http://www.answerbag.com/profile/640371 New Answerbag questions from Mary Mary quite contrary Tue, 29 May 2012 17:55:29 -0700 Tue, 29 May 2012 17:55:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2580316 What would you consider to be something that's worth waking up early for? Thu, 22 Sep 2011 21:00:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2580316 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2559459 Will I be arrested for using "Scrubbing bubbles? Fri, 19 Aug 2011 04:20:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2559459 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2556866 I need help with a poem I'm writing. What rhymes with "Iraq, Hussein, yo Mama?" Mon, 15 Aug 2011 05:03:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2556866 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2539965 TENnnn HUT! Tell the truth, did your spinal muscles tighten? Wed, 20 Jul 2011 18:51:52 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2539965 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2534567 Is it possible (without being crazy) to simultaneously feel too hot AND too cold? Tue, 12 Jul 2011 16:29:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2534567 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2534566 If someone offers you a Tic-tac, are they being generous? or are they trying to tell you that you have bad breath? Tue, 12 Jul 2011 16:24:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2534566 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2529525 Is it EVER ok to get into a relationship with someone who's married? Sun, 03 Jul 2011 23:32:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2529525 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2528548 Is it OK for me to invade and take over Kansas, since the Holy Book of the Flying Spaghetti Monster says I'm entitled? Sat, 02 Jul 2011 12:48:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2528548 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2528401 What if anything has kept you from realizing your dreams? Sat, 02 Jul 2011 07:47:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2528401 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2526887 are silicon and silicone chemically related? Wed, 29 Jun 2011 22:10:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2526887 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2524135 Do you realize all of this mess could have been avoided? Sat, 25 Jun 2011 18:15:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2524135 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2521129 Is it reasonable to make your fingers into the L shape and hold it to your forehead if your friend doesn't know how to use chopsticks? Mon, 20 Jun 2011 21:13:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2521129 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2515017 Why does congress pursue a public witch hunt accusing baseball players of taking steroids while they turned a blind eye to Schwarzenegger? Fri, 10 Jun 2011 04:09:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2515017 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2515013 Do you ever stop to wonder if you're being fed deliberately wrong "news?" Fri, 10 Jun 2011 04:05:28 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2515013 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2509691 Johnny spends many hours per day studying for a spelling bee. Bobby spends the same amount of time in World of Warcraft. Wed, 01 Jun 2011 11:54:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2509691 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2508835 Whoah-oh, what I want to know, where does the time go? Tue, 31 May 2011 08:34:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2508835 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2508820 Do you think Ahnold believes that screwing the housekeeper will prove he's not a girly man? Tue, 31 May 2011 08:08:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2508820 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2507803 Aren't mummies really nothing more than zombies wrapped in bandages? Sun, 29 May 2011 13:29:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2507803 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2507776 Do you actually enjoy overeating? Sun, 29 May 2011 12:25:56 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2507776 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2507753 Would you rather be the poor person in a rich town? or the rich person in a poor town? Sun, 29 May 2011 11:36:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2507753 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2507722 Does witnessing something make it more real? Sun, 29 May 2011 10:37:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2507722 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2282202 It's Friday afternoon and we're stuck in the elevator together. Probably nobody will be here until Monday to rescue us. Wed, 11 Aug 2010 18:58:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2282202 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2252669 "Robert's rules of order." Who was Robert? Sun, 25 Jul 2010 09:09:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2252669 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2252667 Can you name a "point of no return?" Sun, 25 Jul 2010 09:08:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2252667 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2252656 Can you explain the lyrics: "moved down to Scarsdale... where the hell am I?" Sun, 25 Jul 2010 08:28:19 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2252656 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2252655 "A spartan existence" means living without much stuff. But is it also a reference to ancient Sparta? Sun, 25 Jul 2010 08:23:37 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2252655 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2252648 Can you name something that you only buy "by the pair?" Sun, 25 Jul 2010 08:16:31 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2252648 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2249035 If you're an American like David Letterman, introducing Paul McCartney, is it ok to omit the "Sir" before his name? Fri, 23 Jul 2010 21:05:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2249035 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2248939 Do you think it's a coincidence that Jeff Foxworthy looks exactly like the murderer/pedophile from "The Lovely Bones?" Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:11:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2248939 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2248935 How did Tiger Woods end up getting away after leading police on that "low speed chase?" Fri, 23 Jul 2010 18:07:08 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2248935 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2245135 Why do liberals have a problem if you make a reference to Al Gore's obvious homosexuality? Is it a "Ssssh, it's secret!" thing? Tue, 20 Jul 2010 20:55:30 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2245135 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2216465 Can you send a live cat by Federal Express? Thu, 08 Jul 2010 17:04:32 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2216465 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2215018 Is "Toy Story Three" just more of the same boring stuff? Thu, 08 Jul 2010 15:49:03 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2215018 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2163240 Uh Oh! Your teachers were right, you really WILL need your algebra! Tomorrow there's a test on factoring polynomials. Fail and you lose Mon, 28 Jun 2010 21:31:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2163240 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2162916 Do you think it should be illegal to dye your dog in rainbow colors? Mon, 28 Jun 2010 11:39:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2162916 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2162912 If your name were ANIL and people kept calling you ANAL, would you change your name? Mon, 28 Jun 2010 11:34:27 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2162912 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2162887 Some say ignorance is bliss, and some Muslims, Amish and others nurture ignorance at least in women. Are there any GENUINE benefits? Mon, 28 Jun 2010 11:10:58 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2162887 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/idea-perfect-vacation_2162862 Which of the following would be your idea of the perfect vacation? Mon, 28 Jun 2010 10:34:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/polls/idea-perfect-vacation_2162862 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2162801 Do you think it's reasonable for a man to refuse to take his SO's dog to the vet just because it's named "Floofy?" Mon, 28 Jun 2010 08:38:25 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2162801 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2161280 That Nigerian lawyer is still waiting for your check so he can release your inheritance. Did you send it yet? Sun, 27 Jun 2010 11:56:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2161280 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2161278 If you believe there's a hell where you are punished for your evil deeds, WHY would the devil want to punish you? Shouldn't he reward you? Sun, 27 Jun 2010 11:53:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2161278 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2161276 Why would someone shoot a hole through a brand new IPhone? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcnQ72sPZAI&feature=popular Sun, 27 Jun 2010 11:51:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2161276 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2161272 Do you think some day you'll get in trouble for all the stationery you've stolen from work over the years? Sun, 27 Jun 2010 11:43:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2161272 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2160478 Val Kilmer's wearing a handbag, his belly has gotten big and round and he's peeing often. Could he be pregnant? Sat, 26 Jun 2010 17:12:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2160478 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2159733 what do you recall Bart having to write on the blackboard? Fri, 25 Jun 2010 16:00:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2159733 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2158561 Do you think it's cute to name a movie "Little Fockers?" or do you think it's rude and stupid? Yes, it's a real movie. Fri, 25 Jun 2010 07:05:42 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2158561 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2158535 Even if you dislike him, won't you miss "The Governator" when he's gone? Fri, 25 Jun 2010 05:43:34 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2158535 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2158533 If you were president and you made some bad decisions about international wars, would you fire people who tried to point out your mistakes? Fri, 25 Jun 2010 05:41:10 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2158533 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2158526 It's widely believed that Al Gore is Gay and his separation from his wife presages coming out of the closet, so why... Fri, 25 Jun 2010 05:23:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2158526 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2157822 Specifically what kind/model number CPU is in your computer? Thu, 24 Jun 2010 08:18:05 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2157822 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2157817 Why is the flag at the end of a race checkered? Thu, 24 Jun 2010 08:10:49 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2157817 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2157719 What does the Vice President think of the war in Afghanistan that earned him the nickname "Bite Me?" Thu, 24 Jun 2010 05:50:00 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2157719 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2155575 What is this file? It's name is SETUP.EXE Wed, 23 Jun 2010 06:29:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2155575 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2155177 How many servings of fruit is an Appletini? Tue, 22 Jun 2010 20:48:40 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2155177 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2155149 If Tampax were asked to solve the gulf oil leak instead of BP, don't you think they would have solved it in the first week? Tue, 22 Jun 2010 19:51:45 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2155149 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2154837 Help! Stupid tech support says I should load my driver. Tue, 22 Jun 2010 10:48:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2154837 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2154833 Do you write off a girl with a stupidly spelled name like "Kandee" Tue, 22 Jun 2010 10:40:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2154833 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2154800 Why does my cat speak Chinese? Sometimes he says "Mao Mao..." other times he says "Nihao-Nihao" Tue, 22 Jun 2010 10:02:12 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2154800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1873461 If you had an evil monkey living in your closet, what would you name it? Wed, 23 Dec 2009 13:08:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1873461 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1857614 When I get an email from a friend with a header that says "FW: A Touching Story" I delete it without looking at it. What email from friends do YOU delete? Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:45:49 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1857614 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1857384 Can you explain to me the "EVIL MONKEY" on Family Guy? I don't get it, is it a reference from somewhere else? Thu, 10 Dec 2009 06:11:22 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1857384 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1857381 Would you care for a TING? Thu, 10 Dec 2009 06:07:03 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1857381 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1857376 What is a part of your body you would NOT want to have pierced? Thu, 10 Dec 2009 06:05:47 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1857376 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1854491 Want to get scrod, just for the halibut? Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:03:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1854491 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1850470 NFL coaches used to have headsets that said "TELEX." Now they say "Motorola." What's the story behind the change? Sun, 06 Dec 2009 10:06:17 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1850470 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1850427 Can you name a song that you learned when you were 0-6 years of age? Sun, 06 Dec 2009 09:33:02 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1850427 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1843759 Did you see Tom Hanks in "Cast Away?" How do you think YOU would do trying to survive on a desert island? Wed, 02 Dec 2009 11:59:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1843759 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1841678 If a movie were made about your life, what actor or actress would be best to play the part of YOU? Tue, 01 Dec 2009 08:50:17 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1841678 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1841676 Anyone want to place odds on the Steelers winning the Superbowl again this year? Tue, 01 Dec 2009 08:47:10 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1841676 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1841649 Why aren't there any super-huge stars? What is keeping all of the stars in a given galaxy from being pulled together? Their mutual gravitational fields should cause that eventually, no? Tue, 01 Dec 2009 08:32:02 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1841649 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1841583 Would you eat some stew that's been cooking for 100 years? (LINK) Tue, 01 Dec 2009 07:42:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1841583 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1841577 If there were a "2012" type catastrophe, where would be a good place to hide out until it passes? Tue, 01 Dec 2009 07:34:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1841577 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1828497 Would you like $5000? All you have to do is find the missing piece of Demi Moore's hip. (LINK) Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:28:01 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1828497 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1826324 "You have to spend money to make money." Can you give an example where this is true? Sun, 22 Nov 2009 08:16:04 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1826324 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1826246 In the military, do you get told what time to go to sleep? Sun, 22 Nov 2009 07:15:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1826246 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1826243 What do YOU do when you have a headache? Sun, 22 Nov 2009 07:11:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1826243 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1825611 It's the end of the world. We will all die, but you can save 5 books in a nitrogen-filled capsule, that's all that will fit. Which 5 will you choose? Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:36:00 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1825611 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1825421 What kind of mattress do you have? And are you happy with it? Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:35:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1825421 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1821630 When was the last time you apologized to someone? Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:27:36 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1821630 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1820282 Why do Downs kids have big tongues? No silly answers please. Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:00:13 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1820282 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1819360 Women in Japan, Korea, India and other countries try to lighten their skin "for beauty." Many Western women try to darken their skin through tanning "for beauty." Does everyone want to look medium beige? Or do we just want what we don't have? Wed, 18 Nov 2009 08:44:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1819360 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1817813 How does one weigh helium? Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:17:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1817813 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1817790 What part of you itches right now? Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:05:42 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1817790 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1814186 Bangles? or Bengals? http://homepage.mac.com/onehundredbhq/.Public/bangles.jpg http://www.football-sports-betting.net/wp-content/uploads/Cincinnati-Bengals2.jpg Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:02:26 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1814186 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1814170 Why is Mike Tomlin, who led the Steelers to the Superbowl, only 25th in coaches' salary in the NFL? Sun, 15 Nov 2009 12:51:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1814170 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1813647 Do you think the gold market is about to crash? Sun, 15 Nov 2009 06:16:52 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1813647 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1813643 What does your cat do when it's mad at you? Sun, 15 Nov 2009 06:13:47 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1813643 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1813642 Neither a ______ nor a ________ be. Sun, 15 Nov 2009 06:12:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1813642 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1809411 You sent out invitations for the big event on time, and called everyone to RSVP. But fat Aunt Sally, her husband, and 6 kids show up at the reception even though they didn't RSVP. There's no table or extra food for them. What to do? Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:49:52 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1809411 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1809404 What do you eat when nothing interests you? When you feel like every dish you can think of, you've had fairly recently? Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:44:58 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1809404 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1795982 You come home to find your S.O. soaking his/her infected foot in your favorite cooking pot. What do you do? Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:33:20 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1795982 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1790709 Watching the world series. Why do catchers fan their crotches with their fingers? Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:45:18 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1790709 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1789582 My dad was so cheap that he __________________? Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:52:20 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1789582 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1785748 Ford Prefect? or Zaphod Beeblebrox? Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:02:18 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1785748 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1784458 You've just been made into the Czar of airline hospitality and can select the foods that will be served on all airlines. Tell us what we'll be served in the next year? Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:57:56 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1784458 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1770247 I usually get a flu shot every year but I'm CONFUSED this year! I heard if you get the regular flu shot it makes it MORE likely you'll get H1N1. And I heard H1N1 vaccine is not very effective. What do you think? Sat, 24 Oct 2009 18:38:22 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1770247 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1752354 Is "Shatner" a dirty word? Thu, 15 Oct 2009 07:27:26 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1752354 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1748834 Do your ears itch? Can you think about them itching but not touch them? Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:06:53 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1748834 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1740024 When was the last time you cooked for someone else? Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:22:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1740024 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1740021 Have you ever bowled a strike? If so, when most recently? Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:21:35 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1740021