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Where can I find online directory of places where women approach men for sex, instead of the other way around? Have you ever thought about hanging around a strip club full of hornie men?

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What services would one generally expect to get from a prostitute for various amounts of money? Maybe you ought to ask your mother. I'm sure it doesn't take much.

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Where can you buy three-legged bloomers? Try Walmart. Why not? They sell everything else.

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Why do women get involved in pornography? MONEY. Sadly, a woman can make more money by spreading her legs wide open on a movie screen than she can by teaching a young kid how to read and write.

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Have pre-adolescents been known to copulate voluntarily with a member of the opposite gender that was the same age as them? What were the results? I've heard of a 9 year old girl giving birth to a baby before. I'm not sure how of the age of the guy who impregnated her.

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Are dead girls a pleasure to have sex with? Why not ask the dead girls? I'm sure they'll be the first ones to tell you how much "size does not matter."

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Where can you buy three-legged bloomers? WalMart. WalMart sells EVERYTHING.

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How does one cure an addiction to sex? Hang a large picture of Laura Bush, Barbara Bush, and Janet Reno on your wall. And then you're set for life.

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My deepest fantasy is to see my girlfriend with another man, but I can't seem to go through with it. Why might I be hesitant to go through with this? (1) Dress up like another man (2) Video tape yourself and your girlfriend together (3) Dump her for seeing another guy. After all, you have the tape to prove it. (4) Find your another girlfriend who already has a boyfriend. (5) Dress up like another girl. (6) Watch your new girlfriend have sex with her boyfriend.

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I'm 18, and sometimes I feel an extremely deep desire to have sex with my 14 year old sister. What should I do? It depends on whether or not you feel like spending time in JAIL. I suggest you find you someone your age or older who's not related.

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How do I relieve the itch of poison ivy? Rule #1 DO NOT SCRATCH!!!!!!!!!!!

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I recently lost a lot of weight. Are there any home remedies to tighten the skin under my chin? Yeah, but I don't think taking a butcher knife to any part of your body would be rational.

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Is there any way I can get rid of a birth mark? Nope. Love it and live with it.

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I had a sore on my mouth and i peeled it off. After it healed it left a discoloration where the sore was that is lighter than the rest of my mouth. How do i get it to return to its normal color? Is it really on your mouth? Apply lip-stick on it for a while until it turns back to its natural color. (Gee, I hope you're not a guy.)

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Are there any home treatments for acid reflux? Grandma says a little vinegar and water should do.

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Is there an inexpensive home remedy for colon cleansing? Try one of those home anema kits. But if I were you, I'll google the search engines for "fasting" tips.

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What are some home remedies for gall bladder pain? I don't think there are any. Avoid fatty foods and seek a doctor.

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What foods settle the stomach? BAKING SODA in water. My mom's favorite remedy. Or Diet 7-up, Diet Sprite, or Ginger Ale.

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I got cut by my dogs claws; do I need a tetanus shot? Wait a few weeks. If you're too ill to read the responses from this web site, then you've answered your own question. Let us know how things turn out.

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What are some ways to quit picking my nose? If you're stupid, you can chop your fingers off. But I believe most intelligent people would find other productive uses of their hands other than picking their nose.

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For what reasons would a man wake up nauseous every morning? A bad marriage, or shall I say, STRESS.

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Do I need to get a divorce to end a common-law marriage? It depends. If this is a same-sex relationship, I'd say no.

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Can I divorce my husband so I do not have to pay his medical bills when he dies? Firstly, you better see that man gets well so that he's able to pay his own bills. Then divorce him before he dies.

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Are there any home remedies for premenstral bloating? Excersise and don't eat salt. Some people claim masturbation works too.

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What kind of ailments can honey remedy? I heard honey is great for cuts and burns. Google it and you'll find more info.

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Are there any home remedies for low blood pressure? Yeah, move into a poor urban inner-city neighborhood and you'll have hyper-tension in no time.

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Is there any effective exercises for helping to control gas trouble? Yep. Good ol' fashion sex will do it.

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After walking about for a couple of hours my legs get sore and feel as though they are swollen also my toe nails appear to be blue. Is this because of bad circulation? Seek medical health immediately. You might be diabetic or something serious. You may wake up one day with no legs.

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What happens to a man's penis when he gets older? It shrivels up like any other part of his body. Why are you so concerned? Did you see your grandpa naked?? That's NOT healthy. Seek therapy.

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What happens if you don't chew your food thoroughly? It would come OUT that way.

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Sometimes I wake up with slightly swollen hands. What could be causing this? I sure hope you're not performing any kind autoerotic activities before you go to bed. Make sure you wash your hands before breakfast.

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What exactly is "women's intuition" supposed to be? You can't fool mom, so don't even try it!!!!! It's a biological compnonent.

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I live in Australia and was adopted at birth. My natural parents signed a form "never to be contacted." Is there any way I can find my natural parents? You ought to accept the fact that your natural parents don't want to be found. Move on, become rich and everyone in the world will claim you..

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Why do "the rich get richer, and the poor get poorer"? The rich have the power to keep it that way. Why would they want the poor to get any richer?

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Why are blondes considered to be stupid by some people? What's the history behind this stereotype? Because they are. They were raised to act that way because that's what people expected of them. It's like a self-fulling prophecy.

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Why is my garbage heavier than my groceries? Maybe your cooking isn't as great as you think it is. Try take-out and you'll see a big difference.

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Why is being overweight such a calamity in modern-day American society? Being overweight just isn't pretty. It makes a person's body look physically distorted. Our brains doesn't respond very well to that sort of imagery. It has something to do with 1000's and 1000's of years of human survival. Our ancient ancestors couldn't have survive in primative conditions with that much ASS-cess. (Blood pressure and diabetic meds...

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Who are 'hermits'? A hermit is that guy down the street you may want to stay away from. He's the one you'll normally find on the 6 o'clock news after chopping someone up to pieces and storing the body parts inside his freezer.

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Why do public restrooms in the United States always have a gap between the door and the frame so that, unlike in other countries, the person using the toilet can be seen from outside? The gaps are there to air the stank out faster. There's nothing worse than a fresh rotten residue of toilet funk.

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How would I go about researching my Native American background? You may want to check out this Native American genealogy website: http://www.cyndislist.com/native.htm Cyndi's List is one of the best internet sources for genealogy. You can start from there.

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How do you stop the burning sensation when handling jalapenos? Get some idiot to handle them for you. They may actually like it.

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Is lemon juice safe for African American skin? Sure it is. It lightens your skin. But you still need to balance the pH. I went as a chemical peel that removed the dark circles around my eyes.

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Does peroxide work even if it doesn't bubble? Am I doing something wrong? It has to come in contact with open sores. I stop using peroxide because it leaves ugly scars. Regular ol' fashion alcohol works best.

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How do I soothe the burning sensation from eating jalapeno peppers? Gargle with a little amount of bleach and don't forget to SPIT IT OUT! Bleach will make you lose your taste buds for a couple of days so use it sparingly.

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Are there any home remedies to get rid of stretch marks? I am the Stretch Mark Queen. Mines disappear after I started losing weight and keeping my skin well oiled with body oil and aloe vera lotion. For an added bonus, try some blemish removal creams and sun screen.

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How do I get rid of fat on my inner thighs? Fat inner thighs is one of my biggest problems. Last year at this time I couldn't fit into my size 10 jeans, especially in the legs. After doing some cardio, jogging, leg stretches, I have plenty of room in the leg areas. Watch your diet. My biggest weakest are still the carbs. After cutting out the carbs for about a week, I lost about 5 pounds and the bloatedness in my stomach. ...

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What exercises can I do to get rid of my "love handles"? Change your diet. Cut out anything that looks white. For example, white pasta, white rice, white bread, white sugar, etc. Stay away from carbonated drinks like soda and beer. Of course, always exercise.

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What can you do in order to make your butt or glutes bigger? Sit on your ass and eat Fritos all day. Within a couple of days, you'll begin to see a nice round plump develop in your rear.

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I am losing weight, but now seem to have "male breasts." How can I reduce these? It would be nice if you could kindly donate them. Try doing more upper body weight lifting.

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How can a male reduce the size of his buttocks? Have great $E%. I know this may seem offensive to some but you really can strengthen up those buns by squeezing them in and out throughout the night (or whenever you choose to do it.) You can do it alone or with partner.

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What exercises can someone with a bad back do to lose weight and strengthen their back muscles? Go swimming. You can work your entire body without too much strain while having fun in the process.

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How can I break a nail-biting habit? The best way to cure a nail-biting habit is by chopping off your fingers. At least it worked for my Great Aunt Martha.

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When doing sit-ups, my feet always leave the floor. How do I keep them down? Have you ever thought about getting one of those big round balls? I hear they work quite well.

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Do you burn more fat when you exercise with an empty stomach? Let's see. If you eat too much before exercising, you might get stomach cramps and gas. But if you don't eat enough, you may fall out due to lack of energy and you won't optimize your fat burning. SUGGESTION: Eat a healthy meal first. Then give yourself enough time before excercising. You need energy to burn energy.

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I have damp walls in my bathroom and I sneeze a lot when I go in there, is this anything to worry about? YOU MAY HAVE MOLD!!!!!!! GET OUT OF THERE IMMEDIATELY!!!! BURN YOUR HOUSE!!!!! THAT STUFF IS TOXIC!!!!!!

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What is a "Charlie Horse" (leg cramp) and how do we get rid of them? Best way to relieve a Charlie Horse is my relaxing your muscles. It may be caused by muscle tension. Think of something else. Loosen up. It really works!

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What are some ways to get rid of fleas and flea bites? What are some ways to get rid of fleas and flea bites WITHOUT GETTING ELECTROCUTED TO DEATH in the process? 1. Get rid of your flea infested pets. OR 2. Get some of that flea powder...spread it around your house and make your pets were flea collars.

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