Answerbag: CleverlyPut's answers

Answer to What is your favorite burger topping?

Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:09:51 -0700

What is your favorite burger topping?

Pickles and tomatoes, I like my burgers juicy.

Answer to What is you favourite browser?

Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:05:04 -0700

What is you favourite browser?

IE 7

Answer to What is your quadriceps muscle

Thu, 08 Mar 2007 04:44:18 -0800

What is your quadriceps muscle

It's the largest group of muscles in the body, which are composed of four heads 'Hence Quad' that are located in the front of the leg. The bending motion from a kick lets say, is contraction from this group together.

Answer to I'm a 20 yr old 160 lb skinny guy. I finally found a mass supplement that fits my regimen perfectly except I would be taking 25 g of sat fat per day (150% sdv). Is that a big deal? Should I pay more for less sat fat?

Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:57:25 -0800

I'm a 20 yr old 160 lb skinny guy. I finally found a mass supplement that fits my regimen perfectly except I would be taking 25 g of sat fat per day (150% sdv). Is that a big deal? Should I pay more for less sat fat?

I'll venture to guess that your body type is an ectomorph, Hardgainer?? What is your goal exactly? If it's gaining weight or adding muscle mass your on the right path. The ticket to doing either is an excess in calories. With respect to your 'regimin' though there is a...

Answer to How i can fix the R when is not working?

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 17:56:11 -0800

How i can fix the R when is not working?

This happened to me last year; take the controller apart and re-align the rubber inside, be careful when putting it back together it's easy to mis-alignment the rubber with the other buttons. Have the entertainment system handy and keep checking it as you put it back together. You...

Answer to I need some Bush quotes for my website im making can you give me some please?

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 17:34:25 -0800

I need some Bush quotes for my website im making can you give me some please?

The 50 Dumbest Things President Bush Said in His First Term... http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushdumbquotes.htm

Answer to Where is Jules Verne buried? [Specify please]

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 17:26:09 -0800

Where is Jules Verne buried? [Specify please]

Jules Verne is buried in the Madeleine Cemetery in Amiens.

Answer to Do you answer in hopes of recieving comments, or do you answer only for the sake of helping?

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:35:21 -0800

Do you answer in hopes of recieving comments, or do you answer only for the sake of helping?

The points for me are irrelevant, this is life there is no score... My life life here is subject to 'Divine Order' if I'm meant to cross paths with someone electronically to help cahnge or affect a life then so be it.

Answer to What was the best present you recieved this Christmas?

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:31:06 -0800

What was the best present you recieved this Christmas?

Being with my whole family for another year.

Answer to What are some good rap songs from the mid 90's

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:30:03 -0800

What are some good rap songs from the mid 90's

Master P Too Short Mobb Deep Tribe called Quest Ghost face Killah Ja Rule Dr Dre 2 Pac DMX Eminem Outkast... Sorry that's all I got, Ask again later.

Answer to What was the most IMPRACTICAL article of clothing invented for women in modern times?

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:25:23 -0800

What was the most IMPRACTICAL article of clothing invented for women in modern times?

Most expensive bra and underwear: $15 million In 2002, Victoria's Secret out-did all of their records and created a $15 million bra and underwear titled Red Hot Fantasy. This bra was made of red satin, 1,300 gemstones, including rubies and diamonds. Before this, they had launched a one of...

Answer to What do you suggest to be my avatar? What is the best avatar ever?

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:19:13 -0800

What do you suggest to be my avatar? What is the best avatar ever?

Tell me what 'PHuSiOn9' means to you and I'll give you honest opinion.

Answer to During the Holidays, when school is out, do we have to slow down at the blinking yellow light in the school zone? Knowing school is out.

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:17:02 -0800

During the Holidays, when school is out, do we have to slow down at the blinking yellow light in the school zone? Knowing school is out.

Only if you see invisble children crossing the street.

Answer to Now the Christmas is over, I miss Christmas carols, music, and all the fun of X-mas. Do you feel the same way?

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:16:14 -0800

Now the Christmas is over, I miss Christmas carols, music, and all the fun of X-mas. Do you feel the same way?

No, Christmas is joyful in the sense but it's exhasting, the shopping, the what does he/she want/need, all the phone calls to get the right gifts, being kept on the phone with all the people that chew your ear off when you 'DO' call... It's nice to see the smiles and...

Answer to In the begining there was adam & eve. they had two sons, cain & able. how did the rest of us come from 2 males?

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:12:10 -0800

In the begining there was adam & eve. they had two sons, cain & able. how did the rest of us come from 2 males?

The Bible does not give us a specific number. Adam and Eve had Cain (Genesis 4:1), Abel (Genesis 4:2), Seth (Genesis 4:25), and many other sons and daughters (Genesis 5:4). With likely hundreds of years of child-bearing capability, Adam and Eve likely had 50+ children in their lifetime.

Answer to What, if any is your favorite movie from the '80's?

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 19:09:48 -0800

What, if any is your favorite movie from the '80's?

1 E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 1982 2 Return of the Jedi 1983 3 The Empire Strikes Back 1980 4 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 1989 5 Batman 1989 6 Rain Man 1988 7 Raiders of the Lost Ark 1981 8 Who Framed Roger Rabbit 1988 9 Back to the Future 1985 ...

Answer to What is your favorite gum flavor?

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 18:21:34 -0800

What is your favorite gum flavor?

Extra, the blue one...It lasts the longest, I chew a lot of gum.

Answer to What is Johnny Depp's email address?

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 18:19:33 -0800

What is Johnny Depp's email address?

Try this, you'll have to fill out your contact info... http://www.celebritycontactpage.com/

Answer to Please make a ONE word statement about love. "Love is____?

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 18:17:26 -0800

Please make a ONE word statement about love. "Love is____?

'COMPLEX'

Answer to If a guy calls you fat, what should you do? take it seriously, or are they just joking/teasing you?

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 18:15:59 -0800

If a guy calls you fat, what should you do? take it seriously, or are they just joking/teasing you?

Depends on who it is, a co-worker is probably just being an a*s trying to step up on some kind pedistool. A mad boyfriend is trying to get under your skin, if you say 'do I look fat in this' and he says yes he might be saving you from embarassment. I guess the reponse depends on the...

Answer to If you had to choose. Would you freeze to death, or burn to death?

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 18:11:46 -0800

If you had to choose. Would you freeze to death, or burn to death?

Burned, if I could only expirence one intense sensation I'd never have to go through again i'd be burned, imagine the adrenaline rush. I already know what it feels like to freeze my a*s.

Answer to Does anybody have any piercings or tattoos they're willing to reveal?

Wed, 27 Dec 2006 18:06:20 -0800

Does anybody have any piercings or tattoos they're willing to reveal?

'Prince Albert'

Answer to Is there anyone on answerbag that is married to another answerbagger?

Sun, 24 Dec 2006 07:45:47 -0800

Is there anyone on answerbag that is married to another answerbagger?

I hope not! I don't think she would like some of the questions and answers I put on here, I'm not really the type of person that deals well with, having to 'explain' myself. I think I'm enntitled to my decision and that's that.(more or less)

Answer to If you could get gifts for other Baggers for the Holidays, what would you give them?

Sat, 23 Dec 2006 05:27:58 -0800

If you could get gifts for other Baggers for the Holidays, what would you give them?

A piece of my mind and a score if they raised my brow from wit.

Answer to SHOULD THERE BE A MINIMUM AGE THAT GIRLS ARE ALLOWED TO GET PREGNANT? OR MAYBE A LICENSE?

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 22:00:41 -0800

SHOULD THERE BE A MINIMUM AGE THAT GIRLS ARE ALLOWED TO GET PREGNANT? OR MAYBE A LICENSE?

Yup, and I think that there should be classes in high school and college that bring parental awarness to the younger crowd. Everyday I get older I see younger and younger people walking around parenting children, it's scary to think that an 11 or 13 year thinks that they have the capacity to...

Answer to AB keeps "freezing" up after a few minutes. Windows will not respond. Anyone else having a problem?

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 21:54:49 -0800

AB keeps "freezing" up after a few minutes. Windows will not respond. Anyone else having a problem?

I'm not expeiencing any problems, try restarting your computer .

Answer to At what age should i stop allowing my son to shower or bathe with me

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 21:52:52 -0800

At what age should i stop allowing my son to shower or bathe with me

This is a topic that has been amoung our family lately, my daughter with be turning two soon and my wife seems to think it's time to I stop showering with her now. I tend to disagree and think that it is okay to shower with your child of the same or opposite sex until they 4ish maybe 5? I...

Answer to If you went to a supermarket deli and asked for 1 lb of meat or cheese and the person sliced more than a pound and they took the excess food item off the scale and threw it in the trash behind them, would you say anything to the clerk?

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 20:26:22 -0800

If you went to a supermarket deli and asked for 1 lb of meat or cheese and the person sliced more than a pound and they took the excess food item off the scale and threw it in the trash behind them, would you say anything to the clerk?

Nope, I'd let him do his job and go about my day/night. I think if this does happens it's probably for sanitation reasons, I surely would not appreciate getting left over cuttings from another sale.

Answer to If I just bought a brand new snowboard, do I still need to get it sharpened and waxed? Or should I not worry about that until after I use it?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 19:46:39 -0800

If I just bought a brand new snowboard, do I still need to get it sharpened and waxed? Or should I not worry about that until after I use it?

I argree with the beginner, he's refering to the point of contact at the tip and end of of the board. There is an area there that needs to be 'detuned' with a sandstone or 'gummi stone' otherwise the sharp cantact could send you to the trees if your not careful. A local...

Answer to What song best describes your personality?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 19:38:17 -0800

What song best describes your personality?

'Bout it (Master P) Naaaa!... Any song? Cocktails (Too Short)... Nope, that's not it either... Ahaaa! Eye of the tiger! (Survivor)...Yeah that's it...Dant..dant,dnat,dant...dant,dant,daaaaaaaa!

Answer to What do you believe or hold most dear that, if proved to be wrong or a lie, would shake you to your core?

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 17:56:46 -0800

What do you believe or hold most dear that, if proved to be wrong or a lie, would shake you to your core?

Marriage.

Answer to How can I get a guy to ask me out?

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 20:34:39 -0800

How can I get a guy to ask me out?

OOoooohhh, I should'nt... Tell 'em your a stripper & a wild women, then after you've had your way way with them, tell 'em your mom is dying, whatever! BANK!

Answer to Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 20:30:58 -0800

Whats your favorite pickup line? The funnier the better

have we met? Oh that's right your name is Visa right?... Your every place I want to be, What are you drinking?

Answer to How do you bring a spark to your relationship?

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 20:13:29 -0800

How do you bring a spark to your relationship?

All you can do for her is bring patients, attention and plenty of complements. The rest is up to you! Good luck!

Answer to What is a good present for my gf (im 13 she is 14)

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 19:57:33 -0800

What is a good present for my gf (im 13 she is 14)

Aaaawww, youth, you know her better than anyone, but try things like music, Gift certs. from stores she shops, cell phone, cd's/mp3's, mp3 player,...OOOhhhh, OOhhhOhHhh! women LOVE Bath & Body for some reason do that!

Answer to There's this girl I want to ask out but I'm not sure how. What should I say?

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 19:46:57 -0800

There's this girl I want to ask out but I'm not sure how. What should I say?

Hey baby you tired?... 'Cause you've been running in mind all day! Just kidding, what's the situation? Not enough info. (I'm always down for my 'Baggers'; frankly this is my speacialty (trust me)), Try again 'lil man, if you'd like a serious response...

Answer to Why although I love my sisters and brother very much ,would I not choose to have them as my friends?. (except one)

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 19:41:35 -0800

Why although I love my sisters and brother very much ,would I not choose to have them as my friends?. (except one)

The older you get the more that fades, trust me... How old are you?

Answer to Why do Answerbag users bully other users by giving bad ratings?

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 19:40:19 -0800

Why do Answerbag users bully other users by giving bad ratings?

Their are! It's Not me! FU*KING TROLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHERE DO I JOIN THE ANTI....!

Answer to Are you happy? If so, how did you get that way?

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 19:29:57 -0800

Are you happy? If so, how did you get that way?

Nurturing my mind and learning how to control the things around me, in 'my world'. I've learned to understanding that the only power I have over any situation in my life is to change it, deal with or leave.

Answer to Who or what will your last thought be of before you die?

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 19:07:28 -0800

Who or what will your last thought be of before you die?

"I know I was here for a reason, have I fulfilled my purpose?"

Answer to What was a stupid decison you made recently (or in your life)

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 19:05:50 -0800

What was a stupid decison you made recently (or in your life)

WELL... Puppy love is so much different than the real thing, for a Christmas gift in 1997 I tattooed my Ex's name as symbol of my love for her (I had just turned 18, Professional tattoo) this is not your typical tattoo It's been published in tattoo magazine. It's height is about...

Answer to Could you go without the Internet for more than a week?

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 18:55:44 -0800

Could you go without the Internet for more than a week?

JEEZE!, Good question, YES! But I don't think my company would make very much money.

Answer to How do i get a job at age 13?

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 18:54:07 -0800

How do i get a job at age 13?

How can you bend metal if you don't try? I dont know where you are but here, if your in school you get a workers permit from your counselor, then go apply for jobs, what do you what to do?

Answer to What is you favorite thing to do at home?

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 18:50:57 -0800

What is you favorite thing to do at home?

Forget about work till the morning, pound the keys for questions and aswers, watch a little TV, drink a little booze, eat, enjoy my family, play video games, watch movies, eat, download music,eat some more, not think about work, eat again, try to figure out all the things at work I couldn't...

Answer to Can you help me get to Level 40 as a Christmas gift?

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 18:44:55 -0800

Can you help me get to Level 40 as a Christmas gift?

Merry Chistmas! +3, Splash me one back for the New year!

Answer to What two things could you not do when you were a child, but you can do now?

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 18:11:53 -0800

What two things could you not do when you were a child, but you can do now?

Buy myself whatever I want whenever I want and... Have my way with a beautiful women whenever I want.

Answer to Do you smoke?

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 18:09:24 -0800

Do you smoke?

NEVER!?... The cigarette does, why do you ask?

Answer to Have you ever divorced? If so, how many times?

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:22:13 -0800

Have you ever divorced? If so, how many times?

Yes, once. I tell this one that she is my favorite wife of all time but she doesn't really like that? Go figure a compliment a women doesn't like.

Answer to Do you guys accually truly like your inlaws?

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 21:27:41 -0800

Do you guys accually truly like your inlaws?

Believe it or not, I love them they are the most genuine people I've ever met, I consider them my own. I came from a broken family that has grown to be very disconnected and truly disfuctional. To give you an idea I haven't spoken with my mother for almost 10 years, I've tried to...

Answer to Many people hate feet. Do you?

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 21:04:13 -0800

Many people hate feet. Do you?

No, You know it's there's nothing I love more than PERFECT feet, I know this is a little wierd (and I'm a hard critic) but WOMEN that have good looking feet get a golden ticket my book (I dont do guy feet).

Answer to What would you say to the person you love the most if they were dying in your arms and it was your last chance to talk to them?

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 21:00:50 -0800

What would you say to the person you love the most if they were dying in your arms and it was your last chance to talk to them?

Ha,Ha okay... I was supposed to die first how could YOU!.. JK, our children will fine, come back and visit me okay? Promise?

Answer to What is the best insult ever? (swear as much as you like, but do the * thing)

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 20:32:19 -0800

What is the best insult ever? (swear as much as you like, but do the * thing)

You should have been swallowed.

Answer to If you could ask God one question, what would you ask?

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 20:30:22 -0800

If you could ask God one question, what would you ask?

What is the purpose you intended for me?

Answer to What does your shirt say right now?

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 20:20:20 -0800

What does your shirt say right now?

"Half man (pointing up), Half horse" (pointing down).

Answer to Is there a way to minimize bitterness when you know politics and not performance is preventing you from advancing up the corporate ladder?

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 20:12:46 -0800

Is there a way to minimize bitterness when you know politics and not performance is preventing you from advancing up the corporate ladder?

Trust in divine order and show up to do your job as detailed. Dont take things personal; this is what you get paid to do. Smile at who you have to and ask the questions that you know will get you the right attention. Point out the obvious to make yourself look good but someone else look bad. Be...

Answer to What's the funnisiest thing youve ever seen?

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:09:08 -0800

What's the funnisiest thing youve ever seen?

True story; I was at a party one night where this guy wants to get a tattoo from this other guy on his back (drunk of course). Well he wanted a tattoo of the Virgin Mary, so guy giving the tattoo says okay, draws up the template, other guy agrees. Well not long after the guy started the tattoo...

Answer to Do you think that telling your child that Santa Claus exists is bad because you are lying to them?

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 21:36:06 -0800

Do you think that telling your child that Santa Claus exists is bad because you are lying to them?

Yes, me and my wife have gone rounds over this issue, it's my opinion that if they are taught the reality and buffer it with fun that it makes it more enjoyable. I was taught to believe there was no Santa I never felt a loss, my wife on the other hand was devastated to learn there was no...

Answer to How does one pay for college?

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 21:30:14 -0800

How does one pay for college?

Parents, loans, friends, job, I've meet a lot of strippers that said they were in school?

Answer to I'm hungry what should I make to eat?

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 21:28:59 -0800

I'm hungry what should I make to eat?

PIZZA!

Answer to Who do you hate and why?

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 21:26:42 -0800

Who do you hate and why?

.....?

Answer to How do you feel about breastfeeding in public?

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 20:44:10 -0800

How do you feel about breastfeeding in public?

I think it symbolizes the love a mother has for child. I think it's totally natural and should be promoted, really what are you gonna do? "I'm sorry but you can't feed your baby here ma'am", that's obsurd! Think about how much a mother is truly giving to the...

Answer to Spit or swallow?

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 20:11:48 -0800

Spit or swallow?

I like when she swallows myself but spitting is okay too if it's done right.

Answer to What do you desire in life?

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 19:59:37 -0800

What do you desire in life?

One thing... Success at anything I do.

Answer to What is coush? I heard of it in one of my favorite songs called "Let's Ride" by (hed) P.E.- I dream I work I bleed I say things that I don't really mean, but mostly when I drink too much and I'm smoking too much coush and I'm under too much pressure...

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 19:37:46 -0800

What is coush? I heard of it in one of my favorite songs called "Let's Ride" by (hed) P.E.- I dream I work I bleed I say things that I don't really mean, but mostly when I drink too much and I'm smoking too much coush and I'm under too much pressure...

OOOppsss! this was supposed to be a comment for 'hedccd' not an answer. I grew up in a different era, slang changes to keep up with the times. It's still a hydrophonic that's puffy and powerful.

Answer to If I hook up one speaker to my amplifier instead of the normal pair, will this damage the amp? i'm not sure if only having one speaker hooked up causes some sort of unballance with the amp and resulting in faillure later.

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 14:55:20 -0800

If I hook up one speaker to my amplifier instead of the normal pair, will this damage the amp? i'm not sure if only having one speaker hooked up causes some sort of unballance with the amp and resulting in faillure later.

No, your amp should be capable of what's called 'bridging', esentially it's when you use one polarity from each 'port'. Look for the diagram above the ports in question on the amp, you'll see a line that connects two of X ports together use the polarities that...

Answer to Did your parents support you finacially at all between the ages of 20 to 30, if so how much and for how long? (honest answers)

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 20:21:28 -0800

Did your parents support you finacially at all between the ages of 20 to 30, if so how much and for how long? (honest answers)

No, I moved at 17 and never looked back, I've given my mom finacial support when I was between the ages of 20-30 does that count?

Answer to Why do men and women get married, then decide to cheat?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 20:08:22 -0800

Why do men and women get married, then decide to cheat?

Because their disipline is weaker than their heart.

Answer to What was the most awkward situation you have ever been in?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 20:03:52 -0800

What was the most awkward situation you have ever been in?

Before my wife and I got married her mom walked in on us while she was polishing my helmet, to make it worse after we were done jumping around the couch her mom says "it could be worse, I could come over and shake your hand" and she did, this was the first time I met 'mom'....

Answer to My daughter has dry patches of skin on her legs. What could this be?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 20:00:18 -0800

My daughter has dry patches of skin on her legs. What could this be?

Not sure, see if this can help you: http://www.medicinenet.com/rash/article.htm

Answer to What time do you quit Answerbagging and go to bed?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 19:49:48 -0800

What time do you quit Answerbagging and go to bed?

Inbetween 9:00pm and 1:00pm, it depends on how much I've had to drink.

Answer to If you could date any celeb who would it be.

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 19:44:40 -0800

If you could date any celeb who would it be.

Rachel McAdams.

Answer to How old were you when you learned how to use the computer?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 19:38:52 -0800

How old were you when you learned how to use the computer?

Thoughly learned? <3 years ago.

Answer to After six years of loving someone and still not getting a chance with the person, would you think it is time to move on?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 19:37:06 -0800

After six years of loving someone and still not getting a chance with the person, would you think it is time to move on?

It depends, do they know you how you feel about them? Short story, my wife was head over heels in love with me for about four years, all the while I never had a clue. We hung out at times, caught a movie, lunch whatever. I liked her to but she saw other people and I respected those boundries,...

Answer to Why do you believe in God?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 19:31:06 -0800

Why do you believe in God?

A higher power yes, God no.

Answer to Why do I always get addicted to the phone?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 19:29:52 -0800

Why do I always get addicted to the phone?

You have obsessive compulsive characteristic traits?

Answer to Is there anyone in your life that you know you would give your life for?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 19:28:11 -0800

Is there anyone in your life that you know you would give your life for?

Any member of my entire family (including in-laws), if it came down to it; take your pick.

Answer to What do you do every morning that you think is quite unique to you (such as whistling a tune while brushing your teeth and hopping from foot to foot)?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 19:25:18 -0800

What do you do every morning that you think is quite unique to you (such as whistling a tune while brushing your teeth and hopping from foot to foot)?

Fresh out of bed on my way to the kitchen to make some coffee It's a quick stop to the computer to get it fired up, I'll get the coffee going and then come back to the PC to check on things by priority, Answerbag followed by bank account and then e-mail then it's off to contacts,...

Answer to I bought my 2-family house in 2001 for $400,000, in the past 5 years I've occupied one unit and rent out one unit. In early 2006 I spent $100,000 to renovate the whole house, I plan to sell the house for $650,000, how much capital gain tax will I pay?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 19:15:05 -0800

I bought my 2-family house in 2001 for $400,000, in the past 5 years I've occupied one unit and rent out one unit. In early 2006 I spent $100,000 to renovate the whole house, I plan to sell the house for $650,000, how much capital gain tax will I pay?

You can fill in all the fields here and it'll spit out an answer for you: http://www.moneychimp.com/features/capgain.htm

Answer to What are some differences between men and women? I have to do it for a school project

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 18:14:27 -0800

What are some differences between men and women? I have to do it for a school project

Difference Between Women And Men 1.NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and...

Answer to What is coush? I heard of it in one of my favorite songs called "Let's Ride" by (hed) P.E.- I dream I work I bleed I say things that I don't really mean, but mostly when I drink too much and I'm smoking too much coush and I'm under too much pressure...

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 17:45:20 -0800

What is coush? I heard of it in one of my favorite songs called "Let's Ride" by (hed) P.E.- I dream I work I bleed I say things that I don't really mean, but mostly when I drink too much and I'm smoking too much coush and I'm under too much pressure...

A Special Form of HydroPhonic Marijuana. Very Powerful who's effects last very long, oh and it's CUSH.

Answer to Have you successfully quit smoking after doing it for a long long time and if yes, how?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 15:32:16 -0800

Have you successfully quit smoking after doing it for a long long time and if yes, how?

I don't really belive in quiting but I do stop frequently, here's the thing I'll smoke for like a week and stop for two or three etc. the duration always changes but I don't more than I do. This has been going on for a long, long time, Does this make sense? Does that count?

Answer to What's your favorite kind of cheese?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 15:25:30 -0800

What's your favorite kind of cheese?

Gorgonzola! with a good cracker and a dark imported beer, delizioso!

Answer to I am going to propose to my girlfriend of one year. Id like to include her 7 year old daughter in the proposal. How do I do that creatively?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 15:14:51 -0800

I am going to propose to my girlfriend of one year. Id like to include her 7 year old daughter in the proposal. How do I do that creatively?

Downside to this, what if she says 'no' and you've involved a child that doesn't understand what's going on? (just a thought) upside; something cute huh? How about a tea party or some kind of act that gets put on where you write a script of things that carry meaning...

Answer to Ok..but could a 13 year old date a 18 yr old? if he was very cautious.

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 15:00:44 -0800

Ok..but could a 13 year old date a 18 yr old? if he was very cautious.

Yes... If the 18 yr old was a little sick and deranged, yes, yes HE 'could'. Now that would make the 18yr old a freshman in college? And her 7th/8th grader?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????... NO!, SORRY I...

Answer to Should the rich help the poor?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 14:51:26 -0800

Should the rich help the poor?

Yes they should but alot won't let's ponder; if you worked harder than someone who hasn't and is 'poor' should you be subjected to giving it away? I understand that some people are given different situations but that doesn't entitle them to put their hand out and...

Answer to How do we decide between right and wrong?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 14:44:13 -0800

How do we decide between right and wrong?

Weight the cost versus the reward.

Answer to If you could make a car run on anyone thing as fuel what would you want that one thing to be?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 14:39:53 -0800

If you could make a car run on anyone thing as fuel what would you want that one thing to be?

Music at any volume.

Answer to When did Answerbag start?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 14:33:01 -0800

When did Answerbag start?

December 17, 2003

Answer to I got my suede jacket soaked on the upper back and sholder areas, what should I do to dry with out getting water marks

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 14:27:58 -0800

I got my suede jacket soaked on the upper back and sholder areas, what should I do to dry with out getting water marks

Not really much you can do outside of drying it as much as possible with a dry towel and letting it dry out. You can buy a suede cleaner that looks like an eraser mixed with a fine grit almost like a pumice stick, that will remove most stains it's like an eraser. Outside of that there are...

Answer to What is your favorite Mad T.V. skit?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 14:18:39 -0800

What is your favorite Mad T.V. skit?

STEWART! All of 'em I think they're halarious.

Answer to If you dream that you die, is it possible to die in reality?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 14:17:47 -0800

If you dream that you die, is it possible to die in reality?

The mind cannot live without the body.

Answer to If you only had one dollar and you could only invest it in one thing what would you invest it in and why?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 13:20:52 -0800

If you only had one dollar and you could only invest it in one thing what would you invest it in and why?

A hundred pennies on the way to a big fountain for my daughter to make wishes over and over till I ran out of copper (The investment is a pricless memory with Daughter).

Answer to How do you cope with a broken heart and not make your child suffer with you?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 13:09:57 -0800

How do you cope with a broken heart and not make your child suffer with you?

Count your blessings and just know that eveything happens for a reason even though it might not seem like it at the time.

Answer to Right now, what would make you most happy?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 13:07:47 -0800

Right now, what would make you most happy?

A BIG bag full of money (100's only), a bottle of rum and... Yeah, that's it.

Answer to Where do you live?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 12:46:29 -0800

Where do you live?

In an oven during the summer and fall, paradise during the winter and spring. ~Phoenix, Arizona - US

Answer to Can i be pregnant if both of our underwear were on?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 12:34:07 -0800

Can i be pregnant if both of our underwear were on?

Possibly and unlikely , were your 'underwear' on your ankles or your hips? If they were not on your waist then it's a possibility, If they were then it's still a possibility but more unlikley.

Answer to Is it really bad to drink when lifting weights? Can i drink vodka n still be able to put on muscle?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:26:30 -0800

Is it really bad to drink when lifting weights? Can i drink vodka n still be able to put on muscle?

Are you serious? No, here's why... -First and for most it can lead to a serious injury, obvious to how important you take your training. -Studies show that even small amounts of alcohol have a large impact on fat metabolism. Dropping whole body lipid oxidation (a measure of how much...

Answer to Does anybody ever go to a store to get something and get all this stuff but not the stuff you need?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 10:57:09 -0800

Does anybody ever go to a store to get something and get all this stuff but not the stuff you need?

Yes, this is sales tactic that stores like Wal-Mart or Target use to increase there revenues. It's not a mistake the way the store is set up or what types of things you see on the end caps at different times of the year. It's designed this way to increase revenues, a women needs to pass...

Answer to While working on your boss’s company computer, you discover pornography, including some shots that appear to be of young girls, (less than 18). Must you call the police? Alert your district manager?

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:28:53 -0800

While working on your boss’s company computer, you discover pornography, including some shots that appear to be of young girls, (less than 18). Must you call the police? Alert your district manager?

Alerting your district manager might not be a good idea if it's them that is bogging the computer down with porn. It sounds like the system might be on some kind of network which will tell you who is saving these type of files to the harddrive/server depending on how it's set up or how...

Answer to What is the most painful experience you have endured?

Sat, 16 Dec 2006 20:41:29 -0800

What is the most painful experience you have endured?

Pancreatitis, whoa! Talk about painful. I was hospitalized for two weeks and doped up on morphine the whole time, not good, definitely not good.