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Answer to:
I just opened a bag of Trix cereal and it exploded all over the place. What was the last bag that you opened explosively?
Your mom.
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If you know you have the house to yourself and nobody is going to disturb you for the rest of the day, what do you do with your free time?
Sleep.
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Who do you know has held the longest grudge? How and when did this start, and why does this grudge not rest to this day?
God has been pissed at Cain for a long time.
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If you tell a girl that you will wait for her and she tells you "its up to you if you wanna wait"... does that mean she wants me to wait, shes just not really saying it, does it mean she doesnt really care, she already knows i wnna wait for her.
She's playing mind games and doesn't want to
take responsibility for the direction the relationship
will go. It's passive aggressive and an indication
of more bullshit down the line. You'll see.
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Hi guys i just want to know especially with you girls what does that means when a girl that have been asking out said that she doesnt yet know what she will be doing bext week but she will you know later?
It means she isn't interested: leave her alone.
She will "let you know later" means: leave her alone.
So I would guess you should leave her alone.
I'm just saying.
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My boy friend is bi-sexual and has been with guys. I've known this since the start from a mutual friend, but he doesn't know that I know, and hasn't told me yet. Should I bring it up or let him tell me in his own time?
It's up to you.
Bring home a dick and see if he wants to
share it with you. I'm not even kidding.
A couple can really bond over a shared penis.
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I know this guy he said he hasn't had his period in yet and its been a WHOLE MONTH. Is he pregnat. (or should i tell him to STFU)
omg assbabies :O
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How does one create healthy boundaries with a really whiny and difficult person who wont shut up?
A dick in the mouth.
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What is the difference between a soup and a chowder?
Semen.
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What is an easy painless way to get rid of face acne?
Wash your damn face.
Nobody wants to see that crap.
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Is there an easy, painless way to get rid of too many clothes, shoes, purses, scarfs, jewelry, etc. that I absolutely love?
Fire.
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What is an easy way to get rid of love handles?
Public shame and the cries of frightened children.
Stop eating so damn much, fattie.
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When I go running I end up with lots of phlegm/salivia in my throat and get a runny nose. The fluid in the throat makes it difficult for me to breathe and I have to cough a lot. Why does this happen? Is it a sign that I am unfit or something else?
Stop thinking about dick?
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Whenever I run a lot my uterus begins the contract. Why does this happen?
omg girl u got cramps.
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What would be a good exercise regimen for a 45 year old man who is about 30 pounds over his ideal weight?
Jerk furiously.
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Why is incest illegal?
It makes babies retarded.
Come on, this isn't a secret.
Everybody knows this.
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I have a very disrespectful 19 year old stepson who hates me for no reason. He cusses both his father and I out and will not talk it out with us. I really need some help.
You're not my Mom.
You're not my -real- Mom.
I don't have to do what you say.
I hate you.
I hate all of you.
etc. etc.
He's a teenager.
All teenagers are assholes.
Be strong and give him five more years to grow up.
Remember that you're the adult in the situation.
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I need help to find websites that will help with my past. I have been molested and sodomized by my father for 9 years, and by my brother and his friend.
Contact the police, Google search for help with abuse
related issues, and keep your ass away from their
penises.
You don't have to give them your asshole anymore.
It's -yours- not theirs, reclaim your anus.
Good luck.
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Can anyone help my research student with academic papers or references which deal with the psychological drives behind cuckoldry and candaulism?
This is hardly a credible source for research.
Nice try.
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Does anyone else think hard core porn is disgusting?
No.
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My wife wants to have sex with a guy at her work and i'm totally into it do you think thats weird?
It doesn't matter what we think.
She wants to. You want to.
If the work guy wants to.
Then who cares.
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What is group sex and threesomes?
Are they worth it?
How do they work?
Group sex is sex with a group of people.
Threesomes is sex with three people.
It's worth it if you are into it.
They work the same as sex with two people,
just with sometimes more cocks/fingers/tongues
and places to put them.
I mean, this really isn't that complicated.
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My girlfriend has a sex tape from a past relationship and she doesn't know I've seen it. I've watched it several times and have begun to realize that I get really turned on seeing her with another guy. Should I tell her?
No, don't tell her, are you crazy? Why would you do that?
But! What you can do is tell her that you are
interested in the idea of seeing her with another guy.
She might be willing, too.
She might pull out the tape and then oh, gee what's this.
She might want to just keep it fantasy and so you
two talk about it during sex, I dunno. But start
the conversation about...
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After 1 1/2 of Being in a serious relationship with my gf, she was still having sex with another man and seeing him. Since this has happened I have had a very tough time trusting her. I do not know what to do?
Join her and make it a threesome.
Then everybody is happy.
Dump her and both of you find other people.
Then everybody is happy.
Stop being insecure and make a decision.
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DID EASY E DIE FROM AIDS
NO HE DIED FROM CAPITALIZATION
OH GOD NO WAIT
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Has anybody been able to draw a pair of decent boobs with an etch a sketch
Only square robot boobs :[
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I want to learn how to talk dirty.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_dirty_words
It's not rocket science.
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Do any girls want to share nudes?not a perv just prefer real girls not fake porn stars.
No.
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Has anyone ever brown-dicked an acrobat in an antique bathtub?
I recently woke to find myself inexplicably sodomizing a circus performer in shallow tepid water in a dirty bathroom.
No, and I would suggest you get checked for circus herpes.
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I'm new to sex, whenever I'm on top my boyfriend seems not too impressed, is there anything i can do to make him enjoy himself more?
If you're trying too hard, that's a red flag.
Some men love a woman on top.
You could also ask him what his favorite position is.
It's not complicated.
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Why do some people assume I chose to be a transsexual?
Because most people don't understand many of the basic
fundamentals of human biology.
Ignorance.
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Why do some people seem to think it's their business to out me as a transsexual to those who don't know?
Dunno.
But you out yourself here to people who wouldn't
otherwise know, sooo...
That's how I found ya, searching for "ftm" :)
By the way, Hi.
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What is a good position for anal if the catcher is a virgin to it? The other partner prefers to not use "standard position", and nothing bed-like available. (I can't believe I have to ask this... I hate my fandom.)
Whoever is going to get fucked should be on top
and fully in control of the initial penetration.
It doesn't matter what kind of roles you two usually
take, and when the ass has relaxed, opened up and
everything is moving fine, -then- you can pull out
and do whatever feels right in any other position.
But at first, for the first time, let the asshole
do its thing and lay back to...
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When you have run out of Questions, Answers, and Comments...what do you do?
Go outside.
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What is BDSM?
Bible Discussion and Study Meetings.
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Whats the best sex?
The kind you can actually have.
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Are there any BDSM or Fetish clubs out there in US?
No, none at all. Ever.
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My wife wants me to tie her up in bed and i was wondering what was allowed and fun
Rough. Penetrative. Anal. Sex.
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Is there anyway i can feel an oral on my own?? i love the feeling and i want it on my own! :)
Get a dog.
They never quit.
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How do I get a guy to give me oral sex without having to give him any?
Stop being a selfish cunt, literally.
It's just a penis, put it in your mouth.
That's only fair.
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My g/f says she loves giving me oral but gets nervous when I am going to come in her mouth because it makes her gag. Any suggestions?
So don't cum in her mouth. It's not complicated:
1. Pull out.
2. Aim for the forehead.
3. Pray to God in thanks for your willing mouth to fuck.
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How can I limit gagging during deep throat oral sex?
Crying helps.
I'm not even kidding.
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If you and me were dating and we got to the part of having sex and i told you that i had pearly penile papules on my penis and explained about it ,how would you react and would you still have sex with me?
"and explained about it"
This means what, exactly?
Because right now I'm thinking HPV or any number of
other diseases that I would not want to catch.
In other words, no.
But I would respect your honesty and hook you up with
somebody I didn't like personally.
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My boyfriend likes to get rough when having sex but I have had surgery on my chest and he likes to hit me in the breast and nipples and on the sides of my legs and likes to spank me but he does it until it hurts why does this turn men on when they hit
You are recovering from surgery.
If he is hitting you, he does not respect that.
It's just that simple.
This means, that he does not care about your
well-being. This is not that complicated.
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My boyfriend just recently went to another country to visit a woman he met on a roleplaying game.. she told him her husband and her werent having sex, and he went to help them move. Why do I feel like thats not the reason he went?
He is either fucking her ass, or her mouth, right now as you ponder this question.
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My girlfriend of 1 year told me last night that she did some stuff with another guy a week after we become official, she didnt have sex but she may as well have to me. Can she be trusted? Am I fooling myself staying with her?
You tell her it's hot.
You join her next time.
You take turns with her between you.
You stop being insecure.
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For the guys..why is it so important to avoid a relationship. Why do you need multiple sex partners?
Because not every girl will do anal.
It's really just that simple.
Try and see how far he strays, then.
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How do I tell my best friend of the opposite sex I'm in love with him?
It's called a blow job.
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Why does it hurt so much during sex after you havent had sex in a longtime
Wrong hole?
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My boyfriend of two years raped me in my anus. How should I feel?
Anally raped.
What are you going to do about it?
You have many options. We can't decide for you.
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I am a straight guy. I have a girlfriend, I LOVE having things being shoved up my anus because it touches my prostate. I don't think this is weird but I'm just wondering your guys opinion. She puts the dildo in a strap on and does me
I doesn't matter what we think.
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Men: what would you say to a woman who wanted to penetrate your anus with a strap-on?
I would agree to sodomy as long as I get to ream her
ass too, that's only fair.
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How much room is there inside the anus for performing anal sex? lenght and girth i mean
Enough room for anything you've got.
Everybody starts from different specifications, but
use your fingers and tongue; if you take your time
anything will fit just fine.
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Do women love to have their anus tickled while having doggy style sex
I cannot speak for women, but every girlfriend I've
fucked from behind has responded positively to a thumb
up her as at the same time.
So for some women, yes. Try it and find out, just be
nice about it.
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I would like my wife to try double penetration with a well hung male friend of mine, but she is frankly nervous about anal sex with him and vaginal sex with me at the same time, because of his size. Is there anything I can do to reassure her?
Turn the lights off. The sight of his penis will
terrify her.
Also, use your fingers and tongue on her anus for
a long, long, long time.
She will relax, and it will fit just fine.
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I am a male I have never had sex with a woman i am not gay i am big on absontence i reciently explored anal penetration with a vibrator and it was great am i still a virgin is it ok for me to enjoy this.
You are gay. It's okay, find a dick and
put it in your ass. It will be just what
you need. God bless.
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Ok can anyone tell me how do i go for the kiss wen watching a film in her house?do i wait till after?and how shld i go about doing ti without it seaming unexpected?
Kiss her before you grab her boob,
but after you hold her hand.
Words of wisdom.
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How can I be more social and outgoing? It's hard for me to think of stuff to talk about with people sometimes.
Brag about your sexual prowess.
I'm not even kidding.
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Is it okay that me and my boyfriend have rape fantasies even though I've been raped?
There is nothing wrong with fantasies.
There is nothing wrong with sexual acts between
consenting adults. And if you love each other,
it's even more okay.
Have fun.
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Is there a way or any techinque to lessin the pain of anal sex. FYI, looking for the ladies answers, sorry guys. Maybe a position or something like that, that I could have my wife try to make it less painfull for her?
Use your fingers and your tongue. A lot.
Stop thinking with your dick.
Her anus will accept anything with enough love and attention.
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What do you think of the father who avenged the rape of his 8 year old daughter by sodomizing his 18 year old stepson?
It's misplaced. Anal rape happens hourly in the
American penal system. The courts will ensure regular
rigorous sodomy, the father does not need to get
involved.
Of course, the real reason this might happen is because
the father simply needed a reason to sodomize his
child; children learn it from somewhere.
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In the state of Georgia a 34 year old male has sex with a 17 year old female is that considered a type of rape?
Yes, the man will be incarcerated and anally raped.
This is as certain as sunrise.
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Wife is tired of having anal sex. how can i get her to like anal sex again?help help
Use your tongue and fingers.
Stop being a selfish dick.
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How i can pleased my wife to have anal sex?
Beg. Then cry.
I'm not even kidding.
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What is the best anal lube?
Love.
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Are some hetero boys have anal sex with other boys just because their girl don't like it?
Yes, but these boys are gay.
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Why do people have anal sex?
It is the surest proof of love between two people.
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I heard it many times, is it true that if a male go to jail he will get raped by inmates using anal sex?
Yes. Often. You should bring diapers.
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