Answerbag: Alias xsicajess's answers

Answer to Isn't Orlando Bloom just gorgeous?

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 14:03:42 -0800

Isn't Orlando Bloom just gorgeous?

Depends on how the sweat glistens all over his body while doing my chore list : )

Answer to Who is hotter Kristin Kreuk or Mila Kunis?

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 14:02:37 -0800

Who is hotter Kristin Kreuk or Mila Kunis?

Mila cause she is funny, and pretty

Answer to What are the bets pets? dogs or cats?

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 14:00:07 -0800

What are the bets pets? dogs or cats?

Other peoples pets.... cause you get to enjoy them, and leave them kind of like strippers

Answer to was it my fault

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 13:58:45 -0800

was it my fault

Not if you acted alone since some things take two : )

Answer to I think my wife is suffering from depression

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 13:57:15 -0800

I think my wife is suffering from depression

Surprise date... I don't know what your working with, but take a shower, pick her an outfit, and step out like you hopefully used to

Answer to What kind of plants do you like?

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 13:54:50 -0800

What kind of plants do you like?

Free ones with no thorns or prickles

Answer to Are those Klingons around Uranus?

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:37:55 -0800

Are those Klingons around Uranus?

There were a few on my dogs bum, but I trimmed them away.

Answer to how to work for broke straight boys

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:33:30 -0800

how to work for broke straight boys

Are you into guys, and want to spend money?

Answer to Has anyone ever been jumped and/or sacrificed to Lucifer at a Weezer concert?

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:31:10 -0800

Has anyone ever been jumped and/or sacrificed to Lucifer at a Weezer concert?

I did get jumped in a mosh pit at Edgefest, but alas to be a sacrifice is still on my to don't do list : P

Answer to At what store would you most prefer to shop at?

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:25:32 -0800

At what store would you most prefer to shop at?

I love me some Hobby Lobby

Answer to Is it possible to build muscles under fat?

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:21:39 -0800

Is it possible to build muscles under fat?

Sure, its called heavy petting : )

Answer to Can I walk on your grass?

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:43:26 -0800

Can I walk on your grass?

sure, but it is like hop scotch.... hop patch to patch : )

Answer to How do I search for members?

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:39:43 -0800

How do I search for members?

Very carefully I once got lost in a pair of pants

Answer to How do you tell a person you havn't slept with yet that it's not th right time of the month for sex?

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:38:01 -0800

How do you tell a person you havn't slept with yet that it's not th right time of the month for sex?

Say your planning something special, and you wont be ready till next week

Answer to If you are dating should you french kiss everytime you say goodbye? or just a simple quick kiss?

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:36:23 -0800

If you are dating should you french kiss everytime you say goodbye? or just a simple quick kiss?

I prefer a peck... I don't care much for swapping spit

Answer to I am 13 years old and Asian. I really like this nice-looking white girl. However, I do not know whether white girls would like Asian people.

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:34:15 -0800

I am 13 years old and Asian. I really like this nice-looking white girl. However, I do not know whether white girls would like Asian people.

Just sheath your samurai sword, and all will like you

Answer to If your toes look blue and feel like they are burning, what does that mean?

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:32:25 -0800

If your toes look blue and feel like they are burning, what does that mean?

The elastic in your underwear is too knew, and choking the circulation from your lower half

Answer to What should I teach my bird to sing?

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:31:01 -0800

What should I teach my bird to sing?

My Cherona

Answer to Well my girlfreind partied last weekend and there are rumors saying she slept with someone, should i listen?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 16:49:27 -0800

Well my girlfreind partied last weekend and there are rumors saying she slept with someone, should i listen?

Sure, but pick, and choose All things come to the surface sometimes sooner than later

Answer to Do either of your parents have bizarre obsessions, if so what? My dad is obsessed with Nostradomus and my mother is a radical catholic.

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 16:46:09 -0800

Do either of your parents have bizarre obsessions, if so what? My dad is obsessed with Nostradomus and my mother is a radical catholic.

My mom is a nick-knack, and wall decoration fanatic... All just dust collectors to me. My dad is all about machines... automobiles to getting an old tractor running.

Answer to What kind of questions do you find to be the most rude and/or inappropriate?

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 16:42:43 -0800

What kind of questions do you find to be the most rude and/or inappropriate?

Are you pregnant?, when somebody has a poochy belly doesnt go over well.

Answer to I say jump, you say ______ ? (Please have fun and use as many words as needed.)

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 10:04:53 -0800

I say jump, you say ______ ? (Please have fun and use as many words as needed.)

now?

Answer to Can you finish this sectence?: Hey you! Stay away from _______!

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 09:56:54 -0800

Can you finish this sectence?: Hey you! Stay away from _______!

MY CHEEZY POOFS

Answer to When you were a kid. Was there A Thing in Grandma's house that you still remember?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:38:28 -0800

When you were a kid. Was there A Thing in Grandma's house that you still remember?

My brother wearing Strawberry Shortcake pajamas from grandma... tee hee

Answer to Would you know what light is if there was no darkenss?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:30:09 -0800

Would you know what light is if there was no darkenss?

Nope, but it wold be awesome cause I am sleepy

Answer to When did you last wear something blue?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:39:07 -0800

When did you last wear something blue?

Today, cause my laundry detergent stained my undies

Answer to What does a cat usually think about?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:36:52 -0800

What does a cat usually think about?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZ.... WTF, ah human **Liick, sniff.... hmmm my tail... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

Answer to You are allowed one topping or mix with your ice cream. What will it be?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:35:32 -0800

You are allowed one topping or mix with your ice cream. What will it be?

Hot White Chocolate

Answer to How high can hamsters jump?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:34:58 -0800

How high can hamsters jump?

Three inches when I tried to catch it... my shoe didnt miss : (

Answer to What is the meaning of your relationship with your significant other?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:49:12 -0800

What is the meaning of your relationship with your significant other?

Symbiotic... till February, cant drag this to or thru V-Day

Answer to How close did the US come to capturing Osama Bin Laden in 2001?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:46:24 -0800

How close did the US come to capturing Osama Bin Laden in 2001?

U.S. knew what cave, but Bush didn't want to Git-R-Done

Answer to Do you have a hard time deciding what to prepare for dinner?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:41:14 -0800

Do you have a hard time deciding what to prepare for dinner?

Nope, cause I tell my chef boyfriend what I got to work with, and then I wait playing on AB : )

Answer to Why wont my dog stop barking, he stands 5 feet away from me and barks for no apparent reason, hes not on a chain or anything.

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:39:35 -0800

Why wont my dog stop barking, he stands 5 feet away from me and barks for no apparent reason, hes not on a chain or anything.

I have had that but it was me doing the barking, and it was just because I wanted to be chased

Answer to Why don't wishes come true

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:36:12 -0800

Why don't wishes come true

They come true, but just not like you hope... I learned from wishing on the "Monkey's Paw" I found in an antique store...

Answer to Does the Ask a Question button take you to a random question?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:32:13 -0800

Does the Ask a Question button take you to a random question?

No, but sometimes I find a Leprechaun in my bedroom

Answer to What are the blue beads that float inside the Bath & Body Works hand sanitizer gels? (or similar gels)

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:30:40 -0800

What are the blue beads that float inside the Bath & Body Works hand sanitizer gels? (or similar gels)

I like to think it is dots of fun... like Tapioca pudding : )

Answer to Would you admit to not wanting to see the movie Precious?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:30:02 -0800

Would you admit to not wanting to see the movie Precious?

Not for me, but then again I never saw "Dream Girls" either... my mom will see, and tell me allll about it

Answer to What are the risks and benefits of surgery for mental health issues?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:26:57 -0800

What are the risks and benefits of surgery for mental health issues?

People with body dysphoria only jack them selves up through surgery... http://www.askmen.com/sports/bodybuilding_150/190_fitness_tip.html

Answer to True or False? You owned a beeper prior to owning a mobile phone.

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:23:39 -0800

True or False? You owned a beeper prior to owning a mobile phone.

False, but I did have to baby sit it while on standby back in the day for work

Answer to What do you think about stumbleupon.com? I'm obsessed.

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:19:37 -0800

What do you think about stumbleupon.com? I'm obsessed.

I tried, and stumbled... all and each to their own : )

Answer to What is your favourite breed of dog?

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:16:04 -0800

What is your favourite breed of dog?

Mine... any pup/dog that needs my home... I tell my girl we don't pick a dog, because we help the one who needs us most

Answer to WHITE PEOPLE,do you find it racist when a person of a different race calls you a cracker?and if so does it upset you in any way?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:18:50 -0800

WHITE PEOPLE,do you find it racist when a person of a different race calls you a cracker?and if so does it upset you in any way?

Hells yeah, cause there better be cheese, and wine followed with that statment

Answer to Have you ever laid your own carpet?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:16:34 -0800

Have you ever laid your own carpet?

Yes, but it was temporary cause I was deployed living in a tent

Answer to Do you buy your eggs in styrofoam or cardboard cartons?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:59:15 -0800

Do you buy your eggs in styrofoam or cardboard cartons?

Neither fresh from the feathered ass

Answer to What does it mean when my boyfriend of a year and a half started to check dating sites?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:57:02 -0800

What does it mean when my boyfriend of a year and a half started to check dating sites?

either he is super honest, you had passwords to everything, or you are an awesome detective!

Answer to What is the name of my future wife? what will be of my career that lies ahead? will my band get famous?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:53:37 -0800

What is the name of my future wife? what will be of my career that lies ahead? will my band get famous?

Sarah (Spelling to be adjusted), Long hard struggles, and everyone's idea of famous differs... local, city, national, or local pub : )

Answer to Are you snacking on something while browsing AB? What are you eating?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:45:29 -0800

Are you snacking on something while browsing AB? What are you eating?

Floaties.... in my wine

Answer to What is your zombie survival plan?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:23:44 -0800

What is your zombie survival plan?

Lots of make-up, and tuna body spray

Answer to Can you name a TV program?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:10:42 -0800

Can you name a TV program?

CSI!!

Answer to What is the best compliment that you can give a man?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:09:27 -0800

What is the best compliment that you can give a man?

Ur the strongest ever to open my pickle jar

Answer to Women, what makes you horny?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:06:10 -0800

Women, what makes you horny?

AB Users with "G" in there username

Answer to Do you think I could make 300 points today?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:01:47 -0800

Do you think I could make 300 points today?

Yes, but which game qualifies? I rock the "Bubble Shooter"

Answer to Is life a Choice or a Responsibility?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:00:33 -0800

Is life a Choice or a Responsibility?

Personal choice, and life long responsibility

Answer to Where is Scottish politics and where is it going?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:59:09 -0800

Where is Scottish politics and where is it going?

In a pint, and up the kilt?

Answer to Sex is best when _______?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:57:06 -0800

Sex is best when _______?

I am alone?

Answer to Sarcasm is for..... ____________________.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:56:23 -0800

Sarcasm is for..... ____________________.

Ron Burgundy?

Answer to What makes a man a jerk? What qualities?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:55:55 -0800

What makes a man a jerk? What qualities?

Marries, and treats me wrong is a starter : )

Answer to Have you ever farted while kissing or having sex without the other person knowing? Is it the ultimite betrayal?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:28:09 -0800

Have you ever farted while kissing or having sex without the other person knowing? Is it the ultimite betrayal?

Yes, but shit happens

Answer to If Jeff can water 23 plants in 45 minutes, how many plants he can water in 6.5 hours?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:07:54 -0800

If Jeff can water 23 plants in 45 minutes, how many plants he can water in 6.5 hours?

Is using his own bladder an option?

Answer to Have you ever made large ice cubes for your drinks?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:06:06 -0800

Have you ever made large ice cubes for your drinks?

Yes, but after my friends left they turned yellow

Answer to What does your shirt say right now?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:04:31 -0800

What does your shirt say right now?

Keep Clovis Beautiful

Answer to May I go now?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:04:11 -0800

May I go now?

Sure, but you cant pass go, and collect 200 dollars

Answer to What have you given up on?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:03:39 -0800

What have you given up on?

x-hubby/baby daddy

Answer to So many _________, such little time.

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:03:16 -0800

So many _________, such little time.

calories

Answer to What is your favorite thing to have with ice?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:14:57 -0800

What is your favorite thing to have with ice?

Summer

Answer to In your opinion, are people basically honest or dishonest?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:02:25 -0800

In your opinion, are people basically honest or dishonest?

dishonest, and filthy

Answer to What can you tell me about the Iraqi people?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:43:23 -0800

What can you tell me about the Iraqi people?

I was told they think dogs are unclean

Answer to What is the best defense in a street fight?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:31:18 -0800

What is the best defense in a street fight?

A sports cup, and mouth guard

Answer to Has God corrupted thy seed and spread dung upon thy face?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:27:32 -0800

Has God corrupted thy seed and spread dung upon thy face?

Not today, but get with me Tuesday

Answer to How would you describe your role in life in four words or less?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:25:41 -0800

How would you describe your role in life in four words or less?

Taking care of Serena

Answer to Do you like gingerbread?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:21:15 -0800

Do you like gingerbread?

Yes, just let me know when the batch is ready!!

Answer to My girlfriend needs an enema due to constipation. How should she lay? Would it hurt her to lay on her back with her legs over her head? Also, if this doesn't help her, should she get a shot in her rectum? Her anus temp is 37.9.

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:20:12 -0800

My girlfriend needs an enema due to constipation. How should she lay? Would it hurt her to lay on her back with her legs over her head? Also, if this doesn't help her, should she get a shot in her rectum? Her anus temp is 37.9.

LOL, anus temp!!!

Answer to What's the most impressive view you've seen in person?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:19:19 -0800

What's the most impressive view you've seen in person?

The size of my tip when they left

Answer to Is your avatar a picture of you?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:03:56 -0800

Is your avatar a picture of you?

ME!

Answer to What are signs that the zombie apocalypse hasn't started yet?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:00:38 -0800

What are signs that the zombie apocalypse hasn't started yet?

My mom exes are still where I buried them

Answer to Don't you just hate the woman who don't need no man to give her satisfaction? :)

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:53:22 -0800

Don't you just hate the woman who don't need no man to give her satisfaction? :)

I hate chicks who don't exist unless they are a parasite on a man

Answer to Should you ever drink wine with ice cubes?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:50:52 -0800

Should you ever drink wine with ice cubes?

Only if it is hot and your already plowed

Answer to What is a quality that you posess that makes you seem unique and strong amongst your friends?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:48:57 -0800

What is a quality that you posess that makes you seem unique and strong amongst your friends?

My ability to escape predators

Answer to Do you go on dates?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:33:44 -0800

Do you go on dates?

Yes, but not with my real name, hair, teeth, or pantie size

Answer to Is online dating a scam,i get hundreds of hits but no phone numbers,or calls

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:32:31 -0800

Is online dating a scam,i get hundreds of hits but no phone numbers,or calls

I think you have text for awhile

Answer to Have you ever "fallen in love" with someone over the internet?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:29:08 -0800

Have you ever "fallen in love" with someone over the internet?

No, but I have rubbed a few out

Answer to I am convinced I have been cursed by a witch, what should I do?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:28:27 -0800

I am convinced I have been cursed by a witch, what should I do?

pee on her familiar

Answer to Are alcoholics more likely to be violent?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:27:30 -0800

Are alcoholics more likely to be violent?

Hell yeah, if you drink the last beer

Answer to Why does the doctor look down your underwear when you go for your regular check-up?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:25:40 -0800

Why does the doctor look down your underwear when you go for your regular check-up?

checking for bruises

Answer to How do you think a concerned airline passenger would complete this sentence? "I don't have much faith in this airline. I just saw the pilot put a(n) ____________ in his pocket."

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:24:12 -0800

How do you think a concerned airline passenger would complete this sentence? "I don't have much faith in this airline. I just saw the pilot put a(n) ____________ in his pocket."

string of anal beads

Answer to Im proud to have_______?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:22:03 -0800

Im proud to have_______?

anal?

Answer to How do you get cheese in a cube form?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:20:49 -0800

How do you get cheese in a cube form?

Tell a girlfriend, "I got the wine, you bring the cheese cubes"

Answer to Do you find Natalie Portman attractive?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:18:57 -0800

Do you find Natalie Portman attractive?

To an extent, but I think people who pay for dinner as hot!

Answer to I am turning 15 in 19 days im a guy what should i get? PLESAE HELP ME

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:17:19 -0800

I am turning 15 in 19 days im a guy what should i get? PLESAE HELP ME

Vah Jay Jay is nice

Answer to What's your favorite thing to put on a cracker?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:16:28 -0800

What's your favorite thing to put on a cracker?

garlic, and herb spread

Answer to Are you afraid of snowmen?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:14:46 -0800

Are you afraid of snowmen?

Not since I got my battery powered hair dryer

Answer to Does she like mne if I wear womans lingerie evewn though I am hetrosexual and am not gay?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:13:26 -0800

Does she like mne if I wear womans lingerie evewn though I am hetrosexual and am not gay?

Hmmm, If she doesn't run out laughing, and texting what you did I would say its a "Go!"

Answer to Can opposites really attract?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:11:32 -0800

Can opposites really attract?

Sure, but when they react catch it for UTUBE

Answer to Would you kiss a hot stranger?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:10:46 -0800

Would you kiss a hot stranger?

Not any more Herpes killed my spontaneity...jokin, but still noper

Answer to Do doctors ever do the prostate exam with the guy on his back with his feet in stirrups? I have a female doctor and well, would it be weird if I asked?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:08:33 -0800

Do doctors ever do the prostate exam with the guy on his back with his feet in stirrups? I have a female doctor and well, would it be weird if I asked?

I seen on Law and Order a doc milking boys prostates/molesting them... So I guess it is possible even though the stories aren't factual

Answer to What needs to be wiped clean?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:06:26 -0800

What needs to be wiped clean?

My dogs ass in hopes he will stop dragging, and licking it

Answer to How old is when they say your as old as what you feel

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:04:47 -0800

How old is when they say your as old as what you feel

12, and waiting for my baby fat to find its place : )

Answer to Can i have just one of your french fries?

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:03:31 -0800

Can i have just one of your french fries?

after I have eaten my fill.... yes

Answer to I wish I never had_____(fill in the blank)

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:50:56 -0800

I wish I never had_____(fill in the blank)

put Mentholatum on my cats ass

Answer to Why do you think the American Moslim soldier turned his gun onto his comrades?

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:01:09 -0800

Why do you think the American Moslim soldier turned his gun onto his comrades?

Cause he is SELFISH