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My radio will not turn off when I turn the engine off on my '99 Chevrolet Tahoe. I have to manually turn the radio off but the clock stays on. What is wrong? I believe once the key is out and you open the door, its gravy

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What was the make and model of the first car you owned? 1992 Honda Del Sol

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Why does God send his own children to hell? Time out! lol

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How can someone make a fool of themselves online? Because they don't care what strangers think!

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Who are you? (introduce yourself?) I am Sean. I am In the United States Army serving in Iraq. I am an asshole. Its funny. But deep down inside I am just a nice guy looking for freinds. I love cars! Can't wait to get home, so I can get me a new one! :-)

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Cons have 2 big issues with President Obama. ! - In nearly 1 year, he's gotten nothing done. 2. He's destroyed US freedom and turned the entire country into a socialist state. How are those two views not contradictory? "getting something done" usually implies that the "something getting done" is something that needs to be done. They could very well say he isn't getting something done, but trashing a nation, if that is their opinion.

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I suspect Jesus would make a rotten president. Do you agree? Yes. He couldn't even mow my grass without breaking my side view mirror.

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Can you tell me what is behind you right now without looking? My launry bag, My M4 rifle, wall locker, fire extinguisher, and Rock band drums. I might be missing some stuff

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If you had to come up with a new burger...what would you call it and what would be on it? Damn. Maybe bacon, cook the meat with it set in ranch for a while. Add some provolone. I'd call it the Fucking Undeniably Rockin' Burger

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Home tattoo removal: QuickFade vs. Nuviderm tattoo fade, and removal... which is the best? Are you removing the goofy tattoo band?

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How much money should the Tooth Fairy swap for a molar? Leave a note saying the teeth weren't clean enough. Upgrade your brushing habits, yo.

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How big is the tv in your bedroom? In my CHU in Iraq, a 19" At home, a 42" if its not been stolen and pawned off.

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What does a man like the most on a womens body Eyes. First thing I always notice.

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Id like to try a traditional american breakfast! what sort of spread should i have? Grits is a definite. I like "Breakfast in a bowl. Large bowl, pour in grits, add butter. Fry up some eggs, cook some bacon, bake some biscuits. break up the biscuits and bacon, drop in the grits. Slap the fried eggs on top. Mix it all together. FUCK its good!

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My ____ runs _______ my _________ is a _________? car/12s/car/BEAST

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Who would you rather date Mila Kunis or Megan Fox? Mila. Shes sexy.

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Are you having a lazy Sunday or have you been busy? Nope. Always busy. My only down day is a Friday!

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What is the best thing since sliced bread and why? Me, obviously. I mean, have you seen my pictures?

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What is the true meaning of a promise ring? It means you aint ready to be "ball and chained" quite yet, but you want to tide her over;-)

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What can you see in your room that makes you smile? Well, I can see her on skype, and I smile.

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Are you on your computer right now? Possibly by the time you read this, no. Maybe yes.

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Do you have an answerbag crush at the moment? Nope. My one and only AB crush is gone and faded

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It's Guy Fawkes today, are there any fireworks going off in your area? No. Im In Iraq. We hope for NO fireworks :-)

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Why does New York have a city with the same name as the state? Because god loves the Infantry!

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Can you be happy spending a day doing absolutely nothing? I would kill for a day like that! Even on my days out, it seems I get tasked out to do something else.

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Do you walk the lonely road? Sorta on that path at the moment.

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What are your biggest fears in life? Fear of being alone my life

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What can you hear right now? distant machine gun fire.

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How do you feel on January 2nd when all the holidays are done with? Well, Im in Iraq ATM, and the holidays are pretty depressing around here. So I guess I will feel relieved.

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Whats the funnest thing you dog has ever done? I once brought him to lake eerie, and we were on the dock. The waves would splash up on it, and he'd run away from the water with his tail between his legs, then when the water went back into the lake, he'd act all tough barking at the water, then it would come splash back up again, making him run away with his tail between his legs again.

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If you break up, who do you think will keep the dog? Mr Reaper will always be mine.

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Did you get wasted on your 21st birthday? Yes. got FUCKED up

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What's something you can do without in your life right now? Support!

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Where is God right now? Im right here on my bed.

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In no more than 5 words, what does your father look like? An older me.

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Can you answer this question with a song title: What are your feelings toward your S/O? The trick is to keep breathing - Garbage

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I do not know what is wrong with my boyfriend every time it starts getting the time of year for Christmas he well keep tearing up every time a xmas song is played i mean i love him but men should not cry is their any ideas why he is crying and how to stop Wow. You don't deserve a man. There is something wrong wih you. Every man cries. YOU are the one with a problem, you close minded bitch.

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Did you see Tom Hanks in "Cast Away?" How do you think YOU would do trying to survive on a desert island? I think I could survive fairly well. I just hate being by myself for long periods of time

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When you go out to a restaurant, do you usually order a appetizer before your meal? Yes. Always

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What do Turkey and the United States have in common? U and E

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Why did the trig teacher have trouble arriving at his destination? his dick got stuck in the vacuum.

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I want a down to earth, non-party, beautiful, intelligent, innocent, fun to be around, Christian girl. You think she exists? Yes. She is in a cult.

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What actual distance do you think you've walked in the past week? Shit. I gotta walk more than a mile to go get something to eat here. I walk EVERYWHERE. I couldn't even give you a guestimation.

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If you were a cop which celebrity would you arrest with a smile on your face? Angelina Jolie while she was streaking.

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Can any of you do this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6xEkjeV60Q after watching the first five seconds, I can say, wihout a doubt in my mind fuck no.

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If guns kill people, do spoons make them fat? Guns dont kill people. Trust me. Its the person behind the firearm doing the killing. If you dont know how to aim and use one properly the killing will be very limited.

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If guns kill people, do spoons make them fat? Guns dont kill people. Trust me. Its the person behind the firearm doing the killing. If you dont know how to aim and use one properly the killing will be very limited.

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Do you find red heads attractive? Love them redheads.

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Would you like me to turn you into a vampire? Please? You'll get a cookie!!! I'd be all over that!

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Do u think the patroits are the best uh, SCHOOLED by them Saints

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What would you say if your boss was off work due to sickness? I wish he would of. Hes better now, but I have what he had. the bastard!

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Is Miley Cyrus one of those people who can either be completely loved or totally hated by everyone? Which side are you on? Hate is a strong word.... I chose HATE

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How was your first kiss? Was it everything you wanted or nothing at all? I don't remember mine

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Why do all men Love kim K? I never known Kim K

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I have a wonderful girlfriend of five weeks, and when we go out I pay for the dates. I don't mind paying, but I can't really afford it. How do I let her know that I can't keep paying for all of our dates? Tell her, bitch, im broke!

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How to keep a kitten from climbing a 10 ft. fake christmas tree? KIll it.

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What is a parish in Louisiana? Basically a county. Louisiana doesn't have counties.

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What is a ski biscuit? I dunno, but it sounds gross. Kinda like an ookie cookie

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Who here is a virgin? Nope. Just been celibate for a while. lol

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How can you find out the age of a hot water heater Beat it with a hammer until it talks.

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What is the largest object with the least weight known to man? Hmm.. Thats a had question to ask, because "with the least" weight as compared to what?

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Is it cold enough outside yet to start a fire in the fireplace? sure. If I had a fire place!

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What do you do when your clumsy significant other keep bumbling and breaking/damaging your furnishings? Shock Collar.

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Would this toy creep you out? No. This doll is just ridiculous.

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What are some good cute relationship songs? Just sweet not like dirty or what not? try Warmness of the Soul - Avenged Sevenfold

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Whats the sweetest thing a guy can say to a girl he likes? say "Do you know whats wrong with you?" while placing a finger under her chin, gently tilting her head looking at you, then say "Absolutely nothing" :-D If this don't melt her heart, I don't know what will.

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What is your opinion of PETA? PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals.... right?

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When you want a hug, where do you go to get it? I get em from strangers if I have to!

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Did you get a hug or a kiss today? Nope. Hopefully tomorrow

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What part of your body do you love to show off most? My fantastic smile.

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My mom named me Evolleiia Soraya and everyone at schools makes fun at me is it pretty or ugly name? Its a very nice name. Very distinguishing.

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Is death painful? Depends. Ive watched a guy with a sucking chest wound die. He looked like he was in a decent amount of pain.

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Which NFL team will finish 2009 with the best record? Lets hope New Orleans

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Whats going to happen in 2012 Satan will RISE from the netherworld, and tickle the buttholes of the wicked with a pink feather duster!

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What coloured eyes are the best in your opinion? green. LOVE em

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Do you know someone in your household who has had swine flu? No. But EVERYONE around me has had the vaccine.

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When was the last time you had sex??? Was is also the same time you had satifsying sex? Months ago. Iraq sucks!

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If you had super powers would you be out to help yourself or help others and change the world for the good Im sorry to say, but I'd probably be bad. Its sooo much easier. But then.. I dunno. Doing good is fun to. Can I be neutral?

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Have you ever seen two vampires fight over a bloody tampon? lol Is that going to be the new Twilight movie?

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When depressed, what do you do to cheer yourself up? I haven't figured that out yet. It usually passes. I get depressed at time for no reason at all. I guess I just cry it out. Im not ashamed to admit that either ;-)

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What is the worst thing that can happen during a walk in the woods? Raped by a clown with a cucumber

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Have you ever tasted true southern fried chicken (chicken fried south of the mason dixon line)? Yup. I live in Louisiana

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How do i stop my older brother from screwing his girlfriend in my bed while i'm not home? First step, ask him to stop. Second, tell your parents.

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I will be talking to a Navy recruiter tomorrow. Is there anything I should know before going? Yeah! Consider Army! Hooah!

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I own a motorhome and can not keep my batterys from going dead, I have searched for something being left on ,can not find anything.what would make batterys go dead. Perhaps you should start it once in a while. Maybe your alternator is failing?

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I am 15 years old but i have a problem a 28 year old likes me but i am 16 in two weeks what should i do I think he just wants to fill your belly with baby gravy, then never call you back...just sayin

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Does this picture bother you? Are you offended by women who breast feed in public? No, not really. A baby needs to eat. She could be a little more attractive though...lol

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How do you practice your religion? I don't

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Have you ever copied someone else's avatar just to have it? Nope. Mine were all pictures i took.

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I'm going out for PIZZA. Where should I not go? Grand Wall Chinese Buffet.

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Look in a mirror at yourself now. What would you give yourself out of 10 at the moment? Im sick with this Iraqi flu, and Im still sexy as hell!

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What country would you like to visit someday? England and Thailand. Two of my top priorities. My father lives in Thailand, and English girls make my knees weak. I plan on visiting both very soon.

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How did cavemen cook their food? They didn't eat.

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Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? Mine have lights in both

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Why did you slap me? There was a fly on the wall. I thought you needed it.

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What is the best way of stopping Drew Brees? Why would you want to? 10-0! Who dat?

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Can an atheist show their love for others? as Jesus said, "Love one another just as I have loved you." Why couldn't thy? This question is biased.

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Viagra soft tabs ... Isn't that an an oxymoron? lol, Not really, unless you are thinking outside the box

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Would rather sit in office or cubicle? Office. My door is always open, though.

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Have you ever let somebody be a priority in your life... when you were just an option in theirs? It happens a lot. Im a very caring person, but usually don't get the same respect.

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What has shown you that life really is a beautiful thing? Everything that does usually gets taken away from me.

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Why is it that some AB users give rude answers to inoffensive comments? Because they know a good majority of people are the same way. They want to appeal to them!

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In my class either complete nerds or complete sluts are my classmates. So I feel completely lonely as I study for sometime, then go out and have fun. What should I do in such situation? Your picture makes you look like a slut! Why don't you hang with them?

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Do you know anyone who you feel takes advantage of you in some way? When I was an altar boy, the priest always asked me to stay late. He said there would be pizza! There was never any pizza. Only sausage! :-P

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I'd like to teach the world to _______? Sing! This song used to give me goosebumps as a kid. Now that Im a trained killer, not so much anymore! lol

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After reading the referenced URL who else felt the world around you is tiny. I got bored with reading it after the first paragraph... sorry :-)

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How Do I Cure Blue Screen Of Death Syndrome? Simple. Get a Mac

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What would you do for money? Go to Iraq!

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What shouldn't you do when watching a sporting event live? build a staircase out of green jello.

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Hey i just wana know if anybody but me feels like thers guna be an a twist on 2012 Yeah, the twist is JK nothing is going to happen, just like y2k

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, would he still be dead? No, he would be a Tranny stripper who charges entirely too much for a private session.

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Who agrees with me that George W. Bush was the greatest president in United States history? Great? Yes. In what aspect? I dare not say

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Can isell my 40 acres & cabin with out a realestate agent? Yes you can, but a real estate agent will be able to show your house to MANY more people than you can

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Who is the rudest person you know? Max Power, the Iraqi National who I choked out.

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What was the last dairy food you ate? Spicy Not your cheese , uh, nacho, i mean

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When you see an email from ______ in your inbox you smile? Valerie

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Just heard Tiger Woods seriously injured in car accident anyone know anything more? Says he hit a fire hydrant in his yard, and hit a tree in his neighbors yard in his escalade. Treated for facial lacerations,

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If in bed your GF out of the blue starts some manual stimulation (of you) and then half way through abruptly rolls over to sleep saying nothing and ignores you whats she up to - she does it often? You better not be in bed with my girl, mofo! lol :-)

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Does death scare you? What would you like to do before death? Not really. If its my time, its my time. But I would like to see my daughter again, watch her grow up before I do. Come to think of it, its not death that scares me, Its who Ill be leaving behind

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Do you delay opening your credit card and other bills each month? No, I open them right away. I just delay on paying them :-)

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What'd you do last night? Slept. Thanksgiving is SHITTY in Iraq

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What did you do for Thanksgiving 2009? Escort Iraqi Nationals

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What is the laziest way to lose weight? Smoke crack

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Whats your favorite thing to dip in spicy cheese dip? 1Im dipping Tomato and basil flavored wheat thins. Its actually pretty good!

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How do I begin to write a book and get it published? I guess start typing?

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What is the best way to start the road to Christ? Good ole fashioned cross burnings.

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I'm hungry what should I make to eat? eat what is available in the fridge. save the 7 bucks you'd spend at fast food

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Did you get a hug or a kiss today? nope, not yet, but i haven't even got out of bed yet

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Sometimes, do you like your bottom lip sucked and or nibbled during a passionate kiss? Yes, I always do.

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What makes a man hit another man? Many things. Disrespecting a woman behind her back, but in front of me is a very quick way to get your arm broken.

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I have a 20 pound turkey to cook today! Is your turkey bigger or smaller then mine? I don't have a turkey. Im in Iraq

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If you'd see a big shiny Red Button what would you do? :) Well, I see a shiny red button every day that I push, because it starts the truck I drive.

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I need to know how to search the computer to see what web sites have been viewed. Well then find out! Or at least ask someone.

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What is it that holds Homer and Marge's marriage together? Paid writers.

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Seanzie is smiling again is now a sage. Who would like to join me at a smiles party to celebrate his achievement? aha! Why thank you! :-D

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Why do hens lay eggs so waffle house can have a bigger menu

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What goes best with meatballs? Peanutbutter

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Have you ever been caught in the middle of a serious argument that could have come to blows? Today I almost fucked an Iraqi translator up for doing a very disrespectful gesture at a female soldier not once but twice. First time I corrected him, second time he was pinned against a wall. I stopped myself.

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Do you mind having spiders in the house? Fuck. I hate them. Probably the most frightening thing to me.. ever

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Is inner beauty more important than outer beauty? They go hand in hand, people who are ugly on the outside tend to lose physical attractiveness to me.

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Have you ever ate turtle soup, or turtle meat? How did it taste? Ive had it a few times when i was young at an aunts house. She called it teenage mutant ninja turtle soup, so I'd eat it! :-)

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An object is shot up at a velocity of 29m/s and it takes 3 seconds to reach its maximum altitude. What is the objects maximum altitude? 29 multiplied by three

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What's the best place to call to deliver hot delicious food? I tell you what. I'd kill a family of raccoons for Papa Johns, but I am still months away from getting it

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Name three things you do that gets your heart pumping faster? her, her and her

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Starwars Vs Lord Of The Rings.... Who Wins? LOTR is so fucking bad ass

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Do you think you are more perfect than others? <Im not sure, but this is a damn good picture!

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Is your name on answerbag is the same on facebook? No. It is not

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There r 5 injections 4 dog bite as per shedule 0,3rd,7th,14th,28th,&90th day(optional). Is there any harm if 7th,14th,28th& 90th injection is taken on 6th,13th,27th & 89th day?i mean if 7th,14th,28th& 90th injection is taken 1 day early? Yes. Your dog will now turn into the HULK when he is angry.

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How many Camels & Goats do you think Bin Laden has molested? One each. He doesn't like to sleep around to much.

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Are the New Orleans Saints the real deal in 2009? TEN and OH that is all

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Why does ice crackle in my water? I guess what I'm trying to ask, is my water possessed by evil spirits? No. These spirits within the ice are not evil. The just have arthritis.

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How to deal with a bully boss ex friend Scissor kick him in the back of the head.

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Are women in their early 20s attracted to men in their 30s? You can't generalize this question like your did. Every woman is into different things. Not every woman are into the same things. But, I would say, yes, there are many women out there in their twenties who are into older men.

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Is your grass greener then your neighbors? I have no grass where i am living now, just mud, sand and rocks

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What does your body say about you...? I dunno, you tell me!

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When you are at a Mexican restaurant do you sneak spanish words in when you order? (ie. queso dip or aqua instead of cheese dip and water) Agua, not Aqua....ass

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Are the last two digits of your birth year odd or even? Odd. 87

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What's a song YOU used to like, but have heard SO many times, that you just do not like it so much, anymore? Never gonna give you up- Rick Astley

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Is zero is negtive or positive It is Neither

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Last night I went to a concert and couldn't stop crying. The musician was a beautiful human being. I don't understand why i got so emotional the music was happy and she spoke beautifully. it was actually embarrasing cuz everyone could see. why did i? Did you go see Coldplay?

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What are you doing today at 5:30? 530 has already passed twice today

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Have your lips ever ached to be kissed? Yes! I love kissing, but I get teased with it all day, until it can actually happen.

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Sexiest kiss you ever received? Few days ago! Kiss came very quickly by surprise!

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Do You Keep Your Eyes Open or Shut When You Kiss? Closed. Though I do like to hold her close before kissing and look into her eyes

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True or False: your vehicle has more than 2 windshield wipers? Well, the truck I drive ATM has three front wipers. But Its not mine.

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Im finally in the double digits (its not great i know) any congrats to me? It still says you are LVL 9

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If Lucifer wins the next war what name will He give to God? Bilbo Baggins

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What would be one reason you would punch a fish? (Be funny its just a funny question) Because he punched my momma

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For guys and gals. Do you go down on your gf/bf? Always. My favorite thing to do!

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Imagine YOU are at a huge, nationally televised debate for a future presidential election, and YOU are holding a sign....what does that sign say? PeeWee Herman for President

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Has the "cat got your tongue" this morning? a few days ago the cat has stolen my tongue, and will not give it back..

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Is Santa Claws getting your Pet something for Christmas this year? Nope, I will not be with my pet for Christmas

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If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you would do? Run like a mother fucker

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Is it possible to bluff your way through a conversation on Twilight? Sure, just say "Why the fuck are you talking to me about this gay shit?"

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Having trouble eating cant face it help uh? No information. No one can help, if no one knows whats going on.

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What do you think of when I say the word: WAR? What I do for a living.

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What is something that bounces? Male Infants

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Do you prefer explorer over firefox? or vis versa? Safari... lol.

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What does it mean when somebody says your b.s ing? bull shitting. You are telling a lie

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One love feeds the fire, One heart burns desire, I wonder, who's cryin' now? Two hearts born to run Who'll be the lonely one I wonder, who's cryin' now? Some guy named Steve who works at Blockbuster in Rhode Island.... He is a pansey

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Any methody to calm and relieve myself because im always angry and im a depressive im 13 years of age and i live near the sea so i tried looking out and it doesn't work anymore, please what can i do, im at my wits end? Thirteen? Life must be so hard! Come do a completely stress free activity, like fighting a war in another country, a year away from everyone you love! Thats what Im doing!

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Would you assume that someone with the username of killdrphil has mental issues? I would think they were a poet, but they didn't even know it.

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When was the last time you dialed the wrong number? A few years ago, I called my buddy only to hear "This is the Army Recruiting Station, How can I help you?" now Im in Iraq! Damn my typos!

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Would you rather have a 10 minute jacuzzi or a 20 minute bath? Jacuzzi! Who is coming with me?

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I hate people who cant drive, how about you? No kidding. I almost killed a guy in a little yellow daewoo who decided to run a stop sign when i was going 40+ in an up-armored LMTV. Talk about scary! I had to jump a curb, and nearly rolled the thing from avoiding hitting him.

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What would be a bad combination of toppings on a pizza? Semen and Cheez Wiz

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If a parent kept their kid(s) home for one schoolday to attend a funeral for a local veteran (not a relative) just for the experience, and the school suspended the student(s) and cited the parent, on which side would be your sympathies? I'd be pn the school side. But only because I would be setting the building on fire.:-)

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CAN U GO 2 JAIL 4 USING STOLEN CREDIT CARD IF U DIDNOT KNOW ITS STOLEN How would you not know it was stolen? If its not yours, don't use it.

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Does anyone know any funny Chuck Norris Jokes? When Chuck Norris' shit hits the fan.... the fan breaks.

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Have you ever walked into a glass door that you thought was open? Yes. Once at a hotel, It was the sliding glass door to the balcony. I thought it was open:-)

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My mother raised me to never wear open toe shoes with panty hose. She now does just this herself saying, fashions have changed and now it is perfectly acceptable. I feel it is still tacky. What do you think? lol, senile old bird.

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Did a star recently blow up? I saw a red light pulsing in the sky(not twinkling or flashing) slow pulsing. Its a possibility. Now, recently? Read this.. you decide! http://www.itwire.com/content/view/28930/1066/

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What's your darkest secret? The one more secret than the one less secret right before it!

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Are mohawks hot or not? Ive seen some girls Ill do some nasty dirty things to who had mohawks, and some just.... what the hell were there thinking? It all depends on the wearer, i guess.

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If Jesus said "forgive them father for they know not what they do", does that mean that everyone in that lynch mob goes to Heaven? I dunno. I gave you points. It kinda sucks that the people who tortured Jesus go to heaven, but Ill burn in hell for denying religion

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If you had a pair of X Ray glasses, when would you be tempted to wear them? Negative. If I want a girls clothes to come off, thats exactly what happens;-)

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What if you were watching Oprah, and she shouted "people of Earth, behold your God", then Obama came out and gave a speech in military fatigues with a red beret and a cape? I'd LOLROTFLMAFO

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Dose anybody no any good songs for me to listen to i can not think of any atm? Mad World

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I started spotting .i dont know what going on .because me and boyfriend have always used condoms i need help ??? does this mean im pregnant? Im not sure if being a spotter for a sniper has anything to do with pregnancy.

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How do you choose between a person you like and the person you want? like? Want is much stronger than like.

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Do you have a swear box at home / work? How quickly does it fill? If I did, I'd never have money problems again.

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Does anyone know where the ABer "MRS. CLEVER" went? Haven't heard from "her" in a while and wondered if "she's" still around! Couldn't find "her" in member search; either! Any thoughts or answers? She shaved her head, and joined a convent in the Himalayas.

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Is there a going back on Iraq? Im sick of this place already! Hopefully I get to "go back" soon!:-)

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My neighbor has a problem when my dog banks during the day. What should I be expected to do? Well. I don't know of any banks open at night. But I feel he should be impressed with a dog who has its own bank account!

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Why would God create anything that makes him so angry that he burns them for eternity for doing exactly what he knew they will do before creating them? Why would God create people if he doesn't accept how they will use their freewill? Because she is a Douche Nozzle

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What is love? something that treats you real nice, then fucks you in the ass without lube when you arent looking

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Do you look good when you wake up or do you have "morning face" Im always good looking:-)

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Would you get on any of these elevators? LMAO! lol, that guy was baffled when the rabbits came from the stairs and the hunter came out the elevator

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Can you chose who you want to be in a 80s party for a girl can they go as boy george or maddona does it matter what gender you are? Im pretty sure it doesnt matter how you dress, as long as your privates are concealed.

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What is a way that you do NOT like your steak cooked? A way steak is normally enjoyed by many but would make you not even want to eat it? Well Done... its all dry and shit. I like my steak how I like pussy Bloody:-) lol

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Chicken fingers and what kind of dip? I like Raising Canes Special Sauce. If you ever see a Raising Canes, go to it! Its the best chicken fingers anywhere

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If we all lived in a candy world, which candy would your house be made of? Candy Corn. Then NO ONE would want to eat my house. Candy corn sucks

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What shouldn't be done with ink? Use it to bathe in.

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Does anyone remember the name of the ranger in Yogi Bear? Ranger Smith

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If a legal immigrant, from Mexico, moved in next door to you and displayed a Mexican flag in his front yard instead of an American flag, would this upset you? Not at all. You have to have pride where you are from.

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Asalamo alikum. Respect sir. i want to add two cell i.e A1 & B1 but the result should be in B1 cell.and every old value of B1 should remain the same while it should be calculated with A1. i hope u will have understand my this problem. i will have bee You can insert a cell to the left of that you added?

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Do you have capped bandwidth? Yes. 5GB a month

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What's one trick you can do with a MAC that most people may not know about? œ∑®Ω≈ç√∫ all kinds od strange keys;-)

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Are you violent? When I have to be

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What's something you buy that is in a bag? answers

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I have a friend who is paranoid and gets into alot of fights and gets his butt kicked. What should i do? Dont be his friend anymore

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How do you deal with someone who breaks every promise made to you...someone who you thought really cared and BAM they break your heart again? Wish I knew. Im in the same situation

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Has anyone actually gotten a date from contacts made on AB ? How did it work out ? ;) Nearly!

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Do you think the H1N1 vaccine is a really a plot to turn us all into flesh eating zombies? Actually its the opposite. Its to prevent you from becoming one. Why do you think the military gave us the vaccine?

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I can't decide between the cute christian girl and the hot party girl. Being a Christian myself I lean a little towards the Christian girl but she is almost too nice. Which is a better choice? Just remember. You gotta test drive it before you buy it, otherwise you may be unhappy with the ride quality;-)

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Without going grocery shopping, how long do you think you can eat at home with what you already have? You said grocery shopping. You never said going to the chow hall to eat:-) So I could go on eating indefinitely. But if that isnt allowed, Id starve very quickly. I have only snacks here at the hooch, like cheese crackers and oreos

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The head of my cock got crushed where do i get another cock from as i do not live any ware near a chicken farm I am kinda in the same boat. My roosters leg was eaten by this girls donkey. She had a foot of my cock in here ass! Now my cock is no good!

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What is your sexiest feature? Certainly does not have to be physical! Overall, on a scale from 1-10, Id give myself a Chuck Norris

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You're laid off! You are handed a box to take your things and have an hour to leave. Will you take the stapler and tape dispenser out of spite? :D Thing is, I can't get "laid off" unless I do something drastic! These guys literally own me! They would just not pay me and make me work anyway;-)

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How do I remove tea and coffee stains A pair of Scissors. Simply cut around the stain. Throw stain away.

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Have you ever invented anything? What was it? Well, it wasnt an invention, more of an idea. When the Playstation came out, i thought, you know what? I think a great idea would be to invent a faster better system! Ill call it the Playsation 2... I have no idea how those bastards stole my idea! :-P I kid, I kid

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If someone tells us to go fly a kite or to do something worse to ourselves, should we heed such advise or just dismiss it as being sheer lunacy? Just keep a collapsable kite on you at all times. Anytime anyone says this, pull it out and let is open forcefully with a "fwump!"

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My boyfriend hides his fone and blocks me from posting to him on network sites. Also he blocks me from msn and his status has still been single after 2 years. Ive caught him talking to other girls on msn is he cheating? This sounds like you are stalking him, and not actually dating him. ha.

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Are you going to hug a veteran today. My wife is. Maybe. Im surrounded by hundreds of them over here in Iraq!:-)

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You are a police officer with a suspect handcuffed in the back of your cruiser when he complains he's having a sudden attack of diarrhea.. how would you handle the situation? Let him shit himself. Open my window. Those seat are plastic. You can just hose them out.

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This question begs to be asked. If it was a Christian American soldier that had snapped and killed Muslim American soldiers, would it have even made the front page of the local newspaper? Of course it would. Do you really think the news was like "Ok, there has been a mass killing. Lets not report ANYTHING until we are SURE the shooter is muslim." Ha!

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Don't screw up the rest of your life by doing this, if you haven't!!! BUT- have you ever leaned over a mirror which is laying flat on a surface, and looked at yourself? How is that for an image that you will never get over?? Best over 25 yrs. old. Im good looking from any angle!

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Can I get an Xbox 360 controller for my PS3? It would take some very very crafty electronics skills, but it probably can be done.

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What's your favorite hotdog brand? Hebrew National, Nathan's, Sabrett's, etc.? Ball Park

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Name an object that can be brown.... Iraqi Nationals

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If you look to the right of where you are now. What's the first thing you see? A box of sweetarts leaning up against my wall on my bed.

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My boyfriends best friend has just lost his leg in an accident involving farm machinery. His friend only wants to see my bf, but how can i support my boyfriend when he comes back? I dont think he realises how bad its going to be. Ive seen my fare share of missing or mangled limbs. Its a shock at first, but then it really don't bother you much anymore. He can work it out on his own

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Is there a special ABer out there that if they ever disappeared, you would be heartbroken? There already been one. Maybe things should of played out differently on my end.

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My 23 yr old daughter's husband is being relocated to El Paso from Phoenix, moving before end of November. She's my only child. I've handled my empty nest with her nearby fine. Now what? My heart aches thinking about it : ( I think someone is going to be taking some texas vacations real soon!

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Finish this: I wanna be __________. home

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If you walked one mile straight from where you're facing right now, where would you end up? Somewhere outside the wall in Baghdad, Iraq. Im not going to try it.

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Whats the funniest thing you have ever heard someone say? I got a twofer for ya, same stupid kid. This guy came from another unit to our before deploying. You can look at him, and his eyes just tell you there is nobody home. We were eating breakfast at Kuwait, and he was picking his eggs with a fork. He said something along the lines of "I don't think these Iraqis use chicken eggs." (keep in mind, we were in kuwait at the time) Then...

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What do you call someone who kills Americans in the name of Allah? I don't call them anything until after I've shot and killed them.

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What you think when you see your face in a mirror? "Sup good lookin!"

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Would you drink Coke or Pepsi for breakfast? I do the Dew

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What is your favorite Aircraft? The one that will be bringing me back home!

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Are you taller than 5'5 or shorter Taller.

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Is the swine flu vaccine safe? I got it. Im okay so far.

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What's the most expensive thing you bought today? I havent purchased anything in atleast 2 weeks

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What is your guilty little pleasure? Narcissism :-) I dunno why, but I just enjoy looking at myself!

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Is it normal for a 30 year old female to date a 21 year old guy (2009-11-09) MMM. I love me some older women!

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Have you made any new friends recently? Yes. Very interesting individual she is.

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When is it just wrong to yell out "Holla!"? When you are white in a very very dank ass hood, ya 'erd me?

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If a firefighter pulls someone out of a burning building, is it actually Jesus pulling them out "through" the firefighter? And if Jesus didn't somehow "grab the wheel", do you think the firefighters would stand outside like "F*** that, I'm not going in"? I could picture that! The firefighters standing outside looking at eachother like "wtf we doing here?"

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What do you look like? Second one is when You arent pying attention when a picture is taken :-)

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Why would Jesus want us to eat his body and drink his blood? BDSM

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Was Jesus killed by God for stealing His magick superpowers and coming down here to show off? Because he created a lot of controversy. He could have just cured everyone and make world peace without anyone noticing, then leave? lol. I love questions like these! Some are very clever.

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What sort of work does God do? He flips burgers at the In-n-out

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Do you have a long distance reationship that is tearing you apart? Why or why not? (please answer truthfully) Yup. Im in Iraq, and the stupid bitch just doesnt know when to quit...

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How many tattoos is too many tattoos? I have 1 tattoo of a dolphin on my ankle and I think that's enough because tattoos make it hard to find jobs and fit into society. Also, what is the worst part of the body to put a tattoo on? I think it's the neck I have 5, soon to be more. All are in concealable places

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A shortage of what in your life would affect you the most? snuggles

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Would the world end in 2012? Yes, exactly how it ended in 2000

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What was the last button you pushed and what color button was it? The red ignition on an LMTV

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What is Wal-Marts most profitable department? Their checkout counter

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What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard/seen.. After a bomb went off in close proximity, "Was that real" I had to laugh.

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Would you be offended if a guy asked you to go on a date and then didn't offer to pay for you? I don't think I'd ever go on a date with a guy.

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I just saw you pointing at something ... what was it? I wasnt pointing. It just does that from time to time

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What are some good/funny/cheesy pick-up lines? Sit next to a girl, look at her and say "I'd like to buy you a Ferrari." then open your wallet, look inside, then say "Well, fuck... how about just a drink?"

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You and I should__________? enjoy a banana split

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By this time tomorrow, I will be_________? still in Iraq

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Where were you on Sept. 11 when the 2001 terrorist attacks were commited? riding in my mothers suburban to middle school! That was a damn long time ago!

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Is there anything special on your wish list for Santa this year? A plane ticket home!

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I drove by your house tonight and you weren't in, where were you? Im thousands of miles away! Try driving by again in half a year!

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What is the most you would pay for a new television set? Shit. I dont think Id have a limit to be honest! I love big bad TVs

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What age do you have to get a tounge pericing You aren't required that at any age

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If you were to get a AB tattoo, where would it be? I wouldnt

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Do you (people who have tattoos) agree tattoos are addictive? Absolutely! I love them. Im getting two pinup bombers 1 on each side of my abdomen with "If you want peace, prepare for war" written in between them when I come home for R&R

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Why won't my mom let me pierce my ears until I'm 16? I'm 14 now. And I wish I had piercings because I'm the only Goth who does'nt have anything pierced. Lmao. Thats pretty funny.

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I will always remember Michael jackson holding his baby upside down by one leg off a balcony, what a guy. What will you remember him for? That when he woke up on the way to the hospital, they asked which hospital he wanted to be treated at. he said childrens

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If you came in and I was naked in your bed what would you do? -load the magazine in my m4 magazine pouch, -charge the charging handle. -point said weapon at you

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What is your favorite "loaded" question? They play that game over here, ive never played

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Guitar hero and Band hero is SO MUCH FUN! ARGH... How come nobody told me? Rock band, not band hero

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Would you sell your body to a stranger for an hour to feed yourself? Nope. I can get food my own way

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What color of Skittle is your favorite? Red, the Cherry red

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Is it necessary to change the oil filter every time the oil is changed in a car? If not, how often? I would change it for every oil change. It will save you a load of money in the long run. Also, invest in an oil filter magnet

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What can't you buy where you live? Booze:-( I miss it

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What's not worth crying over? Getting your ass whooped by a car load of teenagers and having your bag of candy stolen while trick or treating.

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Do you like gas station hot dogs? Ive had them on several occasions. Some were bad, some were pretty good. You just got to land the timing right.

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Coke or Pepsi? I used to like pepsi, but these Iraqis make it differently. Its no good. I stick to Mt Dew

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What is your favorite country? I tell ya its NOT Iraq

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How would you describe this moment in your Life? Fuck it!

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Who would win ? Spongebob or Jimmy Neutron? Jimmy. He can invent something to go underwater. Spongebob is fucked above the water

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I started a new job about two months ago and am having problems with my coworker. We're both at the very bottom of the totem poll but she seems to think she's my supervisor. She makes snide comments to me about the work I do. What should I do? Thanks. Scissor kick her in the back of the head.

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How did you choose your current AB avatar? Because its me.

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Name something someone could give you that would make you happy right now? A blow job

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What would you do if i broke into your house? Throw you in the closet with all my other skeletons

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How did Christians get away with naming dec 25th christmas? Is it just because there are so many Christians? I'm very curious... Who gives a shit? You get PRESENTS!

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Why do doctors always put on white gown and lawyers black one? Well, Doctors wear white, I guess so they can see when they made a mistake. Now, I've never seen a Lawyer in ANY gown. Only Suits. A JUDGE will wear a "gown". Perhaps you were confused?

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Just wanted to remind you all to turn your clocks back tonight - do they do that overseas as well? They dont in Iraq

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Has anyone taken a trip to florida before So many times! I love it.

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What's everyone dressing up as for Halloween today? Nothing. Im stuck in Iraq

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Where is the best place to hide a dead body? Never hide it, get rid of it. Take a boat into the ocean with lots of chum. Pour chum into water. Tie bricks to dead bodys feet. cut big gashes in body. drop in ocean.

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Can you describe your bank account in 3 words or less? full as fuck

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What is the male equivalent of a "cougar" a Manther

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True or False, Have you been on a date where white table cloths were on the table, linen napkins were used, and the restaurant was generally considered a ritzy place? I go to nice places quite a bit. Ive been to nicer, though;-)

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How many cars have you owned, which lasted longest? Many. None ever broke down on me, I just got bored with them

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What is the second largest desert? (hint: Sahara is No.1) Arctic is the largest desert

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What is the best part of your job Free food free housing

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Do you like your pubic hair or do you prefer to be shaven hair is kinda sexy. I esp. like a red bush;-) Red Heads are sey as fuck.

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Have you ever fanaticised about having sex with someone you have only ever chatted to here on AB, and whould you ever tell them you had? Yup. One very strong interest a while ago named Jess. I was going to meet her, but shit fell through.

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Mmmmm! What's in this stuff? The scalps of Bolivian Monks

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Do you NOT own your own vehicle? Why? No. I am In Iraq. I sold it.

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Would I be able to make a snowball in your yard today? In Iraq? No:-)

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What cover song is better than the original? Lollipop - Framing Hanley! Much better than Lil Waynes

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If a picture paints a thousand words then why oh why____________? cant i paint you!

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What was the best car that you ever owned? 91 300zx TT

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I just broke a mirror... what happens now? You enjoy a lukewarm bowl of Ravioli.

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There aren't any Russians, and there ain't no Yanks. Just corporate criminals playing with ________ (Fill in) tanks!

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Ever heard the expression, "In like Flynn"? Who is Flynn? Flynn was a big slut at my highschool. makes sense...

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My dog just chewed up my favorite book! "Marley & Me"!!! =( .....What is the worst thing your dog has ever chewed up? My old Xbox

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If Jesus had died of old-age instead of on the cross, would he still have died for our sins? Lets go back in time with many guns. Lets kill all the Jews and Roman threatening his life, and see what happens.

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Would you work for Jesus if he came back today? THe guy named Jesus does my yard work for cheap. I hope I never have to work under him.

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What color is the room you're in right now? Well, there is a Mexican and a Puerto Rican in here. Sometimes we have a few black guys, and a bunch of white guys. We don't segregate in this room.

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Do you know if there is ever a wrong time to eat chocolate? Right after your fingers broke thru, mid wipe.

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If you could be a successful professional in any field, what would it be (or if you are, what is it)? A successful Performance shop owner/mechanic

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How long does it take for light from the moon to reach the earth I guess It depends if it stops for gas or not.

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Have you ever licked a girls butthole? What was that like? Yes I have. Its very erotic. It makes me feel dirty, and I like that

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Any tips for making anal better? Lube, use one finger, work it in and out real slow. Once it slides with little friction, begin using two fingers. Once you slide two fingers into her, you can begin to slowly twist your fingers and slowly open them, kind of like you are giving the "peace" sign. Just dont stretch too far. Keep turning you fingers and stretching them out, and you can eventually slide three. use the...

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Do military guys think tag-chasers are annoying? Nah, I don't think it is annoying. Yet I do believe it depends on the chaser themselves.

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My girlfriend and I like to fantasize about swinging. What are your fantasies? Oh, Id love to swing, but Im afraid that would take a LOT of convincing to the SO

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Guys and girls.. if you had to choose what celebrity skank you would sleep with. Who would it be? Lindsey Lohan. Id bury my face in that fire crotch!

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Is it ever ok to go ass to mouth? I love it. There is nothing wrong with it.

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What happens when a gymnastic stunt goes wrong? My sister once was running to jump over one of those.. things. Well, she forgot to jump, and faceplanted the side. lol

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Does it make me a slut if i have had sex with more than 10 guys? Nah, Sex is a fun thing. I hate being tied down, figuratively, not literally;-)

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My sister-in-law is a Marine and she is in Afghanistan right now. My husband and I are going to send her a care package, what do you all think we should include? I love getting Snacks over here. Get some Easy Mac. Stuff is gold over here. Also heart microwavable meals that dont need refrigerated, because sometimes you just dont have time to make it to the chow hall.

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The last outfit you wore, prior to what you have on now, what were you wearing? ACUs, and a day before that, ACUs, and the day prior, ACUs

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Who thinks the H1N1 vaccine is design to kill? I sure hope not! I just got it free, Via the US Army

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What are your favorite boy names and favorite girl names? My daughter is names Tessa. I like it!

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IIF A GIRL IS PERGANT AND IS AFFARID TO TELL HER PARENTS WHAT DOES SHE DO? tell you parents. They will be pissed the longer you hide it, and they will eventually find out

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What is a name that is just not cute at all? Sha'Queazy

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Growing Chinese military creates US uncertainty. China already has the world's largest standing army. What are they getting ready to do with so large a force? See LINK: I dunno, but I kicked thier ass is OPF2: Dragon Rising, so why couldn't I handle them in RL, yo?

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Are the voices in you head lost souls? I don't have voices in my head.

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If you met someone who shot another person (in self defense) would you be able to befriend this person and if not, why? A lot of my close friends have shot people.

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Why is it illegal for someone to sell a kidney or some other body part, but it is perfectly LEGAL for someone to sell BLOOD PLASMA? [The linked photo is NOT ME.] Thank god that isnt you. Guy looks like a muppet!

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Name the most terrifying moment of your life so far. When It was 1 am and mortars started hitting close to the trailers

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Can you name a movie that was based on actual events? Spiderman 1, 2, and 3

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Did you get lucky this weekend? Nope. I will be sex free until at least February.

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In the old fairy tale "Repunzel" the one that let down her long hair to escape the tower,what hair shampoo did she use? None. She had dreads, yo.

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What's the biggest object in the room you're in right now? My wall locker, or my bed.

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I say "middle finger" you say? Cal the police, there is a nut on the loose!

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What is something you'd never do, even if your life depended on it Kill myself? lol

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What do you think will happen on September 11th, 2011? I may be well on my way to another deployment!

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If you found the cure for aids or cancer how would you spread the word? Butter knife. Spreads better than you know.

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Can you make a proper sentence out of 4 words? No, I can not.

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I have ptsd and now the past has come back to be a reality. You see 3 years ago I divorced my ex due to the fact that he cheated, was drugging and got a crack addict pregnant. He wants me to forgive and start over what should I do? PTSD... HA.

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Would you cheat on your loved one for 1 trillion dollars? Yes. Im sure shed forgive me for 1 TRILLION.

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How do mend a broken heart? Semen holds the pieces together pretty nicely.

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What sort of job would you do for $200,000 a year? Hell, all kinds of jobs!

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What drinks do they serve in hell? You will only be drinking Satan's urine. Red Bull.

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Can anyone name something that people collect? Debt

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What is the best sport for getting fit while enjoying it at the same time? Rock Climbing. That shit works out muscles you would rarely use.

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How high can commercial shipping containers stack atop each other before the bottom container collapses under the weight? I don't think they stack them a certain number high due to weight, but because they can begin to tip easier. The cargo containers will vary in weight. They can contain anything from cars to pillows.

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How do i be presidant of united staets of amereca? Stay at a Holiday Inn Express

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Is there anyone here on AB that if you could meet personally you would just choke the life out of them for being such a sh*t? Ill drop a name bomb..... AnnieApples. I hate her

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How do you like your stripper? Tatted up. I love a girl with ink.

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Have you ever been scared at a haunted house? When I was a kid, I was TERRIFIED. Now, its fun.

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Do you change your "nickname" now and again (on AB specifically) or is it the same one you started with? It changes quite a bit, but it always contains Seanzie

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How many times have you had sex in your life? More times than i can count pubic hairs

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What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be? This is a long test. http://www.easydamus.com/character.html You Are A: Chaotic Evil Human Rogue (3rd Level) Ability Scores: Strength- 14 Dexterity- 13 Constitution- 15 Intelligence- 13 Wisdom- 17 Charisma- 17 Alignment: Chaotic Evil- A chaotic evil character does whatever his greed, hatred, and lust for destruction drive him to do. He is hot-tempered, vicious, arbitrarily violent, and unpredictable. If he is simply out for whatever...

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When was the last time you shot a gun? A few days ago

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Can you think of a dumb invention? this

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Where does ketcup come from? Ketchup bottles and ketchup packets

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I love in-n-out, who likes eating their? Isnt this the drive in featured in the movie "Dazed and Confused"?

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Have you ever found any surprises in yer chinese food? I found on several occasions what looked to be pubic hair. I just convinced myself it was the hot cashiers pubic hair, and continued eating

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What would happen if I ordered a "Dr. Pecker" at a McDonald's drive through? would they notice that I'm mispronouncing Dr. Pepper? probably not

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When eating pizza off a plate (rather than out of a box) do you use your fingers or cutlery? I use my FANGUHS. Cause I can do it all by my self!

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What are some things you can do with a cucumber besides eating it? Like the LNs here do. Pick them up, and throw them at one another.

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Its big and Juicy and I'm holding it with two hands It's just for you, What am I holding? watermelon

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Since I am a Native American should I get a specail Class in the hiring process & for jobs? Specail. Isn't that a hobbit from Lord of the Rings? lol, i kid. YES! why shouldn't you?

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Big Mac or Whopper? whopper, but burger king here sucks

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I'm thinking about joining the Army but I want to know what it's like first. Are there any camps where I can experience what the Army will be like before enlisting? If you go to a National Guard Armory, ask them about RSP. See if you can attend a few before signing up. This RSP is what they have now to prepare recruits from Basic Training.

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True of False, at Christmas you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your stockings? No. I never even got candy once in my stockings. Just little nicknacks

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Do you still enjoy looking at the clouds and making objects? I dont recall seeing clouds over here.

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Do you know of any Unsolved Crimes in your Area? Yeah Who keeps mortaring the god damn base! Im sick of putting shoes on so i can run for my life! lol

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Whats the least painful, messy way to kill yourself? drop a toaster in a bathtub full of water that you are standing it. Make sure its plugged in.

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Looking at everything around you, what is the first logo or company you can see? (exclude any brands or logos from your computer)... Puma and Ferrari. Both on the same jacket hanging above my door.

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Not 2b rude/disrespectful, but why dont people on here read over their questions before posting?Some of these spelling errors are so ridiculous I cant understand what people are talking about!!Dont expect you 2b perfect but jeez, come close to the word:0) "2b"..... that is all...

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If I asked for some... how much can I get? Depends if you are holding a gun or not.

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What is your favorite scent? mine is french vanilla fifty scent. lmfao!!!!

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Whats the name of your high school? (past or present) Dutchtown Prairieville, LA

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Vonage or Skype when travelling? I use skype. Never tried Vonage

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What was the first sound you heard this morning? Forbes! Wake up! Its 745! I woke up late this morning.

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What's the next thing you're really looking forward to? R&R!!

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Do you eat your meals at the same time every day? Roughly. Chow Hall is only open a couple hours each meal

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If you were a pro wrestler what would be the name of your finish off move? The Jesus Juicer.

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What will you be doing for Halloween? Probably running from incoming indirect fire, seeing as its the last day of october:-)

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Why are bullfighter capes red? Cause they had a ton of red fabric left over!

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If I assembled 3 of your former supervisors in a room and asked them about you, what would they say about you that you would make you smile? The wouldn't say anything. All of them died in structure fires shortly after terminating me.

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If you could change your name to anything you wanted, what would it be? La' Shaniquila, Sha' Queezy, oh Sha' Liquidy.

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Is there something that you can never tell anyone? Yes, I don't think I could tell anyone about that hooker I killed! ...D'OH!

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Why do you think that? I don't. Its just a visage.

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He's in my class, I think hes really funny and cute but I think he thinks im weird cuz I always stare at him. I really him to like me, what do I do? Just keep staring, when he looks and says "What?" remain silent, and continue staring. Guys like that sort of thing.

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What is a nickname? And how do I get one? I have a few. Seanzie. Given to me by High school buddies. Forbit, Foreplay, Forbis, all given to me by my army buddies.

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When one person worries about getting struck by lightning, what do you do? I ignore them. Why do I care what that one person is worried for?

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Do you pick your nose? Yes I do. I get sand boogers. and ill usually toss the boogernade!

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I have pocket knives all over my room and one of my friends that i have known for years says i should get rid of them, what wrong with haven over 20knives? Nothing. Don't get rid of your knives, get rid of your friend!

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I have a HUGE crush on someone from AB! Can you guess who it is? I didnt know Chuck Norris has an account on AB!

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You're a moon what? Salt shaker

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It's raining outside and it's chilly here. Would you care to trade weather with me? Sure, as long as we change location too!

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Knife or gun? I carry both with me. You never know if when you are going to need either.

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Polar Bear Vs Grizzly Bear,who would win? Depends. Wheres the fight taking place? In the Polar bears home, or the Grizzlys?

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If you could be anyone in the world for a day who would you be and why? Someone very rich. That day, the rich guy would feel very strongly about randomly placing several million dollars in Seanzie's bank account

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Do you color coordinate your closet or not really? My closet consists of only ACU colors at the moment, so it basically color coordinates itself!

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What kind of humor do you enjoy? All kinds, but particularly fond of sick humor:-)

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Fill-in: I really have to get home to_______. stay away from here!

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Do you eat with your hands? I usually eat with my mouth;-)

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If you see a man hitting his wife in public would you go and help her or walk on by I'd take him to the ground.

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As an Answerbag user just one year old, I am confused. Why am I spending so much time on this site? Looking for answerable questions takes half the time. Feedbacks takes the rest. Then WHY am I still on the site? Please share WHY you are on this site? Im still baffled at how good your typing skills are for a one year old!

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Do you look down on people who smoke? Depends. If they are sitting or 5'5, I look down. If they are 5'7, I look up.

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Are you away from home now? If so do you miss your home? I am, and I do. I am not at home. It was rather enjoyable until reality kicked me in the teeth tonight.

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Do you have a personal assistant? Yes, but I call him Battle Buddy!

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If i had a gun in my hand what should i do with it? Sling it over your shoulder, and never leave home without it!

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What will make you run? I ran like hell tonight when "Incoming" came over the loud speakers at it wasnt a test this time.

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Messy bun or neat one? Im not sure what kind of buns we are talking about here!:-)

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Ive got a new hobby collecting money can anybody help me get my collection going Sure! *hands dave a dixie cup and a kazoo* Hold this while you play that while sitting on a dirty piece of cardboard. Its bound to get you results!

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Would you agree that a "MACINTOSH" computer is the BEST? Why or why not? I like mine. The customer Phone support is AWESOME too.

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Guys: Do you have the patience to go with your g/f or wife to buy a dress? Did you get thi quesion by watching that 70s show? Kelso is out buying a dress with Jackie

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If you could be a fish, what what kind would you be? Selfish...

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What does pie equal? Francis Scott Key

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Are you planning on getting the H1N1 vaccine? The army is making me

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Hello im 12 and my cousin is 17 and we kiss ALOT is it wrong that were daiting and kissing and i think i love her This si more wrong than a filthy catholic priest.

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Have you ever just cryed because it got to be too much, just cryed? Hell, almost let it go a little while ago

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Scale of 1-10...how much do you love yourself? I dont think i can give you a number, but i find myself staring at people who wear reflective sunglasses

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If you had the option to learn exactly where, when and how you would die, would you want to know? Why? Nope. Had a close call just recently. That was scary enough. I'd hate to know, and look at my watch and say "here it comes!"

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What is your the second most valuable internet site (after AB)? I like AB, but i would never consider it the most important.

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What job gets paid more money? KBR, overseas jobs!

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If you were told you were going to die in 24 hours but can do anything you want in that time what would you do? Sex spree followed by the theft of a high dollar sports car followed by a high speed police chase

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What was your worst highschool experience? Highschool. ha

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What is YOUR story...? My story is far less interesting then what going to happen next!

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How do you know if your vagina is torn? You'll be branded with a "CN" when you wake up. CN standing for Chuck Norris, of course.

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Do you get oral before sex every time? I dont really care about getting it, but i LOVE going down on a girl

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Do the color of your car reflect your personality? I guess it tells your taste, but thats about it.

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Am I the only one, or is anybody else shocked at how many people on this site have no understanding of basic spelling and grammar? I is VERRRR shok'd dat peepZ do shyt lyke dat on da gramma' level, yo

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Where is the love...?...Where is the love you've been searching for...? Love chases me! I like to play tag.

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Have you ever saw a jet flying overhead? There are jets and helicopter flying overhead every ten minutes here.

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Candle light dinner or picnic at the beach? picnic on the beach. Followed by a barefoot walk through the tide.:-) I love the ocean

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I had a fish once but one day when I got home from school my parents said that my fish had gone away on vacation, it has been 6 years since and my fish had not returned, can you tell me were my fish is so I can send him a post card? he is burning in hell

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Excuse me please. That is my _______ you're standing on. Could you get off of it? infant

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What are some things you can do without spending any money? Come to Iraq! Its Sunny! Rent is FREE so is FOOD

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DO YOU BELIEVE JESUS DIED ON THE CROSS? Ill tell you what, I do believe you should hit that caps lock button.

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So, like, i've been dating this guy for like a year now, but resontly he tried to kill my like bff, so like i do like totally love him but my friends ok too, so like she's having like a spazz, over nothing, so like, wat should i do like, come on. You obviously are in need of a serious beating from mommy and daddy. I mean beating where they tell your school you are going on vacation for two weeks so your bruises can heal.

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Are all snakes legless? Some people mistake my snake as a leg:-)

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How to give a good massage? Hired help

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Love________? bandit.

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Do you sleep on silk or satin sheets? No. better. Egyptian Cotton with a high thread count. feels good against a naked body:-)

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Why does love make you so happy but yet hurt so much at the same time? :( Cause you never met me :-P

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What would happen if you shine a black light through a prism? It would give you Swine Flu

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What kitchen appliance can you not live without? Flavorwave!:-P

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Is there any creative or "sneaky" ways to making a ton a money? Watch the Jackass movie where they dress up like old men. Then think "banks"

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Whats so perfect that cant be changed? my dashing good looks

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Can you name a car make or model named after an animal? Mercury Cougar

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Penis Diameter size 7 and a half inchs is that a good thick size for a penise? Maybe Circumference?

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Can dogs see themselves in the mirror? I read that they can't. Edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_test No, they can see themselves just fine. You must of misinterpreted what you read. They are unable to recognize the image they are seeing in the mirror as themselves. Which is why puppies flip bats when they look in a mirror, because they believe they are seeing another dog.

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Where is the least painful place to get a small-ish tattoo? not a graphic design, but of a short quote the ones on my chest were the lest painful so far

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What is the funniest tattoo you have seen? I read about a guy who wanted to get "Dragon Heart" Chinese characters and ended up with Chinese characters for "File not found" because the the website the artist used for translation was down. lmao. Thats pretty funny. Ive seen some failed portraits. More sad than funny.

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Would you ever get a tattoo like this? I dont think i would. I have plans for other tattoos in that location. Besides, I'm dont have a belly! Im cut like a loaf of wonderbread.

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HOW DO I TELL MY MUM TO SHAVE HER MUSTACE OFF? "You got dirt on your lip. Oh no, wait, thats hair!"

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Who is your favorite fictional character? Jesus!

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If I pass out free points would you want any? I'm not sure! I dont want to be baited into a catch!

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I love taking a bath. Any suggestions to make a bath even better? Steak dinner

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Why does smoking SALVIA give the worst trip ever? The last time i took it, my hands were ice mountain, and were cold so that i felt cold on them. I looked away from my hands and all my friends were looking at me, including the driver of the car we were in, yet we were still weaving aggressively between rows and rows of cones.

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How do guys really feel about small boobs? Small boobs are nice. I love to play with and nibble on the nipples!

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Assuming you were going to commit suicide, what method would you use? Pick a fight with a class of 1st graders wielding machetes.

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In USA they call a 'wasp' a 'bee'. So what do you call a bumble bee in USA? maybe you were hanging around an elementary school when you heard this? I never heard a grown adult call a wasp a bee.

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I dreamt my brother was driving us around, and in the process he ran over some dogs and just kept going, the next thing I knew our car was being chased by some huge wolves. What does it mean? It means you need to lay off the peyote.

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Me and my boyfriend woke at the same time and we had both dreamed that I was pregnant. What does this mean? It means that the paper boy is at a severe risk of herpes.

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Does anyone else miss the old Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network shows? depends what you mean by old

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Why shouldn't you let your cat near a computer? Cause my dog, Mr. Reaper and I both dislike cats.

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You are a great magician, what can you pull out of your hat? The souls I've collected from the people watching me perform this trick.

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I am making my ab friends christmas list for 2009, will you tell me what you want from icy this year ? ( sorry starting early but cyber giving takes planning :P ) how about getting me the hell out of here?

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Do you have "one that got away" ? Whats your/their story? Do you beat yourself up about it? I was at a birthday party once. Barney was there. Barney grabbed my balloon i was holding to play a joke on me. sadly, barney didnt hold on to that string quite tight enough. i watched as my balloon slipped out of his stupid purple hand. I never saw that balloon again.

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What is the best way of spending Friday? its my only day off here, so i spend most of it assed out in my hooch!

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Are you over 200 pounds? im a buck fourty five

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Am I the only one who orgasms quietly? I kinda like the quiet type. I prefer knowing she is enjoying herself by the body language!

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Is it possible to make a guy cum 100 times in one day without him ever touhing his d*ck? Lets try it!

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Would you eat it? We had just finished fucking doggie and I pulled out and shot on her back and ass. Cum was running over her asshole and pussy. She raised her ass up and said "Lick Me" Would you do it? in a fucking second. Nice visual you gave me!

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Do you have tatoos,what are they and do you regret it? I have 5. Love every single one. Left chest- The letter "T" carved into my chest, exposing my heart underneath. Right chest- A Blue lizard. Left shoulder- Sun with tribal(needs touched up) Right shoulder- The moon with tribal (cover up...needs a touch up too) Upper back- American flag with a skull with wings. On my leave, i plan on getting two more. Two bombers on my lower...

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Cigarette smokers, do you like a cigar once in a while? I don't smoke cigarettes but my and my buddy do enjoy puffing a good cigar once in a while. I'm even thinking about sending some cubans home right before i leave here.

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I like this girl but she has a boyfriend should i just move on? or wait? or take action? Listen to the song "Bloody Valentine" and take hints from there...lol

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Is it a sin to make more than a certain amount in a year? If so, where does God draw the line? He draws the line in an Etch-a-sketch. That takes very little talent. God has no talent.

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If you were a shoe, then what type of shoe would you be? Pumas. I love em.

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Is it a sin to make more than a certain amount in a year? If so, where does God draw the line? No, god is fake, who told you this nonsense?

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If you had a choice to jump out of a plane w/a parachute or jump out of a rolling car with protective gear on which one would you do and why Can i do both?

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True or False? You've drank at least one 8 oz. glass of water today? I drank a lot more water than that, but it wasn't out of a glass. False.

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My favorite local radio station is 97.9 WCPR, what is your favorite radio station that is local to you? i think its 107.3 - Freedom radio. The only music in English here.

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If your parachute was 100% guaranteed to land you safety on the ground, would you jump from a plane or one of the worlds tallest buildings? I'd jump from a plane or building even if there wasnt 100% chance it would work..

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What do the socks you have on look like? The look like Michael Jacksons pasty white face, with a little gray on there.

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Is it a sin for a child to play with a toy not made out of wood by their own parents? Or is that a sin too? Yes. I give them mutilated goat testicles to play with all the time, so they can burn in hell along side with me.

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Would you consider getting a tattoo of your childs name? No, but I do have a tattoo of her first initial "T" with the appearance of it carved into my chest with my heart exposed.

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Is it a sin to lift weights? I hope not, i lift your mother up all the time.

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Would you go out with a woman older than you? I would in a second. Older woman are much much better in bed:-)

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Do you like the smell of libraries? I prefer the smell of librarians. Naked:-)

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Is it a sin to make a sandwich with the brand name meat and bread, instead of eating generic and donating the difference? No, Is it a sin to make a brand name bread and meat sandwich, and eat it in front of starving ethiopians while they are caged? Yes. lol. But who is going to stop me? Jesus? LuLz.

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Do you think that Saddam Hussein is The Whore of Babylon? Now that he was hung from his filthy filthy neck..... no:-)

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What would have to happen for you to lose your faith in a religion/ God/ some version of a Supreme Being? An acid trip and tree bark.

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Is it a sin to pay more than $10,000 USD for a car? Im going to put 20,000 down on a down payment of a car once i get home...so YES. I love sin... lol

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Do you play games with your family? I usually play mind games with them:-P

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Where do they still make Ipana toothpaste? I assume the Ipana Toothpaste factory:-)

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This is for those of you familiar with jicama....do you only eat it raw? I have only eaten it raw. I can try and contact my mother, because she knows a lot about jicama.

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Why do so many people mis-spell God? Why do they write "Gawd"? Who are they fooling? what in gawds name are you babbling about?

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What would you do if you went out to your garage and found a large hairy beast stairing at you? if it were me i would tell my husband to move out of my way i wanted to get something Ask who put a mirror in the garage.

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Which foods can be routinely delivered to your home? When I was younger (not so much younger) we got milk and bread delivered to our houses. Ive seen places that if you have special needs, they can deliver groceries for you.

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Will you state two truths and 1 lie about yourself? Don't say which is the truth and which is the lie and I will try and guess. :) I have a daughter. I live in a dangerous part of town.

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What happened to the Iraq and Afghanastan war protesters? The ran out of Instant Soup pouches...they called it quits.

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Do you like the fact that anyone can see a picture of your house by typing in your address at googlemaps.com. try it. My house wasnt on there...

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I love the Italian BMT sandwich from Subway. What does the BMT stand for? Big Monkey Tongue

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Name one flightless bird. Larry Bird

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I passed my theory test this morning, exciting or what!? Anyone pleased for me? :D Im not going to lie.... not really. You did what you were supposed to do. But Ill give you points anyhow.

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Is there still any cool offline multiplayers games on xbox 360? I m scandalized microsoft is all about the money and forget about playing together with buddies in the same room. Army of Two, real good co op game

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When my 14 year old daughter tells me "She hates me"..what is a real creative way to respond to that? Teenagers I would also love to hear your opinions:) simple say "LOL"

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What's your favorite fair ride? I love the zipper! I like the funnel cake stand, or the corn dog stand.. oh.. rides? uh... cotton candy?

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How would you feel if someone online asked you to send them a nude photo of you? Id do it in a second, as long as they returned the favor.

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GUYS Do You Think This Girl Is Hot Or Ugly? Would You Have Sex With Her? id hit it for sure

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Ladies: I am not ashamed of my body/nor am I shy about showing myself off. I have made self vids of me in solo masturbation. I am at a high comfort level with this, however, I'll never show my face. Is this wrong? Why? I'm single and answer to only me! Nope. Not at all. When i take my clothes off for people, i either wear one of my masks or just neck down.

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Guys when you answer questions on AB in the adult section do you find yourself getting hard? Hell, I can't access porn here in Iraq, so i use some filthy descriptives here to get off to.

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Do you headbang while listening to your music? i try, but i end up getting dizzy.

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What would be a really bad name for a stripper? Sister Fister. She dresses like a nun.

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If john wayne was in gunfight with clint eastwood-who would win Me, of course. Hands down.

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What job have you had in life that you've hated the MOST? Michael Jackson's welcome mat.

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Are you happily married? How do you handle disagreements with your partner? Broom handle.

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Whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend says "Somebody has to go potty" Whenever I go into the kitchen, he says "Somebody is hungry" Whenever I start getting ready for bed, he says "Somebody is getting sleepy" How can I get him to stop? you sure he isn't gay?

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What's one car that you think will attract girls like magnets? 1993 Ford Escort

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What can you hear right now? Sgt Kennedy fumbling with his gear next door after mission

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Would you be upset if you were planning a Christmas party and one of your FEMALE guests showed up in a VERY short ice-skater RED Santa suit dress, red panties to match and cleavage down to THERE? Oh . . and a MATCHING little red hat with a white ball? I'm just glad she abided to the dress code i set fourth.

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What's one thing you have considered selling online? My good looks.... in bottled form.

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What do you think of "emo" kids? I want to give them a reason to cry! *shakes walking cane angrily*

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Do you think this is really a little girl or just a woman pretending to be one? Sounded like a little boy to me....lol

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In fallout 3 Can you get all the followers at the same time? There are a few people in the game that ask for you to bring them some place. They will follow you around until you bring them to the location you are asking. Just don't bring them to their location, and you got more followers.

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I need help my xbox360 has been makling weird noise when i shake it it has been driving me crazy i want to know what i could be please help is a mechine part is it normal in all 360 should i worry please help what could be making that sound STOP SHAKING IT! wth, dude?

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Who is going to get the prestige package in the Modern Warfare 2 game? NIGHT VISION GOOGLES! Hell yer Bah, Im tired of NVG already.

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Do u play video games? Yup. The only thing to do on your days off over here. Currently trying to get 100% completion on Saints Row 2

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Have you ever sent a nude photo/video of yourself to anyone via internet of texting? i love getting naked for complete strangers!

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If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas could I meet you between the Holidays? No, but ill "meat" you.

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Do anything kinky over holiday? if so what did you do? No sex allowed here. I still have almost a year until I can go let loose:-)

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Is there an art to orally pleasuring a woman, or does it work to just suck any old place down there? I believe its an art. Ive had women tell me they don't like receiving oral. I changed their minds!

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What do you think of my avatar? I won't give you a bad rating, just answer truthfully. Like or no like? uh, boobs?

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Does a person who adds chloroform to a piece of cloth make the person pass out because they are suffocating the person by covering their nose and mouth or because the substance is that powerful that it knocks them out? Thats kind of silly, don't you think? If the rag was what knocked them out, why would you even bother putting the chloroform on it?

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I know im extremely sexually active, I'm like a succubus.. I feed off of sex.. but the guy I'm with is like anti-sex.. what do i do? Sex with complete strangers. Im a stranger!:-)

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This is for all you guys out there who have a really nice butt; how did you find out that it was so nice? people telling you, or how? putting on girls underwear!

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What does "tracking cookie" mean when you scan your computer for viruses and it detects that? Your computer would like desert.

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I'm trying to include some still images in a movie using iMovie. However, when I try to publish it, it won't include the still images, and will just export each clip individually. What should I do? It's iLife '08. 08 was a big F up, esp. on iMovie. upgrade to the iLife 09...worked all the kinks out

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I think I'm addicted to answer bag... what do i need to do to cure this amazing sickness? www.demotivsteus.com fill it with another addiction!

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Things you won't hear at Michael Jackson's funeral? A little boy screaming for an adult.

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Why hasn't Cap'n Crunch been promoted to Admiral yet? He cant pass his PT test.

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What is a name that you have heard of that was completely ridiculous and you would never wish anyone to be called? Girl on my bus in middle school was name Precious. Sounds like a dogs name,

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What's something you might see, or have, at a barbeque? Bolivian Monks

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Popeyes, KFC, Churchs, or Chick-fil-A? Popeyes red beans and rice all day.

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What should be my parting gift to my AB family of friends? (sorry no nude or partially nude photos) A coupon for McDonalds

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If/when you play video games (except for Wii) do you ever find yourself jerking the controller around like it's gonna help you move better? Ex. When you jump you jerk the controller upwards to "help" you jump higher. I know i used to back in the days of Mario.

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Why do my clothes come out of the dryer wrinkled? I had this problem, but i figured out the problem, and its a SIMPLE solution! You must take the clothes off your body before drying them! Who woulda known?

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I'm making you dinner. What would you NOT want to eat? Cambodian Immigrants

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What are some things to do on facebook? I just joined and....theres nothing there! There is a food court in the very back, a swim pool in the middle and a gym at the far right. Enjoy

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In a question from someone who said that they were living on minimal nutrition, I suggested in the answer to investigate food stamps. For that suggestion, I got anono-DR'ed. Is it wrong to suggest food stamps for someone in need? shiit! I'd PAY for food stamps!

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Why are guys so afraid of a straight forward girl? And why does it take them so long to make the first move? Probably because they are homosexuals? If a girl was straightforwards with me, she'd be handcuffed to my bed THAT NIGHT.

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This is for my friend, who doesn't have internet, she wants to know if anyone knows of anything nontoxic that will hold her tooth in until her appt. next Friday. Her tooth won last til Friday. If she wants it put back in, see a dentist asap.

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Have you ever been so poor that the only foods you could afford to eat was top roman and potatos? Nah, when i was poor, we went fancy. I sliced hotdog with a piece of american cheese on it! I was so dirt poor when I was a kid, and didn't realize how poor we really were until a few years ago. My mom one day budgeted a 2 liter of orange soda as a treat, since we never got things like that. When she opened it, it fizzed up spraying everywhere. I remember it dripping from the ceiling...

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If you werent living with boyfriend and during week you working .he is not !! and you wanted to see him example monday or wedesday but he says match on !! i said you can watch in my house .he said no he likes watching alone would you be mad annie freaking apples. I knew this had to be you... Poor poor grammar.

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My fiance really wants to join the U.S. Army and serve our country. He went to MEPS and they found out he had A.D.D. as a child .MEPS has requested documentation. He has been off the A.D.D medication for almost 7 years. Will this prevent him from serving? I seriously doubt that will stop him from enlisting

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My bf is in afghanistan and i have not heard from him in 5 weeks. why would he not want to talk to me? last we spoke everything between us was ok. He is busy. Don't overwhelm him buy blowing up his inbox

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Im Deployed to Iraq and my gf is going through some depression problems how do i help from this far away? FRG usually is the best way to go, if your unit has one

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Which is the best form of contraceptive? my boyfriend does not like condoms and we do not want a baby for another two years? IUD

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Ok well ive been friends w/ this guy 4 like 10 yrs, we decided 2 move in together 2 1/2 yrs ago. we spend most or should i say alot of time w/ eachother, but have never stepped over the friend line. 4 a while now i have been having a secret crush... Just grab his cock when he is sleeping, and put it in your mouth.

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Has anyone ever heard of a man eating his own cum when he beats-off & it shoots up? And what do you think of that? Nah. I prefer making someone else swallow it!

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Who has the greatest breasts you have ever seen This girl i knew named Tanya. Perfect round perky tits with perfect nipples.

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Name one animal that lives underground Osama Bin Laden

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If you bumped your car into another car, but nobody saw you do it, would you leave your name and address or leave the scence? I'd stop and write a note just in case someone was watching. it would read Dear car owner, I hit you car. Its damaged pretty bad. I am only writing this note to give the illusion i am giving you my information, just in case someone saw. Best luck with the repairs!

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What is your best tattoo? The letter T carved into my chest over my heart, exposing it. Stands for my daughter, Tessa

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Is there a color beginning with f orange! oh.. you said F..oops

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Why is there pregnant porn? I don't understand why men would be instrested in that.. because its fantastic!

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Do all married man drink milk from their wife after child? if so how long u will drink? Ive never done so, but have always wanted to try.

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Do you believe that Mary Magdalene and Jesus were in fact married? And, if yes, do you believe she was pregnant with his baby at his crucifixion? Married?!? Nahhh. they were just humpin.

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I'm asking guys if they hate it if a girl has hair down there? i love the way a bush feels against my face when i eat a girls pussy. The aroma is also very tantalizing.

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Would you shave someone elses pubes? Ive waxed a girls pubes before. when i was done, gave a little soothing tongue to her freshly waxed skin. I would shave, but i prefer a little hair

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When is it Enough? What is your limit on Anal Pleasure? Do you stop when you orgasm? Do you reach a limit or even have one? Ive only had a few fingers. No ones ventured beyond that, yet...maybe thats a good thing?

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I love having anal sex, my g/f hates it. We do it 3 times a week. When we do she crys in pain. How can I make it hurt less for her? Tell her to quit being a pussy, and fuck her harder! :-) just kidding Get an anal starter kit. let her slide in the smallest size, keep it in all day. The following day, upgrade the second smallest, wear it all day. This should loosen her up:-D

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My gf doesnt think she has ever had an orgasm and i want her to since her sex past hasnt been very good and every1 deserves to experience an orgasm. i've tried everything i know. still nothing. any suggestions? let me try?

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Way are dog,s hary to piss off you parents with shedding

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Me and my husband use to have a great sex life, until i got prego.. Now all he wants to do is make love and I am the wild type so how can I make him get back to him oldself and get wild and hardcore? forget him, fuck me! lol

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Have you had a sexy dream before? Tell me about it. hell, i always dream of dirty nasty things. i cant narrow it down

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If I wanted to dress up as God for Halloween, what would that entail exactly? Wear nothing, cause thats what he is, right?

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If you received a collect call from Jesus Christ, would you accept It? No. Why is that fucking prick even calling me. And collect to boot.

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Do anybody have they driver license Yes. I wish they would require a grammar test before giving the drivers portion of the test...

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What is the one job you would never want to have? Anal Hair waxer

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If you are pregnant which lunch is better: a 6 inch meatball sub or baked chicken & french fries? Hell, im pretty sure you can eat what you want, cause with pickles and ice cream my daughters mother ate constantly, my daughter came out fine.

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Has anyone ever stained their sidewalks? No, but I've stained my underwear a few times.

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What to do or say when someone compliments you? say "I know"

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I'm sending a friend in Denmark some American food. I have 2 Hershey bars and some instant grits. Americans, what other packaged foods would YOU send someone in another country? Campbels soup at hand! Uncle bens mini bowls

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Do you eat well, drink well and sleep well? I have plenty of access to the first two right now, all the free food i want four times a day, plenty of water, and i get at least 5 hours sleep a night. But for some reason, I don't eat well. My appetite has been suppressed.

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Are you going to send a letter to your children's school on Sept. 8th letting the school know you do not want your child to watch Obama's indoctrination? i am naive... what an indoctrination?

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Is my husband lying to me? We had a renter leave a stack of porn magazines at the rental house when he left.( Now over two years ago) My husband will not tell me what he did with the magazines and when I accuse him of looking at them he says"no" Wow. Id divorce your crazy ass. What's wrong with you?

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Well to sum it up. I broke up with my girlfriend, because I met this girl I really liked...This happens alot I like to shop around... Well, this new girl didnt want to date me. WTF..this doesnt usually happen.And now my former Girlfriend wont take me back Well, thats what you get for being a filthy bag of douche.

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How should I strike up a conversation with a woman? I have no clue what to say sometimes. Walk up to her and say "Didn't you punch me in the face last time I was here?" Almost always guaranteed to strike up a conversation.

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I don't like using cheesy pick-up lines, and with women I like I get very shy. What is an appropriate way to approach a woman and express interest? Cheesy pick up line ROCK! at a bar. "I want to buy you a Ferarri." *looks in wallet* "Well, shit... how bout just a drink?"

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What are the military words for the alphabet? Like "C" is "Charlie", "F" is "Foxtrot", etc. What's the full list? A- Alpha B- Bravo C- Charlie D- Delta E- Echo F- Foxtrot G- Golf H- Hotel I- India J- Juliet K- Kilo L- Lima M- Mike N- November O- Oscar P- Papa Q- Quebec R- Romeo S- Sierra T-Tango U- Uniform V- Victor W- Whiskey X- Xray Y- Yankee Z- Zulu

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What celebrity would you LEAST like to see naked? Oprah

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What would you do if you found a hand grenade? call EOD

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My boyfriend n I got into a bad arguement which ended up in him biting my face n causing me to bleed. I still love him so much, this is the first time hes ever done somthing like this. Should i leave him? My mom wants me to get a restraining order.. lol. he BIT you? LMAO! What kind of pussy is this guy? Where you live? Mind if I stomp his ass?

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Are there any atheists out there at AB who are now serving or have served in the military? What is/was your experience? Currently serving in Iraq. Im enjoying the hell out of it

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What is the most glorified job in the world? Living lawn ornament

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What's the most expensive thing you broke out of anger? an xbox360. I threw it like a frisbee at the wall. Broke the wall too.

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I am too embarassed to say what it is, butdo you think I can do it? I need encouragement! If you are to embarrassed to tell us what it is, then what makes you think you are up to the challenge?

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A man who was 23 years older than me was breaking the law by being in a sexual relationship with me when i was 14, and now he has been in prison for the past year and a half and i still love him and i am now 16. i want to see him but i am not allowed:'( dont worry. Hes got a man in prison now. He dont need you.

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Im not a perfect parent but is it ok that i try? Absolutely unacceptable! You must be a perfect parent just by luck and no experience whatsoever! You just have to be naturally good at it. If you aren't perfect, then you must donate your child to the work force, ASAP! of course its fine! What my concern would be is if you didn't try:-)

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How much (% of earnings) do you give to charity? Im not sure. Ill drop my coins in the Jerrys Kids buckets and shit...does that count?

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What's a better buy:PS2 or PS3? Sega Genesis.

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If you could, would you accept ten million dollars in exchange for never stepping foot in your homeland again? in a heartbeat!

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Guys do you think its hot to watch a girl masturbate? I enjoy when i lay on my back a girl sits on my chest and masturbates.

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What does the "S" on Superman's chest stand for? It stands for Sweden. Where his costume was made.

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Have you ever caught your parents having sex? No, but I've enjoyed a delicious steak a few days ago...

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What makes you have a brain freeze? Chuck Norris causes brain freeze.

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I have a friend that I've known for about a year. I also have a boyfriend. I met up with the friend, and when we were leaving, he pulled me aside and kissed me. Not only was it good but I kissed back. Was I cheating? You are a moron. You deserve no significant other.

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Me n my gf hav been going 2gether 4 a year n i read her diary(she knows) n she wrote dat in july of 07 she went bk wit ha x n broke up wit him a day afta bcuz she realized wat she did. and she wrote she loved him, while we was 2getha. did she cheat on me? your grammar makes me feel as if I am crossing through the 'hood...yo....

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IF YOUR NEPHEW DOESN'T COME HOME FOR 2 DAYS AND YOUR HIS GIRLFRIEND AND KNOW HE DOES HERION. HOW LONG DO YOU WAIT TO CALL ONE OF HIS FAMILY MEMBERS? what? is he your nephew or your boyfriend?

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Do you still dress up for halloween how old are you and what are you going to be for halloween? Well, Ill still be in Iraq then. But i did bring my luchador masks with me.

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Do you think its fair that we have to pay Microsoft points for the new avatar clothing system? well shit. Ive been in Iraq for a few months without my LIVE and they start goddamn charging you for virtual clothing. For some reason i seen this coming.

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Who directed "The Empire Strikes Back"? Chewbaca

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Do Pets Feel Love? Does urinating on the carpet from sheer excitement when i come home constitute as love? Because every day when i get home and and my dog sees me, I begin urinating.... Not real sure why....

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What are your opinions on the 2012 theory? Zombie Outbreak. For sure.

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What is your favourite type of pepper? Dr...

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Hi ABers,i'm totally shattered now a dayz.everything is turning worse and worse in my lyf.i'm too alone.may i've sm hugs from u? Im not sure who U is, but Ill let him know you are looking for a hug.

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How long can you keep chicken breasts in the fridge? WEll, you can keep them in there as long as you want. But I wouldn't eat them

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What is with all the talk about the moon on AB today? what in the heck is this "moon" you speak of?

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Ok, how do you motivate actors to play zombies in a Movie what is their motivation? What is next Dawn of the Garlic Dead? being in a movie is enough to make anyone turn their heads.

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What brand used car, would you advise a first time buyer, to get? Ferrari Enzo

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What's something that requires good balance? a bank account

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What is the most powerful easily obtained laxative? Tasteless and fast acting! not prescribtion... There is a great laxative i know of. It isnt tastless, but it works GREAT! The taste is actually FANTASTIC! The best part is, ITS CHEAP! What possibly could I be speaking of? Taco Bell!

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What country are you in? Iraq!

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What are signs of an unsafe workplace? bomb shelters scattered about.

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KBR just contacted my husband for a Diesel Mechanic job over seas. The money would clear our debt. They said he would work on base and never leave the base, but I wondered if that wasn't a lie. Like "Hey you need to travel here to work on a vehicle." The KBR guys do anything from Drive trucks to different FOBs to handing out towels at a gym. The majority of KBR employees stay right on the base and never leave.

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What type of avatar are you most likely to view a close-up of? The majority of women here would view mine here if i EVER took a picture for here without a mask on;-)

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My 18month old woke up and now hes tired and wont go to sleep, :( how can i get him to lay down and just pass out? WEll, an illegal way is, if you have a gas oven, turn just the gas on, and place the babies head inside. i think this works. But dont do it. ha.

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What regional accent of your country do you find the most attractive and which the least attractive? English and Austrailian make me weak in the knees.:-)

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If your neighbor's dog bark at you, what will you do? Go get my dog....nah. my dog is big, but he is a sissy. Ill jsut continue walking my merry way.

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What are your thoughts on people who never take alcoholic drinks? Well, if they dont take them, i assume they paid for it, which is a very good think, pay for your booze!

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We eat chicken breasts and lamb chops... so why don't we call them cow burgers, sliced pig or sheep legs? Because you can have turkey breast or quail breast. You can have Veal chops, pork chops. But a burger is generally known as Beef. Unless you are eating a Veggie burger, you just call it a burger.

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Well i love haven sex.nd 4 sum reason i cant seem to keep my man hard?like if he sleep nd i want sum illjus suck his dick it will get hard nd soon as he get up his dick go soft on me...we b haven sex it b good he bus then he cant get hard again.wats up Shit! If a girl EVER spoke to me the way you just typed that, my penis wouldnt just stay soft, it would fall off altogether.

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I'm going 2 meet my boyfriend 4 the first time & I want 2 smell good, but i dont know wht scent 2 wear, its going 2 b, sea island cotton or blackberry vanilla. & I dont want to just flat out ask wht smells better so how will I know? How do I ask him? wait? for the first time you are meeting him? he is your boyfriend? i am confused.

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What's one thing (anything), that you wish there was a pill, for? Colored semen

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Do you have a Golden Ticket? No. i have no pants on, though.

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I have heard that "Fear" is an acronym for Face Everything And Resolve. I have also heard that it is an acronym for F**k Everything And Run. Which best describes how you react? ;-) eh. If its a spider, ill f*&^ everything and run

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What's on your bedside table? A Lamp, a TV and an Xbox 360

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The hottest weather I have ever experienced was 115 degrees in Riverside, California several years ago. What is the hottest weather you have ever experienced? 130+ in Baghdad

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What's the biggest collection you have? dust, have huge amounts of dust and sand collecting in here

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Wedding ring or hot dog buns? buns are much cheaper

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Name something you do not leave home without? My M-4 and a thirty round magazine.

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What is one perk of your job, besides insurance or time off benefits, if it was eliminated would you make seriously consider changing employers? I signed a 6 year contract, so Im stuck:-)

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Would you suck on my toes? (all clean, freshly washed) only the second one from the left.

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Whether it be a person, situation, or thing, what should you never, ever, play with? The screws holding up the Crucifix at a Catholic Church

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What would you do if I gave you an indian burn? Id give you a couple of Test Tickles

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What was the last thing you thought of? Man I love this song!

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It's a long road to ________? Sin

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I guess it's all about the ________________ ! Washingtons ones are all my wallet sees. lol

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Is there any songs that literally give you chills when you listen to it? Welcome Home - Coheed and Cambria

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Is 4.5 inches big enough to pleasure a female? you better cut that in half, you might hurt the lady!

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Why leftover food taste so good? very few leftovers i ate were better then when they were fresh.

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School's starting! My 9-year-old is wearing her 2-way-radio-equipped crash helmet, knee & elbow pads, and eye protection, and has two bottles of hand sanitizer and 4 embedded microchips. What other precautions should I take to avoid disaster? bubble paper.

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Guys are DOUCHEBAGS......So what is the term for females? douche nozzles. the business end of a douche bag.

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Dreams or nightmares last night? I dreamt i pissed my pants, and when i woke up, i thought i really had, but i didn't. all dry, thank god. lol

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What kind of spell can i do to kill someone? You can spell your name in their chest with a knife. that might kill them.

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Where can we get flu shots for the coming winter? Join the army! They gave me three this year!

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What is a good non-stimulant fat loss pill? Little Debbie

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What question has never been asked on Answerbag, other than this one? Why is Seanzie so incredibly good looking?

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I have a 65 inch wide screen what is the best way to clean the screen Well, if it were any less than a 65 inch, i would say a microfiber cloth, but since its so big, i'd use a crochet mallet.

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What's something that's best left to professionals? Stripping

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You tear your pants at work in an embarrassing location and it's VERY noticeable. Do you go home? Or just hide at your desk until it's time to go home? I tore my crotch once in high school, i took a stapler and went and stapled the hole back together in the bathroom. If you make it noticeable first by joking about it before someone sees it and calls it out, its much less embarassing.

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What is the most beautiful thing you have seen in Nature? my reflection in a still pond!

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What is something you would see at the zoo? Walkways

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Is it wrong for a girl to like video games? no, its a gift from god!

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Guys - when was the last time something made you scream like a woman? You know you've done it. Damn Camel spiders.

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What is the purpose of buttcrack hair? Why hasn't evolution taken care of this pesky problem? Dingleberries, of course!

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I realy realy need a job can any one please help me 1-800-GO-GUARD

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My fiance got on the plane to Iraq about thirty minutes ago. I'm home alone I have no friends or family to talk to and I'm having a break down. Anyone care to try to cheer me up? Hes going to have a blast! So much to do here! No worries, he will be safe.

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What would you like your last words to be? Yeah, I'm SURE this is perfectly safe!

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Do women with shaved Pubes get more from there men?experience please as I am thinking of doing it. I rather enjoy pussy with some hair

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Did you get your free grilled chicken meal at KFC before they ran out and started issuing "rainchecks"? what? when was this free meal deal?

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This has been a bad month for me with my home electronics - phone wasn't getting incoming calls, VCR didn't work properly, TV can't get certain channels, needed to replace Internet modem. Why is everything going at once? maybe you need a DVD or bluray player?

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If food were a drug what would you be addicted too? Crystal Meth

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Do you know your state flower without looking it up? What is it? Magnolia. A wonderful flower!

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If the doorbell rang and you went to the door to find a tiny little puppy wrapped in a towel with a note saying "love me forever" would you just have to keep it? depends on the size the dog would get.

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When I say jump, what do you do? I NEED AN ADULT!

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Would you want to live forever in this life you have now? Nope. A year is long enough in a warzone

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Do you have 5 cents for me? Sure. Im in Iraq. Come get it

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How do you burn off stress? Not very conventional, but i hop on the freeway, press the gas to the floor

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I like my women like I like my _____, _____ and _____ Coffee/Chopped up/in the freezer

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What was in the last can you threw out? An Arabic can of Sunkist

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You need food today, but you don't get paid till tomorrow. How do you scrounge up a few dollars to feed yourself? Ramen Noodles is a very cheap food. Thats why i keep all loose change in a jar. Just incase!

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What is your favorite cold cereal? Hot cereal? Your favorite drink? Lucky Charms! I love me some Mt Dew

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What pets do you have and what are they called? Mr Reaper!

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If you had to get a tattoo of a person, who would you choose? a stick person?

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How hot is it where you are at now? im not sure. its night right now, but it get over 100 daily here

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You know you make me wanna _________? SHOUT!

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Would you agree to shave and tattoo your head with an advertisement provided that you would receive a lifetime supply of the product you were advertising? You would be able to choose the product, but your head must remain shaved for the rest of your life. Sure. a Saleen or Ferrari ad!

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Name one thing you would enjoy doing with me? Castle Crashers on the 360, yo

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Oh my God, can someone help me? I've been down rated!!! I think I'm going to faint!! here is a cold lemonade....

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What's the hardest part of your body? I dunno, but i got a pretty hard head.

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If you could write something in the sand, what would you write? Kuwait sucks!

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Have you ever been friends with someone that has been in jail for a violent crime? Yeah! My cellmate Leroy!

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What did you hold in your hand before you got a mobile phone? My Penis.

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What is the name of the high school teacher you were madly in love with? I never fell madly in love with any teacher. There were a few i would of banged, though.

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If i wanted to get your attention, what would I have to do? say "Sean!"

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How do you find out how may children a person has? The Blues Clues Science kit, of course!

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Are you Jewish? If not, do you know someone that is? If you throw pennies at my brothers feet, he will pick them up. Is he Jewish?

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Whats the first thing you would buy if you won 25 million $? a car. nice one.

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If you were to wake up tomorrow and find 6 feet of snow on the ground, what would you think? I dont think it will EVER snow in Kuwait this time of year. but i would genuinely enjoy it. its hot as hell here!

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If you could have world peace or be independantly wealthy which would you choose? I want that money, yo

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You are about to die in a plane crash. you only have 50 seconds left to live. you can send a message to any one person on earth. who would it be and what would the message say? My girlfreind "Geronimoooo!"!

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Chicken Or Egg? Personally, I Think Two Different Birds Led To The Egg Which Produced Our Common Chicken. Maybe. What Do You Think? Why? If the egg came first. Who the hell sat on it to make it hatch?

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Men what would you do if a girl that is really cute and takes your breath away kissed you and you where not exspecting it? Wonder how she got to the desert!

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What's the WORST thing an ANESTHESIOLOGIST could say to you on the operating table? Simply put "Oops"

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Is time travel possible? As soon as i find out, ill come back in time and let you know.

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Where on your body will your next tattoo be? on the left and right sides of my abdomen under the belly button. I want to bomber planes. Cartoon style.

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Did you ever break up with someone because they had a hygiene problem? I dont think i would begin dating a nasty person

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Some hotels have price list in the rooms on how much they will charge you if they are missing towels yet they give you as many as you ask for. Anyone else noticed that? Has anyone actually seen the maids count the # when they clean up? Maids in most hotels arent allowed to clean the room if you are in it.

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Your in a desert a turtle is liking on its back baking in the sun, why do you not turn it over? IED?

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I work as a desk receptionist at a hotel, and we're "supposed to" say good morning or some kind of greeting to all guests each time they pass the desk. You as a guest, would you get annoyed by it? No. I would walk in front of the desk over and over to see how quickly you got tired of saying it.

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Men, your wife or g/f shares her fantasy with you. She wants you to be her girlfriend for a weekend. This means shaving your legs, makeup, hairstyling, and of course buying and wearing the appropriate clothing. Would you do it? In public? Probably not. But for kinky bedroom play, yes.

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What do robots do when humans aren't looking? Enjoy a grilled chicken salad.

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What ringtone do you have on your cell phone right now? Different for each caller. lol

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What's something that is long? this deployment

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Life is....What? too short, so like the one you got cause you might get run over or you might get shot!

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If you owned a donut shop, what would you name it? The hole experience

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Do you like to be naked, or is it just common decency to keep clothes on? I prefer naked. I usually wont have clothes on at home.

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Are you leaving? I have already left!

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Are you ok with your level of bodily hairiness? i have very little body hair, and i love it

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Can you think of a reason why you'd need a large sum of money (no less then $10,000), besides school or a down payment on a house or car? I need some ideas for something I am writing. Thanks in advance. To make your current car VERY fast

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My friend said she lost her pet turtoise and it turned up three years later - it was under the sofa and still alive. would this be true? highly unlikely.

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What are some beer games, besides beer pong and quarters? Presidents and A**holes messed me up pretty quick

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What would be some good excuses for not kissing someone while playing spin-the-bottle? Thats why you only play with people who are as good looking as me:-)

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I say "lets play spin the bottle" you say? lets drink whats in the bottle first, then play.

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I was on a date w/ my girl and she all over the steak. What was the right response? ask her for a bite. Its probably a GOOD steak

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Before Michael Jackson died, all anybody ever did was cut him down. Now after he has died, all he gets is praise. Why is that? Im not real sure, but did you hear when he was on the way to the hospital he actually gain consciousness. The paramedics filled him in on what was going on what was going on, asked him which hospital he would like to go to. Michael responded "Children's!"

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Whats your favorite childhood song Two songs my mom played for me is La Bamba and The song about the insy wincy yellow polka-dot bikini.

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I just looked out my window and my neighbor's wife is prancing around in the backyard naked what should I do? Go say hello! NAKED!

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What does yvan eht nioj mean is it a different language I already joined the army.

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What comes to mind when you see somebody looking back at you? They obviously have noticed my dashing good looks

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or the Hulk? Wait a second. this is impossible to answer. -because- When Bruce Banner get angry, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk get angry, he turns into Chuck Norris

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If you could choose how long you lived, what age would you live to be? Hell, i wanna pull a Wolverine, and live for hundreds of years

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Your sitting down in front of your computer, and you see a spider hanging down in front of your face, what would be your reaction? flip the chair trying to escape my immanent death! I HATE spiders.

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What is someting besides sex that satisfies a man? a nice massage.

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Doesnt it suck when you are at work and you have the worst cramps in your belly you just want to go home, but it is still 2 hours to go =[ It sucks huh? Thats a very specific isolated incident and i cant genuinely say that i have never had that happen to me.

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I just drank your last beer. Now what? You owe me a shot.

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I have a 1" erection anyone interested probably some oddities book is interested.

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Where is the craziest place you have given/gotten a BJ? probably while driving.

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Is yours bigger than mine? not if i fold it in half!

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Have you ever webcammed and showed your privates? lol, ive done worse than just shown my privates

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How rich you would like to be? rich enough to start my business, get a nice house and all the vehicles i want, and NOT donate to charities once a month.. lol

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Who's kisses are sweeter than cherry pie? Mine are purty dang sweet, y'all

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Me and my husband were messing aroung and he put his penis outside of my vagina he did not ejaculate and i was very quick he only placed it there for 5 seconds and i went and washed right away just in case im scared i dont want to get pregnant. you and your husband don't have sex? you sure you are married and not just some underage kid who is too young to be having sex anyway?

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Is life generally too short? Seeing as life is the longest thing you will ever do....no. lol

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What else might ATM be an abbreviation for, maybe? At the moment

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Can you gimme some tips?? i just moved to a big town to study in college all by me self...what should i do? Study?

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Are you livin la vida loca? If you mean sweating my balls off in a Starbucks in the middle of a desert with a broke AC, then yes. livin it up!

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How often do you use expletives while talking to others? Do you use them in the normal conversations or only when you are exasperated? Almost every conversation i will have for the next year will probably contain vulgar language

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Do you prefer old fashioned Drive In movie places or the Movie Theaters we're used to now? I have never been to a drive in, but i would love to one day.

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Going to fly from Beijing to California. What should I do on the plane for 14 hours? I just had a 20 hour plane ride. i really dont remember much of it. Just sleeping and eating.

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Which race is the most racist? I'd say NASCAR.

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Alien or Predator? Predator, son!

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If ______ tried to ______, I'll shoot myself. Janet Reno / make a hardcore porn

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What's the sweetest thing in your life right now? This Java Chip Frapp.

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Whats the fartest thing you would do for 6 million $? the fartest? a fart contest perhaps?

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How long do you think you can go eatting just McDonald's food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for $1,000/day before giving up? until i could afford a Nissan 370.

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If you had to wear a hat for the rest of your life what colour would the hat be? ACU

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Is Reptar really off Answerbag or just on vacation where there's no internet connectivity! He's awfully quiet! his keyboard fall'did off.

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OK!!! Here's a funny question. If you took a picture/video of a mirror, right direct in front of it, would you still get a reflection of yourself from it, when you viewed or past by the video or picture? Told ya it was FUNNY ;-) Are you asking do you see yourself in the mirror once presented on the television? No. no you don't.

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Did you have an invisible friend when you were a kid? Yes. His name was Pelin-pilon. He came out of a battery operated toy ambulance. every now an then he would fly to the moon and eat big pieces of it,

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Are you looking forward to something coming soon? Baghdad!

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Do you really enjoy people? I sure do. Especially smothered in melted cheddar! Mmmmm

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In gta sa, I saved my game with my gang. When i had saved it, they were in my house - the only problem or two, was that when i got outside they didn't follow me, and when i went back in they had diserpeared!!! Solution and why??!! Someone!!!? just recruit new members.

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Are there "tent" cities here in America?( because people are homeless) At my unit there is a place we call "tent city" in which we live in during field training exercises .

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How much did you pay for your sunglasses? z87 rated Revison ballistic eyewear. Free

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How much are you prepared to pay for a wallet? eery penny in my wallet.....wwwaaaiiittt a second!

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What should I do if my couch tries to eat my television? take one less hit of acid next time

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If we were playing truth or dare, would you want a truth out of me? or a dare and what would it be? a Dare. I would dare you to... erm. Find a cow, and eat a steak in front of him. On web cam.

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I accidentally shot my foot with a gun. There is blood everywhere and it hurts. Do you think I should call the doctor and ask him to check it out for me or should I just put a band aid on it.? At least three bandaids!

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How much alcohol did you consume today? none. I'll be sober for at least a year:-/

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How do you break the glass on a fire alarm if there is no hammer? Can you kick it if so how would you kick it would you kick back all the way and kick up or just kick up and out to break the glass? Would it be normal to kick twice? Update the fire alarm system. All the new ones have a lift panel now.

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Have you ever tried Arabic Food? what do you think about it? Im In Kuwait, and will be in Iraq soon. I should have some time to try it out.

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Does having your toes sucked get you wet? Well, I assume my toes get wet!

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I havent smoked pot in over 6 wks and prior to that smoked just a little every night for the last 6 months. Took a drug test for work with a detox drink and it was inconclusive. Have to retake it in 2-3 wks. This time no drink. Could I pass legitly? Don't take no detox. you will be fine.

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Anyone drinking a beer right now? If so, what brand.? Nope. No alcohol for a whole year here:-/

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My girlfriend doesn't trust me anymore, I've never cheated on her, and never will. I don't lie to her and don't hide things from her. How can I earn her trust back? She is either immature and not ready for a relationship, or you are not disclosing information.

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Why do bad guys need money? I mean look at Doc Ock In Spider-Man 2, he stole money from the bank while he can just steal the materials or blackmail another person. Because its more fun robbing a bank! Try it sometime!

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Hey why am i so cool? you aren't, by any means

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I'm feeling hot how about you? its like 105 here in Kuwait. its surprisingly cool for this place. lol

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What's the last thing you ate that was white? Whipped cream on my java chip

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What is the last thing you used that had a toggle switch? The Warlock System

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Maybe it's the wrong one? no, its just upside down

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Everytime i fall asleep on my back or my side i have terrible nightmares the only way i can sleep is face down does anybody know why this happen's? I dunno. When i drink too much i usually end up sleeping face down too

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How could a person possibly not believe in Jesus, and yet believe in Spartacus and things earlier than Jesus if they were both written down long ago? Is it because Jesus performed miracles? because it hold many similarities to other stories written hundreds of years prior

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What is the taste in your mouth? Sand and Java Chip Frapp

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When my 14 year old daughter tells me "She hates me"..what is a real creative way to respond to that? Teenagers I would also love to hear your opinions:) Do like my grandma did. Grab a phone with a cord, and swing it like a mace at her face... that might be illegal now, I'm not sure

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Do you live in a really good neighborhood, with really good neighbors? i live in Kuwait ATM, neighbors are SCARCE

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When you are at the movie theater, does it annoy you, when people are constantly talking, to the point where its hard to understand the movie? i commit homicide before it gets to that point

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Who is my crush? If you ever had the privilege of meeting me, it would be me.

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Men if I want you to suck my tits through a wet t-shirt what would you want me to wet it with? Steak Juice and Juicy Juice

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Im 13 and i bought a Michael Jackson poster today. do you think thats strange? is it a naked poster? if not, then no... completely normal...

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I am obsessed with eating ____________________. Israeli Nationals

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I should be working on a job/promotion form right now instead of 'Bagging, what are you supposed to be doing right now? training on MRAPs, but Special Forces trump Engineers when it comes to training

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Where are all the girls on AB? not with me, yo

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Do you get a flu shot every year? aha. yes. i got it twice right before coming over here

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How long after first dating do couples start talking about long term commitments, such as moving in together or even marriage? anywhere from thirty seven seconds after sex the first time to 5 years, yo

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Using only 3 words, how would you describe God? same as santa

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If i was your woman, and you came home to find i was tied up naked and waiting for you, is ass up or tits up hotter to you? ass up. ill immediately spread your cheeks, and stick my tongue in your ass:-)

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What do insects do in the rain? get wet

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Trapped in a dark mansion with monsters all around. Would you choose a light, a weapon, or a friend? since these fists are weapons, a light, i guess:-)

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What Apple products do you own? ipod nano, iphone(now stolen from me) and a brand spankin new macbook

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What is your one word description of Barack Obama? kelly clarkson

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Name someone that wears a mask? SGTseanzie

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Whats one thing are you craving today? nice fat juicy steak

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Have you witnessed any Racism lately...? yeah! i seen these two spics call this jew a kike in the bar today

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Have you ever been Attracted to someone much Older than yourself...? yup! i perfer older women

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The next time you open your fridge, what is the first thing you see? the economy tub of nacho cheese

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What does the scar on Sir Gawain's neck left by the Green Knight symbolize? that his ass needs to learn to block

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It's my birthday today. Thank you, NUNYA for the pre-party last night! I won't be online tonight - thank you all for your kind wishes :-). happy birthday, you point whore. its my sisters birthday as well

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My sister has 3 boys. My boyfriend's sister has 3 girls. What would we more than likely have if we had a child together? its a 50/50 chance. what your sister has has nothing to do with it. the sperm decides that....

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If you found a kitten in a box on your doorstep,what would you do with it? "Mr. Reaper! i got you a treat!"

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If i gave you a tiger,what would you call it? Dr. Shockalu

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Whats half full but always half empty? my soul

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How many fish are in your aquarium? holy f&^* i have an aquarium? where?

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I like a girl and she likes me, but i don't know why she won't go out with me anyone have any ideas why?(I've only asked her out once we are friends and we talk a lot) because of that god awful hair in your avatar

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I have a moss green dress for my daughters wedding. What color shoes would go best? yellow? purple vstripes?

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Even though Pit bulls have a bad name would you buy one? i have one. best dog ive ever owned

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Do they charge shipping and handling on products that you buy from EBAY? it depends on the person selling the item. usually the shipping cost is located directly under the biding price

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My cat is a crackhead for Marti Gras beads! What's your pet's favorite toy? Mardi... ggrr Well, Mr. Reapers favorite toy is not the actual sqeaky toy, but the sqeaker inside. within minutes, they toy will be in half, and he will have the sqeaker in his mouth, and compulsively sqeak it like he has some sqeaking disease, or... like its going out of style ...

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I split up with my boyfriend and now (2 months later) i've still got the hots for him, he is diabetic. i asked him if he'd like to go out somewhere sometime but he says with his diabeties he doesn't want a relationship. is that the truth or an excuse? sounds like he is already banging your mom an/or sister

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Which major Actors and Actresses are widely known to be big time Drunks...? him

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When I learnt at school how to make pastry I was told to only roll the pastry in one direction and handle it as little as possible. When I see Chefs on the TV they seem to roll pastry backwards and forwards. Is there a right or wrong way? well, if they are on TV they obviously did something right.

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I miss my girlfriend,what can i do to forget her forever? {im brokenhearted} quit being a little pooze, and bang her mom.

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Do you watch Scrubs? it depends who is wearing them;-)

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Does tattoos attract woman? depdends on the girl. you cant say "women" in general. they are not all attracted to the same things.

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Who washes the dishes in your home? whoever uses them rinses them, and puts em in the dishwasher

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I know the answer, but I want to see how many other people do. What is the purpose of a spoiler(wing)? I'll give you a hint, its not for show. on a honda, i think its to go to the moon, but im not sure..never owned one.

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What's the nicest unexpected thing that ever happened to you? trip to Destin:-) i miss the beach

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How do I earn points and level up? not like this

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When in indianapolis ,where can a felon find a job armed robbery.

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What's the easiest way to tell if a photo has been photo shopped? they are better looking than me

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What is a word that contains the word "fire"? hell

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What's your favourite food combo? i have to many to list, so what im munching on now. carrots and ranch!

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What is something you might see while driving down the highway? hopefully that mexican baby crossing the street with a plastic toy

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How many people do you trust with your life, with your family's lives? the majority of my army buddies, yes. i can and i will trust them with my life very soon

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Is jesus magic? in between the sheets!

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Can you play the jewsharp? im not even sure i know what that is.

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What is a gift that kids could make for their mom on Mothers Day? meth lab

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What is something you can snap? your arm:-P

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I love to ____ off before I go to church. hose

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What is a really great movie with a really horrible title? Afro Booty 46

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For what shouldn't one cry,ever? over losing a video game... they should instead throw the controller across the room, and hit thier dog... lmao.. i kid..i kidd

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Could you ever be a 911 operator or would you get too involved in the call emotionally to be able to be helpful? i could be, i suppose, but i wont.

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Why did Jesus say: "Now is the Son of man glorified, and in him God is glorified? So Jesus was and is a man only? i dont think he had a penis AND a vagina.... if thats what you are asking.

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When you first meet someone, whats the first thing you notice about that person?(good or bad) eyes. i love eyes. my favorite thing about a girl. biiiiiig sucker for eyes.

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Would you want to become immortal? Think hard... like being a vampire? as long as there are many other vampire immortals to hang with!

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Would you rather have Oreos or brownies? oreos, with thr double stuff. i can share the cream with mr. reaper:-) he lover the stuff. and actually savors the flavor.. lol

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I am in need of some assitance, I have a 1987 plymouth colt (40,000 miles orginal!!) anyways my mechanic "said", that i need a new catalytic converter, all 4 shock absorbers and there is also a small oil leak, will my car drive all the way from Ct to Fl? with a car that low miles, just have it trucked to FL

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Name an occupation, you might use a rope? serial rapist

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Anyone know any good body swapping spells or would like to switch with im a 20 year old male who wants to switch with a female? lol...fruit..

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What do u do when u get so pissed off that ur about to stab someone? loosen the lug nuts on their wheels

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Where can i find mellow yellow soda in south florida, usa? special order?

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Is your life luscious? no, but the girl im banging ATM is;-)

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Would you ever let someone watch you and your lover having naughty sex? ive already done it.

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Is it ok for a man to want a women to walk on him in heels uh.. sure..but ouch?

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Do you look at people's ring finger to see if they're married before flirting with them? no. i really dont care if they are married or not. you can flirt without meaning anything, and if they want to cheat, its on them, not me

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Are you a good kisser? On a scale of one to ten? one being the most horribly disgusting smoocher, ten being the aboslute best! oh, fuck yeah.

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Longest you have ever had sex? a few hours.

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Who was the last person you took a shower with? my ex....bitch

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Are you a Waffle House regular? i LOVE waffle house, but i aint been in years! who wants to go?

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I'm doing something involving a car battery some jumpercables, a turkey, a swedish nurse, two lesbians, a frat guy, some electrical tape, a bottle of chocolate sauce and a RC-Car. Are you in? uh. sure. ill take the nurse when you are done.

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Do you ever like the smell of Gasoline? yeah, but mostly when its burning someone alive

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What constitutes being a whore? sleeping with me

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What comes to mind when I say "Experience"? one man... "SGTseanzie"

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Are you single? When was the last time you went out on a date? Did the date go well enough that you went back to his/her place? I've been going out on a few dates just recently, but nothing real serious. I don't want a relationship just yet.

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Why do i cut myself when things start going wrong? cause you are stupid.

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If money were no object, what would your dream house be like? Big driveway with many garages to fit all the cars I would own.

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Name something you might discuss with your Neighbour...? If he touches my dog, I will go to jail for battery.

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What did Charles Lindbergh carry with him to keep him awake during his solo flight across the Atlantic? His iPhone.

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Pretending I and everything else had the longevity, if I were to push on a wall for 20 Billion years, what would most likely happen? Chuck Norris will enjoy a steak dinner.

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Whats the best thing you can do for your body? sleep with me

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How much money would you pose nude for? Hell, prob the first monetary offer I got!

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How bad does your relationship have to be for you to break up with your s/o two days before Valentines Day? I'm sure not as bad as them deciding to become a lesbian hours before valentines!

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What's your favorite anything? probably sex

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Can there be any friendship possible between a man and a woman without sexual attraction? I have many female friends! Many not sexually attracted to.

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What's your favorite military weapon? [add pic please] Mk-19

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Do you know anyone in the Army right now? Me and a few close friends:-)

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So apparently on the Red Bull can, it says to not mix with alcohol, yet one of my recent favorite drinks at the bar is Grey Goose + Red Bull... Is it a suggestive warning or am I killing myself slowly? lol Just don't drink too many! The people who drink a lot of those know thenext morning SUCKS! I know, from experience!

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Do you prefer spray-on or roll-on deodorant? I use neither. I use a stick.

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I can't chew sloid food right now (TMJ) until I see the dentist on Thurday. What other things can I "eat" besides soup? Smoothie king! Get a protien shake!

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Anyone ever seen a black diamond UFO? I've seen something traveling from Louisiana to Ohio a few years black that fits the name. It was a big black diamond with like v shaped lights underneath it. It was directly above me for quite a few miles.

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Have you see a UFO? Eh, yeah. I didn't know what the hell it was, so it was unidentified.

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Any suggestions for good metal/rock bands? I like Coheed and Cambria. Listen to "welcome home":-)

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Which is your favorite animation character? Dr. Tran. He's a real American doctor. From America.

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What does Jared Fogel do when he isn't promoting Subway? Other men's wives.

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Seductive clothing lasts "How Long" on your S/O? as long as i feel like it:-) i like to touch an feel before the clothes come off. Much more fun to tease!

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If you see your brother fights with 5 men what would you do? wonder why 5 men are picking on a 13 year old:-)

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What is something you might find in adult book store? me!

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My bf has been really distant with me lately, and I've been very stressed. I know he loves me, but he doesn't show it. Advice? (we're in our mid-20's) I've run into this situation many times, and it has never worked out. I can't give you any advice other than don't give up.

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Which ABer would you like to be your Valentines this year? I've got one in mind, but she's got anger right now

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How coming theirs isn't a desert category in the food & dining section of Answerbag? Shouldn't their be one, they have a candy section? The desert is too dry and arid for food.

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Have you ever found a stray pet? Did you keep it? I had a cat stowaway in my car once. I called him dr. Shockaloo. He was cool as hell

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What's your favorite treat from the ice cream truck? hell, always choose something different!

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Some ABers have very long names. If you are one of those ABers is there a shohrtened version we can use? Thanks it will help my typing fingers. :-) Sgt is fine, or Seanzie

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What would you do if you came home & found your partner in bed naked with another man/woman, & you ask"what the hell is going on?" &"who the hell is that?"your partner is in denial,saying"what man/woman are you talking about?"making you think you're crazy Tire iron to the back of his head. Then bang her mom and/or sister(s)

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Should I start buying organic food? I do for my meats:-) good stuff

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Whats the name of your first love? Sadie, that c*nt!

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Are boxers more comfortable than briefs? I go hybrid. Boxer-Breifs.

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What is a reason that a infant might be crying? He got dropped by his mom, brittney spears.

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When I go camping, I take a tent. Does anyone else enjoy tent camping? Yeah. I love the tents. More relaxing. Better to have a cuddlefest in nature with your s/o, too.

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Friday 13th, woo! What precautions are you taking to keep safe? Nothing. Stupid superstition.

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Which oil should i use to massage my breast to increase its size at home? Castrol, full synthetic.

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Does anyone know how Julius Caesar died? He got shanked.

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What is the best thing you can buy for under a dollar? Nude pics of me...lol

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In your opinion, what is the most stupid question you have ever read on AB? this girl asked how she could control her parents... She was tired of doing chores or something

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If one of your habits was a crime what would you be guilty of Murdering entire families...... Wait....

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Can I get a Woot Woot? in da hood, son.

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Where is the worst place to fart? I'm thinkin' the elevator crammed with people. What say you? :) In the dead guys face at a funeral.

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What types of food help your bowel movements? Taco bell. That'll make you poop

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What is the last thing you put in the microwave? leftover jambalya

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Have you ever fallen in love with somebody you never spoke to? In lust. All the damn time. It makes my world go 'round. Well, it used to.

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Is it odd that I want to arrange Skittles by colour and eat all of one colour and then all of another colour? No. Not at all. I do this sometimes too. I always eat the red last, because it's my favorite. Plus the flavor is better with multiple candy

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If my wife refuses to tell me why she came home late last night, can I waterboard her? lol, if you do, I want to watch

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Why is Brad so annoying? Because he isn't me.

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Would you please rate my my drawing of Stewie 10 being best 1 being worst? see drawing in my answer. 7

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Does a phobia rule your life? Damn spiders.

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If you were given 6 months to live, (but were never going to be in much pain) what would you change, what would you do that you have been too scared to do? would you then regret it if you never died? Well, I'm not afraid to do anything, with a few exceptions of illegal things. The only reason I don't is money. But with my life insurance 400k, I'd rack up a hell of a lot of credit doing all the things I haven't done.

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Confident? Cocky? Conceited? Which of these 3 "C's" are you? Very concieted. Very Cocky. Very Confident. And sexy as hell

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Have you ever "run around like a chicken without a head?" No,before a deployment, that's the officers. The enlisted kick back and poke n joke.

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What is your plan 'b'? Run n gun.

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When did you realize you'd become an adult? For me, it was when I began eating the cake and not caring about the icing. When I stepped off the bus at Ft Benning, GA

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If you could ban anything in the world, what would it be and why? SGTseanzie immitators. They don't need to be dancing at weddings pretending to be me as the tips roll in!

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When people ask you for directions and you don't know, do you lie. So you wouldn't look dumb.? I do security, and truckers will stop at my plant asking where so and so is, so I just break out the trusty iPhone, and hook em up with turn by turn directions.

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Is it just me or____________? Yes, it's you that smells like my dogs butthole.

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What are some things Irish people say? They say a lot of the same anyone else does.

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I've got 8 pieces of chocolate ______ for me and how many for you? It's your candy. It would be rather rude of me to dictate how many you keep, no?

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What is something that vibrates? C*ck ring

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Can you name some good dog names? My dog is named Reaper, after my daughter Tessa. Tessa's literal meaning is "Reaper"

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Ladies do you like to be watched while you masterbate? no, not really. But I like to watch, but not for very long, because watching becomes helping.

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Do you smoke pot? I used to every day all day. I stopped.

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Any porn stars on ab? No...you hiring?

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Is it safe to meet people online? Is there a way to protect yourself? Meet them with a group of friends

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I'm going to New Orleans in a couple of weeks, is there anything I should be sure to see? Not going for mardi gras, by chance?:-)

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I really need some manly advice here! My boyfriend doesn't really like valentines day...i mean he knows it means something to me, but why exactly doesn't he like it? Isn't it just a day to celebrate love? you joined two years ago today! Well, I dunno, as far as your question goes. Maybe he has been single or alone most of it?

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What is the sexiest piercing? hood. I'd like to play with it while going down.

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If you had a million dollars, how would you invest it? (Realisticlly) Spend it greedily on cars and a bad ass house. Maybe drop a bit on a shop. Make a small business working on cars.

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What do you do if THE ONE person, you ever really loved has "moved on"? I'd go beat up as much poon as I could for having waited so long for nothing

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Can i mix ecstacy with a drink and still have the same effect? Yes, but I wouldn't reccomend it. Very unsafe. Stick with water

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Do i just drop the whole pill in the water? or do i break it in half first? thanks... you can just eat it.

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If i mix ecstacy with water will it still work? yeah. Taking it with water makes it work better than orange juice. Be careful, yeah?

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Do you feel sorry for suiaside bommers I feel bad for the poor car they were driving.

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What did you dream about last night? What do you thing it might have meant? I was so exausted yesterday. I just crashed. I don't remember dreaming

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What is something you "pass?" if drinking heavily, I presume "the f#%* out!"

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If there were a burger named after YOU ..what would it be called? It would be called "SGTseanzie"

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Complete this sentence: Nothing beats my mom's _______ butt! She is a beast, son.

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What are some good things to do on valentines day if you are single? that sounds safe. I might have to do something similar instead of getting shitfaced drunk

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What have you got, that you don't Use anymore...? My penis

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Let not the sands of time get in your _ _ _ _ _ (fill in blank) Eyes

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Have you ever had a scarey dream that upon waking you was afraid to move because it seemed so real? do you ever use "were" when you are supposed to? But to answer your question... Maybe when I was younger

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Do you think fast food workers ever spit or do other unmentionables to your food? I worked at a mcdonalds, and nothing I saw happened. I also worked pizza, but I did see nasty stuff there

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Would you rather have chocolate or cake on Valentines Day? Ice cream cake

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What do you think of people who give their million fortunes to their pets when they die? Everyone knows the pets will use the money for personal gain... Bad idea!

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How dos the internet work? You managed to get here make a username, and ask a question. I feel you need no real explanation, as it seems you atleast have a basic grasp on things

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Why is almost every question I go to answer one from last October time, has the question bank dried up? The best way to solve this is go to your friends Q and A and check only questions!:-)

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What is your favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song? simple man

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What do I say to the priest after I receive communion? Mmmmm mmmmm bitch!

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Is it time for an oil change in your vehicle? It will be when I get where I'm going

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If a law enforcement officer is found to have abused his authority and extorted sexual acts from citizens, should he face stiffer penalties because he was in a position of trust? Yes. Stiff penalties. Stiffer than he was at the time

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What's that noise in the background? wheel of fortune

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Other than "Paris" what city could someone be named after? Memphis

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What do you do when someone steals your parking space? Murder

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Have you ever been to Tennessee? I've driven through many times. I'm stopping for the night in Nashville tomorrow during my trip

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Who would win in a dog fight between a pit bull and a boxer? Depends on who the boxer is? Butterbean? Joe Frazier?

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I have a playstation 3 and my brother does also....can we play each other online for free? like NCAA football or Madden for example if the game you wish to play has online capabilities, yes

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What do you think of those AXE commercials? I dunno, but the shower gel smells great

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What's the worst thing you can say to someone suffering from depression? "I wouldn't miss you."

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What is something you would find in the dessert? a large person with a utensil

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Is it bad if I wake up without an erection? No. Now if you wake up, and your penis is gone, start worrying

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What would u do if i told u u could do anything u wanted to me? Missile drop kick to the treachea

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What do you dislike about our new president obama? Them socks

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I droped my xbopx 360 is it that durable that it will not break cause it is metal right also i hear things in it moving my pops said that some pieace in the system are not mounted in the 360 he said it is normal to hear pieace shake in side sould i worry It's broke.

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What is something you might find in a Mechanics Shop? A ford

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What is something you might find in a policeman's car? A Mexican

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Do you pig out when you get home from work? I'm constantly eating. Not so much junk food. I might snack on carrots and ranch or celery and PB, but I eat a lot. Plus I got a rockin bod;-)

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Do you ever lick your own nipples just for the hell of it? I can do it! Wanna see?;-p

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Is Rinky Dinky Do in the Penalty Box? I just got a great idea! Thank you Helen! Thank you and your toys!

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How big is Tiananmen Square? Why don't you ask the kids? Ask them if fashion the reason they were there;-)

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I found a brown pill in my M&M's bag. It has a M on one side. What is it? :| Well, it's not the candy M&M, seeing as that candy only has one M on it. If you are serious, it could be MDMA.

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Poll: how do you handle a solicitor/bill collector? (**I pick up, and don't say a word, and see how long they stay on the phone. lol**) My ex did that shit with a bill collector. Now a lawyer called me. Gladly I confront my problems instead of running from them. Running gets you nowhere.

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Does your voice resemble to a singer or a songtress' voice,if yes,who is he/she? I had a radio host call me the "Dick Clark of Today"