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Would you like to rejigger my points? Oh, BABY!

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Does Islam really promote violence? Or is this just a misconception? Yes. Not many are stepping up to stop the crazies.

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Do you think gay marriage should be legal? Why or why not? Why not?

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Who is happiest person in the world I'm guessing George W. Bush. He has no idea about anything, so he's content as a baby rabbit.

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Republicans are the the winners of the Crazy of the Year and the Lie of the Year in 2009. Did they do anything positive for the world? Like junk bond dealers, they earn money without producing a thing. They sure do complain a lot.

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"Jesus hated poor people and there is no way he would have wanted them to have access to healthcare." Is this a fair statement? Boss Limbaugh and the neo-cons agree.

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Does the silent "T" in the word mortgage bother anyone other than me? Me! My name is Mort!

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Are you debating on leaving because of the "new" AB? I probably will. I've been waiting for them to finish and they haven't yet. I'd be more patient except that they won't remember I've logged in. I would have to sign in 12 - 20 times a day if I stayed. Not for me! I'll go be productive again.

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What would be an odd thing for someone to do, naked? For a man it would be to fry bacon. Whoa! Mama!

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How tough is Chuck Norris? Isn't he a Norris God? How much tougher can he be?

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What strength of yours intimidates others? My smell?

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Do you agree that some former long standing members of AB have shown themselves to be petty little morons with their spamming of this site? I don't get it. I'm new here (from AB) but I don't think I've done anything to warrant such a label. Maybe if you said what it was, then we could identify it and stop. I dunno. Maybe you don't mean me.

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Is the best way to protect yourself from getting hurt is to just become a cold hearted &!#@( ? Alas, yes. But I can't do it. I'm the naive, big silly guy who is duped all the time. I just can't be mean. I WANT to be.

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OMG, is "Outside the Bag" gone? Are we supposed to put those inanities into "Answerbag?" lol Adult section is gone, too. The elimination of stuff is improvement? I'm still undecided about this joint.

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Are women less promiscuous than men and, if so, why? They are MORE promiscuous. They justify it every which way or deny it, but women by FAR.

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I'm leaving you AnswerBag! This site's wiggidy wack now! Is anyone else coming to Fluther with me, besides the goldfish from Jerry Mcguire? Share your answer...

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Do you hug any one you know or your hugs are restricted to special people only?! I'm not a hugger. And believe me, no one wants me to be!

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I was molested but I didn't turn out all fucked up why does it happen to others? Well, no one's alike. When I was going through therapy a woman in group was talking about how her step-dad anally raped her from when she was 12 until she was 17. I told her that compared to her I HAD no problem. She said that I wasn't right. What was done to me might have hurt me more than she'd been hurt. And she'd gone through all that. The dog that is beaten might not be as affected as the...

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What do you think of Answerbag now? I'm waiting. I went through the one learning curve. But I'll wait till I see when they're finished. Till then, it's hunt and peck time hear and at Fluther.

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im 17 years old and i feel like im in love with one of my co-workers who's 42. We've hung out outside of work, but what should i do? The heart wants what the heart wants. You can learn from someone your own age or someone 42. It really makes no difference.

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Can you sum up the bible in two words? Old news.

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How frustrated are you with the new Ab changes? Pretty, but I'll wait till they finish and then decide. I just hate learning curves.

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Girlfriend said you are everything I want in a husband and a father, and then three weeks later broke up with me? Get used to it buddy. The worst new you can hear from a woman: You're the nicest guy I know.

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Do you remember Maynard G. Krebs? Oh, yeah! He works! (WORK!)

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AB is claiming that this new answerbag is easier to navigate?! I beg to differ!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm still learning. It is a little harder than before I think. I'll keep trying for a while. I want to see what it's like when it's all up.

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Anyone else agree that humans deserve extinction? Not me. Why are any of the other animals more deserving of life? We've made messes, to be sure, but also have done some good and are learning every day. I gotta say I'm going to disagree. At least for now.

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Do you think there is better websites than answerbag now? I'm waiting for it to be whole. But I'm flopping around, cut loose from friends and all.

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I cheated on my fiance, With my ex, See ive kinda lost interest in my fiance, & he is becoming quite controlling.. But i dont want to hurt him. On the other hand my ex still loves me & wants me back & I still love him deeply also.. WHAT do I do? God, dim wit. It's so simple. Shlt or get of the pot. Ta da.

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What do you think about women who only date married men? They don't exist. The whole time I was married, no such women.

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Which part of your body do you think you neglect the most? I don't know. I guess all of it, except maybe the hair and teeth. Both gotta be clean.

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started dating girl who just got out of a 3 year relationship then she suddenly says she needs time to figure herself out. bad sign or not? Fatal sign. Try again.

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Just what are moustaches good for? To re-live those great meals!

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Ever been on a blind date? what was the outcome? I don't know. I couldn't see.

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Can we all give the new answerbag a 72 hour learning period before we pass long term judgement? Will you agree to this? I want to hold on and see how they finish this. I'm discombobulated, but maybe when it's all together. . .we'll see.

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What is your gender? I'm neither heterosexual nor homosexual, he said sheepishly.

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What is your gender? Share your answer...

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Fellow Christian: Do you treasure Christ above all things? Fellow christian? What about the girls?

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Who is the greatest band of all time. rubber band

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The girls best way to loose her virginity? Why, being madly in a crush on someone. That's the most fun. If you learn anything else from it learn that a lot of the "big things" aren't such a big deal. Virginity, divorce, and a lot of other things are semtimenalized a WAY beyond reality.

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Is there some reason why all my friends are (execpt for one who's name is a number) are all listed twice in my "Friends" catagorey? Don't delete anyone! It deletes both. I thought I'd try it. Now I'm down 2 friends.

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Do you feel like you are displaced with the new AB? I feel like I am being forced to move on. Searching, yet again. I'll try it a little while. If it doesn't become quite a lot more transparent soon, I'll say goodbye to my favorite site.

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To be quite honest....I kinda miss the old AB :( To be honest, I'm working way too hard to learn this one. Think I'll move on

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Who said we wanted Answerbag like this ? It's a most radical change. Where is my profile, for example? Where is my list of friends? The ranks? I find the learning curve here to much to deal with. The old way was easy. This one might be, but I just don't what to go around in circles. Nice while it lasted.

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List the top 5 crimes that deserve the death penalty? In today's world (no particular order): Smoking Being fat Not liking rap Answering opinion questions with your opinion Not staring at your shoes at the beach

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What makes a man smell good? Clearing his sinuses.

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My mom was trying on bras in Sears today and she had my dad join her in the fitting room to help her and keep her company. Is there any law against such a thing? I can't imagine. "All right, mister! Hold it right there! Let go of that bra strap." Blam blam blam. "He didn't listen."

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What goes up but will never come down? Prices.

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Can war bring peace? Yes. To the victors. Otherwise it's like obesity with ice cream.

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When you think of a class act, who comes to your mind first? Freshman class musical

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Complete this sentence please: Why are you taping ________? That worm?

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Do really sarcastic people ever get on your nerves? Well, duh. Of course. What do you think?

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I have just had my boob reduction. Men: would the scars on a womans breats turn you off? Well, not on big ones. On tiny ones, yes!

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Why am I so angry? You've every right to be! I guess.

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TjoeBaxter is Hot Yo just made Swami. Who would like to join me in Sillyville, OH at a party in his honor? Come one come all by horse or tractor Celebrate the things that really matter Get together to drink and chatter Welcome the new Swami TjoeBaxter Chic-on chic-on Chic-on chic-on

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Who wants to be a millionaire? Really? I'd take the money if I didn't have to stand up or anything. Otherwise, I'm cool where I am.

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Who is the youngest person in your family? That would be me. I'm the oldest, too.

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Do you think there any point in learning something (like factoring a polynomial) that you could just look up if you ever needed to do it? Doh! MarthaStewart, I'm surprised at you! You know, or should know, that school and learning is quite a lot more than facts and figures. The reason for a liberal education is to TRAIN YOUR BRAIN for unforeseeable problems. To learn history requires on type of thinking and to interpret literature another. To learn to play and instrument trains one part of your brain, to learn a language...

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What is the origin of morality? Clever person who saw it as an opportunity to get something he wanted.

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Do you watch musicals? If so which are you're favourites & what's your favourite song? I hate them and detest them but of course I have a few exceptions. A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum Oklahoma My Fair Lady Best song -- Wif A Li'le Bit o' Luck from My Fair Lady

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Every other time my girlfriend and I go out, she starts an argument. When we're out with her friends, she says I am disinterested; when we are out with my friends she says I flirt with someone that's around. How can we solve this problem? Change Partners - Stephen Stills

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What is Gatorade's slogan? You can do it.

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...do you believe..'When you meet the right person, you just KNOW'...? Yes, sometimes. Usually more than once.

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If tragedy strikes, how will you respond? It's a normal day around here. A yawn, I suppose.

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Can two convicted felons on probation get married Ooh, tough one. Felons are not supposed to associate with other felons on probation. I'd say no.

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Does the beauty of life take your breath away? I admit to gasping out loud at a beautiful woman once in a while.

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Are you who you project yourself to be? Yes, half a naive and silly man.

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When was the last time you took a nap during your lunch hour ? (today for me) All the time. Time is a liquid and flowing thing.

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Who is your favorite short story author? Used to read thousands of them. Not at all anymore. I want the whole novel. Of the shorties, I guess I like Gabriel Garcia Marquez

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Do you have any special plans for this month's rare "blue moon" on the 31st? Astronomically speaking, of course .... Not really. Not much to do about it alone.

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Where is the one place you want to visit, before you die? Lots more than one. Couldn't pull a single out of the lot.

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How many people know that Budweiser is now owned by a Belgium company? I knew it was oversees. Makes buying American a BIT complicated! (I never buy American. We make crap.)

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What are you maken for your christmas dinner? Bologna sandwiches and cold baked beans.

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I especially like that part of the Bible where God gets mad that nobody is paying any attention to him anymore so he murders hundreds of thousands of people and starts over. What is your favorite part? I think I like your favorite one. I can see the manga in mind's eye. Awesome!

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Do you think I should take my fiance's last name once we are married? She very much WANTS me to do so. Oh, do what you wish. Either way.

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How often do you use obscene language? All the people who are saying never don't work very much. Anyone whose ever banged a finger with a hammer or who did a two person job alone with heavy objects can tell you there are real sweet times for the billingsgate. And beyond that, my military training comes flying out sometimes even when I don't think about it.

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I have been with my partner for 3 years,we're engaged,live together and have an 8 month old baby. 5 days ago I found out that he had told a girl at work that he had feelings for her, when asked he told me that he has a crush but he loves me, what do I do? Believe him or leave him.

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IREALLY LOVE MY BOYFRIEND BUT LATELY ME AND HIS BEST FRIEND HAVE BEEN TEXTING, GOING OUT TO PARTYS&TO EAT TOGETHER...BUT I HAVNT TOLD MY BOYFRIEND YET. IS THIS CHEATING AND SHOULD I TELL HIM?WHAT DO I SAY? It's what is in your heart. You've a right to your own life even if you're married. If it turns out that you like this guy better, wouldn't you be glad to find that out?

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Do you know a good question? Puh! I know a better one than this! (Although I will maintain till I die: there are no dumb questions.)

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Would you miss the love if you were alone? I AM alone. Of course I miss it once in a while. Still isn't worth the drama.

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What will happen if there is no love left in your heart? Nothing. I've been that way for a long time.

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What part of a mans body does a like the most Same for a lion. They eat the soft cavity first.

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Why has atheism never been viewed by the world as a positive thing about life? Religious spin. There has never been a time when people felt comfortable enough to admit that they don't believe. When that happens, it'll be cool!

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What is something you would let your kid do that almost all parents wouldn't? Watch any movie she wanted to.

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My Fiance wanted to take an out of the country vacation with just him and his female best friend. I was not cool with it and I told him my feelings. Why does he see nothing wrong with this? What are you? A doormat? Find some other guy. This one sure doesn't need you.

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If your best friend likes the same guy, what should you do? Invite her for an all nighter. Then slit her throat! It's the only way!

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Some many say "The root of all evil is religion." What is you opinion upon that? Seem sound to me.

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How many people have expirerince death, or lived it? Lived. . .death? Isn't that like landing on water?

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To those who have seen "The Picture Of Dorian Gray" 1945 movie, why is Sibyl Vane portrayed as a singer in the film but as an actress in the novel? This altered how Dorian broke up with her. Why did screen writers think this was for the better? I'm guessing that the actress they got was really a singer.

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Did Jesus read the old testament? I think so. I know he delivered it on his route as a little boy.

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In what cultures do people refer to their elders as aunt/uncle, grandfather/mother, etc. even when the person they are addressing is unrelated? Korea is one.

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To continue the debate, Should those who receive foodstamps be subject to random drug testing? Well, let's just randomly drug test everyone. Why stop at one thing?

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Have you been outside to shovel the snow off the walk yet? Just a dusting out there. The wind blew what little that was there away, too.

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I am a sinful human being in need of the forgiveness of God through Christ Jesus. Can you admit the same? Yes, I can admit the same: You are a sinful human being in need of the forgiveness of god through Jesus Christ.

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Did you ever take part in a tug-o-war? Long ago and several times.

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Is there any woman on tv sexier or more attractive than the woman in the Chase Sapphire credit card ad? For me, Penelope Cruz.

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When you were a kid, did you ever shoot anybody, or were you ever shot, with a BB gun? Heck, yeah. We had BB gun wars and things.

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Why is it so easy to lie and difficult to tell the truth? Wait till you're my age. It's no sense lying since I'll never remember the lie and I'll be caught.

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Were would you rather end up heaven or hell and why. Hell is where the party is!

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What is better? Rap or Rock? These days both are so bad it's hard to tell what's worse.

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What is your favourite anime? Inuyasha! Gunslinger Girl and Black Cat are good, too.

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What is your favorite bumpersticker? Mean people suck The humor amuses me

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What is one thing you will never understand even if you tryd? Why women like mean guys.

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Why is it still a stigma to be a "slut"? It isn't with me.

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What do you think of paying $30 dollars for one single lipstick? If it's really good. I don't know what Shisedo goes for hear in the states, but that would be worth it.

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How much does others opinion of you really count? How much do you really care what others think? Of course it matters. When it's all bad, after a while you can settle in to not caring, but only after having tried to be human.

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Men do you prefer you wife to be a slut or a virgin when you take that plunge in holy Matrimony? All the way with the slut!

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What do you think about President Obama? I rather like him. He'll do nothing but improve.

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How do you find Answerbag's new design? (I post some pictures in my own answer) How do I see it. Same ole thing comes up for me.

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Does the "Ab Lounge" machine really work? I'm with Miss. Tandra on this one. I've no idea what that is. Why doesn't anyone ever TELL me anything?

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What are some funny stereotypes? I've never had a sterotype. I'd LOVE one! Music and homework all at once! Sigh.

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I live in an area that is called the bible belt. do you live in a place with a nick name and what is it (please)? I kid you not. Midwestern Illinois is known as the Northern Bible Belt. Sigh.

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What is the perfect snack, for YOU? Changes from day to day

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Is it possible to get high off of seaweed? You're so desperate! I feel so sorry!

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Does walking tire you out? Yes. So I rarely do it.

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Do you make a better friend or lover? I'm a superb stranger.

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What is the meaning of the word "pee"? It's a cross between 'piss' and 'wee'. From when it feels so good.

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I saws Ab for a scond this morning and it looked like we will now be able to message other ABers (if they keep that). Is this a good thing? Sure. Except I'll never be able to learn it. It'd be great for you all.

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What is the meaning of word Islam? Peace acquired by killing of infidels

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How many years do you think it will take before humankind has a permanent space station on the moon? Doubtful ever. A planet will be first.

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How OK is it for a woman to go out clubbing and partying without her husband? Perfectly.

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Have you ever made a phone call from a computer? Couple of times. Very awkward.

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If atheists do not say "God bless you" when someone sneezes, what DO they say? I use that idiom. Why not? I also say, "Say it. Don't spray it."

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Are we really all unique? Yep. Every last one of us. No exceptions. Kind of circular logic almost, huh.

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What could we do to our houses to improve heat loss? Fart a lot.

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On a scale of 1 to 10. ( 1 = Not at all) How much did you miss A/B when its Site was down? I read all the announcements. Knew it'd be down and did other things. I'd say a '2'.

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I know it doesn't mean much to anybody, but myself, but i just hit a 70....A Guru. what the heck does this mean? john pennington john pennington Where did you beginnington? A guru are you It's true and it's good news I congratulate you for coming into your own Your scale is high as your rank has clearly shown john pennington john pennington When will you beginagain?

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Are pets that "save their owner's life" by alerting them to a housefire actually just selfishly saving their own lives because they can't open the door to escape? Yep. Another nice thing erased by skepticism.

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Have you lost weight? Yes. Don't worry. I'll find it.

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When did intellect become an elitist flaw? When the neo-cons and southern ministers realized that their audience was largely semi-literate.

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I have no "game" and cant chat up women. Any suggestions? Prepare mentally. Choose a hard-core guy to act like. Someone like Charles Bronson would do. Don't impersonate him, mind, but do what he would do and say what he would say in relating with women. They'll eat you up!

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How do you get chiks really fast ? +5 Don't be nice and act like a hyperactive kid. They EAT that up.

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How valuable is your life to you? You can have it. I don't want it anymore.

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I would tell everyone on AB Merry Christmas, but i am afraid that big-bad WalMart would cancel WM credit card and bar me from their stores. would barring me from WalMart be a good thing or bad thing? Good thing. I like a bargain as much as anyone, but I haven't shopped Wal-Mart in years. There is a line that can be crossed at which you go from cheap to just to freaking cheap. There clothes don't last, their appliance break down, the raw food is often bad, and even with a store receipt you might not get your money back. Spend the extra 25 cents per $100 and go somewhere else.

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Do you think you are able to describe a suspect's face well enough to make a reliable police sketch? Yes, if I am in a position to see it well. On a profile or other incomplete angles, perhaps not.

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What are some theories about how/why Pokémon is demonic? Honest, I think christians are afraid of anything popular. If Pokemon is satanic, then so is brushing your teeth.

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How do u stay happy working in a company where one boss and one employee upset you with the way they speak to me and the job is not your dream job meanwhile you are looking for somewhere else? I had countless numbers of jobs like that till I got my good one. Keep looking, keep improving, and don't do a bad job here, and things should eventually happen.

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Have you got the Christmas feeling yet or is it just another day like any other day.? I live alone with no family. Nah, christmas is for kids anywho.

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Why does swearing offend you? It doesn't. Who told you it does?

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How do you trust someone completely? I keep thinking everything said to me is a lie, even if I haven't caught them in a lie. I just feel they're that good in having me believe them. You're thinking about it too much. So you trust somebody and it doesn't work. You learn. Then, you trust somebody and it works out great. You've got a keeper. If you are trustworthy, then don't hold others to that standard. Like them for who they are, even if slightly untrustworthy.

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Would you submit questions or answers if you would not get another point again? I've always said that if AB would let me, I'd give my points away.

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If computer viruses were people, what would they look like? Voldemort

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Disney channel or nickelodeon??:o) Nick rocks. Disney sucks.

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Who, in your opinion, is the most beautiful woman, living or dead? My picks: Marilyn Monroe (dead) and Milla Jovovich (living). Living - Penelope Cruz In the past (still living) Brigit Bardot

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Want virtual sex? We would have to move to the adult section and start over there.

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What do you like best about the hometown where you grew up? The fact that I no longer live or visit there.

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Do you have an organization where you live that offers free rides to people who are to drunk to drive home during the holidays? (See link to know I'm talking about) No. It's a terrific idea.

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Is anyone that doesn't celebrate Christmas actually offended when someone says Merry Christmas? Idiots. It's an expression. Do they refuse money because of In God We Trust. Christmas is all about Santa Claus's birthday and that's good enough for me!

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Can sucking girls boobs increase the size? No, or I'd have some old girlfriends flopping around who are not.

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What is the process of digestion? Something like the process of elimination only in reverse kind of.

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Where on the Internet can I find free download copy of the old Stan Freeberg Chungking Commercial where he's talking to a comedian then a lady behind them provides an intertainment break by holding a flag; playing a harmonica, toetaping and rope twriling? I'd love to know. Freberg was a comic genius.

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Quran 4.34: "Men are in charge of women, because Allah has made made men to be better than women. Women must obey men, and if they refuse they must be punished." How do you feel about the wisdom of such teachings within modern multicultural society? Nauseated. All three of the desert religions say the same thing. Judaism, islam, christianity. All three should be removed from society. God did not live in that stinking desert.

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What's something you did that was new to you and was out of the ordinary for you? I went to a musical play for the deaf, the actresses did the songs in sign language and acted them out. It was cool. That does sound cool! I can't remember the last unusual thing I did. I'm plain as buttered toast. Oh, 3 or 4 weeks ago I bought a newspaper.

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Sex on the first date? Sure. Happens all the time.

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Is good health important to you? No. I don't care.

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Are you more beautiful on the inside or the outside? I'd have to be considered beautiful on the inside.

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On a scale of 1 - 10 how forgetfull would you say you are? What is the one thing you have forgotten with the worst outcome? (1 being the least) The worst outcome was when I forgot to turn off the car. I don't remember the outcome, though. What was the scale again? 1 - 10? I guess a 1-. Or a 10-. Which is worse?

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BTW~You look FANTASTIC when you _________!!! What word(s) can you use to finish the statement? Walk away.

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Men fill in the blank: I don't wanna know 'bout your__________. JUST FOR LAUGHS. reasons for not liking Laurel and Hardy.

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What one emotion sums you up at the moment? Uninterested.

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Do you have a secret you are dying to tell? Ha! You'll never get ME to tell that my brother is gay. He's still in the closet and. . .DAMN!

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Im 17 and still a virgin. Do you honestly think thats a good thing? Not if you don't. It is just sex. You might try it and then decide. Sup to you.

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Aries men are easily bored, what can a girl do to keep them interested? Stop talking astrology.

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Is Michael Vick ready to play as a lead quarterback again? If he trains doggedly.

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Should I drive 1hour to get laid? Its midnight right now... nothing planned tomorow... If you have to ask, don't go.

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What do you think that Tiger Woods had more mistresses? (see a link) Why do you think about Tiger Woods so much? Are you honestly surprised that he is human? I really don't care WHAT Tiger Woods does.

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Do you ever feel sad during the Christmas and New Years holidays? Sure. Why not?

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How do you approach someone you really like and know they have no real social life ? What do yoy say just to get started? If anyone ever approaches me, I'll let you know.

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Why do you buy a 400 horse power car to drive at 35-40 mhp around town? I can't afford 35-40 horses.

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What do you find attractive and unattractive about white girls? I can't tell the difference in what I find attractive or unattractive in ANY woman, white or other. Some nail me good, others not so much.

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If you could change one thing about society what would it be? I think fire hydrants should be candy striped.

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Can you be married to a person that tells you that they are not nor do they care to be your friend? Well, I was. Of course I didn't know that till she left me.

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How many of you men would be more than happy to console Elin ( Tiger Woods wife) after her husbands betrayal? I could not care less what the rich and famous do. I get really bored with all the gossip and speculation and the CRAP. Not my life, no my concern.

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Cow's don't give milk? Dikes don't give a dam?

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What are you craving? Ugh! I'm craving not having read about your craving. Brrrgh!

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Why are guys not allowed, or looked down on if they hit a girl back if she hits him first? This is something your parents should have covered with you. Since they didn't, a little education is due. Men typically have more muscle mass than women. Now, not ALWAYS, but usually, so a smaller man still has more muscle that a woman who is taller than he is. Because of this, it has come down to us from every known culture that men shouldn't hit women. Okay. But that's not...

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What would be the first thing you would say to your s/o if you found out they pulled a "Tiger Woods"? Whew! You're like all the other women! I was getting worried!

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Who are the saints and what do I pray to them for? They are from New Orleans and you could pray, "Beat the spread, Saints!"

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Do you have a secret that might hurt your relationship with your partner? Yes. But she left my for a muscle-bound guy so it never came up.

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Men: What do you do when a woman cancels or doesn't show up for a date? Nothing. I would not know what to do is she SHOWED.

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Should smoking in outdoor eating areas be banned? Why don't we just shoot smokers. Let's make smoking a capitol offense and be done with this foolishness. I smoke outside and always did, before any law was ever thought of. Once a lady drove by while I was smoking. She was in some SUV and it had a head gasket problem or something because the smoke she was trailing behind her look like the dust the 7th cavalry would kick up. She...

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Name a way someone might die, in a horror movie? Going outside into the night alone to see what that sound was. Method of death doesn't really matter. We all know from movie experience that if there's a sound outside at night either we all go together to check it our or we chill till morning.

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Here's the real story of why Chris Brown beat up Rhiana. Can you blame him? That is plainly hilarious! No guy should ever beat up a girl, sure, but a guy like this Asian kid should always do comedy!

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What comes to mind when I say the word: SHOES? Hey, Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?

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Is there anything you would give up your relationship with your bf/gf for? (ex, job opportunity, scholarship opportunity, to be with someone else, etc...) I don't have a thing to worry about. Sooner or later SHE will leave anyway.

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Can you name a fish that tastes terrible when fried? Buffalo. A fish that just doesn't taste to good. Carp, too.

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Why does it seem like some men perpetuate the dirt bag male stereotype yet turn around and say they're "different" from all the others? I have found that women LIKE dirt bag males. I don't try to be anything but me.

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My "comment" button is always lit up even if no one has left any comments. What up wit dat? Get used to it. I think someone comments and then 20 minutes later it makes it onto your list. Not a very practical thing. I usually just 'mark all as read'.

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Today is Britney Spears' birthday, how are you celebrating? Going commando!

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How would you feel if your government made it law everyone MUST provide a DNA sample to be placed on a national database? Sooner or later the sheep who make up the population of the US will demand it. The government need not intervene. Americans are all for giving up rights to be safe, which is a shame, because being American is better than just surviving.

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I've always thought you were _________ now I see that was ___________? Italian Nebraskan

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Aside from Granny Smith s, what other apples are considered cooking apples? Most are. Get generic apples. It would be easier to list the ones not good. Real Fujis, for instance, are a waste to cook with. They're good uncooked.

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What term is used for an employee who only speaks to people who they think can further their career? Ruthless political moron!

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Whats your best way of losing a stuffy nose? I've never be able to. Blow don't sniff and one day it will be over.

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REVENGE ON AN EX- broke up with my b.f 4 months ago-he was cheating and lying.i was too shocked and hurt to do anytin and cut all contact.now i still hurt but i wan some revenge-we were together 4 yrs.im left broken hearted.feel he got off very easy.. You know that thin line between love and hate? You still love him. You'd be able to let go, otherwise. So, either let it go or go for him. If you try to exact a revenge it will only be trouble for you.

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If you wear thongs, when did you first try one on and what made you prefer them? Oh, I was a little boy. Easiest slip-on shoes in the world. Plus they sound funny when I walk.

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Who Deserves a Bitch Slap? Mean people!

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Why is sangria so darned expensive? I never count my booze when it comes to money. Yesh.

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I was watching a show last night with my s/o where another man kissed some guys wife(she kissed back ). She made him leave and told her husband.....Would you be mad at your s/o? I don't think so. Why would I be mad? Just for watching a TV show with me?

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If you were stranded on an island, what type of bottled alcohol would you want to wash up on the shore? Johnny Walker Blue.

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What is pure bliss to you? (Dont speak to soon) Oblivion.

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Does the carpet match the drapes? I refuse to have a carpet.

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Do you find red heads attractive? I melt and become a slave to all the redheads. They are so PRETTY!

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Do u think your lucky? My lucky what?

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Do you always say; "bless you" after someone sneezes, or do you hesitate? My kids. Anyone else I ignore it or offer a tissue.

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Can you think of a line from a movie that is rarely repeated, but when heard you immediately know what movie it is from? Bacthes? We don' got to show you no stinking batches!

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It is expensive to execute people on death row but it doesn't have to be. Should we focus on execution techniques that are less expensive such as stoning or drowning? Nah. I don't think we should kill innocent people so some DA somewhere can become governor.

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Are you sick or tired today? Sick. Seem to have picked up one of the flues. I'm waiting for a body mutation to let me know which it is.

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Do you think CBS should have a contact us feature on there web site? I don't know. They hardly have anything worth watching. I can't imagine wanting to contact them about anything.

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Besides yourself, Who are 3 other main charactors in your life story? Three of the Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse

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Is it ok to date at age 12-13? if so y or y not? Sure. With parental permission and aid, why not? It shouldn't be really serious, but, hey, fun is fun.

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Do you watch "the office"? If so, do you laugh out loud constantly? I tried and tried and tried to watch it. For me, it's dull and repetitious. Maybe I'm just not getting it. 30 Rock is pretty much the same. I'm not getting the cutting edge I guess.

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Do you think people who shop at Walmart are trashy? Why? A friend told me this and couldn't give a reason. I don't understand. Well, considering the trash Wal-Mart sells, maybe they're just dumb. You know, getting the cheapest isn't always good. Wal-Mart stuff doesn't work well, breaks down, and there are many other problems. I'm all for a bargain but junk isn't a bargain. I don't shop there for just that reason.

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What about your partner makes you smile? No partner. No smiles.

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Men,I have a very,very mild case of cerebal palsy and autism.They are so mild that most people can't even tell that something is wrong with me in less I tell them.If I tell my bf this,will he be turned off? If so, you're lucky to lose him. It wouldn't matter to me and there are lots of guys like me.

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I notice some of the top scoring AB users have been labled "Closed account." Is that what happens when you reach the highest level? I'd love to help you, freedom00, but I don't think I even know what you're talking about. I've never seen this thing. Just Plain Barb and others seem to know, but I am just as flighty as a stewardess.

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What is something you do in the shower? I often shave.

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Do you think I would be more popular if I was a little meaner? Men would be, for sure. A woman? I bet. . .yes. Mean seems to be in.

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How do you get over someone who screwed you around? Jack Daniels and time.

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Why do girls still wear mini skirts once there attached they sem to get shorter to? What? When a girl gets a boyfriend she should wear a burka? She's still a woman. If she wants to feel sexy, I say let her!

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Where specifically does the blood for a male erection come from? Gonads. Inside the scrotum.

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Why do the window panes of motor cars get covered with moist air when doors and windows are closed? I think it happens when a car is being used as a temporary home of some ill-humour, like an evil frog or a imageless ghost.

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We recently noticed our well water smells like rotten eggs....does anyone know what the problem might be and how it can be fixed? Old oil wells acquire that smell. You have some seepage going on.

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What would you most like to see in the upgrades of December 8? WHAT upgrades of December 8? (Which, by the way, will be the 29th anniversary of the assassination of John Lennon.)

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How much is Tiger Woods worth? With inflation, the human body is work a little over $5. As Woods, he's a little skinny. Maybe $4.50.

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I need to lose a lot of weight. I got a treadmill.....Now what? I have some experience with this. Take it out to the garage or put it in the 'junk' room or fit it into a closet now, 'cause you ain't gonna use it anyway. After a couple of years, someone will buy it at your yard sale and put it in THEIR closet.

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Where to hide that body...? I know where to hide granny, he said cryptically.

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Could it be possible that you are liked/ loved by more people than you think you are? No, only the opposite could be true.

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Have you got your Christmas tree up? No tree for me. I just don't do it.

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Are you old enough to remember "Petticoat Junction", "Captain Kangaroo", "Mork and Mindy" or "Gilligans Island"? Come ride the little train that is comin' down the track to the junction. Uh, I mean, I heard my parents singing that frequently!!

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What do muslims do on Christmas? They keel you!

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Do you remember the Phil Donahue show? Why did it end? I think he was terrific. He'd actually interview people. The Ellen show is nothing but the neighborhood brat showing off with the family camera. Actually, I believe Oprah Winfrey knocked him off TV. This was before there were 22 talk shows on every hour.

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Can you do 20 push-ups in 30 seconds? I can't do 20 push ups in a week!

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When was the last time you were Jumped? Oh, it's been years. I think you mean 'bones jumped', right?

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What does it mean when a guy stare at a girl's mouth or notices her mouth? Girls mouths can be very pretty, too. For kissing and all that.

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In CSI, why do they use a torch to look at things, even in broad daylight, which is so bright they need to wear sunglasses? I watched that show 2 or 3 times and stopped. It is a dreadful show. The reason why they use a torch? The show is so dumb that they do, that's why!

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Have you ever drunk Chilli Beer? No. I wouldn't be very inclined to. I like my drinks straight.

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How many people are really stupid enough to admit they listen to Rush Limbaugh? I for one would rather die than admit that. Howard Stern is better, what say you? Well, anyone is better than Boss Limbaugh, so saying Howard Stern is better is superfluous. I find Stern pretty boring.

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What determines whether or not you give points? Do you only award points simply because someone answers your question, do you only award points if you agree with their answer, etc.? When it is my question, I always give full points. When I answer a question I always give points to the asker and any answerers who are right there to give points to. Sometimes I just give points for no reason. Racist, sexist, and mean (really mean) remarks are the only ones I down rate.

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You've gone on holiday. You're unpacking. Something was forgotten. What's the worst thing it could be? Yegads! I forgot the rubber bands!

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I got a project to do on eating disorders.Anyone who has suffered from any kind of eating disorder,would you mind sharing your personal story with me? I have a terrible disorder. Every time my elbow bends, my mouth opens. It's embarrassing and it makes me fat, too.

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How many water do you drink in one day? I drink about 3 quarts a day. That's an average.

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Do you believe that girls mature faster than boys? Yes, but they keep right on going. Then, when they are women they have come full circle. Guys stop (if they ever mature at all) and there is where trouble comes from.

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On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate your partner's dancing skills? Zero. No partner. I'm a zero, too, though, so no biggie.

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What religion (or lack of religion) do you follow and why? I'm an atheist. No reason, I suppose. The concept of god is a little silly to me.

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Have you finished your Holiday Shopping already, or do you leave it for the last minute? Done. Bought a friend a whoopee cushion.

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What is the easiest way to lose weight without exercise? Have a leg removed.

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Is there a god, and either way, how do we know? No. But that doesn't mean you can't be spiritual.

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Are you getting into the Holiday Spirit? No holiday for me. I bought a friend a whoopee cushion.

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When women go out wearing revealing clothes, why do they get annoyed when guys stare? If the goods are on display then they're gonna get attention! True enough. Of course, they are dressing for the 'right' guy, not just any guy. I long ago stopped ogling, so it no longer bothers me, but the truth is that it is a little silly.

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You were caught doing 'something wrong', what would constitute 'something wrong'...in your case? Trying to be happy.

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What do atheists believe in? "Whom" is the objective case. "Who" goes where the subject goes. Just trying to help. Guess I don't worship anyone. What the hey. Worship is not a requisite for anything, right?

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What would your words of encouragement be towards someone that is procrastinating for a final exam taking place in 3 days? Hey, don't worry. You don't need to study. Here. Drink of the elixir of knowledge: beer!

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How do girls masturbate without useing a dildo or vibrator? They are cunning little runts!

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How to make a good conversation Shut up and listen.

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Is there anyone that hates you? Hell, just look at the census.

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Why would two people who have been married for 20 yrs have 1 daughter, 18, stay together even if they don't like each other? They go for days at a time without speaking to each other, have separate bedrooms. What is your opinion about this? What the hell? If they really want life to be that bad, they are way too uptight. Live! That's all you can do till you die.

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Despite the ecomomy, what will you not cut down on? Cigarettes.

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How can you kick Jesus Christ out of Christmas? Isn't He the reason for the season? Yeah. We're celebrating SANTA's birthday, thank you!

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What was your favorite television show of all time? Ken Burn's "The Civil War". The best thing TV ever did.

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How can I help my wife be less jealous of my boyfriend? Menage a tois!

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What would you do if you had a week to spend in Barcelona? Eat paella with Penelope Cruz. I could die happy. . .no, ecstatic then.

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What are some movies you watch every single year around Christmas? "The Wild Bunch". I love that movie!

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Why do you think god is real? Because of the pain in my ass.

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Do you agree we need a new Wall Street, since they are giving themselves $400 million bonuses at the end of this year for a job badly done? That's actually a good idea. Fire their asses. We'll dip in the economy for a little while, but the newbies will want to make an impression and we'll recover fine! I really like the notion.

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Are you ready for the fall of false religion? Would that not be a spectacular show from space Looking down? How will those mokeys survive? Hey, mokeys can survive ANYTHING!

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Do you ever feel alone, I mean you just really don't connect with anyone? You see couples and you want to feel like that, happy, loved, in love. No. Not any more.

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Best website...Answerbag or U-tube? Answer bag. I dunno why.

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What are some emotions that can run very deep? (Be original!) Panic, as in, "I'm drowning!"

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If you just found out you had a 5 year old granddaughter, what would you do? I'd say, "Holy shlt! I didn't even know I had a kid!"

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If you had to either give up eating chicken or steak, what would it be and why? Chicken. Birds are dinosaurs.

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Are you a real ABer? I'dn know.

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What is something you had to learn the hard way? Love is for the rich, the beautiful, and schmucks.

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Do you have a favorite holiday dish you prepare - a specialty? Bouillabaisse. I don't scrimp, either.

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Why do people spend so much energy arguing about different translations of the bible, but never question different translations of Plato, Homer, or other ancient manuscripts? (well, except for Seamus Heaney's translation of Beowulf, which I do not like) I'm with you on Heaney's version. My god! It's supposed to be Beowulf!

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Who do you miss? why? Akemi. The one I should have married.

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How do you earn a friends trust back? Be a friend. Just be a friend. It may take time, but be patient.

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I go to school with a guy, and i used to like him a lot, kinda still do. I wanna talk to him but his friends hate me, im kind of scared also. . he used to text me all the time. now he wont talk to me. What do i do? You march right back out there, young lady, and get yourself another guy. This one has no taste at all. He doesn't get you!

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If you had a spycho animal, what would you do? Live cowering in fear?

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Why are the buttons on ladies blouses and mens shirts on opposite sides? Because women are crazy! (Don't down rate me. Men are dumb. Same cause.)

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Do they make pheromone perfumes for women to attract men? Don't know. Girlfriend has lipstick tastes like steak. I no can stop kissing her.

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The median of a trapezoid is parallel to the legs. True or false? Okay. I'm looking up median, trapezoid, and parallel and will get back to you as soon's I work it out!

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What are some cute/girly words or phrases for a personalized license plate? Flirt Mini Lips Hot bod

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When was the last time our earth was in the perfect alignment it will be in Dec 2012? Alignment with what? Now, last month, we were in the center of a Galaxy 36 - Earth - Sun alignment, but that's all over now.

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Do you know any unusual but effective ways to treat acne? Amputate head. Pimples go away for good.

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How big of a role does nuclear testing have in the emense amount of cancer, plaguing many individuals of our world? I wasn't sure, so I consulted the great knowledge juice: beer. Now I know that the answer is 42.7%

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What do you know about the Rothschild family? They make expensive wine. Unless you me Paul and Patty Rothschild here in Kokomo. They run a gift shop.

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WHAT DOES MY NUMBER ON MY LICENSE PLATE MEAN Earth unit Anonymous is on way to work. Liquidate?

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I've been coughing for weeks now and Captain told me to try Buckley's Cough Syrup. Any idea where I can get some? Ask the captain!

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I keep dreaming i can fly. i used to dream this all the time when i was little but now its more like floating and im always trying to show everyone. does this mean anything? Too much air in head when you go to sleep.

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Cold weather! Blanket or Duvet? Blanket! I don't know what a duvet is!

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Has the Church of England failed its flock..England is progressing into a secular country, what will happen to the next generation with God? You make me want to move to England!

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True or False, You prefer a shorter partner in bed? Honestly. I could NOT care less. As long as I've a partner, that is.

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What caused pro ice hockey to become unpopular in the US? Average of 10 degrees higher temperature.

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Can't anyone take a joke any more? It's harder and harder to find people who can, yes. But they ARE out there.

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What are you planning for this Christmas? Ham sandwiches.

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Why are some famous people able to resist temptation and remain faithful? People should climb down from the pulpit. The famous are people just like us. I frankly tire easily with all the celebrity crap ("And you won't believe what she did!") but how is it worse when one does something than when anyone else does it?

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What's one movie you wish you never sat through? I can't remember. It was awful.

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Does nuclear testing have a greater impact on the stability of our atmosphere than all auto emissions combined? No. There are all those cars out there. Every single day. Nukes don't come close.

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Does the real objection to climate change science involve sex? Wha'? Sit down. Drink this.

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How big is your wardrobe? Size 40 pants, XL shirts.

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Do you buy new clothes every time seasons change? No, Mr. Rockefeller!

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How do YOU define "sexy" using just one sentence? Girl. . .woman. . .look. . .touch. . .all me can do. . .me gone crazy!

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I am back, who missed me? Do I hear a voice?

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What's one book, that you had a hard time putting down until you were finished reading it? Catch-22 by Joseph Heller

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How can I get my crush to like me and ask me to the dance on DEC18? I have brown hair and blue eyes and I'm a country girl phantom -x- and HumourMe have it right. Sigh. Brown haired, blue eyed country girl. I'd be physically unable to form the word 'no'.

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Is Thierry Henry a cheat? Oh, wow! That really rankles me! Thierry Henry cheating. Who does he think he is? Who is he, by the way?

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Do you think people ask questions to get answers, so they can have people to talk to, because they are bored, to get more points, because they know the answer but they want to see what other people think? or because they legit want to educate themselves.. Yep, I sure do!

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Where I live, the weatherman said that it was 10 degrees colder than normal this morning. Is this an example of global warming? Sigh. Global warming doesn't mean that everyday the temperature climbs. Short, severe winters are typical during a warming. Many other weather patterns are involved. All you have to do is to look at a map of Greenland from 50 years ago. Then 10. Then today. Well, areal photos if possible. You see global warming as clear as the weather in California.

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Generally speaking, men think and women feel. Do you agree with this statement? I seriously disagree. Women think and think and think and think until they blame the guy for whatever they weren't talking about. Guys' eyes go to the boobs or the butt with on one single neuron firing.

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What is the first 11-letter word which comes to mind? Cacophonies.

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How old were you when you first looked at porn? There's a question here about baby pictures, asking if naked babies constitute child porn. Some people say yes! (!) So, I guess when I was 3 or 4 months old.

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What is the best way to de-addict from pron? It's easy. You tell yourself, "Look, you're a grown up. Find something else to do."

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Do you think that every picture of a naked child(even a totally innocent picture of a naked baby while bathing)should be considered as child pornography? Oh, for pity's sake. Have you seen the babies on "America's Funniest Home Videos"? Pixillated! I can't believe it. Naked babies are as natural as rain. Any ding dong in the WORLD can tell when it's child porn or a family photo or home movie. It's disgusting how American's can't or won't discriminate.

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Is excessive paclaging a waste of materials or a good plan for product placement on shelves at stores? We don't need near the packaging we think we do. Alas, a lot of it is done to thwart shoplifters.

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How friendly are you? (Take the quiz) 55. Friendly. You be friendly, too, and give these good people some points.

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Where is God's House? Where ever he wants it to be!

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Do you think children who play outdoors have much more fun than the children who play inside on computers? Yes, but then some pervert ruins it. I don't see why we can't help out more in that regard.

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For the atheists, when was the last time you declined holiday pay(for religious holidays) and offered to come to work for straight time? Do you not purchase discounted items that are only on sale because of the holiday? How strong is your conviction? When I was in the Air Force I had to work every single holiday so the married guys could be with their families. I never minded, but if I'd refused, one of them would have had to come in. So I take the pay as a good atheist doing something for his work mates, even the ding dong religious ones.

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No one threw a party when I reached Sage. :( Oh yeah, this has to be a question doesn't it? Mr. Hansen, that is really sad. Congratulations! I'm very, very sorry not to have noticed. Give us heads up when you reach 59 and we'll make up for it!

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What's the weirdest, real-life, commercial pizza topping you've encountered? I'm trying really hard to fill the bill. Every thing so far sounds unweird to me. I guess I'll go with olives. I adore them but they seem never to blend well with pizza. It's weird because most people really like it.

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Gum flavors: minty, fruity, or bubble gum? My heart's desire is Teaberry. I don't even chew gum anymore because I can't get it.

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In "The Wizard of Oz," why did Toto pull the curtain back to expose the wizard? Who asked him to do this? Hey, the little guy noticed and he thought he'd pay Dorothy back for saving him at the beginning of the film.

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What's your opinion regarding asparagus tips as a pizza topping? Now, really. Have you ever heard of something that would be BAD on a pizza?

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What's something that is noisy in your home? The AC. Sounds like a damn jet. The stove fan, too. I know we wanted these things, but you'd think the manufacturers would at least try to soften the noise.

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Have you ever eaten "flied lice"? I'd love to hear you tackle Chinese sometime.

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Have you ever been hungry enough to eat eight pizzas? Yes. But I never could. Cost prohibitive.

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Do anti-bullying campaigns do more harm than good? I don't see how they do any harm. (?) Kids being bullied have led to so many shootouts at school that it seems like a good idea. But maybe I'm not thinking through to the downside.

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Welfare Dependency: who benefits? No one from dependency. But if something ever happens, you'll be glad it's there till you're back on your feet.

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When is the best time to travel to the south of france? Ah, beautiful southern France! No time would be a bad time. July or August and you can see Van Gogh's paintings wherever you look!

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Can someone explain your view of Pro-choice and Pro-life. You mean other than me?

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When you clean your home, how many rooms do you have to do? 3. (Small apartment.)

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Do you know a word begins with "pre"? I did previously, but no more. :>(

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If you could choose one from the animal kingdom to characterize you, which would it be and why? I am a snake in Asia, and a dragon. That's pretty cool.

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Woman - Do you get offended when people call the tattoo on your lower back a "tramp stamp"? Men - Do you think the tattoo on the lower back is trampy? Not trampy. Just a waste. How women lit on that as sexy, I'll never know. One of the sexiest things imaginable is the female posterior. It need no decoration. That being said, on the sexiest women I ever knew had a full back tattoo that ran all the way down to her right buttock. Indescribably sexy!

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How does on mend a broken heart? Johnny Walker. After a while, though, you are responsible for your own hardship. Put some steel in that heart.

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Should the Church of Scientology be outlawed worldwide? We should outlaw all religions. But until then, no fair to seize on one and bully them.

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Why do people not mail each other Christmas cards, anymore? is this tradition dead? Well, it should be. It is a waste of material and so bloody insincere (most of the time) that a run-off of what the family experienced during the year or a comically homemade card would score better. Technology has caught up to and passed the snail era of the revolution.

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What happened to nice people? They live alone in small apartments, some wondering where their lives went, some becoming bitter old people, and some living in a fantasy world. Nice never was worth much. I wish my family had known that.

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What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? It changes from woman to woman. Her strong point is usually it. Sometimes women dress in a certain way, to show off her legs or her bosom. Then that's it. Trouble is, I'm too straight.

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Do you send thank you cards for the Holiday gifts you receive? Well, IF and when I get one, I send a note. Cards just ooze insincerity to me. I have been known to make my own cards, though. (Just imagine a card made by a 5 year old chimp.)

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Wanna see the view from the Skydeck at the 103rd floor of the Sears Tower in Chicago? You go into a kind of "glass box" and can look straight down, if you dare! Anyone been there already? (I don't know if I could do it, TBH.) Been there. Spent the whole time close to the elevators, nauseated and strung tight.

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If Tiger Woods hadn't been caught, does that mean he got away with it? Frankly, it is STILL no business of ours. We still don't know what actually happened, whether the marriage was open, or anything like that. Celebrity gets scrutiny, I know, but even the rich and famous ought to be able to go pee without us watching. Oh, and I could not care less about it, anyway, if you paid me to follow it.

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How do you feel about pretentious people? Can you tolerate them? For how long? Pretense, pseudo-intellectualism, society crashers, and all that lot wear out my patience very quickly.

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How do you react when you receive a left-handed compliment? Tweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet KA-POW!

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Are you a forgiver or a grudge holder? I'm naive. Gullible. Slow. I forgive. Even when I try to hold a grudge, I can't make it last. There are time when a long memory is good. But it's another thing I'm not very good at.

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How should deadbeat Dads be punished? It baffles me why dads don't want to take care of their kids. But some of them might really have trouble if they've lost their jobs or something. The real actual dead beat dads should be fired from their jobs and made to live on welfare for a year. Two years for second offense, and so on. And not a generous welfare, either. Then they might start thinking, "I don't want THIS...

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How high is your Google IQ? Actually, I score well here. I've an IQ of, oh, 70, 75. It's one the the few things that gets me an IQ over 50.

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How often do you find it a challenge on what to eat for dinner? Frequently. Living alone, I often don't think about till I'm hungry. I can't roast a turkey in those conditions!

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If the pregnancy is not a result of rape or incest and there are no serious health risks, and since adoption is an option, is abortion simply an act of selfishness? It's a women's issue. Ask women. Men don't count. Frankly, I'm not to hep with this god stuff anyway.

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Michael Vick went to prison for killing dogs but killing unborn humans is legally protected. What gives? Abortion is a women's issue. It is an issue that should be left entirely in their hands. Cruelty to children who are born IS prosecuted, sometimes gleefully even. I can't abide Disney animal right types, but any one who would hurt an animal for just no good reason deserves to be punished.

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On average how much muscle is your body made of? I will commence a search immediately for a muscle and if I find any, I'll get back to you.

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Did Sarah Palin ever produce a birth certificate that proved Trig is really her daughter and not Bristol's? Oh! That is just nasty. I dislike Sarah Palin as much as anything, but this kind of litigious criticism smacks of Obama's birth certificate circus. Shinola on that. There is so much material out there to use that you don't need this invasive, holier-than-thou approach.

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Where did you (do you) usually sit in your high school classes...near the back, front, anywhere? I was a class clown but no buffoon. I sat where the girls sat.

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Who is your angel There are too many of us for angels to go around. I'm one of the ones with no angel. My luck.

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Have you ever come across a Zombie? Wish I could. I'd get an autograph. "She's Not There" was GREAT!

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Do you believe humans can harvest forest resources in an environmentally friendly way, or should national forests be left in their natural state in which resources are not used to benefit humans? Of course, companies shouldn't strip an entire forest. But the resources are needed since we went forth and multiplied the planet into extreme stress. Trees can be harvested like any other crop with modern techniques, although across the world these are not always applied.

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How would the world react if Noah's Ark was undeniably discovered? Gasp, two by two.

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What song(s) made you cry? I have to admit that whenever I hear a Yoko Ono recording I feel like crying.

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When do you walk away from a relationship? When the car is in the shop.

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If somone see my self inflicted scars, what is the best lie to tell them Say nothing. If they ask, say, "What scars?"

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How old were you when you lost your virginity? Do you wish you had waited longer? 17. Wish I'd go in SOONER, actually.

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What is the first thing you think about when you see a girl with big (DD) boobs?[and I have big boobs so be careful what you say] It is physically impossible for a straight man not to notice. I try mightily not to ogle. Of course, I think of caressing them. Then I remember who I am and look elsewhere.

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Do you ever give out points to people just for fun? Oh, heck. All the time. It pleases me.

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I have been in a relationship for 7 years with a merrid man,he loves me as much as i love him, he left his family for me,but now im bored with him, suddenly i fall out of love.what should i do? how could i say it to him when he does everything for me. (2 You don't deserve all the down rating. Look. The heart wants what the heart wants. Tell him, make it stick, and move on.

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What is sexy about sex? Sex is just as sexy as you can get!

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What's the most ridiculous "clean" insulting name you've ever publicly called someone, because you didn't wish to curse/swear at them in front of ladies? (I once called a dude a "DIP-THONG," whist watching my language.) You idiomatic oxymoron!

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Whats the top 50 best anime? Wow. I haven't seen that many. I didn't notice if any one suggested "Gunslinger Girl". There are 2 series, and they are both terrific.

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Would you prefer to have Potato Soup, Tomato Soup, Clam Chowder, Beef Stew or Won Ton Soup? Way too many choice. Do it like In-n-Out Burgers. One or two.

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Should kids be spanked to the point where they can not sit down Don't spank your kids. That's your shortcoming, not theirs.

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How much money would it take for you to stay with someone who cheated on you repeatedly? None. I would only leave if I desired too.

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Where was Camelot located? Where once there was a spot.

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Has your girlfriend ever given you a "prejean"? 1.) I can't remember when I had a girlfriend last. 2.) I've not the foggiest notion what a 'prejean' is.

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Woud the world be a peaceful place if there was no religion in the world? Imagine no religion.

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Is there an alcoholic in your immediate family? if so…How do you deal with it? I (hic) I (hic) I try hide it on account a I don't know.

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What is something that squirts? Properly prepared Cordon Bleu.

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Guys: Do you think women have a specific "place" in society? Yep. Wherever we are.

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In this day and age how would Santa get into the place with out getting shot as an intruder or setting off the security alarms? You know NOTHING of Santa! Why, even inanimate objects bow to let him pass.

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Why is money God for some people? In many cases, real money trumps a fake god.

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What do you think when you hear that a car accident was caused by the weather? Wasn't it caused by the driver's poor judgement or driving skills? Gotta say that most of the time you are right. But can you really say there are no 'accidents' with no real cause? Where I live, I'd say in winter the reason why some accidents result in no ticket is that there really are times when it's no one's particular fault.

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Do you think that one person can make the world a better place Sure. More than one would be good but there isn't any reason for one person not to try.

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I got beat up...what should i do to the person who beat me up? Avoid him. He can beat you up.

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What's your Christmas dinner going to consist of this Holiday Season? Figure I'll make sammitches.

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What does an alpaca eat? Alpaca lunch for one as soon's I find out!

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How should Christians treat their slaves? I can recommend many antebellum books and historical references for you. They weren't very nice, though not all were cruel.

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Although you are an adult, is there something you still won't do in the company of your parents that you know would displease them? Why, just everything. They are dead.

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Isn't it true that there is no way to win a war? Engaging in violence means you failed in diplomacy and embargo, etc. And, loss of human life on both sides makes it absurd to try to gage it as "winning" no matter how close you come to reaching a goal. I have to disagree. I am, well, rather old and in my lifetime there hasn't been a war worth the drama, BUT -- I would hold that the 2 world wars, the American Civil War, and the Revolutionary War were all necessary and all decided issues. The fact is that there are times when you have to put up your dukes, personally and nationally.

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The Bible says that "all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God" and that if you do not personally ask Christ's forgiveness you will go to hell. Since babies can't ask forgiveness and "all have sinned" they are all in hell, right? No one is born in sin. Look. There are 3 major religions from the crappiest desert on earth. Each is sexually cock-eyed. Each makes little or no sense. If one HAS to be religious, seek a religion from outside of nutty land.

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I die daily-what did St Paul mean by this? Back in the day, "die" was a euphemism for "ejaculate".

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Have you any First Date Commandments? What? You can have more than one?

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What would you say if you and your s/o had a fairly major argument and s/he said with a serious stern expression, "I rebuke thee, I rebuke thee, I rebuke thee!"? Gees, I heard you the first time!

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What is your biggest grammar pet peeve? (mine is your/you're) Your and You're. I can't believe how much these two are in free variation. There/Their/They're. THREE in free variation. And generally punctuation errors and run-on sentences rankle me. Oh, yeah. The misuse of the slash (/). It doesn't mean 'and'. Heck. I could go on!

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Guys, how do you feel about redheads? I have to try very hard not to be a redhead pervert. They are so PRETTY!

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Am I the only one annoyed by someone who answers, "It's okay, it's not your fault" when you say, "I'm sorry" in order to express sympathy? Ex: "I'm so sorry your grandma died." "It's okay, it's not your fault." I wasn't saying it's my fault! All right. What did you do with my granny?

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What's your opinion on the idea of "once in grace, always in grace"? Nah. Not for me.

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Does anyone know any good guy/girl-with-no-arms-and-no-legs jokes? Ever met my cousin with one leg? Eileen. Japanese girlfriend with one leg. Irene Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms!

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What is your absolute favorite accent and what is your own personal accent? Japanese! Very pretty. I have a neutral mid-western voice. No accent.

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What is a good way to get sleepy? A glass of beer or two.

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Please give me 1 good reason to live? You might miss something tomorrow. Seriously. All that has kept me alive through the years is to see what would happen in baseball.

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Who was the last famous person you met & did you speak to them? Ralph Nader. Introduced him to my daughter and told him I agreed with him. But I didn't vote for him.

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I do not know what is wrong with my boyfriend every time it starts getting the time of year for Christmas he well keep tearing up every time a xmas song is played i mean i love him but men should not cry is their any ideas why he is crying and how to stop He should dump you.

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Name a song that might not have very deep, meaningful lyrics...but it's real catchy and you feel like moving when you hear it. For me it's 'Shake It Up', by The Cars. Love Me, Do - The Beatles

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What kind of person do you think you get alon with best? People who never meet me.

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What are your favorite reasons and or excuses? Sorry I'm late. I just didn't get here on time.

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What is your ideal old age to live to? Ten years ago. Tomorrow at least!

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What's something you can do without in your life right now? More criticism.

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Are 'jocks' actually dimmer than average or do they just seem to be? Hey, I'm a jock. I'm tired of people thinking I'm stuped!

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Should gay marriage be legal in the U.S.? Why or Why not? Well, of course. Love is always better than denial.

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When was the last time the carpet in your house was cleaned? Did you do it or hire it out? I wouldn't have carpet in my house.

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Have ever removed Ab users friends from your list and if so why? No. If they haven't been on AB in over a year I will simply to have a more manageable number of them, but otherwise they are welcomed, even if they've come to hate me.

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Ever watched M*A*S*H? Who was your favourite character and why? I only like the movie. Hawkeye there was how he was spoze be.

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Do India has thermonuclear weapon? Yes, they do.

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How can this person(troll) who is giving -5 points for every question of mine be located on answerbag? I used to think you could report the problem. Now I don't know. Maybe just accept the -5 and maybe they will go away.

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Is it weird that I love reading about serial killers? Not at all. We all become fascinated at one thing or the other. I, for instance, love anime.

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I have heard that chocolate is poisonous to dogs? Dogs eat turds. How dangerous could chocolate be?

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Would you cheat if you thought that you can get away with it? Well, if it's poker with strangers, yeah, I guess. Not with my buddies, though.

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What should guys do on a second date? Well, if they really like each other, I guess anything they want.

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Okay im one of those girls that think there suppose to be incontrol with there boyfriends is that a bad thing? I . . . don't know what you're asking.

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As a general rule, do you look as good in photos as you do, in person? As a general rule, no one takes my photo, even when I try to crash a picture.

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What do you think of the proposed California Ballot Initiative to outlaw divorce? It is a clever protest of the initiative that banned gay marriage. Let's see how many "oh, I'm so holy my shlt don't stink" people who voted against gay marriage will vote 'yes' on THIS one!

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I'm trying to get over a breakup with a married man but can't. I'm friends with an old ex & now he wants more again but I'm still in love with the married man & can't get over my feelings. Its good with my ex but not like it was with the other man. Help? No doubt you are going to get a lot of judgmental lecturing from the holier-than-thous. Look, if it's over with the married guy it's over. If the old ex doesn't fit the bill, get a new guy. I've had women up and leave me so I know it's not easy but come on! You had an affair with a married guy! A LOT of women would love to be able to say that (even though they would...

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Many Republicans are critical of Al Gore because he is rich and lives in a huge mansion that uses LOTS of electricity, has a big car that uses lot of fuel, etc. Billy Graham is a rich man, that has a big house etc. Does this fact diminish their message? Oh, those whiny people not in office anymore? Pay them no heed.

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Why can't you defy the laws of gravity Why, you can, if you can move at wart speed!

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Why is it such a big deal where Tiger Woods was going around 2:30 in the morning? It's his life, if he is cheating on his wife so what!! That is his business. Yes its wrong but why do the police and whole world "NEED" to know so badly? The whole celebrity thing disgusts me. We don't know a THING yet and he is being crucified. And, frankly, I don't give a damn either way.

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Can lsd cure depression? Why do you ask, giant blue spider?

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Are the Republican attacks on President Obama's plan to send 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan further proof of the fact that they will attack anything this president does even if it is something that they have been recently in favor of? Yes, yes it is. If Obama solved the world hunger problem they'd say it was spin. That's why they are sitting at home, no longer in office.

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Is it possible to use a spoon as a weapon? Ha ha. GREAT response to the moron who asked. You're a genius and I'd vote for you!

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How much did your most valuable life lesson cost you? My life.

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Seems to me that i recall Obama stating that the Afghanistan troops would be coming home soon. now, they want 400,000 more U.S. soldiers? am i missing something here or is the presidents nose growing longer each day? Okay. Just say it. You're a neo-con who hates Obama. You guys had your chance and couldn't handle it. Now be a good citizen and either get behind your president or shut up.

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We all know what you do if life hands you lemons, so what do you do if life hands you lemonade? Make piss out of it?

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Is Jesus coming back again? YES! And this time he's not taking any crap off of anyone! He'll mow people down like a mercenary and be really pissed off all the time!

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Do men use the words "women wanted to be equal" to cop out of something they do not feel like doing? The men who say that are idiots. I'm a man. Women SHOULD be equal.

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Gentlemen: Are you aware that a vacuum cleaner is NOT an acceptable Christmas gift for your significant other? Yes, I am. A baseball glove would be more appropriate. However, sexy underthings aren't either. It's hard to please any woman.

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The King of Morocco has dutifully sacrificed a sheep to commemorate Abraham's willingness to sacrifice his son as an act of religious obedience. Would you under any circumstances sacrifice one of your own children? If you did, would this be a crime? Well, of course not! If I heard that voice, I'd send my children away. If it happened that god were real, I'd beat him to a pulp for doing that to anyone.

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A man in a WalMart store got ticked off with someone's crying child and slapped it. He did not know the mother or child. What would you do if a stranger slapped your child? No vulgarities please. I try to be reasonable. But in this case I would beat that man until he could never slap another child.

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I guess we didn't read the fine print. Didn't Obamears say he would withdraw/reduce troops? So where's THE CHANGE yo?... Well, brainiac, he's got to try to do something with W's mess. He's been in less than a year, so give him a shot. At least he is warring in the right country. Bush II went to Iraq.

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What's something that no "self-respecting" conservative would ever admit to being grateful for? Civility from anyone on the left.

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Does a wireless mouse take more battery power from a computer/laptop than a standard wired mouse? The standard wired one doesn't use ANY battery power, does it? I dunno. I didn't know it did if it does.

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What pasta dish would be your favorite?(Be specific pls.) I guess it'd be Spaghetti alla carbonara. Hate to choose just one.

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Im bi, i havn't told my dad, he thinks of me as a man, im taller and stronger than him, he said he dont care if i am or not but i know soon as i tell him he will torment me about it and think im a fairy, and ima wanna beat him for it, any advice? You'd beat him? Do you guys have any feelings at all for each other? If your dad kids you about it, he isn't being mean. If he means it, then he lied about not caring. Either way, if you love him, tell him. And don't beat him up, either. If you don't love him, don't say anything. And still don't beat him up.

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My husband disappears he has a "friend" down the street he's known all his life practically, he has admitted to cheating on most of his past relationships with this person. he always lies when i ask and sticks to his story. but, he just disappears at nigh Truly not the brightest light on the christmas tree, are you. Either tolerate it or put your foot down. What? You can't get another guy?

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Do all men cheat? It feels like it to me sometimes... with all the temptations out there... strip clubs, internet porn, escort services, flirtatious co-workers, etc. it seems like most guys have some sort of sexual vice. It has been my experience that women are just as good at it as men are. Men are stupid. They get caught. As for the temptations, not one of them makes a cheater.

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Do you trust Obama's way of ruling US? Yes. Don't you remember the 8 years before he got in? He's going to have to work HARD to do worse! He's doing fine. Hasn't even logged in a year yet.

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Please tell me why I should visit your state/city/town. What are some interesting facts about it and why, in your opinion, is it a good place to live? For god's sake, chocstar, don't come here! If you value life, stay away!

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What are you going to do for Christmas this year in 2009 Same thing I do every Friday.

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If you love someone, would you stay separated from them for 3 years and wait until they inherit money to get back with them in the marriage? Just not enough information to make a decision.

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What do you think of an exwife who has a boyfriend in florida, but keeps calling her exhusband twice a week and emailing him twice a week, without her boyfriend knowing, and he lives in another state? Exhusband knows nothing of boyfriend. That's way too hard for me.

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Have you ever googled yourself? What were your results? I had to buy a sperm guard for the keyboard.

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What kind of cooking oil do you use? Different oils for different jobs. Peanut oil is good when I'm in need of a lot of heat. Vegetable oil is good to prep things for a big dish. Olive oil for almost everything, but it has low heat resistance. Spray oil, even for certain jobs. So. . .I guess I use em all!

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Want virtual sex? Well, ha ha, with you? That's the question! Who with?

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Once you catch someone lying or being dishonest with you, do you ever never believe them, or do you give them the benefit of the doubt? There is no one answer to this one. We all lie at one time or another. So I tend to be less harsh because the next time, it might be me! But then, there are levels of dishonesty and intents and all. Some people, really showing horrible character or really being mean to me, it's out the door. But usually, I figure maybe I'm not so great either. It's a question with many answers.

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What's the best thing about being you? Nobody else has to suffer through it.

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Fried, scrambled, poached or boiled eggs? Soft, runny scrambled.

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Why do kids back talk at the teacher when they know there going to get in trouble?? and the keep doing it over and over. why is that? Dear Dr. Brainiac: That's what kids do. And they learn from it eventually. Gosh, you've forgotten already?

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My boyfriend texted his ex-girlfriend to congratulate her on her pregnancy, but he was secretive by not telling her who the text was from, just "an old admiring friend who misses you..." Is this flirting or any reason to be angry at him? What are you doing on his cell? Trust issues here.

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How do you make PCP? Gimme a P! Gimme a C! Gimme a P!

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How do you react when someone is rude to you? I looks em straight in the eye, I does, and then I says, "Says YOU! That's what YOU are!"

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Is happiness really watching your neighbor fall off his roof? Oh, god, NO! Gees, that's cruddy!

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What do the Scottish men really wear or not wear underneath their kelts? I've always heard it required the man to go commando.

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Do you know what day of the week you were born? see link and it will tell you Gosh, who doesn't know that? Wednesday child, full of woe.

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What are stupid things people do for attention? Balloon boy. White House dinner crash. Class clown. Exiting a car like Brittany. Any thing a male does between 15 - 30.

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Lately I find people tedious and hardly see my friends at all: a good book just seems a better idea. Is it worth making more of an effort? Not for me it isn't. Maybe not for you. For whom the bell tolls.

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If you were the richest person in the world, would you use your money for yourself and your family or the people in need? No family. A few friends. I'd keep enough for a blow out party and give the rest away.

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Could a financial meltdown happen again? Let's see. . .Herbert Hoover. George W. Bush. I'd say, yes, when the republicans go back in.

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Why did you have to ruin it for me? Wasn't on purpose. I seem to do that to everyone.

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Where are you most likely to find a teenager? Look for a computer or a TV set.

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What will you do if I pass out at your front door?. Drag you in and put you to bed and then watch to make sure you don't choke on vomit.

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Is it not right for a first grader to have a cell phone? Circumstances. In some cases sure, in others, probably not.

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Would you consider renting a Christmas tree? I don't bother with the tree anymore.

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How long will silvia stay in your system when smoked? Does it even show up on a drug test? Silvia is STILL in my system! She always will be.

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I need to make a decision pretty quickly. Should I watch the "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show" or a National Public Broadcasting presentation on "The Social Life of Prairie Dogs"? How about. . .stop watching so much damn TV!

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Do you know where your children are right now? Hooking and scoring smack, I suppose.

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Is there anything better then driving through freshly fallen autumn leaves? Sure, necking with a redhead!

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Whats an easy way of getting out of a conversation without making it look like you dont want to talk to them? Oh, my god! I forgot to shut off my car! I gotta go!

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Is the answerbag category 'Christian Science' a contradiction in terms? It certainly is an idiomatic oxymoron!

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When i say "Red Carpet" what comes to mind? Stupid Hollywood movies.

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Where can you find a stunning prom dress? On a girl at the prom.

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What is your favorite Alvin and the Chipmunks song? Witch Doctor.

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What is something that when it is on sale, it is not necessarily a good thing? Mushrooms. Potatoes. Food like that.

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True or false, Sexy is more important than race on a 1st date? Sure. Sexy doen't KNOW race.

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Santa's workshop needs some little helpers!!! Who wants to be a little Elf and help make the toys? What toy are you gonna make? I'm here to supervise.

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Have you ever pooped a balloon? Sure have. Shlt all over the place!

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What do you dip your fish sticks in? I use ketchup I eat mine with fork and knife. I use tartar sauce or soy sauce.

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Is heavy "petting" considered cheating, when its not with your S/O? If you're asking, the answer is 'no'.

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What was your most traumatic experience as a child? They canceled Gilligan!

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What's one super-hero, that you do NOT approve of? Superman. He's become to invulnerable.

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How do you feel about dating someone from prison after a 10 year sentence? Sure, if she's still pretty.

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Would you rather be buried or cremated? I'm leaving my body for research. No need to take 2,000 years to rot in a hermetically sealed coffin and cremation requires a lot of energy. Use me for medical education, munitions experimentation, or whatever you like.

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What's one thing, that YOU have satisfactorily bought online? Many, many things. Um, a Hawaiian shirt, for example.

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Has anyone ever sold you a dream and you went for it? How did it turn out? Yeah. Thanks. Just throw it in my face. Dozens. I'm the most naive idiot there is. Have a nice day.

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On Answerbag have you ever seen someone copy and paste someone else's answer to a question, and then call it their own answer. I haven't seen it, no. You got an example? They shouldn't do that, if they do.

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Hard Question Should African Americans Be Payed To make Movies out of Donated Multi-Media and Photo Albums To Show to Immigrants? If they do the work, why shouldn't they be paid? I don't see a place where it says they should donate their time or anything.

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Now you See Me, Now you Dont, Now you See Me, Now you Dont......what am i....? (humour welcomed) :p A nun whose habit is stuck in a revolving door!

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My husband once got out of the car to help a turtle in the middle of a road cross to the other side! Putting it down, it turned to look at him standing there as if to say, "Thank you" before continuing to the water. Could YOU ever eat a turtle again? Turtle soup. Ummmm.

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Saints or Patriots? Now that the game is over, I'm betting on the Saints!

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What do Russia and USA have in common? Both hate Dick bin Cheney.

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What actual distance do you think you've walked in the past week? Maybe 2 miles. Maybe.

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My boyfiend doesnt let me see his phone? Why would you want to? Don't trust him? If that's the case, it would be better for both of you if you dropped him. Even married couples have privacy.

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The Tea Party wants transparency; yet Republicans keep rejecting transparency in government; why? If it doesn't favor the rich or do harm to the poor, they are against it.

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Who do you think is the worst actor / actress you have seen on TV or the movies? Courtney Cox.

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Why is there a pair of underwear on your head? I am drink.

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Cheney slams Obama for projecting 'weakness' to adversaries. Agree? See LINK: Cheney would bash Obama for using his left hand to brush his teeth. It is amazing how bright the neo-cons have become since they were voted out of office!

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Why are foreclosures increasing even as the economy is recovering? Why, didn't you hear from bin Cheney. If them stupid poor people borrowed more than they could afford, it's all their fault. The bank might have told them that they'd be stupid to borrow less, but them poor people should know better and have an economics degree or not buy anything. Poor people: ruining the economy and the nation since 1981.

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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or neither? If you arent either,...what are you? Yes!

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Do you believe that people that marry within thier own town or city have better success at staying married, rather than marrying someone from another state or country? I really don't think it matters too much. If it were true that the success rate for same town couples is better, then why not same family?

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If there were a "2012" type catastrophe, where would be a good place to hide out until it passes? Well, 2012 ain't here yet. I'd say remain seated, at least until the plane has come to a complete stop.

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Does Tiger Woods owe an explanation? I'm so not concerned. Why do people dote on celebrity anyway? Who CARES?

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The secretive far-right religious cult, The Family is behind the move in Ugandan to execute people for being gay. Should Rick Warren and the Republican lawmakers involved denounce the Ugandan move? See LINK: DeNOUNCE them? They'd rather join them! Oh, but that might not be so good. They might have their numbers cut in half!

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What if someone claims to physically see someone that is not real that speaks to them and warns them of things to come? Blackberry has it. The voices! I hear the voices of angels!

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What's the dumbest claim Republicans have made about President Obama? 1.)He hates white people. (Half his family is white.) 2.)HE wrecked the economy. (Pretty powerful 1st term Jr. Senator, hey?) 3.)He's muslim and will sell us out to Al Qaeda. (Then they will bash him over his minister Wrigt.) Oh, heck. There are so many. I've not taken the peak off the iceberg. Take your choice. There are a good 30 or 40 more.

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Have you ever found a hamster in the wild? For some reason I cannot picture them being wild animals. Beware! If they find you first, it's Katy bar the door for you!

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Dana Perrino tells Sean Hannity there were no terrorist attacks on US soil in Bush years, but Obama's 'weakness' led to Ft. Hood Shootings. What alternate universe do Perino and Hannity inhabit? See LINK:. How pathetic have the neo-cons become! Pelosi and Obama even crashed the economy, according to them. I tell ya, Bob Uecker isn't as funny as them. I love em!

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Is your hair in a pony tail right now? MIne is. Mine COULD be. I stopped wearing the ponytail and it's getting too thin to braid, so I let it go.

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Does anyone know why Brooks and Dunn are braking up? Like Simon and Garfunkel, one does more work than the other for the same money, I bet.

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Have you ever bought The Dean Martin verity Shows? No. I like Dino, but the stuff they sell is reliving past glories. Just not as good. I'd get maybe a CD of his.

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How many people are you having for thanksgiving? Well. . .I thought I'd have turkey. . .

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Who did you wanted to be president 2009-2013 besides barak obama. No one!

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Could you knockout someone in one punch Hurricane could. Me, not so much.

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What Holiday tradition has your family been doing for many years? My family has been doing the 7 fishes for Christmas Eve as far back as I can remember. I have so many! I wake up, brush my teeth, check email. Maybe have a little lunch.

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What'll u do if someoneVIPfrom the gov. said " we were ordered to take ur house with every thing inside it & all your money for ur country sake but we'll let you continue your job&we'll write your name in jornal as a hero with no restitution from the gov" I'd say, "Sure. Of all the people in this country, I'm the one that will do this. It's all right. Had a good enough life."

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I asked a question the other day "Kit Kat or Twix?" I got responses and I just looked for my question and it disappeared. I asked it again, hoping to find it and nothing came up. Now the new one has been marked as a dupe I'm so confused. What happened? Mars Dark Chocolate. The problem I have is that I will type the question and look to see if there are any duplicates. Then I post. Then they take it down. One way around it is to put the date at the very end, like this: blah blah blah? 12/1/09.

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What is your favorite type of cat? My cat Miss Kitty was a manx. But my favorite of all was Thomas. I don't know his breed name, but he was black all over. I mean not one white hair anywhere. Beautiful.

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There was frost on the ground this morning, and yet the schools were not closed - WHY? Where do you live? Here in Illinois, 3" of snow on the ground doesn't close the schools.

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Is there more than one type of humor? Cointenly. Lemme tell ya. Huh. Waddaya know. I'm tryin' to think but nothin's happenin'!

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Atheists-will you remain as an atheist till your end? Yeah. I figure if I had been precocious enough to come to that conclusion at 8 years old, I must have been right. Mouths of babes and all that.

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Have you ever wished that you just would not wake up oneday? That IS what I hope for every time I go to bed. Can't catch a head cold, though.

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DØes it aññoy ¥oǖ whën peǿple ẃritΣ with ☼dd speci@l ¢harªctЄЯs? Not really. It depresses me, though. Another thing I can't do. Sigh.

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Did you do any laundry today? How much? In my intentions, 3 loads. I've been putting it off for a week. Tomorrow 4 for sure!

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What year did you start your first job? And what was your minimum age? Mine was Kentucky Fried Chicken at $3.35 an hour AND it was in 1983! That was so long ago I can't answer either question. I remember former President Coolidge was on my paper route.

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Fill in the blank please: Stop calling me ________. to fill in the blank!

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Do you use under-arm deodorants and body sprays on a regular basis, if so do you *look up* possible side-effects or just go ahead and use them? I just use them. I figure if the smoking doesn't kill me the toxic waste in the atmosphere will. I don't sweat the body sprays, ya know?

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I quit smoking over the holiday weekend. Do you have any good advice on getting through the urge to smoke? Good for you! I've quit a few dozen times myself. As for part 2 of your question, well, I still smoke.

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What is Barack Obama doing? Hardest working president ever. He's trying to plug up the neo-con-caused holes in the damn. Doing okay.

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Could someone please tell me who can notorize a document besides a lawyer People all over the place can. Paralegals, some secretaries. My aunt June became a notary and I don't think she had a job!

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Who were the five greatest presidents in U. S. history? 1. Abraham Lincoln (16th) 2. Franklin Delano Roosevelt (32nd) 3. George Washington (1st) 4. Thomas Jefferson (3rd) 5. Theodore Roosevelt (26th)

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Can you answer this question by asking me a question? And what makes you think I can?

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Do any of you guys like red heads? (I do) Oh, very, very much. I have to try hard not to perv for redheads only!

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What is the last thing you got a free sample of? My ex-wife's venom.

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Do you sometimes answer a question that comes up on the main AB page, and then after looking at all the other answers, discover that you already answered it months or years ago? (2012-12-22) Yes. The one flaw in the 'no duplicates' rule is that when you come across one with 1,000 answers, it is hardly viable to check them all to see if you've answered. So you can answer the same way all you like, but not ask. And of course, some questions need asked again because things change.

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Should welfare exist? As long as there are humans and some are better off than others, then, yes, it should exist. I am APPALLED at the miserly who would deny the poor because it might inconvenience the rich. We are all humans.

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What does the word "cool" mean to you? Man, like that's groovy, man. Or or or maybe even out of sight!

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Is it just me or are people getting really stingy with giving points lately? (I notice when I answer a question with ten answers and the person only has 5 points) Well, Green Goddess, I don't know if YOU are getting stingy, but a lot of people are. MINIMALLY I give the asker and the first two anwerers (that's how many usually fit on the screen) points, then the one that is one the screen when I answer. When people answer me, they all get points. Lazy me, I just give maximum points. People, however, are not as generous as I, I find.

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How does not sleeping affect you the following day? I seem to wander to my desk from topic to kitchen table you know? You know what I mean, right? Hey! Look! Fire engine!

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What qualities do women honestly look for in a man? Only a handful of men in history has ever had it. That's why they keep looking.

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Caffeine good or bad? Good. Tea and coffee are what medical science calls "miracle food". No down side. There are a few other foods like that, but tea and coffee also fit.

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Is hitchhiking as dangerous as people make it out to be? For women, yes. For men, not so much but still not a safe thing. For the people who pick up hitchhikers, see above.

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Man is only creature who consume without producing.do you think same? All the junk above ground that you see? That's human production. So I disagree.

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Why do we argue so much among us?Why dont we just accept Jesus as our Lord and Saviour and walk according to what he says on the scriptures.Remmember we didnt bring anything and we are not taking back anything.But we can help someone get to heaven. Well, I could say the same. No arguments, peaceful living with no stress and good times await us all if we could only be democrats. Or muslims. Or rock musicians. Your point of view is sheer fantasy.

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What do you call a person who lies a lot, over exaggerates, tells a lot of sob stories, claims people who have had enough are bad people, and so on? "Hurricane" was like that. Bob Dylan found out the hard way. They live in a fantasy world of their own. One in which they are the center. They probably didn't get enough attention as children.

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For swing fans, who is your favorite swing band, new or old? I love them all from Andrews Sisters, Cab Calloway, Satchmo, etc. on up to Bette Midler and the Harlots' and Cherry Poppin' Daddies' swing tunes. The greatest of all was Glenn Miller, with half a dozen tunes everyone still knows today. Sing Sing Sing by Benny Goodman may well be the best single number. Gene Krupa pounds the heck out of the skins. Best drummer ever.

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Why do people think at times that they know more than GOD,Don't you realize he was here way before you and will be here long after your gone.scriptures say that even his weakness is wiser then man. Yeah, but look how old he is. He might have alzheimer's now.

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Can I bring your dog to class? (i.e. link) =P Dog is everywhere. Dog loves us all.

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If every day is a birthday than does that mean there is not one day of the year that there is no birthday? No, because daddy loves mommy very much EVERY day!

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Will Adolph Hitler come to the service desk please? Yavole? I MEAN. . .Yes?

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Please click the link!!!! it will help me a lot! thanks x I'd by happy to, you know that, but there is no link to click! What do you want done?

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How many years would you wait for someone you love to come back to you That's crazy Hollywood talk. Life isn't like that. Get used to it.

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Why couldn't all the kings horses and all the king men put Humpty Dumpty back together again? Men are stupid. Horses don't have opposable thumbs.

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What happened to the 6th commandment did it just get thrown out? Okay. Which is the 6th commandment? I'm not up on bible tales.

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How do you know when its summer? Sun shine. Parka makes sweat. Revealing clothes on girls.

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Whats the point of living if someone is hated by everyone? Buck up, kid. No need to off yourself. I live alone, every single day. If they don't hate me, they sure don't like me. But I figure I'll be dead forever when I die, so why rush it. I can't wait to die, mind, but what the hell. Maybe this is hell. Might as well find out.

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If there was to be global power outage for 24 hrs what would you do? Surf the web.

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Whats the reason for a man to be cold in his affections for you, when you know that he likes you? What is behind that? He's smart. If he nicens up, you be off with the first bald weight lifter who comes along.

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Do you like the food you are eating to be really hot? Like nuclear hot? I do and my husband thinks its weird. I used to love spicy. The spicier the better. Over time, though, and living alone on thrown together stuff, not so much anymore. Boy, does it taste good, though.

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What should I do with all this leftover ham? Do you have any recipes or actual food preparation advice? Dice some and freeze to add to soups and omelettes. Slice thinly and freeze for sammitches. Cut some steaks and freeze for dinner sometime. Ham is useful. Of course, You get tireder of ham than turkey, so freeze a bunch of it.

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What would you do if a wildfire was headed towards your house? Light up a smoke and watch.

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Are woman happier when they submit to a good man? Sure. The man is rarely their husband or significant other or anything, but that's what they do. They are women.

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Philosopher-saint is now a guru. Who would like to join me at a saints, sinners and gurus party to celebrate his achievement? Now what the heck will the fella do Philosopher and saint and now a guru If he gets any more jobs there be time For him to get higher on his AB climb. Congratulations!

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Would you give up emotion, to gain intelligence? Yes. All of it. Not worth the drama.

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Do good friendships always take a hell of a long time to forge? Or not. Chemistry and experiences are the factors.

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Do you have a hard time getting off from work around christmas?(i always do and have to work around it every year) I don't care. I've worked so many holidays for married folk I should be allowed to sleep with the wives. I don't care anymore. Just another day for me.

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Is there a connection between suicides and holidays? Probably. Hollywood and all the dimwits who follow it like to make the holidays more than what the are. They aren't "magic". Solutions don't happen at the 11th hours. She goes off with him. You stay fired. Santa doesn't come and set you straight. But all of that is in your face. I can see why people off themselves.

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For the past few weeks my best friends girlfriend has asked him to get her pregnant....and he just makes up an excuse what should i tell him to say? Why are you in on this anyway? If he doesn't want a kid, he should say, "I don't want to have kids." There are lots of women out for him and lots of suckers for her. But what you have to do with any of this passes me by.

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Ok, so now you got over your breakup; you don't feel so much pain, but also you don't feel anything.. not even desire to meet anyone or intention to do anything. What now? Wise up. Stay that way. All the drama isn't worth it.

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Who or what do you most associate with jazz? J and B is right. Gotta add Miles Davis and John Coltrane. Dave Brubeck. Oh, heck, it's hard to stop at one! Since Ella is taken, John Coltrane, then.

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Is chocolate the only thing you can't resist? That and naked women.

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******Stillme FBB****** is our newest SWAMI, (Level 80) Will you Please help me congratulate her? Way down upon the swami river Stillme FBB She's going so let's treat our livers To some good ole B&B Eeeeyaaaawhooooo.

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Why do publicity seekers go to such extents to gain fame,with the events like the balloon boy and the couple that went to the white house for dinner? Being famous looks fun. Fame can lead to money. It's worth the risk to some people. Silly as hell if you ask me.

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Would you like a stick of margarine? Never use the stuff. Never. For anything.

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Pondering: What do you like to smell when you wake up on a Sunday morning? Never thought of it. One day is like the next.

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What is your view on a 14 year old girl dating a 29 year old man? HE might be having an ego trip, but he should also be having a prison trip. 14 is a crime for a 29 year old.

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Why would it be important for a clinical psychologist to understand the culture and background for someone from another country prior to making an assessment or diagnosis of their behavior? Not necessarily. Psychologists and psychiatrists are trained like MDs (psychiatrists are, in fact, also MDs) and symptoms can be seen. It isn't exactly like a vet who treats animals. Now, the degree might be a factor, but it would be a small degree. Very small.

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Would the world have been a peaceful place without religion? Is it necessary to belong to any religion? It would be more peaceful if we could shed ourselves of it now. Served its purpose and is now working against us. The way I see it, we've never TRIED a non-religious world. Let's try it for a millennium. If it doesn't work out, we can go back.

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Are you paying too much for groceries? No. I buy quality, not quantity. I love a bargain, like everyone else, but I also have standards. I won't buy food the way people shop for bargains at Wal-Mart. I'm worth more than that.

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Why do males have nipples? At one point of development in the womb, we are all alike. It's time for nipples to come in. So we all get them. Then, later, sex is decided. Sure would be easier if it didn't happen that way. But it does.

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Should the US government stop using the term "retarded"? If it is confined to the use of the people who are properly called retarded, then no. I know a lot of people misuse the word and it can be hurtful to families with retarded members, but do we really need to somersault into another politically correct term that does little to enhance communication. Chastise those who use it hurtfully, as you do those who use 'gay' hurtfully, but for...

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Do you believe in fortune tellers? one told me things about my life that were true and i never gave a hint of my occupation or family life. i said nothing and dressed in casual clothes. so far, she been 80% accurate. Oh, I believe in fortune tellers. I just don't believe they can tell fortunes.

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Why do I hate people? If you hit a dog over and over, he will come to hate people. Bad things have happened. Hence. . .

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If you really don't have anywhere to go, do you still make an effort to get out of the house? No. I'm pretty much a hermit.

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You let your friend and her boyfriend live with you,and you find out that your friend is cheating on her boyfriend. Do you tell the boyfriend,or stay out of it? Stay out of it. If you tell, your friend will hate you, as part of the fall-out. Also, if you merely thought she was cheating, they BOTH will hate you. Not your business. Stick your nose in your work.

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What is your gift buying philosophy? Never knew I had one. I don't know.

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Have you ever felt like you did not fit in a crowd? What did you do? I never did. Good enough actor to exist on peripheries.

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Do you like naive person?,why? I'm naive. I'm always amazed at my own gullibility.

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Why do Evangelical Christians sometimes attack and/or refuse to vote for Mormons (members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints)? I wouldn't either! As it is, I have to vote for the least christian seeming candidate. One loony religion, please.

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When using the International Phonetic Alphabet why do so many controllers and pilots cut "foxtrot," to "fox?" I bet in some situations, the single syllable works better than the double. My little guess.

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Do tightwads ever get on your nerves? If so, how? Sometimes. When they take 20 hours to decide between 2 cheap things. Also when they won't spend money at a good restaurant but go to buffets or lower-end places.

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Add 3x squared + 2Xsquared 5X squared?

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What do you have next to you "right now"? Cigarettes, coffee, note paper, glass cleaner, calendar, jar of pen and pencils, and some other stuff.

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If you answer a question, do you rate it? Yep. And the other answerers, too, often

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Why did i cheat on my boyfriend with a guy that is years older than me that i do not even care about? That's what you do. You're a woman.

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Do people ever tell you look like a Celebrity? If so, wich celebrity? Shemp Howard. Then they always say, "But he's better looking."

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How much should someone spend on an engagement ring? 5 year marriage: $200 7 year marriage: $2,000 10 year marriage: $8,000 14 year marriage: you couldn't afford it. I recommend $200.

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Why can't (or don't) native American Indians grow beards? American Indians. Not Native Americans. When my great grandmother lived on the Navajo reservation (not her choice, by the way) it was called an Indian Reservation. Not a native or American one. When I lived in Tahlequah, Oklahoma, where the capitol of the Cherokees is, none of us could stand that cloying, PC term. Call us Indians. You always have.

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Who is an important person in history that is totally underrated or forgotten about? Billy Dixon. He was in two of the most famous Indian fights in the west and was a character. His shooting was considered the best even by the best shooters of the day. History has just rather forgotten him.

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Where have all the anti-war people gone since Barack Obama became president? Like most others, they are willing to give Obama a chance to do things. He's still got mostly the old administrations poor work to shore up, which includes the two wars.

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Have you ever cried while on AnswerBag? Yes. End table fell over. Got the great toe, left foot.

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At long last, is this finally the end of the global warming hoax? http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100017393/climategate-the-final-nail-in-the-coffin-of-anthropogenic-global-warming/ Ha ha ha. That's pretty funny. The other side just needs to make up the same thing for theirs. Warming is no hoax, though. That's pretty proven. The cause is the question.

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What is something that you don't own, which most people do own? A vampire cape.

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Is MSN just as evil as Internet Explorer? Well, how we ever gonna know. It's worse than trying to keep up with what's healthy. Just as soon as you find something you like, it's bad.

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Where can I buy a bunch of small, cloth American flags for a display? I can find plastic ones, but so far, no clothe. This shouldn't come as a surprise. So many jobs have been shipped overseas by the corporations that China makes the cloth ones because the US product was so bad it didn't sell. Hit the internet.

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How can a nine year old make money? Mow lawns Rake leaves Shovel snow Shine shoes Clean gutters Help garden. There are ways. Gotta be creative.

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Do you think being a vegetarian is a Eco thing ? "good thing for the planet " Not really. We could all eat less meat (here in the US anyway)but since we developed in nature as omnivores, it's best not to take a chance on children and feed them an unbalanced diet. Their needs change so swiftly and frequently that, as with religion, let them get to be 15 or 16 decide for themselves.

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I often have a lot of time on my hands, what should I do with it? That will come off with Comet after a good soaking in vinegar.

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Equestrians, do you always wear your helmet? Oh, same as the presbyterians, I suppose.

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I have been dating my boyfriend for 4 years. I also have a best friend who is a guy that I've known for 2 years. Recently, my guy friend and I have been snuggling and cuddling, but that's it. Is this cheating? Nah. Who made it a law that you can only have one boyfriend anyway? Do what feels right.

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Why do we say; I slept like a baby, when babies wake up 10 times every hour? When they sleep, they have no troubles.

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Make a sentence using the word applesauce please? Okay, hold it right there mister! Hand over the briefcase or I'll turn these apples into applesauce!

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Can I really trust you? I'm afraid not.

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Whose worst? Islamic Militants or the Nazis? And what of the christian terrorists? I don't know if there are jewish terrorists or not, but no good religion ever came out of that stinking desert. Nazis? They were bad. At least they wore uniforms.

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Why do guys wake up from sleep with erections? The clinically given reason is that the need to urinate does that. However, I'm a guy and I don't wake up with erections, so it must just be a young guy thing.

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What do I do with a dead yak? Either eat it or throw it away. Just don't laugh.

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Are you afraid of nudity with your partner? Well, no. No, I'm not. I don't have a partner. Check back later. I'll change answer if things change.

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2 guys that i care about. i dont no which one to be with. i was with one of them for a year and 3 mounths not including off and on. now im with this other guy but my ex called me and tould me he still loved me and wants to be with me. what do i do? Shlt or get off the pot.

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Are there any recipes for Panda? Get male Panda. Get female Panda. Enclose in Panda friendly place. Hold hands over eyes. Presto - pandas.

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Why don't women have to register for the selective service? They may have to if a real war breaks out.

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What would happen if someone Nukes Mecca during the Haj? The terrorist would go crazy and we'd have WWIII. But we'd win.

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Why is it easier to tow rather than push a trailer? Trailer wheels are crazy. If you drag them they obey, if you let them lead, you crash.

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What do atheists believe in? I believe in my Hawaiian shirt collection.

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We just brought home a male red merle australian shepard, thinking of calling him Jasper, what is your opinion, and do you have any other suggestions? We like unusual names, no fido or rovers please. He's almost 12 weeks. Moad - Mind of a dog.

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What are you most likely to do with bouillabaise? Gobble it down. Have you ever had it? Splendid stuff.

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Do you like French cusine? I adore it. I never cared one way or the other until I visited France. The cuisine doesn't travel well because the ingredients must be fresh or if processed, they must be processed well. Here in the US where quantity always beats quality you just can't get good French food. But you can make it at home. Bouillabaisse is me little specialty.

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Are you sick of fill in the blank questions? _________. (Yes or No)

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Do you always forget when you forgive? Do you forgive easily? Ah. I can't remember most things anyway. Just not a whole lot to get all upset about.

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Is Black Friday the busiest shopping day of the year in the USA? Statistics show that several days before christmas are busier.

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Is the name "Jesus" (or the local language’s version thereof, not including variants like "Joshua") used by regular people anywhere outside of Latin America? Probably, but probably not as commonly. Good question. If I stumble across a definitive answer, I'll come back and tell you.

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Can I be shown images of urine stain on a man's underwear? Believe me. Ask almost any guy and he'd be happy to show you.

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Do most women like flowers? I love them and I'm a guy. I think most guys like them. Of course, the immature ones won't say so, but I love them.

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Who belongs to the Association of Right-Wing Bedwetters? That's really funny. It's funny because it's true!

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Why do dogs like walks so much? They are an outside animal. You can domesticate them, but they still want out.

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Do you like your bank? Less and less. It's all right, but not serving my needs as much.

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What is the worst thing that can happen during a walk in the woods? Going # 2 in your pants.

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Given the chance, do you avoid crowds of any sort, or do you make exceptions for certain popular social events? If you do make some exceptions, what is the biggest crowd gathering you would join? I avoid them at all costs.

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Do you plan on keeping your natural teeth for the rest of your life? All three of them!

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The Shi’as worship Ali who beheaded some seven hundred Jews in only one day, how can they worship such a man? 1.) All religions from that stinking desert suck. 2.) Jews, chritians, and muslims ought to fight each other and leave US troops out of it. 3.) When they're war is over, the survivors should be reindoctrinated.

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How do you react to rejection? Blam-blam. Blam-blam-blam!

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Is 777 really a Holy number? Bond. James Bond.

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Why do Republicans defend wasteful defense spending? The rich and powerful getting extra money is their mantra.

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Why do US liberals want government health care? Because they are a lot smarter than the neo-cons.

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The US was booed with outrage by the other nations at the recent Bali Climate Change Summit, as it wouldn't sign. Yet the US emits the most man-made carbon in the world, so why does it continue to act as if global environmental issues don't apply to it? There are some pretty dumb people here who think that 6+ billion people can have no effect on the climate. They charge that since it isn't a man-made climate change, they need not change their ways. Although plenty of research has shown that this warming is the fastest of all previous warming, they are too dense to see that if they were to help be polluting less that it MIGHT just have a...

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Where should I hide my sausage? If it hasn't been bitten into yet, thumb tack it to the back of the closet no one uses.

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Who is the most beautiful and the most powerful woman of all times in History? Your link takes me to google's front page. So it's no help. Helen of Troy.

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What is the smallest town in the world Here in Illinois there is a town close to here called Dillsburg. It has a post office and so by law must have a population sign. There are only 4 or 5 houses there. The highest I've ever seen the sign say was 12. But, there's that PO. So I've seen it say 0. Can't get smaller than 0.

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Is Tiger Woods private life his own business? Of course. There IS the celebrity factor that he can not escape, but there are lines. And he can draw a few more.

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What are some good reasons for visiting Manchester? To see the city of the song from 'Hair', 'Manchester, England'!

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Have you ever let somebody be a priority in your life... when you were just an option in theirs? Yes. I didn't know it at the time, of course, but yes.

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Have you ever tasted true southern fried chicken (chicken fried south of the mason dixon line)? My mom wasn't too good at much, but that woman could COOK! I've have BETTER than southern fried. Mom was from Kentucky. Second oldest of 13, she began cooking with biscuits at age five. Had six of her own kids. We never imagined we were poor because we ate so good. Her fried chicken was the best I've ever had. But she's dead now.

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When was the last time you used the timer on your oven or micro? My stove hasn't got one. I had to buy a timer. It didn't work. The microwave has one and I use it all the time.

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In high school, why is "being nice" not necessarily a compliment? For a guy it's NEVER a compliment.

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Is it a bright idea to use LED lights for the holidays? Any lights are a bright idea!

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Would you rather eat a donkey or a rabbi? Realistically the donkey. However, I could consider the rabbi depending on who my guests are!

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I'm bored. anyone up for innuendo? :) Sure. What's that?

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I was wondering, does anyone else lay in bed at night and try to think up really good questions to ask on Ab, or am I the only one? No, but have you heard about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac who lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog?

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5. An increase in atmospheric pressure will cause the boiling point of the liquid to? A)Increase B)Decrease C)Remain the same D)Depends on the liquid. E.) All of the above.

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Have you ever been accused of whining when you weren't even whining? Yes. And when I have been, too.

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Which store would you least expect to have a Black Friday sale? John Deere Tractors and Combines.

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Do you think Lady Gaga is a waste of a record deal? She sells a lot and has a lot of fans, so I'd disagree. Some other people who technically can't sing who became pretty famous: Mick Jagger, Bob Dylan, Kris Kristofferson, and Bjork. And, frankly, I get tired of slick, machine-made music. More power to her.

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Which country has the highest alcohol consumption record in the world? I and my colleagues haff studied you keshen at grate length. We open up an almanac and everthing. No luck so we consulted our knowledge liquid: beer. Beer says that it is my and my colleagues but we dont can't say where country we are sorry we could help more than thta.

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How do you prove you love someone with actions? My boyfriend says he believes I love him.. but wants me to prove it in actions and I have no idea how. If he need for you to take a bullet for him or to push him out of the way of a bus that hits you instead, he'll have to wait for a while. If it isn't some kind of sex you haven't had yet, then he is lacking in trust. He somehow wants you to prove your love for him because he doesn't trust you. I'd look into getting a new guy.

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Why is it illegal to have GLB relationships - in so many places around the world? (Link) My coffee is still brewing. What is "GLB"?

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Do you like buttons, zippers, snaps or ties? I sure do!

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Why do so many people incorrectly write/say "PROLLY," instead of the proper/correct "PROBABLY?" Are they lazy, or do they have a speech impediment that prevents the correct pronunciation from being used? It's slang, and not a bad one at that. It isn't that probably has a word so similar to it that its spelling is necessary. Prolly is handy in speech. This is how the language changes. If prolly edges out probably, then it was needed. If not it's slang, and a cut one at that.

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Why do people who apparently know how to use ab apparently NOT know how to use Google or another search engine? Dear Dr. Brainstein -- It is obvious, or should be, that ANSWER Bag offers answers. Why NOT come here and get an answer that might be further validated by the commentary added? Google doesn't discriminate and faulty answers can get through and there is no one to ask about it. But, more, why would sites like this even exist if there is also google and it is superior. The question could be...

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Was Jesus a pescetarian? I don't think so. He was presbyterian, wasn't he?

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What makes you go crazy? Do you like me? Am I pretty? Do you think I'm fat?

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Who wrote the book of Revelation? John did: So you say you want a revelation

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Finish tihs: Tell me about ____________. The Birds and the Bees

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How do I repell a voodoo curse? Yell "Spaghetti!" while holding a pasta fork!

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What is a good breakfast I used to love natto with maguro and a raw quail's egg!

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Do you watch The Young and The Restless? Well, I watch the Young, but not the Restless.

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Who agrees with me that George W. Bush was the greatest president in United States history? Retarded people.

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Parlez Vous Francais? :) I wish!

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How do you play curling? I can't top answer # 1. I just want to say: Boy, does it look HARD!

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What is the longest a person can hold his breath for? Pros can go 11+ minutes. I can go 11+ milliseconds!

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What do you think about women who only date married men? First, I wish I knew one. Second, I wish I had never been married in the first place.

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What are your parting words? I usually say "take care." Sorry. I'll try not to come back if I can help it.

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Are you boring? Take the quiz.... I am boring. Oh, and I took the quiz too. Boring I am.

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Who is the rudest person you know? I guess, I'm not sure, but I guess I am. I don't mean to be.

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What is your favourite song for the Muppets? The 'P' Song. It's brilliant!

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Considering that Jesus lived and taught in the Middle East/Mediterranean regions all his life, what is the religious significance of a 'white Christmas'? Well, in certain neighborhoods here in the US, it means no people of color invited.

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When you purchase a dozen donuts, cookies, and or bakery items, is the baker's dozen honored? No. When I buy I invariably get 11. What kind of dozen is that?

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Have you ever spent Thanksgiving alone? Every year.

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Can you name a song that sounds just as good or even better as an instrumental as with lyrics? The Theme from "Superman", the movie.

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Can you feel the tension? Yes. And I'm amazed my undies haven't snapped yet!

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How can you cure clinical depression without councilling or drug use? Guillotine! Or work. I know a Chinese guy who suffers from depression and he claims that he works 12, 14, 18, even 20 hours in a row to stave it off. If he wakes up depressed, he goes back to work again.

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Can you name a song that mentions a color in the title? Yellow Submarine. Delightful song that the Beatles wrote for kids.

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What would you rather come back as? Anal-beads or a dragon? Anal beads. Everyone is out to kill dragons.

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Are all you ABers having a good Thanksgiving? Let me know! Just another day. Alas, yes. But just another day.

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What is your favorite beauty pageant scandal? I'm unaware of any. Perhaps that they HAVE beauty pageants?

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Are you emo? We all are sometimes!

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Abcdeghijklmopfqurstuvwxyz which one is missing? I have examined your question at great length and have consulted many sources, both live and textural and have come to the following conclusion: one is missing. I will now return to my study of your question and return with what I hope is the answer you seek. The leading linguistic professor of the alphabet is coming at 10:45, to be followed by an English grade-school teacher after lunch. We...

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What annoys you the most about the whole 'Christmas gift giving thing?' Nothing, really. I pile it all on the kids anyway. Kids make christmas christmas.

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I can't believe I'm asking this, but when do you use a semicolon? It is also used in series when one or more items of the series has need of a comma. Presidents can run for office once; twice; three times, although rare; or four times, although this is most rare.

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Is it mandatory or optional for the current president to run for reelection for second term? I don't know. Didnt pay attention in Gov't and always thought it was mandatory, but saw a question asking if Obama was going to run for 2012... Not mandatory at all. Rare that a president DOESN'T, though. It is always big news when he declines.

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Is the "don't ask don't tell" rule still in place in the U.S. military? I'm afraid to ask someone so I can tell you!

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Is it time for Zhan Zhuang? I make little or no effort to exercise or anything like it.

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Why do girls like flowers so much? what does it mean? Well, flowers are delicate and pretty, like a lot of girls, so maybe that's why. I'm not a girl (guess which sex I am!) and I adore flowers, often buying them for the table although I live alone.

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How does someone marry a game character? Are we mad? No. Not mad. Happy. What's wrong with it? Marrying some bitch is BETTER? How?

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What is the best way to start the road to Christ? No need. Get the next town to change its name! Welcome to Christ. Population 1,460 Welcome to Eugene Christ. Now entering greater downtown Christ Chicago.

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Don't yer just hate those worn out Christmas Songs playing in the Supermarket? They play good music otherwise? All the same. Rattle rattle hum hum hum.

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Men, if you thought your girls was playing mind games with you, how long would you wait before leaving her? Oh, hell. There would be no people if men didn't tolerate that. Of COURSE women play mind games. That's printed right on the box.

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Happiness is ?--------------------------------- Unlikely.

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Is Science a belief? No. It is fact based on evidence.

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I say rock, you say__________? Toe - mah - toe.

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Why is life so pointless? You're smart. Some people never learn that. To hell with living forever. The mindlessness of no euthanasia and diet and all that crap chills me.

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Can I draw a parallel between the very polarized and heated exchanges in the religion category and to all the, apperant strife, that it causes in the World; both past and present? Or am I being extremely naive and pollyanna? Well, neo-cons and liberals, too. Don't forget them.

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Of all the actors who played Batman, who did the best job? They were all pretty much the same. Just like the movies.

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What is the most popular girls name of all time Xi or Kwi-ling.

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So is it a sure way to earn a couple hundred to points on AB to write something offensive about muslims? Not always. Let's face it, though. Islam is an easy target. All they did was 9/11 and a few other things.

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Cost concerns unlikely to sink US healthcare refomr. So, if we do nothing about spiraling cost increases, does nobody have to pay for them? See LINK: We already have the WORST health care in the industrialized countries. The costs are more the result of insurance companies and corporations scared to death of losing $5.50. Once in place and refined, the furor, and the cost, will go down.

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I called a roofer to get an estimate on some work. He asked me if I had the shingles. I never had a contractor ask me about materials before. How would I know what and how much to get anyway? Should I be leery of this guy? Maybe he was afraid of catching the shingles from you. They can actually hurt. The rash is itchy, too.

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Do u listen to The Beatles? Still do. They were the best. ARE the best.

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What is a well established idea that you still cannot grasp? Why women like men to be mean to them.

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Should husbands and wives hid things from each other? Certainly. Perhaps not things like affairs or murder, but everyone needs some privacy and some of that privacy defines a person. It is only natural.

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I say "things dipped in chocolate," and you say ___________________. Toe - mah - toe.

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MY PARTNER HAS HAD A CALLS FROM THE SAME NUMBER MORE THAN ONCE AND IT IS NOT FROM A NO ONE IS LIST, I CALLED IT AND A WOMAN ANSWERED DO YOU THINK I SHOULD BE SUSPICIOUS? HOW DO I FIND OUT WHO IT IS THAT IS CALLING HIM Ah, love. Honor, respect, and trust. Those things have nothing to do with it!

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I think it was smart and classy of Mrs. Obama to have chosen a dress designer from India to create her gown for the first State Dinner honoring the leader from India.The gown was gorgeous. What do you think? Smart or conniving? Thoughtful or political? It simply made sense. I'd be interested in doing things like that in her position. India was, probably, the topic of most conversations.

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What would be the funniest thing to throw in a friends face without harming them? A friendly jibe.

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How do i get wallpaper adhesive off a ceiling? have tried sugar soap baking soda etc but think the only option is to steam it off... I've heard of something called ceiling wax. Maybe that's it.

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Do you think it's better to hold some things in or just get it off your chest? The way things are for me, it makes no difference.

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What is your favorite kind of fresh water fish? Trout BARELY beats out bass.

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Does your significant other look at all like one of your parents? Neither of my parents was Asian.

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Why won't God heal amputees? By the powers vested in me as the supreme being, I. . .wait. No god. Oh, yeah.

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If a cat has 9 life,then a dog has__________life Dog is eternal. Dog accepts you if you let him into your life.

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Do atheists celebrate thanksgiving? Every religious holiday has it's secular counterpart.

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I want a baby so bad,but I'm only 14.I think I'm ready...I can handle it....my boyfriend said that he was good with it.Anybody wanna share their thoughts on this? What's with the baby thing. Do you have a job? Money saved? Do you own a car? Are you buying a house or property? Yes, those are things you need to get before the baby. You want it to die? How are you going to get it to the doctor without a car? How you going to keep it out of the rain if you can't pay rent? Have the baby. No one's saying no. But at 14 you KNOW you can't...

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What is the most haunted country in the world? Ghostovia.

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When you refresh your page here on AB, does your comments and points that you gave disappear? No. Wait a while. It all catches up.

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I would like to have Microsoft Office Word 2007, but can't afford to pay the $200.00. Is there another way to get the code for it? I've no idea. Stash money. Always have $200 or so in cash to spend.

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If a person has been drinking (not too heavily), can they smother themselves if they fall asleep on their face? No. The biggest worry is drowning in vomit and THAT takes heavy drinking.

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When setting your table for Thanksgiving, do you use your best china and silverware? I no longer do, but I used to.

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Is everyone ready for Thanksgiving tomorrow? I'm not and I'm having 16 for dinner. Alas, just another day.

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Happy Thanksgiving to every one here on AB! My question today is: Does anyone here besides me put candles on the dinner table at Thanksgiving? I used to.

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Is AB slow again tonight? Seems it is taking forever. 11/26/09 Hence the term: snafu!

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What is the most hilarious stunt you have ever did? Snipe hunt. Long story. It went better than anything!

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Devil may cry or Prince of persia which is your choice? I don't know what those things are.

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Do you ever pause to dream about the unknowns? If you had to answer the question, "What's out there?", what would you say? We're slowly finding out. Sure, I wish I could be around to find it all out, but I'm satisfied that things are going that way.

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Did you get a hug or a kiss today? Last time for either was 2006.

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Can you name a song that was done by The Beatles? Old Brown Shoe.

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Don't you think that this teacher has no sense of humor at all? -10 points...yikes http://funnyexam.com/answers/2180-totally-would-have-got-full Oh, no. Great sense of humor. Good response.

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I have a used beatles white album - numbered in mint condition. what is it worth? In GOOD shape, you can go from $100 - $1,000. Near mint can be doubled. Anything 100 or below would be negotiable to $7,000.

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When should you complain in a restaurant and what about? It really bothers me when the oil in the kitchen explodes. The screaming of the kitchen workers, the frantic exiting of patrons, the ambulances, the police. . .it's very hard to finish in those conditions. I've never actually complained, though.

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Who is top 3 celebrities do you want to sleep with? Well, I would not like to actually SLEEP with a number of them!

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Can anyone explain why we shouldnt have homework in a paragraph. The teacher said if anyones is really good we wont have homework for the next 2 weeks!!! Homework is the test of time management only. Can the pupil or student finished an assigned task for school, maintain a family life, deal with problems of growing, and develop a personality. The problem is that of all of those things, homework is the most time consuming at one sitting and itself rarely important. The exchange of effort and time for results is not worth the product. It is as if...

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Is it true Rush Limbaugh got his start in the mormon owned Bonneville broadcasting corporation? I think it's in one of his books? Makes perfect sense.

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Dis Naraku ever have feeling sor kagome? No. He is only amused or annoyed by her.

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Is Inuyasha any good? It's a superior series. The story is excellent.

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Do you think that 16 year old girls should be feminine? It's up to her. 16. She can do what she wants. Not all females have to be girly girls.

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Do got jahova's witnessess? One of them took my bicycle, has you seen them? Can you please get me a witness! (I never trusted those fellas.)

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Do you have some sort of Tradition....,that you do? Yes. I wake up in the morning. Shower. Put on clothes. Make coffee. Drink it. Sometimes I eat lunch.

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Is it true mormon "prophesy" says the United States will eventually be the mormon kingdom of Zion and that Joseph Smith said it "Will be that- or the sword"? Does it mean they will kill anyone who doesn't Join them? I wouldn't bat an eyelash in surprise if that were so.

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Will Obama's economic policies pull us out of this recession or make it worse? Well, look at it this way: Who do you want to handle the situation? A new guy who isn't married to the rich? Or the same bung holes who got the mess started? Obama's effort will NO DOUBT be better than W's or bin Cheney's. The neo-cons proved they can't handle the administrative branch. I'll go with Obama and his ilk for another 25-30 years.

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Am I the only one who thinks Heineken tastes like weed? What kind of weed? It IS a little funky.

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Is it true Brigham Young and the mormons "declared independence" from the United States on Sept. 15th, 1857 and they have been waging a secret war against our country ever since? It would not surprise me. What they did better than the Mafia is that they never let anyone know they were just like the Mafia.

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How easy is it to crash a party at the White House? It's hard to understand why the neo-cons think Mr. Obama should be fired and replace with Boss Limbaugh for this.

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Is there anything in your life you wish you hadnt done. Oh, yes. Mostly involving marriage.

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Do you care what the Obamas ate for Thanksgiving dinner? I assume he did all right. Hope the girls had a good time!

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My thirteen yr. old daughter wants to give herself an enema because she is constipated.Is this o.k. Oh, hell, give her the enema. That is about the age, when the body begins to go through all those changes, that girls AND boys sometimes need enemas. Won't be necessary again until they are quite old, but for god's sake, take care of the kid. F--- what anyone THINKS.

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What kind of pet snake is good for beginners? I understand pythons like music.

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Will I be darned to heck if I don't believe in gosh? Dad nab you! Dog will forgive you, though.

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VERY URGENT.PLEASE HELP ME. In almost all buildings,a tank is built at the top and water is stored up?why ?explain What if you needed to take a bath?

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Who will be president in 2012? The people will decide as they always do.

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An echo is not heard in a small room?why? I I I I I can't can't can't can't say say say say say say

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Can Jimmy crack eggs? Poor Dan Tucker!

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Do you find this site Very Informative? I haff lerned allot frum coming hear and lerning. It iz a swell ole plase, I tell yew.

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I would miss you if you left the AB:) So please don't leave...What could I do to make you stay? K. I won't leave. I'll report in less often, though.

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One of my personal flaws is that I can be To "Bossy"...I get it from my dad:) What is one of your personal flaws that you need to learn how to control? Apparently, I've no good ones, so I've need to control them all.

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Who is AB's sexiest man alive? Cast your vote now. Well, once again, I'm standing outside looking in. Well, then, I'll go with the majority, whoever it is.

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We all have multiple acquaintances. How many trustworthy, bonafide, intimate friends do you have? Maybe YOU have multiple acquaintances, but I don't.

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Why is there so much hostility between Americans and Canadians. I never knew there was! Vancouver and Toronto rock! Canada rocks.

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Americans: please explain Thanksgiving to me. As I understand, some Native Americans helped out your ill-equipped, starving ancestors with food. Which they repaid by stealing Native American land and committing genocide. Who is thankful, and for what? Indians. It's "American Indians". "Native Americans" is political correctness, and is as cloying as hell. My great grandmother lived on an INDIAN reservation, not a native or American reservation. It's all right to use the geographical adjective American, but the noun American is a downright insult.

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I have it on authority that the super-heated coffee McDonalds used to sell was actually coolant from the closest nuclear plant as they were trying to filter it thru the use of the human body. Conspiracy theory or factoid? NOTHING would surprise me about McDonald's.

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Have you ever taken in a stray animal? Yes. I'm a sucker for them and charities. I'd be rich today if I just could control my sympathy.

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WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP DOWNRATING ME? I'm just giving honest answers and questions, those are my opinions. Should I lie, would that make you feel better? You've got +41. That's 41 above minus.

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How do you keep yourself from looking at a girl's chest? It keeps happening and I don't want her to think I'm more interested in her chest than her, any advice please? Women should realize that it really is impossible for us. I don't blame them for hating the starers and slobberers, but all men can't help it. I've been embarrassed a few times and I try to be discreet, but women just ought to know -- they've had there breasts looked at!

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What is one to do when they go from being treated like gold in a relationship to being told " I dont have time for you"? ive never done anything but support this person now i find myself alone and confused... i never get an answer either way.. mikey2000, get used to it. If you let it, it will happen again. Put some steel in your heart.

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On balance, do you see life more as a comedy or a tragedy? For most, a comedy. For some others, a tragedy. For me, a misery.

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Bye all! Have a great life! Well, come back when you can!

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Have you ever thought you were nice, only to find you were nasty? Yes. Yes, I have. But I'm also nice.

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When did you last have your eyes tested and did you get new glasses or contact lenses for the first time? 2 years ago. And no. Had em already.

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Is true behind the mask of the clown's smile lies sadness? Only in some cases.

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Would you consider the death penalty to be a primitive form of punishment? Yes. There is nothing wrong with it, but no governmental body should be in charge of it. Innocent people get gassed so an ambitious DA can run for governor. . .no good. So it shouldn't be used unless a perfect method of guilt can be found.

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If Obama can't keep two anonymous people from crashing the State dinner how are to believe he can keep us safe from terrorists. 1.) Who cares about that couple 2.) I'm PRETTY sure Obama wasn't in charge of security 3.) What has the one to do with the other anyway? 4.) See? Neo-cons are mean. They'd kick people out so they couldn't eat. Typical cheapness.

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Was Padma Lakshmi well known for her cooking before she was Mrs. Salmon Rushdie, or only after? I don't know. Just don't let Cat Stevens into the studio when she's there!

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Why do some folks push on an automatic revolving door, thereby stranding everyone behind/around them until the door "catches up" again? Are they inconsiderate or simply clueless? I . . .don't understand.

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Which do you prefer: "Honest Lucille" by the Go-Gos or "There's a Bathroom on the Right" by CCR? I always liked, "Secret Asian Man"

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NC middle school offering fundrasier: $20 buys you 20 test points. Smart idea for needed funds or rewarding poor performance? School: "It won't effect their grade much anyway." No, it's not a good idea. The rich get richer.

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"New Moon" raked in about six times the box office of "2012" this weekend. Does this mean "vampires" are six times more likely to be real than the 2012 "disaster?" :) What it means if there there is one hell of a lot that women haven't been telling us for a long time. "Let's talk," my ass!

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How can God do anything if he immortal and can't die? You make perfect sense. Frankly, the big bang? That might have been a suicide, if you catch my drift.

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Can you recommend me some funny(Comedy) animes? Ranma 1/2 is cute. There's a lot of humor in Black Cat, though it's action.

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Have you ever played Backgammon? Is it hard to learn? It's very easy to learn. It's very hard to play a pro, though.

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If someone were to ask you 'why use answerbag?' what reason/s would you give them? Question Bag isn't open yet. Yahoo!answers is a drag. I've seen torture victims with better lives than mine!

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If I had a kissing booth, would you pay a dollar to kiss me? I'd pay a dollar just to look at you!

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Do you know when to pull me closer and know when to let me loose? Not any more.

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Will more beer, wine, pop or water be consumed at your home or at the home you will be attenting for Thanksgiving dinner? Wine wicky and beer I start erly.

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I think the attached (embedded & linked) TV beer commercial is by far the best one I've ever seen. Do you agree or disagree? If you disagree, have you got a better choice? If so, please tell us about it, here. It's okay. Check out Bob Uecker and Miller. Still the best.

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Two ppl who are married to different ppl have been seeing each other for 10 years. He left his wife in hopes his love will do the same. Do you think she should? It's still up to her. What he does is not, or should not be, a directive for her actions.

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If I start asking really stupid, lame questions, do you think I'll rack up points like no other AB'er in the history of the site? Well, I take a lot of pride with my stupid and lame questions. Being stupid and lame, it takes me FOREVER to think of them!

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How does the LDS Church explain DNA evidence that contradicts the Book of Mormon account? The LDS took the DNA to the FBI and had an MRI with the CIA and found it to be DOA, OK?

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What was the last thing you loaned somebody? I loaned a friend another friend's album.

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Who do you think was the greatest actor ever? Why? Edwin Booth

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Am I sad if I think Audrey Hepburn was a great actress? No. Maybe that she died, but why would you be sad if she were a great actress?

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All we are saying is give _________ a chance? Miraclegrow

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Who or what do you most associate with UFOs? IFOs, I guess.

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Who should move out of the house, the cheater, or the cheated? Huh. Someone come into my house and cheat me at poker, why he'd never leave, if you catch my drift.

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Martians are from Mars, earthlings from earth, Vulcans from the planet Vulcan....but what about the other planets in OUR solar system what would you be called if you were from one of them? Venetians from Venus Mercurals from Merury Uranuses from Uranus Netunians from Neptune.

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Have you ever had a vision of Christ in dreams or while meditating? Only when masturbating! (Sorry! Couldn't resist!)

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Rules for men to stay ahead in a Feminist Society? (link) Sounds dumb to me.

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Have you ever been caught in the middle of a serious argument that could have come to blows? Caught by whom?

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Are there any Atheists like me that wish there were a God? Only if he could smite those who believed in him!

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Do you prefer brown or blue eyes? Black eyes. Asian, American Indian. . .like that.

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When Hiroshima was nuked by US, on what precisely did that rocket land on? Did it land on a bridge? Properly, they were 'atomized', as the nuclear weapon had not yet been invented. Others have noted the aerial detonation.

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Mark Twain wrote, "Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to." Are human beings the only "animals" capable of being RUDE? Is it possible for a non-human animal to be RUDE to another living creature, by a human definition of what "rudeness" is? This is just one way in which we have grown out of nature, for better or worse.

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Why do we dream of a White Christmas? We don't. Well, maybe YOU guys do. I don't.

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Are your pets/pet high or low maintenance ? (We love them either way just curious since I have one that is high and one that is low. I love them both.) Very low. I don't have any. Except if you count the Chinese lady bugs all over the place.

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Is this normal? My son was hit/treated aggressively by his dad (my hubby) when he was a few months old and had a controller thrown at him by my hubby. My son turned 18 last July and still looks uncomfortable/angry when talking to his father? It appears to me that he should be violently pissed at YOU.

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What is your favorite spot on Earth? Japan. I enjoyed living there more than anywhere else.

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Do you play EVE Online? If so, how do you like the game? No. Not much of a gamer.

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If your drive home from the bar drunk you get a DUI, if you walk home drunk you get a PI, so if you dont have a designated driver or money for a cab how do you get home without breaking the law? There should be in place a way to get home via cab, or perhaps even a new group that deals with this issue, on credit. You're right. Once you are in that situation it is a case of damned either way.

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Why does a person stand up his date? Gotta ask him. Car wouldn't start, forgot, better deal elsewhere, pressured into this one. . .there are a number of excuses, good and bad, albeit usually bad.

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Do you mind having spiders in the house? Yes. I know they eat the other bugs, but if I've got spiders, that means that I also have those other bugs!

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How many homes in the US are worth less than their mortgage? Dozens!

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What shouldn't you do when placing an order at McDonalds? Order anything beyond water.

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If I don't believe in Atheists does that mean Atheists don't exist? That's like 'if humans come from apes why is they still apes'? Still, it's wry and I like it.

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Would you ever eat at this McDonalds? I never eat at McDonald's. This one is just the only truthful one!

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How many calories are in the fruit and yogurt parfait from McDonald without the granola? I counted 112 but the rest got away.

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How long before Barrack Obama completely squanders the respect that George Bush won for America throughout the world? You're good! Subtle humor is so rare!

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What's a word that you commonly misspell? Bouillabaisse (Although I just got it right)

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Is Ego a friend or an enemy? Ego is a friend of Id.

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Have you remembered to renew your playgirl/playboy/penthouse subscription yet? I bought the January 1981 issue because it had the John Lennon interview. It came out just about 5 weeks after he'd been shot to death. That was the first one in 10 years. I haven't bothered to look at one since. They are all the same. No saint here, I like pornography. It's just that I find soft-core to be like Near-beer or non-alcoholic wine. I like real beer and wine.

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What's the best treatment for anxiety and depression? Psychiatrist, therapist, meds. Or suicide, I guess.

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Is inner beauty more important than outer beauty? Not in today's world, no.

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How often do you run your dishwasher? Every day or every other day? I was em almost every day. I'm the dishwasher.

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How high are hospital fees in the United States? The doctors can't afford to be sick there.

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What questions should you never stop asking? Am I dead yet?

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Are the people who receive ssd getting a stimulus check this year? Nope. No stimulus from anywhere!

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Do we need to take an examination? Only to prove to ourselves or to others that we know what the exam's topic was about. Even then the results are tenuous

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Have you ever met anyone in real life, who was named MIKE HUNT? I haven't, but according to the linked website, there ARE over 100 guys in the USA, with that name. I no a man named Ian Mamouth.

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Doesn't it seem to you with all the war and and just random people killing others in the name of "God" that religion/God is the root of our society's problems and hate? Yes. People just assume if it's religious it must be good. Right up until the bullet hits them in the forehead.

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Have you ever worked as a "driver" before? (Limo, Taxi, Chauffeur, Bus, Train, Race Car, or anything else) Taxi. I wasn't very good.

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Is Barack Obama's bow the greatest foreign policy blunder in US history? Well, there WAS W's invasion of Iraq. Some worse, no?

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Why are Liberals and progressives such ignorant idiots on national security? You guys did swell. How's the war goi. . .How are the wars going?

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Why are older women jealous of younger women? I'm an older guy. I jealous of everyone in the world who isn't me.

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Liberal drones...Should the terrorists coming to New York for trial be acquitted due to the fact that their Myranda rights were not read to them at the time of their arrests? Neo-conbots -- why didn't you fix things while you were in? If you are not helping, you are part of the problem.

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How many people are you sharing Thanksgiving with? Jus' moi.

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Married Guys: What was the biggest surprise marriage provided? No one ever really loved me.

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Are there any special tax deductions for native americans? What the hell is a native American? Sounds like a Jesus-Nature-Man or something. My great grandmother lived on an Indian reservation. It wasn't a Native reservation or an American Reservation. Why don't you white people do just ONE thin for us perfect-in-nature-indigenous-people? Why not ask? No one asked US if we preferred "Native American". First, it's cloying....

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True or False, You prefer brunettes instead of blondes? Yes.

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Why couldn't Sarah Palin write her book by herself? Thu Ever. . .Everlin Wud sped reddin course kin be yers at a lou. . .lou prick if you was to ect now.

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What's the one kitchen tool you'd be lost without? The kitchen map?

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Who would you love to see in a centerfold? People still look at that stuff? I treat literature like drinks. Flavor for drinking, straight for getting drunk. For art, I go to museums and for sex pictures I go ex-rated.

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I'm white he's black-How do I get him to take it from just dating to a relationship? Women really are crazy. First, maybe he doesn't care to. Second, if he does will it feel any better if you trick him into it? Or force him into it? And, finally, what the hell kind of relationship? Do you have that mapped out? Well, once you get through all of that, you have to remember something you've forgotten. It's the 21st century, not the 20th. You, the girl, the female,...

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Would you rather be intelligent but sad, or dumb but happy? Dumb but happy wins in a shut out.

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When you were a kid what did you want to when you (grow up)? I had it all planned: In the morning, I would be a fireman. In the afternoon, I would play center field for the New York Yankees. At night would be my comedy-variety hour TV show. (Reruns when the Yankees had a night game.) On Saturdays I would practice law morning and evenings. Sundays I would write my best selling novels. Ooh, and I ALMOST made it!

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What is compassion? Is killing of animals for our palate a compassionate virtue? The one has nothing to do with the other. Train a cat to be compassionate and she will still eat a mouse.

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If you stay in England, would you bow to Prince Charles? No. I never meet anyone famous.

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Has anyone else noticed there are alot of questions about England today? No I hadn't. How IS England today? They still flooding? Well, pip pip and cheerio! I gotta go!

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Spiritually speaking, do you believe in equal rights, do you believe gay people should be allowed to marry? I believe in equal rights. I believe gay people should be married if they want to be. Anything else?

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If people keep going to Hell, wouldn't Hell eventually run out of room? What does the Bible say about Hell's space availability? Well, I don't know but I'm worried. Like Mark Twain, I WANT to go to hell. I can spit, play pool, tell dirty jokes. . .all the good stuff. If it's full and I have to go worship god by sitting at his feet and singing hymns, I'm in HELL!

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Which books would Answerbag users recommend? Catch-22 by Joseph Heller

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My boyfriend doesn't want me to tell my closets friends about our intimate moments so how should I respond? So, you girls get together and detail your sex lives? If so, why stop? It's not his business anyway.

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How to make a girl horny? Look like Brad Pitt. Look dangerous. Look like a bad boy. Flash wads of cash. Look cold and unyielding. Look like Favio. Convince her you're a vampire. Any of the above or any combination that can work. Your job is done.

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I have searched for this song without success. It came out in the late 60s or early 70s. its titled "Too Little Too Late", not Jojo. youtube is no help. it was a black group and a blues love song. any suggestions? Type any lyrics you know here: http://lyricsfly.com/ You can also do a title search there.

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Christians, do you ever envy the atheist their guilt free life as compared to your guilt filled and sinful life ? *yes i know you have forgiveness if you repent, but if is a big word* I don't understand the second part, but as an atheist, although the question isn't direct to me, I have to say that I support your premise in the first part. I know you're going to get a lot of "oh, but they feel guilty" responses, but comparably, we don't.

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What would you do with a 55 gallon bucket of Jello? Eat it. Or share it and eat it. Or share it and eat it and have a jello-stand. I dunno.

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Sorry...didn't mean to ask this question. Oh! Well, please excuse this answer! Sorry!

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What is the most common name for people you know? Given names -- John Deborah (or variations) Surnames -- Smith, Williams, and Jones Chin

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Isn't believing in God the safest choice? If you dont believe and your right then you just die but if you dont believe and you die you go to hell. So isn't it a safer bet believing? That makes a lot of sense, actually. The christians will punish you here on earth for not believing and they will leave you alone if you tell them you believe. So believing to stay away from punishment after death is a much better reason for believing than anything the christians ever tell you about. The sincerity of your belief doesn't matter down here so it shouldn't matter to the...

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Do you remember Chumbawamba? I can't remember what I've never heard of.

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Explain how a person’s set point is related to obesity in childhood and adulthood? Okay, here goes. Obesity in childhood and adulthood is related to a person's "set point", see. And as soon as I find out what a set point is, I'm coming back to explain it all.

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Me and my girlfriend are both really in love...well i think we are both in love but her best friend is a boy and people are telling me that when i am not with her that he is hugging her and play fighting with what should i doo??... You're way to young for a permanent relationship anyway. Trust her. If it doesn't work out, you've had a learning lesson. If it works out, you've had a learning lesson.

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Hi My wife had to take a day off to look after our sick daughter and injured little boy. Her employer says she had to take a day off her holiday entitlement rather than take an unpaid day. Is this right? Thanks It is right and legal in a neo-con world. Your wife has one mean employer.

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My ex texted to my male housemate that i am the snake lady.please explain best u can. He is mean. What the hell? Your male housemate is his friend or something? I'd move, if I were you.

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Which Hogwarts house would the sorting hat put you into? I will swear to you that no matter what, I'll be put into the one I don't want to go into. That is why all these years I have resisted wizard-training.

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What are some common misconceptions about evolution often touted by its opponents? We come from apes.

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Is it harder for a man to find an attractive woman, or is it harder for a woman to find a handsome man? Essentially women choose. So it's much harder for the man.

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When dishing up a meal, are you sure to serve yourself the most undercoked or most burnt portion to avoid offending your guests? I never HAVE a burnt or under-cooked part. No problems.

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Why is there so much hate between Christians and Atheists? Christians are anti-American. They kill people just like the muslims and are bully-boys. Atheists react to that. Christians don't like anyone, atheists just being one of many on their list.

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Busted! Top climatologists caught plotting scientific fraud in leaked emails. Are you convinced that man made climate change is fake? Oh, wow! Neo-con spin defeats science! NOT! All conditions so far are on target for the warming. You can get Pat Roberson to say otherwise, you can get Pat Buchanan to say otherwise, and you can get Fox News to say otherwise, but that doesn't mean a bean. We're warming. 6+ billion people can't live without having an effect.

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Why do men lie. my husband left me for another woman he lives with her within walking distance from my house his car parked there every night i had no contact with him for 4 months until yesterday he told me he is living alone why is he still lying to me See a lawyer. Let the lawyer find out why he's lying.

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Most admired person John J. Admired. Rear Admiral

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Should Mark Sanford, the Governor of South Carolina, be impeached? Yes. MEAN PEOPLE SUCK!

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How do you survive the Holidays? Just days on the calendar for me.

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Is it counted as cheating if a married man sees a prostitute? Sure, if he doesn't pay her.

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Can fat chicks do cheerleading? Sure. The propaganda going on against fat people doesn't change the fact that they can do what skinny people do. And then kick the snot out of the skinny people, too.

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Does the term an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a life for a life appear in the Bible? Sounds mean. I vote 'yes'!

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Your daughter invited her boyfriend over. Will you sleep with your s/o in the hall and lend them your bed? IF this were slightly an amusing question, the lack of sense wouldn't bother people so. Try thinking things through and working on wording. You can't just type whatever and expect it to work.

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What action could possibly be called 'Devilish'? Baking cake. If it's Devil's food.

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How do you break between two lines when writing a comment on Answerbag? ASRL is mean. Type a . and you can do it.

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What day in april is Easter Sunday.

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"Over the river and through the woods to grandmother's house we go"....how many of you are going to grandma's for Thanksgiving Dinner? -1 here.

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Do you think the word "Love" is appropriate when talking about animals? ("I LOVE my goldfish and my goldfish loves me...") Certainly. Idiom allows us to "love" movies, spaghetti, and even our pet gerbils.

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My boyfriend accuses me of cheating on him all the time. I did recently make out with my ex-boyfriend. I feel like my boyfriend pushed me to it because he always accuses me. Is this really cheating? Now, not later, is the time to drop "danerous" guys or "bad guys" or whatever it is you young women are attracted to. This guy treats you like dirt. Get a GOOD guy. Good guys can be sexy. And they quite often can beat the snot out of the bad guys. If this is driving you away, take the hint. Hit the road. Lots of guys out there.

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How many leaves are typically on a tree--is there any special number Twelvety 4 5 9.

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Are there any bipolar support groups for the significant others of bipolars who do not have bipolar themselves? Well, let us think about it and we'll get back to you!

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Have you ever written a poem on here--if not, can you write one? Well, I have a TITLE. Haven't got to the poem yet: Rare Roast Beef Is Hard To Find

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Have you ever written a poem on here--if not, can you write one? Well, I write them all the time. When people make it to new levels, I celebrate with poetry.

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Did you know woodsmoke is 12 times more cancerous than cigarette smoke according to the EPA & stays in your lungs 40 times longer? see www.burningissues.org That's why I smoke tobacco. Not wood.

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What gets in the way of your communicating with others--or vice versa? I'm a hermit.

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Would you please give a great big AB congratulations to a our newest Sage? She is kind and caring, a real asset to the AB community. ******BLUEMUUN**********keep on shining sweety! I saw Bluemuun she was standing alone And I thought, "Oh no! Uncontrollable rage!" I got a little closer and I saw on my own She merely celebrating becoming a sage. And so are we all! Good job!

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If you love someone, do you let him go or try to get his love? Why not try to get his love? Love isn't like a Hollywood movie. If you let him go he might not come back. Look, try to get his love. THEN let him go if he won't give it. You tried, you KNOW where you stand, and life can go on for you.

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I say vanilla you say _______________? Toe mah toe

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What is race obama? I hesitate to answer. He's mixed. The G-nome has proven that there ARE no races. But if you're a neo-con, then he's a black, muslim, communist, cannibal.

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A guy friend told me to lose weight. Is that mean? Yes, it's mean. When guys tell you that, tell em, "I'll lose weight when you stop being ugly."

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Have you hit anyone before? Any regrets? Yes. I stopped when I was very young. Broke my friend Jerry's jaw in 3 places. Oh, though I did have a bar fight the friend I was with cause. I got beat up, though, so I don't count that one.

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What percentage of global warming should we accredit to heat rising from asphalt as it is laid and when the sun is drawn to it rather than the sand? That's crazy talk!

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THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT INDUSTRY FOR ECONOMIC GROWTH DURING THE GILDED AGE WAS THE Gilding?

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By the 1880s, the antebellum term "merchant" had been replaced by the term. It had. Hm. Interesting. I don't understand, but if you say so.

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Should deaths attributed to tobacco-use be labelled "suicides"? People KNOW very well the cause-and-effect regarding smoking, and do it anyway... Aw crikey. Get a god damned life. There are terrorists, neo-cons, over-population, unemployment, poor education, gangs, rising crime, endangered species. . .and you want to join the group of smoking bashers. Most of you smoke marijuana, which has been shown to be as bad for the lungs. We smoke outside. We smoke away from others. We do something that has been part of the culture since white...

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Why is iceland so beautifull? It got Greenland's name, and vice versa, so a lot of people don't go there. Also the free ice buckets. That's a big positive.

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If you loved a girl who was with another guy and found out he was cheating on her, what would you do? Tough one. If I tell her, she might hate me for telling her. If I tell him to leave her alone, I might be beaten and she'd find out I didn't tell her. I think I'd just try to be the kind of guy she liked and hoped one day she saw the light. Nah. That'd never happen. I'd just drop them all.

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Is it time for your medication or mine? It's ALWAYS time for medications!

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Way do people have hiccups It's easier than having babies?

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Which type of ?'s do you gravitate to the most or dislike the most, as in: Serious, curious, light hearted humor, pseudo-trolls, and trolls. Well, NickX2, I've studied your question for months now. I've had analyses done of various statistical evaluation of my answers, comments, and question. I've convened a think-factory, an idea propagation study, and I ordered an in-depth study of A/B, and I'm ready to state with complete confidence that I've NO idea what the answer to this question is.

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I was at a wedding recently where the vows were changed from "as long as you both shall live" to "as long as you both shall love". Does anyone see a problem with that? Not a thing. It's doing what people, especially women, wished they could do since cave people days: admit it's over and move on without malice or bloodshed.

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Fill in the blank:OMG!It's a______________!I'm so scared!! Knock at the door.

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What are signs that the zombie apocalypse hasn't started yet? There ARE no signs that something hasn't happened.

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How do you be yourself? I don't even know who I am and I never have. Well, Krista, I had a life in vain. I live alone and have for a long time. No family. Couple of friends. It's easy to be myself. You should hope your stay confused a long time, friend. It means you're happy.

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Bill O'Reilly finally admitted "I don't care about the constitution" (see video starting at 0:25) - Your thoughts? I've known ever since he said we should drop the 1st amendment because Nike hired a gangsta rapper. Now, I ask you, is there a more childish thing a grown man can say than that?

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You just got lost in your own thoughts. It was ________ ? (use as many words as needed) Why did it all go wrong. And where the hell are my cigarettes!

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What answers do you like better answerbag answers or yahoo answers Answer bag is my favorite. I'm # 14 all-time on Y/A, but that's only because I didn't know about this place. Y/A is. . .well, adequate at best. A/B rocks my socks.

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I feel very stressed, how can I calm myself? Johnny Walker to the rescue.

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I had my first son when I was 15 and now im 17 and he's about to turn two in April and I was wondering if anybody could tell me when I should have another one......Im ready now though You know the world is over populated. Well maybe you don't. The world is over populated. If you want to be a mother machine, why not adopt?

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Who should say the words "I Love You" first in a relationship the man or woman? Neither. And they lived happily ever after!

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Can dreams cause paranoia? Why? What'd you hear? How'd my dreams get out anyway? No one was supposed to know! Are there people after me because of my dreams? You know something. TELL ME!

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Apple pie or Pumpkin? Apple with cheese. Pumpkin with homemade whipped cream.

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What's the strangest thing you'e done today? Well, I've lived alone for so long that I'm going to guess that most of what I do IS strange.

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Today, is your A/C, furnace/heater, or nothing running in your home? Nuttin'. 3rd floor heats itself.

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Do you have an imaginary friend with whom you have talks on things that matters most to you? Could you describe your imaginary friend? I live alone. I have for so long that I can't even imagine a friend.

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Hey the leaderboard is back! I was starting to wonder if I'd ever see it again! Can you see it? I don't see it. My AB is still broken, I guess!

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HEYYYYY , I just made level "69" !! Anyone want to have a drink and celebrate with me? 69, eh. Well. . .um. . . a drink of what?

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What does it mean when a girl cheats on you, sleeps with a second guy, then tells you she loves you and tries to work it out, sleeps with the second guy again, and now is with a third guy who now lives with her after just a week? It means you're stupid, RSean. Unless you don't care or have an 'arrangement'.

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What do you say when someone says i love you? Look, I don't have much money, not much of a future, and it's not possible for me to make your boyfriend jealous, so don't waste your time.

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How many French guys could you beat up at any one time? Yeah, you go on thinking that. I'll visit you in the hospital.

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Who has deeper throats, men or women? I don't even want to think about it.

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Is Brett Favre playing better than ever? So it seems. Packers probably don't feel so hot now.

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HEYYYYY , I just made level "69" !! Anyone want to have a drink and celebrate with me? Well, as I see it, you've ONE MORE level to go to celebrate!

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How can it be that something that isn't mentioned in the bible be a SIN ..? They make it up as they wish.

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If most people claim to be skeptical or, or even resentful to politicians, then why do so many people get excited about partisan politics and readily assign themselves a political label? Good point. We all have devils to live with.

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How do u fry an egg with out cooking the yoke? I think it is called sunny side up? You got it. It's cooked on the bottom.

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Should I try to look better so my bf wont leave me cuz it feels like im not good enough for him Sounds like YOU'RE the problem. Does he like you? Maybe, just maybe, he likes you the way are. If you would like to doll up more, do it for you.

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Why isn't some international organization doing something about the pirates of the Indian ocean? Well, the pirates are international.

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What do you think of pickled pigs feet? Good with beer.

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Do you love your life? (2009-11-22) No, you can take it.

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Desperately seeking music...I've gotten sick of listening to all my usual favorites and have completely lost touch with the new music that comes out all the time. Can you awesome ABers help me out and hook me up with some new tunes? These will never let you down: Good Vibrations -- The Beach Boys Hey, Jude -- The Beatles Maybelline – Chuck Berry After Midnight -- Patsy Cline Sweet Soul Music -- Arthur Conley Summertime Blues -- Eddie Cochran Alabam -- Cowboy Copas It Takes a Lot To Laugh, It Takes a Train To Cry – Bob Dylan Glad All Over -- The Dave Clark 5 How High the Moon -- Ella Fitzgerald I...

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How do you answer the phone...Do you say hello...Johnson residence....etc....? Gosh. I don't remember. I haven't had a call in years.

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Could God be responsible for collapsing the wave function not only of the universe but in fact every event in time? If there were a god, I suppose. But since there isn't, then no.

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Is marine piracy a form of terrorism? When they kidnap little old civilians, terrorism. Piracy otherwise.

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Most of the time im asking, what im getting are comments not an answer. . Can we just change this site name to "COMMENTBAG?". . At least you get comments. You're lucky.

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Why does it seems like women drive guys out of their minds with some of the things they do and say? That's their jobs. They're women.

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Did you ever have a fight with someone over the phone and they've gotten you so mad that if they were in front of you you could have killed them? Well. . .no.

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How did americans justify taking land from the native americans? They WERE Americans. Manifest Destiny and other documents gave them the legal power. Indians were not seen as humans. Slaves at least had value, the Indians none.

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Do you trust obama Sure. I remember W and bin Cheney.

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What is the longest you've gone without washing your automobile? You're supposed to wash them?

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Exfoliating body wash... What is it supposed to do? Exfoliate.

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Why is it if you dont want in the PB yet you get put there but when you do want in you dont? (its driven me mad) What is PB?

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Is Barbie in a burka a good idea? As long as she is anatomically dressed and as long as the little girl who owns her is stoned for tempting boys.

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What's the last really bad day you had? Today. And it isn't over yet.

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My wife has allowed her sons girlfriend to move in with us,it is causing problems.Will our marriage end in divorce Well, damn, man. Hands off the son's girlfriend. End of problem.

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Atheist people, why do you hate on people that do believe in a higher power such as God? What's "hate on"? Is that different from "hate" somehow?

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Do you think armageddon will happen (2012, the end of the world)? I don't, but hey, you never know. If you don't or do the explain why. Because the whole thing is as tutti frutti as James Jones' kool-aid.

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Do you know someone who pretends they are something theyre not? Not me -- Mr. Atomizer!

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From where does the soul escape on dying? The shoes?

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Do you have to thank someone everytime you get a greeting card? You get greeting cards? What do I have to do? Prostitute myself?

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What is your favourite party tune? Song of the Volga Boatmen

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Have you ever had a friend or boyfriend or girlfriend who was bipolar whose feelings toward you flip flopped so they liked/loved you one day and hated you the next day? Used to. Pissed me off so I kilt em.

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Can you think of a good imaginary name for an imaginary place Meidian

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If you needed a baby sitter in a hurry and the only person available is a stripper/pole dancer, would you allow this person to babysit your small children? Sure. People have this horribly wrong idea that kids should be antiseptic until 19. What's this woman going to do with kids? Probably babysit them, just like asked.

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Do your fingers go numb in the cold? No. Do yours? Mine feel cold.

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Do you get the party started or stand back and watch it begin? I'll let you know if I'm ever invited.

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Am I mad if I say Samantha Fox is still quite cute? Close! That's MEGAN Fox!

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Can you tell me something that you know is true but you're having a hard time convincing someone of? That Inuyasha and the author Rumiko Takahashi is second only to Harry Potter and JK Rowling as the best story, best told, out there.

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I HAVE LOST IT! so why haven't you yet? Well, I've lost all hope. Optimism. Expectation. IS that enough?

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WHY wont you just die already!? Wish I could. Really do.

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Will you just queer up already? Tried it. Didn't like it. I like girls. Not because I haven't tried.

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I dont care, so why do you!? I don't care. I'm with you.

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Do you HATE snow!!?! (i do) I fine with snow. Ice, now, then we can talk HATE.

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Snow!? Yuki.

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Im innocent what are you? I'm outocent.

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Some ppl claim that Oprah is prejudice, do you agree? Not particularly. She IS, however, heavily narcissistic.

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Into each life, a little rain must fall. How much rain is falling in your life right now? (example:Drizzle, Down Pour, Raining so hard it is blowing sideways........ or NO RAIN AT ALL! ) Blub. Burble blub blub.

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If you suddenly became twice as smart as you are now, what would you do with your new found intelligence? Oh, I'd probably waste it, too.

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Last time, my friend gave me her ex boyfriend's phone number. she wants me to test her ex. now, i am falling in love with him! but, my friend wants me to stop from contact him. if i can't do that 4 her, she'll not eat her medicine. what should i do now? Your friend is at fault here. She should have trusted her boyfriend. She can't blame you for falling in love with him if she had feelings for him, too. He must be a pretty good guy. You just have to explain to her that she can find another guy if she found this one. You've done nothing wrong and even tried to help your friend. You should make yourself happy.

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Will you go suck a Dick/Tit already? Well, now, what's this bad mood all about, anyhow? You might hurt someone's feelings if you're not careful.

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Which is most important your health money or love? I've never had money.

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What is something that you really don't trust? Right wingers of any sort.

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Why do some people have an inny belly button and others an outy I'm an inny. I can't remember when I've seen an outy.

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Why is there so many people!? Our species has an unprecedented sex drive.

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If you see someone slip up on an icy pavement / sidewalk do you laugh or feel sorry for them? Well, it depends. I offer to help them up and if they're laughing, so do I.

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Do you think that Captain Morgan is hot? Only in Hot Toddies!

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Why dont you go screw yourself? And who's telling you I don't?

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Where do you most like, to eat out? Papa-Del's

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Do we need love? Honest. I've lived without it so long. . .but, then, I wish I were dead, so I'd say, yeah, most people actually need it.

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