Answerbag: EmptyWallet's answers

Answer to Regarding politics in America, what does conservative mean today?

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:36:34 -0700

Regarding politics in America, what does conservative mean today?

Below is a list of scandals involving leaders of the Democrat Party. 95% of which have probably never been mentioned by the liberal biased mainstream media. William Jefferson Clinton was barred from practicing law in his home state after being impeached. He was not tried as prescribed in the...

Answer to Have you ever eaten at Red Lobster?

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:30:40 -0700

Have you ever eaten at Red Lobster?

Heh! Been there quite a few times years ago. Took my younger sister and Mom out for a meal. Good service and such, what was funny, my sister got a chipped glass and mentioned it to the waitress. Next thing you know, the bartender came apologized all over hells half acre and gave free drinks to...

Answer to How can we unite and stop the hunger in this world?

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 16:23:24 -0700

How can we unite and stop the hunger in this world?

How about concentrating with our backyard first? And let's tell those "Underdeveloped" nations to start developing a society of all, instead of the tribal warfare crap.

Answer to With the present economic climate will there be more riches to rags stories than vice versa?

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 16:17:00 -0700

With the present economic climate will there be more riches to rags stories than vice versa?

Of course, what with Oblabba making those who are smart and talented take a massive paycut, plus the ghetto democrats demanding they get everything for free first. Ever see a jet auger in? That's what's about to happen to America.

Answer to My pension will be probably worth nothing when I retire, thing is, I will receive less than those who have contributed nothing to Britain. Justice or what! What do you think?

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 16:09:24 -0700

My pension will be probably worth nothing when I retire, thing is, I will receive less than those who have contributed nothing to Britain. Justice or what! What do you think?

I know, it's a strange thing to bust your ass for years and find at the end, if you'd been a cheat, you'd have a better life. Over here, you have people who work for say the Railroad, Post office and other places all unionized. So they put in 30 years, get Pension, SS and this...

Answer to How many people do you know that are on some kind of goverment assistance to make it?

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 16:02:03 -0700

How many people do you know that are on some kind of goverment assistance to make it?

I have known some who needed it, some who really didn't and many who didn't laughed about getting free food/cash. I'd report them, but felt they'd actually intentionally cripple themselves to really qualify.

Answer to What future inventions could eliminate poverty forever?

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:58:18 -0700

What future inventions could eliminate poverty forever?

A mind chip which sends painful impulses when you're not working to your privates. This is so you'll stop "Screwing Around" and get to work :)

Answer to Have you ever wondered why poverty has yet to become history?

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:56:01 -0700

Have you ever wondered why poverty has yet to become history?

Because everyone expects other people to deal with it first so they don't have to. - Don't matter who you are.

Answer to What is being poor to you?

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:54:31 -0700

What is being poor to you?

Having to tolerate Democrats who think Republicans are at fault for everything.

Answer to Why are Americans so fascinated with NASCAR, when racing like Grand Prix , Formula One and Rally are so much more challenging for the car and driver? And more fun to watch in my opinion.

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:50:42 -0700

Why are Americans so fascinated with NASCAR, when racing like Grand Prix , Formula One and Rally are so much more challenging for the car and driver? And more fun to watch in my opinion.

Well, could be we're not a bunch of uppity French, condecending British or Crazy Germans. That or we have really cool pileups, flips, rollover and fatal accidents. I personally watch for the wrecks and think "How the hell did that guy survive that?"

Answer to Is saving hymen for honeymoon a big deal in USA? Is the ''bloody bed sheet'' famous in USA?

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:45:28 -0700

Is saving hymen for honeymoon a big deal in USA? Is the ''bloody bed sheet'' famous in USA?

Not anymore since the fall of morals in this country. Now it's "OK" to be a slut before and even after marriage.

Answer to I have an uncle who is so "green" he wrapped Christmas presents in newspaper, are you this green?

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:44:04 -0700

I have an uncle who is so "green" he wrapped Christmas presents in newspaper, are you this green?

If they were good presents, then he's just being frugal. If they weren't then he's a cheap prick :)

Answer to I was just pleasuring myself and thinking of you. That's right: YOU. How does that make you feel?

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 15:42:22 -0700

I was just pleasuring myself and thinking of you. That's right: YOU. How does that make you feel?

Scared as I suspect you are a male also. :)

Answer to We are getting two male kittens in the next two weeks, we are going to feed them dry food.Can anyone give their recommendations on what food? I researched science plan, james wellbeloved, arden grange and royal canine? Which one is best?

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:42:47 -0700

We are getting two male kittens in the next two weeks, we are going to feed them dry food.Can anyone give their recommendations on what food? I researched science plan, james wellbeloved, arden grange and royal canine? Which one is best?

None and this goes for dog food (Dry) You see, they bring in the meat (Dead or dying or diseased). They then process it. Boil, steam and then it's processed into hard bits. THEN they SPRAY on the vitamins, proteins and such. The food is the "Bulk" of the bag, the chemicals...

Answer to At the grocery store today a man offered me a free Sunday paper, and tried to get me to subscribe to the newspaper. When I said no, he got really testy, mean and rude. Should I inform the Newspaper?

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:38:19 -0700

At the grocery store today a man offered me a free Sunday paper, and tried to get me to subscribe to the newspaper. When I said no, he got really testy, mean and rude. Should I inform the Newspaper?

Yes you can, but I had someone like that. They got somewhat verbal calling me a cheap prick. so I tossed the paper back at him and walked away. He had to pick it all up and it was a windy day. :)

Answer to What year was it you think the bad guys hijacked Halloween? At risk of dating myself, one use to be able to get homemade brownies, cookies and carmel apples, etc. Trick or Treating but no one would dare do that now, it has been hijacked by buttheads.

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:29:30 -0700

What year was it you think the bad guys hijacked Halloween? At risk of dating myself, one use to be able to get homemade brownies, cookies and carmel apples, etc. Trick or Treating but no one would dare do that now, it has been hijacked by buttheads.

MIddle to late 60"s. I can rememebr not having any fear till about 19, but I'd quit that when I was 16. And remember the Baby Ruth's Canday bar? or the Payday or Butter Finger ones? Every one of them like a huge dump in the toilet..I know it sounds gross, but they were so cheap...

Answer to Is it ok to whack off at work ? i think my coworkers know i do it.they all look me funny every time i come out of the bathroom

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:22:34 -0700

Is it ok to whack off at work ? i think my coworkers know i do it.they all look me funny every time i come out of the bathroom

I have ehard that 1 in 7 do. So if there's 14 co-workers, you got a friend!! :)

Answer to Do you know anybody in your family lived over 90?

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:17:14 -0700

Do you know anybody in your family lived over 90?

My Grandmother made it to 91..My Mothers Grandmother scored a 99 and bit the dust.

Answer to Do we spend more resources on some people (childhood education, health care, etc), than they will ever be able to contribute to society? Is there anyway to rectify this?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:36:37 -0700

Do we spend more resources on some people (childhood education, health care, etc), than they will ever be able to contribute to society? Is there anyway to rectify this?

Yes we do. Rectify it as in how? Kill those who are mentally ill? Or are hadicapped from birth to death? if so, read up on Hitler. He had the same idea and carried it out.

Answer to Did you hear about the Jewish Holocaust survivor? She lwas homeless and lived on the streets of New York City. When she died she left half of her $300,000 estate to Hebrew University, the school said Monday. Can you believe it?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:34:17 -0700

Did you hear about the Jewish Holocaust survivor? She lwas homeless and lived on the streets of New York City. When she died she left half of her $300,000 estate to Hebrew University, the school said Monday. Can you believe it?

Probably a tad mentally ill...BUt then there's people and then there's people.

Answer to On Thanksgiving you see a homeless person. Do you give them money for a meal or take them home for dinner with you?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 17:15:22 -0700

On Thanksgiving you see a homeless person. Do you give them money for a meal or take them home for dinner with you?

This year I'm not sure where I'll be. Either older sibling will invite me to her place, or I'll sit at home and eat my own turkey I cooked... The second option sounds damn good...I can get drunk too..

Answer to 5000 people protesting against the afgan war in london,do these people not know how much profit we're making from herion?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 17:09:27 -0700

5000 people protesting against the afgan war in london,do these people not know how much profit we're making from herion?

THAT"S why they're protesting!! THE WANT SOME FOR FREE!! Woohooo!! :)

Answer to Possibly 20 years in jail for this? What do you think?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 17:08:28 -0700

Possibly 20 years in jail for this? What do you think?

I think they struck down alot of this, but it's so strange. I believe the supreme court said that if it's NOT a child, only a "Cartoon type" image, then that was ok? I may be wrong, but this is just BS as usual.

Answer to Who wishes they were back in highschool? And Why?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:55:59 -0700

Who wishes they were back in highschool? And Why?

Only to fulfill my fantasy of walking in with 5-7 modified .22 rifles and spraying bullets till they take me out.

Answer to Do you think some people on AB forget (or don't care) that there are real people behind these questions when they are giving life altering "advice" or being really rude to people.?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:53:38 -0700

Do you think some people on AB forget (or don't care) that there are real people behind these questions when they are giving life altering "advice" or being really rude to people.?

Anybody who actually does what people suggest on here is a freaking idiot and deserves to get a shovel upside the head. Also, how about those people who put up idiot questions when people on here are looking to answer REAL questions and not some stupid crap that poured into their pea brains...

Answer to I have a evil side to me and there are times it comes out. How can i supress this side of me?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:50:23 -0700

I have a evil side to me and there are times it comes out. How can i supress this side of me?

Why should supress that which makes up part of who we are. I'm sure you've seen managers with the personality of a wounded bear or an elephant with a tooth ache. Far be it from me to quell that part. Now we're talking verbal evil right? Cussing people out and such? If...

Answer to If your motor mount is broken, what side effects will your car have?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 13:46:49 -0700

If your motor mount is broken, what side effects will your car have?

Not much from my past experience with a Ford Maverick. The engine WILL lift higher depending on the side which is broken. Ragrding todays engines...????

Answer to Sometimes do you read stuff on AB and think wow what a load of BS?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 13:39:12 -0700

Sometimes do you read stuff on AB and think wow what a load of BS?

Everyday and have flagged many. "Your flag was not correct as the person made it a question"?? What the hell? Asking about playing with your own shit? is not offensive? And even the spam is being allowed. Good thing this wasn't an airline company, their crash and burn rate...

Answer to Obama declares Swine Flu a "national emergency". Real crisis or is this to divert the public's attention from his other problems?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 13:36:13 -0700

Obama declares Swine Flu a "national emergency". Real crisis or is this to divert the public's attention from his other problems?

Crisis? 1000 out of?? 300 Million?? To anyone my heart sorrows for your loss, but "National Emergency"? No, I think not. It's a better thing to wash your hands and do what CDC says will cut the chances down.

Answer to White House labels Fox News and conservative Talk Radio the "Enemy". Do you think the Free speech is under attack?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:44:45 -0700

White House labels Fox News and conservative Talk Radio the "Enemy". Do you think the Free speech is under attack?

When they pass a bill prohibiting insurance companies from writing to their policyholders due to the fear they'd "Spread Fear" then you got a spot on arguement for Free Speech issues.

Answer to I'm not trying to be racist, but have you noticed how many "Middle Eastern" people are buying gas stations and do you think it could perhaps be some sort of conspiracy for them to gain control of America's gas supply?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:41:43 -0700

I'm not trying to be racist, but have you noticed how many "Middle Eastern" people are buying gas stations and do you think it could perhaps be some sort of conspiracy for them to gain control of America's gas supply?

NO, I don't think that's their intent. There's one who owns 3-4 of these places. Guy bought 2 hummers and has USA people working for him but he pays low and they just keep working. I think he might have some family, but mostly its white working there.

Answer to Other than commercial plane pilots. What other profession pays you to nap during work hours?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 08:29:22 -0700

Other than commercial plane pilots. What other profession pays you to nap during work hours?

Security Giard at Nuke Plants (documented) Water Treatment plant operators (One guy actually advertised this in Chicago about 5-7 years ago when he retired) Forest Fire Watch.

Answer to Men. Do you wear colored briefs? Why?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 08:25:06 -0700

Men. Do you wear colored briefs? Why?

Yep I do. Dark Brown ones. To hide the racing stripes :)

Answer to Did you get laid off and now is seeking employment?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:38:21 -0700

Did you get laid off and now is seeking employment?

Yes I did and have. But not too hard. I get bucks every week. Soon they'll extend it longer. Then go to some sort of training school to kill time (And maybe learn something) then by the time I'm done, I'll have $$$$ saved and the economy will possibly have recovered.

Answer to Poll: How do you feel about ear-cropping and tail-docking?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:36:01 -0700

Poll: How do you feel about ear-cropping and tail-docking?

Well, they both sound VERY painful. I'll pass. If I was a werewolf, I'd slaughter.

Answer to I've only just realised that the birth pill controls that i'm taking right now has expired.. it was dated 28th November, 2008. Am I a goner?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:35:06 -0700

I've only just realised that the birth pill controls that i'm taking right now has expired.. it was dated 28th November, 2008. Am I a goner?

Nah, you're not a goner. But you might be a producer soon :)

Answer to What sexuality do you practise?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:33:46 -0700

What sexuality do you practise?

Degenerate.

Answer to Are back pockets for trousers really necessary? Why?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:32:49 -0700

Are back pockets for trousers really necessary? Why?

Wallet, Walletholster (It's like a wallet, but I carry my snubnose 38 there) and sometimes receipts as I keep my keys and smokes up front.

Answer to What would you do for fun when you are bored?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:27:59 -0700

What would you do for fun when you are bored?

Come here and make sarcastic comments, randomly DR questions. Generally piss people off...

Answer to Does anyone want to spend $600,000 to live 15 miles south of DC in a beautiful neighborhood, in a 5000-square-foot, contemporary home on a golf course, near a marina, on a wooded lot, a mile off the Potomac?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:26:45 -0700

Does anyone want to spend $600,000 to live 15 miles south of DC in a beautiful neighborhood, in a 5000-square-foot, contemporary home on a golf course, near a marina, on a wooded lot, a mile off the Potomac?

no

Answer to If you could, would you start your whole life over again?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:23:28 -0700

If you could, would you start your whole life over again?

Only if I was given the courage to pull the trigger when I was 18.

Answer to It's 3:28p.m. right now on Friday! Most people are. . . .'ahem. . . . .W-O-R-K-I-N-G!!!!! I KNOW why I'M not!!!!!! What's YOUR excuse for being on here right now. . . . .DAMNIT?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:21:37 -0700

It's 3:28p.m. right now on Friday! Most people are. . . .'ahem. . . . .W-O-R-K-I-N-G!!!!! I KNOW why I'M not!!!!!! What's YOUR excuse for being on here right now. . . . .DAMNIT?

Laid off since April 30th. Not alot of work out there..5-7 resumes a week, no interviews yet.

Answer to What should you not say to a naked man?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:19:58 -0700

What should you not say to a naked man?

Need a hand??

Answer to Would you like a pet rat?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:17:43 -0700

Would you like a pet rat?

Not now, had several hooded rats. Talk about calm little buggers and the cats didn't chase them.

Answer to How would you react if your child wanted to wear a "balloon boy" costume for halloween? (see link)

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:14:36 -0700

How would you react if your child wanted to wear a "balloon boy" costume for halloween? (see link)

You forgot the link!!

Answer to Is there someone on AB who you find offensive or troubles you?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:13:43 -0700

Is there someone on AB who you find offensive or troubles you?

I was sorely disappointed not to be named here..I'll try harder everyone. Thank you.

Answer to CA recently added some new constraints to ammo sales. CA has the most conservative legislator in the nation and a republican governor. Why aren't people howling about republicans taking away gun rights? Brady Bill? republican effort too by the way.

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:23:48 -0700

CA recently added some new constraints to ammo sales. CA has the most conservative legislator in the nation and a republican governor. Why aren't people howling about republicans taking away gun rights? Brady Bill? republican effort too by the way.

You never graduated elementary did you? The brady bill was for mentally deficient people (Your family maybe) from owning/buying handguns. "Ammo" is not part of "Gun Banning"...Grow (If you can) a brain. Thank you.

Answer to Hate crimes because of sexual orientation soon to be a federal crime - billed attached to defense bill. Already a state crime in over 40 states. Any thoughts?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:18:18 -0700

Hate crimes because of sexual orientation soon to be a federal crime - billed attached to defense bill. Already a state crime in over 40 states. Any thoughts?

It's a viscious cycle. Straights get busted for hate crime, serve fed time, get raped in prison, turn gay, get beaten by straights, they go and get raped and the cycle continues spreading the pestilence and thus decimating the male population.

Answer to What can a person do to try to impress their friends, co-workers, boss, etc. that he/she is INTELLIGENT?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:06:16 -0700

What can a person do to try to impress their friends, co-workers, boss, etc. that he/she is INTELLIGENT?

Don't get caught reading "Where's Waldo?" books. Think much, speak little and don't gossip. Have heavy science books with you coming to work and look like you're reading them.

Answer to When you feel like you've had the worst day ever, and everything has gone wrong, how do you deal with that?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:00:32 -0700

When you feel like you've had the worst day ever, and everything has gone wrong, how do you deal with that?

I consider there's always tomorrow for it to get worse. Actually I come home, go on youtube and watch car crashes and plane crashes and for some odd reason, it makes me feel better...Go figure.

Answer to My neighbor's dog and my cat get along splendidly so why can't folks in the Middle East get it together aren't people smarter than critters?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:57:16 -0700

My neighbor's dog and my cat get along splendidly so why can't folks in the Middle East get it together aren't people smarter than critters?

Those in the middle east, hate only due to their religious beliefs. actually, the Jews would gladly help all if they would stop trying to kill their citizens and get jobs and work. Instead they go and build bombs and brainwash their people (Pawns) to kill in the name of Allah.

Answer to If you could get everyone in the world to send you a penny what would you do with the money?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:53:45 -0700

If you could get everyone in the world to send you a penny what would you do with the money?

Probably have to give the postal guy delivering 6 BILLION envelopes a few weeks off with pay while he recuperates in the mental ward.

Answer to What would you do if a monkey slapped you at the zoo?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:51:16 -0700

What would you do if a monkey slapped you at the zoo?

There'd be a monkey swinging by only one hand afterward. Or by the rope I wrapped around its neck.

Answer to So....the wealthy(anyone making more than $20,000 a year, legally) liked Bush, and hate Obama. Why?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:49:41 -0700

So....the wealthy(anyone making more than $20,000 a year, legally) liked Bush, and hate Obama. Why?

I take it, you haven't passed fifth grade yet hey?

Answer to What do you think of Obama and what he is doing as president? Do you think he's getting anything done or is he just all talk and no action?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:47:07 -0700

What do you think of Obama and what he is doing as president? Do you think he's getting anything done or is he just all talk and no action?

Well, he's about to find out how people who are experienced with the financial markets feel when they got told they'd not get more then $200,000 yearly pay. I'd be looking at the competi9tors and booking. If I made the millions they did, I'd not waste time sitting around. ...

Answer to Name something that once it gets wet it is ruined...

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:42:34 -0700

Name something that once it gets wet it is ruined...

Any leather product made in Mexico. They use animal urine to cure it and when it gets wet, the smell will make you barf.

Answer to I'm out of here for good. Can you guess why?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:39:54 -0700

I'm out of here for good. Can you guess why?

Not getting laid? Getting laid too often?? Got something from getting laid? Found out there's more to life the AB?

Answer to What is the fanciest homeless shelter?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 06:42:21 -0700

What is the fanciest homeless shelter?

Fanciest? I read the book "The Rainmaker" John Grisham) and they described a good one. seperate rooms, 1 year stay to find work and lockable doors. Bathroom (Community) and frankly that's a good idea for one. There's lots of warehouses going empty, about $5K-$10K would...

Answer to In today's modern society, would a person be able to live in a car and still lead an otherwise average life (such as hold a job, sleep, eat, go on holiday etc)?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 06:24:14 -0700

In today's modern society, would a person be able to live in a car and still lead an otherwise average life (such as hold a job, sleep, eat, go on holiday etc)?

It CAn be done. There's drawbacks of course. - I lived in a cargo van for a few months. Showers weren't hard, Wal-mart had a "Solar Shower" bag which held 5 gallows and you used the sun for heating it. - I used a gas stove for the winter to heat the water. - If possible,...

Answer to Do homeless people have homes?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 06:02:06 -0700

Do homeless people have homes?

Some actually do. They're called "Scammers" and take money instead of really working for it.

Answer to The Statue of Libery now has a big, huge sign on it for all the world to see. what does it say?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 05:48:48 -0700

The Statue of Libery now has a big, huge sign on it for all the world to see. what does it say?

"Are you sure this trip was necessacry?"

Answer to Every US Citizen need to read this! Thoughts?

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 05:44:33 -0700

Every US Citizen need to read this! Thoughts?

My mind is blank.

Answer to On a full moon do you find your hands getting hairier, i do.?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:34:55 -0700

On a full moon do you find your hands getting hairier, i do.?

You do? Keep that up and you'll go blind too. The how would you forage for human flesh? You'd be more likely to knock yourself out hitting a tree, or get hit by a vehicle with lots of yokels with guns..Ouch!

Answer to Have you ever woke up and found a turkey in your backyard?(I Did on wed)

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:32:42 -0700

Have you ever woke up and found a turkey in your backyard?(I Did on wed)

Turkeys, deer, stray dogs (Rare) coyotes, turtles (One of my dogs tried using it as a chew toy) Lower south MO though. One night had the coyotes howl no more then 100 feet away and my dogs about went nuts! Talk about a shiver up and down the spine!

Answer to Is there any empirical evidence or scientific proof that a full moon causes people to behave strangely, or exacerbates whatever peculiarities or obsessions a person may have?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:29:33 -0700

Is there any empirical evidence or scientific proof that a full moon causes people to behave strangely, or exacerbates whatever peculiarities or obsessions a person may have?

Don't know but worked a 7-11 in colorado and I'd normally get a few "Odd ones" in time to time, but during the full moons, they 'd really come out of the woodwork. Had one guy walk aroud the store 3 times before coming in as he was afraid the CIA was chasing him or...

Answer to Creamtion or land or sea burial?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:24:33 -0700

Creamtion or land or sea burial?

Creamation and then stuffed into a cannon..Going out with a bang!!

Answer to How do cemeteries make money once they are full

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:22:09 -0700

How do cemeteries make money once they are full

Well, what they do is they get the money up front. A portion is placed in a non-accesible account which pays for the land taxes to pereptuity. so they fill it and move on to another burial ground.

Answer to Have you ever heard of the people who had the Electric Chair Death Sentence and never died or couldnt die in the Electric Chair?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:19:04 -0700

Have you ever heard of the people who had the Electric Chair Death Sentence and never died or couldnt die in the Electric Chair?

There once was a condutor who had a nasty temper. Mad about one violinist, he shot the man dead. Sentence was death by electricity. As his last meal request was 5 green apples. So they strapped himj in and hit the juice. Nothing happened and so they let him go free. 3 years later, he did...

Answer to Where would be a bad place to get buried?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:12:20 -0700

Where would be a bad place to get buried?

In a hastily dug shallow grave where people rarely come by after I was brutally murdered...

Answer to Would you keep the bed your mother passed away on till the day you die? why or why not?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:03:03 -0700

Would you keep the bed your mother passed away on till the day you die? why or why not?

Well, Mom died in a hospice. Do you know what happens when you die? You let loose of EVERYTHING in your bowels or bladder. Now if you had rubber sheets, that's ok, but if they weren't found for sometime, the odor would take awhile to get out. I think small momentos are better..

Answer to If you were to have a last breath... slowly dying.... what would your last words be to your closest friend?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:00:04 -0700

If you were to have a last breath... slowly dying.... what would your last words be to your closest friend?

Your wife was great...

Answer to What two words do you wish God says to you in the end? Mine is: "I understand."

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:58:15 -0700

What two words do you wish God says to you in the end? Mine is: "I understand."

Actually he'll say "Well done my good and faithful servant, entre into the joy of the Lord" OR "Get thee gone thou slothful and wicked servant"

Answer to Does anyone besides me NOT care that Michael Jackson is dead?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:45:05 -0700

Does anyone besides me NOT care that Michael Jackson is dead?

Several young males are breathing a sigh of relief he's gone.

Answer to Why is what happened in this news story, a "bad" thing or a "big deal?" The dude was DEAD! So what? Some bodies are CREMATED, ya know!

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:43:50 -0700

Why is what happened in this news story, a "bad" thing or a "big deal?" The dude was DEAD! So what? Some bodies are CREMATED, ya know!

The widow probably was too cheap to pay for the extra coffin, verbally told the director to cut them and then after a few months, had them dig it up. The director has no claim to the adverse, she he's being made the scapegoat. So she gets cash back..Pretty nifty trick.

Answer to Whether by malicious intent, freak accident, or self-defense, do you think you will ever take a human life?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:36:23 -0700

Whether by malicious intent, freak accident, or self-defense, do you think you will ever take a human life?

Hell yes. Come at me with a weapon and it better be a gun because if not, they're going to be the one mourned for.

Answer to If you were in a plane crash but didn't die would you change yo life

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:34:05 -0700

If you were in a plane crash but didn't die would you change yo life

Yes, I'd no longer be afriad of flying as that kind of occurance is VERY rare. I'd change my shorts and then thank God and then ponder why I was still alive and maybe be nicer to people instead of kicking them in ther groin.

Answer to What's something you shouldn't say, at a funeral?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:32:20 -0700

What's something you shouldn't say, at a funeral?

Uh oh! The eyeballs have fallen in already!! What's that stink? Who farted??

Answer to If you lost a parent as a child (age 6-7), what did you think of it then and how did it change after 3-4 years? This is for a children's story that I'm writing.

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:29:28 -0700

If you lost a parent as a child (age 6-7), what did you think of it then and how did it change after 3-4 years? This is for a children's story that I'm writing.

I guess I didn't fully underatdn it. I was 4 when my Father committed suicide. But from ages 9-14 I had the WORST nightmares about being chased by Monsters, having monsters grabbing family (Or squashing them) and generally had a hell of a childhood till I found out at 15 he'd done it...

Answer to Do you have to be embalmed when you die

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:27:09 -0700

Do you have to be embalmed when you die

The Jewish religion forbids it and you can donate your body to the colleges...Or get fired up. :)

Answer to Sorry, but you died today. By special permission you can whisper up to 10 words in the ear of one person. What will you say, and to whom?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:25:52 -0700

Sorry, but you died today. By special permission you can whisper up to 10 words in the ear of one person. What will you say, and to whom?

I have 2 sisters. Each would hear "You sucked as a sister" Yes, I sucked as a brother, but that's another story :)

Answer to What is the motivation for someone to kiss a corpse in a casket?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:23:59 -0700

What is the motivation for someone to kiss a corpse in a casket?

To say the final farewell. What one parent did once, was have the young daughter do the same. She freaked and to this day won't attend a funeral and hates her mother for making her do that...

Answer to My daughter, who is 23, asked me today "How do you prepare for someones death that you know is dying" I told her to spend as much quality time with them as you can and they will always be alive in the memories they created. Was this good advice?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:19:41 -0700

My daughter, who is 23, asked me today "How do you prepare for someones death that you know is dying" I told her to spend as much quality time with them as you can and they will always be alive in the memories they created. Was this good advice?

Dang right it was. If they leave her anything, that's also a reminder to her to be loving to all at their passing.

Answer to Why do so many families fight when parents die?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:16:50 -0700

Why do so many families fight when parents die?

Because they know that "Mommies Dearest" of "Daddy's little girl will make off like a bandit. :)

Answer to How did you deal/cope with your Mom's death?(Or the person that raised you)

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:15:01 -0700

How did you deal/cope with your Mom's death?(Or the person that raised you)

Cried for a bit, then went on with life. I remember her good days and the bad, but still think of her fondly.

Answer to Eventually, we must all leave this earth. How would you wish to depart? These are your only choices: Smoking related cancer...heart attack? Dementia, such as Alzheimer's disease?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:54:07 -0700

Eventually, we must all leave this earth. How would you wish to depart? These are your only choices: Smoking related cancer...heart attack? Dementia, such as Alzheimer's disease?

Heart attack while driving a big truck and going off a major bridge and only living long enough to see the bottom, but not to make it to impact. Hopefully, they'd have camers filimng so people can say "Oh wow Dude, that's awesome!"

Answer to I just recent found out that my best friend of 20 years passed away leaving behind 5 young kids and my heart goes out to them but how do i offer to takem them in to my heart and home without upseting her fucked up husband who doesnt deserve those kids?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:46:38 -0700

I just recent found out that my best friend of 20 years passed away leaving behind 5 young kids and my heart goes out to them but how do i offer to takem them in to my heart and home without upseting her fucked up husband who doesnt deserve those kids?

Call CSD anonymously every month and report the terrible things and screams you have heard coming from the house. The visits might make him straighten up...

Answer to While looking at a co-workers picture, have you ever asked "is this your dad"? when in fact it was actually their mother. Were you able to excape the office unharmed?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:44:39 -0700

While looking at a co-workers picture, have you ever asked "is this your dad"? when in fact it was actually their mother. Were you able to excape the office unharmed?

Never had that occur, but heard one guy at an office put a mustache on a VPs mothers picture (Grease pen on glass no damage) and that guy went to damn near everyone in the plant trying to find out who did it. Later, same guy was said to have then pasted a dogs head on the pic. VP about had a...

Answer to How do i tell my sister how our father died?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:41:01 -0700

How do i tell my sister how our father died?

If it's kinky, she'll be shocked, but it all depends on her ability to accept it. Imagine the families reaction to find their son (True story) had died of Peritinitus from having anal sex with a stallion and it pumped once too hard. Now THAT'S embaressing!

Answer to How many of you have your will written and worry that you have the money aside for your funeral are you worried if you do not have any of this done or do you think in the way that oh well someone will sort it out .

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:36:23 -0700

How many of you have your will written and worry that you have the money aside for your funeral are you worried if you do not have any of this done or do you think in the way that oh well someone will sort it out .

Well, I have neither as I'm unemployed. But don't cry for me, I'm doing ok. I have little furniture and the county can pay for cremation. abouit the only chairty I'll ever get from this state.

Answer to Is it true that all graves in a cemetery face East? If so, why?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:33:45 -0700

Is it true that all graves in a cemetery face East? If so, why?

I'm disappointed about the removal of anyones answer, no matter the controversal tone and language. Maybe some people have that bit of Nazi in them it still seems...

Answer to My friend and roommate died about six months ago. I still have days where I feel like I'm not going to make it because I miss him so much. Is this normal?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:27:08 -0700

My friend and roommate died about six months ago. I still have days where I feel like I'm not going to make it because I miss him so much. Is this normal?

Yes..Sorry to hear that. it's been 3 years since my Mother died. I still get a bit "Down" but I remember the few good times I had. It's the best way to remember them.

Answer to You take your pet in for cremation. What is the likelihood you will actually get his/her real ashes back? Do they cremate a whole pile at once?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:25:22 -0700

You take your pet in for cremation. What is the likelihood you will actually get his/her real ashes back? Do they cremate a whole pile at once?

We never did. We always buried them at our old homestead...Which later got sold. My sister asked how I felt their graves being disturbed. I replied as I buried them 4' deep, not likely they'd disturb them, but if they did, they'd get a surprise.

Answer to Your sister tells you dad left everything to you. But the lawyer says everything is left to the National Rifle Association. What do you do?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:22:32 -0700

Your sister tells you dad left everything to you. But the lawyer says everything is left to the National Rifle Association. What do you do?

I'd get a lawyer and have them BREAK THAT WILL and it's alot easier today, then it was say 60 years ago.

Answer to What song would you NOT want played at your funeral?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:19:50 -0700

What song would you NOT want played at your funeral?

"Thank you very much" song from "Scrooge"

Answer to Is it true that right before a person freeze's to death, they have a feeling of warmth? And if so,Why?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:17:14 -0700

Is it true that right before a person freeze's to death, they have a feeling of warmth? And if so,Why?

I believe it's due to how your nerve ends react. They shut down at a certian point (Like 3rd degree burns) and so you cannot "Feel" the cold anymmore and thus, you feel warm instead but that is the illusion.

Answer to What would you do if you woke up one morning, and there was a tag stuck on your toe?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:14:27 -0700

What would you do if you woke up one morning, and there was a tag stuck on your toe?

Say "Well, someone is gonna get a BIG damn surprise!"

Answer to My little sister died this morning unexpecticly, Would you all say a prayer for her? I know this not the place to post this kind of a think, but have to stay strong for my mother. Sorry about this post if I offended anyone with it.

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 14:02:58 -0700

My little sister died this morning unexpecticly, Would you all say a prayer for her? I know this not the place to post this kind of a think, but have to stay strong for my mother. Sorry about this post if I offended anyone with it.

Kind of strange anyone would post such a thing the day of passing. I'd think they'd be doing something a bit more important then going on Ab and telling everyone. (IMNSHO)

Answer to You are dying in your dead bed, what will you tell your spouse ? Not to date anyone else, say nothing or tell him/her to re-marry ? How long do you wait to get on with your life?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:58:23 -0700

You are dying in your dead bed, what will you tell your spouse ? Not to date anyone else, say nothing or tell him/her to re-marry ? How long do you wait to get on with your life?

"I sold everything last week and bet it on the dogtrack and lost. So, you have nothing left to take from me" "Mruuummph!!" Code Blue!! Code Blue!!!

Answer to Do you celebrate the death anniversary of a loved one with a mass or church event?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:55:32 -0700

Do you celebrate the death anniversary of a loved one with a mass or church event?

No, I just see the date I marked and pray for their souls (Mom only) (Dad was a sucide and Grandmother hated my Mother)

Answer to Do you think the government should put a "child limit" on people that recieve welfare?

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:50:39 -0700

Do you think the government should put a "child limit" on people that recieve welfare?

Well, I'm for "Forced Removal" of the child. Maybe with good upbringing, they'll make a worthwhile contribution to society and not be a scumbucket like their parents. "Monkey see, Monkey do"