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Anyone else as surprised as I am to hear Sarah Palin "understands" rap? Can you see Sarah listening to rap?
Fo shizzle my nizzle!
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Why am I always left behind?
If you aint first your last!!!!! Seriously though, lighten up. Life is not a race.
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What mentally exhausts you?
Trying to still figure out my wife of 12yrs!
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How should The Wicked Witch have killed Dorothy,The Tin Man and The Cowardly Lion?
A machete!....Hey, you asked. :)
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Is it weird to play the same part of a song in a loop over and over with the pitch and tempo altered for hours at a time?
Only if it's Barry Manilo or that Justin Bieber dude.
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How can I find a pistol from a street dealer?
I'm pretty sure if you ask a "Street Dealer" to give you all his drugs he will undoubtedly show you a pistol.
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How much uncertainty do you feel?
Not really sure right now....
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What do posted no trespassing signs mean?
Hmmmm Let's see....NO TRESPASSING!
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Other than death, what is the worst fate you've ever narrowly escaped or been incredibly lucky to avoid? What happened?
Almost got Munched by a GWS while kayaking. My pee must have scared him off.:)
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Is anything exciting happening in June for you?
Goin to see my nephew graduate in NJ. Haven't seen alot of my family for about 10 yrs. I live in Cali. Kinda excited about it except for the NJ part.
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When you feel like giving up, when your heart is breaking, what do you do?
Watch the "Don't forget the sunscreen" video.
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What will you do if Judgment Day does happen on May 21, 2011?
Lock & load Baby!.... Isn't that suppose to be the start of the Zombie Apocalypse?
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Will you please share your favourite quotes?? I'm collecting good quotes..
Never expect someone to act the way you want them to....?
" I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ"
Mahatma Gandhi
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Where did you grow up? Would you ever like to revisit the place now?
Jersey. And I would not revisit if it were not for family.
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How do you get woman masterbating toys without your parents knowing
I won't tell if you don't.
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Name some countries you rarely hear about in the news:
Republic of Iceland and Madagascar.
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Do you think gay marriage should be legal? Why or why not?
Yes. As long as it doesn't become mandatory.
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Pe-existing conditions and being dropped because of illness are good reasons for reform. Why are some opposed to ALL healthcare reform?
Because they believe what politicians tell them to believe, and have no compassion or common sense. One small example "Keep your government hands off my medicare!!!!" remember that quote?
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What is your opinion on Uganda's kill-the-gays bill?
Just one more example to illustrate how "You can't fix stupid".
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Is it cool to smack someone upside the head the third time they take your clean clothes out of YOUR dryer and dump them on top of dirty clothes after you've told them to keep their paws off twice already?
It's never cool to resort to violence, but they can't say you didn't warn them! : )
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Are you debating on leaving because of the "new" AB?
This is weird! Will take some time to get used to if I decide to stay.
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"Every Question Deserves a Great Answer" it says up there. How about, "Every AB Staff Member Deserves a good beating!" Are you with me!?
I'll supply the bats!!!
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"Every Question Deserves a Great Answer" it says up there. How about, "Every AB Staff Member Deserves a good beating!" Are you with me!?
Share your answer...
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Does the new AB logo look more like a garment bag hanger?
Sure does.
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How come I can't post any comments on the new Answerbag?
Just happened to me too, I'm sure it will be cleared up soon.
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Do you like the New Answerbag? If so what about it do you like most? One thing I really like about it is we now have a message inbox!
It's a little weird right now, but I guess I'll get used to it. What's the deal with the message box?
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The police pulls you over and asks you to open your trunk. Suddenly a naked man whom you've never seen before jumps out and runs away screaming. The cop asks you for an explanation and you say ____________...?
"Well that was weird, I only put woman in the trunk."
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Can my mom still celebrate Christmas even though she has recently become a Buddist? I am afraid I won't get presents.
Sure she can.
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What are you known for amongst your family & friends? as in, a good cook, expert on a certain subject, a fanatic on some topic, etc....
A great BBQer and cook.
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Whats a easy way to get out of a conversation with out making it look like you dont want to talk to the person?
Tell them you gotta use the bathroom and run away!
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If you could have only one food for the rest of your life (assuming that this strange situation would not affect your health), which food would you choose?
Cheesecake! Don't think I have to explain why.: p
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Why is everyone circumcised!?
That's an awful lot of penis inspection you must have gone through to come to this conclusion! : o
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Were you born a jerk, or did it take years of fine-honing your skills?
I think all people are born with a certain amount of jerkiness. It just depends on how much you feed it as time goes by.
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Should I hook up with a coworker?
No, No, No, No and no! Never A good idea if you expect to be working there for any length of time.
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OK, I have read some wierd things on the internet but this is really far out. I want your opinion.. True or made up?
Sounded like a good idea up until that spin in "Top Gun" he referred to. I know about that all too well. : )
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I just realized tht my boyfriend is xtremly racist. He doesnt even wnt me tlking to black people. And i had no idea he was like this. But we fell in love and he means everything to me. Is there ANY way i can chang his opinions on this? it would mean alot
I Don't quite understand how you found this out "after" you fell in love with him, but probably not, good luck with that.
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Can life exist without conflicts/wars?
Certainly. The reason some people think it can't is because they do not know anything different. When conflicts and war first started they were a direct result of scarcity. There's no reason for this to happen in this day and age with all the technology we have. Scarcity could literally be wiped out in a matter of months if not for corporate greed and profits.
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What sort of noise drives you absolutely insane?
The sound of Fran Drescher's voice, and a ringing phone.
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Just how much can we believe what we are told by others on A/B? Including me.
Take everything with a grain of salt no matter what the source and try to do as much research as you can through non-biased sources.
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What are you aware of?
Truth.
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What does it mean if you have more followers than friends?
You're starting a cult.
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Can I scratch your answerbag?
Sure!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfGD5FgtNtY
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What is your opinion of PETA?
Animals are yummy!
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If you had the money would you get a boob job?
My pecs' are just fine thank you.
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Who is it that determines what is normal for the rest of us?
Normalcy is determined by ones social environment they are raised in.
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What kind of a hand shaker are you? Are you a one pump and releaser, a rigirous arm-wiggler, a clasp with both hands shaker or are you the creepy person that holds onto to someone else's hands WAY too long? lol
Depends on whether or not I know the person and how well. If I just meet them it's usually a firm grip couple of shakes the release. If I know them well it's sometimes the both hand action. If they're a dear friend it's the handshake/one armed hug thing.
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What is the weirdest thing to collect?
Magic Nose Goblins.
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Why are people such dickheads on this website?
It's all a matter of perspective itsalifestyle. : )
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What causes kidney stones? I have heard salt, caffeine, calcium. Does anyone know for sure.?
Doctors know that Oxalate is binder, so avoiding foods high in this is a good thing to do to prevent them. Also drinking plenty of water is good. Dilutes the urine to help prevent them. As far as the cause, either they refuse to tell us because there's no money in the cure or they honestly don't know. I just went through the coke/asparagus thing and it actually made them smaller so I...
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Unhelpful things to say in a crisis?
I usually drink in excess and take pills to solve my problems. : )
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Would you like your orgasm to last for a day or so instead of just a short time?
What a mess that would make!
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What is the most effective anti-smoking message to go on cigarette packets?
Warning:Side effects may include anal bleeding and death.
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Do you think our Beliefs Create our Reality?
For some, certainly. Beliefs to me are only as good as the data and statistics that back them up to be factual given all relevant information known at said time. And if they are found factual at that time then they are true. Reality=Truth.
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Are restroom hand dryers causing germs to blow around?
Just the act of washing your hands properly should get rid of most of the germs. Since most modern washrooms are hands free at the sink and hand dryers there's little chance for carrying germs around. Now if they can only make all the doors hands free....
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What does it mean when the voices in my head tell me to burn and kill?
It means those voices aren't very nice.
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After having sex with someone, have you ever smacked yourself on the forehead and said, "My Gawd! I could have had a V-8!" or, "I can't believe I ate the whole thing!" How did your bed partner react?
No, but I did have a gal thank me once. Felt kinda weird hearing "Thank you" but I quickly replied "No, no, thank you". : )
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Why is Global Warming blamed for dead polar bears, when the real killers are eskimoes, Native Americans, Native Canadians, Native Greenlanders, and other primitive selfish people? Killed with bullets and bragging about it? But no, AGW is to blame?
Dude, just a little info for you. They are drowning and committing cannibalism because the ice is melting too fast over an increasingly bigger area every year and they cannot get enough food to sustain themselves.
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How can I get my wife to leave her boyfriend? I don't care what it takes, as long as I don't get in trouble. My kids are devastated. All she does is lie. Can someone please help me?
Why in the hell would you want her too? Listen, I understand that you probably still love her and everything, but it doesn't sound like the feeling is mutual. I she does leave him, you will never trust her again anyway, and that's no way to carry on a relationship. File for divorce, get custody of your kids making sure she pays child support, and move on down the road dude.
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Discarded titles for the next Harry Potter book?
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Bone. (Adult book for sure)
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Bad things to say when leading troops into battle?
Go ahead I'll be right behind.
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Have you ever called someone out (on their BS)?
I think this question is BS! What do you have to say for yourself?!LOL!
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What's the most expensive thing you're wearing right now? If you don't mind me asking that is!!
My Uggs.
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What will this last decade be called? (example: the last decade was the '90's)
O's
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Who are the arch angels?
These guys.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzcFmSXFV38
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Some many say "The root of all evil is religion." What is you opinion upon that?
The root of all evil is money. 95% of the crime we see everyday is solely based on monetary gain.
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If you only had these two choices would you rather be stuck litsening to Hannah Montana or Vanilla Ice for the rest of your life....Which would you choose?
Ice ice baby.
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Do all facts change over time?
Some do, but not all, as knowledge of certain things increases over time and we learn more about the world around us.
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I'm 15 and I weigh 80 pounds. I don't eat breakfast or lunch and I walk a mile everyday. Are there any other ways I can lose weight?
Need to know how tall you are, and you need to stop skipping meals. It's not healthy.
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To continue the debate, Should those who receive foodstamps be subject to random drug testing?
I don't see why not. I am subject to them at my JOB for the safety of myself and co-workers. If your are going to be using my tax dollars, I would like to make sure you're not buying drugs with it.
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Do you think Glenn Beck's survivalist rants urging his listeners to stock up on "Guns, God, and Gold", may have something to do with the fact that he is an undisclosed paid spokesman for a major gold-trading firm?
Something? It's got everything to do with it.
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When you were a kid, did you ever shoot anybody, or were you ever shot, with a BB gun?
Yes. Wow, I'm really surprised and feel much better now seeing the other answers. I thought my friends and I were the only idiots who had BB gun wars and shot at each other with bottle rockets and roman candles.
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What opportunitys do you have when you become a parent?
The opportunity to have little slaves run around and do chores for you!LOL!
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Would you consider owning a pet monkey?
Yes! And I don't care what others would say about me, I would never spank it! : o
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What is the role of the public defender in the american justice system?
To have the defendant plead no contest.
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There's a wasp on my toilet wall and my hubby won't be home from work for several hours. What should I do?
Hair spray and a lighter! No don't! It's dangerous! If you have to use the bathroom go outside. : )
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My eye`s my eye`s i can`t see my eye`s some body help me?
Pull one out and look at it!
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When is that last time you got scared?
When I was informed I had a tumor on my kidney 2 days ago.
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What are you maken for your christmas dinner?
Prime Rib with all the good side dishes!
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Dose bleach get rid of toenail fungus
No. The only way to get rid of it is to either spend hundreds if not thousands of dollars on medications (that by the way can have some pretty nasty side affects) because insurance companies consider it a cosmetic thing or you can try putting Vicks Vapor Rub on it.
I swear by this. I don't know how or why it works, it just does. It may take a while but you have to keep putting it on...
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Why is domestic violence considered a pre-existing condition and used to deny health insurance?
Everything is a pre-existing condition.
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My wife ties me to bed every night and gives me oral sex until I faint. What should I do?
Stop complaining!
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I'm ready for the ___________?
Revolution!
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I witnessed a "near miss" today, between a car and truck! It seems the truck driver attempted to change lanes WHILE looking for oncoming traffic--instead of BEFORE. Do YOU look first, THEN switch lanes--or look WHILE changing lanes?
I always look before I leap! Funny how some people will change lanes without looking while maneuvering a 3000lb vehicle, but will never sit on a toilet seat in a public restroom without looking (or at least I hope not). : )
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It seems some ABers are a tad sensitive about how you write their usernames (mispelling, capitalizing and abbreviating). Are you? Just want to know so I don't unintentionally offend anyone. ☺
IT'S MAVERICK WITH A "Q" YA NINCE!!!!!!!!!!LOL!
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Does any one have the key.... to escape reality?
Timothy Leary does.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WISFFhU9hVc
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How old are you truthfully?
1,136,857,600 seconds old.
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I am new to this country and need help with your traditions. When you cook the Christmas Reindeer is it best to do it of a spit, in a covered pit or in some kind of big vessel?
Covered pit with Red Oak charcoal! But remember,it needs to be covered with the leafs of a banana tree or it will get too dry.
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Would you watch Cops starring America's favorite straight-to-video martial artist, Steven Seagal?
Yeah, I actually did. There's 10 minutes wasted I'll never get back.
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Guys, since I did this for the ladies, it's only fair to do it for you too. If you were writing a user's manual on how to live with a man, what tips would you add to it for the gals out there? Let's see if you can teach us a little something too.
Don't ask us what we are thinking. There's not alot there. If we have something that actually needs to be said, it will be. We're fairly simple creatures. Food, refreshment and sex is all we require.
Oh, and please don't try to explain that you're saving money by spending money because you are buying things that are on sale! This will never make sense to us.
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Derp?
E=mc2
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Why do chicken nuggets taste better than breaded chicken breast? Isn't it the same damn thing, just smaller and cuter?
Chickens don't have nuggets!!!!!!!!!!!1
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What don't happy people do?
Shoot themselves in the head.
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You are an alien tuning in to Earth's frequency, listening to everything. What are your thoughts?
Holy S%#$! Can you believe these morons?! Looks like they need to put another quarter in and try again!
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Do you believe in spiritual healing? Why or why not?
No. I do however believe in the power of positive thought.
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Heard a good fairy tale, lately? (I thought this one was pretty terrific, all things considered.)
Hey! That happened to me once too!LOL!
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Do you think a One-World government would be good, or bad?
Government in and of itself within a monetary economy is corrupt and always will be, with corporations leading us down the path of continual cyclical consumption and the squandering of our natural resources on a scale that has never been seen all in the name of profits. Something needs to be done but Government is not the answer.
Until people in the world start waking up and realize the...
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What was your favorite Christmas story when you were child?
A Christmas Carol.
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Who was the worst cheater in history?
It may be shaping up to be Tiger Woods.
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Why does doing the right thing - suck?
I hope this is just something you heard, and not the way you actually feel. Doing the right thing never sucks! If people can actually set aside their big fat ego's and own self interest for a few moments to be human and do the right thing, the world would be a much better place.
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I work with this woman whose nipples are always hard and show through her shirt. What should I do?
E-mail me some pictures! heheheh.
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What's one thing that is long and hard, and has nothing to do with sex?
Life.
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Are you going to overreact about the age you will be at your next birthday?
OveRreact!OVeRReaCt! Thanks Zack! I was trying to FORGET ABOUT HOW OLD I WILL BE!!!!!!!!!!!
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How do we deal with the evil and suffering in this world?
The key to dealing with it is alot more simple than people want to understand. The antiquated monetary system the world uses is at the base of it all. It is set up to create scarcity, hence causing people to do things we call "evil" in a attempt to survive. Just about all "suffering" is an inevitable cause of this system also. People who are starving or dying are doing so...
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I once read that there were around two million people held in jails in the USA. Can anyone confirm this figure?
We actually now imprison or have on probation or parole approx. 1 in 31 or about 7.3 million at about 68 billion a year, but that figure is growing.
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Can modern government survive without a large bureaucratic component?
A "Modern Government" can exist without a large bureaucratic component but sadly will never exist as long as we continue with the cyclical consumption that takes place in our antiquated monetary system.
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I'm 15 and my parents still make me go to bed at 10pm!! they don'y understand that i'm growing up and while all my friends can stay out late, i have to be in earlier and i'm not aloud to do half the things my friends do. what can i do?
Deal with it. Life is not fair. You probably hear it all the time but...when you get older you will understand where your parents are coming from.
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Did you ever save another persons life? and how?
Talked a few people down from doing some regrettable things. Killed a Eastern Diamond Back that was about to bite my brother. I don't know if these were life savings actions but you never know.
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What is your favorite fish at the aqarium or seaworld?
They had a GWS at the Monterey Aquarium. That was kinda cool.
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Who's voice would you least like to have directing you on your satellite navigation?
R2D2. I wouldn't have a clue what he was saying.
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What should never have been invented?
Money.
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Has anyone ever asked this question before?
69 Dude!
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There are two openings in North Pole and South Pole. How many of you agree with it?
They're looking for a Mall Santa and Polar Bear. Saw it on Craigslist.
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What are some funny words or phrases that nobody uses anymore?
I rekon that the phrase "This that and the other".
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Do you speak any other language other than English?
Spanish and a little French
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What is ten feet below you right now?
Maybe some groundwater.
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It takes two to mingle and three to_________.
Manaja twa!
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How often do you find it a challenge on what to eat for dinner?
Just about every night. I'm the cook.
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What is the first thing you do when you notice your the only one left on earth?
Finally get to take out that new Lamborghini Diablo I've been wanting to drive.
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The identity of the AB Troll has been revealed !!! See video! LMAO!!! Did you ever suspect?
I knew it. Shameful Dick!
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Can your Grandparents (parents for older folk) use a computer?
My mom sure knows how. Our first one was a Tandy 1000. Think I just aged myself there. But my father in law can't even use a calculator, he still does his division long.
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If a sex tape of you was leaked out on the internet and it looked like this, would you be embarrassed? LMAO!!!
Kinda kinky with Yoda threesome action! "Pleasure you I will".HAHHAHAA!
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If aliens attacked earth, what would you do?
If they're aliens like in the Alien movies I'd probably crap my self. But if they're like the ones in E.T. I'd buy a whole bunch of Reese's Pieces and make some new friends.
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True or False - Omission is not a lie?
If it is done to perpetuate a false idea, it is a lie.
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What is something that a Kindergarten student does in School, that a High School student would not do?
Count to 100. Using an abacus.
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Hello. My penis has been growing about an inch a month for the past two years. It is now close to 28" long. What should I do
Stop lying Pinocchio.
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I have beeb runing a motorcross track for three months trying to lose boby fat around my belly area but i have not lost any fat at all do you know any that will help me out by the way i am 12 years old.
Sometimes you can run all you want, but you have to make some serious dietary changes to really use the weight.
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Do you think Obama is corrupted?
HAHAHHAH! They all are. And anyone who thinks any different is doing nothing but trying to make themselves feel good about the political environment in this country. The joke is apparently on us.
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My bath soap is giving me a rash. What brand of soap should I be using?
Something Hypoallergenic. Dial Basics.
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Where's the best place to be in case of elephant attack?
Area 51.
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Can man deny his own existence? How?
Yes. Shoot himself in the head.
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Do you sleep on your stomache, your back or your side?
On my back with one eye open.
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What is the number one rule that people should live by?
If you for some reason cannot help your fellow man, at least do no harm.
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Would you mind if I played with your __________?
Monkey!
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Have you ever ask your pet a question as if they could answer ? i do mean verbally.
My dog has a huge vocabulary. He just chooses not to use it.
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Have you ever tried to read some one's mind?
I knew you were gonna ask that question.
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Why is it every time we get in the bathtub the phone rings?
Same thing happens to me when I go to the bathroom!LOL!
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If you could tell the LAST person you broke up with ONE thing. . . . .what would it be?
I faked it! Every time!
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What would you think if you were taking this picture? pic in first answer.
picture
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In your completely honest opinion, do you believe that homosexual activity is wrong?
No! Unless it's forced.
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Is Operation Repo staged?
Yes, they let you know before the show.
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I have school work to do and I can't get my head out of my ass please help!!!
Tie your neck to a door nob with a rope and have your friend open the door really fast!! Seriously, turn off the computer and go do your home work.
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Which country makes the most depressing films?
Bulgaria. No, not really. France.
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I travel fast. I am feared, What am I?
It has to be one word only
Crackhead!
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I am always at the bottom. Always,What am I?
Ground.
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I asked for a payrise a little while ago. my boss had to take it to his boss who had to take it to his... Is it a pain in the arse if i keep asking the progress of it (1ce a week) or should i just wait for them to come to me?
Go strait to the top and cut out the middlemen next time. Good luck! Hope it works out i n a d x x.
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Whats the best way to get out of debit?
Earn more then you spend and pay it off.
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My boyfriend is serving 4 months for simple assault its a misdemeanor crime. I was wondering with goodtime how long will he aproximatly serve
Usually about 2/3 of the sentence.
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What do you think about a marriage ending because the wife refused to give her husband head?
Somebody's full of s#$*! That's what I think.
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Do men's self-esteem correlate with the salary they have?
No, that's usually something related more to ego.
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Your being pulled over by the police, what do you hide?
My rights! Until they try to violate them.
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What are some good cat names?
Frizt!
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What are the responsibility of a husband to wife?
I kinda remember something about love, honor, cherish, Blah,Blah,Blah.....till death do we part.
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When you really miss someone from your past that died, what eases the pain?
Good memories Mountain Momma! Cause that's all I have.
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Can I really trust you?
Maybe? What do ya got in mind?
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Okay. . . . .so. . . . . . .I got one of those SONICARE TOOTHBRUSHES, you know, the ones that go 900Miles an Hour! Well. . . . . .what's the secret to using them that keeps the toothpaste on the brush and OUT OF YOUR NOSE?
Put it in your mouth!!!!!
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What can we do to combat the effects of overpopulation?
We will never know what the true capacity of the earth is until there is a real survey done on the natural resource capacity of the entire world. This will obviously take alot of international cooperation. And I don't see it happening anytime soon unless people begin to wake up and realize the symbiotic relationship we have with the world. Only then can we even begin to define...
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What do we really need engineers for these days? What is the use for more and more technology when it clearly hasn't made us any happier?
The problem lies in the fact that we have clearly not taken the technology that we have and apply it to it's fullest. It has certainly made life easier for millions of people. Other than your personal happiness, that's for you. You are the only one who can find that.
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My dad hit my mom. It is a trust issue. I am in my early 20s. We all have college degrees and good careers, we live together. What should I do?
Domestic violence occurs no matter what the education or monetary means are. Talk to your mom about it. More importantly talk to you're dad. If you are afraid of what might happen if you talk to or confront him about it, do it in a public place.
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What is something you associate with England?
The British rock invasion! And it was good!
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What do you think of when you hear sirens?
Well, if it's not a scheduled test... Oh s%$#@! There go's the nuclear power plant!!!!!!!
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Where are you going and can I go with you?
According to some I'm going to hell, and if you want, I guess you're perfectly welcome to tag along!
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Would you ever eat Rocky Mountain Oysters?
No! Won't eat sweetbreads either! My philosophy about it is...There's a whole lot more of a cow to eat that's not nasty and gross.
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A man hits his wife and gets arrested for domestic abuse. A woman hits her husband, and no one takes it seriously. Why?
History. It's a well known fact that woman have been abused far more than men. Does that make it right? No. But it is sometimes taken less serious because of this.
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If you are an intelligent person when it comes to life etc; so you have intellectual conversations and whatnot, would you date someone who's level of intelligence is not up to par with you, who you cannot converse with in that way?
Date! Hell, I married that person. She's not dumb or anything, we just don't have the same intellectual conversations I have with other friends. At first realization of this it sort of annoyed me, but I love her all the same.
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What song makes you stop dead in your tracks and you have to turn it up?
Machinehead! Bush. And just about anything by STP!
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Who wears the "pants" in your family?
Me!!!!!!oops! Gotta go, the wife just pulled up in the driveway!
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Do you prefer biscuits with sausage gravy or bacon gravy?
Sausage! Gotta be done up right though!
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Why can't we humans just accept that we are the way we are? Why do we feel a need to alter our appearances in order to feel good?
Media. Plain and simple. They're always out there telling people how they should look and what they should be wearing. If you repeat a lie long enough people start to believe it.
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Do you know anybody still wearing suspender?
I wear them with my nail bags!
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My dad drinks everyday a lot and it caused his divorce. How can I at least lower his amount without really telling him because we have a good relationship and telling him would be very awkward.
Sometimes the hardest things to discuss are the most important. You need to let him know how you feel and stop worrying about being awkward about it. His marriage obviously did not mean enough to him but maybe his relationship with you does.
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When you were a kid what did you do at the playground?
Dodgeball, kickball, basketball. Run away from the girls that were trying to kiss me....(until 4th grade).
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I found another word for a 'troll'. It is Truculent. It means defiant and aggressive, fierce, cruel and pugnacious. What is another word you can think of that would describe a troll?
Assclown. :o
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Would you slap a woman back if she slaped you (guys only)
Domestic violence should never be trivialized by asking such questions.
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What advice would you give Tiger Woods right now?
Stop apologizing! If he did nothing wrong other than some harm to a tree and a fire hydrant he should just shut up! Who in the hell apologizes for a random accident?
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SHANKAPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How's THAT for a cuss word?
How bout FUNGUSMENECKTIE!
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Who or what do you most associate with Australia?
Roos!
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What is your daily porpose, why do you get up in the mornings?
Cause I can't sleep more than 7 hrs.!
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Anybody else like driving in the rain? or is it just me
I do. Just can't stand all the people that either think they are driving on ice or can't seem to realize that a wet road is slicker than a dry one. I guess it's either all or nothing with some.
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Would you rather freeze to death or burn to death?
Burning is an extremely painful way to go. I would rather freeze than go out like that.
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I will turn 18 a week before my boyfriend turns 17. Is that illigal?
Sure it is! My only hope is that they make turning 40 illegal! : )
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I am a very shy girl around guys but of course when u drink its a different story lol..i put myself out there especially for this one guy. i know i will b drunk n he might be there i want to do something but i dont want it to be awkward any help?
Awkward would be having to tell him your knocked up after one night of irresponsible drunken sex.
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Why don't we have health clinics in the USA with price listings for common services? People can walk in and deside what they want to pay for with actuall cash.
If you ask any doctor, hospital or clinic what the cost of something is if you pay cash, they will tell you. It's usually about %20-25% of what they would bill an insurance company. I believe the disparity is caused by the fact that they know how long it takes and how much money it cost trying to recover anything from the insurance companies. I had a artificial lens implant 11 yrs. ago. I...
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If you had a little too much to drink and your girl's identical sister tricked you into having sex with her making her believe she was your girl. Would you dummy up about it, or 'fess up to what happened and how?
First you would have to find out. And second if you are "tricked" into doing something you really aren't responsible.
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Admit it,you love gossip just as much as the next person. I know I do.I read those tabloid magazines all the time.
I read them too. In line at the grocery store, they're funny! Not really a gossiper though.
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What does a 72 year old woman have between her breasts that a 17 year old does not have?
A locket with a picture of her granddaughter.
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How did Kurt Cobain die?
I heard he was so high on heroin that he thought the shotgun was a hotdog!
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Please fill out this survey..
1. Gender:
2. Age:
3. Political Party:
4. Number of times voted:
Thank you for taking the time to answer. This is for a college final:)
Male
39
Independent
Just about every time I can. If you don't vote, you can't bitch!
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How bad is the US government spending problem?
If you consider the combined debt of the U.S. government and it citizens was about 53,000,000,000,000 in 2007, and the total money supply was only about 12,000,000,000,000 , I'd say we all have a spending problem that can't be solved no matter how much money is injected into the economy without causing hyperinflation on a grand scale. Not to be pessimistic, but we have the perfect...
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Did you ever want to tell someone "put it where the sun don't shine?" What did you actually say?
"If I wanted to work for an A-hole, I'd start my own business again!"
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Am get theIUD insered in a couple of days. What should I expect?
A 99.9% chance of not getting pregnant! : )
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Is it weird that I love reading about serial killers?
No. However, it be weird if you wrote them love letters.
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My chest hurts when I breathe in cold air. (The middle of my chest, and it's a dull and aching pain). What could cause this and any solutions?
My big toe hurts whenever it rains.
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I have an 18 year old step son, he has been under our roof for 4 years. He feels his mother is a saint, she gives him $20.00 week he buys pot with, and tells me I am the bitch, if he don't get his way he will break stuff, doors nick nacks what ever, help
Seems to me he is acting like a ten year old and his father is trying more to be more of a friend than a parent. The only solution to this is for his dad to decide to start acting like a parent. I don't know anything that you can do besides give him an ultimatum to do so because you will not tolerate being treated the way you are anymore. If this does not work, all I can say is "You...
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Does anyone know if a building starts accepting Section 8 if my rent can legally be lowered since I know for a fact that new tenants are paying less for the same size apt. I am renting?
They may personally be paying less, but the biggest misconception about section 8 housing is that the landlord gets less rent. The majority of it comes from taxpayers. The landlord still gets the same rent but anywhere from 50% to 75% of it comes in the form of a check from the government.
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What men see in ugly women ? I have seen a lot of good looking guys with ugly wives.
Have you ever heard someone say they got married because not because of love, but because their S/O was beautiful? If you have you hang with a pretty shallow crowd.
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Have you ever kicked a ginger?
Not yet, but I'll be sure to look out for one as I go about my day! : )
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IS fight on terrorism becoming only America's fight? (we have 68000 troops in Afghan and much more in Iraq. Why other countries not in the fight? Why only America? )
WE LIKE WAR! We declare war on all sorts of stuff.
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Is the freedom in America is diminishing?
Truth be known, we never were.
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What is the term given to the body when it is cold?
Hypothermia.
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Can a hermaphrodite person impregnate themselves?
There has never been a recorded case in history of this happening as they normally do not have both fully functioning reproductive systems.
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What would have the been the result if Quentin Tarantino directed the "Star Wars" movies?
More Gore!
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What does it mean if you can see some ones nipples through there bathing suit
It's cold.
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Which country's homes are now the world's largest?
Probably the U.S.
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If you could have sex right now, would you?
Who says I'm not.
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Has marriage driven you to Sex?
No, it has apparently driven me to stupidity. I can't seem to do anything right nowadays but cook.
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How long is the worlds biggest dick?
5' 8" and goes by the name Dick Cheney. :o
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Would you be happy if your neighbour kept chickens?
Chickens no problem. But if my neighbor had a rooster running around I'd probably shoot it. I can hear those little bastards off in the distance, and it's pretty rude to start waking the neighborhood at 4 am.
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Would you take one of my demon babies if I put them up for adoption?
Sure, I'm always looking for something to smack the hell out of! :o
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If I'm so ugly then why ________?
Did they have to tie a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me?
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I never thought anything of it b/c it never hurts or anything but my pinky toe's nail is black and dried on the skin around it. None of my other toes are infected.My friend said it's a fungus, what should I do? See a doctor or home remedies?
Vicks Vapor Rub! I swear it works. You just have to put it on religiously. It may take some time but it should clear up.
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If you could do one thing to 'fix' the American political system, that did not include a specific person (no getting rid of this person or that one), what would you do? And why do you think it would help? *see my answer for an example*
Get rid of the monetary based economy and switch it over to a resource based one. Our government doomed itself with the creation of the Federal Reserve.
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What are the early signs of Alzheimers?
I found it to be the short term that goes first, like not remembering what you had for breakfast 2hrs ago. At least those were the first things I noticed with my father in-law.
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If you could Destroy "Sillyville"!!!???? How would you do it?
Drop a gigantic meatball pizza on it. That would be pretty silly!
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If vampires and werewolf's existed where wold a person find one?
Transylvania.
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Is there any point in having regrets?
No.
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Are you hooked on any Facebook games (Farmville, Fishville, Cafe World, Mafia Wars, etc.)? They're almost as addicting as AB!
Was kinda addicted to Vampire Wars for a while. Gave it up.
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I dont know the words to the american national anthem. do you know the words to the english national anthem?
God Save the Queen! I like the Sex Pistols version!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeP220xx7Bs
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How to keep a kitten from climbing a 10 ft. fake christmas tree?
Buy about 50 mousetraps and set them up around the tree! : )
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Which animal would make the best hearth rug. I quite fancy a Panda as it would go with my colour scheme?
Panda's are almost extinct. I'd go with a polar bear one strategically dyed.
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While pregnant, can I get notarized letter to make boyfriend pay all expenses, rent, bills, car payments, ect..?
Sure! But good luck getting him to sign it!
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Do you have a phrase that you say all the time?
This that and the other.
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What are the effects of anger? Can you control your anger easily?
Finding dead people at my feet in a pool of blood! And apparently not!
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Your hands are covered in blood and a dead person is lying at your feet. What do you have to say for yourself?
It's not my fault! All they had to do was shut up and get in the trunk!!!!!!!!
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What hand do you wipe your ass with and do you use toilet paper or have you found something better like the hot wet tissues the hot wet flight attendant brings you on intercontinental flights?
I usually use TP!
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________________- It!!!
Doggone it!
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Have you ever seen someone in public acting mysteriously and wondered what they were up to? If so, what were they doing?
I watched a guy walking around with a microwave strapped to his chest with tinfoil on his head, all the while shaking his fist at the sky shouting and ranting nonsense. More crazy than mysterious I guess. I'm sure only he knew what he was up to.
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I am renting and i am having problems with my neighbors about my drive way, i heard it was a abandond alley way and my nieghbors have taken half of it and want me to give up my drive way , i need to know where do i get my property lines to keep them off m
If you are renting, and it was made clear that you were to have off street parking, you may want to take this up with the landlord. I'm sure they are more than aware of the property lines.
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How come black people can call eachother certain things white people can't call 'em? Isn't that racism?
Your obviously referring to the "N" word. The "Racism" is in how it is used not by who it is used by. I guess for some the word "Brother or Bro" wasn't endearing enough and somehow the "N" word became accepted in it's place. However not all black people find this acceptable, and find this behavior truly disgusting.
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Knowledge-is it a burden?
There's no such thing as too much information, as long as it is true.
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What animal best describes your employer?
Tasmanian Devil. More like the cartoon one, of course that's why I quit last Tuesday. Coffee doesn't do that to someone, if you know what I mean.
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Is it rude to insist to go into your friend's house to have coffee when you're not invited? Would you do that?
Hey bettybaby let's go have coffee at your house!
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Wow, you can really see the _____ from here!
Uranis. : o
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Do you want to be kissed right now?
You better use some tongue!!!!!!!!
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One of my personal flaws is that I can be To "Bossy"...I get it from my dad:) What is one of your personal flaws that you need to learn how to control?
Sometimes I have a tendency to hold things in until my brain JusT CaN'T TAkE IT ANymORE AND THEN I EXPLODE IN A FIT OF RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!Then I just relax for a while and wait to see who pisses me off next. Actually that's not far from the truth. But I'm really not that confrontational and wish I could be a little more sometimes.
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How can I know who gave me +ve or -ve points in answerbag?
They usually leave a comment + or - .
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Are you good or bad in bed?on a scale1-10
10! Hands down! Or up! Hell any way you want it! Never had a complaint yet. Oops take that back, pulled my wife's hair once, well didn't really pull it, shit happens when you're playing twister!
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Do you really think nice guys finish last? Im 22 I enjoy music, movies, joking around, exercise. i try to treat girls well yet nothing seems to come of it. Sometimes i think i should act like a prick cause it seems to work.
Well what are you asking this question for if acting like a prick works? Just kidding. Only disturbed shallow attention whores will go for the prick thing. Just be you. You will find her.
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Will the world continue to be frugal for Christmas 2009?
Yes! And for 2010 also.
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Can an atheist show their love for others? as Jesus said, "Love one another just as I have loved you."
You do not need to know "God" or "Jesus" to know how to love your fellow man! When will people get this through their thick skulls!!!!!!!!
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Are girls growing breasts bigger and faster, or am I turning into a pervert?
Perv! heheheeh!
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I was in a relationship with this other girl, and it happened that we had unprotected sex on the 02/11/09, we had a fight and ended the affair on the21/11/09 and on the 23/11/09 she told me that she is pregnant. She is threatening to tell my spouse?
And you question is whether or not you are a philanderer? My answer is yes.
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Do you believe falling in love can make you temporarily dumb?
The temporary dumbness happens just after the orgasm and last for about 10 min. or until you fall asleep.
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Would you dump your partner if they fell ill, if so for what reasons?
I think she would pretty much have to die. At least that's what the vows said.
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People be honest could you really be satisfied with this one?
Woooh! *sigh of relief* I feel so much better now! That's nasty by the way! LOL!
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How much percentage of the brain is being used by human beings.
It appears on average to be about .005
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Do you like yogurt?
Fruit on the bottom is the best!!!
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Is someone kissing your ears a turn on or a turn off?
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What do you think should be banned in the world, without question? Why?
Badminton! It's just pure evil! Smacking a little birdie around with a racquet! What's wrong with people!!!!!!!!!
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Ok so theres this girl that im real good friends with and ive liked her for quite a while. The only reason i havent asked her out before is cuz she had a boyfriend and now she doesnt. Ive never had a girlfriend before so i need to know how to ask her out.
Be careful. Don't be the rebound guy. Just be her friend for a while then let her know how you feel. If she doesn't feel the same way, at least, hopefully you can still remain friends. They're hard to come by.
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Isnt this bullshit. See link below
http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2009/03/california-tv/
Look like BS to me all I got was ERROR 404-FILE NOT FOUND. Maybe cause I live in Ca.
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Have you ever smelled moth balls?
No. But if you did. How did you get their tiny legs open?
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The best excuse to get into the playboy mansion?
Hey! My girlfriends in there!!!!!!!!!!!1
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How will the world end?
With a whimper.
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Will I be darned to heck if I don't believe in gosh?
Most certainly Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard!LOL!
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I'm 23 and the guy I'm dating is 38. We get along great, it's been about two months now. I'm worried that if things get serious, he might propose. I know its early to determine something like that, but we did talk about it. Why should I not get involved?
Maybe because you are asking this question. You are the only one who can make the decision.
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Your last words will be?
UUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.
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What can i do if boyfriend doesn't pay back alot of the money i lend him?
Nothing. If you do not have it in writing.
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My favorite ABer Phillis, just reached the SWAMI level. Would you please join me in congratulating her amazing achievement as well as recognizing what an incredible Answerbagger, woman and friend she is? :-)
Good for you!
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What is your opinion on the subject of abortion? Explain please!
Abortion is none of my business.
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Do you think being extremely gorgeous or handsome can sometimes be a burden?
Oh god yes! I have to deal with it everyday!
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If you like it you should _____ ? ( use as many words as needed)
Put it in the oven at about 325 for 20 min. per lb.
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This is a holy man (video embeded)
Wow! I wonder if he ever puts a candle in there for Halloween.... Sorry couldn't resist.
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Is an Ice cycle the perfect murder weapon? if not, what is?
Jello!
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Where is the first place you look for a recipe?
I usually make things up. Always had a knack for it. But if I'm looking for something special I go online.
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What do you think your pet is thankful for this Thanksgiving?
Milkbones, and a fun surrogate dad!
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What is the most expensive thing on your christmas list?
Christmas? Is it that time of year again!!!!!
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Happy Thanksgiving you jive turkeys!
Fo shizzle my nizzle. Back at chu on da flip yo! : )
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When Jesus said "What belongs to Ceaser belongs to Ceaser, what belongs to God belongs to God' was it refecing a seperation between church and state? If so why do majorty of Christins push for the opposite
I believe he was actually speaking about taxes. And that's probably why to this day churches are tax exempt.
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Is this a good way to wake up your girlfriend? LOL!!!
If you want to give her a heart attack, then yes! LOL!
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Would you rather lick a cows ass, or make out with your mom?
dude that's kinda gross. but I gave you a +5 anyway cause it made me laugh.
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What are the best years of life to have sex?
I aint as good as I once was. But I can still throw it down pretty good. Mid to late twenties for a guy I guess.
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Can you guess why this guy is running from the cops? LMAO!!
Exactly what I thought!LOL!
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To men: If a women is just perfect for you. She's beautiful, caring, loving, faithful and always there when you need her, but the only problem is, she's not so smart in school. Would you dump her because of it? and why?
Well, that's a pretty hard question to answer being that I would like her to be a little of an intellectual challenge in the first place before I would be with her to find out the rest of those good qualities. : )Of course I guess I could always play teacher.
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Please help 60's song i think, It starts and conitnues with backing singing 'Dum, dum, dooby doo waah..dum dum dooby doo waah..I want, I want you only...
Could be Niel Sedaka's "Breaking up is hard to do"
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Be Honest, Do you Lie?
No?
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Do you just hate the smell of milk?
You might want to check the date on the carton.
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What is A B C of C P R
Airway, breathing, circulation. 30 compressions, 2 breaths.
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WHERE IS ROBERT URICH?
His ashes are buried at his family's summer cottage in Southern Ontario, Canada.
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Imagine, Christmas morning! Everyone goes rushing to see what Santa brought, but you find this. What would you do?
Call 911!
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Do recipes in this day and time really need to say kill and pluck turkey first before baking ? (I cannot believe someone really could be that clueless.)
You'd be surprised! About 15yrs. ago my sister had Thanksgiving dinner at her house for her new in-laws.
After cooking the bird her husband asked about the stuffing. She replied that it was "In the bird already". Yep, She thought the giblet bag was the turkey stuffing. True story.
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Anyone hear about the dork who jumped in with a bear at a zoo in Switzerland? Why didn't the police shoot this prick instead of the bear?
Wow! That sucks! Didn't hear about that one. Why in the hell couldn't they just let nature take it's course. We need a bit of culling sometimes.
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Native Americans didn't domesticate the horse till after Europeans arrived in the Americas. Why?
They no longer existed in the Americas. When the Europeans showed up they brought them with them, and eventually some got away and formed huge herds of mustangs that the Native American eventually domesticated.
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What is the root cause of guilt?
Having a conscience.
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Its all over my body
Icy's got the news on the way! I'll call the CDC just in case it's contagious!
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What season do you hate the most? I hate winter.
Fire season! You'd think there's nothing left to burn out here in Cali. but it never fails every year.
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By the design of the world it seems like God exist, but he is a real asshole. Any Comments?
Easy there CAPTAINBOB. Your gonna upset a few folks.
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ZIBBITY ZIBBITY ZOOP!
Giggitty Giggitty!
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What is the perfect apple?
Fuji!
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My weiner is so big that when i lay it on the keyboard it goes from a to z. How big is your weiner?
Don't know if I'd be bragging about that! Look at your keyboard dude.
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Can you think of a more gruesome death than that in the link below? I'm not really asking for an exercise in posting gory details. It was just a rather personal shock to hear about such a horrific death. (No gory pictures or details in the link.)
A buddy of mine got pulled down into a industrial cardboard baler at a packing warehouse we both worked at.
They kinda look a little similar to a chipper if it were on end and about 20 feet tall. We were 15 at the time, our first legal jobs. They said it was quick and painless, but I've been in the exact same spot and have seen the shredder on top that he was trying to get unjammed. And...
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Is it ever OK to kiss and tell?
Ya never have to toot your own horn! If you're any good others will do it for ya!
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Did you know the sockpuppets are watching you right now? Here's proof . . . .
They're soooo creeepy!
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WHITE PEOPLE,do you find it racist when a person of a different race calls you a cracker?and if so does it upset you in any way?
Never had it happen before, at least not in a derogatory sense but I think I would probably LMAO. I did however have a friend whose dad came to give him a ride home after basketball practice ask his dad if he could drop me off on the way home. OMG! Apparently a big mistake. The things that came out of his mouth like "What the hell! Now I gotta chauffeur whitie around" "White man...
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What, in your opinion, was the best decade for rock and roll? Why?
80's. Big hair bands! Metal! Punk! it was all good. A lot of different sounds came out back then.
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I want to watch movie based on bible and Jesus Christ .please suggest me which movie i should watch?
Ben Hur. It's a classic. Not really based too much on the bible but takes place during the time of Jesus.
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Would you support Sarah Palin for President? Why?
Support your answer with facts, not praise or insults.
No, She's unqualified. Not an insult a fact.
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Why am I not losing weight? I work out every single day for 2-3 hours, and don't eat that much at all. What's going on here? Breakfast banana with 1tsp peanutbutter Lunch apple or 1/2 bagel Dinner Grilled chicken breast in lime juice, or grilled salmon
Give it some more time and don't let yourself get discouraged. It will start to happen. Keep up the good work!
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Do you buy your eggs in styrofoam or cardboard cartons?
Cardboard. Can't remember the last time I saw a styrofoam carton.
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Are you snacking on something while browsing AB? What are you eating?
I just munched a pumpkin cookie. :p Licked the spoon earlier after mixing them too.
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What's a lyric from a song, that became famous?
I did it my way.
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Do you think Pres. Obama is incompetent? Or he has the wrong members in his cabinet stirring his judgment? What do you Think?
No, and No. Our government knows exactly what it is doing to us. Problem is they don't give a shit, and I mean all of them. There is nothing that they do that is not for the benefit of the top 1% of the entire global corporate institutions.
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Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Talking Heads.
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Would you give this kid his bonus point?
For creativity!
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Is ironic racism okay?
I don't believe racism in any form is ok.
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What is the name of a well known chocolate bar where you live?
Ghirardelli. They make all kinds of flavored chocolate squares. I don't think they have a specific bar name though.
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What would you recommend I do with a million dollars (if I couldn't give it to you or someone you know)?
Find a good legit charity and become a philanthropist.
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Can you make the single ladies dance look this sexy?=D
Probably not. HAHAHHA! That was actually kinda disturbing!
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Is this video not the cutest thing ever?
It's certainly up there!
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Does your drivers license look like a mug shot in a police line up or are you lucky & it turned out well?
Why don't you tell me.
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Who is responsible for towing and storage fees after an auto accident
Usually a insurance company.
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Iv lied to my freinds about a girl i know and said we've dun things like an idoit and they've found out the truth i was stupid i know i dont know what im gona do.
Take your lumps! You earned em.
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Do you think this joke is witty or corny? Confusious say he who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Both! Kinda like "Man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist"
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I was sprayed with police OC (Oleoresin Capsicum) spray as a part of police academy training last Friday, 11/20. Since I was sprayed I've had an intense headache that feels like it is throbbing or pulsating since on the back right side of my head.
Wow, Go see a DR. and make a mental note not to do that again!
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I'm thinking about getting a tattoo but still not sure on what bodypart. In your experience, on what bodypart does it hurt the most?
Ribs, Shin. Basically any part where there's not really alot of meat. Goes numb pretty quick anyway. Make sure it's a clean shop and good luck!
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I am back, who missed me?
I'm pretty sure I never miss!
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Do you ever burp and throw up in your mouth a little? Huh thats so nasty!
EEEWWWW! Yes.
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Why do gifted students sometimes underachieve at school?
Boredom!
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If one of your teenage children was a big fan of Marilyn Manson and the other was a big fan of Barry Manilow, which one would you think was the most abnormal?
I'd kick the crap out of both of em!!!!! Well, not really, I had a pretty eclectic range of music when I grew up (Sex Pistols to Mozart) so whatever.
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Married Guys: What was the biggest surprise marriage provided?
Finding out that the "until death do we part" thing was serious.
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Do you believe in aliens, Bigfoot, lock ness monster, atlantist, or 2012?
Aliens. All the rest is a bunch of baloney. Except for that damn Chupachabra! I saw him running around my backyard last night. I got me a Big box, a stick, some string and hand full of chicken livers. Chupachabra catching time baby!!!!!!!!!
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If Christ came to us with one big message, what do you think it was? and how would it help us?
Be good to one another and stop all your petty shenannigans!
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He is 59, she is 16. They have a great sex life. But is it sick?
It's not sick unless the great sex life they have is between them. Then it's just down right against the law.
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Have you ever gone out in public wearing no underwear with a skirt?
No. Not really acceptable attire for a man where I am. But if I were Scottish I might! Of course it would be a Kilt.
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Is it true that liberals have "nigger on the brain"?
No, but with a name like suckmydick no one would expect you to understand that.
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Why are people giving me the stupidest answers that have nothing to do with my questions?
Well ya gotta be real specific. The Pacific Green Leatherback Turtle has a very wide range of ocean that they migrate in, and very peculiar mating practices.
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Fuck you nigger cunts, lick my crusty balls you fucking stupid niggers. I hope you all burn in hell. Suck my balls
You've been flagged jackass take it somewhere else!
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Could a girl rupture a man's testicle with one Hand if needed?
I would hate to be the one to find out! Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Would it be unreasonable to ask caretaker to call before entering apartment? There are little things that are getting fixed(slowly), and I feel this constant in &out is an invasion of my privacy. Plus he is not telling me when he is coming in.
I'm not sure about where you live but here they need to give me at least a 24 hr. notice.
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My mom named me Evolleiia Soraya and everyone at schools makes fun at me is it pretty or ugly name?
Sounds pretty cool to me !
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What's something that comes in a jar?
Pickled Sheep eyes. : ) Oh almost forgot, Or a sperm donor.
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When you were little, what's something that was scary?
The woods! That's where the boogy-man lives.
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If you had a slave, what would you use him/her for?
To go to work for me while I play!
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Karma? When a person wrongs you do you believe that bad karma will come to them?
Yes. Sooner or later it always does.
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When life gives you apples, what are you going to make?
Candy Apples!
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Why in the 21st centary is biological evolution still questioned as fact?
Be afraid! Be very afraid!
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So this girl i started dating hasn't wanted to hve sex this last week and seems a little distant. (she's not on her period and she's not seeing anyone else) She still wanted me over to sleep next to her though. turning blue here, how do i take this?
Take a cold shower buddy!
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Will Obama's economic policies pull us out of
this recession or
make it worse?
It matters not that the puppets of corporations act like they are doing the the peoples business. The rich will continue to get richer and the poor poorer. That's what happens in a monetary based economy.
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Are you old enough to remember when people were allowed to smoke in the hospitals and in the grocery stores?
Yes! And I also remember going to a real playground that had nothing but dirt and rocks under the playground equipment that was usually made of steel and had sharp edges that could hurt you if you were not careful!
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The subject is rubber bands. I don't remember ever throwing one away. I collect them, day after day and put them in plastic slide-lock bags. When the bag is full I start another bag. What do you do with rubber bands? Anyone need a few bags?
Make a giant rubber band ball!
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If people keep going to Hell, wouldn't Hell eventually run out of room? What does the Bible say about Hell's space availability?
Revelations 8:35.8 " And after the Fire Chief concluded his inspection of Hell he handeth a plaque to God which read "Capacity 135,766,354,775".
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Why people become atheists ??
Why they lose their believe in God?
People do not become Atheist. They are born that way. It is through the stories of books written by men that people learn about religion. The difference is about knowing how to separate fact from fiction.
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If there were a massive march on Washington, what do you think it should be about?
The enslavement of the citizens in this corrupt monetary capitalistic form of government!
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I was given a gag gift, a T-Shirt with printing on it "Hump Me - I'm Lame." I have a leg in a cast. Should I wear this shirt in public?
Not unless you buy a taser first. Just in case! : ) Doesn't sound like you're in any condition to outrun some horndog!
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Finish this statement: "Men who hit women are ____________________?"
Trying to compensate for their tiny penis! : o
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Is it racist to assume my black co-worker spent the weekend watching Roots?
?. But it certainly is strange to assume anything like that about anyone. He may have been watching NASCAR for all you know.
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Due to their recent truth in journalism problems, Fox News is saying they will fire anyone making false statements in the future. Do you believe them?
They technically only have 3 real newscasters, so as long as they don't get caught in a lie they really won't loose any true journalist and the rest of the commentators can just carry on with the status quo.
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My husband and I have been married for over 20 years. Yesterday he made the comment that, "sex doesn't mean that much anymore". I always thought we had an active and healthy sexual relationship so the comment has bothered me. What does he mean by it?
20 yrs. is a long time! Congrats! You should certainly be able to talk to him about it. You haven't been married that long without alot of trust and communication. Maybe you guys just need to spice it up a bit, take a short vacation, or possibly look into the many different prescriptions out there to help him with his MOJO! Good luck! : )
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I invited my bf of 2 months over last night then felt tired so said i'm going to bed. He got pissy & is now ignoring all my msgs. I just sms him to say I'm not going to write any more and when he's ready he can contact me. Is that the right thing to do?
Sounds like you got him figured out already. That's the right thing to do in my opinion.
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Someone has taken the last cookie from the cookie jar!!! Are YOU Guilty or Innocent?
I was getting it for you! I swear!
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How can you kill someone and definitely get away with it?
Get elected to office then start a war.
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Have you ever played the Bagpipes?
No, but I like the sound of them when played well. : )
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Is religion used to control people?
Yes, and the same can be said for a monetary based economy. We're all slaves! Wake up!!!!!!!!!
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What would you do with a 55 gallon bucket of Jello?
Make one heck of a jello shot!
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Do you honestly think a woman could do the job of "Father" Christmas [Santa] equally just as well?
If so,WHOM would you envisage or recommend for this vital seasonal role?
Martha Stewart!
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Watched anything good on Youtube lately...care to share...?
I know it's old but...../www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC_gkcplz_4
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Are you old enough to remember car radios which actually had a horizontal "dial" turned by a knob, and metal buttons sticking out that, when pressed, physically moved the red station indicator?
Radio Shmadio! If we wanted to listen to music while rolling down the road we needed to bring a instrument!
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SOUP INVOLVING CHICKEN FLESH
I don't know if this is a question or not but if that is what chicken soup was called I'd probably pass.
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What do you think of when I say the word: GOVERNMENT?
They all start out with good intentions.
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So do you know your "gangsta" name? This site will tell you what it is in seconds! LOL!!!
OMG! Crouching Drug Smuggla. That's some wack gangsta shiznit fo shizzle.
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What is your email adresses?
nicetrycrackhead@yahoo.com
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I don't have to work tomorrow...so what should I do?
You could go rock climbing, skydiving, get in a shark cage and check out a Great White, go to an art museum, go to a zoo, go cow tipping or just sleep in.
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...just heard there is to be an "waffle" shortage from the pre-made waffle industry...will this affect you?...
I make my own, so no problem here! : )
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I think Miley Cyrus is the sexiest girl in the WORLD.
Great. Now go let them know at Statement Bag.
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I'm ashamed to have my brother as my brother. What can I do about this?
That's too bad, but we don't get to choose our family.
I find myself feeling the same way about mine sometimes. And this might sound weird, but it helps me to picture him homeless and living on the streets, and I realize then that I have compassion for him. He is after all my brother.
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What is the most dangerous animal in Australia?
Mad Max!
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Do you believe that the world is going to end in 2012? :p
We're all gonna die and it's gonna be just like the movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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What's more disturbing, suicide or abortion? Or, do neither bother you?
Suicide is selfish! Abortion is none of my business!
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Name someone you can trust.....I can't.
Myself. But not all the time...hehehehheh!
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Fathers have the responsibility to prepare to write 216 checks? Should they have any rights?
Pretty much none when it comes to the reproductive decisions of the woman. But alot when it comes to being a committed father in the raising of the child.
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What needs to be wiped clean?
That s%#% eating grin on your face! : o
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Do you have a bird?
I have a parakeet that's about 14 yrs. old. I keep him around for an earthquake early warning system.
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Marshmallows or not on top of the sweet potatoes?
No! They're sweet enough.
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What, in your opinion, is a "bad" candy?
Atomic Jaw Breakers. It's not really candy at all. More like a hard ass ball of sugar punishment.
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In your opinion which is the loveliest musical instrument?
Spoons! But they gotta be played just right.
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What made Native American peoples vulnerable to conquest by European adventurers?
Probably the fact that about 80% of them were wiped out by European diseases before they were actually invaded and killed.
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Have you ever been to Maine?
Yes, Have an aunt that lives in Jay. I really like it there, especially the coast and all the yummy Lobsters! :P
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What shouldn't be purchased?
A sulfuric acid enema.
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What is the most poisoness snake in this world?
Sea snake.
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You open your refrigerator and a demon head floating on fire says "ZOUL." What do you do now?
Close the door. Track down my dealer and kick his ass!!!!!!!
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Where's an intetresting place you wrote your name?
I wrote it in the snow once or twice. In cursive! The capital J was the hardest letter. : )
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Have you ever worked as a "driver" before? (Limo, Taxi, Chauffeur, Bus, Train, Race Car, or anything else)
Worked for Domino's Pizza driving pizzas around about 23 yrs. ago.
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What are your thoughts on the right wing selling t-shirts telling people to "Pray for Obama" by reciting Psalm 109:8 "May his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow."?
Not even close to being in line with free speech. You can't yell "Fire" in a crowded theater and you don't make threats against the President. I don't care how anyone will try to spin it. It's a threat no matter how it's looked at.
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Have you ever met anyone in real life, who was named JACK HOFF? I haven't, but according to the linked website, there ARE over 100 guys in the USA, with that name.
No, But I do know a Michael Hunt. I have no idea what his parents where thinking.
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What's the 1st monster that comes to mind?
Alien.
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What's ONE thing, That Really, Gets on Your Nerves?
Having to go to the DMV. I do most of my things online, but every now and then I have no choice but to go there because not all things can be taken care of at their website. I'd rather have teeth pulled without anesthesia then have to go there!!!!!!!!
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What have you always wanted?
To win the lottery.
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I just found out my bestfriend has brain cancer she 16 and we both rele care about each other i found out two days ago i'm still in the emotionless shook state is that normal and how do i talk to her about it?
Sounds like you're still in a little shock about it. Give it time. You will know how to deal with your emotions soon.
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Do you find when you take rx pain medication that it makes you hungry?
Only my weed prescription does that!LOL!
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Why is touching girls' breasts wrong?
I think it's only wrong if they don't want you to !
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What is your favorite memory of the beach?
Actually making it to it after being stalked by a White on my kayak. Not really my favorite, but certainly most unforgettable.
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Where the hell did you get that?
At the gun store!
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Holy cow...I just __________________
Sharted!
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Have you ever sexted" (sent naked or explicit photos or videos of your self over a cell phone)
No! But there's always a first time (555)867-5309.
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Should we be able to buy raw milk or cheeses made from it?
I've actually had them before and it is yummy! There are inherent risk in doing so, and you should be aware of them. Kinda like eating a raw egg or rare steak.
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Do you remember that old saying? What was it again?
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but never pick your friend nose. That's just gross!
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Meanness ..its such a part of nature.
Predator prey theory.
It's ludicrous that people can live
day after day preying on peoples weak
ness and bolstering their own..Why?
When I don't need any of that action?
Bullies will be just that. My advice...stay away from them.
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My cat attacks me (only me) violently and without provocation. His pupils dilate and he latches onto my arm or leg. Why does he do this and how can I get him to stop?
3 things. A bag, a brick and a lake. That should do the trick. ; )
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What the hell are you doing here?
Whatever I feel like!
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Why are Satanic heavy metal bands more musically talented than Christian ones?
Because Satan is much more musically talented! That is unless you don't count that incident that happened in Georgia! : ) He doesn't go down there anymore.
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Why does ice crackle in my water? I guess what I'm trying to ask, is my water possessed by evil spirits?
It's not the water it's the ice. I suggest using holy water next time you make some cubes. : )
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Why are nunchucks illegal in certain jurisdictions, eg. New York City, L.A., London, etc.)
Because they fear my superfantitallyastic ninja skills!
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I changed lanes without signaling, and the officer wrote the wrong model and year of my truck. I was not always in his line of sight and a truck to his decription was actually driving erratically. Can I win this? I live in California
First let me start by saying "Use your friggen signals next time!!" It's really not that hard, all you have to do is move your fingers about 3 inches! Don't be so lazy!
Let people know your intentions or you may cause an accident someday! That being said, Yes, you may be able to fight this and actually win. If the officer actually wrote the wrong information on the ticket...
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Would you speed if it was allowed?
You're a victim of the rules you live by!
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What's something you SHOULDN'T take to bed?
A horney rabid badger!
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Why dont you go piss yourself?
Because I just did about 10 mins. ago! :p
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Has this ever happened to you? You are having an argument about a pressing issue and half way through you realize that your arguing with a crazy person that has no idea what they're talking about.
That's usually about the time when I say "Thank you very much, have a nice day" and just walk away. There's no sense in wasting energy trying to have a conversation with a crazy person. It's kinda like having a battle of wits with an un-armed person. Fun for the first few minutes until you realize how sad it really is. : )
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I seen what you did and i will broadcast it all over ab unless you fess up. I dare you, tell us what you did, are you brave enough lol ? (fun and imagination are encouraged !!)
OMG! I hope you didn't somehow just patch into my web cam a few moments ago! I guess we'll just have to wait and see cause I'm not saying a word!
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AFTER HAVING A BIOPSY WILL IT MAKE MY
Absolutely!
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Are we all really so thick that a tin of fish states "Warning - contains fish" and a pack of nuts "Warning - contains nuts". I've just bought something that helpfully advises me to remove the wrapper before use - Doh! I couldn't use it without doing so.
Apparently some people are. That's why they have to post these stupid warnings like "Do not use while bathing" on a hair dryer "If dropped in water, may cause electrical shock". Or how about the warning on a knife "Caution object has sharp edge". Well, I certainly hope so.
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What do you wish you invented?
Bott dots. Those little enamel dots they put on the road to let you know you're wandering out of your lane. If I could manufacture and sell them for 50 cents a piece I'd still be a gazillionaire!
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What do you think my avatar reveals about me?
You're a "Little Mermaid" fan!
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What could make you cry right now?
Seeing a puppy get run over by a lawn mower. : (
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Is R.J. Reynolds the biggest drug pusher in America?
I thought it was the Pharmaceutical industry.
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Last time my husband had a kidney stone and had to have Dr. zap it, we waited a month for the machine to circulate between hospitals and the stone was made of uric acid. Today he has another stone. Is there a home remedy to desolve this NOW?
He has nothing but my sympathy for there will be many more to come. I have been goin through it for over 20 yrs. Can't even begin to count how many I've passed. I had Lithotripsy done about 1 1/2 yrs. ago and the surgeon, who has been a urologist for 35 years, that performed the procedure told me I better get use to it.
Just passed a 3mm. about six weeks ago and now am scheduling to...
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When no one's looking, would you throw your candy wrapper, cigarette butt, scrap paper, etc.--on the ground?
No! That's ignorant!
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What should be done to ensure that endangered species of tuna are protected?
There's alot of problems in trying to find the right thing to do to ensure the protection of all of the oceans resources. The biggest one being that other nations have no policing/regulation of their fishing industry. At least not like the regulations and oversight we have in the U.S., With the introduction of quotas and marine protected reserves.
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How would you like your town to have this for a name? See link.
Wow! And I thought the town of Fucking in Austria had problems. I recond that's better than Cockermouth.: )
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I have to write a cause and effect essay on my current financial position. My current financial position is comfortable. I live at home with my parents. I am stuck my thesis is comfortable. Any help would be great.
Thanks
If your parents threw you out on your ass cause you were being a jerk. Your financial position would be a little less comfortable. Cause/effect : )
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Is this a real photo, or a "faked/shopped" one? [Click the LINK, right below this question.]
It's real,that's twiggy the water skiing squirrel!
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Does this explain a lot?
Not sure if it really explains alot, but it certainly confirms alot of suspicions.
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Is there a way to make roast chicken with vegetables without all the oil? Is there a healthier and lighter way to roast?
Just don't use the oil. Just add a little water. The chicken should have enough drippings to take care of the rest of it.
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With so much drama in the LBC, do you ever find it hard being Snoop D O Double G?
Fo shizzle my nizzle!
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Would you like a bucket_O______________?
Puppies?
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Would you get upset if a tree in your street was removed?
My neighbor got upset with me after having to remove a huge Cypress that was getting ready to fall on my house.
I pretty much told him to get a life and plant some trees in his yard as I have. About 7 of them so far, that won't be threatening my house.
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Name something that is more entertaining than watching TV?
Watching my boss try to figure out how to pull his head out of his ass! :o
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There is an abandoned trailer down the road from my house. Some friends of mine have suggested taking things from the furnished but abandoned property. I told them it's classified as looting, and theft. Is it? If so, is there a legal alternative?
Move into it and claim squatters rights.
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Last year a contractor painted my porch. Already the paint is turning green in places, especially in the damp, shady areas. Is this something I should be concerned about, and if so, how to get rid of it?
It's just a little algea. A washing with a bleach and water solution every now and then will take care of it.
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Describe your driving style. Are you patient & polite or road rager?
Usually it's defensive! But mostly patient & polite unless I have some stupid idiot in front of me that can't even MANAGE TO DO THE SPEED LIMIT AND I HAVE SOMEWHERE TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, sorry. However, I do feel much better now. : )
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What was the most beautiful beach you have been on
Went to a private beach once in Puerto Vallarta! 100% beautiful!
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My neighbor has a problem when my dog banks during the day. What should I be expected to do?
I'll assume you meant "Barks". I am a dog lover, I own one myself. That being said, I do not allow my dog to run around my yard barking for no reason at all. This is annoying to me as I have several neighbors that think this is acceptable behavior from their dogs! Be a good neighbor. It is not ok for them to have to deal with any disturbing noise during any hour of the day. If...
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Can someone tell me the secret to being happy?
And I already know it's not southern comfort and cigarettes...
That's because it's Disaronno and a good cigar ya nince!
Actually it's just having a clear conscience in knowing that you always do or at the very least try to do the right thing when the opportunity arises. : ) At least this is what works for me.
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When will people learn that it is not a good idea to make a video of yourself breaking the law and put it on YouTube?
Hopefully never! It's fun to watch stupid people! : )
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Does anyone else think that AB'er Keithold is really good at asking questions?
Apparently better than me, I usually don't ask so many.
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Can you connect a 240v ac hot plate to a normal kitchen cooker socket.
Not unless you have 240v which is highly unlikely, it's probably 120v.
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What do i tell me friend who treats me awful, lies,decieves, steals the guys i like when she knows how long and hard ive liked them, she puts me down all the time? i dont know what to tell her i know i dont have a backbone to stand up to her i need help..
Holy shit! This is how friends treat each other these days?! Don't be a doormat!!!
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What age is an adult to you? 18 or 21?
18! This is the point of no return! You are or should be a responsible adult, and will be expected to act as one! If not, you certainly will be charged as one. : )
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How can I deter my wifes cats from jumping up on the kitchen work surfaces? I've tried lemon juice, and lemon scented cleaning spray, any better ideas?
A bucket full of marbles dumped out on the counter top should do the trick.; ) Plus it would be pretty entertaining!
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You know the sex was rough when_____________?
You have to go to the hospital and be treated for 3rd degree carpet burns!!!: 0
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If a teen (especially a girl) asks her doctor about sex indicating they are sexually active, will the doctor tell the teen's parents?
They are not allowed to by law unless you give the ok.
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Is tity fu*k possible with real boobs?
Not if you have to ask!!!!!!!!
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Should there be an official investigation into the Fort Hood shootings?
That would probably depend on the definition of "official". It is being investigated by several different agencies for sure, and I'm sure one of them will meet the criteria for this.
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How can you tell if your teacher is an alien?
I hear that they can grow limbs back. But you better be really sure before you cut one off to test this theory, or you may be looking at some serious jail time. : )
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What is one thing your neighbor does not like?
To be respectful of other neighbors.
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How long will taxpayers be paying the cost of "economic stimulus" packages?
As an individual I only plan on doing it until I die.
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How many years do you wish to live? Why?
Just about up to the point when I'm just relaxing, minding my own business, realize I have to go to the bathroom, take about 2 steps, and then realize I just did, in my pants! : ) I don't want to really be around after that.
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Why do you think the American Christian civilian turned his gun on the abortion provider?
Because he was F%$#*%# nuts! I think he forgot the whole WWJD thing.
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What are some really good pickup lines that work (male to female)?
Shut up and get in the trunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What if you wake up one day to find that whatever you lived until now was just a dream?
Have you been listening to that " Row, Row, Row your boat" song again?
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Why do people masterbathe
Because they are dirty! : 0
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What if there were no religions? Would the world be a better place to live in?
It would certainly be alot less violent.
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How much of our life is a result of our conscious choice?Or are we mere puppets in the larger scheme of things?
Life is nothing other than "cause and effect".
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If water is self-leveling, how is it possible that in some places tides rise by 1 foot, while in other places (Bay of Fundy) it rises by 45 feet?
I've been to the Bay of Fundy and it certainly is an incredible sight. It all has to do with the geographical layout of the land.
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What have you done in the past or now that has helped you lose weight?
Eat! For some reason it helped me lose about 20lbs. Maybe it got my metabolism sped up or something. Breakfast seemed to be real important. I normally don't eat breakfast, but it made a real difference.
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What would be a really bad place to go on a 1st date?
Hooters!
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What does the color yellow smell like?
Smells just like a Lemon Lollipop!
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What nationality are you?
American of English, Irish, Indian descent. I'm sure there's alot more in there that I don't know about. Apparently my ancestors did not discriminate!: ) I think it's hereditary.
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When you think of these 3 words: black, hard and cold, what comes to mind?
Black Ice.
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If you had a dollar for every person you had sex with ,what would you be able to buy?
About 1500 pieces of penny candy! :P
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Do you follow your head or your heart?
It's all in your head no matter what.
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What do you think would happen if I were to go up to this girl and tell her she looked hideous in that dress?
She'd probably kick your ass.
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Was the gunning down and murder of 13 people in fort Knox the fruit of Islam?
More likely the "fruit of an insane mind".
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Who is the #1 enemy in the world?
Organized Religion.
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Do you realise fish have peed in the water you drink? :o
They also took a crap in it! :0
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Do you think the human race will finally evolve into something kinder and better when it can rid itself of all the superstitions of a "god worship?"
Hopefully someday. If it doesn't destroy us first.
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Do you have a 'signature' dish? You know, the one dish that turns out perfect every time - what is it?
Clam Chowder.
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What is the most wonderful sensation in the world?
Compassion. Or orgasm. Whatever floats your boat! : )
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Why do stores have ads like "Shop Sunday and save 30%"? Don't people realize that they can save 100% by not shopping at all?
Try explaining that to my wife!
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Can the human race ever come together and worship One God?
HAHHAHHAHAHAH! That's funny! : ) No.
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Have you ever gone to a dangerous place
Yes! New Jersey, New York, Compton, Ca., Mexico, The Pacific Ocean (commercial fishing), A few seedy bars, Jail (just visiting), Working in a 35' trench laying pipe.... Just to name a few.
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Okay so I was wondering why 'wow' is really different then 'whoa' I've always thought they were the same why are they different? I thought it was more of a pronoucment thing rather then spelling issue...
Wow is like " Wow did you just see that car burst into flames?" and whoa is like " Whoa dude, look out for that gas pump!"
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If you know what I mean, do you ever mow the lawn?
Sure! But only on the weekends! ;)
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This article says "every major mass shooting over the past two decades, since anti-depressant drugs became popular, the killer has been on SSRI’s serotonin reuptake inhibitors" Do you think prescription drugs are a significant factor in these actions?
It's gotta make you wonder about an anti-depressant that has a disclaimer that it could lead to suicidal thoughts.
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What is something that was once considered to be disgraceful but seems to be acceptable in recent times?
Rude behavior.
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He's so dumb he can't even ______________.
Spell four letter words!
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Without getting into the emotional debate about gun rights, does easy access to guns make death from gunshot more or less likely? See LINK:
I think that if the countries compared in the study had as many hand guns as this country does that the statistics would look more or less the same. But if no one had access to guns no one would be shot. They would be raped, stabbed, beaten to death, blown up, run over with a car, hit on the head with a rock, pushed off a cliff......People who choose to kill will, by any means necessary. Guns...
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What are some names that you just don't hear anymore? like "Blanch"
Ester, Nellie, Harlen, Marvin, Melvin.
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Do teenagers have any concept of money?
I think they know the concept of it. Whether or not they know the value of it is more or less a individual thing.
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How do you fly in your dreams?
I try not to, it freaks me out when I look down and realize how high I am. Not that I've ever been afraid of heights, it's the falling that usually kills you.
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I called you ten times today! Why didn't you answer?
I had caller ID!
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Do you like "A Flock of Seagulls"? What is your favorite song?
Nightmares! I ran! Photograph! OMG! Haven't thought about them in a while, Thanks!
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Who is this girl http://i42.tinypic.com/154de1u.gif?
Holy S#%$! That's my girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!! And where in the hell did you find that video?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Do you say i love you to your dad?
Sure.
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When was the last time you took a drive on a "country road"?
I just got back from driving down on Highway One from Big Sur. Kinda like a twisty curvy country road with 300' to 500' cliffs strait down to the ocean!
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Am I half Vietnamese and White? My grandpa on my mom's side is American/White. But both of my grandparents on my dad's side are Vietnamese. So what would that make me?
American! If that's where you live.
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I get 14 hours of sleep at night, and 1-3 during the day and I'm still very very tired even in the early night (6PM). I sleep on a good mattress, in a good position, and I don't eat right before I sleep, what's wrong? I also sleepwalk a lot for some rsn.
I think you're sleepwalking because you sleep way too much!!!! You may be suffering from Anemia.
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What's the most disturbing film you've seen?
Team America World Police.
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I`ve got a dirty greasy nob what should i polish it with or should i get some one else to do it as it looks hard
If you find someone else to do it let me know what they charge. I have a nob to polish too!
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¿spɹɐʍʞɔɐq puɐ uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɹ noʎ uɐɔ
Sure!
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Excuse me, that_________ is mine!
Pocket!
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Question for men:if you are dreaming that you are with the girl you like what are you going to do with her?
Hey this is not the Penthouse Forum!
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What would you do if you found a frog in your greens?
MMMMM! Frog Legs! :P
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What is one thing you would never want to find in your kitchen?
Barbara Streisand and Rosie O'Donnel doing nasty lesbo stuff on my kitchen table!
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Which race of people have you personally had the most trouble dealing with? And why? Don't worry. If you answer, you won't be admitting to being a racist or anything.
Well, if Assholes could be considered a "race", which I think they should, then that would be my answer. Other than that I've never had trouble with people of a certain race.
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If you found a hair on the pie you were eating, would you send it back?
I'm not even going to touch this one neilychops.
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What is the average fee for a one hour massage in Rockland County?
Probably about $50 per hr, but you can usually add $100 for a happy ending. : )
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I farted and now there's a hole in my underwear. What should I do to prevent this from happening again?
Stay away from spicy foods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Looking for a GREAT book. Not a good one, a GREAT one. Any suggestions?
HHMMM. Maybe, not really sure.
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Since going to war death holds no fear,i welcome death,how can i learn to enjoy life once more?
I used to feel that way until I had a close call with a Great White. I guess you could say it scared the life back in me.
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What am I to do, Iv`e only got 3 bullets. But there`s 4 in Motley Crue
Nikki Six, Tommy Lee and Vince Neal!
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I dated 5 good looking guys and tall, 1 ugly and short. What do you think the next one will be?
A hunchback with a club foot.
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Other than your local library, have you ever visited a library or archive? What kind? Why? How far away from you?
The Huntington Library In San Marino Ca., About a 3.5 Hr. drive south. Really cool place with a botanical garden, art gallery / museum and a extreme collection of some of the rarest books I've ever seen. Something for everyone.
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Do you ever take the time to stop and admire a beautiful sunset?
How's this?
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How good are men at picking up subtle signals?
What the hell are you talking about?! : )
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Babies are born with no beliefs at all. Atheism is the belief that there is no God. So, why do [some] atheists claim that everyone is born an atheist?
Because Jesus was not a Christian. Think about it.
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Is running a marathon safe?
Not if you have a heart condition!
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Why do most men prefer skinny girls over curvy ones?
Well apparently I'm not in the "most men" category, Although my High School sweetheart was about 5'-6" and 110 wringing wet. Just must have been a phase. Lotta fun while it lasted, but I'll take a so called "Curvy" girl any day.
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Whats the worst movie you've ever seen?
Yentl!
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How dangerous are coyotes to humans?
I don't believe there has ever been one reported attack on a person.
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What is your philosophy of life, in just one sentence?
If you for some reason cannot help your fellow man, at the very least do no harm. : )
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...how do you indulge yourself?...
Chocolate and wine! OH, and what trouble said!
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...what birds have visited your yard recently?...(today I have seen gold finches, thrashers, & California quail)...
Finches and Scrub Jays. The Jays come and hang out and taunt my dog till I feed them some peanuts.
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...do you have a bird fountain in your yard?...
I built a Koi pond with a little water course and the birds seem to like it alot. Does that count?
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What can i do to stop my fiance talking to other womn in a sexual nature
Bail! Problem solved.
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Should you always blow on a hot pie?
No! A little whip cream should cool it right off!
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Have you ever had a gay thought I meen no offence to anyone who is
Every time I see a movie with brad Brad Pitt in it! Just kidding not really. But if I were actually gay.......
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Am I the only guy left that has a permanant crush on the beautiful Jessica Alba?
No!!!!!!!!!
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If you too tired to agrue and fight what do you do?
Just agree even if you know she's wrong. ; ) It's easier that way.
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Why do i laugh at crippled people?
This is either some sort of sick joke or you have no compassion!
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What was the scariest time while you were driving or riding in a car, that did not end with an accident?
I had a car make a left hand turn in front of me on the freeway once. Kinda bounced around on two wheels a few times back and forth. Don't know how in the hell I didn't T-bone the other car. Had to stop and walk it off once I got to the shoulder and a few people stopped to see if I was ok. A definite shorts cleaning moment. :)
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What is a closed minded person to you?
Nothing really, No reason to associate with them!
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If you s/o treated your friends better then you what would you do?
Probably wonder what I did. :(
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I wrecked my car and car was towed to the body shop. all I want to do is pay the tow bill to get it back instead the body shop sold my car 13 days later. I have the cash to get it back 13 days later and my car is sold to some 1 else. What do I do now?
What country do you live in where it's ok to sell something that is not yours?
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Have you ever eat beef tounge?
Yes, and it was good. Had to have it a few more times to get over the fact of what it was until the thought of it didn't bother me anymore.
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What are the pros and cons of psychiatric meds?
Pros are they can be helpful. Cons, sometimes the individual is too screwed up to realize the meds really help and stop taking them only to go off the deep end again.
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Have you ever been addicted to anything?
Nicotine! Can't say I'm suffering yet, but I've been trying to break it for years.
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I have a bunny, & He sometimes will run & jump
all crazy and outta control. And he will run around in a big circle really fast then stop and
just stare at everything. It might be cause he is missing his right side wiskers, Is that maybe why?
Yes, this could be a cause. And be very careful, those aren't raisins on the floor! : )
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Do you think Southpark goes too far these days?
They go too far anyday. But I still find it funny sometimes! :)
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Are you in the 'broom closet'?
Actually I'm in my living room. As for closets, I came out as a heterosexual at about 9 or so, after my first kiss.
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Remember 1-800-94-Jenny?
I remember 867-5309. But not that.
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For those of you who are married, what did you and your spouse do on your first date? We went to the movie and had pie afterwards.
We went with some friends to a place called the Last Stage West. Shared a bucket of beers, had some good steak, and listened to some great music.
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I am Canadian and would like to know what state i should visit and why?
Cali.! Way too much to do and see to list!
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What is your favourite form of transportation?
Music!
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What action could possibly be called 'Devilish'?
The making of a Devil Dog! :)
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I'm lonely. Are you too?
No, If it gets to bad sometimes I can always carry on a conversation with myself! :)
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What is the legal age in wisconsin for a person to choose which parent they live with?
I'm not really 100% but I think it may be twelve.
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What do you wish you could fix quickly?
I think my brain just melted while reading the question! I know, let's start there!
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Where does all that money that Obama and the democrats are giving away come from?
What's in your wallet?
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Pretzels - mustard or cheese?
How about a cheese filled pretzel with mustard!
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Anyone here from area code 509 or 208?
805!
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Water or juice?
Gin & Juice yo! Well not really. Just juice.
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What's the last job you did for no pay?
Gave some blankets to a guy living in a tent. Not really a job, But if more people looked at theses things in this way we could end alot of unnecessary suffering.
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You go to the doctor & after some tests comes back & says "I'm sorry you seem to have ________?" (humor only please)
A crack in you ass.
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Guys - has anyone ever complimented you on your shoes?
No! I don't hang out in places like that!
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What's so great about fishing anyway !?
This!
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What do you have in your home that uses size C batteries?
OMG! A flashlight of course!
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Do you believe in positive thinking? Do you believe you can think and grow rich.
My glass is always half full, and I believe that I have the potential to be the best human being I can be. As for being rich in terms of monetary wealth, I guess that's what the lottery is for. :)
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What topics do you like to discuss around the dinner table at family gatherings?
Whoever isn't there. But usually it's all about the food. I'm the cook and it helps my ego!
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What does your moon look like tonight? Mine is cut in half!
Hey! So is mine. :)
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What are good names for vegetarian restaurants?( ex. Tasty Times)
Where's the beef! Not here ya nince this is a Vegan restaurant!
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A dear friend of mine has just been diagnosed with breast cancer, and will have a mastectomy next week, possibly followed with chemo. What can I say?
Your really don't have to say anything. Just be there for her.
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Why do you chew your nails?
I don't know! Sometimes I guess it's just boredom.
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What is the worst thing about the area you live in?
Not enough culture.
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If someone paid you $1,000 would you go skydiving?
I'd do it for free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Microsoft has canceled the deal with Family Guy and Windows 7 because they feel Family Guy is to racy. Do you have an opinion on this?
What!!!!! That's freakin ridiculous!
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What is something that can "streak"?
Your underwear! At least that's what I hear.
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What is your favorite fish dish to eat?
The ones I catch!
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I say Scotland is the nicest place on Earth. What do you say?
I would like to say I beg to differ, but I have never been there. But California is surely a nice place too.:)
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Are you scared of bugs, if so which ones?
This one!!! Well not really scared of it but it does creep me out. It's a potato bug.
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How would a cop react if you asked for probable cause when he asks to search you car? Would he be very suspicious of you, or would he realize that you know the law?
He has probable cause if he is asking you, But you can always say no. This is the law. If you have nothing to hide and they impound you're vehicle and find nothing they have serious legal problems to deal with. Primarily being sued by you, and they usually will back down if the issue is pushed.
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What never fails to put you in the "mood?"
Well, in my younger days it used to be a stiff breeze, but now it's more or less a B&^% J%$! :0
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...you are on a desert island & you can only bring one spice...what would it be?...
Saffron! By the ton! That way when I get rescued I'll be a millionaire. My glass is always half full!
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What do you want to be when you grow up or what did you want to be. ( is college fees stopping or stopped you from persuing it?)
I actually wanted to be a Marine Biologist kinda like Jack Cousteau. College would have helped, but I dropped out after a while, just felt too much like school, which I never liked. Did spend quite a few years Commercial fishing. Greatest experience I've ever had! :)
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Where is a store you shop at where you DON'T expect any customer service?
Home Depot
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You were ordered to house swap with your mother/father-in-law!!! Is the house swap better for you or the in-laws?
Holy S%$%! I'll take their view any day!!!!
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I threw a dart at the world map on my wall, where do you think the dart landed?
Indonesia!
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Wen i say eat it
you say :
______________ !!!!!!
OMG! Why don't you tell what you really want me to do!
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Who thinks religion divides people and causes more violence in the world
Me.
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What would make your son's/daughter's Little League baseball game more compelling?
Landmines!
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Have you peed in the shower?
EEEEEEEWWWWW! Yes.
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Name something Bugs Bunny would like?
Pismo Beach! It's his favorite vacation spot!
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What religion (or lack of religion) do you follow and why?
I follow none. I study.
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...who or what has "caught your eye" lately?...
I watched a girl today work a hoolahoop like no other. Man was she sexy!
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...why can't you face tomorrow?...
Oh, but I can! With both fist a swinging! Mahalo, Aloha Girl!
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Is it better to learn from a school or on the job?
School is good, But OJT has many benefits that you are not taught in school.
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Will working-out at 14 affect you in any negative way?
No!
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What category is cheesecake classified in? Pie or cake? Neither or both?
Never really pondered that one. All I know is that it is good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What do you miss from the 80's?
My Mohawk! Oh, and my abs!
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If you had to, what would you choose: getting toothless or hairless (bald)?
I like my steak!!!! Take my hair!
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Have you ever had your picture takin in a bikini by a stranger?
No, but I once took a picture of a stranger in one! :P
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How do I get over that my boyfriend notices attractive women, while I choose to personally keep my eyes for him only? I never notice other men, why isn't he the same?
He's a man! Get over it!
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When was the last time you had sex?
About 12 hrs. ago! :)
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Name something dangerous which can fit in the typical pants pocket other than a gun or knife
A rabid bat or squirrel!
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What is one food item you would find at a Mexican Restaurant?
El Pastor Burrito!
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Have you ever flushed leftovers down the toilet at your home?
I guess it depends on your interpretation of leftovers.
I think that's what I usually flush.
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Do you have a welcome sign at the border of the City you live in?
Yes!
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Are you more angry about things or simply very curious?
No I'm just curiously confused, and this question is really pissing me off!!! AHHAHHAHAH.
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I have glass dishes and they are ruined from putting them in the dishwasher, they have a thin iridescent film on them. Is there a way to get it off?
Sounds like minerals from the water. Try wiping them with vinegar.
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What is fragile?
I believe this is!
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Movies: Which do like best? The Running Man, Kindergarden Cop, Total Recall, Commando, or one of the Terminators?
Terminator! Alot of great one liners!
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How can i start my art career?
i am still kind of young, but everyone says how good my art is even from since i was like....super young!!!!
Keep working on it. Plan on getting into an art school when you are older. If you are very talented at it and enjoy it, and somehow manage to make a career out of it, you will never work a day in your life.:)
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What is the best way to check my credit?
You are allowed to get free reports from all of the agencies once a year.
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What have you done to "burglar proof" your home?
I keep some windows open all the time, but there are sticks in them so they can only be opened a few inches. If someone manages to ever get in they'll have to fend off a pissed off Schipperke.
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What would cause you to hate your ex?
Love the person Hate the sin.
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Do you have a tattoo that is rather erotic?
Maybe.
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You ever feel like there is something licking your feet even though there isn't?
Nothing more disturbing then a poltergeist with a foot fetish!
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What is the most dangerous thing that you've ever done in life?
Spent a few years commercial fishing.
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Could you, would you, cheer me up? Please?
So this Bears taking a crap in the woods, and a bunny comes hopping by. The bear asks the bunny if he has problems with shit sticking to his fur and the bunny replies "No". So the bear picks up the bunny and wipes his ass with it. Moral of the story. Be careful in choosing your words, and don't talk to bears!
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Would you rather be naked right now?
How do you know I'm not?
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Have you ever seen the movie Van Helsing? omg!!!
MMMMMMMMM!:P Kate Beckinsale.
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Can you read Chinese? What does this say?
“有朋自远方来,不易乐乎”
Man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist.
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Do you ever feel sorry for prisoners?
I feel sorry for the wrongly convicted. I'm sure it still happens today, but not as often as it did in the past.
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You think you're doing just fine until someone comes along and points out to you how lousy your life really is! So...do you believe 'em or ignore/dump 'em?
That's freakin hilarious! Opinions are like %$#holes, everybody's got one! A person would have to have a pretty shallow existence to believe such a thing.:)
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What are you going to eat for breakfast tomorrow?
Waffles!
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Yes or No you have french kissed someone in the past week?
Only about 6 hrs.ago! :P
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Faithful up to this point but I want an affair so badly I can’t sleep. I have to have some relief. My GFs say I have the perfect opportunity with a cute guy at work that I turned down previously when he asked me out. Yes or NO?
If you do not want to be with the person you are with than call it off. Don't become one of the many morally bankrupt individuals out there.
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Which is more harmful? Believing a lie or not believing a truth?
Ignoring the truth altogether.
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What could cause your gas mileage to drop in half suddenly?
Driving around with your parking brake on!
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Why racism occurs
Fear and Ignorance. Oh, and what Moongrim said.
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Have you seen the musical Cats?
Yes, in Philly back in 1986 or 87. It was pretty cool.
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Why do many women in the workforce hate on each other?
There's always one. No matter where they work. At least that's what I've learned over the years with my wife as she has had a few different employers. I get to hear about it at the end of her work day. I don't believe jealousy really plays a part in her case although I'm sure it can in some. But what I do know is that some personalities just clash, and some people have...
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When did men first begin to feel insecure about the size of their ...eh...private parts? When did this hangup originate?
Two words. John Holmes.
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Why would a dog (Chiweenie) pee on the floor everytime my husband comes home? She does this with no one else.
My dog used to do the same thing with me. She just gets a little overly excited, unlike my wife, of course that would be even more disturbing. But back to your dog, your husband must not pay attention to her excitement when he comes in the door, that's where it all starts. And eventually the dog will stop.
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...did you ever make paper chains out of gum wrappers?...(they were zig-zag like, actually very kool)...
OMG! Been about 30 yrs. for sure! Lame excuse for some strange form of Origami.
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What do you think my name is?
Jamal.
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Is it wrong to be with a guy one year older than you?
No, unless he's 10 and you're 9!heheheheheh
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Who said:"Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect."?
Sounds like something Buddha would have said.
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Do you think a husband should be taller than his wife?
I wouldn't mind being hitched to an Amazon chick!
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Is it legal for me to make an upside-down tomato planter? What if I got the idea from one I saw on TV and one I saw in a (make it yourself) DIY guide online on a website like WikiHow? I live in Florida, the United States.
You can make anything you want. It can only infringe on someones copyrights if you try to profit from it.
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I have smoked weed twice this week.i have a drug test on the 3rd of nov.what is the fastest way to clean my system?
Are you religious? If so you may want to try prayer. If not, good luck.
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Do you find gum-chewing unappealing or distracting when others are chewing while talking to you? or does it not bother you at all? do you think it is absolutely inappropriate in certain circumstances?
A long as they're not "smacking" their it usually doesn't bother me . But if they're actually chewing while talking, at some point hopefully they're gonna start chocking and solve the problem.
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Will you please list 10 PLACES you would like to visit (in the USA or elsewhere), before it is "too late?" (I'll post my own, later on, as a separate answer. I'm curious to find out if anyone wants to see the same things I do.)
Alaska, Washington state, British Columbia, New Zealand, Hawaii, Tibet, Japan, France, Italy, Spain.
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No matter how old you are, will you still call your mom "mom" and your dad "dad"? or will you call them by their first name? my dad get mad at me when i call him by his name.
Mom / Pop. I have a some nieces and nephews that call their dad by his nickname or first name and I just find it disrespectful, but that's just me.
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In 2000 I was diagnosed with cancer. Upon the diagnosis, my husband of two weeks left me and never looked back. Can I get the marriage annuled?
I sure that just about every state has a anti schmuck clause when it comes to these things.
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What always comes back?
Herpes! At least that what I hear. :0
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What single thing do you think of most during the day? If it changes, how about today?
I have to keep reminding myself that the job I have now is just temporary or I will surely lose my mind.
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Is there somthing you can do that it seems no one else can no matter how hard they try?
Catch fish like this just about every time out on my Kayak!
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What does this mean "the whole world is that of fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves but wiser people so full of doubts."
Ignorance is bliss.
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What do you feel you are entitled to?
Life, Liberty, and the persuit of happiness!
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What would you least like to hear an airline captain say on board a flight?
Ladies and gentleman pay no attention to the oxygen mask that have just deployed, Go ahead and stick your heads between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.
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Who have you seen in concert...
STP, Ramones, Danzig, Fleetwood Mac, Cris Issak, Hooters, Boz Scaggs, Pepper, Floyd, Africa, 8750, Ziggy Marley, ZZtop, Ozzy, Metallica, The Phil Harmonic Orchestra. James Taylor. and probably a few more that I can't remember right now.
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What are some things that make you think a straight man is gay?
They are having sex with another guy. That's totally not strait in my book.
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What was the best job you have ever had?
The one I've been laid off from since May. Gonna start back up the beginning of the year though. :)
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According to Queen, who make the rockin world go round?
Fat bottom girls!
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Where would you consider to be a wrong place to be looking for love?
A field full of sheep! That's just wrong! : )
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What is it that keep AB going?
Good vibes maaan!
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What time of the year is the best time?
PARTY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Have you ever hit your spouse/boyfriend/girlfriend?
Unfortunately yes, it was an open hand, and I was an immature, ignorant little boy, and she just got done telling me that she slept with someone else after we were together for 6yrs.
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According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the two most dangerous jobs are fisherman and loggers. Do you think there are other jobs more dangerous than these?
Any construction job having to do with an open trench that workers must enter to perform their job runs a close second. But none are more dangerous than fishing or logging.
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What would you do if your boat sank in a crocodile infested river?
I'd be walking around in a new pair of crock boots mate!
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Looking for a GREAT book. Not a good one, a GREAT one. Any suggestions?
The Dalai Lama's Little Book of Inner Peace. A GREAT read even if your not studying Buddhism. :)
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Who among here would consider the eyes as one of the sexiest part of a person..
Sometimes it's all in the eyes.
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What is the most obscene song you ever heard?
DOO DOO BROWN!
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Anyone else getting 404 errors when you post an answer?
I'm having a hard time seeing things that disappear.
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When is it NOT a good time to take a picture?
If you happen to be holding a camera and walk in on your parents doing the nasty!
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What happened to my underwear?
Don't worry a little detergent and some bleach should clean them right up! :)
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Have ever experienced that while walking on the street and strangers are greeting you?
I like saying hello to people because it's just a nice thing to do. No one should ever be too busy as to not acknowledge fellow human beings with such a small gesture of kindness. :)
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Do you like ugg boots?if so, what is your fav style?if not, why?
I like my uggs on a nice chilly morning! Sometimes I take them camping. I like em just above ankle high whatever style that is.
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If you owned a BBQ stand what would you name it?
Maverick's Giant Meat BBQ.
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Have you ever found something wrong with the world or society?
Constantly.
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Use the death clock, when will you die?
Sat Feb. 10 2052. Holy S&^%! I'm gonna live to be 81?!
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Spam or treet meat?
Scrapple!
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What is your ethnic background?
Human.
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What is your view on a 14 year old girl dating a 29 year old man?
Statutory rape.
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You arrive home and your back door is kicked in. Do you enter, or back off and call police?
Enter! I'm always looking for a good reason to practice my Ninja skills!
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Have you ever visited a castle? Which one(s)?
Hearst Castle. San Simeon, Ca.
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Is the Truth indeed bitter?
It's indeed better!
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Today I feel naughty so i think that I will?(what)?
Bust out the handcuffs and whip!
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What insect are you the most scared of? (Remember:- Spiders aren't insects)
Potato bugs! They creep me out!
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"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork." - Edward Abbey. What's your teamwork story to prove the Abbey Rule?
The town I live in of about 14,000 has had a certain segment of residents about 150 + - that have been fighting the state over the fact that we need a sewer over 30 years now, to the detriment of our water supply. It would have been free 30yrs. ago with federal funding, but now it stands at about 165 million to build, at about $200 a month per household. Beware of stupid people in large groups.
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Who would win in a boxing match? Fred Flintstone or Barney Rubble?
Fred! Handsdown! He has a 58lb. and 17inch reach advantage!
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Can you sum up the bible in two words?
Good Fiction!
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Rush whines liberals kept him out of football but conveniently forgot that when a liberal tried to buy the Nationals republicans threatened adverse legislation against the league to block the sale? More hypocrisy from the neocons?
People with political agendas conveniently forget things (especially facts)all the time when it does not suit "their" reality.
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Deep fried ________________________?
Pork with garlic sauce!
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Do you interpret facts to support your own conclusions?
I interpret facts to support truth!
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Name something red and sweet or something just red
HHHHHHMMMMM. How about Strawberry! :P
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True or False: I enjoy cuddling!?
True! Cuddling and spooning! It usually lead to forking!:)
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What is/was your mom best at?
Nagging! She's the greatest one I've ever known. :) She's also was pretty good at raising three kids while putting herself through college and working a full time job. Probably how she got so good at nagging, that's alot to live up to.
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Seems The Balloon Boy was a hoax! Another parent exploiting another kid for fame/fortune/whatever. What punishment would you seek?
Castration!
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If your life is on a path you never intended it to go into and its hard to get out of what should you do?
If your life is on a path you never intended it to go on, change direction as soon as you can, It only becomes harder the longer you wait. Anything in this life that is worth it is going to be hard to obtain. Don't let yourself have any regrets.
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What are some rap songs that express racial oppression and inequality?
F%$# the Police! NWA
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Name something that has wings.
A flying fish!
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How can i forget someone i always remember?
You won't, but it gets easier with time.
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Fungusmynecktie!
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If u see a pretty girl and you hear her conversating with her friends and she (very)frequently uses bad words, does that make you think bad about her? is it a turn off?
Nobody likes a potty mouth!
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Do you think this Halloween costume is Offensive?
Why in the heck didn't I think of that? Whoever did is gonna make alot of dough. That's freakin hilarious.
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Name things men find attractive in a female
A good personality...oh and big boobs!
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What is your favorite condiment?
Asia!
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When you see an older man with a young lady do you ever ask yourself "father or husband"?
I usually wonder how much $$$$$ he's worth.
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What is the most deadly form of poison?
Cyanide gas.
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Would you rather have strawberry cheesecake, cherry cheesecake, or chocolate cheesecake?
Cheesecake with cherries on top!!!!!!!!!
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When was the last time you ate a corn dog?
Last year at the county fair.
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What effect do dialy tides have on the moon's gravity?
None. The moons gravity affects the tides.
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Can octopuses live out of water?
Sure for a little while, just like crabs or mud-skippers.
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What are the consequences of stemcell research?
A cure for cancer.
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What question will mankind never know the answer to?
Is there life after death?
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Why do fish have no teeth
This little puppy sure did!
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Ok....I am having sex with my friend like everyday but it's just for fun...he doesn't want to have a relationship with me at all....but i think im might be pregnant what do i say or do?!?...i'm on the patch...but what if its not working!!..and im only 15!
Whether or you think he wants to have a relationship is irrelevant. You are in one if you are having sex. And with that come responsibilities and consequences, for you and him. If you find you're pregnant be honest with him. If he chooses not to take responsibility, you'll find out just what kinda "friend" he really is.
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Would you trade me a jar of kosher dill pickles for a jar of sweet midget pickles?
How politically incorrect! I think they like to be referred to as Little Pickles. :)
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Do you feel like this?
I live in California so that would be a yes!
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In your opinion, who is the sexiest actor or actress alive?
Salma Hayek
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What is the male equivalent of a chick flick?
Anything Clint Eastwood. With the exception of Bridges of Madison County.
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How long have you been with your girlfriend/boyfriend and do their quirks still bug you?
I've been married over ten years, and my wife still drives me crazy with some of the stuff she does. As I'm sure I drive her crazy sometimes too. I've learned it's all about tolerance and understanding. Of course I still don't quite understand everything, but I tolerate it because I love her.
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Whats the worst thing you could say to someone who just got Arrested?
What's goin on what kinda bird don't fly!
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Are you on the gas tank diet?
Not quite yet.
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Can a rubber tree live in real cold weather
No, they're more or less a tropical plant. Cold weather will kill them.
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Have you ever taken someone to small claims court and actually won the case?
Yes, Had and old landlord that sued me successfully for back rent without me even knowing about it. When doing a credit report check I saw something on there that made no sense whatsoever. When I called to inquire about it, turned out it was a collection agency. They said they've been looking for me for 5 yrs. HUH!? I still lived in the same little town of 14,000, worked at the same job,...
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What is truth? And can we know what ultimate truth is?
No matter where you go, there you are.
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Did you forget to take your _______?
Medication?
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Has God ever made you laugh?
Not particularly. But alot of followers do! :)
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What would you do if the president band guns
Wonder what happened to the Constitution and Bill of Rights.
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Should you make your guests take their shoes off?
Maybe if it is a house rule, or if their shoes are muddy or covered in poo! :)
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Baby _____________?
I love your way. Framptom
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How do you get a squirrel out from in between the walls of your house?
Cut a hole in the wall and show him your nuts.
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Sitting alone at home what would make the evening perfect
A nice book and Glass of Zin.
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Would you rather be able to fly or breathe under water
Breathe under water. There's nothing to see in the sky!
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What's something you might do in a field?
Crop Circles!
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What was the worst prize you ever won in a contest?
Honorable mention. Kinda like thanks but no thanks.
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What would you do if you saw someone peeing on your lawn?
Ask for their address so I can return the favor! Goin through a bit of a drought here. :)
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What is your favorite beer quote or saying?
BEER. It's what's for dinner.
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I got 5 rattle snakes in my car. what do i do? 1s in the hood the otheres in the seats i think there another 1 in the trunk at least im not in a plane thats a bad pun i know -_- i dont want to kill them though
Call animal control. They will get rid of them for free. And don't mess with them, there nasty little critters.
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What's something witty to say when a guy says they are 'too hot to handle. i dont think you can take it'?
You know, they call me the fireman or women, Whatever works;)
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What one thing is just NO GooD without butter?
Hollandaise Sauce!
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What is the best way to celebrate YOUR birthday?
Hopefully naked, kicking and screaming. The same way you came into this world. Or maybe that could be the best way to die. HHHHHMMMMMMM. ;)
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What's something you will never do again?
Hit my finger with a new waffle face hammer. Hopefully! :)
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Can conspiracy be on the spot? 2 people in a car, passenger gets out walks over to a person, pulls out a gun and robs them. Driver did not know, however he did nothing to stop the robbery and also drove the get-a-way car eluding police until they wrecked?
Conspiracy can be broadly defined when it comes to the courts. Involvement is bad enough to get a person there.
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What's a cool way to take a picture?
Naked at the north pole!:)
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How do I keep food hot on the plate for eating slowly?
Sterno!
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What's one thing YOU really enjoy a whiff of?
BBQ fueled by red oak!!!!!:P
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How do I tell my girlfriend to cover herself up in a polite, non-offensive way?
See, it's problems like this that most guys wish they had!
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If you were a teen in the 80s, what style shoes would you wear to be fashionable?
Adidas or Kangaroos
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Have you moved away from where you grew up? If so what do you miss the most?
Jersey to Cali. Miss my family the most. Oh, and a real Philly Cheese steak!:P
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If the world ended in five minutes what would you do
Hopefully it's after the sunset I would like to enjoy one more time.:)
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Who makes the best hamburger you've ever had?
Tinkers. It's a little Mom & Pop burger joint in Summerland Ca. I don't know what the heck they do, but their burgers are the best I've ever had. :P
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How do you "de-stress" or calm down if you are nervous, tense or angry?
Take a few deep breaths and remind myself of the impermanence of everything, including emotions.
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What is your all time favourite laid back song? (mines is Toto - Africa)
We Jammin- Bob Marley.
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What is another way to say quickly?
Rapido!
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Do you sometimes NOT watch a movie because you can't stand the actor/actress? And who is it?
Anything with Barbara Streisand in it.
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Who is the queen of rock & roll?
Lita Ford!
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Can you name any songs that have the word "green" in the title?
Green man- Type O-Negative
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If you had the chance to drink a potion that made you live forever, would you do it?
There is way too much suffering in life to want to live forever.
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What do you think the cloud/halo thing over moscow was?
A bored special effects students film.
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Name something that you really enjoy doing.
Ocean Kayak Fishing!
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Where does the advice that you give to your friends come from?
Life lessons. Either learned directly or indirectly.
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Would you rather have a doctor who helps you because he/she wants to help you or because he/she is being paid to help you?
I like to think that the reason they chose medicine in the first place is to be there to help people. Lets face it, it really isn't that glamorous having to do some of the things they do. But If I need medical attention I realize that there is always a price for it, as with any other service.
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What is something a child might say to offend you?
The funny thing about kids is they tend to be brutally honest, more so than adults, but I don't think there is anything a child could say to me to offend me.
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Why is Fox News one of the most conservative news channels, and yet the regular Fox channel has some of the most controversial and liberal programs on TV?
The answer is simple.... Schizophrenia.;)
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I donated my hair to Locks for Love. Alot of people have asked me about my new do and I find mysely not wanting to share about my donation because I feel like I'm bragging about being a "good person." Is this strange? Does anyone else do things like this?
If more people in this world committed selfless acts there is no doubt in my mind that it would truly be a better place. Good for you!:)
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Do you believe President Obama should repeal 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'?
The whole concept of this policy is idiotic beyond all belief. I don't understand why someone would even give a shit about who someone chooses to have relationship with.
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What is wrong with me saying 'I hate America'?
You got me. What is wrong with you?
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Looking for a religion, Christianity, Judaism, Islam to follow, anyone else in this predicament?
Never be a follower. Be a student. No matter what path you choose.:)
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What is the stupidest thing you have ever said to a police officer? Did you get in more trouble?
I have a tendency to choose my words very wisely when dealing with police officers. My brother on the other hand once said to the cops "No you put your f-ing hands up!" needless to say this did not go over with them very well.!)
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Can you believe a school would suspend a 1st grader for bringing a scout utensil to eat his lunch?
Well, Scout utensil, as most are calling it is actually more of a Swiss Army Knife. And this 6 yr. old obviously had no bad intent in taking it to school with him. However, maybe the parents should have had the conversation with him letting him know it was unacceptable to bring it to school with him. They should have known about the zero tolerance policy. I think this whole thing got blown way...
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What do you think is success?
Contentment.:)
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Men- what would you rather have in a lady? Amazing eyes, big boobs, long legs or a nice butt?
How about common interest and a brain? Of course big boobs are nice too.
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Why did the name change from WWF to WWE?
I believe there was a lawsuit filed by the World Wildlife Foundation.
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How can i grow shrooms indoors?
First you have to get the cow inside, let it crap all over, then just wait. They'll start popping up sooner or later.
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What do you consider to be the ultimate in "comfort food"?
Mac and Cheese!
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Would you like to take a bite out of me?
I thought you would never ask!:P
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What is the number one cause of death in america?
Fatty processed foods!
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What is your gut reaction to the image in the attached link?
OMFG! Some sicko actually wasted 5 min. of his life to do that.
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Could name something your state has that new york does not?
Half Dome!
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What is the least dangerous sport?
Thumb wrestling!
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Why is your middle finger extended?
Oh, I think you know!
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What would you do if you had a gorilla on your roof?
Throw the friggen monkey that's been on my back at him and run away!
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What White Zinfandel Wine would you recommend..and how much is it a bottle?
None! That's not wine as far as I'm concerned! Better off with Bartles & James.
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...what do you do to look sexy?...
Nothing to "do" here. Aloha girl.:)
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How do you find hidden cameras?
Wait for the video to get a point of reference!:)
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When hit on by a Gay are you flattered or insulted?
Happened once, my gaydar apparently was on the fritz that day. I think I was more or less flattered and he was embarrassed and apologized.
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Are near death experiences proof of an afterlife?
Speaking from experience, I cannot even begin to explain how profound this question is to me. I've been wondering about it for over 25 yrs. now. If you ever speak to someone who's been dead for over 11 mins. let me know.
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Will YOU? I'll even throw in lunch and a beer/pop!!!!
You bet cha!
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Aren't people who hunt for sport just a few shades away from serial killers?
I fish sometimes for sport and sustenance. I wonder what that would make me .........Hmmmmmmmm. Maybe a baby seal clubber.
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What is something you will find in India but NOT in the United States of America?
Taj Mahal.
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My dog killed a cat that entered our fenced backyard last night. I want to do the right thing. Should I find the owners ? or could there be legal repurcusions?
Wow, That's tragic. The cat certainly should not have come into your yard but some cat owners think their cat has a right to go anywhere it wants to so be careful, your dog could get picked up and destroyed if they find out and are mad enough to pursue it.
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What are a few basic meals i could teach my fiance how to cook? he is clueless when it comes to cooking.
I will await some answers and try them on my wife as she is also clueless. Thanks for the question!)
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What goes with pepper coated steaks? what kind of sides?
Asparagus with bernaise sauce and garlic mashed potatoes.
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Have you ever drank on painkillers .
Drank on top of a house while watching fireworks one time. Turned out to be almost as dangerous.
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Is it possible to believe in "things happening for a reason" and not believe in God?
Absolutely! This is Karma.:)
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Was the GPS discovered for men?
I believe the only real answer to that is no! Have you ever tried to follow directions given to you by a woman?
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Does anyone know where my keys are?
On the desk in the entryway between the answering machine and lamp.
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What is something you will find in Alaska that you will not find in California?
A decent Salmon run!!! :P
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Do you like your food crunchy or chewy?
Well, if it happened to be a shake it would have to be smooth. KFC's chicken has to be extra crispy. And the only thing that should be chewy is gum.:)
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What does your religion teach about Jesus? (And what is the religion?)
Nothing. Buddhism.
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What invention, if taken away, would you find difficult to live without?
My vehicle.
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What are negative aspects to Pisces women?
I am with one and recently she has been picking fights with me.
I don't really believe in horoscope stuff, but this would not seem to be typical piscean behavior. They're usually lovers not fighters. Perhaps these fights come along every 28 days or so?
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Are drug users criminals?
Only if they commit a crime to get the drugs.
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What are the ingredients to a revolution?
I things in the U.S. don't start getting economically better we may find out again.
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How do like your marshmallows?
Burnt!:)
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Should there be mandatory minimum sentencing for any crime?
No, the punishment should fit the crime.
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So here I am again doing other peoples work. I'm told it's because I'm realiable and they know I'll get it right. Should I just be flattered and wait for my hard work to pay off, or should I put an end to this?
My wife sometimes goes through the same thing at her job.
Take credit. Don't be a doormat(I'm assuming this is how you feel sometimes). Make sure the higher ups know who's getting it done!
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What does it mean when a guy says to a girl "your my bitch"?
That he is an A-hole!
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Are you a prime example of your race's stereotype?
Hell, I don't even know what race I am! What would your race be if you were Cherokee, Blackfoot, English and Irish?
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Can anyone buy a pregnancy test?
I suppose, but they only work on woman.;)
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What does it mean if my girlfriend says "we are not married!!!"
Sounds to me like you never will be. At least to her.
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Name one thing you might find in an Emergency Room in a hospital
A person with a flesh wound.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhEw7nD9C4
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What's something popular that will never appeal to you?
A Prince Albert piercing.
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What's your favorite classic movie? A movie that's considered a classic.
Jeremiah Johnson.
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How many people are using answer bag!??!?!!?! i would really like to know... sign in here (write name)
Mav
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Can you orgasm if you are mad at your significant other?
Only if were having angry sex!
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What does it mean when your ex still won't talk to you after two years and work together?
It usually means he doesn't want to talk to you. At least not yet. Give it a few more years.
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Name one thing you usually find in a nightclub
Paris Hilton.
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Do you care if some people think yer a little bit looney?
I prefer it!:)
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What is kharma
universal law of cause and effect
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Name one form of torture technique
Marriage!!!
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Who is someone you will never add to your speed dial list?
Jessica Alba. :(
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What is your favorite gun
Peter Gun. Kinda a cool tune.
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What is never alright to you?
Hate, infidelity, lying, killing, greed, war, rape, child endangerment ......just to name a few.
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What is it that seperates art from pornography?
"Intent"
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True or False, in your time zone today is Tuesday?
True! all day, at least for another 14hrs.
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Does anyone work under you?
Yes. I run a small crew of 8 guys.
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What is a movie scene that will stay with you for a long time?
"We need a bigger boat!" Roy Scheider- as police chief Martin Brody in Jaws- 1975
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How long ago were you riding the short bus to school?
My mom says I ride the short bus cause I'm special!!!
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Give us the list of your favorite white lies please, will you?
I swear! It was a one armed man!!!!
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How do you deal with anger when it is very justified and you really don't like the feelings anger in itself provokes?
Anger has to be one of the hardest emotions for anyone to deal with. 9 times out of 10 it seems to be caused by the way someone else has acted towards or treated you. I try to always remember that "You cannot expect people to act the way you want them to", knowing this helps me in many a situation and helps me stay more centered.
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It's been almost a year. my bf has not said the "L" word to me. he's here 3 nights a week, i do know he cares, but just how much?no idea- i feel like my house is just a place 4 him to go. i'm about to give up on him. I'm at a loss. what to do?
Sometimes the "L" word does not come very easy for some. If you think he truly cares then he probably does.
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Can you name me a song with a number in the title?
1 is the loneliest number!
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Does anybody think they seriously have any psychic abilities? If so, explain.
I get really bad headaches a couple of days before an earthquake. One time when I was a kid, I remember talking with a group of older relatives and I kept hearing a phone ring. When I asked if anyone was going to answer the phone they looked at me like I was nuts and said the phone wasn't ringing. About 5 seconds later it did. They were all kinda stunned at that point.
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I'd rather be _________?
Kayak fishin!
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What kind of movies does your pet alien prefer to watch?
Anything by Quentin Tarantino.
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I am 25 and i wet the bed almost nightly how do i clean it up?
Bounty! And a wet vac!
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Running with glue?
Safer than scissors!
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Do you have a toilet paper hog in your house?
My wife! I have no Idea what she does with it all.
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When you were little, did you ever steal anything? Did you get caught?
OMG! Yes. And when I exited the store a rather large woman followed me out into the parking lot saying " Hey baby where are you going? I know you got the merchandise." I thought she was going to try and molest me or something. Scared the hell out of me, never did that again.
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Can you spot the undercover cop in this photo?
He's in the little silver car. Plaid shirt and glasses, can't miss em!
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There are three places I am thinking of taking my boyfriend out for dinner on his birthday can you help me decide which one?
Trenthem cliffs if the weather is nice. Dining outside is always romantic.
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White ______. What goes in the blank?
Power!:o C'mon you know you were thinking it.
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If you saw an anti-homosexual rally on TV and saw this, would you laugh?
LMAO!
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What should be done to child rapists?do you believe they should be condemned to die or imprisoned and counciled?
Bury them up to their neck during low tide at the beach!
This is a sickness that unfortunately does not seem to have a cure. This has been proven time and time again!
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How many cups of sugar, does it take to get to the moon?
3,768,269,896,001 of granular but if it's cubed then it would take 546,723,890,003.
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What would be the most inappropriate situation to wear a sombrero in?
At a KKK rally. Hey, you asked!
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What is the greatest height you ever took a leak from?
HHAHA! About 200 feet off a train trestle.
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Who would you like to give this trophy too?
What are you doing giving away my trophy!!!!!!!
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Where is the weirdest place you've been stung by a bee?
About 25 miles out in the Pacific. I think it was lost.
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Who would you like to be introduced to?
The Dalai Lama.
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Do earthquakes really occur ocassionally in California?
They happen just about everyday! It's usually only the bigger ones that get felt, About 2.0 or greater depending upon your proximity to the epicenter.
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Sex is for _________.
Procreation! You Damn filthy perverts!hehehehe!
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My boob size iz 32b..is dt small?..m short hytd..arnd 5-2..
Sometimes... more than a handful can be a waste!
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Here I was sitting and waiting for my husband to make me this big secret treat that he's been in the kitchen for the past hour preparing, only to discover that it is probably something lame like oat-bran-raisin muffins. What should my next actions be?
I agree with sjane23! If he does not spend time in there you should be grateful even if it's a turd sandwich. Well maybe not that, but hopefully you get the idea.
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Do you like to give compliments?
Your Cute and have a nice butterfly tattoo!
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Have you heard of Cheyenne cherry who roatsed a helpless kitten, what do you think should be done?
I sure hope that it is accompanied by a nice Chianti some Fava beans and a bearnaise sauce. If not, they should lock her up and throw away the key!!!!
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What is the source of sin? Do you believe knowing good and not doing it is a Sin?
I believe that knowing good and not doing it is... well, just stupid and shows bad character. It's always about what you do when no one is looking that really matters.
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If you were a pro wrestler what would be the name of your finish off move?
The "Flatulente"!
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We just got 15 Lbs. of nice, fresh, beefsteak tomatoes for $1.00 at the Haymarket. What can we do with so many tomatoes?
You could can them, make some ketchup or a huge pizza or have a tomato fight!
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How would you classify your sense of humor?
Dark and sometimes silly ya nince!
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Has anyone ever had that thing where your eye just kind of twitches for a while? What is that?
Layoff the caffeine twitchy.
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What happens to all the texts that get sent but are never recieved?
I bet they're hanging out with all the socks!
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Should my husband go to the store wearing a neon orange engineering themed t-shirt and a pair of plaid pj pants? I vote 'probably not'.
Only if he has on a hard hat and boots. Sounds like you need to teach him to accessorize!
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I always feel alone and everybody hates me, and I really don't know why.
Could you please rephrase that in the form of a question.
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What is your full name?
KJSDHGU GJYGY KJSGDY! WITH A Q.
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Why is it that Obama would rather go BEG for the Olympics than protect America?
Because he hates America and wants to destroy everything it stands for, and wants to kill all the white people!!! !!!!!!!!!!! ( If anyone thinks this is serious they are as retarded as the person posing the question)!
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About a month ago I found out that my fiance was talking and texting a woman at his work. He had her listed under a different name, a guys name. This went on for about 3 months before I found out, and even though he won't admitt it, I'm not entirely sure
That's called "Dipping your pen in the company ink"!
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Have you ever given money to a homeless person before and feel good about what you did?
Yes, But I try not to anymore. I usually buy them some food instead if I happen to be going into a store or something. I've gotten some negative reactions when I do this, and basically ignore it, but most reactions happen to be positive.
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What is the longest journey you have done by car one trip in miles/kilometres?
About 3,200 miles from N.J. to Ca. took about 5 days. Had a couple of days of not driving. Car trouble in Oh. and some sight seeing. Stopped in Nebraska to rest for a day. Last day of driving drove 17hrs only stopping for gas and food. Just wanted to get there by then.
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I found my car keys now
I'd bet money that they were in the last place you looked!
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Do you know the guy running in the background? See video
OMG! Just think of the practice it took to perfect that maneuver.
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I have a 20-year-old leather jacket that got an anonymous liquid spilled on it--it smells like spoiled milk. (UGH!) How can I wash it and the smell out without having to dry clean it professionally?
Try some saddle soap.
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Was Jesus Muslim?
He wasn't a Cristian if that's what your getting at.
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Have you ever felt like your head is just screaming at you? Like you can't tell what you're thinking, the thoughts are incoherent?
I think it's called Schizophrenia.
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How would you feel if i named my kid "XJKWLTH" but it is pronounced "Mike"?
Oh, I get it, kinda like "Stan" with a "C".
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Last night I tried a raw oyster for the first time. It was the most disgusting thing I'd ever eaten. Why on earth do some people like 'em?
EEEEEWWWWWW! There gross! Kinda like eating something a long time smoker just coughed up. I'll shuck them and cook them, but can't eat them. Cherrystone clams on the other hand are a different thing altogether.
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Would you sue in this situation?
The Shark! That's fuuunnny!
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What gets ruined in the rain?
A sandcastle.
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Where can i find horny woman in my area? sarasota florida
The red light district!
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Do you think there is a statement out there that no matter your race, religion, politics, or country, everyone definitely believes in that statement? If so, what is it?
Be good to one another!
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I am godless, therefore I am heartless?
Being heartless is an individuals condition. One needs not to have a "God" to have a heart.
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What would you like in your coffe?
Baileys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Do you feel sexy all the time? when do you feel not sexy?
ALL THE TIME!....Yeah, I can be a horndog sometimes and how in the heck did you know my wife's name is SEXY?
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What's something YOU must wear on the job?
Hard hat and attitude!
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Have you ever been to one of the National Parks?
I have been to many. Yosemite tops the list as far as being impressive.
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When is it ok to let go?
When the ground is only a couple of feet away!
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What is the gas station closest to your home?
It's the place that sells gas SILLY!
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Can i tie you up, just for fun?
Sounds like fun to me!:0
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How do clean moderate to heavy rust and oxidation from tools, w/ out naval jelly. Specifically combo. squares w/ tick marks and other accuracy intruments.
Steel wool.
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Are police officers allowed to have exposed tattoos?
I know of some departments that do allow it as long as they are not on the hands,neck or face.
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Can a Ni-MH battery be harmful to your health
Maybe if you eat it.
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Has pink ever been a favorite color of Yours?
thanks.
Yes, when I was younger. Was a big fan of Pink Panther too!
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What is the closest eating establishment from your home?
La Casita. It's a little Mexican joint about 2 blocks away. Terrible service, good food!
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Has anyone let their dog lick their penis?
My dog does not have one.
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Can you name a place that starts with "O"?
Orgasm! It is a place. Think about it.
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Scientists know that dating methods depend on assumptions (can not be proven or have been disproved). The earth may be less than 10,000 yrs. old. What do you think?
I think you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking you head up a steers ass, but wouldn't you rather take your butchers word for it?
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Why would most people make very poor lawyers?
Because most people have a conscience!
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Does your birthday suit make you look fat? What country are you from?
No! The extra 10lbs. I carry around with me does. USA.
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What do you think is the reason youth in America have lost interest in reading? List as many reasons you feel are the cause.
Because books aren't written in "Texting" style.
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Why did Rhett Butler on Gone with the Wind love Scarlett so much?
I don't give a DAMN!
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Snould people who aren't citizens ever be allowed to vote?
No! It would be anarchy!
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Hey guys...what sort of butt do you prefer? Flat...tiny...round...muscley...firm....shapely?
I like big buts and I cannot lie!!!
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What affects do dust storms have on our health?
If you live in the central valley in California you can get valley fever.
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I am 20 my bf 23, we both have decent jobs and I am almost out of college. We have been dating for going on 8 months, now he wants to have a baby what should I do?
Aren't you suppose to get a dog or something first and see how it works out? Wait until you're out of school and married.
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What crime do you have to commit to stay in prison for about 6 months?
Are you trying a new thing to wait out the bad economy?
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If i asked you to name one MLB professional baseball player, who comes to mind first?
Bucky Dent!!!! I don't really follow baseball at all, but I know people who do and that name is so silly that I will never forget it.
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What is the biggest fish you have ever caught!
75# Pacific Halibut. It was yummy!!!:P
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What was your favorite vehicle ever?
MY FJ!
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My new husband hit my child...he feels he has a right...I am outraged and ready to leave him. Am I wrong?
Why did he hit your child? Was it abuse or something done to correct bad behavior? (there is a big difference).
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Is there a advanced civilization once settled on Earth from outer space?
Advanced? The answer seems to obvious from all the archaic shenanigans going on in this world.
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Why do Americans seem to have a limited knowledge of world geography and world affairs?
Sadly I have to half agree with this presumption, since I have met many of these individuals throughout my life.
I think there are too many distractions in most of their lives to begin to even educate themselves about what's going on in our own country let alone the rest of the world.
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How do you feel about Obama's comment to the Turkish politicos? He claimed, "We do not consider ourselves a Christian nation." Instead, he said, "We are a nation of citizens", essentially assigning fealty to 'the state' over fealty to God.
It's kinda nice to hear someone point out the obvious from time to time. Even someone as thickheaded as Bill O'Reilly would not argue whether or not we are a secular nation.
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I think that she would be a good spokesperson for breast augmentation surgery. What do you think?
I think some perv. has photo shop and is really bored.
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I am a daily heroin user, and have to take a urine test and am worried. Is there any way of getting through this? Honestly. No B.S>
You could try to tell them you're addicted to poppy seed bagels, and consume about 100 a day, but I don't think they'll buy it.
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If you owned a sushi restaurant what would you name it?
Haiku Goldfish
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Besides a vehicle, what was the last object you touched that was outside?
BBQ:P
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Are parents responsible if their children regularly don't go to school?
Sounds more like irresponsible.
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What keeps you upbeat and positive when things are always going bad?
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
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Is it true that you can camp in your own bedroom?
Sure, just take extra precautions when having a campfire:)
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What's something you could do when you were a child that you can't do now?
Nurse in public.
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How do you sleep with your lover?
spooning leads to forking!
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I have a friend who looks just like Mr. Clean. Who does your friend resemble?
Colonel Sanders
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What are some sweet things you can say to a girl or maybe whisper into her ears?
Sure, I'll take you to Tiffanys.
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I hate where I live. I can't stand most of the people. I am bitter and unmotivated.
Dude.... Move! Life is way too short to spend bitter and unmotivated. I put 3000 miles between me and a place I felt like that about. And am doing much better now.
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How many types of trees can you identify?
Just about any. (Retired Landscaper)
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Men what do you find repulsive in women?
Conceitedness
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I got a under 21 consumption. I'm a 20 year old male. The police officer didnt sign my ticket with his name or badge number and didn't write down what i blew..is there any way the ticket is voided?
It's more than likely an "invalid" ticket. Proper procedures need to be followed by a arresting officer if they expect things to hold up in court, and if not followed it's their problem.
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My bf punched me and I woke up in hospital unconscious, black eye, massively swollen head I've been with him for 2 years he's in the navy he's strong and always rough with me ... He cried he was so sorry I tried breaking up with him but he pulled me in.
So he's an asshole bully and you have low self esteem.
I'll never understand why someone would want to hang out with someone that will more that likely kill them someday, but hey it's a free world right!!?
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Whats that book about?
I'm studying for my contractors exam. And how in the hell did you know I was reading a book!!!!!?
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Did the vikings discover america?
Of course they did.
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...what do you do with your spare change?...
Spare change? What the hell is that?
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Do you think im pretty?
Pretty cute!
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What Fishes have excess mercury and are unhealthy?
Some farmed Salmon have pretty elevated levels.
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The Health Care reforms proposed by Obama have a start time of 2013. So why the rush to pass it this year ? Why do they fear implementing reforms next year?
Not really sure if their rushing to pass anything. This has been in debate for over 20yrs.
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When is the last time someone held open a door for you?..
It must have been a while back because I can't remember.
I'm usually the one who holds the door open, even if a person is about 20ft. away
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What is the difference between southwestern fence lizard and a plateau fence lizard?
The southwestern fence lizard enjoys his Corona with a lime, while the Plateau fence lizard is strictly a Coors drinker.:)
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If a person goes to prison and was about to received a settlement can a lawyer hold on to the the settlement until i am released
Not unless you owe them money.
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What's the most offensive movie you've ever watched?
Borat
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What Not to Say to a Cop?
No! You put your f%$^%$ hands up!:o
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How do actual Nazis feel when presidents Bush or Obama have been called or likened to Nazis?
I imagine it makes them pretty upset to hear the blatant disregard people have for them in using the "N" word!:)
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What is an example of a NOUN, that smells bad?
Cowpie
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Marijuana is the answer; What was the question?
HUH?
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What has cream inside?
An Orange creamsicle.
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If Obama were gay who would he make a "cute couple" with?
Either the artist formerly known as "Prince" or Will Smith.
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Do you think a girl that wears small revealing tops is sexy?
Not if it's revealing stretch marks:o!
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After Clinton, Bush & now During Obama is it good to have an out of power President to provide us with Grid-lock so they can not acheive their goals?
I thought that's what Congress meant:)
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Do you think our whole country(USA) needs classes on anger management?
No. Just manners. I don't think teachers are allowed to teach them in school anymore. And I don't think parents care or spend enough time with their kids to teach them.
Next time you're out and about observe kids behavior, I would have gotten the crap kicked out of me for some of the things these kids do. Alot of older kids and adults obviously need a refresher course too.
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Gertrude Stein once said about Philadelphia( I think it was about Philadelphia).."there is no there there". Is there any place/person that fits that description of "there is no there there for you?"
New Jersey!
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My dog goes outside & in 2 minutes wants to come back in. He does this for several hours a day. Why? Anxiety?
Maybe it's kinda like the opening the refrigerator repeatedly thing hoping to find something different equivalent for a dog;)
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I believe most of us truly know the difference between right and wrong, truth and lies, kindness and unkindness. Why do some of us choose wrong, lies and unkindness?
Some people have no moral compass whatsoever.
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Why is there a question mark at the end of this question and what is this question asking?
48!
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Were you almost named something else? What was it?
Jessica. Turns out it was not a good name for a boy.
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Can you name a place where you should probably turn your cell phone off?
In line at the grocery store, or any store for that matter when dealing with the checkout clerk!
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Would human meat be considered organic?
I suppose, if they eat organically.
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How does Eddie Murphy keep making movies?
The real question should be "why?".
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What's one of your parents' favorite quotes?
Mom:
You can't expect people to act the way you want them to.
Dad:
If your gonna play be prepared to pay.( birds and bees speech )
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I am having a extracorporal shock wave lithrotripsy due to a kidney stone left in my kidney after kidney stone removal surgery. The doctor does not want to re-enter the prior surgery site. Are there any other options besides this barbaric procedure?
Ouch! Been there done that. If medication does not work to break down your particular type of stones, (which in my case it doesn't), you may have no choice.
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If you could ask Hitler a question, what would it be?
I said "Bite the curb!!!" Are you f$%#$# deaf?!!!!
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Can a property manager charge you for carpet replacement after 2 yrs of residency?
It all depends on the condition it was in when you moved in, how long it had been installed before you moved in, and what condition it was in when you left.
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Am I crazy, or do more and more people seem nuts?
You're crazy, I'm nuts and the whole freakin world is insane!!!!!!!!
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Why would someone name a lake, Lake Pond...?
So they know where they're at!
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The FDA is about to pass a law that says that tylenol will no longer be allowed to be OTC--prescription only & that all pain meds for home use will not be allowed? How will this affect people?
I suppose we'll all have to go back to growing our own drugs!
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What is habitat destruction?
If I were to take a bulldozer to your house for example, it would "destroy your habitat".
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How do you feel about Kanye West's interruption at last night's Mtv awards show? (video inside)
I think being tied down to the stage while Taylor Swift kicks him in the jewels in front of the whole world would be too nice for a douche like this.
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What does your Church say, God looks like? Can you describe Him?
If I went to church, and believed in God I think maybe he would look like the rock -n- roll version of Jesus only with white hair and a white beard.
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What should i charge for several 8 inch gold fish in perfect health? Any ideas?
$5.99 a pound.
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What are the health benefits of drinking your own urine?
Water conservation!
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If a Brit is eating a "faggot", are they eating a traditional UK kind of meatball dish or a homosexual? Get educated before you DR me. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28food%29
At first I thought that was slang for cigarette then I remembered that's "Fag". What strange slang we have for things.
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What is something that could cause someone 'frustration'?
A rubics cube
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How big of problem is the U.S really in and do you think it will be worst then the Great Depression?
I believe it is all a matter of perspective. I've been laid-off since May and to me things look pretty bad. Unless the job market starts to recover fast we may be seeing numbers of unemployed like there were during the depression, but I don't think things will look as bad as they did then because we didn't have unemployment insurance back then. I couldn't imagine how things...
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Will the stock market crash soon?
Uh, I think it already did.
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Do guns kill people or do people kill people? (not leaning to either side)
True statement! But in reality it's not the guns, It's the bullets! Unless of course you pistol whip someone to death. But this action also requires the actions of an individual.
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Have you ever been chased by a dog? Did you get away?
A long time ago me and a buddy of mine were walking down the street blazed out of our mind when a German Shepard jumped over the fence and started to chase us. I think we made it about 60 feet when I turned, grabbed my friend and held him in front of me. He yelled at the dog to go home and it turned tail and ran. I still kinda feel bad about that. But I wasn't about to get bit.
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When is talk cheap?
When you're only offered a penny for your thoughts!
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What is your favorite film that has a title of just one word?
JAWS!
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What's the best method to handle a fight with your significant other? Do you agree with making up before going to bed? Or do you need to sleep on it?
Angry makeup sex is nice sometimes!)
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What is a "certified used car" and why did the Kia salesman tell me that only Kia certifies used cars?
The Kia salesman told you that to make you feel better about buying one. He's a liar! just about every dealership certifies their own cars.
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...what is one habit you have changed or modified since the recession?...
Spending Habits. I have no money to spend anymore.
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We always here about the bad things crystal meth does, what about the good things it does for you?
I've heard that it can really be helpful when you're cleaning;P
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If a man and women have a one night stand, the women gets pregnant and decides to keep the baby. What should the man do?
It seems only right to be responsible for irresponsible behavior.
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What do teenage guys honestly look for and want from a girl? What makes you like a certain girl?
Sex! That's it, plain and simple. Doesn't really matter with who.
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Why is faith better than skepticism?
Faith without a bit of healthy skepticism is blind!!!
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You wake up after a good nights sleep, turn to your side and there's a dead hooker lying next to you,what do you do next?
Ok, first you have to tear off the shower curtain and lay it on the floor so when you cut up the body to stuff it in the suitcase you don't have a big mess to clean up. Take the suitcase...Hey forget this, I'm not letting anyone in on my secrets!!!!
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Yalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll...lllll
6x-8x+2y-3y+5x-4y=6x-8x+5x+2y-3y-4y
=(6-8+5)x+(2-3-4)y
=3x+(-5)y
=3x-5y
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Do you ever have a problem finding something you are looking for?
Yes, it's always in the last place I look!)
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Whts da gt blue n otha stuff?, n put da pee n place fo? yallllll!?
WTF! Did you just have a stroke or something?
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Do you think light-skinned black people,have it easier than dark-skinned black people?
I do not understand why anyone would have it easier than anyone else because of the amount of Melanin they have.
This may piss some people off but one could argue that it's tough to be a white person these days.
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My son just began serving a 8yr prison sentence for rape,he says porno made him do it.Do you think porno causes rape or other crimes.
Who is this "Porno"? And why is he not serving a sentence for being an accessory?
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Millions of years ago, there were terrestrial arthropods as big as alligators, so why are the arthropods of today so small?
The Answer lies in the amount of oxygen in the atmosphere. Back then there was a higher concentration of oxygen which allowed them to grow to enormous sizes.
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What do you want? why?
A job! Well not really but a paycheck would be nice.
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I am replacing struts (front) on a 2003 vw beetle. there are no bolts on the tower except the strut bolt. Does the spring have to be compressed before removal of the strut from the vehicle?
Yes, if you do not compress the spring it could shoot out and smack the hell out of you.
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Do you think obama can really take away our gun rights revoke our 2nd amendment with the help of the democratic senate
NO!
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Children learn by watching their parents, right? What is one thing a child might learn from their parent (s) that they probably shouldn't be doing?
%$#!&%(!*(*&!&^$&!#&!&@&%%#!!!!! I watched my dad work on the car alot when I was a kid and learned more swearwords that anything.
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What should beginners know before going skiing?
HOW TO STOP! I never took any lessons. My loving brother took me right to the top of the mountain. After wiping out trying to get off the chair lift we started down the trail. He forgot to show me how to stop! It was not a pretty sight when we got to the bottom.
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Have you ever stolen hotel amenities?
Taken, never stolen. Towels, robes and such are usually property of the hotel and you can get charged for them. All the other stuff is complementary.
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What could I do that would really freak you out?
Stand on an overpass and throw a bushel of puppies into highway traffic.
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What is a food you like to eat raw?
Tuna!!!!!
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Marijuana has been proven to have medical benefits, can provide 4 times as much paper as trees, can be used as a food source, along with being used for clothing. Why are so many people ignoring that marijuana has uses other than re
You are obviously confusing Marijuana with Hemp.
And Hemp can be used for all of these things and more, the problem is that all the chemical companies have too much lobbying power. And then there's the evil twin thing ( Marijuana ) too. The big Pharmacy corps. have way too much at stake and money to lose to let it become legal. Even though some states have already allowed medicinal purposes.
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Think of a famous Movie and replace one of the words with Sausage...? :)
Blazing Sausage!
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I am 15 years old and I've been stuck at 160 lbs bench press for a year now. What can I do to increase this weight?
Put more weights on your bar!)
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I want to crash my car, what should i crash it into?
A fruit stand full of watermelons! Always looks funny cool in the movies!
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When is it ok to shoot a gun if you are mad?
After you get done cleaning your buddies brains off your sights!
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Does it piss you off when wind messes up your hair?
Well you know what they say......
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I love pain, do you? if you dont know will you like to find out?
I'd thought you'd never ask!hehehehhe!
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What's the best cake ever ? and no biscuits allowed !
Cheese Cake!!!!!
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What is your favorite Van Halen song?
Ice Cream man!
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Despite today marking the 9/11 anniversary, have you laughed today?
Yes!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgXvR97Wk6g
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Guys, have you seen the new "laundry care labels?" What do you think of them? Aren't they helpful? [Click the link below this question, to see one.]
I think my wife may have had something to do with that label. She hates it when I do laundry. Not that I've ever screwed anything up and somehow managed to have clean clothes for the thirty years prior. She's just silly like that, I think in some sick way it's a form therapy for her.
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A lot has changed since i was a kid (in the early 90's) When did it evolve to this? (see video, notice the adults)
Holy S***!!! How come my preschool wasn't like this?!!
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What music or song do you listen to when you re feeling down?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYlAwvz8uwc
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How does this look as an incident?
Glad I'm not that officer;)
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Can I get in trouble for having contact with someone police is looking for? They haven't came to me yet. Can they question me at my job? Do I have to answer questions about the persons whereabouts? Is it easy for them to subpeona me for questioning?
If you lie to the police and they find out, I'm sure they'll go out of their way to make things as miserable as they can for you. They do not enjoy being lied to.
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I am 16 and a single mother of two with one on the way with all different dads. what do you think of me? any comments?
Stop! Just stop! They canceled the Jerry Springer show a long time ago.
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If I say " rubber gloves." what comes to mind?
This.
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In my boyfriend's cell phone outbox I found the message "What are you doing tonight? I would really like to see you around 9. Kisses." Is this crossing the line for his female friend to say?
With messages like that it sounds like you guys are pretty much about done. Besides, you would have had no reason to check his phone if you did not sense something was going on. You will never find yourself able to trust him again. Nor will he trust you for getting into his cellphone messages.
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What do you think happens to us when we die?
We get eaten by worms.
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What's the worst?
Sliding off a twelve foot razorblade into a barrel of rubbing alcohol.
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I locked the keys in my car with the convertible top down, Its starting to rain, What do I do?
Good one! You already got a few!
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Who do you think of when you listen to this song ? (thank you)
Thanks! Haven't heard that one in a long time, brings me way back to High school sweetheart days.
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Glenn Beck,“And when I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, "Oh shut up!" I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining. And we did our best for them.” Is he an ass?
He's not an ass, he suffers from paranoid delusions and is in dire need of medication. Maybe a lobotomy. I almost feel sorry for him, kinda in the way I feel sorry for a person walking down the street with tin-foil on their head carrying a microwave, yelling and shaking their fist at the sky.
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Whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend says "Somebody has to go potty" Whenever I go into the kitchen, he says "Somebody is hungry" Whenever I start getting ready for bed, he says "Somebody is getting sleepy" How can I get him to stop?
Kick him in the balls, And while he's writhing in pain on the ground, say "Somebody is having a hard time breathing".
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Why cant men wash down kitchen countertops?
It's not that they can't, it's because they train their woman to take care of it for them!
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Was it stupid of the USA just to have a few experts? To this end all you have to do to change reality is have one die, why did we let our self's become so stupid? How can you verify if they are correct?
Reality can never change, because it is the only real truth. And most experts are usually self proclaimed.
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If Jesus were alive today would he wear a "What Would Jesus Do?" wrist band?
Jesus would probably be pretty pissed if he was alive today.
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What if you woke up 20 years younger?
Cool a do-over! Stay in school kids!