it is asked of us to give a one word answer, things become clearer as the answers build up and really give ytou a sense of the thousands of interpretations given by people simply in a word

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Can you describe in one word how the person/s you love most makes you feel? Whole

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If your husband or wife has an affair what would you do? Kick his arse out my door so far his balls won't even scrape my doorstep, and file divorce on his arse. I wouldn't take that crap

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Are you experienced? For my age, I am most certainly experienced in many things

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What is your Favorite Monty Python song? For me, it has to be the military drill song (and dance) Here are the words: Oooh get her! Whoops! I've got your number ducky. You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three. I'd scratch your eyes out. Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear, We all know where you've been, you military fairy! Whoops, don't look now girls, The major's just minced in...

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What is the worse thing you ever saw as a child? That wasn't happening to me? The time my dad kicked my mum's face in. He made me and Katie stay downstairs and watch, and he kicked my mum's mounth til it bled and a couple of teeth fell out. Then he kicked her in the stomach until she stopped trying to get up. Her face was so bruised... we have the pictures somewhere that she took to court with her when they got divorced. It was...

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What's the average amount of money you spend on a pair of shoes? Nothing. My shoes are hand me downs from various family members. I think the most I have spent are on my prom shoes, which were about £30

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Do you play rugby? Not in a club, but I most certainly do in very confusing drunken tornaments

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Fill in the blank: I think ____________ is underrated. Family, especially by those who have a decent one

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What song did you sing in the shower today? I Gotta Move by the Kinks. And I danced. I just went all out today :P

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What is your philosophy or that you follow? eg. mine is "nothing's good or bad, thinking makes it so" -Shakespear Don't eat anything bigger than your own head- got me through many a sticky situation.

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Have you ever came too late for your flight? What happened? Yes, we were at the wrong terminal on the other side of the airport, and we thought the plane had been delayed when it had actually just moved terminals. They put an announcement over the telecom saying that it was a final warning, they could not delay the plane and could me, my mum and my sister speak to someone immediatly before they estroyed our bags. We went and talked to someone who had...

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Do u think suicide is a sin? I don't judge things by sins. What I really wonder is what could cause a person to get to that point. Surely it is far worse to let them get to that.

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I just got here and feel lonely. Doesn't this place have a welcoming committee or something?! And do I have to forfeit points for asking for some love? Hello! I'm sorry, most people are in bed right now as in America it is rather early I believe. However, I am perfectly willing to help you out, show you round, whatever you like! I'll introduce you to people later too, when they wake up. And you never have to forfeit points my dear. How can I help you?

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Be honest now kids. Have you ever not rated up an answer because you wanted the top spot? It has never even crossed my mind.

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Is it weird to remember the date you lost your virginity on? No. I should imagine that the experience is memorable for most. Heck, I remember all sorts of stupid things, that sounds very 'normal'

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Has a question ever been rated into the thousands on Answerbag? No, not yet. Maybe one day, but the highest so far is 374 on http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/86908

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Does a woman have to have an orgasm to get pregnant? Heck then I guess I must be some kind of medical miracle then. Basically no, just look at Chris's answer

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Do you take off the crust when you eat sandwiches? Not since I was 6 when everyone told me it would make my hair curly, and then laugh about it. The WORST joke in the world. Rather than keep crusts on or off, I just don;t eat sandwiches anymore

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Do you find it easy to make friends? Not really. I mean, I am social enough to do so, I can be charming and sweet and funny, and all that bullsh*t to get people to like me. However, I tend not to waste my energies on people who my friendship would be wasted on, so I come off as antisocial.

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What is a "moderation" point? We all do. Moderation is flagging questions/answers that are nonsense, spam, offensive, duplicate etc. We should all do this, but some of us don't, so they put the points there to motivate our arses and do it.

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Are you straight gay or gay straight? I'm apparently straight, but I have these kinks in the ends... I'm going with bi.

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Did you or do you share your e-mail ID passwords(or any other imp passwds) with your spouse or girl/boy friend? No. I can think of no concievable reason why I would bother. It's not like we share email, is it? I wouldn't expect him to share it with me either.

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What colour do you never wear? Why? Any pastille. I am just too pale to carry it off, and it makes me look very ill. Also orange I can't do, red, green, or yellow. I need dark colours, and black works pretty well for me.

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Is there a compliment that a women just does not want to hear? What is it? 'Wow, you may not be as nice as my ex, but you are certainly more f*ckable'. Thanks guys, imply that she's 'easy', a horrible person, shallow and all you want to do is have sex, PLUS bring your ex into it. Shame on you!

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Does anyone really hate something?? personally i think its hard to 'hate' something/someone. Yes I do hate a person. And yes I do hate things. And no, I am not being extreme

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Would you ever have sex for money? *sigh* probably. I could really do with some money, and that seems as good a way as any to get it. With no emotional ties, it's relatively easy

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Why do we hurt the ones we love? I was told once, that 'we always hurt the ones we love and trust because we'll always trust that they will love us back'. Load of bollocks sometimes, but other times it does apply. I think we do it because... beacuase we can basically be selfish and stupid and cruel sometimes. I think it hurts coming from the ones you love because it would be intensly difficult to cause the same...

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What are you up to? My neck, and everything is still rising...

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What piece of clothes do you love the most? My coat probably, or my Rolling Stones TShirt. I adore them both

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Do or did you like school dances? Hate them. And I have prom coming up. Why I am going to that I will never know.

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What makes you sick? Me.

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I left for a couple days and when I get back I'm an expert in mythology and mythological creatures. Any hidden reasons behind this? Wehad an expert update, and you were the one with most points in that catagory(s). Congrats!

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I got a lot of answers to my sizist question. Most chose to respond about fat rather than skinny people. What stereotypes do you hold for fat people? I remember that question, and I think I was one of the ones who didn't say anything about fat people. I hold no stereotypes

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FILL IN THE BLANK: I am so much smarter than ______. this rock here. No, wait... sh*t, it just outsmarted me. Oh bollocks to it

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Are you Okay? Not yet

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How many computers do you have? 1 and a half. They are really both three quaters of two sets, merged together and then the half is my current foot rest/coffee table

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Are you always late for school or work? Always. My friends have always said that I'll be late to my own funeral, which always worries me somewhat because it gives me the idea that they are planning to kill me, or at least insinuate they want me to die by holding my funeral early

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If your body was cremated, where would you want your ashes sprinkled? Just pour them down the toilet. It;s not like the people who will get them loved me or respected me anyway, so we might as well just pour em down the bog. It could be very symbolic, symbolising how thy life has gone down the sh*tter somewhat.

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Why can't you control crying sometimes? Oh Retroglide. Sometimes it is best to just cry. Please email me, or someone if you want to. Just let me know you are alright. I don't like the thought of you in pain

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Is dirt edible? EVerything is edible my dear, it all depends on whether you want to eat it and if it'll fit in your gob

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FILL IN THE BLANK: Rap music makes me want to ______. Curl up in the feotal position with hands over my ears, and rock slowly until I make the pain go away. I also do this to many other things, like 3 hours of MTV or a half hour episode of Supermarket Sweep

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Where are you? I don't know I feel a little lost, metaphorically speaking. Otherwise, Portsmouth UK. And yes, it is raining

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What would you like to come back into fashion? Massive bell bottoms. Mine have just gone into holes, and I have to go all the way to Devon to get a new pair. If they were in fashion for a day, at least I could get them here. Also, I think mullets should come round again. I love laughing at them, not that I would have one, God no)

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Whatcha doin? Watchin' the game, havin' a bud

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Are you always late to parties? I'm late to everything. I live about 2 hours behind everyone else

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What are you thinking about doing later? I think I might have a drink, go to bed, might have a cry, might indulge in a bit of self destruction, might watch a bit of telly.

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How are you feeling? Empty, disappointed, lonely, stupid, pathetic

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What was the last thing you did before you came on Answerbag? I talked to my dad

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There's a creepy man with a shotgun in my house! But I don't have a phone! Can I email 911? You can try, but I doubt it'll weild any results. My suggestion would be just get out of your house, or get a phone

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What subject[s] or field[s] do you specialise in? Hopelessness and getting the 'oh God, she's been talking to priests again' look

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I don't know what catagory this should be in but here goes...it won't fit on here so see below... Hi. I think you might prefer this done in private perhaps? Please, email me at bored_as_mustard@hotmail.com if you do.

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Are you on anytihng else besides answerbag? If soo what? I am currently on a chair, cross legged, which is on a floor.

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If you lyao, how do you get it re-attached? You can get it re attached? I wish someone had told me sooner! (rubs nothing where arse used to be)

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What are the all-time best songs to dance to (for you)? Make a list of five, please. The time warp (oh yeah) The YMCA (come on, no drunken wedding reception is the same without it!) 5,6,7,8 (oh yes, the style there ladies and gentleman, we ALL love a good line dance!) Some crappy emo music, it all sounds the same in the end (for all your mosh pitting needs) The Kinks I Gotta Move has to be the one and only track I actually seriously dance to As you can probably tell, I...

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Given that most people poop their pants during a fatal car wreck, do you think when paramedics find a dead guy with clean undies, they secretly respect him more for it? Somehow I doubt that paramedics are that concerned about the bowel movements of dead people, and more the fact that they are dead.

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Would you still ASK/SAY the things on here that you do say if you knew that a lot of people on here knew you personally? Would you feel embarassed? I am unavoidably the same no matter what, so even if people did know me in person, I;d be exactly the same, if not more disturbing and awkward

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Do you want to go back to your home town or still live there? and where? Never. Wokingham, UK, and not in a million years will I ever move back

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Does anybody know why I am now an expert in 'Hats'? Well, logically speaking it's because you are the person with the most ratings in hats. However, I feel your pain. For god bloody sake, what the hell do I know about fabrics?!?!?!!? Yet I am an expert in them.

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How does God feel about gay marriage? Indeed. Because I believe love has nothing to do with genitalia, and just cannot see any good reason why gay people should not get married

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Do you have any part in your body where you keep getting injuries, sprains or fractures? My left knee. My friend Emelia managed to rip all the tendons in it, and it's been weaker than the right ever since, so I always hurt my left leg now. It's annoying

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Can you give me your email?(i want it so i can have more people on my contacts list) Here you go

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Would you ever move back to the town you grew up in? Never. Not for anything. I am not going to live in that hell hole ever again

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What do you do that drives your significant other CRAZY? I think it annoys him a bit that I never really let him be complimentary to me. It certainly pisses off most people. But we are both a little crazy, and that's the way we like it

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Why am i so hot Your sitting on the radiator dear, you might just want to get off, because if it gets any further up your own arse it'll cut off the blood supply in your neck reaching your head, because that arse of yours isn't big enough for both your own head and the radiator

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Army, Navy, Air Force, or Marines? Why? Why not? Army, of course! Why?

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What are the most amount of points you've ever gotten from a question? This one: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/135732 with 279 points

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Are you irritated-confused when you spend the time on a very good answer to a question (along with 4-8 others) & the person asking doesn't rate anyone at all? I find this to be annoying. They asked & got good replies, yet they don't rate anyone? I find it a bit saddening, just because it indicates that they did not read the answers. I just think 'what a waste', and usually rate everyone up for it.

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Do you make enough money to live comfortably, or do you make just enough to get by? As long as I have enough for tequila, and perhaps food now and then, I'll be happy

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Were you a good kid or a bad kid? Would your parents agree with you? Bad kid I am afraid. I was never very good at doing what I was being told to do, pushed all the bounderies I was set, crossed the line so many times it's untrue and basically made myself as much of a difficult pain in the arse as I could. Then again, with a mother like mine, you soon learnt you couldn't bull sh*t her like that for very long. So I was bad, but I grew out of it.

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Are you clingy? Not really. I try to not cling to anything, that way when it disappears and gets destroyed, it won't hurt so much. However, I do have the odd exception

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FILL IN THE BLANK: My breath smells like _______. bourbon creams

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DO you miss Antigonerising and drublic? I still talk to AR, so I don't miss her as much as most (she's having a great time by the way everyone). I miss Drublic though. A lot. It's horrible when friends leave

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When do you experience awkward silence? The second a person starts trying to talk to me about my family. If I don't start the family conversation, then I am not comfortable talking about it at all.

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Some people are racist, agist, etc... Are you a sizist? No I am not. I know it hurts to be judged on weight and height, people do it to me all the time. It's cruel and uncalled for, no matter what size you are we all have feelings and deserve respect.

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How often did your family move when you were growing up? Do you feel that effects your attitude towards having to move today? I had one big move when I was seven, and I lived crashing on people's sofas quite a lot at one point. Every move tended to be an escape. I actually like moving, I get restless when I am trapped. So moving for me has always been good

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What's the most favorite random thing on your computer desk? I have a pot of Egyptian dead sea avocado mineral cream on my desk, which is very tasty

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What is your shoe size and do you like it? Size 2.5 UK

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Are you over your head? .... How did you know I was upside down?

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Do you enjoy riding the elevator? It's not exactly the most thrilling thing in the world, but I don't dislike it

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What's a nice way to tell people you're a hardline communist? 'I am a hardline communist! *thumbs up* and you look lovely today by the way'

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Did you play sports in high school? It seems now I do... I am in a ping pong (yes, a ping-bloody-pong) tournament. Sometimes I wonder how I end up getting roped into doing these things. I don't even know how to play. But it is the nearest I have come to a sport (and I have done very well avoiding sport at such costs, because I go to a sports college)

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Weapon of choice? My own mind, and failing that a bat with a lot of glass embedded in it

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How many people on AB are vegetarians? I myself are as good as a vegetarian. However, I do on occassions eat meat (especially when me and my mum have not cooked it ourselves). If I went to a bit of effort I probably could be a vegetarian, and even vegan. But I am quite happy as I am

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Do you think that it's too much to ask of someone to let you know if they will be home at night or not so you know whether to lock up or not before going to bed? I think that sounds very reasonable. I think it's important to let them know that it isn't because you don't trust them and want to check their every move or anything, but just because you want to know when to lock up. It is surprisingly easy sometimes to come across as trying to control a person, when you are not. That's probably why when you ask this they react badly

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What was the very first question (that was approved) posted to Answerbag? I can't remember what it was, because AB have started deleting my backlog as there are too many. However, I know it got zero points as it was long before the points for questions thing

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How do you react to what you fear? It seems panic attacks. Damn. I hyperventilate, shake, be sick... I've never been very good at dealing with it. But in the face of danger, I will always suck it up and put on a brave face until it has passed, then I have my panic attack (isn't it a waste of time?)

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Who is Fonzie? Fonzie, or the Fonz, is the cool guy character in the TV show happydays

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So who was the lucky ab-er who took my spot for expert in jennifer lopez? Woo, seaofgrass! And I see you are an expert on Greenday now. That better?

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Please share your opinion of "cutters". My opinion of cutters? I like most feel it is awful that people can be in so much pain that the only release is to 'cut it out' as it were. Being a former cutter myself, I know what it's like. I know what it is like to be so desperate for a release that you would tear your own arms, legs, whatever open just to let it go. I know it's hard for people who have never cut to...

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A huge fuss? Describe in one word, your opinion of Paris Hilton? and a score 1 to 10? Low (3)

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What happened to Drublic's Avatar... how will we recognize him now? Is the world coming to an end? It seems so, yet it is stupid seeing he is the highest ranking member and we can tell it is him almost straight away. Who knows what happened. It's just such a shame

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My profile doesn't update, what's wrong !? Don't worry, it's happening to me too, and I am sure the wonderful (and dashingly handsome) staff are doing their best to try and fix it

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Have you ever eavesdropped? Were you sorry? I have, many times. Usually I am grateful because for me to go to the effort to eavesdrop, I have to be concerened in some way. Usually I find it helps explain a lot of things, and can be quite enlightening. However, I have also found it to be my dad having phone sex when I was 6. It doesn't always pay to be curious, you know

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If you were traveling around the world, what two people would you want as your companions? RFlagg and Satine. And could my friend Becky tag along too? She's only small.

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Do you actively raise money or awareness for a certain charity? Which one and why? The NSPCC (National Society fro Protection of Cruelty to Children). Unlike the title, it actually helps to protect children, not protect cruelty to children (whoever came up with that name needs a slap or something) http://www.nspcc.org.uk/ Why them? Just because they can be there and help kids that need someone to save them. I know there are thousands I could choose from, but it strikes a...

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Do you think that hallucinogens, give you a better prospective on life? From my experience, they only give a better perspective if you are fascinated by the inner most workings of a tea towel

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What country or state were you born in? and do you live in the same one now? I was born in 'Royal Ascot' (as posh as it sounds) and brought up in the sess pit of Wokingham, the most unbearably surburban middle class tw*t festival I have ever had the hell of living in. I now live in Portsmouth, where at least people are up each others backsides as it were, instead of their own

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If you where to write a message in a bottle what would you say? Bad luck guys, I've drunk this beer

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Can you name an instance where "y" is a vowel? Mysterious, type

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When you were 16 or 17 and had your first drink did you like it and where did you get it Now I sound like a drunkard... I was 3, and I downed a pint of guiness under my nan's chair. I loved it it seems. I drink a fair amount, and yes I do like it still. I get it from anywhere, friends, family, shops... peole don't care that much round here

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What is one thing you'll never hear Paris Hilton say? 'So, where do you say the lingerie section is? Do you have any of those Bridget Jones knickers, the big ones? I just feel I need a bit more support down there, you know what I mean?'

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What do you love to cook? Anything I can cook for anyone else but myself. That way they will eat it, realise what a terrible cook I am and feel pity for me, and after they have got over the food poisoning will cook for me

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I've been an AB member for 6 months today. Why does it seem like years? Why is AB time so much longer than meatspace time? Me and you both SB. I shall tell you why I reckon it is, and see if you agree. Right, think about the amount of times you make a new friend in a day. Really, in real life with all the distractions and stuff we have to do, making even 1 new friend a day is extremely rare. Yet on here, it's just a constant stream of new people. Also, think about the time you have spent on Answerbag....

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Is it acceptable to jump a queue for a toilet if you have diarrheoa? Well, if you have any arguments from the queue, just say 'look, it's either this or the floor, ok?'

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Ladies i need your help .what do i do to get back the love of my life ,we are on a break wright now and she is all i think about.we have been together since 12grade,havent treated her the best but i willspend rest of my life makeing it up 2her.pleasehelp What exactly do you mean by 'treated her the best?' It's hard to know what to tell you without some background. Feel free to email me (bored_as_mustard@hotmail.com) if you want to discuss it further, might be easier.

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When was the last time you wrote a hand written letter and mailed it with a postage stamp? Indeed I do, occassionally. It's just I end up seeing them before I post the letter, then have to rewrite.

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How would you describe your face in one word? Gaunt

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Thanks to Answerbag for getting me through yet another grey February day...anyone else feel the same? I am thanking answerbag for being there yet again to distract me, and yet another answerbagger (nevets) for helping me. It's basically the same as you, except we are now in March

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If i run for president would you vote for me? I can't, I am in a different country. But otherwise, why not?

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What do you know about clueless ned? Not that much, surprisingly, except that your avator hypnotizes me when I watch it

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If someone is second cousins with a second cousin of yours, are they related to you? Depends on if you count people being married into the family as actual family. Their second cousin could be a sibling or first cousin of yourself, in which yes, you are. However, if you do not count them as related if marriage doesn't count that way, then no.

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What are you thinking of right now? I'm hyperventilating, so I am thinking of how I am going to calm down

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Are you somebody's bitch? They like to think so, but I am not someone's 'bitch'

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How much do you think you can tell about an AB user just by looking at their questions and answers? What can you tell about me? I think what you can tell is very limited, because it is very hard to tell if someone is being 'themselves'. Its very easy to lie on a site. ANyway, it is relatively easy to gain an impression about people here, even if it isn't 100% accurate in real life. So far you have seen very nice, and a fellow bikini top loser, and I personally find you very pleasant, and hope you hang...

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Are all wommen the same ? i mean do you all think of the same things? Every human being on the face of this planet is different, including women. To think of them as one mass would be dangerous and silly quite frankyl. The catagory women only defines a persons sexual anatomy, not anything else

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Does anyone need a house built any time soon? Many people need houses built. Personally I don't.

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Is love possible between a 60-year old man and an 18-year old girl? 'Love knows no age' it's said. You can't control who you love really. It may be unlikely, and hard to see what they have in common etc. but yes, it can happen, and does too

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Should I remove my age from my profile? It seems like if I disagree with someone older then me, then they see my age and use it in a negative way in a debate. As a fellow person who has been subjected to this, I say no. Keep your age, its a part of you, you shouldn't have to hide it because people pick on you because of it. It gives them more power than they should get or deserve. To discriminate over age is pathetic and immature. Let them know that. I usually say 'geez, and I thought *I* was meant to be the young one'. People who do...

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Hypothetically, if Answerbag did introduce paid subscription to access all parts of the site, would you pay? If so, how much? But... but I have no money! I spend all my money on the God damn internet I pay for just to get on here. They get it all already! *sobs* please guys, please don't. I have nothing to pay! I'd have to go and do something else, like... work, or be a teenager or something! *hyperventilate* Carmella, are they actually doing that?

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Who is your favorite newbie here on AB? Thing is newbies are rising into our answerbag community so fast that they are barely newbies for long! Though I think someone should applaud anonymous, for always being there as it were. Anonymous's never get the applause they deserve (as it is so hard to pin point them). Also, I have just met Nikkita, who is rather nice so I want to say her. And funsince1982, AND... the list keeps going....

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Would you be willing to answer one question in every Answerbag category? I would be perfectly willing as I am with every question to answer it, just as long as I know the answer of course, else there would be no point

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This is to all you beautiful wommen out there? what do you expect out of your man ,what do you want more than anything? besides happines I wouldn't consider myself beautiful, inside or out, but I'll answer anyway. As women go, I don't want a lot, really. I would like no lies and reciprocation in feelings, and for me that is about it. I'm not an expectant or demanding sort of person. Really, as long as they are just genuine I am fine. And even if they are not and are upfront about it, I'm fine. I...

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Do you love your parents? I love more the idea of parents. I love my mum as well as the idea, but my dad... I more love the idea of a father than the actual one I got. That man does not make it easy to feel anything but absolute hatred for him

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When do u feel that you are in love? Everytime they are gone it feels as if my soul is ripped in two, and I never even believed in souls. Yeah, so I am even believing new things.

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Shall we dance, my dear? So, if we aren't dancing right now, then what ARE we doing...

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If you are an athiest why did you become one? Because of my lack of belief in any sort of religion, combined with my own personal experience and the fact it just makes more sense in my mind than any religious concept has ever offered

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You are in a tough situation. You think to yourself "What would (so and so) do?". Who is so and so for you? My mum, because if I don't do as she would do, she'd be the one to punish me for it. Plus she can be a very clever lady sometimes

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Are you an expert in any category? Indeed I am. Here is my list of new expertise: Aggressive dog behavior Angelina Jolie Answerbag users Apple iPod Atheism Celebrities A - H Christmas Crazy thoughts Depression Disney Education and learning Entertainment Fabrics Friends Hair styling Height Holidays Hunting Life and Society Making friends Men's fashion Movie stars and celebrities...

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So how are you today? I am frustrated and in a lot of pain. Ab is working incredibly slow, hence the frustration. My arms and legs are swollen and throbbing, hence the pain in abundance. I am also painfully tired. But apart from that, I am just dandy thankyou

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What is in your garage? Nothing, I don't have one. But when I did, my dad was in it all the time. I bet he's in his now. God knows what he keeps in there, and to be honest I don't want to know

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Would you care if you were fat or skinny or wouldnt care at all? Only if I was an extreme of either. What I wouldn't give to be what I was before, with the average weight thing. SLightly chubby, but healthy and happy.

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I'm the category expert for Dating Firsts, yet I've never been on one. I'm the CE for Hair maintenence and I haven't had a haircut for three years. I'm the CE for shaving, and I lack the capacity to grow facial hair. Can somebody please explain? Don't worry TP, it just seems that whatever answers you have given in those catagories have been rated high. I feel the pain. I am an expert in: Aggressive dog behavior, and I don't own a dog, let alone an aggressive one. Angelina Jolie, and I am pretty sure I don't own her either, though I'd better check the kitchen cupboards Apple iPod, when I am strictly only...

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Are your parents "some of the best parents in the world"? My mum is yes, my dad no. My mum tried at least. My dad just gave up. I couldn't of asked more of her then to try

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What is the name of flowers for the following countries, England, nothen Ireland, wales and scotland? even a link will be fine in which il be able to fnd the flowers for each country like dafadils are for wales. England- the rose Northern Ireland- the Shamrock Scotland-Thistle Wales-Daffodil

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How often do you get a complete medical check-up? I never have them. Terrible, I know, but I don't like them. I am in there enough for them to check me over gradually in small doses throughout the year instead

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Does anybody love you? On my last count 3 people love me.

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Imagine you're eating one of your favourite foods right now...salty, sweet, neither? Sweet... mmm, bourbon creams

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What is the worst CD you have ever bought? I didn't buy it, it was given to me, but the worst CD I have ever had the misfortune of owning is called 'Jump 5', a calabiration of child christian rock. It's torture

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Does james cameron suck? I'm sure he has sucked many things, lollipops, ice polls, a papercut...

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At the scariest point in your life were you scared for yourself or for somebody else? Myself. But I was kind of alone in that, and I bit preoccupied in my fear to even consider anyone else

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Anyone notice that some people just like answering the questions that "certain people" (there favorite people)ask more than others (just random people)? Sometimes I see that. Sometimes I think that it's be chance, other times just because they can answer so many it seems. I don't know about most people, but I don't even look at who asked the question before I answer it. But remember, who cares what everyone else is doing? The important thing is YOU are not doing it

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Did you gain or lose Expert status in any categories with today's update? I have gained by the looks of it Aggressive dog behavior Angelina Jolie Answerbag users Apple iPod Atheism Celebrities A - H Christmas Crazy thoughts Depression Disney Education and learning Entertainment Fabrics Friends Hair styling Height Holidays Hunting Life and Society Making friends Men's fashion Movie stars and celebrities Movies MP3...

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Do you have looks that kill? Only in the same degree of Frankenstein's

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What is your star sign? (chinese as well) I am Capricorn (possibly the world's most boring star sign as far as I am concerned). I don't know why, but I have a feelieng we have rather a few Virgos

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Who do you think is the weirdest answerbagger? I think we are all odd in our own right, and I would not want to put anyone down by saying they are anything as dull as 'normal' or 'sane'. I just couldn't pick one

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Who is Richard Simmons? Considered a rather prominant 'weight loss guru' after losing 3,000,000 pounds over a stretch of 30 years, Richard Simmons has been torturing our screens for many years with his weight loss programs. A rather disturbing amount of people actually find him witty and motivating, whilst others would just rather paddle him with a large shoe. He appears to of become yet another American...

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What is a Different.? Not identical to something else, varying, dissimilar to other things

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What is a Gay Heterosexual? 1. A happy, joyful, merry or lively heterosexual 2. An oxymoron, combining homosexuality and heterosexuality. Commonly used by people when attempting to insult some but do not have an efficient enough brain to come up with a decent insult. This often coincides with classics such as 'gay homophobe' etc.

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