Answerbag: TheJoker's answers http://www.answerbag.com/profile/631478 New Answerbag answers from TheJoker Tue, 29 May 2012 17:42:14 -0700 Tue, 29 May 2012 17:42:14 -0700 Answer to whats the best way to reduce an swollen eye from cat allergys ? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11022095 whats the best way to reduce an swollen eye from cat allergys ?<br /><br />........ keeping away from cats! Wed, 27 Jul 2011 08:58:23 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11022095 Answer to what thing u hate the most in a boy????? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11022085 what thing u hate the most in a boy?????<br /><br />A pick-axe! Wed, 27 Jul 2011 08:55:50 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11022085 Answer to Are you afraid of clowns? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11022080 Are you afraid of clowns?<br /><br />The only scary clown is Pennywise! Wed, 27 Jul 2011 08:55:04 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11022080 Answer to How's your relationship with God? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11022064 How's your relationship with God?<br /><br />He talks to me everytime he has a problem..... Wed, 27 Jul 2011 08:51:18 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11022064 Answer to What color hair do you prefer? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11022048 What color hair do you prefer?<br /><br />Green..... definitely green!!! Wed, 27 Jul 2011 08:47:33 -0700 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/11022048 Answer to What is cheating in your opinion? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8725310 What is cheating in your opinion?<br /><br />Well, cheating can mean everything in your list. Many people find emtional affairs just as hard to take as physical affairs... Basically if you ask yourself, would I want my partner to find out what I'm doing? & the answer is no, then it's probably cheating. On a personal level, I would be... Thu, 25 Feb 2010 04:52:37 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8725310 Answer to Why do I always get a splitting headache after I take Children's multivitamins..I'm almost 30. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8723110 Why do I always get a splitting headache after I take Children's multivitamins..I'm almost 30.<br /><br />No idea..... but why not try adult ones now? Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:40:34 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8723110 Answer to Should I be buried by deceased wife in existing plot and monument or by new wife? Children by deceased wife, new wife can not have children. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8723092 Should I be buried by deceased wife in existing plot and monument or by new wife? Children by deceased wife, new wife can not have children.<br /><br />You get burried by your current wife..... anything else would be the most monumental f**k you to her! Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:36:51 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8723092 Answer to Why do people say "bless you" when someone sneezes? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8722628 Why do people say "bless you" when someone sneezes?<br /><br />An old English tale said that if you sneeze it's because the devil was watching over your shoulder, therefore you had to say 'bless you' to get rid of the devil. Wed, 24 Feb 2010 06:25:44 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8722628 Answer to What is the best way to prevent a sneeze? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8722623 What is the best way to prevent a sneeze?<br /><br />Pinch the bridge of your nose Wed, 24 Feb 2010 06:24:10 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8722623 Answer to should I involve my parents when fighting with my husband escalates to the point of physical violence and there are kids involved? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8722173 should I involve my parents when fighting with my husband escalates to the point of physical violence and there are kids involved?<br /><br />I'd suggest invooving the Police if things have degenerated to that degree. Wed, 24 Feb 2010 02:37:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8722173 Answer to what is the best quotation of all time ? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8722170 what is the best quotation of all time ?<br /><br />"We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall... Wed, 24 Feb 2010 02:35:13 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8722170 Answer to Can I walk on your grass? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8722168 Can I walk on your grass?<br /><br />So long as you steer clear of me bush! Wed, 24 Feb 2010 02:32:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8722168 Answer to Do you know anyone who has been shot? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8722165 Do you know anyone who has been shot?<br /><br />My dad was shot 3 times about 2yrs ago, during a bungled attempt to rob him while he was in Lagos... he was also machete’d in the arm at the same time. Wed, 24 Feb 2010 02:29:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8722165 Answer to What consequences could a Medical Assistant face as a result of breaking patient confidentiality? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8719503 What consequences could a Medical Assistant face as a result of breaking patient confidentiality?<br /><br />Chances are they'd be fired... Tue, 23 Feb 2010 08:48:40 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8719503 Answer to i have only 3 inch penis how can i make that biger http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8719497 i have only 3 inch penis how can i make that biger<br /><br />Look at it through a magnifying glass. Tue, 23 Feb 2010 08:47:00 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8719497 Answer to wat do cancer lumps feel like, are they hard or wat, i felt a sorta bump( not sayin where) and i'm kinda scared http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8719492 wat do cancer lumps feel like, are they hard or wat, i felt a sorta bump( not sayin where) and i'm kinda scared<br /><br />Yes, cancer lumps are hard, although they are slighty elastic if you try to squeeze them, which isn't advisable as they can be painful. Tue, 23 Feb 2010 08:46:02 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8719492 Answer to Is it illegal for a bakery to refuse to sell me 5 corn muffins becuase they have to save them for later customers? In NY no less! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8719484 Is it illegal for a bakery to refuse to sell me 5 corn muffins becuase they have to save them for later customers? In NY no less!<br /><br />Nope, every business reserves the right to refuse service. Tue, 23 Feb 2010 08:42:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8719484 Answer to having sex with a guy for 1 1/2 years, but he keeps saying hes not ready for a relationship, will he ever be? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8718876 having sex with a guy for 1 1/2 years, but he keeps saying hes not ready for a relationship, will he ever be?<br /><br />I'm sorry to say it sounds like he's playing you. At the moment he's got a great situation, regular sex with no commitment. If he had any intention of asking you for a relationship he would have done it long-ago. After-all, why would he buy the box when you're giving out samples for free. Tue, 23 Feb 2010 03:55:50 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8718876 Answer to What do guys think of shy girls? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8718855 What do guys think of shy girls?<br /><br />Shy girls are just sooooo hot! Tue, 23 Feb 2010 03:48:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8718855 Answer to Are men attracted to a woman who has a nicely shaped ass just the right size and weight etc? Is a woman's ass sexually attractive for men? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8718849 Are men attracted to a woman who has a nicely shaped ass just the right size and weight etc? Is a woman's ass sexually attractive for men?<br /><br />I think most blokes are attracted to a nice arse.... I dont necessarily think it means they want to do anything to it, but a good arse does warm the cockles. Tue, 23 Feb 2010 03:47:40 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8718849 Answer to Why r most religions extremely similar, such as Muhamed and Jesus, our saviors? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8718742 Why r most religions extremely similar, such as Muhamed and Jesus, our saviors?<br /><br />The short answer is that they are all based upon the same cultural stories from Greece & Egypt. Tue, 23 Feb 2010 02:32:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8718742 Answer to How do you feel about Firearms? Firearms restrictions should be halted Firearms Should be more tightly regulated Firearms should be banned http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8718739 How do you feel about Firearms? Firearms restrictions should be halted Firearms Should be more tightly regulated Firearms should be banned<br /><br />Ideally I would like there to be a blanket ban on all firearms.... However, I accept that shooting is a legitimate sport so would support highly restricted & licensed firearms. Although I would limit these to the likes of gamekeepers & amateur/professional sports people (where shooting is a... Tue, 23 Feb 2010 02:29:49 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8718739 Answer to The letter G is displayed in the top l/h corner of my phone, WHY? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8718736 The letter G is displayed in the top l/h corner of my phone, WHY?<br /><br />It probably is indicating that you're in an area where you can get 3G connection to the internet. Tue, 23 Feb 2010 02:25:36 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8718736 Answer to Are most of the apologists for the Islamic Terrorists really antisemitic people who would have sympathized with Adolf Hitler? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8718732 Are most of the apologists for the Islamic Terrorists really antisemitic people who would have sympathized with Adolf Hitler?<br /><br />I agree, most of the 'apologists' probably are, or at least semi-fascist in nature, like that diminutive nut from Iran. I do think, however, that the issue of Islamic Terror is not black & white & would be interested to see a list of who you would classify as an apologist. Tue, 23 Feb 2010 02:22:16 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8718732 Answer to Is it common for two "straight" guys to have sexual encounters with each other? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714835 Is it common for two "straight" guys to have sexual encounters with each other?<br /><br />It's very common amongst gay straight men. Mon, 22 Feb 2010 08:19:39 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714835 Answer to My boyfriend told me that sometimes when I'm asleep he has sex with me. Is this rape? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714832 My boyfriend told me that sometimes when I'm asleep he has sex with me. Is this rape?<br /><br />Well, unless he's been slipping you Roofies, then he's lying... Mon, 22 Feb 2010 08:18:49 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714832 Answer to Do men appreciate a woman that is a complete lady in public but when it's them together she is very sexual towards him? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714802 Do men appreciate a woman that is a complete lady in public but when it's them together she is very sexual towards him?<br /><br />Yes, I think you've just described most mens perfect partner! Mon, 22 Feb 2010 08:07:26 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714802 Answer to Do guys actually like eating girls out? Why? Do they think vaginas are pretty? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714801 Do guys actually like eating girls out? Why? Do they think vaginas are pretty?<br /><br />Yes, & yes.... although it does depend on the vagina. Some aren't as.... pretty as others. Mon, 22 Feb 2010 08:06:21 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714801 Answer to My boyfriend thinks I seem more loose (down there) over night? He thought I cheated... http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714782 My boyfriend thinks I seem more loose (down there) over night? He thought I cheated...<br /><br />I have to agree with the concensus, dump this stupid-arse! Mon, 22 Feb 2010 07:58:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714782 Answer to My wife refuses to fulfill one of my fantasies. I want to watch her have sex with another man. Am i wrong to be mad? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714775 My wife refuses to fulfill one of my fantasies. I want to watch her have sex with another man. Am i wrong to be mad?<br /><br />Yes, you are wrong.... fine you've asked your wife the question, now respect her answer & stop being such a selfish git! Mon, 22 Feb 2010 07:57:01 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714775 Answer to How long do I give my 40 yo bf who is a virgin to make love with me? We've been dating 9 months - he says he loves me but is not ready. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714771 How long do I give my 40 yo bf who is a virgin to make love with me? We've been dating 9 months - he says he loves me but is not ready.<br /><br />Ummm, I'd say you've been patient enough.... My guess is that as he's not done the deed so far, that by now he's built it up into this huge thing in his mind that terrifies him. I wouldn't normally advise this kind of thing.... but, why not get him drunk & take advantage of him, he'll thank you... Mon, 22 Feb 2010 07:56:00 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714771 Answer to Which organ do you find to be more repulsive, the penis or the vagina and why? State your age, gender and sexual orientation. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714768 Which organ do you find to be more repulsive, the penis or the vagina and why? State your age, gender and sexual orientation.<br /><br />Ummm, I'm a 33yr old, straight, male.... & I don’t find either repulsive.... frankly I'd rather not view a blokes wang if I didn’t have to, but I'm not grossed out by them. Vaginas on the other hand are absolutely FANTASTIC! Mon, 22 Feb 2010 07:52:55 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714768 Answer to Why do so many men complain that they don't understand women? Aren't men just as confusing? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714763 Why do so many men complain that they don't understand women? Aren't men just as confusing?<br /><br />Not really, no. Most men are pretty easy to work out.... women, on the other hand, are a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, while hogging all the Haagen Dazs! Mon, 22 Feb 2010 07:49:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714763 Answer to does ure sexuality change in puberty...........cause i was striaght 2 years ago and know im bi(im 13) but i like guys more?????????? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714759 does ure sexuality change in puberty...........cause i was striaght 2 years ago and know im bi(im 13) but i like guys more??????????<br /><br />Sexuality shouldn't be looked at as something set in stone. It's not like flicking a switch in your brain that makes you either gay or streight. You're still very young & going through puberty will make you question things. You will most likely feel your 'sexuality' vary over the next few... Mon, 22 Feb 2010 07:45:28 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714759 Answer to If you cut ear to ear on someones neck how hard do u have to press in? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714746 If you cut ear to ear on someones neck how hard do u have to press in?<br /><br />Depends on your knife... Mon, 22 Feb 2010 07:33:18 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714746 Answer to Are most European countries jealous of the United States and Iraq because each of us allow their citizens to keep guns in their homes? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714739 Are most European countries jealous of the United States and Iraq because each of us allow their citizens to keep guns in their homes?<br /><br />No, even the Eurpoean countries in which gun ownership is legal wouldn't want a situation like America... Mon, 22 Feb 2010 07:29:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714739 Answer to Should convicted terrorists be tied upside down and skinned alive? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714731 Should convicted terrorists be tied upside down and skinned alive?<br /><br />No, we dont live in the middle-ages anymore! Mon, 22 Feb 2010 07:26:00 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714731 Answer to Why are most muslims brown in color? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714280 Why are most muslims brown in color?<br /><br />Islam is prevalent in parts of the planet where 'brown' people are the dominant ethnic group. Mon, 22 Feb 2010 03:57:45 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714280 Answer to is a saber of light possible? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714273 is a saber of light possible?<br /><br />I think they could be made... although there would need to be some sort of mirror to bounce the light back to the hilt or it'd just keep on going. Mon, 22 Feb 2010 03:53:45 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714273 Answer to How would You fight Spiritual opression ? For example being tormented by Spirits , malevolent and unpure ones, or demons. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714267 How would You fight Spiritual opression ? For example being tormented by Spirits , malevolent and unpure ones, or demons.<br /><br />I'd stop taking Acid.... Mon, 22 Feb 2010 03:51:31 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8714267 Answer to Why do my dogs need ME to entertain them? I walk them everyday. They should play with eachother! That's why I got two dogs! Why me?! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8706630 Why do my dogs need ME to entertain them? I walk them everyday. They should play with eachother! That's why I got two dogs! Why me?!<br /><br />Cos you're the leader of the pack! Fri, 19 Feb 2010 08:55:46 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8706630 Answer to tomahawk or survival knife? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8706267 tomahawk or survival knife?<br /><br />I'd prefer to have the Tomahawk missile. Fri, 19 Feb 2010 06:33:58 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8706267 Answer to Hey guys, if a hug makes you boner, does it mean you like her a lot?? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8706262 Hey guys, if a hug makes you boner, does it mean you like her a lot??<br /><br />As a minimum it means he finds you hot... Fri, 19 Feb 2010 06:31:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8706262 Answer to Is another definition for an Atheist a "know it all"? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8706258 Is another definition for an Atheist a "know it all"?<br /><br />No..... but I do know it all :) Fri, 19 Feb 2010 06:26:15 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8706258 Answer to I have no religion - decidedly. My husband-to-be is catholic and his family is very religious. Is it wrong for me to get confirmed so that we can get married in a church (for his parents sake and for the beauty of the setting)? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8706257 I have no religion - decidedly. My husband-to-be is catholic and his family is very religious. Is it wrong for me to get confirmed so that we can get married in a church (for his parents sake and for the beauty of the setting)?<br /><br />The right or wrongnesss of this is entirely dependant upon your perspectave. As a person of no religion you know you aren't offending any 'higher power', so the only person this morally impacts upon is you. Fri, 19 Feb 2010 06:25:07 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8706257 Answer to an old man has just been giving you abuse because you littered, he starts to walk away and falls. do you... http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8706253 an old man has just been giving you abuse because you littered, he starts to walk away and falls. do you...<br /><br />This is probably the closest to my reaction.... what I'd actually be thinking though is 'Hahahahahahahahaha, silly old b*stard' & then help him up. Fri, 19 Feb 2010 06:23:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8706253 Answer to Do you know how to do a spin kick? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8706247 Do you know how to do a spin kick?<br /><br />Yes I do, thanks for asking. Fri, 19 Feb 2010 06:21:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8706247 Answer to how high should u place a 12yr olds basket ball hoop? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8705948 how high should u place a 12yr olds basket ball hoop?<br /><br />73ft high! Fri, 19 Feb 2010 04:09:09 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8705948 Answer to Is our United States President (Barak Hussein Muhammad Obama) and many of our leaders selling us the common people out? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8705946 Is our United States President (Barak Hussein Muhammad Obama) and many of our leaders selling us the common people out?<br /><br />All politicians since the dawn of time have... some are just better at concealing it than others..... plus, you might want to try getting his name right! Fri, 19 Feb 2010 04:07:42 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8705946 Answer to I've heard of what ford stands for (found on road dead) . Is there something like that for dodge or any other truck? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8705940 I've heard of what ford stands for (found on road dead) . Is there something like that for dodge or any other truck?<br /><br />The only one I know about is for the European car maker FIAT.... F ix I t A gain T omorrow Fri, 19 Feb 2010 04:04:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8705940 Answer to If the goal of a terrorist is to create terror, and if all Glenn Beck does is tell us to be afraid, is Glenn Beck a terrorist? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8705936 If the goal of a terrorist is to create terror, and if all Glenn Beck does is tell us to be afraid, is Glenn Beck a terrorist?<br /><br />No, he's a parasite! Fri, 19 Feb 2010 04:00:58 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8705936 Answer to can you have sex while in labour (im not pregnant im just wondering) http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8705933 can you have sex while in labour (im not pregnant im just wondering)<br /><br />Technically it is possible, although why anyone would want to.... I did read a disturbing article about a woman who was raped whilst in labour about a year ago. Rather finished off my opinion of humanity. Fri, 19 Feb 2010 03:59:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8705933 Answer to The best research telescopes are built in very remote locations. What is it about such locations that improves a telescope's performance? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8705928 The best research telescopes are built in very remote locations. What is it about such locations that improves a telescope's performance?<br /><br />Less pollution... especially light pollution. Fri, 19 Feb 2010 03:55:21 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8705928 Answer to Who is more happier and healthier in this earth - believers of God or non-believers..? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8705925 Who is more happier and healthier in this earth - believers of God or non-believers..?<br /><br />I've seen statistics compiled by the Muslim Council of Britain that show people who have belief (they covered all religions) live longer & healthier lives. Fri, 19 Feb 2010 03:53:57 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8705925 Answer to AK 47s, or any machine guns, are legal to own in Iraq, making Iraq more free than us. Should machine guns be legal here? They used to be. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8705777 AK 47s, or any machine guns, are legal to own in Iraq, making Iraq more free than us. Should machine guns be legal here? They used to be.<br /><br />I'm not American & have never lived in America..... However, I'm struggling to think of any reason why anyone in America would actually need a machine gun. What possible reason could anyone have for owning such a thing....? Fri, 19 Feb 2010 01:47:24 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8705777 Answer to im 8 months pregenet i am so fat i cant get out of bed im SINGLE and im 15 what should i do? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8705773 im 8 months pregenet i am so fat i cant get out of bed im SINGLE and im 15 what should i do?<br /><br />Hmmmm....... Xbox360? Fri, 19 Feb 2010 01:44:25 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8705773 Answer to Hi, I'm 15 and wish to have a baby. I do not know why I want one so much but I do. I cry all the time over this. Why am i like this? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8703507 Hi, I'm 15 and wish to have a baby. I do not know why I want one so much but I do. I cry all the time over this. Why am i like this?<br /><br />It’s fairly clear that you've allowed yourself to become obsessed by this idea. You keep saying, you want, your desire, your need etc, which for a child of your age is perfectly natural. We all expect teenagers to act in a selfish way, & under normal circumstances, whilst it's incredibly... Thu, 18 Feb 2010 08:02:05 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8703507 Answer to Why are we so obsessed with painting teenage motherhood as such an absolute calamity? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8703486 Why are we so obsessed with painting teenage motherhood as such an absolute calamity?<br /><br />Because 99 times out of 100 its an abject disaster. Thu, 18 Feb 2010 07:49:48 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8703486 Answer to My wife was pinned down and sat on at a party she went to, why do women sit on each other in fights? men don't do it. Dave. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8703482 My wife was pinned down and sat on at a party she went to, why do women sit on each other in fights? men don't do it. Dave.<br /><br />Perhaps the size & shape of women’s’ arse's make this a successful tactic. Thu, 18 Feb 2010 07:47:08 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8703482 Answer to My wife was pinned down and sat on at a party she went to, why do women sit on each other in fights? men don't do it. Dave. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8703478 My wife was pinned down and sat on at a party she went to, why do women sit on each other in fights? men don't do it. Dave.<br /><br />Perhaps the size & shape of women’s’ arse's make this a successful tactic. Thu, 18 Feb 2010 07:46:33 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8703478 Answer to Is there any redeeming quality in Rap, or Hip-Hop? Help! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8703470 Is there any redeeming quality in Rap, or Hip-Hop? Help!<br /><br />Yes, his names Dizzee Rascal! Thu, 18 Feb 2010 07:44:11 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8703470 Answer to What is your opinion on the quote "all is fair in love and war"? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8703460 What is your opinion on the quote "all is fair in love and war"?<br /><br />It’s just an attempt to excuse behaviour we all know is unacceptable. Thu, 18 Feb 2010 07:42:13 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8703460 Answer to my gearstick wobbles when i eccelorate http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8703458 my gearstick wobbles when i eccelorate<br /><br />Most likely thing is you have a split engine mount. Pop the bonnet & rev the engine, see if it rocks back&forth. Thu, 18 Feb 2010 07:40:26 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8703458 Answer to Why is violence associated with violent video games? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8702358 Why is violence associated with violent video games?<br /><br />Simplistic thinking...! Thu, 18 Feb 2010 02:31:54 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8702358 Answer to Malia Obama's favorite book: Fledgling Jason Steed? I read this on Amazon, is this true? Only its a boys books for 10-15, she is what 10? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8702355 Malia Obama's favorite book: Fledgling Jason Steed? I read this on Amazon, is this true? Only its a boys books for 10-15, she is what 10?<br /><br />Sorry, I think I'm missing the point.... she's reading a book aimed at people of her age group? Thu, 18 Feb 2010 02:30:38 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8702355 Answer to how often do you find yourself comparing yourself to someone else? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8702354 how often do you find yourself comparing yourself to someone else?<br /><br />Far more often than is healthy. Thu, 18 Feb 2010 02:29:23 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8702354 Answer to Who has seen twighlight? i just soo love it ^^ http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8702351 Who has seen twighlight? i just soo love it ^^<br /><br />I was forced to watch it about 2 weeks ago... (forced in the sense that she wanted to watch it & I knew nothing good would come of refusing) It was like being forcefed thin, watery soup. Slightly unpleasant & provides nothing of any value. Thu, 18 Feb 2010 02:28:45 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8702351 Answer to What would be your evil alter ego's evil name? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8702340 What would be your evil alter ego's evil name?<br /><br />...... my evil alter ego??? Thu, 18 Feb 2010 02:19:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8702340 Answer to Why are you so jealous of me? Is it because of my sexy personality? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8702336 Why are you so jealous of me? Is it because of my sexy personality?<br /><br />Well, what else? Thu, 18 Feb 2010 02:18:19 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8702336 Answer to Would you forcibly try to prevent someone from committing suicide, even if you have to physically restrain him/her? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8702333 Would you forcibly try to prevent someone from committing suicide, even if you have to physically restrain him/her?<br /><br />While at work I'm required to.... I honestly dont think I would though outside in the real world. I generally believe most people have good reasons for wanting to commit suicide. Thu, 18 Feb 2010 02:15:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8702333 Answer to What causes a metal taste in your mouth? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8699645 What causes a metal taste in your mouth?<br /><br />Blood can taste coper-like. Wed, 17 Feb 2010 08:54:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8699645 Answer to Can a Pagan holiday be made Christian? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8699622 Can a Pagan holiday be made Christian?<br /><br />Yep... they pretty much all have been. Wed, 17 Feb 2010 08:47:13 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8699622 Answer to What height will I be? I am 13.5 years old. 5'6.5" in height. Father is 5'5" and mother is 5'4". http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8699247 What height will I be? I am 13.5 years old. 5'6.5" in height. Father is 5'5" and mother is 5'4".<br /><br />Who can possibly know.... My dad is 5'6 & my mum 5'2", I'm 5'10" my middle brother is 6'2" & my oldest brother is 5'10" & 1/2, if you believe him. Wed, 17 Feb 2010 05:34:09 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8699247 Answer to Why do intellectual, smart people who are borderline geniuses do so poorly in grade school and get bad grades? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8699243 Why do intellectual, smart people who are borderline geniuses do so poorly in grade school and get bad grades?<br /><br />When somethings so easy it requires no brain power then you just find it dull & stop trying. Wed, 17 Feb 2010 05:30:15 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8699243 Answer to Why do intellectual, smart people who are borderline geniuses do so poorly in grade school and get bad grades? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8699242 Why do intellectual, smart people who are borderline geniuses do so poorly in grade school and get bad grades?<br /><br />When somethings so easy it requires no brain power then you just find it dull & stop trying. Wed, 17 Feb 2010 05:29:53 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8699242 Answer to Could rubbing two kittens together produce fire? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8696111 Could rubbing two kittens together produce fire?<br /><br />Yes, but you have to rub really, really fast! Tue, 16 Feb 2010 09:08:05 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8696111 Answer to Do you think there should be a law that people have to have health insurance? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8696108 Do you think there should be a law that people have to have health insurance?<br /><br />Yes, although I support the British way of doing it & taking it out of wages like a tax. Dont give people the option to wriggle out of it. Tue, 16 Feb 2010 09:07:18 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8696108 Answer to So, do you think a relationship between two young , bipolar teens that haven't quite gotten it under control is doomed? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8695675 So, do you think a relationship between two young , bipolar teens that haven't quite gotten it under control is doomed?<br /><br />I dont think you should go into this expecting it to fail. Chances are it will, but then, chances are most 17yr olds relationships will fail. I do think you will have some unique issues to deal with, & dont think it's ideal, but hell, show me one thing in life that is. Tue, 16 Feb 2010 06:01:22 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8695675 Answer to Do we hate our lives so much that we are driven to alter our consciousness with soft/hard, regulated/unregulated, legal and illegal drugs? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8695655 Do we hate our lives so much that we are driven to alter our consciousness with soft/hard, regulated/unregulated, legal and illegal drugs?<br /><br />Yeh, pretty much! Tue, 16 Feb 2010 05:55:06 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8695655 Answer to I've been on birth control for a couple of days now, can I still get pregnant if my boyfriend ejaculates inside of me? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8695647 I've been on birth control for a couple of days now, can I still get pregnant if my boyfriend ejaculates inside of me?<br /><br />Yes, just read the packet for the recommended timings.... usually about a month. However you should still be using a condom in conjunction with the Contraceptive Pill to avoid both pregnancy & STD's Tue, 16 Feb 2010 05:51:10 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8695647 Answer to Can you think of a greek myth about poseidon? I need one for a project. If you could, please give me a reliable source. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8695645 Can you think of a greek myth about poseidon? I need one for a project. If you could, please give me a reliable source.<br /><br />Posseidon raped the renown beauty Medussa in Athena's temple, thereby causing Athena to curse Medussa, transforming her into a Gorgon with the power to turn men to stone with a single look. She herself was finnally killed by the Demi-God, Perseus... not really sure what the source of this is,... Tue, 16 Feb 2010 05:48:41 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8695645 Answer to If you woke up naked next to your best friend one morning,what would you do? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8693162 If you woke up naked next to your best friend one morning,what would you do?<br /><br />I wouldn't be upset at all. My best friend takes your breath away she's so pretty. Mon, 15 Feb 2010 08:29:05 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8693162 Answer to What is your favorite part of the pig? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8693159 What is your favorite part of the pig?<br /><br />The bit between it being born & being slaughtered. Mon, 15 Feb 2010 08:27:35 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8693159 Answer to Are you scared of something? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8693157 Are you scared of something?<br /><br />Yes, I'm scared of Cows..... with their crazy staring eyes & the way they'd trample ya soon as look at ya! Mon, 15 Feb 2010 08:26:29 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8693157 Answer to Do Canadian's suck? Why or why not http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8693077 Do Canadian's suck? Why or why not<br /><br />The only Canadian girlfriend I've ever had did. Mon, 15 Feb 2010 07:37:13 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8693077 Answer to Does buggati has a turbo-charged engine? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8693076 Does buggati has a turbo-charged engine?<br /><br />The Veyron engine has 4x turbo chargers Mon, 15 Feb 2010 07:36:09 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8693076 Answer to Heater not working in car was told by mechanic that my heater door was broken, is this an expensive part to get fixed? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8693072 Heater not working in car was told by mechanic that my heater door was broken, is this an expensive part to get fixed?<br /><br />I'm sorry.....? I've worked in the motor trade for 10yrs & I've never heard of a heater door. The faut is most likely with either the Heater Matrix (which is similar to the radiator in the engine bay, it allows the heat to transfer from the engine to the air vents. & is fairly expensive) or... Mon, 15 Feb 2010 07:35:03 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8693072 Answer to I consider valentines day a pagan festival and do not follow it. What are your feelings about it? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8693062 I consider valentines day a pagan festival and do not follow it. What are your feelings about it?<br /><br />I dont know about the Paganess of it, although if thats true then it makes me more in favour of it than I was. I mostly feel it's a product of card shops... although that doesn't bother me. Personally, I like having the oportunity to get a little romantic & show that special person just how... Mon, 15 Feb 2010 07:29:15 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8693062 Answer to Jake Gyllenhaal or Robert Pattinson, who's hotter? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8693051 Jake Gyllenhaal or Robert Pattinson, who's hotter?<br /><br />I'm a bloke & even I can tell that Robert Pattinson is the better looking.... however that is helped by the fact that Jake Gyllenhaal's face looks like a foot! Mon, 15 Feb 2010 07:23:26 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8693051 Answer to Chinese Food from restaurants makes her ill. Possible causes? Thanks http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8693046 Chinese Food from restaurants makes her ill. Possible causes? Thanks<br /><br />Probably all the cat & dog in the Chow Mein. Mon, 15 Feb 2010 07:22:02 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8693046 Answer to Should I have sausage and mash or Chicken pie? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8693043 Should I have sausage and mash or Chicken pie?<br /><br />If you dont have the sausage & mash then I will! But I agree with Doyler, there's gotta be gravy! Mon, 15 Feb 2010 07:21:12 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8693043 Answer to Are you brave/daring? Do you go out of your way to do things that scare you or do you more often avoid them? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8693038 Are you brave/daring? Do you go out of your way to do things that scare you or do you more often avoid them?<br /><br />Personally, I dont think I go out of my way to do crazy stuff...... however, if I stumble accross the oportunity, I wont back-down. Mon, 15 Feb 2010 07:18:50 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8693038 Answer to How come women get to be sexist but men get in a alot trouble when it slips and women don't http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8692750 How come women get to be sexist but men get in a alot trouble when it slips and women don't<br /><br />Because they've had to put up with it for over 2000yrs, whereas we've only had to deal with it for about 20yrs. Mon, 15 Feb 2010 03:44:25 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8692750 Answer to can i contol my dreams? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8692747 can i contol my dreams?<br /><br />Yes it is. It's called Lucid Dreaming & actually isn't that tricky once you know how. If you want to start doing it you may need some sort of visual or audio stimuli, such as a loud ticking or a light shining in your face as you fall asleep. At some point you will notice it during your dream,... Mon, 15 Feb 2010 03:40:40 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8692747 Answer to We have a hundred percent employment, zero poverty, no disease, no starvation, no war. What's next? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8692737 We have a hundred percent employment, zero poverty, no disease, no starvation, no war. What's next?<br /><br />Sex'n'drugs I suppose. Mon, 15 Feb 2010 03:37:15 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8692737 Answer to My 18th is soon and i need opinions on this dress thanku http://www.netfashionavenue.com/jasz-couture-2010-prom-cocktail-dress-4016.aspx http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8692725 My 18th is soon and i need opinions on this dress thanku http://www.netfashionavenue.com/jasz-couture-2010-prom-cocktail-dress-4016.aspx<br /><br />Objectively, it manages to combine both sweet & sexy. The combination of material types works very well, & the colours, whilst being different from what is common on cocktail dresses, work very well. Although I do suspect they'd look better on someone with abit more tone to their skin than on... Mon, 15 Feb 2010 03:35:14 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8692725 Answer to I want a cat so bad! But my mother and my two sisters are allergic to cats. How can I get one? Please help! http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8692709 I want a cat so bad! But my mother and my two sisters are allergic to cats. How can I get one? Please help!<br /><br />I'd recommend Nintendo Cats on the DS Lite. Mon, 15 Feb 2010 03:28:45 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8692709 Answer to Should the results of I.Q. tests be hidden from the public if they prove that some ethnic groups are smarter than others? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8692707 Should the results of I.Q. tests be hidden from the public if they prove that some ethnic groups are smarter than others?<br /><br />Yes they should. This is because IQ tests are both ethnically & gender specific in favour of both whites & males. They are also a poor method of measuring intelligence as all they provide are a snap-shot. You could take an IQ test every day of the week & get very different results each time... Mon, 15 Feb 2010 03:27:12 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8692707 Answer to What ethnicity do you think I am? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8692696 What ethnicity do you think I am?<br /><br />I'd say that you're from South East Asia at a guess. You look similar to a Malaysian girl I knew when I lived in Belgium. Mon, 15 Feb 2010 03:24:09 -0800 http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8692696