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who do people pick thier nose, not including itches? Because it is a lot less painful then stabbing their noses...

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When was it that Sacagawea died? At the end of her life...

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Do any atheists secretly believe in God? Yes, but it is not God... It is god... The belief in that there is something greater than you is a belief in a god... Yes, Science can be a god... It is all a matter of definition...

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What's your best tasting healthy meal today? Strawberry, blueberry & Banana smoothie from Jamba Juice...

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Without looking at the sky, how can you tell it's about to rain? Arthritis... When I was in Jr. High I always thought my PE teacher was kidding... But after years of physical comedy and stunts in theatre, my knees now feel the rain comming...

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In what way are some women stupid? They put up with boys...

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Thought-provoking word? Waboo... That looks thought-provoking...

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will u be on AB in 10 years ? Yup...

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Do you believe the Earth was created in seven days? No, I believe God did it in 6 days...

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What is your favorite quote from a television commercial? He can tune a Maraca...

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My 9yo son's friends got busted smoking pot. Do I drug test my son just in case? Depends... Was your child alone with them before they got caught? If not, then I would not bother, but ask him questions to determine what he knows... DO NOT ask him questions that would give him information, that will just increase curiosity... Just answer what he thinks he knows... If yes, then do it... But be sure to explain to him the trust factor and his choice in friends... Because...

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Which is more important: nature or nurture? Well, that question comes with a depends... Nature is who we are, and we cannot change that... So if we are the person/child, then nature, and the discovery of it, should be the most important... Nurture is our, and the environment we provide, effect on a person/child... So if we are the provider/leader/care-giver/etc..., how we influence/guide/etc... should be the most important...

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We're travelling in ____________ . A yellow submarine...

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Would you vote for a President who promised to nuke Somalia? I will vote for a President with the conviction to stand up for what our country believes in...

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What outside game did you play the most as a kid ? It is all about 4-square... Then kickball...

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You win______________? a brand new car!!! I miss Rod Roddy...

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Do you like listening to other people? Are you good at it? I am very good at listening to other people... It is one of the things I like most about this site... Because if you sit back and actually listen/read what other people say before you speak/type, you tend to sound a lot smarter... That is what I believe and practice anyway...

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What is John's last name ? Mr. da Baptist...

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Do we know the laws of physics to be consistent throughout the universe from macro level to micro level? Yes, otherwise they would not be laws...

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Do you believe that clothes are unnatural, and human beings were meant to be nude? No and yes... I do not believe that clothes are unnatural, seeing as they are made from things in nature (well, except for Nylon, etc...)... However, I do believe that human beings were meant to be naked, seeing as that is why we are covered with hair and have the ability to sweat to moderate our internal temperture... Clothing, impedes that process...

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Can you catch a RABBIT by hiding behind a tree and imitating the mating call of a wild carrot? The answer is yes... But you need to do me one favor first... What is the mating call of a wild carrot? If you teach it to me, I will be glad to do it...

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Experience ___________ at least once in your lifetime? Experience filling in the blank at least once in your lifetime.

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Should Nigeria be nuked to end email scams? No, because I doubt any of those scams are emmenating from Nigeria...

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Should it be legal to kill someone in real life if they scam you in an online video game? No, but you should consider suicide if this really impacted your life that much... Just kidding... Seriously tho, get help!

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What goes good with a sandwich? Chips, soda, and soup...

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Up until at least 1928 (Harp Of God) Jehovah witnesses taught that Jesus died on a Roman Cross. What caused the change to a torture stake? It is amazing the difference a little word can make... That is the base philosiphy for most religions (J.W.'s included) to twist the Scriptures to fit their beliefs... Now why would someone do that? Read Genesis 3... "Yeah, hath God said..." Satan's desire is to cause doubt, not about the big things, oh no, we would resist that, but with the little things... Because little things add up...

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When did the Indians come to America? I do not know about when, but I have a good answer for how... They sailed... No Bering Strait argument is needed... They had a large source of timber (Spain, France, Mediteranian Coast), a model (Noah's Ark), and a driving force to leave (God's seperating at the Tower of Babel)... As far as when goes... Sometime after Babel, but before 1492...

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what is Predestination? Is predestination Scriptural? Predestination is a Scriptual teaching that God, who is omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent, etc... will conform to the image of His Son those who in the future will have chosen Him as their Savior of their own free will... Simple order of events... God knows Bob will choose Him, Bob chooses God, God conforms Bob to the image of His Son...

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What if you met Tim Curry? I would swoon.... He, along with Harrison Ford and Bruce Willis, is my man-crush... He was a killer clown, a muppet pirate, incarcerated in a blueberry, a fat smart guy, the butler who actually did it, the list goes on and on...

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What is your God-given talent or gift? I believe that God has given me the talent of being able to simplify things and explain them to people in an undeerstandable manner... Which is why I chose to go into science... I always have loved understanding new things and then sharing them with others... I believe that God has given me the gift of support... I have always excelled at being the number two man... I do not need to be the...

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Has Atheism or Agnosticism ever been shoved down your throat? If so, how? I graduated from U.C. Berkeley in 2001 with a BS in Environmental Studies... Everyday for 4 years...

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Would you ever lecture your children for getting advice from "godless people"? If so, why? No... I would only lecture them if they got advice from someone who is not qualified to give them that advice...

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If you are easily disappointed is it wise to be a pessimist? There is no correct answer here... A No means that you would be a pretty depressing optomist, and a Yes means that you would be a pretty excited pessimist...

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Im so over_____________? the rainbow?

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Who's your favourite naval hero? Major Lint... Sorry, I am having a punny day...

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Is knowledge of God rational? That depends on the definitions of "knowledge" and "rational"... Knowledge = Does that mean you understand God, or that you acknowledge the existence? Rational = Does that mean it is the societal accepted position, or that you are looking for justification? The English language can be quirky sometimes, but to answer your question, I believe the answer to be yes because having the ability to...

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Plotting is always negative/destructive isn't it? Whoever plotted something wonderful? That would be planning, not plotting, wouldn't it? My brother's and I are plotting to embarass our mother on her birthday this year because it is on the Saturday before Mother's Day, and then we will be making up to her the next day...

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If you only had two words to say as your last words to leave the world with, what would they be? Wait, what?

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Can someone really claim to be once saved, always saved? Yes... One only would need to ask themselves the following logical question... "If I could lose my salvation, who did the saving in the first place?" If the answer is "myself" than Christ did not do the saving and therefore it would not have been eternal, because eternal salvation is through Christ (John 3 & Eph. 2)... If the answer is Christ, then you are saying that you are more...

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What is your favorite thing to buy at Bath & Body Works? There is this shampoo there that I really like...

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If I had a hammer, I'd _______. M. C.

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Will you fly away on vacation this year or take other means of travel? I actually just booked tickets to fly to Vegas for my first time ever...

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Who go boom-boom? People with deeper voices than the ones that go "bang-bang"...

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Do you have that "dreading Monday" feeling yet? Nope... I personally cannot wait for Monday... My weekends tend to be much more active than the week... Monday through Friday I teach... Friday night - Sunday, I am referring baseball, basketball, soccer, etc... games, keeping the teens at my church busy with getting them to their various activities... Just to name a few things that I pack into my weekend...

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Do rich people have more friends than poor people? Now that would depend on the definition of friend... But I think on the whole, that rich people have more of associates than friends...

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Many a prophets I read spoke truth. Why do so many fight that of which Joseph Smith gave testimony ? Same reason anybody argues or disputes any other prophet... There refusal to be open-minded about anybody else, or they are stubborn-infused egomaniacs who think they know to much to believe or have their own thoughts questioned...

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If "Death" shows up at the door, what will you say? Depends on the time of day... "Good morning!" or "Good afternoon!" or "Good evening!" or "For heaven's sake, do you know what time of the night it is?"

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If you had to sum up God's message to us in a three word sentence, what would it be? Love Ya, God...

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What DONT you have in common with any of your siblings?That you wished you had? Sadly... A father... 6 kids, 6 dads...

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I am Russian, my boyfriend is Mexican. We want to get married, can we do it in Mexico, and how can I become a Mexican citizen? You can ask the approximately 22% of the California population, I think they would probably be glad to trade spots...

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Have you ever gone to a youth group? If so, what was it like for you? I was in cub scouts and boy scouts... Does that count as a youth group? Also, I was on several little league teams, the volleyball team, and soccer teams as well... Those are all youth groups, and I would say that they all had a positive effect on turning me into the person I am today...

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Do you believe the Bible is without error? why, why not? It would depend on your definition of Bible... The Bible as it stands today is riddled with errors because it is NOT the inspired word of God... God inspired in Greek, Aramaic, and Hebrew... Not in English and as any translator will tell you, words do sometimes lose meaning in translation... And if you change a meaning, no matter how insignificant it may seem, you could cause an...

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What are you a Master of ? I apologize in advance for my answer... What am I a master of? Bastian...

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Looks like a ______ to me. ? fill-in-the-blank question

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Are guns allowed in Your home? Yes, that would be awkward having to leave my biceps outside everyday...

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Are you relieved to know that finally a company is responding to the need for weapons that are effective against zombies? That is a relief, and do they sell treadmills? Someone sent me this link to a picture of a house surrounded by treadmills... It was anti-zombie protection level genius...

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Why is it that big girls always seem to wear low cut clothing ? 1. Self-esteem issues... 2. Less constriction on larger parts... 3. They just like that design... Besides, if it makes them happy, why should we question what they wear... They have as much right to wear whatever they want, as we do to close our eyes...

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When you moved last did you enjoy driving the moving truck? Why yes I did...

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What do you usually do while waiting for the rain? Enjoy the sun... Of course, I can never think of a time I have ever had the thought, "Man, when will it rain?"

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Do you enjoy wearing hot lingerie? Why or why not? I am male... Recently a lady friend of mine for over 25 years and I have done what everybody thought we should have done a long time ago... Actually date each other... Anyway, that leads to lots of weird stuff between us because we already know each other so well... So now to answer your question... One time, I enjoyed wearing her lingerie fresh and toasty from the dryer... But that was...

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Can you count 123's backwards? ummm... 3 2 1?

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Is the best thing about being dead is you don't know you are so why fret over what you will never have knowledge of? I like your question... I do not have an answer, but I did want to give your question a thumbs up... I like the way you think...

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If we all believed in God, would the world be better? Nope... Because we all do believe in "god", we just define "she/him/it" differently... So the world would not be better, it would be the same...

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Did your electric bill come in the mail yet? Nope... Solar Energy Baby...

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Guys when your girlfriend wants to gossip or says she wants to talk what do you usually do and say? It depends... If she wants to gossip, I say I want to invite the person she wants to gossip about over and possibly have a three way because both ideas are dirty, so why not do them at the same time... If she wants to talk, then I say what about? If it is meaningful, thought-provoking, or at least mildly-entertaining, let us go for it... If it is mindless drivel, like did I see the shoes...

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What kind of underwear do you like? For yourself, others, etc. I prefer the kind I wear... Thanks for asking...

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Would girls wear a tanktop and no bra or outer shirt in public? I teach 6th graders, and some of the things these girls are wearing now... I think I should just end the sentence there...

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Math can really___ the brain? destroy Oh, I thought that said Meth... develop Wow, who knew how opposite one letter can make something...

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Will racial profiling ever end? Quick answer, no... Longer answer, still no... Explanation for answer, No, because if it did statistic peoples would be out of a job, Democrats would be out of office, and Comedians would have to actually go back to being funny...

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Richard Dawkins asks: "Is Religion Child Abuse?" I believe that any parent who does not teach their child some standard or set of morals is abusing their child and setting them up for failure... Now most religions provide this... However, the faults come when the parent never lets the child actually think for themselves... P--"This is right" C-- "Why?" P-- "Because I said so." is fine when they are little and not able to fully develop...

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What are things you like to do alone? Solitaire...

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How do you handle a frigidly cold toilet seat? Personally I prefer it to be cold... Because if it was hot, that most likely means someone very recently just had an extended stay a short while ago... And that thought just frightens me...

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Do Muslims and Jews, as Christians do, have a controversy between Creationism and Evolution? I have never heard about that. I have often wondered the same thing myself...

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How does creation science explain Pando, the oldest living tree with an estimated age of 80,000 years? At the risk of sounding redundant... 2 possibilities... A. When God created, He created in maturity... Meaning He did not only just create the acorn, but also the mighty oak... He created a thriving, functioning ecosystem... B. Traditional argumentation with the predominately circular reasoning of most dating systems...

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Are you left handed or right handed, when you write? I do not believe the ten percent figure is accurate, do you? I have the unfortunate privilege of being left-handed in a private pre-school... I would pick up my crayon/pencil to color/write/draw and the teacher would "correct" me and play it in my right... I would try, but as soon as she walked away I would switch to my left, but then she would catch me and I got a quick ruler-to-the-knuckle-swat and I would switch back to the right... I learned to...

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Did you end up finding someone better? Nope, not yet...

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Will you hold the camera for me next time? Only if I get to be in the picture too...

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Will it kill you to eat deviled eggs and angel food cake together? No... I liken this question to something that is devilishly "good"...

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What did girls look like in 12,500 D.E? At the risk of sounding ignorant, what is D.E.?

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In a chatroom, when someone's username is "Frrpton," what are your thoughts? Alien...

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Are we done talking? I think we need to start first...

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Can I borrow your shoes? To the boots I said yes... As far as my shoes go... Sorry, but no...

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My lover just referenced an unspeakable moment from 34 years ago & I feel distress. I never bring these things up. What should I do? Take the high road... If there is one in the situation... If not, then there must be a reason your "lover" brought up the moment... If it is because of something drastic, then maybe it is time to reconcile/solve the issue... If it is because your "lover" is being immature or a jerk, then I am free...

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Can I get you a phone number? Sure... What will it be?

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Shouldn't you be in the kitchen? I do not have an internet connection in there... Sorry...

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Are you on the run? Nope... Sitting, typing on Answerbag.com & watching the Warrior/Clipper game... Go Golden State...

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Can I borrow your boots? Sure... I live across the bridge from San Francisco... Are you nearby?

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Free your _______________________? Free your credit card number, experation date & the 3-digit number on the back...

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Why didn't Santa bring me a zoo? You probably did not ask for one...

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Do you know Santa is coming to town tonight? That would have been last night...

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There isnt anything that______________ cant fix ! ? There isn't anything that a good grammarian cannot fix...

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If you could snap your fingers and magically every illegal alien would be gone from the entire USA what do imagine would happen the next day? Our agriculture industry would collapse... As would our Conveinence Store & Hotel industries as well...

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What would happen to a man who took birth control pills? It would prevent his ovaries from fertalizing...

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Describe your mouth:-) in two words or less? Sucks good...

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theres a ho ho ho! isnt that your girl? Not mine... She says go go go...

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Is it still Christmas? Yes, for a little less than three hours here in the Pacific Time Zone...

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What bra size is considered big? Anything larger than my brother's...

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How did the fact that Hitler's blood was a toxic soup courtesy of his personal "physician" Dr. Morell affect Hitler's behaviour, and the war, or did it? I shall include in an answer a partial list of the chemicals Morell pumped into Hitler. Hitler was not a stupid man... If he was letting someone stick him full of chemicals, then that does not make what he did not his fault... You should know what someone is putting into/onto you... (e.g. Barry Bonds)...

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25-9 = ? 16 or 4 squared...

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What were the crimes of the evildoers who were executed alongside Jesus? The Bibles says they were theives...

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I'm superior to God. Do you feel that way? I do not feel that you are superior to God...

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My calves are_______________? My calves are the offspring of cows...

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Do you have time to be bored? Yes, I do... Then I come on to Answerbag.com to be entertained...

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What was Hitler's shoe size? 666

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Do you use Google as spell check? sea

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Which way is REALLY down? Down = the same direction as the pull of gravity... Up= the opposite direction as the pull of gravity... It is all relative like my Uncle Bill...

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Why are you for or against evolution? Please only answers based in logic and science Ring Species, The Gallapogos Island Ecosystem, Homosexuality (mentioning this one often gets people mad at me), the tendencies of Evolutionists to blur defintions (i.e. Natural Selection = Evolution) and the acknowledgement of the majority of the "evidence" is extrapolation of "facts" and unobservable (seeing as observation is part of the Scientific Process)...

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How many users will answer this question? I absolutely refuse to be part of some tomfoolery, where the only objective is to earn bragging rights to be the biggest anything... Now I recently caught this fish tho, it was...

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Which movie character would you like to have live next door? Indiana Jones...

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Could you pick at least 3 adjectives to describe yourself, using the 1st letter of your AB username? Terrific at Typing Tantamount on Theology and (my personal favorite) Titillating in Theatre

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Do you sweat? Yes... Now do you?

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What's your middle name? Robin... and yes, if you put two and two together you do get Winnie the Pooh (or Edward Bear if you are really in the know)... And being brown-haired and blue-eyed, it was cool in elementary school, but not so much in Jr. High and High School...

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I am going to elect a president of Antarctica. Who is interested in running? Me...

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When did the dinosaurs exist? Why are there footprints of them with humans? Ever hear of ape head they said was human? Not in textbooks! Their lie is still being taught. If you believe in Creation, the dinosaurs existed before Noah's flood (you see mention of them in Psalms and Job). Because of the destruction of the protective layer around the earth during the flood (the waters above came down) there was a significant increase in the amount of UV radiation and the larger land dwelling creatures died because of it... With the exception of circular reasoning...

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Why do Christians use the fist law of Thermodynamics to prove God exists? As I have stated many, many times before... God (or god in any shape or form) is a supernatural being... Since God (or god in any shape or form) is this way, God (or god in any shape or form) cannot be proven or disproven, or even, defined and explained by the physical laws that govern our natural world... To say, try, or do so, is idiotic by any person on either side of the issue...

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What is your favorite TV channel? And, what show do you like on that channel? Admittedly, I do enjoy G4... However, my television rarely comes off of GSN (Gameshow network)... Although I must admit, I do enjoy supernatural and the Amazing Race... Plus, to feed my inner-kid I watch ABC's Wipeout...

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If you could bring one person back to life in todays world, who would it be and why? Initial honest answer... Hitler... I'd like to personally kill him... Real Answer... Dr. Robert Fredricks... He is primarily the reason why I got into teaching... His love of history and the way he presented in class really inspired me... He would tell the stories of Ancient Greece, Rome, etc... from a first person perspective (and he looked old enough for that to be the case) and it...

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Why do authors' handwriting always seem so bad? I think it is because their hand gets tired... I know my handwriting gets progressively worse when I write a lot...

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When was the last time someone hung up on you? Eh hem... I must admit Mrs. Cleaver when I read this question from the listing page, I thought to myself why was this question not posted in the adult section... Please forgive me... Anyway, the last time I was hung up on was yesterday when I won an argument with my fiance... Yeah, she does not like losing, and I also must shamefully admit I enjoyed the victory...

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Do you bother god? The Bible says that, If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and cleanse us from all unrighteousness" Does that sound like someone that wants to be bothered? It does to me... P.S. I am thankful for it...

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Why can't God just make this place Heaven? Take away people's freedom to do evil and make everyone behave. No more suffering and no more Literally... For His honour and glory... True, God is glorified when we do right, but He is honoured when we choose to do right... Case in point, you never see angels in the Bible honouring God, they are always glorifying Him... They have no free will, the only thing they can do is obey... So if there is no evil, we do not have a choice... And if we do not have a choice, we cannot honour...

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Complete this sentence: There's nothing I hate more than ____________________. Fill in the blank questions... And honestly, if you asked me to name something I hate, one of the things I actually would have said is fill in the blank questions... I do not know why, but I have never liked them...

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Apparently women find smiling men less attractive. What do you think? Well I guess that explains everything in my life...

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When are generalisations unacceptable and when are they acceptable? Risking the chance of sounding too general (hehe)... Generalization is acceptable when it is correct, but when it is wrong it would be not acceptable...

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What's the first thing you think of when you realize you under appreciated someone or something? Literally? The first thing I think of was how I had underappreciated that person...

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Sleepless in .............? ( the Rocky Mt here) And you? the Bay Area of California...

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Why do guys prefer to get married to a virgin than a lady who is more experienced.And why do you find them more attractive? Forbidden fruit... Unconqured territory... These are the things that drive men to do the things that they do...

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What might make a great personal theme song for Sarah Palin? It is a medley... It starts with the theme from Rocky, then it slips right into Genie's "A Friend Like Me" and then it will end with Mankind's entrance music (The car crash, not the creepy one)...

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How long does middle age last? Is calling someone 50+ a grandpa or grandma an insult? Middle age is somewhere between young adult and old age... I do not think there is a definite time frame, but you can tell when you get there... As for question 2, I do not think so because it is understandable mistake...

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What comes to mind when I say "days of our lives"? 11,497... That's how many days I have been alive... Give or take 1,000,000...

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Can someone sue their own lawyer? Of course, this is America... What would America be without the ability to sue?

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What do you consider the most memorable advertising slogan of all time? Why? Where's the beef?

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Do you think it is bad manners when someone 'urinates' while speaking with you on the phone? I feel guilty...

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Is God religious? Or is religion just a path to God? If you are a certain religion is your God the same religion? Can God and religion be My own personal definition of religion that I have shared with many others is, "Religion is man's explanation of God and other supernatural events." So yes, religion is a path to God, but it can also be a path from God. A religion could be a guide-line, but if at any point, the religion says one thing, but offers no explanation, then it is time to question the belief... I do not believe God...

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Can you explain why watching two women kiss is so erotic? Well, like I teach my 5th and 6th grade boys in life class (the modern day terminology for sex ed) sometimes things just make your thing do things...

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Do you like JB? My fondest memory of Jack Black was in the movie "Jackal" when Bruce Willis (The Jackal) was testing out his new gun and told Jack to hold something and then Bruce Willis blew his hand off... It was one of the best pieces of acting on his behalf I have ever encountered... It was only topped with his cluelessness to the command from Bruce in the same movie when told to run and he was not quite...

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God is: You said it in the question... My answer is... God is

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Have you thanked the Lord for your rational and enquiring mind lately? I do everyday... For without my God (or Lord as it is phrased here) I would not have a mind... And before you people who are so firmly entrenched in your camps of Pro-God or Anti-God begin to smear my answer, please read the whole thing first... A rational mind is a mind that is focused and governed by a set a rules or laws that is accepted in a given society. A person who is rational is a...

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Does God really love everyone? My question-response to this has always been, and always will be... Have you ever allowed your child to do wrong to make a point? Have you ever allowed your child to be hurt so they can learn a lesson? My mother, saw me pledgerizing on a paper in high school one time... She did not say anything at the time, I turned the paper in the next day... About a week later, I got the paper back with...

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guys: what is your favorite kind of underwear on a girl? The kind I cannot see...

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_______+___________-__________x____________/__________=_________ 35 + 15 - 20 x 5/2 = 50

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Is there a single question that hasn't been asked in this forum lol??? I was about to say yes, the question is... Is there any questions that have not been asked yet? But then I realized, hey...

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What professional sports teams do you love to hate? I like the way Freedom00 answered it, so I will do it the same way... MLB: Los Angeles Dodgers NBA: Los Angeles Lakers (and I am not too happy with the Kings either, but they are moving to Aneheim anyway, so I do not really care about them anymore)... NFL: San Diego Chargers (and I also dislike the Oakland Raiders on the principals of morality)... NHL: Aneheim Ducks (always trying to...

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Not counting Facebook, which website is your favorite waste of time on the internet? I know this question is probably fishing for the answer "ANSWERBAG.COM", but you are not going to get that one from me... No sir... or ma'am... My answer is going to be gamefaqs.com or google.com... Mostly likely the answer is google tho...

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What would you like to splurge on? I think this is a private question that should have been posted in the adults only section... Wait, what is that? Oh... It said splurge... I thought it said... Err... nevermind... {ehem} I like banana splits...

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Why do they have tanning salons in Southern California? Because of the smog in LA, the tule fog of the central valley, and general cloud cover over all the other places, except for Santa Barbara of course (According to Psych {Awesome show} it is never covered there)...

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Are you good at "taking the hint"? Well, I do not know if I am or not... I have never taken a hint anywhere, so I do not know if I am good at it... Sorry that I could not have been much more help...

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Train of thoughts or chain of events? But never train of events, right? I had a train of events before... It involved a burrito truck, a long drive and a bathroom... Hehehe... Sorry...

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Men: Do you like being called "Sir"? Women: Do you like being called "Ma'am"? I do not enjoy it... But it is required of the kids... We view this as a minor, but important, part of training them to be ready for the workforce... We teach the students that the way they treat their teacher now, will be the same way that they will treat their boss later... School is practice for the workforce...

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I don't mean to be greedy, but besides money, I sure wish I had more _____________________!! I do not mean to be greedy, but besides money, I sure wish I had more of the following three things: 1. Time (in order to enjoy number two) 2. Friends (in order to enjoy number three) 3. Food (in order to enjoy number one)...

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What is the strangest place you've unexpectedly seen someone you know .... I have two stories... Story A... A bathroom... I'm kinda known around my circle of friends and students for wearing velcro shoes (because I am an incredibly clumsy person, I have given up on laces)... Well one day I was in San Francisco at a little restaraunt by Pier 39 (great clam chowder by the way) and while I was in the bathroom I heard a voice from the stall next to me say, "Mr....

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Have you had a wardrobe "malfunction" lately?? I am presently being forced to wear a pair of pants in which the button very recently popped off... I cannot go home for another 3 hours... Grr...

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Don't you have to show a picture identification to register to vote and also to do the actual voting? Not in California... Having been a poll worker (since I was 18... 31 now), and now an Inspector (for the last 3 years), the only time identification is needed is the first time a person actually votes in a new county... 2 examples are: A kid who just turns 18, the first time they go to vote (after remembering to register first). The other example is if a person switches the county that...

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Who will be the perfect actress to play a real life barbie between this actresses. I concur with one of my fellow answerbaggers here... Pam Anderson is also made of plastic...

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Is the United States Postal Service closed on Veterans Day? Yes, in honor of my birthday... Thanks for the shameless plug...

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How long after disconnecting a toaster do I have to wait before I can stick a fork in? I think the 10 second rule applies... You know the one about restarting a computer or fuse box... Turn it off, count to ten, turn back on... I usually use the 10 second rule when dealing with electronic devises... Of course, make sure the crevice you are inserting the fork is big enough to accomidate it...

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Did you know that May is Zombie Awareness month? I did not know that, but I will personally lead the campaign here in the SF Bay Area... Thanks for the heads up...

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Why women breast so big? Otherwise we probably would not notice them...

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if someone tells me i'm trippen, what's a good "funny" comeback i could use? help me out If you are gonna pay for it...

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OK, now's your chance! Can you tell me how talented you are? (please keep it PG!) I can _________________ better than anyone else!!! I can "FILL IN THE BLANK" better than anyone else... I can "THROW OUT COMPLETLY RANDOM ANSWERS" better than anyone else... And my personal favorite... I can "DO WHAT I CAN" better than anyone else...

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Are schoolyard bullies beneficial? Thanks for all the responses... This question was actually a response to two other converstations I have recently had, both in real life and here in the answerbag... My response: Yes, I find them beneficial... Harmful to be sure, but they serve a purpose... Just a little background... All throughout Elementary school I was the short fat kid, who read books, and sucked up to the teacher......

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So how white is your Christmas Day today? Please include your location, if you will... You do not have to, but it would be nice... It's gray and wet here in the SF Bay Area...

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Is there a contradition in you as to what you are and what you want to be ? I do not think it is as much of a contradiction, as either A: aspiration or B: Confusion... I shall explain... (Another good question, I like how you make me think...) As I see it a person can be at one of either two stages in their life... No I am not speaking about age or mental capabilities... I am talking about perspective outlooks on life... A: Aspiration... A person knows that they...

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What would you say to your nemesis if you met face to face? My brother responded to your question with the following statement... "Thou shalt heareth two noises. The first shalt be the sound of my fist hitting thine face. The second shalt be the sound of thy filthy carcass making contact with the ground." But that is much too violent for me... I would probably say, "I'm a Scorpio. Do the math!" and then walk away...

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So, you think you are a winner/loser ? Isn't this a dangerous thought ? As an educator, one of my basic educational philosiphy is that I am totally against this "self-esteem" movement the state is mandating (at the very least here in California) in the public school system... They even have as gone as far as saying that children are no longer aloud to pick their own teams on the yard anymore because, and I quote, "the children who are routinely picked last develop...

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How would you tell someone on AB that you love them and ask for their hand in marriage? I love you and I want to marry you? The important part is to put the question mark at the end... Because as we all know here at Answerbag, putting a question mark at the end of a declarative sentence makes it a question...

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Do you see that the spammers are bringing the older questions back up into the "Happening Now" queue?? I think it is always a grand thing to shed new light on old questions... Who knows? Opnions change, knowledge is gained and new people with different perspectives start to rummage through the bag all the time... So I think that yeah, it is good to re-hash old questions... However, I do not think that this benefit outweighs the annoyance of spammers...

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Would you prefer a gift that was bought rather than a gift that was made by your friend/relative? Option B seems the least likely to me... Options B shows a little more effort on the part of the buyer, people seem to like things that effort was put into creating... This leaves option A... The person used their skills (and sometimes they do not even have the skills) to create something unique for the receiver... Merry Christmas...

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What fascinates you more? If you would please, allow me to break down my answer... UFO's ... Even if life does exist on another planet, the nearest planet (Proxima Centari Alpha) is 4.2 lightyears away... Kinda far for just a trip... So even life does exist, I do not think that they'll be visiting anytime soon... Ghosts... I personally do not believe in ghosts... I believe that every paranormal "experience" can...

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Are you special? or no? I like this picture...

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Are you special? or no? You are special, meaning unique... Just like everyone else...

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I'm a minor and I got cited for driving without a license. What should I say in court? I am always a fan of admitting when you are wrong... If you walk in and are respectful to everyone, the judge could (and I emphasize could) be more lenient and more likely to listen to the whole situation. But if you go in with a negative and argumentative attitude, the judge is probably not gonna give you the time of day... It's human nature... Good luck and I'm sorry to hear you got into...

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can i press charges against my landlord for stealing electricity from my power box or outlets? I am confused... If he is your landlord, doesn't he already own it?

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What's a question for which the answer is 42? How high would you count if you counted one number every second for 42 seconds?

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anyone wanna go for a jog with me? i'd prefer if you were a dog. Sure... But are you in Pittsburg, PA (2562.73 miles from me) or Pittsburg, CA (29.91 miles from me)?

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Do you think go to school important? No, it is not important to go to school... What is important is to both constantly and consistantly increase your education... I personally know several people who dropped out of school after the 6th grade, because of difficulties, and are now successful people... This is true for them because they made the decision to not give up and to keep learning and trying... True, school is a place...

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What are some possible blog names including the word 'darkness'? Thank you in advance :) Light in the darkness

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IF the straight path is easiest, why do people take detours ? I shall derive my answer from Stephen Sondheim's Into the Woods... Little Red Riding Hood has a duet with the Big Bad Wolf... The song is about the BBW trying to get LRRH to stray from the straight path to Grandma's house (BBW: Wait, your missing all the flowers!), but LRRH resists at first (LRRH: Mother said, straight ahead. Don't delay or be misled!), but the persuasive BBW gets her to...

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What throws you off balance ? Since I live in California, I would have to say an "earthquake"... But not a small little 3 or 4.0 that would scare the tourists... But a healthy sized one like back in 89...

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I miss having my boyfriend's attention? It sounds as if your emotions are getting the better of you... Now I realize that I am probably the last guy on earth who should be giving dating advice, but I do deal with my teenagers at my church on a daily basis... The best advice I can always give them is to take a step back, clear your head, then ask yourself the following three questions... 1. If by doing this will it be beneficial...

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If a genie held out a bag to you and said reach in and keep what you grab, what would you hope to pull out and what do you think you'd really pull out? I would hope to pull out happiness... But I would really pull out wonder, because as I reached into the bag I would begin to wonder what happiness would look like...

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What is the greatest threat to organized religion? Itself... As much as I know that there will be several people who would post this answer as a joke... I post it seriously... The problem with organized religion isn't with the religion aspect, it's with the organizational aspect... As the old, but true, saying goes, "Power corrupts, and absolute power corrucpts absolutely." When someone organzies something a power heirarchy is...

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who will win the World Series in 2011? Your San Francsico Giants... Go Cali...

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are they any guys out there that are single I think the answer is no... My reasoning is this... There is an understood belief that every person has a doppleganger somewhere in the world... If this is true, then no, there are no "single" guys out there because there are multiple copies (hence the doppleganger)... Now, if the doppleganger theory isn't true, I would still say no, because a guy who seems "single" is probably too attached...

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Sprite, 7-up, or Sierra Mist? While the 7-up commercials may have been superior (I miss Orlando Jones), and while Sierra Mist may the new kid on the block (any reference to the late 80's early 90's instantly makes something awesome)... Sprite has withstood the test of time, from bad marketing to inferior taste, it is still around, and will always continue to be around which is why I chose it... It is the drink that takes...

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Where to get car insurance quote? If you live in California, hopefully in the Bay Area... You can get one from me and my father... We offer Farmers Insurance...

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If you read the complete dictionary, would you consider that you have read EVERY book written? I would consider it... That doesn't mean I did, but I would consider it...

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Can you complete this sentence? You're slower than ______________________. than the last 10 minutes of the last day of school...

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If You Were Donald Trump, What Would You Do? If I were Donald Trump, I would find a way not to be Donald Trump... Or at the very least, find a way to grow some hair...

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Put a little love in your heart, and the world will be a better place, for youuuuuuu and meeeeeee.... Agreed? Whenever I hear this line I always think of Bill Murray in the movie Scrooged... But yes, I do agree... It would be a better place...

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Griswald or Martha Steward Christmas ? Neither are totally realistic... So I would think that a good Christmas is a Christmas somewhere inbetween... But since you asked the either/or question, I have to answer... So let us look at the pros and cons... Griswald: (Pro) Family, decorations, animals, Chevy Chase... (Con) Family, decorations, animals, Randy Quaid... Martha Stewart: (Pro) Proffesionalism, fancy decorations,...

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If I can't sleep I get up and drink a hot cup of coffee. What do you do? If I cannot sleep, I watch a funny movie that I have seen a lot of times... Because I have already laughed at all the punchlines, the movie bores me and I usually fall asleep...

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Leo female and male scorpio Being a male scorpio I must admit that I am all too familiar with this situation... Well the part about being blammed for something that is out of your control... I must admit to being guilty for doing that... As far as resolution goes, what I think you should do is remind him of his devotion to his child (a real scorpio values loyalty and devotion above all else) and that "we" (although I...

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What is something you would NEVER hear Donald Trump say? I'm fired...

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In order to enjoy a happy ending...does the beginning have to be unhappy? No, I just watched Tangled last night, and the beginning was happy... I think that unhappiness in a story will make a happy ending more enjoyable though... There is just something fullfilling about knowing at the end of the story we get a happy ever after... I think Stephen Sondheim said it best in an interview concerning his Musical "Into the Woods"... "It's not home on one side, or the...

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James Bond vs The Three Stooges,who would win? Finally, it has been a while since a quality who would win question has been posted here... James Bond: (Pros) Martial Skills, Gizmos, Weapons, Cars, British Accent... (Cons) Falls for the girl, One man played by too many different men, Cocky... Three Stooges: (Pros) Indestructable, Timeless, Humorous, Creative... (Cons) Falls for anyone, Three seperate non-highly functioning brains, Spend...

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What would they call a toy figurine made in your image? A waste of time and money...

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OK everybody! Playtime's over!...back to the_________! crib...

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Which is fastest spreading six-letter word that one should ignore it? cancer

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What do you consider sin? What don't you consider sin? A sin is a violation of moral or state law...

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If you Google Google does it create a tear in the space time continuum? Never thought of doing that... But I'll go try and let you know... Unless of course if it does tear a hole in space/time I can't come back to you...

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I need a catchy name or acronym for a ghost hunting team. Help? GHOST Ghost Hunters of Southern Texas

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what would you do if you met justin bieber alone in a dark alley at 3:00 am? Share your answer...

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What's your favorite sport to watch? My real answer is beach volleyball, there is no more manly sport to watch... But out of those answers it's baseball...

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Things you’ll get sick of hearing? Regurgatation...

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what question is violence the answer to? What do the letters v, i, o, l, e, n, c, e spell?

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The longer _______ goes on, the worse it gets. an erection

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It took me a whole 11 months to finally realize ______ that a year has almost passed by...

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To what degree does your cyber-reputation resembles who you are in-person? My belief concerning several individuals on here is that those several people cannot possibly be as mean and bitter in real life as they are in this anonomus (sorry about the spelling) world... At least that is my hoping... It is amazing how more honest people can be, when no one can find out who they are... As for myself, this is nothing I have ever posted on here that I would not have...

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Phrases to break an awkwardly silent moment... ("So... We should start a fight club!") *Clap your hands* How about them _______(insert local sports team)______ !

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You meet an alien and want to give them a "starter kit" for earth life, what's in the starter kit? Honestly, I believe that every "starter kit" should have a condom...

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Dig you let the cat out the bag? I did, but if you want to where I put the cat, you need to leave several unmarked $100 bills beneath the doghouse by noon yesterday...

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What do you get tired of during the holiday season? Happy Holidays... Just say your particular holiday, you should not have to blanket your own traditions and beliefs because someone else's is different... If you do Christmas, say Merry Christmas... If you do Chaunakah, then say Happy Chaunakah... If you do Festivus, then say Happy Festivus... etc... I just get tired of all the PC... This is just another example of how we are teaching our...

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What is the term for the shortest distance between two points? A straight line... Unless you are on a sphere such as the earth... Then it is an arc... But I digress...

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if 4(3x-8)=25,what is 3x-10? 4(3x-8)=25 12x-32=25 12x=57 x=57/12 x= 4.75 Input 4.75 into 3x-10... 3(4.75)-10 = 14.25-10 = 4.25 4.25 is not one of the answers...

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can you tell me the answer to 1378 x 556 without a calculator? Yes... that is easy... Because one does not use a calculator to "tell" others... So let me type you the answer here so you can see it... 766,168...

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what is a situation in which you would use fractions to express a number less than one? Change for a dollar... i.e. 50 cents = 50/100...

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After 10 years of trying, I am finally able to bring ______ to a close. the ball closest door

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In what city are the streets on a Monopoly board located? Atlantic City (originally) although there are about a gazillion specialty versions...

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have you ever played tribond? and if so can you give me some? a fire at the circus a sleeping scout the million dollar question

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Fill in: You missed my ____________ answer...

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What is your personally favorite youtube video? Tetris God

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Do you think you’d be able to pose naked in the name of art? Yes, been there and have done that...

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i dont want to loose my ex? If she is your "ex" doesn't that mean you have already lost her? I think this question needs rephrasing...

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Will you stop laughing at me? How can one stop if one has never started?

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If you could participate in one game show of your choosing, which game show would you select? An Old Nickelodeon game show that was called Finders Keepers... It's where you got to tear a house apart looking for clues... Also, Legends of the Hidden Temple was pretty cool too because it had all those physical challenges too... But then that leads to my alltime favorite, and would still do today, Double Dare...

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Does anyone watch Billy The Exterminator on A&E? What do you think? I also have watched it, but got great difficulties with two conepts of the show... The first is "humane" "exterminator"... Aren't those two words mutally exclusive... How do you humanely exterminate something? He never kills anything, just "re-locates" it... Which usually means it ends up dying because you took it from its food supply and put it where it has to find a new one and it may...

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Are you a short sleeved shirt inside a long sleeved shirt or a long sleeved shirt inside a short sleeved shirt person? Short sleeves over a solid color long sleeve... Been this way since High school... Dunno why? I guess I succummed to the peer pressure and ended up liking it...

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is it okay to suck my teachers toe? Are you my student? If the answer is Yes to my question than the answer is no to yours... If the answer is No to my question than the answer is no (with one exception) to yours... The exception is that you have permission from my girlfriend...

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Have you ever met (a stranger) with the same first and last names as you?? Yes, I have had this distinct pleasure... I was in your neck of the woods actually, Illinois, and I checked into a hotel and when the guy told me that my wife was already there I had a distinctively puzzled look on my face... I told the guy that I did not have a wife and he told me that I did and that we were checked into one of the suites... After a few moments of assuring the guy that if...

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Where are you in the birth order of your siblings? # 1 of 6... 5 boys and 1 girl

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Can a born again person live a sin-free life as Jesus Christ did when He walked this earth? No, to be "born again" allows for you to participate in Christ's Redemptive Work on the Cross at Calvary... While we cannot ever be "perfect" while in this flesh, we can now please the Lord and ask for forgiveness for our tresspasses and sins... Before salvation there was no forgiveness...

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Why is it so difficult for Christians to accept evolution as fact? All of the evidence adds up, you cannot LITERALLY deny it. Read more: Because Evolution is a theory, not a fact... Every first year science student should know the difference... A fact is a piece of data, obtained through experimentation or observation... A theory is the best possible explanation of the accepted facts... So that for starters is why I do not accept Evolution as fact... Second, there are many parts to Evolutionary theory, which part are you...

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If Allah and God are One and the same, why do muslims and christians hate each other? With my comment on the answer in mind, here's my answer... I do not hate Muslims... The Bible tells me to love Muslims... and Jews, and Shintoist, and Buddhists, and tribal religions, and etc... Problems come through people with agendas... The more we rely on individuals to intepret the Bible for you, the longer those people get to perpetuate their agendas... Like it or not, we are all...

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Why do people kill others? Because you can only kill yourself once...

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How can you best describe yourself ???????? I cannot claim credit for the following statement, but I still believe it... I am an amalgamation of the personalities of the people who are my friends, my family, and other influencial people in my life...

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Is it un-American to object to a stranger with a badge feeling your junk at the airport? I believe it's un-American to be hiding anything near your junk... Too be honest, too many years of theatre and scouts have provided me with an "I don't really care about nudity and sexuality" attitude...

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I understand MY Boyfriend NOW, He can't help It or himself,It overwhelms him,It drives him, I know his type! So, the next natural question would be... Are you his type?

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How can I convince Lady Gaga to stop telepathically sodomizing me with her mind? I thought they did not allow questions with no answers on Answerbag... I mean, their isn't even a hypothetical answer...

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All rise!!! The _______________is here.. It's not the Judge coming in believe me... ladies from deal or no deal (are)

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What is the first thing you do once you know you are pregnant? Run for governorship of California... Oh wait, that's that other big guy...

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Life is just a bowl of _________________? years...

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How do you convince a politician to jump off the bridge? Tell them that the jerry-mandering redistricting commitee is meeting at the bottom of the ravine and that they are looking for suggestions for his/her district... Note: I'm from California...

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Christians: If you believe God is eternal, do you think it is crazy for me to believe the universe is eternal and had no creator? No, and here's why... It is impossible to prove or disprove either scientifically... So I cannot (and will not) ever call anyone crazy, or insult their beliefs... Although I do believe in the Creator, I am a scientist as well, and I realize that any real sane person, while they need not suscribe to the other view point, need to acknowledge the possibility of the other view point because of...

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If God is all love, why is there eternal punishment? God is not "all love," God is love... There is a difference... God is not "ALL love" because He is more than love... He is also just, holy, righteous, etc... And to answer your question, let me ask you a question... Are you loving your children if you always let them do whatever and not discipline them? Punishing your children for their wrong doings is loving (I understand that there are...

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whos a better fighter Jackie Chan... Drrr... Now if you added Jet Li then you would have a matter of actual debate... And I am glad you were thoughtful enough not to include Chuck Norris who, as we all know, is the instant answer to this particular question...

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Are Homeschooled Kids at a Disadvantage? I do not believe they are at a disadvantage... In fact, I plan on teaching my own children when I have them... Why? Kids in public schools (especially here in California) just are not getting all the opportunities to learn that they can... "But the social, but the social" is just the mantra of the kids and teenagers and the parents they have manipulated... I've always been of the belief...

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Do Christians believe in plate tectonics? Are the plates moving? Yes. Can we measure that scientifically? Yes. Is there seismic activies? Yes. Are they the result of plate tectonics? Yes. Can we scientifically measure and observe them? Yes. Can we locate fault lines and continental shelves along the edges of these plates? Yes. So, yeah, I do believe in the Scientifically proven aspects of plate tectonics...

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Christians, it's been said, 'Belief trumps evidence' in regard to how people approach religious faith. If there WERE an evidence that would cause you to abandon Christianity what would it be? Okay, if I had evidence to give you, wouldn't that mean I have already abandoned Christianity? But if you meant what kind of evidence would you need to give me so that I would abandon my beliefs, then that answer is simple. 100% fact... A fact, that any person that is willing to set their own personal beliefs and only deal with the fact and surrounding Scientific Laws, that conflicts with my...

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How can you prove God is real? No, you cannot prove God, but by the same token, you cannot disprove God either... He is supernatural and cannot be studied, examined, or tested by science...

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If God denounces mesmerism and magic, then exactly what method did he use to create the universe? He spoke... That is the method he chose to create the universe... Magic is still the manipulation of matter... When God spoke, there was no matter to manipulate...

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What would be the best way to prove God's existence? This question is unfair... You cannot prove or disprove something that cannot be proven or disproven... Their is no scientific test, or observation, that one can make that could offer undoubtable proof in either direction... Anyway you slice it, God (or any other deity for that matter) is in the realm of the supernatural and cannot be studied, experimented on, or proven/disproven by...

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Atheists: have you explored your believe that there is no DIVINE ? In which way did you come to the conclusion? You have proof? This question is unfair... You cannot prove something that cannot be proven... Anyway you slice it, you cannot prove or disprove anything supernatural... P.S. I give this same answer if you were asking religious people if their god exists too...

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Which is more believable: creation or evolution? Neither, both require some form of belief...

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How does a creator god answer the questions of First Cause any more than eternal laws of physics do? Dear Sir, It's been awhile... I actually see God in both of your options... Option One: God is the First Cause... Genesis 1:1 "God created..." Genesis 1:2 "The Holy Spirit moved..." God made all matter, and then initiated all energy... Option Two: The Laws of Physics are eternal. True, they are... I've never claimed that God is eternal... Never once... But the laws of physics...

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Should Boys Be Circumcised? It's a yes, because a "no" would mean nobody could do it... It is a choice, whether it is religious, health or cultural, I believe it is a choice and no one should be disrespected either way...

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Has No Child Left Behind Improved Public Education? While we may not be leaving children behind, we are leaving education behind... Log gone are the days of latin roots, debate, and memorization & recitation of the mulptiplication tables... Now what do the teachers do? Test, then test again, then they teach to test, then test again, then they get to go over the material that they should have taught before the students were tested on it......

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Should 'Abstinence-Only' Sex-Ed be Taught in Public Schools? Pardon me for sounding Republican, but no... I don't think sex should be taught in schools, period... Sure, ya got social development, health issues, and body changes... But why sex? What job does the government have teaching kids things that are family issues... Parents shirk this responsibility because they know that the school is going to handle it... And then how what do the schools...

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Is Condom Distribution Smart Health Policy? Hold on let me put some chocolate in front of my dog... Now, Spot... Don't eat the chocolate... Okay, back to this question... If the problem is these kids having sex... Then the solution would not to be making it easier for them... "Don't have sex, here's the tool, but don't have sex." Talk about mixed messages... And we wonder why our kids are growing up so fast... Not only are they...

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What class/subject did you really enjoy in school? I enjoyed Science in school... I enjoy teaching Logic and Rhetoric now that I am on the other side of the desk...

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Is IT tight or loose? Does one really wish to know?

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What would a child keep in their treehouse? Leaves?

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What was your last "brush with the law"? Getting Suspended... Let us go back to 7th grade (at the same Jr. High as mentioned in the other story about Truancy)... Because of my math skills I got placed in the 8th grade math class, which was during 7th grade lunch... Which meant I had to eat lunch with the 8th graders... I always have been a nerd, am a nerd and will always be a nerd (Can you tell I am proud of it? --...

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What was your last "brush with the law"? Truancy... The high school I went to gets out a month before the traditional public schools... My friends and I decided to go and check out some stores during the school day just because we had graduated from high school and everyone else is still in school... One of the places we went was Toys 'R Us... Our group got all split up... While in the store, the manager called the district...

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What was your last "brush with the law"? Grooming... My brothers and I took it upon ourselves to take advantage of our sleeping uncle... While he is out on patrol for long hours he would stop by the house to take a nap on his break... My brothers and I decided he needed to re-style his hair... After a lot of gel, combing, brushing, and a little food coloring he was ready to go... Of course he slept through the whole thing and...

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Will you be stopping by later? The next time I fly to Midway Airport you will be among the first to know...

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What was your last "brush with the law"? Being the nephew of a California Highway Patrol Sargent has its interesting moments... I got 3 stories though... I can tell all three or you can choose which one you'd like to read Mrs. Cleaver... They are... 1. Getting Suspended... 2. Truancy... 3. Grooming...

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What's the last thing you slammed? A dunk... At least in my dreams anyway... In real life though, the last thing I slammed was a domino... Actually several...

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Can you name a job where you might often encounter angry people? I think the question should be rephrased to make it more difficult... Try -- Can you name a job where you might often NOT encounter angry people? The list should be shorter, if there is a list at all...

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Why do baby clothes have pockets in them? Where else would Baby Hewie put his cigars... Bonus points to guessing where the reference comes from...

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What is something that isn't a lot of fun to do blindfolded? Pin the Tail on the Donkey... I have never been very successful at that...

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What is a piece of classical music that you just feel like cranking the volume up for? The William Tell Overture -- B.K.A. The Lone Ranger Theme...

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Would you please name a happy piece of Classical Music? The William Tell Overture -- It is the extended version of the Lone Ranger Theme...

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What is something you should never leave unlocked? Confession... Forgive me Answerbag, for I have sinned... I must admit to reading diaries... It started with my cousin's, then a couple of my female friends, and one time it was one that was just laying around... Of course, that was back when I was a kid, immature and all... But yes, Journals and Diaries I think should never be unlocked... Answer 2... The inner most thoughts of...

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How can you tell if your TV is over 30 years old? I would not know... I am not thirty yet... But when I do, I will be sure to pick one up and place it over my head... Then I will let you know...

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What is something you might cut in half? A Whole... Get it? I am referencing that other question from oh, so long ago... Also, this is also an answer to an old riddle... You are in a sealed-room. All that you have is a mirror and a table. How do you get out?

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What would make a cab driver say he had a really bad day? He's been transporting people who cannot handle Mexican food all day... Hopefully you do not "catch my drift!" Phew...

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What can you find in a bookstore besides books? People too cheap to buy their textbooks from their college bookstore...

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What is a place that has uncomfortable seats? Grandpa or grandma's lap anytime after the age of 7... I mean I am almost 30 and I think that would be a very uncomfortable seat... Or at the very least "AWKWARD"

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What is the worse thing you could say to someone that's turning 30? I will be turning 30 in Novemeber... The worst thing I have heard thus far is... "You're turning 30? I remember you when you were 30 pounds"

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If you were on a first date and your date mentioned that they were on AnswerBag would you let them know that you were also a member right away? Would you tell them your screen name? Of course I would tell them... It would give us something to talk about besides the weather... Hehe... Of course the flip side would be that it would suck if you had previously got into an argument with them... The positive spin would be that you could go look them up and see what they really believe about things when they thought they were anonymus...

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Which one of your five senses would let you know first that there's a zombie on your premises? Since nobody voted for taste, I will go for taste... I have no good reason for it, but I did not want it to be left out... I've always been a zombie guy, and I did not even know there was an answerbag catergory till I saw this question... Thanks...

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Is it legal for me to throw my rubbish , in next doors bin Every other Wednesday, on the green barrel day... I play swap with three other neighbors... MY job is to get all the 2 weeks of yard waste materials into the 4 buckets... Some of them do more than others, but all are agreed to us doing this... So I hope it isn't illegal...

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What 3 things you can not live without? Food, Fortress, Fellowship

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Whom would be the King/Queen of bologna in your life? The King of Bologna in my life would be my protoge... I seem to have taught him well... The Queen, beyond the shadow of a doubt and not even needing a second thought, is my grandmother... For lots of reasons I could get into, but even with an unlimited space there would not be enough room to type it all in...

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Who is the closest person to you right now (as in physical distance)? The person at the bus stop at the corner by the house...

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Who would win: A team of 7 Leprechauns vs the Seven Dwarves? Detailed explanations on how the battle would unfold are welcome =) Good one... But I would have to go with the Dwarves, because they got Doc, the master strategist... On top of the that, they are already a unified unit, not 7 different people lumped together for this event... So in the pre-game match-up it is the dwarves... But now that I think about it... I think the leprechauns would end up winning because they would be hyped up on sugar (Lucky Charms...

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Who would win bigfoot or chupacabra Well, since Bigfoot does not exist I am forced to choose chupacabra...

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Who would win in a fight, Foghorn Leghorn or Daffy Duck? Daffy Duck... Why? Because by the time Foghorn would have finished trying to say that he was ready to fight, he would have drowned in the spit that Daffy produced saying that he was ready to fight...

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If Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan fought to the death, who would win? As we all know that Chuck is always the right answer to this kind of question... We also know that Chuck is a good guy, and as such, would not fight other good guys... The same would go for Jackie... But if the two would spar for instance, I would actually go for Jackie because of the variety of his offensive skills...

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Empanadas? or Tamales? Empanadas... Mmm... Now I am hungry...

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Gecko...Caveman..or creepy stack of money with eyes? The stack of money I think was more impressive while it was confined to the radio... The cavemen were cool until they tried to make a tv show out of them... And I think the Gecko has been overplayed too much...

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Who would win? Neo or Max Payne While Max Paine is virtually indestructible and can slow time, I would have to go with Neo because he actually has died and came back to life...

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Who would win in a fight: Britney Spears or Paris Hilton? Why? The world... Because they both would have died of starvation because they would have been afraid to put forth the effort it would take to actually do anything, so they would just stand and stare...

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Madea or Big Mama? Big Mama... Because she is always prepared... She even carries a flashlight to bed...

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Who would win in a fight? Burt or Ernie from Sesame Street Burt... Ernie would get lost in the eyebrow...

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Do you spend more, or less, time online, since you moved from dialup to broadband? Less, I still go to the same places, I just get there faster and so I do not spend as much time waiting...

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If you had to wear a snorkel all day or flippers, which one would you choose? I think I could deal with walking around with the snorkel on, but the flippers would kill the ankles... Just going from the pool to the showers is not fun enough...

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Is it true men only have. . . . . . . .2. . . . . . . . . faults; everything they say and everything they do? To limit a man to two, is insulting... To point them out, is revolting... To accept him anyway, is compassionate...

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Where you good in physical education? It is actually my second favorite subject to teach... We have it three times a week... Monday = lecture (I have boys health)... Wednesday = Stretching, Running, Exercise... Friday = OCA (Organized Competitive Activities)... The kids seem to like Friday the best... However, when I was in school I was shy and calling me chubby would have been an understatement... So I never did really well...

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If you could ask God one question what would it be? I would ask Him if He could get grant me wisdom for discernment like He gave Solomon... If not that, then the next set of winning lotto numbers would be cool too...

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Its hot! Does anyone fancy a water fight? Oh yes I do... Me, and Angelina Jolie, Drew Barrymore, and, just because she is awesome, Mrs. Cleaver (who will probably bring along Sean Connery and Harrison Ford, but that is okay, because they are awesome too... BTW, Brad would not be allowed for obvious reasons...)

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If you saw shark walking down the street, what would you say to him? I will never play pool or cards with you again...

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Do you cross your 7's? If so, how come? Yes, because that is the way my parents and grand-parents and I think even my great-great grandmother does it...

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If you had to what would you rather loose, the ability to be turned on or your hearing? Hmm... toughie... W/o Hearing would mean that you would be turned on, but you could not hear her say no... W/o Turned on would mean that you would be getting no action... My answer... I would lose the ability to get turned on, then I would not have to be so depressed everytime I do...

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Kim Kardashian or a Cardassian? Ahahahahahaah... But I would have to go for the Cardassian... Why? Because they seem more "horny" for some reason... Ahahahahahaha

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Have you purposefully ignored something just so another would not feel embarrassed? Yes... I deal with teenagers on a daily basis...

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Have you ever driven the wrong way on a one-way street? I just want to say that I despise the layout of the city of San Francisco... I believe from the bottom of my gizzard, that there are even no-way streets... But yes, I have driven down several... I think I may have even travelled down a one-way court too...

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Have you ever accidentally walked in on someone doing something 'naughty', in front of webcam? Yup... I never knew she was into that kind of thing too... I politely excused myself from the room, and when she came out later, She yelled at me, "You coulda knocked." To which my reply (which earned a slap across the face) was, "You coulda invited me..."

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When are you gonna get some? I am not satisfied with some... I need a lot...

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Do zombies make good house pets,and if so what is the care and feeding like? See the movie "FIDO"... I think that pretty much sums up the answer for your question...

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STOP!!!!! There's a _________ trying to kill me!!!!! fill in the blank Grape-flinging squirrel...

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Do you watch t.v everyday? Yes I do... And sometimes, when the right show is on, I will even turn it on...

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What is something you might get out of a vending machine? Frustration and bloody knuckles from punching it after my bag of Cheetos got stuck in the spiral thingy and will not fall down...

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I missed the ending...what happened? Do you really want me to tell you? I think it is worth watching again... This time though, you might want to pay attention to grape-flinging squirrel, the ending will make more sense...

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It's 1 AM. Do you know where your Governor is? Running around the street naked looking for clothes... My governor goes back in time and protects people with the first name John...

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Is a friend really a friend if they drop you as soon as there is a difficult issue to deal with? I was comforted by this quote awhile back... A friend is a person you can call out to in a time of trouble. But with a true friend, you cannot yell out for him, because he will already be standing right beside you.

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When you're taking your driver's license road test ... what would be a really bad thing to say to the tester when he or she gets into the car with you? I admit to actually having this conversation... Here we are suppose to wait outside the car for the tester... Tester coming out to the car: "This your car?" "I wish it was." "You wish it was?" "Yup." "So, where is your car?" "My car?" Tester giving me a stern look now. "No, Clinton's car. Of course...

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When was the last time someone told you that you were overqualified or underqualifed for something? To quote Maxwell Smart (Steve Carrell): Let me get this straight Chief. I am not getting promoted because I do my work too well. I was not chosen for a job because of both... I worked at a place for a lot of years as an unofficial assistant to all three managerial positions (I just ended up doing it, it was never meant to be a position)... I learned as I went along, eventually becoming...

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Friday, June 26 is "Take Your Dog to Work Day". Will you be doing that? I do not have a dog, but my grandmother has one... It is petrified of men though... It runs and hides whenever I come over... I dunno why, I have never done anything to it... But it is not just me... Every male that comes over to the house, it runs away from... But it loves the ladies... It will run up and jump on even complete strangers... It can tell...

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What is "written all over your face"? At this moment... It is way too hot... Story time... My Junior year of high school I lost a debate... I had an undefeated year the previous year (Due to my awesome partner who was a senior) and so at the first tournament of the year a friend and I had a bet... I said I was going to take the gold with my new partner... He, of course, said I was not... Well, needless to say... I did...

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What is something that's obvious to you, but doesn't seem to be to anyone else? That I want to be more than a friend to a particular one of my lady friends... Throughout high school and college, I was, and continue to be, a really good friend... But none of the girls that I liked could ever look pass it... I even had one friend, who after she was married, was told by a mutual friend that I had liked her during college (but she was dating my room mate) and after thinking...

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What's the oddest thing you've ever seen cooked at a barbecue? Not me, but step-dad number 5 for one easter awhile back BBQ'ed breakfast... Yes, breakfast... Specifically eggs... Yes, we had BBQ'ed eggs... I dunno how, I did not see... I just ate them...

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What is something of yours that you constantly have to keep a close eye on? Students... Heaven forbid I should nod off at my desk while they are quietly reading or taking a test... I made that mistake "ONCE", and let me inform you I never will make it again... I will not at this point say what happened, but I will tell you it involved a spider (of which I am petrified), silly string, and me flipping over a railing...

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Do men prefer food or sex? Why does there have to be an "or" in the question?

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How hot is it where you live right now? Having went to colleges in California (Berkeley, CA), Indiana (Chesterton, IN) and Florida (Jacksonville, FL)... I can officially say it is not hot where I am here... Back in the Bay Area... Here, hot is defined as anything over 80 and cold is anything below 60...

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Do you laugh at people who commit Road Rage or do you join in? I do neither... I do not laugh at people who commit Road Rage, because then their rage might get directed at me... As far as joining in, I subdue my anger by talking to them pleasently... "Mr. Green Truck, that's my lane..." or (One of my personal favorites) "Did ya see Miss White BMW? I wish she wouldn't ride up on me so hard..." (It came out before I knew...

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If you would allow me to look into your brain, what would I see? I dunno... I am kinda curious to let you do it so I can find out too...

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Can you give me a name of an island? Gula Gula Island... Island of Dr. Moreau...

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Can you name something that has a fence around it? (or should have one!) I cannot take credit for the following answer, but I am going to let you in on the joke... MONTANA... Yup, according to the Capitol Steps (A political satire group... www.capsteps.com...) we should "Fence Montana! Make it a looney-bin and lock all the crazies inside of the state!" It is quite a humorous song with many good arguments for it... I personally have nothing...

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Can you use the word "nonchalant" in a sentence? Declarative: I can use the word nonchalant in a sentence... Interogative: Can you use the word nonchalant in a sentence? Exclamatory: Yeah, I used nonchalant in a sentence! How's that for variety?

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Did your parents ever tell you why they chose the first and middle names they gave you? Yes, I was named after my mother's two best friends... Christina and Alice... As a matter of fact, right up and until I was projected from my mother's womb, I was suppose to be a girl... I was going to be Christina Alice... But it shocked everyone, apparently they missed "something" in the sonogram pictures... So Christina Alice, became Christopher Allen...

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Do you have a great story to share about why your grandfather or grandmother is/was so special to you? (I'm going to be a new grandma and I'd love to hear what made them special to you.) I did not know the grandfathers from either side... My mother had me during her junior year of high school at the ripened age of 17... My grandmother did not give her an option, she was to get back up and go back to school and finish... While my mother continued to struggle with school (she ended up dropping out half-way through her senior year) my grandmother took care of me... As my mom...

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What is something that makes you dizzy?? (real or ?) Dean or Gilespie (I hope that is spelled correctly)...

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Can you name something that has a microchip in it? I'm not much for conspiracy theories, but I do have a friend that does... And she believes, and by believe I mean she will hurt you if you tell her she is crazy (and I have the brusies to prove that statement), that the streaks in the air that jets leave behind are actually thousands of millions of microchips being released into the atmosphere and the pretty streaks are designed for us to...

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Can you tell 100 words which doesn't have alphabet 'a'? book, car, shed, typewriter, dig, dug, bug, ice, house, mouse... dignity, ugly, friendly, forgetful, tough, top, mother, penny, nickel, dime... fifty, ten, one, computer, television, writers, skip, jump, rolling, stroke... hump, clown, shoot, die, missing, girl, boy, both, video, school... Never, before, previous, on, off, beginning, ending, soccer, hockey, puck... tile, file,...

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According to the quiz - what is your darkest secret? What is it? http://www.quizgalaxy.com/darkest-secret-quiz/ I wore the same pair of underwear for 2 weeks...

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When leaving your town and going WEST for approximately 1 hour, Would you have to cross a bridge? If I left my house and walked Due West... In about 5 minutes I would be in San Pablo Bay... If I continued walking (assuming I could walk on water or had SCUBA equipment) about 45 minutes I would be passing under the Golden Gate Bridge... So after an hour of going West, I would be in the Pacific Ocean... Nope, no bridges... They haven't built the bridge to Hawaii yet... Aloha...

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Who will be getting Steven Colbert's book, "I am America (And So Can You!)"? I own it, love it, and it is required reading for my advance speech class...

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Today 6-6-2009 is the 65th anniversary of D-Day. Have you hugged a vet today? Among the many life lessons I get to teach my students... There are few that are greater than respect... One such requirement that I tell the students is that if they ever see a veteren, they are to stop what they are doing and go and shake the vetern's hand and thank them... But the best part is when the kids leave my class, but they continue to do that... I tell them that I think it...

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Are you noticing AB members whose ANSWERS you always click to, regardless of the question, because they're always a giggle? Yes sir, everytime I log onto answerbag there is a few people who post great responses and then there is a great lady who always has humorous, thought-provking questions...

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Can you name something that you'd find in a teacher's desk? I can only laugh when I read this question... Having been an elemntary teacher for a lot of years now, to make a list would not be justice, because it would never be complete... But the top 5 of my all time favorite things I can think of that i have had in my desk would be... #5... Wintergreen Lifesavers... I had a drawer dedicated to wintergreen life savers... I mentioned that I liked...

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Who was that person I saw you with last night? Let's see, last night was Wednesday... So it would have been my grandmother, because Wednesday evening is yardwork time at her house...

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What would be a reason someone might dig a hole? Have you ever tried to dig a half? As opposed to digging a "whole"... Okay, bad joke...

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Can you name something you probably shouldn't take to the beach? Sand...

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What is the least important invention of the last 100 years? They say that your first year teaching you are doomed to have a student who was just like you when you were that age... My first class was 9th grade Science, and I did have someone just like me... A know-it-all, nerdy, overly-expressive, annoying, and lots of other adjectives along that line... So of course, me and him butted heads all year, but on my birthday, as a joke, he got me the most...

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What is something that kids bring home from school? Story time... I would have never gotten through my first year of teaching 3rd grade if it were not for the parents... Out of the 15 kids I had, 13 of them had older siblings I knew when I used to help out at the school when I was in high school... (another one was the younger brother of someone I went to high school with)... My story is about the 15th kid... He came to the Academy from a...

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Did I just see you driving by my house? Nah... It was not me... I only stalk people on answerbag... Thanks for making me your friend now... Hehe... It's gonna make it easier... Gwahahahahahahahahaha... Just kidding... ABout the stalking part... You are my first official friend on answerbag... Thanks... And while I may not have driven by your house, without seeing it, I am sure it is a very nice place, well kept, and...

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Even the Vatican has accepted Evolution. Why don't Creationists? Because the Vatican is a man-made institution... They already skewed the Bible to fit their beliefs and do not represent Christianity as a whole... To quote a quote that I have heard from many different Catholics... "I am not a Christian, I am a Catholic."

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Assume that life did not originate by chance (i.e. Life came about due to the influence of a higher being - deity). Why would one assume that deity was the one described in the Judaic-Christian tradition? The Bible... Anthropology supports it... History Supports it... Population studies support it... Then you have the prophecies that came true that were predicted and written, hundreds of years before it... 66 books, written over a span of 2,500 years, by over 30 different authors and styles, and yet, it does not conflict with itself... That, in my opinion, validates the Bible... Does any...

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Assuming creationism is a valid a scientific theory, what useful applications can we exploit from it and what scientific predictions can be made from it for future theories and discoveries? (e.g. drug development from evolutionary theory) Creationism is not a valid Scientific Theory... A theory needs to be able to be tested, and since no one is capable of testing the creation of everything it will have to go on being a belief... As far as future applications and predictions go... If you believed this is how it began, than Revelation will tell you how it ends... That is future predictions... And of course, the most...

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Why does creationism make people so happy? It provides a sense of order and stability... It provides a sense of purpose... It provides a comfort in knowing that there is someone out there that does love us...

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If creationists think the earth is 6000 years old, how come we can see stars millions of light years away? Here's an answer... God created everything with age... He did not create a baby Adam and Eve, he created mature individuals... The same went with the plants, trees, and animals... So would it not stand to reason that he created the stars the same way?

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Why do many creationists reject the possibility that the universe has always existed (in some form) but claim that a god has always existed? I would be among the people targeted by this question, so let me give it a shot at answering it... Observable science teaches us that everything comes from something... That would be the Laws of Conservation and Energy... Nothing is really "created," only remolded, or shaped or formed, etc... But wait, this sounds like an infinite universe... Your right, it does... Because I...

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I have an Aristide Bruant print near my computer. What is the painting or print nearest you? Besides the background on the laptop (Which is a self-took pic of Stonehenge)... It would be the painting of dogs playing poker... My boss is a little off...

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5y + 3 = 2y - 3x + 5 what is y? y= -x + 2/3

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Have you ever worked out of your home? How did or does that work out for you? I could not pass up a chance to shamelessly plug that I am also an insurance agent... I work with my step-father out of his home office... He likes it because of the commute... I like the commute also, because I travel away from SF in the morning... So very little traffic... But seriously, it is a more settled and relaxed atmosphere, and the clients seem to interpret it as a family...

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What is something that a child takes with them when they run away from home? Here's another story for ya Mrs. Cleaver... When I was six I ran away from home down the street to a neighbor's house... She was a nice old lady whose name has been lost to time... I started to go to sleep, then I remembered that I left my red wagon back at my house... So I remember sneaking out of that house, down the street to my house, stole my wagon and took it back to the...

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What are you hiding in that locker you have at the bus station? Believe it or not, a codex... We are having a high school activity today... The school was divided up into teams and the staff have hidden various objects around the Bay Area and provided them with clues that are coded... They could try and break the code or they can figure out my riddle and get the location of the codex for all the clues... Of course, my location is also hidden and can be...

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What is something you have that is expired or soon to be expired? Mrs. Cleaver, why do you always ask questions that cause me to have a story attatched? Anyway, I have two answers... The first is my insurance license... It is due for renewal by the 15th, here in California, but by the 30th in Hawaii and Texas... The second is the story... I know Milk has already been said a couple of times, so that is why I am going to give my story... Growing...

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I'm about 340 miles from Las Vegas, how far are you? 572.69 miles 8 hours and 46 minutes (Driving legally of course) I can see the Golden Gate Bridge from here...

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What is the evidence that a Creationist would use to argue that creationism is a science? Creation is not a science... It is a belief on how everything began... With that being said, I believe you take all observable evidence and see if what you believe goes with it... But it is not a science...

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"Evolution in a bottle" Life created in the lab oozes toward reality. (sciam.com) If life can be created in a laboratory that would indicate that life can occur as a natural process sans 'creator'. Your thoughts? I would say yes, but I must agree with with Mr. 23... You may have used natural elements, but they did not come together naturally... The conditions were engineered... The scientists put them together...

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Creationists: What do you look for in a "transitional species"? Exactly that... A Transistional specie... I think the answer is in the name... At what point did the invertebrates turn into vertebrates? At what point did the bones hollow out to allow the birds to fly? I am not looking for bigfoot, I am looking for the path the "amino acids" took to get to me...

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What is your opinion of The Bible? 2 Timothy 3:16,17 is my opinion of the Bible... I recognize that people are devoted to it, much like other people are devoted to their religious books or relics... I agree with what was said earlier about people worshipping a book rather than their god... The Bible talks about how we should live now, and gives hope for the future... It gives an answer (whether you think it is right or...

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If I allow Intelligent Design to be taught in my public science classroom, will you let me teach evolution in your Sunday school session? I would say yes... In fact, I have done both... The more knowledge a person has, the more likely they can make an informed decision... I grew up getting evolution and Creation crammed down my throat... Both sides claiming it is just true... Creationists say, God did it... Evolutionists say, Look at all the science that proves it... But it all comes down to a couple of key points... ...

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What is an item that you might find in a bin of "rejected" items at airport security? (humorous or real) The lady in front of me a couple of months ago actually changed her baby's diaper on the x-ray belt to prove that that she was not bringing on any excess liquids or other "hazardous" materials... She received a standing ovation from everyone in line... Apparently she got into an argument over the baby's formula... She just took it to the extreme...

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How many Republicans here agree with Rush and want to see Obama fail - even if that means bad news for the country? I used to be a Republican... Then I grew up in my understanding of politics... Now I am an independent with Republican tendencies, so I think I am qualified to answer this question... My answer is no... I would not... My reason is this... I have a healthy dose of respect for the office of the President of the United States... The office is larger than the man that is in it and whomever...

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Should students who object to evolution be required to learn it? Yes, they should... Why would I say this? Because I did and I think I am turning out fine... I believe that you should never blanketly disagree with something until you know at the very least the basics about it... I personally do not subscribe to evolution, but that does not mean I think it should not be taught... Because if it is not taught, then how can it be studied? and if it is not...

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Is symbolically eating Christ's flesh and drinking his blood symbolic cannibalism? I appreciate your question... Gave ya a Plus 2 for it... (Seeing as I can give 2 points now)... I have always had a problem with religious people who believe that the cracker and the wine were somehow transformed into the literal body and blood of Jesus Christ... While I would not call them canabals because no where does the Bible teach that (It even condemns canabilism), I have a problem...

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Is Al Bundy anyone elses hero? Yup... Multiple touchdowns in a single game, sells women's shoes and has to put up with his family... And despite all the miserable situations he falls into, he always survives... What is there to not respect out of that?

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What, in your opinion, would be the worst possible way to die? Alone

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What is your weight minus your age, divided by the number of siblings you have + 1? (180-29)/(4+1) = 30.2 or ((180-29)/4)+1 = 38.75

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What's the part of you that nobody sees? 1 question. My results were very true. http://www.blogthings.com/whatsthepartofyouthatnooneseesquiz/ You are balanced, peaceful, and sincere. You're the type of person who goes along to get along. And you're definitely afraid of rocking the boat. Underneath it all, you fear your world falling apart. You'll put up with a situation that you don't like in fear of changing it. Disruptive and forceful people intimidate you - and sometimes exploit you.

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If one of the 10 commandments is "You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above" why do churchs and "god fearing people" posses idols of jesus and angels? I believe it was Jesus who called the Pharisees a "wicked generation"... Now why did He do that?... Thinking, thinking... Oh yeah, because they sought after signs and wonders... They needed to see something to believe... The rich man in Matthew 7 wanted to go back to earth and tell his relatives about Hell, but Abraham told him that if they would not believe Moses and the...

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If idolatry is a sin and offensive to god then why do so many religions make idols and images and bow down to them and serve them number 1 commandment exodus 20:3-5 I like many of the answers given to this question, so I just want to say a couple of things... Many religions teach many different things, but I can only speak for what I believe in... And that is the Bible... The first commandment is, "Thou shalt have no other God before me"... The second is, "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image of..." A problem comes...

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To the christians do you believe we are in the last days? I think 2 Timothy 3 is an apt commentary on what it is like today... More so even than time past...

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If Germany and the U.S. where allies in ww 3 what would happen? It would not be a world war if Germany and the United States were on the same side... It seems to be something of a pattern... Now, it is not like I have anything against German (at least not as much as Canada), I love their chocolate...

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What is best, infant or adult baptism? Adult... 2 reasons 1. Considering the word Baptism is a transliteration of the Greek word Baptizo, I would think Adult... I do not know how safe it is to submerge a baby... Baptizo, BTW, means to dunk, submerge, immerse... 2. Since baptism is a public display of your allegience with the death, burial and ressurection of Jesus Christ... It is kind of hard for a baby to know why they...

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Why dont our country make athiests turn into christians by law? One of the basics of Christianity is that it understands that there are other religions... The Bible teaches us that we should tell others about our God, but a person cannot become a Christian unless they exercise their free choice to choose Him... With that said, we must remember the majority of the founders of our country believed in the Bible and what it taught... They saw how things...

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Can a human be god? At one point in time for about 33 years the answer was yes... As Creator, He can do what He wants... If He chooses to take on the form of what He created than He can (and did, Jesus Christ)... You can also read Philipians 2...

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What does Grace mean to you? G = God's R = Riches A = At C = Christ's E = Expense Grace is getting something that we do nor deserve... We do not deserve heaven, or anything else for that matter (except Hell due to our sinful nature)... Anything we do receive is because of the sacrifical death of Jesus Christ to pay our debt... We do not deserve it, but Jesus loves us and did it anyway(Romans 5:8, John...

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What comes next in the pattern of numbers... 6, 9, 28, 65 ... Ooops... That first number should be a 2... It should read 2, 9, 28, 65 Sorry...

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What form is the equation y=5-3x in? How do I convert this to slope- intercept form? The question is asking me to find a line parrallel to this one. It is a linear equation... The slope-intercept form is... y= m (x) + b So re-writing your equation it would look like y= -3 (x) + 5 Changing the "b" variable (e.g. 4 or -10) will give you a parallel line...

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Some Christians claimed that the Apostles looked up to Paul as a speaker of the true gospel........ Where in the Bible did the Real Apostles recognise Paul as the spokesman for Christianity? Paul was preaching the Gospel... He was recognize by the churches as being "a" spokesman for the Gospel when the churches accepted his Epistles as cannonized books... Besides, Paul fullfilled the qualifications as an apostle, and was recognized by his church to be sent out onto the missionary journeys that he travelled on (Read the book of Acts)...

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Where in the Bible does it say "Thou Shall Not Get An Abortion" or "Abortion Evil" or even anything /against/ Abortion? Commandment number 6 say that shall not kill... So what does this have to do with a baby... Well, let us look at the examples in the Bible... John the Baptist lept while in His mother's womb... Jeremiah was chosen and formed by God in the womb... You have the Deuteronomy 21:22... That says a person should be punished for hurting a women in such a way that she should lose her...

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Do Christians believe that people who have died go to heaven or that no one will go to heaven until "judgement day"? 2 Corinthians chapter 5 answers this question quite well I think... One basic concept of God one must acknowledge (not necessarily completely understand) is that God is timeless... With this in my mind 2 Corinthians 5 is very clear about it... We are either present (in the body and seperate from God) or absent (the body and with God)... There is nowhere else... The chapter goes on to...

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When you visit someone's house do you knock or ring the doorbell? Knock...

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What is the first word that pops to mind beginning with the letter 'H'? Heffalumps... (As in heffalumps and woozzels...)

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Muslim brothers and sisters, On the Islam site we are subjected to invective and hate from infidels. On the christian site there is no hate from Muslims. Do you think infidels feel threatened or just "mouth off" for no reason? I do not bad mouth any other religions, nor do I mock them or anything of the sort... I am sorry for those that do... I answered this question for two purposes... 1) To let you know that people who actually practice what the Bible teaches about relations with other people are actually nice people, otherwise, they are wrong for what they did... I am sorry for your experiences... 2)...

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Why do distant lights twinkle? Dust in the atmosphere passing between in and out of you line of sight... It is really dusty out there...

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How did x-mas become an abbreviation for christmas? It is just another example of "pop" culture silent attack on Christianity... But I know what is going to happen by me posting this... But I post anyway... Merry Christmas...

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Creationists: What do YOU think is the single most compelling argument in favor of Creationism? This is responding to Mr. (or. Mrs. or Ms.) 773491... He is there because He is God... I think there is a creator because no where on earth do we see something come from nothing... Everything is molded, formed, reshaped, anything along those lines... As far as your times go... I do not believe in millions and billions of years... I do not think that is possible considering all the...

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What was your most embarrassing moment on stage? I have had lots, but the most embarrassing one would probably when I played this old Jewish Grandmother Matriarch celebrating Rosh Hashannah... There was one point during the rehersal process where I fall over backwards in the chair (funny bit everyone likes seeing me get hurt) but there was one time where my legs went in the air and the moomoo dress that I was wearing came up so everyone saw...

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Does anyone know a bible verse that either deals with the subject of positive debate? It is for a project I am working on and have come up with blanks so far. I Peter 3:15 But sanctify the Lord God in your hearts: and be ready always to give an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and fear: This verse teaches three main points... 1. First you have to know God and His Word... Emphasis on knowing God... There have been plenty of times where someone asked me a question, but the answer would...

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Do you believe that praying to get something or make something happen (cure grandma, get that job, bring world peace etc) works? If so, why, given that all research shows that it doesn't? I apologize for typing a new answer, but I tried commmenting twice and it did not go through... I misinterpreted your question to meaning personal prayer... But now that I re-read your question I see that "Cure Grandma" was on your list of examples... I read your two links also, and I see the information, and agree with the results... But I also notice one missing variable in...

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Do you believe that praying to get something or make something happen (cure grandma, get that job, bring world peace etc) works? If so, why, given that all research shows that it doesn't? Whether you believe in a deity or not... I beleive that there is something to the power of positive thinking... And really that is what prayer is... It can help put a person at ease... "Knowing" in their heart that there is someone out there greater than their problem that is willing to listen and help... So I say yes, I do believe in it... Because of the comfort it can bring...

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What's your favorite creation story? Do you believe it as literal truth? If so, why that one and not another? My favorite Bible stroy is the one of Jeremiah rebuilding the walls after the Babylonian captivity... And I do believe it to be literal truth...

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Why am I stupid/dumb/idiotic for choosing to look at the world and see an intelligently designed order, but those who choose to look at the world and see a multi-billion year, accidentally formed sequence called smart? I have been away all weekend and just got back... I want to apologize initially for being nit-picky, that is just the way I am... Whenever I get into a discussion where I might be changing my opinion I like to make sure all questions are covered in my head before I do anything first... With that said, here are a couple of more questions/arguments... (BTW, 773491, thanks for the refresher...

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Why am I stupid/dumb/idiotic for choosing to look at the world and see an intelligently designed order, but those who choose to look at the world and see a multi-billion year, accidentally formed sequence called smart? I am now offically upset with the comment button... Sometimes it works and sometimes it does not... Aww... well... I digress... In response to Jewel Theif... The reason they are tired arguments is because they have not been satisfied... When an argument is left, it gets repeated in hopes that it will be proven wrong... And when it is, I will stop using them... The problem is that...

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Why am I stupid/dumb/idiotic for choosing to look at the world and see an intelligently designed order, but those who choose to look at the world and see a multi-billion year, accidentally formed sequence called smart? First off, I have never downrated anyone... I believe everyone is entitled to their own opinions... Even if they are different than mine... Secondly, in response to Skyshroud's post response... The point of the question is that I do accept what other people believe as well, but what I believe is not accepted, and even gone as far as mocked and ridiculed... Thirdly, I argue from...

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After a miscarriage can I have a baby? Yes you can, because I am an example of one... My mother miscarried a sister before me...

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Does anyone agree that the Gallapogos Island Ecosystem is a phenomenal example of Intelligent Design? Just take a step back and look at it... For thousands of years these wide variety of finches co-existed on the same island... The food source has not run dry... Different finches were designed to eat different bugs/berries, in a variety of different ways... It is perfectly balanced... If the Gallapogos islands were the result of evolution, then would not the following two conclusion be...

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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the phrase, 'rags to riches'? recently my mental image of "rags to riches" is Gladys from Monk... She is the cleaning lady in the SF Police Department that Monk picks on... She ends up being the one to find the diamond while cleaning... Going very rapidly from (cleaning) rags to riches...

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They'll come from the dell and stay between the ditches,to find me first, go from rags to riches The farmer on his way to market... It's a long journey and he may have to sleep on the way...

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What's your nickname? And do you think it's the best. My nickname is the The Sock... And seeing as nobody else answered this question it must be the best one...

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What goes in but never comes out? At least one sock into the washing machine...

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Why is Canada almost never talked about in the news or anywhere, is it a secret on purpose? I think the two movies Candian Bacon and South Park pretty much some up Canada... But seriously though, I have noticed that before... For being such a large country, not much is mentioned about them... I know more about the countries in Africa and Eurasia than Canada, I should be ashamed... Guess I will have to make some Jello and go ring their doorbell and introduce myself...

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How do you feel someone says to you will die and go hel tommorow? I was thankful...

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Is god angry at all the athiests for not beleiving in him? what do you think hes going to do when athiests die and go up for judgement? Do you they will feel stupid for not beleving? Common misconception about God... God does not hate anyone... John 3:16 for example, the Greek word translated "world" refers to every individual making up the whole world... Also in I Peter, it is His will that none should perish... God loves people, He showed compassion to Adam and Eve when they rebelled against the one rule He gave them, He had Noah build an ark for...

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Creationists: If there was a fossil of every single generation including all "transitional species" from the 1st living single cell all the way to now, would you accept evolution? Hey Mr. 23skidoo... (Can I call you 23?)... As a Creationist, I would say yes, I would... No frauds, no interpretations, no well-it-has-to-be-there-because-the-ones-before-and-after-are-there... A straight traceable line, I could not argue that, nor would I... It would not make me a very good little scientist... But alas, I know that such a thing does not exist... It would be great, like...

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What kind of soap did Ralphies mom use to wash his mouth out with in the movie Christmas Story? Wrigley's... They would later create Big Red Gum...

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Soap or Bodywash and which kind? Me..I use caress body wash Bodywash... I was a bar of soap guy until I went to college... Not that I am saying people who use bars of soap are childish, it is just safer to use bodywash in college... But I digress...

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Can any aspects of cosmology be linked with Judeo-Christian beliefs? It seems many religious people are now getting behind the idea of the big bang, but want cosmologist to support Aristotle's idea of an "unmoved mover" controlling our universe. I used to joke saying, "God spoke and BANG it appeared" but that was when I was just a little scientist... Now I am bigger... God created everything as is, The Law of Conservation of Mass and Energy verifies this... So while, yes, everything came into existence at one point (BANG) it was not a gradual process... And as far as the Torah goes in Hebrew any time the word...

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Who else gets angry when people make fun of God? I, sad to say, have become desensitized to people offending God... But what I am upset about is how people can be so flagrant about it... It is one thing for people who do not worship Him to use it in vain, but those who do I think it really wrong (Commandment #3)... Then there are the atheists, to them I ask, if God does not exist, why do you use His name? They just usually laugh at me and...

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What's the best evidence for evolution? There a couple of basic important things one needs to remember when discussing this topic... 1. The Law of Natural Selection is not the Theory of Evolution... It just is survival of the fittest... If it was Evolution, then why does the human race have so many slow, retarded, fat people? If we are a higher form of life, then why are there more defective versions of us then defective...

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Can the "Theory of Evolution" be proven scientifically? Meaning can I use the Scientific Method to prove its validity? Or is there another way? So I guess my next question would have to be, what kind of test (or process) would one have to run to figure out what did not happen at the beginning? And if it no such test exists, then should science be exploring that question, or leave it up to religion?

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Do you think being attracted to the same sex is hereditary or taught? From purely a scientific standpoint... Can a person really inherit "gayness?" I would not think so... Think about it... One of the most fundamental factoids of genetics is the Principle of Survival of the Fittest... Only the strong (or best adapted) live on to reproduce... So, my question is, if being gay is hereditary, how can a gay person pass it on, if the couple is missing...