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Isn't Orlando Bloom just gorgeous? Depends on how the sweat glistens all over his body while doing my chore list : )

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Who is hotter Kristin Kreuk or Mila Kunis? Mila cause she is funny, and pretty

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What are the bets pets? dogs or cats? Other peoples pets.... cause you get to enjoy them, and leave them kind of like strippers

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was it my fault Not if you acted alone since some things take two : )

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I think my wife is suffering from depression Surprise date... I don't know what your working with, but take a shower, pick her an outfit, and step out like you hopefully used to

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What kind of plants do you like? Free ones with no thorns or prickles

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Are those Klingons around Uranus? There were a few on my dogs bum, but I trimmed them away.

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how to work for broke straight boys Are you into guys, and want to spend money?

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Has anyone ever been jumped and/or sacrificed to Lucifer at a Weezer concert? I did get jumped in a mosh pit at Edgefest, but alas to be a sacrifice is still on my to don't do list : P

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At what store would you most prefer to shop at? I love me some Hobby Lobby

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Is it possible to build muscles under fat? Sure, its called heavy petting : )

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Can I walk on your grass? sure, but it is like hop scotch.... hop patch to patch : )

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How do I search for members? Very carefully I once got lost in a pair of pants

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How do you tell a person you havn't slept with yet that it's not th right time of the month for sex? Say your planning something special, and you wont be ready till next week

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If you are dating should you french kiss everytime you say goodbye? or just a simple quick kiss? I prefer a peck... I don't care much for swapping spit

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I am 13 years old and Asian. I really like this nice-looking white girl. However, I do not know whether white girls would like Asian people. Just sheath your samurai sword, and all will like you

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If your toes look blue and feel like they are burning, what does that mean? The elastic in your underwear is too knew, and choking the circulation from your lower half

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What should I teach my bird to sing? My Cherona

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Well my girlfreind partied last weekend and there are rumors saying she slept with someone, should i listen? Sure, but pick, and choose All things come to the surface sometimes sooner than later

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Do either of your parents have bizarre obsessions, if so what? My dad is obsessed with Nostradomus and my mother is a radical catholic. My mom is a nick-knack, and wall decoration fanatic... All just dust collectors to me. My dad is all about machines... automobiles to getting an old tractor running.

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What kind of questions do you find to be the most rude and/or inappropriate? Are you pregnant?, when somebody has a poochy belly doesnt go over well.

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I say jump, you say ______ ? (Please have fun and use as many words as needed.) now?

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Can you finish this sectence?: Hey you! Stay away from _______! MY CHEEZY POOFS

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When you were a kid. Was there A Thing in Grandma's house that you still remember? My brother wearing Strawberry Shortcake pajamas from grandma... tee hee

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Would you know what light is if there was no darkenss? Nope, but it wold be awesome cause I am sleepy

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When did you last wear something blue? Today, cause my laundry detergent stained my undies

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What does a cat usually think about? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZ.... WTF, ah human **Liick, sniff.... hmmm my tail... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

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You are allowed one topping or mix with your ice cream. What will it be? Hot White Chocolate

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How high can hamsters jump? Three inches when I tried to catch it... my shoe didnt miss : (

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What is the meaning of your relationship with your significant other? Symbiotic... till February, cant drag this to or thru V-Day

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How close did the US come to capturing Osama Bin Laden in 2001? U.S. knew what cave, but Bush didn't want to Git-R-Done

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Do you have a hard time deciding what to prepare for dinner? Nope, cause I tell my chef boyfriend what I got to work with, and then I wait playing on AB : )

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Why wont my dog stop barking, he stands 5 feet away from me and barks for no apparent reason, hes not on a chain or anything. I have had that but it was me doing the barking, and it was just because I wanted to be chased

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Why don't wishes come true They come true, but just not like you hope... I learned from wishing on the "Monkey's Paw" I found in an antique store...

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Does the Ask a Question button take you to a random question? No, but sometimes I find a Leprechaun in my bedroom

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What are the blue beads that float inside the Bath & Body Works hand sanitizer gels? (or similar gels) I like to think it is dots of fun... like Tapioca pudding : )

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Would you admit to not wanting to see the movie Precious? Not for me, but then again I never saw "Dream Girls" either... my mom will see, and tell me allll about it

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What are the risks and benefits of surgery for mental health issues? People with body dysphoria only jack them selves up through surgery... http://www.askmen.com/sports/bodybuilding_150/190_fitness_tip.html

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True or False? You owned a beeper prior to owning a mobile phone. False, but I did have to baby sit it while on standby back in the day for work

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What do you think about stumbleupon.com? I'm obsessed. I tried, and stumbled... all and each to their own : )

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What is your favourite breed of dog? Mine... any pup/dog that needs my home... I tell my girl we don't pick a dog, because we help the one who needs us most

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WHITE PEOPLE,do you find it racist when a person of a different race calls you a cracker?and if so does it upset you in any way? Hells yeah, cause there better be cheese, and wine followed with that statment

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Have you ever laid your own carpet? Yes, but it was temporary cause I was deployed living in a tent

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Do you buy your eggs in styrofoam or cardboard cartons? Neither fresh from the feathered ass

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What does it mean when my boyfriend of a year and a half started to check dating sites? either he is super honest, you had passwords to everything, or you are an awesome detective!

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What is the name of my future wife? what will be of my career that lies ahead? will my band get famous? Sarah (Spelling to be adjusted), Long hard struggles, and everyone's idea of famous differs... local, city, national, or local pub : )

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Are you snacking on something while browsing AB? What are you eating? Floaties.... in my wine

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What is your zombie survival plan? Lots of make-up, and tuna body spray

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Can you name a TV program? CSI!!

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What is the best compliment that you can give a man? Ur the strongest ever to open my pickle jar

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Women, what makes you horny? AB Users with "G" in there username

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Do you think I could make 300 points today? Yes, but which game qualifies? I rock the "Bubble Shooter"

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Is life a Choice or a Responsibility? Personal choice, and life long responsibility

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Where is Scottish politics and where is it going? In a pint, and up the kilt?

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Sex is best when _______? I am alone?

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Sarcasm is for..... ____________________. Ron Burgundy?

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What makes a man a jerk? What qualities? Marries, and treats me wrong is a starter : )

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Have you ever farted while kissing or having sex without the other person knowing? Is it the ultimite betrayal? Yes, but shit happens

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If Jeff can water 23 plants in 45 minutes, how many plants he can water in 6.5 hours? Is using his own bladder an option?

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Have you ever made large ice cubes for your drinks? Yes, but after my friends left they turned yellow

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What does your shirt say right now? Keep Clovis Beautiful

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May I go now? Sure, but you cant pass go, and collect 200 dollars

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What have you given up on? x-hubby/baby daddy

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So many _________, such little time. calories

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What is your favorite thing to have with ice? Summer

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In your opinion, are people basically honest or dishonest? dishonest, and filthy

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What can you tell me about the Iraqi people? I was told they think dogs are unclean

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What is the best defense in a street fight? A sports cup, and mouth guard

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Has God corrupted thy seed and spread dung upon thy face? Not today, but get with me Tuesday

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How would you describe your role in life in four words or less? Taking care of Serena

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Do you like gingerbread? Yes, just let me know when the batch is ready!!

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My girlfriend needs an enema due to constipation. How should she lay? Would it hurt her to lay on her back with her legs over her head? Also, if this doesn't help her, should she get a shot in her rectum? Her anus temp is 37.9. LOL, anus temp!!!

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What's the most impressive view you've seen in person? The size of my tip when they left

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Is your avatar a picture of you? ME!

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What are signs that the zombie apocalypse hasn't started yet? My mom exes are still where I buried them

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Don't you just hate the woman who don't need no man to give her satisfaction? :) I hate chicks who don't exist unless they are a parasite on a man

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Should you ever drink wine with ice cubes? Only if it is hot and your already plowed

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What is a quality that you posess that makes you seem unique and strong amongst your friends? My ability to escape predators

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Do you go on dates? Yes, but not with my real name, hair, teeth, or pantie size

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Is online dating a scam,i get hundreds of hits but no phone numbers,or calls I think you have text for awhile

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Have you ever "fallen in love" with someone over the internet? No, but I have rubbed a few out

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I am convinced I have been cursed by a witch, what should I do? pee on her familiar

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Are alcoholics more likely to be violent? Hell yeah, if you drink the last beer

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Why does the doctor look down your underwear when you go for your regular check-up? checking for bruises

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How do you think a concerned airline passenger would complete this sentence? "I don't have much faith in this airline. I just saw the pilot put a(n) ____________ in his pocket." string of anal beads

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Im proud to have_______? anal?

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How do you get cheese in a cube form? Tell a girlfriend, "I got the wine, you bring the cheese cubes"

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Do you find Natalie Portman attractive? To an extent, but I think people who pay for dinner as hot!

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I am turning 15 in 19 days im a guy what should i get? PLESAE HELP ME Vah Jay Jay is nice

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What's your favorite thing to put on a cracker? garlic, and herb spread

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Are you afraid of snowmen? Not since I got my battery powered hair dryer

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Does she like mne if I wear womans lingerie evewn though I am hetrosexual and am not gay? Hmmm, If she doesn't run out laughing, and texting what you did I would say its a "Go!"

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Can opposites really attract? Sure, but when they react catch it for UTUBE

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Would you kiss a hot stranger? Not any more Herpes killed my spontaneity...jokin, but still noper

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Do doctors ever do the prostate exam with the guy on his back with his feet in stirrups? I have a female doctor and well, would it be weird if I asked? I seen on Law and Order a doc milking boys prostates/molesting them... So I guess it is possible even though the stories aren't factual

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What needs to be wiped clean? My dogs ass in hopes he will stop dragging, and licking it

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How old is when they say your as old as what you feel 12, and waiting for my baby fat to find its place : )

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Can i have just one of your french fries? after I have eaten my fill.... yes

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I wish I never had_____(fill in the blank) put Mentholatum on my cats ass

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Why do you think the American Moslim soldier turned his gun onto his comrades? Cause he is SELFISH

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What color are your socks without looking? Are you correct? Calico... I started running, and in an effort to prevent blister poppage.... I have left the so called bandage remain since Monday.... it is Saturday now

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Fold your hands. What thumb is on top? None ya sorry bastard... haven't u seen animal planet when the chimpanzee attacked the friend.... I have no friends... or thumbs

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How do you let your friend know that they have a boogie in their nose? Hey, there is a bat in your cave... and casual scratch your own nose

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At what age did you lose your virginity or haven't you yet? And what age are you now? Alone... before I could read

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What is one thing you would NEVER want if it was bacon flavored? Red Rockets

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Do you have a celebrity on your desktop and/or screensaver? Noper..actually still got the factory settings

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Why do people distrust or dislike people who are different from themselves? Fear of the different or unknown

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What is the biggest disappointment you've ever experienced in a relationship? Discovering how bottomless they think my generosity is, and how truly cheap they are : (

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If you wanted to, could you make your car peel out? Hells yeah... I kept squealing my tires till I my speaker blew and realized it was me peeeling out

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Who are your sporting heroes? Wonder Woman

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Do you drive the speed limit in neighborhoods? Not if it is by a house of somebody I dont like... mildly jokin

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Would I be able to make a snowball in your yard today? No, but if you wait quite awhile you may

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If you laugh your head off what happens next?lol Change panties cause I might of squirted it was so funny

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I am always at the bottom. Always,What am I? Me? Are you talking about me? Joking, but it sure feels that when when the you know what rolls down hill

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If you could rule one country, Which Country would it be? North Korea... to help the people

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What do you like to do in bed before you fall asleep? Listen to the TV

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Why would you defriend someone on facebook? Do you ever go though your friends list and 'punish' people? No, but I did tweak Myspace a few times

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If you have a Bakers Dozen how many do you have. 2 more pounds I need to lose after I have eaten all the goods

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What do you say when the cop asks, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" maybe, but you go first

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Why do we have birthdays? Cause its more fun than a funeral

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How many times a day do you sleep I prefer two times... oh sweet naps : )

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Fill-in: It's not about how much you know, it's________. was it worth the money to get it?

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How do you marry someone if you own more than them in assets and money, my friends all warn me that I should not marry or live witht he man I love but just see him, he is a really good decent easy going man. Pre-nup? Everybody is doing it

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Do Gypsy's still exist today? ANd if so ...where can i find them :) If they do it is most likely in Europe

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Do people go camping in the winter time? Hopefully the willing ones for love : )

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Ladies, do you use foul language? Holy poo you beat me to my pet peeve, gosh darn it : )

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Are you concerned about the presence of mercury in swine flu jabs? Hell yeah... cause I hope those special people on my secret list get the tainted shots : )

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How did you sleep I have slept like the dead before, but at the moment not so much : )

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Name something you might find in a homeless shelter? Bums, unemployed, next ex-husband

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If you could own a Unicorn, what would name it? Edgar

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How hard would you fight to win someones love? Not at all, cause I shouldnt have to fight

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What would be your Star Wars name? Your Star Wars name is: Jesst Pojop Your Star Wars honorific name is: Drostation wagon of Celexa Per this link http://www.insectdissection.com/save-curtis/swname/

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A is for ADVENTURE, B is for BEAUTY, C is for_____________ CHARISMA!!!

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Butter and syrup or fruit and whipped cream? On who?

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_____ your brains. What goes in the blank? Fondle

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We are the Children of _________________ Meat Puppets

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Have you see a UFO? No, the aliens had a bag over my head when they abducted me last summer

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Have your feelings ever been hurt on AB? Yes, because I'm too sensitive at times

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What are your little slices of heaven? thinly sliced swiss cheese

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Love and Marriage go together like _______________ (what?) oral sex, and hitch hiking

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What is a good witch tattoo? One that gives you magical powers : )

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If you were offered a refund now for your car, would you take it? What kind of car is it? Hell yeah!!! Who doesnt wants some money back!!

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The real trouble with reality is that there's no ___________________. solution

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Do you talk with your soul ever? Everytime I am walking with my eyes closed

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Things can Only get Better...? True or False...? I hope... naw, I'll just take it as it comes : )

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Why does my stomach "gurgle" sometimes? Particular foods cause some people issues more than others. I cant eat popcorn unless I wanna play my butt trumpet all night : 0

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What is the most creative valentines gift you've received? Pastels (Charcoals) and some retro flicks I always wanted but was too cheap to buy myself

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What is the world coming too? Look at this article.. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece I tried to look, but the junk wouldnt work.... World is going to the crapper : )

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Is every little thing she does magic? Till it burns to pee

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Do you have/want kids? I have one, but I dont want anymore. I am willing to help somebody practice though : )

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What is your favorite frozen food entree? Dead people

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Would you make/accept a date with someone you have just met? Why or why not? Sure, I dont have anything else to do

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What is something a semi truck might haul? Illegal Aliens

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Do you think love is blind? or just retarded? I'd say both but it depends on the person

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What is a reason that a infant might be crying? Dane Cook finally lost it, and started punching babies

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What does 'LOL' stand for? Licking Open Labias

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When I go camping, I take a tent. Does anyone else enjoy tent camping? I prefer luxury these days, but I do get a kick out of making a guy pitch a tent : )

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Where is the origin of the phrase 'girl friday'? After Girl Tuesday expired/retired, the position became open : )

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Do you think life is easy or difficult? Soon as I complete my sex change I am gonna tweak this answer : )

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What have you been there and done? Yes, but I needed a rabies shot before I could go home again : )

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Do you guys rate questions and answers? No its just the girls ; )

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Ok, my best friend is a guy. I'm a girl. And we talk dirty with each other. Is that normal? Sure, can I join? Maybe a game of erotic charades

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I really love the smell of-------------------------------------- my panties mid day

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Do you check the date on a found penny to see if it is a lucky date? No, I'm afraid it is an ass penny. The pennies my buddy puts up his butt and then spends to keep in circulation.

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Have you eaten Irish Stew? No, but I have had an Irishman

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Why the snow is white? Cause I havent made it yellow yet, but when I do... you get the first yellow snow cone

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Do you ever use 'penis' as a verb? No, I use it as a toothbrush... 3 times a day first when I wake then penis after I eat lunch, and lastly penis before I go to bed

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Do you support our troops? (not the cause or politics, but the men and women who fight for us) Because I do! Sure I'm in the desert with them

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Name the movable plant and a stable animal? Mobile Crushing Plant and a horse is a stable kept animal : )

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Will i ever find love? this is depressing waiting for nothing.. Sure, but dont look for any at a court hearing : )

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When I send a picture using my email, why can't the people I send it to not see the picture? Conspiracy ; )

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How many women (or for the guys do you know any women who) don't want to lift weights in fear of becoming too muscular? I do, but that is why I do more reps than weight

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Girls, how was your first lesbian date. I'm still waiting to be eaten I mean asked out : )

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My ex wants to get back together with me, but i honestly want nothing more to do with her. how can i get her to move on? Is it me!?! If its me, you got the goods baby!! : )

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Here Today, Gone------------------------------------------------ fishin

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__________ it. Fuck

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Is getting back with an ex a wrong move? Only if you get caught or somebody loses an eye : )

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Is there anything better than Orange Chicken at Panda Express? Spending somebody elses money on shoes? Yeah, that works for me : )

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Which country are you from? Which country are you living in? America, and living in Kuwait, but not by choice

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Would Mr T make a good drinking buddy? Sure, but I'd pity the fool who tried to take him home : )

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Things you would find in a Single Females Home...? The man who broke her heart in manageable pieces in the deep freeze

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Is it dorky for a 23 year old guy to wear briefs (tightey whities) ? My gf says there sexy and I think there a little more comfy then boxers but I feel like a total dork when I wear them so I ussually wear boxers. I think they are hot!!! Will your gf allow me a pic?

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Can you name a song that has the word 'love' in it? 1. Love Is All That Matters - Eric Carmen 2. Love Is All Around - Wet Wet Wet 3. Love Will Keep Us Alive - Eagles 4. Love Moves In Mysterious Ways - Julia Fordham 5. Love Is The Answer - England Dan & John Ford Coley 6. Love... Thy Will Be Done - Martika 7. Love Moves In Strange Ways - Blue Zoo 8. Love - Jim Photoglo 9. Love Makes No Promises - Candi 10. Love Me - Michael Cretu ...

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How many times do you eat a day ? (Anything what you eat) Twice but I have to eat at the chow hall or pay out of pocket

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Can you say "i love you" to your friend s girlfriend? Sure, and more if you pay me

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How Often do You go on Answerbag? Everyday for at least a peek if not more

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Can you name a tv show seen in black n white? The Munsters

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Do you consider masterbation and birth control to be evil? If so, why? I'd rather some people masterbate than multiply, but I wouldnt say either were evil

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Seriously, though, what is the sound of one hand clapping? your hand on my left butt cheek, seriously

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How did u feel when you turned 34 years old? I dont know until June 16, 2009

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Do you believe water can be found with a forked twig? No, but I keep believing somebody is out there for everybody too

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Did you learn to be nice by being cruel? How and/or why? Yes, but I do regress at times : )

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I WAS JUST WONDERING...sEE MY BOYFRIEND DONT HAVE A JOB AND HE GOT THEFT AND VILOTAION OF PRBASHIN TODAY I KNOW HE WILL HAVE TO SIT IT OUT SO COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME FOR EVERY DAY HOW LONG IS MONEY YOU I MEAN LIKE IS EVERY DAY IN THERE WORTH A 100? CALL COUNTY

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Any tips on ho to not go insane in this insane world? Seclusion

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How do u know if your ex feels bad for breaking your heart? Cause he got hit by a train... wishful thinking

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I probably would never________?(fill blank) sleep with you... if I hadn't drank so much : )

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What do people in Canada eat? Alaskans

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If the television was renamed what name would you give it? Babysitter

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Why dont people BBQ in the winter, I think it is a great way to keep warm, what do you think? Yes, and horrible rains

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My hair is taking a long time to grow out. Will I have to wait to be attractive until then? Lol. No, get a mask : )

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What is something you would find on the floor? Dead Hookers

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Hello, Ive just signed up with Answerbag, but having just read through some of the Q's and A's, I realise that the answers appertain to the USA, - but I live in the UK, so how do I know if the answers are correct as per my location? Thanks I'd guess specify in the question or what category you place it in

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Do you believe in soul mates? I just believe in mates

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What was the theme color of your wedding? Clear for nudist

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What is latest processor avilable for pccomputers The most expensive

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What would you do, if somene whom you thought was a friend, and you unfortunatelly see every day, tried to manipulate you into handing them money for something worthless. Delete their entire existence from my life

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How long does it take to heal a broken heart? Infinity

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Ladies, what is a more romantic valentines day present diamond earings or cherry flavored anal lube? I'm going for the anal lube!! Do you deliver?

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Which will come first to the United States: (1) an atheist president, or (2) a gay president? I say gay!!! I'm going gay!!!

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Has anyone used a tapeworm to lose weight? I havent but my dog tried

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Would you donate a kidney to a long-lost relative? Depends on if I think they deserve a piece of me

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Where would you rather be during the winter? Anywhere but the desert

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Will you survive? I hope I'm eaten if I dont : )

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Is it snowing where you are? No, but the sand storm died down : )

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If it was a matter of life and death, How many hard boiled eggs could you eat? Just kill me now!!!

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Would you report a rape if the rapist is someone you know? Dunno, if I enjoyed it, no I am kind of a freak : )

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What is something u are not wearing right now? Mouth Guard

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Are you original? How so? No, I wanna be different just like everybody else : )

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Do you like peanut butter? No, but I am lickable : P

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Are you in love with your own sins? If I am I dont know what love is : )

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What are your 3 greatest lessons U can give about life? Mine are : Never give up, love your family, be grateful for what u have. 1. Dont marry Michael Bush 2. Dont marry Richard Turner 3. Dont marry Jay Stafford

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Why are green flys more pesty and smart Cause they want to be eaten!!

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What was the last thing you closed? My button fly at the porto jon

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Which piece of furniture is most important? Coffee table... how else ya gonna play beer drinking games?

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Is it right to have 1year old baby away from mommy at night? I dont see a problem with it, as long as it isnt forced... I am a mom btw

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Has anyone ever accused you of being Gullible? just curious. Yes, but know they know I am deadly : )

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Describe yourself in one word starting with the letter S? Sassy

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Can you name a food that causes bad gas? Popcorn for me... it is almost scarey

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Do you ever think about why we think about thinking? No, not in my wildest poop session on the throne : )

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What is something that vibrates? Me after I cum

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Can you complete this sentence? You're slower than ______________________. My little brother who is 28 and still lives at home

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What color is your hair and what color do you wish it was? Ragin Red

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Once you turn thirty, are you automatically considered old? I thought I was old when I turned 27

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Why do people bring their personal problems into AB? sometimes it is annoying, but I think they are hoping for a magical answer. I know their drama makes me feel normal... Uh Oh, I think I just got pregnant : ) Jokin

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What's your favorite television comedy? Most recently I have discovered "My name is Earl" and I just love it!!!

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What is something you wish you had one of for each person in your home? Well its just me and my girl....$1.5 million each would be awesome!!

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Have you ever stopped to check if an animal that has been hit by a car is still alive? Yes, and I moved it to the side of the road

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Whats your favourite pet and why? My daughter cause I can take her everywhere

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What is the show you will be watching tonight? Just the amatuer porn in my head actually

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How old were you when you went on your first flight? Where did you go? 21

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Do wattles remind you of scrotums? Elbow skin reminds me of scrotums

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What percentage of cops do you think are corrupted? Just the ones who pull me over, cause I'll take one bent over to get out of a ticket : )

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____+____ = ____ vagina + penis = sexual intercourse

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Why do men lose their hair, while women don't. Women do

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Are you Unfit for mainstream society...? No, as long as the kids are put to bed early : )

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Are you way to Cool for your own good...? No, I'm just myself too much of the time to be cool

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Are you in love with the Modern World...? No, but I sure cant live without conditioner for my hair

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Ladies when young were you a Tomboy or a right Little Madam...? Tomboy, and kind of still am. I get tired of being considered one of the guys.

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What's your best beauty tip? exfoliate, and lotion

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In your opinion what is the Best way to eat Plums...? Room temp, and ripped open, and devoured half at a time

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What are you sick of reading about in magazines? Spears, Cyrus', Lohans, Obamas

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Do you like sun-dried tomatoes? Sure, ya serving?

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If you were opening a high class Western Saloon what might you call it...? Buck-Eye Bar

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Do you close cover before striking match? Or do you live on the wild side? Which ever gets me to point B faster

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Has a Past relationship ever turned you into a man/woman Hater? No, but I do think I'm about to just give up on men, and try women out

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Do you like ducks? Sure on display, baked, and stir fried : )

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What color was your very first car? Sky Blue

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Take a coin from your pocket/purse,what is it and whats the date on it? We have pogs for change here in the desert cause it would be too expensive to ship heavy coins here : (

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Would you rather have a hug or a kiss? Depends on who from, and how do they smell?

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Do you think my mum should cook me some breakfast? Yes, and send me a pancake : )

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If you could be a model would you? Depends on what kind of model.... I'd like to be a hairstyle model

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This guy keeps telling me how cute i am and how im the cutest thing ever, now i known for sure that means he must like me, but no ones for sure? Hump his leg, and see if he shakes you off : )

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Describe yourself in 10 words? cute, independent, loving, sensitive, honest, loyal, funny, uninhibited, creative, feminine

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Do walls have ears? Yes if your neighbors are nosey to listen through them

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Can a ‘nobody’ accuse someone of defamation? Do you mean a non-celebrity?

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What would you do for entertainment if you were stranded in a tech free zone for a year? Kind of the same as I do when power goes out here... sew, read, write, and play with beauty products

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How does one overcome social Isolation? Go to a bar

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What is the biggest problem teenagers face today? Growing up

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Whats your favourite washing powder and fabric conditioner? Which ever one you like to do my laundry : )

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What are points fairies? Somebody in tights, and a tutu sprinklin points on AB'ers

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If someone questioned your sexuality how would you react? I'd ask if they wanna turn me

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Are you for or against Adoption why or why not? I'm for adoption, because I am against me being pregnant again : )

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If you owned a hotel what would you call it? Crash -n- Burn

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Do you open your heart to easily? Yes, unfortunatly

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How can I delete my profile on answerbag? Maybe contacting AB technical support

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Have you ever forgotten to lift a toilet lid and pissed on it? No, just in a hurry and almost did, but no tinkles

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How does one figure out if they are clueless? People generally tell me

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Are you available sure if you need help in Kuwait

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I'm a professional____________ what? shit talker

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What's the deal with smelly teachers? To make you wanna graduate and get away

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How many people did you date in high school? 2 but from a different school

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Why should men put the toilet seat down for women? If they dont want their lady to fall in the toilet for one

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Have you ever broken up with someone because of your beliefs? Yes, cause I believe cheating is wrong

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I'll be spending Valentines day on a plane. What will you be doing? Serving in the United States of America's Air Force in Kuwait

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Who's your favorite soccer player? The one with the sexay soccer legs, meow!!

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If its not too much trouble...could someone wish me a happy birthday? :) Slap Happy B-Day 2 U!!!

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How many miles/ km have you traveled today? 500 yards by foot to get to work

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I never__________? (fill in the blank with something you never did that would make someone else say: "What?! Now way! Really?") sucked your boyfriends dick

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Have you or would you have piercings done on your privates? Yes, I had my clit, but I'm in debate about getting another in that area

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Can someone make a list of materials used for a earthquake proof house? Sure check the web, but I would definitely get an insurance policy as well : )

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Why would a girl look at a guy disgustingly after he looks in her general direction and jerk her head down upon her seeing the guy looking? Is it because he’s ugly, or nothing to do with looks but the fact that he committed this action? Maybe somebody farted, and she just happened to get a whiff

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What on Earth are you wearing??? Have you no respect? ABU's because it is what I was issued, and told to wear : (

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What time is it? What were you doing before this? 13:09, and I was moving dusty office junk

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Has anyone had a pinched nerve in the neck that made your hands go numb? No, but when I was pregnant I had a pinched nerve, and my left leg would give out cause of the way the baby was laying in the womb... creepy stuff to me

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What was one of your favorite phrases in high school? I was just resting my eyes

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Do you ever get tarot card readings, do you believe in it? Noper, but they are cool to look at

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Do you think jesus was sexy? Surely not hump back ugly

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What was the last thing you made by hand? Mardis Gras masks

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Is anyone else afraid of black people? No, but I am afraid of carnies : )

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What street are you on? Flood

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You're about to be turned into a zombie. What's the last thing you say before it happens? I bet your brains are tasty

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What have you done in a pinch? Pull out.... jokin!!! I dont have a penis

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What's your favorite peanut butter, Skippy, Jif, Peter Pan, etc...? Duck, duck butter

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Is pie nutritious? Depends on the pie

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Users! What is your first name? TSgt

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Quick! Blurt out a saying from the 70's... Do I make you randy?

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What do you think would be a parent's worst nightmare? My parents is that my brother never moves out

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How's your "gay-dar"? Outdated

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Can of_____. What? Beans, the magical fruit

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Do you take it personally when people give you negative points? No, but I still dont care for it

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Do you mind if I leave the room? No, but when you come back will you bring a snack?

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I need a man, Wheres the best place to meet one? Free Clinic

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Why are you up at this time? 0340 so I could go to the gym before work

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Would you date someone who's had more sexual partners than you? Sure, but hopefully they dont bring up each partner all the time.

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What was the Causes and Prevention of Hemroids? Just let it fall out, and dont push till your eyes bust out

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What is something you would find in a Movie Theater? Oral sex

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What do women admire the most in a man as far as relationships go? Consistency for me... I hate it when somebody cant make up their mind

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Will weed kill you If you sleep with your dealer's s/o

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What is something you POP? Myself when I do that particular yoga position

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Could you whisper something sweet in my ear? Saccharine

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What color car is the most poplar where you live? Desert Tan

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Have you ever slept with someone who was a blanket hog? Yes, and now I have all my blankets to myself

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The world would be a better place if __________ didn't exist. what goes in blank? Pedaphiles

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Do you think that the woman who just had 8 babies to add to her 6 children acted irresponsability?... or is it her right? I dont think it is right after reading what the grandmother said. I can imagine being or doing something like that to a family member.

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At a buffet I saw a guy put something on his plate, SNIFF it and put it back! What did you see at a buffet that makes you think twice about going back? I saw a buffet server use a spoon to scratch his junk and then put it in the whatever it was to be used for.

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How did you learn to swim? how old were you? 13, and swimming classes at the Girls Club

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Can I pinch your cheeks? Depends... are your hands clean?

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What else do you bag apart from points? PPE gear

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What is something that rolls or can be rolled? Me!!

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What do you add to your burrito? Sour cream

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Favorite South Park Episode? The elephant and pig get it on!!! Yeah!!

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Do you believe your S/O should know your Passwords? I dont care cause if they know them then its one less thing I have to remember

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Does God hates divorce?... Yes, and pedaphiles

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What is the color that comes to your mind when you think of "balloons"? doo doo spackled from smuggling smack in my anal cavity

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I see, I see, said the blind man as he _______________________? opened his trench coat...

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Two shakes of a _______ lambs tail. bloody

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Do you act happy in front of people so they dont know how bad you really feel? Only if I dont want to talk to them

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What do you think your evil twin is doing right now? Spreadin herpes

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If you had a coffee/tea mug made just for you What would it say on it :) You see me sittin get to fillin!!!

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If Satan had a postal address what would it be? I know he is stationed at Vandenburg AFB

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Are you a loser magnet? Yes, ans most of them are cheaters too

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Im still a virgin at 16 now im really scared that when i eventually have sex i will be really bad at it , and will embarrase myself , does this happen the first time someone has sex Your menstral cramps will increase ten times so wait till after you are married so your husband can feel the rath of your monthly agony

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Do ninjas do math? Only when they want to, and if you force them you never know when they will strike

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What fairy tale do you most relate your life to? The Little Match Girl http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Little_Match_Girl

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Ladies - would you like to look like a Barbie Doll...? No, but I would like to have her accessories

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What are the most romantic dinner you could have on Valentine's Day? Anything away from the chowhall

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What do you sprinkle pepper onto most? On a slice of tomatoe inside my sandwich

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Whats your favorite bean? Chocolate covered coffee bean

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What question would you not answer under any circumstances on a first date? Do you swallow?

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Do you think its attractive to see someone with a 'diamond' glued on their teeth? Depends on how phat their bank account is : )

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Is turkey considered meat? Yes, but tube steak isnt

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What is the best overall sauce ever? (dipping, pasta, marinade, etc.) Jessica Juice, you should dip your balls in it : )

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So which one of you did this? Eyes not puter saavy

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Is there any way to know if a loved one is in purgatory? Sure I wrote my loved ones reminding them of where I was... they havent contacted me, but still I let them know : )

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What things do you do for s/o,b/f,g/f that you consider romantic? Somebody waxing my car

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Do ducks fart? No their ass is water/air tight

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What is something that is better HomeMade? Orgasms

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Are You Positive that _________ I gave you herpes

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Got _______? Osama Bin Laden

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How much were the clothes you wore today? Free to me cause they were military issue

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What is the longest time you've ever stayed in your pajamas? 48 hours cause I was ill

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When I say Wide Open Spaces and Free To Roam, What is the first thing you think of? Accident waiting to happen

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Would you eat roadkill for money?(how much) Noper, but I could be tricked

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Answer this question with a question, Does a bear crap in the woods? Does Jenna Jamison take it in the ass?

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Did you enjoy the year 1997? I cant remember too much, but I woke up in 1998 in the Air Force

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Do you say "butt-naked" or "buck-naked"? Or some other variation? I like to say bucket naked

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Isn't "cootchie" a funny sounding word? Yes, yes it is

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Do you believe in a mummy's(Pyramid bodies) curse? No, but I do believe it takes two to tango : )

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Have you ever played matchmaker No, but if you start a service give me a AB discount : )

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What does OTL mean? I see it on Deviantart a lot and it does /not/ mean "over the line". "Over the Limit"?

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Do you shave every day? Only when there is somebody to touch me : )

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Do you ever wipe your hands on your pants? I prefer other peoples pants, cause I know where mine have been

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Have you ever seen a dog who's face looks human? Maybe like someone you know? Yes, one time at band camp

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I am 23 yrs old. And it seems like once I tuned 19 i couldn't relate to people my age anymore. When i was younger i had a slew of friends, now that i am an adult i don't have any friens at all. What happened to me? People grow and some grow apart... I'm sure nothin happend to you

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Are you pets allowed to sleep in the same bed as you? Yes, when I am home : )

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What is a good film that never fails to make you cry? Urban Cowboy

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What can you say to someone who just wants to be in love? Welcome to the human race

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What thing you like to do is leggal but immoral Visit people, and use their toothbrush

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Are you a veteran? Do you have any stories you'd like to share? I prefer "Divorcée" and I am serving in the USAF

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Why do some extremely attractive women go out with ugly men? In a hope nobody will want them

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The highest excellence in a human being is _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank) peanut butter

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What are you gonna do with your income taxes this year? Pay off stuff, and regret it all the time

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Do you get headaches after exercising? What are ways you prevent them? Drink a bit more water prior to working out

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Is duct tape part of your wardrobe? Not normally, but it is tasty in a tortilla : )

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What can a massage therapist do for a tip? Come to Kuwait and give me a freebee

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Sometimes part one was good enough... what were some unnecessary movie sequels? Starship Troopers

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A dollar in the pocket is better than a hundred in the _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank) Iraqi Dinar

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Indecision is the key to _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank) pissing me off

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Why does my girlfriend flip out every time I wanna hang out with my friends? How hot are your friends?

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It's more important to be honest, than to _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank) live a lie

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What is something you would find in a High School Science Labratory? Pickled piglet

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Do you believe it is human nature to sin? Damn the free will!! : )

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What have you got, that you don't Use anymore...? Liver

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Does it aggrivate you when people use "was" instead of "were"? (ex- where was you?) No, but trying to figure out misspelled words is a bugger.

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What is the name of the movie a couple travels down route "666" and kills everybody in stores but one person? The guy ends up in jail, breaks out, and kills a reporter towards the end Natural Born Killers

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Let not the sands of time get in your _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank) bearded clam

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I'm going to have a bath, will you miss me? No, just the funk : P

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Why do people shoplift? The devil works in mysterious ways :)

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Fill in - "I am ___________ but I should be _________"? still here home

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What food would you find in an unhappy meal? Canned food, and no can opener in sight

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What is somethings you would need if you were going to paint your house? (inside or out) Help, and preferable in the form of a sexay man

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She dosen't belive in shooting stars but she belives in _________? premarital sex

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What is the name of something that is "brown?" The present I left in the bathroom

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When was the last time somebody Burst your Bubble...? Today, and I feel like poo, but hopefully tomorrow will be a new day and I'll have a better bubble

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The Smurfs vs. the Kebler elves? I say the Keebler elves cause they can camouflage better than some blue creatures in the woods

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If you have myspace how old are you? 33 but I hate MySpace... I got it just to keep in touch with people who are addicted to it.

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How many arrests are on your record? None on this identity : )

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Life is A _______________ (finish the sentence)? twisted Son of a bee sting

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Does anyone really care if Michael Phelps is smoking dope? No, but I would like his troll looking face to get out of the news

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How should you address an email to a person you don't know? Hey Jackass

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A good question to ask a girl to show your interested:P How related are we?

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What comes to mind when I say "huggable" "lovable" "unbelieveable?" What a bf says the first few weeks : )

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Hello. I have the contraceptive Implant and i was just wondering how they taken it out and does it hurt? xox A little more than when it was implanted

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Do guys like it when the girl makes the first move? Some, but others think your too aggressive at times

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What phrase vikings would use to say "good luck"? lykke til

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We are having a biggest loser competition. We have been given the color green. What is a good nickname for our team? ex. Green Machine Green Envy Ruffage Renegades

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What is the worst thing you can spill candle wax on? Genetals, realy furry genetals

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Why do people cry? Cause of the random puncher running rampant in the streets

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What is your favorite ninja weapon? Tigers claw

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Would you pose for this picture? Why/Why not??LOL!!! http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x151/loversandliars_1134/humpday-old-people.jpg Someday, yes

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I just noticed that there is an answerbag member who has been a member for just 10 days and is over 30 levels ahead of me!? Does this mean that I am just less insightful or helpful? Not at all, but it does mean your a slob... jokin!!!

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Do you have to get out of your bed to use the computer? I do to use a puter, otherwise mine is thousands of miles away

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What is one shiny thing you can see in your room? Sequin pasties

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Who or what is the first thing you think of when I say 'uber'? For me, it's uber cool! Gut (goot)!!!

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What celebrity would you consider hell to be married to? Charlie Sheen

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind upon hearing the word "Fear"? Anal

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What comes to mind when i say the word round? Goes around

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A bird in the hand is worth? training to dive and poop on demand

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Why aren't we men supposed to ask women their age? Cause beauty is supposed to be timeless... they wanna stay a beauty

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Why does so nuch of what is sold nowadays come in so much packaging? Get two notecards or more... whisper to him you lost your voice, and get him to read the notecards 1. Dinner? 2. Movie? and you nod as he reads them hopefully outloud : )

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Where would we find you at a party? Either by the Keg or close proximity to an exit if the cops are called

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Are loose lips, "gods gift to men"? Which set of lips?

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What would you give Jennifer Aniston for her 40th birthday? Angelina Jolie

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What is guys' obssesion with strippers? The effort to get the stripper while others have to pay.

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What piercing do you find most attractive on a boy or girl? Prince Albert cause I love the feeling on the inside

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How do you know if you are truly in love with someone? It is mutual

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Can i view my cheating wifes phone texts on my pc? If you already know she is cheating why bother?

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Have you ever tasted human meat? Yes, but it was still attached to the man

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Does anyone miss high school? No, I did all the guys after graduation so I dont miss a thing... Jokin!!! I only did the rival school ; )

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I have lost interest in Answerbag. Have you? I have my moments, but I keep looking for that question I can answer

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Is seafood the way to a man's heart? Not if he is paying for the seafood

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How do you know for sure that an email was sent? Is there a way of checking? Check sent messages.... If the option isnt set up then it didnt track it

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One mans meat, another mans poison? In a all male prison yes, and if a girl didnt clean up after the last guy : )

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Can i smoke dried camomile to acheive its pleasant and sadative effects? You could smoke it, but I kind of doubt the chill feeling... maybe a headache though

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After watching "Zathura"(similar to "Jumanji"). If you played the game, and after beating the challenges, would you throw the game away, or are you an adrenaline junkie, and would you play it multiple times? I'd play it again with multiple different people who dont have a clue just to have more fun

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Do i have to marry the grl if u get her pregnant? If your available... I'll be on my book tour about how I got a girl pregnant, and dont have a penis

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What type of sweetener do you prefer? Honey

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Other than "Paris" what city could someone be named after? Tallahassee

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How many haircuts do women get in a year? I generally get 2 but atleast 1 a year

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Does anyone else find themselves asking friends or S/O questions that they ask on AB? No I just share the rediculous answers

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What makes your body shiver? Orgasm

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Do you order appetizers when you eat out? Sometimes after being eaten out

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What makes some mountains look purple? Acid

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Why doesn't God talk to us directly? I'm sticking with the movie "Dogma"... we could die

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Have you ever used a Taxidermist? Just for dinner, and sex : )

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I've had this girlfriend for 6 months. She know me by another name (not my real one), only knows my disposable cell number and has never been to my apartment. Do I have to break up with her or can I just walk away and never speak to her again? If its me you better hide well : )

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What is a food that starts with the letter S? Salmon patties

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Whats better, gettin an A in math or gettin head? Road head?

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What is the name of a food that you use the oven to cook? Yummy!!!

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In what manner do you punish your children for misbehaving? The rack or stockades... jokin!!! I talk to my kid, and hopefully they respond appropriately so I'll shut up

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Do u like these handbags? Yes, filled with money

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Who is the best cook in your house? Me, but my only competition is my daughter

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Can you name something that gets smaller every time you use it? Penis

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Have you ever had sex with anyone who has accepted money for sex......or....have you ever accepted money for sex? Ugh, no, and not to the best of my knowledge

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What would you buy right now if I gave you $20? Some more body spray cause you get funky in the desert

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Do women enjoy sex more if thier vergina is bold? Vagina's have a font?

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How old is old enough? 21 to drink in America

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Do you like doing things on your own? Yes, cause I'm less pricey that prostitutes

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Free hugs! Would you like one? Sure, from the rear, and a tickle in the front : P

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Is it bad that i txt alot when there are people dying in africa? Yes, and just wait cause all the commotion is causing hurricans to form

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...what made you go back to bed today? In a perfect world it would be a naked sexy man

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What are things you would see while road construction is going on? Hard hats, and beer guts : )

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When you answer questions on AB, do you concentrate on one category or check out more? I'm all over the place just looking for questions.

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Do you know anyone who actually says "woot"? I could, and would for a small fee

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What different animals can you find in a Zoo? Lions, tigers, and bears

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Why do women always say "oops" when they queef? I dont, but that is sooo gross

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Have you ever kissed a stranger? Noper

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Who would you like to send roses to for Valentines Day? Myself, but its impossible

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Do you know anyone with 3 or more babies before turning 30? Yeah, and I wouldnt want to be them.

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If you had the option of knowing the exact date and time you were going to die, would you want to know? I'd like to know so I can fall over dead near somebody I didnt like in hopes to traumatize them : ) In any case be fully dressed, and hopefully free of bodily wastes

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How long do you expect me to wait for you?! I didnt know you was... my bad!!!

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Name one thing that's disposable? razors

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What is easy to Miss...? a moving target

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What are you "known for" by people that are close to you? Weird

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Carrie Underwood or Taylor Swift? Who ever is free to clean the toilet will do : )

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What do you genra do you like horror, action, drama etc A serving of action plz : )

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Do you hold any degrees? Just an Associates, but I'm working for more... slowly but gradually

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How do I overcome my irrational fear of women? Get a practice girl to help work your way through it

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Whats with warm milk with honey? Chamomile Tea on the front porch

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What are somethings you could find in a first aid kit? I have KY

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If YOU came with Instructions what would they say? They would be in Latin, and they would need a translator

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Who is the male you would most like to see naked? The other half of Seanzie

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Do you welcome new members to AB with open arms? To an extent... nuthin below the belt till an age/identity check : )

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When do you find time to think? In the shower

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Anyone for anchovies? Not right now, too much sodium

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Do you like sardines? How do you eat them? Yes, with gourmet mustard, and a crackers

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What percentage of the questions on AB do you feel are duplicates? Yes, and worded slightly different as to avoid being flagged as a duplicate

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Have the quality of your questions/answers gone downhill in the past few days? I figured I just havent been inspired, but you may be right

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Would you ever Ride in a Nascar Race? No, I'd prefer to drive

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I have a sewing basket that has a sorts of sewing supplies in it. What are some supplies that you could find in most sewing baskets? Thimble!!!

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Could you survive without your iPod / mp3 player? Yes because I'm generally occupied with other things

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What would turn you on right now? Anything from my honey bunny

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What time do you want to meet? If your at Camp Arifjan give me ten minutes otherwise ask me in June 2009

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What makes you think you are honest? I dont lie, cause I am too forgetful to keep track of the fibs

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What are your hours of sleep on Saturday night? Why? Are you planning on spooning with me?

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Im torn between 2 girls, how do i choose? Flip a coin

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How you doing? I'm alright... pretty bored. My honey bunny is unavailable to chatter so I'm lonely : (

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Name an object under your bed? Trash

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Who can it be knocking on my door? Male escort service

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I like big______________. pillows

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Are you helping to spread hate? No, but I do want to catch that person spreading the Herpes... so I can hook my ex up with them : )

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Are you worth the pain? How is this in "Cheating in relationships"?

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Are people responsible for their own misery? Depends if the choices they made is why they are miserable

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In a marriage, do you think one person should handle the finances, or both? One for the balances, but both for the know how

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You woke up, now what? Go to the gym so my a$$ is tight

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Those nasty little candies in pez dispensers, what can be done with them; asides from eating them or throwing them at stray cats in my yard? Put them in your mouth, and act like a automatic weapon

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Does the sentence "His work is strained" make sense? Sure if his work is poopin, and he is working through some constipation : )

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Would you dissect me for science class? Depends on what you ate recently cause I dont want a surprise in your colon

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What is your least favourite cereal Grapenuts cause I either wait too long and they are too soggy or try to eat too soon, and chip a tooth

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Do you accept yourself at your face value? Noper, I keep pushin

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Would you like to kiss your partner? I dont have a partner, but when I do I wanna do more than kiss

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Are you keeping yourself for yourself? Only cause I get jealous of myself

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F@%# ME_______? or lose me?

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What's the best thing in life to you? Is it free? Freedom.... no, it isnt free

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Who would win in a fight, Michael Jackson or Boy George? Boy George cause he knows men too well

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Whats your opinion on hickeys? Red Necky

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Law school What about it?

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Do you know how to rock out with your cock out? What the heck does that mean? Yes, and the way I do it is too explicit for AB : )

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Do you remember the name of the last person who pissed you off? Kiki cause she is a self serving backstabbing witch

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Who gave you the worst relationship advice? Cupid : )

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Why men cry with tears? Cause they wish they were Chuck Norris

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Too much money make man bad?or not? No, some broke guys are bad too

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Is Duff Goldman from "Ace of Cakes" cute or what? depends on if he is willing to do my chore list, cause that turns me on : )

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Men: If your girlfriend's father is rich and successful are you intimidated or more nervous meeting him? I'd get it on in the bathroom real quick to relax him : ) If I had a boyfriend, or a rich daddy to piss off

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It is not love when _________? you are heavy petting sheep

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Glasses. Geeky or chic? I like to do both just for fun and I do have multiple glasses for the moment : )

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Is it only Valentines day that brings out the romantic side of you? No, its the random chance I make it to Valentines Day in a relationship that does. : )

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Why does my girlfriend want to get pregnant now but but doesnt want to move in or get married yet? what does this mean? She wants a baby for love, but doesnt want the responsibility of co-habitating

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My wrist is extremely tiny (6" exactly I just measured it), can I find a watch that will fit without looking gigantic on me? Is there a specific designer that caters to women with smaller wrists? Mattel with Barbie accessories... Jokin!!! Good luck!!

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I love you, you love ____________? $$$$$$$

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Funny way to text hello to potential boyfriend Do you know where your children are?

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How do you get over your husband having sex with another woman in your bed? I always get a new bed after I lose a guy

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Is anybody just SAD? Had enough? Frustrated? If I say yes will you make things better? How?

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Do your children make you proud or are you ashamed of them? Proud because she doesnt want to be like her father : )

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What is the best food to eat? Fresh off your lovers body!!! Me so hungry : )

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Why do you read the newspaper? To practice me English ; )

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Where are you at this Friday night? Same place I was the last few Fridays

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United States _____________? of America

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Have you ever been to Tennessee? Just through it : )

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You want to be remembered for ________ nothing but the good times

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If you could rent a celebrity partner 4 the day who would it be? Jenna Jameson

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Name one thing you'll never touch. Anybody my friends dated/did

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What is your personality and temperament? Sanguine, Melancholy, Choleric, Phlegmatic? Take the test. Melancholy Strength:7 Weakness:4 28% Phlegmatic Strength:5 Weakness:0 13% Sanguine Strength:5 Weakness:9 35% Choleric Strength:3 Weakness:7 25%

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Which picture is better? They're both pretty similar, but which is the best? 1. http://i42.tinypic.com/538lcn.png 2. http://i40.tinypic.com/5fn9y9.jpg thanks x You can do better

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Is it bad if I wake up without an erection? Not if your a female

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Would you break up with someone because they always go on ratemybody.com. It is a dating site but could also be for just checking out girls?? Obviously he's looking for something. I dont care where his mind goes as long as the penis stays loyal

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My hormones are driving me nuts! What is going on? The change (menopause)? Sex change meds?

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What is another name for a skinny person? Supermodel

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Someone called me a "homo" last night, which doesn't really upset me... but I do have a question.... why does he think I'm a home owner? That is funny, but I dont understand, do you not want to own a home?

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Have you ever had the unpleasant duty to tell someone they/their breath doesn't smell nice? Yeah, and they thought I was jokin till I handed them a travel sized mouth wash to keep on hand

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Do you think love is enough in life? or do you need something else? No, cause love doesnt pay the rent unless your a hooker or a stripper

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Why doe nobody ever _________? wear antlers?

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If a nipple is cut off, will it grow back? Only on turtles

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What is another name for a fat person? Cannibals Delight

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You are mad about ______? shoes

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Why do your nipples get erect when they are cold or you get the chills? When I find oil to be drilled : )

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What is a harsher word for 'sassy'? Snob, stuck up, twat

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How can i keep myself awake at work? Stick pins strategically positioned so that when you start to slouch for sleep mode you stick yourself, thus awake!!

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SGTseanzie is traveling cross country from Ohio to Louisiana tomorrow! Wish him luck and safe travels! Uber good luck honey bunny!!!

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Do People make fun of your Accent? No just my pole dancing : )

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What color of shoes can i wear with a royal blue tube short dress?i was thinking http://www.bakersshoes.com/product.aspx?p=96505. any suggestion? this is the dress http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/3026505/0~2378467~2378483~2377032~6008194?mediumthumbnail=Y& If you can rock those shoes, who cares what you wear!!

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Ladies how do you like your men? I don't care for the suit and tie, perfect hair kinda man. I like a casual dress, not afraid to get dirty kinda man. So how about you? I could care less as long as they aren't cheating on me

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Who is sexier Firemen/firewomen or Policemen/police women? What about a Military service woman?

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Can people tell by your accent where you are from? No, but after some liquor the Texas comes out

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Ever made or tried a green dragon drink? Only after I slipped the dragon some viagra : )

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Hey Girls; Do girls look up guys shorts? Yes, even if I already know its gonna be scarey

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Is it wrong to believe in god? Yes, but its okay to have sex with fruit : P

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When was the last time, you donated money to anything/anyone? (charity / homeless man) 2 days ago... I didnt hassle the hadji for my change

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Do you appreciate your friends? Sure when they are on time with the "Rent -A- Friend" payments

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Because I wanna hold your hand is the answer, What is the question? Why do you keep touching my butt?

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________ ? (fill in the blank) Sex?

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Friday is tomorrow? Tomorrow never comes

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My___ is so much better than your___!! My ninja assassin is so much better than your robotic kill squad!!

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...I feel left behind...how can I catch up?... trip them so they slow down : )

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Do people misunderstand you? Yes, but every once in awhile I make the laugh

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Ladies are you a purse or shoe fanatic? Shoes, I love me some shoes. I have a walk in closet just for my shoes.

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There's this girl I see almost everywhere. She's in the lounge when i'm in the lounge, she's in the lab when I'm in the lab, etc. I don't know her and she doesn't know me. I like her,so how do I approach her or befriend her? You dont know her but you like her... try getting to know her silly

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What is the worst part of your life? Having people wipe you butt in the beginning just to have somebody do it again towards the end

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Could you till be happy if you had half the possessions you have now? Sure because I have too much junk already

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Where did Yankee Doodle originate? Yankee Doodle was an insult started by English soldiers when talking about American colonists that fought along side them in the French and Indian War.

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Who loves My Name is Earl, and who's just lost? I like "My name is Earl" but what is with the rest of your question?

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What is the worst "rip-off" you've experienced? By who & how? Getting married, and the sex stops

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How sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttt u are? EEEeeeEEeXXXXXxxxxxtremely saccharine

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Do you believe in turning your cheek when someone offends you or do you strike? I prefer "an eye for an eye" but as I've gotten older with more to lose I just turn the other cheek

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Is it wise to "listen to your heart"? Not if you removed it from your chest first

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I was asked this question from a total stranger today... "If you could have any super-power what would it be?" What would you say "on the spot"? License to Kill

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:I just found out that I am 1/128 Black. Is this enough for me to get to go to one of those rich private colleges without having to pay like the Whites? Even though it is a relative small amount, I am beginning to feel more and more "Black". That is just silly, and how do you figure "1/128"?

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Have you ever eaten soup from a mug? Yes, cause its easy to clean after the fact

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How do illegal drugs reach consumers without being detected? Smooth operators

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What is the lowest rated question on this site? It would definitely have to be in the negatives rather than a zero

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Would you like to join Sillyville? Is it tax free?

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Do you have twins? Know someone with twins? Are you a twin? No, yes, no, but I am a gemini

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You can all suck my ass with a straw. i hope you get raped by a 300 lb. nigger with aids. fuck you and your whole goddamn shit-sucking family. Awesome, but can I get a rain check? I'm a little tied up till May 2009

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Sometimes does it seem like Yogi and Boo boo are running the country? No, but I'm glad they dont run the sex trade anymore

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Where does the dirt meet the pavement? I'm still trying to figure out how it gets in my crack.

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I want to ________________. wear civilian clothes.

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What is your favorite Clint Eastwood movie? (That he's acted in and/or directed.) Dirty Harry

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This site has become tiresome. i would like to be banned. what's the best way to do that? Cuss, and be profane works

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Do you play softball? Sure, ya starting a team?

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Is it possible to get Hurt by the same thing that makes you Happy? Yes, when they miss aim, and stick it in your butt without warning

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I am sitting at a bar.. What question do you want me to ask Ruth, the bartender? Wanna join a threesome?

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How do you know you are truly born again? Your sticky, and smell like a womb

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How many prostitutes have you hired this year! Honest! 1.5 and yes I mean one hooker, and a midget

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Do you ever think to yourself...'I just cant Win, why do i bother'...? No, I think "Tomorrow is a new day"

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I am 16 and overwaight and i have een asked out by one of the most beautiful, friendly smart person known to mankind. any thoughts on that? Dont all teenagers think they are overweight? YES, so stop being dumb

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How many times a day do you masturbate if at all? Do girls do it often? I'll start a survey, and get back to you with a more accurate assessment

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Have you lost your mind? In the gutter

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Have you ever been in a tv commercial? Only the Valtrex genital herpes one... Jokin!!!

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What part of surgery do you hate the most? Waking to find somebody took my underwear off while I was under : )

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What name sounds stuck up to you? Anything that starts with a Mrs : )

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Do you come here when you are depressed? Not really but I did find AB when I was depressed

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What does marijuana do to you? Nothing cause we dont hang anymore, but it used to make my money go up in smoke

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What are eggplants also known as? Yummy!!

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Do you like 50 Cent? I like anybody that will open a pickle jar for me

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What does a real apology consist of? Monetary redemption : )

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Does smoking dill weed have any affect on the body? Seriously? I never heard of such a thing. I dont think smoking is very good regardless.

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Do think hunting is ok? Depends on what is being hunted... little boys - bad, escaped convicts - good

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Your mind or your heart? Depends on how much money I have at the time

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How often do you purchase a new car/truck? Hard to say since I have lived in different countries, and either couldnt take my vehicle or couldnt use it. I have bought 2 new cars in 18 years, but owned multiple vehicles

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Do swimming pools help kids behavior? Only if you let the others see you drown the bad ones so they know what is coming to them if they dont mind Jokin!!! I know swimming sure exhausts a kid

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What font do you use the most? Arial

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Are you in it for love or just along for the ride? Sure, but if my love breaks my heart I'm driving away : )

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You want to get a free ..............................? teenager?

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Should i be scared to give birth yes, if your a guy

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What famous person do other people tell you that you most resemble? Sandra Bullock, and when I had highlights, and a tan Jennifer Lopez

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Why are cops always at 7-11 eating donuts? Donuts in general cause its easier to see if somebody spit on them

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Can long distance relationships ever last? Depends on the size of the penis ; )

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Who was the last person you got a hand written letter from? SGTseanzie

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Which would you rather have done? Shaved bald or a tattoo on one cheek? Tattoo, cause my melon would get chilly

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Name something that you shouldn't be doing at 2 am. Walking the streets with your junk duct tape up looking for a date

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Suggest names for my fish please Filet like Philly

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Do you ever masturbate while in bed with your wife asleep No, cause I'd be doing her

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What's your favourite thing to squeeze? Man Shaft

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Do you think that you were an 'accident or 'prepared pregnancy? No, but my childhood was like a carwreck ; )

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Complete this sentence: There is too much _______. back hair in the world

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How do you tell your friend that his/ her fly is open? I ask if they are trying to show me their family jewels

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So why the big smile today? I embarressed my roommate

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How do you stop a 10 year old boy from hitting girls? He doesn't see anything wrong with it. I'd tell you but it might be considered child abuse depending on the country : )

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Why do teens get preganant Cause aliens like fresh meat to create a new species

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I wish everyone on AB knew how much I _____________! (what?) rock a plaid skirt : )

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When do u like to drink liqour?i mean in what mood and how much? That ready to rip the lid off this crazy beotch kind of mood

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What do you like on your baked potato? Chicken tenders, country gravy, and cheddar cheese

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How many email addresses do you have? Yes, but its per personality : )

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What is something you add olives to? Nachos

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When is it okay to give up? When the mofo stops trying to crawl away, or breathing

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Why is love so consuming? Is that what makes it feel so good? Chemicals

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Do you make a good cup of coffee & what's the secret? Kahlua, and vodka in my java

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What should you do if life hands you lemons? Pelt Life with the lemons before they got away or I ran out of lemons : )

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What is something bad about Mexico? Gato burgers sold along the road side : (

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What happened to the Sioux Indian leader Chief Sitting Bull after Custers Last Stand at the Little Big Horn? Uh... I do better with multiple choice ; )

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Should I even care that she was a slut? Depends on the slut level I'd say cause guys, and girls have different standards to qualify as a slut

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Do AB Questions & Answers sometimes make you blush? Yes, and a hot tight feeling in my speedo

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Have you ever sworn an endless love for someone? Yes, but it wasnt willingly there were long hard tools involved

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Where can I find Dildo? Up my boss's ass I'm sure : )

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What is your best hiccup remedy? Electricution

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How did you wiggle out of that? I killed the enforcer

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What are you so scared of? body fluids

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A girl is like a deer and a Woman is......? jerky

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As a kid I did a lot of __________________? doodles

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Any thoughts on that photo where Einstein is sticking his tongue out? Did anybody ever jump on for a moustache ride

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Fill in the blank: _____ was a pleasure to burn. Rubber

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What first comes to your mind when you hear this word "Richard"? Baby daddy

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Halloween is __________? the time to clean out the candy from last year

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Whats the first thing that comes to your mind for PHILIPPINES? dirt floors

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Would you complete this statement?: " I must remember ________________." to shave the donkey scrotum

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What's the oddest item in your "junk Drawer" longest toenail I ever clipped off

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Are you easily inspired? No, but jingling keys are pretty

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The comment light coming on before the comment arrives is like _________________. anal eaze

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Finish This Sentance, One day I woke up and I was a _________ bitter old man

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What part of _________________________ do you not understand? exit only

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You knew how to do it all along didn't you? No, I paid a professional

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What's your favourite thing to squeeze? pimples

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Why is it that I always_____? kick the homeless?

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It makes me feel guilty, but I really enjoy ______? putting my friends chapstick in my butt

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If you and your s/o get in a fight, what do you think should never be said? Man, paranoia at it's finest, huh? Didn't I tell you I'm waiting.?You reeeaallyy gotta work on this, it's starting to get old fast

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What is a weird/funny name that you have actually seen for a place or person? This...

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If we were playing tag..who was it? The devil

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If you rub two boy scouts together does that start a fire? Yes, and if you have two you should share

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Do you really ______? Do you really want me am I really special?

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Breathe the _____? We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our children's future.

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Are you a Dork? Hhhmmmm

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Where have you been all these years i missed you? I dont want to violate the restraining order

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Whats the end to this song? mary mary quite contrary how does your garden grow.... Never ending battle with weeds, and heat

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If anyone ever gotten your goat, what did they do with it? Felt the rash of fury unleashed from deep within me

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Will you save the last dance for me? Sure, but I need you to lead

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What is the life cycle of a dachshund? Longer than the dog

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You open your door. There's 2 police officers standing there. What is your first thought? Please tell me my ex is dead

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What has a hypnotic power over you? Jingling keys

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Are you gonna eat that cookie? No, but I did lick it

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If you opened your freezer and there was a dead cat what would be your next move? Look and make sure I'm in the right house

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Do you want to date? Its an application process to access all this

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Isn't she pretty in pink? Sure, if she keeps her clothes on and stays away from my man

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Where can I find Bald Knob? South on a guy surely

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What is an occupation where you are always meeting new people? Lot Lizard

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Where can I find Hornytown? Isnt it right outside of a military installation? I know alot of Horndogs on bases go there

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Do you feel cursed or blessed? Blessed to be this honest, but cursed to have such a fine ass : )

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Would you rather kiss your celebrity crush or your real life crush? Real life crush because I know more about their personality than a glorified figure publicized by the media

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Do you or did you have a pet bird? What was its name? Did... a parakeet named "Chicken"

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If you could go back and do things over what career would you choose? Ninja

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Do you enjoy the thrill of peeing in public? Not really, but if I have to I will complete the task with discretion

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Do you enjoy being naked in public? Noper!!! I'll be naked all over the hizzle

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Are theree a lot of other ladies who like to walk in front of windows naked? I'm sure there are, but I prefer to look in the windows with the naked people... jut call me Ms Peepers : )

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What are some good, specific settings for public sex? No undies, and easily accessible garments

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My girfriend Squirts during sex, what is shes squirting? Welch's white grape juice

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Do you love or loathe spiders? Love them dead, and loathe the spider webs they leave behind

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What's your birthday? June, and I just chilled with family

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What's the next thing you are going to do? Grab my laundry, and go to my bunk so I can watch more "My name is Earl"

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Why is the sky blue? Did you fart?

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Nickelback or Creed? Nickleback cause Creed is history

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With all the questions asking "Am I pregnant," I figured I would post an "Am I Pregnant" quiz on AB. Ladies won't you take this test with me to clear this up once and for all? :) You answered 5 items out of 12 Yes. Your score is 42%. You might be pregnant, wait and take a test. I havent had sex in over five months : ) good to know I could be pregnant

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What do you do to make a good impression within 10 seconds? Leave the room

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Whats your social security number and date birth? 123-45-6789 1/1/01

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AB user Burned keeps flashing me his thunderpants. How can I make him stop? Post pics for the rest of us

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You are.........? you are feeling suicidal now, please stop long enough to read this. It will only take about five minutes. I do not want to talk you out of your bad feelings. I am not a therapist or other mental health professional - only someone who knows what it is like to be in pain. I don’t know who you are, or why you are reading this page. I only know that for the moment, you’re reading it,...

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I'm so drunk! My back hurts! Who wants to massage me? Thank god for spell check! Not me

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I Love You ______? doing the dishes, mowing the lawn, doing the laundry....etc. naked?

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Do you find God....or does God find you? I was told once Religion is man's search for God, and Christianity is God's search for man... so I guess it depends on what your searching for or if your easily found : )

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True or False: If started early enough and with enough time and patience cats can trained to do the same things dogs can such as walk on a leash, fetch, sit, etc. Yes, I coined the term "Cat Burglar", better keep count your valuables when you find cat hair, and dont own one : )

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What is the biggest secret that you've never ever told anyone? I dont really look like this....

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Do you think abortions are good or bad? Bad only on Tuesdays

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How do you want your partner to kiss you? Behind my undies

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I have big boobs but I can't get any attention. Why? Does your GF mind?

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Why does my girlfriend bite me? Is your real name "Chewy"? Maybe the name "thebigstick" makes her hungry : )

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Why does sex feel good with some people and not with others? eg. you could really fancy someone have sex with them and go off them why? I prefer a little personaility with my penis

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If it has been a while since you had sex, why is that the case? I'm in the desert, and I dont want sand in my clam ; )

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I get hot(want sex real bad) when i just did something that gave me an adrenaline rush, is there anyone else like me? Yeah, but a York Peppermint Pattie tingles better : )

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Does sex get better with age? Sure, cause the guys get younger : )

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What could you do with an empty bag of chips? Become a Mad Hatter

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Would you befriend lonely elderly man and maybe have sex with if they were interested? Play with some gray old balls?!? NO!!!

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Well trapt is comming to minnesota but it says 18 and up but does it mean if an adult came then could i see the show I bet it means as it says, but if you get me out of the desert I'll help sneak you in : )

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If after what you thought was a good love making your husband tells you that; "I met a hot woman today at the mall"...how would you react? Lil put off, but looking and touching are severly different

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Who of you here still actually use Vick's Vaporub? I do, so I can breaf : )

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Have you ever eaten an item from taco bell while on the toilet being you know whats in the near future? No, I try to keep those two activities separate

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Does anyone know where I can find a vet? Cause these puppies are SICK! *flexing* Yes, but I think you need a shrink first so your ego can fit in the door : )

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VisWould you trust a horse to see for you if you were blind? Sure but only if its potty trained

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Give that fat lady back her________back? groove thong cheese sandwich toothpick roasted pig etc.

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Be creative. If you were homeless and had to stand on a street corner with a cardboard sign, what would you write? Will work for SGTseanzie

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First thing that comes to mind when I say "I'm going to place my cheese on your head."? You better get it all out in the shower : )

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Do you have tickets to the gun show? *flexing* No, but I want some : )

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What really makes you happy? $$$$$$$$$ Pay Day $$$$$$$$$$

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Its better to love your family/friends,than hate them. which has more benefits?

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Whats not a cool hobby? Collecting nail clippings

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Give the old lady her_______back? 21 year old lova

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Do you like Gwen Stefani? I used to, but she borrowed a jacket, and never returned it ; )

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What do you think you'll look like 20 years from now? Wrinkled and rockin the coveralls while painting in my studio

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Could you give me a ride to________? Pleasure Town

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Do you like giving people your opinion? Not necessarily, but I will give it : )

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Do you like large "colgate" smiles? Sure looking up from where my undies used to be : P

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Answer: "Not in my lifetime" Question_____? (Fill in blank) Have another baby?

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I've been married for 22 years.My youngest child is 19. We got married because we were pregnant with our second child. Now that my kids are grown I want my freedom back. Will I have a hard time getting a divorce? Not if you guys can agree

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Ironic justice... what is the best? Justice with a side of civil suit for emotional distress

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If you could get free clothes from one store for the rest of your life, what store would it be? Victoria Secrets

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Were you banned from another site? Specifically a Q&A site, but anything at all? No I just get banned from clubs

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The answer is, "when my ship comes in". What is the question? Who has a boatload of hot sexay men in uniform?

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How do you think i could stop cutting myself? Counseling, and therapy.... also a somebody to remove all the possible cutting tools

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How do you like your salsa...mild, medium, or hot? I like it hot!! Although my colon doesnt : )

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What type of question (that has been asked multiple times in different forms) do you get sick of really fast? I have seen at least 10 "Am I pregnant" questions in the 1/2 hour that I have been on here today. The "I love 'em but he/she cheats" or "Break-up/broke-up"

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I want to divorce my wife. Where do begin? Go to the courthouse, and get a divorce package... or a lawyer and pay out the wazoOooo

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Why do people talk bad about each other? Retaliation for being rubbed the wrong way

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Whats the best way to do a colon cleanse? I've been told Banana Juice can do it, but dont go too far from the toilet

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What`s your biggest character defect? As much as I dont want to be... I get jealous because I dont wanna share

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Frankensteins monster - did you empathise? Nope, I dont empathize with the freaks celebrities are turning into with cosmetic surgery either

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If this is the answer, what is the question? Somewhere in the land of confusion

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Do you not find spots seem to pop up at the most inconvenient of times? I not find spots, but I want pop anytime : )

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What is JQuery? He is that homo who hangs in the showers wanting to lather anybody coming in to get cleaned up : P

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What is the worst thing you ever said to you parents? When I was a kid I told my mom I was going to name my kid a name she couldnt pronounce... so my kid wont have to be annoyed with grandma calling all the time

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What is something that a Cook uses? Me just before he squirts his Miracle Whip : )

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Does everyone that go into the bermuda triangle disappear? No, cause I sent a few and they came back : (

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How can I stay attracted to my boyfriend when everything seems to be going wrong for us? I don't want to break up. Relish the good, and stop dwellin on the negatives... unless he chases you with poop on a stick, then dump him

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What makes you so grumpy today? Repetitous annoying behavior

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Can I wear a pinstripped suit for my wedding? Wear whatever you want... its your day!!

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Would you like to follow in your parents footsteps or make a mad dash for it in the opposite direction? I just took my path, and fortunately it is better.

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Would you stab a good friend in the back if it meant getting yourself out of trouble? Naw, I'd be a good friend

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Who's going for a walk in the rain? I am. I already did today to get to work, but the gross part is the rain is yellow like camel piss.

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Me n my gf broke up a year back n now decided 2 get back together...but in that 1 yr...she slept around with bunch of guys sayin she had to do it coz she could not take the breakup...n doesn even regret it....what should i do..get back wid her Uh gross!! Why would you want somebody's leftovers? Also that is a rediculous excuse.

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My girlfriend just started her period. What do I do? Earn your "Red Wings" but do it with the lights on or baby wipes near or its gonna look like murder Red Wings defined... sex with a menstruating female, leaving red marks resembling wings on the thighs of both parties

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Is your name or do you know anyone by the name of "Cindy?" Noper, and I know a couple

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What magic would you like to work on your partner today? Show up, and trim my pubes

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Do you have an obsession over anything or anyone, if so what or who do you have the obsession over? All you all the time, now open your blinds, and stop changing your phone number. : )

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Which of these girls names would you prefer - Anne, Mary, Elizabeth, Shirley or Charlotte? I like Charlotte the most, but I think "Todd" for a girl name would be AwEsOmE!

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How can i send messages telepathically? First stop talking : )

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Have you ever tried to Smoke Salmon, Fish or Shrimp? Yes, and I would like more... Are you serving?

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When you close your eyes, what do you see? Your mom naked, and I still have nightmares : )

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How can you tell if a guy is circumcised or uncircumcised? Kinda like playing hide and seek...

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What do you do when AnswerBag goes 'in for a service'? Look at ideas for a tattoo on my foot

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How do i see ghosts? Naked cause your a pervert : )

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Has anyone ever stayed up hours after their 'bedtime' flirting with someone on answerbag? Noper

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Ask me a question about the future or about you or something. ask me to try something psicic. i am not psicic, but i want to try anyways. lol :) How long will the pubic hair be of my future s/o?

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What was the last person/place or thing you took a picture of? ME!!

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Girls in glasses: hot or not? Awesome

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Anyone else LOVE having their hair played with? Depends on where the hair is, and if I'm related to the person wanting to play

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I love it when answers, especially cheeky ones, include pictures, what do you think? Awesome!!

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What is the most pleasurable sound? Absolutly no sound at all

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What's your favorite soda? The free kind

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How could i get my songs more traffic on the net, Offer free hotdogs

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How do you know if someone really loves you? They dont charge you for sex anymore : )

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What can you do about a persistent cough? Smoke another cig or stop suckin dick

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Do you believe this statement "When you find the truth, the truth will set you free"? It will get that stinky guy to finally take a shower : )

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Write down the next dozen words that anyone says to you or that you hear on tv or on the stereo. I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner

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Why won't my dogfish bark and my catfish meow? They do you just can’t hear them unless you have special headphones….

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I have asked a user here to leave me alone many times, and he refuses to stop commenting, what can I do to stop him? Oh my, why cant you just tell me, why did you have to post a question about my comments... I feel butt hurt Jokin!! Good luck!!

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If you could shorten a part of your body, what would it be? Nose, height, etc...and others! Shorten my arm so I can lick my elbow : )

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How come people get upset about being DR'd and call it "being trolled" when DR'ing is part of the AB game? AB is a game? Can I be on a team? I'm tired of playing with myself ; )

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How come women always have to pee so bad and so frequently? It only seems that way cause we cant piss in empty bottles and outside like men

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How did the retort "bite me" come to be? I say it when I feel tasty : P

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What does it mean when someone puts a dead cat in your yard Your sex is like doing a dead pussy

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Why are some people so against homosexuality? I think its because they are ugly gays who cant get dates so they act mean to the homosexuals who live their lives : )

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If you owned a book store, what would you name it? Creased

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My ex of 2 years and i broke up 6 months ago. We are best friends. He says he loves me more than anything but is hanging around a younger girl who just asked him out. He told me that we'll get back together after he is "done with her." That's not right That is sick, I'd hope you have more respect for yourself to not be with a guy who keeps you on the side as he runs through girls

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Do you like to ride your Harley just to feel the vibrations between your thighs? Hey its better than a guy most of the time : )

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How many times a day do you roll your eyes at something on AB? I tried to count but my eyes rolled so much I lost them, and go figure the count after that : )

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What drives a person to become a troll? Yeast infections : )

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How do you know if your having a miscarriage if you dont know your pregnant If the blood clot winks at you... I know I'm getting DR'd for that one!!

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I just boiled WAY too many potatoes for dinner. What can I do with them tomorrow, so as not to waste them? Potato Patties Baby!!! Modified of course to your left over taters : ) 3 lg. potatoes, cooked, peeled, and mashed 2 1/2 c. sugar 1 1/2 tsp. salt 3 eggs 2 tbsp. shortening 1 c. sweet milk 5 tsp. baking powder 1 qt. flour Nutmeg to taste Cream sugar, salt, and shortening. Add eggs, stir in mashed potatoes (warm). Add flour and baking powder alternately with sweet milk. Add nutmeg...

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If you found out that you had only three days to live, but you just inherited ten million dollars, what would you do? Buy a jet, hire an Entourage and move with a swiftness killing and party hopping all over da globe!!!

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Do you like the sound of your own voice? Yes, and sometimes I share it even when I'm asked to stop : )

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Me with long hair yess or no???[pic]. No

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Which is the best way to kiss a girl? South in the pants

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What was the scariest part of becoming a parent? When they wander away, and dont answer when you call... that is the scariest part for me.

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Where do you keep your dog? I'm not saying cause you might wanna dog nap him : )

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Whens the last time you had a physical? Last week in the train station by a gang

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Do women have to wear tight jeans to be sexy? No, but if they are tight enough a guy cant squeeze in them

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What does being insecure mean to you? My seatbelt doesnt latch

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What makes a man lose interest in sex? Pooping

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What would make your life better? Army of ninjas after Osama Bin Laden... free healthcare

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What would you change to make your life better? Army of ninjas after Osama Bin Laden... free healthcare

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Why text if you can call and talk? Sometimes you cant talk or your tired of talking, and sending a message is just there waiting so you can continue your day.

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Do you feel you have come a long way from how you were when you first started AB? i know i have. In a sort, but only cause I have AB for an outlet now where as prior I would just hold everything in cause I dont trust the people around me not to jabber my stuff everywhere. They act like a bunch of high schooler looking to make somebody look worse or them better.

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Do you believe that life is a lot tougher when you're stupid? No, they are oblivious

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I have only one testis so what can i do? The best you can, I dont have any : (

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "alley oop?" Sex with a lil wanker

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In the events of "I Am Legend," what do you suppose were the last dialogues spoken over the radio before their stations went off the air for the last time? This concludes our broadcasting day...

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What are the saddest words to say? He doesnt live here anymore.

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Did you ever have a big issues with yourself when you were a teenager? No, but my friends sure gave me a hard time for being a virgin so long

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What is the least favorite chore you've ever had to do? Picking up other peoples dirty clothes that should be in the hamper

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Who is the healthiest relative, in your family? Me now cause I killed them!! : )

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If a guy that i like talks about how many girls hit on him, does he like me and is trying to make me jealous? whats the deal? Showing off or wanting you see that others want him if you dont jump on

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What did you do to have fit body? Paid for a hooker who was in shape

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What is impossible to do? World Peace

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Is there anything I can do to help you? Insemination, now take a deep breath... it will only hurt for a minute : )

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WHATS THE BIGGEST SATELLITE ORBITING THE EARTH YO MOMMA!!

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Is anyone out there as narcissistic as I am? I took a rediculously good looking picture today, and I can't stop looking at it! Not I, but I cant stop looking at the pics either : )

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How do u get a guy to CALL u instead of texting or aol (no hes not married) Get a t-shirt made with his name or face on it : )

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Would you name some Positive Emotions for me ? ( happiness ex.... ) positive emotions Well Well-being Happy Happiness Healthy Health Gay Gaietty Strong Strength Accompanied Company

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What really weird thing(s) are you afraid of? Flying money shots

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Can some people just not handle the truth? Yes, and ignorance is bliss

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What is the best way to handle someone who is addicted to drugs or alcohol? Pinch off their stash before they use it all up : P

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What's one thing you should always have with you? Penis, cause you never know when somebody needs some

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Is it okay for girls to ask boys to go out with them or should I leave that to the guys to ask the girls? NO, its better if you just expose all your girly parts and say have at it!!!

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Hard to get.. does it work on guys about 21-24 years old or is it a turn off? Its more fun

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Father of cellular phones Mother of beepers? Are we rambling rediculous phrases or what?

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What happens to aircraft that are retired? Cut up for scrap? Are they mothballed - if so where? Recycled into dildo's for third world counties

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What is your bigesst regret in life? Look for the letter I'll mail you to answer this question on my death bed : )

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Are there questions on here that test your patience? Pushin to the limit!!

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Have you always got along with your brothers and sisters? No, but what can you expect from selfish people : )

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Does metaphysics make sense to you? No, but Charades is fun

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How do you budget your monthly expenses successfully? I pay for everything right when I get paid, and chill till payday comes around again... I only get paid once a month.

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What does your AB name mean? A bit of pig latin modified

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What would you never leave the house without... My left fake breast insert to balance my titties

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Think twice before __________! you cross me!!!

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It cost the taxpayers $6 million for "Moving Day to the White House". Is Obama any different than the others? Yes, he is President of the United States of America

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Are you ready to party like a rock-star? every freakin day rocking these ass-less leather chaps

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Can you ask questions that may take reseach? You could, I'm a little busy

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Do you ever feel unloved? Just when I wake up with a $20 bill on the pillow next to me : )

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What do men like about women? They are soft, and smell of the ocean

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What "childish things" are you going to set aside? Sticking my gum under tables... cause it later gets in my hair : )

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Do heterosexual men like androgynous women? Naw, and the female orgasm is a myth : )

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What is your name and are you a Noob??? What is a Noob? My name is Jess, and I am a Jess

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Anyone else miss Freddy? I was hoping somebody was a better shot than me... : )

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Caught my boyfriend flirting with transsexuals on MySpace! He opened up a secret account to do this. Already confronted him about it. He apologized profusely. Denies being bisexual. Said he did it "just for attention." Should I dump him? Drop the zero and get with the hero!!!!

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Are carrot greens good to eat? Just microwave 'em everything is good out of the nuke 'em box

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Do you have any sexual body parts that you want to be larger or smaller? My whole body is sexy!!!

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Is it just me, or is it beginning to feel a lot like Christmas? No, still looks like desert

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Is it normal for my husband to look at other women? And not so much at me? Sure, but if you have a problem with it tell him.

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For those of you that have balconys at home - do you use them much? I used to when I had one... I'd hang out and enjoy the air

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What is the most flattering question someone can or has asked you? Are you old enough to have a kid that old?

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Do you secretly do model poses in the fitting room while trying on new clothes? Secretly?!? Hell I run that strip like its a cat walk!!!

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Wow! Did anyone notice I am now a brain? My mother will be so proud!!! That is soo awesome!! I think I just pissed myself.... I'll be right back

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Do you like parmesan cheese? Yes, but we are taking it slow, no talks of marriage and kids, but with my fingers crossed I think parmesan is the cheese!! : )

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I am not able to view hidden files and... read minds?

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How do I get into Bartending? Watch "Cocktails" and "Coyote Ugly"

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Have you dialed 911 before? My mother would always push redial on my phone and hassle my friends to see if I really went to their house. So one day I dialed "911" but hung up before it went through. Later I came home, and my mom was all smiling and asking why I called "911", and needless to say I busted her : )

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What's the craziest thing that's happened to you this week? I finally had a solid turd

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What is your favourite movie beginning with the letter N? Night of the Comet http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087799/

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How many times a week do you have sex? Honestly how many? Are you one of the statitics? 6-8 times a week by myself, but no partner : (

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What is one thing that you will not let your best friend borrow? Credit Report

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How old were you when you joined answerbag? 33 and holding till June : )

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If you had to wear a necklace with an emblem on it, what would it be? Luchador!!!

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Rate yourself. How responsible and trustworthy am I? Why? I am awesome!!! I wish I there were more people like me!!! I am funny, colorful, and steadfast!!!

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How do you open up and let people in again after your heart has been broken? Very carefully

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What taste can you not stand? Duck Butter

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Why do I feel like punching someone in the face? Cause you need to punch somebody in the face... Bring it on!!!!

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Do you see auras around people and/or animals? No, I smell them

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Does anyone famous come from your hometown? No we chase them out because we hate people who are successful : )

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What's with your attitude? Its not attitude its the personality of a sexy beotch who doesnt give a damn what you think!! : )

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Barack obama inauguration: Were you there? Nope, I was in the desert because of the previous president

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Would you rather: eat a live cochroach or a live frog? Both at once if it get me out of the desert sooner

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Who do you wanted to be with? Someone who love you but you don't love or someone you really love but doesn't care? Hugh Hefner

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Do you feel safe in your relationship with your s/o? No, he is a trained killer, and has crazy mood swings

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A woman is alone in her house with a murderer. She breaks all the light bulbs, why? She has the gas on and figures since her boyfriend broke up with her after he gave her herpes, and he took the dog she raised from a puppy she will take that murderer out with her... so when she breaks the bulbs the house explodes.

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When it comes down to it, what is your real reason to come on answerbag? Laughs, and silly people

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How do you make a messy bun? Fix the bun then have crazy sex

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When you are creating a password, do you use a top secret encryption device or the name of your dog.....Fufu? I just use the title for the current vibrator in use

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What gives you gut ache? This...

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Which is the best love song? The one your lover knows, and sings in your ear while you dance

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Walked out this morning, don't believe what I saw. A hundred billion _______ bottles washed up on the shore. Seems I’m not alone in being alone A hundred billion castaways Looking for a home

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What's the first name of the person you flirted with today? SGT

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Why can't tattoos fall off? They can if that body part rots off

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Do you use a sponge or brush if you sink wash your dishes? I use a the dog, then a pressure washer... lastly the dishwasher... if that is jacked I just slap her : )

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Does anyone dislike phones as much as I do? Just answering them

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Do any of you out there play Scrabble? I like to!!!!

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Whats a world record that you would NOT like to break? Most anal sex & partners in one setting

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You know your loosing it when......? it flaps in the wind

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No pain, no _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank) pleasure

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Have you ever sent erotic / naked pictures of your self to another AB user? Just a boob

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If a ex says they dont wanna talk to your face is that them trying to hind? Girls have a vagina, and boys have a penis

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Do women really have a problem with their boyfriends/husbands if they curse frequently? I dont care, but preferably not in front of kids

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Have you ever said, "drinks for everyone!" How much was the tab? Zero cause bottle water is free when your deployed in the desert

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Why do many people take the pickles off their burgers...Do you not like pickles at all, or is it just on burgers you dont like them? i love the combination! They forget about the pickles... I like 'em so I keep them on.

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What if a friend you haven't talked to in a while kept deleting you as a friend on myspace,and everytime you sent a friend request to them,they accept it,and then they delete it? I'd block them, and steal their s/o : )

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Do police have the right to confiscate your camera? They say they do when you photograph them doing farm animals. : (

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What are the causes overpopulation Rock-N-Roll : )

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What to do to try and win someone back? Gamble

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Does your neighbor's barking dog annoy you? My barking annoys my neighbors

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Coke or Pepsi: Would you be able to tell the differnce if you where blindfolded and someone said taste and tell me the difference? Yes because I created soda!!!

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What is your pet like? Perfection cause he is mine!!

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My dog just brought me a sock. Am I pregnant? If the sock has stripes you have an STD

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So, DID you tip your pizza man!? Yes, I put just the tip in : o

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Have you ever claimed to be someone else? I dunno, I have amnesia.... do you know who I am?

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Don`t worry about oil... what happens when the chocolate runs out!!!!? Make more

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I have never been on a date. Any sound advice? dont go to a buffet or all you can eat

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Would you rather ride in a glider or parachute? Depends... do I get paid?

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What's a good prank to play on an annoying co-worker? Keep farting near them

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Should I order a PIZZA in a hurricane? Getting "Renter's Insurance" is harder

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What's the last thing someone said to you at the end of the relationship--their very last words? <3 Its all in the email.... it really wasnt they are just a loser

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Sex changes. Are you for or against them? I could care less, but I hope it makes them happy, and if I ask to see the new piece that they show me!!!

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What would you do if your 13 year old daughter got into the family's wine and drank enough to throw everything up and pass out? High five, hydrate and annoy the crap out of her cause she is hung over : )

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What's the most exotic animal you've seen in person? A Samoan

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If you could star in a movie, would it be rated G, PG-13, or R? The one that pays the most!!!

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How well do you parallel park? Awesome thank you for asking!!!

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What would be on a Chinese pizza? yeast fresh from a vagina

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How does the engine of AB have its cleanness? Power Douche!!

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Im hopelessly infatuated with my girlfriend and I miss her as all hell right now, even though i just saw her about an hour ago. Suggestions? Screw the dog to get distracted

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Will Tibet be free one day? Just one day, and then I'm gonna take over

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Do you like feta and artichoke pizza? Yes, now feed me!!!

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Do girls really appriciate and want their boyfriend to buy them flowers now a days? Yes, and with their money!!

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Am I a cross dresser if I just wear things for comfort and warmth. Yes, and you like it in the butt

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What is the best thing a friend has ever done for you? Sleep with a guy I was dating before I got to that stage in a relationship... later she got gonorrhea from him : )

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What is an abortion? What your mom should have done with you for having to ask such a simply answered question. Google Mofo Google

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How do I stretch the skin of the upper arm/shoulder area properly to tattoo it? Tattooing yourself? I think you need a third arm to assist

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Have you ever been scared of being in your room alone? Yes, because my hands keep touching me in ways that make me feel funny.

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My neighbors leave a light on with the blinds wide open all night, and it shines through my closed blinds and keeps me up. Advice? Brick!!

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What is something you want to do right now? Have a penis to urinate through the opening in my pants rather than pulling my pants all the way down and getting my butt cold.

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How to get my boyfriend back? Arm wrestle me for him : )

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I am 29 and play kickball, your thoughts? Do you ride the short bus to the field for game day? : )

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To keep time, or not to keep time? smack a behind!!!!

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What would you do for a free t-shirt? Your mom!! Or dad, or cousin.... throw a pair of shoes in and I'll do the family pet

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Do you feel that you look into things too deeply, or do you take them for face value? Depends on how much oxygen is in the room

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How was the west won? One strip club at a time

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Is it just me or are Obama's daughters the cutest kids ever? Well not everybody can afford genectically enhanced mutant children. : )

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What vegetable would make the best lover? George on the third floor because even though he is in a coma induced vegetative state he always has a boner.

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Please help me congradulate Vodoo on Beoming a Sage! Yeah! Oogly Boogly

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What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say "Gold"? Bling! Bling!

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If you could change the ocean into your favorite beverage, what would it be? Considering all the people poo, and pee in there I dont think it would be my favorite anymore... So I'd prefer to keep it the way it is.

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If you're boyfriend or girlfriend went to jail for.. lets say, theft, would you wait for them and be there for them. Or see it as a sign to move on? Sure, I dont have anything else to do, and dating sux!

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Have you ever heard someone say "break a leg"? Yes, and I did, cause he owed my boss money

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Could you live as the Amish do with no electricity and no communication outside their "sect"/farm? I would need baby steps like preschool.

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What has been the worst plastic surgery to go wrong? Meg Ryan

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Is it naïve to believe everything one hears? Not if the speaker is naked.

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Would you sacrifice the quality of a person for their attractiveness? Noper cause it takes more than appearance to attract me.

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If I refuse to budge, should I stand firm? In comfortable shoes, cause you may be there awhile : )

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Has your piggy bank ever suffered an economic downturn? Naw, it is always hungry.

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Does silence come in different flavours? I know it smells like death, cause dead men tell no tales...

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If you could, whose Answerbag user account would you purchase by auction? That one AB'er who has points, and has an avatar : )

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What are you stuffing in your box? Tube Steak

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Agree/Disagree: When ice cream starts tasting good with beer you may have an eating disorder! Possibly!! Also probably an alcoholic.

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Are we often weaker than we feel but stronger than we think? The answer is "Out Sourcing" : )

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What am I missing here? Me!! Now come over here and get a hug!!

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If your partner was a drunkard, would you still love them? Until they drink the last beer : )

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Do You ever do any Research On-Line - have you been Successful...? Yes, and sometimes I surprise myself. Anne Boleyn didnt have 6 fingers on one hand!!

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Does it appeal to you to be an evil genius? Depends on the benefits package and if the dental coverage is worth my soul : )

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How Judgemental are You when getting to know Others personal details..? I accept who they are, and if they are prone to certain behaviors that offend me I simply tell them how I feel, and hopefully they want to get to know me more, and respect my feelings.

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Name something that comes out of a tube? Monistat 3-Day Treatment

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What are some reasons to refer a child for a speech evaluation? They dont sound right. : )

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What is the Molestation? Do you want a piece of candy? : )

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Are you a knock on the door or ring the bell person when presented with both? I'm a look through the holes in your fence person.

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Ladies:What word do you find most offensive? Being called a "Bitch"... I prefer "Dick" or "Asshole"

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Have you ever had the displeasure of going through a verbally abusive relationship? Yes, and its funny how you can go from being so right to being so wrong all the time.

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How Long does it take You to Bond with Somebody....? I bond with commom interests pretty fast, but trust has different criteria.

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What was your last "I give up!" moment? The day before yesterday... I needed to shower, but there wasnt any hot water... I gave up and fought the cold to wash my stankness away.

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