http://www.answerbag.com/profile/720755 New Answerbag answers from Anonymous Wed, 30 May 2012 05:33:02 -0700 Wed, 30 May 2012 05:33:02 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825354 I just opened a bag of Trix cereal and it exploded all over the place. What was the last bag that you opened explosively?<br /><br />Your mom. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:40:13 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825354 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825353 If you know you have the house to yourself and nobody is going to disturb you for the rest of the day, what do you do with your free time?<br /><br />Sleep. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:39:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825353 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825352 Who do you know has held the longest grudge? How and when did this start, and why does this grudge not rest to this day?<br /><br />God has been pissed at Cain for a long time. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:39:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825352 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825344 If you tell a girl that you will wait for her and she tells you "its up to you if you wanna wait"... does that mean she wants me to wait, shes just not really saying it, does it mean she doesnt really care, she already knows i wnna wait for her.<br /><br />She&#039;s playing mind games and doesn&#039;t want to take responsibility for the direction the relationship will go. It&#039;s passive aggressive and an indication of more bullshit down the line. You&#039;ll see. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:38:59 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825344 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825329 Hi guys i just want to know especially with you girls what does that means when a girl that have been asking out said that she doesnt yet know what she will be doing bext week but she will you know later?<br /><br />It means she isn&#039;t interested: leave her alone. She will &quot;let you know later&quot; means: leave her alone. So I would guess you should leave her alone. I&#039;m just saying. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:36:32 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825329 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825318 My boy friend is bi-sexual and has been with guys. I've known this since the start from a mutual friend, but he doesn't know that I know, and hasn't told me yet. Should I bring it up or let him tell me in his own time?<br /><br />It&#039;s up to you. Bring home a dick and see if he wants to share it with you. I&#039;m not even kidding. A couple can really bond over a shared penis. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:35:37 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825318 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825303 I know this guy he said he hasn't had his period in yet and its been a WHOLE MONTH. Is he pregnat. (or should i tell him to STFU)<br /><br />omg assbabies :O Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:34:27 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825303 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825280 How does one create healthy boundaries with a really whiny and difficult person who wont shut up?<br /><br />A dick in the mouth. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:31:48 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825280 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825267 What is the difference between a soup and a chowder?<br /><br />Semen. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:30:11 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825267 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825237 What is an easy painless way to get rid of face acne?<br /><br />Wash your damn face. Nobody wants to see that crap. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:28:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825237 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825227 Is there an easy, painless way to get rid of too many clothes, shoes, purses, scarfs, jewelry, etc. that I absolutely love?<br /><br />Fire. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:27:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825227 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825222 What is an easy way to get rid of love handles?<br /><br />Public shame and the cries of frightened children. Stop eating so damn much, fattie. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:27:18 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825222 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825213 When I go running I end up with lots of phlegm/salivia in my throat and get a runny nose. The fluid in the throat makes it difficult for me to breathe and I have to cough a lot. Why does this happen? Is it a sign that I am unfit or something else?<br /><br />Stop thinking about dick? Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:26:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825213 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825205 Whenever I run a lot my uterus begins the contract. Why does this happen?<br /><br />omg girl u got cramps. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:25:49 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825205 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825197 What would be a good exercise regimen for a 45 year old man who is about 30 pounds over his ideal weight?<br /><br />Jerk furiously. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:25:13 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4825197 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824505 Why is incest illegal?<br /><br />It makes babies retarded. Come on, this isn&#039;t a secret. Everybody knows this. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 20:08:15 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824505 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824496 I have a very disrespectful 19 year old stepson who hates me for no reason. He cusses both his father and I out and will not talk it out with us. I really need some help.<br /><br />You&#039;re not my Mom. You&#039;re not my -real- Mom. I don&#039;t have to do what you say. I hate you. I hate all of you. etc. etc. He&#039;s a teenager. All teenagers are assholes. Be strong and give him five more years to grow up. Remember that you&#039;re the adult in the... Sun, 07 Dec 2008 20:07:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824496 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824464 I need help to find websites that will help with my past. I have been molested and sodomized by my father for 9 years, and by my brother and his friend.<br /><br />Contact the police, Google search for help with abuse related issues, and keep your ass away from their penises. You don&#039;t have to give them your asshole anymore. It&#039;s -yours- not theirs, reclaim your anus. Good luck. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 20:04:00 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824464 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824449 Can anyone help my research student with academic papers or references which deal with the psychological drives behind cuckoldry and candaulism?<br /><br />This is hardly a credible source for research. Nice try. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 20:01:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824449 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824443 Does anyone else think hard core porn is disgusting?<br /><br />No. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 20:00:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824443 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824442 My wife wants to have sex with a guy at her work and i'm totally into it do you think thats weird?<br /><br />It doesn&#039;t matter what we think. She wants to. You want to. If the work guy wants to. Then who cares. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 20:00:21 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824442 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824425 What is group sex and threesomes? Are they worth it? How do they work?<br /><br />Group sex is sex with a group of people. Threesomes is sex with three people. It&#039;s worth it if you are into it. They work the same as sex with two people, just with sometimes more cocks/fingers/tongues and places to put them. I mean, this really isn&#039;t that complicated. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:58:07 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824425 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824415 My girlfriend has a sex tape from a past relationship and she doesn't know I've seen it. I've watched it several times and have begun to realize that I get really turned on seeing her with another guy. Should I tell her?<br /><br />No, don&#039;t tell her, are you crazy? Why would you do that? But! What you can do is tell her that you are interested in the idea of seeing her with another guy. She might be willing, too. She might pull out the tape and then oh, gee what&#039;s this. She might want to just keep it... Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:56:36 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824415 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824382 After 1 1/2 of Being in a serious relationship with my gf, she was still having sex with another man and seeing him. Since this has happened I have had a very tough time trusting her. I do not know what to do?<br /><br />Join her and make it a threesome. Then everybody is happy. Dump her and both of you find other people. Then everybody is happy. Stop being insecure and make a decision. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:52:18 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824382 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824363 DID EASY E DIE FROM AIDS<br /><br />NO HE DIED FROM CAPITALIZATION OH GOD NO WAIT Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:50:03 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824363 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824356 Has anybody been able to draw a pair of decent boobs with an etch a sketch<br /><br />Only square robot boobs :[ Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:49:01 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824356 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824346 I want to learn how to talk dirty.<br /><br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_dirty_words It&#039;s not rocket science. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:48:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824346 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824331 Do any girls want to share nudes?not a perv just prefer real girls not fake porn stars.<br /><br />No. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:46:15 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824331 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824305 Has anyone ever brown-dicked an acrobat in an antique bathtub? I recently woke to find myself inexplicably sodomizing a circus performer in shallow tepid water in a dirty bathroom.<br /><br />No, and I would suggest you get checked for circus herpes. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:44:02 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824305 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824245 I'm new to sex, whenever I'm on top my boyfriend seems not too impressed, is there anything i can do to make him enjoy himself more?<br /><br />If you&#039;re trying too hard, that&#039;s a red flag. Some men love a woman on top. You could also ask him what his favorite position is. It&#039;s not complicated. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:37:00 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824245 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824205 Why do some people assume I chose to be a transsexual?<br /><br />Because most people don&#039;t understand many of the basic fundamentals of human biology. Ignorance. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:32:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824205 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824192 Why do some people seem to think it's their business to out me as a transsexual to those who don't know?<br /><br />Dunno. But you out yourself here to people who wouldn&#039;t otherwise know, sooo... That&#039;s how I found ya, searching for &quot;ftm&quot; :) By the way, Hi. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:30:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824192 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824153 What is a good position for anal if the catcher is a virgin to it? The other partner prefers to not use "standard position", and nothing bed-like available. (I can't believe I have to ask this... I hate my fandom.)<br /><br />Whoever is going to get fucked should be on top and fully in control of the initial penetration. It doesn&#039;t matter what kind of roles you two usually take, and when the ass has relaxed, opened up and everything is moving fine, -then- you can pull out and do whatever feels right in any... Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:25:58 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824153 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824036 When you have run out of Questions, Answers, and Comments...what do you do?<br /><br />Go outside. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:11:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4824036 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823961 What is BDSM?<br /><br />Bible Discussion and Study Meetings. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:00:36 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823961 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823952 Whats the best sex?<br /><br />The kind you can actually have. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:59:39 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823952 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823947 Are there any BDSM or Fetish clubs out there in US?<br /><br />No, none at all. Ever. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:59:08 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823947 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823942 My wife wants me to tie her up in bed and i was wondering what was allowed and fun<br /><br />Rough. Penetrative. Anal. Sex. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:58:13 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823942 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823922 Is there anyway i can feel an oral on my own?? i love the feeling and i want it on my own! :)<br /><br />Get a dog. They never quit. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:55:52 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823922 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823908 How do I get a guy to give me oral sex without having to give him any?<br /><br />Stop being a selfish cunt, literally. It&#039;s just a penis, put it in your mouth. That&#039;s only fair. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:54:14 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823908 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823894 My g/f says she loves giving me oral but gets nervous when I am going to come in her mouth because it makes her gag. Any suggestions?<br /><br />So don&#039;t cum in her mouth. It&#039;s not complicated: 1. Pull out. 2. Aim for the forehead. 3. Pray to God in thanks for your willing mouth to fuck. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:53:01 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823894 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823877 How can I limit gagging during deep throat oral sex?<br /><br />Crying helps. I&#039;m not even kidding. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:50:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823877 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823867 If you and me were dating and we got to the part of having sex and i told you that i had pearly penile papules on my penis and explained about it ,how would you react and would you still have sex with me?<br /><br />&quot;and explained about it&quot; This means what, exactly? Because right now I&#039;m thinking HPV or any number of other diseases that I would not want to catch. In other words, no. But I would respect your honesty and hook you up with somebody I didn&#039;t like personally. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:49:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823867 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823832 My boyfriend likes to get rough when having sex but I have had surgery on my chest and he likes to hit me in the breast and nipples and on the sides of my legs and likes to spank me but he does it until it hurts why does this turn men on when they hit<br /><br />You are recovering from surgery. If he is hitting you, he does not respect that. It&#039;s just that simple. This means, that he does not care about your well-being. This is not that complicated. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:45:34 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823832 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823817 My boyfriend just recently went to another country to visit a woman he met on a roleplaying game.. she told him her husband and her werent having sex, and he went to help them move. Why do I feel like thats not the reason he went?<br /><br />He is either fucking her ass, or her mouth, right now as you ponder this question. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:43:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823817 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823803 My girlfriend of 1 year told me last night that she did some stuff with another guy a week after we become official, she didnt have sex but she may as well have to me. Can she be trusted? Am I fooling myself staying with her?<br /><br />You tell her it&#039;s hot. You join her next time. You take turns with her between you. You stop being insecure. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:42:14 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823803 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823788 If a 24 year old man apologizes during sex, is he unsure of what hes doing or just trying to be nice? We arent in relationship but i have known him for about a year. He never calls me after. what do i do?<br /><br />Herpes? Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:40:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823788 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823776 For the guys..why is it so important to avoid a relationship. Why do you need multiple sex partners?<br /><br />Because not every girl will do anal. It&#039;s really just that simple. Try and see how far he strays, then. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:39:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823776 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823763 How do I tell my best friend of the opposite sex I'm in love with him?<br /><br />It&#039;s called a blow job. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:38:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823763 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823758 Why does it hurt so much during sex after you havent had sex in a longtime<br /><br />Wrong hole? Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:37:36 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823758 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823743 IM LDS and i have had a boyfriend for two years he is lds too. we cant keep our hands off eachother and have the urge to have sex all the time when i did i felt horrible & loved it at the same time. but its bad to do before you married. what should i do?<br /><br />Anal. Sex. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:36:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823743 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823740 My boyfriend of two years raped me in my anus. How should I feel?<br /><br />Anally raped. What are you going to do about it? You have many options. We can&#039;t decide for you. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:36:03 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823740 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823715 I am a straight guy. I have a girlfriend, I LOVE having things being shoved up my anus because it touches my prostate. I don't think this is weird but I'm just wondering your guys opinion. She puts the dildo in a strap on and does me<br /><br />I doesn&#039;t matter what we think. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:33:14 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823715 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823691 Men: what would you say to a woman who wanted to penetrate your anus with a strap-on?<br /><br />I would agree to sodomy as long as I get to ream her ass too, that&#039;s only fair. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:30:56 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823691 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823681 How much room is there inside the anus for performing anal sex? lenght and girth i mean<br /><br />Enough room for anything you&#039;ve got. Everybody starts from different specifications, but use your fingers and tongue; if you take your time anything will fit just fine. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:29:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823681 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823654 Do women love to have their anus tickled while having doggy style sex<br /><br />I cannot speak for women, but every girlfriend I&#039;ve fucked from behind has responded positively to a thumb up her as at the same time. So for some women, yes. Try it and find out, just be nice about it. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:26:45 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4823654 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4822037 I would like my wife to try double penetration with a well hung male friend of mine, but she is frankly nervous about anal sex with him and vaginal sex with me at the same time, because of his size. Is there anything I can do to reassure her?<br /><br />Turn the lights off. The sight of his penis will terrify her. Also, use your fingers and tongue on her anus for a long, long, long time. She will relax, and it will fit just fine. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 15:18:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4822037 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4822009 I am a male I have never had sex with a woman i am not gay i am big on absontence i reciently explored anal penetration with a vibrator and it was great am i still a virgin is it ok for me to enjoy this.<br /><br />You are gay. It&#039;s okay, find a dick and put it in your ass. It will be just what you need. God bless. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 15:16:40 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4822009 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821969 Ok can anyone tell me how do i go for the kiss wen watching a film in her house?do i wait till after?and how shld i go about doing ti without it seaming unexpected?<br /><br />Kiss her before you grab her boob, but after you hold her hand. Words of wisdom. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 15:11:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821969 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821962 How can I be more social and outgoing? It's hard for me to think of stuff to talk about with people sometimes.<br /><br />Brag about your sexual prowess. I&#039;m not even kidding. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 15:11:07 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821962 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821891 Is it okay that me and my boyfriend have rape fantasies even though I've been raped?<br /><br />There is nothing wrong with fantasies. There is nothing wrong with sexual acts between consenting adults. And if you love each other, it&#039;s even more okay. Have fun. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 15:02:40 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821891 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821872 Is there a way or any techinque to lessin the pain of anal sex. FYI, looking for the ladies answers, sorry guys. Maybe a position or something like that, that I could have my wife try to make it less painfull for her?<br /><br />Use your fingers and your tongue. A lot. Stop thinking with your dick. Her anus will accept anything with enough love and attention. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 15:00:22 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821872 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821855 My girlfriend has this fantasy; she wants me to pretend rape her. Now, I'm all for it because we trust each other, but I don't know the first thing about how I would do that. Has anyone done this before?<br /><br />Anal. Rape. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 14:59:05 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821855 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821844 What do you think of the father who avenged the rape of his 8 year old daughter by sodomizing his 18 year old stepson?<br /><br />It&#039;s misplaced. Anal rape happens hourly in the American penal system. The courts will ensure regular rigorous sodomy, the father does not need to get involved. Of course, the real reason this might happen is because the father simply needed a reason to sodomize his child;... Sun, 07 Dec 2008 14:58:10 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821844 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821785 In the state of Georgia a 34 year old male has sex with a 17 year old female is that considered a type of rape?<br /><br />Yes, the man will be incarcerated and anally raped. This is as certain as sunrise. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 14:53:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821785 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821742 Wife is tired of having anal sex. how can i get her to like anal sex again?help help<br /><br />Use your tongue and fingers. Stop being a selfish dick. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 14:49:25 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821742 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821729 How i can pleased my wife to have anal sex?<br /><br />Beg. Then cry. I&#039;m not even kidding. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 14:48:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821729 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821720 What is the best anal lube?<br /><br />Love. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 14:47:40 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821720 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821702 Are some hetero boys have anal sex with other boys just because their girl don't like it?<br /><br />Yes, but these boys are gay. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 14:45:54 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821702 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821695 Why do people have anal sex?<br /><br />It is the surest proof of love between two people. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 14:45:14 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821695 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821637 I heard it many times, is it true that if a male go to jail he will get raped by inmates using anal sex?<br /><br />Yes. Often. You should bring diapers. Sun, 07 Dec 2008 14:38:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/4821637