Answerbag: Kornflapper's answers

Answer to If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 07:44:43 -0800

If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

A family tree.

Answer to If I go back in time and kill my great-great-great-grandfather, what will happen?

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 14:47:29 -0800

If I go back in time and kill my great-great-great-grandfather, what will happen?

That would depend on whether or not you killed him before or after he impregnated your grandmother.

Answer to Will 2007 be a bad year for the stock exchange.

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 14:42:17 -0800

Will 2007 be a bad year for the stock exchange.

I think we can safely say now that it was not nearly as bad as lat 2008 and early 2009

Answer to how can i make money as a 15 year old?

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 14:40:51 -0800

how can i make money as a 15 year old?

-Learn web design and start a business making webpages for local companies -Print up a flier and distribute it at your church: "Helping hands: Help with shopping, sweeping, stacking wood and chopping broccoli. -Grab a shovel and knock on some doors. Walks shoveled $5, driveways $15. -Start an...

Answer to How do I punish/ground my child for masturbating?

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 13:52:37 -0800

How do I punish/ground my child for masturbating?

Tell him he'll become just as sick and warped as you've become if he continues.

Answer to I'm worried.My father has been unemployed for over a year now.My mother is making only $400 a month.We almost lost our house a few months back.And we can't afford to buy groceries anymore.I'm so scared when I hear my parents talk about it.Wht should i do?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:59:37 -0800

I'm worried.My father has been unemployed for over a year now.My mother is making only $400 a month.We almost lost our house a few months back.And we can't afford to buy groceries anymore.I'm so scared when I hear my parents talk about it.Wht should i do?

That's odd, Your father seemed to be fairly active as a pediatric dentist back on November 19th: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1817940 But anyway, to answer your question, you could stop eating at Red Lobster: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1821911 You could stop eating at...

Answer to I am new to this country and need help with your traditions. When you cook the Christmas Reindeer is it best to do it of a spit, in a covered pit or in some kind of big vessel?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:39:17 -0800

I am new to this country and need help with your traditions. When you cook the Christmas Reindeer is it best to do it of a spit, in a covered pit or in some kind of big vessel?

You can't fool us Possum. We know you only roast Elves for Christmas.

Answer to OK theists, why earth? Why didn't the omnipotent "god" put us on a MUCH BIGGER planet since this one is obviously much to small? We barely have room for storage..Yet another divine screw up.

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:22:21 -0800

OK theists, why earth? Why didn't the omnipotent "god" put us on a MUCH BIGGER planet since this one is obviously much to small? We barely have room for storage..Yet another divine screw up.

Do you stay up late at night thinking up crap like this? Who says bigger is better? Why should a world with 100 billion people be better than 100 million? And what does God have to do with it anyway? I happen to like this planet just the way it is, I just wish people would be kinder to it.

Answer to Im 17 and still a virgin. Do you honestly think thats a good thing?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:19:29 -0800

Im 17 and still a virgin. Do you honestly think thats a good thing?

The truth is, sex is overrated. It's been pumped up by advertisers like Axe and Chanel for one reason, because it raises their profits. The down side of course is pregnancy, STD's/AIDS, and getting stuck in bad relationships due to bad decisions. Believe it or not, it's ok to...

Answer to What is something you should not be without during a winter storm?

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:53:49 -0800

What is something you should not be without during a winter storm?

Snow

Answer to What men see in ugly women ? I have seen a lot of good looking guys with ugly wives.

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:35:39 -0800

What men see in ugly women ? I have seen a lot of good looking guys with ugly wives.

In an interview, Julia Child admitted that the reason she decided to become such a great chef is because she knew she more likely have luck with men through her cooking than her looks.

Answer to What's a cigarette brand that you remember a relative smoking?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:51:29 -0800

What's a cigarette brand that you remember a relative smoking?

Grandma smoked Kents

Answer to What is your favorite Christmas song?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:50:31 -0800

What is your favorite Christmas song?

This is awesome...

Answer to Hanna Banana? or Smiley Serious?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:07:22 -0800

Hanna Banana? or Smiley Serious?

I'd vote for Smiley

Answer to Answer this question with a question. do you like pie?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 06:38:51 -0800

Answer this question with a question. do you like pie?

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Answer to Everything I know about World War II, I learned from ____________?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 06:38:02 -0800

Everything I know about World War II, I learned from ____________?

School and movies.

Answer to Favorite Sean Connery film?

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:17:47 -0800

Favorite Sean Connery film?

Zardoz

Answer to Does the Bible teach total abstinence from alcoholic beverages? Gene Getz, author of "The Measure of a Man" claims that it does not.

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:16:48 -0800

Does the Bible teach total abstinence from alcoholic beverages? Gene Getz, author of "The Measure of a Man" claims that it does not.

Ecclesiastes 9:7 instructs, “Drink your wine with a merry heart.” Psalm 104:14-15 states that God gives wine “that makes glad the heart of men.” Amos 9:14 discusses drinking wine from your own vineyard as a sign of God’s blessing. Isaiah 55:1 encourages, “Yes,...

Answer to Why do young kids ask so many questions?

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:57:12 -0800

Why do young kids ask so many questions?

JUST BECAUSE, OK? BECAUSE I'M THE MOMMY, OK?

Answer to What is a way to make a "good salad" even BETTER!?

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:56:40 -0800

What is a way to make a "good salad" even BETTER!?

with cheese.

Answer to Give me the most inspirational Biblical quotes you can think of? there are so many!!!!

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:51:49 -0800

Give me the most inspirational Biblical quotes you can think of? there are so many!!!!

Good passage if you think they're out to get you: "And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him. [I Chronicles 2:3] The sons of Judah; Er, and Onan, and Shelah: which three were born unto him of the daughter of Shua the...

Answer to What's better, a Chevy or Ford?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:47:12 -0800

What's better, a Chevy or Ford?

Your father is a Ford, Your mother is a Chevy. Now you decide.

Answer to How do you feel now that Michael Jackson is dead?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:03:55 -0800

How do you feel now that Michael Jackson is dead?

good riddance

Answer to It is either my way or the ?____________________.

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 19:33:53 -0800

It is either my way or the ?____________________.

other way.

Answer to To everyone that looks at pornography: How would you feel if it was your sister naked in those magazines?

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:02:18 -0800

To everyone that looks at pornography: How would you feel if it was your sister naked in those magazines?

I'd honestly prefer that my sister were comfortable enough with her body and her sexuality to be willing to pose for such images. Instead she's been miserable, cranky and unfulfilled for most of her life and has never had a good relationship, never got married, never had kids.

Answer to What statue do you like most & where is it?

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:46:18 -0800

What statue do you like most & where is it?

The Kiss, by Auguste Rodin http://travelblog.portfoliocollection.com/images/Art_Rodin_The_Kiss.jpg The original resides at Musee Rodin in Paris.

Answer to Have you ever been to a music festival? If yes, which one?

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:59:19 -0800

Have you ever been to a music festival? If yes, which one?

Many of them. The Montreal Jazz Festival is one of my faves. http://www.montrealjazzfest.com/default-en.aspx

Answer to Do you like Liquorice?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:37:28 -0800

Do you like Liquorice?

I love it. Ever had Licorice pipes?

Answer to I just grilled the most awesome tender pork chops yet....who wants to eat?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:35:34 -0800

I just grilled the most awesome tender pork chops yet....who wants to eat?

A tender pork chop is a thing of beauty. I'll be right over :D

Answer to This may be a stupid question, but are there any stars in space that are not in some galaxy?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:33:19 -0800

This may be a stupid question, but are there any stars in space that are not in some galaxy?

I don't think it's a stupid question, it involves some pretty complex astrophysics. In space the basics are mass, inertia, and gravity. You can think of everything as moving or you can think of any one thing as being stationary (with respect to itself) and everything else as moving....

Answer to When your dead, do you think you no you are dead?

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:20:50 -0800

When your dead, do you think you no you are dead?

my dead what?

Answer to Is there anything I should know about Thanksgiving? (I'm English)

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:18:46 -0800

Is there anything I should know about Thanksgiving? (I'm English)

It's the most important pagan ritual in the USA, and people are quite serious about it. Different families have different celebrations and different degrees of effort put in, but it's not unusual for people to decorate their houses with pumpkins, gourds, fall-theme centerpieces on...

Answer to Is a 1988 small block 318 compatable with a 1993 dodge ramcharger?

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:55:52 -0800

Is a 1988 small block 318 compatable with a 1993 dodge ramcharger?

noisy easily-bent pushrods in that 318... so why bother?

Answer to Do you or have you ever eatten raw meat?

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:47:03 -0800

Do you or have you ever eatten raw meat?

Many times. Kibbe Nayee is a middle eastern dish made from raw lamb, yummy! Steak tartare is also wonderful, but here's some news for you: The pink or red middle of a steak is also raw. Not just pink, not just red, it's raw, yes raw.

Answer to Who should eat meat?

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:44:07 -0800

Who should eat meat?

Those who are hungry, like meat, can afford it, and have access to clean properly prepared fresh meat.

Answer to If your not ready for a child should abortions be an option?

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:42:58 -0800

If your not ready for a child should abortions be an option?

If your kid is turning 15 and you're not ready, should you be allowed to kill them? Really it's the same issue.

Answer to Split-pea soup = disgusting. Am I right?

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:23:29 -0700

Split-pea soup = disgusting. Am I right?

I want to like it, really I do. I like ham and white bean soup just fine, but split pea soup always seems gritty to me, looks like a scene from "The Exorcist," and is as much fun to swallow as Pepto bismol.

Answer to Why Did Man Invent God?

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:21:32 -0700

Why Did Man Invent God?

If you look back to the Gods of the Egyptians, they apparently used the term "God" as meaning "significant non-human power." Thus things like death, the Sun and so forth could be abstracted and referred to, blamed, etc. Blame might be the biggest reason, rather than saying...

Answer to Let's try this one now: can you name a song that has a male's name in the title?

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:15:57 -0700

Let's try this one now: can you name a song that has a male's name in the title?

"Daniel" by Elton John

Answer to Let's try this one now: can you name a song that has a male's name in the title?

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:14:20 -0700

Let's try this one now: can you name a song that has a male's name in the title?

"James" by Billy Joel

Answer to Have you had a bad bank experience? Mine was with Chase. Which bank?

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:10:05 -0700

Have you had a bad bank experience? Mine was with Chase. Which bank?

My bank folded and all accounts were supposedly moved to the bank that bought them out, but my savings account was "missing" and it took some effort and visits to 3 banks to find it.

Answer to How can a weak or oppressed person defend themselves

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:43:16 -0700

How can a weak or oppressed person defend themselves

with tactical nuclear weapons

Answer to Do you know a word ending with "tain"?

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:42:38 -0700

Do you know a word ending with "tain"?

Stain, pertain, captain, uncertain, ascertain, retain, obtain, maintain, contain Good to ask a scrabble player when you need help, lol.

Answer to How many gigabytes of memory storage does the human brain have?

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:41:41 -0700

How many gigabytes of memory storage does the human brain have?

It doesn't work that way. And how would you measure a gigabyte of brain information when 1/4 of it is wrong, and 1/4 of it is reconstructed? You might be able to "remember" the StarWars movie, for instance. We can reasonably call that 6GB of information. You can watch it now...

Answer to If you're a software developer, do you like your code nice and and lined up and consistently indented and with blank separator lines and with the subroutines in a logical order, or do you regard such developers as girly men?

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:34:39 -0700

If you're a software developer, do you like your code nice and and lined up and consistently indented and with blank separator lines and with the subroutines in a logical order, or do you regard such developers as girly men?

Guerilla codeing is so 1980's. Software these days is largely disciplined factory work done in India, and if you want to compete, you'd darned well better comment the heck out of it, dot all of your i's and follow coding best practices.

Answer to Does anyone know of any good colleges that i could go to if i want to major in child education?

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:21:23 -0700

Does anyone know of any good colleges that i could go to if i want to major in child education?

For grad programs in education, check out the US News rankings: http://grad-schools.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-graduate-schools/top-education-schools/rankings

Answer to Which college is the best holly cross or worcester state college?

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:19:49 -0700

Which college is the best holly cross or worcester state college?

Holy Cross is better, but there are many colleges in the area (including Boston) that are better than Holy Cross.

Answer to Is it absolutely necessary to have a degree in order to be successful in a career?

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:18:34 -0700

Is it absolutely necessary to have a degree in order to be successful in a career?

Only if you want someone to hire you. If you become an entepreneur, an inventor, an artist, a chef, or a number of other fields, it is potentially possible to get there on your own, but you will still need a very real education even if it's not through traditional schooling.

Answer to Can any body suggest me the different disciplines of Psychology for those seeking Masters and/or PhDs?

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:16:27 -0700

Can any body suggest me the different disciplines of Psychology for those seeking Masters and/or PhDs?

Neuroscience/Cognitive science is where it's at these days.

Answer to I have a choice 5 lb 7 bone roast. it is about 2 1/2" thick. I would rather not waste it in a stew.

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:33:50 -0700

I have a choice 5 lb 7 bone roast. it is about 2 1/2" thick. I would rather not waste it in a stew.

http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/showthread.php?t=37577

Answer to What is the most common breed of turkey in the US?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 14:50:22 -0700

What is the most common breed of turkey in the US?

The fat Republican kind.

Answer to My blood type is A+. My Mother is O- and my Father is O+. Is this possible?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 12:18:41 -0700

My blood type is A+. My Mother is O- and my Father is O+. Is this possible?

What blood type did the mailman have?

Answer to How can I convince my Christian girlfriend that self-pleasure is a sin and she must stop?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 12:08:25 -0700

How can I convince my Christian girlfriend that self-pleasure is a sin and she must stop?

tell her "If God wanted you to self-pleasure, he would have given you hands... and genitals." Oh yeah, he did. What could that mean?

Answer to The last time you used an egg, what did you use it for?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 06:43:37 -0700

The last time you used an egg, what did you use it for?

For clarifying bouillon

Answer to When was the last time you bought a (traditional paper) magazine?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 06:42:22 -0700

When was the last time you bought a (traditional paper) magazine?

Thanks

Answer to What is the phobia of snakes called ? :)

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 06:41:28 -0700

What is the phobia of snakes called ? :)

Ophidiophobia

Answer to How do I explain what ironically means to my child and a sentence with it that a 13 year old would understand?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:26:49 -0700

How do I explain what ironically means to my child and a sentence with it that a 13 year old would understand?

You can't fully explain it. Just say it's "sort of like a surprise ending."

Answer to Is it wrong for an atheist to quote the bible?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:21:34 -0700

Is it wrong for an atheist to quote the bible?

It's just as wrong as an atheist quoting Moby Dick or Lord of the Rings.

Answer to What is the point of being raciest?

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:15:15 -0700

What is the point of being raciest?

It serves as entertainment for people who are too dumb to think, read, or learn.

Answer to What are your thoughts on the Dixie Chicks?

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 10:15:56 -0700

What are your thoughts on the Dixie Chicks?

I find "Goodbye Earl" rather disturbing. Songs about premeditated murder of a man shouldn't be celebrated and laughed about. I think women would be protesting in the streets if an all-male group published a similar song about murdering a woman.

Answer to Are drug users criminals?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 06:39:21 -0700

Are drug users criminals?

Yes, when they violate drug laws, but that doesn't necessarily mean they're wrong. It was also illegal for black people to sit in the front of buses in the South, for instance. So you could say Rosa Parks was a criminal for violating the law, but she was not wrong.

Answer to When was the last time you went to the post office?

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:42:12 -0700

When was the last time you went to the post office?

this afternoon.

Answer to When was the last time you saw a snake

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 06:24:30 -0700

When was the last time you saw a snake

I saw a rattlesnake while hiking last year.

Answer to Would you be happy if your neighbour kept chickens?

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 06:23:08 -0700

Would you be happy if your neighbour kept chickens?

I've kept chickens, so I have no problem if my neighbor wants to as well.

Answer to A bottle of weed killer spilled on my upholstered cloth car seats - how can I get rid of the smell?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:02:31 -0700

A bottle of weed killer spilled on my upholstered cloth car seats - how can I get rid of the smell?

Must smell like a hardware store! :D Personally I'd replace the seats. You can pick up used ones for not very much.

Answer to Do You Believe In Platonic Friendship?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:01:03 -0700

Do You Believe In Platonic Friendship?

Only if your friend's name is Plato.

Answer to Name one form of torture technique

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:00:19 -0700

Name one form of torture technique

4 hour staff meetings.

Answer to Agree or disagree... Every movie that has a trailer with the guy with the deep voice listing off words like like "captivating" "breathtaking" "engaging" and so on, then he lists people that gave it 2 thumb us... always sucks.

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:59:25 -0700

Agree or disagree... Every movie that has a trailer with the guy with the deep voice listing off words like like "captivating" "breathtaking" "engaging" and so on, then he lists people that gave it 2 thumb us... always sucks.

A joyous comedy for the whole family. *barf*

Answer to How is dust made?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:58:11 -0700

How is dust made?

By dust faeries.

Answer to Bob can paint a house in 6 hours. Rob can paint a house in 8 hours. How fast can they paint a house together?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:57:34 -0700

Bob can paint a house in 6 hours. Rob can paint a house in 8 hours. How fast can they paint a house together?

14 hours. After 3 hours, Bob was half done but he noticed rob was asleep, so they fought for 7 hours and Bob won, and he made Rob finish the job, which took Rob another 4 hours.

Answer to I want to design and patent my own handbag collection and I need to know where to buy the leather,suede, or other fabrics needed,plus I also need to know where to have them sewn,and approx cost.

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:54:25 -0700

I want to design and patent my own handbag collection and I need to know where to buy the leather,suede, or other fabrics needed,plus I also need to know where to have them sewn,and approx cost.

Design patents are a very poor way to protect your ideas, and the process is very expensive. If you have 20 designs, you might well spend $40-80,000 attempting to patent them, only to find all claims rejected by the USPTO. This is a common experience. If however you treated the designs as a...

Answer to Im thinking about creating a webiste. is it easy to make a good looking site?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:27:44 -0700

Im thinking about creating a webiste. is it easy to make a good looking site?

If you have design training, it's pretty easy. If you have no taste, your site will demonstrate that.

Answer to I have a very old Kodak camera I got from my grandfather. I don't know if it still works or not but the condition seems to be good. Is it antique? For how much it can be sold?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:26:02 -0700

I have a very old Kodak camera I got from my grandfather. I don't know if it still works or not but the condition seems to be good. Is it antique? For how much it can be sold?

As a rule, Kodak cameras aren't very valuable. Do a search in EBay for similar cameras to yours in similar condition to gauge value.

Answer to What drinks do they serve in hell?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:18:26 -0700

What drinks do they serve in hell?

Flaming Stolichnaya Pepper Martini

Answer to Do you think atheism is a cult religion?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 09:57:35 -0700

Do you think atheism is a cult religion?

Time for you to invest in a dictionary.

Answer to What is it that seperates art from pornography?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 09:42:40 -0700

What is it that seperates art from pornography?

The eye of the beholder

Answer to Better coffee? Starbucks, McDonald's, Dunkin Donuts

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 08:46:16 -0700

Better coffee? Starbucks, McDonald's, Dunkin Donuts

Of these three, Dunkin's has the best, but I prefer Au Bon Pain's coffee.

Answer to You you think it is time to promote "Single person rights?" Why should a single person not be compensated for having lower health insurance (etc) costs than another person in the same company with a spouse and 8 kids?

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 08:45:21 -0700

You you think it is time to promote "Single person rights?" Why should a single person not be compensated for having lower health insurance (etc) costs than another person in the same company with a spouse and 8 kids?

I agree, I think the "benefits" given to married people are a holdover from days when the government thought its job was to increase the number of people and produce more soldiers.

Answer to I learned today that the man who raped me is being set free after just three years in prison on parole. Elsewhere, some who was caught dealing pot was denied bail after 14 years. Does it seem like they think rape is less serious than a few puffs of pot?

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:38:39 -0700

I learned today that the man who raped me is being set free after just three years in prison on parole. Elsewhere, some who was caught dealing pot was denied bail after 14 years. Does it seem like they think rape is less serious than a few puffs of pot?

Yes and no. Drug laws are clearly overly prosecuted. But not many people end up in prison on drug charges just because a vindictive acquaintance or former bf/gf claims to have witnessed usage. Unfortunately in many cases (not yours) this happens with rape charges. Most everyone agrees that an...

Answer to In addition to earth, air, water and fire, are there any other 'elements?' (no, I did not see the movie 5th element)

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 11:54:45 -0700

In addition to earth, air, water and fire, are there any other 'elements?' (no, I did not see the movie 5th element)

"Ether" and "Phlogiston"

Answer to Can you live in the world and not be of the world? How?

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 11:48:45 -0700

Can you live in the world and not be of the world? How?

In the manner of the Dalai Lama. http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs106.snc1/4906_228595555064_690015064_7365145_2676939_n.jpg

Answer to How do i find out what kind of houseplant i have

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 20:26:12 -0700

How do i find out what kind of houseplant i have

Try looking here: http://www.answers.com/topic/houseplant-1

Answer to Safest anti anxiety medicine with least side effects

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 20:20:37 -0700

Safest anti anxiety medicine with least side effects

Chamomile tea.

Answer to How many Cats/Kittens do you have?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 20:09:48 -0700

How many Cats/Kittens do you have?

One

Answer to What is the highest paying job for the least amount of education?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 20:05:49 -0700

What is the highest paying job for the least amount of education?

For most jobs you will need a lot of knowledge even if you don't get it in school. That includes such jobs as modeling, being a top musician, or being a contractor. There are many things you can do by starting your own company, whether it's making cookies or website design, and of...

Answer to How often do you clean your computer screen?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:57:29 -0700

How often do you clean your computer screen?

whenever it looks and feels furry.

Answer to I'm tired. Are you?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:55:52 -0700

I'm tired. Are you?

Tipping cows all day will do that to you.

Answer to Can one relax more completely by using self-hypnosis, hypnosis, biofeedback, etc., than by just going to sleep?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:54:54 -0700

Can one relax more completely by using self-hypnosis, hypnosis, biofeedback, etc., than by just going to sleep?

Biofeedback is probably the easiest and most promising for use on your own. http://www.allaboutcounseling.com/relaxation_techniques.htm

Answer to What shouldn't you put down your pants?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:51:28 -0700

What shouldn't you put down your pants?

stray cats

Answer to Would you trust a stanger with your child?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:31:20 -0700

Would you trust a stanger with your child?

There's not much choice many times, like when you put your child on a school bus or send them off to camp.

Answer to As shown on the video, "The Millionaire" was about people who were suddenly given US$1,000,000 "tax free." What I'd like to know is, how could this money have been given to someone "tax free?" (The year of the video was 1955, with "Dr. McCoy" in it.)

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:30:01 -0700

As shown on the video, "The Millionaire" was about people who were suddenly given US$1,000,000 "tax free." What I'd like to know is, how could this money have been given to someone "tax free?" (The year of the video was 1955, with "Dr. McCoy" in it.)

By making a payment to the government in the name of the recipient.

Answer to Is poop edible?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:28:03 -0700

Is poop edible?

The only recipe I know of for poop is a gourmet coffee made from the poop of the civet cat: http://coffeetalkwithlovely.blogspot.com/2008/01/cat-poop-for-coffee-anyone.html

Answer to What is the French word used in match play when you're one hole from losing in golf?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 17:09:02 -0700

What is the French word used in match play when you're one hole from losing in golf?

l'oeuf (The egg) Which Americans mistake for the word "love" in tennis matches.

Answer to Are cops naturally a**holes/ mean?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 16:22:22 -0700

Are cops naturally a**holes/ mean?

People who are insecure and have personalities that make them want to prove themselves, wear a uniform, carry a gun and be able to order people around, are often drawn to occupations like law enforcement. Fortunately many of them never make it through the training, and end up being private...

Answer to How do you say ''I love you baby,lets make out.'' in Spanish?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 15:56:56 -0700

How do you say ''I love you baby,lets make out.'' in Spanish?

If you want to say it with some style, you say it this way: Bésame, bésame mucho Como si fuera esta noche La última vez Bésame, bésame mucho Que tengo miedo a perderte Perderte después

Answer to What kind of lunchmeat, if any, do you have in your fridge or freezer?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 15:40:52 -0700

What kind of lunchmeat, if any, do you have in your fridge or freezer?

Capicola (spicy ham)

Answer to Why is it easier to make enemies than friends?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:33:02 -0700

Why is it easier to make enemies than friends?

It's not. Ask around and you'll find that most enemies are former friends. I's hard to develop real hatred for a total stranger. So it actually takes all the effort of making a friend, and on top of that, the effort of making the friend into an enemy.

Answer to How do I become an Immigration lawyer? Where do they have the schools to study such a major? What are the steps, please be specific.

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:26:43 -0700

How do I become an Immigration lawyer? Where do they have the schools to study such a major? What are the steps, please be specific.

Law school

Answer to What's an example of a carbohydrate, lipid, and protein?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:24:09 -0700

What's an example of a carbohydrate, lipid, and protein?

Cheeseburger

Answer to Can we eat Potatos baked along with skin?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:20:08 -0700

Can we eat Potatos baked along with skin?

Yes, but there's increased risk of botulism: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9652437