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Which hurts worse to be stabbed or shot?
Depends on the sword, knife, dagger, spear and the gun, bow, crossbow.
Stabbed in the throat with a knife is very quick and reletivly painless compared to being shot in the head with a gun. Your usually still conscious when you get shot in the head.
On the other hand stabbed with a knife in the belly, or shot there with a gun, the knife would be a slower death. Thrusting swords:Rapier,...
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Does it personally offend you when someone gives you a negative rating?
No, it is they're opinion on your answer. if they do not agree with it thewy can DR you.
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Are ghosts real....or made believe?
Definetly real.
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This may sound dumb but what is a handjob ?
what is a footjob?
A handjob is when a girl uses her hands to stroke a guys cock into he cums. A foot job is the same way but she uses her bare feet to play with his erect cock.
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Have you ever given or gotten a footjob?How was it?My wife gave me one last night while we were out to dinner under the table and I came so hard.
Yes my girlfriend gives me one every night. She does it barefoot though and I am always naked. It feels so great I cum almost instantly when her toes touch my penis.
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What's the deal about a foot job?
A foot Job is when a girl uses her feet to jack off a guy's cock. Guys go crazy when a hot girl's feet touch his raging hard penis.
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Everyone needs a little __?__
courage and endurance
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So...If I sold my soul to the devil am I doomed to hell?
Aye, I am afraid so.
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When I stay over at my boyfriends house his 11 year old knocks on the bedroom door in the morning and races in and jumps on her father, I feel embarrassed as sometimes we have been intimate, and are not dressed and I find it odd that she does this?
She is just saying goodmoring to her Dad.
When she runs in pull the sheets up so she doesn't see!
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Did the holocaust really happen or are we just duped? PS. No emotinal outburt, just convincing facts!
Yes it happened, it has been proven to of happened and people who say it hasn't are ignorant and just refuse to accept the truth.
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Britiney Spears is_________________________?
So, so SEXy!
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What is an en garde?
In garde is a french term. You say it when you anounce a swordfight.
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I got some new nunchucks........you got any? What do they look like, and what can you do?
Nunchucks were used long ago by ninjas and by the Yakuza in the 1950's. They are created to kill an opponent, looking flashy while you do so! lol
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Do you think McDonalds is very unhealthy and a bad fast food resteraunt?
Well, it depends. Food isn't just either good or bad. It has both good and bad things in it. For example, the downsides of a burger are cholesterol and fat. The upside is protien. There are many bad things in Mc'donald's food but if eaten in moderation its ok.
Mc'Donalds has been making healthier foods now: Chicken tenders made with low fat and 100% chicken, salads, and...
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Is it true that ninjas were the samurai's enemies?
Yes! The samaurai came along first while ninjas were still peasants. The peasants grew tired of the samurai ruling over them and rebelled.Then they became the ninjas. They mostly attacked the samurai at night, their black outfit blending in with the shadows. They did many assasination missions during the 15th and 16th century. When the samurai changed into the Yakuza after WW2, ninjas were...
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Do you think Spongebob Squarepants is turning our kids gay? whyor why not?
Hell no, spongebob is cool. Alot of adults and kids watch his show, and he doesn't do anything gay(exept when Patrick and Spongebob started going out! lol
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Do Christians know, deep down, that there is no god?
Some of them do. Others are very faithful, like me.
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What is the best trick you pull in bed?
Leave my penis in her vagina for as long as I can. Then see how far I can get it to go down her throat.
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If you were told you were going to die in 24 hours but can do anything you want in that time what would you do?
I'd have sex with my neigbor.
She is a sexy 19 year old girl with a great body.
She has been over to my house a few times and she loves to suck my cock and give me handjobs but we have never had sex, although I have seen her naked.
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Do parents have the right to go through their children's rooms and read their diaries?
NO! Children are human beings and need to be respected. My parents never did this to me, I would hate them for it!
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Who get's in most trouble BOY or GIRL?
definetly girls. By nature, females are more agressive. Females have a lot longer fuse, but when it blows it blows HARD!
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Which is your favorite European medieval melee weapon?
I would carry a Tower shield for ramming and hiding behind when an archer or gunman attacks shoots a bullet or arrow at me. I would also have my polaxe, a pike, a broadsword, and a warhammer. I would also where full plate armor to protect me from muskets and crossbows.
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What is the difference between a bazooka and an RPG?
Bazookas are older, less accurate and much much bulkier! The only advantage of a bazooka are that usually do more damage. However, RPG launchers are easier to carry and use, and many are semi or full automatic.
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How heavy are swords?
List as many as you know (on average) please!
Shortswords, daggers, and falchions usually weigh between 1 - 5 lbs. Sabres, broadswords and rapiers usually weigh between 3 - 8 lbs. Longswords, greatswords and claymores can weigh well over 20 lbs but usually weigh around 10 lbs.
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Which do you like more: rook or a bishop in chess?
rook, they seem to be more useful.
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Do you have any self defense weapons in your house ? if so what weapons have you got?
I have a bowie knife, a Pakistan Combat sword, a scimitar from the Middle East, a Zulu spear, three shuriken, a recurve bow, a compound bow and if all else fails I've got my picture of Miley Cyrus!
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Can you name a famous rabbit?
Edward Tulane
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Have you ever shot a bow and arrow? (archery). Did you like it or become good at it?
Yes, I hunt with a bow.
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What will you be doing tonight between midnight and 3AM?
sleeping or having sex.
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If you were alive in midievil times, would you wear a sword at your side, or across your back? Would you have a bow instead?
I would carry a bow and a shortsword at my side as well as 20 arrows. I am good at archery and swordsmanship so I could easily become a good soldier.
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What gun would be your choice for home protection?
An M16
Or maybe a sawed off shotgun for close range and a bowie knife or katana for close combat.
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Who would win in a fight a ninja or a pirate?
This depends.
Most likley the ninja would win because he or she could sneak up behind and slit the pirates throat with a knife. Ninja's great skill comes from their enemies not seeing them. If the pirate saw the ninja he could shoot him with a musket or crossbow. If they both fought on level ground with no place to hide standing 100 ft away from each other fully aware of each other i...
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Who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and 300 Spartans?
Unless Chuck had a tank he would be skewered by a dozen spears and then beheaded by the spartans short swords. Even with a tank the spartans have a chance if they leap on top of it and put a spear thru the tank's armor.
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If you were stranded on a desert island, which would you rather have: a slot machine, a boomerang, or a bottle of personal lubricant?
Boomerang! I could hunt birds with it or use it two cut thru vines ar fight off angry natives!
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What are French people famous for?
Eating snails
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Why did the romans kill jesus
Because the priests stirred up the citizens to kill him.
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Taking into mind that there is no gun powder available, who would win in this encounter: A sloop filled with 30 of the heartiest Pirates armed with the swords of their day or a viking longship filled with 30 vikings who can go berserk?
The vikings would win if they got on the ship. they wear chainmail, have shields, great axes, spears, longbows, and swords. They can easily beat the pirates, even if the pirates had flintock pistols.
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Where do deer sleep?
in the woods
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Who would win in a fight to the death: a Knight Vs a Pirate
Knight! The pirates old guns cant shoot more than 15 ft or so and cant peirce his armour that well.
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Who would win? A knight or a pirate?
Knight armed with: Flail, polaxe, broadsword, crossbow, kite shield, on horseback wearing full plate armor
Pirate armed with: Flintock musket, 3 pocket pistols, a pike, a cutlass, and a grenado blast radius 10ft
I think that the knight will totally win this war! Ok, say the pirate shoots the knight with his musket. Big deal! The Knight's tough armour will protect him mostly so the bullet wound will not be that deep. That is if he can even hit the Knight. You have forgotton the knight is moving around on a horse and has a shield. The grenado's blast power is only 10 ft. The horse can easily...
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Do you have a friends request right now?
yeah, yours. i accepted it.
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Girls, what is the first penis you have ever seen? How old were you and how big was it? Whose penis was it?
My sister saw my penis when I was 13. I had just gotten out of the shower and she walked in to my room. She was always rather attractive at 16, and when i saw her i got an erection and cummed all over her. She was so pissed she kneed me 10 times in my naked balls, then grabbed them and squeezed them, threatening to castrate me if i ever cummed on her again.
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Guys: My wife likes to bite my testicles and "roll" them around in her mouth when we have oral sex, but I find that very uncomfortable!! She also sucks my poor gonads very forcefully as if she's trying to "swallow" them. Why do you think she does that?
Ouch! Tell her it hurts and wish she would not bite your manhood.
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I have a lump on my right testicle. My dad is out of town and I don't want to tell my mom because she will say "let me see." Does anybody here have any ideas what it could be?
Tell your mom. It could be serious.
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Guys, why do you like women to torture your penis. I know this is not with all guys but some guys love to have their members hurt by women. Don't get me wrong, penis torture is fun for me but why do you like it guys?
I like penis torture because I like to be sexually dominated by a woman. Not just that but women sometimes pay me to torture my penis. Their methods include slapping it, chewing it, pinching it, twisting it and slapping my nads too. Very painful but worth the money.
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Which World of Warcraft race would you like to be a member of and why? Human, Dwarf, Gnome, Dranei, Night Elf, Blood Elf, Tauren, Orc, Undead or Troll?
I like humans, night elves, tauren, dwarfs, and blood elves. My favorite class is hunter, second warrior, then shaman, the palidan, etc.
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Whos music would you most rather buy Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato or Selena Gomez?
Hannah Montana
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For a hundred million dollars, would u marry your momma and have kids with her?
maybe, err no. Wait I mean yes!
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Do dinosaurs still live today?
Yes there are! In South America, natives claim to have seen the T-Rex. Explorers in Congo say to of seen the might Brachiosaurus. And lets not forget the Loch Ness Monster.
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IS BEAR GRYLLS A FDAKE
Dont listen to killkenny11! he is real.
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Who would win in a fight to the death: a ninja vs. pirate
A ninga probably. They could leap on a pirate and slash his thoat with a knife. But a pirate could shoot him.
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Who would win a sword fight to the death so that there can be only one: Lidsay Lohan or Hillary Duff?
Lindasy. She is a better swordfighter lol.
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Who would like to come and fuck me im free
You mean fuck you or suck my cock?
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What exactly is mace?
It is a medieval weapon class that includes clubs, flails and even sticks. Maces were used by knights in the Dark Ages for combat. They are slow and are hard to block with, but their attacks are powerful and caused massive damage.
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Where can i watch avatar the last airbender full episodes online?
Avatar.com
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My car is 5 yrs. old and never had any health problems. Recently, she has started scratching herself to relieve apparent itching. This has going on now for several weeks. I have checked her very closely but do not see any fleas. Any ideas?
your car has fleas?
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Why does my dog eat rabbit turds? Its discusting!
Dogs eat rabbit feces because of nutrition. Rabbit shit is ok for even people to eat. Most of the nutrients go right thru them.
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What is the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to you in school?
I got a boner when looking at my sexy teacher and she said 'what's that in your pocket young man?' and whacked it in front of the whole class. lol
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My husband asked me to slap his penis while we werein the middle of foreplay I did it and he loved it WTF?
penis slapping is how you make a penis erect
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My boyfriend and I often have sex.Recently he came up to idea;he would like after orgasm to ˝stay˝ in me.Is this possible and how long can penis stay in vagina after orgasm and ejaculation?
It won't hurt his penis if he leaves it your vagina.
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I have a wedding dress from a previous relationship (several years ago), but I broke up with him before we got married. Is it ok to wear it when I do get married, to a different man?
Of course, as long as you dont tell him your ex-boyfriend gave it to you.
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Who would win a vampire vs. grizzley bear?
It depends if the vamire has a weapon. If not then the bear
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I have a small penis and i don't go with women because i am embarrassed. What can i do?
Relax! Women won't hurt your small penis. Find a girl who doesn't care and go from there.
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I have a small penis, and love to be made fun of for it. Where can I go to be humiliated?
Made fun of by women or men?
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What is your dream pet?
A sloth. They always smile
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Why do they let sex offenders/rapist/child molesters out of jail? They should be left in jail or given the death penalty! Is there any way we can fight for stricter laws when it comes to these things?
Executed? This is a civilized world, not the Middle Ages! Mabey prison for life but no painful death.
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How old where you, the first time you saw someone Naked?
When I was 14 I saw my first naked girl. I was on the swim team and was looking at the girls when they changed. Eventually they caught me and whacked my naked testicles and penis with a stick.
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On world of warcraft, do you buy the disc from a store and are able to play online with other players or do you have to pay monthely?
Share an account with a friend and no monthly payment!
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How many hours a day do you spend on answerbag?
about half an hour.
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For a hundred million dollars, would u marry your momma and have kids with her?
My mom would not have sex with me!s complained about my penis size. When I was 13 she used to punish me by taking off my clothes and slapping my penis and balls. When she got really mad she would call her female friends over and my friends who were girls and they would take off all my clothes and kick me in the nuts repeatedly and try some other ballbusting moves on me like grabbing twisting...
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To clarify my ?. i always hated my testicles i just want them removed.would women go out with a man if they knew he was castrated & would she tell all her friends?
You remove your nuts and you will be castrated. Yes, she will tell her friends. Not to mention, the pain is unbearable.
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Is it wrong for a girl to slap a guy just because he started a rumor about you?
Hell no! You should do more than that! You should knee him in the groin lol.
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I wanted to get other women's opinion on this question. Is it wrong for a woman to kick a guy in the testicles out of anger?
No it is not wrong. You can even do it to guys for fun! (Not too hard)
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How common is it for a guy to have his penis pierced? I've heard of it, but never seen it or know anyone personally who has had it done. Now the clit...that's a different story. I know several women who've had that done.
Damn that would hurt.
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How much does the average human penis weigh?
I dunno! I have never cut one off and put one on a scale.
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You used to be able to buy non fertile eggs almost anywhere even organic ones but now I never see them does anyone know anyone who still sells organic non fertile eggs (from free roaming)? P.S. In No. Calif.
You want fertile eggs. They taste the same and have alot less cholesteral.
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Can Vegans eat honey?
I would.
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Is it acceptable for a vegan to have honey or beer?
Beer yes. But honey no. Honey comes from bees, which are animals but beer comes from corn and alchohol, which comes from grapes. I advise you to eat honey however, because it is actually very good for you.
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If a horse kicks you in the nuts, what would you do?
My friend got kicked in the nuts by a horse and the horse's hoof literaly tore his gonads off his body.
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Should women have the right to remove a mans penis when a they wants to?
NOOOO!!!! Please Zatana, I hope your kidding. I don't want a woman to chop off my cock!
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When I go for a physical checkup how can I convince my family doctor to let me suck his cock? I really want to really bad so could someone give me some advice on how to make my fantasy a reality?
Are u a women?
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Why does it really suck to be a penis?
Because it gets sucked on constantly and occasionly nipped.
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Hey guys do u think it hurts more to get slapped in the nuts or hit really hard? I think the slaps hurt more
I made my girlfriend really mad once and she jumped on top of me and slapped my balls and penis really hard many times. We had just finished sex so I was naked. She called it nut spanking.
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If you found out sponge bob was your real dad what would you do?
I would commit suicide before I had to listen to that yellow freak all day.
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Whats your favourite spongebob quote?
Spongebob: I call this one, The Camp Fire Song Song
*Starts singing* Lets gather round the campfire, and sing The Camp Fire Song Song. The C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song. And if you don't think we can sing it faster than your wrong, and it'll help if you just sing along. *Patrick says right into Squidward's ear*: Bum Bum Bum
Spongebob screams: THE C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG!!...
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Do you like the Nickelodeon show iCarly?
Its funny but it is more of a kids show. If I were Freddie i would not put up with Sam's nonsense. I would not tolerate her abuse!
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Do men like to hurt women during sex?
No but i do like to squeeze her breasts, not to hard lol.
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My gf wants to piss on my face should i let her she will let me, her piss is always very yellow and stinks.
Creepy
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Do men actually get out a tape measure or ruler to find out exactly how long their penis is?
yeah
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I accindently kicked my son in the nuts. He groaned and collapsed so took off his clothes and rubbed his balls. I noticed his cock getting erect. I watched, amused but it only got 3 inches long. How long is a 13 year old boy's penis supposed to be erect?
My penis was only 2 inches erect when I was a kid. Luckily it got bigger before the girls started coming over to see it.
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Girls. If i let u would u kick me in the balls?
uuuuh no.
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Should I get revenge on my cheating boyfriend by pursing something with his friend?
Kick him in the nuts. That will teach him a lesson.
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I'm smart, i have big boobs, i'm not fat, i'm pretty, i have a good personality... why don't i have a bf?
Are you a ballbuster?
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I am 12 years old ,but my penis size is only 2 inches and one centimeter. Is this normal? Do girls care about penis size?
Yes it is normal. Wait, is your penis that big erect or flaccid?
If it is erect it isn't normal. If it is flaccid, it is.
Girls do care about penis size. If a girl sees your penis, make sure it is erect.
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Is it normal for my penis to curve downwards when I'm having an erection?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Did you sleep well today?
No, my girlfriend kicked me in the crotch and then dumped me.
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How can i stop myself getting an erection when kissing? It's rather embarrasing!
I got an erection in the ninth grade while kissing a girl. I apoligized when she saw it but she said it was okay and that she saw it alot.
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How can i enlarge my breast size without using any pills or undergoing any surgery?suggest any exercise if there are related to breast enlargement and my age is 16.
Same way I enlarged my penis.
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What is the fastest and easiest way to enlarge penis size without pills?
Put your dick thru a taffy strecher
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Have you ever stripped in public?
When I was twelve I was being babysat by this hot girl. It was a chilly night so we got into the hot tub and relaxed. I wore a thin bathing suit, and the girl's tight bikini and the warm water felt good, so I got an erection. The girl noticed it and called me sick, and threatened to kick me in the nuts and tell my mom that I got a bonner over her. I begged her not to, and she said she...
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When Men/Women are rough in bed sucking and squeezing too hard. What is the reason?
Girls suck and squeeze to get a boys cock hard and erect.sometimes they get carried away and it hurts them. Boys suck and squeeze to get their mate excited. That just makes the girls squeeze more.
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Is the easter bunny real?
When I was 5 I got up early in the morning and looked out my window. It was easter morning and the sun had just begun to rise. I saw a giant tuftsey bounding away in the grass. Spread the word! Tuftsey is the hot new word for rabbit.
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What's better: indoor or outdoor cats?
outdoor and indoor are good. Litter boxes stink so my cat sleeps inside during the day, and fights other cats and dogs during the night. He usually kicks their ass too.
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Is it true that if you blow into a mans penis he can die?
No, but it stings!!!
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Have you ever been to Jamaica?
Go to Nervana in Negril
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Have any of you guys ever got an erection, while being examined by a female doctor. It happened to me, very embaressing.
Once when I was 13, I went in to get an examine and when I was told that the doctor would be a woman, I immedietly got a full erection. When she came in she asked me to take off my clothes. At one point I was completly naked exept for my underwear and she could see my penis bulging in the underwear. I got embarrassed but she just said she was used to it and that it was nothing to be afraid of....
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Do women find penises attractive?
Blondie 44, Email me at dean@welakalodge.com and I will tell you a secret about the penis.
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Men do you like it when women get rough during sex?
My girlfriend was having sex with me and I had my dick into her vagina. She was bucking up in down in the bed, trying to get me to release sperm when she accidently jabbed me in the nuts with her toes. Her toenail severed the blood vessel in my testicle and I was bruising forom it but that jab released the sperm too.
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Have you ever been Strip Searched?
Yes. when I was 13, I stole from a jiffy store and the cops arrested me. Two girls in they're twenties came to search me, and the other cops left the room. When they took off my shirt and pulled off my pants and underwear, they laughed at my small penis. One girl lifted my dick up and the other girl checked my balls. When the pretty girl stoked my penis, I got an erection. The girls...
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Guys/boys have u ever had an embaressing unwanted erection?
I talked to this sexy girl once and when I saw her breasts, I got and erection. She saw it and kneed me in the crotch. LOL
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Do women find penises attractive?
One girl said she wanted to lick and suck my penis but when she put it into her mouth she bit it instead.
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Since some guys seam to like ballbusting and pain, do you think its possible that a guy would attack a woman just to get a kick in the balls?
No. But if a hot girl asked me if she could kick me in the balls I would say yes, as long as she kicked me barefoot.(Shoes can rupture testicles.)
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Do women like seeing men geting erection
My girlfriend and I dated for 4 years and by the time she was twenty and I was 26, we decided to get married. On our honeymoon, she said that she wanted to have sex and I obliged, she was so pretty. I got naked and then when she took her clothes off, and I saw her beautiful breasts, I got an erection that was so hard it hurt. She laughed and we had sex.
The answer is yes. Girls like to see...
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