http://www.answerbag.com/profile/635972 New Answerbag answers from Mavericks just doin a flyby Tue, 29 May 2012 17:45:41 -0700 Tue, 29 May 2012 17:45:41 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724467 Anyone else as surprised as I am to hear Sarah Palin "understands" rap? Can you see Sarah listening to rap?<br /><br />Fo shizzle my nizzle! Mon, 16 May 2011 22:44:06 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724467 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724450 Why am I always left behind?<br /><br />If you aint first your last!!!!! Seriously though, lighten up. Life is not a race. Mon, 16 May 2011 22:37:07 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724450 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724439 What mentally exhausts you?<br /><br />Trying to still figure out my wife of 12yrs! Mon, 16 May 2011 22:32:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724439 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724424 How should The Wicked Witch have killed Dorothy,The Tin Man and The Cowardly Lion?<br /><br />A machete!....Hey, you asked. :) Mon, 16 May 2011 22:23:38 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724424 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724416 Is it weird to play the same part of a song in a loop over and over with the pitch and tempo altered for hours at a time?<br /><br />Only if it's Barry Manilo or that Justin Bieber dude. Mon, 16 May 2011 22:20:46 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724416 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724391 How can I find a pistol from a street dealer?<br /><br />I'm pretty sure if you ask a "Street Dealer" to give you all his drugs he will undoubtedly show you a pistol. Mon, 16 May 2011 22:04:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724391 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724385 How much uncertainty do you feel?<br /><br />Not really sure right now.... Mon, 16 May 2011 22:00:24 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724385 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724365 What do posted no trespassing signs mean?<br /><br />Hmmmm Let's see....NO TRESPASSING! Mon, 16 May 2011 21:50:14 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724365 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724339 Other than death, what is the worst fate you've ever narrowly escaped or been incredibly lucky to avoid? What happened?<br /><br />Almost got Munched by a GWS while kayaking. My pee must have scared him off.:) Mon, 16 May 2011 21:39:29 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724339 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724311 Is anything exciting happening in June for you?<br /><br />Goin to see my nephew graduate in NJ. Haven't seen alot of my family for about 10 yrs. I live in Cali. Kinda excited about it except for the NJ part. Mon, 16 May 2011 21:27:09 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724311 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724294 When you feel like giving up, when your heart is breaking, what do you do?<br /><br />Watch the "Don't forget the sunscreen" video. Mon, 16 May 2011 21:23:20 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724294 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724288 What will you do if Judgment Day does happen on May 21, 2011?<br /><br />Lock &amp; load Baby!.... Isn't that suppose to be the start of the Zombie Apocalypse? Mon, 16 May 2011 21:20:44 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724288 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724246 Will you please share your favourite quotes?? I'm collecting good quotes..<br /><br />Never expect someone to act the way you want them to....? " I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ" Mahatma Gandhi Mon, 16 May 2011 21:04:36 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724246 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724196 Where did you grow up? Would you ever like to revisit the place now?<br /><br />Jersey. And I would not revisit if it were not for family. Mon, 16 May 2011 20:46:16 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/10724196 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8560744 How do you get woman masterbating toys without your parents knowing<br /><br />I won't tell if you don't. Fri, 25 Dec 2009 21:56:45 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8560744 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8535622 Name some countries you rarely hear about in the news:<br /><br />Republic of Iceland and Madagascar. Thu, 17 Dec 2009 09:19:28 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8535622 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8535604 Do you think gay marriage should be legal? Why or why not?<br /><br />Yes. As long as it doesn't become mandatory. Thu, 17 Dec 2009 09:11:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8535604 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8535561 Pe-existing conditions and being dropped because of illness are good reasons for reform. Why are some opposed to ALL healthcare reform?<br /><br />Because they believe what politicians tell them to believe, and have no compassion or common sense. One small example "Keep your government hands off my medicare!!!!" remember that quote? Thu, 17 Dec 2009 08:45:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8535561 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8533928 What is your opinion on Uganda's kill-the-gays bill?<br /><br />Just one more example to illustrate how "You can't fix stupid". Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:28:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8533928 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8515672 Is it cool to smack someone upside the head the third time they take your clean clothes out of YOUR dryer and dump them on top of dirty clothes after you've told them to keep their paws off twice already?<br /><br />It's never cool to resort to violence, but they can't say you didn't warn them! : ) Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:08:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8515672 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8515649 Are you debating on leaving because of the "new" AB?<br /><br />This is weird! Will take some time to get used to if I decide to stay. Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:05:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8515649 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8515452 "Every Question Deserves a Great Answer" it says up there. How about, "Every AB Staff Member Deserves a good beating!" Are you with me!?<br /><br />I'll supply the bats!!! Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:09:39 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8515452 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8515448 "Every Question Deserves a Great Answer" it says up there. How about, "Every AB Staff Member Deserves a good beating!" Are you with me!?<br /><br />Share your answer... Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:09:21 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8515448 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8515399 Does the new AB logo look more like a garment bag hanger?<br /><br />Sure does. Fri, 11 Dec 2009 08:56:25 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8515399 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8513468 How come I can't post any comments on the new Answerbag?<br /><br />Just happened to me too, I'm sure it will be cleared up soon. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:32:02 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8513468 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8513443 Do you like the New Answerbag? If so what about it do you like most? One thing I really like about it is we now have a message inbox!<br /><br />It's a little weird right now, but I guess I'll get used to it. What's the deal with the message box? Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:25:10 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8513443 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8513430 The police pulls you over and asks you to open your trunk. Suddenly a naked man whom you've never seen before jumps out and runs away screaming. The cop asks you for an explanation and you say ____________...?<br /><br />"Well that was weird, I only put woman in the trunk." Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:20:34 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8513430 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512508 Can my mom still celebrate Christmas even though she has recently become a Buddist? I am afraid I won't get presents.<br /><br />Sure she can. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:59:31 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512508 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512446 What are you known for amongst your family & friends? as in, a good cook, expert on a certain subject, a fanatic on some topic, etc....<br /><br />A great BBQer and cook. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:51:07 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512446 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512429 Whats a easy way to get out of a conversation with out making it look like you dont want to talk to the person?<br /><br />Tell them you gotta use the bathroom and run away! Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:48:45 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512429 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512420 If you could have only one food for the rest of your life (assuming that this strange situation would not affect your health), which food would you choose?<br /><br />Cheesecake! Don&#039;t think I have to explain why.: p Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:47:18 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512420 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512340 Why is everyone circumcised!?<br /><br />That&#039;s an awful lot of penis inspection you must have gone through to come to this conclusion! : o Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:31:56 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512340 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512320 Were you born a jerk, or did it take years of fine-honing your skills?<br /><br />I think all people are born with a certain amount of jerkiness. It just depends on how much you feed it as time goes by. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:28:20 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512320 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512297 Should I hook up with a coworker?<br /><br />No, No, No, No and no! Never A good idea if you expect to be working there for any length of time. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:23:03 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512297 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512275 OK, I have read some wierd things on the internet but this is really far out. I want your opinion.. True or made up?<br /><br />Sounded like a good idea up until that spin in &quot;Top Gun&quot; he referred to. I know about that all too well. : ) Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:19:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512275 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512223 I just realized tht my boyfriend is xtremly racist. He doesnt even wnt me tlking to black people. And i had no idea he was like this. But we fell in love and he means everything to me. Is there ANY way i can chang his opinions on this? it would mean alot<br /><br />I Don&#039;t quite understand how you found this out &quot;after&quot; you fell in love with him, but probably not, good luck with that. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:11:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8512223 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8511463 Can life exist without conflicts/wars?<br /><br />Certainly. The reason some people think it can&#039;t is because they do not know anything different. When conflicts and war first started they were a direct result of scarcity. There&#039;s no reason for this to happen in this day and age with all the technology we have. Scarcity could literally... Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:25:58 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8511463 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8511194 What sort of noise drives you absolutely insane?<br /><br />The sound of Fran Drescher&#039;s voice, and a ringing phone. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:45:07 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8511194 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8511142 Just how much can we believe what we are told by others on A/B? Including me.<br /><br />Take everything with a grain of salt no matter what the source and try to do as much research as you can through non-biased sources. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:40:02 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8511142 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8511038 What are you aware of?<br /><br />Truth. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:22:56 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8511038 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8511024 What does it mean if you have more followers than friends?<br /><br />You&#039;re starting a cult. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:21:20 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8511024 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8511010 Can I scratch your answerbag?<br /><br />Sure!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfGD5FgtNtY Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:19:00 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8511010 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510997 What is your opinion of PETA?<br /><br />Animals are yummy! Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:17:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510997 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510933 If you had the money would you get a boob job?<br /><br />My pecs&#039; are just fine thank you. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:06:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510933 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510910 Who is it that determines what is normal for the rest of us?<br /><br />Normalcy is determined by ones social environment they are raised in. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:03:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510910 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510833 What kind of a hand shaker are you? Are you a one pump and releaser, a rigirous arm-wiggler, a clasp with both hands shaker or are you the creepy person that holds onto to someone else's hands WAY too long? lol<br /><br />Depends on whether or not I know the person and how well. If I just meet them it&#039;s usually a firm grip couple of shakes the release. If I know them well it&#039;s sometimes the both hand action. If they&#039;re a dear friend it&#039;s the handshake/one armed hug thing. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:53:36 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510833 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510749 What is the weirdest thing to collect?<br /><br />Magic Nose Goblins. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:42:00 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510749 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510707 Why are people such dickheads on this website?<br /><br />It&#039;s all a matter of perspective itsalifestyle. : ) Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:37:08 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510707 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510485 What causes kidney stones? I have heard salt, caffeine, calcium. Does anyone know for sure.?<br /><br />Doctors know that Oxalate is binder, so avoiding foods high in this is a good thing to do to prevent them. Also drinking plenty of water is good. Dilutes the urine to help prevent them. As far as the cause, either they refuse to tell us because there&#039;s no money in the cure or they honestly... Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:03:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510485 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510143 Unhelpful things to say in a crisis?<br /><br />I usually drink in excess and take pills to solve my problems. : ) Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:15:42 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510143 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510129 Would you like your orgasm to last for a day or so instead of just a short time?<br /><br />What a mess that would make! Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:13:40 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8510129 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509915 What is the most effective anti-smoking message to go on cigarette packets?<br /><br />Warning:Side effects may include anal bleeding and death. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:49:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509915 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509862 Do you think our Beliefs Create our Reality?<br /><br />For some, certainly. Beliefs to me are only as good as the data and statistics that back them up to be factual given all relevant information known at said time. And if they are found factual at that time then they are true. Reality=Truth. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:41:22 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509862 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509592 Are restroom hand dryers causing germs to blow around?<br /><br />Just the act of washing your hands properly should get rid of most of the germs. Since most modern washrooms are hands free at the sink and hand dryers there&#039;s little chance for carrying germs around. Now if they can only make all the doors hands free.... Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:12:10 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509592 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509486 What does it mean when the voices in my head tell me to burn and kill?<br /><br />It means those voices aren&#039;t very nice. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:02:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509486 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509468 After having sex with someone, have you ever smacked yourself on the forehead and said, "My Gawd! I could have had a V-8!" or, "I can't believe I ate the whole thing!" How did your bed partner react?<br /><br />No, but I did have a gal thank me once. Felt kinda weird hearing &quot;Thank you&quot; but I quickly replied &quot;No, no, thank you&quot;. : ) Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:59:54 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509468 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509437 Why is Global Warming blamed for dead polar bears, when the real killers are eskimoes, Native Americans, Native Canadians, Native Greenlanders, and other primitive selfish people? Killed with bullets and bragging about it? But no, AGW is to blame?<br /><br />Dude, just a little info for you. They are drowning and committing cannibalism because the ice is melting too fast over an increasingly bigger area every year and they cannot get enough food to sustain themselves. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:56:15 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509437 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509396 How can I get my wife to leave her boyfriend? I don't care what it takes, as long as I don't get in trouble. My kids are devastated. All she does is lie. Can someone please help me?<br /><br />Why in the hell would you want her too? Listen, I understand that you probably still love her and everything, but it doesn&#039;t sound like the feeling is mutual. I she does leave him, you will never trust her again anyway, and that&#039;s no way to carry on a relationship. File for divorce, get... Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:50:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509396 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509291 Discarded titles for the next Harry Potter book?<br /><br />Harry Potter and the Philosopher&#039;s Bone. (Adult book for sure) Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:39:02 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509291 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509171 Bad things to say when leading troops into battle?<br /><br />Go ahead I&#039;ll be right behind. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:27:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509171 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509156 Have you ever called someone out (on their BS)?<br /><br />I think this question is BS! What do you have to say for yourself?!LOL! Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:26:26 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509156 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509122 What's the most expensive thing you're wearing right now? If you don't mind me asking that is!!<br /><br />My Uggs. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:23:07 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509122 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509072 What will this last decade be called? (example: the last decade was the '90's)<br /><br />O&#039;s Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:16:25 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509072 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509062 Who are the arch angels?<br /><br />These guys.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzcFmSXFV38 Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:14:58 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509062 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509017 Some many say "The root of all evil is religion." What is you opinion upon that?<br /><br />The root of all evil is money. 95% of the crime we see everyday is solely based on monetary gain. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 09:08:08 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8509017 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508757 If you only had these two choices would you rather be stuck litsening to Hannah Montana or Vanilla Ice for the rest of your life....Which would you choose?<br /><br />Ice ice baby. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:32:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508757 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508716 Do all facts change over time?<br /><br />Some do, but not all, as knowledge of certain things increases over time and we learn more about the world around us. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:27:48 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508716 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508672 I'm 15 and I weigh 80 pounds. I don't eat breakfast or lunch and I walk a mile everyday. Are there any other ways I can lose weight?<br /><br />Need to know how tall you are, and you need to stop skipping meals. It&#039;s not healthy. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:22:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508672 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508612 To continue the debate, Should those who receive foodstamps be subject to random drug testing?<br /><br />I don&#039;t see why not. I am subject to them at my JOB for the safety of myself and co-workers. If your are going to be using my tax dollars, I would like to make sure you&#039;re not buying drugs with it. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:14:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508612 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508562 Do you think Glenn Beck's survivalist rants urging his listeners to stock up on "Guns, God, and Gold", may have something to do with the fact that he is an undisclosed paid spokesman for a major gold-trading firm?<br /><br />Something? It&#039;s got everything to do with it. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:07:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508562 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508527 When you were a kid, did you ever shoot anybody, or were you ever shot, with a BB gun?<br /><br />Yes. Wow, I&#039;m really surprised and feel much better now seeing the other answers. I thought my friends and I were the only idiots who had BB gun wars and shot at each other with bottle rockets and roman candles. Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:01:16 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8508527 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8505468 What opportunitys do you have when you become a parent?<br /><br />The opportunity to have little slaves run around and do chores for you!LOL! Wed, 09 Dec 2009 20:34:18 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8505468 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8503707 Would you consider owning a pet monkey?<br /><br />Yes! And I don&#039;t care what others would say about me, I would never spank it! : o Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:46:43 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8503707 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8503529 What is the role of the public defender in the american justice system?<br /><br />To have the defendant plead no contest. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:29:32 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8503529 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8503514 There's a wasp on my toilet wall and my hubby won't be home from work for several hours. What should I do?<br /><br />Hair spray and a lighter! No don&#039;t! It&#039;s dangerous! If you have to use the bathroom go outside. : ) Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:28:20 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8503514 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502678 My eye`s my eye`s i can`t see my eye`s some body help me?<br /><br />Pull one out and look at it! Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:49:14 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502678 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502637 When is that last time you got scared?<br /><br />When I was informed I had a tumor on my kidney 2 days ago. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:42:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502637 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502626 What are you maken for your christmas dinner?<br /><br />Prime Rib with all the good side dishes! Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:41:31 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502626 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502610 Dose bleach get rid of toenail fungus<br /><br />No. The only way to get rid of it is to either spend hundreds if not thousands of dollars on medications (that by the way can have some pretty nasty side affects) because insurance companies consider it a cosmetic thing or you can try putting Vicks Vapor Rub on it. I swear by this. I don&#039;t... Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:39:16 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502610 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502545 Why is domestic violence considered a pre-existing condition and used to deny health insurance?<br /><br />Everything is a pre-existing condition. Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:28:39 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8502545 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8501882 My wife ties me to bed every night and gives me oral sex until I faint. What should I do?<br /><br />Stop complaining! Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:58:58 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8501882 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8501772 I'm ready for the ___________?<br /><br />Revolution! Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:43:05 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8501772 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8501626 I witnessed a "near miss" today, between a car and truck! It seems the truck driver attempted to change lanes WHILE looking for oncoming traffic--instead of BEFORE. Do YOU look first, THEN switch lanes--or look WHILE changing lanes?<br /><br />I always look before I leap! Funny how some people will change lanes without looking while maneuvering a 3000lb vehicle, but will never sit on a toilet seat in a public restroom without looking (or at least I hope not). : ) Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:22:08 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8501626 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8498876 It seems some ABers are a tad sensitive about how you write their usernames (mispelling, capitalizing and abbreviating). Are you? Just want to know so I don't unintentionally offend anyone. ☺<br /><br />IT&#039;S MAVERICK WITH A &quot;Q&quot; YA NINCE!!!!!!!!!!LOL! Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:52:03 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8498876 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8496493 Does any one have the key.... to escape reality?<br /><br />Timothy Leary does.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WISFFhU9hVc Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:39:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8496493 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8496437 How old are you truthfully?<br /><br />1,136,857,600 seconds old. Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:33:04 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8496437 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8496360 I am new to this country and need help with your traditions. When you cook the Christmas Reindeer is it best to do it of a spit, in a covered pit or in some kind of big vessel?<br /><br />Covered pit with Red Oak charcoal! But remember,it needs to be covered with the leafs of a banana tree or it will get too dry. Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:25:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8496360 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8496291 Would you watch Cops starring America's favorite straight-to-video martial artist, Steven Seagal?<br /><br />Yeah, I actually did. There&#039;s 10 minutes wasted I&#039;ll never get back. Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:16:42 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8496291 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8496273 Guys, since I did this for the ladies, it's only fair to do it for you too. If you were writing a user's manual on how to live with a man, what tips would you add to it for the gals out there? Let's see if you can teach us a little something too.<br /><br />Don&#039;t ask us what we are thinking. There&#039;s not alot there. If we have something that actually needs to be said, it will be. We&#039;re fairly simple creatures. Food, refreshment and sex is all we require. Oh, and please don&#039;t try to explain that you&#039;re saving money by... Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:14:03 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8496273 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8496180 Derp?<br /><br />E=mc2 Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:01:17 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8496180 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8495857 Why do chicken nuggets taste better than breaded chicken breast? Isn't it the same damn thing, just smaller and cuter?<br /><br />Chickens don&#039;t have nuggets!!!!!!!!!!!1 Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:18:16 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8495857 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8495724 What don't happy people do?<br /><br />Shoot themselves in the head. Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:01:08 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8495724 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8492774 You are an alien tuning in to Earth's frequency, listening to everything. What are your thoughts?<br /><br />Holy S%#$! Can you believe these morons?! Looks like they need to put another quarter in and try again! Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:49:37 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8492774 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8492730 Do you believe in spiritual healing? Why or why not?<br /><br />No. I do however believe in the power of positive thought. Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:44:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8492730 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8492633 Heard a good fairy tale, lately? (I thought this one was pretty terrific, all things considered.)<br /><br />Hey! That happened to me once too!LOL! Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:33:08 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8492633 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8492589 Do you think a One-World government would be good, or bad?<br /><br />Government in and of itself within a monetary economy is corrupt and always will be, with corporations leading us down the path of continual cyclical consumption and the squandering of our natural resources on a scale that has never been seen all in the name of profits. Something needs to be done... Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:28:05 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8492589 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8492223 What was your favorite Christmas story when you were child?<br /><br />A Christmas Carol. Tue, 08 Dec 2009 07:37:13 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8492223 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8487925 Who was the worst cheater in history?<br /><br />It may be shaping up to be Tiger Woods. Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:54:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8487925 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8487418 Why does doing the right thing - suck?<br /><br />I hope this is just something you heard, and not the way you actually feel. Doing the right thing never sucks! If people can actually set aside their big fat ego&#039;s and own self interest for a few moments to be human and do the right thing, the world would be a much better place. Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:43:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8487418 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8485463 I work with this woman whose nipples are always hard and show through her shirt. What should I do?<br /><br />E-mail me some pictures! heheheh. Mon, 07 Dec 2009 11:34:42 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8485463