Answerbag: Briana83's answers

Answer to If smoking is bad for yur health; how come it "cures" kippers?

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 21:12:33 -0700

If smoking is bad for yur health; how come it "cures" kippers?

Haha. Words with more than one meaning.

Answer to What is something that it NOT very fun to do naked?

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 21:04:29 -0700

What is something that it NOT very fun to do naked?

Slide down a metal playground slide that has been sitting in the hot summer sun in Louisiana.

Answer to How would you finish the follwing rhyme? Ish Kabibble drove a padiddle down the middle of Uijeongbu

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 20:59:15 -0700

How would you finish the follwing rhyme? Ish Kabibble drove a padiddle down the middle of Uijeongbu

He met a lady Named Sadie O'Grady Who curtsied and said "how do you do?"

Answer to If Numbers and Letters got in a fight, who would win? Place your bets.

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 20:40:51 -0700

If Numbers and Letters got in a fight, who would win? Place your bets.

Numbers. Even reduced to binary, numbers can stretch infinitely in either direction. Letters just stop. And there IS strength in NUMBERS, as mentioned previously.

Answer to Can I please have a HUG , I feel a little sad and miss my children?

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 20:02:23 -0700

Can I please have a HUG , I feel a little sad and miss my children?

*pounces onto you* I am the hugger mugger! I jump out of nowhere and give BIG HUGS!

Answer to Do you prefer answering yes/no type questions or do you prefer answering questions where you quantify your answer? BTW this was a yes/no type question.

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 20:00:11 -0700

Do you prefer answering yes/no type questions or do you prefer answering questions where you quantify your answer? BTW this was a yes/no type question.

yes.

Answer to Is 'Lovie' the worse name for a football coach?

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:59:24 -0700

Is 'Lovie' the worse name for a football coach?

It's better than Lose-ey.

Answer to If the good witch is named Glenda, is the wicked witch named Wenda?

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 14:34:30 -0700

If the good witch is named Glenda, is the wicked witch named Wenda?

If good is Glenda, wouldn't wicked be Wlenda? It isn't glood, after all. I guess that's pronounced like "Wallenda."

Answer to M.A.H.J.K.E.V.R.D. What does it stand for?

Sun, 06 May 2007 18:51:17 -0700

M.A.H.J.K.E.V.R.D. What does it stand for?

Mad at him, Julie kicked Elmer's very red nuts.

Answer to Who would like to read something important and rather special that includes themselves? (and if so, look at my answer to this question)

Mon, 23 Apr 2007 06:52:52 -0700

Who would like to read something important and rather special that includes themselves? (and if so, look at my answer to this question)

The points are just for fun. It's not like you get anything for having them. They are not currency or anything. If they were, THAT would really be something!

Answer to Does it take faith to be an atheist?

Mon, 23 Apr 2007 06:49:40 -0700

Does it take faith to be an atheist?

Yes, of course, faith that there is no creator, for sure. Otherwise you're an agnostic.

Answer to M.A.H.J.K.E.V.R.D. What does it stand for?

Mon, 23 Apr 2007 06:48:33 -0700

M.A.H.J.K.E.V.R.D. What does it stand for?

My Armenian housekeeper just kept each volume...Reader's Digest.

Answer to Be honest...Do you know how to ride a two-wheel bike?

Mon, 23 Apr 2007 06:39:38 -0700

Be honest...Do you know how to ride a two-wheel bike?

no, tried to learn, was too tippy. Later found out about severe scoliosis (would make me off-balance!) Even later, found out about Asperger's Syndrome. Affects coordination.

Answer to A stitch in time saves nine what?

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 21:29:16 -0700

A stitch in time saves nine what?

Other stitches. You back-stitch one to secure the other nine, so your stitching stays in place.

Answer to Can you solve the puzzle of the two knights? http://community.livejournal.com/mental_workout/17120.html

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 21:24:15 -0700

Can you solve the puzzle of the two knights? http://community.livejournal.com/mental_workout/17120.html

He uses the back of his paper, or just makes the other guy go first. Thus he says he must have the one without the dot.

Answer to Can anybody tell me the name of the guy that I currently like?

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 21:21:59 -0700

Can anybody tell me the name of the guy that I currently like?

I can hint at it. Who rowed the boat ashore, hallelujah? What is Madison County famous for?

Answer to The music stopped and she fell to her death. (What happened?)

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 20:59:19 -0700

The music stopped and she fell to her death. (What happened?)

The elevator broke.

Answer to If I want to make sixteen slices of toast, how many times do I need to reboot my computer?

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 20:51:28 -0700

If I want to make sixteen slices of toast, how many times do I need to reboot my computer?

Depends on how fast the processor in your toaster is.

Answer to If I want to make a quilt, how many patchwork nails do I need?

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 20:42:11 -0700

If I want to make a quilt, how many patchwork nails do I need?

Depends on the size of the quilt, and anyway, they are not absolutely necessary. You could use patchwork glue instead.

Answer to Where were you in 1984?

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 20:40:27 -0700

Where were you in 1984?

Midland, Michigan for the most part I know. I don't know if my parents ever took me out of town that year, as I turned 1 on the 25th of 1984.

Answer to M.A.H.J.K.E.V.R.D. What does it stand for?

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 20:38:30 -0700

M.A.H.J.K.E.V.R.D. What does it stand for?

Mars ants have jiggly knees every Venusian rocket day.

Answer to Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 20:29:48 -0700

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?

Initial Cap, Number, Seal, Timepiece, and Signature. (Manual from OLD software - The Print Shop (no not even deluxe!)

Answer to M.A.H.J.K.E.V.R.D. What does it stand for?

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 20:25:06 -0700

M.A.H.J.K.E.V.R.D. What does it stand for?

may a hungry jackal knock every voracious rodent down

Answer to Do you consider yourself rich?

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 13:55:25 -0700

Do you consider yourself rich?

Money-wise no. In other things sure. I have a loving family, two sweet dogs in the household, the ability to learn several things well (especially languages though!), a fair amount of talent for artwork, and somewhat for writing, too. So no, and yes.

Answer to What is the most ironic thing about Adolf Hitler? (my dad told me today and i think its weird but do you know?)

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 13:43:54 -0700

What is the most ironic thing about Adolf Hitler? (my dad told me today and i think its weird but do you know?)

Besides that, he only had one testicle. (An irony in saying that tough guys have BALLS ... plural)

Answer to How did you choose your Answerbag name (assuming its not actually your name, that is!)?

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 13:38:37 -0700

How did you choose your Answerbag name (assuming its not actually your name, that is!)?

My nickname is my first name and two-digit birth year. Boring isn't it?

Answer to Do you like dark chocolate?

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 13:34:23 -0700

Do you like dark chocolate?

YES!

Answer to What is the most dangerous thing you can do with a potato?

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 13:32:46 -0700

What is the most dangerous thing you can do with a potato?

Okay - you didn't say just the potato, so ... 1) Cut open the potato 2) Remove its insides 3) Fill it with plastic explosives 4) Cover it with some of the potato that you took out before 5) Top it nicely to look like a good baked potato! 6) Serve it to someone who will eat it (a poor...

Answer to How old were you when you learned how to use the computer?

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 13:22:13 -0700

How old were you when you learned how to use the computer?

started at about age 2 or 3. I would sit on my dad's lap and use a paint program (Paint'N'Print, on the TI/99-4A) Oh the memories!

Answer to Why is it that God has to be refered as a "he". Does this annoy anyone?

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 13:07:15 -0700

Why is it that God has to be refered as a "he". Does this annoy anyone?

Doesn't have to, but it is rather uncommon to not refer to god as a male. There are some feminist groups, but I think it may just make more sense since he put a baby in a virgin's womb, and a woman getting a woman pregnant just doesn't seem right!

Answer to Are you put off by films with subtitles?

Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:24:16 -0700

Are you put off by films with subtitles?

no - I rather enjoy them, especially if I am interested in the spoken language.

Answer to I went to my friends 16th b-day got totally pised and had a threesome with my two best mates what should i do i havnt spoken to them since?

Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:11:44 -0700

I went to my friends 16th b-day got totally pised and had a threesome with my two best mates what should i do i havnt spoken to them since?

remember - THEY did it too. You were not alone. If you want to still be friends, you will have to talk to them.

Answer to If someone offered you the chance to have a free nose job, would you do it?

Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:36:32 -0700

If someone offered you the chance to have a free nose job, would you do it?

Does it have to be on MY nose? I'll find someone who got injured or was born with a deformity to give this as free gift if not.

Answer to Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?

Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:29:51 -0700

Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?

It is also possible that if there are, that is where they get the extra virgins for extra-virgin olive oil.

Answer to If you could reorder the alphabet, in what order would you put the letters?

Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:28:20 -0700

If you could reorder the alphabet, in what order would you put the letters?

Re-order? I never ordered one in the first place! It probably costs too much to order the alphabet. j/k I think it is okay the way it is, but here is an idea: xqzyjwvk bonus flight cramped

Answer to What piece are you when you play Monopoly?

Sat, 14 Apr 2007 15:01:07 -0700

What piece are you when you play Monopoly?

What's "monoploy?" Anything like Monopoly? Seriously I haven't played in so long I've forgotten all the pieces, but the dog is cute.

Answer to Is there a online dating service for people with aspergers/austium in Canada esp for lesbian or bisexual people?

Sat, 14 Apr 2007 14:55:14 -0700

Is there a online dating service for people with aspergers/austium in Canada esp for lesbian or bisexual people?

Well, it's a worldwide site spun off from www.worngplanet.net , but you might try www.aspieaffection.com since all nations and all orientations are welcome.

Answer to Am I the only one working today?

Sat, 14 Apr 2007 14:36:10 -0700

Am I the only one working today?

I am fully functional.

Answer to Do legos eat eggos or is it the other way around?

Sat, 14 Apr 2007 14:33:34 -0700

Do legos eat eggos or is it the other way around?

Neither. Legos are a topping for eggos, hence the saying "Lego my Eggo." The noun has been "verbified," or turned into a verb, and is asking someone to put Legos on the Eggo.

Answer to Is it a good idea to store a toddler's stroller behind all my clothes in my wardrobe?

Sat, 14 Apr 2007 14:29:05 -0700

Is it a good idea to store a toddler's stroller behind all my clothes in my wardrobe?

You could, but if you need to access the stroller, I'd not do this. Otherwise just make sure it is thoroughly clean, does not have pieces jutting out that could tear clothes, and remove any remaining toddlers before storage.

Answer to Can anybody tell me the story of Jack and the Morphine Beanstalk?

Sat, 14 Apr 2007 14:21:12 -0700

Can anybody tell me the story of Jack and the Morphine Beanstalk?

Instead of cutting down the beanstalk, Jack injected it with morphine making it go limp, since morphine cause flaccid muscles. The giant fell because the beanstalk was no longer sturdy enough!

Answer to Did anybody ever try to feed fodder grain to President Johnson?

Sat, 14 Apr 2007 14:13:16 -0700

Did anybody ever try to feed fodder grain to President Johnson?

not recently, anyway.

Answer to If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do?

Sat, 14 Apr 2007 14:08:26 -0700

If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do?

minces words.

Answer to Who took the bite out of the apple computer logo?

Sat, 14 Apr 2007 14:03:13 -0700

Who took the bite out of the apple computer logo?

The farmer in the DELL.

Answer to Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?

Sat, 14 Apr 2007 13:58:23 -0700

Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?

If there are, are there many dead Muslims, since they say their heaven is full of virgins? (72 the usual number stated) They only get them after death though.

Answer to How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Sat, 14 Apr 2007 13:54:35 -0700

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

They put the sign where the deer habitually cross. They choose it by an algorithm that calculates deer sightings near certain locations, and that is where the sign is placed. Either that, or years of intense training.

Answer to You have one piece of bread. How do you turn it into a danish?

Sat, 14 Apr 2007 13:49:52 -0700

You have one piece of bread. How do you turn it into a danish?

Send it to Denmark.

Answer to What is the name of a nine-headed serpent found in a Florida national park?

Sat, 14 Apr 2007 13:47:14 -0700

What is the name of a nine-headed serpent found in a Florida national park?

Maybe it's Bob. or Frank. I think they are brothers.

Answer to Triangle are the strongest shapes that exists. How often do they work out?

Sat, 14 Apr 2007 13:45:02 -0700

Triangle are the strongest shapes that exists. How often do they work out?

Don't know, but I've heard they are always "scalene" mountains.

Answer to What is a good name for a dog?

Mon, 26 Mar 2007 16:01:54 -0700

What is a good name for a dog?

Deeohgee, or Diogi (looks Italian and not like you are just making it up), are cute IMO. Experts suggest a name that has multiple syllables and that ends in a vowel. It needs to not sound like any of the dog's commands.

Answer to I heard that in some countries you can not beat/spank your children, which are they?

Mon, 26 Mar 2007 15:47:16 -0700

I heard that in some countries you can not beat/spank your children, which are they?

Sweden is one.

Answer to Is it safe to take a sea cruise vacation? Are terrorists on the open ocean?

Sat, 01 Jul 2006 09:25:45 -0700

Is it safe to take a sea cruise vacation? Are terrorists on the open ocean?

Is it safe to leave your house? Is it safe to stay there? It's all relative. A terrorist could choose to strike anytime, anywhere. Bigger places are more likely. Of course they do often have to sneak up on the target, so a moving target is a bit less vulnerable, however, there would also be...

Answer to Is sign language used in other countries?

Tue, 27 Jun 2006 00:43:09 -0700

Is sign language used in other countries?

Yes, but differne tcountries have different versions. Some versions are similar to other ones, and some are completely different! Look here for a list of quite a few: http://library.gallaudet.edu/dr/faq-world-sl-country.html

Answer to What does raising one's middle finger mean?

Tue, 27 Jun 2006 00:35:54 -0700

What does raising one's middle finger mean?

In Japanese sign language (JSL) it is the sign for older brother.

Answer to Does hell actually Exist?if so give a reason why

Tue, 27 Jun 2006 00:13:22 -0700

Does hell actually Exist?if so give a reason why

Hell is a city name in Michigan, Norway, and the Cayman Islands. Two out of three of these regularly freeze over. Hell freezing over is not such a rare situation. Am I being cheeky? of course. Is this true? Absolutely!

Answer to How do I write a good question?

Tue, 27 Jun 2006 00:01:49 -0700

How do I write a good question?

Questions and answers must both adhere th the terms of use outlined on this site. A question must not be vulgar, and must be coherent.

Answer to I have some ugly scratches on the top of my metal silver laptop cover. Is there a way to clear them away?

Mon, 26 Jun 2006 23:57:02 -0700

I have some ugly scratches on the top of my metal silver laptop cover. Is there a way to clear them away?

I have no idea, but you can rub it with sandpaper and give the laptop a nice "brushed metal" finish look. Maybe products made for getting scratches off cars would work. I don't know.

Answer to DOES TYPING IN ALL-CAPS ANNOY OTHER ANSWERBAG USERS?

Mon, 26 Jun 2006 23:53:28 -0700

DOES TYPING IN ALL-CAPS ANNOY OTHER ANSWERBAG USERS?

It annoys me, and I know it can happen accidentally in chats and the like, but please, on a site like this, make sure your message is not in all capital letters before you submit it. It not only violate netiquette rules to type in all caps, it is difficult to read. Please understand that this...