If I was given a birth certificate at a US embassy when I moved to the US, can a get a certified BC at any US embassy?
on January 11th, 2010 | no answers

How can you defeat loneliness when you are 6,000 miles from home and no one around you seems to care you are here?
on December 7th, 2009 | 14 answers | 7 people like this

When was the last time you MURDERED an innocent potato salad?
on November 29th, 2009 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

Have you ever played Ookie Cookie? Did you lose?
on November 29th, 2009 | One answer

What is meant by the word "rotter" when used by an English person?
on November 28th, 2009 | 11 answers | 4 people like this

I give my heart to you! I give my heart, because _________.(fill in the blank)
on November 28th, 2009 | 2 answers | 4 people like this

Whats your favorite thing to dip in spicy cheese dip?
on November 26th, 2009 | 9 answers | 6 people like this

What object, when thrown at you, will make you laugh?
on November 10th, 2009 | 10 answers | 8 people like this

I'd do me... Would you do you?
on November 9th, 2009 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

She drowned my family in chicken gravy, tickled my dog, and diced tomatoes with my good spoon. Does she like me?
on November 9th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Do you think a clever name for a Disc Jockey in a gay dance club be DJ Bro Cryst?
on November 9th, 2009 | 2 answers

Im Serving in Iraq, SO fessed to cheating. Not sure how to handle this.. help, please?
on November 3rd, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

House for rent was very cheap. It said at the bottom of the ad "House is 76 past due on mortgage." Does this mean the mortgage...
on October 13th, 2009 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

To all my Military guys and girls. What is more frightening? Being in a bunker while hearing the mortars hit close by or being out in the...
on October 2nd, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Im trying to put together a slideshow to music. Its going to be a "tear jerker" I want the musi to go along with remembering...
on October 1st, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better _______.
on September 26th, 2009 | no answers

If you could paint your dog, what kind of sandwich would you enjoy while doing so?
on September 26th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

I want to travel to Vegas. What are some MUST DOs when going there?
on September 22nd, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

I plan on buying a new car once i return home. I was looking into quite a few cars, and i was thinking maybe Challenger SRT8? What do you...
on September 18th, 2009 | One answer

I just closed my laptop. The edge of the laptop clamped my nipple and it friggen hurt. I don't think i could do it again if i tried....
on September 18th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Do you know this rap song came out years ago. Music video had a box truck with a guy who had a dentist chair in the back, i think sang...
on September 11th, 2009 | no answers

You shore gots a purty _________?
on September 4th, 2009 | 10 answers | 9 people like this

Im building a deck and thanks to the Army, I get all the free wood I need. But why is it so fun? Im just laying boards down and nailing...
on August 31st, 2009 | One answer | 2 people like this

Im building a deck and thanks to the Army, I get all the free wood I need. But why is it so fun? Im just laying boards down and nailing...
on August 31st, 2009 | no answers

Was this over before, before it ever began?
on August 27th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Are there any rock songs that are remade rap songs like "Framing Hanley- Lollipop"?
on August 9th, 2009 | One answer

Is there an Engineer National Guard unit on Maui in Hawaii?
on August 7th, 2009 | no answers

Wow. I just had a very nasty, very erotic dream that i can only seeing myself do with her. eating and sucking chocolate syrup out of her...
on May 7th, 2009 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Is there any way to access "talk" feature in the yahoo messenger chatrooms on a mac? Im new to the mac, and still figuring my...
on May 1st, 2009 | no answers

Ricer BS or no? Kid drives an eclipse. ask him his 1/4 time, he tells me 0-60 in 2.6 and the quarter in 15 flat. WTF?
on March 15th, 2009 | 7 answers | 2 people like this

Anyone know any good Beach front hotels in Destin, FL that could possible have a suite with jacuzzi bath tubs?
on March 2nd, 2009 | no answers

My toes are cold.... Black or White socks? Or homer simpson slippers? i got them too.
on March 1st, 2009 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Whats the sexiest/hottest thing that escaped from the lips of someone you were fucking?
on February 26th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

What is the Florida Child Support payment if the combined income is roughly 4,000 dollars? (louisiana state law requires 696 dollars a...
on February 19th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

My mother recently had new neighbors move in next door. Her Dauchsund(sp?) always gets out, and when she does, these neighbors throw...
on February 19th, 2009 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Mardi Gras on Bourbon Street, New Orleans, Louisiana. Have you been, or do you plan on going? Did you enjoy it?
on February 12th, 2009 | 4 answers | 3 people like this

What is the name of the movie a couple travels down route "666" and kills everybody in stores but one person? The guy ends up...
on February 8th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Does it aggrivate you when people use "was" instead of "were"? (ex- where was you?)
on February 8th, 2009 | 7 answers | 8 people like this

When a person who has full faith in God that he will rid of a sickness they may have, and the sickness vanishes, do you think this is...
on February 8th, 2009 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

After watching "Zathura"(similar to "Jumanji"). If you played the game, and after beating the challenges, would you...
on February 8th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

How about an addition to AB where we can see who is in the PB? That way you know where your friends disappeared to!
on February 6th, 2009 | 8 answers | 11 people like this

SGTseanzie is traveling cross country from Ohio to Louisiana tomorrow! Wish him luck and safe travels!
on February 5th, 2009 | 9 answers | 8 people like this

I'll be driving about 1200 miles with a boxer dog. Any tips to keep him not so restless?
on February 4th, 2009 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

What is better to snack on than organic carrots and ranch? Nothing in my opinion!
on February 3rd, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Can you get flagged for a nonsense question if it's in the "nonsense questions" category?
on February 2nd, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

What is going to the happen to "Alltel Chad" now that Verizon owns his company?
on February 2nd, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

I'm offering you 100 million to correctly guess how many pubes I have. You could be off by 1000, and still win. The catch is, you...
on February 2nd, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

I'm so drunk! My back hurts! Who wants to massage me? Thank god for spell check!
on January 31st, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

How many times have you noticed someone on AB, and after a month+ of reading answers and comments and questions from them you realized...
on January 29th, 2009 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Have you ever been "new boot goofin' "?
on January 29th, 2009 | One answer | 3 people like this

Does anyone know where I can find a vet? Cause these puppies are SICK! *flexing*
on January 29th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

First thing that comes to mind when I say "I'm going to place my cheese on your head."?
on January 28th, 2009 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

After about 30-45 minutes of workout with my personal trainer, I sometimes get dizzy, and nauseous. I eat before, and I think I'm...
on January 28th, 2009 | no answers | 1 person likes this

Tuna is packed with protein, and good to eat after exercising, while trying to put on pounds. What are some things you can do to it so it...
on January 27th, 2009 | 8 answers | 5 people like this

Why does livestrong.com use answerbag user material as their own?
on January 27th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Do you have tickets to the gun show? *flexing*
on January 27th, 2009 | 3 answers | 1 person likes this

If you found the love of your life here on answerbag, and you moved in with them, would you call them by their screen name or real name?
on January 27th, 2009 | 6 answers | 7 people like this

If you are from the United States, and you are all alone while on AB, do you find yourself reading answers, questions, and comments out...
on January 26th, 2009 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

I cry, when ____________! (what?)
on January 26th, 2009 | 17 answers | 14 people like this

Would you put a Chinese man in charge of the supplies?(link)
on January 25th, 2009 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Is my dog angry? When he falls asleep, recently, he has been dreaming. Barking and growling and kicking about a lot. I think it's...
on January 24th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Is my dog angry? When he falls asleep, recently, he has been dreaming. Barking and growling and kicking about a lot. I think it's...
on January 24th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

I got a text message saying "Martin Luther King was killed in 1965. Obama is our 44th president. 1965+44=2009. Now tell me god...
on January 23rd, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Is anyone out there as narcissistic as I am? I took a rediculously good looking picture today, and I can't stop looking at it!
on January 23rd, 2009 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

OMG! I got bored, and shined my laser pointer at my cherry chapstick, and it lit up like a friggen light saber! Who wants to try this now?
on January 23rd, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

Should I make my avatar a picture of me with or without a lucha mask on? Why?
on January 22nd, 2009 | 2 answers | 4 people like this

Eye has a peenus 9 eenches long an 7 eenches around. Iz I small? Lol, do questions like that on here make you think "boy what a cry...
on January 22nd, 2009 | One answer

If your s/o made a t shirt with your picture on it, would you feel weird walking around with them while they wore it?
on January 22nd, 2009 | 7 answers | 3 people like this

These steak burgers have been marinating two days! They are like an orgy in my mouth! What food just makes your mouth water?
on January 22nd, 2009 | One answer | 3 people like this

Walked out this morning, don't believe what I saw. A hundred billion _______
on January 22nd, 2009 | 11 answers | 7 people like this

Would you still be upset if someone assassinated another civil rights leader, even if it meant another national holiday?
on January 20th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

If I died and went to heaven, how pissed would god be if I told him his haircut was SO last millennium?
on January 20th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Do you think it's true that "You can be a honky, and still be hung like a donkey"?
on January 20th, 2009 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

Being a Mexican myself, what classifies a Mexican as a "Dirty Mexican"?
on January 20th, 2009 | 10 answers | 2 people like this

SGTseanzie just slew a horrid spider. Who wants to throw me a victory party?
on January 20th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Who has a cooler haircut? God or Satan?
on January 20th, 2009 | 6 answers | 6 people like this

This AB addict needs a break from said addiction. What would a sufficient break be? A day? Week? Month?
on January 20th, 2009 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

If you are a male, and you were born vaginally(not c section) are you technically not a virgin? I mean, your penis WAS in a vagina?
on January 19th, 2009 | 3 answers | 4 people like this

When you get a song stuck in your head, do you find yourself singing the entire song or just the same couple of words?
on January 19th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

Could I be pregnant if we used the same straw while sharing a big mac with a large mountain dew? We didn't have any fries!
on January 19th, 2009 | 4 answers | 4 people like this

What is worse? An insecure s/o, or a jealous s/o?
on January 19th, 2009 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

Can your brain make your body sick, if you convince yourself you are, when you really aren't?(I.e eating chicken, then convincing...
on January 18th, 2009 | 8 answers | 7 people like this

I'd do anything for a smile, holding you 'til _______
on January 18th, 2009 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Now I can understand, it's sorrow that____
on January 18th, 2009 | 4 answers | 1 person likes this

Frozen pizzas. After you bake them, how do you cut them? Four big slices? Eight normal? Many small squares?
on January 18th, 2009 | 5 answers | 5 people like this

I've heard eating too many carrots is bad. How much is bad? A pound of carrots in an 8 hour period? If so......whoops
on January 18th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

But if you really loved me, you would have _____?
on January 15th, 2009 | 10 answers | 6 people like this

If we were enjoying a salad together, and I took the majority of the croutons, leaving you with very little...what would you do?
on January 15th, 2009 | 14 answers | 8 people like this

I popped a hard one while getting baptized. Am I going to hell?:-)
on January 14th, 2009 | 6 answers | 8 people like this

Has anyone seen the cheesy horror flick "Midnight Movie"?
on January 14th, 2009 | One answer | 1 person likes this

People all grow up to _____?
on January 13th, 2009 | 15 answers | 9 people like this

Will you take a journey tonight, follow me past the _____?
on January 13th, 2009 | 7 answers | 4 people like this

Why does cherry chapstick taste good when you lick your lips, but not so good if you lick the stick itself?
on January 12th, 2009 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

If you were to hire a maid, what nationality would you prefer? Would it make a difference?
on January 8th, 2009 | 8 answers | 7 people like this

What do you get paid to do?
on January 7th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

Why are you all up in my koolade?
on January 5th, 2009 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

When some lame wannabe wink and points at you, then makes that "I'm an arse" noise with his mouth, how would you spell...
on January 4th, 2009 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

My parents still stuff my stockings at their home, even though I'm across the country. They sent me it's conents, inside, a...
on January 4th, 2009 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

What is heaven?(humor encouraged!)
on January 4th, 2009 | no answers | 2 people like this

Who is brown paper pete?(story as a question inside)
on January 1st, 2009 | One answer

I told him his shirt was ugly, then he broke my _____?
on December 31st, 2008 | 15 answers | 9 people like this

If I gave you ten dollars, what color underwear am I wearing?
on December 30th, 2008 | 9 answers | 3 people like this

Does this taste diluted to you?
on December 30th, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

How would you define the word "redonkulous" in your own words?
on December 30th, 2008 | 2 answers

I just got out of AB jail for a week. Booked for vulgar language? Anyone ever been? What for? How long?
on December 30th, 2008 | 6 answers | 3 people like this

Would we be able to see a significant difference to the surface of the moon if a large asteroid were to strike it?
on December 22nd, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

While trick or treating, you approach my house to find a box full of the regular size of your favorite candy(not the small fun size) with...
on December 21st, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Just because I ______, doesn't mean I'm _____.
on December 21st, 2008 | 7 answers | 6 people like this

To my "-2 bible thumpin troll"... if I say something anti-sematic , will you, Instead give me points?
on December 21st, 2008 | no answers | 1 person likes this

What color was the underwear I just took off?
on December 21st, 2008 | 6 answers | 5 people like this

Fable II is consisantly freezing up on me with or without the new update... What can I do?
on December 20th, 2008 | no answers | 1 person likes this

Why don't you grab that, and slide it____?
on December 18th, 2008 | One answer

Change my pitch up, smack my ________?
on December 18th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

If my name was rick, and I took my bic, stuck it in your dick, would you be ticked?
on December 17th, 2008 | 2 answers | 2 people like this

It makes me mad when people just post statements......lol;-)
on December 17th, 2008 | 5 answers | 4 people like this

What's better for you, fuzzy hand cuffs, or bare metal hand cuffs? Why?
on December 17th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

Who will win the jerky war? Randy "macho man" Savage, or Sasquatch?
on December 16th, 2008 | One answer | 1 person likes this

I just saw an ad for an "are you ugly" test showing a large woman attempting to button her jeans. How would you feel if you saw...
on December 15th, 2008 | 4 answers | 5 people like this

"Last one there is a _____"
on December 8th, 2008 | 12 answers | 5 people like this

Can I buy you?
on December 8th, 2008 | 15 answers | 8 people like this

Thank you for calling Papa Johns, can I take your order?
on December 8th, 2008 | 6 answers | 8 people like this

How fast is fast?
on December 5th, 2008 | 9 answers | 3 people like this

Tattoos. What are your views on them? Do you prefer plain black or color? Do you have pictures of yours you'd like to share?
on December 1st, 2008 | 2 answers

You would think that someone who can DR -5 would actually say who they are, and not DR a lot of my answers. What can COAT do for me?
on December 1st, 2008 | One answer | 3 people like this

What NOT to say after your s/o just accepted your marriage proposal
on November 19th, 2008 | 8 answers | 5 people like this

If you were a doctor, what would be the WORST way of telling a patient he's going to die?
on November 19th, 2008 | 21 answers | 16 people like this

If I were to give you a bath, what scrubbing device and soap should I use? Any other special requests?
on November 19th, 2008 | 2 answers | 3 people like this

Who do you find sexier, a police officer, or firefighter?
on November 18th, 2008 | 14 answers | 9 people like this

What would you do if I sat in front of you with two armed guards, a duffle filled with hundreds, and I place a jar of mayo in front of...
on November 14th, 2008 | 6 answers | 4 people like this

What the last thing you want to be doing when you hear someone say "oops!"
on November 12th, 2008 | 14 answers | 9 people like this

Kids say the darndest things. Has a kid ever told you something that made you uncomfortable? What was it?
on November 10th, 2008 | 3 answers | 2 people like this

If someone wrote an AB song, who would you think would sing it best? What genre of music would it be?
on November 10th, 2008 | 3 answers | 3 people like this

If there was a party, and everyone from AB was there, who would you seek out first? why?
on November 8th, 2008 | 18 answers | 16 people like this

Im getting sick. hat kind of soup are you going to make me?
on November 6th, 2008 | 2 answers | 1 person likes this

How awesome is my new avatar?
on November 5th, 2008 | 9 answers | 7 people like this

What is your dirtiest little secret?
on November 4th, 2008 | no answers

Complete this phrase. When I see an emo, I just want to... I say choke it.
on November 4th, 2008 | 4 answers | 2 people like this

Xbox 360 wireless network adapter problem. It connects to the network, but when I test connection, it says the IP fails?! What can I do....
on November 2nd, 2008 | One answer