Answerbag: Trouser Snake's answers

Answer to Where is the best place in San Fran to watch hockey?

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:21:59 -0700

Where is the best place in San Fran to watch hockey?

HP Pavillion or Anaheim's arena...i dont know if those are actually in san francisco...but in california

Answer to I'm at the hockey game. What is something I could do so that you'll see me on television?

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:19:50 -0700

I'm at the hockey game. What is something I could do so that you'll see me on television?

go streaking on the ice!

Answer to How many hockey jerseys do you own?

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:16:51 -0700

How many hockey jerseys do you own?

team canada jersey san jose sharks white jersey...original logo san jose sharks teal jersey...new logo

Answer to Which goalie would you want on your team, Patrick Roy or Martin Brodeur?

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:14:50 -0700

Which goalie would you want on your team, Patrick Roy or Martin Brodeur?

currently brodeur...overall brodeur!

Answer to Do you think that this is a funny joke? (see my answer)

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:12:49 -0700

Do you think that this is a funny joke? (see my answer)

its humorous...shove it up ur ass hehe

Answer to Ever eaten just cookies for dinner?

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:42:23 -0800

Ever eaten just cookies for dinner?

ive eaten bags of chips for dinner, then cookies afterwards lol

Answer to When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say ? Human!?

Sat, 20 Dec 2008 09:51:50 -0800

When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say ? Human!?

cheese doesn't talk...ur so corny but somewhat amusing.

Answer to What is your best "that's what she said" joke?

Sat, 20 Dec 2008 09:48:58 -0800

What is your best "that's what she said" joke?

my friend and i were camping, he was blowing up his air bed and said "stick it in the hole and pump it" so i said "that's what she said"

Answer to What is the point of dead baby jokes?

Sat, 20 Dec 2008 09:46:57 -0800

What is the point of dead baby jokes?

to see if anyone else will laugh at the horrid nature of the joke

Answer to If you dial 911, will that make a cop come?

Sun, 07 Dec 2008 07:46:42 -0800

If you dial 911, will that make a cop come?

if u hang up yes...u have choice for fire, ambulance or cops

Answer to Can having non-stop sex with your partner all day make your privates sore?

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 14:00:53 -0800

Can having non-stop sex with your partner all day make your privates sore?

mine have been sore from too much masturbation lol so im going to yes to too much sex as well

Answer to Are butt pimples normal?

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:58:18 -0800

Are butt pimples normal?

ive had a couple b4 lol...just wash ur butt more

Answer to Who are you more like, Jekyll or Hyde?

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:56:35 -0800

Who are you more like, Jekyll or Hyde?

id say equally both

Answer to When would people need to dial three nines?

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:56:05 -0800

When would people need to dial three nines?

if it is a part of somebodys phone number of course...example 416-647-5999

Answer to Does anyone feel sorry for OJ?

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:54:37 -0800

Does anyone feel sorry for OJ?

no he should be in there anyways for murder...he deserves to be in jail

Answer to Does anyone know if the disk set of Making the Cut season 2 is coming out? When?

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:53:03 -0800

Does anyone know if the disk set of Making the Cut season 2 is coming out? When?

i dont think the full season is on dvd just parts of it on making the cut season 1: the best of.

Answer to What do you think of the fuss caused by what Dallas Stars Sean Avery said about his former girlfriends?

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:48:48 -0800

What do you think of the fuss caused by what Dallas Stars Sean Avery said about his former girlfriends?

i thought it was actually pretty funny even though it was a low blow...but he is a little hypocritical because elisha cuthbert was going out with komasarek of the canadiens before him and im sure other guys as well. Avery needs to go to europe with ray emery and be forgotten.

Answer to What do you think of people who believe that homosexuality is a disease?

Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:46:07 -0800

What do you think of people who believe that homosexuality is a disease?

they have no common sense because its a choice...diseases are aids that u can get from being a homo and too much bum sex.

Answer to I hear voices in my head, they talk to me, they understand....do you have voices in your head? If so, do you stop and listen to those voices?

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:24:49 -0800

I hear voices in my head, they talk to me, they understand....do you have voices in your head? If so, do you stop and listen to those voices?

it depends on wut they say....if u answer them back u r crazy lol

Answer to What is the most creative swear word you know?

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 16:22:23 -0800

What is the most creative swear word you know?

cunt....not used often...but if used towards a woman u'll get slapped for fun.

Answer to If you really were what you eat... what would you most likely be?

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:57:59 -0800

If you really were what you eat... what would you most likely be?

a box of kraft dinner

Answer to Which is gayer: Being lance bass on Dancing with the stars, or watching lance bass on dancing with the stars?

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 13:24:26 -0800

Which is gayer: Being lance bass on Dancing with the stars, or watching lance bass on dancing with the stars?

woopty doo lance bass is gay....and so is that show...it should be renamed dancing with people who need to resurect their careers.

Answer to Do you believe guys who do gay porn, like Jeff Stryker, could really be heterosexual?

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:48:23 -0800

Do you believe guys who do gay porn, like Jeff Stryker, could really be heterosexual?

thats hard to believe...if ur fucking a guy in the ass a lot for movies, u might as well be gay

Answer to MY PANIS IS LOOSE TOWARDS THE RIGHT SIDE.I WANT TO STRET straight my panis.how can I do this?

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:47:24 -0800

MY PANIS IS LOOSE TOWARDS THE RIGHT SIDE.I WANT TO STRET straight my panis.how can I do this?

jerk off with ur other hand

Answer to Is a windpants fetish odd?

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:46:27 -0800

Is a windpants fetish odd?

no i have heard of much worse

Answer to HOW WOULD U ENTERTAIN PEOPLE AND HOW WOULD YOU WAN'T THEM TO ENTERTAIN U?

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:44:05 -0800

HOW WOULD U ENTERTAIN PEOPLE AND HOW WOULD YOU WAN'T THEM TO ENTERTAIN U?

if it was a casual party play some music and have a keg of beer....i want to be treated the same...give me beer and im good to go

Answer to Which time and place do you belong in? Take this quiz to find out.

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:42:02 -0800

Which time and place do you belong in? Take this quiz to find out.

modern usa

Answer to The Real Housewives of Orange County, New York City, or Atlanta?

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:39:57 -0800

The Real Housewives of Orange County, New York City, or Atlanta?

orange county california

Answer to What are some good songs to get you pumped up before a game?

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:38:48 -0800

What are some good songs to get you pumped up before a game?

we will rock you - queen riot - three days grace song 2 - blur

Answer to What is wrong with.........................?

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:34:43 -0800

What is wrong with.........................?

the world today

Answer to At what age did you lose your virginity or haven't you yet? And what age are you now?

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:39:42 -0800

At what age did you lose your virginity or haven't you yet? And what age are you now?

13 yrs old to my right hand lols

Answer to What would be a good e-mail address for Santa Claus?

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:23:54 -0800

What would be a good e-mail address for Santa Claus?

S_Clause@northpole.com

Answer to How long is your Christmas card list? Does it grow every year?

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:19:49 -0800

How long is your Christmas card list? Does it grow every year?

i have no list

Answer to WHAT WORDS CAN BE MADE FROM MY NAME. KIMBERLY CHRISTY

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:10:22 -0800

WHAT WORDS CAN BE MADE FROM MY NAME. KIMBERLY CHRISTY

christ cyber climber brick mercy milky thick hick itchy tricky shirt there is more im too lazy though

Answer to Does anyone living in the Pittsburgh area want to trade hockey items? I'm a die hard Penguins fan living in 'Canes Country and I need my Pens fix. Can anyone help?

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 10:59:29 -0800

Does anyone living in the Pittsburgh area want to trade hockey items? I'm a die hard Penguins fan living in 'Canes Country and I need my Pens fix. Can anyone help?

try ebay to sell and buy

Answer to When they're playing at their highest level, who is the best NHL team in the league today?

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 10:57:24 -0800

When they're playing at their highest level, who is the best NHL team in the league today?

im going with my faves the sharks...they shoulda been playing this last few years but ron wilson is an idiot. its hard to argue when their record is 20-3-1...sure some of their wins weren't convincing but they've been getting it done.

Answer to I forgot to remember my mom and dad on the days that they died- does this mean that i didn't really care for them or love them?

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 10:55:15 -0800

I forgot to remember my mom and dad on the days that they died- does this mean that i didn't really care for them or love them?

no its better to move on...i dont even give either of my parents anniversary gifts and cant even tell u days they got re-married

Answer to If you could commit any crime without guilt or remorse, what would it be (please be detailed)

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 10:53:01 -0800

If you could commit any crime without guilt or remorse, what would it be (please be detailed)

robbery

Answer to Is it possible for something to "Die Soft"?

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 10:51:40 -0800

Is it possible for something to "Die Soft"?

dying in ur sleep i guess

Answer to Do you think gUys being single is happy?

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 10:48:18 -0800

Do you think gUys being single is happy?

im single and sometimes happy but would like a gf

Answer to Who would win? Boethius or Pat Sajak?

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 10:45:31 -0800

Who would win? Boethius or Pat Sajak?

i dunno boethius the philosopher very well so im going with sajak

Answer to Liar Liar Pants on ___________________

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 10:42:45 -0800

Liar Liar Pants on ___________________

upside down

Answer to Rap and Hip Hop are tha best, do u agree?

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 10:41:49 -0800

Rap and Hip Hop are tha best, do u agree?

no im all about rock...but i respect other genres

Answer to What's your favourite mustard; English, Dijon or wholegrain?

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 07:02:46 -0800

What's your favourite mustard; English, Dijon or wholegrain?

regular ass mustard

Answer to What is the meanest reptile?

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 07:01:39 -0800

What is the meanest reptile?

T-Rex

Answer to When I say "sex" what's the first thing that pops to mind?

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 07:00:54 -0800

When I say "sex" what's the first thing that pops to mind?

yes please!

Answer to When you were young did you watch barney ( and if so what do you think of him now?)

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 07:00:16 -0800

When you were young did you watch barney ( and if so what do you think of him now?)

maybe a few times but didn't enjoy it.

Answer to How can your work performance affect your performance with college?

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:59:11 -0800

How can your work performance affect your performance with college?

lets say u were working midnights then have school in the morning obviously u r gonna be tired and won't be able to concentrate on ur studies properly.

Answer to I'm gay, and I want to know the truth on the amount of people on average who are okay with it and who have a problem with it. Thoughts?

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:54:29 -0800

I'm gay, and I want to know the truth on the amount of people on average who are okay with it and who have a problem with it. Thoughts?

just don't hit on me...and i also prefer not to see too dudes making out its gross to me..but i respect ur choice to be gay.

Answer to What is the biggest mystery of this world?

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:52:00 -0800

What is the biggest mystery of this world?

Bermuda Triangle

Answer to When a police officer pull someone over, can they keep your keys after they areest you nad take you to jail and then go back to the car and search and tow your car?

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:47:02 -0800

When a police officer pull someone over, can they keep your keys after they areest you nad take you to jail and then go back to the car and search and tow your car?

if ur drinking an driving and have illegal things yes they can...but if u didnt break the law in any way then no.

Answer to A man turned 18 years old nov. 25 2008 but he was born in 1978 how is this possible?

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:43:52 -0800

A man turned 18 years old nov. 25 2008 but he was born in 1978 how is this possible?

cant be leap year cuz thats in february, cant be cryo frozen because ur birthday still passes even tho u dont age on outside, i have no idea except that his birth certificate is incorrect

Answer to If your Boss was to offer you only one out of two choices. And one was to take a thousand dollar yearly raise, or to cut your weekly check down to a penny a day doubled each day there after for the next thirty days. What choice would you pick?

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:40:06 -0800

If your Boss was to offer you only one out of two choices. And one was to take a thousand dollar yearly raise, or to cut your weekly check down to a penny a day doubled each day there after for the next thirty days. What choice would you pick?

u guys aren't reading the question correctly, it says CUT your weekly check by the penny not increase.....so obviously i would take 1000 dollar raise not cutting my check because why would u wanna lose money NVM im retarded i misread question

Answer to You are offered a choice of two envelopes as a present. One contains a gift card, and the other an equivalent amount of cash. What would be going through your mind as you tried to decide?

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:37:32 -0800

You are offered a choice of two envelopes as a present. One contains a gift card, and the other an equivalent amount of cash. What would be going through your mind as you tried to decide?

either one is good cuz i would be able to decide to buy watever i like with either cash or gift card

Answer to Do you think inmates should be allowed to vote?

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 10:18:01 -0800

Do you think inmates should be allowed to vote?

no because they are criminals and being in prison shouldn't allow you to vote, its ur own fault for being in there too bad 4 u.

Answer to What would you do if you were stranded in an airport?

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 10:15:19 -0800

What would you do if you were stranded in an airport?

nothing

Answer to Does an afterlife exist without heaven and hell? What would it be like?

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 10:12:59 -0800

Does an afterlife exist without heaven and hell? What would it be like?

like the sahara desert walking through it and vultures, and flying spaghetti monsters chasing u

Answer to Do you know how to have fun?

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 10:11:14 -0800

Do you know how to have fun?

yes by getting out the kleenex and lotion and punch the clown.

Answer to What would be the worst thing to do, when trying to save on your electric bill?

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 10:06:15 -0800

What would be the worst thing to do, when trying to save on your electric bill?

turning lights off that don't need to be on, turn down thermostat a couple degrees less heating/cooling,drying clothes on a line.

Answer to How do women give themselves pleasure without a vibrator?

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 09:59:00 -0800

How do women give themselves pleasure without a vibrator?

vegetables,fingers,dildos,real person giving u pleasure

Answer to What is the best way of choosing a book?

Fri, 28 Nov 2008 14:39:26 -0800

What is the best way of choosing a book?

back of cover....type of book that u usually read may interest u in fiction,suspense,romance,action,non-fiction,etc.

Answer to Why can't those meddling kids mind their own damn business?

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 15:44:44 -0800

Why can't those meddling kids mind their own damn business?

cuz they are high as shit on doobie snacks

Answer to Is it true, after 40 your eyesight starts going wonkie?

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 08:24:09 -0800

Is it true, after 40 your eyesight starts going wonkie?

pretty much everything goes downhill once ur over the hill

Answer to So there's this guy whose been in my life for about four years now....we kinda went out in the beginning of all of this but then he got a girlfriend but he will still randomly text me once in a while saying he wants to "hangout"....why does he do this?

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 14:58:13 -0800

So there's this guy whose been in my life for about four years now....we kinda went out in the beginning of all of this but then he got a girlfriend but he will still randomly text me once in a while saying he wants to "hangout"....why does he do this?

just friends i guess

Answer to Have you ever had a hard time to sleep because of your s/o?

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:08:03 -0800

Have you ever had a hard time to sleep because of your s/o?

my boner wakes me up

Answer to Do you think robots could ever out smart humans and take over Earth?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 21:33:20 -0800

Do you think robots could ever out smart humans and take over Earth?

anything is possible...im currently working on splicing some bird genes with a pig to make a flying pig...more rumours to come.

Answer to Can you solve this mystery?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 21:31:52 -0800

Can you solve this mystery?

obviously sum1 didnt want that piano and decided to put it in the woods not much to solve

Answer to Would you agree that the old TV shows were better than the ones today?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 21:06:06 -0800

Would you agree that the old TV shows were better than the ones today?

90s tv was better imo...such as original teenage mutant ninja turtles, power rangers, etc

Answer to What is an surrogate mother?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 21:02:55 -0800

What is an surrogate mother?

a woman who carries another womans egg and a mans sperm and carries the couples baby for them.

Answer to I can't believe you have the nerve to ________!!

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:50:58 -0800

I can't believe you have the nerve to ________!!

jerk off in front of me

Answer to Whats the worst thing you can say during or after sex?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:40:23 -0800

Whats the worst thing you can say during or after sex?

i've had better thank you! saying wrong names and boom goes the dynamite

Answer to Did your parents ever make your Halloween costume from scratch?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:37:13 -0800

Did your parents ever make your Halloween costume from scratch?

pretty much one year dressed as hockey player the homemade thing was a stick through the helmet i wore.

Answer to What's your favorite hockey team's standing in the league?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:36:10 -0800

What's your favorite hockey team's standing in the league?

1st place in pacific division, western conference and overall!

Answer to Who is the shortest hockey player?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:31:50 -0800

Who is the shortest hockey player?

gionta and hes a beast at 5'7"

Answer to Would you ever throw your hat on the ice after a hat trick?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:29:59 -0800

Would you ever throw your hat on the ice after a hat trick?

if it was sum1 on the sharks probably but otherwise no

Answer to Do you think the red wings will win the stanley cup?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:25:28 -0800

Do you think the red wings will win the stanley cup?

again? no, its san jose's turn hopefully

Answer to Would you ever use a glory hole?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:23:04 -0800

Would you ever use a glory hole?

only in a female washroom id stick it lol

Answer to At what age did you start masturbating?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:20:18 -0800

At what age did you start masturbating?

14 i think i blew my first load i wish they always felt as good as that one felt.

Answer to How often do you masturbate? Be honest.

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:18:48 -0800

How often do you masturbate? Be honest.

once a day at least to relieve stress...i need a girl badly to stick it in instead of my lonely hand

Answer to Do you think you are missing out on things sexually?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:13:43 -0800

Do you think you are missing out on things sexually?

id like to have a 3some i cant even get one girl in bed tho...my right hand is a dirty girl ;D

Answer to Has anyone ever caught you masturbating?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:11:01 -0800

Has anyone ever caught you masturbating?

my bro almost did catch me...i had laptop in bed and looking at dirty vid and stroking it with lotion...i heard front door luckily and had to pull my pants up so fast but had lotion everywhere so just pulled covers over till he went away lol

Answer to If you don't have a fireplace, how do explain to your children how Santa gets in?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:58:16 -0800

If you don't have a fireplace, how do explain to your children how Santa gets in?

breaking and entering through the front door

Answer to Do you know of any words that have been just recently added to the English dictionary?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:56:34 -0800

Do you know of any words that have been just recently added to the English dictionary?

the collins dictionary added 'meh'

Answer to Have you ever contemplated (but not attempted) suicide?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:38:08 -0800

Have you ever contemplated (but not attempted) suicide?

yes every day but never attempt it yet...still devising a way to make it seem like an accident

Answer to Who would win in a fight: Bill Clinton or George Bush?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:16:24 -0800

Who would win in a fight: Bill Clinton or George Bush?

that would be a sweet fight ill give it to clinton

Answer to Who do i ask about breast enhancement pills?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:13:13 -0800

Who do i ask about breast enhancement pills?

because you want bigger boobs?

Answer to What do plastic boobs feel like

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:11:55 -0800

What do plastic boobs feel like

plastic....actual plastic surgery isnt making ur boobs plastic

Answer to Are big boobs overrated?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:10:31 -0800

Are big boobs overrated?

to me theres such thing as too big

Answer to If you are afraid of death, please answer! What scares you more: the act of dying, or the idea of what may come after death?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:04:44 -0800

If you are afraid of death, please answer! What scares you more: the act of dying, or the idea of what may come after death?

im excited to die

Answer to How do u masturbate

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:00:57 -0800

How do u masturbate

guys masturbate by putting a hand around their penis and stroking up and down...slow then fast until a white substance called sperm comes out of your penis. girls masturbate by sticking their fingers in thier pussy in and out until satisfied.

Answer to I've heard of a "69." What do they mean by "49."

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:56:48 -0800

I've heard of a "69." What do they mean by "49."

49 would just be a blow job

Answer to Why are fangs sexy on vampires?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:51:53 -0800

Why are fangs sexy on vampires?

because its fun to see if they can suck ur dick without peeling it

Answer to Is it possible to train yourself when to get erect and when not to get erect if so how?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:50:01 -0800

Is it possible to train yourself when to get erect and when not to get erect if so how?

its all ur mind...which is the hardest thing to train

Answer to What is your favorite thing to do in a swimming pool?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:48:27 -0800

What is your favorite thing to do in a swimming pool?

pee swim fuck jerk off hold my breath till i die

Answer to Dr. Phil claims that living in a stressful environment can change a child's DNA. Is this true?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:46:35 -0800

Dr. Phil claims that living in a stressful environment can change a child's DNA. Is this true?

dr.phil isnt even a real doctor of anything....just opinions like this site

Answer to What's the worst job you ever had? What made it so bad?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:45:30 -0800

What's the worst job you ever had? What made it so bad?

maintenance the worst thing was stirring human shit in the septic tank so that the truck could suck it up in liquid form cuz it was hard....awful and ive never smelled anything so bad

Answer to Define: 'womanboobs'

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:42:59 -0800

Define: 'womanboobs'

regular boobs or if u wanna reverse the definition of manboobs then it would be a fat chicks boobs

Answer to If you were a girl/boy scout, what is the latest patch you earned? And how?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:41:29 -0800

If you were a girl/boy scout, what is the latest patch you earned? And how?

pitching a tent ;)

Answer to Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:40:18 -0800

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4, What does it say?

"job somewhere in upstate New York. We'd love to"

Answer to Why is poop called poop

Sun, 23 Nov 2008 17:37:30 -0800

Why is poop called poop

poop,crap,shit,feces,doo doo why does it matter lol