Answerbag: Mary Mary quite contrary's answers

Answer to Smoking __________.

Mon, 25 Jul 2011 20:05:54 -0700

Smoking __________.

in the boys room.... Teacher don'tcha fill me up with your rules Cuz everybody knows that Smoking ain't allowed in school.

Answer to any girls in ninth grade want to get horny please message me

Mon, 25 Jul 2011 20:04:34 -0700

any girls in ninth grade want to get horny please message me

I think I'll report you to the FBI just for the heck of it, ya perv.

Answer to Any tips on how to stay awake after an all nighter?

Thu, 21 Jul 2011 02:58:31 -0700

Any tips on how to stay awake after an all nighter?

drink coffee, keep moving.

Answer to That wanna ___.

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 18:53:09 -0700

That ____________ wanna _______________.

That that wanna wanna.

Answer to 3 men/women walk into a bar, two walk out, what happened to the other man/woman?

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 22:39:39 -0700

3 men/women walk into a bar, two walk out, what happened to the other man/woman?

While two walked out, the third was carried out. Poor lightweight, she can't hold her liquor.

Answer to Do you realize what just happened?

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 22:37:34 -0700

Do you realize what just happened?

Quiet down, I'm trying to sleep.

Answer to What is the best wine I can buy for under $3.99?

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 21:39:39 -0700

What is the best wine I can buy for under $3.99?

This guy will share with you for $3.99

Answer to Do you believe that clothes are unnatural, and human beings were meant to be nude?

Thu, 07 Jul 2011 05:10:24 -0700

Do you believe that clothes are unnatural, and human beings were meant to be nude?

No. Too many dangly, unprotected, and furless parts that are vulnerable to all kinds of perils. Clothes were unnatural back when we walked on all fours and had thick fur all over, but that was quit a while ago.

Answer to Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Sun, 03 Jul 2011 23:36:46 -0700

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The egg. It's "parents" were a turkey and a partridge hen. It all makes sense now, doesn't it?

Answer to can air conditioning cause headaches?

Sun, 03 Jul 2011 07:12:37 -0700

can air conditioning cause headaches?

yes indeed. The sudden drop in temperature in the sinuses as you enter an air conditioned room is one way. Another way is the noise of an air conditioner. A third way is if an air conditioning unit is dropped on your head. That one REALLY hurts.

Answer to Have you discovered your hidden talent yet?

Sun, 03 Jul 2011 05:49:50 -0700

Have you discovered your hidden talent yet?

I have many talents, but none are hidden. Most of my life I've paid attention to what I can easily do (talents) and what is difficult. The bigger challenge is to find ways to overcome those difficulties and manage to do the things that I DON'T have a natural talent for, such as learning Italian.

Answer to If I want to sit in my house naked with the curtains open, is this a problem?

Sat, 02 Jul 2011 10:43:56 -0700

If I want to sit in my house naked with the curtains open, is this a problem?

Given that I invited the church ladies over for tea, that might be a problem.

Answer to where is a good place to take a baby in the summer?

Sat, 02 Jul 2011 08:11:49 -0700

where is a good place to take a baby in the summer?

I loved taking my kids to the beach. Avoid extremely hot/sunny days though, and it's way better to use an umbrella or canopy than to rely on baby sunscreen.

Answer to will led bulbs put out as much light and payout the additional cost? or would CFL bulbs be the way to go right now?

Sat, 02 Jul 2011 08:09:11 -0700

will led bulbs put out as much light and payout the additional cost? or would CFL bulbs be the way to go right now?

We are just now entering the era of LED bulbs for general purpose lighting. Costs will go down as production increases. Already you can get flashlights using CREE bulbs that are brighter and more efficient than any other type. Last year, 60-watt equivalent LED lamp bulbs were about $75, this...

Answer to what oatmeal tastes best?

Sat, 02 Jul 2011 08:05:29 -0700

what oatmeal tastes best?

McCann's Irish Oatmeal. None better.

Answer to What small thing made life worth living today?

Wed, 29 Jun 2011 22:04:15 -0700

What small thing made life worth living today?

Happy hour

Answer to Should I soak it in cider?

Sat, 25 Jun 2011 19:22:54 -0700

Should I soak it in cider?

If you soak your bagel in cider, it will be pretty soggy and sour, and your toaster might short circuit when you put it in there. I don't advise it.

Answer to what are the top ten hardest languages?

Sat, 25 Jun 2011 19:21:42 -0700

what are the top ten hardest languages?

There's no objective way to measure difficulty, and it depends in part upon what you know already. If you know English, it is easier to learn a romance language than something like Greek or Bulgarian, because you would also have to learn a character set with those languages. It is easier to learn...

Answer to can i use apple cider vinegar of american garden's brand to cure my acid reflux??

Sat, 25 Jun 2011 19:14:24 -0700

can i use apple cider vinegar of american garden's brand to cure my acid reflux??

Vinegar is acidic, so I don't believe that adding acid to an acid problem is going to improve anything. I'd stick to prevacid, or if you want a kitchen home remedy, then use baking soda dissolved in water.

Answer to Is there a weapon in existence: that if used, will destroy the entire Planet & which Countries have this weapon?

Sat, 25 Jun 2011 18:28:05 -0700

Is there a weapon in existence: that if used, will destroy the entire Planet & which Countries have this weapon?

That was basically the danger of biological weapons, which is why there were treaties to stop their use. While they might not have wiped out the actual planet, they could have wiped out all human life. Even if you dropped it on an island such as Japan, there's no guarantee it couldn't travel on...

Answer to DØes it aññoy ¥oǖ whën peǿple ẃritΣ with ☼dd speci@l ¢harªctЄЯs?

Sat, 25 Jun 2011 18:20:41 -0700

DØes it aññoy ¥oǖ whën peǿple ẃritΣ with ☼dd speci@l ¢harªctЄЯs?

ŋŎÞë, ŃÕŧ mƏ.

Answer to What's the most powerful weapon ever created?

Sat, 25 Jun 2011 18:10:59 -0700

What's the most powerful weapon ever created?

The pen (which is mightier than the sword)

Answer to What is the US army's annual budget? The Canadian military gets like 20 million per year, but we have cannons... I know the US spends an insane amount of $$ on defense, but what's the actual number?

Sat, 25 Jun 2011 17:55:08 -0700

What is the US army's annual budget? The Canadian military gets like 20 million per year, but we have cannons... I know the US spends an insane amount of $$ on defense, but what's the actual number?

Updated figures: Total Spending 2010, Dept. of Defense: $685.1 billion The Army's share of that: $243.9 billion http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_budget_of_the_United_States

Answer to WITHOUT comparing her to Obama or other Dems, just on her own merits, does anyone out there think that Sarah Palin would be a good President, or maybe even the best Republican choice? (Please don't downrate people for opinions.)

Sat, 25 Jun 2011 17:44:46 -0700

WITHOUT comparing her to Obama or other Dems, just on her own merits, does anyone out there think that Sarah Palin would be a good President, or maybe even the best Republican choice? (Please don't downrate people for opinions.)

No, not in any way, shape or form.

Answer to What wouldn't you want to win an award for?

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 04:20:15 -0700

What wouldn't you want to win an award for?

The American Dental Association award for most cavities?

Answer to What to do when some one calls you stupid?

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 04:19:05 -0700

What to do when some one calls you stupid?

Nobody calls me stupid. and lives.

Answer to Can hermaphrodites be successful recording artists?

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 04:16:45 -0700

Can hermaphrodites be successful recording artists?

What is your problem with hermaphrodites? The simple answer is yes. Testosterone causes many problems with vocal development limiting the range of singing. For this reason, for many years through the 16th, 17th and 18th centuries, male choir boys were castrated while young to preserve their...

Answer to Why do people smoke? what's so nice about it?

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 04:10:13 -0700

Why do people smoke? what's so nice about it?

It's a "high," and you get to make smoke rings.

Answer to I just got the "Nigerian" bank scam email ON THIS SITE'S MESSAGE/EMAIL!!!! HUH????

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 16:29:49 -0700

I just got the "Nigerian" bank scam email ON THIS SITE'S MESSAGE/EMAIL!!!! HUH????

It's just AB staff, up to their usual tricks. They are also the ones who fill the site with spam, and useless questions that they answer themselves.

Answer to In your opinion,do you feel that by "confessing ones sins" In a confession booth,it enables the person to repeat these sins?

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 16:28:32 -0700

In your opinion,do you feel that by "confessing ones sins" In a confession booth,it enables the person to repeat these sins?

It releases your guilt, thus you can get away with anything. -Don Corleone

Answer to my parents never let me hang out with friends anymore i live on a farm so its almost impossible but i've helped out so much

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 16:27:36 -0700

my parents never let me hang out with friends anymore i live on a farm so its almost impossible but i've helped out so much

They're probably disappointed that you are unable to assemble something as simple as a question. A question will include words such as "who," "what," "why," and end with a question mark. They probably told you that you need to stay home and study instead of playing with goober and skeeter, and...

Answer to Who are you a megaphone for?

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 16:25:43 -0700

Who are you a megaphone for?

I'm a mouthpiece for the loyal order of the contrarians.

Answer to Is is possible to get an additional undergrad degree at a different school than the one you already have a received a degree from?

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 16:20:03 -0700

Is is possible to get an additional undergrad degree at a different school than the one you already have a received a degree from?

Yes, you can get as many undergraduate degrees as you want to from any institutions, as long as you are accepted, enroll and complete the requirements. But why would you want to get more than one undergraduate degree? Graduate degrees are usually shorter and often easier. Many Masters degrees for...

Answer to According to The Holy Bible, what does it mean to not have natural affection?

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 04:20:26 -0700

According to The Holy Bible, what does it mean to not have natural affection?

It means you have unnatural affection. Unnatural desires, wants and needs. Oooo. Very creepy.

Answer to eny advice for getting a dog .

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 04:19:34 -0700

eny advice for getting a dog .

Yeah, don't.

Answer to Time to _______ the dog.

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 04:18:57 -0700

Time to _______ the dog.

fuck. Not that I would, but that's an expression I hear a lot.

Answer to How long do you think you will live?

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 04:18:06 -0700

How long do you think you will live?

Long enough to get to know my grandchildren, when that day comes. I'd hate to miss that opportunity.

Answer to Keurig type coffee makers inject hot water into tiny styrene cups, will this poison you over time?

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 04:16:10 -0700

Keurig type coffee makers inject hot water into tiny styrene cups, will this poison you over time?

Any time you have food in contact with styrene is a bad idea, especially with hot liquids. That's inviting bad poisons into your body.

Answer to Would you buy Lamb and Blue Cheese Pizza?

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 04:14:26 -0700

Would you buy Lamb and Blue Cheese Pizza?

I like lamb and I like blue cheese and I've had them both on pizza but the combination is wrong. Lamb would be much better with FETA cheese instead of blue cheese in which case we'd call it a Greek pizza.

Answer to everything is great in my life, but i feel alone all the time. why?

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 04:12:44 -0700

everything is great in my life, but i feel alone all the time. why?

because you're alone all the time.

Answer to Is atheism as simple as not believing in a deity or are there broader implications to this belief/ non-belief?

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 04:11:09 -0700

Is atheism as simple as not believing in a deity or are there broader implications to this belief/ non-belief?

Some "atheists" believe that you must pray to Gaia and believe in the she-creator.

Answer to Why do Airline's and their staffs treat the flying public like scum? Do they really want to chase us all away and with us, their jobs?

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 04:10:10 -0700

Why do Airline's and their staffs treat the flying public like scum? Do they really want to chase us all away and with us, their jobs?

They figure they have a monopoly so they don't have to bother with being nice to the public. Until there's a flying option where they actually treat you nicely, that's kind of true.

Answer to Other than eggs, what is something you must break in order to use?

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 04:07:21 -0700

Other than eggs, what is something you must break in order to use?

The will of young army recruits.

Answer to What should I take to a christmas pizza party?

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 04:06:16 -0700

What should I take to a christmas pizza party?

A Christmas pizza.

Answer to why should person leave home ?

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 04:05:53 -0700

why should person leave home ?

To go to work, to go shopping, to visit friends.

Answer to What is your first name? NO last names, Pleaase!

Thu, 09 Jun 2011 04:04:46 -0700

What is your first name? NO last names, Pleaase!

Mary Mary

Answer to What planet has at least 10 volcanoes?

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 20:58:01 -0700

What planet has at least 10 volcanoes?

None of your business, nasty Answerbag Staffperson. Since you asked "what planet," you implied there is only one, which is wrong. So sit by yourself in the corner in shame for the stupidity of your question which presents a faulty premise, and don't ask any more questions here.

Answer to Of all the things you've done in the past 10 years, what do you regret the most?

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 20:52:37 -0700

Of all the things you've done in the past 10 years, what do you regret the most?

I regret having my 401k mostly in stocks in 2008

Answer to How hard, and how much, is it to go to collage (university) in the U.S, I'm living in the U.K currently.

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 12:09:04 -0700

How hard, and how much, is it to go to collage (university) in the U.S, I'm living in the U.K currently.

It's time to learn how to spell "college." Most US colleges are not selective; they admit anyone who can pay the tuition. Most US colleges are not terribly hard. Financial aid is difficult to impossible to get if you are not an American citizen. The Ivy league colleges and other elite colleges...

Answer to Do you enjoy making your own pizza?

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 12:05:58 -0700

Do you enjoy making your own pizza?

It's ok, but there are several places I like that make better pizza than I could ever make.

Answer to What is your proudest moment?

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 12:03:32 -0700

What is your proudest moment?

That would be the time I stepped onto the moon and said something about "One small step for man..."

Answer to How can an English 14 year old go about saving up a collage fund?

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 12:02:04 -0700

How can an English 14 year old go about saving up a collage fund?

You could go to college in Norway for free. http://tuitionfreecolleges.mtnhome.org/tuition-free-universities/tuition-free-universities-norway-2.html

Answer to Can you describe your bank account in 3 words or less?

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 11:37:51 -0700

Can you describe your bank account in 3 words or less?

interest - bearing checking

Answer to I put my biscuit in some tea, and it went wet. WHY?

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 11:26:49 -0700

I put my biscuit in some tea, and it went wet. WHY?

It did it out of spite.

Answer to What do you need to make candles?

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 11:25:57 -0700

What do you need to make candles?

wax and wicks

Answer to Should I stay in this long distant relationship because im pregnant. Having doubts.

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 11:24:44 -0700

Should I stay in this long distant relationship because im pregnant. Having doubts.

Is your long distance lover the daddy? Or just some good schnook that you thought you'd saddle with the bills?

Answer to How much do you think that unreal effects reality? Is some Sci-fi wishful thinking until we manifest it? Is what's unreal supposed to stay unreal?

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 11:23:22 -0700

How much do you think that unreal effects reality? Is some Sci-fi wishful thinking until we manifest it? Is what's unreal supposed to stay unreal?

"Fear" isn't something that's real. It has no substance, it's not measurable, it takes place only in your mind. Yet it is a part of your reality and colors your experiences. Your reality, running scared through the streets of New York City would be different from one who walks through those same...

Answer to A major result of the My Lai massacre in 1968 was to?

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 11:20:05 -0700

A major result of the My Lai massacre in 1968 was to?

It shocked us into making sure such things would never happen again. Er, at least until the next American war. http://motherjones.com/files/images/Abu%20Ghraib.jpg

Answer to Top Japanese snack/meal?

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 11:17:07 -0700

Top Japanese snack/meal?

Squid on a stick and Pocky

Answer to Is it possible to be in love with two people?

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 11:14:15 -0700

Is it possible to be in love with two people?

I love my two children, I don't believe that's a selfish thing.

Answer to What activities in your life are weather dependent?

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 11:13:14 -0700

What activities in your life are weather dependent?

Painting my barn?

Answer to Where can I buy mutton online in the US? Mutton is the meat of full grown sheep.

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 11:03:26 -0700

Where can I buy mutton online in the US? Mutton is the meat of full grown sheep.

Just between us, any large leg of "lamb" is by definition mutton. The term "Mutton" isn't used in the USA, but plenty of mutton is sold as "lamb."

Answer to You know you should not have sex with someone when . . . ?

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 05:51:55 -0700

You know you should not have sex with someone when . . . ?

you're not entirely sure they're human.

Answer to What did old people look like in 1982?

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 05:46:46 -0700

What did old people look like in 1982?

same-old, same-old.

Answer to Have you poured beer up your butt?

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 05:38:03 -0700

Have you poured beer up your butt?

Just because YOU do it, you think everyone else does too?

Answer to The _______ is a lie.

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 05:35:12 -0700

The _______ is a lie.

pie

Answer to I loved you until ________ .

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 05:11:10 -0700

I loved you until ________ .

until "long time" was over.

Answer to Nowadays, is it still rude to ask someone their age?

Tue, 31 May 2011 09:29:26 -0700

Nowadays, is it still rude to ask someone their age?

Rudeness is the norm in some circles.

Answer to Are you with the government? Are you watching me?

Tue, 31 May 2011 09:26:39 -0700

Are you with the government? Are you watching me?

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Answer to What does the word 'tolerance' mean to you?

Tue, 31 May 2011 08:50:56 -0700

What does the word 'tolerance' mean to you?

It means I don't immediately slap someone for asking a silly question.

Answer to What do you say to a stranger who asks for your picture over the internet?

Tue, 31 May 2011 08:49:18 -0700

What do you say to a stranger who asks for your picture over the internet?

First, send me $500 via Western Union. Trust is a two way street.

Answer to What do you wish you were qualified for that you aren't?

Tue, 31 May 2011 08:27:45 -0700

What do you wish you were qualified for that you aren't?

I'm overqualified. That doesn't work either.

Answer to Canyouhelpmefixmyspacebar?

Tue, 31 May 2011 08:24:42 -0700

Canyouhelpmefixmyspacebar?

This friend of mine can fix any laptop problem.

Judging by the (almost completely...
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<h1>Answer to how can make fun and earn money without investment</h1>
<p>Tue, 31 May 2011 08:18:44 -0700</p>
how can make fun and earn money without investment<br /><br />I imagine some people get into prostitution with that in mind.
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<h1>Answer to Do politicians eventually believe their own lies?</h1>
<p>Tue, 31 May 2011 07:34:27 -0700</p>
Do politicians eventually believe their own lies?<br /><br />Yes, in their own slippery way. Bill Clinton said

Answer to My 1983 Chevy Truck is black. Why is it black?

Tue, 31 May 2011 07:29:17 -0700

My 1983 Chevy Truck is black. Why is it black?

it was the cheapest.

Answer to AB staff...just pricks?

Tue, 31 May 2011 07:27:11 -0700

AB staff...just pricks?

You're being way too generous.

Answer to What type of goose was eaten at the first Thanksgiving?

Tue, 31 May 2011 07:22:03 -0700

What type of goose was eaten at the first Thanksgiving?

None. That was a myth taught to school children to get them to think that there was some sort of peace and cooperation between native Americans and European invaders. Actually the invaders brought plagues like smallpox, and freely killed the natives at every turn.

Answer to Have you ever eaten Bananas and honey?

Tue, 31 May 2011 07:19:27 -0700

Have you ever eaten Bananas and honey?

Eww, too sweet.

Answer to Have you ever tripped anyone for no apparent reason?

Tue, 31 May 2011 07:18:13 -0700

Have you ever tripped anyone for no apparent reason?

No. Every time I've tripped someone I've had a damned good reason.

Answer to How to have fun during a boring french lesson?

Tue, 31 May 2011 07:16:14 -0700

How to have fun during a boring french lesson?

The best revenge is learning more, learning faster, and showing up the incompetent teacher with your mastery of the material. Whenever a class is too slow, read ahead, think about the story behind the story, analyze, criticize. Keep it up, and you'll be the one in charge soon enough.

Answer to What comes to your mind when i say Mcdonald's?

Tue, 31 May 2011 07:11:27 -0700

What comes to your mind when i say Mcdonald's?

rat burgers

Answer to Is there something wrong with me if the last two boyfriends I had seemed to need me to prove myself to them?

Tue, 31 May 2011 06:34:23 -0700

Is there something wrong with me if the last two boyfriends I had seemed to need me to prove myself to them?

Prove how? "prove you love me by giving me a kiss?" or "prove that you can field strip this M-16 as fast with me?" If they're looking for a demonstration of your affection, that's normal. If they're competing with you, it's not.

Answer to How big is the heaviest cloud?

Tue, 31 May 2011 06:32:22 -0700

How big is the heaviest cloud?

Nobody knows, but they can indeed be very heavy. Consider the fact that in 1984, hail dropped from one of these clouds to a depth of 8 inches in Douglas Wyoming. The weight of all of this hail was part of the weight of that cloud. One inch of rain on one acre weighs 113 tons, and a heavy rain is...

Answer to THE TOOTH FAIRY IS IGNORING ME. WHY?

Tue, 31 May 2011 06:23:54 -0700

THE TOOTH FAIRY IS IGNORING ME. WHY?

You're not his type.

Answer to Why do men say they love a big ole butt, but most of the time they look at flat booty women? Rather skinny, fat, or chubby with a flat butt?

Tue, 31 May 2011 06:22:47 -0700

Why do men say they love a big ole butt, but most of the time they look at flat booty women? Rather skinny, fat, or chubby with a flat butt?

If you actually watch a man watching women, you'll see that they look at EVERY woman who passes by, fat, thin, tall, short, old, young.

Answer to Creativity and genius often go together: DaVinci, Edison, etc. So why aren't there any measures of creativity on an IQ test?

Tue, 31 May 2011 06:21:31 -0700

Creativity and genius often go together: DaVinci, Edison, etc. So why aren't there any measures of creativity on an IQ test?

Because the tests were created by people who weren't creative and had no understanding of the importance of creativity.

Answer to Can I bypass the ac compressor on a dodge 2003 with a smaller serpentine belt and if so what size.

Tue, 31 May 2011 06:19:04 -0700

Can I bypass the ac compressor on a dodge 2003 with a smaller serpentine belt and if so what size.

Most cars are designed with that possibility in mind, since air conditioning is usually an option. Try running a string along the desired path to check clearance. If there's a clear path, you're fine. Match the ends of the string and cut it, bring it to an auto parts store (or measure it and...

Answer to If you don't, why don't you follow a religion?

Tue, 31 May 2011 06:10:12 -0700

If you don't, why don't you follow a religion?

Some are born to lead, some are born to follow. I'm no follower of anything.

Answer to My socks smell. What can I do?

Tue, 31 May 2011 05:58:39 -0700

My socks smell. What can I do?

burn them

Answer to Does creativity lower iq?

Mon, 30 May 2011 19:55:34 -0700

Does creativity lower iq?

IQ is an outdated assessment tool that was intended to measure intelligence, but only measures a narrow range of intellectual abilities such as mathematics insight, consequently it is no longer endorsed by top schools of education such as Harvard and Yale, and in its place, more robust measures...

Answer to Peter Thiel is giving 20 year-olds a $100K scholarship not to go to college but to chase their dreams for 2 years. Great/not so hot?

Mon, 30 May 2011 15:42:57 -0700

Peter Thiel is giving 20 year-olds a $100K scholarship not to go to college but to chase their dreams for 2 years. Great/not so hot?

It's not a $100k scholarship not to go to college, it's a time-off-from-college-to-pursue-your-company-startup-dream scholarship.

Answer to What oil should I use in my supercharged 6.1 hemi?

Mon, 30 May 2011 15:40:51 -0700

What oil should I use in my supercharged 6.1 hemi?

Mobil 1 Synthetic

Answer to Who eats the heals of the bread loaves in your home? Or do you discard them?

Mon, 30 May 2011 15:11:51 -0700

Who eats the heals of the bread loaves in your home? Or do you discard them?

Wonder bread doesn't come with heels.

Answer to What was the first widely spoken language in mankind's history?

Mon, 30 May 2011 15:09:35 -0700

What was the first widely spoken language in mankind's history?

Aramaic was the first widely adopted "lingua franca" language widely spoken across national and continental boundaries, from southern Arabia through north of Syria.

Answer to How did you get to know everything?

Mon, 30 May 2011 15:03:52 -0700

How did you get to know everything?

Studying, reading, and adept internet search.

Answer to How much water does not shaving save?

Mon, 30 May 2011 15:02:32 -0700

How much water does not shaving save?

Not shaving a beard doesn't save any water, assuming one uses an electric shaver to shave. Further, the bearded face takes more water to wash than the shaved face, hence the bearded individual uses much more water than the electric-shaved individual.

Answer to Do you have a hot water heater? What does it heat?

Mon, 30 May 2011 15:00:03 -0700

Do you have a hot water heater? What does it heat?

I do. It heats plutonium.

Answer to The best decisions in life ________________.

Mon, 30 May 2011 14:59:20 -0700

The best decisions in life ________________.

also have their costs.

Answer to You know you should move out when . . . ?

Mon, 30 May 2011 14:58:42 -0700

You know you should move out when . . . ?

the landlord won't give you another extension on your rent and has begun eviction proceedings.