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Giving away a fortune is________________?
How I got the fortune in the first place.
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If the US Government and other world Governments do have information on extra-terrestrial life, why would they hide it from the public?
Because every time they try telling us people laugh at them.
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My partner often has 'skid marks' in their underwear! What easy ways can I suggest for them to not get them (no smart replies like WIPE!)
Suggest changing fiber content in your partners diet so the 'skid marks' stay in the toilet.
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Do you know someone who has died and come back to life?
Yes.
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January Jones ate the Placenta in a drink from her new born son believing it was nutritious. What do you think of that?
It's fine with me... just don't go around selling the idea to McDonald's anytime soon.
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Some people believe that what is taught in schools is not as useful as what you can learn outside the school. Do you agree or disagree ?
Yes I agree that some people believe that.
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Since our Supreme Court is asking and we'll all die, why DOESN'T our government force everyone to buy burial/cremation insurance?
They will just wait.
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Become a police man without psychology education.Is that why policemen are unable to differentiate between a criminal and an unarmed kid?
No. I took two years of Psychology and learned nothing useful. A three month Business Communications class taught me more about body language than anything else other than being a kid in a violent neighborhood.
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Does the Federal Government have the right to force you to buy medical insurance?
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No. Well if they were smart then they could have tried changing the constitution before they lost the house...and forced Health Care into law... they had a chance and blew it... I guess Obama didn't want it to be passed either.
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What do you think off Ron Paul?
I like him, but he sticks to his constitution script a little too closely for me to hear what else he really belives in...Also His CNN Election Center photo http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2012/primaries.html
looks a little too much like the Emperor shooting Force Lightning at Luke SkyWalker for me to not like him.
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Why do you never do what I tell you? Don't you think there's a shining good reason why I'm your superior?
Because you are a bad leader. Rank is to trick you into staying in the military and to trick me into thinking I can get a raise one day if I just get promoted. The higher the rank the more useless and deluded the person is. Enjoy your $1.00/day raise every 5 years and pretend rank fool... I'm quitting when my tour is over and getting a real job.
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Why are people so interested in telling everything about themselves to everyone?
I makes one feel as though they discovered something unique and that they feel that they are doing research into something original to win points in life and on the internet.
Also It helps people work through grief and loss, as well as devolping writing and interpersonal skills. Also some people use others as living diaries others for social commentary.
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There are several shows where there is an overweight husband and a thin wife but can you think of any shows having.....
Norbert.
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Are you basically a tolerant person?
I try not to be ... but I keep failing.
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USA, Freedom Of Speech. So why am I not allowed to use &%$#@*()_+%$# in a question?
It's only freedom from the government.... Answerbag is a private organization that is allowed to make site rules...swear all you want in Public or your own private space.
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Which temptations do you have absolutely no trouble resisting? Why?
Booze, smoking and drugs. I've seen the bad effects on people when I was a child from these two vices.
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Tell me the most common thing people accidently leave behind in hotel rooms?
Cold Pizza.
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What would you do if someone pulled out a gun in your immediate vicinity?
Duck and cover... take a picture... call 911.
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I am Canadian, If US citizenship is too hard to get are there any other places warm that are nice, like Mexico, places in South America?
Cuba has good relations with Canadians and is warm.
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What do you think I'm eating?
Nothing. Your taking a picture.
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Do you believe in music? Why or why not?
Yes ... without it CNN would not have as many viewers during elections.
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How would you react if you saw South Park humor and toilet language being used in Care Bears and if your kids saw this?
Great...
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Do you agree with the epiphenomenological view that all thought and expression are merely artifacts or noise of the biological machine?
What thought?
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According to my research____?
I need more funding for research.
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Has life ever given you lemons? If so, did you make lemonade with them? ;-)
I have had drunk way too much lemonade in my life... now I stop accepting lemons and send them back to the previous owner.
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What do the aliens want with our gold?
To make a currency with.
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The news business remained a dangerous profession last year with 171 journalists killed while pursuing their work, nearing the record 177 deaths of 2006. What would you say was the most dangerous profession?
The oldest one.
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Have you stopped caring what other people think yet?
Other people think? One can't care about what doesn't exist.
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Besides being physically attractive, what other things might make you take notice of and like, when looking at the opposite s*x?
Whether or not they noticed me.
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Has your cooking ever put somebody in hospital
Just me...
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In your own opinion, would you say you're an altruist?
Yes but only to trick other people for my own selfish desires.
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When cat burglaries start, can mass murders be far behind?
Not if everyone's weapons are stolen.
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Our town will not negotiate with terrorists....is there a nearby city that will?
Shelbyville?
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What do you view as a "sure way to win"? Why?
Learn how to fail and recover and you will always win.
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Can anyone please give me a million dollars?
Yes.. You can. You are a person.
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The noisy adverts on this site are slowing down my laptop and annoying me in general this morning Can the be switched off?
Yes..turn the volume down.
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If you have, why have you stopped playing sports?
I realized it wasn't worth the hassle anymore. It also stopped being fun and accessible to me.
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Have you ever seen an actor portraying a scientist in a movie or TV show mispronounce a word that a real scientist never would?
Yes... Planet Uranus is always mispronounced. Also Forensics is mispronounced as For nest ics.
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Come up with an unusual chase scene for a movie?
Time traveling Circus Clowns are in hot pursuit of the cops, trying to force the police to arrest them so they can get out of Jury Duty by last Tuesday.
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In your opinion, What occupation requires a lot of skill?
Knowing what skills one has.
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What would I find if I took a peek under your bed?
Dirty clothes... long forgotten, and dust bunnies.
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Evolutionists: If a living organism existed that wasn't the result of evolution by natural selection, would we be able to tell?
That it was created... by whom I don't know... It could be Aliens, God, or some scientists... of something else that wasn't listed. It could be considered unnatural selection.
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What sets a person up for failure? Why?
Success.
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What is your phobia? And why is it?
Having small talk with strangers.
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What's something you should NEVER put in a toaster?
Bathwater.
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If you could go on vacation right now and money was plentiful, where would you go?
To sleep and enjoy my stay-cation.
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Why do "the rich get richer, and the poor get poorer"?
Because the poor are giving them money.
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What would you do if a Sasquatch throws a rock at your window while you are watching TV?
Take a picture...of the Sasquatch.
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Where would you not want to wake up naked?
In the dentists office.
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The invention of ____________ revolutionized ____________ .
Patents; theft
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what do you call someone who really cares about their looks, other than self-conscious and vain?
Shallow.
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Do you like the Foo Fighters?
Depends what is a Foo and why are people fighting them?
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Whats the best compliment I could give you?
A like and a Askers Pick.
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Visualize______________?
Dignity...now draw it.
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Would it be wise to start stockpiling gasoline in the shed out back?
No... stockpiled gas loses its usefulness after a year ... it's perishable.
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Is there any point to learning something if you won't make money from learning it?
Then it begs the question: Is there any point in teaching someone then if they won't make money from it... say computer programming or medical/law school?
Also a penny saved is a penny earned...
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Can you jamble the letters of your first name? Carnac The Magician will try and unscramble it.
kcarab niessuh amabo ... no not really I'm not giving out my real name.
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Zen and the Art of ____________ .
Ripping of college arts students by making them buy useless books.
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Im a Christian and wake up at 3 in the morning why?
Because you like watching religious TV at night?... Creflo Dollar is on around that time.
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What weird foods or food combos do you love, but nobody else seems to understand?
Peanut butter and Macaroni.
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What is stopping you from living your dreams?
Self restraint.
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Who benefits from a war?
News media outlets.
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Would you advise a guy,who bought a paper notebook without any reason and he doesn't know what to do with it.
Draw... or make a diary... or keep for when the power goes out... I like using paper notebooks for drawing flowcharts.
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Im going to open up a store and sell _____?
the store.
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How do you feel about men who sleep around before marriage, but feel that women should save their virginity for their husbands?
It's up to the couples choices and personal preferences... none of my business.
I felt bad on a dating site when I wanted to pick preferences for a partner that didn't match my own, like hair colour, and I felt angry and oppressed that I can't just say what I want I wanted to tell the world to back off and mind its own business but that wouldn't be politically correct...so I put the same for...
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It turns out we can't believe in the change, and Obama needs a new slogan for 2012. Got any suggestions for him?
Yes we Can't.
I promised you "change"; here is $0.25 don't spend it all in one place.
Obama a better Harvard law grad than Romney if you don't count that Mit has two degrees from Harvard law and Business.
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Should people be afraid of dying?:
Some are still dealing with being afraid of living.
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I wish I had not found out __________.
That those weren't Chocolate Raisin Glossets on the ground.
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Are there any Dermatologists on here? Are you one?
I think one would need really thick skin to advertise that on AB.
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Do you want to hear a secret?
No...I want to learn a secret.
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Has anyone ever tried to remove your sarcasm?
Yes... a couple of teachers.
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Am I the only one that thinks it would be cool to watch the world burn before my very eyes?
Sadly No..
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Have you ever given up on something you set out to do in your life?
Yes and no. I just found another route... I didn't meet the preregistration requirements for both Medical school and/or Computer Engineering so I took Psychology and Philosophy and twisted the classes assignments and lectures back into Psychiatry and A.I. .Which Is perfectly un-acceptable within the boundaries of Psychology and Philosophy, but I got what I wanted before I left the university....
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What's the highest speed you reached while driving your car?
50 km/h. I've been a passenger in a car that went +150 km/h in a 100 km/h zone. I was scream quoting "Scotty from Star Trek" about "structural integrity" when different parts the car moved at diffident vibrations then normal... I watched as the dashboard started ripping itself apart...then the cops pulled my dad over and gave him a $20 fine (that he paid in cash to the police officer) and then...
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Tell me, Who are you?
I am what I am not...
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What do you suppose sonic vibrations on the fabric of space/time would do? Would that not be a form of magic?
create matter and antimatter. It would only be a form of magic to a less advanced civilization.
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What do you view as cooler than dragons? Why?
Their treasure...I'm into Commodities and I would love a powerful artifact or two.
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You're an astronaut with unlimited oxygen that broke away from your space shuttle into space. What do you do?
Float around and ponder.
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Would you fire her? see description
Depends on the agreement...
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What should you not do with bacon grease?
Pour into an active nuclear reactor control panel while hot.
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Which things do you enjoy which cost nothing ?
Work.
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What would you do if you found a bag filled with $850,000,000.00
Drop it and keep walking.
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I felt real resistance placing a spiritual question into "religious category". Have you felt that way before, too?
Yes that's Why I like asking those questions in "outside the bag" in the sub-category "Deep Thoughts"...also I don't want unnecessary confrontations. I don't want to be seen as an intruder.
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When is the next Big Bang and how will it start?
With Dr. Sheldon Cooper challenging Kripke to a duel for a corner office.
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Have you ever tried to play chess with an incomplete set using random objects to replace the missing pieces?
Yes. once I made the whole board and and all of the pieces from paper and scotch tape. I put the names on each piece and colored the board and the black side pieces with a pen and sealed with tape to protect from the breeze and damage.
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WHo do you think is the greatest fictional detective?
Batman
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How much money have you got hidden in the toilet cistern?
$0
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Why do people send personal messages complaining about questions or answers?
What is this "life" you speak of; and where do people "get" it?
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please someone help me i am so depressed and my husband keeps calling me fat, lazy, pathetic, unhygienic, useless mother & wife! :(
A quote that worked for me is "Those that matter don't mind when you are your self; those who mind don't matter when you are yourself." Author Unknown
If you are being true to yourself then those who dislike you don't matter. Don't worry , and waste energy, about what doesn't matter to you and you will feel better.
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What fuels Atheism ?
Have you asked God this question? Please tell us what was the answer?
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How can men deny God, if they do not possess the absolute knowledge of the universe or anything outside of the universe?
Have you Asked God this question? What was the answer? Or did you ask AnswerBag first?
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Will the Christians and atheists please stop debating on Answerbag? We're all sick of it!!!
Congrats on stopping.
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How can we know God exists?
I don't even know If I exist.
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Have people blatantly posted lies about you ? ( at work, here, at home, in school, anywhere)
Yes. But it is the cyber bullying that really hurts. Even more when it spills into the real world. Some people decide that they don't like some other person then they decide to harm that person...to remove them. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyber-bullying
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If religion means so little to you, then why do you bother arguing about it at all?
What life?
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Has any horror movie ever shown us monsters coming out of electrical outlets?
Gremlins 2
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Is it possible that aliens are feeding technology to humanity advancing us to a higher state of technounderstanding & why.
No.. techno dependence maybe but not techno understanding.
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If you could have one of your debts paid off for free, which would it be?
The debt to myself.
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Which diety should I choose so I can get spells irl?
DeVry, MiT, or havard.
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I like to think of god as the thunder god who teaches Earth Realm warriors to protect us from the forces from the nether realm to give us a fighting chance against Shao Khan and his allies...What do you think of God?
I think you've watched much Mortal Kombat.
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Do you try your best not to refer to concrete as cement?
No.
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Name a really bad film/movie that had a good acting performance in it.
Army of Darkness.
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What do you not want to understand?
The ending to lost. I don't want my head to explode. I'll let that pass.
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Would you rather be a blissfully ignorant moron or a miserably aware genius?
We are all different combinations of all three.I would like to be a blissfully, aware genius. Baring that I would choose to be a happy middle... An average average average. I don't like the other options over any other.
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Where is the president Obama from
Earth.
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Circulation, and thought.
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Why does the Millenial Generation worship brands and think corporations are friendly benevolent creations?
Because of the previous generations brainwashing.
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What would you NOT want to hear from the baby sitter?
Its time for bed.
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A family member has just woken up from a 5 year coma, what would be the first thing you tell him/her?
You were in a coma for 5 years.
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The key to success is________________?
broken.
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Does the warm glow of the television put you to sleep at night because you need the sound to block out your failures?
No That is what the radio is for.
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The pursuit of happiness is not a guarantee because lazy welfare leeches steal our money?
Unless being on Welfare is a pursuit of happiness?
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Dear baby Jesus, will you hear my prayers tonight?
No... and stop calling me "baby" I'm 34.
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Smoothie or coffee?
Fresh Banana Smoothie please.
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Would you change your career if the government offered free or discounted training for a job of the future?
No...I don't trust anything the government provides for free .
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If you were allowed to kill 1 person in your lifetime,would or could you?
Death
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My______is too big?
10 foot tall gnome
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Why can't science and religion get along?
...
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Is empathy enough?
No..some people think they are helping them when in fact they are hurting. Common sense is also required.
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What doesn't kill you, ___________ .
Costs a lot of money to fix.
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Failure is imminent?
It is the only way to improve.
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Where do you not want to celebrate a birthday?
Alone.
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Have you ever wanted to meet a mermaid? Not be one, but meet one? If you did, how do you think you would react?
I wanted to meet Ariel...when I was a kid. I think I would smile.
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I believe in fate justice. In regards to our Country, do you believe that true Americans will let communists rule our Country in 2012?
What is fate justice?
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Say one day you walk into a pizza store, and they tell you "We do not sell pizzas anymore, we sell tacos" what your repile?
What kind of tacos do you have?
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Can you recommend a good bedtime beverage?
Water.
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Is telekinesis and telepathy real? Why or why not?
Did you feel that!?...And what dirty thoughts you have!
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Is there a quote that you have read or heard that made you really think?
From the other column in Facebook asking why you deleted your account...
"I no longer enjoy being ignored by people I no longer care about."
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I would like to Form the AB police staff,I have the handcuffs:-) who would like to join?
Can I join the Find Randy's I.D. special force... you know the guy who always writes "I only want the nice people to answer this question" + "Randy" Just Google that phrase and go down a couple of pages and you will know how big the problem is.
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What's the saddest hobby?
Looking in the obituaries for anyone you have lost contact with over the years while you live alone and forgotten. My grandpa did this until he died.
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Whats One thing you'd Never buy @Walmart?
Dignity.
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Has anyone told you you're pathetic?
No...
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What does faith mean
Trust
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Are big pharmaceutical companies keeping you ill so they have someone to sell their pills to?
No. Being ill is no longer a requirement to force someone to go on expensive pills.
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Some only show up for political questions because they're partisan. Are they that 1-dimensional everywhere? Where is the rest of them?
On the religious questions.
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What's so bad about dying?
Not being able to watch TV anymore. Or to see how the world turns out.
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What are the attributes of dysfunctional family communication patterns?
When the family communicates displeasure to each other with baseball bats... without a ball.
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How much do you like the smell of vanilla? What does it remind you of?
I like it 10 out of 10. It reminds me of warm, soft, homemade, gooey Rice Krispie Squares.
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In football terms is Obama the punter playing QB in the Super Bowl or the hotdog vender also at the QB posistion with even less ability ?
No he is the $3,000,000 Super Bowl commercial.
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When was the last time you vanquished an evil spider?
When I played Baldurs Gate 1 10 years ago.
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Will those not meant for 'captivity' be rescued from Christendom, Islam, and false religion as a whole, in time?
No.
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What makes you feel like you matter?
Someone that matters showing appreciation towards me.
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If you had a quarter more for every dollar in your possession or 25% how much of MY money would you have?
Zero
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Depression-Can`t they just put us in induced coma kind of like time out. Our brains are like a computer so it would act as a reboot.
They do... they are called sedatives and bed rest... But one might need to go through the full process of grief eventually.
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In the end do you accept that you can't succeed at anything?
No, I do that in the beginning...before the futile struggling starts. I found it saves time, money and self esteem to give up on things before I try.
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How old were you when you moved out from your parent's house?
4, 16, 18, 19, 20, 21, and still living at 34.
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What is the basis of all knowledge?
Delusion.
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How does walking in slush make you feel?
Happy... Perfect snow fort weather.
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When do you need absolute silence?
When I am trying to listen.
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What is something you CAN'T fix?
I can't fix stupid.
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On a scale of 1-10, how much do you like libraries? Why?
10 ... Because they take my donations of new and used:Books, DVD's and VHS tapes and give them a second chance to be appreciated. Also It is a good place to buy and rent new and used: Books, DVD's and VHS tapes for a $1 or free.
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What is your favorite thing you waste your money on?
Myself.
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What is a prayer to you?
A request to God to change his divine plan for you... Also the best way to turn the undead hordes in D&D and to heal party members up to (10D6)+10 hit points.
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Why do art majors waste their time and money on their education? Then they waste our money going on welfare.
Because we wasted them.
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This is funny. No?
Yes.
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Hostess is going bankrupt????? Say it isn't so!
From death comes life...Maybe the next company will invent Super-Twinkies.
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Do you have a dream to be fulfilled?
Life is a dream. My goal is for everyone to join reality.
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Agree or disagree - An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns ...?
Disagree:A person starts living when they are conceived.
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If I continually use antibacterial soap to shower and wash hands could I possibly be the source of a drug resistant superbug?
No..only an Antibacterial soap resistant bug.
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What is something you never want to see in your bathroom?
A hole in the wall.
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Help! I need __________
A better hobby.
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It's hard to find quality men in______________?
The outer planets.
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I always keep an extra ______________ around.
Vowel.
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You have got just one option whether to save the life of a stranger or your beloved pet.What would you do when both their lives rest in your hand?
I would try harder to find other options in order to save them both.
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Besides being hysterically funny, bright and engaging what else does Stephen Colbert have going for him that would make him a good prez?
Integrity.
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Are you ever afraid of yourself?
No... I am fully capable of kicking my own A$$ if I get too uppity.
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How would you stop violence in schools?
Home school most students until a level of maturity is reached; All the way to graduate school in university if need be.
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What would you do if you had 1 million dollars?
Make 10 $90,000 savings accounts and one $100,000 checking account and save as much as possible until I need it or can find a better use for it... I might buy two Mozza burgers at A&W each for me an my mom once a month, and get a two bedroom apartment so each person gets a room, and a bed. If I was more selfish I would become a traveling Foodie and try the best cooked slow cooked meat...
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How do "Beavis and Butt-Head" pay their utility bills? All they do is work at a minimum wage resturant (Burger World).
They still live at home ... they make constant references to "Mom's"
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as long as there are human beings on earth will there be war?
No... AI robots will fight beyond human existence and infect the universe with destruction until the end of time.
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what will you say when you stand in front of the throne of God on judgment day?
Don't put me near any religious nuts for eternity please. Anil m what would you say?
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What is the biggest lie you ever believed?
The "I love you forever" BS.
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I've noticed an alarming lack of sympathy for serial-murdering psychopaths. What can be done to uplift this under-appreciated demographic?
Makeovers?
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When Jesus returns? Are you gonna run and hide? Or still talk like a tough guy? Or drop to your knees and repent?
NO... I'm going to rat out to him those who have been falsely preaching in his name. I would ask him to tell his followers to stop being so uppity and oppressive. Finally I would have him put a disclaimer on the bible, explaining the 2000 years of suffering caused in his name.
Also I don't want any back-sass towards me for answering this question...I'm not interested, and I'm not listening.
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Men: what, do you consider to be "too much" of anything on a first date ?
Bringing her husband along.
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time for another rapture scare ?
Why? Does Harold Camping need more money?
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Who is your favorite character in the second night at the museum movie?
Oscar the Grouch. Or was he in the first one? I get the two mixed up sometimes.
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If you could be an artists, what kind would you be, painter, sculptor, singer,etc.?
Writer, storyteller, comedian.
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Why do YOU think We, Russian women, are so HOT???
Because they are wearing so very few clothes in the middle of winter? Or it is because of all the hand picked women with touched up unrealistic photos on chat lines asking for husbands?
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it's called "brainwash" to love Christ. Hypocrites are you not brainwash to love Money?
Well I heard that, "Even Hell runs on money."
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Beer gut question.
I am drinking too much beer and developing a large beer gut. I walk for 1 hour a day with no effect. How can I reduce my waist line without having to give up beer (or food)?
Walk to the bar.
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What will old people look like in 2090?
Have you seen the movie Solent green?
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In three words or less:-) Describe the perfect Dinner?
Finger licking good.
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What is a female hobo called?
Bag lady?
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What you've been worried about all year is Sunday.. so whatcha think?
I think I might need to stock up on 3-ply toilet paper ... just in case.
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Is there anything you refuse to believe?
That 2 + 2 = 5
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Have you started to tabulate your failures for the year?
No.
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Any free MMORPGs that don't suck?
Not that I am aware of, but I keep looking.
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Can someone give me a good way to get insomnia FAST
Yes... Prioritize what you need to do... and decide what you don't need to do, and break down what is left into small daily chunks and go to sleep with out worry.
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Is there any computer virus protection that pisses off hackers and the scammers worldwide?
Yes..not using a computer for personal info.
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If we "see" a planet by telescope that is 650 light years away, how do we know it is still there ?
With Faster than light Astronomy and Communication...I bet someones working on it right now somewhere... At the very least its a gleam in a Science Fiction writers eye...If not then I'm taking credit for the idea.
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What is that in your life for which you don't want to regret on your death bed?
Dying.
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can you find the cat in this pic???
http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/9364/37591110150468421491075.jpg
I found several that might be Cat's...nice trick.
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Am I a traitor to my gender if I don't feel very sorry for battered women who instigated their own plight? Why?
Did you give the oath of obedience to the queen of all women? If you didn't then no you are not a traitor... I belive that no one should be assaulted men or women...And also All forms of abuse should be eliminated, including all forms of cruelty and emotional abuse.
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What is your number one rule?
The prime directive; or you don't talk about fight club.
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I remember a time that I was soooooo broke that I__________________?
Sold my much needed textbook for food while I was still enrolled in a community psychology class that was paid for by a student loan.
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Before you got a cell phone what did you hold up to your ear and walk around with looking like you were some hotshot business executive?
I belive a pencil behind the ear was standard back then.
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Have you ever wished the Grinch would succeed?
He did succeed...at the end of the movie. He just changed what the parameters of success were.
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Do you like grilled cheese?
No I don't like my cheese sandwiches interrogated.
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Why can't kids pray, or wear a cross in some schools? I really don't get it, what happened to freedom of belief and expression?
I belive this is a matter of freedom to vs. freedom from...
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Who do you really want to punch in the neck, kick in the crotch and push down a flight of stairs onto a large cactus?
No one.
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Would you rather stand in the middle of an intersection naked singing im a little tea pot or go to an all guys/girls nude ranch?
Never again.
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What was the last promise you made to yourself?
Not to answer this question... Oops.
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Whats the weirdest thing you ever purchased? Why did you buy it?
A liberal arts education... I bought it in Canada... I wanted to be popular.
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If you absolutely HAD to be part-animal, which one would you be?
I'd pick turtle only If I had three cool ninja brothers ... but I'm not living in a sewer
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If physicists find the basic building block of the universe will that solve all mysteries of existence or will it create more questions?
Yes... But they will create questions in new fields of study for everyone else to join. If all the Theory questions are asked then the next step is application questions... If we know that something is possible, then the next step is to make it happen.... Like building a time machine after the theory is sound... they will need other fields to help construct things ( Engineering experts and...
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What would you use to escape from prison?
The legal system...or I would behave and wait my time... and not have any more added...Or I can just mentally escape and watch TV and read all year round.
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what would people consider a geek?
Anyone that they want...
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Have you ever woken up an realized you're no longer needed anymore?
Yes...It was wonderful.
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How did you flush your life down the toilet?
I had too much drama in my life.
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What is the WORST THING to say to a 5 yr old when they give you a picture they drew for you?
(out loud) Honey this kids broken too...time to get rid of this one like the others and start over...again....O.k. kid lets go for a drive in the deep-woods...I'll let you play with the bears.
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What is a question to which your answer would be "Not enough"?
Not enough.
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How do you deal with a monster in your closet?
Sleep in the closet for awhile and notice the difference.
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WE ARE GOD - WE SENT US HERE TO EARTH TO PROGRESS & LEARN IN MORTALITY IN ORDER TO ATTAIN POWERS BEYOND GODHOOD -possible ?
Yes...It is possible.
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What to do with dirty socks?
Use them to clean with...they can make great dusters.
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How can I be certain the Universe doesn't revolve around me?
You can't be 100% certain of anything... hmm I suddenly have an interest in quantum physics.
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According to research...Over 80% of adults will buy this before the end of the year. What?
A lie from a politician.
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Do you come to AB because it is cheaper than a psychaitric therapy?
Not cheaper but more effective.
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What will people think of me when I start screaming in the middle of a shopping centre for no motive whilst banging my fists on the floor?
That you have a personality disorder...or you are a really tall toddler.
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Can you name a famous doctor?
Dr. Oz... Dr. Phil
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Can you name a famous doctor?
Dr. Conrad Murray
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What is the nature of your work?
Staying alive and out of trouble.
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What do you think of people who disrespect authority just for the sake of disrespecting authority?
If it was like how Zorro disrespects bad authority... then I consider them a hero... If the person is just being a jerk then I don't think much of them.
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Do you have the skills necessary to survive in the wilderness?
No... I can barely survive in a city on my own.
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Why didn't you become a doctor, lawyer, or engineer?
Because I wanted something more.
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good thing cows can't________
use physic attacks.
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Why do you not believe in God? (Assuming you don't)
Because I occupy the bottom rung in society...It's natural to think that everything is B.S. when one is at that level.
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Should the entrance exam be made just a little more difficult?
No. They should be more relevant.
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What skills do both computer programmers and doctors posess?
An ability to pad a resume.
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Is this an appropriate response to someone who won't stop bothering you with their religion?
Ask them to leave you alone...if it doesn't work then file a harassment complaint with your factory...then if that doesn't work call the cops...and then start suing.
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Was "Green Lantern" one of the worst movies ever made?
Try watching Ishtar...then come back and compare.
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Have most people accomplished more in their lives than you?
Only in setting me back...other than that not much.
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Can I sue Netflix for having the worst streaming movie selection known to mankind?
Did you read the contract? Sue the person who signed it without reading it.
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Can you alphabetize things without saying the alphabet to yourself?
No..I still sang the alphabet song to myself in university.
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Am I the only one who thinks Raj Koothapali on Big Bang Theory looks like a brown version of Davy Jones, of the MonKees?
Yes you are.
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Have you ever seen a real life rhinoceros cop??
That's right, cop.
A hippopotamus cop???
Yes. On Robot Chicken. The Hungry Hungry Hippo's that are hungry for justice.
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How fast would you drive if there was no speed limit?
I wouldn't feel safe driving anymore...If I had to drive I would use the old speed limits. Or whatever is safe and prudent.
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If you could tear down the four white guys that are on Mt. Rushmore, who would you replace them with?
The mountains natural features..
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Is pooh'íng in a pool fun?
Only if you have a water proof honey pot.
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what is a good debate topic I have a horrible teacher and she wont help me. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need this by tomorrow
Does debating add value to a situation...yes or no.
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Are you a happy medium?
No I'm an extra large.
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You have been tasked with creating a new battle cry for your country's military, what would you come up with?
Spoooon!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcm-J7lQT3w
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Does it annoy you if someone acts like a genius just to show off?
Yes when it is acting.
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Wheres Burger King?
Stalking the Dairy Queen.
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does anyboady else think that teens should not be forced to learn about things that dont interest them?
Yes I agree. You can't force a teenager to learn if they don't want to...But nothing says you can't market education a bit better to teens. Teens should have some free time to learn whatever they want but also have a basic understanding to meet society's demands on them.
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Who thinks that being an Army chef is a great job?
The dishwasher.
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Did I forget to take your order?
Yes.. I would like an order of toast to go.
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Why is it MY problem a bunch of libs refused to work or serve this country, chose useless degrees, and are now in student-loan debt?
It really isn't your problem. Unless you belive that people can make mistakes, and are redeemable. Tell me you have never ever made a mistake in your life that you are paying for now and you can say its not your problem? Most people who enter the university system are attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis anyway are simply that...screwed. The system...
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True or false - The unexamined life is not worth living?
False... the other quote in the Oracle in Delphi is never in excess... So I don't examine mine or other's lives in excess.
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What can an atheist possibly celebrate?
Life, love really anything they want to. Like the stomping out of an internet trolls... flame war producing fire.
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What is a common term used to describe someone who finds himself unable to get into a relationship?
Free?
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Should higher education be free? Why or why not?
Yes...but I've found that you get what you paid for.
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Who wants to see the return of the drive-in theatre?
Yes I do... but I wan't some upgrades... like Imax Screens.
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What do you have in your place that shows your heritage?
My mom.
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I need help for a halloween costume. Any ideas?
Wear a white shirt and use a belt for a strap as a straitjacket.
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Do you view yourself as a positive person?
Yes ...it's everyone else who is negative. : )
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What are some creative uses of cardboard boxes?
Toys for children to decorate as spaceships and play in.
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I have a male friend who is really depressed and all he does is sleep all day every day.What can I do to help him through this?
Home baked cookies...then let him sleep.
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Think up a medication, tell us what it treats, and then add the worst side effects that you can imagine.
Fukitall...and its cousin Spenditall... Takes away the reasoning centers and empathy from the mind so you can live your day without a conscience. Side effects include suicide risk and murder from when the villagers come after one with pitchforks and torches. Also you lose the ability to tell the truth and gives one a drive to give inconstant, incoherent speeches and run for politics.
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I always wake up from like, 9 hour sleeps feeling really tired, weak, and dizzy. Does anyone know why this is?
I do too...I have to sleep in total darkness, and quiet to get enough rest.
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If you could have any car/truck, and price is no issue, what would you pick?
It is a tie between a time traveling Delorean... the Bat-mobile, Prince Williams Aston Martin, and one of the James Bond cars.
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Have you ever killed a cow in fear?
NO...but I did kill the one in Balder's Gate one... and some in World of Warcraft before I knew how to play.
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Which standards can you live up to?
Metric.
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Do you like Police Officers?
Yes I like those who are trying their best to help the situation...but I don't like the concept of throwing people in jail or punishing people. I hope some new concept that doesn't involve using suffering on people who make mistakes is invented soon.
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Some bloke took the trouble to answer a philosophical Q of mine to inform me that there's only one God. But most Christians I know say there's three Gods. And many eastern religions believe in a slew of Gods. So how many Gods are there?
When you capitalize God then it means one... when you don't it can be one of many...some places it's your choice...other places its against the law to choose what you belive in . I think few people really know the answer objectively and subjectively... You would have to experience a miracle personaly to know positively in ones mind, and most people won't belive you unless they believe too....
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Does the hook really bring you back? I wouldn't know, just because I'm a pretty sound decision maker
Overconfidence can lower ones guard to manipulation from others. Everyone can be tricked. There is always someone bigger, better liar ect. Some people base their careers on perfecting manipulation, selling, marketing, conning. Not everyone has the resources to resist trickery... because they have their own livelihood to earn.
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What is a really good way to fall asleep at night (besides any activities notebook, etc.)?
Make your sleep experience comfortable...prepare your bedroom ahead of time before you need to sleep like buying or rearranging furniture and proper clean bedding(that you find comfortable), and change the sheets, get better pillows, and don't eat or nap just before bed. Also if you feel safe and comfortable it will be easier to relax and sleep when you need to.
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Money can't buy you love, happiness or ________!
Forgiveness... unless you are in 15 cent. Europe... then you can buy indulgences.
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If you give a man a fish he will ___ but if you teach a man to fish he will ___.
only eat one fish. Over fish and kill the oceans until Greenpeace stops him
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what will be your epitaph ?
You should hear what the guy buried next to me did.
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What do you not like being asked to do?
Being patient.
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What is one kid item you wish they would make for adults?
Educational games ... I would like to play a Math game for University students.
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What is one kid item you wish they would make for adults?
The kids themselves.. only adults should have them.
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I think I am lazy. What do you think?
28,873 Swami... no you are a semi-professional consultant...people just aren't paying you enough for services rendered.
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What pranks never seem to work, regardless of practice?
Political promises.
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Is it true that people on welfare will not get into heaven?
Yes it will be delayed ...because they won't starve to death.
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What is the last thing a bride and groom want to hear as a wedding toast?
The groom being read his rights by the S.W.A.T. team. or an ex-girlfriend talking about S.T.D.'s
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Is there a drug that prolongs life by 70 years?
Insulin.
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Is there a drug that prolongs life by 70 years?
Drug filled nanobots will do this soon.
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Why would you get a real job when you could just learn to count cards and make tons of money off of casinos?
Easy. I don't want an almost certain cement bath when I rip off a mob run casino.
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Who was Mickey Mouse's father?
Walt Disney.
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When was the last time you made a man a sandwich?
I made myself one 30 minutes ago.
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Why don't people just accept being poor? If they want to be rich then they have to get out there and make it for themselves.
Some people can't accept that they are only rich and not ultra-rich...it's a lose-lose cycle. I heard a report on the news that you need $500,000,000 before gaining anymore doesn't matter.
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An 80 yo in my church lost his wife a year ago and has seemed sad ever since. He has asked if I would go to lunch with him but I am married. He doesn't think its necessary to clear it with my husband, saying "it's just lunch". Should I go?
Depends on what you have agreed to with your husband...It is between the two of you and the 80 year old has no say...Its best to discuss things that this with your husband before situations like this happen...
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What is the most meaningful quote to you?
Do or do not there is no try. Yoda
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Now What Kind of Lunatic Asylum Did they let YOU out of?
University...
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What can you handle for 6 hours?
A nap or long bath...or a nap in a bath.
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Why do so many people think that the concept of a murderous god is somehow loving or just?
fear...after all people are always saying that so and so is God fearing.
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What causes someone to view another person as beneath him or her?
Insecurity.
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What does death feel like?
Like being born in reverse.
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What is the ultimate outcome of the Occupy Wall Street demonstrations?
Gives the media something to talk about.
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What scares you the most? Why?
Watching musicals in public. I don't like being laughed at.
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What is a "must not have" on your shopping list?
Stuff from the impulse isle near the checkout.
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Studies have shown that a typical ABer is _________________.
On the internet.
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I wish I had a nickel for every _____________!
Every time Someone said "I wish I had a nickel."
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What Happens when Batman breaks his back????
That Future kid takes over.
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What is a "must have" in your bathroom?
A door
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Would you answer a ringing phone booth and there is this guy/lady saying they see you and they have a gun what will you do?
I don't even belive this story... A working pay phone in my city...ha
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Would $50,000 be enough money to induce you to take a loyal,healthy pet to the vet to be put to sleep?
I would keep the pet.
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How can I convince you that you're a genius?
By proving that everyone else is stupid.
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Who you goona call?____________________!!
A psychiatrist ... because Ghoastbusters charge too much.
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Can you name a part of the body everybody only has one of?
Appendix.
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What is one food that no matter how much you eat them, makes you thin?
Laxatives?
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What is one food that no matter how much you eat them, makes you thin?
Steam
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Do you think sports video games are the most important things in life?
Is Martial Arts a sport... I like DragonBall Z 2 and I play the Star Trek Bridge Commander demo disk over and over... But I don't like other sports games...I liked the Nintendo original soccer game where you can knock the other team unconscious.
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Name of a 70' or 80' movie about a theatre play that goes so wrong the audience thinks it's a comedy and therefore becomes a success.
Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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Is forty-eight and a half a low IQ? I just don't seem to be able to get it over the 50 mark no matter how often I do the test.
IQ or percentile? ... 50 percentile is average... 50 IQ and you wouldn't be able to read or write...you wrote this question so maybe the test is unfair.
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What things are too personal to discuss with others?
Abnormal bodily secretions.
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Who is your favorite "Tarzan" actor?
Cheeta
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Did you finished a lot of additional courses before you got hired?
Who says I got hired?
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If you were offered a last meal before you died, what would it be?
Slow cooked beef ribs...bone attached.
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whats a ethos and logos for boredom?
A book with tears on it.
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Did you set out to ruin your life or did you do it by accident?
A little of both...with help from people from my past...who shall remain nameless ... If I am ever around their graves with a sandblaster.
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What is something you are NOT interested in?
Moving on.
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I am not crazy, I am just a little ________.
too smart.
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Why do women like crazy men and men like crazy women?
Because they are crazy.
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Why is long hair so enchanting?
A prehistoric genetic disposition to manual fire making substances? You can use hair to light a fire in caveman days...long haired people could be useful for starting camp fires.
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What if God gave you his magic cancer stick, a cigarette that he points like a wand to give people cancer, and told you to give it a try?
I would pick God for being a sicko.
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What site might you be able to refer us to for a true, accurate horoscope, with its 13 signs, not 12, and the actual star allignments?
Ha! True accurate horoscopes...If you find one tell me where.
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What(if anything) are you the most passionate about?
Self Discipline.
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If someone entered your name in a Cooking Reality Show how far do you think you would reach?
I would do O.K. for awhile until the judges found out that I was ordering out after I ran out of Prime Rib.
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Who do you think was the greatest person who ever lived?
no one I thought were all equal.
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What's the best thing that's unhealthy?
Deep fried anything...say deep fried Mars bars or butter.
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Would you consider being a spy if you were given ALL the cool James Bond "toys" to use?
No... it's the Bond women I'm interested in. But If It's down to toys... I would want some updated ones first.
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Why do people lie?
To avoid punishments...or for kicks... I don't know; I'm just making it up as I answer this question...ooops.
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Who said: "Give me maturity or give me death." ?
You did.
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what was the last "immature" thing you've done?
I answered this question. without giving a link... I'd show you but it is this question.
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Describe your high school experience,in one sentence?
Anxiety and searching.
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How come you're not going to school?
I can't afford it right now.
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________________is draining my energy,you know what I mean?
The Vampire Wraith
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tell me all of the cheap store brand cereal you've seen. what are the names?
Why? Are you a cereal killer?
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Leave the ________ at home will you?
I love Bill Gates T-shirt
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What is an atheist's definition of 'evil'.
The previous generations mistakes
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What is the most random thing that you can think of?
Purple toast.
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What is the difference between 24k&14k gold?
about 10k
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Is the skin dry and pale, will the pain never fail, until we go back to the remedy?
It puts the lotion on its face or it gets the hose again.
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What if you saw Urkel and Screech having one of those epic Family Guy style rumbles all over your town?
I'd film it and put it on youtube.
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Would you take a job flipping burgers if you had a college degree?
I did...but I never completly finished college...
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Bill Gates just called. He wants to repay the $25 he borrowed from you years ago. What do I tell him?
Ask for a cheque...and sell it on Ebay.
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What is something not worth worrying about?
Whether or not you fed the dog... when you don't own one.
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Can you stand 24 hours of Gore ?
Isn't that a movie on the horror channel?
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Who lives in the north pole?
Santa and some scientists
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When does one need to grow up?
When one no longer has the privilege of others looking out for one.
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What do you not want to put into your body?
A pitchfork.
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When would a conversation disturb you?
When it is from an authority figure trying to intimidate me.
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When do you know that someone does not have a sense of humour?
When they call the cops.
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Who wants to move to the country and eat alot of peaches?
No... you get the squirts if you eat too many... just read "the Grapes of Wrath."
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God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say “thank you?”?
Actually time is relative... so the amount of time used in the universe is different depending on the speed of the person. I thank people by liking the question. Like I just did to you.
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Tell me of a time when...
McDonald's cheese burgers were 39 cents and a Popsicle cost 25 cents... and gas was 29.9 cents a liter and the TSX was 2000 points and gold was 200 an ounce.
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What animal sound,can you best impersonate ?
Human.
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Victims of robberies have you ever given up on ever retrieving your stolen property, if so how long was it before you accepted the loss?
Most people give up on the non-sentimental stuff when it is replaced by insurance... its the feeling of violation that takes longer to go away.
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Are you addicted to television?
only when something good is on.
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Are you quick with coming up with how to word what you want to say?
Only when I'm lying.
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What happens when truth collides with meaning?
Thats when you start hating your job.
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Do you sometimes/ever feel that everything is against you ? why?
When I act like a jerk I do... but now that I've stopped (for the most part) life is flowing again.
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is there a way to die where ppl couldnt find u
Steal from the mob
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Can you imagine the long frustration of those who had the real Obama figured out 3 years ago when he was promoted as a god?
Small g or Big G for God.
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Would you Fight Mike Tyson for One million Dollars?
No I would kick his ass for free... but not boxing, but street fighting.
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Why when arguing with a Christian friend do they always say this? (read description)
It isn't here.
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Does anyone have the same dream over and over again?
Yes... not exactly the same but close.
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Should I be expelled from school for writing "Taylor Gang or die" on the bathroom wall?
No..but you could get in trouble for vandalism...and putting specific comments about it online might not be appropriate either... what if the school staff see it.
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Binary code: O1OOOO111O1O1O1O11O1O1O111OOOO1O1O1O1O1O111O1O1O1OOO1O1O11O1O1O1O1O1OO1O1O1111OOOOOOO1111O1O1O1O1O Can you crack this code?
You have a dirty mind.
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what is the importance of computer organization architecture to us
So the computers can form the matrix in 10, 20 years.
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Is it true George Lucas is going to edit Hayden Christensen into all of the Droids cartoons?
Why not... he and Spielberg sold out Indiana Jones, with that crystal skull garbage.
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What will you barter for my basket of sweet cherry tomatoes? Organic and fresh. Bartering is the rage because of bad economy.
How about a story of woe?
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When do you know that you have had one too many?
When you have had any.
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How would you feel if you were pondering weak and weary over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, and suddenly there came
I'd regret not owning a gun.
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What are the symptoms of Bi polar dissorder and split personality?
Depression and mania for Bi-polar... and the split personality is having two or more distinct personality inside one person.
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If you had an Indian name, what would it be?
Plays with self ... or Tall Jasper Man
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What is Canada like this time of year?
Full of mosquitoes... and mild temp.
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How many risks are you willing to take before you give up?
Zero
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You're strolling in a park. Bruce Springsteen's playing a guitar, asks for requests. You ask him to play ___________?
Twinkle twinkle little star... or something from Weird Al's collection.
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You're strolling in a park. Bruce Springsteen's playing a guitar, asks for requests. You ask him to play ___________?
The sounds of silence.
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Will George Lucas continue to edit the Star Wars movies from beyond the grave?
No ... but his estate will ... when it is time for more movies.
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What would you to the person or persons who stole your Waitresses CD? Nothing too severe please. (Wit and humor are appreciated.)
Make them listen to your music...for the length of time your worked to pay for the CD.
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Can a Scientific Law be refuted?
Yes
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am i antisocial,idependent loner, or hermit if i dont leave my house dropped outa school havent made freinds in 3 years and dnt want a job?
No you sound normal... its those sickos who push themselves to obtain what they don't want that are the real problem.
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Can Atheism by chance organize into a Religion or does it require intervention?
They have Atheistic churches in southern united states...
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What food could you survive on for one week?
The dew of the universe... or meat poutine
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Jalapeno mustard-too hot. Brown "stone ground" mustard not hot enough. Suggestions for something in between that I might like?
A mix of the two?
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What age group do you recommend the table top RPG Dungeons and Dragons for?
grade 6 to college...I stopped at 30 when It became to hard to find players...I would restart if I could.
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what is the worst name to give a a boy baby?
Poutey-face.
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When people speak, do you listen?
Who?
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If you stepped out of your room only to come back to find me stuffing your dirty sock from under your bed into my mouth, what would you say?
Keep the sock and get out.
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Can you admit that you're wrong? Some people never admit they wrong. I've never had a problem with that...how about you?
I can admit that I'm wrong ... because it's always someone else's fault.
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Are you snacking on something while browsing AB? What are you eating?
A VH steamer teriyaki bowl
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Can I prevent Mormons from baptizing me or my dead family?
Cremation?
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When do you not trust written history?
When its one sided.
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What's your idea of Magic?
A decent basketball player
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What's your idea of Magic?
A decent basketball player
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If I'm not sure what to do with my life, what should I do?
Join the club...you don't have to do anything other than survive... If you don't feel beholden to anything then just life your life in peace and gain life experience.... Or you could go over peoples questions and answer them.
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Where do you find roommates?
You ask one of your friends.
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Eating 62 hotdogs in ten minutes in a food-eating contest on the 4th of July (or any time)...amazingly awesome or awesomely disgusting?
What a waste of food... do you realize how many people could have been fed with those hot dogs.
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What is the definition of; Democrats, Republicans, Liberal, Conservative?
--Please no bias.
The whole definition system is based on Bias... politicians can't even decide what death is, let alone Labels one uses to describe themselves and others.
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Is there a reason people don't talk to me?
Are you talking to deaf people? lol just kidding... maybe people just don't feel like talking right now...they could have a cold sore on their gums or something. Or maybe the don't speak English?
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I think my 12 year old daughter is asking about her bar size. Should I ban her from the internet?
Then you will have to ban yourself too... I remember some of the questions that you asked on the internet...
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Can all "spider solitaire" games be won?
Good question... I've lost plenty...and won some.
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I am starting to think we are in the Matrix. Are we?? I swear those ants keep repeating themsleves. ;D
Quiet... they are listening...
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I haven't been following the news lately. Has the USA collapsed yet?
When Cash says something in Chinese instead of In God We Trust... then we will know for sure that the US has collapsed.
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"How" has your learning of literature and science made you understand more of individuals and societies?
Its helped me to avoid people and live in peace..live and let live
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What do you usually order at McDonalds?
20 chicken nuggets 2 each of the packets of dipping sauce ... Large Coke...
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Excuse me, did you just do what I think you did?
What did you think I did?
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The most expensive item you have stolen?
A reputation for being honest.
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Borders is closing: Is this a sign that brick and mortar stores are no longer needed?
No the small novelty book store that is independently owned will still survive. I hope to have my own bookstore one day. We will still need ebooks for now ... until they get replaced...by audio books and then something new.
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Well, if a tree screamed all the time for no good reason would you cut it down then?
No... I would pull out the video camera...
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This world is divided by race.. Agree or disagree??
disagree the world is divided by oceans and continents
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Lollipops or gum drops? (This will tell me everything about you!)
Zesty Doritos
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"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
No he was a mouse
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what did your alphabet soup say today ?
redrum redrum
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Is it feminine for me to like strawberry daiquiris?
No but I might be to ask about it
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What's the least amount of money it would take to get you to stand naked in your front yard for 15 minutes?
er can I get retroactively paid?
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What flavor of ice cream did Baskin-Robbins introduce to commemorate America's landing on the moon on July 20, 1969?
vanilla
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have you ever convinced an atheist to become religious by being rude or throwing scriptures at them?
No...but I've seen the opposite happen... if you want to convert people to Atheism just be rude and throw scripture at them.
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Do college admission tests really predict success in college? Why or why not?
No... Its only an arbitrary way of screening out students... the people with low scores have something to contribute to the world too.
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Hi,how can a complete beginer study d lang 4 1 yr only n b proficient 2 tackle uni-levelwork? Isit rele possibl 2 learn dat much in a yr?
by being on AB and not using Text speak
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To test all of your powers in the art of clairvoyancy, i will ask you a question that will plauge all of mankind for the rest of eternity...
Red Santa suit
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are there really other fish in the sea?
yes... just make sure you have the right bait.
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What would you name your pirate ship?
The Crimson Binome
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What steps have you taken to reduce the negativity in your life?
I sleep alot...
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I want to start a group to help prevent the abuse of plants. Any ideas?
You don't know horror until you have heard the tortured screams of tomatoes.
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How can you tell if a cat is plotting to kill you?
Does your cat know you are talking behind its back?
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If intelligent aliens ever come to Earth, what will they bring? What do you think?
STD's
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How many science credits do you need to go to Medical School?
In Canada some places require 6- 12 credits each of Bio , Chem, Bio chem and 3 - 6 credits in Math and 3 in Physics ... It should work out to two years of pre-med
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What keeps you away from church?
P.s everyone is welcome but DO NOT GET RUDE OR INSULTIVE.
Thanks
I am waiting for a church that doesn't make me feel uncomfortable... I don't like songs promising to give away my soul to anyone... and I don't like ritual ... I'm embarrassed to go to my ex-church seeing the members always rip down some group or belief that my community holds... I came for the Alpha and the Truth Project videos and I liked them. I didn't like the transformation videos... I...
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Should it upset me that my 38 yr old fiance' is having his 20 year old friend come over to spend the night and play video games?
only the spending the night part.
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i have cookie now ?
No...Will you settle for a half-eaten Fig Newton instead?
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Are any of you Father's?
If so Happy Father's Day!!!
I don't know... but then It's been 10 years... so I might have a 10 year old
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Are you pleased to discover the evil spirits will suffer more in Hell due to their granted and implemented requests?
I still don't understand what you are saying.... Perhaps you could add your thoughts before your question... or else I just getting something out of context...I makes you look a little insane and opens you up to ridicule...
And I am neither pleased or Displeased from your statement... simply from the fact that I could not understand it. Could you get a friend to proof read your questions...
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How fast can you type? Can you type without looking at the keyboard? Do you use all of your fingers?
yes I can sprta... thank you vetu much
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How to become a programmer when I diddnt finish middle school
Sign out some library books of the subject
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What do you wish for on your birthday?
For a good meal
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What can you teach me to do very well?
nothing...but I can entertain you with a story or two every so often.
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Are you watching live coverage in Vancouver of angry mobs setting cars on fire? They lost the Stanley Cup. The violence looks horrible!
I don't see any cars on fire... I am hearing about fights in the streets... what channel are you watching
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What colour hair dye would look good with my red hair?
red
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Why are you shooting at me?!
Don't worry its just a camera
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Are you listening or hearing?
who?
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What type of individual do you think the antichrist will be?
A computer program... like Skynet the Matrix or Watson
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What ages well with time?
outer space
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Give me in 10 words or less How to achieve world peace?
start a war with aliens
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What do you want most in life for your current or future children ?
to have a better family than I did
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did you play guitar on the google home page yet today ?
yes.. I loved it
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Johnny spends many hours per day studying for a spelling bee. Bobby spends the same amount of time in World of Warcraft.
neither both are wasting their time... but the time you enjoy wasting isn't wasted time
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Are your ancestors watching over you?
if they are then they must be perverts
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What happens when a drill sergeant gets flipped off during Basic Training?
depends if the Officer doing it is higher ranked and how drunk he/she is
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vote , The Anonymous Witch for new answerbag CL ?
yes definitely... we need more dedicated people in charge... Maybe TAW could stop finally stop Randy and the trolls and spammers.
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The Oprah Winfrey show is no more. What now?
We watch her spin offs like Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz and the Doctors and the Suze Orman show
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A week or so ago I told someone I was not returning to school for a while because I did not feel I was cut out for it.
I belive sometimes it is best to get the education while it is free... also it's good to take a break to catch ones breath and find out what one wants to do with ones life...Maybe its the school thats bad for you... try considering learning different ways... like homeschooling, other counties, learning on your own from books and Video's... where I come from anyone over 18 can Pay $27 and write...
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If all the entrepreneurs had been coming from the big businessmen what would Bill Gates' job have been?
mail room clerk
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Serious answers only, please... if you're going to treat me like an idiot, stay away from this question. About Harold Camping and rapture.
Maybe the purpose of the predictions is to get you to worry about our salvation... Camping truly might be able to help people come to stronger faith. If Camping is a good person and has good intentions then the result is good...don't worry about what other people are saying... if you have faith then all will work out...What you have faith in is another matter... who were you following camping...
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Who is the most powerful man/woman in the world besides the american president?
The president of the IMF... or The sec. gen. of the U.N.
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What do you find offensive, yet funny?
the U.S.A. U.S.A. U.S.A. chants
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Is telekinesis possible?
I just moved the mouse with my mind... "tele- kinesis" movement with mind
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What is worse than death?
no... I'm only mainly scared of Life
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Do you think camping started the Rapture theory to become famous world wide?
I don't know... but If you haven't been Raptured then no one will get raptured
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Do you bother god?
Is that God or god?
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What do you do if you realize you don't have money with you after finishing a meal at a restaurant?
whatever the restaurant tells you
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Mrs. Cleaver picked the name for my newest crystal skull what should she get as prize? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2496551#ans10707783
A great answer and a like
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What is your current food obsession?
Mine is Hershey's Kisses.
used to be deep fried mars bars... now its prime rib steak
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What is one food that you've tasted and thereafter never dared to try it again out of disgust.
sirloin steak
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How do you tell whether or not you are alienating your friends and family?
when they stop giving you unwanted advice... beware
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Can a fool( or ignorant person, or stupid person) recognize wisdom?
( Can the spoon taste the soup)?
I don't like soup
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How do I prove I am a genius to everyone else? Because I am.
Win a debate with the Anonymous witch over religion and we'll talk... besides you need more points to get called a genius... and your at Contributor: 43 Points
An I'm a sage at 2,600 or so points... watch out for politics and backstabbing if you want faster growth.
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Can you use "penetration" in a non-dirty sentence?
no
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When you're tired of running from your dragons who or what do you use as your sword and shield to aid you in defeating them?
procrastination...my problems just disappear...
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who will win the World Series in 2011?
the advertisers
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Some think the taking out of Bin Laden was not appropriate. They fault the process. Are you stunned as am I? Or do you fault too?
they had 10 years to protest it... not like it was a secret that the U.S. was going after him.
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Will computers ever be developed that boot up immediately when turned on, instead of having to wait several minutes?
I hope so...
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What can't your cell phone do? lol
I can't say Two Hamburgers on my phone or it will disconnect
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What poor food from your childhood do you still eat now that you have money?
bread pudding
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What do zombie vegetables eat? (Attack of the Killer Tomatoes comes to mind)
sunlight and water
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should you stop ABing for a few minutes and clean off your computer area ? it's looking kinda cluttered .
no... I just ate
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Would you buy a fake diploma if you had the opportunity? What if it meant you'd make several more thousands of dollars each year?
no... it would prevent me from enrolling in the class legit and learning the material later...besides I don't have much faith in the university system anyway but I can still hope that I can come back and complete my BA. but I can understand the temptation...I might be tempted to do a borrowed ladder(GATTACA) but I wouldn't be happy... unless The system is totally unfair... which its getting close.
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What is the stupidest thing you ever attempted?
Belly flop from the Olympic sized High Board... 9 Meters high
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What does it mean to be "saved" in terms of the Christian religion?
I get saved so I can play my video games from where I left off
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Who else is impressed with the NDP election results? The NDP is the new opposition party!
I'm happy with it
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Does anything in the universe travel faster than light, or is light speed the ultimate?
plad speed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk7VWcuVOf0
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I'm sorry officer for speeding but __________________ !
I didn't know that their was a speed limit on the sidewalk
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Is there anything you have a lot of, but not be considered collecting?
Dust
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I was happy to find out that the NDP is the new opposition party, but now I am worried people will view them as a joke because of...
At least they will bring change... seeing the old tricks will not be passed down...maybe we can get internet voting in now... I've always wondered what a recent grad from University will come up with.
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How can I avoid a fight in a bar when someone is trying to start one with me?
tell the guy that the guy on the other end of the bar called his girlfriend a name
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Does anyone REALLY eat frozen pudding?
Bill Cosby eats frozen pudding pops
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What will be your last words.
the money is buried in argh....
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Who made the Smirfs ? Gargamel using magic ? If he's the Smirfs creator doesn't he have the right to decide thier fate and eat them if he wants to?
A Smurf gets born every blue moon...
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Today is The Anonymous Witch's birthday! Who would like to join me in sending him birthday greetings?
Happy Birthday
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failing math dramatically please read
don't force it... ask your teacher for help... math is sequential just find out where you left off and redo that chapter...even if you have to get last years book...I'm suck up on physics and math ... I tried to skip sections and start learning from classes beyond my level...I guess I should have taken my advice sooner...I bought the books and I did the homework from previous years I ended up...
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Ombliss and I are going to the shops. What would you like us to bring you?
kinder eggs... just be sure not to cross over the border with them
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How do you feel about Canada's 2011 election results?
well at least now Elisabeth May can speak in the next leaders debate... I will watch the first couple of Question Periods and listen for the first questions and see if anything changed.
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Why would anyone use nunchucks? Are they are real weapon?
yes those nuns are tough
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Was Osama one of the forms of Satan? With his death now, is God victorious ?
Not according to him... in fact I think that's what he called America...
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What are the best reasons to vote for the Canadian Conservatives? What are the best reasons to not vote for the Canadian Conservatives?
so Harper will quit and the Conservatives will finally get the majority that they want ... or for kicks... but I don't want 9 - 30 billion dollar jets while people are suffering
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How do you avoid committing Sin?
By using the inverse CoTangent
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Did you watch the royal wedding? Was the wedding band mis sized...and what say you about changing of the vow obey to comfort.
yes... the band appeared mis-sized... and I loved the changing of the vows from obey to comfort... but Kate still has to curtsy to the queen : P
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Our ideal number for people living on this planet is, 500 Million... Which countries should we destroy first to get back to this number?
none we could try licencing marriage...and restricting children like China...or let nature run its course and let it happen naturally...
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Do super heros can take a brake?
no Always on duty... it's when evil takes a break that they can take one
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In the Bible people use to live over 200 and even 900 years why don't we live that long any more?
If you add all the dates of the oldest people in the Bible you might notice that its the ones that had children the latest that survived the longest.... Methuselah lived to be the oldest and he had children the latest... so I would blame parenthood for early deaths... but then time was measured differently back then.
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Have you ever wondered "How God will punish the wicked"?
By not existing
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How I make happiness?
give it to another person...then you will stop focusing on your pain and you will help others
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what would you do / think if you were in the middle of a church service, and you saw the anonymous witch walk in ?
I would give my donations to him
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How can I invest 5 dollars?
penny stocks... or give it to The Anonymous Witch and call it money well spent... or you could buy lottery tickets or invest in Candy...or just save it... or you could give a micro-loan
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Whats the point of answering religious questions if you despise religion?
catharsis
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Atheists: Why do you not believe in a God?
Mostly because I don't like the people who claim to follow God... I don't want others to suffer me too... I pray to myself but I keep that to myself...mostly I don't believe that the religion I ran away from is the way to go...I'm concerned with this life and not what the afterlife holds...and I feel enlightened by The Anonymous Witch's answers
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Which one is colder water with zero degree or ice with zero degree?
depends on what kind of ice it is... if it is Dry Ice made from frozen carbon dioxide then it is colder than water.
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Where should i put a dead body
in a morgue
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I want to watch the original Scream movie, but my folks don't let me watch horror films...
you could watch scary movie... it's a comedy based on the scream series
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If every single electronic device on the planet is suddenly disabled permanently, how do you think we'll proceed?
we would restart 150 years in the past... and work our way back
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What would make it easier for you to trust your government?
If I have a voice
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You wake up. You are seventeen. What do you do?
get a free high school education for 3 years
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If you could be any super hero; who would it be?
Iceman... he gets to kiss rouge
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What do you feel is missing in your country?
something to rely on
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If you were to be on American Idol, what song would you sing?
ittsy bittsy spider... or Amish Paradise
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I didn't do anything today. I have no energy and hate myself. What should I do tomorrow?
write something on answerbag... or go through someone's profile and answer all of the questions and give points... you did plenty by asking questions and giving answers.
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Who else wants to hear what Elizabeth May has to say?
I heard it last election... nothings changed... when it does I will listen...and making George Larouqe deputy leader was questionable... as was running against the defense minister's home riding ... I will listen to the next green leaders speech... when they get some seats in the house of commons
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Canadians: What would help you trust Michael Ignatieff more?
If he got rid of the GST instead of suggesting he raise it... the PC's lost 99% of their seats because Brian Mulrony brought in that tax...I guess Michael Ignatieff wasn't following Canadian Politics then...and never learned the lesson... so I guess if he got back issues of newspapers and news broadcasts from the time he was away from Canada and brushed up on recent Canadian history he wouldn't...
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Canadians: What are your opinions on the French Leaders' Debate (April 13, 2011)?
it was better than the English leaders debate... and easier to understand...and I can't speak French very well...the English debate was all bickering and backstabbing... the French debate flowed more better and I just recognized the nouns... like Iraq and, Monsieur; Harper... It would be better if the leaders just gave independent speeches then rebutted later
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Where have all the_________________________________gone?
Cylons
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What can SCIENCE not answer?
what does purple taste like
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What is one thing we know ,you are sure about Future .....?
I'm not even sure if it is always later
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What do you like to do outside but not inside?
scream
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What do you like to do outside but not inside?
paint walls with strong paint fume
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What do you like to do outside but not inside?
Expressing emotions
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Has Anybody Seen My Missing Mass?
Is it Dark Matter or Dark Energy?
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Has any male grown after turning 18?? Can i grow more?
I have... from 6ft3 to 6ft 5 from 18 to 21 years old... it was horrible I can't fit into normal bath-tubs anymore...without pain
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Does running really make people grow?
emotionally yes... physically I don't think so... eating good food and keeping healthy and happy might give someone a few inches during puberty ... but mostly your hight is determined by your genetics...
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What must one do to get a woman to suckle upon one's genitals?
lol...ask this in the Adult section when you turn 18
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Are the skills that are required in your field outpacing you?
No I'm my skills are outpacing my field ... to bad none of them are recognized yet.
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Which famous person had the best quotes (in your opinion)?
Mark Twain... "I never let my schooling interfere with my education"
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In 2012, whom would you like to see as president? Obama? Another Democrat? A Rep ? A Tea Party ? name them
none... I would like that position to become vacant for a month to see if problems do or don't get exponentiation worse, as an experiment.
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What is the best remedy for trolls?
Have the admin sell his email address to spammers... or just ignore them and they will get bored... just look up "Please don't feed the trolls" on the internet and post one of the pictures
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If you are one of the X-men, who would you be?
Prof X... before the accident and before he becomes a Prof
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need a joke about the recession?
yes thank you
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The Dalai Lama is currently visiting Ireland. Why is it that no atheists are protesting?
I don't recall hearing about any Buddhists raping children in the news.
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why do i stink like poo?
because your in Antarctica?
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Atheists: What would you do... if you suddenly realized you were wrong?
then I would join forces and defend my planet from this supernatural oppressor and free the universe.
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Atheists: What would you do... if you suddenly realized you were wrong?
What would you do if you realized you were wrong? Because you probably are?
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Pizza, thin or thick, and favorite toppings?
extra cheese rising and stuffed crust
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Pizza, thin or thick, and favorite toppings?
Ham Pineapple Pepperoni Mushroom
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Do you feel close to God?
I barely even feel close to myself let alone God
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Does all soda taste different in each country?
From a soda fountain it's only as good as the water... I have had some bad Froster's/Slurpees, and fountain pop in my day
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would you rather be smarter or better looking? and why
neither... both are hollow
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Men, what is a good quality you need from a woman...
Love
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So what were YOU doing during the 9/11 attacks?
playing command and conquer, in the dark...
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Who do you think runs and rules the world?
no one runs the earth it's gone amuk
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Atheists, how did exactly Christians force their faith upon you?
they keep trying to:
censor TV... stalk us...force non Catholics to go to Catholic schools... Changing D&D to suit your selfs and killing the fun... not hiring or renting cars to people of different faiths...bulling us in school...I could go on...but my grammar is off this week from the stress put on from traumatic life experiences...from being forced to conform to something I'm not.
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If you could set the flat income tax rate for every U.S. taxpayer, what rate would you choose?
- 10%
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Do you like the word "semantic"?
I don't like the word "word" you know why
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WHat is not affected by gravity?
upsidaisyum...
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Want to empty Guantanomo?
why is this in the Toy Collecting category?
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Whats your favorite toppings for nachos?
cheese and tomatoes... nothing else... except maybe some ground beef
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Harvard's 1899 entrance exam. If tuition wasn't a problem could you gain entrance based on your answers?
only if I get get in with a just the math...every thing else I would get a zero
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If the US government shuts down tonight, how will your life be affected? (Yours personally, I mean.)
I would have to watch it on CNN...until the power to the station is cut
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I want to create a final project in web development can someone give me some brilliant ideas???????
yes... pay me first
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Can anyone give me two numbers: pick from 1-37.
1 37
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Now if you were Gadhafi, what would be your next move?
getting allies to join me... and become a big pain on the planet... or I would just get what money I can and move to Paris... like other dictators
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What happened before time started?
the before universe ... the one that Galactus came from
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Why should we go to Mars?
to inspire people to greater things... I would like CNN to report on something other than Japan and Libya
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why should I be expected to run to McDonald for all the other employees just cause I'm going there for lunch?
you could charge a commission or delivery fee...
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If christians and muslims could come together what do they have in common?
That they like chicken
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If christians and muslims could come together what do they have in common?
A history of killing eachother
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If you can learn anything, then why don't you go to medical or law school or start a company bigger than Apple?
why do you think we haven't... maybe some of us have higher aspirations
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I need help I have a report on Scotland and so tell me every thing I MEAN EVERYTHING!!!!:)
Scotland is full of Scottish people
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what is your favorite "curse" word?
sheen
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What exactly is a Scooby snack?
great question...
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Any Techies here - I need help understanding Chat Room Moderation but mostly about User Bans ?????
you would just get banned again...best to apologize or move on
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Have you ever named a weapon?
yes I've named a punch...so thats more like an attack...my Grandfather was a boxer
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Today's girls have almost no shame?
pictures or it never happened
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What are some things you CAN'T do with an egg???
put it back in the chicken
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Is capitalism a bad system? Could anything else replace it? What?
yes...yes...no public or private ownership...if you need something its given...if you want something you work for it
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Is anything truely evil? Please explain your reasoning.
peeps... the only chocolate is the eye and it is so small... and the peeps are just scratchy marshmallow.
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How do you accidentally kill yourself fast and easy?
make fun of a bank robber while he is robbing the bank
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Pope Benedict dies and you are chosen to be the next Pope with complete authority and power over the Church. What would you do with it?
nothing... I would just let things stay the same.
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Which film(s) made you cry? For me it was The Green Mile.
Forrest Gump .... "peas and carrots"
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What don't people say in films and on tv that they do say in real life?
30 seconds of silence
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What makes a man wise?
5 wish spells cast concurrently
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How far would you go to serve Christ?
until it gets in my way...after that He can get his own soup
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When talking about Pepsi, what comes into your mind?
that additive that makes digestion better... what's the name... it's in Pepsi
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If someone told you they were God, would you ask them to prove it or just believe them?
I would doubt them because I'm God...
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What is the square root of 81
its -9 or 9
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Is an iq of 125 smart?
no...it just means that your good at tests... the average is 100
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How do you define beauty, using your own words?
what the body looks like when it is Happy and Healthy
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did you know that april fools day is the only true christian holiday ?
Christians doing benchmarking ... maybe the Christians aren't the only ones to blame if they are copying everyone else
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If you could change ONE thing about The USA, without opposition, what would it be? Why?
the ability for random strangers to make changes to the USA without opposition...
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Is morality proportional to wealth?
inversely
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Has charlie sheen got a charlie sheen?
no he has a Martin Sheen
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In three words, how would you describe your home?
my moms basement
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Please do not ever expect me to _______.
answer this question... oops
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Do you try to get your hormonal jollies off on AnswerBag?
no...
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anyone else think Carly Foulkes, the mytouch 4G girl, would be perfect to play wonder woman?
no... she doesn't look tough... Wonder Woman should be an Amazonian... I vote for Lucy Lawless "Xena"
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Judge Judy makes $45,000,000.00 ... 1,300 times as much as a guy making $35,000. Is this predjuiced and rude excuse for a judge worth it?
why is this in the category of Nobel Prize? Judge Judy's not getting one is she? besides I thought she has to pay a large portion in taxes.
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how can i get a weight gain curse
sign up for the cake of the month club... you can also sign up people you don't like... like competing fashion models
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Why is there nothing worse than logic and reason?
because everything is the same... neutral... nothing is better
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do you like beavis and butthead
yes
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The best way to spread happiness is to _____________. :)
thank people and give lol's and ; )
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Do you have a ketchup secret?
I put it in BBQ sauce.. with brown sugar and spice.
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If the purpose of bombing Libya isn't to remove Kadoofey, then why do it?
for P.R.
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How do you go on living knowing there are millions of people better than you?
because I cheat
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r u as tired as i am?
only of questions with text-speech
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Does prayer heal the sick?
better still can prayer hurt
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Why did not Bluto wise up and also use spinach so he could stop a battering from Popeye? ( My thanks to Rosie for this question)
good question...maybe Popeye was hording it all...
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Atheists - Do you believe in a higher intelligence, if not God?
I believe in the Anonymous witch is the highest one can obtain
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What are some good funny captions for these photos?
snowday... your pics don't work
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What's a good career change for a "mid-life" crisis?
temp career student
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How can we see GOd?
check his Facebook account
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How come we rarely hear anyone say, "You can't spend that!" when someone proposes new government spending, but...
Because getting is better than saving
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atheists, how do you decide what is moral, ethical or just?
T.V. and life experience...schools and elders
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To all atheist...
smile and nod.. and wonder where I can find more like him
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Is it socially acceptable for someone to stand up for themselves to an authority figure who has disrespected them?
depends on what you mean by "stand up for themselves"... What I do Is when I am attacked by an authority figure... I stop considering them as an authority figure...I would drop the class or walk out when appropriate...if your in the military things are difficult...So I wouldn't put myself in situations where I have to take abuse from a leader...I believe authority must be legitimate coming from...
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If you discovered a new planet what would you call it?
Bob
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Are you satisfied with 400 individuals owning more than 155,000,000 individuals in USA?
only if I'm one of the 400
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do you prefer orange juice or milk with your breakfast?? :D
I like to switch ... and even have some pop or water
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can you stand against the tides of conformity?
I'd rather sit
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Would this make you angry??
If she does it again next time she will get killed... she is hurting herself too.
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Did your parents ever tell you about your birth experience? What was it like for them?
yes ... I was told that I ruined my fathers life for being born
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The more I read on here the more Im convinced everyone is angry or stupid
why can't it be both.... some are really trying... they deserve our credit
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How many of you have neglected to set you clock ahead one hour? What happened?
no...the weather lady told me too and I did... one time I was late for school and decided to take the rest of the day off.
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Do you have abandonment issues or have you never worried about ending all alone and on your own?
the opposite of abandonment issues is wanting to be left alone...independence is the goal... its better to strike a healthy balance and appreciate the times when you have company and the times you are alone.
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Unafflicted: If all you have is a religious hammer does everything look like god nails? I only want irreligious jesus answers.
I don't think you should be mentioning "nails" when talking to Jesus... it might bring back bad memories
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Isn't it rather interesting how as soon as humanity began to have clues about science, all past "miracles" dried up?
yes ... its a miracle
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Are women better at multi-tasking? (Read my answer first)
I'll get back to you on that
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If you got a college degree but ended up working at Wal-mart(in store, not corporate of course), would you commit suicide?
I'm in that situation ... I chose madness instead... And I study in my spare time, text-books and educational videos... and I moved back home with my parents.
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What movie(s) scared you as a little kid?
the stuff...the cube... hypercube
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Is it true the creater of pokemon died in the sendai earthquake?
I would have thought that he would have given himself more Hit Points
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Whats the last thing a man wants to hear?
a comfortable dry fart quickly changing into a uncontrollable wet fart...
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how much money does it take to get one homeless person of the street? Now how much would it take to do that city wide?
rent, food, utilities, and a job + education. in about $15,000 per person per year... seeing that prison or hospitals cost 5 times more... Its a bargain to house the homeless in their own homes... in an average 800,000 person city their are 2000 homeless so $15,000 X 2000 = $3,000,000
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Do you still like SpongeBob?
yes... And I was a fry cook
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Superman caught stealing my underwear, how should i punish him?
itching powder in your underwear for next time he steals it
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Did you, like me, when you were a kid, suppose that Joan of Arc, was English? We were always the hero's.
she was from Lorraine France... I once thought Jesus was English... then I realized he was Jewish
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What is Satan's last name? .
Claus
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If I was to give you ten thousand dollars, what would you do with it?
give it back.... I want to earn my way out of poverty
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What animal means the most to you?
Humans
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i am going to kill my self and there is nothing anyone can say or do goodby
tell us how it turns out
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Whats up with that guy that keeps asking about Super Nintendo games?
lets call the cops... and throw the book at him
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This is a test. This is only a test. Had this been an actual question...
then I would have considered giving you points
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Why is everyone dumber than me?
So you can contribute... by helping others
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I smoked some really good pot the other day. I got the munchies and ate my neighbor's flower bed, now my poo smells like roses!
I thought that roses where poisonous
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According to you,which subject is most absurd?
math
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Since the guy from taco bell said that 88% of the meat was beef what do you think is the other 12% is?
actually their is a lawsuit in the states over the fact that under 35% of the "beef"
is actually beef...some of it is filler and a dusting agent
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Why does he do that? what should I say?
how do you know that he is staring at you unless you are staring at him... maybe he thinks your creepy... and is asking the same question on another site
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Why does God need an intercident to communicate with us? Intelligent responses needed.
because humans are not developed enough for face to face communication...with an non-existent being... the force you speak of has the pinnacle of control over believers... who is to say he isn't lying for personal gain.
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If Obama was Muslim would he be elected president? Why?
you would have to have an election to prove that...
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How to Increase youre chances on getting pregnant
sleep with member of the opposite sex
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Are atheists the goth kids from highschool? Or do they hatch somewhere ?no value for an atheists opinion so just real people please.
When you get older ask your parents about the birds and the bees... so you can find out where people come from
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Who would sign an AB petition to remove none Christian cults from the Christian section?
undecided. didn't Christianity begin as a cult 2000 years ago...and they were persecuted for it... why continue with hate... and wouldn't it be easier to make this question into a poll
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What might be a more effective way to discourage convicted offenders from repeating their crimes, then jail time?
administer the opposite of Viagra
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If you split a orange into four pieces how do you share it with five people?
you buy another orange... or you give away your piece
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Can temporary insanity be used to justify falling off the wagon on a diet and consuming several pounds of ice cream?
I think you can get the temporary insanity defense for thinking that diets work
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What's one thing that just is not the same, without cheese?
the moon
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What are your thoughts on Watson from Jeopardy?
Watson needs tweaking, he repeated a wrong answer... but Watson is getting there
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What I CAN GET for groping in the terms of law? USA
depends are you groping Astronomers?... you can get fired and a record and made fun of if you ever go into a political career...maybe jail or a fine
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What's one thing that just is not the same, without cheese?
cheesecake and fondue
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What is your AB mission?
to make friends and learn/teach...
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How do you kill angels?
with anti-psychotics?
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why doesn't government lawfully mandate car manufacturers to top civillian cars and motorcycles at 120km/h so as to eliminate overspeeding?
I know of Taxi-Cabs that can go 240 km/h... maybe their should be a black box in every car that rats you out when you commit traffic violations... one that the police and lawyers can access....maybe its a rights violation to put such restrictions on car use
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What's the first fast food place you thought of while reading this question?
KFC and taco Bell
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What would it take for Christians to come together and make a change in our world today?
change becoming a priority over worship
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Im a teenage boy and have recently began puberty. I find the hormones very annoying and they make me feel like such a pervert. Any help/tips
focus on your school work and when you get a degree you can marry some nice person...and let loose... for now just take cold showers and have clean sheets and clothing...
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Whats your opinion on Egypt?
they have better riot police than Canada... in Egypt you have freedom to riot... in Canada you get the billy club to the head. from thousands of uniformed police ... like what happened in 2010 in Toronto for the G20 conference... I'd like to see how the Canadian police would handle themselves in a fair fight, no shields or weapons...and not 20 to 1 odds
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What are some personality traits of a child that's been treated as if they are better than their siblings?
they run for congress... and consider everyone else and every job beneath them.
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What would you have on the american money instead of "In God We Trust"?
this is not legal tender... or I.O.U.
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is it possible to buy "diet" hamster food???
just give the hamster less
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if you can't take the heat, stay out of ____________...
the sidewalk
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if you can't take the heat, stay out of ____________...
your house
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What would you have on the american money instead of "In God We Trust"?
something Chinese will be used soon... if they don't pay off the $14 trillion dollar debt
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how do you deal with a bully situation in high school when the teacher doesnt care?
sue the teacher ... and the school and then the bully... if that doesn't work you could write a letter to Dr. Phil
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If Ronald Reagan were alive today what would he buy his beloved Nancy for Valentines Day?
Viagra
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who was first Adam & Eve or cavemen? guess it goes by faith or science.
maybe Adam and Eve were cave people after the fall... so I could say both
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Why does one feel obligated to trying to answer questions that one does not fully understand?
I don't know... I don't understand your question...for points?
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What's the hardest english word to spell?
I'm sorry
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If I went to the bathroom and really stunk it up (and I mean REALLY stunk it up) would you help me get the smell to go away?
turn on the fan... run the shower
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Can any psychic direct me to a good deal on a pair of black jeans?
no
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Why do animals don't have a war like humans? Are they the best law keepers?
I still don't trust my goldfish with the kitchen knife... you never know
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If everyone were able to communicate telepathically, how would life be different?
stray thoughts would creep the womenfolk out
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There is nothing, right?
only in some of our bank accounts
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Can you give me an example of a conundrum?
your dammed if you do and dammed if you don't
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Are Religious people scared to read Richard Dawkins book "The God Delusion"?
nope... It was suggested to me from a pastor
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Why would I think of murder so often?
because its your hobby
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I receive dreams that come true am i psychic?
It shouldn't matter...even if you are you're still human
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URGENT!!! What is a quick way to make $300 quickly??
beg on the street...or find an investor
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Atheists; How can you believe in science but not believe in God? How can you believe Atoms exist, when you cannot touch nor see one?
you can touch them when they exist in large numbers... and you can see them in electron microscopes... and you get higher marks in chemistry when you don't buck the teacher... like in theology class if you toe the line and say what you are supposed to you will pass...If you say the truth you get removed from some places if you believe in Atheism... like if a priest told his superior that he...
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Why people are never satisfied with anything?
So they can strive for more... so we have meaning. people are temporarily satisfied with gains... but if slowly goes away and we need the next improvement.
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I like to show off my.........?
Avatar
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Atheists... Scientists... Your opinion
evolution ... or Alien interbreeding
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I don't have any friends and I hate my life. But I'm going to go on being miserable. Ok?
sure but watch what you say online... someone might report you and then you will be forced help
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What is one word that sums up your life as a whole?
indescribable
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Who's sexier: Sorcerer or Evil Lyn?
Sorceress
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Who is the Father Of Lies?
forget that who is his cute cousin
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Why hasn't your sad devotion to that agent religion conjured up the stolen data tapes?
Chaney?
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Today a news story indicated they would run out of IP addresses in about 4 months. Is anyone worried about this?
I wonder who got stuck with 13.13.13.666 ... or 1.1.1.1
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What is your favorite term for someone who is a little crazy?
mad as a Hatter
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Who would you like to see be taken down a peg or two?
Dr. Bunson Honeydew http://www.google.ca/search?rlz=1C1GGGE_enCA370&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=Dr.+Bunson+Honeydew
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What would you do if Sylar tried to lick your brains?
kick him in the nuuutts
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Why does science contradict itself? If something can be verified through the scientific method, why all the confusion?
you can never verify, or prove, anything with science with certainty ... you can only disprove bad hypothesis's
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I brush my teeth 3x/day, floss 2x/day & rinse with a flouride mouthwash. Why does the dentist ALWAYS find cavities in my mouth anyway?
because the dentist needs to pay for his mortgage... or you are brushing wrong... or eating to much sugar
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If OBAMA made his Birth Certificate available for everyone to see, it would clear-up accusations. Why does he keep it hidden?
The same reason the Sarah Palin doesn't want to show anyone her High School Diploma
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What are some Religious sayings/quotes Not Found in the Bible?
damed if you do and damed if you don't
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What are the top 3 happiest things about being an atheist?
1) reading the quips and questions from AB about atheism
2) the freedom of thought
3) no kneeling
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How do we learn the difference between right and wrong?
no but I can tell the difference between left and right
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I hate social networking sites! How can I continue to exist as a normal human being?
become a "Luddite": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luddite
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What brand of candy never lasts long around you?
zesty Doritos
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Why can't I seem to find a US govt budget pie chart online?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_United_States_federal_budget
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what is spongebob (i know i just want to know if you know)
a chipper sea-sponge
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How many protons and neutrons are in 11B?
11 proton's and maybe 11 neutrons... the chemical number is almost always the same as the number of protons
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Should Weed Be Legal In all fifty states?
You should check out for Diabetes ... I think sugar binges should be made Illegal
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How did you first learn about Answerbag?
Gmail suggested if from my mailbox
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"Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about" ?
my parents never said that to me... and I was only spanked twice in my life.. I called the authorities and it never happened again...
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Which movie do you think as the stupidest movie ever?? You'd rather puke your intestines out than watch it again...
"Jackass 2" the movie
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How many protons are in lithium?
3 protons it is the same as the atomic number
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Why was it was so important to list so many individuals' marriages and children in the Bible? Your input is appreciated.
for genealogical study
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Mozart said that it isn't intelligence that makes a genius but the heart of love. You think so, too ? What is needed to be a genius ?
the ability to trick people into thinking one is
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You have 1 or two favorite books which changed your life ?
a course in miracles, and The crystal shard by R.A. Salvatore
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Is it reasonable to use mental illness as an excuse for murdering people?
apparently you do re-read your question
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How many protons does samarium have?
lots
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can i live in a store? i can hide really good is so could i sneak in and live there?
I know someone who did it... with permission from the owner and he was an employee... he literally lived under the stairs.
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Why do YOU deserve to win the lottery more than any of the rest of us?
because I bought the ticket
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Why do spiders abandon their webs?
death
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"For atheists to pretend to have all the answers while religion is on the fringe is not only incredibly presumptuous but a lie." S.E. Cupp
I don't understand the quote...
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If you're stranded on an island, who would you take to be by your side for survival?
"the professor"
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Have there ever been any REAL superhero crime-fighters, or masked vigilantes that were actually successful?
no
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What was your very favorite cartoon when you were a kid?
Dungeons and Dragons
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Does an Amazon Big Bang bug have supernatural wings?
no
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What is the number one factor that you consider when purchasing consumer electronics?
If they serve remote areas
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Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
I was just going to ask this question ... I got scooped by 3 years
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What other objects are found in the solar system?
planets, comets, our sun, asteroids, dust and ice
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In yesterday's Twilight Zone marathon there were no Vampires in it at all. Does that mean that the Vampires in Twilight are not real?
no it just means the they were stuck up in the 60's
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Why there are men that insist they smarter than women and ask them why they haven't invented anything?
because they are human...
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Whats going to happen in 2012
the doom sayers will pick another date like they have been doing again and again
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Why will it matter 1000 Quadrillion years from now?
human effort is used as a stepping stone for other humans... every bit is needed... if not then we won't live to 1000 quadrillion as a society
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Why dont people realize that believing in God is just as risky as being an atheist?
because they are human
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How do you say "I love you" in English?
by retiring and letting your son have the crown... or you can say "I love you"
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Anyone know what the "Worst Spider" is in every way ? It kills more people
Annually than ANY other Spider...
the spider man?
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What is the main causes that the world is going into suffering ?
hope... when Pandora opened Pandora's box it came out... it is the cause of suffering
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I want to ____________every____________.
get a great answer ; question
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Why hasn't anyone developed the wireless electricity concept developed by Nicola Tesla?
I think they stopped after killing a farmers cow with a Tesla coil accedentaly
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what is the reference when people say "CALL MOM" or "CALL MOM she'll know what to do!"
asking for help
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I lost my___________can you help me find it???? (make me laugh)
best answer points for this question
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What book unlocked your hunger to read?
"the Chrystal Shard" by R.A. Salvatore
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Are you sometimes daunted by the enormity of the world's grief, discord, struggles, fights, ignorance ?
I used to ... then I let go and moved on... now I sleep, and answer questions on the internet
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How to you get a really rich man to marry you?
be rich yourself
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Who is the most famous redhead of all time?
the red headed girl from Charlie brown
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What's fair to expect for a bonus from your employer during the holidays?
I used to get $25 once a year in my last job that lasted over the holidays ... before that I got $0
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Is it normal if i can make bubbles out of my farts?
yes... but it is not normal to talk about them
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Isn't it a shame when people cringe when you wish them a Merry Christmas?
no
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Can conscience evil be compared to ignorance in terms of impact? And can conscience evil be compared to a neglect of an intellect?
the only evil is bad grammar...and poorly worded questions
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If you've wronged someone, how long do you wait until you apologize to them?
After the statute of limitations has passed
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Canadians: What snow adventures are happening in the province/territory you live in this winter that you do not recommend missing out on?
the 4 month hibernation
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Do you have trouble returning your books back to the library? If so, how high have your library fines gotten?
I used to... I owe $160 to two libraries... I returned the books but they one charged me $1 a day per book
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Why all these recent hatred to Christianity ?
pent up rage?
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What do you think of snow? Do you like it or not?
just the non-yellow snow
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Mike bloomberg vs. the pope in a cage match, how would win?
Clerics can't heal themselves so Mike Bloomberg would win unless the Pope has a
+5 mace in his under-clothes... Who is Mike Bloomberg? edit... isn't he the Mayor Of New York City?
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Have you ever seen or heard anything that you couldn't explain which convinced you that there are paranormal events?
yes ... and I think people would call me nuts if I said what it was publicly
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Can't find any records/news headlines/information about mother's death?
check death records dept
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If One's bio father is in the military and the bio mother refuses to give any info about the bio father to the child; Does the child (over 18) have access to info about this person from the military? and would the military give it to them?
check hospital records for possible information..name etc
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What should I do with my grandfather's memoirs - WW1 and WW2. None of the family are interested but it seems a shame to chuck them.
lulu.com
a site where one can create/publish memoirs into book form cheaply
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Most of the 1890 US Federal Census records were destroyed. What other kinds of records can you use to find ancestors (names, events, relationships, dates) between the 1880 and 1900 census?
church records
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Does anyone have any advice on finding my birth family?I was in foster care until i was 18yrs. old...all i have is their names and ages... they never came into contact while i was in foster care and i tried all the internet stuff..any suggestions?
google the surname..... then join on the forums
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I split up with my kids dad over 20 yrs ago,my daughter would really like to find him....but hes not at the same job or address no more?how could i locate him any ideas?
facebook ...check social network sites
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What is a free website that helps you find your ancestors?
Familysearch.org
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Ever woke up in the middle of the night with cold sweat and a second thoughts about your life (career, love and life).Can say Midlife Crisis
yes... hope does that... when you lose hope life gets better
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What do you hope WikiLeaks next "feat" will be?
celb sex videos ... or crispy cremes secret recipe
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How do you see the future of Christianity ?
I think God will put a stop to it soon
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Why do we allow parents with barely a GED, home-school their children?
To protect liberty and freedom of the parents and children... I would have loved to have been home schooled... I would have gotten less grief and more learning done
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What's the average age that kids stop being fooled by the 'Got your nose!' trick?
It's richer as they get older... I was never fooled by that trick...maybe when I get Alzheimer's it will work on me
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Why is it my "job" to chase bedbugs when I'm supposed to be a crack addict ..sigh..??
Thanks to bedbug infestation in the skids..
because you attract them
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What is a good name for a main character?
how about Danny?
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If you were angry enough someone offered you to kick obama ass for 1penny because of the bailout..would you?
If he had bad grammar then I would
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Who actually IS offended by Christmas?
Scrooge before the three ghosts of Christmas
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why do people call me crazy or psycho when i tell them im gothic vampire?
because they are Star Trek fans... and just don't understand
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What is the one, single food that you would never give up?
KFC Chicken skins
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How do you know when God is talking to you?
When I tell you I am
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Scenario: you're playing Oregon Trail and you reach Green River. It's 40 feet deep at the deepest point. Do you ford it, or caulk the wagon and float across? Fording it will result in your death...but I mean, c'mon! You don't want to wimp out do you?
Use the jet pack...
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Why does my body itch so bad sometimes when i'm trying to sleep?
Taking long hot baths makes it worse... try taking short 15 minute baths once a day instead
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What is an unanswerable question?
what are you doing to the Presidents dog?
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How do you feel about 'Atheist missionaries' who aggressively try to convert religious people online to their non-beliefs?
knock knock... hello I would like to tell you that their is no word ;)
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Why doesn't Rowling write a sequel to Harry Potter in which Harry gets to finish his last year and graduate from Hogwarts? I know Harry missed half a year, but defeating Tom Riddle and saving the world should count as a semester of life experience!
maybe they will make a spin off....for T.V. like they did for every other Disney movie...and Star Wars
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How much does a master's degree cost?
$2000 or less if you go to a diploma mill
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Does anyone know of any college loans that I could take out without having good credit and/or a co-signer? I am a a full-time sophomore in college and need financial help beyond federal Stafford/Perkins loans. Please help!!
don't pay over 60% for a loan... its Illegal and called Usury
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I need as much help possible with university/college finances!
Could you help me with good scholarship(s) websites, that you know?
Thanks!!!
me too I found these under your question
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Is physics difficult?
yes.. because of the tedious boredom.... then finding out that everything you learned in K-12 is wrong in university...but by that time you would have gone crazy
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what is the name of the Simpsons episode in which Marge calls a creature an "Oggly Boogaly"... and can you show me a picture of the creature
The episode you are looking for is, The Bonfire of the Manatees. Season 17 – Episode 1. When Marge is inside a phone booth, there is a pounding on the glass. She turns around to see this. She screams out, “Aaah! An Oogly Boogly!” We pull back to see just how big it is.
Hopefully this is what you were looking for.
http://i.imgur.com/QvAkX.jpg
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Apparently there are some words that are off-limits to eveyone but the privileged few..."miracle" seems to be one of them. Why?
because the mental health professionals label people as nuts....
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Does money make you happy? is it neccessary to keep chasing more when you have enough to survive comfortably?
no... most stuff to buy is low-quality ... education makes me happy and family who love me does as well... but Having some money helps with some worries... but too much money makes more problems... thats why I live at home with family
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Mainstream Christians: Did minor prophets (such as Jonah) have any authority over those to whom they delivered their message?
no... er I watched the veggie tale episode with Jonah... he didn't have any power over the people he was giving messages from God to... but he did have respect and influence
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What's a good name for a new hot dog shop?
Wiener shack
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Why is there so many spam on Answerbag?
because it works for the spammers... on other sites it's deleted with in seconds...
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where YOU bullied in school??? and why?
yes.... I don't know why... But I out-grew them and beat them up... and was only heckled after that
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What is one area of life your parents didn't prepare you for at all?
How to balance work, play and sleep
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If Adolph Hitler was an atheist do you think WWII would have happened?
Didn't some people on T.V. say he was the Anti-Christ?
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How do you get little kids to stop playing knock a door run?
give them something better to do...unless they hate you then give them their ball back
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Atheism - Is it best defined as Lack of spiritual knowledge?
no
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Why people become atheists ??
Why they lose their believe in God?
I have faith that being an Atheist is the right way to go... also I don't want to be controlled by anyone else... "G"od or "g"od or priest or boss.
funny that the related questions are
hair loss treatment,
female hair loss,
hair loss products,
hair growth products,
shampoo for hair loss
maybe a bug in the system
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What race/ethnicity do I look like?
native american...metis
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What do you think about late at night, when you can't sleep?
if I ruined my life and what to do about it
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Do we have free speech or only free speech if no one is within earshot?
in earshot
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Wat can help me recall memories 2002?
See a doctor perhaps you have Alzheimer's... medication will help.
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Do athiests waste their life trying to disprove god? Or do good athiests go to athiest heaven?
we are not trying to disprove God .... we're trying to disprove trolls on AnswerBag and in real life... people don't like being bossed around...by people pretending to be religious and using the bible to control others...for personal profit and gain
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Why childrens do not have feelings for their parent as before?
because the other parent has cable t.v.
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How much did your cell phone cost?
$50 with a car charger and $25 phone card... with no need for a plan
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?
sorry for your loss... we all have our time to leave everyone... I hope your family can get the support it needs
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what would u do if u won the lotto?
I would cash in that free ticket...and give it away
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How can we take revenge on the verminous spammers on AB?
in order for them to make money they have to leave a contact email... I say spam it and spam it good... I did once ... it is difficult but you can leave comments on products and tell them to stop spamming Answerbag... what do you think about doing that?
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Does pointing out that an answer is spam do anything on answerbag?
it only erases the one message... you need to message the community leaders for action
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Do you watch TV alot?
yes... enough that most shows are repeats to me
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Which are the two most powerful words?
if and please
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What do you think George W. Bush is doing?
doing a book signing and being interviewed by Oprah
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What is your dream job?
Share your answer...
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Evidence will change an atheist mind.. But what can or what will change the mind of a religious fundamentalist?
having God say "I don't exist" should work
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Remember my memories of 2002?
You don't need order volunteers around... if you need something ask nicely or pay someone to answer your question
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What would you name our solar system?
sol or sector 00001
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Are psychologists considered to be in the health care field?
yes
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why do people always attack christianity ?,when jesus is only spreading love and peace.
you should watch a variety of channels for your news...people are always being sued by the Scientology movement
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When the Debt in the U.S. hits 1000 trillion what will the next big word for 1000 trillion be
how about Obamamillion
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How can I wage more effective Jihad against infidels?
just give them time and they will destroy themselves...trillion dollar debts... will do it
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Is Bill O'Reilly a psychopath? He can't let go and he never moves on. His whole life is personal vendettas and settling scores.
sounds like he is an actor getting paid for telling people what they want to hear.
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How can you tell when a banker is lying?
his lips are moving... or he wants you to sign something without reading it
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Does anyone agree that all Groceries stores has 70% unhealthy foods?
no its more like 95%...even the pepto bismal is expired
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Would it be possible to become obsessed with not becoming obsessed with anything?
yes.
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When was the last time you were in bits.com.?!
just now... I don't want to sell jewelery
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Should you spend every minute studying a subject you can't grasp or just give up and enjoy what life you have left?
Why can't you do both?
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What does the voice in your head sound like?
me it sounds like me... or Creflo Dollar
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HELP there's something flashing in my room,it flashes 8888888888888888
should i run?
walk slowly and reset the clock... unless its a bomb then you should go to the police bomb squad...
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What would make a person really not want to attend school?
not being taught at ones level... or interest... bullying from students staff and family
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Are you a church leader?
only in my mind
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How come god allowed incest in the old testament bible, if is a sin now?
the real question is why you put this in Business
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Can anyone tell me why people are so enveloped in polotics?
to get what they want
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US District Judge has overturned "Don't Ask, Don't Tell". Agree? Disagree?
yes I agree it happened
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Do You Agree With The Quote
wait didn't George Bush Jr. have children...he's pretty handicapped ... unless you saying that they are not his
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What is the very worst thing you can do in an interview?
accept the job
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Who is the wrost serial killer?
the national diabetes association...they have killed many cereals... especially the tasty sugary ones
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bath or shower
shower in the bath tub lying down with the lights off while listening to music
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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles eat a lot of pizza. Where do they get money to pay for it ?
credit or master splinter's nest egg before the mutation
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What attracts you to watch mutant zombie films?
http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://wastedseconds.com/wp-content/gallery/milla-jovovich/milla-jovovich-resident-evil.jpg&imgrefurl=http://wastedseconds.com/%3Fp%3D636&usg=__J5m7l0x3cahAESq85NfxC1qdDW4=&h=768&w=1024&sz=223&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=RFSTcaIxVgkiHM:&tbnh=143&tbnw=191&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dresident%2Bevil%2BMilla%2Bjovovich%26um%3...
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How do you keep a pumpkin from rotting so quickly after it's been carved?
shellacking works
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What's the other side of terrorism?
angry people lots of angry people
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What is the most ridiculous quote you have ever heard?
A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven.
Jean Chretien
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX6XMIldkRU
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What is the most ridiculous quote you have ever heard?
There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know.
Donald Rumsfeld
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtkUO8NpI84
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What is one thing that you absolutely cannot stand?
being forced to tell a lie... to protect myself... or Greens (olives, peppers onions),on a Pizza
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If a genie appeared to you, offering to grant one wish at the price of half your remaining lifespan, would you take his offer?
depend on the quality of the wish...if I can make the world (or my world) a significantly better place then maybe
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If you were a genie, and you offered to grant someone one wish, and they wish for infinite wishes, what would you do?
help them to find other Genies and get their wishes granted...
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Am I the only one that still uses VHS?
I use it to record and watch multiple shows.... and to record other shows that I want to watch later or again and again...
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Only need WOW gold now?
no... I need real money to buy WoW membership gold just wont cut it... but thanks for offering
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which is ur favourite colour?
Ha... your color scheme questions doesn't match your polls... so My favorite color is invisible
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What's an opinion or belief that you hold with which many people probably disagree?
that a miracle happened to me and I now trapped with the consequences... so its both a blessing and a curse
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Do you afraid of snake?
I've never eaten snakes so no... If they didn't have poison I would gladly play with them.. I'm a big man.
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In my upcoming fanfiction, there's a special Pokeball used to capture a Pokemon that's over 150 feet tall. What should I call it?
the really big ball trbb
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how can you tell if you have writing talent
write something and share it with a friend... and don't listen to the laughter. ... write if you enjoy it... thats the best way
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Madonna wants to adopt me. What should I do?
you should be glad is not woody allen
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Which nation has the most adults with the emotional level of a child?
toon-town
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Would you purchase a home that was reputed to be haunted?
sure ... it would give me someone to talk to
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What age should dads stop taking girls into the locker room with them?
when they either can change on their own or start asking too many questions
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If you could only eat one genre of food for the rest of your life (Mexican, Italian, etc.), what would it be?
Fast food
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If you could only eat one genre of food for the rest of your life (Mexican, Italian, etc.), what would it be?
Canadian... I gots to have my poutine
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You think dictatorship would be effective if there were a good dictator?
lets find out... everyone click on the like button...now
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HAVE YOU HAD IT UP TO YOUR NECK WITH THE CHILEAN MINERS ON TV
as compared to what... CNN rarely shows any original news anyway.... But I am sick of working with the satellite radio locked on Micheal Jackson...besides they are all going to write books and movies so its going to get worse...
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how can i become anorexic fast?!
eat a over ripe avocado.... that will stop you from enjoying food
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Am I really that lazy?
no your not lazy if you are doing do what you can... their are house husbands so you might meet the right person and clean their house.
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Who thinks americans are stoopid?
maybe you should stop watching Glenn Beck and Fox news
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Who really discovered America?
McDonald's
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What's the most random weapon you could use to protect yourself? (no guns, knifes, swords etc).
a bible... or a book on "Advanced Negotiations and Diplomacy"
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If you keep a candy bowl out for guest's - What do you put in it ?
It's different everyday and scattered around the apartment from cake to Tim Horton's
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Aside from Biblical proofs, this world has grown ever more against God especially churches,So May 21 Judgment Day can't be too soon right?
Maybe its God who will be judged
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When was the last time you felt as if your privacy had been violated?
when someone gave confidential medical information about me to someone else...in public for all to hear
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What is the biggest challenge today's teenagers have to face during those teen years?
dealing with the adults trying to solve their problems with the "parenting for dummies" books... when Its the adult being a jerk that needs to change
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Why are there so many people on here who are concerned about the beliefs of others?
to get points...and comments ... most of the time you can't get an answer to a question unless its charged with some form of emotion... I still waiting on my did tomahawk kill firestorm question
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Since the Facebook movie is so successful, when is the Facebook television, I mean streaming, show coming out?
right after the Bill Gates comedy hour
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Why do you think Jesus went back to Heaven rather than staying here on Earth?
because he just gotten wiped and crucified... I wouldn't come back to earth either
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what do you think the latest technology will be in the year 3000?
a better calendar system... or helium3 power plants from the moon
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Why does the sauce that comes with Chinese food smell so horrible but taste so darn good ! ?
ginger or soy or sweet and sour
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How do you deal with an annoying telemarketer?
pretend to have Alzheimer's... or try converting them.
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why don't you kill yourself, there's no reazon to live, we'll going to die anyway in 2012
Because I want to see the next "Harry Potter" movie... and I want to live to 2040 to read what secrets JFK had from that CIA sealed file
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Sec.C, Riverside Press-Enterprise..9/28/10.."Is society raising a generation of nitwits"? Well, are we?
heh you said Enterprise
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What do waiters do that annoy you as a patron?
when the host feels up my mom... then tries to give us free wine... and bitches at us when we don't take it... we complained and we were told that thats normal in Greek culture...well kicking people in the nuts is my culture should I be allowed to do that to him.
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if you could cause society to stand by and follow one saying what would it be?
don't listen to sayings
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Answerbag does not keep me logged in even though I checked the "remember me" at the login screen. Help!
it logs me out every time I go onto Fluther
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Where have you never been, but would really like to go?
NASA
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Can war bring peace?
you need live people for war... when everyones dead then peace will prevail ... except for the ants... they have war
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Which of the following cartoon dads is the best parent?
hank hill
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what do i need to do to run a group home for disabled adults
first aid... safe approved housing...maturity... special skills dependent on what dis-abilities are served.... community approval... and others
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What should I do in my college free time [lunch break]
eat lunch...and enjoy it slowly
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Did you ever read the "Choose your own adventure" books?
yes...i think the first one I read was "the cave of time"
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What is the worst possible answer to this question?
actually answering it
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If you had to carry a self-defence weapon , what would be your choice?
a lv 20 barbarian
or Xena
...
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What's the most Historical event since 2005?
I can't think of any...the I4 from apple?
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Katy Perry's duet with Elmo won't be sceened on tv due to her outfit, what do you think?
I want to play with her
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There is a scientific axiom that states. Never seek nor vent on a social network where you can't actually punch someone in the face. true?
the walls always available
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what should you have accomplished by age 30???
being 29
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What jobs can I get with a Master of Public Administration degree
government administrator... clerk jobs... management of cities... elected officials...head of a charity ect
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what are computer skills exactly?
typing...using operating systems... word perfect...and other important functions of a computer... like using the fax and photo-copier ect
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Too much dependency on technology?..??
Aren't we turning into semi-robots? Have you ever thought of getting rid of it?
yes... er no... No don't ...arrrgggg.... "Destroy all humans"....nooo...............................................................................................................................................
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In which type of society would Anarchism actually work?
society means group... their are groups of Anarchists... usually in protests they function... but ideally the numbers should be as the inverse of the members ego's...now what about a group of narcissists? give and take is necessary so pure anything wouldn't work you would need some degree of neutrality to function
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If you were forced to get a tattoo on your butt, what would it be/say?
don't tread on me
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Do you believe that Greek Gods might actually exist and are just hiding/resting right now?
I'm not hiding I'm just living with my mom
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Do you recollect the moral science lessons that you have learnt in school ….
what moral science lessons?
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Who is your all-time least favorite fictional character? Why?
chef from south-park
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What is there not enough of in the world?
answers
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What word do you spell wrong over and over and over?
their and there
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What is a good way to recall 1996?
Yoda warned against looking into the past... but if your determined Google 1996 look at someones diary or photo-album and ask if your in it.
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Who is your favorite wrestler? Past or Present
"The Ultimate Warrior"!!!
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I am writing a 10 page research paper on Pokemon. What should be my focus?
your focus could be on how or why adults write papers on children's cartoons
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Whats the longest amount of time you have played with your Wii?
you'll go blind if you play with your wii too much...er I've never played wii but I've watched the punch out play through all the way in one sitting
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who do you think would have the better chance of killing an exact clone of superman? superman himself or batman, or another JLU member
none ... they don't kill... maybe the Justice lords from the alt earth
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What in your own words are the guiding principles of a conservative. Identify yourself afterwards as a liberal or conservative.
obeying the law... order...tradition... I'm a moderate
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Why is Christianity dying in Europe and Islam thriving?
Maybe European's are tired of having their children molested...I haven't heard of any other religion molesting children... has anyone?
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So what do you think--Hilary for president in 2012?
I'm afraid that Obama will have to step aside for that to happen...instead try Hilliary for pres in 2016 .. with Oprah as VP
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Why is it legal for actors to impersonate police on hidden camera shows?
I think they ask permission first
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If you were a teacher, what subject would you like to teach?
science
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How would you react if your teen son under age 18 had an orgy with several girls and got all of them pregnant?
he would be in guiness world records because their is a limit to how many times a day that a man "can reload and fire"...he could sell his story for the maintenance.
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In a zombie movie, what do the zombies represent to you?
stoner's...with the munchies
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Would you want God's job?
I would like his bosses job...
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Do any major holidays happen in August?
Ramadan?
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What's your favorite Richard Pryor & Steve Martin movie?
millions and the three amigos
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Why do people pick on child molesters? I would feel more threatened living next to a murderer than a child molester.
unless your a child..or have one
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a good comback for make me?(ex. shut up "make me")
o.k. whats your blood type...? to tell the doctors when they want to put you back together
or what do you want on your tombstone?
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What is something you can say to a prank caller?
your call important to us... remember your being charged $10 a minute
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what sport has for letters and begins with a T?
T-ball
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How many dimensions do you believe there are? and why?
11 or 10 because the physicists said so
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What does the number 54 mean biblically?
which religion?
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Why would anyone think that it is unreasonable to doubt that any God exists?
Is it unreasonable to doubt that I am God?...why and why not?
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Shouldn't this site be called the Atheist/ republican hate bag?
yes... go to http://www.fluther.com/
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I'm getting a small heart with wings tattooed on me, where is a good place to put it?
on the wall
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what is a possible useful thing to do on your computer when your Internet is down?
stare at the screen ... or play old games like Civ 2, Baldur's gate or write something on word
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What is the lowest speed that light has been made to travel at under laboratory conditions?
I love this question I hope you get a good answer....I'm interested in it too....my guess is 0
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where is your brain now? (be creative)
poly-morphed into my colon to protect from the brain eating Mind-Flayers
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I need some sort of support for my decision?
what kind of support?... for what decision?
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Which NON LIVING THING could have been your best friend ?
the mother from Psycho
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favourite era?
this one
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Riddle! a man walks into a room and looks at a picture on the wall and says brothers and sisters i have none but that mans father is my fathers son. who is the man in the picture?
he's in the wrong house
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Do you honestly think that high school drop out are worthless?
No... but they might be scrubbing toilets from know on until they can start a business or until they get a break.
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What do you want in a game?
a D&D RPG where you play as a child at lv0 goal is to make it to lv1 and fight one goblin and pick a class and stats
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Do librarians judge people for the books that they take out of the library?
only if your interested in dating one of them
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If you had to carry a self-defence weapon , what would be your choice?
a fart gun
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What is the value of having coherent beliefs about higher purpose, the meaning of life, and the meaning of the universe?
sometimes a good lie is as good as a bad truth
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How do I change my AB password?
try the "lost password"
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How do I change my AB password?
try the "lost password" command at start up
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You and I travel to the beat of a different drum...so who should change their drum?
I lost my drum years ago... can I borrow yours?
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the people really adjusted well to the horror mess that was approaching many years ago when there was still a preponderance of prudish
I don't understand your question... Could you give more details
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If Cigarettes are so DEADLY and KILL so many people,,, why are they still LEGAL?
If you ban something then you can't regulate it
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What is your favorite fish(pet not food)
Siamese fighting fish
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Do YOU think going to college is necessary?
If you can hire yourself in the field your in then its not a waste...but If your going to college for the money then your not going to go far if you don't have the training to be rich...at least take one course so that you can realize that people with degrees are not better or smarter than anyone else... and thereby you don't get intimidated when someone brags about having a degree... most...
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What would you NOT major in at university or college?
economics... two courses are enough for me to realize its all made up
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What would you do if your brother was mentaly instable?
whats "in"stable... I know what unstable is ... I guess I would accept his life in the barn... get it "in" "stable"
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What was the last thing you dropped or spilled on your keyboard?
a sneeze
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What height is too tall for a women?
I actually like tall women... But I've never found one who is single... I'm 6' 5" ... I've dated shorter women and I usually clip her with my collar-bone when hugging or dancing
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Why is is that some people still think MJ is alive?
its like elvis all over again ... I wonder if we are going to get MJ impersonators
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Can you name someone Stewie Griffin has killed on Family Guy?
the guy on the cell phone on the elevator
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Why do so many people of religion find atheism a difficult concept to accept?
because it makes them doubt their own religion
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which super power u want to have with out letting other people know abt it?
the power to make people spell properly
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Mr. Towelly is looking to get "high" will you buy him a bag of weed?
C'mon, you know you want too. After all he's done for you!
I thought he got clean and sober in the last episode
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Does a bad handwriting indicate a secretive person?
I have bad handwriting... and I blab everything to everyone...
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Please professionally research: Do the majority of people dream in color or black and white?
I dream in bed..in colour
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If british people call shopping carts trolleys what do they call an actual trolley that you ride in?
LRT
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"foolish scholars, illiterate sages, wise children." Ever encounter any ? share please
there are plenty in university and church
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Do you think Atheists are just Anti-Christian?
its self-defense
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Does anyone remember a tv series about environmental activists and their fight to save a load of trees, focussed on a boy and a girl
Captain Planet?
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What is the worst, most dangerous flaw humans possess and if given the power, which one would you eliminate?
baad spellling
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If you where a super villain how would you destroy the world or take it over ?
I'd purchas the world with all of my Ab points
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Is Jem truly outrageous? Truly, truly, truly outrageous?
no..sadly she isn't
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Are there any Computer Science jobs that don't just involve sitting in a cubicle writing code all day long?
the best go to google... people like it there
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Hi, I've completed B.Sc and have applied for a clerk job in a bank. Can I become an officer (let's say something near to Branch Manager).
B.Sc is a Science degree isn't it... I have years of B.A. and I can't even become a teller... If you want to work for a bank get a Bach. Comm ... but bank jobs go to friends/family and the good looking...best to spritz up your wardrobe... or marry into a bank family
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What are the worst movies you ever saw that people should avoid and not waste their time viewing?
Superman 4
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Why are there so many atheist on answerbag? Ive never seen so much in my life!
Its safer to be an open Atheist on AnswerBag... It's were I started to really open up
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What is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen anyone do in public?
serve spolied food at a resturant
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What makes the human race so arrogant?
our insecurities
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Atheists, non-believers, etc..If your child wanted to go to Church on their own, their own choice, would you encourage or discourage them?
Depends on the church... I would like to go to it first... like as if a parent would like to have his daughter's B/F over for dinner first...I would have to trust the church first...but I don't have children yet and I would hope I do what I belive is right... as long as the church is not a cult then I shouldn't have any problems with it
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Why did Santa Clause choose the North Pole instead of the South Pole?
how do you know he didn't... maybe he's got a base on antaritica too ...
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me and my BF of 5yrs decided that we wanted a baby now that im 2MONTHS pregnant he wants me to get an abortion now im confused I NEED HELP?
sounds like he's scared... maybe he doesn't want to pay maintence or support the child and you...maybe you should have gotten married before you decided to have a child...he might change his mind after a few years...its your choice.
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which country will be in end of the world?
antartica...or the new moon/mars colony
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is there a metal stronger than titanium, or tungsten?
adamantium...but its not real..so depleted uranium...they put it in tanks
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What is the point of remaining a virgin before marriage?
so neither husband or wife know how bad relatively they are in bed
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Why do people call him malfoy when his name is draco and his fathers name is lucious?
draco malfoy... malfoy is his last name
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What's Bastille Day?
the Bastille is a prison from the 17 or so centuary...during the french revolution citizens stormed it and let some of the prisioners go... I think they killed some too
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if I break a 800mg ibuprofen in half does that mean I'm taking 400mg?
not always... it depends if the tablet is spread evenly inside...usualy the tablet will be scored if you can spilt it...otherwise one dose might be filler and the other half medication
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What is your best uplifting methods of getting through the horrible gloom of winter??
AnswerBag with take-out
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Do people really need to look at a deceased person in a casket? Wouldn't a nice collection of photographs while they were alive be more suitable?
to make sure that the person is realy dead
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How did we discover that cows are milkable?
People saw calves drinking milk... then they looked at human women breastfeeding babies... then they looked back at the cow then they looked at the women...the first guy must have been called a nut for trying .... but without nut's we wouldn't have advanced so far.
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What were the circumstances leading to the outbreak of revolutionary protest in France?
poverty... and debt
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Why children Don't Obey Elders?????
because they don't trust them
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WHy do people like universities better than college ? (I hate uni's cause of the cheerho's and jocks and dumb frats.)
we don't have those in Canada .... Come to Canada with a student visa...
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Should general education classes be required in universities?
some people aren't good at everything.... leave the general education to the gifted and undecided
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If i say... commited a fellony.... say manslaughter?... how would I go about fleeing the country? Hurry, please.
manslaughter sometimes has less years in prison... but running from the law is more... serve your time ... get off with good behavior... go on parole... then get a pardon in 5 years
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Do they sell Monster High dolls at Target or Walmart?
This question gets asked every day... Is it you... why not just phone the stores yourself or go online...
P.S. I would love to have some monster sized pokemon...like a big Jigglypuff
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Do you have a chance of getting into any good California universities?
their are good universities in CaliForina?
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My hamster keeps chewing at his cage. Is that a good thing?
freedom
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We have a RCa 20v500t television. It now has a green screen with faint picture, but full sound. What could be causing this?
the tube needs replacing... I sure hope your warrenty is still good
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if you could speak to santa,what would you ask him?
if he's lactose intolerant... and if he needs any help
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does milk make you tall? if so how much milk should u drink? what kind of food should u eat to get tall then?
I'm 6'5" and I'm the tallest member of my family (they are tall too)... I ate eggs toast and milk for breakfast... fruit and sandwiches for lunch... home made beef stew (as much as I wanted) for supper and sardines or oysters for midnight snack.... all during my growth spurt...which started when I was 11 ... but geneticaly you can't get taller than a certain amount.
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whats a website that tells you how many carbs you should eat a day.
http://walking.about.com/cs/calories/l/blcalcalc.htm
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what workouts can i do to get my pects better
push-ups... with increasing weight on your back
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What would be the first thing you would do if you won 1 million dollars on Deal Or No Deal?
fist-bump howie mandel
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What is an indoor plant that I can buy to
make a room nice with NO sunlight but an open window ?
mushrooms....and maybe a corn plant
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Has anyone noticed that the so-called long lasting fluorescent lightbulbs don't last much longer than the original ones?
I noticed... now they invented LED lights that are supposed to last 30 longer...lets hope so
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What's the strangest thing you've had to avoid hitting when you were driving?
my driving instuctor
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My new favorite word is "dimwit". What is your favorite word?
Coprolalia
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What are your favorite ingredients to put in a omelette?
eggs and butter...bacon...and tomato
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If God exists was his act of creation itself the cause of imperfections and evil?
evil promotes and enourages growth...God wants to create something bigger than himself
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According to the Dungeon Masters guide for 2 or 3rd edition what happens when wisdom or Chrasimsa reaches 0. Whats the sentence in the book.
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Ability_Score_Loss
Ability Score Loss (Su)
Some attacks reduce the opponent’s score in one or more abilities. This loss can be temporary (ability damage) or permanent (ability drain).
While any loss is debilitating, losing all points in an ability score can be devastating.
Strength 0 means that the character cannot move at all. He lies helpless on the...
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I'm broke. what should i do
move back in with family
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Do you lust are you aware that it is a sin
bad grammar apparently isn't
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Can you train a pigeon to be a suicide bomber?
wouldn't the homing pigeons fly home and blow up the wrong side?
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